22-10-2019, 03:45 PM
(This post was last modified: 22-10-2019, 06:15 PM by Anu80. Edited 1 time in total. Edited 1 time in total.)
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Phir jab main office phaucha to sab mujhe hi ghoor rahe the....aaj main alag tarah se hi tayar hua tha....lekin log mujhe aise DEKHENGE aisa nahi socha tha Maine....jab main apne cabin ki taraf ja raha tha tab mene apne ek employee ko dusre employee se kehte suna: KYA YAAR...MADAM KITNI SUNDER LAG RAHI HAI AAJ ISS PINK SAREE MAIN....BILKUL SWARG SE UTARI APSARA LAG RAHI HAIN....
DUSRA EMPLOYEE bola : SAHI KAHA YAR...JIS KISI SE BHI INKI SHADI HOGA WO BADA KISMAT WALA HOGA.....NA KEVAL MADAM BAHAR SE KHUBSURAT HAI BALKI INKA MANN BHI UTNA HI KHUBSURAT HAI....
PEHLA EMPLOYEE: SAHI KAHA......HAMESHA SAB KA KHAYAL RAKHTI HAI MADAM...APNE EMPLOYEES KA BHI....
Phir main apne cabin me aa gaya aur sochne laga ki NIA wakai me ek acchi boss thi tabhi sab isko itna pasand karte hain...phir mene VISHAL ko kuch briefing ke liye cabin me bulaya.....jab wo aaya to pehle to mujhe dekh ke thoda thitka....phir mere samne wali chair pe aa ke baith gaya.....Maine usey briefing dena shuru kiya par shayad aaj wo kuch sun hi nahi raha tha......bas mere chehre ko hi dekh raha tha......
Mene usey poocha : VISHAL KYA DEKH RAHE HO.....NOTES KYUN NAHI BANA RAHE HO.....JO MAIN BATA RAHI HOIN WO LEKHO TUMHE KAAM AAYEGA...
WO bola : MADAM EK BAAT BOLON AAP BURA TO NAHI MANOGI...
MAIN bola: NAHI ...BOLO KYA BOLNA HAI...
VISHAL bola: MADAM ....AAJ AAP BAHOOT SUNDER LAG RAHI HO.....AGAR SACH KAHON TO AAJ SE PEHLE AAP JAISE KOI NAHI DEKHI....PLEASE AAP BURA MAT MANNA....PAR AAP AAJ ISS SAREE ME BILKUL JANNAT SE UTRI HOOR PARI LAG RAHIN HAIN.....AAP KE SAMNE TO MISS WORLD BHI FAIL HAI....
Apni TARIF sunke mujhe accha to laga par jhatka bhi laga ki mera choota bhai jisey main Sharif samjhata tha wo ladkiyon ke mamale me pura phaucha huya hai...ek dam chalo cheez hai......
Main thoda strict hoke bola : MR.VISHAL KAAM PE DHYAN DO....YAHAN KAAM KE PAISE MILTE HAI NA KE FLIRTING KE....
Wo bola : SORRY MADAM....PAR JO MUJHE LAGA WO MENE BOL DIYA....AGAR AAP KO BURA LAGA HO TO MAAF KAR DENA...
Maine usey ok bola aur thoda aur breifing deke usey bhej diya....kuch der ke baad REKHA mere cabin me aayi aur mujhe dekh ke boli : KYA BAAT HAI...AAJ TO BAHOOT KADAK MAAL LAG RAHI HAI TU.....MENE BOLA THA NA KI JAB TU SAREE MAIN AAYEGI TO SARE STAAF KE LADKE TERA HI SAPNA DEKHENGE AUR PATA NAHI USS SAPNE ME TERE SATH KYA KYA KARENGE....
Aur ye bol ke wo jor jor se hasne lagi.....hahahahhahaha
Maine bola : REKHA TUMHE BILKUL BHI SHARAM NAHI HAI...PATA NAHI KYA KYA BOLTI REHTI HO...
REKHA boli : JANEMAN....TUJHE ABHI YAAD NAHI HAI PAR JAB COLLEGE KA FAREWELL THA TAB TU SAREE ME HI AAYI THI AUR SARE LADKE USS DIN TUJHE HI GHOOR RAHE THE JAISE WAHIN TUJHE KHA JAYENGE.....AUR WO KARAN....YAAD HAI TUJHE....TUJHE KAGHAN YAAD RAHEGA...WO SIRF TERE WAJAH SE HI MUJH SE MILTA THA....KITNA TRY KIYA USNE TERE LIYE....PAR TUNE USKO KABHI GHAAS NAHI DALI..
Main sirf uski baatain sun raha tha....
Wo boli : ARE JANEMAN KAB TAK APNE AAP KO BACHAYEGI LADKON SE KOI NA KOI TO TUJHE APNE NICHE LEGA HI.....KARAN KITNA HANDSOME THA KASH WO MUJHE LINE MARTA ..MAIN TO USEY APNA SABKUCH SAUP DETI....
Bataon Bataon me REKHA ne ek baat sahi bol di thi ki NIA ek ladki hai aur usey kisi na kisi mard ke neeche aana hi padega...matalab chudna to padega....par an NIA ki body me hoin aur wo bhi ek ladka....main kaise manage karunga ye sab....NIA me gharwale uski shadi to karayange hi tab kya hoga....Maine phir man me bhagwan se kaha ' hey bhagwan ye kaisi duvidha main phasa diya'......
Mujhe yun kisi soch me dooba dekh ke REKHA boli : ARE KISKE KHAYALON ME KHO GAI.....CHAL KOI NAHI TUJHE LADKA NAHI CHAHIYE TO MAIN HO NA.....HUM DONO HI KAFI HAI EKDUSRE KE LIYE....
Ye sun ke jaise mujhe meri samasya ka samadhan mil gaya...mene socha ki kyun na RAKHA ko hi apna humsafar nana loon....par iske liye usko Lesbo ke liye tayar karna padega...aur chalo wo maan bhi gai to hamare gharwale aise rishte ko accept karenge kya....
Sawal bada tha par uska answer abhi meri pass nahi tha....par jaisa Yamraj ji ne kaha tha ki mujhe apna aanewala kal khud likhna hai...to shayad main aisa kar paion.....
Phir Rekha thodi der idhar udhar ki baatain kar ke chali gai....par mere samne bahoot se sawal khade kar gayi....
Phir raat ko ghar aake khana khane me baad main chaat pe tahalne laga aur sochne laga ki main aage kya karun....phir mene REKHA ko phone lagaya .....2-4 ring bajne ke baad usne phone uthaya air boli : ARE MERI JAAN....ABHI TAK JAAG RAHI TU...RAAT KE 12 BAJEN HAI....KYA KAR RAHI HAI...
Main bola : KUCH NAHI BAS CHAT PE THAHEL RAHI THI...ACCHA EK BAAT POOCHON...
Wo boli: KYA TU AKELI HAI CHAT PE...
MAIN : HAAN
REKHA :WAHAN ANDERA HAI KYA...
MAIN : HAAN...THODA SA HAI...
REKHA : ARE DHYAN SE GHOOM....KAHIN KOI TERI CHAT PE AA KE TUJHE AKELA PAKE WAHIN PE NA LELE TERI....HAHAHAHAHA...
Main: BAS HAMESHA BAKWAS KARTI REHTI HAI TU...
ACCHA AB MERI BAAT SUN...
WO boli : BOL...KYA BAAT HAI...TU KUCH SERIOUS LAG RAHI HAI...
MAIN : HAAN.....ACHA EK BAAT BATA JO TU OFFICE MAIN BOL RAHI THI ...WO HO SAKTA HAI KYA...
REKHA : KYA HO SAKTA HAI...?
MAIN: ARE WAHIN....HUM DONO SATH ME RAHAIN...HAMESHA ....NO LADKA...
SIRF HUMDONO....EK SATH...
REKHA : Wooooo ! TUJHE PATA BHI HAI TU KYA BOL RAHI HAI.....ARE MAIN MAJAK KARTI HOIN USKO SERIOUS MAT LENE.....MUJHE PAKKA YAKIN HO GAYA HAI KI TERA ACCIDENT KE BAAD SCREW DHEELA HO GAYA HAI......I AM NOT LESBO....SAMJHI....AUR TU BHI THEEK HI THI.....ABHI PATA NAHI KYA HO GAYA HAI TUJHE.....KAHINN NNN
Ye keh ke wo 1 min. ruki...
Main : Kya....
REKHA : KAHIN JIS LADKE KO TUNE APNI GADI SE UDAYA THA USKI AATMA TO TERE ANDER NAHI AA GAI NA......JO TERI NIYAT MUJH PE KHARAB HONE LAGI...
Ek minute ke liye hum dono ke beech chuppi cha gai...koi kuch nahi bola ..
Mene socha issey kaise pata chal...
Par tabhi wo zor se haas padi "HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Aur boli : ARE MAIN MAJAK LAR RAHI THI SERIOUSLY MAT LENE MERI JAAN......MANA TU MERI JAAN HAI PAR YAAR MUJHE EK ADAD LADKE KI JARURAT HAI MERI CHUT KI PYAAS BHUJANE KE LIYE NA KE KISI LADKI KI.....AUR TU BHI EK LADKI HAI EK BAHOOT KHUBSURAT LADKI ....SAMJHI......KISI LADKE KO AAPNE PAAS AANE DE AUR APNI CHUT KI PYAAS BHUJA...PHIR DEKH TUJHE HAR RAAT KALE MOTE LUND KI JARURAT PADEGI....
Ye sun ke mera mauh kaleje ko aa gaya , Maine socha ' HEY BHAGWAN YE KAISI LADKI HAI...KAISE BAATAIN KARTI HAI.....SALA JAB MAIN LADKA THA TAB BHI AISI BAATAIN NAHI KI MENE'....
Phir mene bas ussey Good Night bola aur niche aa gaya...phir dekha to mere kamre me paani ki bottle nahi thi to main niche gaya aur freez se ek bottle li....
Ye jo ghar tha isme niche ek bada hall tha dinning area ke sath phir teen bedroom the..
Jisme ek Mr.Mehra ka tha, ek NIA ke bade bhai ka aur ek Neerja ka chota sa kamra tha....phir ek kitchen thi aur uske baju me ek chota kamra Sheela ke liye tha....
Main jab paani ki bottle le ke uper ja raha tha tab mujhe halki halki awaajain aayi....aur ek roshni dikhi Neeraj ke kamre se....shayad unka darwaja khula tha...main bas curiosity ki wajah se us aoor badha.....
Aur jo scene mene dekha wo dekh ke meri aankhen phaal gai aur saanse uper ko ho gai....
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Phir jab main office phaucha to sab mujhe hi ghoor rahe the....aaj main alag tarah se hi tayar hua tha....lekin log mujhe aise DEKHENGE aisa nahi socha tha Maine....jab main apne cabin ki taraf ja raha tha tab mene apne ek employee ko dusre employee se kehte suna: KYA YAAR...MADAM KITNI SUNDER LAG RAHI HAI AAJ ISS PINK SAREE MAIN....BILKUL SWARG SE UTARI APSARA LAG RAHI HAIN....
DUSRA EMPLOYEE bola : SAHI KAHA YAR...JIS KISI SE BHI INKI SHADI HOGA WO BADA KISMAT WALA HOGA.....NA KEVAL MADAM BAHAR SE KHUBSURAT HAI BALKI INKA MANN BHI UTNA HI KHUBSURAT HAI....
PEHLA EMPLOYEE: SAHI KAHA......HAMESHA SAB KA KHAYAL RAKHTI HAI MADAM...APNE EMPLOYEES KA BHI....
Phir main apne cabin me aa gaya aur sochne laga ki NIA wakai me ek acchi boss thi tabhi sab isko itna pasand karte hain...phir mene VISHAL ko kuch briefing ke liye cabin me bulaya.....jab wo aaya to pehle to mujhe dekh ke thoda thitka....phir mere samne wali chair pe aa ke baith gaya.....Maine usey briefing dena shuru kiya par shayad aaj wo kuch sun hi nahi raha tha......bas mere chehre ko hi dekh raha tha......
Mene usey poocha : VISHAL KYA DEKH RAHE HO.....NOTES KYUN NAHI BANA RAHE HO.....JO MAIN BATA RAHI HOIN WO LEKHO TUMHE KAAM AAYEGA...
WO bola : MADAM EK BAAT BOLON AAP BURA TO NAHI MANOGI...
MAIN bola: NAHI ...BOLO KYA BOLNA HAI...
VISHAL bola: MADAM ....AAJ AAP BAHOOT SUNDER LAG RAHI HO.....AGAR SACH KAHON TO AAJ SE PEHLE AAP JAISE KOI NAHI DEKHI....PLEASE AAP BURA MAT MANNA....PAR AAP AAJ ISS SAREE ME BILKUL JANNAT SE UTRI HOOR PARI LAG RAHIN HAIN.....AAP KE SAMNE TO MISS WORLD BHI FAIL HAI....
Apni TARIF sunke mujhe accha to laga par jhatka bhi laga ki mera choota bhai jisey main Sharif samjhata tha wo ladkiyon ke mamale me pura phaucha huya hai...ek dam chalo cheez hai......
Main thoda strict hoke bola : MR.VISHAL KAAM PE DHYAN DO....YAHAN KAAM KE PAISE MILTE HAI NA KE FLIRTING KE....
Wo bola : SORRY MADAM....PAR JO MUJHE LAGA WO MENE BOL DIYA....AGAR AAP KO BURA LAGA HO TO MAAF KAR DENA...
Maine usey ok bola aur thoda aur breifing deke usey bhej diya....kuch der ke baad REKHA mere cabin me aayi aur mujhe dekh ke boli : KYA BAAT HAI...AAJ TO BAHOOT KADAK MAAL LAG RAHI HAI TU.....MENE BOLA THA NA KI JAB TU SAREE MAIN AAYEGI TO SARE STAAF KE LADKE TERA HI SAPNA DEKHENGE AUR PATA NAHI USS SAPNE ME TERE SATH KYA KYA KARENGE....
Aur ye bol ke wo jor jor se hasne lagi.....hahahahhahaha
Maine bola : REKHA TUMHE BILKUL BHI SHARAM NAHI HAI...PATA NAHI KYA KYA BOLTI REHTI HO...
REKHA boli : JANEMAN....TUJHE ABHI YAAD NAHI HAI PAR JAB COLLEGE KA FAREWELL THA TAB TU SAREE ME HI AAYI THI AUR SARE LADKE USS DIN TUJHE HI GHOOR RAHE THE JAISE WAHIN TUJHE KHA JAYENGE.....AUR WO KARAN....YAAD HAI TUJHE....TUJHE KAGHAN YAAD RAHEGA...WO SIRF TERE WAJAH SE HI MUJH SE MILTA THA....KITNA TRY KIYA USNE TERE LIYE....PAR TUNE USKO KABHI GHAAS NAHI DALI..
Main sirf uski baatain sun raha tha....
Wo boli : ARE JANEMAN KAB TAK APNE AAP KO BACHAYEGI LADKON SE KOI NA KOI TO TUJHE APNE NICHE LEGA HI.....KARAN KITNA HANDSOME THA KASH WO MUJHE LINE MARTA ..MAIN TO USEY APNA SABKUCH SAUP DETI....
Bataon Bataon me REKHA ne ek baat sahi bol di thi ki NIA ek ladki hai aur usey kisi na kisi mard ke neeche aana hi padega...matalab chudna to padega....par an NIA ki body me hoin aur wo bhi ek ladka....main kaise manage karunga ye sab....NIA me gharwale uski shadi to karayange hi tab kya hoga....Maine phir man me bhagwan se kaha ' hey bhagwan ye kaisi duvidha main phasa diya'......
Mujhe yun kisi soch me dooba dekh ke REKHA boli : ARE KISKE KHAYALON ME KHO GAI.....CHAL KOI NAHI TUJHE LADKA NAHI CHAHIYE TO MAIN HO NA.....HUM DONO HI KAFI HAI EKDUSRE KE LIYE....
Ye sun ke jaise mujhe meri samasya ka samadhan mil gaya...mene socha ki kyun na RAKHA ko hi apna humsafar nana loon....par iske liye usko Lesbo ke liye tayar karna padega...aur chalo wo maan bhi gai to hamare gharwale aise rishte ko accept karenge kya....
Sawal bada tha par uska answer abhi meri pass nahi tha....par jaisa Yamraj ji ne kaha tha ki mujhe apna aanewala kal khud likhna hai...to shayad main aisa kar paion.....
Phir Rekha thodi der idhar udhar ki baatain kar ke chali gai....par mere samne bahoot se sawal khade kar gayi....
Phir raat ko ghar aake khana khane me baad main chaat pe tahalne laga aur sochne laga ki main aage kya karun....phir mene REKHA ko phone lagaya .....2-4 ring bajne ke baad usne phone uthaya air boli : ARE MERI JAAN....ABHI TAK JAAG RAHI TU...RAAT KE 12 BAJEN HAI....KYA KAR RAHI HAI...
Main bola : KUCH NAHI BAS CHAT PE THAHEL RAHI THI...ACCHA EK BAAT POOCHON...
Wo boli: KYA TU AKELI HAI CHAT PE...
MAIN : HAAN
REKHA :WAHAN ANDERA HAI KYA...
MAIN : HAAN...THODA SA HAI...
REKHA : ARE DHYAN SE GHOOM....KAHIN KOI TERI CHAT PE AA KE TUJHE AKELA PAKE WAHIN PE NA LELE TERI....HAHAHAHAHA...
Main: BAS HAMESHA BAKWAS KARTI REHTI HAI TU...
ACCHA AB MERI BAAT SUN...
WO boli : BOL...KYA BAAT HAI...TU KUCH SERIOUS LAG RAHI HAI...
MAIN : HAAN.....ACHA EK BAAT BATA JO TU OFFICE MAIN BOL RAHI THI ...WO HO SAKTA HAI KYA...
REKHA : KYA HO SAKTA HAI...?
MAIN: ARE WAHIN....HUM DONO SATH ME RAHAIN...HAMESHA ....NO LADKA...
SIRF HUMDONO....EK SATH...
REKHA : Wooooo ! TUJHE PATA BHI HAI TU KYA BOL RAHI HAI.....ARE MAIN MAJAK KARTI HOIN USKO SERIOUS MAT LENE.....MUJHE PAKKA YAKIN HO GAYA HAI KI TERA ACCIDENT KE BAAD SCREW DHEELA HO GAYA HAI......I AM NOT LESBO....SAMJHI....AUR TU BHI THEEK HI THI.....ABHI PATA NAHI KYA HO GAYA HAI TUJHE.....KAHINN NNN
Ye keh ke wo 1 min. ruki...
Main : Kya....
REKHA : KAHIN JIS LADKE KO TUNE APNI GADI SE UDAYA THA USKI AATMA TO TERE ANDER NAHI AA GAI NA......JO TERI NIYAT MUJH PE KHARAB HONE LAGI...
Ek minute ke liye hum dono ke beech chuppi cha gai...koi kuch nahi bola ..
Mene socha issey kaise pata chal...
Par tabhi wo zor se haas padi "HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Aur boli : ARE MAIN MAJAK LAR RAHI THI SERIOUSLY MAT LENE MERI JAAN......MANA TU MERI JAAN HAI PAR YAAR MUJHE EK ADAD LADKE KI JARURAT HAI MERI CHUT KI PYAAS BHUJANE KE LIYE NA KE KISI LADKI KI.....AUR TU BHI EK LADKI HAI EK BAHOOT KHUBSURAT LADKI ....SAMJHI......KISI LADKE KO AAPNE PAAS AANE DE AUR APNI CHUT KI PYAAS BHUJA...PHIR DEKH TUJHE HAR RAAT KALE MOTE LUND KI JARURAT PADEGI....
Ye sun ke mera mauh kaleje ko aa gaya , Maine socha ' HEY BHAGWAN YE KAISI LADKI HAI...KAISE BAATAIN KARTI HAI.....SALA JAB MAIN LADKA THA TAB BHI AISI BAATAIN NAHI KI MENE'....
Phir mene bas ussey Good Night bola aur niche aa gaya...phir dekha to mere kamre me paani ki bottle nahi thi to main niche gaya aur freez se ek bottle li....
Ye jo ghar tha isme niche ek bada hall tha dinning area ke sath phir teen bedroom the..
Jisme ek Mr.Mehra ka tha, ek NIA ke bade bhai ka aur ek Neerja ka chota sa kamra tha....phir ek kitchen thi aur uske baju me ek chota kamra Sheela ke liye tha....
Main jab paani ki bottle le ke uper ja raha tha tab mujhe halki halki awaajain aayi....aur ek roshni dikhi Neeraj ke kamre se....shayad unka darwaja khula tha...main bas curiosity ki wajah se us aoor badha.....
Aur jo scene mene dekha wo dekh ke meri aankhen phaal gai aur saanse uper ko ho gai....
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