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UPDATE 81 (MEGA UPDATE)

Shaadi ka din aa gaya, auratein sajj dhajj ke hall mein pahunchi, mera maayka aur sasural poore jalwe mein thha. Kaafi mehmaan thhe, aur iss beech main dekh rahi thhi ke papa aur babuji ka kuch chal raha thha, dono saath kuch plan kar rahe thhe. Deepesh mama aur mami bhi maa aur papa ke saath ghul rahe thhe zyaada. Pata nahin kya chal raha thha. Janak aur Apu se main mili, dono bahut jacchh rahe thhe.

Apu: Kya program hai Veena..

Main: Program Apu..Matlab..

Janak: Reception ke baad..Unka matlab hai..

Main: Nahi samjhi main..

Apu: Arre..Prem aur Seema toh suhaag raat manaayenge, hum sab toh free hain naa..Kuch plan nahin banaaya..

Main: Nahi..Sab thakk joh gayein hain..Baad mein dekhenge aane waale weekend pe..

Janak: Ok..Humein bhoolna mat..

Main un dono ko chhodke Pulkit ke paas chali gayi, usine mujhe bulaaya thha nazron se..

Pulkit: Kya poocchh rahe thhe woh dono..

Main: Yahi ke aaj raat ki koi setting hai kya..

Pulkit: Aur..Tu ne kya kaha..

Main: Arre..Jab hai hi nahin koi setting toh kya kehna..Aur hoti bhi toh unhein thodi na saath lete..

Pulkit muskuraaya..

Pulkit: Sahi kiya..

Main: Kyun koi setting hai kya..

Pulkit: Pata chalega..Papa aur tumhaare sasur kuch planning mein lage hain..

Main: Aur mujhe nahin bataaya..

Pulkit: Chhod na..Karne de unko setting..Sahi hi karenge..

Maine socha papa se hi poocchh loon, phir babuji ko free paake unhi ke paas chali gayi bheed mein se guzarte huey.

Main: Babuji..Aapke aur papa ke beech kya chal raha hai..Koi plan hai kya reception ke baad..

Sasur ne mera haath pakadke mujhe ek kone mein le gaye.

Sasur: Aaj bada plan hai..

Main: Matlab..

Sasur: Tere papa aur maine baitthke list banaayi aur plan kiya..Ke reception ke baad kaun aur kya kiya jaaye..

Main: Babuji, seedha seedha boliye naa..

Sasur: Dekh seddha seedha yeh hai ke bahut din huey farmhouse jaake..Toh aaj reception ke baad hum sab..Matlab jiske naam list mein hain, woh sab jaayenge farmhouse pe..

Main: Apu aur Janak bhi hain kya list mein..

Sasur: Nahin Shekhar ne mana kar diya..

Main: Shekhar ko pata thha..

Sasur: Haan..Par plan bante bante bana, isiliye tujhe bataane ka mauka nahin mila..

Main: Toh Deepesh mama aur mami ko bura nahin lagega ke hum Apu aur Janak ko nahin bula rahein hain..

Sasur: Woh teri saas ne handle kar liya hai...Kisi ko bura nahin lagega..

Main: Par abhi toh bata do list mein kaun kaun hai, nahin toh kuch nikal gaya moonh se toh kisi ke saamne..

Sasur: Dekh apni dono family hain, tere Arjun chacha aur chachi hai, maasi aur unki beti hai..Bas..

Main: Agar hum sab farmhouse jaayenge, toh Puneet aur Komal kahaan rukenge aaj raat..

Sasur: Apu aur Janak ko bhida diya teri saas ne Puneet aur Komal se..Dekhtein hain agar Apu aur Janak unka kuch kar paatein hain ya nahin..Par apne ko kya..

Main: Aap aur papa bhi kamaal ho..Iss baar mujhe hi pata nahin chala..

Sasur: Tujhe kya, Pulkit aur teri bhabhi, Prem aur Seema, kisi ko nahin pata hai..

Main: Aur aapki nazar kis pe hai aaj babuji..

Sasur: Teri maasi pe..

Main: Acchha..Toh isiliye itni sab planning chal rahi hai..

Sasur: Aisa kuch nahin hai beta…Enjoy karenge sab saath saath..Saari family..Bas..Aur kuch nahin..

Maine muskuraaya aur mehmaano se milne lagi, yeh sochte huey ke aaj phir raat ko maza aayega, aaj mera peene ka bhi mood thha aur sex ka bhi full mood thha, total sattraah nange jism ek kamre mein chudai karne waale thhe, aur yeh sab soch ke geeli bhi ho rahi thhi. Khaana hua, log jaane lage, bach gaye kuch dost, saadhe nau baj rahe thhe, papa ne ab hall se nikalne ki taiyaari shuru ki. 

Bidaai toh formality thhi aur uske baare mein sochke hansi bhi aa rahi thhi. Hamaari families itni judi hui thhi ke bidaai ki rasam ki zaroorat hi nahin thhi. Shekhar, main, babuji aur meri saas ek gaadi mein apne ghar aaye, papa ne do badi gaadiyon mein mere maayke waalon ko ghar tak pahunchaaya aur Deepesh mama aur mami unke saath hi chale gaye. Hum chaaron kapde change karke, fresh hoke, zewar ghar pe utaarke nikal gaye farmhouse ke liye. 

Shekhar ne raaste mein ruk ke sharaab utthaayi, babuji peeche mere saath baitthe thhe aur meri saas aage Shekhar ke saath. Main shorts mein thhi aur sleeveless t-shirt mein, andar bra aur chaddi bhi nahin thhi, city se jaise baahar nikle babuji ne mere kandhe pe apna haath rakh diya, maine bhi apna baanya haath unki shorts mein daal diya aur unka lund sehlaane lagi, unhonein meri chuchi dabaana shuru kar diya.

Sasur: Choos de thoda bahu..

Main jhukke unke lund ko choosne lagi, unhonein meri chuchi t-shirt se nikaal li.

Sasur: Shekhar..Beer liya hai kya..

Shekhar: Liya hoon papa..Yahaan aage hi hai..Chaahiye aapko..

Sasur: Ek de de..Tu legi bahu..

Main: Ise le rahi hoon..Aap peejiye..

Saas: Aap sab gaadi mein hi karenge toh wahaan farmhouse pe kya karenge..

Sasur: Humein kaunsa gold medal jeetna hai meri jaan..Jab tak khada raha, karenge..Nahin toh so jaayenge..

Sab hans diye. Wahaan Deepesh mama aur mami hamaare ghar mein hi change kar liye, papa ne sharaab extra uthaayi thhi. Ab raha gaadiyon mein baitthna, dulha dulhan bhi shorts mein hi utar gaye thhe, Deepesh mama toh Seema ki gori jaanghein dekhke dang reh gaye thhe, chachi bhi track pant mein thhi aur bhabhi ka sleeveless pehen li thhi, mama ki samajh mein nahin aa raha thha ke woh bhabhi ko dekhein, Seema ko ya maasi aur Pratima ko, chacha bhi Pratima ko dekhke pareshaan thhe, bhabhi ko shorts mein dekhke aur pareshaan ho gaye aur apni patni ko dekhke toh hairaan hi ho gaye. 

Deepesh mama ki innova aur hamaari innova mein ab sab ko adjust karna thha. Pulkit driver ban gaya aur papa uske bagal mein baitth gaye apna beer ka can kholke, beech ki seat pe dulha dulhan aur maa thhi, peechhe ki seat pe bhabhi aur chacha, bechaare Arjun chacha pyjama kurte ke aage soch hi nahin paate thhe. Bhabhi ne zabardasti unhe ek beer ka can thama diya thha. Deepesh mama ki gaadi mein Gayatri mami, maasi, Pratima Sushila aur chachi baitthe thhe. Main aur mera sasural alag se apni gaadi mein aa raha thha. 

Bhabhi aur chacha apni apni khidki pakad ke baitthe thhe, city se gaadi jaise hi baahar nikli, Chacha ne Prem aur Seema ko kiss karte dekha, Pulkit sheeshe se dekh raha thha.

Pulkit: Maa..Tera beta toh yahin shuru ho jaayega..

Maa: Ho jaane de..Ab doori kis baat ki..

Bhabhi unhe dekhke chacha ko dekhne lagi aur unke kareeb aayi.

Bhabhi: Sirf beer peeyenge chachaji..

Pulkit: Chacha..Priya pareshaan toh nahin kar rahi hai na aapko..

Chacha: Arre Pulkit..

Bhabhi: Karoon pareshaan..Chachaji..

Chacha bhabhi ka chehra dekh ke muskuraaye, Prem ke haath ab Seema ki chuchiyaan tatol rahe thhe, Maa ne Seema ki ek jaangh apne pair pe rakh di.

Maa: Aaraam se baitth..

Maa ka haath Seema ki jaanghon pe reng raha thha aur uski shorts ke andar tak jaa raha thha, Prem ka lund ab Seema ki mutthi mein thha. Papa peechhe dekh ke muskuraaye.

Papa: Devika..Yeh pehli suhaag raat hogi joh gaadi mein manaayi jaayegi..

Maa: Shaayad woh bhi dulhe ki maa ke saath..

Bhabhi ab chacha se satt chuki thhi, aur ek haath chacha ki jaangh pe thha, chacha ka tana hua saaf pyjame se baahar aane ki aawaaz laga raha thha. Bhabhi ne maadak andaaz mein chacha ka chehra dekha.

Bhabhi: Chachaji..Aap bahut sharmaate hain..Yeh tan chukka hai aur aapka haath mere se door hai..Kya sochta hoga yeh..Iska toh khayaal kijiye..

Maa peechhe palti bhabhi ko sun ke.

Maa: Arjun..Itna sharmaayega toh farmhouse pe kya karega..Teri patni pe saare chadhenge..Tu bhi zara kamar kass le..Khada hai toh de de Priya ke haath mein..

BhabhiChhedte huey): Maa jab tak chacha nahin denge, main loongi nahin..Kabhi bura maan gaye toh..

Papa: Kyun khandaan ka naam kharaab kar raha hai Arjun..Pyjama utaar aur de de bahu ke haath mein..Bas gaadi mein jhadna nahin..

Chacha ne ab pyjame mein haath daalke apna tana hua lund baahar nikaala, bhabhi dekhke muskuraayi.

Bhabhi: Maa chachaji ne baahar nikaal hi diya..

Seema peechhe palat ke hans di.

Maa: Sharmila hai Arjun..Farmhouse pe jab nazaara dekhega toh theek ho jaayega..

Bhabhi: Main yahin theek kar dungi maa..Farmhouse pea lag Arjun chacha utrenge..

Pulkit: Chacha, bas gaadi sambhaal ke..

Bhabhi ne ab chacha ka kadak lund mutthi mein bandh kar liya aur chacha ka haath apne gale mein baandh liya, chacha ke supaade ke saath khelne lagi. Papa peechhe dekh rahe thhe Seema aur Prem ko aur beer Chadha rahe thhe.

Papa: Prem ek ghanta aur jaayega na..

Pulkit: Aaraam se Papa..

Papa ne phone lagaaya.

Papa: Deepesh, hum gaadi rok rahein hain, tu bhi zara peechhe laga de..Main teri gaadi mein aata hoon..

Pulkit: Papa mood ban gaya kya..

Papa: Peechhe dekh..Dono seat pe kaam ho raha hai..Main beer lagaate baittha hoon aur saari auratein Deepesh ki gaadi mein hain..Ghanta bhar au raise baittha raha toh ya toh neend aa jaayegi, ya toh mutth maarna padega..

Sab hans diye, Pulkit bhaiyya gaadi rok diye aur papa utar ke peechhe ki gaadi mein chale gaye, wahaan se chachi utar ke Pulkit ki gaadi mein aa gayi. Papa beech waali seat pe Maasi aur Sushila ke saath baitth gaye. Aage mama aur mami thhe, aur aakhri seat pe Pratima. Woh apne phone mein lagi hui thhi. Papa ne Sushila ko beech mein se utthaake side pe kar diya aur khud maasi aur uske beech baitth gaye. 

Maasi: Acchha hua jiju yahaan aa gaye..Bada bore ho raha thha..

Papa ne maasi ke gale mein apni ek baanh baandh di, Sushila ne apni position unke lund ke paas le li aur shorts ke baahar nikaal diya aur mutthiyaane lagi, papa maasi ki chuchiyaan dabaane lage.

Papa: Pratima..tujhe toh bore nahin ho raha hai naa..

Pratima: Nahi mausa ji..

Papa: Ho raha hai toh gaadi badal saktein hain, woh gaadi mein sab shuru ho gayein hain..

Pratima: Toh unhein abhi disturb kyun karna, farmhouse pe dekh lenge..Aap lage rahiye..Main theek hoon..

Prem ne ab Seema ko apni god mein bittha liya thha, uske dono pair Prem ki kamar ke daanye baanye thhe aur ghutne mode huey thhe, shorts ke side se prem ka lund uski chut mein ghus gaya thha aur Seema ki chuchi uske t-shirt se baahar aa gayi thhi Prem ke moonh pe, Seema uchhalne lagi thhi aur Chacha ko Seema ki uchhalti chuchiyon ka nazaara mil raha thha. 

Bhabhi ne neeche jhuk kea b chacha ka lund moonh mein le liya thha, chacha ki himmat bhi badh chuki thhi aur unka haath bhabhi ki chuchi t-shirt ke baahar se hi dabaaye jaa raha thha. Gaadi ke kaale sheeshe andar ka kaam chhupa rahe thhe. Maa ab beer peete huey chacha aur bhabhi ko dekh rahi thhi, chacha bhi maa ko dekh rahe thhe. Chachi bhi mudd ke Prem aur Seema ko, aur ek hadd tak chacha aur bhabhi ko dekh rahi thhi. Pulkit ne use dekh muskuraaya.

Pulkit: Yakeen nahin ho raha hai na chachi ke peechhe Arjun chacha baitthein huey hain..

Chachi: Nahin hota re Pulkit..Par acchha lag raha hai ke yeh hamaare saath hain..

Pulkit: Meri patni ka badla toh lunga chachi..

Chachi: Tu kya lega, main khud dungi re tujhe..Apni bur phailaake..

Pulkit: Aur kis kis ko legi chachi..

Chachi: Joh lena chaahega..tere ghar mein aane ke baad samajh mein aa gaya hai ke joh karna hai khul ke karo..

Pulkit: Ab dus hi minute reh gayein hain chachi..Kapde utaarna shuru kar de..

Pulkit ki gaadi pehle pahunchi farmhouse, Pulkit ne gate khola aur gaadi andar li, aur roka, usne Deepesh mama ko andar jaane ka ishaara kiya, aur phone lagaaya Shekhar ko.

Pulkit: Kahaan hai bhai..

Shekhar: Dus minute..Usse zyaada nahin..

Pulkit: Theek hai, gate bandh karta hoon, tu khol lena, kutte aatein hain yaar andar..

Shekhar: Haan bhai aur bandh bhi kar dunga..Tension mat le, bas baar set kar dena..Gala sookh raha hai..

Pulkit ki gaadi bhi pahunch gayi thhi, Prem jhada nahin thha, par Seema ek baar jhadd chuki thhi, bhabhi ne bhi apna haath aur moonh rok diya thha, aage Arjun chacha ke lund ke dusre kaam bhi thhe. Deepesh mama ki gaadi se sab utar chuke thhe, papa ne bangle ka darwaaza khola, Arjun chacha ne bangle ko dekha.

Chacha: Bhaiyya, jab picchli baar dekha thha toh itna chamak raha nahin thha, lagta hai Prem ki shaadi ke liye chamka diya..

Papa: Chamkaana hi pada..Ab yahaan aana joh badh gaya hai..Dekh rekh toh karni padegi naa..Chal andar dikhaata hoon..

Sab andar chale gaye, Pratima toh andar se dekhke hi paagal ho gayi aur papa ki baahon mein aa gayi.

Pratima: Mausaaji..This is too good..Kya banaaya hai aapne..

Papa ka haath uski peeth se uski chuchi tak gaya aur tight t-shirt ke upar se uski nipple ko tatolne laga.

Papa: Acchha laga tujhe..

Pratima: Bahut acchha hai mausaaji..

Papa ne uski nipple ko do ungli mein daba diya, Pratima ab bhi ghar ko hi dekh rahi thhi aur papa ki harkaton ka khulke saath de rahi thhi. Pulkit aur bhabhi bathroom chale gaye thhe, Pulkit mootna shuru kiya aur Bhabhi nangi hoke shower ke neeche chali gayi. Pulkit mootke uske paas gaya aur use apni baahon mein jakad liya.

Pulkit: Mootna nahin hai kya..

Bhabhi: Moot liya yahin..

Pulkit: Aur..Chacha kaise lage..

Bhabhi: Mast..Unse toh koi problem nahin hai naa..

Pulkit: Naa..Unse koi problem nahin..Seedhe hain woh..

Bhabhi: Bahut seedhe hain Pulkit..Unka dil toh kiya hoga meri chut pe haath phiraane ka, par haath nahin lagaaya..

Pulkit: Aaj maza aayega unhe..

Bhabhi: Maze ke liye toh aayein hain..

Hamaari gaadi bhi pahunch gayi, papa aur maa hamaare liye baahar aa gaye thhe maasi ke saath. Babuji aur papa gale mile aur maa aur meri saas ek dusre ke gale mile.

Papa: Aao double samdhi jee..

Babuji hans diye aur haan mein sar hila ke aur ek baar unke gale lage, main toh sab ko milke seedha bathroom mein chali gayi, wahaan Pulkit aur bhabhi apne nange badan sookha rahe thhe, mujhe zor se lagi thhi, maine shorts utaar phenki aur mootna shuru kiya, khade khade.

Pulkit: Itni zor se..

Main: Haalat kharaab kar di thhi peechhe babuji ne..Beer bhi pila rahe thhe aur daba bhi rahe thhe..Gaadi mein hi nikal jaati..

Bhabhi: chal..Jaldi aa baahar..Ek drink lagaate hain..Baad mein peene nahin milega..

Main: Aap jaao bhabhi, main shower ke neeche do minute reh ke aati hoon..Badan chip chipa hua hai..

Bhabhi: Sirf badan ke kuch aur bhi..

Main: Arre woh toh hamesha hi chip chipi rehti hai..

Bhabhi aur Pulkit nange hi baahar chale gaye, main shower ke neeche khadi ho gayi, ek dum se chacha andar aa ke mootne lage, phir mujhe shower curtain ke peechhe notice kiya, main curtain hataake nangi khadi rahi unke saamne aur woh moot te rahe.

Chacha: Sorry..Veena..Woh control ke baahar ho gaya thha..

Main: Chacha..Ab yahaan aa gaye ho toh sorry bolna chhodo..Yahaan sab chalta hai..Moot ke yahaan aa jaao..Bhatiji ka badan acchha nahin laga kya..

Chacha ne haan mein sar hila diya, ab bhi sharam kum nahin hui thhi, meri zaroorat thhi. Main hi shower se hatt ke unke paas aayi aur unka lund apne haath mein le liya. Unka mootna ho gaya thha, maine jhatak diya aur unka pyjama utaarne lagi, phir kurta utaara, aur unhein nanga karke unke saamne khadi rahi unka lund pakad ke.

Main: Chacha..Kaisi lagi main..Boliye naa..

Chacha ka haath ab bhi utth raha nahin thha, par mere haath mein unka lund utth chukka thha.

Chacha: Veen..Vee..Veena..Main..

Main: Chacha..Hum baahar jaayenge naa, toh sab nange honge, Radhika chachi pe toh koi na koi chadh chuka hoga..Ab toh khulke maze lijiye..Maine suna aap maalish acchha kartein hain..Meri maalish karenge aap..

Chacha: Karunga Veena..

Main: Isse bhi karenge naa..

Chacha: Karunga Veena..

Main: Aur meri saas ka bhi..

Chacha ki aankhein bandh ho chuki thhi, meri mutthi ne unka lund kass liya thha, kuch second baad maine unhe chhod diya.

Main: Baahar chalein..

Chacha ne haan mein sar hila diya. Woh ab bhi nange baahar aane se katra rahe thhe, maine unka lund pakad ke unke baahar ki taraf laaya, baahar ka nazaara fifty fifty thha. Papa aur babuji toh besharam thhe, dining table ke paas nange khade hoke drink bana rahe thhe aur meri saas aur maa bhi nange hi thhe, aur apna drink woh dono khud hi bana rahe thhe, Arjun chacha chaar nangon ko dining table ke paas dekhke hairaan hog aye, meri saas palti aur ek dum normal se Arjun chacha ka badan dekha.

Saas: Chhote samdhi jee..Aap kya lenge..

Sasur: Tujhe nanga dekhke woh tujhe hi le lega..

Saas: Toh le le..Main kaun sa mana karungi use..Deepak ka toh leti hi hoon, unke bhai ka kyun nahin loongi..

Maine saas sasur ki baatein sun ke Arjun chacha ki taraf dekha aur unke kaan ke paas gayi.

Main: Agar sharmaaoge, toh maza nahin aayega..Meri saas kaise khulke baat karti hai..haath lagaao use..Sab yahaan ek hi cheez ke liye aayein hain..Lund aur chut ka milan karne..Enjoy karo..

Main chacha ka saath chhod ke Deepesh mama ke paas gayi, woh bhi nange thhe, aur maasi se baat kar rahe thhe, Shekhar aur Pratima nahin nazar aa rahe thhe. Maasi ab bhi shorts mein baitthi thhi aur sirf t-shirt utar chukka thha.

Main: Mamaji, maasi saamne hai aur aap dono baat kar rahein hain..Chaddi toh utaariye inki..

Mama: Arre utaarenge, jaldi kya hai..Baat toh kar lein..

Main: Acchha, inki nipples dekho..Lagta hai yeh baat karne baitthi hai yahaan..

Maasi: Arre tu jaa yahaan se..Khaa ma khaa bhaiyya ko embarrass kar rahi hai..

Mama utthke maasi ke bagal mein aaye aur unki peeth pe haath pher diya.

Mama: Waise Kalpana, yeh sahi keh rahi hai, baat toh kar raha hoon tumse, par nazar aur dimaag tumhaari chuchiyon aur chut pe hai..

Maasi: Bas khush Veena..Laga diya kaam pe bhaiyya ko..

Main muskuraayi. Maasi utth khadi hui aur chaddi utaarne lagi, mama unki gaand pe haath pherne lage. Papa aur babuji maa aur meri saas samet bhi hall mein aa gaye.

Papa: Arre koi roshni dheemi karo tab peene aur chodne ka maza aayega..Kyun Devisha..

Saas: Sahi kaha bhaiyya..Photo thodi na nikaal na hai..

Babuji: Teri saali toh bhid gayi Devisha ke bhai se..

Papa: Acchha hai..Sambandh gehre ho rahein hain..

Pulkit, Shekhar, bhabhi aur Pratima neeche utre nange aur dining table pe aaye. Main unke paas gayi.

Main: Arre tum teeno kahaan thhe..

Pulkit: Main toh shower aur change karne gaya thha, Pratima bhi shaayad wahi karne bagal waale kamre mein thhi..Shekhar aur Priya toh raaste mein mile..

Shekhar: Prem aur Seema ke saath baitthe thhe hum, unke kamre mein..Aa rahein hain woh dono bhi..

Hum sab drink banaane lage, sofon pe papa aur unke bagal mein satt ke meri saas thhi, babuji maa se satt ke baitthe thhe aur maa babuji ki jaangh pe haath phira rahi thhi, mama aur maasi bhi ek dusre se chipak ke baitthe, haathon se kaam chala rahe thhe. Chachi aur Sushila bhi gaayab thhe. Papa ne meri saas ki peeth ko sehlaaya.

Papa: Devisha, zara Arjun ke paas baitth..Uski sharam jaa hi nahi rahi hai..

Meri saas muskuraake Arjun chacha ke bagal mein baitth gayi aur chacha ke jaangh ko sehlaane lagi.

Saas: Arjun jee..Zara aaraam se baitthiye..Teka leke..

Arjun chacha peechhe hoke baitth gaye. Main chacha ke paas gayi.

Main: Chacha..Aaj laga lo aap..Tagdi waali whisky..

Chacha: Nahi yaar Veena..Peena toh hai hi nahin..

Chacha ne jaise mujhe kuch bataane ke liye, meri saas ki chuchi kass ke pakad li daanye haath se aur uski peeth sehlaane lage baanye haath se, babuji bhi dekhke muskuraaye.

Sasur: Yeh hui na baat Arjun..Daba zor se..Aur chod bhi meri patni ko..Main bhi Radhika ko loonga..Family mein hai sab yaar..Hum sab ek hi hain..Na kapdon ki zaroorat hai na sharam ki..Maze se chod Devisha ko..

Chacha ne unki baat suni aur meri saas ko apne badan se aur sata diya.

Saas: Aap ko sharam nahin aati paraaye mard ko apni patni bhent dete huey..

Sasur: Tu bhi mujhe de de yaar bhent mein kisi ko..

Sab hans pade, chachi aur Sushila bhi aa gaye, ab chachi nangi toh thhi, par Arjun chacha ko dekhke thoda odd feel kar rahi thhi, Prem neechhe carpet pe baitthke chachi ko apni god mein kheench liya. Chacha meri saas ko sehlaate huey dekh rahe thhe. Seema mere papa ki jaangh pe apni gaand tika di, aur bhabhi mere babuji ki jaangh pe baitth gayi, Pulkit Pratima aur Sushila ke beech baitthha thha, ab mandali baitth chuki thhi, sab ke drinks unke haath mein thhe, Arjun chacha ko chhodke. Main maa ke bagal mein baitthi thhi.

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UPDATE 82

Baatein aur sehlaana shuru thha, baarah baj rahe thhe aur sab apne pehle drink pe hi thhe, roshni dheemi ho gayi thhi. Pulkit aur Pratima kiss kar rahe thhe aur Sushila Pulkit ke lund ko sehla rahi thhi, meri saas ab chacha ka lund mutthiya rahi thhi, Seema papa ke seene se satt ke baitthi thhi aur papa ek haath se uske nipple mees rahe thhe, babuji ne bhabhi ko poori tarah se apne lund pe bittha diya thha aur bhabhi ki gaand ki daraar mein babuji ka lund chhupa hua thha. Prem ne chachi ko apne seene se sata diya thha aur unki chuchiyaan daba raha thha. Ab papa ko kuch soojha aur woh bol pade.

Papa: Devika, yaar aaj kyun na aisa karein..Yahaan kuch aise hain, jinhonein ek dusre ke saath chudai ki hi nahi hai..Jaise Arjun ne Kalpana ki aur Devisha..Arun ne bhi Kalpana ki nahin li hai..Tu ne..Nahi tu ne toh sab ka liya hai..Par jaise Veena bhi hai..Usne Deepesh aur shaayad Arjun ke saath..

Maa: Aur aapne Pratima ke saath..

Papa: Aur Prem aur Pulkit ne bhi Gayatri ko nahin choda hai..

Seema: Papa..Mujhe mat bhooliye..

Papa: Dekha Devika..Toh aisa kartein hain ki aaj sab ek dusre ko ek baar chod hi letein hain..Koi aisa nahin bachega jisne kisiko choda nahin ho..Dubki lagaao aur dusre pe chadho..

Maa: Par ismein poora maza nahin aayega..Agar mujhe koi chodna shuru karega aur beech mein ruk ke koi aur aa jaayega toh maza kharaab ho jaayega..

Maa: Maa theek keh rahi hai papa..Hum sirf aaj raat ke liye toh ruke nahin hai naa..Do teen din ruk jaayenge..Sab ko mauka milega..

Papa: Haan yaar..Teri baat sahi hai..Shaayad chadh gayi hai mujhe..Ek hi mein..

Seema: Papa..Aaj main apni suhaag raat apne sasur ke saath manaana chaahti hoon..Mujhe meri chut mein aapki zabaan aur lund chaahiye..Prem ka nahin..

Papa: Haan bahu..Gaadi mein teri gaand dekh ke hi toh paagal ho raha thha main..

Seema: Toh wahin se shuru kijiye papa..Meri gaand se..

Seema god se utarke khadi hoke palatke jhuk gayi aur dono haathon se apni gaand ko khol di, papa bhi jhukke us ki gaand pe haath rakh ke uski gaand ki daraar mein apni naak ghusa di aur soonghne lage, sab unhein dekh rahe thhe, chacha ki toh aankhein phati reh gayi, bada maadak drishya thha, sab uttejit ho rahe thhe. Papa ko dekhke babuji ne bhabhi ki taraf dekha.

Babuji: Priya..Mujhe Radhika ke saath maze lena hai..Tujhe bura toh nahin lagega..

Bhabhi: Nahi babuji..Meri chut aur aapke lund ka sangam kabhi bhi ho sakta hai..Jaaiyye lijiye chachi ko..

Babuji utthke apna lund haath mein liye chachi aur Prem ke paas gaye aur carpet pe ghutnon ke bal baitthke chachi ke paas, Prem ne chachi ko chhod diya.

Sasur: Radhika..Aaj teri bur ki pyaas lagi hai..

Chachi: Toh pee lijiye jitna chaahiye bhaiyya..Aapki chhoti behen hi toh hoon main..Aur behen pe haq toh bhai ka hi rehta hai na bhaiyya..

Babuji: Tu itni pyaari baatein karti hai behna..Choosti bhi waise hi hai..

Chachi: Moonh mein toh daaliye bhaiyya..Pata chal jaayega..

Prem un dono ki baatein sun ke muskuraaya, aur utth gaya wahaan se, chacha pagla rahe thhe, unhonein meri saas ke baal pakde aur unka chehra apne chehre ke paas laaya.

Chacha: Bhabhi..Ab raha nahin jaata..Bur chakha hi dijiye..

Saas: Tumhi kuch kar rahe nahin thhe, main toh kabse geeli baitthi hoon..

Sushila bhi Pulkit ko choosne lagi thhi, meri saas neeche utarke chit let gayi, ek pair sofe pe Chadha diya aur ek carpet pe phaila diya aur apni chut ko sehlaane lagi, chacha utar gaye unki taangon ke beech.

Saas: Aaja chakh le Arjun..Phir ragad bhi lena mujhe mere pati ke saamne..Woh bhi ragdenge teri patni ko aaj apne kele se..

Chacha: Wahi toh dekhna chaahta hoon bhabhi..Pehle ise toh chakh loon..

Pratima aur Sushila Pulkit ke saath lage pade thhe, mama Maasi ki taangein phailaaye uski chut chaat rahe thhe, Sushila unhein dekhke Pulkit ko chhod, mama ke paas chali gayi, aur unke peeche se unka lund choosne lagi, mama ghode bane huey thhe, neeche jhuka tak nahin dekhne kaun choos raha hai.

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UPDATE 83

Prem mere aur maa ke paas aake baittha.

Prem: Tumhe kuch nahin karna didi..Maa bhi aise hi baithhi hai..Aur Gayatri mami bhi..

Maa: Tu teen ko sambhaalega..

Prem: Chal maa..Aaj maa, behen aur mami ke saath suhaag raat mana hi leta hoon..

Prem ab mood mein aa gaya thha, main aur Gayatri mami uspe toot pade, use carpet pe gira diya aur uska lund pakad liye, maa jaake uske honthon pe baitth gayi. Mami kabhi khud choosti kabhi mujhe deti choosne, in sab mein Shekhar nahin dikhaayi de raha thha, bhabhi bhi shaayad use dhoondhne gayi thhi. Pulkit sofe pe baitthe baitthe Pratima ko ghuma diya thha, Pratima ki taangein hawa mein lehra rahi thhi aur Pulkit ke honth uski chut ke honthon pe lap lapa rahe thhe. 

Pratima Pulkit ka lund lollipop ki tarah choos rahi thhi. Mami bhi ab Prem ke lund pe baitthne taiyyaar ho gayi, maa toh Prem ki zabaan pe apni chut ragad rahi thhi. Main bhi utthke bhabhi ke peeche chali gayi, upar pahunchi toh dekha Shekhar phone pe thha aur bhabhi neeche baitthke uska lund choos rahi thhi, maine Shekhar ko ishaara kiya ke kaun hai, toh usne chup rehne ko kaha, bhabhi choosaai kar rahi thhi, Shekhar ne mujhe ek baanh mein le liya, use suna toh samajh gayi ke call America se thha, do minute baad usne phone kaata.

Shekhar: Pata hai na Prem ki company ki marketing ki thhi wahaan..Do companies ne positive response diya hai..Prem, aur shaayad mujhe kuch din ke liye wahaan jaana padega presentation ke liye..

Main: Wow..That’s good news..

Shekhar aur main kiss karne lage, kuch second baad main uske honthon se alag hui.

Main: Neeche chalo na Shekhar..Sab ko join karte hain..

Bhabhi bhi utthke khadi ho gayi, Shekhar khada thha aur uska bhi khada thha.Hum teeno neeche aaye, papa ab Seema pe chadh gaye thhe peechhe se, Seema pet ke bal leti thhi apni gaand utthaake aur papa uspe chadhke dhakke pe dhakka maar rahe thhe, Pulkit ne Preatima ko utaar diya thha aur apne lund pe aisa bitthaaya thha ke Pratima ki peetth uski taraf thhi, Pratima ki chuchiyon ko kass ke peeche se pakad aur jakad ke Pulkit use pel raha thha. 

Arjun chacha meri saas ki sawaari kar rahe thhe aur maasi Deepesh mama ki. Babuji chachi ke andar jhadne ki taiyyaari mein thhe, kamre mein aawaazein gunj rahi thhi, Main Shekhar, mere aur bhabhi ke liye drink bana rahi thhi, Bhabhi Shekhar ki jaangh pe baitthi thhi aur hum teeno kamre ka nazaara le rahe thhe. Maine Shekhar ko drink diya aur usne mujhe apni dusri jaangh pe kheench liya.

Shekhar: Prem ka ho jaane do, phir use good news detein hain..

Ek ek karke sab jhadne lage, papa waise hi lete rahe Seema ke badan pe, Arjun chacha bhi meri saas pe pade rahe, Deepesh mama aur maasi jhadne ke baad French kiss mein jude thhe aur babuji chachi mein jhadke andar hi doobe huey thhe, Pulkit aur Pratima bhi jhadd chuke thhe, dono utthke hamaare paas aaye ek dusre ki baahon mein, maine Shekhar ko Pratima ko ghoorte huey dekha, uska nanga badan thha hi waisa, mere moonh aur chut mein paani aata thha use dekh ke. 

Pulkit: Yaar fresh hoke aatein hain…

Dono neeche ke kamre ke bathroom mein chale gaye, papa Seema pe se utthke Prem aur maa ke paas aaye, Prem maa ke upar pada thha.

Papa: Chal rahi hai Devika..

Maa: Haan..Rukiye..

Maa utthi aur papa ne uske kandhe pe haath rakh diya aur hamaare kareeb aaye.

Papa: Hum toh chale..Tum log enjoy karo ab..

Maa: Zyaada der jaagna nahin kal taalaav chalenge..

Papa: Tu khud kya jaldi soyegi..Koi chadh gaya toh phaila degi..

Maa: Chadhne waale ko kaun mana kar sakta hai..

Hum sab hans diye, bhabhi Shekhar ki jaangh se utthi aur thoda aur soft drink daal diya apne drink mein, maine kaafi kadak banaaya thha, main bhi utth khadi hui, Papa aur maa toh chale gaye upar , Mama ne Radhika chachi ko utthaya carpet se aur upar ke liye katt liye Gayatri mami ke saath. Babuji ne Sushila ko carpet pe se utthaaya aur apni baanh baandh li uske gale mein aur meri saas ko bhi utthaaya Arjun chacha ke paas se.

Sasur: Chal, Sushila..Hamaare kamre mein so aaj..Devisha aur mere saath..Kuch peeyegi toh saath le chalte hain..

Sushila: Nahin babuji..Agar laga toh baad mein le lungi..

Sasur: Toh chal..Bahu..Teri maa ne theek kaha, jaldi sona tum sab..Kal taalaav pe maze karenge, aur subah thode patte bhi khelenge..Ab aaye hain toh maze loot ke jaayein..

Main: Babuji..Aap Sushila ko upar le jaa rahe ho maa ke saath..Iska matlab hai aap bhi jaldi nahin sone waale..

Sasur: Arre main jab bhi soun, jaldi utth jaaunga..Mere aur mere lund ka haal ek jaisa hai.. 

Babuji, meri saas aur Sushila matakte huey ek dusre ki kamar mein haath baandhe upar chale gaye, Shekhar bhi neeche ke kamre mein chala gaya, pata nahin kyun.

Pulkit aur Pratima naha rahe thhe shower ke thande paani mein, Pulkit Pratima ke badan se peechhe se chipka hua thha, aur uske haath uski chuchiyon pe reng rahe thhe.

Pulkit: Tu yaar kisi ko bhi paagal kar de..

Shekhar: Yeh toh baat sahi hai teri..Pratima hai hi aisi..

Pulkit: Arre Shekhar..Tujhe nahaana hai kya..

Shekhar: Abhi tak kuch kiya hi nahin ke nahaana pade..Aur agar Pratima mind nahin kare toh kuch karne bhi milega..

Pratima: Aap toh mere jiju ho Shekhar bhaiyya..Aapko kaise mind kar sakti hoon..

Pulkit: Acchha tu yahaan aa jaa, main baahar ka scene dekhta hoon..

Shekhar Pratima ke paas shower ke neeche aa gaya aur Pulkit badan sukhaake baahar hamaare paas aa gaya. Prem ab bhi carpet pe hi leta hua thha aur Seema sofe pe leti hui thhi. Prem utthke Seema ke paas gaya.

Prem: Shower lein..Yaa letna hai thodi der aur..

Seema: God mein le jaaoge toh aaungi..

Prem muskuraake use apni god mein uttha liya aur neeche ke hi kamre ke bathroom mein le gaya jahaan Shekhar aur Pratima shower ke neeche badan se badan ragad rahe thhe.

Prem: Jagah banaao Shekhar bhaiyya..Humein bhi nahaana hai..

Shekhar: Dulha dulhan ko yahi kamra aur yahi bathroom mila..

Seema: Bhaiyya..Kuch kiye toh ho nahin, toh kis bahaane se naha rahe ho aap..

Shekhar: Behna..Iss bahaane se..(Pratima ki chuchi dabaate huey)..

Seema: Toh iss bahaane ko aage toh badhaao baahar jaake, aur humein nahaane do..Jaao..

Shekhar: Theek hai..Aa jaao tum dono..Chalo Pratima, dulha dulhan ko kaun mana kare..

Shekhar aur Pratima baahar aaye, Arjun chacha chup chaap utthke upar jaane lage, mujhe unke feel ho raha thha, itne mein maa neeche aayi aur Arjun chacha se seedhiyon pe hi mili.

Maa: Arre Arjun, kahaan jaa raha hai, upar ke kamre full hain..Aur Radhika bhi..

Chacha: Pata hai bhabhi..Ab kahaan soun, neeche ke kamre mein bacchhe soyenge..

Maa: Maalish karega meri..

Chacha: Chalo bhabhi, par kahaan..

Maa: Chal bataati hoon..

Maa ne Arjun chacha ko sambhaal liya, maine bhi ganit lagaaya, yahaan neeche bhabhi, Pulkit, Prem, Seema, Shekhar aur Pratima rahenge, aur sirf ek vyakti iss samay akela thha, uske paas chut ka sahaara nahin thha, aur woh thhe mere papa, main jhatt se upar unke kamre mein gayi, kamre mein roshni bahut hi kum thhi aur papa chaadar odh ke karwat pe soye huey thhe, main unke chaadar mein chup chaap ghus gayi aur unke peeth se saat ke apna haath unke pet se utaarke unke murjhaaye huey lund tak le gayi aur use aur unki gotiyon ko sehlaane lagi, papa bina palte bole.

Papa: Devika, phir se mood bana hai kya tera..

Main: Hmmmmm..

Papa dheere se palte.

Papa: Theek hai..

Jaise hi palte, mujhe dekh muskuraaye.

Papa: Acchha, toh tu hai, wahi toh main sochun, teri maa toh neeche gayi thhi, itna jaldi kaise aa gayi..

Main chit ho gayi aur apne ghutna mod ke unke pet se sata di, papa apni baanyi karwat pe ho gaye aur meri chut ke honthon ko apni do ungliyon mein kass liya, main siskaayi.

Main: Aaaaaahhhh, Papaaaa…

Papa: Tujhe neend nahin aa rahi..

Main: Aap se chudne ke baad aayegi..

Papa: Sab ko toh bana diya hai tu ne..

Main: Kya..Chudakkad..

Papa: Haan..Waise chudakkad toh sab hotein hi hain, par sab lene ke chakkar mein rehtein hain, tu ne dena sikhaaya..

Main: Kaise..

Papa: Har pati dusre ki patni pe chadhna chaahta hai, par apni patni baant ta nahin..Tu khud bantt gayi, aur sabko baantna sikhaaya..

Papa mere pe jhuke aur mere honthon ko choom liya, hum dono shuru ho gaye.

Maa ne Arjunchacha ko peechhe ke kamre mein le aaya, kamra chhota thha, par ek bathroom thha usmein, maa ne rasoi se tel ki shishi bhi uthaa li thhi aur ek juice ki bottle, donon nange kamre ke andar aaye aur maa ne juice aur tel mez pe rakhke chacha ke gale mein apni baanh band di aur apne jhaante chacha ke lun pe ghase.

Maa: Jab bhi tu akela padhe na, toh ismein ghusa dena..Teri chudakkad bhabhi hamesha phailaaye rahegi tere liye..

Arjun: Main bhi aapko hi..

Maa ne chacha ke honthon pe ungli rakh di.

Maa: Dekh jab tu aur main akele aur nange ho na..Toh tu mein baat kar..Bhabhi devar ki kitaabein padhti thhi jawaani mein aur maze leti thhi..Ab jab devar haath laga hai toh maze leke chudwaaungi..Aur mera naam bol na..Devika bula mujhe..

Chacha: Devika..

Maa: Ab kar jam ke maalish mere poore badan ki baahar se, aur phir andar se bhi..Samajh gaya..

Chacha: Let jaa Devika..Maze deta hoon mere haathon ki..Aur phir mere lund ki..Let jaa..

Maa pet ke bal let gayi gaand utthhaake, chacha ne tel ki shishi kholi aur maa ki gaand ke daraar pe tel giraane lage. Ek zor se chapat maar di maa ki gaand pe, maa sihar utthi aur uski gaand hilne lagi, dheemi roshni mein haath ka laal nishaan aa gaya, maa ke jaise aansoon hi nikal gaye.

Maa: Ek baar aur maar de Arjun..Kass ke, phir wahin maalish kar..

Chacha ne ek zor ki chapat dusri jagah lagaayi, maa phir sihar gayi, iss baar kuch zyaada, aansoon nikal gaye aankh se, chacha ne ab apni ungliyaan uski daraar mein ghusa di aur gaand ke chhed se leke chut tak chipchipa kar diya maa ko. Maa ne taangon ko phaila diya aur chacha uski peethh pe ulta baitth gaye aur gaand aur jaanghon ki maalish karte huey, maa ne aankhen kar li aur maza lene lagi, chacha ki ungli kabhi chut mein phisal jaati toh kabhi gaand ke chhed mein, maa toh paani chhod ne lagi thhi, chacha ne jhuk ke apna moong uski daraar mein ghusa diya aur paagalon ki tarah dono chhed chaatne lage, jhukne ki wajah se unka khada lund maa ki peeth mein chubh raha thha aur woh jaan boojh ke uski peeth usse chubha bhi rahe thhe. Maa apna ek haath peechhe le gayi aur unka lund mutthiya li.

Maa: Palatne de Arjun..Tera lund choosne de..

Chacha aadha utar ke maa ko ghoomne diye, chacha maa ke moonh ke paas apna lund le gaye aur khud ko maa ki chut pe jhuka diya, maa ne apni taangein phailaake chacha ko apni chut ka darshan kara diya. Chacha zabaan ghusa ghusaake chaatne lage, aur maa unki gotiyaan pakadke lund ko choosne lagi. 

Papa aur main bhi isi position mein thhe, par main papa ke upar thhi. Unka lund tan chukka thha aur mere moonh ko bhar raha thha, ab chudne ki ghadi thhi, main sarak ke unka supaada apne honthon pe sata di aur papa ne dhakka maar ke ghusa diya andar, main cheekh padi.

Main: Aaaaaahhhh..Papaaaaaa..Aaraam se…Uhnnn…Ab maaro….

Papa aur main lay mila ke jhoolne lage. 

Neeche maahoul ban raha thha, Prem aur Seema bathroom se laut chuke thhe, Shekhar Pratima ke peeche leta hua thha satt ke, aur uske nipple se khel raha thha, dono aadhi karwat pe lete thhe badan se badan chipkaake. Saamne Pulkit waise hi leta thha carpet pe Seema ke saath aur Prem bhabhi ke saath sata thha, Prem ko Shekhar ne bata diya thha America waale call ke baare mein, ab chudai ki hansi mazaak chal rahi thhi un sab mein, Pratima ki le rahe thhe sab.

Pulkit: Pratima, tera boyfriend nahin dikhaayi diya shaadi mein, bulaaya nahin use kya..

Pratima: Nahin bhaiyya..Woh thoda possessive type hai, aur hall mein bhi sab ek dusre pe chhup chhup ke haath phira rahe thhe, agar woh dekh leta toh bawaal ho jaata..

Shekhar: Toh kya tum dono serious ho kya..

Pratima: Pata nahin jiju..Woh toh lagta hai, par mujhe samay lagega faisla karne..

Bhabhi: Naap toh liya hai na uska..

Pratima: Bhabhiiiiiii..

Pulkit: Arre..Naapna toh zaroori hai naa..Nahin toh shaadi ke baad maaloom pada ke tum apni bhabhi ka dildo maangne aayi ho..

Pratima: Dildo kyun maangungi bhaiyya, aapse chudwa ke jaaungi..

Seema: Acchha toh agli baar hamaare ghar pe aayi toh Shekhar ka number lagega..

Pratima: Haan lagega didi..Ab toh woh akela sambhaal hi nahin paayega..

Shekhar ne apna lund peechhe se uski daraar mein ghusa diya aur uski chuchi kass ke daba li.

Shekhar: Aa jaana jab dil kare..Aur use bhi le aana..

Pratima: Nahin laa sakti jiju..Woh bahut possessive hai..

Prem: Possessive pehle sab rehtein hain, hamaare saath rahega toh sudhar jaayega..Par pehle tu usse shaadi toh kar..

Pratima: Mujhse itna ubh gaye ho kya tum sab..Ke meri shaadi ke peeche pade ho..

Pulkit ne Prem ki taraf dekh, Prem ne aankh maar di aur dono utthe aur Shekhar ne bhi Pratima ko pakad liya aura b teeno use gud gudaane lage, Pulkit uski chuchiyon ko daba raha thha aur gudguda raha thha aur peechhe se Shekhar uski peethh aur pet ko gudguda raha thha, Prem ne uske jaanghein gudgudaana shuru kar di, woh chhatpataake hansne lagi aur apna badan bachaane lagi. 

Bhabhi bhi uttkhe ab Prem ke peechhe chali gayi aur apna haath neeche le jaake uska lund peechhe se pakad li aur kasske mutthiyaane lagi, Seema bhi sab ko kushhti ladhta hua dekhke Pulkit ke peechhe chali gayi aur uska lund pakad li, Shekhar aur Pratima ab French kiss karne lage thhe, Prem ne apne haath uski jaanghon se hata diye thhe aur woh palta bhabhi ki taraf aur bhabhi ki chuchiyaan dabaane laga, Pulkit aur Seema bhi ab ghutnon ke balk hade hoke ek dusre ko kiss kar rahe thhe aur Pulkit apna lund uski jhaanton pe ragad raha thha.

Pulkit: Bhabhi kahoon ya Seema..

Seema: Shekhar ki behen bhi bologe toh kya farak padhta hai Pulkit..

Pulkit: Acchha, toh seedha naam se pukaarogi mujhe..

Seema: Nange toh hain hi..Naam mein kya rakkha hai..

Pulkit: Yeh baat bhi sahi hai..Papa ke saath toh suhaag raat mana liya, ab mere saath manaao..

Seema: Ek din tum teeno ko ek saath loongi..

Pulkit: Woh din door nahin hai..Shaayad yahin ho jaaye..

Seema: Jab dil kare..Missed call de dena..

Pulkit hansne laga aur uske honth choos diye aur uski gaand kass ke pakad li, Prem ne bhabhi ko carpet pe lita diya chit karke aur uski taangein uttha liya hawa mein aur pet ke bal letke bhabhi ko chaatne laga uski gaand ki chhed tak, bhabhi bhi kamar uchkaake usse chatwa rahi thhi, Pratima ko Shekhar ne utthaake sofe pe bitthaa diya thha aur uske ghutne mod ke uske pair sofe pe rakhwa diye thhe, isse uski chut aur gaand ka chhed Shekhar ke moonh ke paas thha, Pratima ne uske baal pakad liye.

Pratima: Kaisa laga jiju..

Shekhar: Abhi chakh ke bataata hoon..

Shekhar ne apni zabaan nikaali aur gaand ke chhed se leke chut pe apni zabaan chipka ke chaat liya aur Pratima ke chehre pe dekha.

Shekhar: Namkeen..Aur ras bhari..

Pratima: Ab andar bhi chakho..

Shekhar ne apni zabaan ke nokh se andar chaatna shuru kar diya, Prem bhabhi ko geeli karke apne ghutnon ke bal ho gaya, bhabhi ne mudd ke peeth ke bal position le li Prem ke lund ke neeche, dono 69 ke pose mein aa gaye, Pulkit aur Seema bhi ek dusre ka choos aur chaat rahe thhe.

Maa ne chacha ka lund chipchipa kar diya thha tel se, chacha ne bhi maa ko tel tel kar diya thha, dono ke badan chamak rahe thhe dheemi roshni mein, dono utthke baitth gaye aur ek dusre ko kass ke pakde chumma chaati kar rahe thhe, maa unke honthon se alag hui.

Maa: Ab apni bhabhi ko kya karega Arjun..

Arjun: Tu bol Devika..Jahaan tu bole..

Maa: Tujhe mera picchhwaada bahut pasand hai na..

Arjun: Sab se pyaara aur iss ghar mein bada toh tera hai bhabhi..

Maa: Toh usi mein duba de apne moosal ko, aaj use bhi chakh le..

Arjun: Gaand maaroon teri bhabhi..

Maa: Haan re maar de..Gaonti lund ko gaand mein lene maza aayega..Ghusa de..Kaise lega, chit ya patt..

Arjun: Patt..Isse teri chuchiyaan mere haath mein rahenge..

Maa: Hatt..Ghoomne de..

Chacha hatt gaye aur maa ghoom gayi aur pet ke bal gaand utthaake let gayi aur moonh peechhe kar diya.

Maa: Pel de Arjun..Par shuru mein dheere se, jagah ban gayi toh daba ke pelna..

Chacha ne position le li maa ki gaand pe aur duba diye apne gaonti kele ko, maa ki gaand mein, maa ki siski nikal gayi, bahut dino se yeh chhed bandh thha, aaj phir khul gaya. Arjun chacha ne apna wazan maa pe daal diya aur uske kaan ke paas gaye.

Chacha: Jagah ban gayi..

Maa: Tujhe kya lagta hai..

Chacha: Ban gayi..

Maa: Toh de dabaake dhakke..Phaad de use..

Chacha aur maa ki jugalbandi shuru ho gayi.

Main papa ke lund se utar gayi aur papa ki taangon ke beech let ke unka mutthiyaake papa ki taraf dekhi, unke supaade pe zabaan phiraake.

Main: Aankhein bandh kar dijiye aur mere moonh mein chhod dijiye..Main peena chaahti hoon..

Papa: Le le Veena..Saara pee ja..Tera hi hai..

Maine choosna aur mutthiyaana shuru kar diya, papa ne aankhein bandh kar di.

Neeche ka kissa chalta raha, Shekhar, Prem aur Pulkit chadh chuke thhe aur sawaari kar rahe thhe, Pratima, Seema aur bhabhi pe. Dedh bajj gaye thhe. Har kamre mein jhadna shuru ho chukka thha, Apu aur Janak abhi abhi unke ghar pahunche thhe Komal aur Puneet ko leke. Who chaaron club gaye thhe aur kaafi pee chuke thhe, sab se zyaada Puneet.

Ghar pahunchne ke baad bhi Puneet aur sharaab maang raha thha, Apu ne baahar baraamde mein aur sharaab laayi Komal ke mana karne ke bawajood. Chaaron baahar baitthe thhe, Janak shorts aur T shirt mein change karke aa gayi thhi, Puneet jhool raha thha aur badbada bhi raha thha.

Komal: Puneet..Bas karo..Ab so jaatein hain..Inko bhi sona hoga..

Apu: Komal it’s ok..Peene do..Waise yaar Puneet, Mumbai kaisa hai..Maine suna kaafi free sheher hai..

Komal Apu ki iss baat pe uska chehra dekhne lagi.

Puneet: Yaar bahut free hai..Raat bhar sab khula rehta hai..Khaana, peena, Ladki sab milta hai..

Komal: That’s enough Puneet..

Janak: Komal..Please, use baat karne do, kyun rokti ho, between friends sab chalta hai, let him talk..

Puneet: Arre yeh har baat mein possessive hai..Kuch karne hi nahin deti..

Komal: Bachelor party toh manaane diya thha naa..Aur manaaya bhi tumne..Toh main kaise possessive hui..

Apu: Really..Kya kiya party mein..

Puneet: Full mazaa..Full daaru, full ladki..Woh bhi do do..Aur ek drink banaao Apu..

Apu: Banaata hoon..Tum bolo..

Puneet: Arre detail kyun maang rahe ho, samajh jaao..

Komal: Puneet..Kal baat karein Apu aur Janak se..Please..

Janak: Tumhein neend aa rahi hai..

Komal: Janak tum ek minute andar aao..Please..(Gusse mein kaha)..

Janak: Chalo..

Dono utthke andar hall mein gaye, Komal ne Janak ko gusse mein apni taraf paltaaya.

Komal: Kya jaan na chaahti ho Puneet se..Kyun pila rahe ho tum dono use itna..He can’t handle drinks..

Janak: Tum use har baat se kyun rokti ho..Club mein bhi use rok rahi thhi, dance karne mana kar rahi thhi, aur tum Mumbai ki kehti ho apne aap ko..

Komal: Look..I care for Puneet..Pyaar karti hoon usse..Aur main jaanti hoon use sharaab nahin chalti..

Janak: Look..Ek baat kahoon sach sach..

Komal ne haan mein sar hila diya.

Janak: Chaahe tumhe bura lage, yeh baat ab bataana padegi..

Komal: Nahin lagegi buri..Bataao..

Janak: Hum shaam se tum dono se close aane ki koshish kar rahein hain..Taaki hum chaaron aapas mein free ho jaayein, aur main tumhaare pati ko aur tum mere pati se chud sakein..My husband wants to fuck you..Paagal ho raha hai tumhaare liye woh..Do ya teen baar keh chuka hai mujhse ke main tumse baat karoon, uss wajah se main Puneet ke saath chudwaane taiyyaar hoon taaki mera pati tumhein chod sake..I am sorry, par yeh kehna zaroori thha..Main Apu ko keh dungi, tum interested nahin ho..

Janak jaane ke liye mudi, Komal ne uska haath pakad liya, aur use phir se paltaaya.

Komal: Shaayad Puneet aaj raat tumhein chod nahin paaye, par Apu toh mujhe chod sakta hai, tum kal Puneet se chudwa lena..Apu se kaho ek peg aur pilaaye Puneet ko, woh so jaayega, main phir aa jaaungi tum dono ke room mein..I want to fuck Apu too..Mera intezaar karna..

Janak muskuraayi.

[b]Janak: Main good news deti hoon Apu ko, aur Puneet ka drink bhi banaati hoon..Nangi aana..[/b]

[Nasheeliaankhein]

UPDATE 84

Jaise Janak ne kaha thha, Komal Puneet ka kamra baahar se lock karke nangi hi gayi Apu aur Janak ke kamre mein, darwaaza khula thha, Apu aur Janak ne use andar aate dekha aur Apu ne muskuraake uska swaagat kiya.

Apu: Shaam se yeh haal hai..(Apna tana hua pakad ke dikhaatee huey)..Club mein notice nahin kiya main tumhe kitna ghoor raha thha..

Komal: Ghoor toh main bhi rahi thhi tumhe..

Apu saamne se jaake Komal ko baahon mein bhar liya, Janak uske badan se peechhe se sati.

Janak: She is beautiful..Mere pati ka kasoor nahin hai..

Janak Komal ke gardan pe apne honth rakh ke use choom rahi thhi, Apu aur Komal kiss karne lage, Apu ne Komal ka haath apne lund pe rakh diya.

Komal: Tum bhi toh dekho mera kya haal hai..

Apu muskuraake apne haath uski chut pe le gaya aur ungli ki nokh se halke se uski chut ke honth alag karte huey uska rass chhoo liya.

Apu: Bahut samay waste kar liya..Ab in dono ko milaana hi hoga..

Apu ne uske gardan ko choom liya, Janak ne peeche se uski chuchi kass li, Apu ne ab Komal ke pet ko choom liya aur apni zabaan ki nokh se Komal ki naabhi choom li, woh aise hi neeche utarte gaya aur phir neeche aediyon ke bal baitthke apni naakh uske chhote se jhaanton pe ghasne laga, uski zabaan baahar hi thhi aur ab Komal ki chut bhi kareeb hi thhi, Uski zabaan aur uski chut ka milan ho gaya, Komal sihar ke uske baal kass ke pakad li, 

Apu ne uski ek taang utthaake apne kandhe pe rakh di aur uski gaand dono panjon mein pakadke uski chut paagalon ki tarah chaatne laga, Janak Komal ke peechhe baitth gayi aur Komal ki gaand ki daraar mein apna moonh ghusa diya, pati aage se chaat raha thha aur patni peeche se, Komal ne aisa ehsaas kabhi mehsoos kiya thha, koi itna paagal thha uske shareer ke liye, yeh ek naya anubhav thha. Apu uski chut khol khol ke chaat raha thha aur Janak aur Apu ki zabaan bhi uski chut pe mil rahi thhi. Komal Apu ka moonh apni chut pe daba rahi thhi, Janak ab utthke Komal ke side pe aa gayi aur uski chuchi kass li aur Komal ko kiss karne lagi, Kuch second baad dono madhoshi se ek dusre ko dekh rahe thhe.

Janak: Kaash Puneet bhi yahaan hota, toh main usse chudwa leti..

Komal: Kal main khud tumhein usse chudwaaungi..Phir hum chaaron ek saath isi kamre mein maze lenge..

Janak: Pehle aaj tum aur Apu toh maze le lo..Bistar pe chale..

Komal: Apne pati ko poochhhoooooo..Aaaaahhhh..Apuuuuuu..Daant nahinnnnn…

Janak: Paagal ho raha hai neeche, khaa jaayega tumhaari..Apu utthho..

Apu utthha aur Komal ki gaand kass ke pakad liya aur use choom raha thha, gaalon pe, honthon pe, gardan pe.

Komal: Main kahin bhaag rahi nahin hoon Apu..Aaraam se..

Teeno bistar pe aa gaye, Janak ne Apu ka haath pakda.

Janak: Tum chit let jaao..Komal aur main tumhein ek baar jhada denge, phir jee bhar ke chodo..

Apu chit let gaya.

Janak: Komal, Apu se chatwaao, aur chooso bhi use, main bhi tumhaari madad karti, ek baar jhadega toh second round mein maza dega..

Apu ke moonh pe Komal ne apni taangein daanye baanye Chadha di aur apni chut uske honthon pe sata di, aur jhuk ke uska tana hua lund apni mutthi mein bhar li.

Komal: Apu daant nahin..

Apu: Hmmm..Hmmm..Hmmmm…

Janak Apu ki taangon ke beech pet ke bal let gayi aur Komal ko Apu ka supaada chaat te huey dekh rahi thhi. Komal ne Janak ki aankhon mein dekhke muskuraayi aur Apu ka lund moonh mein le li, Kuch second choosne ke baad use apne moonh se nikaal ke Janak ko offer kiya. Janak ne muskuraake use waapas de diya.

Janak: Yeh toh ghar ki murgi hai, roz khaati hoon ise, tumhe dekhna hai..Chooso..

Komal ne phir Apu ko apne moonh mein bhar liya, Janak ne Apu ki gotiyaan kass ke pakad li aur dabaane lagi, uske haath ke dabaav se Apu ki haalat kharaab ho rahi thhi, Komal ka rass piye jaa raha thha aur jhadne bhi waala thha, Komal ne mehsoos kiya aur apni mutthi kass ke baandh li Apu ke lund pe aur mutthiyaane lagi zor se. Apu ki gaand utth utthke girne lagi bistar pe, Komal ne apna dabaav banaaye rakhha aur Janak ne aur kasa uski gotiyon ko, ek dhaar hawa mein udi, aur dusri udne se pehle Komal ne uska lund moonh mein le liya aur mutthiya ke use peene lagi, uska lund dheela padhte gaya aur aakhri katre tak andar hi raha, Apu ka badan dheela ho gaya, aur Janak ne muskuraake Komal ke honth choom liye.

Janak: Itna maza toh shaayad maine bhi Apu ko nahin diya hai..I’m jealous..

Komal: Kal yahi tumhe Puneet ke saath karna hai aur main dekhungi..Ok..

Janak: Done..Ab ise saans lene do..Yeh jald hi mood mein aayega..Su su kar ke aayein..

Komal: Ise bhi le chalte hain..

Janak: Kinky huhn..

Komal: Very..

Dono hans diye.

Inka kaafi der tak chalta raha, chaltein hain agli subah, main mudde pe.

Farmhouse pe subah ho gayi. Papa hall mein nange, sofe pe baitthe T.V. pe news dekh rahe thhe, Radhika chachi maxi mein unke liye chai le aayi.

Papa: Arre yaar Radhika, aaj kuch aur maangta toh shaayad woh bhi mil jaata..

Chachi: Maang lete Jethji..Ya bhaiyya kahoon..

Papa: Saiyyaan keh le..

Chachi hans di aur papa ko chai ka cup de di, papa ne baanye haath se use pakad ke sofe pe bitthaa diya aur ek chai ka sip liya.

Papa: Aise ghoom ke baitth aaraam se..

Chachi palat ke apni taangein sofe pe lambi kar di aur papa ki daanyi baanh pe peeth ke sahaare baitthi, Papa ne uski maxi ke upar ke button khole aur apne baanye haath se uski daanyi chuchi pakad li, chachi muskuraake unke chehre pe dekhi.

Chachi: Aur kuch soojhta nahin hai aapko..

Papa: Bahut saal zaaya kar diye Radhika, yeh sab toh jawaani mein kar lena chaahiye thha, ab umar dhalaan pe hai..Bas jitney bhi saal baaki hain, maze lein aur jee lein poori tarah se..

Chachi: Chudai karke..

Papa: Sahi boli..Isi mein toh maza hai Radhika..Arjun khush hai?

Chachi: Haan..Kal raat samdhan jee ke saath maze liye, phir Devika bhabhi aur woh peechhe ke kamre mein raat guzaare..Main dekh aayi, abhi bhi so rahe thhe dono ek dusre ki baahon mein, tel ki shishi giri hui thhi..

Papa: Arre dekh Arun aur Devisha bhi aa gaye..

Babuji aur meri saas nange hi hall mein aaye chai ke cup haath mein liye.

Sasur: Yeh kya Radhika..Kapde pehen rakkhein hain tu ne..

Babuji uski taangein utthaake baitth gaye aur phir uski taangein apni jaanghon pe rakh di aur apna daanya haath uske ghutne aur jaangh pe pherne lage, meri saas jaake papa se jaangh se jaangh milaake baitth gayi aur apni daanyi taang utthaake sofe pe rakh di, papa ne apna baanya haath uski jaangh pe rakh diya, sehlaate huey.

Papa: Utth Radhika, ise utaar de..Hum sab yahaan ek hi kaam ke liye aayein hain aur kal tak sabko nanga hi rehna hai, jab dil kare, daal do aur jhad lo..Bass…Chal utaar..

Chachi seedhi ho gayi aur papa ne uski maxi utaar ne mein madad ki, babuji ka haath ab jaanghon se utar ke uski chut pea a gaya thha. Papa ka haath bhi meri saas ki chut pe reng raha thha.

Papa: Bacchhe kitne baje soye..

Saas: Kya pata..Sushila ko toh inhonein raat mein khoob choda..Woh ab tak soyi hai..Baaki shaayad neeche ke kamre mein soyein hain..Utthha doon..

Papa: Arre nahin..Sone do..Arun tera kya iraada hai abhi..

Sasur: Chai ke baad chut ka swaad lene ka dil kar raha hai..

Papa: Aur tera Devisha..Choosne ka mood hai..

Saas: Kab nahin hota..Par chodna padega, aur rass bhi pilaana padega..

Papa: Isiliye toh tum dono se banti hai..Chalo, ek round ho hi jaaye..

Babuji pet ke bal letke chachi ki taangon ke beech hog aye aur meri saas neeche carpet pe baitthke papa ka lund mutthi mein bhar li aur papa ke chehre pe dekhi. 

Saas: Kisi din aap, yeh, Bhabhi aur main Arjun aur Radhika ke gaon ke ghar mein ek weekend bitaayenge..

Papa: Baad ke sapne mat dekh, abhi joh kaam haath mein liya hai, use poora kar..

Meri saas muskuraayi aur papa ka lund nigalne lagi. Subah ho gayi thhi farmhouse pe.

[Nasheeliaankhein]

UPDATE 85

Apu aur Janak ke ghar bhi subah ho gayi thhi, Janak nahaake shorts aur sleeveless T-shirt pehenke, bagair bra ke, Puneet ke kamre mein gayi, nau bajj rahe thhe. Darwaaza kholke andar gayi toh dekha bathroom ka darwaaza khula hai aur bathroom mein shower ki aawaaz aa rahi thhi, usne bathroom ke darwaaze se hi aawaaz lagaayi.

Janak: Puneet..Naha rahe ho..

Puneet: Oh shit..Sorry..Main darwaaza..Ek minute bandh karta hoon, tum wahin raho..

Janak ne darwaaza kholke andar kadam rakha aur Puneet nanga uske saamne khada thha, usne jaldi se apne lund ko cover kiya.

Puneet: Janak..Komal aa jaayegi..Kya kar rahi ho..

Janak: Komal aur Apu market gayein hain breakfast laane..Aur kuch saamaan khareedne..Koi nahin hai ghar mein..

Puneet: Par main..Kapde toh pehenne do..

Janak: Tum sahi mein Mumbai mein hi rehte ho naa..Ya abhi bhi gaon mein hi ho..

Puneet: Matlab..

Janak: Matlab yeh..Apna haath toh hataao..Apu ka dekh chuki hoon..Tumhaare paas kuch alag hai kya..

Puneet: Janak..Main..

Janak: Main kya..Haath hatao aur naha lo..C’mon..Kal raat ko tum keh rahe thhe Komal possessive hai..Mujhe toh woh theek lagi aur gadbad tum mein hai..

Puneet ne apna haath hata diya aur khada raha Janak ke saamne.

Puneet: Maine aisa kaha..

Janak: Kya kya nahin kaha nashe mein..Stop drinking agar control nahin kar sakte yaar..Komal bechaari tumhein sehla sehla ke so gayi..Ek ladki ke bhi armaan hotein hain Puneet, needs hoti hain..She wanted you last night, aur tum nashe mein thhe..

Puneet: Shit yaar..Main bandh kar dunga Janak..I promise..Ab naha loon..

Janak: Naha lo..Par main akele bore ho rahi hoon, yahin baitthoon tumse baat karte, time paas ho jaayega..

Puneet: Tumne naha liya..

Janak: Invite kar rahe ho tumhe join karne..

Puneet muskuraaya. Janak ne jhatke mein apna t-shirt utaara aur shorts bhi, Puneet dekhta raha, aankhein phati ke phati. 

Puneet: Fuck man..

Janak: Yes..Fuck man..Itna sharmaate ho naa..Komal ko nanga nahin dekha hai kya..Relax..I have the same thing..

Janak ne Puneet ko shower ke neeche join kiya, Puneet ka lund khada hone laga, Janak ke badan se lag ke.

Janak: Acchha hai..Normal toh ho tum..

Puneet: Acchha toh ab uss baat ka bhi shaque thha..

Janak muskuraayi.

Janak: Mazaak kar rahi hoon, ab kuch karo..Toh yakeen ho jaaye..

Puneet ne Janak ko kass ke pakad liya aur apne badan se sata diya, dono ke honth mile, Puneet ka haath Janak ki gaand pe thha.

Puneet: Apu mind nahin karega..

Janak: Nahin..Aur tum mind karoge agar Apu ne Komal ko liya toh..

Puneet uski aankhon mein dekhta raha.

Puneet: Seriously..

Janak: Seriously..Par lene se pehle dena seekho..Taiyyaar ho..

Puneet ne haan mein sar hila diya.

Janak: Toh chodo mujhe..Abhi..

Puneet aur Janak badan sukhaake bedroom mein aa gaye, Puneet ne god mein laaya thha baahar Janak ko, use bistar pe litaake uski taangon ki beech kood gaya, uski zabaan chalne lagi Janak ki chut pe, Janak ne uske baal kass ke pakad liye aur daba di apni chut pe aur apni taangein hawa mein lehra di. Darwaaza khula aur Komal aur Apu andar aaye. Puneet ek dum se khada ho gaya, phirse apna lund cover kar ke, Komal aur Apu ke chehron pe gussa thha, Janak padi rahi bistar pe.

Puneet: Ap..Apu..Komal..I’m I’m sorry..Main..Woh..Iski galti nahin hai..Main hi..

Komal: Tum aisa kaise kar sakte ho Puneet..

Apu: Yaar..Tu ne toh dil hi tod diya..

Puneet: Trust me Apu..I’m sorry about this..Please Komal..

Apu: Janak..Tum ne..

Janak: Sorry yaar Apu..Raha nahin gaya..Yeh naha raha thha..Aur main kal raat se latki padi thhi..

Teeno ki hansi chhoot gayi, Puneet teeno ke chehre dekh raha thha.

Apu: Haath toh hata..Mere paas bhi wohi hai..

Puneet: Tum sab..Tumhein pata thha..

Komal: Relax..Puneet..Hansi mazaak mein iss kisse ko khatam kar do..Sab ke liye acchha hoga..Let’s have fun..

Apu Puneet ke paas chala gaya.

Apu: Jaana..Enjoy kar..Mat rok apne aap ko..yeh hamaara secret rahega..

Puneet Komal ki taraf dekha, woh bhi kareeb aayi.

Komal: Utth jaayegi woh..It’s our secret..Go..

Apu ne Komal ke kandhe pe haath rakha.

Apu: But if you don’t mind..Kya hum dono tumhein join kar saktein hain..

Puneet Komal ki taraf dekha aur Apu ki taraf bhi.

Puneet: Why not..

Apu aur Puneet ne haath milaaya.

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UPDATE 86

Neeche papa aur meri saas jhad chuke thhe aur ikatthe nahaane chale gaye, Babuji aur chachi bhi jhad chuke aur chachi utthke neeche waale kamre mein chali gayi jahaan hum sab so rahe thhe, babuji upar gaye. Dus bajj rahe thhe aur hum ek ek karke utthne lage, kuch jode ban ke nahaaye aur kuch akele hi, gyaarah baje sab naashte ko utre tab tak papa aur babuji ne naashta laa diya thha. 

Itna acchha lag raha thha baraamde mein, ek lamba table, naashta aur satraah nange badan. Jis din main aur Prem pehli baar chudai kiye thhe, uske baad yeh kadi ruki hi nahin, aaj in sab ko dekhke acchha lag raha thha, maa beton ke saath nangi baithhi thhi, baap beti ke saath, samdhi samdhan ek saath, aur sasur aur bahu, iss table pe aur bhi bahut saare rishhte thhe, aur sab ko ek saath aisa nanga, bilkul besharam dekhke, aur apne rishhte ek dusre se baantt ke khush dekhna dil ko shaanti de raha thha. 

Koi kuch chhupaane ki koshish nahin kar raha thha, aise baitthe thhe jaise sab kapde pehne ho, free feel kar rahe thhe, normal feel kar rahe thhe, beech beech mein chhed rahe thhe ek dusre ko aur maze bhi le rahe thhe. Koi ek rishhta nahin thha, par koi alag bhi nahin thha, yeh ek hi family thhi, shaayad koi baahar waala dekhta toh humein samajh nahin paata, par hum ek dusre ko samajh rahe thhe, shaayad hum jaise aur bhi ho. 

Itne mein chachi ka phone baja, Uske bete Puneet ka thha, baat karke usne kaata aur chacha ki taraf dekhi.

Chachi: Puneet ki office se phone aaya thha, use aur Komal ko aaj hi Mumbai waapas jaana hoga..Uske aur Komal ke kapde bhaiyya ke yahaan hai..Kya karoon..Maine kaha do minute mein phone karti hoon..

Chacha: Jaane de use..Gaon ke ghar pe toh aaya bhi nahin bahu ko leke..Kya shaadi ki hai pata nahin..Chhod tu fikar mat kar..

Chachi: Arre par kapde toh lene aayenge na woh dono..Ghar se hi toh jaayenge bhaiyya ke..

Papa: Radhika..Ek kaam kar, Pulkit chhod aayega tujhe, unse keh de do baje wahaan pahunche, jab tak tub hi pahunch jaayegi..

Chacha: Haan yehi theek rahega..

Chachi: Aap nahin aayenge..Unse milne..

Chacha: Kis liye aaun..Prem ki shaadi mein theek se baat tak nahin kiya mujhse..Dekh Radhika, apnon mein aur gairon mein farak samajh mein aata hai mujhe..Yeh mere apne hain..Woh nahin..

Maa: Ae Arjun..Bacchha hai ghar ka woh..Gair nahin..Usne chhod diya toh kya hum bhi use chhod denge..Bhale tu aaj usse milne mat jaa, naaraaz reh kuch samay tak, par gair mat bol use..Jaa Pulkit, chachi ko chhod aa..

Prem: Maa..Papa..Main chale jaaun..Bhaiyya ko rehne do yahin..

Seema: Toh main bhi chalti hoon Prem..

Papa: Chalo ek kaam karo, tu hi jaa Prem chachi ko leke, aur Seema beta tu bhi chali jaa iske saath, kuch der akele bitaao..Acchha rehta hai hamesha..Jaa Radhika, aur tum dono bhi..

Sushila: Main bhi jaaun..Wahaan chachi akeli padh jaayegi Puneet aur Komal ke jaane ke baad, aur ghar ki bhi saaf safaai kar dungi, aur Prem aur Seema ke liye khaana bhi toh banaana padega..

Papa: Acchhi baat hai..Jaa beta tu bhi..

Chachi: Aap andar aaiyye na ek minute ke liye..

Chacha aur chachi hall mein gaye, dono aamne saamne thhe.

Chachi: Main jaanti hoon usne aap ko izzat nahin di hai, par apna hai woh..Use dil se mat utaariye..

Chacha: Tu chaahti hai main bhi chaloon tere saath Radhika..

Chachi: Bas aapne itna keh diya, mere liya kaafi hai..Aap yahin rahiye aur maze kijiye..Main dekh loongi use..

Chacha: Toh hum dono wahin maze karenge..Tu aur main..Unke jaane ke baad..

Chachi: Sach..

Chacha: Bahut alag reh liya tere se..Ab nahin..Chal, saath chaltein hain, unko bhi mil lenge aur akele kuch samay mil jaayega hum dono ko..

Chachi khushi se chacha se lipat gayi, chacha ne uski peetth sehlaayi.

Chacha: Sab deewaane hai tere badan ke yahaan..

Chachi: Jab hum waapas gaon chalenge, toh aap khud bhaiyya aur bhabhi ko apne ghar aane ka nyota dena kuch din ke liye..Acchha lagega..

Chacha: Unke samdhi samdhan ko bhi bula lenge, hamaare bhi samdhi samdhan hai na woh..

Chachi: Chaliye..Taiyyaari kartein hain jaane ki..

Dono upar chale gaye, kuch der baad chachi ne Puneet ko phone laga ke keh diya dopahar tak aane, Prem aur Seema bhi sab se milke jaane ko ready ho gaye.

Papa: Arre aise mil rahe ho jaise hum bahut dino baad milenge, kal ya parsoon tak hum bhi aa jaayenge..Jaao sambhaalke..

Acchha nahin laga ke in sab ko jaana padh raha thha, par koi nahin, hota hai, khushi iss baat ki thhi ke chacha chachi ke rishhte mein sudhaar aa gaya thha, aur aage chalke chacha aur Puneet ke rishhte mein sudhaar aa jaaye. Paanch log chale gaye, baarah reh gaye, naashta ho chuka thha. Hum sab susta rahe thhe, maa ka haath Shekhar ki jaangh pe thha aur Deepesh mama meri jaangh sehla rahe thhe aur main unki peetth, babuji Gayatri mami ke bagal mein thhe aur unka haath mami ki peeth se utarke gaand tak jaa raha thha, maasi aur Pratima ke beech baittha thha Pulkit aur Pulkit ne Pratima ke kaan mein kaha.

Pulkit: Chodna hai?

Pratima: Haan..Chalo..

Pulkit: Tumhaari maa ko bhi le chale..Tumhein koi problem toh nahin..

Pratima: Mujhe nahin hai, unhe poochho..

Papa: Kya khusur pusur kar rahe ho dono..Dil karta hai toh chod aao andar, yaa yahin kar lo..

Maasi: Jaao, andar chale jaao tum aur Pratima..

Pratima: Maa aap bhi chalo..

Maasi: Main bhi..

Pulkit: Haan maasi tu bhi chal..

Sasur: Haan jaa Kalpana, dono maa beti ek saath maze le lo.. Yeh bhi ek anubhav hai..

Maasi, Pulkit aur Pratima andar ke kamre mein chale gaye, papa ab bhabhi ke kandhe pe haath rakh diye.

Papa: Maine taash laaya thha, socha khelenge, par yahaan toh subah shaam chudai ka hi maahoul ban raha hai..

Bhabhi: Subah subah toh aap ne hi chhalaang lagaayi na Veena ki saas ki chut mein..

Papa: Arun bhi toh Chadha thha Radhika pe, use koi kuch nahin bolta..Ab Gayatri ko garam kar raha hai..

Gayatri: Main garam bhi hoon bhaiyya aur geeli bhi..Inka tan jaaye toh le lungi sekne apni chut ko..

Main: Yeh hui na baat mami..Yahaan aapke pati ka lund toh taiyyaar ho chuka hai..

Mama: Yahin rehtein hain Veena, sab ko dekhne milega..

Main: Haan dekho mere sasur aapki patni ki chut kaise lenge..Yahin dekhna hai naa..

Mama: Haan, aur teri maa aur Shekhar ko bhi dekhna hai..

Gayatri mami jhuki aur babuji ka lund chusne lagi, babuji uski chuchiyon ke saath khelne lage.

Sasur: Deepesh..Badi kasi hai yaar teri patni..Aur lund bhi maze ka choosti hai..

Mama: Bhaiyya..Bahut maintain karti hai apne aapko..Maze leke dekho..

Gayatri: Maze toh main loongi bhaiyya ke, aaj yeh bas meri hi chut mein atke rahenge..

Mama: Atka le Gayatri, unki bahu mera khayaal rakhegi..Aur unki patni bhi..

Sasur: Teri behen hai saale..

Mama: Didi aur Veena..Saas aur bahu..Andar Pulkit maa beti..Baahar Deepak bhaiyya aur Priya..Aap aur Gayatri..Program ban gaya..

Shekhar aur maa ek dum kareeb aa gaye thhe, hum sab ki baatein un ko garam kar rahi thhi, Shekhar maa ki chut se khel raha thha aur maa Shekhar ke lund se, Shekhar ne apne daanye haath se maa ke honthon ko apne honthon ke kareeb laaya.

Shekhar: Maa..Bahut din ho gaye naa…

Maa: Haan daamaadjee..Aapka lund aur meri chut bahut dino se mile nahin hai..

Shekhar: Baitth jaa mere pe..

Maa: Palat ke baitthoon ya tujhe dekhte huey baitthoon..

Shekhar: Meri taraf maa..Teri chuchi mere moonh pe jhula aur apni gaand mere haath mein de de..

Maa: Lund pakad, main baitthti hoon..

Maa Shekhar ke kandhe pe haath rakh di, aur apni ek taang uske lund ke us baar rakh ke uske lund pe baitth gayi. Mama ne unhein dekh ke meri taraf aur meri saas ki taraf dekhe.

Mama: Didi, tu mera choos le, main zara Veena ki bur chakh loon..

Main khadi ho gayi aur mama ne kursi thodi peechhe sarka di.

Mama: Palat ke jhuk jaa Veena, peechhe se maza aayega..

Main palat ke jhuk gayi table pe haath rakhke, mama ne meri gaand ki daraar phailaayi aur chaatna shuru kar diye, meri saas neeche jhukke unka lund choosne lagi.

Papa: Bahu..Yahaan toh khel shuru ho gaya..

Bhabhi: Andar chaliye naa papa..Pulkit maasi aur Pratima ko join kartein hain..

Papa: Theek hai chal..

Papa aur bhabhi hall mein chale gaye, jahaan Pulkit carpet pe baitthe apni peetth sofe pe tikaaye huey thha aur Pratima carpet pe pet ke bal lete use choos rahi thhi aur maasi uske moonh pe baitthi hui thhi, papa bhabhi ki gaand pe haath phiraate huey un teeno ko dekhte huey bhabhi ko leke unke paas aaye.

Papa: Pratima ki chut free hai, main use chaat ta hoon, jab tak tu mujhe choos..

Bhabhi: Letiye aap, phir main uske hisaab se aapka leti hoon..

Papa ne Pratima ki gaand ke peeche position le li aadhe lete huey, bhabhi ne unki taangon ke beech, papa ghusne se pehle Maasi ko aawaaz lagaaye.

Papa: Kalpana, teri beti ki chaatne waala hoon peeche se, chaatoon na..

Maasi: Acchhe se chaatna jijaji..Koi shikaayat naa rahe..

Papa ne uski gaand ki daraar khol di aur chaatne lage, bhabhi unko choosne lagi. Baahar Shekhar aur maa ki chudai zoron mein chal rahi thhi aur babuji mami se chooswa rahe thhe, mami ne unka tana hua lund moonh se nikaala aur babuji ko kiss kar diya, babuji ne uske baal kass ke pakde.

Sasur: Bada gaonti style se choosti hai re Gayatri..

Mami: Bhaiyya..Aapka bhi toh gaonti kela hi hai..Jab gaonti bur mein jaayega toh bada maza dega..

Sasur: Badi maadak baatein karti hai tu..Laa, baitth jaa mez pe, zara chakha de gaonti bur bhi..

Mami utth khadi hui babuji ke saamne aur baitth gayi table pe apni taangein utthhaake ke aur phailaake, babuji ne uski bur kholi aur apni zabaan se uske honth chhedne lage.

Mami: Sataaiyye nahin bhaiyya..Tanik sahi sahi chaatiye..Badi khujla rahi hai saali..

Sasur: Dikh raha hai, itna paani giraaogi toh baadh na aa jaaye Kanpur mein..Laao, saaf kar doon..

Mama ka bhi tan chuka thha, mujhe jhukaaye rakkha aur khud khade ho gaye mere peeche apna lund meri chut pe sataaye huey, meri saas unki kursi pe aa gayi aur unki gotiyon ko kass ke pakad li, mama ne andar dubki lagaayi aur meri gaand ne thartharaana shuru kar diya, aage jhuk ke meri chuchiyaan bhi daba rahe thhe, kuch der aisa chodne ke baad unhonein meri saas ko bhi aage laaya aur meri bagal mein jhuka diya aur uske peeche chale gaye aur usmein dubki lagaayi. 

Andar Maasi ki chataai ho gayi thhi, woh utth khadi hui, Pratima bhi ready thhi aur Pulkit bhi, papa ne Pratima ki chut se moonh nikaal diya aur bhabhi ko carpet pe bitthaake uske saamne baitthke use kiss karte huey uski chuchiyaan dabaane lage.

Papa: Chal bahu, main tujhe apni zabaan se jhadaaunga aaj, saara rass pila de tera..

Bhabhi: Toh aap bhi mujhe apna rass pilaayenge..Aap neeche letiye, main aapke upar aati hoon..

Papa aur bhabhi alat palat ho gaye, ab Pulkit ka lund maasi pakde hui thhi, dono carpet pe baitthe huey thhe aur Pratima Pulkit kea gal bagal apni taangein rakhke uske lund pe utarne lagi, Maasi Pulkit ka lund pakde hui thhi.

Maasi: Tu baitth Pratima..Main daalti hoon teri chut mein..

Maasi ne Pulkit ka supaada Pratima ki chut pe sataaya aur andar daal diya.

Maasi: Ab ghusaa de..

Pulkit ka lund dheere dheere Pratima ki chut mein chadhne laga, maasi Pratima ke peeche jaake bilkul uski tarah baitth gayi Pulkit ki jaanghon pe apni taangein phailaake aur apni chut uske ghutne se sata diaur ghasne lagi, Pratima ki chuchi pakad li ek haath mein aur badbadaane lagi.

Maasi: Aaaaahhh Pulkit, tera saala ghutna bhi maza deta hai..Chod Pratima ko, Aaaaaahhhhhh Pratimaaaaaa….le mere saamne apne bhai ka..Chudwaaaaaa……Aaaaaaahhh Pulkit daba tera ghutna..Marrrrrrr Gayiiiiiiiii…

Pulkit ne Pratima ko apne kareeb laaya aur uski aankhon mein dekhne laga.

Pulkit: Chudwa behen chudwa..Tera bhai hamesha taiyyaar rahega tere liye..

Pratima: Teri behen bhi taiyyaar hai bhaiyya…Jab jee kare chod dena..Aaaaaahhhhhhh..Meri nipple moonh mein lo bhaiyya…

Babuji aur Gayatri mami ab chudai ke liye ready ho gaye thhe, Gayatri mami ko babuji ne meri tarah jhuka diya aur peechhe se Gayatri mami ki chut mein ghusne lage, Shekhar ne bhi maa ko utaarke meri tarah hi ghuma diya, ab hum chaaron table ke sahaare jhuke huey thhe aur peechhe se waar ho raha thha. Andar bhabhi Papa ki gotiyaan chaat rahi thhi, papa ne ek ungli bhabhi ki gaand mein utaar di thhi aur paagalon ki tarah bhabhi ka rass chaat raahe thhe. 

Baahar babuji mami ko dhanadhan maare jaa rahe thhe aur mama mujhe aur meri saas ko, Shekhar bhi maa ki haalat buri kar raha thha, saara table hilne laga thha aur darr thha mujhe yeh toot na jaaye, babuji thoda ruke aur Shekhar ki taraf dekha.

Sasur: Shekhar, tune mami ko choda hai?

Shekhar: Nahi papa..

Sasur: Toh yahaan aa jaa, main Devika ko chodta hoon..Aa..

Babuji aur Shekhar ne apne apne lund kheench liye aur Shekhar mami ke peeche chala gaya aur babuji meri maa ke peechhe, mama ab meri saas se nikal ke meri chut mein ghus gaye thhe phir se. Maine baap bete ki adla badli dekhi toh babuji ki taraf dekhi chudte chudte.

Main: Papa..Baad mein yahaan aa jaaiyye..Mama maa ko chod denge..Aap mujhe chodiye..

Saas: Aata hoon Bahu, agar teri saas ne nichoda nahin mujhe toh..

Main: Maa..Papa ko jhadne mat do..Mama ko aap jhadaao, main papa ko jhadaati hoon aur Shekhar ko mami jhada degi..

Mama kass kechodne lage aur mere upar jhuk gaye.

Mama: Waah, sab ke liye kitna sochti hai tu bahu..Aisi bahu sab ko mile..

Main: Mama..Janak bhi toh sochti hai aapke liye..

Mama: Haan bahu..Main bhi ghar jaake pehle use hi chodunga..Bhaiyya, aapka hua toh aaiyye apni bahu ki chodiye, main samdhan jee ki leta hoon..

Sasur: Aaja..

Babuji mere peeche aa gaye aur mama meri maa ke peeche, dheere se unka lund andar kar diya aur maa ke upar jhuk gaye uski chuchi pakad ke, sab paseena paseena hog aye thhe, babuji mera paseena mere gaal se chaat rahe thhe, mami ki kamar kassne lagi, uska badan thartharaane laga, woh jhadne lagi, Shekhar thodi der uske andar raha aur phir apna lund kheench ke apni maa ke peeche aa gaya.

Shekhar: Maa..Chal..Tu aur main saath jahdein..

Yeh kehke Shekhar maa ke andar ghusne laga, mama meri maa ke kaan ke paas aaye.

Mama: Samdhan jee..Teen lundon se chudwaa chuki ho abhi..Maza aa raha hai..

Maa: Deepu..Chaar paanch aur hotein na toh unse bhi chudwa leti..

Mama: Badi chudakkad ho gayi hai tu samdhan..

Maa: Mere dono samdhi bhi toh chodu hain..Chal kass ke jhada mujhe..Aur mere andar hi gira..Chod kass ke..

Andar baahar sab jhadne lage, paeene mein tar ba tar badan, santusht badan aur thake huey badan dheele padhne lage. Dopahar hone ko aayi thhi. Subah acchhi guzri thhi.

[Nasheeliaankhein]

UPDATE 87

Komal aur Puneet shaam ko airport ke liye nikal gaye, chachi ne khaana banaaya thha, Prem ne whisky ka intezaam kiya hua thha. Woh chaaron aangan mein baitthe, Seema, Prem, chachi aur chacha. Sushila so chuki thhi, uski tabiyat theek nahin thhi. Chachi chacha se khush lag rahi thhi, chacha ne koi aisi waisi baat nahin kahi Puneet ke saamne, woh dono hansi khushi rawaana huey thhe. Prem ne sab ke liye drink banaaya, chacha ko chhod ke, Seema ne change kar liya thha dono ke jaane ke baad, ek patli aur chhoti shorts mein thhi aur bra ke bagair safed sleeveless T-shirt pehna hua thha. Chaaron ek table ke aas paas baitthe huey thhe.

Chachi: Nau bajj rahein hain, khaana kab khaaoge tum sab..

Prem: Chachi, do drink ke baad khaa lenge..Aap kaunse kamre mein thehrengi..

Chachi: Sabhi toh khaali hain, kahin bhi reh lenge..Kal sab ke aane ke baad hum bhi gaon chale jaayenge..

Seema: Ruk jaate chachi do teen din aur..

Chacha: Nahi bahu, kaam hai gaon mein..Ab tum sab aa jaana ek aad hafte ke liye..Khaana laga de Radhika, khaa lete hain..

Prem: Haan chachi..Laga dijiye..

Chaaron ne khaana khaaya aur Prem aur Seema apne kamre mein chale gaye. Chacha aur chachi maa papa ke kamre mein theher gaye. Kamre ka darwaaza bandh karke chacha ke paas bistar pe aayi, table lamp ki roshni mein kamra saja hua thha. Chacha peeth ko bistar ke sirhaane tika ke aadha lete huey thhe, chachi unki baanyi baanh mein aake let gayi, apna sar unke kandhe pe rakhke, haath unke seene pe aur ek taang unki jaangh pe rakhke. Chacha ne uske maathe ko choom liya.

Chacha: Hum kabhi aisa baitthein nahin hain Radhika..

Chachi: Apne hi chakkaron mein phanse rahe..Kitna samay barbaad kar liya..

Chacha: Jawaani hi jaise kho di humne..

Chachi: Ab bhi samay hai hamaare paas Puneet ke papa..

Chacha: Arjun kaho..Ek dost ki tarah..

Chachi ne muskuraake chacha ka chehra dekha.

Chachi: Arjun..

Chacha ne chachi ke honthon ko choom liya.

Chacha: Nangi baitth mere saath Radhika..Main bhi kapde utaar deta hoon, jaise farmhouse pe thhe hum..

Chachi: Utaariye..

Dono nange ho gaye aur phir se waise hi baitth gaye.

Chacha: Komal ke gharwaale shaadi mein toh aaye Prem ki, par ukhde ukhde se thhe..

Chachi: Hamaare bete ne hi gadbad kar di thhi..Har ladki ke gharwaale apni beti ki shaadi dhoom dhaam se manaana chaahtein hain, aur Puneet ne toh dono gharon ko mauka hi nahin diya..

Chacha: Aaj bhi un sab ko aana chaahiye thha Puneet aur Komal ko bida karne, nahin aaye..

Chachi: Kya hum unke ghar jaake yeh rishhta nahin sudhaar sakte..

Chacha: Matlab..

Chachi: Samjhaayenge unhein Puneet ki baat..Humein bhi kahaan jaante hain woh..Komal ke pita sarkaari daftar mein kaam kartein hain, maa teacher hai, padhe likkhe log hain, hum gaonwaale hain..Woh sheheri..Humse milenge toh samajh mein aayega unhein ke shaayad padhaai likhaai mein hum kum hain, par jahaan zameen aur paise ki baat aati hai, hum kum nahin hain..Puneet aur Komal ko aap apne bal boote pe ghar dila sakte thhe Mumbai mein..

Chacha: Shaayad woh kar hi detein hain, main unka loan bandh karwaata hoon aur bank ko paise deke ghar un dono ke naam karwa deta hoon, phir milenge Komal ke gharwaalon se..Tab unhein bhi andaaza ho jaayega ke Puneet kiska beta hai..

Chachi: Acchha..Kiska beta hai Puneet..

Chacha: Mera aur tera..

Chacha ne chachi ko apne upar kheench liya aur uske honthon ko choomne lage, dono ne kasske ek dusre ke badan daba diye aur karwat pe aa gaye, chacha ne apni baanyi taang chachi ki jaangh pe Chadha di.

Chachi: Bhabhi ke saath peechhe ke kamre mein kitni baar hua..

Chacha: Do baar..Ek baar gaand mein bhi..

Chachi: Bhabhi ki gaand maari aapne..

Chacha: Haan..

Chachi: Toh meri kab maaroge..

Chacha: Marwaale..

Chachi: Maalish ke baad..

Chacha: Acchha, toh mehnat karwaayegi..Chal..Aaj teri bhi kar hi deta hoon..

Farmhouse pe hum sab ne shaam thehelte huey guzaari. Shekhar, Bhabhi, Pratima, Pulkit aur main taalaav pe gaye, kuch der wahaan baitthe, baatein ki aur waapas aaye. Khaana khaake hum sab hall mein baitthke T.V. dekh rahe thhe. 

Papa: Arun..Kab chalna hai waapas..

Sasur: Kal shaam ko nikalte hain Deepak..Prem aur Seema ke bagair maza nahin aayega aur ru ke..

Papa: Haan yaar, kal hi chalte hain..Pulkit..Beer hai fridge mein..

Pulkit: Hain na papa, koi pee hi nahin raha hai..Main laata hoon, aur kaun peeyega..

Sabhi ne haath uttha liya. Pulkit andar chala gaya. Main dinner table se utthke babuji ke paas chali gayi sofe pe, unhonein apni baanh baandh li mere pe aur maine apne pair mod ke Chadha diye sofe pe, unka haath mere badan ko samete, mere pet pe thha. Yeh kehne ki zaroorat nahin hai ke hum sab nange thhe, par keh deti hoon.

Sasur: Kya hua, badi sust lag rahi hai tu..

Maine apna chehra upar kiya.

Main: Hmmm..Thodi si..

Maa: Sab susta rahein hain bhaiyya..Subah sab ne kuch zyaada hi mehnat kar li..

Mama: Main kal subah savere hi niklunga bhaiyya..Duty hai, jaana padega, Gayatri ruk jaayegi agar chaahiye toh..

Sasur: Jaayega kaise, gaadi mangaayi hai kya..

Mama: Haan bhaiyya..Chhe baje pahunch jaayega driver..

Mami: Toh main bhi chal dungi inke saath..Rasoi sambhaalna hai..

Saas: Toh aaj raat ka faayda utthha lo tum dono..Kisse chudwaayegi Gayatri, mood hai na..

Mami: Haan bhabhi mood toh hai..Sab apne hi hain..Jiska mann kare..

Maine babuji ke lund ko sehlaana shuru kar diya thha, Pratima aur papa neeche carpet pe baitthe thhe, papa ki baanyi baanh Pratima ke kandhe pe thhi. Pulkit ne beer le aaya, Shekhar maasi ke saath baittha hua thha, maa Deepesh mama ke saath aur Pulkit aur bhabhi ek saath. Mami aur meri saas ek saath baitthe huey thhe. Pulkit aur meri saas ki aankh michauli chal rahi thhi, aur mami ko bhi taad raha thha woh, bhabhi ne notice kiya aur utthke Deepesh mama aur maa ke paas chali gayi, jode ban gaye thhe, aakhri raat ka faayda utthaana thha farmhouse pe, beer khole gaye aur cheers kaha gaya.

Papa: Yahin ikatthhe maze lete hain..

Sasur: Haan subah jaisi adla badla bhi ho jaayegi..

Mama: Meri toh nikal padi..Saas aur bahu ka sangam..

Pulkit utthke meri saas aur mami ke beech jaa baittha aur dono ke kandho pe apne haath phaila diye.

Pulkit: Rajaon jaisi feel aa rahi hai..

Hamaare ghar pe chacha chachi ki maalish kar rahe thhe unpe baitth ke, chachi pet ke bal leti thhi, darwaaze pe dastak hui aur chacha ne utthke lungi Chadha di aur darwaaza khola, baahar Prem aur Seema nange khade thhe.

Prem: Chacha..Kal aap jaane ki baat kar rahe ho, aur Seema chaahti hai ke jaane se pehle aap use chod dein..

Chacha: Aaja andar..Aao bahu..Teri chachi bhi khush ho jaayegi..

Seema: Humne aapko disturb toh nahin kiya naa..

Chacha: Samay pe aaye, main aur teri chachi ulajhne hi waale thhe..Ab saath mein uljhenge..

Seema Chacha ki ek baanh mein sama gayi aur Prem chadh gaya bistar pe chachi ki bagal mein.

Chachi: Aaja Prem..Jaane se pehle tere saath bhi ek chudai ho hi jaaye..

Main babuji ki gotiyon ko masal rahi thhi, unhonein apni taangein thodi phaila di aur maine unki gotiyaan mutthi mein bhar li, babuji ka haath ab meri chuchi pe aa gaya thha, unhonein mere maathe ko choom lya.

Sasur: Haath bharne lagi hain teri chuchiyaan..

Main: Aap ki gotiyaan bhi kahaan samaati hai haathon mein..Lund bhi bhar deta hai moonh ko..

Sasur: Yaad hai jab hospital mein tu ne choosa thha mujhe..Kitna maza aaya thha..

Babuji ka haath meri gaand sehlaane laga, maine unka lund mutthiyaana shuru kar diya, papa Pratima ki kasi chuchiyon ke nipple ke saath khel rahe thhe aur Pratima unke lund ke saath khel rahi thhi, maa ne mama ko choosna shuru kar diya thha aur mama chit let gaye thhe carpet pe, bhabhi unke moonh pe baitthi chatwa rahi thhi, Pulkit bhi chit let gaya thha carpet pe, meri saas use choos rahi thhi aur mami usse chatwa rahi thhi. Babuji aur main baitthe baitthe sab ko dekh rahe thhe. Babuji mere gaalon ko choom rahe thhe aur mere kaan mein phusphusa rahe thhe.

Sasur: Dekh sabko..Yeh sab tu ne hi shuru kiya thha naa..

Main: Haan..Par itna badh jaayega socha na thha..

Sasur: Kahaan badha hai, teen ghar hi toh jude hain..Tera maayka aur sasural aur Deepesh ka..

Main: Arjun chacha bhi toh hain, aur ab maasi bhi..

Sasur: Apu aur Janak ko kyun nahin pasand karte Shekhar aur Pulkit..Kabhi na kabhi yeh baat kaatne aayegi hum sab ko..Deepesh aur Gayatri abhi toh chup hain, par baat nikaalenge zaroor..

Maine babuji ke chehre pe dekha, unka haath meri gaand se hatke meri chut pe reng raha thha.

Main: Papa ne baat ki Deepesh mama se..Saaf keh diya joh sach thha..Mama aur mami ne koi problem nahin khada kiya..Theek hoga sab papa..

Sasur: Par hum sab ek hi family ke hain..Do ko baahar rakhna, jab unhein sab pata ho toh..

Main: Papa..Agar aap comfortable nahin hote mere papa aur apni patni ko leke, toh kya aap un dono ko chodne dete..

Sasur: Baat toh sahi hai, Veena, par yeh bhi dekh na, ke samay baaki kitna hai hum sab ke paas..Kal tum sab ke bacchhe honge, business mein sab busy ho jaayenge, toh milna jhulna kum ho hi jaayega..Farmhouse pe aana toh door, ek dusre ke ghar bhi nahin aa jaa paayenge..

Main: Aisa kuch nahin hoga papa..Hum sab aise hi rahenge..Nange aur chudakkad..Ab chodenge..Yaa baatein kartein rahenge..

Sasur: Tere nange badan se khelke tujhse baatein karne mein bada maza aata hai bahu..Tujhe jaldi hai kya, ya neend aa rahi hai..

Main babuji ka seena sehlaaya.

Main: Jaldi toh mardon ko hoti hai, aurat toh dheere dheere garam hona pasand karti hai..Jaise aap kartein hain..Maza leke..

Babuji ne muskuraake mujhe choom liya, maine bhi unke gaal pakad ke unka saath diya, unki beech ki ungli meri chut mein ghus gayi, main sihar gayi, ungli nahin, ek lund jaisi hi thhi.

Main: Issssssss….Papaaaaa…

Sasur: Ab tak tu taiyyaar nahin hai..Ho jaa..Phir chudai mein bhi maza aayega..

Main: Aap ne sab ko choda, yahaan pe..

Sasur: Teri maasi aur unki beti ko shaayad nahin..Par aisi khaas jaldi bhi nahin hai..

Main: Pakka..Mujhe laga aapne chod diya hoga unhein..

Sasur: Kal raat tak toh nahin..Aaj subah bhi tujhe, teri maa ko aur chachi ko hi liya thha..

Main: Papa..Do teen din mein Pulkit, Shekhar aur Prem America jaa rahein hain teen chaar din ke liye..Chachi ne mujhe akele mein leke kaha ke main unke ghar chaloon unke saath, gaon mein..Baat bataayi nahi poori, kaha udhar aayegi toh hi bataaungi..Main jaaun unke ghar..

Sasur: Haan ho aa jab Shekhar nikle toh..Dekh aa kya masla hai..Main bhi sochta hoon Devika ko leke kahin ghoom aaun..Ab sab ki shaadi joh kar diye hain humne..

Main: Papa maa bhi saath jaayenge aapke..

Sasur: Poochoonga unse..Teri bhabhi bhi ho aayegi uske maayke, agar tere maa papa hamaare saath aaye toh Seema akeli padh jaayegi naa, tere ghar..

Main: Agar maa papa gaye aapke saath toh bhabhi ruk jaayegi..Aap Seema ka tension mat lijiye..

Babuji ke lund pe main jhuk gayi, unhonein apna lund pakad ke mere gaalon pe ragadna shuru kiya aur baanye haath se meri gaand sehla rahe thhe, neeche chudai shuru ho gayi thhi.

Hamaare ghar pe bhi Prem chachi pe sawaar thha aur Seema chacha pe ek hi bistar pe. Babuji ne bhi mujhe le hi liya, sab wahin so gaye ek dusre se lipat ke.

Pata nahin mujhe chachi kyun apne ghar bula rahi thhi, par joh bhi baat thhi, pata lagaana zaroori thha.

[Nasheeliaankhein]

UPDATE 88

Hum agli shaam ghar ke liye nikal gaye, main mere sasural chali gayi, mere gharwaale apne ghar, Deepesh mama aur mami subah subah nikal gaye thhe. Shaam ko achanak hamaare ghar pe Apu aur Janak aa gaye. Mere aur Shekhar ke liye yeh ek surprise aur shock thha. Maine chai banaayi aur aangan mein sabko serve kiya, Apu Shekhar ko side mein le jaake kuch phusphusa raha thha. Kuch der baad Shekhar ne mujhe andar aane ka ishaar kiya, main gayi.

Shekhar: Yaar..Yeh dono keh rahein hain dinner pe chalo..

Main: Par kyun..

Shekhar: Keh raha hai kuch baat karni hai..Hum unhe leke nahin gaye thhe na farmhouse, shaayad wahi baat hogi..Par usse kahenge kya..

Main: Main baat karungi..Aap tension mat lijiye..Dinner ke liye haan keh dijiye..

Shekhar: Tum yaar itni cool kaisi ho..

Main: Kabhi cool kehte ho, kabhi hot..Faisla karo..

Woh muskura diya. Saadhe saath baje hum chaaron nikle, club ke restaurant mein hi le gaya kanjoos. Corner table thha aur Monday hone ke wajah se khaali thha. Pehle yahaan wahaan ki baatein hui, phir Apu ne pooch hi liya.

Apu: Hum dono se koi problem hai kya Shekhar..

Shekhar meri taraf madad ke liye dekha, maine ki.

Main: Apu..Iska jawaab main doon..

Apu: Haan..Par de..Hum dono pareshaan hain iss baat ko leke, ke humse kya galti hui ke tum sab, mummy papa bhi tumhaare saath gaye, aur hum dono ko tumne invite nahin kiya..

Main: Galti tum dono se nahin hui Apu, sirf tumse hui hai..

Apu: Maine kya kiya..

Main: Apu, yaad hai tumhaari shaadi se pehle Deepesh mama, tumhaari mummy aur tum hamaare ghar holi khelne aaye thhe..

Apu: Oh shit..Yaad hai..Yaar main..

Main: Haan Apu..Tum bhang ke nashe mein thhe..Tum sab pehli baar aaye thhe hamaare ghar, Pulkit ki shaadi bhi unhi dino hui thhi, aur tumne bhabhi se badtameezi ki thhi..Tabse Pulkit tumse naaraaz hai..

Janak: I knew, isi ne kuch kiya hoga..Nahin toh tum sab..

Main: Janak..Aur hum sab ab itne kareeb ho gayein hain ke jab ek ki nahin jamti, toh dusra bhi naaraaz ho jaata hai..Jab hum chaaron ne enjoy kiya thha, mujhe darr thha ke Pulkit mujhse naaraaz ho jaayega..Shaayad hua bhi hoga, par bataaya nahin..

Apu: Par yaar Shekhar..Tere saath toh aisa kuch nahin kiya naa..Tu kyun naaraaz hai..

Shekhar: Dekh..Tu Pulkit aur bhabhi se maafi maang le, sab theek ho jaayega..Tu ne pehel ki hai na yeh baat chhed ke, iska matlab hai tu sudhaar laana chaahta hai..Acchha hai, par iss baat ko poora kar..Maafi maang le, Pulkit apna hi hai..He’ll be Ok..

Apu: Tu ne meri baat ka jawaab nahin diya yaar..Tu kyun naaraaz hai..

Shekhar: Sach baat kahun yaar Apu..Hum sab ek dusre se bahut kareeb hain..Aur baaki toh Veena ne kaha hi hai, agar ek comfortable nahin hai toh dusra bhi nahin hoga..

Apu: Kya hum aaj ek saath kahin..

Shekhar: Nahin Apu..Main samajh raha hoon tu kya kehna chaahta hai, par nahin..Hum sex crazy nahin hain, par hamaari families ek dusre ke saath rehna pasand karti hai aur isiliye hum free hain..We love each other..No love, no sex..Aur yaar hum dono thake huey hain, tum dono dinner kar lo..Hum chaltein hain..

Janak: Please have dinner..

Main: Phir kabhi Janak..Apu ki samajh mein hum aur hamaara pyaar nahin aaya..Jab aayega, toh shaayad hum tum dono ko dinner pe bulaayenge..

Shekhar: Aur ek Apu..Pulkit se ab maafi maangne ki zaroorat nahin hai..Shaayad aaj tumhaari baat pe main hi tumhe maaf nahin kar paaun..Bye..

Main aur Shekhar apni gaadi mein aake parking lot mein baitthe rahe, maine muskuraake Shekhar ki taraf dekha, woh sawaaliya nazron se mujhe dekhne laga.

Main: I love you..

Shekhar: Ab maine aisa kya kiya joh..

Main: Arre baba I love you kaha, aur kuch nahin..Tumhaari baaton pe pyaar aaya..

Shekhar: Khaana khaane chalein..

Main: Tumhein khaa jaaun..

Shekhar: Dessert mein khaa lena..

Hum dono hans padhe, aaj usne saabit kiya thha ke uske dil mein mere aur mere gharwaalon ke liye kitna pyaar thha. Aaj mohabbat badh gayi thhi uske liye.

Agle teen din mein Pulkit, Prem aur Shekhar ne America jaane ki taiyyaari ki, visa saamne ki company ne bheja thha, tickets bhi ho gaye thhe, ek surprise bhi thha, Prem Seema ko saath le jaa raha thha, Pulkit aur Shekhar kaam khatam kar ke laut jaate aur Prem aur Seema wahin kuch din ruk jaate, Honeymoon ke liye. 

Bhabhi ne apne maayke jaane ki taiyyaari ki, maasi aur Pratima apne ghar laut gaye aur Deepesh mama aur mami bhi. Arjun chacha aur chachi toh chale hi gaye thhe par chachi ne mujhe kasam di thhi ke main unke ghar aaungi, maa aur papa mere saas sasur ke saath phir farmhouse laut gaye Sushila ko laut ke, woh chaaron apni zindagi sahi mein enjoy kar rahe thhe. Maine apna vaada poora kiya aur Chacha ke gaon chali gayi. 

Chachi mujhe dekhke bahut khush hui, mere favourite khaane banaaye aur raat ko pet bhar ke gulab jamun bhi khilaaye, yeh sab toh theek thha, par main yeh jaan ne ko bachain thhi ke mujhe ghar aane ka nyota kyun diya gaya thha. Yeh toh pakka thha ke raat ko main in dono ke bistar mein rahungi, par mere dil mein sawaal baar baar utth raha thha aur maine aangan mein hi poocch liya. 

Main: Chachi..Tum ne kaha thha ghar aane pe bataaogi, bataao na, kya baat hai..Tension ho raha hai mujhe..

Chachi: Arre paagal, tension ki baat hi nahin hai, par hai bhi..Teri madad chaahiye thhi..

Main: Bolo na chachi..

Chachi: Andar chalein, yahaan macchhar kaat kaat ke bura haal kar denge..

Maine haan mein sar hila diya, chachi mujhe andar le gayi aur hamaare peechhe chacha bhi aa gaye, chachi ne mujhe bistar pe bitthaaya aur mere kareeb baitthi, chacha ne darwaaza bandh kiya, mera tension badh gaya.

Chachi: Aap bhi aaiyye na..Main akeli kaise..

Chachi: Arre tu shuru toh kar, main lungi pehen leta hoon…

Chachi: Farmhouse pe nange ghoom rahe thhe, ab Veena se kyun sharma rahe ho..Utaar do..

Chacha: Acchha baba theek hai, par tu shuru toh kar..

Main: Chachi..Ab bata bhi do..

Chachi: Dekh..Yeh soch teri rai bhi leni hai aur agar tujhe theek lage toh teri madad bhi lena hai..Aur yeh kaam sirf tu kar sakti hai..

Main: Chachi ab nahin bataaya toh sach mein main ghar chali jaaungi..

Chachi: Acchha acchha sunn..Tu jaanti hai mere do bhai hain..Hai naa..

Main: Main mudde pe aao chachi..

Chacha: Dekh Veena..Main mudda yeh hai ki hum dono bhi bhaiyya aur bhabhi ki tarah hamaare ghar ko banaana chaahtein hain..Maine aur Radhika ne khulke ek dusre se baat ki, aur yeh faisla kiya ke iske do bhai aur bhabhi se hum sambandh rakhna chaahtein hain..Yeh bhi unse chudwaana chaahti hai aur main unki patniyon ko..Tu hamaari madad karegi..

Main: Baap re..Mujhe tum sab ne leader bana diya hai kya..

Chacha: Leader hi samajh Veena..Tu ne joh tere ghar mein aur sasural mein kiya, woh hamaare ghar mein bhi kar..Hamaare liye..

Main: Chacha..Chachi..Samajh mein nahin aa raha main kya kahoon..Main toh chachi ke bhaiyyon aur bhabhiyon se sirf do ya teen baar mili hoon..Jaanti bhi nahin unhe acchhe se, woh mere baare mein kya sochenge..Agar kuch gadbad ho gayi toh mera naam ghar aur mere sasural mein kharaab ho jaayega chacha..

Chacha: Tu kuch nahin karna Veena, karenge sab Radhika aur main..Tu bas tera chakkar chala, dimaag mein daal unke, free kar unhein aur hamaari madad kar..Tu meri bhatiji hai, main tera naam kharaab nahin hone dunga..Tu kuch hamaara kaam aasaan kar, aur agar tujhe aisa laga ke tera naam kharaab hone waala hai, toh peechhe hatt jaa..Agar naam kharaab hone ki baat aayi, toh main apne pe le lunga..

Main: Aap ko aisa kyun lagta hai ke chachi ke bhai taiyyaar ho jaayenge, aur unki patniyaan bhi..

Chachi: Kya tujhe kabhi laga thha ke tere chacha aise ho saktein hain..Humein kuch laga nahin hai Veena, bas dil kar raha hai ke agar yeh ho sakta hai toh kitna acchha hoga..

Main: Chachi tum bhi na ek dum..

Chachi: Dekh teri marzi, agar tu naa kahe toh naa sahi..Koi zabardasti nahin hai..

Chacha: Haan Veena, sahi kaha Radhika ne..Hamaare dil mein baat aayi aur humne tujhse share kiya..Bas, aage teri marzi..

Main: Woh isi gaon mein rehtein hai naa..

Chachi: Isi mohalle mein..Kuch ghar door..

Main: Chachi..Yeh sab ek jhatke mein nahin hoga, aur hoga bhi ke nahin, nahin pata..Humein shaayad wahaan rukna pade, ya unhein yahaan..Kal jaake hi samajh mein aayega kaise kya karna hai..

Chachi: Kal chalein..

Main: Chachi, tu apne bhaiyyon se chudwaane itni utsuk hai..

Chachi: Tu ne kabhi nazdeek se nahin dekha hai na unhein, kal dekh lena aur khud faisla karna..

Maine chachi aur chacha ko dekhke muskuraa di.

Chachi: Tere liye bagal ka kamra taiyyaar kiya hai..

Maine chacha ka tana hua lund dekha aur chachi ki taraf mudi.

Main: Aapke pati ka lund toh mujhe yahaan rukne ko keh raha hai..

Chachi: Mere pati ka lund toh tera deewaana hai Veena..yahin ruk jaa..

Chacha bistar se utthke khade ho gaye aur mere haath pakad ke mujhe unke saamne khada kar diya. Chachi sarak ke mere peeche aa gayi aur mere kurte ke hook kholne lagi, chacha ne meri shalwaar ko khol diya aur meri taangon se alag kar diya. Neeche apni aediyon pe baitth gaye aur meri chaddi utaarne lage, chachi ne meri bra alag kar di aur ghutnon ke bal bistar pe baitthke meri chuchiyaan peechhe se kass li, chacha ne ab mere jhaanton mein apni naak ragdi aur mera daanyi taang utthaake apne kandhe pe Chadha diya aur apni naak meri chut ke honthon se ghasne lage, 

chachi peeche se mere dono nipple mees rahi thhi, maine chacha ke baal kass ke pakad liye aur meri chut pe unke honth dabaaye, unki zabaan mere andar ghus chuki thhi aur unke haath meri gaand ko kass ke pakde huey thhe, chachi ne mujhe thoda peechhe leke bittha diya aur main apni taangein upar Chadha di bistar pe phailaake, chacha aage sarak ke meri taangon ke beech aake mujhe chaatne lage. Chachi ne mere gaalon ko choom liya, maine apna moonh thoda peeche kiya use dekhne.

Main: Chachi..Tu ne dekha hai Raunak aur Rohit ka lund, joh itni paagal hui jaa rahi hai..

Chachi: Dekha hai..Tu bhi dekhegi toh paagal ho jaayegi..Dono kisaan hai tere chacha ki tarah..Kasa hua badan hai..Aur bhabhiyon pe toh inka dil pehle se hi hai..

Raunak chachi ka bada bhai thha aur Rohit chhota. Raunak ki patni thhi Mayuri aur Rohit ki Beena. Raunak chachi se do saal bada thha aur Rohit ek saal chhota. Family mujhe bhi acchhi hi lagi thhi aur sab milan saar thhe, ummeed thhi ke chacha chachi ka kaam ban jaayega. Chacha ne meri chut se moonh utthaaya.

Chacha: Bade ki patni Mayuri toh bhaiyya bhaiyya kar kea age peechhe daudti hai mere..Chhoti thoda sharmaati hai..Par dono ko nanga dekhne ki badi icchha hai..

Main: Khaali dekhoge chacha, ya..

Chacha: Bas ek baar haan keh de..

Chachi ne mujhe ab bistar pe chit lita ke beechon beech kheench liya, khud chacha ke paas gayi mere taangon ke beech. 

Chachi: Jaiyye uske moonh ke paas, main use taiyyaar karti hoon..

Main: Chachi main taiyyaar hoon, chacha taiyyaar hain toh daal dijiye..

Chacha yeh sunke meri taangon ke beech aa gaye chachi 69 ke position mein aa gayi mere saath, usne chacha ka supaada geela karke meri chut pe sata diya aur chacha andar utar gaye, chacha chacha aur mere milan ki jagah ko chaatne lagi, maine chachi ki chut pe apne honth bhida diye. Raat acchhi guzar rahi thhi, par kal ki fikar bhi thhi.

Farmhouse pe mere maa aur papa, meri saas aur sasur ke saath nange upar ke kamre ki balcony mein peete baitthe thhe, Sushila bhi unke saath thhi, paanchon ka khaana ho chuka thha aur phir bhi ek do drink ka mood ban gaya thha. Ek bicchhona daal ke paanchon aaram se bade takiyon pe aadhe letke whisky ki chuskiyaan le rahe thhe. Papa apni item ke saath sat ke baitthe thhe, yaani meri saas, aur mere sasur meri maa ki gaand ke daraar mein lund ghusaaye baitthe thhe uske nipple ko meeste huey. Sushila dono jodon ke saamne apni taangein lambi ki hui, balcony ke grill se peethh sataaye baitthi thhi. 

Sasur: Deepak..Yaar yeh Sushila ki shaadi ka kuch socha hai..

Sushila: Bauji..Main shaadi nahin karoongi..

Papa: Kyun..Yeh kya baat hui..

Sushila: Bauji..Aap sab ko main chhod ke nahin jaana chaahti..Please, mujhe alag mat kijiye..

Maa: Arre..Shaadi karke tu alag kaise ho jaayegi..Veena alag hui kya..Tu bhi toh Veena jaisi hai hamaare liye..

Sushila: Maa..Par didi ke paas Shekhar bhaiyya jaise pati bhi toh hain..Agar mujhe koi aisa waisa mil gaya toh..

Papa: Dekh..Tujhe lagta hai main kisi aise waise se karoonga teri shaadi..

Sushila: Bauji..

Sasur: Acchha acchha..Tension mat le..Jab tu kahegi tab karenge teri shaadi bas..

Papa: Arun..Yaar jaise Shekhar aur Pulkit ka Apu ke saath jamta nahin hai, tera toh aisa kuch problem nahin hain na mere saath..

Sasur: Saale..Jab bhi tu ne hum dono ko bulaaya hum aaye ke nahin..Aur jab humne bulaaya toh tum dono aaye naa..Aur Devisha toh yaad karti hi rehti hai tujhe..

Saas: Aap bhi toh bhabhi ko yaad karte rehtein hain..

Papa: Jab hum chaaron itne kareeb hain toh ek dusre ko naam se kyun nahin bulaate yaar..

Maa: Devisha..Aaj se in dono ko naam se hi bulaayenge..

Saas: Deepak bhaiyyyaaaaaa…

Papa: Saala yeh bhaiyyaaaaaa, kahaan se aa gaya, seedha seedha naam bol Devisha..Nahin toh aaj..

Saas: Kya karenge aaj..Bhaiyyyaaaaaa…

Papa ne saas ko chit lita diya aur uske honthon ke kareeb gaye.

Papa: Joh tu bol..Dekh, tan chuka hai..

Saas thoda palti, papa ki taraf peethh karke aur apni taang unki kamar pe Chadha di aur apne moonh peechhe le gayi.

Saas: Toh daal dijiye..Khade lund ko zyaada der rukaana nahin chaahiye..

Papa meri saas ko side se lena shuru kar diye, babuji aur meri maa, aur Sushila bhi dheemi roshni mein dono ki chudai ka maza le rahe thhe.

Sasur: Deepak..Kass ke daba uski chuchiyon ko..

Maa: Arun..Woh toh teri patni ko chhodega nahin..Tu kab mujhe pakdega..

Babuji ne maa ki gaand mein lund aur daba diya.

Sasur: Maine chhoda hi kahaan thha..Sushila, tu bhi aaja..Saath jhadenge teeno..

Sushila utthke maa aur bauji ke paas aayi, babuji chit let gaye aur maa ko apne moonh pe bitthha diya, Sushila lollipop choosne lagi. 

Chacha ne ab mujhe ghodi bana diya thha aur peechhe se tez dhakke de rahe thhe, chachi mere moonh ke saane let ke chatwa rahi thhi aur jhadne ke kareeb thhi. Main bhi zyaada door nahin thhi.

Farmhouse pe silsila zyaada der tak nahin chala, paanchon andar aake ek hi kamre mein so gaye, ek dusre se simatt ke. Chacha chachi yehi maahoul apne ghar mein banaana chaahte thhe. Woh bhi meri madad se. Koshish karne mein kya harj thha.

[Nasheeliaankhein]

UPDATE 89

Agli subah chachi aur main Raunak aur Rohit ke ghar ke liye nikle, chalk e hi jaana thha, zyaada door thha nahin, chacha apne kaam se nikal gaye thhe aur wahaan Raunak aur Rohit bhi khet gaye huey thhe, chachi ne Mayuri bhabhi aur Beena bhabhi ko bata diya thha ke hum aayenge, woh hamaare liye taiyyaar thhi. Darwaaze pe mera swaagat hua, ghar bada thha aur naya sa, Mayuri bhabhi ke do bacchhe thhe, ladka 8 saal ka thha aur ladki 6 saal ki, aur Beena bhabhi ki ek ladki thhi joh do saal ki thhi. Sab college gaye huey thhe, dono bhabhiyon ne mera gale milke swaagat kiya.

Mayuri: Prem ki shaadi mein zyaada baat karne nahin mila tujhse, Radhika bhabhi ne par acchha kaam kar diya..Bahut dil thha tujhe ghar bulaane ka, par sheheri hai na tu, pata nahin hum gaon waalon ke ghar aati ke nahin..

Main: Aa gayi na bhabhi..Bula ke toh dekha hota..

Beena: Saamaan kahaan hai tera, ab tu kuch din yahin reh hamaare saath..

Main: Arre..Main toh chachi..

Mayuri: Chachi ka rehne de, ab aa gayi hai toh jaane nahin denge..Tere Arjun chacha ne inki badi madad ki hai, unki bhatiji ki humne khaatir nahin ki toh kaise lagega..Tu apni hi hai..

Beena: Bata..Chai legi ya thanda..

Main: Beena bhabhi abhi abhi chachi ne parathe aur chai khila pila di..Ab toh khaane ya peene se rahi..Baad mein khaa lenge naa..

Mayuri: Aur bata..sasural mein sab kaisa chal raha hai..

Main: Acchha hai bhabhi..

Beena: Koi khush khabri hai ya nahin..

Main: Abhi kahaan bhabhi..Abhi abhi toh shaadi hui hai, do teen saal baad dekhenge..Pehle thoda enjoy toh kar lein..Shaadi ka matlab sirf bacchhe paida karna thodi na hai..

Mayuri: Sahi kaha thha teri chachi ne..Tu sahi sochti hai, hamaara dekh, pehle hi saal mein ek, dusre saal mein dusra..Maine toh haath uttha diya, kaha ab bas..Beena ne toh pehle hi saal mein paida kar liya..Ab kya, bas sambhaalte raho..

Main: Shekhar aur mere sasural ne bada saath diya hai bhabhi..Kabhi bacchhe ki maang nahin ki..Humein samay dena chaahtein hain, iss maamle mein main lucky hoon..

Chachi: Mera toh naalaayak nikla..

Mayuri: Arre kahaan bhabhi, Mumbai mein ghar bana diya hai..Bolo..Aur aap kehti hain naalayak nikla..

Main: Mayuri bhabhi..Bacchhe kahaan hain..

Mayuri: Naam mat lo unka..college gayein hain..Aayenge toh udham machegi..

Beena: Bhabhi mein rasoi mein kaam niptaati hoon, aap baat kijiye..

Chachi: Ruk mai haath bataati hoon..

Chachi aur Beena rasoi mein gaye, main Mayuri bhabhi ke saath baitthi rahi. Bhabhi umar mein zyaada nahin thhi, meri maa se bahut kum thhi unki umar, badan bhi bhara aur kasa hua hi thha, kamar bhi sahi thhi, na dubli thhi na moti. Bas sab sahi thha, saadi pehenti thhi aur lehja gaonti thha, baatein tikheen karti thhi.

Mayuri: Tum shehriyon ki zindagi hi acchhi hai, padhe likhe bhi ho..Samajdaari se kaam lete ho..

Main: Bhabhi aisa kuch bhi nahin hai..Padha likha hona ya shehri hone ka yeh matlab toh nahin hai ke sirf hamaari zindagi acchhi ho sakti hai, aapki nahin..

Mayuri: Hamaari kya hai Veena..Subah uttho bacchon ko taiyaar karke college bhejo, pati ka dabba banaao, use naashta do, phir..Kaam khatam hi nahin hota..Aur phir so jaao thakk haar ke..

Main: Thakk haar ke kyun bhabhi, kaam se ya pati ke saath thakk ke..

Mayuri: Pati hi khud itna thakk jaata hai ke humein kya thakaayega..

Main: Thakkte toh sab ke pati hain bhabhi..Par thakaane se nahin thakte..Har pati ek ladka hi toh hota hai, aur har aurat ek ladki..

Mayuri: Tere bacchhe nahin huey hai naa, isiliye tu nahin samjhegi..

Main: Maa papa ke teen bachhe hain bhabhi, Prem, Pulkit bhaiyya aur main..Par papa aaj bhi..

Mayuri: Sach..Mujhe nahin lagta..

Main: Chhodiye bhabhi..Shaayad aap zyaada thakti hain ghar ke kaamon mein, isiliye aap Raunak bhaiyya pe daal rahi hain..Woh toh ab bhi jawaan hi dikhtein hain, papa se toh kum hi hai umar unki..

Mayuri: Arre bhala uss cheez ko koi kaise mana karega, par pati kuch kare toh baat bane naa..

Main: Sirf pati pehel kare toh..Aap kuch nahin karengi..

Mayuri: Main kya kar sakti hoon..

Main bhabhi ke kareeb sarak gayi.

Main: Aapko interest hai na uss cheez main..

Bhabhi muskuraa di mere chehre ko dekhke, aur haan mein sar hila diya.

Mayuri: Kise nahin hai..Par main kar kya sakti hoon..

Main: Bhabhi, kya Raunak bhaiyya gaon mein sar neechhe jhukaake chaltein hain..

Mayuri: Matlab..

Main: Agar koi khoobsurat ladki unke saamne aaye, toh kya woh nahin dekhenge..

Mayuri: Koi bhi dekhega..

Main: Toh iska matlab hai woh ab bhi mohit hotein hain naa, aur jab aisa hai, toh raat ko unka dil kuch na kuch karna chaahega..Bas uss samay aap mein use woh ladki dikhna chaahiye, par dikhti nahin hai..

Mayuri: Tu kya keh rahi hai mere samajh ke baahar hai Veena..Theek se toh samjha..

Mujhe mera mauka mil gaya.

Main: Khul ke samjhaaun..

Mayuri: Aur nahin toh kya..

Main: Daantegi nahin na bhabhi..

Mayuri: Arre main kyun daantungi..

Main: Kyun ke bhabhi baat samjhaane ke liye kabhi udaaharan dena padhta hai, aur udaaharan se kabhi naaraazgi ho sakti hai..

Mayuri: Arre nahin hogi naaraazgi..Bata..

Main: Bhabhi..Kabhi aap Rohit bhaiyya se aakarshit hoti hain, sach bataiyye..Ya Arjun chacha se..

Bhabhi ka chehra laal ho gaya, woh mujhe ghoorti rahi.

Main: Maine kaha na aap naaraaz ho jaayengi..

Mayuri: Agar kisine sunn liya toh jhagde ho jaayenge..

Main: Bhabhi..Main kuch karne ko nahin keh rahi hoon, bas itna keh rahi hoon udaaharan se ke agar Raunak bhaiyya ko chachi pasand aati hai toh aap raat ko unhein chachi ban ke dikhaaiyye..

Mayuri: Main..Main kaise Radhika bhabhi ban sakti hoon.Aur woh mujhe kyun bataayenge ke woh kisse aakarshit hotein hai..

Main: Yehi toh baat hai na bhabhi..Aur ek udaaharan hai bhabhi..Par yeh sacchha hai, mere aur Shekhar ke beech ki baat..Bataaun..

Mayuri: Bata na re..

Main: Ek din Shekhar aur main mall mein ghoom rahe thhe, Main kuch khareed rahi thhi aur Shekhar ka dhyaan ek firangi mem pe padh gaya..Usne ek chhoti si chaddi pehni hui thhi aur upar se banyan jaisa t-shirt..Jaanghein, haath, seena..Sab dikh raha thha..Uss samay maine kuch nahin kaha, par raat ko usi mem ki tarah maine chhoti chaddi pehni, upar banyan jaisa t-shirt, aur kamre mein apne kaam karti rahi..Shekhar ne dekha, use woh ladki yaad aayi aur de patka mujhe..Thakaa diya raat bhar..

Mayuri: Gaon mein mall hi nahin hai, woh kise dekhenge aur main kya pehnungi..

Main: Unhein kise dekhne ki zaroorat nahin hai bhabhi..Aap ki banne ki zaroorat hai..

Mayuri: Teri baatein hai na Veena, jalebiyon ki tarah hai..Gol gol..

Main: Rijhaana aapko hai..Kaise woh aapko pata..Aap ne woh kahaawat toh suni hogi, jisne ki sharam, uske phoote karam..

Bhabhi hansne lagi, chachi aur Beena bhabhi baahar aaye.

Beena: Arre aisa kya keh diya Veena ne..

Mayuri: Baad mein bataati hoon..Chal, upar ke do kamre taiyyaar kartein hain..

Beena: Kis liye..

Mayuri: Arre, ek mein Veena rahegi, ek mein bhabhi aur Arjun bhaiyya..Chal..

Dono upar chale gaye, chachi mere kareeb aayi.

Chachi: Tu ne chakkar chala hi diya..Aaj tak kabhi Mayuri ne mujhe rukne nahin kaha hai..Bata na, kya kiya..Kya kaha..

Main: Chachi..Sabar rakkho..Koshish karenge..Baaki hona nahin hona, yeh toh raat hi bataayegi..Arjun chacha ko keh dena ghar hote huey hamaare kuch kapde laa de..Aur towel bhi..

Chachi: Ab teri chaddiyaan mera pati laayega..

Main: Utaarne mein toh peechhe nahin rehte tere pati chachi..

Hum dono hans pade, dopahar ka khaana maze ka thha, Mayuri bhabhi ne phone karke Raunak aur Rohit ko bula liya, chachi ne bhi chacha ko yahin bula liya, bacchhe bhi aa gaye thhe. Udham machne lagi, ghar ghar lagne laga, Raunak aur Rohit sharmile thhe thode, shaant swabhaav ke, acchhe dikhte thhe dono, lambe, taakatwar kisaan. 

Dono ki tagdi moocchhein thhi, aur rang saanvla ho gaya thha dhoop mein mehnat karke, par thhe dono gaonti gabru. Mere chacha jaise. Yeh gaon ke chhoron ka swaad hi kucch alag thha, bas inhe chakhne mil jaata toh maza aata. Hum sab khaane baitthe, Rohit mere saamne hi thha, chori chhupe woh mujhe dekhe jaa raha thha, main bhi use hi rijhaane mein lagi thhi, chachi aur Raunak bhaiyya ka chal raha thha aur chacha aur Mayuri bhabhi ka.

Raunak: Veena, iss saal holi hamaare saath manaao..Bada maza aata hai gaon ki holi mein..

Chacha: Haan pata hai..Chaar din dhone dhaane mein lag jaatein hain aur aisi aisi jagah rang lagta hai jahaan haath bhi nahi jaata..

Sab ki hansi chhoot gayi.

Main: Phir toh aisi holi khelne mein bada maza aayega..Main toh aaungi Shekhar ko leke..

Chachi: Aa jaana, par yahin dho ke bhi jaana, yahaan paani ki kami nahin hai, dono bhabhi ragad ragad ke dhulaane dengi nadi mein..

Main: Nadi mein..Phir toh aur bhi maza hai..

Rohit: Hamaare kheton se lag ke hi nadi behti hai..Saaf paani hai..

Main: Mujhe dekhna hai..Le jaaoge mujhe Rohit bhaiyya..

Rohit: Khaane ke baad chalo, mujhe waise bhi jaana hai kheton mein..

Chacha: Haan chali jaa Veena..Inke khet bade hain..

Sab thoda sa sharma gaye, khaana toh mazedaar thha, baatein bhi mazedaar hone lagi.

Chachi: Raunak bhaiyya..Mera bhi bada mann ho raha hai tere khet dekhne ka..

Raunak: Toh chali jaa Radhika Rohit ke hi saath..Dekh aa..

Chachi: Tumhein kuch kaam hai kya..Teri zameen toh nadi ke uss paar hai naa..

Raunak: Acchha theek hai, mere saath chal..

Chacha: Main bhi chala jaaun kheton main..Thoda kaam nipta ke aata hoon..

Mayuri: Arre bhaiyya..Abhi aap kahaan chale..Kaam toh nipat te hi rahega..Aaraam kar lijiye thoda, maine upar ka kamra laga diya hai aapke liye..

Chacha: Mayuri..Dopahar mein toh main sone se raha..Aur gupshup karne ke liye koi hai nahin..

Beena: Arre hum dono hai na bhaiyya..Main bhi dopahar ko so nahin paati hoon..

Chachi: Raat ko toh so paati hai na..Utna hi kaafi hai..

Beena bhabhi Rohit ka chehra dekhi, Rohit neeche dekha. Beena bhabhi ki beti apni college ki kitaab leke baitthi thhi khaane pe, Beena use khila rahi thhi.

Bacchi: Maa..Chodo ka kya matlab hai..

Sab ke chehre laal ho gaye, Beena ne uski kitaab ghasiti aur usmein dekhi.

Beena: Kuch bhi bolti hai, kahaan se seekha yeh..

Ladka: Chachi..Uske kitaab mein galti hai, yeh kitaab ki printing joh hui hai na, galat hai, teacheron ne kitaabein lautaane kaha hai..Chhodo ko galti se likha hai..Meeta ki galti nahin hai..

Beena: Tu chup kar, tujhe sab pata rehta hai, dekhiye na bhabhi isko..

Mayuri: Arre galti college waalon ki hai, tu bacchhon ko kyun daanti hai..

Beena: Jaao tum sab andar..Chalo..

Teeno bacchhe utthke chale gaye, kuch der sab chup baitthe rahe, maine chachi ko aankh maari, kuch second toh woh samajh nahin paayi, maine badi nazron se dekha, mauka acchha thha.

Chachi: Jaane de Beena..Bacchhein hain aur galti unki bhi nahin hai..Aur itna bura lagaane ki zaroorat nahin hai..Mayuri ka ladka toh bada hai, use pata hoga, par bacchhiyaan toh chhoti hain..

Chachi kuch samjhi hi nahin, mujhe hi kuch karna thha.

Main: Beena bhabhi..Hum sab toh bade hain..Humein arth bhi pata hai, humein samajhdaari se kaam lena hai, main aapse chhoti hoon, toh meri baat ka bura mat maaniye..Bacchhon ko bhi ek din uska arth pata chalega..Par jab humein pata hai, toh hum normal toh reh saktein hain..Aisa gussa gussa rehne se, aur sharmaane se kya faayda, agar yeh baat hamaare ghar mein hoti toh hum sab hans dete..Hai na chachi..

Chachi: Aur nahin toh kya..Sab bade hai yahaan..

Chacha: Koi aur galtiyaan toh nahin hai na kitaabon mein..Chhodo ka chodo kar diya hai toh bhoot ka chut bhi kar saktein hain..

Sab ki hansi chhoot gayi, Beena bhabhi toh laal ho gayi, chachi ne Mayuri bhabhi ki taraf dekha, woh muskuraayi, maine Rohit ko dekha, woh bhi muskura diya.

Chachi: Aap bhi naa..Bhabhiyaan hain yahaan..

Main toh chachi ka moonh dekhte reh gayi, chudna use thha, chacha sahi jaa rahe thhe, aur woh sab khel kharaab kar rahi thhi. Maine gusse se use dekha.

Main: Waise bhi aaj ke bacchhe hum sab se aage hi hain..Hum ne yeh sab shaadi ke baad seekha, woh toh dus wi tak sab seekh jaatein hain..

Mayuri: Yeh toh solah aane sach hai Veena..Kal hi Vikas ke bag se ek..

Mayuri bhabhi ek dum se chup hui. Raunak ne unka chehra dekha, hum sab unhein dekh rahe thhe, main bhi sunna chaahti thhi, agar wahi thha joh main sunna chaahti thhi toh maza aa jaata, baat aage badhti.

Raunak: Bol Mayuri, kya mila..Saale ki khaal udhed dunga..

Mayuri: Woh..Rehne dijiye baad mein bolti hoon..

Main: Mayuri bhabhi, bol dijiye..Vikas shaayad bach jaaye..

Raunak: Bol Mayuri..

Mayuri: Woh..Ek mastram ki kitaab nikli..

Raunak bhaiyya gusse mein khade huey.

Main: Raunak bhaiyya..Baitthiye..Please..Meri baat sunn lijiye, phir use jitna chaahe maariye, par meri baat sunn lijiye..

Raunak baitth ke meri taraf dekha.

Main: Agar aaj aapne use maara, toh woh agli baar chhup ke padhega..Aap ko pata bhi nahin chalega..Maarne se acchha, aap use akele mein samjhaaiyye ke ab woh apni padhaai pe dhyaan de, jab waisi cheezon ka samay rahega, aap khud use laa ke denge..Yeh umar kacchi hai, maar ka bura asar ho sakta hai..

Chachi: Yeh sahi keh rahi hai..Shaam ko baat kar usse, aur wahi bol joh Veena keh rahi hai..

Raunak bhaiyya chup rahe, maine chacha ko aankh maar di, ab unhein bhi mehnat karne thhi, rel gaadi sahi pattri pe thhi, kismat chamak rahi thhi, par saamuhik chudai ke maze lene se pehle, chacha chachi aur mujhe saamuhik taur pe kaam karna thha, mere chacha samajhdaar thhe.

Chacha: Tut oh aise gussa ho raha hai ki jaise tu ne mastram kabhi padha hi nahin ho..Hum sab padhtein thhe yaar, usi se toh jawaani mein kadam rakkha..Bata, tu padhta thha ya nahin..

Waah, yeh thhe mere chacha, super hit. Kya teer maara thha, mera dil thha iss baat pe hi unse chudwa loon, maine dono bhaiyyon aur bhabhiyon ke chehre dekhe, unhein bhi maza aa raha thha. Raunak sharmaaya.

Raunak: Kya bhaiyya..Woh toh bachpan ki baatein thhi..

Chacha: Acchha..Toh tu kya boodha ho gaya..

Mayuri: Boodha hi samajhiye Arjun bhaiyya..

Sab ki hansi chhoot gayi, Raunak ne jhoothe gusse se use dekha.

Raunak: Acchha..Toh tujhe main boodha lagta hoon..Haan..

Main: Aap ki aur Rohit bhaiyya ki jaisi body hai na bhaiyya, waisi toh sheher ke ladkon ki hoti hi nahin, woh sab gym waali body hoti hai, aap dono aur Arjun chacha ki toh natural hai..Kadi mehnat waali body..Asli mard hain tum teeno..

Beena: Haan par asli mard bhi thakk jaata hai toh uska koi faayda nahin hota naa..

Yeh maara chhakka Beena bhabhi ne, Rohit ne use gusse se dekha. Maine ball utthaaya boundary line se.

Main: Bhabhi ko kyun gusse se dekhte ho Rohit bhaiyya..Woh sahi keh rahi hai..Shekhar bhi din bhar computer pe baittha rehta hai, thakk jaata hai dimaag aur badan se woh bhi..Par maine strictly keh diya hai use, apni thakaan hamaare kamre mein mat laana, andar chust hi aana, sust nahin…

Mayuri aur Beena bhabhi dono apne patiyon ko dekhke muskura diye, Raunak aur Rohit bhaiyya thoda hil gaye. Maine phir chachi ki taraf dekha, aisa lag raha thha ke chudna toh use hai, par mehnat main aur chacha hi kar rahe thhe.

Chachi: Kyun bhaiyya..Hamaari bhabhiyaan sahi keh rahi hain..Tum dono unka khayaal nahi rakhte..

Mayuri: Kaash..

Maine socha ke yeh teer kaafi thha ab baat baad mein aage badhaane ke liye, abhi ke liye sab ho chuka thha, dheere dheere maarne mein maza thha. Main khaane pe se utth khadi hui.

Main: Aisa khaana agar roz mile toh mujhe bhi gym join karna padega..Mera toh hua..Ab chaltein hain khet..Dikhaaoge na Rohit bhaiyya..

Rohit: Haan Veena, mera bhi khaana hua, bike pe chaltein hain..

Iss baat pe Beena bhabhi ne mujhe aur Rohit ko dekha, Mayuri bhabhi bhi chachi ki taraf dekhi.

Chachi: Raunak bhaiyya, aapke bhi khet dikha do mujhe..

Chacha: Aur mujhe woh mastram ki kitaab de do, mera time pass ho jaayega..

Sabki hansi chhoot gayi.

[Nasheeliaankhein]

UPDATE 90

Haath dhone ke baad main upar ke kamre mein gayi neeche Rohit ko rukaake, Mayuri bhabhi mere saath thhi aur chacha bhi upar aa gaye thhe, maine kapde change karne ka socha thha, shalwar kameez se nikal ke jeans aur T-shirt pehenne ka iraada thha, chacha lambe ho gaye bistar pe, chachi mere bag ke paas khadi thhi. Maine unko meri t-shirt dikhaayi, sleeveless thhi.

Main: Mayuri bhabhi yeh pehnu..

Mayuri: Tu shaadi shuda hai, agar tera pati mana nahin karta toh koi kaise rok sakta hai tujhe..

Main: Mere pati toh kabhi mana nahin karenge bhabhi..Aap yeh sab nahin pehenti..

Mayuri: Paagal hai..Main yeh sab pehenungi toh tere bhaiyya ghar ke baahar jaane hi nahin denge..

Main: Main kahaan keh rahi hoon ghar ke baahar jaao, apne pati ko toh pehen ke dikha sakti ho naa..

Mayuri: Pata nahin, woh kya kahenge..

Main: Koshish toh karke dekho..Patak denge aapko..

Mayuri: Patak diya toh acchha hai..

Chacha ne bistar se aawaaz lagaayi, hamaari baat woh nahin sunn paa rahe thhe.

Chacha: Arre Mayuri bhabhi, tum keh rahi thhi naa Vikas ke bag mein woh kitaab..

Mayuri bhabhi ne mera moonh dekha, maine aankh maari use.

Main: De do na chacha ko laake..Yaa Unhi ke saath baitthke padhlo..

Mayuri: Tu paagal ho gayi hai..Bacchhein hain ghar mein, Beena hai..

Main: Beena bhabhi ko main apne saath le jaati hoon, bacchhe tuition jaane waale hai naa..Aap baittho unke paas..

Mayuri bhabhi ne meri chumti kaat di.

Mayuri: Tu badi kharaab hai..

Main: Hoon toh hoon..Aap toh mere kharaab hone ka faayda uthaaiyye..Laa dijiye, main do minute mein taiyyaar hoke jaati hoon..Ek baar bacchhe chale gaye, phir aapki marzi..

Mayuri bhabhi soch mein padh gayi, maine wahin shalwaar khol di aur mere pairon mein gir gayi, unki aankhein phati reh gayi.

Mayuri: Tere chacha yahin hain..Dekh..Dekh rahein hain..

Main: Mayuri bhabhi darwaaza bandh kar dijiye, aapko ek cheez dikhaati hoon..

Mayuri bhabhi ne darwaaza bandh kiya aur palti, main bra mein khadi thhi, unhonein chacha ki taraf dekha, dono ki nazrein mili aur maine T-shirt wahin pehenna shuru kiya, phir shalwaar utri aur jeans chadhi chacha aur Mayuri bhabhi ke saamne hi, Mayuri ka toh moonh khula ka khula reh gaya, main ready ho gayi aur unke haath pe haath rakh di.

Main: Jaaiyye kitaab laaiyye, unke sone se pehle..Main chali..

Main aur woh saath mein utre neeche, bacche nikal rahe thhe, Raunak chachi ko bike pe le jaa raha thha, aur maine Rohit aur Beena ko taiyyaar kar diya, Beena khushi khushi ready ho gayi, maine dekha thha khaane ke samay ke woh Rohit aur mere akele jaane se khush nahin thhi. Ab khush thhi. 

Hum sab nikle, ghar ka darwaaza bandh hua, Mayuri bhabhi apne kamre mein gayi aur kitaab nikaali, upar dheere dheere gayi sochte huey, mann mein khalbali si machi thhi, uttejit ho gayi thhi, Arjun chacha ko bahut maanti aur pasand karti thhi woh, aur Arjun chacha toh unki taareef karte thakkte nahin thhe, dheere se unhonein chacha ka kamra thhak thhakaaya. Chacha ne darwaaza khol diya. Mayuri bhabhi ne kitaab aage ki.

Chacha: Arre Mayuri, main toh mazaak kar raha thha, bachpan mein bahut padhi hain aisi kitaabein..Main toh tere saath gupshup ladhaane ka bahaana bana raha thha, dopahar mein neend nahin aati naa..Tujhe aaraam toh nahin karna hain naa..

Mayuri: Nahin..

Chacha: Toh aa baitth na..Thodi baat kartein hain, jab jaana hoga toh chali jaana..

Mayuri bhabhi andar chali gayi aur bistar ke ek kone mein neeche pair latkaake baitth gayi, chacha thodi door baitthe. Kitaab Mayuri bhabhi ne apne saadi ke pallu mein chhupa diya, chacha unko dekh rahe thhe.

Chacha: Veena ne acchha kiya ke Raunak ko samjha diya, nahin toh bahut maar padhti Vikas ko..

Mayuri: Samajhdaar hai Veena..Apni umar se zyaada tajurba hai usko..Maa aur pita ka haath hota hai ismein..

Chacha: Radhika aur main bhi tere aur Raunak ki tarah hi thhe Mayuri..

Mayuri: Matlab..

Chacha: Pati patni thhe, dost nahin..Radhika darrti thhi mujhse aur main darraata thha use..Aaj main use apna dost maanta hoon..Hamaare beech na darr hai naa jhooth..Kitni bhi badi baat ho, Na main Radhika se chhupaata hoon na woh mujhse..Tujhe aur Raunak ko bhi aisa hi kuch karna chaahiye..

Mayuri: Kaise karoon bhaiyya..Aap kaise badle..

Chacha: Bataaunga toh tu dang reh jaayegi.Sab Veena ka hi kiya dhara hai..

Mayuri: Veena ka..Usne kya kiya..Kaise kiya..

Chacha: Sharam khatam kar di ghar aur gharwaalon ki..Na koi pati raha na baap, naa bhai raha na bhabhi..Aur na koi chacha, maasi ya chachi..Sab ko ek dusre ka dost banaaya..

Mayuri: Main samjhi nahin Bhaiyya..

Chacha: Samjha sakta hoon, par tu jhel paayegi aisi baat ko..Uska darr hai mujhe..

Mayuri: Aisi kya baat hai joh mujhe jhelne mein..

Chacha: Dekh, main Radhika aur Veena se salaah mashaura karta hoon, phir agar unhein theek laga toh tujhe bhi bata denge..

Mayuri: Kahiya na bhaiyya..Main kisi ne nahin kahoongi..

Chacha aage sarke aur Mayuri bhabhi ka haath pakda aur apne sar pe rakkhe.

Chacha: Khaa meri kasam..

Mayuri bhabhi ne haath phauran hata diya.

Mayuri: Aap ko mere pe bharosa nahin hai kya..Main jhel bhi sakti hoon aur dil mein rakh bhi sakti hoon..

Chacha ne Mayuri bhabhi ka haath apne haath mein rakkha. Bhabhi ne kuch nahin kiya.

Chacha: Kuch der pehle Veena ne apna kurta aur shalwar mere saamne badle, tu ne dekha na..

Mayuri bhabhi ne haan mein sar hilaaya.

Mayuri: Main bhi dang reh gayi thhi…

Chacha: Mayuri..Ab kya bataaun, jab tu uss baat se dang reh gayi, toh aage kya sunegi, rehne de..

Mayuri bhabhi ne ab chacha ka haath apne sar pe rakh diya.

Mayuri: Kahiye na bhaiyya, aapko meri kasam..

Chacha muskuraaye aur apna haath hata ke unke gaal pe rakh diya.

Chacha: Pagli…

Chacha ab apna haath uss kitaab pe rakh diye aur unke pallu se nikaal diye aur uske panne paltaane lage, bhabhi ki utsukta badha rahe thhe, Mayuri bhabhi ne unke gaal pe haath rakh diya. Chacha ne apna haath uske haath pe rakh diya aur sehlaane lage.

Chacha: Maine Veena ko nanga dekha hai, aur Veena ne mujhe..

Mayuri: Mujhe laga thha usse zyaada bhi kuch hua hai..Hai na bhaiyya..

Chacha ne unki aankhon mein dekha, Mayuri bhabhi unhein ghoor rahi thhi, kuch dhoondh rahi thhi unki aankhon mein, chacha ne apne gaal se unka haath utaar ke apne haath mein rakkha aur sehlaane lage aur neeche dekh rahe thhe, Mayuri bhabhi ne dusre haath se unka chehra upar kiya.

Mayuri: Kahiye naa bhaiyya..Yeh baat mere dil mein rahegi..

Chacha: Haan..Hua hai..

Mayuri bhabhi unhein dekhti rahi, chacha bhi use dekhte rahe, chacha neeche dekh ke uss kitaab pe nangi ladki ki tasveer pe apni ungli pher rahe thhe, Mayuri bhabhi ne dekha, chacha ne ab apna chehra utthaaya.

Chacha: Mayuri..Hum sab ko rishhte baandhte hain, aur samjhauta karne pe majboor kartein hain..Tu meri bhabhi lagi, mujhe bhaiyya bulaati hai tu..Par yeh rishhta mujhe baandhta hai, mujhe majboor karta hai..

Mayuri: Kaise bhaiyya..Kaise majboor karta hai..

Chacha: Yeh rishhte ke wajah se, main yeh nahin keh sakta tujhe ke tu kitni khoobsoorat hai..Tera yeh haath mere haath mein mujhe romanchit karta hai..Mere badan mein ek..Chhod..Kya kya kahoon..Agar yeh rishhta nahin baandhta mujhe, majboor nahin karta mujhe toh bahut kuch kehta tujhse..Par nahin keh sakta..Hum bhabhi bhaiyya ke rishhte ko nibha rahein hain naa..Dost nahin hai hum ke tujhse main apni dil ki baat kahoon..

Mayuri bhabhi sunn aur samajh rahi thhi. 

Chachi: Mayuri..Tu jaa yahaan se..Joh Veena ne kiya hamaare liye, utna hi bas hai..Main laalchi nahin banna chaahta..

Mayuri: Bhaiyya..Jab tak bacchhe nahin aate kya hum baat kar saktein hain..Bhaiyya bhabhi ki tarah nahin..Doston ki tarah..

Chacha ne haan mein sar hila diya, par unka iraada aaj hi sab kuch karne ka nahin thha, maine saaf saaf keh diya thha unse ke dheere dheere sab ko line pe laayenge, jaldi karne se kaam kharaab ho jaayega, maine ghodi ko kinaare laane ko kaha thha unse, paani peena nahin peena ghodi ka kaam thha, unhonein kinaare tak laaya thha ghodi ko, ghodi taiyyaar bhi ho hi gayi thhi, par thoda aur dheeraj rakhne mein hi jeet thhi. Chacha ne rakkhi, aur yahaan wahaan ki baat shuru kar di, Mayuri bhabhi unhein mudde pe rakhne ki koshish kar rahi thhi, par chacha ne unhein ghumaaya, Bacchhe bhi aa gaye, Mayuri bhabhi neeche chali gayi, chacha ne socha, ab thoda so hi letein hain, par khade lund se neend kaise aayegi. Chup chaap mastram ki kitaab padhne lage.

Rohit, Beena aur mujhe khet pe laaya thha, gaadi mein, jagaah toh kaafi badi thhi, nadi bhi kareeb thhi, khet ke paas unka chhota sa makaan bhi thha jismein khet ka saamaan pada thha, hum kuch der wahaan ruke, phir nadi kinaare baitth gaye, unke ek aadmi ne hamaare liye chai laayi, aur hum teeno chai ki chuski leke nadi aur yahaan wahaan ki baatein karne lage ghaas mein baitthke.

Beena: Kaisa laga hamaara gaon Veena..

Main: Acchha hai bhabhi..Bada acchha hai, kitni shaanti hai yahaan..

Rohit: Holi mein aaogi na Veena..

Beena bhabhi ne Rohit ka chehra dekha, mujhe Beena badi insecure lag rahi thhi, use darr thha ke Rohit aur mere beech koi chakkar na chale, use yeh sikhaana thha ke main yahaan uske pati ko churaane nahin aayi hoon, balki sirf unke ghar ko chudakkad banaane aayi thhi. Itne mein jis aadmi ne chai laaya thha, woh Rohit ko bulaane aaya, khet mein kuch bataana thha use, Rohit chala gaya uske saath, Main aur Beena akele baitthe rahe, main uske kareeb gayi.

Main: Bhabhi..Kyun shaque karti ho itna mujhpe aur Apne pati pe bhi..

Beena: Main..Main kyun tum dono pe shaque karoongi..Arre tum galat samajh rahi ho..Tumhe yeh khayaal aaya bhi kaise..

Main: Bhabhi..Khaao mere sar ki kasam aur keh do ke main galat hoon..

Beena ne haath hata diya aur neeche dekhi, maine uska chehra utthaaya.

Main: Bhabhi..Aap mere se zyaada badi nahin hain, hum acchhe dost ban saktein hain, main Mayuri bhabhi se itna khulke nahin baat kar sakti, par aap ko dekhti hoon toh meri Priya bhabhi yaad aati hai, woh meri bhabhi kum, meri saheli zyaada hai..Main aapka pati churaane nahin aayi hoon bhabhi..Mere liye Shekhar hi kaafi hai..

Beena: Veena, mujhe tujhse koi pareshaani nahin, hai toh bas ek hi darr, ke, kisi din Rohit mujhse door nahin ho jaaye..

Main: Woh kyun aapse door hoga..

Beena: Veena..Unhein shaadi se pehle sheher mein basna thha..Sheher ki ladki se shaadi karni thhi, padhi likkhi, khoobsoorat, free minded ladki chaahiye thha unhein..Mili main, gaon ki gawaar..Woh tum jaisi ladki se shaadi karna chaahte thhe..Isiliye darr lagta hai..Aur kuch nahin..

Main: Beena bhabhi..

Beena: Beena kaho..Tumne hi kaha na ke hamaari umar mein zyaada farak nahin hai..

Main: Theek hai..Beena, pata nahin par, khaane ke samay tumhaari baaton se mujhe aisa laga ke tum dono ki personal zindagi kuch theek nahin chal rahi hai..Koi problem hai kya..

Beena: Jhagde nahin hote Veena, par sab theek bhi nahin hai..

Main: Khulke bol na..

Beena: Mujhe aisa lagta hai ke woh mere saath khush nahin hain..Main unhein khush nahin rakh paati..

Main: Sahi sahi bataayegi, kya baat hai..

Beena: Woh pehle toh mujhe baahar ki filmein bataate thhe, nangi waali..Aur usmein joh hota thha, mujhse karna chaahte thhe..Main hi shaayad..

Main: Tu lucky hai yaar Beena..

Beena: Main lucky hoon? Kaise..Hamaare beech kuch theek nahin, aur main lucky hoon..

Main: Paagal, tera pati toh tujhe woh filmein bataata hai aur tujhse hi woh sab karwaana chaahta hai..Kitne pati toh filmon waali cheezein baahar kisi aur ke saath kartein hain aur ghar pe seedhe saadhe bante hain..Tera pati toh tera hai yaar Beena, agar tu use woh sab nahin degi toh gaya haath se..

Beena: Main sab karti hoon Veena..Par..Kahin na kahin sharma jaati hoon..

Main: Kya tujhe acchha nahin lagta..

Beena: Acchha lagta hai..Par..

Main: Par var mat kar Beena, tere pati ko sab kuch de joh woh maangta hai..Aur tu bhi usse maang ..Keh usse ke tujhe kya chaahiye, usse karwa cheezein.Use lagne de ke tu enjoy kar rahi hai..Agar chup chaap bistar pe padhi rahegi toh kya maza aayega use..Use de, aur tu bhi le Beena..

Beena: Ab toh door hote jaa rahein hain mujhse woh..Jabse bacchha hua hai, hum mein dooriyaan aa gayi hain, hafte mein ya kabhi kabhi mahine mein ek baar aatein hain woh mere paas..

Main: Dekh..Sab theek ho jaayega..Aaj se hi tu uske kareeb jaa..Uske saamne kapde badal..Free reh uske kareeb..Kuch faltu si baat poocchh liya kar kabhi..Kabhi haath laga diya kar use..Use lagne de ke tujhe zaroorat hai uski..Chhed use..Masti kar..Bas, chup mat reh, agar raat ko usne karwat kar li, toh tu chipak usse..Haath laga de uske..

Beena mera chehra dekhte rahi, maine uske gaal pe haath rakkha.

Main: Dekh..Sex pati patni ko baandhe rakhhta hai..Aur sex hi unhein kareeb laata hai..Jab badan ek honge, toh dil aur dimaag bhi ek honge..Karegi naa main joh keh rahi hoon..

Beena ne haan mein sar hilaaya.

Main: Pehle tu aur Rohit apni life sudhaaro, phir main ek aur cheez sikhaaungi tujhe..Par woh sikhaane se pehle tum dono ko ek hona padega..

Beena: Kya sikhaayegi, abhi sikha na..

Main: Dekh pehli class ki pareeksha dene ke baad hi bacchha dusri class mein jaa sakta hai..Tu pehli pareeksha toh pass kar..

Beena: Arre teacher didi..Bata na..

Main: Nahin bata sakti..Pehle lena seekh, baad mein tujhe dena sikhaaungi..

Beena: Tu na badi kharaab hai..Par saheli acchhi hai..

Main: Kal bataana raat kaisi rahi..Bataayegi naa..

Beena: Pakka..

Yahaan itni jaldi daal nahin galne waali thhi, Rohit aur Beena ka hi maamla gadbad thha, jab woh theek hoga, tab aage ki baat hogi, nahin toh kuch nahin. Ummeed pe duniya kaayam hai, aur duniya apne samay se ghoomti hai, kisi ke baap ka raaj nahin chalta uspe. Mujhe kahaan jaldi thhi, problem chachi ka thha, mera nahin.