Janvi kapoor bani kalu ki rakhel

[Kaliya]

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Janvi kapoor (Sridevi ki beti) Jo abhi hi bollywood me enter hue thi iski gaand me kitne dono ka muth roj nikalwati hai iski chudai ek kalu bihari se hogi 

[Kaliya]

aaj main aapko Ek Kahani batane ja raha hun Jhanvi Kapoor Ek Bihari Kalu ke land ke liye Pagal Ho Jaati Hai Aur Uske land ko apni mangne sajaana chahti hai to




 Kahani Shuru karte hain Jhanvi Kapoor Jaisa ki aap log Jante Hain Janhvi Kapoor Bollywood ki mashhur heroine Sridevi ke beti hai Ek Rajkumari Ki Tarah  aur Hamesha Rajkumari Ki Tarah rhi  Jindagi Mein Kisi chij Ki Kami Nahin Hui aur Ab To janvi ek film ka naam Dhadak tha jo release hue thi


 Janvi kapoor ke baare me ek se ek handsome Ladka uske sath milne ke sapne dekhte the 


Wahi dursi aur Mumbai mein ek Basti Mein Jahan Sridevi ka ghar tha pass Ek kalu Naam Ka Bihari rahata tha aur   usne kai baar Dekha Tha ki janvi Kapoor ko  Jab wo gym se Aati Thi To Hamesha kacche Mein Aati Thi uski Tango ko dekhta tha aur uska man Karta Tha ki Jhaangee  ko Chuse




Jhanvi Kapoor Jaisa ki aap log Jante Hain Ki Kalu Bihar ka bihari tha vah Hamesha gandigi me  rahata tha Kyunki vo vahan ke  gatar saaf Karta Tha lekin vah Jab Jahnvi Kapoor ko deta tha to use ekadam Pagal Ho Jaaye Karta Tha kalu ka Man Karta Tha ki chut me sharab daal kr piye  aur uski gaand  Ko chat chat Kar Itna Chahte ki kya kahun


Kyuki jb se janvi kapoor ne gym join kara tha uski gand ekadam se  Chaudi aur Bahar ko nikal Gai thi 


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Ab aapko kalu ke saap se wakif krata hu

 Kalu ke land ka size 10 inch ka tha uska land 4 inch Mota tha Dekha 

Janvi Kapoor. ke ghar mein Ek naukrani kaam karti thi Jiska Naam Kamla tha jo Jhanvi Kapoor ke yahan Salon se kam karti thi isliye Jaanvi Kapoor ka use per bahut Bharosa tha ek din jab Kamla kitchen Mein kaam kar rahi thi to Uske pishalne ki vajah Se Uske  pair mein ek moch a Gai Moch Jyada Badi To Nahin Thi lekin vah Jyada der tak Khadi Rah kar Kam Nahin kar sakti thi usne is bare mein a apni Memsaab yani ki Jhanvi Kapoor ko bataya to Kamla Ne Janvi se kaha ki Aitraaz na ho to pass ki bharti Mein Se Hi 





Uske bad Kamla  ne kaha ki agar aapko Aitraaz na ho to main aapse ek baat kar sakti Hun To jaanvi ne Kaha bolo to Kamla Ne Kaha MemSahab Main Apni vasti Mein Se Ek aadami Ko Janti hun jo Khali pada rahata hai wo Thode Din Mere saath Ghar ke kam Mein help Kar Dega Janvi ne kaha Tumhari Baat to sahi hai lekin maine us Basti Mein jyadatar log gande aur  kale katule h kya Kahate Hain unhe blackdog. (Janvi hasne lgi )
 Jaise dikhte Hain to Kamla ne kaha ki main use acchi Tarah Janti hun vah bahut Achcha hai to Jhanvi Kapoor Ne thodi der Socha aur fir usne   han bol Diya Usne kaha ki kal usse Lekar Mujhse Milana Uske bare mein Jab Main Tumhen Kuchh bataungi FIR janvi apne room me chali gyi aur kamla Apne kam mein vyast ho gai lekin Main Yahan ko aapko ek baat batana chahta hun Kamla Ne Jis aadami Ke Liye Jhanvi Kapoor se baat ki thi   Kalu bihari Hi Tha Darasal wo Kamla ka Aashiq tha Kamala usse Roj Roj chudati thi lekin Jab Se vah Yahan kam karne Lagi Hai To vah jyada hi rahti Thi Aur Hafte Mein Sirf Do Hi Din apne ghar ja pati thi  kalu me uSe kai baar bola tha ki apne memsaheb ke yaha muje bhi  kam pr lagva De 


Kamla Uske land ke liye itna pagal thi ki usne ab Kalu ko Apne Sath Hi Kam pr lagwane ka  Faisla kar liya aur FIR Kamla sara kam karne ke bad sham ko Kalu ke jhopadi ki or gai usne dekha Ek Char Pai per kalu Leta hua tha usne is Waqt Ek ganda kaachha a pahna hua tha Jo ekadam ganda tha usmein dhul jami hue  thi aur Kalu ko Kahane Lagi tumne kaha tha na ki tumne Janvi mam ke yahan kaam karna hai main tumse Tumhari Baat kara Di Hai Ab tum vahan per kam kar sakte ho kalu ne  Aisa Suna aur vo ek dam phula Nahin Samaya ki tabhi Kamla niche ho Gaye aur uska kachra utharne Mein Lagi aur uska jo Kala land tha vah Soya hua tha vah Uske land ke pass Gai aur usne Apne Naak ko uss land ke tatto 
ke andar daal kr uski smell apne andar utarne lgi 

Kalu  kamla ki Gand Mein Apna land dalne Laga Kalu ka land Ab Tak Na Jaane Kitni bar liya tha lekin Aaj Bhi Jab Woh uska land Leti Thi To wo Itna chillati Thi Ki Jaise vah pahli bar le rahi ho Kalu ka land Har Bar aisa lagta tha

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[Kaliya]

Kalu  kamla ki Gand Mein Apna land dalne Laga Kalu ka land Ab Tak Na Jaane Kitni bar liya tha lekin Aaj Bhi Jab Woh uska land Leti Thi To wo Itna chillati Thi Ki Jaise vah pahli bar le rahi ho Kalu ka land Har Bar aisa lagta tha Jaisa ki uska size Badh Raha Hai aur FIR Uske bad


Usne land ko  Kamla ki Gand Mein pura land daal diya

 lekin aaj Kalu par koi janawar sawar tha kyuki wo  sooch raha tha ki yah land vo Kamla ki Gand Mein Nahin Dal Raha balki bollywood ki Rajkumari aur uske lund ki Mallika Jhanvi Kapoor ki Gand Mein land daal rha hai aur kalu ne thake Lagane start karen pata nahin aaj kalu per kaun sa Janwar Sawar tha aur usne aise  dhakke Mare ki use Kamla ki chikho ka bilkul Ehsas nahin tha aur vah land uski Gand Mein bus lagatar dhakke Lagaya ja raha tha  kalu apne land ko kam se kam uski gand Pune ek ghante Tak uski Gand Mein land Dala Rakha aur kalu ka stamina bahut hi jyada tha aur uske bad vah donon vahin so gaye Aur agale din jab Kalu Utha to Kamla ne kaha ki pahle Thode se Saaf sutre ho jao aur FIR Uske bad Chalna Janvi MemSab ko Aise badboodar log bilkul Pasand Nahin Hai O fir usne Kamla Ki Baat manli aur vo Andar Se Ek thodi saaf di pant pehan aaya jo pant uski ghunto tk thi


Wo pant uske ghutnon ke Tk Hi thi aur uske bad uski tang dikh rhi thi Jo ekadam se kali  thi  jaise kisi ne uss pr kala paint pr rakha ho

Aur Tango per Bal hi bal the  wo ek Jangli Janwar  lg rha tha aur usne Upar Se Ek half type ki t-shirt Dali aur uski donon bahe ekadam Kali Thi aisa lag raha tha ki Jaise wo  Koi Africa Se Aaya Hua koi negro ho



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Phir donon Jhanvi Kapoor ke bangle ki aur nikal Liye lekin kalu ne dikha ki Gate  ke bahar jb enter kar raha tha to usne Kamla Se poochha Ki Jaanvi Kapoor ke yahan Koi Watchmen Nahin Hai wo kamla boli ki   tha pr picche hafte ki uss watchman ko nikal diya kalu ne poccha kyu to kamla ne kaha ki wo jb  Jhanvi mam gym se aakar ghar me enter ho rhi thi to wo men saheb ko ghur kar   dekh raha tha to Jaanvi mem ne use do thappad Mare aur usko security officer ke Hawale Kar Diya Kalu Ko andaza Ho Gaya ki jaanvi  bahut Ghamandi  Ladki Hai Lekin vah Kitne Bhi Ghamandi Ho saali kutiya janvi ko kalu me apne kale land ki Gulam Banane Ka Faisla kar liya tha Uske bad Kalu ghar mein dakhil hua





  
Kalu  kamla ghar mein ghar gaye aur Kalu aur Kamla kitchen ki or gaye aur kalu ne Dekha ki kitchen Mein ekadam  sbAchcha hai sab Kuchh aur uske bad Kamla ne kalu Se Kaha Tum Yahan baitho Aur Main Dekh Kar Aati Hun Ki memsab uthi hai ya nahin aur swo vahan se Chali Gai aur sidhiyo Se Hoti Hui Upar ki or gai aur usne FIR andar Awaaz Lagai ki Memsaab Agar uth Gai ho to aapke liye juice Le aaun andar se awaz aae han Kamla juice le aao aur uske bad Kamla niche ki aur  gyi aur kitchen ne fridge mein se ek  Botal nikali  Ek Kanch ke gilas ke pass Rakha aur usmein se juice dalne Lagi to Kalu ne poochha yah kya hai to Kamla ne bataya ki yah Jaanvi Mem sahab ka sabse pasandida juice hai aur  yeYahan ka Nahin Hai yah Janvi Memsaab yani ki videshon se lati hai

 Uske bad kalma juice ke gilas ko ek tray Mein Rakha aur Upar ki or Jaane Lagi aur FIR voKamre Mein Gai to Jhanvi Kapoor Uthe hui thi aur apne mobile ko Chala rahi thi aur usne Tumhen Kanoon Mein handfree laga rakha tha aur uske bad kamla ne  juice ki tray Vahi Bagal Mein Rakh De aur vah niche ki aur a Gai aur Apne kam Mein Lag Gai aur FIR Uske bad Jaanvi Kapoor handfree lagakar niche ki or a rahi thi vah kanon Mein handfree lagakar gane sun rahi thi aur aur Matak rahi thi  kalu kitchen ke bilkul paas baitha tha use Bahar Dekha Ki Kisi Ke Aane Ki Awaaz a rahi hai usne Upar Se Koi aa rha h use Dekha To uski Aankhein Khuli Ki Khuli Rah gai usne Dekha ki Kapoor Ek Chhotisi Kachi pahankar Jo Safed Rang Ki Thi Aur sports bra type pehnti thi aur vah Kacchi ekadam uski chut ko bilkul tight Kaise hui thi Kalu Ka Dhyan use chut me pashi Kachi ki aur  tha ki Kash Ek Bar yah bahan ki Lodi mil Jaega Uske bad Jaanvi Kapoor niche gyi aur ek table per baith gai table kitchen Ke Samne R

[Kaliya]

Kamla jaanti thi Jhanvi Kapoor Ghamandi hai lekin yah bhi Janti thi ki jb se  uski Maa Sridevi Mari Hai Tab Se vah Thodi Si emotional Ho Gai thi aur uske bad usne Jhanvi Kapoor se ek Jhooth kahan ki yah Jo Kalu hai na uski wife  ka accident mein mar gyiwi Jab Se hi aise hi rahata Hai Varna yah bhi pahle Ek Achcha Insan tha koi bhi aadami Uske Rang Se Nahin Mana Jata Jhanvi Kapoor ekadam thoda sa emotional Ho Jaati Hai


Janvi kehti h  main Tumhare Kahane per ise Yahan Rakh rhi hu lekin Agar kam mein thodi si Galti Hui to main isliye turant nikal Dungi 




Kamla bahut khush hui ki memsaheb man gai lekin janvi ke man mein abhi bhi kalu  ke liye ek ghin thi Kyunki Kallu dikhne Mein Hi Aisa tha khasskr kr uske kale rang ko lekar



Uske baad janvi apne room me chali gyi aur  janvi Kapoor gate ko band kar kar andar bed  per kehne lgi ki mom aap mujhe chhodkar Kyon Chali gai 




Kamla Kalu ko Kitchen Mein jakar bataya ki Naukari Pakki ho gai hai kalu ne poochha ki bahar se  chillane ki awaaz  rahi thi kya baat kr rahi thi 


 Kamla Ne Kalu ko sari Baat bataiye aur 


 ISI Karan se main unhen hua Baat Yad Dila Diya aur vah man gai to Kalu Ko Pata Chala Ki Jaanvi Kapoor ki kamjori uski maa sridevi hai aur fir usne Apna plan sochne laga ki Isi Ka fayda uthana hai   kalu janvi Kapoor ko chodna hi nahin use Aisa banana tha vo Khud Aaye  Aur Uske land Ke Niche apna aur kahin ki Kalu ji kripya Karke is land ko meri Gand Mein Dal dijiye 

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[Kaliya]

Janvi kapoor ki gaand btao  iska kya haal krega kalu bihari apne 10 inch me kale lode se

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Uske bad Kamla Ne Kalu ko kitchen Mein Le Gayi aur Kalu ko kam ke bare mein Samjhane Lagi FIR Kamla Ne Kaha ki tum Upar jakar Ek store hun Hai vahan Ki Safai kar do Uske bad Kalu jhadu Lekar Upar ki or chal Pada aur FIR Uske bad Usne Jab vah  se storeroom ki or ja raha tha 




to use Kisi ki  Baat Sunai thi vah Kamra Jaanvi Kapoor ka tha per baat kar rahi thi aur vah kah rahi thi Khushi thak Gai hun ine filmon ki shooting se apni manager ko bol Dungi Ki Ab Mujhe vah 2 mahine Tak disturb na Karen Ab Main Ghar per rahakar Aaram karungi 

Tu kab tak Aaegi Australia se to Khushi Ne Kaha Mujhe yahan se aane mein abhi 3 mahine aur lagenge 

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Diya aur Kalu Aage storeroom ki aur Chala Gaya aur Kalu store room mein saaf Safai karne laga aur FIR Uske do ghante bad vah niche Aaya to Kamla ne bataya ki Jaanvi Kapoor Memsaab Bhar gai hai itne main tumko khana banana bata deti hun Uske bad kamla ne Kallu ko bahut sari chijen banana bataen Jo Jhanvi Kapoor Aksar Khati thi aur FIR Uske bad Kamla ne bataya ki Jhanvi Kapoor memSabko roj subah yah juice dena jaruri hai agar tum yah juice time per Nahin Doge to vah bahut gussa Ho Jaati Hain Uske bad Kamla ne bataya ki Jhanvi Kapoor Mem sahab ke K kamre kii Safai main karungi Kyunki vah vahan per Kisi Ko Jaane Nahin Deti Ho Sar Mujhmein per Bha

rosa Karte Hain  uske baad kalu aur kamla kitchen mein chudai karne lage sham ko Jhanvi Kapoor ki gadi ki awaaz bhai aur uske bad jaanvi  gadi mein se Nikali Janvi ne ek tight jeans pahan Rakhi thi Jo uski gand ke andar gusi hui thi Uske bad usne apni driver se kaha ki Tum ab 6 mahine bad hi Aana Kyunki ab Tumhari jarurat Nahin Hai  driver bola theek hai mam Sahab


 aur Jaanvi ne kaha ki agar Mujhe Tumhari jarurat Hogi main tumhe Bula lungi aur uske bad Jhanvi Kapoor Ghar Ke Andar Gayi aur usne andar aate hi Kamla ko Awaaz De Kamla Upar jakar Mere bathroom mein bhathtub mein Pani Bhar Do aur uske bad usne kaha ki usmein wo imported gulab ke patte Jarur daur Uske bad  Jaanvi Kapoor ne jakar Bath liya FIR Jhanvi Kapoor  1 Ek kacchi pahani aur  Upar Ek bra type ki baniyan 


Uske bad Janhvi Kapoor ne apni makeup table se Ek Chhota Sa box uthaya aur  use Khula uske andar Ek cream thi usne use cream ko apni donon jhango pr lgaya aur apni jhango pr malne lgi uske baad wo cream uski jhango me sama gyi lekin uski jhangee ek dam shine marne lgi aur phir Jhanvi Kapoor Ghar Mein Aksar panties Nahin pahnati thi aur FIR Uske bad Jhanvi Kapoor Ne kac

cha dheela kiya  aur apni Gand Ki khaal pr uss cream ko malne lgi aur uske bad Jhanvi Kapoor ne apni gand per 5 minut Tak Mila uske Jhanvi Kapoor ki gand ekadam  se chamakne Lagi aur uski taange bhi ekadam Shine Marne Lagi aur 


uske baad Jhanvi Kapoor Nahin apni Kachi Uthi aur peheli 

 Uske baad janvi
 bed pr baith gyi aurJhanvi Kapoor Ki Aankhon Se Ashu Aane Lage Shridevi  yani apni maa Ko Yad karti hui janvi aksar apni maa ko yaad krke emotional Ho Jaya karti thi Jhanvi Kapoor apni man Sridevi Shridevi se kiya Ek vada pura karna chahti thi 

lekin  wo Vada pura karne ka mauka hi nahin mila Kyunki apni life mein itna busy ho gayi thi ki vah time Nahin Mil Pata Tha Sridevi ne Jhanvi   se Ek vada liya tha ki vah Ek Aise Insan ki madad karegi Jo gareeb besahara lachar Ho Sridevi ne Jhanvi Kapoor jo apni Man Se bahut pyar karti thi vah is Baat Ko  yani ki iis vaade Ko pura karna chahti thi ISI Baat Ko Soch kar vah emotional jaya karti thi 






aur FIR uske baad Jhanvi Kapoor Upar Se niche ki or Rai aur Aaur usne Kamla Ko Awaz Lagai Kamla Mere Liye khana le aao aur FIR Kamla uske liye khana Lekar a Jaati Hai Jhanvi Kapoor khana khane Lagti Hai Uske bad Jaanvi Kapoor khana kha rahi thi to Kamla Vahi Khadi ho jao


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 Jhanvi Kapoor  ne kaha Kamla ji suniya maine aapke Kahane per use Janwar Jaise aadami ko Rakh To liya lekin mera man Nahin manta Ki Main usse Rakho Kyunki vah dikhne Mein ekadam low class characterless lagta hai uske baad Jhanvi Kapoor ne kaha ki please aap use keh dijiy

[Kaliya]

Jhanvi Kapoor ne kaha Kamla ji suniya maine aapke Kahane per use Janwar Jaise aadami ko Rakh To liya lekin mera man Nahin manta Ki Main usse Rakho Kyunki vah dikhne Mein ekadam low class characterless lagta hai uske baad Jhanvi Kapoor ne kaha ki please aap use keh dijiye ki vo Yahan Kam Nahin kar sakta Uske bad Kamla ko Jaise samajh Nahin a raha tha ki vo Kya Karen Kamla Jhanvi Kapoor Se Kaha Memsaab main aapko ek baat batana chahti hun vah Jo Kalu hai na vah Garibi ka itna Mara hai ki uske sath Aisa mat kijiye

Kamla Jhanvi Kapoor Se Kaha ki man Sahab aapko pata hai ki Kalu Bihar se aaya hai lekin aapko yah Nahin pata ki Bihar mein uske sath kya kya hua Kalu Ne Mujhe Sab bataya ki uske sath kya kya hua hai Kalu ki aaj se 1 sal pahle shaadi hui thi Jhanvi Kapoor Ne Jab yah Suna to vah ekadam se man hi man muskurane Lage ki Aise Bhi Janwar se shaadi Koi Karega kya

Kamla Ne dekh liya ki Jhanvi Kapoor Muskura Rahi Hai Kamla ne kaha ki Memsaab aap Soch Rahi Hogi ki Aise bhi kisi aadmi se koi shadi kaise kar sakta hai lekin Kamla ne Jhanvi Kapoor Se Kaha ki shadi iss Ki Tarah hi dikhne wali ladki se hi ek sundar ladki use hue thi Lekin Shaadi Ke 3 mahine ke bhitar hi uski biwi Nahin se Chhod Diya Kyunki yah bahut chalu thi


Kyunki Kalu dikhne mein ekadam se ghinona lagta tha aur iski biwi se bahut Jalil karti thi aur wo Kalu ko Apne Sath Sone Nahin Deti thi Ek Ghar Mein donon aise rehte the ki Kalu jaise Jiski Biwi Ka Koi naukar Ho



Lekin kalu ko pta chala ki


uska Kahin aur Chakkar chal raha tha

Kalu ki Jindagi Mein Sirf ek hi Khushi thi vah thi uski man lekin use daen Ne uski Man Ko Bhi Jahar dekar Maar Diya ke bad Kalu ki Jindagi Mein Dukh hi Dukh a gaye

aur uski biwi ne usko marwane ke liye Ek aadami Ko paise bhi diye Kalu ko is baat ki Jaise hi Pata Chala Kalu bihar ko chhodkar Yahan Mumbai mein a Gaya lekin han Mumbai mein bhi use Kahin Kam Nahin Mila Kyunki log use Dekhte hi Dar Jaate the Kalu Akele Akele chidchida Ho Gaya aur FIR Uske bad Uske man mein Is Duniya Ke khilaf Nafrat bhare Gayi aur FIR Uske bad vah uski Zindagi Mein Dukhi Dukh Bhar Gaye



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[Kaliya]

Sonakshi sinha wali story baad me continue kruga bhaiyo abhi iss janvi kapoor ki gaand ke do tukde krne h saali kutiya


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[Little Clown]

jabardast kahaani! ekdom kamaal kar dhiya bhai.

[Wild Cat]

ekdom mast shuro kar dhiya aapne bhai,bahut khoob

[Lusty ideas]

Wow wow mast story likh rahe ho bhai,  jaldi update dhete raho,  ur best

[Jaan]

Bohot hi badhiya story start kiye ho bhai.. Aur jabardast likh rahe ho

[Sumit1234]

Very nice story please update daily

[Mafiadon]

fantastic starting! please keep posting regular update.

[Rahul007]

wow! what a fantastic start! Excellent brother.

[Terminator]

Are waah bidu kya ek mast kahaani shuro kar dhiya . sach me maja aa gaya

[Dahlia]

bahut badhiya shuruaat bhai!

[Venus]

wah!wah! It is a super fantastic kahaani. Fantastic stating! Hamare liye eise hi likhte rehna bhai.. Ab likhte chalna aur humko entertain karte chalna eise hi.