26-11-2019, 05:31 PM
Main subah kaafi late so kar utha, waise bhi aaj Sunday tha. Mujhe socha chalo achha hai aaj college to nahin jaana. Lekin mujhe dopahar mein apni nayi nayi lagai hui factory par to jaana hi tha. Saari raat Munni Bua ne mere saath bitaayi thi. Mujhe sab kuch yaad aa raha tha. Bua mere paas se kab chali gayi, mujhe pata bhi nahi chala. Ab jab main so ke utha tha, tab mujhe maloom pada, ki Bua mere paas nahi hai. Kisi tarah aalas mein main uth kar baitha, aur apne lund ko achraj se dekhne laga. Aur man hi man apne lund se poochane laga. “kyon, maja aaya na kal raat?” Mera lund un yaadon ko taaja karte hue fir se khada hone laga. Mere dimaaag mein ek dum khyaal aaya, “Bua kahan hai?” Main bed se utar kar, waise hi nange paer, bathroom ki taraf chal pada, wahan pahunch kar English style ki seat ki lid ko upar uthaate samay mujhe yaad aaya, kal hi to Bua is par baithkar susu kar rahi thi. Bas itna sa khyaal mer dimaag mein aate hei, mera lund full form mein aa gaya. Jab lund khada hua ho to, susu karna kitna mushkil hota hai, kewal mard hi samajh sakte hain. Kisi tarah bahut der tak patli si dhaar maar kar, maine apne aap ko relieve kiya. Fir apne bedroom mein aakar maine ek shorts pahna, bina kisi boxer ya underwear ke, aur bina t-shirt pahne main neeche kitchen ki taraf chal diya. Kitchen mein se mujhe aaloo ki paronthe ki khushboo aa rahi thi. Mujhe jor ki bhoookh bhi lagi thi, main turant kitchen mein ghus gaya. Unki peenth meri taraf thi; maine peeche se jaakar unke mummon ko apne haathon mein kas ke daba liya, aur saath hi saath unki gardan ko choomane laga.
"Vishal? Ye tum kya kar rahe ho?" Mummy ne ek dum chaunkate hue kaha.
Main ek jhatke mein peeche hat gaya. Ek dum bad-hawaas, ghabraaya hua, aur sakte mein. Main bas wahan se bhaagne hi waala tha. Tabhi wo hansi... wo meri mummy ki hansi nahi thi... balki Munni Bua ki thi. Main mummy aur Munni Bua ke baat karne ke lahje mein, ek halke se fark ko samajh chuka tha. Lekin mummy aur Munni Bua ek doosre ki nakal ek dum hoo-bahoo utaar leti thi. Lekin jis tarah se wo ek dum alag-alag person hote hue ek doosre ki itni achhi nakal utaar leti thi aur waisi hi awaaj nikaal leti thi, waakai mein avishvasniya tha, aur usi dhokhe mein kuch der pahle main fans chuka tha.
“Behanchod... aage se aisa kabhi mat karna!” maine kisi tarah kaha, mere paer abhi bhi kaanp rahe the, main wahin par kitchen mein rakhi ek chair par dhammmm se baith gaya. Mera dil joron se dhadak raha tha. Mera chehra laal ho chukka tha, kisi tarah main hosh mein aane ka prayaas kar raha tha, aur Munni Bua mere ko dekh ke jor jor se hans rahi thi.
“Ek cheej to tum ko samajh mein aa gayi hogi, ki thodi saavdhaani barta karo,” Bua ne mujhe samjhaate hue kaha. “Maan lo agar main sahi mein tumhaari mummy hoti to? Fir kya hota?” Bua ne poocha, Bua sahi kah rahi thi, aur ye baat mere bhi samajh mein aa rahi thi.
"I'm sorry, aap shai kah rahi ho Bua. Mujhe aisa nahi karna chaahiye tha,” Bua ki muskuraahat ne meri saari ghabraaht ko door kar diya.
"Chalo koi baat nahi," Bua ne bolna sure kiya, "Lekin Vishal, main jab tak yahan ruki hui hoon, hum ko koi aisa kaam nahi karna chaahiye, jindagi mein waise hi bahut pareshaaniyaan hain, main nahi chhahati ki mere aur tumhaari mummy ke beech koi problem khadi ho jaaye. Jo kuch humne kiya, usmein mujhe to bahut majaa aaya, yadi hum aage bhi wo karte rahna chaahate hain, to humko sab kuch bahut saawdhaani ke saath karna hoga. Humko bahut, bahut jyaada saawdhaan rahna hoga.
”Ek baar fir....I’m sorry Bua, aisa fir kabhi nahi hoga.” Bua ko apne aage lage button waale night gown ke button ko kholte hue main dekhne laga. Bua ne shaayad bas ye hi pahan rakha tha.
"Ehitiyaat ke taur par, aage se, hameshaa main tumhaare paas aaya karungi,” Bua ne propose kiya. Is tarah, koi risk bhi nahi rahega... aur aaj jaisa tumne kiya, is tarah ke accident hone ki sambhaawana bhi khatam ho jaayegi. Theek hai?” Bua ne gown ko utaarte hue kaha, main Bua ke gown ko jameen par girte hue aur Bua ke nagn sharir ko nihaarane laga.
"Theek hai," main thoda sharmaate hue apni galti maanate hue bola.
"Abhi.... Bhookh lagi hai kya?" Bua ne poocha. "Kuch khaane ko chaahiye?" Kitchen mein padi doosri chair ko kheench kar, Bua ne apna ek paer, ghutne par se modkar, apni taangein failaae hue, us par rakhte hue poocha.
"Bahut bhookh lagi hai!" main Bua ki choot ko chaatane ke liye jhukte hue bola. Breakfast to baad mein bhi kar lenge, Breakfast ki maa ki choot.
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Main us din factory se jaldi ghar aa gaya. Mummy papa ki car, porch ke neeche khadi thi, maine apni car unki car ke peeche khadi kar di. “Chalo achha hai, kam se kam pata to chal gaya ki mummy papa aa gaye hain,” maine socha, aur main door ki taraf chal diya. Main door ek dum, achaanak se khul gaya. Jaise hi maine door khula, papa haath mein suitcase pakde hue, baahar nikalte hue dikhaayi diye, maine unke peeche aati mummy se poocha, “Papa kahan jaa rahe hain?”
Maine jaan boojhkar papa se nahi poocha tha, kyonki humaare ghar mein ye maanyata hai ki yadi koi ghar se baahar jaa raha ho, to usko tokate nahi hain. Sawaal to maine mummy se poocha tha, lekin jawaab papa ne diya, tumhaari nayi factory ke liye jo machine Germany se import karni thi, uski import licence issue ho gaya hai. Lekin ek baar main germany mein khud jaakar machine ko aur seller ko dekhkar aur milkar tasalli kar lena chaahata hoon, isiliye Frankfurt jaa raha hoon. 10 dinon mein laut aaunga. “Mere peeche se is ghar mein tum hi akele mard hoge, to apni mummy aur Munni Bua ka dhyaan rakhna,” papa ne muskuraate hue kaha.
“OK papa, aap chinta na karein, have a safe journey,” maine man hi man khush hote hue kaha.
Papa ke height mujh se jyaada thi, unhone jaane se pahle pyaar mein, mere sir par mere baalon ko titar bitar karte hue, haath fira diya, maano kah rahe ho, tum ab bade ho gaye ho, mujhe chinta karne ki koi jaroorat nahi.
Papa ke car gate se baahar nikalne ke baad, jab main gate ko band kar ke lauta, to dekha mummy aur Bua, drawing hall mein baith kar baatein kar rahi thi. Jaise hi main daakhil hua, wo dono chup ho gayi. Ye baat mujhe aachhi nahi lagi, iska matlab wo dono mere baare mein baatein kar rahi thi, aur chaahati thi, ki main un baton ko naa sunoon. Maine ek jhalak mein dono ki taraf dekha, aur fir dhyaan se Bua ko dekha, lekin unke expression bilkul normal the.
"Aao Vishal, baitho, kaisa raha aaj ka din?" Mummy ne poocha. Maine gaur kiya, ki sawaal poochate samay, mummy ke gaal thode laal ho gaye the. Fir mujhe hosh aaya, ki mujhe sawaal ka jawaab dena hai. Lekin ek baar fir, mummy ne Bua ki taraf dekhte hue bas halka sa muskuraa di, us pyaar bhare andaaj mein jaisa wo hameshaa karti thi.
"Sab theek raha mummy. Main upar waale bathroom mein." Maine Bua ki taraf dekhtehue kaha, wo thoda pareshaan si lagi, lekin iski koi wajah nahi thi. Mujhe unka aise dekhana, theek usi tarah laga, jaise unhone subah, mere se unko mummy samajhne galti karne ke baad, mujhe Bua ne dekha tha.
"Jaao naha lo, hum yahan par baith kar baaein kar rahe hain," Bua ne jor dete hue bola, aur bas ek vaakya mein hi bahut kuch bol gayi.
"Vishal, main paas ki grocery shop se kuch saaman lene jaa rahi hoon, tumko khaane ke liye kuch mangaana to nahi hai?" Mummy ne poocha.
"Nahi mummy, mujhe kuch nahi mangaana hai, aaj subah wiase hi kuch jyaada khaa liya tha,” maine bolte hue Bua ki taraf dekha. Bua ne gusse mein meri taraf dekha, aur aisa laga jaise wo kah rahi ho, ki agar maine kuch na bola hota to behtar hota. Tabhi usi waqt mujhe pachtava bhi hua, ki shaayad maine apna gussa aur jhunjhlaahat Bua par bekaar mein utaar di thi, lekin is baat ki sambhaavana bilkul nahi thi ki jo kuch main ishaaron mein bol gaya tha, wo mummy ke samajh mein aaya ho.
"Oh...is se pahle ki main bhool jaaoon, ye lo apne ear rings waapas le lo,” mummy ne Bua ke wo ear rings utaarte hue hanste hue kaha, “Aur thank you mujhe ek raat udhaar dene ke liye.”
Main ghoomkar, seedhiyon ki taraf chal diya, aur ek baar mein do-do seedhiyon par chalaang lagaate hue apne room mein pahuch gaya. Aur fir apne saare pahne hue kapdon ko utaar ke, uchaalkar ek kone mein fek diya. Bas underwear pahne hue, main tauliya uthaakar, bathroom mein ghus gaya. Fir English style ki toilet seat par baithkar, lund ko sahlaate hue, use khada karke, muth maarne ki tayyari karne laga..
"Vishal? Ye tum kya kar rahe ho?" Mummy ne ek dum chaunkate hue kaha.
Main ek jhatke mein peeche hat gaya. Ek dum bad-hawaas, ghabraaya hua, aur sakte mein. Main bas wahan se bhaagne hi waala tha. Tabhi wo hansi... wo meri mummy ki hansi nahi thi... balki Munni Bua ki thi. Main mummy aur Munni Bua ke baat karne ke lahje mein, ek halke se fark ko samajh chuka tha. Lekin mummy aur Munni Bua ek doosre ki nakal ek dum hoo-bahoo utaar leti thi. Lekin jis tarah se wo ek dum alag-alag person hote hue ek doosre ki itni achhi nakal utaar leti thi aur waisi hi awaaj nikaal leti thi, waakai mein avishvasniya tha, aur usi dhokhe mein kuch der pahle main fans chuka tha.
“Behanchod... aage se aisa kabhi mat karna!” maine kisi tarah kaha, mere paer abhi bhi kaanp rahe the, main wahin par kitchen mein rakhi ek chair par dhammmm se baith gaya. Mera dil joron se dhadak raha tha. Mera chehra laal ho chukka tha, kisi tarah main hosh mein aane ka prayaas kar raha tha, aur Munni Bua mere ko dekh ke jor jor se hans rahi thi.
“Ek cheej to tum ko samajh mein aa gayi hogi, ki thodi saavdhaani barta karo,” Bua ne mujhe samjhaate hue kaha. “Maan lo agar main sahi mein tumhaari mummy hoti to? Fir kya hota?” Bua ne poocha, Bua sahi kah rahi thi, aur ye baat mere bhi samajh mein aa rahi thi.
"I'm sorry, aap shai kah rahi ho Bua. Mujhe aisa nahi karna chaahiye tha,” Bua ki muskuraahat ne meri saari ghabraaht ko door kar diya.
"Chalo koi baat nahi," Bua ne bolna sure kiya, "Lekin Vishal, main jab tak yahan ruki hui hoon, hum ko koi aisa kaam nahi karna chaahiye, jindagi mein waise hi bahut pareshaaniyaan hain, main nahi chhahati ki mere aur tumhaari mummy ke beech koi problem khadi ho jaaye. Jo kuch humne kiya, usmein mujhe to bahut majaa aaya, yadi hum aage bhi wo karte rahna chaahate hain, to humko sab kuch bahut saawdhaani ke saath karna hoga. Humko bahut, bahut jyaada saawdhaan rahna hoga.
”Ek baar fir....I’m sorry Bua, aisa fir kabhi nahi hoga.” Bua ko apne aage lage button waale night gown ke button ko kholte hue main dekhne laga. Bua ne shaayad bas ye hi pahan rakha tha.
"Ehitiyaat ke taur par, aage se, hameshaa main tumhaare paas aaya karungi,” Bua ne propose kiya. Is tarah, koi risk bhi nahi rahega... aur aaj jaisa tumne kiya, is tarah ke accident hone ki sambhaawana bhi khatam ho jaayegi. Theek hai?” Bua ne gown ko utaarte hue kaha, main Bua ke gown ko jameen par girte hue aur Bua ke nagn sharir ko nihaarane laga.
"Theek hai," main thoda sharmaate hue apni galti maanate hue bola.
"Abhi.... Bhookh lagi hai kya?" Bua ne poocha. "Kuch khaane ko chaahiye?" Kitchen mein padi doosri chair ko kheench kar, Bua ne apna ek paer, ghutne par se modkar, apni taangein failaae hue, us par rakhte hue poocha.
"Bahut bhookh lagi hai!" main Bua ki choot ko chaatane ke liye jhukte hue bola. Breakfast to baad mein bhi kar lenge, Breakfast ki maa ki choot.
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Main us din factory se jaldi ghar aa gaya. Mummy papa ki car, porch ke neeche khadi thi, maine apni car unki car ke peeche khadi kar di. “Chalo achha hai, kam se kam pata to chal gaya ki mummy papa aa gaye hain,” maine socha, aur main door ki taraf chal diya. Main door ek dum, achaanak se khul gaya. Jaise hi maine door khula, papa haath mein suitcase pakde hue, baahar nikalte hue dikhaayi diye, maine unke peeche aati mummy se poocha, “Papa kahan jaa rahe hain?”
Maine jaan boojhkar papa se nahi poocha tha, kyonki humaare ghar mein ye maanyata hai ki yadi koi ghar se baahar jaa raha ho, to usko tokate nahi hain. Sawaal to maine mummy se poocha tha, lekin jawaab papa ne diya, tumhaari nayi factory ke liye jo machine Germany se import karni thi, uski import licence issue ho gaya hai. Lekin ek baar main germany mein khud jaakar machine ko aur seller ko dekhkar aur milkar tasalli kar lena chaahata hoon, isiliye Frankfurt jaa raha hoon. 10 dinon mein laut aaunga. “Mere peeche se is ghar mein tum hi akele mard hoge, to apni mummy aur Munni Bua ka dhyaan rakhna,” papa ne muskuraate hue kaha.
“OK papa, aap chinta na karein, have a safe journey,” maine man hi man khush hote hue kaha.
Papa ke height mujh se jyaada thi, unhone jaane se pahle pyaar mein, mere sir par mere baalon ko titar bitar karte hue, haath fira diya, maano kah rahe ho, tum ab bade ho gaye ho, mujhe chinta karne ki koi jaroorat nahi.
Papa ke car gate se baahar nikalne ke baad, jab main gate ko band kar ke lauta, to dekha mummy aur Bua, drawing hall mein baith kar baatein kar rahi thi. Jaise hi main daakhil hua, wo dono chup ho gayi. Ye baat mujhe aachhi nahi lagi, iska matlab wo dono mere baare mein baatein kar rahi thi, aur chaahati thi, ki main un baton ko naa sunoon. Maine ek jhalak mein dono ki taraf dekha, aur fir dhyaan se Bua ko dekha, lekin unke expression bilkul normal the.
"Aao Vishal, baitho, kaisa raha aaj ka din?" Mummy ne poocha. Maine gaur kiya, ki sawaal poochate samay, mummy ke gaal thode laal ho gaye the. Fir mujhe hosh aaya, ki mujhe sawaal ka jawaab dena hai. Lekin ek baar fir, mummy ne Bua ki taraf dekhte hue bas halka sa muskuraa di, us pyaar bhare andaaj mein jaisa wo hameshaa karti thi.
"Sab theek raha mummy. Main upar waale bathroom mein." Maine Bua ki taraf dekhtehue kaha, wo thoda pareshaan si lagi, lekin iski koi wajah nahi thi. Mujhe unka aise dekhana, theek usi tarah laga, jaise unhone subah, mere se unko mummy samajhne galti karne ke baad, mujhe Bua ne dekha tha.
"Jaao naha lo, hum yahan par baith kar baaein kar rahe hain," Bua ne jor dete hue bola, aur bas ek vaakya mein hi bahut kuch bol gayi.
"Vishal, main paas ki grocery shop se kuch saaman lene jaa rahi hoon, tumko khaane ke liye kuch mangaana to nahi hai?" Mummy ne poocha.
"Nahi mummy, mujhe kuch nahi mangaana hai, aaj subah wiase hi kuch jyaada khaa liya tha,” maine bolte hue Bua ki taraf dekha. Bua ne gusse mein meri taraf dekha, aur aisa laga jaise wo kah rahi ho, ki agar maine kuch na bola hota to behtar hota. Tabhi usi waqt mujhe pachtava bhi hua, ki shaayad maine apna gussa aur jhunjhlaahat Bua par bekaar mein utaar di thi, lekin is baat ki sambhaavana bilkul nahi thi ki jo kuch main ishaaron mein bol gaya tha, wo mummy ke samajh mein aaya ho.
"Oh...is se pahle ki main bhool jaaoon, ye lo apne ear rings waapas le lo,” mummy ne Bua ke wo ear rings utaarte hue hanste hue kaha, “Aur thank you mujhe ek raat udhaar dene ke liye.”
Main ghoomkar, seedhiyon ki taraf chal diya, aur ek baar mein do-do seedhiyon par chalaang lagaate hue apne room mein pahuch gaya. Aur fir apne saare pahne hue kapdon ko utaar ke, uchaalkar ek kone mein fek diya. Bas underwear pahne hue, main tauliya uthaakar, bathroom mein ghus gaya. Fir English style ki toilet seat par baithkar, lund ko sahlaate hue, use khada karke, muth maarne ki tayyari karne laga..
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