Adultery PURAANI HAVELI - ʙᴀʙᴀɴ

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Zamindar poorani yaadon mein kho gaya tha. Poorani haseen aur garam samai ko yaad karke zamindar ka lund poora khara ho gaya tha. Jaggu apna lund hila raha tha. Lekin woh ruk gaya. Kyunki is lund ko hilane ke liye do do aurtein hai haveli mein. Zitendranath urf jaggu loket ko dekhkar sochta hai kaise yeh locket us haseena ke gaale mein dega? Champa ko lekar koi pareshani nahi. Uske nazar mein woh uska pati hai. Lekin priya ko jaggu pasand nahi. To fir kaise us tak pahucha jaye? Kyunki uske haat se priya locket nahi legi. Tabhi usko ek baat yaad ata hai ke gaon mein mela laga hai. Turant uske deemag mein ek chaal aa jata hai. Zamindar hasne lagta hai. Ab usko us priya ko pane se koi nahi rok payega. Zamindar us locket ko pocket mein lekar bahaar aa jata hai aur khandar ka darwaza bandh karke bahar chala jata hai. Thori dur jakar woh ek jungle ke pas mutne lagta hai.  Tabhi do gundey churi nikal kar uske paas ata hai. Gundey boltei hai: e saaley... jo bhi hai tere paas woh nikal. Varna dekha yeh... chaku ghusa doonga pet mein. Jaggu un dono dekhkar hasne lagta hai. Aur phir bolta hai: tum log mujhe maaroge?  Accha?  To dikhao zara kaise maroge?  Dekhuto zara main bhi kitna maa ka dudh piya hai?  Ek gunda usle pas daur ke ata hai lekin jaggu ke ek dhakke se woh dur jakar girta hai. Jaggu has kar bolta hai: arey.. arey... lagta hai bachpan mein teri maa tujhko chor ke kisi gair mard ko dudh pilati thi isliye tujhme zor nahi hai. Yeh sunkar dono gundey usko gaali deta hai mather#*'#'d saaley teri maa ki #*#*aab dekh hum dono kya karte hai. Jaggu ko bhi ab gussa aa jata hai. Jaise hi woh dono gunde eksath uspe attack karte hai jaggu dono ko hi mukka marta hai aur dono dur jakar girta hai. Jaggu dono ka gala pakar kar upar utha deta hai. Dono hat pair maarne lagte hai. Jaggu bolta hai: gaali diya mujhko !!! Tum dono ko maar dalunga mai. Dono kisi tarah hat jorkey maafi mangtey hai to zamindar un dono ko dur fek dete hai. Dono hairaan ho jatein hai ek aadmi ke under itna taqat dekhkar. Dono darr ke vaag jaate hai. Jaggu jungle mein thori ded ghumta hai. Kitne din baad bahar ki duniya ghum raha hai woh. Thori der baad usko gaon ki kuch aurtein talaab se paani lete hue dikhti hai. Unme kuch aurat usko pasand ata hai. Woh chupke se gande nazron se unko dekhne lagta hai. Woh sochta hai : ekbaar main poora shakti prapt karloo to firse gaon ki aurton se milan kar paunga. Priya to meri raani hai usko bhi apne saath mila loonga. Dono milkar gaon ki aurton ke sath mazey karenge aur unko main naa bana dunga. Is gaon ke khoobsurat aurten sirf mere bacche ki maa banke rahenge.. ha... ha... ha... ha. Ab baas sahi samai ka intezar. Kisi tarah yeh locket uske gaale mein dalna hoga. Bas woh firse mujhko zamindar ki roop mein dekhegi aur hum dono ka milan hoga. Zamindar dopahar ko ghar laut ata hai. Champa darwaza khol kar pati ko under le ati hai. Jaggu yani zitendranath peechey se biwi ko pakar ke chumne lagta hai. Champa bolti hai: ufff.... sirf yeh sab ghumta hai aapke deemag mein. Chaliye khana laga doon. Khakey thora aram kijie. Jaggu ke liye champa khana lagane lagti hai. Champa priya ke maxi mein haseen lag rahi thi. Champa bhi zabardasti maal thi. Jaisi roop waisi sharir. Kaal raat ko jabardast chudai ke baad zamindar  bhi champa ki deewana ban gaya. Uff... kaise uchal rahi thi lund ke upar. Bas usko yeh pata nahi ke jiske lund ke upar woh uchal rahi thi woh uska pati nahi balki is haweli ka maalik zitendranath tha. Jaggu biwi ka haat pakar kar bistar mein uske baju bitha deta hai. Aur uska haat pakar kar bolta hai: champa main ek baat soch raha tha.

Champa: kya ji? Boliye na?

Jaggu: main soch raha tha malkin ka beta Rohan bechara akeley akeley yahan ghumta firta hai. Uske liye bura lagta hai. Tu to jaanti hai gaaon mein mela laga hai. To main  soch raha tha ke Rohan baba ko gaon ki mele se ghuma laun. Tu kya bolti hai?

Champa: areh waah!! Yeh to bahut acchi baat hai. Aapne saahi kahan. Bechara Rohan baba akeley ghumta hai. Usse accha hai ekdin mele mein ghum ke auega to khus ho jaega.

Jaggu: sahi kahan jaanu, par yeh baat tu madam ji yani teri didi ko bataa. Mera bolna accha nahi lagta. Unko raazi kara. Aaj hi hum ghumkar ayenge.

Champa: haaa.... thik hai. Main unko bolkar unko raazi karati hu. Waise bhi sahab ji nahi hai. Didi bhi akeli akeli rehti hai yahan. Woh bhi bahaar ghum kar ayengi. Main unko raazi karati hoon. Bahut maza karengey. Kya bolte ho aap?

Jaggu haskar bola: haaa... sahi kahaan... abse bahut maza aaega.

Champa: jee?  Kya kahan?

Jaggu : hmm?  Nahi.. nahi.. kuch nahi.  Tu didi ko razi kara.

Champa: accha.... main unko razi karati hoon. Phir shaam ko hum niklenge.

Jaggu champa ko zor deta hai taaki woh priya ko kisi raazi karae. Phir woh kamre mein jakar so jaata hai. Udhar champa khana khakey upar jaati hai. Upar priya Rohan ke saath tv dekh rahi thi. Champa upar akaar priya ko bolti hai : didi.... main aau?

Priya: arey champa...aao na. Bolo kuch kehna hai?

Champa: ha didi...asal mein main yeh kehne aayi thi ke humare gaon mein mela laga hai. Bahut bara mela hai yeh. Aap humare gaon mein rehne aayi ho. Main chahti hoon aap humare gaaon ki meke ko ghoone. Bahut accha lagega aapko. Waise bhi Rohan beta akeley akeley khelta hain. Ekdin ghumke ayega to uska maan bhi khush ho jaega. Wahan se kuch khilona kharid lega woh..uskebsaath khelega.

Priya haskar bolti hai : accha.... waah. Zarur ghumne jaenge. Lekin kya main aur tu jaenge baccho ke saath?

Champa: nahin... nahin... mere pati bhi jaenge. Woh humko lekar jaenge aur wapas le ayenge. Wahan itni bhir hogi ek marad admi saath ho to accha hai.

Waise to Priya ko jaggu oasand nahi hai. Lekin uske jaisa ek hatta katta admi agar unke saath rahe to sahi hoga. Yeh soch priya kehti hai : sahi kahaan champa. Tumhara pati saath hoga to accha hoga. Waise bhi mai bhi bahut din bahar nahi ghumi. Thik hai... chalte hai. To kab jaenge hum?

Peechey se Rohan chillane lagta hai : aaj.. aaj.. mummy aaj jaenge hum. Aaj.... ajjj

Priya: accha... accha baba... thik hai. Aaj hi jaenge.

Rohan: yaaay... hum mele mein jaenge.

Champa: thik hai. Shaam ko hum niklenge. 7 baje. Abhi jati hoon.

Champa jaggu ke paas jakar so jati hai. Shaam ko 5 baje uthkar champa ghar ka kaam kar leti hai. Fir chai banakar apne pati ko uthati hai. Jaggu neend se jaag kar champa ke haat se chai lekar usko mele mein jaane ke barein mein poochta hai. Champa usko bolti hai ke malkin razi hai mele mein jaane ke liye. Yeh sunkar jaggu bahut khush ho jata hai. Usko apna chaal kamiyab hota hua dikhta hai. Woh champa ko kheech ke bistar pe sula deta hai aur champa ke upar uthkar uske sath pyar karne lagta hai.

Champa: aaji.... kya kar rahe ho?  Abhi nahi.... badmein.... ummmmmmmmm

Champa ki baat poori nahi hoti usse pehle hi jaagu usko chumne lagta hai. Do honth ek dusre ko pagalon ki tarah chusne lagte hai. Champa bhi pati ke balon se khelne lagti hai. Jaggu champa ki maxi ka button khol deta hai. Aur uski kandhe se maxi hatake chumne lagta hai. Tabhi uaaaaa... uuaaaaa karke unka baccha rone lagta hai. Champa pati ko hatake bacche ko godi mein lekar pyar karne lagti hai. Usko doodh pilane lagti hai. Jaggu chai peene lagta hai. Jaggu chai peekar bathroom jata hai.  Wahan jakar woh us locket ko nikalta hai aur us locket ko dekhkar hasne lagta hai. bathroom ke sheeshe mein woh apne aap ko dekhta hai. Zamindar zitendranath ko yaad ata hai kaise priya ko vayanak taarike se milan karke uska paani nikal diya tha. Uffff.... kya haseen samay tha. kaise us haseena ka is haweli mein agaman hua. Aur dhire dhire us haseena ko apne jaal mein fasake usko choda apne 10 inch lund se. Us waqt kaale jadoo ka istemaal karke priya ko vash mein karke uski pyaas buhaai. Ufff... jab us chut se paani nikal kar zamindar ke chehre pe girta tha kya swad tha uska. Lekin aab asli khel shuru hoga. Priya ko ab jaggu ke saath bhi sona parega. Ghaar ki malkin ek kaam karne wali ke pati ke saath bistar garam karegi. Soch kar bhi lund garam ho jata hai. Jaggu/ zitendranath us locket ko pocket mein rakh kar bahaar aa jata hai. Phir sab 7 baje taak taiyaar ho jate hain. Jaise hi priya bete ke saath neeche aati hain jaggu uski roop dekhkar uttejit ho jati hai. Kya lag rahi thi hai priyanka. Black color ki saree aur sleevless blouse mein apsara lag rahi thi.

Lekin zamindar jaggu ke sharir mein zaroor tha lekin jaggu se hazar guna chalaak tha. Agar jaggu hota to gande nazar se priya ko dekh raha hota lekin zamindar bilkul bhi priya ki taraf nahi delhta balki Rohan ko godi mein uthakar bolta hai: aree... waah Rohan baba.... aap to bahut acche lag rahe ho. Chaliye aaj hum mele mein bahut masti karenge. Rohan bhi jaggu ke saath baat karne laagta hai.  Udhar dono aurtein ek saath baat karne lagte hai. Zamindar un dono aurton ko chupi nazar se dekhne lagta hai.  Kya mast lag rahi thi dono aurten. Champa bhi saree mein khubsurat lag rahi thi. Zamindar halka hasne lagta hai.  Rohan usko hasta hua dekhkar usko poochta hai: uncle.... aap has kyun rahe ho? Jaggu rohan ko chumkar bolta hai: hum mele jakey kitna maza karenge yeh soch kar has raha hoon.  Lekin maan hi maan bolta hai: arey bacche... main teri maa ke saath agey jo karne wala hoon yeh soch kar has raha hoon. Teri jawan haseen maa ko kaise apna banaunga yeh soch ke has raha hu. Saab log haweli se bahaar nikal jatein hain. Kareeb 15 minute mein woh log mele mein pahuch jaate hai. Rohan mummy ka haat pakar kar ghumne laga. Aur champa apne bete ko godi me lekar unke saath ghumne lagi. Unke agey agey jaggu. Bahut accha aur bara jaiga jurkar mela tha. Kitne log aye the mele mein. Har ek dukan mein bhir thi. Rohan mummy ko lekar ek khilone le dukan mein jaane ki zid ki. Priyanka bete ke saath us dukaan mein gayi. Champa bhi unke saath gayi. Udhar jaggu apna chaal chalne ke liye ek locket ki dukaan mein gaya. Wahan bahut acche acche locket thei. Wahan se acche se do locket kharidta hai jaggu. Phir locket kharidke jaise hi peechey murta hai usko ek wallpaper, poster ki dukan mein nazar parti hai. Wahan hot hot actresses ki hot photo dikhai deta hai. Woh agey barkar un posters ko dekhneagta hai. Kya garm garm tasveer thi. Un tasveer ko dekhkar under hi under zitendranath uttejit hone lagta hai. Zamindar un actresses ka naam nahi janta tha... asal mein naam se usko faraak bhi nahi parta. Uska matlab un nayikao ki adh nangi sharir se. Kareena, Amisha, Disha patani aur Sunny leone ki gandi tasveer dekhkar uska lund hilne lagta hai. Zamindar amisha patel aur sunny leone kareena kapoor ki garam tasveer ko dekhkar lund ko hat se pant ke uparse ragarne lagta hai. Zamindar sochta hai: ufff... aajkal ke zamane ki larkia kitni chinaal ban gayi hai. Aise adh nangi hokar tasveer kheecha ti hai. Uffff... aar yeh aurtein mujhe mil jata to inko bhi apne bacche ka maa bana deta. Kya maal hai yeh aurtein. Jee karta hai in saalio ka bhi pishab nikal doo.

Zitendranath kisi tarah apne aap ko samhal ke wahan se nikal kar thori dur ek shannt jagah jakar un dono locket mein se ek locket ko packet se nikal ke use fek deta hai aur us khali packet mein uska apna woh locket pocket se nikal kar daal deta hai. Bas aab yeh locket priyanka ko uphaar dena parega. Lekin agar woh dega to priya nahi legi. Isliye kisi aur ke haat se dilwana parega. Jaggu wapas akar unke saath jur jata hai. Wahan se woh log ghar ke liye kuch zaruri samaan bhi kharid lete hai. Rohan apne liye kuch khilona kharid lete hai. Priyanka champa ko lekar ghar ke liye kuch samaan khardti hai aur champa ke bacche ke liye ek do khilona bhi kharid ke deti hai. Jaggu Rohan ko lekar mele mein ghumne lagta hai. Pehleto iske liye priya razi nahi hoti lekin rohan zid karne lagta hai to woh bete ko jaggu ke saath ghumne deta hai. Jaggu rohan ko lekar poori mele mein ghumta hai. Bacchoke khilone ke section mein jakar khud se ek do khilona kharid ke deta hai, baccho ki rocket mein bitha ke ghoomata hai aur bhi bahut masti karaata hai jaggu rohan ko. Aakhir mein jaggu rohan ka dil poori tarah jit leta hai. Aakhir mein woh apna chaal chalta hai. Woh Rohan ko woh locket dukhake bolta hai: beta yeh locket kaisa hai?

 Rohan bolta hai: bahut hi accha hai.. kiske liye hai uncle?

Jaggu bolta hai: yeh aap ko pasand aya na?  To aap yeh apni mummy ko dedo. Unko bas yeh bolna ke yeh aapne khud ne pasaand kia hai aur maine apke liye kharid ke diya. Aap apne mummy ko yeh gift karenge to aapki mumny bahut khush hogi. aapko aur bhi zyada pyar karengi.

Rohan: sacchi uncle?  To mai yeh mummy ko zarur gift doonga. Yeh mummy pe bahut acchi lagegi.

Jaggu : yaad rakhna yeh aapne pasand kia hai. Aise hi bolna mummy ko.  thik hai?

Rohan: ok..uncle. chalo mujge mummy ko yeh zaldi dena hai. Mumny bahut khush ho jaegi.

Jaggu: main bhi to yahi chahta hoon. Jald se jald yeh aap apni mummy ko do. Chalo beta...

 Dono kuch der baad wapas aa jate hai. Priya dekhti hai Rohan jaggu ke sath bahut hi khush tha. Uske saath bahut ghul mil gaya hai. Priya ko lagne lagta hai shayad woh admi itna bhi boora nahi hai. Rohan mummy ko dekhkar mummy mummy kehte hue uske paas akar lipat jata hai. Rohan ma ko bolta hai: mummy... mummy maine bahut mazey kua, uncle ne mujhe bahut ghumaya.  Mujhe khilona kharid ke diya. Aur haa... mummy maine aap ke liye ek gift kharida hai. Yeh dekho ek pyara locket. Priya us locket ko hat mein lekar bolti hai: arey waahh.... bahut pyari locket hai yeh. Lekin paise?  Paise kisne die. Rohan kuch bolne jata hai par usse pehle Jaggu bolta hai: madaam ji woh maine paise de diye. Rohan baba ko itna pasand aya, apne mummy ke liye yo maine hi tohan ke liye kharid lita. Priya ko yeh baat aacchi lagi. Par woh boli : arey iski koi zarurat nahi thi. Aapne khanokha takleef ki. Rukiye main aapko iske paise de deti hoon. Jaggu bolta hai: arey nahin.. nahin... madam ji.. yeh aap kya kar rahi hai? Aap humare atithi hai. Aaplog saher chorkar yahan gaon mein rehne ke liye ayeh hai taaki hum logon ka takleef dur ho aur humlog aapke liye itna nahi kar sakte?  Mujhe maaf kijie... main iska paisa nahin le sakta. Arey champa... btu bolna madam ji ko.  Champa bhi kehti hai: didi humare pati sahi kahe rehe hai. Aap humko iske paise denge to humko bahut bura lagega. Yeh aapko lena hi parega. Aapne bhi to mere bete ke liye mujge khilona kharid ke diya. Yeh sirf rohan baba ke taraf se nahi... humare taraf se bhi hai. Aakhir mein priya razi ho jaati hai aur paise nahi deti. Priya ko jaggu ki baat acchi lagti hai. Priya sochti hai ke yeh woh hi aadmi hai jo pehle galat tarike se usko dekhta tha aur baat karne ka bhi tarika nahi tha. Par aaj inhone jitni acchi tarah baat ki, itna accha bartav. Rohan ke saath itna ghul mil jana. Yeh sab kitna accha hai. To kya jaggu ko lekar uski jo soch thi woh galaat thi. Asal mein woh ek shareef insan hai. Kyunki aaj jise usne bartaav ki woh bahut hi sajjan lagey.

Ghar laut te hue 9 baaj gaye. Aaj pehlibar priya khud jaggu ko ghar mein bula kar baith ne ko boli. Aur pehlibaar baith ke uske saath baat karne lagi. Jaggu bahut acchi tarah, bahut sharafat se unkebsaath baat karne laga. Aur champa sab ke liye chai banae lagi. Rohan jaggu ke saath khel raha tha. Priya jaggu ko bolti hai: mera beta aap kevsath bahut ghul mil gaya hai dekh rahi hoon. Jaggu bolta hai: asal mein mujhe bacche bahut pasand hai. Bacche bhi mujhe bahut pasand karte hain. Aap ka beta to bahut pyara hai. Asal mein rohan yahan itne din akela baith tha to maine hi champa ko bola ke usko mela ghumke aatein hai bahut accha lagega usko. Dekhie kitba khush hai rohan baba. Kyu.... accha laga na rohan baba?  Rohan vhilla kar bolta hai: bahuuut accha laga. Mujhe bahut accha laga.... khoob maza kia maine. Thank u uncle. Priya ko yeh dekhkar accha laga ke Rohan jaggu ke saath kitna ghul mil gaya hai. Waise woh anjaan logon ko itna pasand nahi karta. Sach me jaggu baccho ke saath kitne acche hai aur aaj jis tarah champa aur uske haat se sab bhaari saman woh khud lekar itna chal ke aya usse pata chalta hai yeh admi aurton ki ijjat bhi karta hai. Priya sochti hai: sach me... mujhe bhul hui is admi ko samajh ne mein. Shayad woh bura admi nahin hai. Balki bahut hi sharif admi hai. Maine ajtak buri tarah inse baat ki. Galat kia maine.

Tab tak chai aa jati hai. Teeno chai peete hue baat karne lagte hai. Tabhi Ajay ji ka phone ata hai. Priya un logon se uthkar rohan ke saath upar chale jati hai. Udhar chamoa bhi kapre badal kar rasoi ka baki kaam karne lagti hain. Tabhi uske peeche se do haat agey barkar uske galein ke paas ate hain. Champa kuch samajh ne se pehli dekhta hai uske galein mein ek pyara locket aa chuka hai. Champa ghumke dekhti hai jaggu has raha hai.

Champa : arey... yeh kab kharida apne?

Jaggu: jab rohan apne maa ke liye locket dekh raha tha tab maine bhi tere liye yeh kharid lia.

Champa: sach mein aap bhina bahut badal gaye ho. Pehle to kabhi itna pyaar nahi jataya. Aab kya ho gaya?

Jaggu: sahi kahaan tune.... main badaal gaya hu.

Champa: matlaab?

Jaggu: arey tere pyar mein badal gaya pagli. Maine pehle tere saath bahut galat tarikey se pesh aya par aab main wadah karta hu. Tujhe bahut pyaar karunga. Bas tu bhi mujhe aise hi pyar karti rahe

Champa sharmaati hui bolti hai: main to apse bahut pyaar karti hu. Aur do din se aap jo itna pyar se aur itni acche se mujhse baat kar rahe ho usse to main phir se aap ke pyar mein gir gayi.

Jaggu  champa ko paas kheechkar uskr kaan ke paas muh le akar bolta hai : accha?  To kaal jo kia woh aaj phir karein? Jee larta hai phir se tujhko maa bana du.

Champa sharam se laal hokar : dhaat.... shararti. Badmash. Aap bahut woh ho.

Jaggu champa ko hug karke pyar karne lagta hai. Aaj woh bahut khush hai. Kyunki aakhri chaal kamiyaab raha.  Locket uski mayi maalkin ke paas pahuch chuka hai. Aab bas zarurat hai sahi samai ki. Uske baad....itihaas apne aapko phir dahoraega.

Jaggu sochta hai aaj to chaal kamiyaab raha. Is khusi mein zara champa ke saath maze kia jai. Waise bhi un chinaal aurton ki tasveer dekhkar garam ho gaya hai woh. Kya garma garam tasveere thi. Aaj to champa ko woh aurtein samajh kar sariraat mazey karunga.

Udhar upar paati se baat karke priya raat ki nighty pehenke rohan ke saath bauth ke uske naye khilone ke saath khel rahi thi. Rohan bhi naye khilona pakar bahut khus tha. Tabhi rohan paket mein haat dalkar nmbaaki khilona baharbnikalne jataa hai aur uske haat mein aa jata hai woh locket.

Rohan: mummy.....yeh locket aapko kaisa laga?

Priya: bahut accha laga. Mere bete ne pasand kia hai mere liye... accha yo hoga hi.

Rohan: mummy isko pehen ke dikhao na. Mujhe aapko yeh pehene hue dekhna .. pls.. pls

Priya: okey... okey. Main pehen ti hoon. Priya packet se locket nikal ti hai. Packet ke bahar late hi priya ko yeh locket pehle se bhi zyada attractive lagti hai. Lekin yeh locket normal baaki locket se zyada bhari tha. Aur iska jo blue stone tha woh priya ko asli stone lag raha tha. Priya ko yeh locket imitation nahi lag raha tha. Tabhi Rihan bolta hai: kya hua mummy?  Pehno na mummy pls. Priya usi mirror ke paas jakar woh locket pehn leti hai. Jaise hi woh locket pahenti hai usko ek kaap uthti hai. Jase halka sa current poore sharir mein daur gaya. Par bahar bahut thand tha to usko laga thandi hawa se aisa hua. Woh aine mein apne aapko dekhne lagti hai.
Rohan bhi mummy ko bolta hai: wow... mummy aap to bahut pyari lag rahi ho. Priya bete ke paas akar uske gaal ko chumkar bolti hai: thank u beta. Aapka choice bahut pyara hai.

Lekin us bacche ko nahi pata isbaar zamindar ne uske zariye sabse khatarnak chaal chali thi.

AB KYA HOGA AGEY!!!!!!!!

Aakhri chaal ki shuruaat ho gayi hai doston. Acchi lagi to Reps dena.