AB HUM BACCHE BHI TOH NAHI RAHE - COMPLETED

[Nasheeliaankhein]

UPDATE 100

Chachi ke maayke mein Mayuri aur Beena bhabhi bacchhon ko subah gyaarah baje hi ravaana kar rahi thhi. Chachi rasoi mein khaana bana rahi thhi. Raunak gaya thha beer laane aur kuch kaam karne, Rohit aur chacha ghar hi pe thhe. Raunak beer leke baarah baje tak lauta, sab ko pata thha kya hone waala thha shaayad khaane se pehle ya khaane ke baad, sab apne apne kaam mein lage thhe. Khaana jaise hi taiyyaar hua, Mayuri bhabhi ne sabko aawaaz lagaayi, chacha, Raunak aur Rohit aangan mein baitthe thhe, Raunak aur Rohit beer pee rahe thhe. Mayuri, Beena aur Chachi aangan mein aaye.

Chachi: Kya saara din peena hi hai..Khaana ban gaya hai..

Raunak: Pehla beer hai didi..Garmi kitni hai..

Rohit: Aur abhi itni bhookh bhi nahin hai..Baitthiye toh..

Chacha: Baithh Radhika..Sunn tere bhai kuch kehna chaahtein hain..

Chachi: Acchha..Kya..

Raunak: Didi..Hum chaaron ne subah baat ki..Main jaanta hoon kal Beena aap dono se keh rahi thhi ke hamaara bhaiyya ke gharwaalon se milna, jaldi kara do..Par ab hum chaaron ne faisla kiya hai ke hum kuch samay aapas mein guzaarna chaahtein hain, zyaada se zyaada, aapke saath..Aur kisi ke saath nahin itna jaldi..

Chacha: Acchhi toh baat hai Raunak..Yeh faisla sahi hai..Isse tum sab ki samajhdaari saaf dikhaayi deti hai..Main khush hoon..

Chachi: Tum chaaron toh samajhdaar hi nahin, suljhe huey nikle..Hum chhe milke maze lenge..Jab samay sahi raha, milna aap hi aap ho jaayega..

Mayuri: Ab kisi ko khaana khaana hai ya nahin..

Rohit: Bhabhi..Ruko na..Aap bhi ek beer peeyo na hamaare saath..Sach mein bhookh nahin hai..

Raunak: Jaa Beena..Beer la de sab ke liye, fridge mein hain..

Beena utthke beer laane chali gayi.

Chacha: Kal humein bhi ijaazat de dena Raunak..Kaam pade hain..Aur hum hain hi kitni door..Dil kare toh aa jaana..

Rohit: Bhaiyya..Bacchhe do din ke liye gaye hain..

Chachi: Arre toh tum chaaron ho naa..

Beena teen beer le aayi, chachi aur Mayuri bhabhi ne ek ek le li. Sab bikhar ke baitthe thhe, teeno auratein maxi mein thhi, saaf nazar aa raha thha kisine bra nahin pehna hai, chaddi ka pata nahin. Mard kurte pyjame mein thhe. Sab relaxed thhe. Beer ki chuskiyaan lete huey. Chachi ne pehli harkat ki. Utthte huey Raunak ke paas gayi.

Chachi: Agar kisiko bhookh nahi hai toh kuch aur karein..

Rohit: Idea bura nahin hai didi..

Chachi Rohit ki jaangh pe baitth gayi, Rohit ne unki maxi ghutnon ke upar Chadha di aur unki ek jaangh sehlaane laga.

Chacha: Mayuri..Yahaan aa..

Mayuri bhabhi utthke chacha ki jaangh pe jaa baitthi, aur apni ek baanh unke gale mein daal di, chacha ne unki chuchi pe haath phiraaya. Itne mein Beena bhabhi bhi Raunak ke paas chali gayi.

Chacha: Andar chalein..

Raunak: Chaliye bhaiyya..Lagta hai in teeno ki bhookh bhi udd gayi hai..

Teeno jode neeche Raunak ke kamre mein chale gaye.

Farmhouse pe hum ghar jaane ke liye nikle, maa se baat hui thhi, meri saas bhi mere maayke mein hi thhi, America se Pulkit, Shekhar, Prem aur Seema bhi nikal chuke thhe, maa ne kaha thha ghar aake hi mama ke ghar ka haal sunaayengi. Meri saas bhi zyaada baat karne ke mood mein nahin thhi. Hum naashta karke nikle thhe.

Mama ke ghar Apu subah subah nikal gaya thha, mama aur mami Janak ko leke pareshaan thhe. Dono baraamde mein chup baitthhe thhe, Janak unke liye chai laayi, aur mama ne use apne paas bittha diya.

Mama: Kuch baat hui tum dono ki Janak..

Janak: Nahin papa..Unhonein koi baat nahin ki..

Mami: Kya baat karega woh..

Janak: Papa..Main kuch din maayke ho aaun..

Mama: Nahin Janak..Bhale tum Apu se baat na karo..Par ab yahin raho..Masle hul karna hai..Doori se bigad saktein hain..

Mami: Yeh theek keh rahein hain Bahu..Hamaare bete ne galat kiya hai, humein sudhaarne ka mauka do..

Janak: Maa..Kya main haan keh doon unhein..

Mami: Kis baat ke liye..

Janak: Woh club waali baat ke liye..

Mama: Kya..Hum usse woh sab chhudaana chaahtein hain..Aur tum uss baat ko badhaawa dena chaahti ho..

Mami: Janak..Jis baat mein tum comfortable nahin ho, use haan mat kaho..

Mama: Main toh kehta hoon Gayatri, hum dono bhi ab Didi ki family ke saath farmhouse jaana bandh kar denge..Shaayad Apu yeh dekhke sudhar jaaye..

Janak: Nahin papa..Aap kyun apni life badloge..Aapne kuch galat nahin kiya hai..Aap dono apni khushi se jaate ho wahaan, dono sehmat ho..Koi zabardasti nahin hai ek dusre pe..Hamaare maamle mein zabardasti hai..Yeh rokna hoga, woh nahin..

Mami: Dekhenge bahu, shaayad tumhaare sasur sahi keh rahein hain..Acchha, mujhe bazaar jaana hoga..Khaana bhi main hi bana dungi Janak..Tum fikar mat karo..

Yeh kehke Gayatri mami nikal gayi. Mama aur Janak wahin baitthe rahe.

Chachi ke maayke mein sab chudai ke mood mein thhe, kamre mein aate hi chacha ne Mayuri bhabhi ki maxi utaarke nanga kiya, chaddi nahin thhi, khud bhi nange hoke bistar ke kinaare hoke baitth gaye, bhabhi ko apni taangon ke beech khada rakhke. Apne dono haathon se Mayuri bhabhi ki dono chuchiyaan ek dusre ae chipka diye aur dono nipple ko baari baari choos rahe thhe. Bhabhi ne unke baal pakad liye thhe aur unka chehra apni chuchiyon se daba diya thha. 

Rohit Chachi ko chit litaake uske upar ulta let gaya thha, chachi ne apni taangein phailaake Rohit ko chut ka nazaara diya, aur uska lund apni mutthi mein bhar ke choosne lagi, jaise hi Rohit ne apne honth uski chut pe rakkhe, chachi ne apne dono pair uske sar se baandh liye, Rohit apni zabaan sar sar chalaane laga.

Raunak aur Beena bhabhi bhi nange hi thhe, yahaan Raunak chit leta thha aur Beena bhabhi uske upar ulta let ke uski lollipop choos rahi thhi, Raunak ne uski gaand pakad ke neeche se laplapaana shuru kar diya thha. 

Mayuri bhabhi ab chacha ki taangon ke beech baitthke unhein choosne lagi, chacha uske baalon ko pyaar se sehla rahe thhe, peeche mudd ke dekha unhonein, Rohit chachi ka moonh chod raha thha aur chachi aankhein bandh kar ke use choos rahi thhi. Chacha ke lund ke supaade ko apne honthon ke beech rakkhe Mayuri bhabhi vaasna bhari nigaahon se chacha ko dekh rahi thhi, chacha ne use khada kiya aur uske honthon ko choom liya, bhabhi ne apni zabaan unki zabaan se bhida di aur chacha uski chuchiyaan dabaane lage, dono ke honth alag huey.

Mayuri: Ab meri baari..

Chacha: Ab teri baari..Woh bhi peeche se..Aise hi khadi reh ek taang bistar pe Chadha ke, main tere peecche aata hoon..Tere pati aur Beena ko dekh, main tujhe peeche se chaat ta hoon..

Mayuri bhabhi ne ek taang mod ke bistar pe Chadha di, chacha uski gaand ke peeche chale gaye aur dono haathon se uski gaand phailaa di, apni naak uski gaand ki daraar mein ghusa di aur zabaan uski chut ke honthon pe rakh diye, Mayuri bhabhi Raunak aur Beena bhabhi ko dekhne lagi.

Mayuri: Huhnnnnn…Bhaiyyaaaaa….Mat…Kaatiye mattttt….

Chacha: Shhhh Mayuri..Maze le..Jhuk zara aur bistar pe, Rohit ke saath chaat apni bhabhi ko..

Mayuri bhabhi chachi ki chut ke paas hi thhi, chacha ko sun ke Rohit ne apna chehra utthaaya aur chachi ki kamar ko Mayuri bhabhi ke moonh ke paas sarka diya, Ab usne apne honth Mayuri ke honthon se mila diye, bhabhi devar ab lambi chummi lene lage, Rohit ka haath uski chuchi pe gaya.

Rohit: Teri chuchi bhabhi..

Mayuri: Kya hua meri chuchi ko Rohit..

Rohit: Itni kasi..Zara unhein toh choomne de..

Mayuri: Le Rohit..Choos le..Dono choos le..

Rohit ne unki chuchi choosna shuru kiya aur chachi ko ungli se maze de raha thha, Beenak o Raunak ne ghodi baba diya thha aur uske peechhe ghutnon ke bal aake chodne laga, bistar ab hilne laga thha, charchar aawaazein aa rahi thhi. Mayuri poori tarah jhuk chuki thhi, chacha ne apna moonh uski badi gaand mein ghusa diya thha, Mayuri ras tapkaane lagi thhi. Chacha kuch palon baad uske peeche khade ho gaye aur apna supaada sata diya uski chut pe.

Chacha: Mayuri..Aise loon..

Mayuri: Jaise chaaho lo bhaiyya..Par lo..Raha nahin jaa raha..Rohit tum bhi lo na bhabhi ko..Kitni geeli ho gayi hai..

Rohit: Haan bhabhi..Didi ko lene hi waala hoon..

Rohit ab Mayuri ke chehre ke paas aaya aur chachi ki taangein apne kandhe pe rakh diya, apna lund uski chut pe sataake andar ghusaane laga, Mayuri bhabhi uski gaand pe apna haath phira di aur chacha use peechhe se dhakke chalaane lage. 

Kalpana maasi aaj mall gayi nahin thhi, dukaan bandh rakhi thhi. Pratima bhi classes se jaldi aa gayi thhi. Dono khaana khaane rasoi ki mez pe baitthe.

Maasi: Rupesh kaisa hai..Bahut dino se ghar aaya nahi..

Pratima: Maa..Hamaara breakup hua hai..Uski koi aur girl friend hai abhi…

Maasi: Par aisi kya baat hui Pratima..Acchha ladka hai woh..

Pratima: Mom..Maine use kab bura kaha..Par kuch zyaada hi possessive thha woh..Baat baat pe shaque karta thha..Yeh mat pehno..Woh mat pehno..Aur apni family aapko pata hai na kaisi hai..Saare khule hain..Woh farmhouse aata toh heart attack ho jaata use..

Dono uski baat pe hansne lage. Pratima ne apna baanya haath Maasi ke baanye haath pe rakkha.

Pratima: Maa..Bahut din huey na wahaan jaake..

Maasi: Haan..Bula rahe thhe jiju Prem aur Seema ki shaadi ke baad..

Pratima: Toh..Hum gaye kyun nahin..

Maasi: Dukaan bhi toh dekhna hai na Pratima..Hamaara usi pe chalta hai..Baar baar bandh toh nahi rakh sakte naa..

Pratima ne haan mein sar hilaaya, apni maa ko samajhti thhi woh, aur maasi usko.

Pratima: Tujhe yaad aati hai na papa ki..

Maasi ne naa mein sar hilaaya.

Maasi: Ek baat sach bolun Pratima..

Pratima: Bol na maa..

Maasi: Jab jiju ke saath pehli baar hua, aur hum farmhouse pe gaye naa, toh mujhe laga main aazaad hoon, koi mujhe baandh nahin sakta..Bahut enjoy kiya maine..Ab waise hi rehna chaahti hoon..Ab bandhna nahin chaahti..

Pratima aur woh chup baitthe rahe, Pratima ne khaane ke plate utthaye, maasi haath dhoke hall mein chali gayi, kuch der baad woh bhi hall mein chali gayi.

Pratima: Maa..Tere baalon mein tel daaloon..Aaj chhutti hai na, kal dho lena..

Maasi: Daal..Main bhi tere baalon mein daalungi..

Pratima tel laayi aur apni maa ke peeche sofe pe baitth gayi, apni taangein phailaake, maasi ne sofe pe peethh tek di, Pratima ne unke baalon mein tel giraaya aur maalish karne lagi.

Hum sab bhi ghar pahunch chuke thhe, maa aur meri saas ne khaana ready rakhkha thha. Naha dhoke hum rasoi mein sab khaane baitthe. Sushila, Priya bhabhi, main, papa maa aur mere saas sasur.

Sasur: Kya hua Devisha, tu ne kuch bataaya nahin..Sab theek toh hai naa Deepesh ke ghar pe..

Saas: Nahin theek hai Arun..Apu ne kal bahut badi baat keh di..Deepesh toh toot hi gaya..

Papa: Aisa kya kaha usne…

Maa: Kaha ke Deepesh hi Janak ko sambhaale, woh apna intezaam baahar kar lega..

Sasur: Saala chutiya hai..Pulkit aur Shekhar ne sahi pehchaana use..

Main: Papa..Main theek karungi use..Main jaanti hoon ke Shekhar aur Pulkit naaraaz honge mujhse, par woh bhi apne hi pariwaar ka hai..Sambhaalna hamaara kaam hai..

Saas: Agar tu ne aisa kiya toh bada upkaar hoga bahu..Janak aur uska ghar tootne se bach jaayega aur Deepesh aur Gayatri ka sansaar bhi sanwar jaayega..

Sasur: Par Devisha, agar Pulkit aur Shekhar ko pata laga toh Veena takleef mein aa jaayegi..

Bhabhi: Hum nahin bataayenge unhein..Pulkit ko main sambhaal loongi papa..Veena sahi keh rahi hai..Woh apna hi hai..Use sambhaalna hamaara kaam hai..

Papa: Dekho bhai..Tum dono apna sansaar bacha ke chalo..Uske liye apne ghar ko mat todna..

Maa: Veena aur bahu sahi hi keh rahein hain..Main bhi Pulkit aur Shekhar se baat karungi..Unhein samjhaana hamaara kaam hai..Deepesh aur Gayatri ko humein support karna hai, naa ke akela chhod dena hai aise samay pe..

Sasur: Theek hai..Aisa hi sahi..Mera toh khaana ho gaya..

Hum sab ka hi ho gaya thha, papa aur babuji Papa ke kamre mein chale gaye, main aur bhabhi maa aur saas ki madad karke bhabhi ke kamre mein chale gaye, maa aur meri saas bhi papa aur babuji ko join kar liye.

Kalpana maasi ke baal mein tel lag chuka thha, unhein itna acchha laga thha ke maalish ke samay aankhein bandh kar li thhi.

Maasi: Kahaan se seekha itni acchhi maalish karna..

Pratima: Teri beti hoon..Bachpan se leke aaj tak tu ne meri maalish ki hai maa..Tujhse hi toh seekha hai..

Pratima ne halke se uski gardan ka massage kiya, phir kandho ka, phir haath neeche le jaake maxi ke andar uski chuchiyon ka massage karne lagi, Maasi ne peeche sar mod ke uske chehre ko dekha.

Maasi: Ab inki bhi maalish karegi..

Pratima: Hmmmm..Acchha lag raha hai..

Maasi: Bahut..

Pratima: Maa..Tere badan ki karoon..

Maasi: Kar..Aur main teri karti hoon..Chal andar chaltein hain..

Dono maa beti andar ke kamre mein chale gaye aur apni apni maxi utaarke bistar pe chadh gaye.

Maasi: Laa..Thoda tel meri hatheli mein daal de..

Pratima ne unki hatheli pe tel daala, maasi ne uski nangi kasi chuchiyon ko massage karna shuru kiya, Pratima ne bhi unki chuchiyon ko massage karna shuru kiya.

Maasi: Apne badan ka khayaal rakhhna Pratima..

Pratima: Khayaal toh tu bhi rakh maa..Abhi abhi life enjoy karne lagi hain tu..Beech mein toh ek dum se toot gayi thhi..

Maasi: Akeli padh gayi thhi..Phir jiju ke gharwaalon ne life badal di..

Pratima: Haan maa..Unke saath enjoy kar..Joh khoya hai, paa le use..

Pratima maasi ke paas sarak gayi, aur ab dono ke chehre kareeb thhe, Pratima ne apne honth maasi ke honthon ke paas le gayi, maasi muskuraayi aur apne honth Pratima ke honthon se mila di. Dono kiss karne lage, Pratima ne unhe peeche ki taraf lita diya aur unke badan pe chadh gayi, dono ke haath ek dusre ke badan pe chal rahe thhe. Pratima ne apni chut maasi ki chut se sata di, dono ke badan ek dusre se ghasne lage. 

Pratima: Maa..Ek minute..

Maasi: Kya hua..

Pratima: Ruk na..Ek cheez dikhaati hoon..

Pratima utthke cupboard ke paas aayi, kholi aur kuch nikaala, apni kamar se baandh ke maasi ki taraf palti. Uski kamar se ek dildo bandha thha. Maasi dekh ke chakit ho gayi.

Maasi: Yeh kab laaya..

Pratima: Jab akele raho toh sab karna padhta hai na maa..

Maasi: Hmmm..Ab kya iraada hai..

Pratima: Teri marzi..Tu legi ya mujhe degi..

Maasi: Mujhe le Pratima..Aaja..

Pratima bistar pe chadhi, maasi ki taangon ke beech aa gayi, maasi ne apni taangon ko phaila diya, Pratima ne dildo ka supaada Maasi ki chut pe sata di.

Maasi: Daal de Pratima..Raha nahin jaa raha..

Pratima ne tel waala haath supaade pe phiraaya aur andar ghusaane lagi. Saat inchi dildo andar jaane laga, Pratima ne poora andar ghusaake maasi ki baahon mein aa gayi.

Maasi: Ab chod Pratima..Chod apni maa ko..

Pratima apni kamar chalaane lagi, lund andar baahar jaane laga, Maasi jhoolne lagi. Maa beti maze le rahe thhe.

Chachi ke maayke mein teen lund teen chut mein ghuse thhe, chacha waise hi Mayuri bhabhi ko khade khade peeche se le rahe thhe, Raunak Beena bhabhi ko peeche se le raha thha aur Rohit chachi pe Chadha hua thha, chhe ke chhe jhadne ke kareeb thhe, haanf aur kaanp rahe thhe saare.

[Nasheeliaankhein]

UPDATE 101

Bhabhi aur main unke kamre mein aa gaye, bistar pe aamne saamne baitthe.

Bhabhi: Tu ne bol toh diya Apu ko hum line pe laayenge..Par laayenge kaise..Koi plan hai..

Main: Plan toh nahin hai..Par banaaungi..

Bhabhi: Kal subah subah America waale aa jaayenge..Time kahaan milega..

Main: Bhabhi..Use sirf gussa hai ke hum use aur Janak ko apne group mein shaamil nahin kar rahein hain..Aur kuch nahin..

Bhabhi: Joh bhi hai Veena..Soch samajh ke karna..

Main: Haan bhabhi..Aap bhi na hyper hone lage ho..Tension mat lo..

Chachi ke maayke mein lunch se pehle ka round ho gaya thha, sab ab pet ki bhookh mitaane baitthe. Rasoi mein khaana hua, aur chacha ko zaroori phone aa gaya.

Chacha: Radhika..Jaana padega..Agle saal ki fasal ki khareedaari ki baat karne kuch vyapaari aayein hain..Bhaav taav hoga..Tu rukti hai toh ruk jaa..Main nipat ta hoon..

Chachi: Arre nahin..Saath hi chaltein hain..Pehle kaam..

Raunak: Bhaiyya..Didi..Jaise hi kaam nipat jaaye, ek phone kar dena, koi program banaayenge..

Chacha: Program banaayenge Raunak..Par tu bhi kyun nahin mil leta un vyapaariyon se..Teri bhi fasal ki baat ho jaayegi..

Rohit: Raunak bhaiyya, Arjun bhaiyya sahi keh rahein hain..Mil lete hain..

Raunak: Theek hai..Chaliye bhaiyya..

Filhaal yahaan kaaryakram mein break lag gaya, par kaam toh kaam hai, karna padega, baaki sab toh chalta rehta hai.

Pratima aur maasi jhad ke ek dusre ki baahon mein pade thhe, yahaan sab normal thha. 

Shaam ko hamaare ghar pe agle din ki taiyyaari hone lagi, subah chhe baje hi aane waale thhe saare airport se. Maa aur meri saas naashte mein kaafi kuch banaane ke liye taiyyaari kar rahe thhe, unka andaaza thha ki sab khaa ke aaraam karenge, toh shaayad lunch ke liye naa utthhe. Papa aur mere sasur gaadiyon ki servicing karaane chale gaye, wahi dono jaane waale thhe airport. Raat ka khaana khaake hum sab aangan mein thodi der baitthe, phir sab apne apne kamre mein sone chale gaye. Jaldi utthna thha. 

Subah meri aankh khuli toh Prem meri aankhon ke saamne thha.

Prem: Tu mere bistar mein kya kar rahi hai didi..Saare jaag gaye, par teri neend ka kya kehna..

Main: Kitne bajj rahein hain..

Prem: Saat..Humein aake aadha ghanta hua..Neeche aaja, naashte pe sab intezaar kar rahein hain tera..

Main: Hmmmmm..Jaana yahaan se..

Sab se milne ki excitement mein main jaldi fresh hoke neeche chali gayi, pehle Seema se gale mili, phir Pulkit bhaiyya aur last mein Shekhar se. Naashta laga thha table pe ya khaana, samajh mein nahin aa raha thha, maa aur meri saas ne toh buffet saja diya thha, bhookh lagne lagi itna khaana dekhke, sab dabaake khaaye, aur phir aangan mein aa gaye.

Papa: Ab bataao..Business mein koi teer maara, ya America dekhke laut aaye..

Pulkit: Maara papa..Prem ki company set hone samay nahin lagega..Ek office wahaan bhi kholni padegi..

Shekhar: Papa..Ab sab ko koi na koi zimmedaari sambhaalna padegi..Veena, Seema, Priya bhabhi..Aap sab ko haath bataana padega..Ghar ke log rahenge toh kaam acchha hoga..

Main: Aisi baat hai toh Pratima ko involve kar saktein hain..Hoshiyaar hai woh..

Shekhar: Acchha idea hai..Hum do ek din mein plans banaatein hain, office wagairaah ka, tum usse baat kar lo..Phir ek meeting karke kaam shuru kartein hain..

Pulkit: Theek hai..Prem, tu broker se baat kar le sone se pehle, aaj woh kuch nikaalega toh kal hum dekh lenge..

Prem: Done bhaiyya..

Main: Seema badi chup chup si hai..Yeh teeno ne kuch kaha kya..

Seema: Nahi bhabhi..Neend poori nahin hui hai..Flight pe neend nahin aati mujhe..

Sasur: So jaa..Koi disturb nahi karega tujhe..Hum bhi ghar nikal jaayenge Shekhar aur Veena ko leke..

Main: Haan babuji..Inhe wahin sone do..

Saas: Main saamaan pack kar deti hoon..

Maa: Devisha, khaana yahin se pack karke le jaao..Itna bana hai, phir tumko ghar jaake banaane ki zaroorat nahin..

Chalo, sasural jaane ki gaadi bhi taiyyaar ho gayi, life normal si ho gayi, farmhouse peecche chhoot gaya, ab sab Prem ki company set karne nikle thhe. Ek angrezi ki kahaawat hai, “Work hard, Party harder”. Hum wahi follow karte thhe. 

Agle din jab sab office dekhne ke chakkar mein nikal gaye, maine meri saas se baat ki.

Main: Maa..Main aaj Apu se milne jaa rahi hoon..Jaaun naa..

Saas: Veena..Sambhal ke, agar aisa laga ke woh maanne waalon mein se nahin hai, toh chhod de..Apne ghar ko daav pe mat daalna..

Main: Nahi maa..Aisa kuch nahin karungi..Agar maana toh theek..Nahin toh chhod dungi..

Saas: Milne kahaan waali hai usse..

Main: Uske club mein..Usne half day liya hai office se..

Saas: Theek hai..Jaa..Agar Shekhar ka phone aaye tujhe toh keh dena maine tujhe kaam se bheja hai..

Main: Uski zaroorat nahin hai maa..Maine Shekhar ko bata diya hai main ek koshish karne jaa rahi hoon Janak ke liye..Main aap sab se jhootth nahin bol sakti..Shekhar ne Janak ka naam sunke kuch nahin kaha..Kaha, kar le koshish..

Saas: Jaa..Jab itni sacchhaai hai tere mein, toh jeet bhi teri hi hogi..Mera aashirwaad hai..

Main wahaan se nikli saadhe baarah ko, Apu ek baje tak pahunchne waala thha, main bhi ek kea as paas pahunchne waali thhi, acchhe se mila woh mujhe, gale mila, muskuraaya, hum club ke coffee shop mein gaye.

Apu: Kya logi didi..

Main: Chalo didi toh bulaaya..Bhabhi waise bhi suit nahin hota hai mere pe..

Apu muskuraaya meri baat pe. Sandwiches order kiye, yahaan aane se pehle maine ek dost ko call kiya thha. Yeh dost mere college ka thha, line maarta thha mujhpe, bade ghar ka thha, par maine hamesha use acchha dost hi maana thha, usne contact rakkha thha aur mujhse haarke rakhi sister bana diya thha mujhe. Maine use club bulaaya thha, main chaahti thhi woh Apu se baat kare, uski kahaani mujhe pata thhi, aur Apu ko jaan na bahut zaroori thhi. Uska naam Vivek Singh thha. 

Apu use dekhke surprise ho gaya, maine dono ko introduce kiya, Apu thoda uncomfortable thha.

Main: Apu..Vivek kuch kehna chaahta hai..Tum do minute uski baat sun loge..

Apu ne haan mein sar hilaaya, maine Vivek ko baat karne ko kaha. Vivek apni kursi mein aage sarka, woh zyaada zor se baat nahin karne waala thha.

Vivek: Apurva..Meri shaadi teen saal pehle hui..Hamaara spare parts ka business hai Kanpur mein..Acchha chalta hai..Main bhi iss club ka member thha..

Apu: Thha..Kyun chhod di membership..

Vivek: Bataata hoon..Kuch dost bane yahaan jinhonein mujhe wife sharing, couple swapping aur swinger parties ke baare mein bataaya..Maine aur jaankaari nikaali unse, laga ke main bhi unhe join kar sakta hoon, zindagi mein enjoyment laa sakta hoon..Main apni patni Jhanvi ko manaane laga..Zidd kiya ke woh mera saath de..Usne haar maan li..Humne pehle ek couple ke saath swap kiya..Adla badli..Phir baat badhne lagi, mujhe lath lag gayi..Jhanvi mana karti rahi par maine uski baat nahin maani..

Vivek itna kehke, neeche dekhne laga, uski aankhon mein aansoon thhe, maine uske haath pe apna haath rakkha, usne himmat ki, Apu gaur se sunn raha thha. 

Vivek: Apurva..Ek saal tak humne khoob swapping ki..Parties gaye..

Vivek se baat nahin ho paa rahi thhi, ruk ruk ke bol raha thha, Apu ne meri taraf dekha.

Apu: Didi..Kya baat hai..Aap bata do..Agar inse baat nahin ho paa rahi hai toh..

Vivek ne himmat ki..

Vivek: Jhanvi pregnant hui..Uske tests ke dauraan maaloom pada ke use..

Vivek ab rone laga. Takleef ho rahi thhi use, maine use washroom jaake moonh dhone ke liye kaha, woh utthke chala gaya, maine Apu ki taraf dekha.

Main: Apu..Vivek aur Jhanvi ko aids ho gaya hai..Ab unke bacchhe ko bhi..

Apu: Kya..Bacchhe..

Main: Bacchhe ko bhi Apu..Ek saal bahut enjoy kiya..Patni ki baat nahin suni..Ab zindagi bhar ka rona hai..Sirf Vivek aur Jhanvi ko hi nahin, bacchhe ko bhi..Uski kya galti thhi..Maza to Vivek ne liya na..

Apu shaant ho gaya, chup sa, soch raha thha, Vivek baahar aaya, maine use bata diya ke maine Apu ko bata diya hai, Vivek ne apni chai khatam ki aur khada hua.

Vivek: I hope ke meri kahaani se tumhe faayda ho Apurva..Aur tum iss duldul mein naa phanso..Bahut risky hai..Zindagi barbaad kar deta hai..Veena..Main chalta hoon..Jhanvi ko hospital le jaana hai..

Main: Thanks Vivek..Jhanvi ko hi kehna..

Vivek chala gaya, Apu chup thha, maine apna haath uske haath pe rakkha, usne mera chehra dekha.

Main: Apu..Janak loves you..Bahut zyaada..Aur shaayad tum bhi usse pyaar karte ho..Hai naa..

Apu ne haan mein sar hilaaya.

Main: Toh uska dil mat todo..Main Shekhar aur Pulkit se baat karoongi..Tum dono ko include karne hamaare group mein..Tab tak..

Apu: Nahin didi..Kuch mat kaho unhein..Galti unki nahin, meri hai, maafi bhi main hi maangunga..Par pehle maine joh papa se kaha, uski maai maangna hai mujhe, phir maa, aur phir Janak se..

Main: Apu..I like you..Ek bhai, ek dost ki tarah..Apni, aur Janak ki life waste mat karo..Enjoy karo, par sahi tareeke se..

Apu: Thanks didi..

Apu ne ab apna haath mere haath pe rakkha, aur meri aankhon mein dekha.

Apu: I’m sorry..Maine aap sab ka dil dukhaaya hai..I’m very sorry..

Main: It’s okay..Hota hai..Chalta hai..Par treat kahin aur loongi..Mehengi hotel mein..

Apu: Done didi..Main aapko ghar chhodta hoon..

Main: Chhod de..Aur sabse milke bhi jaa..Teri bua khush hogi tujhe dekh ke..

Hum dono uski gaadi mein ghar aaye, meri baat sahi thhi, meri saas use dekh ke khush thhi, Shekhar bhi aa chuka thha, usne bhi Apu se acchhe se baat ki. Apu chai peeke ghar ke liye nikla, meri saas mujhse bahut khush thhi, Shekhar khaana khaake Prem aur Pulkit bhaiyya se milne phirse chala gaya, maa ne mujhe apne kamre mein bulaaya, babuji bhi wahin thhe, bistar pe baitthe huey. Meri saas ne mujhe bistar ke kinaare bitthhaaya aur apne cupboard tak gayi. Usmein se kuch nikaala aur mere paas aayi, unke haath mein do kade thhe, sone ke.

Saas: Kalaai la teri..

Main: Maa..Yeh sab kyun..Babuji ne aapke liye banaaye thhe yeh..Aapko kitne pasand hai yeh kade..

Saas: Isiliye de rahi hoon tujhe..Kyunke tu bhi pasand hai mujhe..Tujhe koi zaroorat nahin thhi Deepesh ke ghar ke maamle mein padhne ki..Par tu padi, tu ne mere maayke ko bhi apna bana liya..Yeh toh sirf kade hain, agar aur kuch hota mere paas dene ke liye, toh woh bhi loota deti tere pe..

Meri aankh mein aansoon thhe, meri saas ne mere gaal pe haath rakkha.

Saas: Tu ne sacchhaai se kaam kiya bahu..Isiliye kaamyaab hui..Aur tu hamesha kaamyaab hogi..Khush reh..

Maine meri saas ko gale se laga liya, babuji bhi bistar pe sarak ke mere kareeb aa gaye.

Sasur: Devisha..Ise yahin rakh le aaj dopahar ke liye..

Saas: Aapne meri moonh ki baat chheen li..Rukegi Veena..

Main muskura ke haan mein sar hila di, aur apni maxi ko utaar di, babuji mere peechhe aake meri bra utaarne lage. Meri saas ne bhi apni maxi utaar di aur mere kareeb aayi.

Saas: Aaj tujhe main jhadaaungi..

Yeh kehke mujhe peechhe sarka diya, main chit let gayi, meri saas ne meri taangein phaila ke mod di aur meri chut ke paas apne pet ke bal let gayi, mere honth kholke apni zabaan ki nokh mere honthon pe phiraane lagi, babuji apne ghutnon ke bal ho gaye, maine unka pyjama khol diya, unka lund apni mutthi mein bhar ke maine unhe dekha, woh muskuraaye, maine unka supaada moonh mein le liya.

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UPDATE 102

Kuch der aise hi rehne ke baad, babuji ne meri saas ki taraf dekha.

Sasur: Devisha..Ghoom jaa..Sewa ka mauka de..

Meri saas ne unki baat pe muskuraaya, ab hum teeno aadhi karwat pe ek dusre ki sewa kar rahe thhe, babuji saas ki chut chaat rahe thhe, main unko choos rahi thhi aur meri saas mujhe. Teeno circle mein thhe. Shekhar bhi ghar jaldi laut gaya, uski aur Pulkit ki meeting cancel ho gayi, apni chaabi se darwaaza khol ke woh andar aa gaya aur seedha maa babuji ke kamre mein aa gaya. Humein dekhke chaunka nahin.

Shekhar: Mujhe laga thha aap teeno bhide honge..

Saas: Teri patni ke bade kaam ka tohfa thha..

Shekhar: Woh Apu waala kaam..

Sasur: Haan..Usse baat karke aayi hai..

Saas: Kapde khol de..Aa jaa tu bhi..Itne din ka gaya hua hai..

Shekhar kapde nikaal ne laga, meri saas meri chut se utthi, babuji chit let gaye aur main unki jaangon pe chadh gayi, unka lund mutthiyaate, woh tan chuke thhe.

Sasur: Baitth jaa bahu..

Mujhe nyote ki zaroorat thhi nahin, main sataaya aur ghusaaya, Shekhar nanga hoke bistar pea a chuka thha, meri saas uski taangon ke beech chali gayi. 

Shekhar: Veena..Kya lagta hai..Maafi maangega Pulkit se woh..

Main: Maangegaaaaa…Aaaaahhh…Koshish ki hoon..Maangna toh chaahiyeeee…Babujiiiii..

Shekhar: Tu kara le, phir baat kartein hain..Maa bas..Baitth jaa..

Meri saas use tana chuki thhi, apni taangein Shekhar ki kamar pe phailaake uske lund pe baitth gayi. Babuji ne mujhe apne badan pe kheench liya thha, apni baahein mere badan pe baandh li thhi, aur kass ke pakde huey thhe aur neeche se dhakke de rahe thhe. Meri saas bhi apne bete pe ucchhalne lagi thhi. 

Mama ab bhi udaas baitthe thhe khaane ki mez pe, mami aur Janak bhi bas naam ko khaa rahe thhe, mama ka phone baja, unhonein utthaaya, kuch der sune.

Mama: Usne khud cancel karwa diya..(Sun rahe thhe phone pe)..Acchha, nahin theek hai..Agar usne khud aisa kiya hai toh theek hai..Thank you..

Mama ne phone kaata aur mami aur Janak ko dekhne lage.

Mami: Kiska phone thha..

Mama: Apne club ki office se thha, inform karne ke Apu ne apni membership cancel kar di hai..Woh club ki membership se hatt gaya hai..Ab sirf main aur tu member hain..Woh nahin..

Mami aur Janak khush thhe yeh baat sunn ke.

Mami: Yeh toh acchhi baat hai..Saari pareshaani ki jadd toh woh club hi thha..Woh hain kahaan iss samay..

Janak: Unhonein half day liya thha, shaayad club jaane ke liye..Mujhe nahin pata thha woh aisa karenge..

Mama: Par kal raat tak toh kuch badla nahin thha..Aaj achaanak yeh kya ho gaya use..

Itne mein Apu ki gaadi ki aawaaz compound mein aayi, Apu ghar ke andar aaya, aur seedha mez pe aake baitth gaya, Janak ne use paani diya aur uske saamne khaane ki plate rakh di.

Apu: Main khaa ke aaya hoon..Club gaya thha Veena didi se milne..

Mami: Woh bhabhi se didi kab ban gayi..

Apu: Behen jaisa vyavhaar kiya usne, toh didi bulaana banta hai maa..

Janak: Veena se kyun mile..Usne bulaaya thha tumhein..

Apu ne mujhse milne ki saari baat bata di, teeno sunke khush lag rahe thhe, usse, aur mere se bhi.

Mami: Usne itna bada kaam kar diya..

Mama: Maine kaha thha na, ke didi ke samdhi samdhan ki family acchhi hai..Itni acchhi hai, iska andaaza aaj hua..

Janak: Aapne club ki membership bhi chhod di..

Apu: Haan Janak..Acchha hai jaldi samajh mein aa gaya..

Mami: Pulkit se bhi baat kar le Apu..Jab itna kiya hai toh..

Apu: Karunga maa..Aur Shekhar bhaiyya se bhi karunga..Par pehle papa se maafi maang loon..

Sab mama ki taraf dekhe, unke chehre pe udaasi ab bhi thhi.

Apu: Papa..Maine kal zaroorat se zyaada keh diya, aapko aur Janak ko bhi..Bachpan ki tarah ek maar dete mujhe..Shaayad wahin sudhar jaata..Main aap dono se maafi maangta hoon..I’m sorry..

Janak bahut khush thhi, Mama ne Apu ka chehra dekha aur aadha muskuraaye.

Mama: Tu ne bahu ki baat rakh li, mere liye utna hi kaafi hai..Yeh bacchhi hamaari zimmedaari hai, iska dil kabhi dukhaana nahin, chaahe humein thhes pahuncha..

Apu: Nahin pahunchaaunga papa..Aapko bhi nahin..Par kya aap meri ek aur baat maanenge..

Mama ne haan mein sar hilaaya.

Apu: Papa, main aapko roz dekhta thha..Aap kaam pe se stressed aate thhe..Phir sharaab peeke, kabhi raat ka khaana khaate, kabhi nahin khaate..Chup chup se rehte..Na maa se baat karte, na humse..Par jabse aap bua ji ki family aur Veena ki family ke saath ghul mil gaye, aur farmhouse jaane lage, aap theek ho gaye thhe, na stress lete, na tension..Aapki sehad acchhi ho gayi thhi..Aap meri galtiyon ki wajah se, apni sehad ko kharaab na kare..Main nahin chaahta ke Veena ki family mujhe aur Janak ko apne group mein shaamil kare..Par aap unke saath jude rahiye..Meri khaatir..

Mama uska chehra dekhte rahe, mami muskuraayi aur Apu ka chehra dekhi.

Mami: Veena ka bada upkaar hai hum pe..Hai na Janak..

Janak: Haan maa..Main didi se baat karungi..

Mami: Ab woh teri bhi didi ban gayi..

Janak aur baaki sab halka sa muskuraa diye, mere rishhte pakke ho gaye thhe, aakhir woh apne hi thhe.

Pulkit Prem ke saath ghar laut gaya, raaste mein use Mami ka phone aaya. Prem gaadi chala raha thha, Pulkit phone pe mami ke saath laga thha, kuch der baat karke use phone kaata.

Prem: Gayatri Mami..

Pulkit: Haan..Keh rahi thhi ke Apu maafi maangna chaahta hai, aur woh bhi maafi maang rahi thhi uske liye..

Prem: Didi baat karne waali thhi usse, shaayad yeh sab usi ka natija hai..

Pulkit: Haan..Veena ne bataaya thha ke woh milne waali hai usse..

Prem: Bhaiyya..Agar didi ne yeh kadam utthaaya hai toh soch samajh ke kiya hoga..

Pulkit: Haan..Keh rahi thhi ke meri naaraazgi uske ghar ki shaanti se badi nahin hai..Baat toh sahi hai..

Prem: Lagta hai uska phone aayega aapko..

Pulkit: Aane de..Baat kar loonga..Waise bhi mama aur mami ki company maa papa aur tere saas sasur ko acchhi lagti hai, Apu ke wajah se kaafi cheezein kharaab ho rahi thhi, aur main bhi zidd pakad ke baitthunga, toh..Agar woh sudhar gaya hai aur Janak ka ghar bach raha hai, usse badi kya baat ho sakti hai..

Prem: Right..Forgive and forget bro..

Pulkit: Shaam ka kya program hai..

Prem: Seema utthegi toh koi program banega na..Flight pe soti nahin hai, ghar pe utthti nahin hai..

Pulkit aur Prem ki hansi chhoot gayi. 

Babuji aur meri jugal bandi maze ki chal rahi thhi, meri saas bhi mood mein aa gayi thhi.

Saas: Shekhar..Tu mere upar aa..

Shekhar ne meri saas ko palta ke chit lita diya, aur phir uske upar aake dabaake dhakke maarne laga, meri saas bhi hawa mein taangein lehra lehra ke chud rahi thhi, babuji aur main un dono ko dekh ke muskura rahe thhe. Babuji ne mera chehra kareeb laaya.

Sasur: Dekh kaise maze le rahi hai..Ab Deepak ki yaad nahin aa rahi hai use..

Main: Aapko meri maa ki yaad aa rahi hai..?

Sasur: Teri maa ki yaad hamesha aati hai..

Main: Itne din farmhouse pe guzaarne ke baad bhi..

Sasur: Uska alag maza hai Bahu..Choda lund se jaata hai, par maza dil ko aata hai..Teri maa dil ko maza deti hai..

Main: Aur main..

Sasur: Tu mera teesra pyaar hai..

Main: Teesra..

Sasur: Ginti laga..Pehle Devisha, phir Devika, phir Tu..

Shekhar aur meri saas ab jhadne waale thhe, babuji bhi mere saath baaton ka maza aur chudai ka maza dono le rahe thhe.

Sasur: Shaam ka koi program bana tum dono ka..

Main: Nahiiiiiiiin…Ahhhhhhhh..Chudai khatam ho toh aage ka kuch banaaye..Aap ke dil mein kya hai..

Sasur: Soch raha hoon Deepak aur teri maa ko yahin bula loon..

Main: Phir maa..

Sasur: Arre baatein karne, thoda pee lenge..Bas aise hi..

Main: Aur phir ma ape chadhenge..Uske bagair toh aap soyenge nahin..

Sasur: Teri maa ne diya toh le loonga..

Main: Aap phone toh karo, maa papa daudtein aayenge..

Sasur: Haan..Deepak aur Devisha ka bhi bhida rehta hai na..

Main: Aap chaaro bhide raho, main aur Shekhar kuch program bana lenge..Shaayad Pulkit, Prem aur dono bhabhiyaan bhi shaamil ho jaayein..

Sasur: Agar meri beti utthi toh na..

Meri hansi chhoot gayi, unki bhi. Maine unke honthon pe ek ungli rakh di.

Main: Ab jhada do babuji..

Itne mein Shekhar ka phone baja, woh aur meri saas jhad chuke thhe. Usne utthaaya, babuji aur mere jhadna shuru thha. Usne phone speaker pe rakkha, mera jhadna, aur chillaana ek saath shuru thha.

Shekhar: Bol Pulkit..

Pulkit: Wahaan toh dopahar mein hi shuru ho gaye tum sab..Veena ki aawaaz hai naa..

Shekhar: Haan..Veena hi hai..Par mere saath nahin..Papa ke saath hai..Mere saath maa hai..

Pulkit: Disturb toh nahin kiya..

Shekhar: Nahin..Ho gaya hamaara..Bol..

Pulkit: Sunn..Shaam ko kuch kartein hain kya..

Shekhar: Main ready hoon..Seema utth gayi kya..

Pulkit: Pata nahin, Prem aur main raaste mein hain..

Shekhar: Tum log joh decide, Veena aur main aa jaayenge..

Pulkit: Toh babuji aur maa ko bhi ready hone ko bol dena..

Main: Pulkit bhaiyya..Babuji maa papa ke saath program banaane ka soch rahein hain..

Pulkit: Arre yaar, in chaaron ka kuch nahin ho sakta..Oh shit..Maa..Sorry..Sorry babuji..

Babuji aur hum sab hansne lage.

Sasur: Sahi kaha, hum chaaron ka kuch nahin ho sakta..Tum log apna program bana lo..

Prem: Babuji..Aisa mat kijiye..Itne dino baad sab mile hain..kahin chaltein hain..Dinner pe..

Saas: Prem..Gayatri ke yahaan tension chal raha hai..Hum soch rahein hain ke Deepesh aur Gayatri ko tere maa papa ke saath bula lein..Unka dil behla rahega..

Prem: Maa..Wahaan sab theek hoga abhi..Didi pe full confidence hai..Un chaaron ko kuch der akela chhod detein hain..

Maa: Yeh bhi theek hai..Toh phir tum sab decide karo..Par baahar jaane ka program mat rakho..Hamaare ya tumhaare ghar hum sab kuch kartein hain..

Pulkit: Kya kuch karenge maa..Ek hi toh cheez karenge..Aa jaaiyye hamaare ghar..Kyunke Seema ko neend mein uttha ke laana mushkil hai..

Sab hansne lage, Pulkit ne phone kaata, Mera aur babuji ka ho chuka thha, lund andar hi thha aur main unke upar padi thhi, jaise Shekhar ma ape.

Shekhar: Kya kehtein hain papa..

Sasur: Chal chaltein hain wahaan..Chai peeke..

Main aur Shekhar utthhe aur apne kamre ke washroom chale gaye, shower ke neeche main uski baahon mein thhi.

Main: Yaad nahin aayi meri wahaan..

Shekhar: Nahin..

Main: Bilkul nahin..

Shekhar: Hmmmm..Thodi aayi thhi ek minute ke liye, phir ek gori receptionist ko dekhke chali gayi..

Maine ek halka mukka uske pet pe de maara, woh hansne laga aur mujhe kass ke apne badan se daba diya, apni baahon mein.

Shekhar: Tu Kanpur mein baitthe baitthe itne bade kaam kar rahi hai..Agar saath le jaata toh yahaan ek family toot jaati..

Main: Acchha..Toh isiliye saath nahin le gaye thhe..

Shekhar: Hum dono jaayenge..Akele..Bas hum dono..

Main: Pakka..

Shekhar: Pakka..

Main: Kuch surprise plan karoon shaam ke liye..

Shekhar: Kya chal raha hai tere dimaag mein..

Main: Orgy..

Shekhar: Woh toh ho hi jaayegi jab dono family milenge..

Main: Badi orgy..Joh aaj tak kabhi hui nahin..

Shekhar: Saare sheher ko bulaayegi..

Maine phir use mukka maara.

Main: Karoon organize…

Shekhar: Bol toh sahi kaun kaun aayega..Apu aur Janakka soch rahi hai na tu..

Main: Surprise hai..Woh do toh aayenge hi..Ab sirf paanch bajj rahein hain..Agar dus baje tak bhi sab aa gaye toh dhamaal ho jaayega..

Shekhar: Tujhe joh karna hai kar..Abhi ek ho jaaye..

Main: Raat ke liye bacha ke rakkho..Nahin toh mood kharaab ho jaayega..

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UPDATE 103

Saat baje, Babuji, meri saas, Shekhar aur main nikle gaadi se, mere maayke jaane ke liye. Babuji lagaataar sawaal pe sawaal kiye jaa rahe thhe aur main jawaab de rahi nahin thhi, meri saas aur Shekhar ka acchha manoranjan ho raha thha gaadi mein. Babuji waise mere saath peeche baitthe thhe aur maa aage Shekhar ke saath.

Sasur: Bahu..Yeh galat baat hai..Tu bataati kyun nahin kaun kaun aa raha hai..

Shekhar: Papa..Aap hi ginti laga lo..Yeh mujhe bhi nahin bata rahi hai..Shaam se phone pe lagi hai, par mujhe bhanak bhi nahin padhne di..

Sasur: Main kya ginti lagaaun Shekhar..Chal tu laga..

Shekhar: Maasi aur Pratima..

Sasur: Aur..

Saas: Aur abhi Apu ka maamla fit ho gaya hai, toh mama mami, Apu aur Janak ko pakad lo..

Sasur: Pakad liya..Yeh toh hamesha ke huey, Apu aur Janak ko chhodke..Aaj woh bhi hain..Aur kaun..

Saas: Arjun aur Radhika toh door hain..Teen ghante toh aane lag jaayenge..Toh..

Sasur: Bahu, Arjun aur Radhika aa rahein hain..

Main: Ginti aap laga rahe thhe naa babuji..Lagaaiyye naa..

Sasur: Bahu..Tu badi kharaab hai..

Main: Jab dekhenge aap, toh kahenge, badi acchhi hai..

Sasur: Theek hai..Nahin bata..

Babuji jhootha gussa dikhaake baahar dekhne lage, phir kuch second baad mere chehre ko phir se dekha.

Sasur: Tu aur Shekhar ghoomne jaana chaahtein thhe na kuch din..

Main: Babuji..Rishhwat nahin..Dus minute mein pahunch jaayenge..Phir khud pata lagega..

Sasur: Hmpph..Ziddi ki ziddi hai Devisha ki tarah..

Saas: Ab aap shaanti rakhenge..Aapko khush karne ke liye hi nahin bata rahi hai woh..Par aap hai ki samajhte hi nahin..

Shekhar: Papa..Chill..

Sasur: I’m chilled..

Babuji phir jhoottha gussa dikhaake baahar dekhne lage, mujhe unpe hansi aur pyaar dono aa raha thha. Ab ghar pahunchne pe mere gharwaale bhi aise hi mere peechhe lagne waale thhe. Maine unhein intezaam karne kaha thha, bahut saara intezaam, par naam nahin bataaye thhe. Ghar pahunch gaye, Pulkit aur bhabhi baahar hi thhe darwaaze ke, Shekhar aur bhabhi gale mile, maa mili Pulkit se, aur hum andar gaye, shukar hai Seema jaag gayi thhi, meri family saari aangan mein ikatthha thhi, Prem seedha mere paas aaya.

Prem: Didi..Bol na..Kaun aa raha hai..

Main: Tu hai na mere babuji pe hi gaya hai..Sab yahin aane waale hain naa..Toh dekh lena..

Bhabhi: Prem..Woh nahin bataayegi..Agar kisiko bataana hota, toh woh main hi hoti..Par mujhe bhi nahin bataaya..

Maa: Maine toh poocchha nahin, jise aana hai aa jaaye..

Papa: Arun toh aa gaya na Devika, ab koi aaye na aaye, tera kaam ho gaya..

Sab hans pade, aangan mein hi bar sajaaya thha ek bade table pe, main Prem ka haath pakdi.

Main: Chal..Kya intezaam kiya hai, dikha..

Prem: Chal..

Prem aur maine peechhe ke bade kamre mein gaye, maine shaam ko hi use aur bhabhi ko kamra set karne ko kaha thha, hamaare ghar mein gaadiyon ki kami nahin thhi. Woh saari bicchhaane ko kaha thha aur uspe laal malmal ka kapda. Maine jab kamre ko dekha aur usmein dheemi laal rang ki lighting dekhi, toh aankhein phati ki phati reh gayi. Prem aur bhabhi ne kamaal ka kaam kiya thha. Kamra hi sexy lag raha thha. Mote takiyon pe bhi malmal ke cover chadhe huey thhe, kamra laal dikh raha thha, AC on rakha thha Prem ne, acchha thanda ho gaya thha kamra. Bhabhi bhi hamaare peechhe peechhe aa gayi.

Bhabhi: Bataana..Kaun kaun aa raha hai..

Main: Bhabhi..Aap bhi..Rukiye toh..Khud dekh lijiye..

Prem: Bhabhi..Jaane dijiye, bhaav khaa rahi hai..

Main: Haan bhaav khaa rahi hoon..Par kamra acchha sajaaya hai tum dono ne..Inaam milega..

Prem: Inaam toh sab jaane ke baad loonga tujhse didi..

Main: Le lena..Kab mana kiya hai tujhe..

Bhabhi: Aur yeh shorts aur t-shirt kyun pehenne kaha hum sab ko..Nange hi reh jaate..Sab, jaane pehchaane hi toh honge..

Main: Reh lo..Par baad mein mat kehna, Veena ne bataaya nahin..

Bhabhi: Bata hi toh nahin rahi hai tu..

Main: Bhabhi sabar..

Itne mein darwaaze ki ghanti baji, bhabhi ne mera chehra dekha.

Bhabhi: Chal Prem, dekhtein hain, hum surprise hotein hain ya nahin..

Prem: Chalo..Wahi pooraane chehre dikhenge..

Hum teeno baahar aa gaye aangan mein, Prem ne bhabhi aur meri taraf dekha.

Prem: Bola thha na bhabhi..Yeh dekho..Kalpana maasi aur Pratima..Ab thodi der baad mama and mami ki family aayegi, Apu aur Janak ke saath..Ho gaya..

Main Prem ko ansuna karke Maasi aur Pratima ko milne chali gayi, papa aur babuji ne drink lagaana shuru kar diya thha.

Maasi: Veena..Kya special hai aaj..

Main: Maasi..Ab tu shuru mat ho jaana..Yahaan sab ne meri jaan khaa rakhhi hai..

Pratima: Mom..Relax..Party di hai didi ne, Prem aur Seema ke liye, aur kya..

Bhabhi: Aiiyye maasi..Main aapke drink banaati hoon..

Pulkit: Hi Pratima..Kaisi ho..

Sab aapas mein milne lage, drink banaane lage, extra kursiyaan lagi hui thhi, khaana baahar se aa raha thha, pandraah minute mein woh bhi aa jaata, saadhe aath bajne waale thhe. Main aur bhabhi bar ke paas thhe, soch rahe thhe kya peeyein.

Main: Bhabhi..Kuch strong hi le lo..Tumhein zaroorat padhegi..

Bhabhi: Kyun..

Main: Lo na..Kitne sawaal karti ho..Whisky letein hai..

Bhabhi: Pehle chhupa rahi thhi, ab darra rahi hai..

Main: Relax, drink lo..

Ghanti baji, main apna drink leke aangan se guzarti hui darwaaze tak jaa rahi thhi, ke Prem ne mujhe roka. 

Prem: Ab yeh rahe mama mami..Hai na..Darwaaza main kholunga..

Main ruk gayi, Prem darwaaze tak gaya aur khol diya, sahi thha woh. Mama mami hi thhe, unke peechhe Janak aur Apu. Prem ne Apu se haath milaaya, Apu seedha Pulkit bhaiyya ke paas aaya.

Apu: Bhaiyya..

Pulkit ne apna haath utthaaya use baat karne se rokne ke liye. Kuch second sab chup hog aye, phir mera bhai bola.

Pulkit: Dekh..Tujhe yahaan bulaane ka matlab thha, ke hum sab tujhe hamaare beech dekhna chaahte thhe..Aur tu thehra apna..Toh ab maafi bhool, drink banaatein hain, aur enjoy kartein hain..Kya khayaal hai..

Apu muskuraaya, Pulkit bhi aur hum sab bhi, Apu aur Pulkit gale mile, sab normal lag raha thha, khushi waala maahoul, Apu Bhabhi ke paas bhi aaya. Bhabhi ne bhi use roka.

Bhabhi: Apu..Bhool jaao..Aao main tumhaara drink banaati hoon..Bhabhi aur Apu bar ke paas chale gaye, Janak aur Prem baatein karne lage. Babuji ab bhi tension mein thhe.

Sasur: Yaar teri beti ne toh pareshaan kar rakhha hai..Bataati hi nahin..

Papa: Teri bahu hai..Tu jaan aur woh jaane..

Sasur: Hmmm..Sab mile huey hain..

Papa ab utthhe aur sab ke beech aake khade huey aur meri taraf dekha.

Papa: Veena..Ab sab aa gaye hain..Khaana bhi raaste mein hain..Compound ka darwaaza lock karwa doon..

Main: Rukiye papa..Sab kahaan aaye hain..

Sasur: Yeh phir se shuru ho gayi..Aur kaun baaki hai mere laal..Bata toh sahi..

Mama: Arjun aur Radhika honge..Phone lagaao unhein..Pooccho kahaan hain..

Main: Dus minute mein pahunch rahein hain dono..

Sasur: Bas..Ho gaya..Arjun aur Radhika ke wajah se itna suspense banaaye rakkha bahu..

Main: Haan babuji..Sorry..

Sasur: Arre sorry ki kya baat hai..Chalo..Saari family toh hai yahaan..

Papa: Khaa ma khaa tension mein daal diya..Tu aur ek drink lega Arun..

Sasur: Bana de light waala..Aaj kuch aur mood hai..

Mama: Yeh hui na baat bhaiyya..Do din se hum bhi tension mein thhe..Veena ne sambhaal liya..

Janak: Haan didi..Aapne sahi mein sahi samay pe sambhaal liya..

Maa: Ise sab didi didi pukaarne lagein hain..

Sasur: Main toh kehta hoon ise election mein khada kar do..Jeet jaayegi..

Papa: Agle din saara Kanpur nanga hamaare farmhouse pe milega…

Sab zor zor se hansna shuru kar diye, darwaaze ki ghanti baji, Prem phir meri taraf dekha.

Prem: Aaj ke aakhri mehmaan, Arjun chacha aur chachi..

Maine haan mein sar hilaaya, Prem ne darwaaza khola, chacha chachi hi thhe, Prem ne unhein andar liya aur darwaaza bandh kiya, chacha ne turant peechhe dekha.

Chacha: Arre darwaaza kyun bandh kiya..Radhika ke bhai aur bhabhiyaan thhe hamaare peechhe..

Prem ka moonh dekhne laayak thha, baaki sab bhi aangan mein mujhe dekhne lage, maine apni nazrein yahaan wahaan kar li, kisi se nazar nahin mila rahi thhi, Prem ne chup chaap darwaaza khola, Raunak bhaiyya aur Mayuri sab ki nazar mein aaye, jaise woh muskuraate huey andar aaye, Rohit aur Beena bhabhi darwaaze ke andar aaye, papa aur maa darwaaze tak gaye.

Papa: Arre Raunak..Aao..Aao Mayuri..Aao Rohit..Aao Beena..

Maa: Raunak..Rohit..

Maa ko ab bhi yakeen nahin ho raha thha, bhabhi ka moonh bhi khula reh gaya thha, main unke kareeb gayi.

Main: Ab toh moonh bandh karo bhabhi..

Chacha aur chachi ke peechhe chaaron andar aa gaye, Sab ke sab hairaan thhe, papa mere paas aaye.

Papa: Veena..Tu ne..

Main: Papa..Relax..Jaise aap ko pata hai hum sab yahaan kyun hain, inhein bhi pata hai..

Papa: Matlab..Mayuri aur Beena ko pata hai..

Main: Matlab Mayuri bhabhi aur aapka sapna sach hoga aaj..Samjhe papa..

Papa: Tu ne toh..Mujhe toh..

Main: Papa..Poora dialogue boliye naa..Aadhe mein samajh mein nahin aata..

Papa ne muskuraaya.

Papa: Maine tujhe kum samjha thha, tu double nikli..

Main: Papa..Enjoy yourself..Aur zyaada peena nahin..

Maine dekha ke maa aur meri saas mahila mandal bana ke baitth gaye thhe, Mayuri bhabhi aur Beena ko ek taraf le jaake. Main jaldi se unke paas gayi.

Main: Maa..Mayuri bhabhi aur Beena bhabhi ko pata hai hum sab yahaan kyun hai..Please, inhe sab se ghul milne do..Relax kaise hongi yeh..

Maa: Mayuri aur..

Main: Maa..Pehle papa aadhi baat kar rahe thhe, ab aap bhi..Lagta hai, announce karna padega..Par main sochi thhi sab ke aane ke baad karoongi..

Maa: Aur kaun baaki hai..

Aur itne mein ghanti baji, maine bhabhi ki taraf dekha aur Prem ki taraf bhi.

Main: Prem, iss baar tu nahin, bhabhi darwaaza kholegi..Bhabhi Kholiye naa..

Bhabhi darwaaze ki taraf badhi, darwaaza khola, uski aankhein khuli reh gayi, moonh bhi khula, aur zabaan atak gayi thhi, uske saamne uski behen Neha aur jijaji Purab bhaiyya khade thhe. Bhabhi ka badan jaise sunn padh gaya thha, Prem aur baaki sab bhi unhein dekh ke meri taraf dekhe, ab mujhe hi kuch karna thha, main darwaaze ki taraf daudi.

Main: Neha didi aur jiju ko darwaaze pe hi khade rakhogi bhabhi..

Bhabhi hosh mein aayi.

Bhabhi: Didi..Tum..Jiju..

Main: Yaar ek toh tum sab se surprise hazam nahin hota hai..Sab aadhe aadhe dialogue bolne lagte ho..Aur poochhne se bhi thakkte nahin ho..Ab dekho..

Neha: Veena ne bataaya nahin tumhein..

Bhabhi: Nahi..Aur jiju..

Purab: Andar aane dogi saali saahiba, toh kuch bataayenge..

Pulkit darwaaze ki taraf gaya.

Pulkit: Hi Purab..Hi Neha..Aao..What a surprise..

Ab bhi aangan mein sab chup thhe, ek dusre ka moonh dekh rahe thhe, maine ab kuch karne ka faisla kiya, nahin toh kisiko kisiki baat samajh mein nahin aati, sab aadhe dialogue joh bol rahe thhe. Sab baitth gaye thhe circle mein, main sab ke beech khadi ho gayi, sab ko dekhte huey. 

Main: Thank you..Ke aap sab mere bulaane pe yahaan aaye..Thank chachi, Raunak bhaiyya, Mayuri bhabhi, Rohit aur Beena bhabhi, ke aapne itna bada safar mere liye kiya..Thank you Arjun chacha..

Chacha: Arre koi nahin Beta..Tu bola age bol..

Main: Thank Neha didi, Purab jiju..Aapke bagair mera yeh surprise poora nahin hota..Thank you Apu meri baat maan ne ke liye..In fact main aap sab ko thank you kehna chaahti hoon..Aur bhabhi ko sorry, ke maine unhein bataaya nahin ke Neha didi aur jiju aa rahein hain..

Main sab ko dekh rahi thhi, aur sab mujhe gaur se dekh aur sunn rahe thhe.

Main: Maine aaj itni himmat ki, ke aap sab ko yahaan bulaaya, kyunki main aap sab ko acchhi tarah se jaanti hoon, pehchaanti hoon aur bharosa karti hoon..Maine sab se saaf saaf baat ki hai..Kisi ko aaj shaam ke baare mein andhere mein nahin rakkha hai..Mujhe yakeen hai ke aap sab aapas mein bhi jald hi comfortable ho jaayenge..Kyunki aapne haan baaki sab ke naam jaan ne ke baad hi kahi..Agar aap yahaan kisise uncomfortable rehte, toh nahin aate..Thank you again..

Sab ab ek dusre ke chehre dekhne lage, baatein saaf kar rahi thhi main, taaki aur koi mujhse sawaal na kare, thakk gayi thhi sabke sawaalon se.

Main: Kuch der mein khaana aa jaayega, drinks hain, aap please apna ghar samajh ke le lijiye..Par zyaada mat peejiye, nahin toh aapki shaam kharaab ho jaayegi..Aap nashe mein so jaaoge..Woh nahin kar paaoge jiske liye yahaan aaye ho..Kal afsos hoga..Isiliye, take it easy..

Bhabhi Neha ka chehra dekh rahi thhi, Pulkit Purab ka, Mayuri Maa ka, Beena toh neeche dekh rahi thhi, Prem ka moonh abhi bhi khula thha.

Main: Prem aur Priya bhabhi ne hamaara peechhe ka kamra sajaaya hai, par aap sab tab use dekh paaoge, jab apne kapde yahaan chhod ke wahaan jaaoge..Par khaana khaane ke baad..Ab bhi koi zor zabardasti nahin hai..Ab bhi aap jaa saktein hain..Mujhe, yaa yahaan kisiko koi naaraazgi nahin hogi..Neha..Jiju..

Neha ne muskura ke mujhe dekha, jiju ne aankh maar di, bhabhi unke reactions dekhke dang reh gayi, maine chachi ki family ke taraf dekha.

Main: Raunak bhaiyya, Mayuri bhabhi, Rohit..Beena bhabhi..Aap comfortable ho..

Raunak: Veena..Tu ne do hi din bitaaye hamaare saath..Par un dino mein kaafi kuch de gayi..

Main: Thanks Raunak bhaiyya..Mayuri bhabhi aap..Beena bhabhi..Rohit..

Mayuri: Veena, tu ne jab phone kiya, toh sab saaf saaf hi toh bataaya..Hum hamaari marzi se aayein hain, na Inhonein, na mere devar ne koi zabardasti ki..Main Beenak e liye bhi bol rahi hoon..

Rohit: Didi..Relax..Agar koi humse comfortable nahin hai, toh hum unki baat samajh saktein hain, par hum yahaan sab ke saath comfortable hain..Hum yahaan sab ko jaante hain..Purab aur main saath vyaapaar kartein hain..Raunak bhaiyya bhi..Neha bhabhi hamaare ghar aayi hai..Baaki sab toh..

Papa: Tu ne kabhi bataaya nahin ke Priya ki behen aur jija ko tu pehchaanta hai..

Chacha: Bhaiyya..Mauka mila nahin, nahin toh bata deta..

Itne mein phirse ghanti baji. Iss baar khaana aaya thha, Purab aur Rohit ke baare mein mujhe Beena ne baaton baaton mein bata diya thha. Bhabhi ne mera haath pakda aur ek taraf le gayi.

Bhabhi: Tu ne Neha aur Jiju ko kaise..

Main:Bhabhi..Ghoomaake baat nahi kiya..Main dono ko jaanti hoon acchhi tarah se..Woh dono mujhse acchhe se baat kartein hain, free hoke..Toh maine socha ke seedha poocchoon..pehle thoda shocked thhe, par phir kaha ke hum try karna chaahtein hain..Maine kaha aao..Aa gaye..Now chill..

Bhabhi: Maine try kiya thha Veena..Ho nahin paaya..Tu ne kar diya..

Main: Aaj Jiju aur aap, Pulkit bhaiyya aur Neha..Done..

Bhabhi: Done..Thanks..

Main: Thanks nahin..Sorry nahin..Hum dono bhi behne hi hain..

Bhabhi: Woh toh hai..Chal..Khaana khaate hain, bhookh lagi hai..

Khaana maa aur meri saas ne lagaaya, mere sasur ne sponsor kiya thha, Seema aur Prem ke liye, sab apni apni plate buffet se bhar ke le rahe thhe, ab sab ghulne milne lage thhe, maine dekha nazar ghoomaake toh, Mayuri bhabhi ab papa ke paas baitthi thhi, khaana khaate huey, Beena Apu ke saath baat kar rahi thhi, Janak aur Rohit ki baat cheet chal rahi thhi, Neha Pulkit ke saath thhi aur maasi aur meri saas Prem ke saath. Seema Shekhar aur Pratima baat kar rahe thhe. Sushila babuji ke saath khaa rahi thhi, maa bhi unhi ke saath thhi. Bhabhi aur main sab ki khaatir kar rahe thhe. Purab hamaare paas aaya.

Purab: Hi Priya..Thanks..Badi acchhi party di hai..

Bhabhi: Jiju..Aapko dekhke main shocked hoon..

Purab: Veena ne kaha thha mat bataana, bas aa jaana..Aa gaye..

Bhabhi: Isne kaise bataaya aapko..

Purab: Rehne do na, aa gaye naa..

Main: Right..Khaana khaao bhabhi..And enjoy..Jiju ke saath..

Bhabhi ne Purab ka chehra dekha, phir mera, jhootha gussa thha, Purab muskuraaya, main un dono ko chhod ke Mayuri bhabhi ke paas aayi.

Main: Bhabhi..Aap aaye, isse badi khushi nahin ho sakti mere liye..

Mayuri mere kaan ke paas aayi.

Mayuri: Tere papa ke liye..

Main unki baat pe muskura gayi, mama aur mami, chacha aur chachi saath thhe, sab ka khaana khatam ho raha thha, maine note kiya ke sab light khaa rahe thhe, acchhi baat thhi, main Raunak ke paas chali gayi. Woh aur Rohit akele baitthe thhe.

Main: Khaana theek hai bhaiyya..

Raunak: Bahut acchha hai Veena..

Main: Aap akele kyun baitthein hain..

Raunak: Veena..Pehle Mayuri aur Beena ko ghul mil jaane do..Hum toh mil hi jaayenge..

Main: Bhaiyya..Hum teeno..

Rohit: Veena..Apna hote hote reh gaya..Par aaj nahin..

Main: Rokna bhi mat..

Raunak: Tu hamaara tension mat le Veena..Hum theek hain..

Maa ab utthke Raunak aur mere paas aayi, Janak mere sasur ke saath baitth gayi, ise kehtein hain adla badli se pehle ki adla badli. 

Maa: Raunak: Khaana theek laga..

Raunak: Jee bhabhi..Badhiya hai..Aapne khaaya..

Maa: Khaaya..Par halka..Ab mehnat joh karni hai..

Main: Maa..Aaj chacha ke saalon se bhi mehnat karwa le..

Maa: Ab aa gayein hain, toh karwa hi lenge..

Main: Papa toh Mayuri bhabhi ko aaj chhodenge nahin..

Maa: Khaana ho gaya hai shaayad sab ka..Main aur Devisha uttha detein hain..

Main: Maa..Bhabhi, Seema aur Neha kar rahein hain naa..Tu baitth Raunak bhaiyya aur Rohit ke saath..Main unka haath bataati hoon..

Bhabhi aur Neha rasoi mein saamaan rakkhne gaye, bhabhi ne mauka dekha aur Neha ka haath pakad ke use bagal waale kamre mein le gayi.

Bhabhi: Didi..Bataao na..Veena ne kya kaha..Kaise manaaya aapko aur jiju ko..

Neha: Frank thhi woh..Seedha seedha kaha ke uska plan kya hai, aur thoda background bataaya tum sab ka, farmhouse waala scene..Purab ne kaha try karenge..Agar main raazi hoon..Mujhe laga thha Purab kaafi kuch explore karna chaahta thha, use baat samajh mein aayi, woh khush thha ke ghar waale involved thhe, mujhe thoda awkward laga..Par Veena aur Purab ne milke convince kiya..Bas..

Bhabhi: Main believe kar hi nahin sakti..Tum aur jiju yahaan ho..

Neha: Dekh..Tere jiju ki aankh hamesha se thhi tujhpe..Samajh mein aata hai, aur jhooth kyun kahoon, meri Pulkit pe thhi..Joh sach hai, woh sach hai..

Bhabhi: Didi..Main soch ke hi..

Neha: Geeli ho rahi hai..

Bhabhi: Hum ne aise kabhi baat nahin kiya hai..

Neha: Par karna chaahiye naa..Maza aata hai..Hum adults hain..Hai naa..

Bhabhi: Hain toh..

Neha aur bhabhi baahar aaye, saadhe nau bajj rahe thhe, ab sab jaise poori tarah se ghulmil gaye thhe, aawaazein badh gayi thhi, hansi mazaak ho raha thha aangan mein, mujhe thoda relax feel hua, pehle sure nahin thhi key eh sab mumkin hoga, par ab aisa lag raha thha ke maza aane waala hai. Hum sab milaake pacchhees log thhe, pacchhees nange badan kuch der mein peechhe ke kamre mein jaane waale thhe, shaam rangeen hone waali thhi aur raat lambi. Bhabhi ne meethe paan ek tray mein baahar laaye, waah, ab maza aane waala thha.

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Paan khaate khaate mere sasur meri taraf dekhe.

Sasur: Bahu..Yaad hai jab hum farmhouse pe pehli baar gaye thhe, dono family..Tab tu aur Seema ne kuch khel khele thhe..Aaj kuch nahin khelna..

Papa: Haan Arun..Aaj bhi kuch na kuch hona chaahiye..

Prem: Aur aapko lagta hai didi taiyyaar nahin hai..Hai naa..

Sasur: Toh khilwaao..

Pulkit: Babuji..Veena ne Priya ko bahut saare kaale kapde kaat ke rakkhne ko kaha thha..Hai na Priya..

Bhabhi: Kapde toh taiyyaar hain..Par kaha nahin kis liye..

Main utthi.

Main: Bhabhi..In sab ko khilwa hi detein hain..Bahut shauk hai na khelne ka..Aap kapde laao..

Bhabhi utthi aur andar ke kamre mein chali gayi, kum se kum bees se pacchhees kaale kapde leke aayi, sab dekh rahe thhe.

Sasur: Yeh kya..Aankhon pe patti watti baandhne ka chakkar hai kya..Ek dusre ko pakadna hai..

Main: Aap kaafi kareeb ho babuji..Ek dusre ko nahin, ek dusre ka pakadna hai..

Sab meri baat sunke sharmaake muskuraaye.

Main: Sharmaane se kaam nahin chalega, Apu sab mardon ki aankhon pe ek patti baandh do..Dekho ke woh dekh nahin paayein..

Apu bhabhi ke haath se kapde le liya aur pehle hi babuji ke peecchhe gaya.

Sasur: Arre..Mera hi number pehle lagega kya..Pehle Deepak ko baandh..

Main: Babuji yeh cheating hai, patti toh sab ko lagegi..

Sasur: Laa bhai baandh de..Yeh sunegi nahin..

Apu ne babuji ko, phir papa, phir ek ek karke sabko line se baandh diya, maine sab mardon ko aise khada kiya line mein, ke unke chehre sab baitthi hui auraton ki taraf thhe. 

Main: Sab baitth saktein hain line mein, koi baat nahin karega, koi kuch poochhega nahin..

Papa: Karna kya hai..

Main: Papa bata rahi hoon na..

Sasur: Tu ne kaha poocchhna mat, aur sab se pehle yeh hi poocchh pada..

Papa: Bhai chup reh, nahin toh yeh kuch bhi karwa sakti hai.

Main: Ab aapke saamne ek ek karke hum sab aayenge, aapko haath lagaake pata lagaana hai ke aapki patni kaunsi hai hum mein se..

Pulkit: Yeh toh aasaan hai..Chehre pe haath rakhte hi pata chal jaayega..

Main: Chehre ko nahin, chuchi chhoo ke bataana hai..

Mahila mandal ek dum se sharma gayi, ek dusre ko dekhne lagi, mardon ke chehre pe muskuraahat thhi, maine Apu ki taraf dekha.

Main: Baitth jaa tu bhi Apu..patti main baandhti hoon tujhe..

Maine Apu ki aankhon pe patti baandh di aur use bhi line mein bittha diya.

Shekhar: Game kab shuru hoga..

Main: Jab auratein himmat karke apni apni chuchiyaan aapke haathon mein dengi..Khamosh rehke..Sab ko sab ke haath mein dena hoga..Main kisi ko force nahin karoongi..Jise khelna hai khele..Aur enjoy kare..Joh mard sab se pehle guess karega aur sahi guess karega, uske liye special prize hai..Aur yeh game tab khatam hoga jab aap mein se koi sahi guess karega apni patni ko..

Saas: Main toh khelungi..

Main: Maa..Baat mat kijiye..Jitni khamoshi se khelenge, utna hi maza aayega..Aap hi shuru ho jaaiyye..

Meri saas aur maa ne hi pehel ki, dono ne apni apni maxi kandhe se neeche karke apni chuchiyaan aazaad kar li, maine bhi apna t-shirt neeche kiya kamar tak aur saas ke saath aage badhi, maa bhi hamaare saath aa gayi, maine jhuk ke apni chuchiyaan Rohit ke saamne kar di, Rohit ka haath pakad ke apni chuchi pe rakh diya, usne dusra haath bhi rakh diya, usne tatola, dabaaya, phir meri nipple ko dono ungliyon mein meesa, soch raha thha woh, meri saas Apu ke saamne gayi aur uske haath rakh di apni chuchiyon pe, usne bhi chhoona shuru kiya, maa gayi Raunak ke saamne, Rohit ne chhoona bandh kiya.

Rohit: Yeh Beena nahi hai..

Raunak: Yeh Mayuri ke nahin hain..

Apu: Yeh Janak ke nahin hain..

Maine mudd ke baaki sab ko dekha aur ishaara kiya ke woh bhi saamne aayein, Seema ne apna t-shirt neeche kiya, phir bhabhi ne apna t-shirt utaar hi diya, unhein dekhke maine bhi utaar diya, Seema Papa ke saamne aayi, papa ne dabaana shuru kiya, Seema meri taraf dekhke papa ki harkat dikhaane lagi, papa maze le rahe thhe, game mein ya apni patni ko pehchaanne mein koi interest nahin thha. Bhabhi gayi chacha ke saamne, chacha bhi papa ki tarah hi maze lene lage, Mayuri bhabhi ab apna blouse khol di aur Purab ke saamne aake uske haath apni chuchi pe rakh di, Neha Purab ko dekhke muskuraane lagi, main sarki Raunak bhaiyya ke saamne, maa gayi Prem ke saamne, Prem ne tatolna shuru kiya aur jhatt se keh diya.

Prem: Yeh Seema ke nahin hain..

Raunak: Yeh Mayuri ke nahin hain..

Purab: Yeh Neha ke nahin hain..

Ab Beena aur Neha ne apne upar ke vastra khol diye aur ek ek karke mardon ke saamne jaane lage, Maasi, Pratima aur Sushila bhi badh gaye, ab sab auraton ki chuchiyaan khuli thhi. Mard maze le leke andaaze laga rahe thhe, ab Shekhar ki baari thhi aur main uske saamne thhi, usne chhoona shuru kiya, mere nipple dabaaye, papa maasi ke nipple choos rahe thhe, babuji ne nipple soonghna shuru kiya, Shekhar muskuraaya.

Shekhar: Yeh Veena ke hain..

Main: Bilkul sahi..Mera pati hi jeet gaya..

Sab ne patti utaar di, game ki taraf nahin, mardon ki nazrein thhi saamne nangi chuchiyon pe, kisine apni chuchiyaan chhupaaya nahin. Sab mard khade ho gaye.

Sasur: Yeh dono cheating kiye honge..Veena ka hi game thha naa..

Papa: Meri patni toh aayi hi nahin mere paas..

Maa: Main aayi thhi, par aap Mayuri ka choosne ke baad hosh gawa baitthe, maine toh hint bhi diya..

Pulkit: Priya..Tum aayi thhi..

Bhabhi: Haan..Par aap Neha mein gum thhe..

Prem: Chalo yeh hua, ab in ki baari hai..

Maa: Humein kya karna hai..

Main: Maa ab aap sab baittho, aap ki aankhon pe patti bandhegi..Aur sab mard aapke saamne khade rahenge..

Apu: Par humein kya karna hai..

Maine Apu ke lund pe baahar se haath rakkha.

Main: In ke haathon mein ise dena hai..

Sab meri taraf, phir ek dusre ki taraf dekhne lage, muskura rahe thhe.

Purab: Not bad..Acchha idea hai..

Main: Aur jaise mardon ne cheating ki, choosna allowed nahin hai, baad mein choos lena, jab pattiyaan khulengi..Ok..

Sab muskuraaye, kuch sharmaaye, mardon ne pattiyaan baandhni shuru kar di sab auraton ki aankhon pe. Main bhi baitthi thhi.

Main: Ab aa jaaiyye sab saamne..Baari baari..

Sab ne apni apni zip khol di aur lund nikaalna shuru kar diya, pehle ek mere haath mein aaya, maine tatolna shuru kiya, mutthi mein bhara, samajh mein nahin aa raha thha, yeh waala pehli baar chhua thha, definitely Shekhar nahin thha. Haath mein tanne laga thha.

Main: Yeh Shekhar nahin hai..

Maa: Yeh Deepak ka nahin hai..

Ek ek karke aawaazein aane lagi, mujh tak pahunchtein pahunctein kaafi lund tan chuke thhe, maine bhi maza lena shuru kiya, par Shekhar ka haath na laga, aakhir mein Mayuri bhabhi ki aawaaz aayi.

Mayuri: Yeh Raunak ka hai..

Aur woh sahi thhi, sab ne pattiyaan utaar di, mardon ko chuchiyaan nazar aa rahi thhi, aur auraton ko tane huey lund, Pratima ne apni shorts utaar di aur kursi pe rakh di, kaali panty mein thhi woh, aadhe mard use dekhne lage, papa ne apna pyjama utaar diya aur kamar se neeche nange thhe woh..

Papa: Koi drink lega..Mera toh dil kar raha hai..

Sasur: Main loonga Deepak..

Pulkit: Papa main bhi..

Pulkit ne bhi apni shorts gira di, main Mayuri bhabhi ke paas gayi.

Main: Bhabhi..Utaar do saadi..Ab kya bacha hai..Sab ka toh haath mein le liya..Ab bas moonh mein lena baaki hai..

Papa Hamaare paas aaye aur Mayuri bhabhi ki nangi peetth sehlaaye.

Papa: Sahi keh rahi hai Veena..Tujhe apne dimaag se Pulkit ki shaadi se utaar nahin paaya hoon..

Mayuri: Aaj poori tarah utaar dena..

Papa: Tu utaari tab na utaarunga tujhe..

Mayuri: Aap ke saamne utaaroon..

Papa: Utaar de..

Mayuri bhabhi muskuraayi aur apni saadi kholne lagi, Apu Beena bhabhi ke paas gaya.

Apu: Badi bhabhi..Hum Pulkit ki shaadi mein mile thhe, aur phir Prem ki shaadi mein..Yaad hai aapko..

Beena: Haan Apurva..Kaise bhooloongi..Hum tumhaari shaadi mein bhi aaye thhi..Woh shaayad tum bhool gaye, busy thhe baaki mehmaano mein..Aur please, badi bhabhi mat bolo..Bhabhi chalega..

Apu: Bhabhi..Aap aayi thhi mere saamne jab hum..Yahaan..

Beena: Aayi thhi..Tum ne mauke ka faayda utthaaya..

Apu: Aap ne bhi utthaaya thha bhabhi jab main aapke saamne aaya thha..

Beena: Woh toh bas tatol rahi thhi apne pati ko pehchaanne..

Beena ki saadi bhi kamar se hi bandhi thhi, Apu underwear mein thha, sirf.

Bhabhi aur Purab khade khade baat kar rahe thhe, dono ki nazar Pulkit aur Neha pe thhi, joh thodi door khade khade baat bhi kar rahe thhe aur drink bhi le rahe thhe, Purab nanga thha, hairaangi issbaat ki thhi ke woh itna jaldi hum mein ghul mil gaya. Bhabhi sirf Panty mein thhi, safed waali.

Purab: Priya..Yakeen nahin hota ke aisa Kanpur mein ho sakta hai..

Bhabhi: Agar chaar ya paanch Veena Kanpur mein paida ho gayi, toh saara Kanpur hi nanga ghoomega..

Dono hans pade, Purab ek tak Bhabhi ko ghoorne laga.

Bhabhi: Kya hua Jiju..

Purab: Tum waakeyi mein sexy ho Priya..

Bhabhi sharmaayi, Purab thoda kareeb chala gaya.

Purab: Neha hamesha gusse mein kehti thhi, Pulkit itna acchha hai, aisa hai, waisa hai..Aaj use Pulkit ke hi saath dekhke maza aayega..

Bhabhi: Use ya aapko..

Purab: Hum dono ko Priya..Fantasy rahi hai meri..Par kisi gair ke saath mera dil nahin maanta thha..Aaj idhar woh fantasy poori hogi, woh bhi apnon ke saath..Main surprised hoon..Shaayad shocked zyaada theek rahega..

Bhabhi Purab ke kareeb aayi, aur uske badan se satt gayi, Purab ne uski nangi kamar mein ek haath daal diya.

Bhabhi: Aaj apni dusri fantasy bhi poori kar lena..

Purab: Tumhaari bhi toh thhi..

Bhabhi sharmaake muskuraake uske seene pe sar rakh di. Purab ne bhabhi ki chaddi ka elastic apni ungli mein pakad liya.

Purab: Ise kab utaarogi..

Bhabhi: Ise tum utaaroge..

Dono ek dusre ko dekhke muskuraaye, Pratima Rohit ke saath baitthi thhi, nangi, Rohit ki pant saamne se khuli thhi, shirt nahin thha.

Pratima: Zip khol di Rohit bhaiyya..Par pant utaarne sharma rahe ho..Aadhe log nange ho gaye hain..

Rohit: Tum hein dekh ke bhool gaya..Sharmaa raha nahin hoon..Dhyaan atak gaya hai..

Pratima: Acchha..Baatein mat banaaiyye..Utaariye..Sab peechhe jaane ki taiyyaari kar rahein hain..

Rohit aage sarka, aur apne haath Pratima ki jaangh pe rakkhe, Pratima dekhi aur muskura di aur apni taangein khol di, uski chut, chikni chut saaf dikhaayi de rahi thhi, Rohit ki aankhein phati reh gayi.

Pratima: Ab toh sharmaana chhodo bhaiyya..Maidaan saaf hai..

Rohit ne apni ungliyaan uski chut ke honth pe phiraaye, maasi peechhe se aayi.

Maasi: Andar jaao..Yahaan kyun time pass kar rahe ho dono..

Rohit ek dum se khada ho gaya, maasi ne uske tane huey lund ko dekha.

Maasi: Arre..Chaunk kyun gaye..Jab dosti ho gayi hai toh jaao..Main bhi aati hoon..

Papa ne Jhuk ke Mayuri ki chaddi utaar di aur soonghe, phir bhabhi ko dekha.

Papa: Ab asli cheez bhi soongha de Mayuri..

Mayuri: Sab yahin karenge bhaiyya..

Papa: Nahin..Aa chaltein hain, raha nahin jaa raha..

Papa Mayuri bhabhi ki kamar mein haath daalke chalne lage, Mayuri bhabhi ne peechhe muddke Beena aur Apu ko dekha.

Mayuri: Beena..Chal..

Beena aur Apu bhi utthhe, Raunak aur Rohit dekh rahe thhe. Pratima ne Rohit ka chehra apni taraf kiya.

Pratima: Aap ki patni toh gayi..Aap nahin chalenge..

Pratima aur Rohit bhi utthe. Rohit ne apni pant wahin kursi pe chhod di, babuji aur maa ko koi alag nahin kar sakta thha, woh dono bhi jaane lage, Pulkit ne Purab ki taraf dekha, Purab ne ishaara kiya, woh chaaron bhi utthke peechhe jaane lage, Raunak, maasi aur chachi bhi jaane lage, Chacha Sushila ke saath jaane lage, mama mami aur baaki sab bhi nikal liye thhe, main bach gayi thhi, akeli. Ek drink banaaya aur baitth ke peene lagi, Apu aaya, nanga, meri taraf.

Apu: Wahaan nahin dikhi, isiliye dekhne aaya..Yahaan kya kar rahi ho akeli didi..Tumhaari party hai..

Main: Aati hoon Apu..Darr gayi thhi ke sab sahi hoga ya nahin..

Apu: Par sab sahi toh hua, sab ghul mil gaye didi..

Main: Haan..Isiliye toh khushi mein ek drink pee rahi hoon..Deserve karti hoon naa..

Apu: Poori tarah se didi..Aapse sahi tareeke se thank you bhi nahi keh paaya..

Main: Keh toh diya thha, aur kitna kahega Apu..

Apu uttha kursi se aur neeche baitth gaya, meri taangein phailaayi aur mujhe dekha.

Apu: Kahoon thank you..

Main: Keh de..

Apu ne meri taangein mod ke utthaa di, aur aage sarak ke meri chut pe apni zabaan phiraayi, maine uske baal pakad liye, usne do ungliyon se mere honth alag kar diye aur apni zabaan ki nokh se mere daane ko chhedne laga. Meri gaand ke neeche apne haath rakh diye thhe, mujhe chaat ta gaya, phir kuch second baad moonh utthaake mujhe dekha.

Apu: Didi peechhe chaltein hain..Nahin toh aapko dhoondhtein huey sab yahin aa jaayenge..

Main: Chal..God mein le chal..

Apu muskuraake mujhe god mein uttha liya, aur peechhe ki taraf chalne laga. Hum peechhe ke kamre ke darwaaze pe pahunche, Apu ne mujhe god mein rakkhte huey darwaaza khola, aur andar kadam rakkha, andar ka nazaara dekhne laayak thha, kamre mein thandi thhi AC ki aur garmi sab ke badan ki. Dheemi roshni thhi aur sab gaadiyon pe thhe, saaf dikhaayi nahin de raha thha, par kaafi saare badan jude huey thhe, sab lage huey thhe ek dusre ke saath.

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Main: Abhi toh neeche utaaro Apu..

Apu: Dekho didi..Sab tumhaara kiya hua..

Veena: Janak kahaan hain..Dikh rahi nahin hai..

Apu: Mujhe bhi nahin dikh rahi didi..Hogi kisike neeche..

Main muskuraayi Apu ki baat pe, Pulkit ne Neha ki chut se moonh utthaaya aur humein dekha.

Pulkit: Apu..Veena..Yahaan aa jaao..Join us..

Apu ne mera haath pakda.

Apu: Chalo didi..

Hum ab sambhal sambhal ke chalne lage, pairon ke paas gharwaale joh thhe, pehle dekha toh meri daanyi taraf chacha aur Sushila ek dusre ko choos aur chaat rahe thhe, thoda aage, meri saas papa ka lund pet ke bal lete choos rahi thhi, meri saas ki gaand ki daraar mein moonh ghusaaye Prem thha, aur papa ke moonh pe Mayuri baitthi thhi, Mayuri ke moonh mein mama ka lund thha, aur thoda aage Raunak chit leta thha aur uska lund Janak choos rahi thhi, Raunak ke moonh pe maasi baitthi thhi, baanyi taraf bhabhi Purab ko choos rahi thhi aur Purab use chaat raha thha, bhabhi upar thhi, unke bagal mein Pulkit Neha ko chaat raha thha. Rohit thoda aage Pratima ko peeche se chaat raha thha aur mami neeche chit leti use choos rahi thhi. Shekhar Beena bhabhi ko chaat raha thha aur aadhi leti hui Beena bhabhi use choos rahi thhi, Seema Mami ko chaat rahi thhi, Apu aur main Pulkit ke paas baitthe, main Neha ki bagal mein let gayi, Apu mere badan se satt ke mere peeche let gaya, maine Neha ki chuchi ko apni mutthi mein bhara, Apu ne bhi mere upar se haath aage badhaake uski dusri chuchi pakad li, Pulkit ne uski chut se moonh utthaaya.

Pulkit: Tum dono shaant kyun baitthe ho..Yahaan toh jung ka maidaan hai..

Main: Dekhne toh do bhaiyya..Koi kahaan bhaag raha hai..

Apu: Pulkit..Tum sab ko dekhke aaj yeh jhadegi..

Pulkit: Aur tu kya karega..Tu toh enjoy kar..

Apu: Main enjoy hi kar raha hoon bhai..

Maine apni taang Apu ki kamar pe Chadha di aur use dekha.

Main: Daal do Apu..Nahin toh Pulkit bhaiyya ko chain nahin aayega..

Apu: Abhi nahin didi..Abhi tak aapko sahi sahi chaata kahaan hoon..

Apu phir ghus gaya meri chut mein apni zabaan leke, Pulkit utth gaya aur Neha ko bittha diya, khud woh apne ghutnon ke bal ho gaya, Neha ne uska lund moonh mein le liya. Bhabhi aur Purab bhi utthe, Purab ne bhabhi ko chit lita diya aur unki taangon ke beech aaya aur lund andar ghusaane laga. Un dono ki chudaayi shuru ho gayi. Papa ab Mayuri ko chodne ke mood mein utthhe, mama Mayuri ke moonh se lund nikaal ke soch rahe thhe kidhar jaaun, meri saas palat ke Prem ka lund apni chut mein le li, Maasi ne Raunak ke moonh pe baitthe baitthe aawaaz lagaayi.

Maasi: Deepu bhaiyya..Yahaan aaiyye apne lund ko leke..Raunak bechaara kab tak chaatega..

Mama uske paas chal diye, Papa ne Mayuri ko pet ke bal lita diya aur uske badan pe chadh gaye, apna lund uski daraar mein ghusaake unka supaada uski chut dhoondhne laga, maasi khadi ho gayi, Janak ghoom ke Raunak ke moonh pe chut sata di aur usko choosne lagi.

Mama: Kalpana..Aaja, yahaan jagah khaali hai..

Mama aur maasi ne jagah dhoondh li, maa aur babuji ke bagal mein aa gaye, maa babuji ka lund pyaar se choos rahi thhi, aur babuji uski chuchi se khel rahe thhe. Maa ne babuji ka lund moonh se nikaala aur mama ko dekhi. 

Maa: Deepesh meri behen ka khayaal rakh..

Mama: Fikar mat karo bhabhi..Aap bhaiyya ko sambhaalo, main aapki behen ko shaant karta hoon..

Maasi let gayi aur apni taangein mod ke utthaa li hawa mein.

Maasi: Deepesh kuch bhi daal de..Jalan ho rahi hai..

Mama unki taangon ke beech aa gaye aur apne lund ka supaada unki chut pe ragadne lage.

Maasi: Daal de bhai, kyun chhed raha hai..

Mama ne maasi ki chut mein lund utaar diya, babuji sarak ke maasi ke badan se satt gaye aur uski hilti hui chuchi ko dabaane lage.

Sasur: Devika..Tumhaari behen bhi badi maadak hai..

Maa: Choda hai naa aapne use..

Sasur: Choda toh hai, par aaj ise phir pelunga..

Maa: Deepu ke nikalte hi aap ghus jaana, main Deepu se chud loongi..

Sasur: Nahin, tumhein chod ke phir tumhaari behen ko chodunga..

Maasi: Didi..Yeh aapke aashiq hain..Pehle aapko hi lenge samdhi jee..

Maa: Samdhijee ko khush rakhna padhta hai Kalpana..

Maa ab utthke babuji ka lund mutthi mein bhar ke apni chut ke honthon se sata di aur baitthne lagi uspe, babuji ne madad ki, poora ghus gaya, maa babuji ke seene pe apni hatheliyaan rakh di aur gaand ghoomaane lagi, babuji uski chuchiyaan dono haathon mein liye daba rahe thhe. Chacha ne ab Sushila ko apne lund pe bittha diya thha, mami chacha ke paas aayi.

Mami: Arjun bhaiyya, free ho..Baitth jaaun..

Chacha: Aaiyye na..Ismein poochhna kya, taangein phailaaiye aur sawaar ho jaaiyye..

Mami chacha ke moonh ke daanye baanye taangein rakh ke baitth gayi, chacha ne zabaan ka kaam shuru kar diya. Shekhar utthke baitth gaya aur Beena bhabhi ko apni god mein kheench liya, uski taangeing apni kamar ke daanye baanye rakhke use kass ke apne badan se sata diya, Beena bhabhi uske baal pakadke uska chehra apni chuchi pe daba rahi thhi.

Beena: Shekhar..Daal do andar..Khujli badh rahi hai..

Shekhar: Upar ho jaao bhabhi..main daalta hoon..

Beena upar ho gayi, Shekhar ne apna lund uski chut pe sataake use bittha diya, Beena ne apni taangein peeche uski kamar pe baandh di, Rohit Pratima ko leke Shekhar aur Beena ki bagal mein baitth gaya, Pratima ko Beena bhabhi jaisa baitthi thhi Shekhar pe, waise hi bittha diya, Beena ne un dono ki taraf dekha, Rohit ne uski peethh sehlaayi.

Rohit: Kaise lag raha hai..

Beena: Bahut acchhhaaaaa…Huhn..Pratima kitni khoobsoorat hai..

Rohit: Hmmmm…Ise ghar pe bulaayenge..Kalpana didi ke saath..

Beena: Bula loooooo..Haan Shekharrrr…Huhn…Chodo use Rohit..

Rohit: Tum bhi maze lo Beena..Khulke..

Beena: Bade maze ka chodta hai Shekhar…Huhnn…Chod Shekhar..Mayuri bhabhi kahaan hai…

Rohit: Bade bhaiyya se chud rahi hai..

Beena: Aur Raunak bhaiyyaaaaa…Shekhaaaarrrr…

Rohit: Apu ki patni Janak ko chod rahein hain..

Beena: Chodo Pratima ko Rohit..Khush kar do ise..

Pratima: Bhabhiiiii..Huhn Rohit bhaiyyyyyyaaa…Huhnn Ghusaaaaaoooo…Marr gayiiii…

Apu ab meri chut se baahar nikaala apne lund ko, Pulkit bhi Neha se nikaal chuka thha, jhada koi bhi nahin thha.

Pulkit: Apu..Yahaan aaja Neha ke paas..Main Veena ko lena chaahta hoon..

Apu: Aa jaao bhaiyya..

Apu aur Pulkit ne apni jagah badli, Pulkit meri taangon ke beech aa gaya, aur Apu Neha ko chodne laga, Bhabhi ne Purab ko roka.

Bhabhi: Purab..Ab badlo..Dekho Apu aur Pulkit badal chuke hain..Aao Janak aur Raunak bhaiyya ke paas jaatein hain..Apu tumhaari patni ko le raha hai..Tum uski chodo..

Purab ne apna lund nikaala aur dono khade ho gaye, bhabhi ne uska haath pakad ke Raunak bhaiyya aur Janak ke paas le gayi, Janak Raunak ke lund pe baitthi thhi.

Bhabhi: Raunak bhaiyya..Mujhe apne lund pe bitthaao aur Janak ko mere jiju ke lund pe baitthne do..

Raunak: Aao Priya..

Janak Raunak ke lund se utth gayi, Purab ne use chit lita diya, bhabhi Raunak ke lund pe baitth gayi. Bhabhi Jhuki raunak ke seene pe, Raunak neeche se dhakke dene laga.

Raunak: Kaisi ho Priya..

Bhabhi: Acchhi..Aap ko maza aa raha hai yahaan..

Raunak: Bahut Priya..Bahut..

Bhabhi: Toh le lo maza..Aur do bhi..

Purab: Janak..Bahut khoobsoorat naam hai..

Janak: Shhhhh…Jiju..Chodo..Baatein baad mein karenge..Main jhadne waali hoon…

Purab muskuraake use ghodi bana diya aur uske peechhe ghutnon ke bal khada ho gaya, bhabhi uchhal rahi thhi Raunak pe aur Purab peechhe se Janak ko le raha thha. Maa babuji ke lund ko apni chut se nikaal li.

Sasur: Kyun nikaala mere lund ko Devika..Maza aa raha thha..

Maa: Mujhe Deepesh se chudna hai..Aap Kalpana ko lijiye naa..

Sasur: Ek kaam kar, Deepesh ki patni ko yahaan bula le..

Maasi: Mujhe nahin chodna hai kya bhaiyya..

Sasur: Chodna tujhe hi hai Kalpana..Par Deepesh ki patni ko chaatna hai..Deepesh chhod de Kalpana ko..

Mama: Main mootne jaa raha hoon bhaiyya..Main bhejta hoon Gayatri ko aapke paas..Bhabhi..Chalengi mootne mere saath..

Maa: Pilaaoge toh chalungi..

Mama: Aapka bhi toh peeyunga..

Maa: Tu bada haraami hai Deepesh..

Mama: Chalo nahin toh nikal jaayegi..

Sasur: Kalpana..Aa baitth mere lund pe..

Mama ne chacha ke paas aake mami se babuji ke paas jaane ko kaha, chacha Mami ko chod rahe thhe, Mami utth gayi aur Sushila ne unki jagah le li, mami babuji ke paas aayi.

Mami: Aapne bulaaya bhaiyya..

Sasur: Haan Gayatri..Tujhe chaatne ka dil kar raha thha..

Mami: Chaat lijiye..Aaj toh chut se baarish ho rahi hai, aap bhi bheeg jaaiyye..

Mami babuji ke moonh pe baitth gayi, maasi ki taraf moonh karke, maasi ne mami ki chuchiyaan dabaayi.

Mami: Kitne lund li aaj Kalpana..

Maasi: Tumhaari pati..Arun bhaiyya pe abhi chadhi hoon..Bas..Raunak se chatwaayi hoon..Bas..Aur aapne..

Mami: Arjun ne pela..Raunak ne mujhe bhi chaata..Aur ab dekhtein hain..

Maasi: Kisise chudwaane ka dil kar raha hai kya..

Mami: Chudwaane ka dil toh hai, par jaise joh free ho..

Mama aur maa washroom mein aa gaye, maine un dono ko wahaan jaate dekha, maine Pulkit ko apne upar se uttha diya aur mama aur maa ke peechhe chali gayi. Mama ne maa ko apni baahon mein liya aur choomne lage.

Maa: Kyun ab jaldi nahin hai mootne ki..

Mama: Hai Devika bhabhi..Par ek kiss karne ko dil kar raha hai..

Maa aur mama khade khade French kiss karne lage, Main andar aayi.

Main: Aap dono mootne aaye ho ya pappiyaan lene..

Mama: Teri maa ke honth choome ka dil kiya..Toh choom liya..

Main: Mujhe bhi choomo..

Main unki aur maa ki baahon mein aa gayi, hum teeno kiss karne lage, main mama ka lund sehla rahi thhi.

Mama: Ab nikal jaayegi..

Maa neeche baith gayi, maine mama ka lund pakda, mama ki dhaar shuru ho gayi, maa ke moonh pe, gale pe, gaalon pe unki moot behne lagi, mama ka ho gaya, maa khadi ho gayi, mama ne unke honth choos liye, maa ne unko hataayi.

Maa: Bade gande ho Deepesh..Apni hi moot chaatte ho..

Mama: Aap ke saath kuch ganda nahin lagta hai bhabhi..Ab apni pila do, peechhe se, toh gaand bhi chaat loonga aapki..

Maa: Tum bade kharaab ho Deepu..

Maa palat gayi aur jhuk gayi, mama unke peeche ghutnon ke bal baitth gaye aur unki daraar mein moonh ghusa diya, maa mootne lagi, mama peechhe se peene lage aur chaatne lage, meri moot aise hi khade khade chhoot gayi unhe dekhke, maa moot ke khadi ho aur mama ne unhein apni baahon mein band liya.

Maa: Ab phir choomoge..

Mama ne maa ko kiss karna shuru kiya, main shower ke neeche khadi hoke dono ka vaasna bhara romance dekhne lagi aur nahaate rahi, mama maa ki gaand daba rahe thhe, maa mama ki zabaan choos rahi thhi, main shower se nikli aur badan pochne lagi, dono pe koi asar nahin thha.

Mama: Main teri gaand maarna chaahta hoon Devika..

Maa: Maar le Deepu..Tujhe pasand hai meri gaand..

Mama: Itni raseeli toh kisi ki bhi nahin..

Maa: Toh daal do lund apna aur pel do..

In dono ka romance kuch zyaada ho gaya thha, main baahar aayi, aur dekha toh Pulkit Seema ko le raha thha, Apu aur Neha ek dusre ki baahon mein jhadke pade thhe aur baaki sab ko dekh rahe thhe, papa ki baahon mein Mayuri bhabhi padi thhi papa ki jaangh pe apni jaangh Chadha ke, Rohit aur Pratima bhi jhad ke lete thhe, Beena aur Shekhar ka bhi ho gaya thha, chachi toh jhad ke so hi gayi thhi, Purab aur Janak ka ho gaya thha aur Raunak aur bhabhi ka bhi. Babuji Maasi aur mami ko baahon mein leke baitthe thhe, Prem meri saas pe leta thha. Maine roshni aur dheemi kar di, raat ke do bajj rahe thhe.

Main: Papa drink..

Papa: Bana de Veena..Ek Arun ke liye bhi bana de..

Ek ek karke sab mootne jaane lage, maa aur mama bhi baahar aa gaye thhe, hum sab circle mein thhe, sab ek dusre ki baahon mein, moot ke, naha ke aaye huey. Papa sab ko dekhke muskuraa rahe thhe.

Papa: Raunak, Rohit, Purab..Apu maza aaya..

Sab ne muskuraake haan mein sar hila diya.

Papa: Aur tumhaari patniyon ko..

Sab patniyaan uskuraake jawaab de di.

Papa: Ab jise joh karna hai kare..Sona hai toh sab kamre khaali hain..So sakta hai..Jise kuch karna hai, woh yahaan reh sakta hai..Aur haan..Kal aur parsoon, kisi ko koi kaam hai kya..Ya free ho..

Sab ne free ki baat pe sar hila diya, papa khush huey.

Papa: Dekho, main toh samajhta hoon k eek raat kaafi nahin hai ke hum sab ek dusre se maze lein..Teen din toh chaahiye..Agar sab ki sehmati hai toh kal subah hum sab farmhouse pe chalenge..Do din ke liye..

Sab ne haan keh diya, par gaadi pe se koi utthne ko taiyyaar nahin thha.

Main: Papa..Kal dopahar ho jaayegi jaate jaate papa..Mujhe lagta hai sab ko ek round aur chodna hai..Mujhe toh hai..

Papa: Toh maine kab kaha chodna bandh karo..Khada hai toh chodo..Maze lo..Yahaan aaye kis liye hain..

Sasur: Tu kya sone jaa raha hai, itni lambi speech de di..

Papa: Arre soye mere dushman..Ek drink aur moot ke aata hoon..Arjun teri patni toh so gayi..

Chacha: Sone dijiye bhaiyya, kal maze legi..

Mama: Main bhi ek drink le hi leta hoon..

Sasur: Uske baad kise lega..

Mama: Joh dega..Ya degi..

Maa: Tum aur Raunak ek dusre ki patniyon ko chodo..Kya khayaal hai Gayatri..

Mami: Main toh taiyyaar hoon..

Maa: Mayuri tu..

Mayuri: Haan bhabhi..

Mayuri bhabhi mama ke paas aa gayi, aur mami Raunak ki baahon mein chali gayi.

Papa: Ab baaki sab ke jode bhi bata de..Tu kisse chudna chaahti hai..

Maa: Purab se..Aur aap..

Papa: Agar tu Purab se chudegi toh main Neha ko le leta hoon..Kyun Neha..

Neha: Jee papa..Main aa rahi hoon mootke..

Maa Purab ke paas chali gayi.

Sasur: Pulkit tu aur main adli badli karein..

Pulkit: Haan babuji..Priya..

Bhabhi utthke babuji ke paas chali gayi, meri saas Pulkit ke paas aa gayi.

Seema: Main aur Beena aunty adla badli karenge..Theek hai Beena aunty..

Beena: Aaja Prem..

Seema Rohit ki baahon mein chali gayi, chacha ne maasi aur Sushila ko apne paas rakkha, Shekhar ne mujhe aur chachi ko apne paas bulaaya, jode ban gaye thhe, sab ek dusre ke badan ko sehla rahe thhe, papa Neha ke nipples choos rahe thhe, babuji bhabhi ki gaand daba rahe thhe, bhabhi unki gotiyaan sehla rahi thhi.

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UPDATE 106

Subah koi dus baje uttha toh koi gyaarah, koi kisi baahon mein toh koi kisi ke kamre mein. Papa aur Babuji jaldi utth gaye thhe, maa aur meri saas Sushila ke saath rasoi mein lage thhe naashte ke liye, jaise jaise gharwaale utthte gaye, nahaate gaye aur sab taiyyaar hoke neeche aangan mein aa gaye jahaan Prem aur Pulkit bhaiyya ne ek lambi table naashte ke liye sajaayi thhi, mama phone pe lage huey thhe office waalon ke saath, Prem broker se baat kar raha thha, usne do din aur maange thhe, Apu bhi office phone karke chhutti maang raha thha, maasi lagi thhi kuch suppliers ke saath phone pe, ghar bhara hua lag raha thha. Naashta lag gaya aur sab ek ek karke lene lage, kursiyaan kaafi thhi, koi baitthha toh koi khada khada khaane laga. Pulkit bhaiyya papa ke paas aaye.

Pulkit: Papa..Kya program hai, chalein farmhouse ya phir yahin rahein sab..

Papa: Poocchh le sab se..Kyunki sab phone pe thhe, kisika koi urgent kaam nikal aaya toh farmhouse se waapas aana door padega..Prem aur tu bhi toh lage hai na office ke chakkar mein..

Prem: Broker ne do din ka time maanga hai papa..Poocchh letein hain sab se, agar free hain toh chaltein hain..

Mahila mandal saath ho liya thha, mard ek taraf baithh ke khaa rahe thhe aur decide kar rahe thhe jaana hai ya nahin. Maa papa ke paas chali gayi.

Maa: Aap logon ne faisla kiya kya karna hai..Saamaan baandhna padega..Jaldi boliye..

Papa: Poocchhtein hain..

Papa ne mama aur Apu ki taraf dekha.

Papa: Tum dono ka kya scene hai..Jaana hai office..

Mama: Nahin bhaiyya..Main free hoon..

Apu: Maine bhi chhutti le li hai..Chaltein hain..

Papa: Raunak..Tumhaara aur Rohit ka kya jawaab hai..Aur tumhaare bacchhe..

Raunak: Bade bhaiyya..Bacchhe toh Mayuri ke maayke mein hain..college wahin se kareeb padhti hai unki..Unka koi tension nahin hai..Aur baaki raha kheton ka kaam, toh apne bharose ke log hain wahaan..Hum chalenge farmhouse agar aap jaa rahein hain toh..

Papa: Chalo..Lagta hai sab chal rahein hain..Devika, saamaan baandh de..Pulkit, wahaan sharaab hai, ya le jaana padegi..

Pulkit: Ab yaad nahin hai papa..Le chaltein hain, aur wahin se bhi toh manga saktein hain..Koi tension nahin hai..

Sasur: Tu plan kitne din ka kar raha hai..

Papa: Plan kya karna Arun, chal toh sab rahein hain, phir jaise jiska kaam nikla, woh nikal sakta hai, zaroori nahin hai sab saath mein aayein, saath jaana acchha hai..

Sasur: Yeh theek hai, do din toh hain hi na sab, phir toh shaniwaar aur Sunday lag jaayega..Chaar din pakad ke chal..

Prem: Papa..Taiyyaari kartein hain, abhi nikle toh teen saadhe teen tak pahunch jaayenge..

Papa: Theek hai..Sab ka naashta ho gaya hai toh dauda sabko..Wahaan zyaada samay milega..Mausam theek hai ab wahaan ka..

Naashte ka table clear hua, sab apna apna saamaan lene gaye, Prem aur Pulkit sharaab ka intezaam karne nikle, Shekhar saamaan load karne mein madad kar raha thha Apu ke saath, auratein toh ready thhi, mama aur chacha bhi lungi se nikal ke pyjama kurte mein aa gaye. Ghar lock kiye, sab apni apni gaadi se hi aaye thhe, toh gaadiyon ka tension nahin thha, papa ne faisla kiya ke sab gaadiyaan leke chalein, agar kisi ko jaldi nikalna pade toh problem nahin hota. Gaadiyon mein sab baitthne lage, aisa lag raha thha ke hum sab ek saath hi rehte thhe, sab hansi mazaak kar rahe thhe, madad kar rahe thhe ek dusre ki, par koi ganda ya bhadda mazaak nahin thha, mazaak mein bhi izzat thhi ek dusre ke liye.

Hum sab theek saadhe teen baje pahunche farmhouse pe, chachi ke maayke waale pehli baar aaye thhe yahaan, hamaara ghar dekhke unki aankhein khuli reh gayi.

Raunak: Baap re..Itna acchha makaan..Arjun bhaiyya, humein yahaan pehle kyun nahin laaye..

Rohit: Itni khuli jagah..Pedh..Waah yeh toh swarg hai..

Prem: Rohit bhaiyya..Abhi bahut kuch dekhna hai..Aapko shaam ko nadi pe le jaayenge..Wahaan snaan karna..Maza aayega..

Chacha: Bhai hum ne toh bahut dekh li nadi..Main toh aaraam karoonga..

Maa: Main chaloongi tum sab ke saath..Bada acchha lagta hai wahaan, Purab, Neha, Apu aur Janak ko bhi le jaayenge..

Pulkit: Theek hai maa, par abhi yeh saamaan kahaan rakhna hai bataao toh sahi..

Maa: Utaar main bataati hoon..

Purab aur Neha bhabhi ke saath khade hoke makaan dekh rahe thhe.

Purab: Priya..This is fantastic..

Neha: Hai naa Purab..Kitni khoobsoorati hai..Sukoon hai yahaan pe..Main toh Sunday tak rahungi yahaan..

Bhabhi: Reh lo..Ab aana jaana laga rahega..Mere sasural waale pasand kartein hain tum dono ko..

Neha: Wahi acchhe hain..Itne milansaar..Veena ka sasural bhi acchha hai..

Seema: Neha didi..Aap aur Purab bhaiyya ko hamaare ghar aana hai..Vaada kijiye..

Neha: Abhi abhi Priya ne kaha na, ke aana jaana laga rahega, waise tum aur Prem bhi sabko leke hamaare ghar aana..

Saamaan andar rakhha gaya, Prem, Pulkit bhaiyya, Shekhar aur Apu ne haath lagaaya, aur woh change bhi karne chale gaye, maine mahila mandal ko neeche ka kamra dikhaaya unka saamaan rakkhne ke liye. Un sab ko change karne bhi bol diya, garmi thhi, mere paas farmhouse ke cupboard mein bahut saare t-shirts aur shorts pade thhe, sab ko select karne diya, kisi ko tight ho raha thha, kisi ko loose, par zyaada nahin. Mardon ne bhi change kar liya, ek ek karke baahar baraamde, hall aur aangan mein aane lage, Mayuri bhabhi aur Beena bhabhi T.V. lagaake baitth gayi, hum sab raaste mein ruk ke khaa liye thhe yahaan aane se pehle. Raat ka khaana papa ke dost ki hotel se order kar diya thha. Bar, hall mein Sushila ne lagaaya ek bade table pe, papa, mama, aur babuji apni apni beer leke baitth gaye baraamde mein. Teeno sirf shorts mein thhe, chacha ne soft drink leke unhe join kiya.

Sasur: Tu ne sharaab bilkul hi chhod di Arjun..

Chacha: Haan bhaiyya..Control nahin kar paata thha..Isiliye chhodna hi theek samjha..

Papa: Ek beer toh pee hi sakta hai naa..

Mama: Jab chhod diya hai toh rehne do na bhaiyya..

Chacha: Haan bhaiyya..Ab peene ka dil nahin karta..Yeh pepsi hi theek hai..

Janak, Mami, Neha aur Purab bhi baraamde mein baahar aaye.

Purab: Bhaiyya, agar in kapdon mein thehle toh koi problem toh nahin hai na..

Papa: Arre apni property hai, hamaare alaawa koi nahin hai farmhouse pe..Jaao aaraam se ghoom aao..

Apu bhi baahar aa gaya aur unhein joi kiya.

Janak: Prem aur Pulkit bhaiyya nahin aa rahein hain kya..

Apu: Nahin..Kamre set kar rahein hain raat ko sone ke liye..

Papa: Arre kamre kya set karna..Sab toh hall mein rahenge, aur waise bhi chaadarein takiye toh hain har kamre mein..

Main: Papa..Thoda toh saaf karna padega..Agar kisiko aaraam karna ho toh unmein..

Papa: Theek hai, toh tu chali jaa inke saath..Gayatri ko yahin rehne de..Hamaare paas..

Mami: Theek hai bhaiyya..Itna keh rahein hain toh rukti hoon aapke saath..

Sasur: Arjun, Radhika aur uske maayke waale kidhar hain..Woh bhi chakkar maarke aayein inke saath..

Chacha: Pata nahin bhaiyya, andar hi thhe jab main baahar aaya..Veena jaa dekh kya chal raha hai..

Main: Beena bhabhi upar chali gayi Prem aur Pulkit bhaiyya ke saath unki madad karne..Mayuri bhabhi andar T.V. dekh rahi hai aur Raunak bhaiyya aur Rohit Kalpana maasi aur Pratima se baat kar rahe thhe..Bulaana hai toh bulaati hoon..

Sasur: Poocch le ek baar..

Main andar gayi, Mayuri bhabhi ko poocchha, unhonein mana kiya, T.V bandh karke woh bhi baraamde mein aa gayi, Beena bhabhi, Prem aur Pulkit bhi aa gaye. Raunak, Rohit, Maasi aur Pratima bhi baraamde mein pahunche.

Sasur: Arre jise thehelne jaana hai chale jaaye inke saath, jaao dekh aao farmhouse..Mayuri, tu aur Beena bhi ho aao..

Mayuri: Nahin bhaiyya..Kal chale jaaungi..

Papa: Raunak, tu aur Rohit jaana chaahtein hain..

Raunak: Main toh nahin jaaunga bade bhaiyya, Rohit..

Rohit: Main ho aata hoon, Beena bhi chal rahi hai..

Papa: Chalo ab niklo shaam hone se pehle..Taalaav tak jaana, paani saaf hain wahaan ka..

Main: Papa main jaa rahi hoon unke saath..

Papa: Meri acchhi beti..

Ek group nikal gaya, baraamde mein ab Papa, babuji, mama, chacha aur Raunak reh gaye, papa ne mami ko do beer laane ko kaha, ek unke liye aur ek Raunak bhaiyya ke liye, mami lauti aur beer deke papa ki jaangh pe baitth gayi, papa uski jaangh sehlaane lage. Mama aaraam se beer pee rahe thhe, babuji ne Mayuri bhabhi ko apni god mein bittha diya, meri saas baitthi Raunak ki god mein aur chacha ki god mein baitthi thhi maa, baaki sab thehelne gaye thhe. Mama ki god mein baitthi Radhika chachi.

Sab auratein shorts aur safed, patle t-shirt mein thhi, kisi ne bra nahin pehni thhi par sab comfortable thhe apne badan ko leke, na koi jhijhak thhi na sharam, sab comfortable thhe ek dusre ke patiyon ke saath, babuji Mayuri bhabhi ke t-shirt mein haath ghusaaye dusre haath se beer pee rahe thhe. Papa mami ki jaangh se leke chaddi ke andar tak apni ungliyaan ghusa rahe thhe, Raunak bhi meri saas ki peetth sehla raha thha t-shirt ke andar haath daalke. Mama Radhika chachi ki chuchi masal rahe thhe.

Sasur: Raat ko acchhi jami na tere ghar pe Deepak..

Papa: Haan yaar..Shaam ko jab ek ek karke sab aane lage toh darr lag gaya thha, socha Veena ne iss baar gadbad kar di..Par sab acchhi tarah ghul mil gaye..Lagta hai hum barson se saath rehtein aaye hain..

Saas: Arjun..Tumhaare saale aur bhabhiyaan toh bade milansaar nikle, inhein pehle kyun nahin milaaya hum se..

Chacha: Bhabhi, iss baar jab inke ghar gaye thhe toh sab hua, usse pehle toh bas..

Papa: Par Mayuri aur Beena ko maan na padega..Hamaari patniyon jaisa saath diya tumhaara aur Rohit ka..Hai na Raunak..

Raunak: Haan bade bhaiyya..Inhonein waakeyi mein saath diya..Nahin toh yeh sab kahaan ho paata..

Sasur: Mayuri..Tu khush toh hai naa..

Mayuri: Haan bade bhaiyya..Bahut khush hoon..

Babuji ne Mayuri ki peeth apne seene se sata di aur uski chuchi se khelne lage, t-shirt ke andar haath ghusaake, Raunak un dono ko dekhke meri saas ke saath uttejit ho raha thha. Babuji ne dekha.

Sasur: Arre tum dono garam ho rahe ho toh chodo yahin..Raunak, chod na meri patni ko..

Raunak: Aap bhi chodiye na Mayuri ko..

Maa: Haan Raunak..Shuru ho jaa..In sab ne god mein bitthaaya hai na, ab yeh sab bhi shuru ho jaayenge..

Mami: Teri patni bhi maze legi bhaiyya ka beer ho jaaye toh..

Papa: Tu badi sab ko direction de rahi hai..Khud toh kuch karegi nahin..

Mami: Boliye na kya karoon..Karne ke liye toh aayi hoon..

Papa: Neeche baitth aur le le moonh mein..

Mami muskuraake utri aur baitth gayi zameen pe, papa ne taangein phailaake apna lund shorts se nikaala, mami shuru ho gayi babuji ne beer ka khaali can neeche rakh diya aur Mayuri bhabhi ki t-shirt utaar di.

Sasur: Yahaan yeh kapde pehenne ki zaroorat kya hai..Kaun dekhne waala hai..Utaar Mayuri..

Mama: Sahi kaha bhaiyya..Kal raat se ek dusre ko nanga dekh rahein hain..Matlab hi nahin banta kuch pehenne ka..

Papa: Sahi kaha Deepesh..Dekh devar bhabhi kaise shareef ban ke baitthhe hain..

Maa: Dekha devarjee, humko taana maar rahein hain tumhaare bhaiyya..

Chacha: Maarne dijiye bhabhi..Bade hain..Haq banta hai..

Mama: Arjun yeh Radhika ko kaunsa chakki ka aata khilaata hai bhai..Badi kasi chuchi hai..Bees saal ki ladki jaisi..

Chacha: Chaahiye toh har mahine aata bhej diya karunga Deepu bhaiyya..Aap bhi khilaaiyye Gayatri bhabhi ko..

Papa: Gayatri ki bhi kasi hi hai Arjun, yeh dekh..

Chacha: Kal raat dekh aur chhoo liya thha bhaiyya..

Sasur: Lagta hai Mayuri bhi wahi aata khaati hai..

Maa: Tum sab ko bhookh lagi hai kya, jab se aata aata kar rahe ho..

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UPDATE 107

Saas: Devika..Chaar paanch rotiyaan sek ke de detein hain..Usi se kaam chala lene do in sab ko..

Papa: Sekna toh tum sab ko hai Devisha..

Maa: Toh sek bhi daalo..Par andar, yahaan garmi hai..Aap andar ka AC onn kar dijiye na..

Papa: Theek hai..Chal Gayatri utth..Nikaal moonh se, Andar jaake AC onn kartein hain..

Sasur: Chal Mayuri..Teri chaddi andar hi utaarta hoon..

Maa: Chal Arjun..Badi khujli laga diya hai tu ne god mein bitthaake..

Chacha: Aapki gaand ka sek le leke hi toh khujli laga diya hai aapko..

Mama: Utthh Radhika..Kal raat ko toh tu haath nahin lagi..

Chachi: Bhool gaye, baitthi thhi aapke moonh mein..Sab toh kiya..

Mama: Oh ho..Andhera thha na..Ab chakhunga toh yaad aayega..

Ek ek karke sab jode andar chale gaye, papa ne AC on karke wahin dining table ki kursi pe mami ko bitthaake moonh mein de diya aur uske baalon mein ungliyaan phiraane lage.

Raunak meri saas ko hall ke sofe ke paas le aaya, meri saas ne tight hota hua t-shirt nikaal liye.

Saas: Raunak, meri chaddi utaar, Veena ne bahut tight waali de di..

Sasur: Pehna hi kyun thha, pata toh thha na ke jaldi utar jaayegi..

Saas: Ab toh pehenne se rahi..Utaar de Raunak, aur teri bhi..Dekh inhonein Mayuri ko nangi kar diya hai..

Mama ne Radhika chachi ki taangon ko hawa mein utthha diya aur pet ke bal let ke zabaan chala di uski chut mein aur uske chehre ko dekhe.

Mama: Sahi kaha Radhika, ab yaad aaya, kal raat ko tujhe chakha thha..

Chachi: Ab chaatiye..Poora yaad aa jaayega..

Raunak ne meri saas ko peechhe se chaatna shuru kar diya, babuji aur Mayuri bhi choosaai chataai saath mein karne lage, chacha aur maa bhi babuji aur Mayuri ki tarah hi shuru ho gaye.

Hum sab taalaav pahunche, Pulkit aur Prem ka dubki lagaane ka mood thha.

Pulkit: Kya bolta hai Prem..Maare..

Prem: Nanga jaana padega, andar chaddi nahin hai..

Pulkit: Toh chal, main kaunsa kuch pehen ke aaya hoon..

Purab: Yahaan koi aayega toh nahin..

Prem: Nahin Purab bhaiyya..Koi nahin..Apni boundary ki deewaar ke andar hai..Chaliye aap bhi..

Purab: Neha, chal..

Neha: Priya..

Bhabhi: Haan chalti hoon, tu toh chal..

Main: Arre kya sharma sharma ke ek dusre ka moonh dekh rahe ho..Ho jaao nange aur koodo..

Ab sab ek ek karke apne kapde utaarne lage. Pulkit aur Prem ne ghaas mein kapde rakkhke chhalaang lagaayi, Purab ne Neha ka haath pakad ke use nanga paani mein mein utaara aur phir apna haath maasi ko diya.

Purab: Chaliye maasi..Pratima chal..

Pratima bhi dubki maar di, uske peechhe bhabhi utri, phir Apu aur Janak. Sushila aur main bhi utre, Prem aur Pulkit swim kar rahe thhe, dono acchhe thhe, Purab aur Apu bhi tairna jaante thhe, Neha, Pratima aur Janak bhi tairaak thhe, mujhe bhi aata thha par aisi mehnat ke mood mein nahin thhi, paani chhaati jitna gehra thha, zyaada nahin, par saaf thha. Sab paani ka maza le rahe thhe.

Pulkit: Ball laana chaahiye thha yaar Prem..

Prem ne maasi ki badi chuchiyaan unke peeche jaake apne haathon mein leke Pulkit bhaiyya ko bataaya.

Prem: Ball toh hai bhaiyya..Bas phenk nahin paaunga..

Sab hansne lage, maasi ne apna haath neeche aur peeche le gayi aur Prem ka lund pakda.

Maasi: Bat bhi hai Pulkit..Mere haath mein..

Purab mere bilkul paas thha, maine apna haath neeche le jaake use tatola, uska lund tana hua thha paani mein, main paani mein sarak ke use aage aa gayi aur peeche hui uske lund se satt ke, usne meri gaand ki daraar mein apna lund tika diya aur meri chuchiyaan pakad li, maine peeche dekha aur uske kaan ke kareeb gayi.

Main: Daal do Jiju..Paani mein maza aayega..

Unhonein mutthi mein bhara apne lund ko aur meri chut se sataaya aur dheere se andar ghusne lage, Prem ne maasi ko kass ke rakhha thha apne badan se, shaayad woh bhi maasi ke andar thha, Shekhar bhi Janak ke peechhe apni jagah sambhaal liya, Janak thoda aage jhuki aur Shekhar andar ghus gaya, paani ki hulchul se Beena bhabhi ko samajh mein aa gaya.

Beena: Yeh toh yahin shuru ho gaye..

Pulkit uske peechhe aaya.

Pulkit: Kya kar rahein hain bhabhi, main bhi toh dekhoon..

Aisa kehke Pulkit bhaiyya ne bhi chance maar liye, Beena bhi koi virodh nahin ki, Rohit ke aage Neha aa gayi.

Neha: Sab ki batting shuru ho gayi hai Rohit bhaiyya..

Rohit: Hum bhi khele..

Neha: Batting toh aapko karni hai..Utariye toh..

Apu Pratima ke kareeb aaya, Sushila bhi uske saath thhi. 

Apu: Paani ke baahar chalein Pratima..Sushila bhi hai..

Pratima: Chalo..

Teeno nikal ke baahar aaye. Seema aur bhabhi ek dusre ki baahon mein thhe, chaaron chuchiyaan judi hui thhi, dono ka ek ek haath ek dusre ki taangon ke beech thha. Purab mujhe peechhe se pele jaa raha thha, meri chuchiyaan paani chhal ka rahi thhi tezi se, Pulkit Beena bhabhi ka haal bura kar raha thha aur Prem Maasi ki badi gaand ke daraar se paar hoke uski chut ko maar raha thha, Shekhar Janak ko chod raha thha aur Rohit aur Neha paani ko utna hi uchhaal rahe thhe. Main ek baar jhadne ke kareeb thhi, main Purab ke haath pakad liye joh meri kamar ko kase thhe, maine peechhe dekha.

Main: Jiju..Zor se..Mera hone waala hai..Zor se..Huhnnnn…De do..Huhnnnnn…

Purab dhakke tezi se maarte gaya, main jhadti gayi, Maasi ka bhi kaam ho gaya thha, Pulkit aur Beena baahar nikal rahe thhe paani se ek dusre ki kamar mein haath rakkhke, Beena bhabhi ghaas mein let gayi Apu, Sushila aur Pratima ke paas aur Pulkit ne unki taangein phaila di, Beena bhabhi ne uska lund pakad ke apni chut pe bhida diya, Pulkit ne uski chut mein apni lambaai utaar di. Rohit aur Neha bhi maze le rahe thhe, Neha jhad rahi thhi, Rohit ne apna lund uski chut se nikaala, Neha Purab aur mujhe dekh rahi thhi, Purab apna lund nikaal chuka thha aur Bhabhi aur Seema ke paas jaa raha thha, woh Seema ke peechhe gaya, Prem Maasi ki chut se apna lund kheench liya.

Prem: neha..

Neha Prem ke paas aa gayi, Prem aur woh kiss karne lage.

Neha: Aage se lo Prem..Aise hi..

Prem ne uski ek taang apne haath mein le liya aur apni jaangh se baandh liya, neha ne uska lund apni chut se sata diya, Prem ne andar ghusna shuru kiya. 

Neha: Chod Prem..Tera pati teri patni ko chod raha hai..

Prem: Chodne de na didi..Main bhi toh tujhe le raha hoon..

Main paani se nikal ke Pulkit bhaiyya aur Beena ke paas aa gayi thhi, maine Bhaiyya ke gaand pe haath rakh di.

Main: Bhaiyya..Chit letke chodo na Beena bhabhi ko, main aapke moonh pe baitthti hoon..

Pulkit bhaiyya chit let gaye aur Beena bhabhi ko bittha diya apne lund pe, maine taangein phailaake uske honthon pe apni chut ke honth rakh di. Shekhar bhi paani se baahar aa gaya thha, Apu Pratima ki taangon ke beech letke use chod raha thha, Shekhar ne Sushila ko chit lita diya aur uspe chadh gaya. Sab ek baar jhadne ke baad phir paani mein gaye, badan bhigoya aur baahar aake ghaas pe baitthe rahe ek circle bana ke.

Pulkit: Bhook lagne lagi hai..Chalein kya waapas..

Apu: Chaltein hain bhaiyya..Andhera hone waala hai aur kuch strong peene ka dil kar raha hai..

Prem: Chalo..Kapde pehen lo..Nikaltein hain..

Hum sab ghar pahunche toh darwaaza bandh thha, jab maa ne khola, toh sab nange baitthke T.V dekh rahe thhe AC mein, haath mein apne apne drink liye huey, nazaara dekhne laayak thha, babuji aur Mami satt ke gaadi pe lete huey thhe, dono ke haath mein whisky ke glass thhe, papa aur chachi waise hi lete thhe Babuji aur mami ke bagal mein, taangein lambi kiye huey, chacha meri saas ke saath thhe, mama Mayuri bhabhi ke saath aur Raunak bhaiyya meri maa ke liye ruke huey thhe, hum sab unhein dekhte khade rahe, muskuraahatein thhi chaaron aur, humein pata lag gaya thha ke ek round in sab ne manaaya hai, aur in sab ko bhi pata lag chuka thha hamaare chehron se ke humne bhi kuch karke aaya hai.

Prem: Papa, khaana kab tak aayega..

Papa: Bhookh lagi hai toh abhi manga letein hain..Bas phone karna hai..

Pulkit: Pehle nahaake ek ek drink letein hain Prem..Khaana thodi der ke baad khaatein hain, kya khayaal hai..

Prem: Theek hai bhaiyya..Par agar aur kisiko bhookh lagi ho toh..

Baaki sab ne abhi mangaane se mana kar diya, hum sab Jodi Jodi bathroom chale gaye nahaane, ek ek joda baahar aata gaya aur iss baar kapde bathroom mein hi chhod diya sabne, pehle Purab, bhabhi aur Neha aaye hall mein, woh teeno saath mein nahaaye thhe, phir Pulkit aur Seema aaye, phir thhi meri baari, main nikli Maasi aur Pratima ke saath, Janak thhi Rohit ke saath aur Shekhar gaya Neha ke saath, Sushila ne jaldi nahaake bar set kiya sab ke liye. Thoda namkeen bhi platon mein sajaake hall mein aur dining table pe rakh diya thha. Hum sab ne drink banaaya aur sofon pe, gaadiyon pe bachi kuchi jagah pe baitth gaye, ek dusre ke badan lag rahe thhe ek dusre se. Tabhi Babuji ne warning di.

Sasur: Dekho bhaiyyon aur behno aur baaki rishtedaaron..Sholay lane waali hai do minute mein, kripaya karke sab shaant rahenge..Samjhe..

Shekhar: Papa..Yeh sauwwi baar hoga..Sab dialogue yaad honge aapko, koi aur film lagaaiyye na..

Sasur: Khabardaar joh kisine remote control ko haath lagaaya..Woh aaj mutth maarke soyega..

Sab ki hansi chhoot gayi, maine Prem ko ishaara kiya ke remote mujhe de de, Prem ne khamoshi se remote utthaake meri taraf kar diya, main ruki film shuru hone ke liye, Apu aur bhabhi sofe pe let gaye, Pulkit Neha ko leke ek single sofe pe chadh gaya, baaki hum sab neeche hi thhe, Sholay lag gayi, maine chalne diya, phir Sanjeev Kumar, Amitabh aur Dharmendra ke fight scene ke baad T.V. ki aawaaz bandh kar di.

MainSanjeev Kumar ke dialogue bolte huey): Tum dono ko Ramgarh chalna padega..

Prem: (Dharmendra ki aawaaz mein): Thakur saab, humne abhi tak iss gaon ki sabhi bhabhiyon ko choda nahin hai..Hum nahin aa sakte..

Sasur: Yaar Deepak, tere bacchhe film ka satyanaas kar rahein hain yaar..

Papa: Ek tera damaad hai aur dusri bahu..Tu bol na..

Sasur: Sab mile huey hain..

ShekharAmitabh ke dialogue bolte huey): Thakur saab..Bina sabko chode, hum kaise jaa saktein hain yahaan se..Kya moonh dikhaayenge kisiko..

Purab: (Sanjeev Kumar): Chalo toh sahi..Hamaara gaon kum nahin hai kisi cheez mein..Ek ladki hai joh bahut bakk bakk karti hai aur taanga chalaati hai..Uske moonh mein kuch daalna hoga..Aur dusri meri vidhwa bahu hai, joh kuch bolti nahin hai..Use chheekhne pe majboor karna hoga..Chod ke..

Bhabhi: Waah jiju..Kya banaaya hai dialogue..

Papa: Sholay aise bhi ban sakti hai kisne socha thha, Arun chidhne se acchha hai tub hi koi dialogue bol..Dekh ab Jai Veeru aapas mein baat kar rahein hai, bana de kuch..

Sasur: (Amitabh ke dialogue bolte huey): Veeru..Yeh Thakur ke gaon jaane se pehle, ek baat sach bol..Yeh Thakur mutthh kaise maarta hai..

Sab zor zor se hansne lage, Sholay ki haalat kharaab ho gayi thhi, maine aawaaz badha di, babuji ki favourite film thhi, unhein bhi enjoy karne ka haq thha, chhahe baaki ke chaubees log bore ho jaayein. Babuji film aur mami ki chuchiyon ka swaad le rahe thhe, Shekhar meri taraf dekh raha thha, maine ishaare mein use poochha ke kya baat hai, usne mujhe baahar aane ka ishaara kiya, main utthi aur hum dono baahar aaye, darwaaza bhedke, baahar baraamde ki aaraam kursi pe woh baittha aur mujhe apni god mein bitthha diya. 

Main: Kya baat hai, kyun baahar bulaaya..

Shekhar: Acchha, ab kya tumhaare saath baitthne ke liye mujhe safaai deni padegi..

Main: Arre mujhe laga koi serious baat hai..Romantic hona chaahte ho toh kyun mana karoongi..Waise bhi aajkal hote kahaan ho..

Shekhar ne kass ke mujhe apni baahon mein bittha rakkha thha, meri taangein uski jaanghon pe thhi.

Main: Bolo..

Shekhar: Kya..Bas baitthna thha tumhaare saath, akele, aur kya..Andar bore ho raha thha..

Main: Drink loge..

Shekhar: Abhi nahin..Baad mein..Tumhein lena hai..

Main: Nahi..Tumhaare saath loongi..Tumhein maza nahin aa raha hai kya yahaan..

Shekhar: Aisa kyun poochh rahi ho..Aa raha hai..

Main: Nahin tum kabhi group se alag nahin hote naa..Shaayad iss baar zyaada log ho gayein hain, isiliye..

Shekhar: Nahin baba, aisa kuch nahin hai..

Main: Tum naaraaz toh nahin ho na, ki maine yeh sab organize kiya..

Shekhar: Paagal ho kya..Main kuch aur soch raha hoon..

Main: Pata hai..Par bataate kyun nahin..

Shekhar: Veena..Tum mera ek kaam karogi..

Main: Bol ke toh dekho, sabka karti hoon aur apne pati ka nahin karoongi..

Shekhar: Kya tum papa ko baaton baaton mein poocch sakti ho ke woh mere se naaraaz toh nahin hain kyunki main Prem ke business mein judd ke unke business ko ignore kar raha hoon.. 

Main: Poocch sakti hoon..Par agar woh naaraaz hote toh kum se kum mujhe toh bataate..

Shekhar: Agar maine Prem ko mana kiya toh Prem naaraaz ho jaayega..Agar unka business nahin sambhaala toh woh akele padh jaayenge..

Main: Agar main babuji ka business sambhaaloon toh..

Shekhar: Tum sambhaalogi..

Main: Seekh toh sakti hoon naa..Thodi padhi likhi hoon..

Shekhar aur main dono muskuraaye iss baat pe.

Shekhar: Main sikha sakta hoon, par sambhaalna tumhein hi hoga..Kar logi..

Main: Babuji maanenge..

Shekhar: Isiliye keh raha hoon, pehle tum poocch ke toh dekho woh naaraaz hain ke nahin..baaki ka toh baad mein dekh lenge..

Main: Theek hai..Main kal hi baat nikaalti hoon akele mein unse..Par abhi toh apna mood theek kar lo..

Shekhar: I’m okay Veena..Main theek hoon..Really..

Main: Toh andar chalein..

Shekhar: Ek kiss ke baad..

Main muskuraake uske honthon ko choomne lagi, uske haath meri chuchiyon pe chalne lage, itne mein Janak aur Apu bhi baahar aa gaye.

Apu: Dekho inko..Akele akele hi shuru ho gaye..

Main aur Shekhar alag huey.

Shekhar: Arre Apu, Janak..Aao baittho..Hum andar hi aane waale thhe..

Janak: Veena..Thanks for everything..

Main: Kitni baar kahogi yaar..Main pakk jaaungi..Ab bas karo..Enjoy karo..

Shekhar: Haan yaar..Ab please tum dono uss baat ko bhool jaao..Pulkit bilkul normal hai na..Toh tum bhi ho jaao..Dil mein kuch mat rakkho..

Apu: Thanks Shekhar, aur uss raat restaurant mein joh hua uske liye sorry..

Shekhar: Drink lega..

Apu: Main leke aata hoon..Aap whisky peeyenge..

Main: Apu tum baittho, main leke aati hoon sabke liye..Sit..

Main jaake chaar whisky bana ke leke aayi, aur Shekhar ko uska glass dekhe uski god mein baitthh gayi, Apu ne Janak ko apni god mein bittha diya.

Shekhar: Ab bol..Kaam kaise chal raha hai..

Apu: Job hai..Acchha hi chal raha hai..

Janak: Tum dono bacchhe ka nahin soch rahe ho..

Main: Nahiiiiiinnn..Do saal baad..Itni jaldi kya hai Janak..Pehle business aur Shekhar set ho jaaye, babuji ka business sambhal jaaye, uske baad..Bahut kuch ho raha hai yaar life mein, bacchhe ke baare mein sochne ke liye..

Shekhar: Tum dono soch rahe ho kya..

Apu: Maybe next year..

Shekhar: Ek bade bhai ki haisiyat se ek salaah doon..

Apu: Boliye na bhaiyya..

Shekhar: Dekh tu ne joh club ki membership chhodi hai na, use phir se join kar le..Joh tu galat karne waala thha kuch din pehle, woh mat kar wahaan jaake, par tum dono club jaake fit toh reh sakte ho naa..Baaki fitness ke liye hum hain..

Apu aur Janak muskuraaye, mere pati ne itni gehri baad keh di thhi, waah, pyaar aaya us pe. Prem baahar aaya kapde pehne huey.

Prem: Didi..Gate tak jaa raha hoon, khaaya aa gaya hai..

Main: Pulkit bhaiyya ko saath le jaata..

Prem: Gaadi mein rakkh ke toh laana hai..Don’t worry..

Prem chala gaya, hum chaaron bhi andar aa gaye. Kuch der baad Prem aaya khaana leke, Sholay chal rahi thhi, Meri saas ne babuji ka khaana parosa kyunki woh Sholay ke saamne se hattne nahin waale thhe. Hum sab ne apna khaana liya aur khaane baitthe. Khaane ke baad paan aaya, kuch meetthha aaya, papa ne babuji ko T.V. ke saamne se utthha hi liye aur dono baraamde mein thehelne gaye, hum sab hall mein baitthe thhe par ab channel change ho gaya thha, roshni hall ki dheemi kar diye thhe, Shekhar ab bhabhi ke saath sofe pe baittha thha, kuch der baad papa aur Babuji andar aa gaye aur humein join kiya.

Sasur: Meri film hata hi diye na tum sab ne..

Seema: Papa..Public vote se hati hai aapki film..

Ab Shekhar aur bhabhi utthke peecche waale kamre mein jaane lage, bhabhi ne apni kamar mein Shekhar ka haath rakkha hua thha, aur apna haath uski kamar mein, papa aur babuji ek dusre ko dekhke muskuraaye, Purab aur maasi ki kissing sofe pe hi shuru ho gayi thhi, Purab unki chuchiyaan daba raha thha, Pratima neeche sofe pe baitthke uska lund choos rahi thhi, Pulkit apni jagah se utthke mami ke paas gaya aur use carpet pe se utthaaya, mami utthi aur Pulkit ke saath chal di, meri saas aur Apu saath baitthe huey thhe.

Apu: Chalein bua..

Maa: Chal..

Maa aur Apu bhi jaane lage, babuji Papa ki taraf dekhe.

Sasur: Deepak..Main toh phirse channel badal dunga, tu yahaan kya karega jaa..

Papa: Tu bhi chal..Main tujhe DVD gift karoonga iski..Roz dekhna..Chal utthh..

Papa aur babuji utthhe aur kamre mein nazar daudaayi, Papa Beena bhabhi ke paas gaye, Beena bhabhi utthi aur chali papa ke saath, chachi ne babuji ko ishaara kiya aur woh dono bhi chal diye, Raunak aur mami utthe, phir ek ek karke hum sab wahin chale gaye. 

Kamre mein aaye toh kaafi kaam shuru ho chuka thha, maa Apu ke moonh pe baitthi thhi, Apu ka lund Beena choos rahi thhi aadhi karwat pe, Beena ki chut mama chaat rahe thhe, mama ka lund Mayuri bhabhi choos rahi thhi, Mayuri bhabhi ko Pulkit chaat raha thha, Pulkit ko Sushila choos rahi thhi, hum sab darwaaze pe khade chakit reh gaye.

Main: Yahaan toh apni circle banaaye hai papa in sab ne..

Papa: Toh circle ko todo mat..Sab kadi ban jaao iski..

Purab: Main chaat ta hoon Sushila ko..

Purab Sushila ko aadhi karwat pe leke uski chikni chut chaatne laga, meri saas aage aayi.

Saas: Main Purab ka lund choosti hoon..Naya hai na..

Saas ne Purab ka lund haath mein liya aur apne honthon pe uska supaada ragadne lagi, aur aadhi karwat pe apni taangein khol di, Maasi aage aayi.

Maasi: Main Devisha didi ki chut chaatti hoon..

Sasur: Theek hai, meri teri chaatunga..Chal..Deepak teri saali ko main le raha hoon..

Papa: Par aakhir mein mujhe pata hai tu chodega kisko..

Main: Ghuma phiraake babuji maa ko hi chodenge..

Papa: Chodne de beta..Tu apne sasur ka choosegi..

Seema: Papa..Main papa ka lund choosoongi..

Chacha: Theek hai, toh main teri chaatta hoon..Chalega naa..

Seema: Kyun nahin chalega chachaji..Shauk se chaatiye..

Mami: Main Arjun ka choos loongi..

Teeno ne apni apni position le li circle mein.

Papa: Ab meri baari Deepesh ki patni ko chaatne ki..

Janak: Main babuji ko choosti hoon..Koi meri chut se judd jaaye..

Papa aur Janak bhi kadi se judd gaye.

Main: Main Janak ko chaatna chaahti hoon..

Pratima: Didi..Chaatna toh aapko bhi hai mujhe..

Main: Toh aaja, main Janak ko chaatti hoon, tu mujhe chaat..Aaja..

Main aur Pratima lag gaye kadi mein.

Raunak: Main Pratima ko chaat ta hoon..

Raunak ne Pratima ki chut mein apna moonh daal diya.

Neha: Main Raunak bhaiyya ko moonh mein leti hoon..

Rohit: Main neha ko chaat ta hoon..

Chachi: Main tera lund choosungi Rohit..lag jaa tu neha ki chut se..

Prem: Chachi ko main chaat leta hoon..

Bhabhi aur Shekhar hi bach gaye thhe, dono muskuraaye.

Shekhar: Apne devar ka tum moon mein lo bhabhi, tumhaari chut ko thandak main deta hoon..

Bhabhi: Peechhe se chaato Shekhar..

Shekhar jahaan leta, wahin maa Apu ke moonh pe baitthi thhi, maa jhuk ke Shekhar ka lund moonh mein le li, circle complete ho gayi thhi, aawaazein maze ki gunjne lagi thhi, Pacchhees nange badan ek dusre ke lund aur chut ko maze de rahe thhe, Apu ki zabaan maa ki gaand se leke chut mein ghus rahi thhi.

Maa: Aaaahhh Apu..Gaand mein ghusa..Aaaaaaahhhh..

Apu: Bua aaj mujhse hi chudwaana..Aisi chut ko chodke maza aayega..

Maa: Le le maza..Aaaaahhhhh..Ghusaaaaa..

Shekhar: Maa..Choos..Kass ke pakad mere lund ko..

Maa Shekhar ki gotiyaan chaatne lagi.

Beena: Aaaaahhh Deepesh bhaiyyaaaaa….Kya kar rahe ho..

Mama: Teri gaand mein ungli kar raha hoon..Do daaloon…

Beena: Do chut mein daalo..Gaand mein eeeeekkkkk Hiiiii daalo..

Mayuri: Deepesh bhaiyya ka hi dalwaale gaand mein..Aaaaaaaahhhhh Pulkit…Maa chod diya meri chut ki…

Pulkit: Bhabhi..Kahaan thhi tu itne din..

Sushila Pulkit ki gotiyaan daba daba ke uska lund choos rahi thhi, Purab ki gaand meri saas chaat rahi thhi, Purab paagal ho raha thha.

Maasi: Bhaiyyaaaaa..Mat…Kaattttiyeeee..

Sasur: Maza le kalpana…Aaj teri aur teri behen ki chut saath mein loonga..

Papa: Aa gaya na meri patni pe saale..

Seema zoron se babuji ka lund choos rahi thhi. Kaafi der aise hi choosai aur chataai chali, main Janak ki chut se utthi.

Main: Ab aap log sab aise hi jhadenge ya chut chudai bhi hogi..Yahaan jall rahi hai meri chut..

Saas: Jal toh meri bhi rahi hai..Ab koi jaldi se daal de toh thandak ho..

Sab utthke baitth gaye, lund tane huey thhe aur chutein geeli.

Sasur: Kalpana..Baitth jaa mere lund pe..Jaldi se..Phatt jaayega yeh..

Maasi: Haan bhaiyya aayi..Ghusa do aur pel do zor se..Mere upar aake chod do..

Sasur: Theek hai..Let jaldi taangein phailaake..

Pulkit: Janak..Yahaan aao..Mujhe tumhaari chut chaahiye..

Janak: Le lo.. Bhaiyya…

Mayuri bhabhi utthke chacha ke paas aayi.

Mayuri: Kahin se bhi le lijiye bhaiyya..Ab raha nahin jaata..

Chachi: Aa baitth jaa..Pehle chut de, phir gaand maarta hoon teri..

Mayuri bhabhi chacha ke lund pe baitth gayi.

Papa: Beena..Mujhse chudegi..

Beena: Kyun nahin bhaiyya..Jitna aap chaahein chodein..

Papa: Aaja..

Papa aur Beena lag gaye. Prem ne wahin Pratima ko ghodi bana diya aur peechhe se chodne laga, sab ne Jodi bana li, kise lund nahin mila toh baitth gaya kisike moonh pe, Rohit Beena ki chuchiyaan daba raha thha uske bagal mein lete, papa uski patni ko chod rahe thhe, Rohit ke lund pe bhabhi baitthi thhi, ucchhal kood chal raha thha, Sasur aur maasi bade mood mein thhe, sasur ne apna lund baahar kheencha maasi ki chut se aur palat ke apna lund uske moonh mein daal diya, aur use chaatne lage, sab jhadne ke kareeb thhe par sab maze lena chaahte thhe poora poora, itni choosai aur chataai ho gayi thhi ke sab ab manzil ke kareeb thhe, ek ek karke aawaazein badhti gayi aur thammti gayi, badan akad ke phir dheele padhte gaye, sab gaadiyon pe jaise thakke pade rahe, badan jaise resham jaise halka ho gaya ho. Kisi mein bhi kamre tak jaane ki himmat nahin thhi. Zyaada se zyaada isi kamre ke washroom tak jaate, usse zyaada nahin. Par jiske liye aaye thhe, woh kaam sahi ho rahe thhe. Family judd gayi thhi, rishhte pakke ho gaye thhe.

[Nasheeliaankhein]

UPDATE 108

Subah gyaarah baje sab jaag gaye thhe, naashta hua, koi baahar aangan mein baitthe baat kar raha thha toh koi upar chala gaya, aise karte karte saadhe baarah bajj gaye, main Sushila aur bhabhi ki madad rasoi mein kar rahi thhi, ghar mein khaana ban raha thha, maa ko dhoondhte hall mein aayi toh papa nange sofe pe lete huey thhe, mami unki ek baanh mein thhi apni taang unki jaangh pe chadhaaye, papa ka lund mami sehla rahi thhi aur woh tan chuke thhe, mami ka sar papa ke kandhe pe thha. Dono ki aankhein bandh thhi, maine disturb nahin kiya. Haan waise mama wahin hall mein baitthe paper padh rahe thhe.

Baraamde mein aayi toh Purab, Janak, Apu aur Neha, ghaas mein chataayi bicchaaye baitthe baatein kar rahe thhe, nange. Unse maaloom pada ke baaki sab upar hain, toh upar chali gayi first floor pe, pehle kamre mein Prem, meri saas aur Seema bistar pe baitthe kuch documents check kar rahe thhe business ke. 

Bagal ke room mein gayi toh chacha kisi pe chadhe huey thhe, neeche waali dikh rahi nahin thhi, zoron se dhakke maar rahe thhe aur aawaazein aa rahi thhi, maa ki aawaaz nahi thhi, phir bhi check ki nazdeek jaake, Beena bhabhi thhi, chacha ne mujhe dekha.

Chacha: Arre, Veena tu kyun kapde pehne ghoom rahi hai ghar mein..Apna hi rule todd rahi hai..

Main: Chacha rasoi mein kaam kar rahi thhi, rasoi mein koi gadbad allowed nahin hai..Maa ko dekha..

Chacha: Jab se naashta kiya hai hum dono yahaan bistar pe kusshti kar rahein hain, maanti hi nahin yeh..Dekha nahin bhabhi ko maine..

Main: Theek hai, lage rahiye..

Main bagal waale kamre mein chali gayi, wahaan Pulkit, Mayuri bhabhi, Raunak bhaiyya aur Chachi bistar pe taash khel rahe thhe, chachi Raunak ko sehla rahi thhi aur Pulkit ka lund Mayuri bhabhi baanye haath se masal rahi thhi, yahaan taash jaldi hi bandh hone waala thha, main andar gayi.

Main: Bhaiyya..Maa ko dekha..Kahin mil rahi nahin hai..

Pulkit: Chhat pe hai, tere sasur ke saath..

Main: Itni dhoop mein woh dono kya kar rahein hain..

Pulkit: Jaake dekh..Shaam ka intezaam kar rahein hain..

Main: Shaam ka intezaam matlab..

Pulkit: Jaa dekh naa..Samajh jaayegi..

Main: Ok..

Main chhat pe gayi, babuji, maa, Rohit, maasi aur Pratima chhat pe gaadiyaan saja rahe thhe, Babuji aur Rohit ek plastic baandh rahe thhe gaadiyon ke upar. Pratima aur Maasi table set kar rahe thhe.

Main: Yeh kya kar rahein hain babuji..

Sasur: Arre shaam ka intezaam..

Main: Bhaiyya ne bhi wahi kaha..Par hai kya yeh scene aur kyun..

Sasur: Arre shaam hone pe yahin sab baitthenge, sharaab peeyenge, gaane shaane honge aur kya..Neeche ke kamre ko aaj aaraam detein hain..

Main: Babuji garmi ka mausam hai, yahaan baitth nahin paayenge..

Sasur: Raat ko aayi hai kabhi chhat pe tu..Os girti hai, hawa chalti hai, woh bhi thandi..Aas paas pedh kitne hain..Kabhi aa toh maaloom padhe..Baarah baje ke baad thandi lagti hai yahaan..Aur tu kapde pehen ke kahaan jaa rahi hai..

Main: Kapde pehenna jaise paap ho gaya..Rasoi mein kaam kar rahi thhi isiliye pehne hain..Meri zaroorat hain yahaan..

Sasur: Arre nahin..Bahut hain..Rohit woh rassi phenk..Hum sambhaal lenge..

Main neeche aayi, rasoi mein gayi, bhabhi aur Sushila ka kaam ho gaya thha, khaana ban chuka thha.

Main: Dopahar aur raat ko chal jaayega na bhabhi..

Bhabhi: Aaraam se..Aaj ghar ka hi khaane do sab ko..Waise kar kya rahein hain sab..

Main: Jab main rasoi se gayi thhi toh papa aur mami sofe pe lete thhe, ab bhi waise hi hain..Upar chacha aur Beena bhabhi ka chal raha thha..Chhat pe raat ka intezaam ho raha hai..Baaki upar taash bhi chal raha thha, par zyaada der nahin chalega..Aapke pati aur Mayuri bhabhi shaayad bhidd bhi gaye honge..

BhabhI: Yaar in kapdon se nikalna hai..

Main: Nikalna toh mujhe bhi hai..Aur kuch karne ka mood hai..

Bhabhi: Free hai kya koi..

Main: Chacha ko chhodke sab free hain..

Bhabhi: Aati hoon..

Bhabhi nikal gayi, main bhi baahar aa gayi, sabse pehle neeche ke kamre mein jaake kapde utaare, baahar aayi toh hall mein papa aur mami ki aankh lag gayi thhi, mama bhi baitthe baitthe jhapki le rahe thhe, baahar aayi toh Purab, Janak, Apu aur Neha shaayad thehelne chale gaye thhe, upar gayi toh taash abhi bhi chal raha thha, chacha aur Beena bhabhi ka ho chuka thha, shaayad dono washroom mein thhe. Prem, Seema aur meri saas ne bistar clear kar diya thha, Seema dikh rahi nahi thhi par Prem meri saas ki taangon ke beech mein thha, main andar gayi.

Main: Seema thhi na yahaan, kahaan gaayab ho gayi..

Saas: Washroom gayi hai..Khaana ban gaya..

Main: Haan maa ban gaya..

Saas: Aa baitth..

Main: Nahin main upar jaa rahi hoon..Chhat pe, shaayad meri zaroorat padhe..

Main nikal gayi, main jaanti thhi woh busy thhi aur mere rukne pe zidd nahin karti, upar gaadiyaan lag chuki thhi, babuji aur Rohit ne acchhi plastic ki chhat baandhi thhi, bar ke liye table lag chuke thhe aur do bade pankhe hawa ke liye lag chuke thhe, ek cheez shaayad bhool gaye thhe.

Main: Babuji..Macchharon ka kya karenge..

Sasur: Tujhe kya lagta hai main bhool jaaunga..Woh dekh..

Babuji ne ishaara kiya, chhat ke ek kone pe net pada thha, bada sa. 

Sasur: Aur kuch..

Main: Nahin..Lagta hai aapne sab soch rakkha hai..Bhabhi upar nahin aayi..

Maa: Nahin..

Main: Theek hai..Main dekhti hoon..

Main neeche aayi, ek kamre mein maine dekha nahin thha, kholi toh dekhi andar Shekhar aur bhabhi thhe, bistar pe, bhabhi chit leti thhi aur Shekhar ne uski taangon ko utthaa rakhha thha, khud pet ke bal letke use chaat raha thha, main andar aayi bhabhi ke sirhaane ki taraf.

Main: Acchha..Toh iska mood thha..

Bhabhi: Maine poocchha thha na koi free hai ya nahin..Bas yahi mila..Tumhaara pati..

Main: Disturb hona chaahoge..

Bhabhi: Mujhe disturb kar, use nahin..Sahi jaa raha hai woh..

Main aur bhabhi ek dusre ko dekhke muskuraaye, main apne pet ke bal let bhabhi ke honthon se apne honth mila di, dono ne French kiss karna shuru kiya, maine uski ek nipple apni do ungli mein pakad li.

Bhabhi: Aaja mere upar..Chaatne de use dono ko..

Main bhabhi ke upar aa gayi, ab Shekhar ke moonh ke paas meri chut bhi thhi, usne dekhke aawaaz lagaayi.

Shekhar: Mehnat karaaoge dono..

Main: Pehle mehnat karo, phir phal khaayo..Lag jaao..

Shekhar lag gaya kaam pe, pehle bhabhi ko, phir moonh uncha karke mujhe chaatne laga, bhabhi aur mera badan chipak gaya thha ek dusre se, Shekhar ki zabaan dono ko maza de rahi thhi, bhabhi aur main kiss kar rahe thhe, Shekhar kuch der baad khada ho gaya bistar ke kinaare aur bhabhi ki chut pe apna lund sata diya.

Bhabhi: Aaj akele hi mehnat karne ka mood hai tumhaare pati ko..

Main: Shaam ko udhaar lauta denge..

Shekhar ne apna lund andar ghusaaya aur bistar ke kinaare khade rehke bhabhi ko chodne laga, uske dhakke aur bhabhi ke hilne ke wajah se main bhi hil rahi thhi, kuch der baad usne ab meri chut ka nishaana banaaya, ab mujhe ghodi hi rakkhke chodne laga, meri gaand kass ke pakad rakkha thha usne aur dhakke maare jaa raha thha.

Bhabhi: Aaj bahut mood mein hai ghoda..

Main: HUhnnnn haaaaannn bhabhiiii…Shekhar..Bhabhiiii…

Shekhar ne lund nikaal ke ab bhabhi ko pelna shuru kiya, bhabhi jhoolne lagi, kuch der baad mere andar aa gaya, main jhadne waali thhi, bhabhi bhi kareeb thhi, pehle mujhe khatam kiya, phir bhabhi ko, aur phir bistar pe aake chit let gaya. Maine use aascharya se dekha.

Main: Tumhaara hua..

Shekhar: Ab tum dono ki mehnat ki baari hai..Aa jaao..

Main samajh gayi ke Shekhar ab hamaare moonh mein jhadna chaahta hai, bhabhi sarak ke uski ek jaangh ke side chali gayi aur main dusri side, uska tana hua hi thha, pehle maine phir bhabhi ne use choosna shuru kiya, woh taangein phailaake leta raha aankhein bandh karke, hum dono nanad bhabhi lage rahe uske lund ke saath, dono ki mutthiyaan aur moonh lage pade thhe use jhadaane mein, aaj pata nahin itna samay kyun le raha thha, par humein maza aa raha thha, ghoda aisa ho toh sawaari mein maza aata hai, kuch second baad usne dum toda aur dhaar chhodi, bhabhi ne pehli dhaar ka peeya aur maine baaki ki bottle utaar di, thanda aur murjhaake Shekhar ne hum dono ke paseene mein lathpath badan apne kareeb ghaseeth liya aur apni dono baahon mein humein le liya, maine uska chehra dekha aur muskuraayi.

Main: Aaj kya ho gaya thha tumhein..

Shekhar: Tumhaare aane se maza dughna ho gaya..Main suna papa upar chhat pe shaam ki taiyyaari kar rahein hain..Kya plan hai unka..

Main: Bas jagah change kar rahein hain..Plan toh wahi hai jiske liye hum yahaan aayein hain..Dhuaandaar chudaai..

Bhabhi: Upar maza aayega Veena..Zyaada roshni nahin hogi..Baahar khule mein chudne ka maza hi alag hoga..

Shekhar: Aapse koi chhoot gaya hai kya bhabhi..

Bhabhi: Nahi..Lagta hai sab ne kiya hai…

Main: Sab aaraam kar rahein hain raat ki taiyyaari mein..

Bhabhi: Main bhi khaana khaake so jaaungi..Raat ko jaagna hai toh..

Hum teeno toh wahin so gaye. Utthe toh shaam ke chhe bajj rahe thhe, acchi paanch ghante ke neend ho gayi thhi, upar ki khidki se dekha toh sab neechhe ghaas pe chataaiyyaan bicchhaake baatein kar rahe thhe, itne saare nange badan dekh ke acchha lag raha thha, koi uncomfortable nahin thha kisi ke saath, koi awkward nahin feel kar raha thha, hansi mazaak chal rahi thhi, maa Apu ki bagal mein baitthke uska lund sehla rahi thhi, toh maasi Rohit ke supaade ke saath chhed chhaad kar rahi thhi, Janak aur Neha lawn mein ek ball ke saath khel rahe thhe, sab mard unki hilti chuchiyon ko dekh rahe thhe, Beena bhabhi aur Prem kiss kar rahe thhe aur Prem uskijhaaton bhari chut mein apni ungliyaan phira raha thha.

Prem: Bhabhi..Aapke jhaantein saaf karein..Andar jaake..

Beena: Chal..

Prem aur Beena utthe, main bathroom chali gayi jahaan bhabhi aur Shekhar naha rahe thhe. Papa ne Prem aur Beena ko utthte huey dekha.

Papa: Kahaan jaa rahe ho Prem..Beena..Joh karna hai yahaan karo..

Prem: Bhabhi aur main bathroom jaa rahein hain papa..Bhabhi ko chikni banaana hai..

Sasur: Uske jhaantein saaf karne jaa raha hai toh Kalpana ke bhi kar de..Jungle bana rakkha hai usne..

Mama: Ek kaam kar cream aur razor baraamde mein leke aa Prem..Baraamde mein sabko chikna kartein hain..

Maa: Tum sab bhi karo phir..Chhat pe sab chikne hi jaayenge..

Purab ne bhabhi ke kaan mein kaha.

Purab: Yeh toh aur exciting hote jaa raha hai..Shaving ki orgy..

Bhabhi: Yeh family mein kuch bhi ho sakta hai..Agar dimaag mein hai, toh honthon pe laao, ho jaayega..

Prem andar gaya aur shaving cream ki spray baahar laaya. Kaafi saare naye razor thhe ghar mein, poora packet uttha laaya.

Papa: Baraamde mein nahin Deepu..Yahaan lawn mein paani ka pipe hai, saaf karke yahin paani ka kaam ho jaayega..

Sasur: Ladies first karein..

Mayuri: Haan theek hai Bhaiyya..Phir hum aapki karenge..Lagaaiyye spray..

Sasur: Aa Mayuri teri main saaf karta hoon..

Papa: Prem pakda de sabko ek ek razor..

Purab: Aao priya..Main tumhaare baal nikaalta hoon..

Bhabhi: Meri taangein phaili hi hain..Shuru ho jaao..

Seema: Apu tum meri saaf karo..

Apu: Favour return karogi naa..

Seema: Tum toh kar ke aaye ho..

Janak: Yeh chikne hi rehtein hain hamesha..Main sasur ji se karwaati hoon..Papa..Yahaan..

Mama: Aaya bahu..Taangein phailaa..

Janak: Phaili hai papa..

Papa ne chacchi ki chut pe cream lagaayi, Pulkit ne Pratima aur chachi ka saath mein kaam kiya, sab mard ab shaving pe utar aaye thhe.

Sasur: Mayuri..Andhere tu kitni gulabi hai, yeh dikhta hi nahin thha..

Mayuri: Dekha kahaan hai barabar se bhaiyya..Sirf chaata hai..

Sasur: Maine chaata hoon teri..

Mayuri: Chaate bhi ho aur chode bhi ho bhaiyya..

Papa: Ise khud yaad nahin rahega isne kya kya kiya hai raat mein..

Sab maze le rahe thhe, auraton ka round ho gaya, mardon ki baari aayi, auratein lag gayi kaam pe, meri saas Raunak ko shave karte karte uska lund choos bhi rahi thhi.

Main: Maa..Abhi jhadenge bhaiyya toh raat mein maza nahin aayega..

Saas: Jhadaaungi nahin ise..Bas tana rahi hoon..

Maasi ne bhi choosna shuru kar diya thha Rohit ko, Rohit uski chuchi daba raha thha.

Papa: Arun..Yahin sab garam ho rahein hain yaar..Ek kaam kartein hain, upar chaltein hain, peete hain aur jise joh karna hai upar hi kare..Kya khayaal hai..

Sasur: Mayuri bhi garam ho gayi hai Deepak..Upar hi chaltein hain..

Kuch neeche ke bathroom mein nahaaye, kuch upar, sab fresh hoke ek ek karke aane lage, saadhe saath baj chuke thhe, ek hi light thhi upar, zyaada roshni nahin thhi, sab apna apna drink banaake gaadi pe aaye, Mayuri aur babuji drink ke sip lete lete ek dusre ke badan ke saath khel rahe thhe.

Mayuri: Ab ek baar utaar dijiye ise andar..

Sasur: Let jaa Mayuri..Mujhe bhi ek baar jhadna hi padega..

Mayuri bhabhi let gayi, babuji chadh gaye us pe, maasi aur Prem bhidd gaye thhe, maa aur Raunak kissing kar rahe thhe, bhabhi aur Purab bhi kiss karna shuru kar diye thhe, yahaan toh raat ka program shaam ko hi shuru ho gaya thha. Mama Neha ki phaili taangon mein haath ghusaake uski chut sehla rahe thhe aur Neha unka lund sehla rahi thhi, main papa ki god mein baitthi thhi, papa ka ek haath meri chuchi pe thha.

Papa: Sab shuru ho gaye..

Main: Hone do na papa..Maze lene do sabko..Yahi karne toh aayein hain..

Papa: Tujhe nahi chudna kisise..

Main: Aap hi chod dijiye agar mood hai toh..

Papa: Mood toh hai, par socha thha raat ko aaraam se lamba program chalega..

Main: Lamba hi chalega papa..Khaane ke liye break lenge, phir shuru ho jaayenge..Bhiddne do sabko sabke saath..Chudne do ek dusri ki patniyaan sab se..

Papa: Teri gaand utthha..

Maine gaand thodi si utthaayi, papa ne apna tana hua meri chut ke honthon pe rakkha.

Papa: Baitth jaa..Le le mera hi lund..

Main: Aapki girlfriend wahaan Chacha ka choos rahi hai..

Papa: Kaun teri saas..

Main: Toh aur kaun hai aapki girlfriend..

Papa hanse.

Papa: Sab ko sabka chakhne de Veena..Teri maa bhi toh Raunak ka choos rahi hai..

Main: Aapko dikh kaise raha hai itne andhere mein..Mujhe toh bas badan nazar aa rahein hain..

Papa: Deepesh aur Neha hai wahaan..Shaayad Neha ko chaat raha hai woh..Teri bhabhi apne jija ke saath hai..Tera pati kahaan hain..

Main: Woh Beena bhabhi ke saath hai..Lagta hai sab ab jhad hi jaayenge..

Papa: Main let ta hoon Veena..Woh dekh Pratima ko bula le..Moonh pe bittha de mere use..

Main: Do do..

Pratima ko maine ishaara kiya, woh aayi aur papa shuru ho gaye hum dono ke saath, Seema bhi judd gayi mama aur Neha ke saath, babuji ne Mayuri bhabhi ko palta diya aur peechhe se use chodne lage, gaadi pe sab itne nazdeek the kea b badan ek dusre se juddne lage, andhere mein kiski chut kaun chaat raha thha aur kiske moonh mein kiska lund thha dikhaayi nahin de raha thha, maine jhukke papa ke moonh ke kareeb aayi.

Main: Papa..Saraktein hai sab ke kareeb..Asli maza beechmein hai..

Main utthi aur papa ka lund nikal gaya, Pratima bhi khadi ho gayi, bulb fuse ho gaya, andhera ho gaya, do bade pankhon ki aawaaz mein choosaai, chataai aur chudaai ki aawaazein gunj rahi thii, main jaise hi beech mein gayi, toh ek haath ne mujhe kheench liya gaadi pe, ek lund mere honthon pe ragad khaane laga, kisi ka moonh meri taangon ke beech chipak gaya, maine lund ke maalik ko dekha toh Rohit thha, aur apni chut ki taraf dekha toh chacha thhe, main do badan se chipki hui thhi, daanye dekha toh bhabhi leti thhi, uske moonh mein papa ka lund thha.

Main: Chaat kaun raha hai aapko..

Bhabhi: Purab thha..Ab pata nahin kaun hai..

Mama: Main hoon Priya..

Maine baanye dekha toh Janak thhi aur uske moonh mein Pulkit ka lund thha, uski chut mein Prem thha, Shekhar bhi kareeb hi thha, uske saath Sushila aur Meri saas thhi. Ab meri chut mein ek lund ghusa, mujhe laga mama ghus gaye, jab chehra dekha toh Prem thha.

Main: Tu kahaan se aaya..Mama thhe neeche..

Prem: Mama apni bahu ko chaat rahein hain..Main tere paas aa gaya..

Main: Bhabhi..Aankhein bandh kar letein hain, jaanke kya faayda kaun chadh raha hai aur kaun utar raha hai..

Bhabhi: tere moonh mein kiska hai..

Main: Rohit hai..

Bhabhi: Uska idhar de de..Tere papa kahin aur chale gaye..Tum bhai behen maze lo..

Maine Rohit ka lund bhabhi ke haath mein diya, Prem mere honthon ke paas aaya.

Prem: Bahut din huey didi..

Main: Hmmmm..Pel..Zor se..

Maine aankhein bandh kar li. Ab bas aawaazein aane lagi.

Mayuri: Bhaiiyaaaaa..Zor se..Aaaaaahhhhh..

Neha: Huhnnnnn..Chaatooooo..

Janak: Papaaaaa…

Mama: Janak palat jaa..Teri peechhe se chaata hoon meri pyari bahu..Gaand chakha de..

Janak: Le lo papa..Ghusa do zabaan aur lund dono..

Aisi kayi saari aawaazein aati rahi, nau baje tak sab jhad chuke thhe, drinks banaaye gaye, khaana khaane sab neeche chale gaye, ab raat baaki thhi.

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