23-10-2019, 06:51 AM
UPDATE 91
Hospital pahuch kar PB ada ke pass ruk gaya or ankita ghar chali gai. Next day jab guru hospital pahuchi tab PB ne use mahi ke bare me bataya.
PB – guru teri najar me hai koi yesa pandit jo ye sab kar sake..
Guru – haan hai. or main use achche se janti hu.
PB – to bataiye na darling late kyu kar rahi ho nek kaam me…(PB guru ko maska marne lagta hai)
Guru – mere samne hi to khada hai.
PB – kya matlab hai tumhara. Mana main pandit hu per ved mantro ka gyan nahi hai muje main kaha se kar pauga ye hawan..
Guru – ooofffooo tum bhi na. are mahi se sadhi kar lo or ved mantro ki power pa kar hawan pura karo. Ye power tumko is yudh me bahut kaam aayegi. Trikal ki sabse badi power uske mantro ka gyan hi hai. jisse usne bahut sari shiddiya pa rakhi hai. har shiddi ke liye alag mantra hote hai. jo unko achche se aate hai.
PB – kya baat kar rahi ho tum. Main mahi se shadi karne ki soch bhi nahi sakta. Wo meri friend hai.
Guru – kyu friend wife nahi ban sakti kya. Tumhare dil me uske liye pyar hai. mere ko lagta hai wo bhi chahati hai tumhe to kyu nahi ho sakta ye.
PB – nahi wo bhi bus mujko apna dost manti hai. yesa kuch nahi hai. yadi main usse shadi ke liye kahuga to usko lagega ki main uski majburi or apni dosti ka fayeda uda raha hu.
Guru – tumko hamesha yesa hi kyu lagta hai pari ke time me bhi ye hi hua. Jabki pari shadi ke liye mari ja rahi thi. ek bar baat to karke dekho. Uske dil me kya hai. tumhari itni patni hai per fir bhi tumko ladkiyo ke dil ka haal samajna nahi aaya.
PB – thik hai jaan, kosis karta hu mahi ke dil ka haal janne ka, per abhi tumhare dil me kya hai. chalo thodi masti karte hai. wese bhi bahut din ho gaye tumhare sath masti kiye
Guru – kya tum bhi hospital me koi ye sab karta hoga. Or abhi us din hi to kiya tha itna kuch, sabke sath. Kisi ke sarir me jaan nahi chodi.
PB – ek baat kahu guru, bura mat manna. Mera na bahut maan karta hai tum sabke sath wese hi sab karne ka. Wo to sab mujko yaad nahi hai. main fir se tum sabke sath wahi karna chahta hu. Per pyar se.
Guru – to isme bura manne wali kya baat hai. ap hum sabke pati ho yadi hamare sath wo sab karne ka maan nahi hoga. To kiske sath hoga. Per uske liye intjaar karna hoga. Apko pata hai na jab apka 1st target pura ho jayega. Or ap apni 11 shadiya kar 11 power pa chuke hoge. Tab sabko ek sath hi chodna hai. tab hi ye kriya puri hogi. Us din ap jo bhi chahe kar sakte hai or uske baad to kisi or ko bhi chod sakte hai. or mujko bhi …
PB – hhhhyyyee kyu bhadka rahi ho armano ko. Per ab 11 bibiyo to milegi per 11 power kaha milegi. Ye ada ke sath jo kiya hai usse power to mili hi nahi na.
Guru – na jesa sochna bhi mat ada ke sath apko jeevan mila hai. ye naya janam ada ki den hai. to yaad rakhna ada apke jeevan se sabse jyada jud gai hai. kiriya puri hone ke baad bhi ada ko kuch bhi hua to ap gaye. Or apko kuch hua to ada gayi. in maharani ke hatho me apka jeevan hai. yaad rakhna…..
PB – ab to tum dara rahi ho. Yadi yesa hota to ada bistar pe hai. to mujko bhi bistar pe hona chahiye.
Guru – tum samje nahi, jeevan ya kaho saase judi hai. judwa nahi huye ho. Iski saase band to tumhari bhi band. Dekho (or guru ne PB ke muh or naak ko band kar diya or andar bethi ada ko glass door se dekhne ko bola.)
4-5 min me PB ki saase fulne lagi to ada bhi jatpatane lagi. Fir bhi guru ne PB ko nahi choda to PB ko ab gutan hone lagi. To ada ka bhi bahi haal tha. guru ne fir PB ko chod diya. andar ada ko bhi relax mil gaya.
Guru – turhari har bibi tumari kisi na kisi power ka rup hai. kriya puri hone ke baad bhi yadi koi bhi mari to tumhari wo power khatam ho jayegi.
PB – hmm samaj gaya. Matlab apni bibiyo ko hamesha khus rakhna hoga. Or unki safty bhi karni hogi. Joru ka gulam banke rahana hoga…. Kyu….
Guru – haahahahaha.. wese idea aachcha hai…. hahahaha
Or fir dono haste huye ada ke pass pahuch jate hai. or PB ada ko bhi usse jude hone ki baat bata deta hai. next day morning me PB fir se mahi se milne jata hai. aj uske baapu ko dard kam tha. or mahi ke bhai behano ke face per bhi ek chamak thi. sabne bhar pet khana jo khaya tha. dindayal PB ko dekh kar udne laga to PB ne use lete rahane ko bola. Or khud ek chair pe beth gaya. Mahi kitchen se bahar aayi to PB ko dekh kar khus ho gayi or fir kichen me ja kar uske liye tea and snacks le aayi.
PB – kese hai uncle or mahi tum kesi ho.
Mahi – sab achche hai. tumhari baja se sab thik ho raha hai.
PB – chodo in bato ko, chalo wo mandir dekh kar aate hai.
Mahi – haan chalo..
Mahi or PB us mandir ki or chal dete hai.
PB – mahi tumko pata hai meri kitni patni hai.
Mahi – nahi, kyu puch rahe ho..
PB – puch nahi raha apne ware me bata raha hu. Meri 6 patni hai. or mujko abhi or bhi shadi karni hai. kam se kam 7 to or karuga hi.
Mahi – irade kya hai janab ke. Karna kya chahate ho. Pehle to ladkiyo se dur bhagte the. Or ab itni shadi, jyada masti sujne lagi hai kya jo 6 se puri nahi ho rahi.
PB – nahi wo baat nahi hai. kuch or baat hai. tumko pata hai muje ladkiyo se baat karna nahi aata. Or tumse to main ghuma fira kar baat bol bhi nahi sakta.
Mahi – haan to bolo kya baat hai..
PB – mujse shadi karogi…
Mahi – kya?????
PB – shoked mat ho. Yadi tere dil me kuch ho to hi haan bolna. Main tera dost tha or rahuga. Or jo kar saka wo bhi karuga. Kya main tumko pasand hu??
Mahi – ap pure duffer ho. Kuch bhi nahi aata apko. Mere sath itne din raha kar bhi nahi jan paye ki main apse pyar karti hu. Bus dosto ki tarha rahe. Kabhi meri feelings ko samja hi nahi. ……………Per main shadi baapu ke haan kahne per hi kar sakti hu. Per ap muj jesi bdsurat ladki se kyu shadi karna chahate hai.
Ye log abhi tak mandir me pahuch chuke the. Mandir ke pat (Bhagwan ke room ka door) band the. Mandir viran tha. Wo waha ghum rahe the.
PB – mahi ye tumhari soch hai ki tum bdsurat ho. Meri najar se dekho to pata chalega ki tum kitni khobsurat ho. Tumhari aakhon me pyar ki wo gahrai hai jis me ek ashik dub jaye. Tumhara dil to itna sundar hai ki usme sare jaha ki bhalai chupi hai. or sayad tumne apne jism pe kabhi gur nahi kiya. Yadi tum fitting ke kapde pahan kar niklo to na jane kitne mar mite. Or tumne jan kar apne face ki sundarta ko dak rakha hai. nahi to meri to najar hi nahi hatti thi collage me, wo to main darta tha ki kahi tum naraj na ho jao. Isliye kabhi kaha nahi. Tum ek hi to friend thi tum bhi naraj ho jati to me kya karta.
Mahi PB ke muh se apni tariff sun kar khus ho gayi or sarmane lagi. Sarmate huye boli – ap to bahut badal gaye hai kaha girls se baat bhi nahi karte the. Or kaha itni baate banana sikh liya. Jarur apki in baato se hi itni ladkiyo ko phasaya hai or itni shadi ki hai.
PB – nahi yaar main to sach bol raha hu. Tumko achchi nahi lag rahi to main kya kar sakta hu.
Mahi – nahi -2 mujko to bahut achcha lag raha hai… (ye kaha kar mahi ne apna face PB ke seene me chupa liya)
PB ne bhi usko apni bahon me bhar liya or uske baalo ko sahlane laga. fir ye dono ghar lot aaye. Abhi mahi ke face pe ek badi si smile thi. jise dekh kar shshi boli – kya baat hai didi badi khus lag rahi ho. Lagta hai bhagwan ne apki sun li. (fir dire se kaan me) kahi pankaj se pyar ka ijhar to nahi kar diya apne
Hospital pahuch kar PB ada ke pass ruk gaya or ankita ghar chali gai. Next day jab guru hospital pahuchi tab PB ne use mahi ke bare me bataya.
PB – guru teri najar me hai koi yesa pandit jo ye sab kar sake..
Guru – haan hai. or main use achche se janti hu.
PB – to bataiye na darling late kyu kar rahi ho nek kaam me…(PB guru ko maska marne lagta hai)
Guru – mere samne hi to khada hai.
PB – kya matlab hai tumhara. Mana main pandit hu per ved mantro ka gyan nahi hai muje main kaha se kar pauga ye hawan..
Guru – ooofffooo tum bhi na. are mahi se sadhi kar lo or ved mantro ki power pa kar hawan pura karo. Ye power tumko is yudh me bahut kaam aayegi. Trikal ki sabse badi power uske mantro ka gyan hi hai. jisse usne bahut sari shiddiya pa rakhi hai. har shiddi ke liye alag mantra hote hai. jo unko achche se aate hai.
PB – kya baat kar rahi ho tum. Main mahi se shadi karne ki soch bhi nahi sakta. Wo meri friend hai.
Guru – kyu friend wife nahi ban sakti kya. Tumhare dil me uske liye pyar hai. mere ko lagta hai wo bhi chahati hai tumhe to kyu nahi ho sakta ye.
PB – nahi wo bhi bus mujko apna dost manti hai. yesa kuch nahi hai. yadi main usse shadi ke liye kahuga to usko lagega ki main uski majburi or apni dosti ka fayeda uda raha hu.
Guru – tumko hamesha yesa hi kyu lagta hai pari ke time me bhi ye hi hua. Jabki pari shadi ke liye mari ja rahi thi. ek bar baat to karke dekho. Uske dil me kya hai. tumhari itni patni hai per fir bhi tumko ladkiyo ke dil ka haal samajna nahi aaya.
PB – thik hai jaan, kosis karta hu mahi ke dil ka haal janne ka, per abhi tumhare dil me kya hai. chalo thodi masti karte hai. wese bhi bahut din ho gaye tumhare sath masti kiye
Guru – kya tum bhi hospital me koi ye sab karta hoga. Or abhi us din hi to kiya tha itna kuch, sabke sath. Kisi ke sarir me jaan nahi chodi.
PB – ek baat kahu guru, bura mat manna. Mera na bahut maan karta hai tum sabke sath wese hi sab karne ka. Wo to sab mujko yaad nahi hai. main fir se tum sabke sath wahi karna chahta hu. Per pyar se.
Guru – to isme bura manne wali kya baat hai. ap hum sabke pati ho yadi hamare sath wo sab karne ka maan nahi hoga. To kiske sath hoga. Per uske liye intjaar karna hoga. Apko pata hai na jab apka 1st target pura ho jayega. Or ap apni 11 shadiya kar 11 power pa chuke hoge. Tab sabko ek sath hi chodna hai. tab hi ye kriya puri hogi. Us din ap jo bhi chahe kar sakte hai or uske baad to kisi or ko bhi chod sakte hai. or mujko bhi …
PB – hhhhyyyee kyu bhadka rahi ho armano ko. Per ab 11 bibiyo to milegi per 11 power kaha milegi. Ye ada ke sath jo kiya hai usse power to mili hi nahi na.
Guru – na jesa sochna bhi mat ada ke sath apko jeevan mila hai. ye naya janam ada ki den hai. to yaad rakhna ada apke jeevan se sabse jyada jud gai hai. kiriya puri hone ke baad bhi ada ko kuch bhi hua to ap gaye. Or apko kuch hua to ada gayi. in maharani ke hatho me apka jeevan hai. yaad rakhna…..
PB – ab to tum dara rahi ho. Yadi yesa hota to ada bistar pe hai. to mujko bhi bistar pe hona chahiye.
Guru – tum samje nahi, jeevan ya kaho saase judi hai. judwa nahi huye ho. Iski saase band to tumhari bhi band. Dekho (or guru ne PB ke muh or naak ko band kar diya or andar bethi ada ko glass door se dekhne ko bola.)
4-5 min me PB ki saase fulne lagi to ada bhi jatpatane lagi. Fir bhi guru ne PB ko nahi choda to PB ko ab gutan hone lagi. To ada ka bhi bahi haal tha. guru ne fir PB ko chod diya. andar ada ko bhi relax mil gaya.
Guru – turhari har bibi tumari kisi na kisi power ka rup hai. kriya puri hone ke baad bhi yadi koi bhi mari to tumhari wo power khatam ho jayegi.
PB – hmm samaj gaya. Matlab apni bibiyo ko hamesha khus rakhna hoga. Or unki safty bhi karni hogi. Joru ka gulam banke rahana hoga…. Kyu….
Guru – haahahahaha.. wese idea aachcha hai…. hahahaha
Or fir dono haste huye ada ke pass pahuch jate hai. or PB ada ko bhi usse jude hone ki baat bata deta hai. next day morning me PB fir se mahi se milne jata hai. aj uske baapu ko dard kam tha. or mahi ke bhai behano ke face per bhi ek chamak thi. sabne bhar pet khana jo khaya tha. dindayal PB ko dekh kar udne laga to PB ne use lete rahane ko bola. Or khud ek chair pe beth gaya. Mahi kitchen se bahar aayi to PB ko dekh kar khus ho gayi or fir kichen me ja kar uske liye tea and snacks le aayi.
PB – kese hai uncle or mahi tum kesi ho.
Mahi – sab achche hai. tumhari baja se sab thik ho raha hai.
PB – chodo in bato ko, chalo wo mandir dekh kar aate hai.
Mahi – haan chalo..
Mahi or PB us mandir ki or chal dete hai.
PB – mahi tumko pata hai meri kitni patni hai.
Mahi – nahi, kyu puch rahe ho..
PB – puch nahi raha apne ware me bata raha hu. Meri 6 patni hai. or mujko abhi or bhi shadi karni hai. kam se kam 7 to or karuga hi.
Mahi – irade kya hai janab ke. Karna kya chahate ho. Pehle to ladkiyo se dur bhagte the. Or ab itni shadi, jyada masti sujne lagi hai kya jo 6 se puri nahi ho rahi.
PB – nahi wo baat nahi hai. kuch or baat hai. tumko pata hai muje ladkiyo se baat karna nahi aata. Or tumse to main ghuma fira kar baat bol bhi nahi sakta.
Mahi – haan to bolo kya baat hai..
PB – mujse shadi karogi…
Mahi – kya?????
PB – shoked mat ho. Yadi tere dil me kuch ho to hi haan bolna. Main tera dost tha or rahuga. Or jo kar saka wo bhi karuga. Kya main tumko pasand hu??
Mahi – ap pure duffer ho. Kuch bhi nahi aata apko. Mere sath itne din raha kar bhi nahi jan paye ki main apse pyar karti hu. Bus dosto ki tarha rahe. Kabhi meri feelings ko samja hi nahi. ……………Per main shadi baapu ke haan kahne per hi kar sakti hu. Per ap muj jesi bdsurat ladki se kyu shadi karna chahate hai.
Ye log abhi tak mandir me pahuch chuke the. Mandir ke pat (Bhagwan ke room ka door) band the. Mandir viran tha. Wo waha ghum rahe the.
PB – mahi ye tumhari soch hai ki tum bdsurat ho. Meri najar se dekho to pata chalega ki tum kitni khobsurat ho. Tumhari aakhon me pyar ki wo gahrai hai jis me ek ashik dub jaye. Tumhara dil to itna sundar hai ki usme sare jaha ki bhalai chupi hai. or sayad tumne apne jism pe kabhi gur nahi kiya. Yadi tum fitting ke kapde pahan kar niklo to na jane kitne mar mite. Or tumne jan kar apne face ki sundarta ko dak rakha hai. nahi to meri to najar hi nahi hatti thi collage me, wo to main darta tha ki kahi tum naraj na ho jao. Isliye kabhi kaha nahi. Tum ek hi to friend thi tum bhi naraj ho jati to me kya karta.
Mahi PB ke muh se apni tariff sun kar khus ho gayi or sarmane lagi. Sarmate huye boli – ap to bahut badal gaye hai kaha girls se baat bhi nahi karte the. Or kaha itni baate banana sikh liya. Jarur apki in baato se hi itni ladkiyo ko phasaya hai or itni shadi ki hai.
PB – nahi yaar main to sach bol raha hu. Tumko achchi nahi lag rahi to main kya kar sakta hu.
Mahi – nahi -2 mujko to bahut achcha lag raha hai… (ye kaha kar mahi ne apna face PB ke seene me chupa liya)
PB ne bhi usko apni bahon me bhar liya or uske baalo ko sahlane laga. fir ye dono ghar lot aaye. Abhi mahi ke face pe ek badi si smile thi. jise dekh kar shshi boli – kya baat hai didi badi khus lag rahi ho. Lagta hai bhagwan ne apki sun li. (fir dire se kaan me) kahi pankaj se pyar ka ijhar to nahi kar diya apne
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