25-11-2019, 04:13 PM
Aunty: Oh sorry I did not mean to heart you. Main to tareef kar rahi thi.
Naina: artificial smile daitay huay. No no its ok.
Aunty: Mmmmmmmmmmm Coffee is good. Kash meri bhi aisi beti hoti jo mujhay aisi coffee bana k pilati.
Naina: Aray main hoon na aap ki beti. Jab dil karay coffee ka to bata dia karain aap k ghar khud lay kar aa jaya karoon gi.
Aunty: Main sadqay jaaon. And landline phone rings.
Aunty: Oh kis ka phone aa gaya is time.
Naina: Shaan hi hon gay. Check kar rahay hon gay k ghar pay hi hoon k nahi.
Naina: Hello? Helloooooooo.
Jimmy: Hello naina ji. Main jimmy. Sorry to disturb you
Naina: Oh jimmy how are you?
Jimmy: Fine. Mom kahan hain?
Naina: Yahan hi hain. Khairiat.
Jimmy: Wo un say baat karwa dain gi aap?
Naina: Hana hold karo.
Aunty: Ji jimmy beta kia hua?
Jimmy: Mom I am getting bore here. Missing you.
Aunty: Aray main koi England mai thora hi gyaee hoon. Yahan paros main hi to hoon.
Jimmy: But I am getting bore na. Batain kia karoon?
Aunty: Koi movie daikh lo.
Jimmy: Dil nahi kar raha. Mai bhi aa jaaon?
Aunty: Nopssssssssss. Din main aur baat hay aur raat main aur. Nahi beta aap ghar pay hi raho. Naina ko acha nahi lagay ga. Aur agar shan ko pata chal gaya k raat tum yahan thay to naina ki sakhti aa jaye gi. For the sake of naina aram karo ghar pay hi.
Jimmy: Hayeeeeeeeeee. Mom ab to rukna hi paray ga. Naina ji k liay to jaan bhi hazir.
Aunty: Whatttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt?
Jimmy: Nahi nahi kuch nahi. Byeeeee.
Aunty muskuranay lagi aur wapis bed pay aa gayeen.
Naina: Kia kehta tha jimmy?
Aunty: Janab sahib bore ho rahay hain. Kehta hain dil nahi lag raha meray bina.
Naina: To usay bhi bula laiti na?
Aunty: (Hairangi say naina ki tarf daikhtay huay k naina to khud keh rahi hay jimmy ko bulanay ka aur us nay jimmy ko ainwan hi mana kar dia.) Nahi wo to aana chah raha tha but mai nay mana kar dia.
Naina: Oh ho anay daitien usay. Khair koi baat nahi bara ho gaya hay apna khayal khud rakh lay ga.
Aunty: Haan main bhi yehi kehti hoon. Ab har waqt to mai saath nahi reh sakti na. Khair kia karoon wo payar hi itna zayada karta hay mujh say.
Coffee p k dono tv lounge mai chali gayeen. Aur Tv on kar k daikhnay lagien. Raat k 12 baj rahay thay. Tv on kar k dono tv daikhnay lagien.
Aunty: Aray wo channel lagana zara.
Naina: Kon sa?
Aunty: Aray wohi wala jis main tamam ghareeb log acting kar rahay hotay hain. Aur ankh maar di.
Naina: Ghareeb log? Yeh kon sa channel hay? Naya channel hay koi?
Aunty: Aray pagli wohi channel hay. Jis main tamam ghareeb log acting kar rahay hotay hain aur wo itnay ghareeb hotay hain k un k pass pehn.nay k liay kapray tak nahi hotay. Hahahahaha
Naina: Aunty aap bhi na bus kia kahoon. Kia fit code rakha hua hay ghareebon ka channel. Hahahaha. Ok wo channel end mai ja k aye ga. Rukiay main laga daiti hoon.
Aunty: Haan lagao. 12 baj gaye hain. Koi fit c movie shuru honay wali hogi.
Naina: Ok yeh lain ji. Lag gaya aap ka fav channel.
Aunty: Thanx. Tum nahi daikhti kia?
Naina: Ji shuru shuru main daikhtay thay main aur shaan mil kar aur saath saath payar bhi kartay thay magar ab nahi daikhtay.
Aunty: Ok chalo aaj mairay saath baith kar daikh lo aur saath saath batain bhi kartay hain.
Naina: artificial smile daitay huay. No no its ok.
Aunty: Mmmmmmmmmmm Coffee is good. Kash meri bhi aisi beti hoti jo mujhay aisi coffee bana k pilati.
Naina: Aray main hoon na aap ki beti. Jab dil karay coffee ka to bata dia karain aap k ghar khud lay kar aa jaya karoon gi.
Aunty: Main sadqay jaaon. And landline phone rings.
Aunty: Oh kis ka phone aa gaya is time.
Naina: Shaan hi hon gay. Check kar rahay hon gay k ghar pay hi hoon k nahi.
Naina: Hello? Helloooooooo.
Jimmy: Hello naina ji. Main jimmy. Sorry to disturb you
Naina: Oh jimmy how are you?
Jimmy: Fine. Mom kahan hain?
Naina: Yahan hi hain. Khairiat.
Jimmy: Wo un say baat karwa dain gi aap?
Naina: Hana hold karo.
Aunty: Ji jimmy beta kia hua?
Jimmy: Mom I am getting bore here. Missing you.
Aunty: Aray main koi England mai thora hi gyaee hoon. Yahan paros main hi to hoon.
Jimmy: But I am getting bore na. Batain kia karoon?
Aunty: Koi movie daikh lo.
Jimmy: Dil nahi kar raha. Mai bhi aa jaaon?
Aunty: Nopssssssssss. Din main aur baat hay aur raat main aur. Nahi beta aap ghar pay hi raho. Naina ko acha nahi lagay ga. Aur agar shan ko pata chal gaya k raat tum yahan thay to naina ki sakhti aa jaye gi. For the sake of naina aram karo ghar pay hi.
Jimmy: Hayeeeeeeeeee. Mom ab to rukna hi paray ga. Naina ji k liay to jaan bhi hazir.
Aunty: Whatttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt?
Jimmy: Nahi nahi kuch nahi. Byeeeee.
Aunty muskuranay lagi aur wapis bed pay aa gayeen.
Naina: Kia kehta tha jimmy?
Aunty: Janab sahib bore ho rahay hain. Kehta hain dil nahi lag raha meray bina.
Naina: To usay bhi bula laiti na?
Aunty: (Hairangi say naina ki tarf daikhtay huay k naina to khud keh rahi hay jimmy ko bulanay ka aur us nay jimmy ko ainwan hi mana kar dia.) Nahi wo to aana chah raha tha but mai nay mana kar dia.
Naina: Oh ho anay daitien usay. Khair koi baat nahi bara ho gaya hay apna khayal khud rakh lay ga.
Aunty: Haan main bhi yehi kehti hoon. Ab har waqt to mai saath nahi reh sakti na. Khair kia karoon wo payar hi itna zayada karta hay mujh say.
Coffee p k dono tv lounge mai chali gayeen. Aur Tv on kar k daikhnay lagien. Raat k 12 baj rahay thay. Tv on kar k dono tv daikhnay lagien.
Aunty: Aray wo channel lagana zara.
Naina: Kon sa?
Aunty: Aray wohi wala jis main tamam ghareeb log acting kar rahay hotay hain. Aur ankh maar di.
Naina: Ghareeb log? Yeh kon sa channel hay? Naya channel hay koi?
Aunty: Aray pagli wohi channel hay. Jis main tamam ghareeb log acting kar rahay hotay hain aur wo itnay ghareeb hotay hain k un k pass pehn.nay k liay kapray tak nahi hotay. Hahahahaha
Naina: Aunty aap bhi na bus kia kahoon. Kia fit code rakha hua hay ghareebon ka channel. Hahahaha. Ok wo channel end mai ja k aye ga. Rukiay main laga daiti hoon.
Aunty: Haan lagao. 12 baj gaye hain. Koi fit c movie shuru honay wali hogi.
Naina: Ok yeh lain ji. Lag gaya aap ka fav channel.
Aunty: Thanx. Tum nahi daikhti kia?
Naina: Ji shuru shuru main daikhtay thay main aur shaan mil kar aur saath saath payar bhi kartay thay magar ab nahi daikhtay.
Aunty: Ok chalo aaj mairay saath baith kar daikh lo aur saath saath batain bhi kartay hain.