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Tuhanu sab nu meri namste. Main Ranjeeta, umar 39 saal, kad 5’.5” rang chitta, mumme 37” shape vich ate bahut soft, lakk na bahla patla na bhara, chittad bhaare par gol matol. Ghar da sara kamm even dusting, pocha tak main khud kardi aan, jis karke mera sharer aje tak vi poori tara fit a. Jis karke main 28-29 saal di lagdi aan. Mera viaah hoye nu 15 saal ho gaye. Main ik shareef punjabi aurat aan. Aapne bande ton alaava life ch kise vi hor munde ya bande da khyal tak vi ni si keeta. Aapne bande to alaava kise bare sochna vi main paap samjhdi rahi.
Par pichle mahine kujh eho jehe halaat bane ki main pata e nahi kinne gair mardaan de thalle sirf 6 din vich hee pai gayi ate khushi khushi ohna nu aapni fudi dendi gayi. Mera shuru to e ikk shonk si sarkaari teacher di naukri karna. Par mainu ki pata si es chandre shonk ne mere andar an-ginat lun pawa dene a. Vaise jo hoya changa hoya. Es bahane mainu eh pata lag geya ki vadde lun da maja ki hund hai ate bagaane bande nu fudi den te kinna maja aaonda hai. Mere gharwale da ikk dost hai Barjinder naam da, 4 maheene layi sade shahar aaya hoya a aapni company vallo tour te ate pichle 1 maheene ton sade ghar e reh riha hai. Barjinder jeehna nu main vaise te veer ji keh ke respect dendi aan, par ohna de mere prati bahut e carefull ate co-opretive behavior kaaran meri ohna naal change dosti ho gayi a. Main ohna naal te oh mere naal aapni harek gall ethon tak ki life de secrate vi share kar lainde aan. Ohna nu vi pata lag geya si mere shonk da. Ikk din veer ji mere gharwale saamne kehnde chandigarh uhna da ikk relative haiga jis nu sarkar ne appoint keeta sarkari naukri layi aaye candidates di interview lain layi. Bhabi agar tusi naukri karni hai te main ohde naal gall karaan? Main aapne gharwale vall dekheya taan ohna ne saaf mana kar ditta, kehnde renu(mera nick name) main tainu viaah to pehle vi, ate baad vich vi 2 vaar sakhti naal clear kar ditta si ki mainu naukri-pesha wife nahi chahidi. Eh sun ke barjinder veer ji mere gharwale nu kehnde yaar kar lain de bhabi nu shonk poora. Vaise vi sara din bor hundi a ghar kalli. Naale dil laggeya rahega naale char paise aan ge ghar.
Ohna ne kiha yaar mere vaali vi te kardi a naukri mainu ki paise di kami a? par eh na manne. Par ehna de office jaan magro mainu barjinder veer ji ne bharosa dilaya ki oh mere Rajat(mere gharwale da name) nu mana lain ge. Fer 2-3 din beet gaye si is gall nu, jad veer ji ne mainu dasseya bhabi main rajat nu mana leya tere naukri karan layi. Mainu eh sun ke badi khushi hoyi te main khushi vich veer ji nu jaffi paake dhannvaad keha. Fer veer ji kehnde bhabi ajj office to aake rajat khud es bare gall karega tere naal. Main keha eh kidda hoya veer ji? Kehnde tu dekhi chal bhabi eho jehe bahut chamtkaar hon ge teri life vich, tere is dost nu jaadu karna aaonda. Shaam nu jad eh ghar aaye taan main chaah bana ke table telaga ditti sareya layi te eh kapde change karke table tea a gaye. Chaah peende hoye kehnde, renu je tera bahla e man a naukri karan te taan chal kar lai tu aapna shonk poora, par mainu kade vi shikayat da mauka na deyi. Main keha ji agge kade ditta a? Kehnde dekh yaar tainu pata hai mainu job to chuti ni mildi es karke main Chandigarh nahi ja sakda tere naal interview davaan. Veer ji kehnde yaar main chaleya jaaunga je thonu aitraz na hoye te. Eh kehnde yaar aitraj kahda. Veer ji kehnde changa fer kardan main gall Vicky(Veer ji da relative) naal naal. Agle din veer ji nu kise da phone aaya te phone te gall karan to baad ohna ne mainu sham nu ready rehan layi keha chd jaan layi. Eh kehnde yaar barjinder es time? Taan veer ji ne dasseya ki interview kal swere 8 vaje a. Je swere challe taan jaldi uthna pau te safar di thakaan kaaran bhaabi nu neend aaugi te interview ch kammi reh jayegi. Veer ji ne keha sham nu 5 vaje chal ke 10 vaje tak pouanch jaan ge chd te raat mere cousin de ghar ruk jawange. Eh kehnde theek a jidda tainu sahi lagge par yaar main te aje vi teri bhabi de naukri karan de hakk ch hai ni. Bas sirf es karke manneya ki ehda shonk poora ho je. Fer sham nu 5 vaje veer ji aapne office ton kise di car lai ke aa gaye te assi Chandigarh nu chal paye. 9:30 Chandigarh pohanch gaye, othe ja ke veer ji ne dasseya ki ohna da cousin ethe nahi rehnda es karke hotal ch rukna paina. Main hairan hoke pucheya veer ji tusi othe jhooth kaahto keha ehna agge? Taan veer ji kehnde bhabi tere kar ke boleya. Mainu pata bhabi tainu job karan da kinna shonk a. Main masse masse rajat nu manaya si tere job karan nu te Je main othe kehnda ki raat tu te main hotel ch rukaange taan ohne tainu kade v nahi aan dena si.
Je tainu lagda main galat keeta taan aapan puthe pair mud chalde aan te jake rajat nu keh daange ki othe jake pata laggeya ki interview postpone ho gayi a. Main keha nahi veer ji jo ho geya oh ho geya hun assi vapis gaye tan eh mauka shayd dubra na mile mainu. Fer assi chd PGI de nede naya gaon ch ikk hotel ch gaye te othe veer ji ne dasseya bhabi ehna kol ikk room e khali a. Te es vele aapa kithe hor hotal labhde firaange? Je tainu galat na lagge te room lai laan? Mainu changa te nahi lagg reha si bagaane bande naal ikk room ch raat rukna oh vi gharwale nu bina dasse par naukri milan de chakkar ch main darde darde haan kar ditti. Veer ji ne room leya te assi room ch chale gaye. Othe jake dekheya tan room vich bed chhota si. Main keh veer ji es nikke bed te kidda sovaange aapan taan kehnde bhabi tu utte so ja te main thalle zameen te kambal bisha ke so janda.
Main keh theek a. Fer swere assi uth ke tyar hoye ate interview layi chle gaye. Interview lain wale ne meri Interview lai ke mainu sham tak wait karan nu keha. Main bahar aake veer ji nu dasseya ki ohna ne sham tak wait karan nu keha a. Te assi vapas hotal aa gaye. Othe aake main aapne gharwale nu dasseya ki sham tak wait karan nu keha geya a. Oh ladan lagg geya. Te mainu rauna aa geya. Fir gharwale ne sorry keha te rukan di ijaajat de diti. Fer veer ji kehnde bhabi aapa raat nu fer safar karna a es karke hun so jaande aan. Main keha theek a veer ji. Veer ji kehnde bhabi je mere te vishwas haiga taan bed te so lain de, raat thalle so ke pith dard hon lagg gayi a. Main socheya vachare mere piche dhakke kha rahe ne so jaan dendi aan. Mainu kehda khaa jaan ge. Main keha koyi ni veer ji tusi uppar aa jo. Fer sham nu 5 vaje de kareeb veer ji nu phone aaya. ohna ne dasseya bhabi tera result aa geya te Vicky ne mainu bulaya koyi gall karan nu. Enna keh ke veer ji chale gaye. Koyi 2 ku ghante baad veer ji vaapis aaye taan bade gusse ch si. Kehnde bhabi samaan pack kar vaapis chaliye. Main keha veer ji hoya ki, enne gusse ch kyun ho? Gall dasso pehle. Kehnde os kanjar di himmat kidda hoyi mainu eho jehi gall karan di? Maine keha dassoge vi hoya ki a? Kehnde mainu te dassde vi sharam aaondi a. Eh keh ke ohna ne mainu aapna phone pakdaya te kehnde bhabi tu aap e sun lai. Te veer ji gusse ch bahar chale gaye. Main phone on keeta taan call recording khuli hoyi si. Main recording play kar ditti. Oh meri Interview lain wala Vicky veer ji nu keh reha si babbu(barjinder veer ji da nick name) main teri candidate nu paas kar dinna par badle ch mainu ki miluga? Veer ji kehnde yaar tu mera bhraa hoke mere naal eh gall kidda kar sakda. Taan oh kehnda is job layi lok 3-3 lakh rupees chuki firde ne paas hon layi te main kehda paise mang reha teri candidate ton. Teri oh vohti te hai ni, na e rishtedar a, tu bas mainu ohdi fudi lai de. Ajj di poori raat mere thalle pain te raaji kar la ohnu te main ohnu paas kar doonga. Thode din tak ohde ghar appointment letter pohanch jaaega. Veer ji ohnu gaala kadhade hoye hotel vaapis aa gaye.
Eh sun ke mere rongte khade ho gaye. Main sunn ho gayi. Enne ch veer ji vaapis aa gaye main chupchaap baithi si. Veer ji ne keha bhabi chaliye vaapis? Main kujh na boli. Veer ji mere kol aaye te meri pith te hath ferde hoye dilasa dinde hoye kehnde bhabi its part of life. Eho jehiya galla dil te nahi layi diya. Uth vapis challiye. Aapan fer jad jobs nikliya form bhar diyange. Main keha nahi veer ji eh bas last chance si. Eddo baad naukri di koyi hope nahi. Te main ron lagg gayi. Veer ji fer meri pith te hath ferde hoye samjhaon lagg gaye. Kehnde dekh bhabi mainu vi pata a ki is to baad rajat nu teri job layi manana sambhav nahi par jo ohne mangi job layi oh vi te deni saukhi nahi. Kis tara ikk anjan admi naal oh sab kujh keeta ja sakda a? Manneya jo oh kehnda a oh karan naal tainu naukri mil jaaugi par ki tu kar payengi? Rajat nu aapa ki kahaange. Pata nahi kidda mere muh cho nikleya ehna nu ki pata laggna a gall te eh hai ki main eh kar sakdi aan ke nahi? Veer ji kehnde sachi dassi bhabi tu karni chahundi a job. Main keha haan. Veer ji kehnde bhabi gall sun aapa ikk kamm karde aan rajat nu kehnde aan ki ik interview cho tu paas ho gyi a te kal swere final interview a jo ki panel ne laini a is karke assi kal challange etho vaapisi layi fer araam naal baith ke sochde aan ki karna chahida aapa nu. Main chup rahi. Te veer ji ne mere gharwale nu phone kar ditta. Veer ji is dauran lagataar meri pith te hath ferde rahe. Mere gharwale nu phone karan to baad meri pith te hath ferde hoye kehnde bhabi main ohde naal gall karaan ikk vaar fer? Ohnu money di offer karke dekhde aan shayad mann e jaye. Main keha dekh lo, par ohnu den layi paise kitho aan ge? Ehna nu keha taan paise te ki dene ulta mere naal ladaayi paa lain ge. Veer ji ne keha bhabi tu fikar kaahton kardi aan? Main haiga na? Paise main de daunga. Main keha par veer ji main enne paise vaapis kidda karungi? Kehnde main mangunga taan karengi na paise vaapis. Fer kehnde par bhabi je oh aapni gall te e adeya reha fer dass ki karna aapa?
Ohdi gall mann ke job karni a ya hamesha layi aapne supneya nu bye bye karke vaapis chalna khali hath? Main keha veer ji mainu te kujh samajh nahi aa riha tusi dekh lo jo tuhanu samajh lagge odda decision lai lao. Kehnde bhabi ikk taan is ton baad aapan is regarding jo vi gall karaange dostaan vaang karaange khul ke. Main keha theek a veer ji. Fer ohna keha dekh bhabi final decision main kidda lai sakda, mere fudi laggi hundi taan tere badle main de denda, oh kanjar paise lai ke aapna kamm karan layi mann geya taan tere layi main 3-4 lakh rupees vi mint laaunga den nu, par je na manneya taan bhaabi ohnu fudi deni te tu a es karke decision vi tu e laina. Je tu ready a ohde naal pain nu taan e main yes kar sakda. Main keha veer ji tusi gall te karo ki kehnda fer aapa sochde aan ki karna. Veer ji kehnde theek a main hand free te kardaan gall. Eh keh ke ohna ne call laga ditti. Aggeo hello di awaaj aayi taan veer ji ne keha haan vicky ki socheya fir? Oh kehnda babbu main te tainu dass ta si ki renu di fudi dava de. Veer ji ne keha vicky oh mere khaas dost di wife a. Kyun mainu shrminda karwan te tuleyan tu, yaar je tu Kahein taan assi paise de skde aan tu fudi wali demand na kar. Vicky kehnda par main paise nahi fudi laini a. Eh kehnde sade ditte paiseya naal tu call girl di lai leen. Taan vicky kehnda oh Renu vargi kasi hoyi ate fit house wife janaaniya da shakeen a kyonki call girls banaoti hundiyan jadki house wives di fudi, mumme te bund sab kujh real hunda. Oh kehnda dekh babbu oh koyi kavaari kudi nahi a viaahi aa. Gharwale nu dindi aa na seal ohdi already tutti aa hun je ikk lun hor lai loo gi taan ghas te jana nahi ohda kujh. Tu count te kar job milan to baad whole life kinni kamaayi honi a ohnu. Starting pay e 27000 aa jehdi do saal bad 50000 ho jaani a. Je main ohde layi enna kujh kar sakda taan ki oh mainu ikk raat aapni fudi nahi de sakdi? ohne veer ji nu keha babbu soch lao 2-3 ghante haige raat pain nu. Te ohne phone katt ditta.
Es dauraan veer ji da hath lagaataar meri pith te si ate main veer ji de kol baithi ohna doha vich ho rahi meri fudi, mumme baare sapasht gall sun rahi si. Veer ji kehnde hun dass bhabi ki karna a? Main keha main ki dassa veer ji. Oh kehn lagge bhabi mera vishwas kar main rajat to vi jyada tere prati loyal aa. Tere man ch jo aa mainu dass main har kadam te tera sath dewaanga. Te bharosa rakh kade teri badnami nahi hon devanga. Oh meri pith te hath ferde hoye bole je tu naukri badle fudi de sakdi aan taan bharosa rakh eh gall tere te mere vich e rahugi, aapne dohaa to alaava kise nu nahi pata lagguga. Es karke je tera dil mannda taan daran di lod nahi a.
Main keha veer ji mainu kujh samajh nahi aa riha ki kara ki nahi tusi dassi mainu ki karna chahida a. Oh kehnde bhabi je tu aapna naukri wala shonk poora karna te fer vicky di gall manan to alaava koyi hall ni. Kehnde bhaabi mere kol ikk hall haiga es problem da. Main keha dasso ki hall a? kehnde dekh bhabi sab ton pehle taa tainu mere te full faith hona chahida. Main keha mainu haiga faith tuhade te, tuhade naal kalli ethe aa gi, gharwale nu bina dasse tuhade naal hotel de room ch reh rahi aan, ikko bed te tuhade naal so rahi aan, ethon tak ki jis tara diyan gallaan aapan aapas vich kar rahe aan aapne gharwale to alaava tusi pehle o jis naal main eho jehe sapsht shabad sun ke vi gussa nahi kar rahi hor faith ki hunda tusi dasso? Kehnde fer aapa injh karde aan pehle khana khande aan fer aapan dono ikk dooje diyaan akhaan teri chunni naal band karke, te kamre di light band karke, full hanera karke taan ki ikk dooje de ang na dekh sakiye te aapne kapde utaarde aan. Fer poore nange hoke es bed te chadar lai ke ikk dooje vall pith karke so jaane aan. Mera promise aa main teri marji ton bina tainu hath vi nahi lagaaunga. Je tu vi sari raat bina kujh keete sutti rahi taan kal swere aapan vapis ghar chale jawange. Te je is condition vich teri fudi lun managn lag payi taan apan vicky kol chale jawaange tu ohnu fudi de ke naukri lai leen. Main keha theek a. Fer assi khana mangvaya te kha ke bed to samaan chuk ditta. Fer assi light band karke room ch hanera kar ditta ate aapniyaan akhaan te chunni bann layi, fer kapde laah ke bed te late gaye. Room vih hanera hon karke assi ikk dooje nu dikh nahi rahe si. Pata nahi kado sadi akh laggi te assi so gaye. 10 ku vaje de kareeb meri akh khulli te main akhaan ton chunni utaar ke dekheya barjinder(babbu) veer ji mere vall pith karke nange suttee paye ne te main vi bilkul nangi veer ji naal chipak ke te jaffi paa ke sutti payi si. Means veer ji oddaa e paye si jidda bed te aake lete si par main paasa parat ke ohna vall muh karke soyi hoyi si, mere mumme veer ji di pith naal chipke hoye si ate meri fudi ohna de chitdaan naal laggi hoyi si. Mere dil vich ikk khyaal aaye te ikk jaaye. Main soch rahi si ki kidda main aapne gharwale de dost naal nangi hoyi chipki payi aan. Te eh dekho bachara sidha pith de bhaar peya ehne mainu jaffi vi nahin paayi. Main socheya ehda matlab main gharwale to alaava vi kise nu fudi de sakdi aan. Te pehle jo main sochdi si ki gharwale to alavaa kise layi sochna vi paap hai meri oh soch es karke si ki main pahle kade kise de enna nede nahi hoyi ate na hee kise nu enna nede aan ditta. Vaise vi mainu babbu veer ji naal es haalat vich jo maja aa riha si oh aapne gharwale naal kade vi nahi si aaya. Eh sochdi sochdi ne main man vich pakka kar liya ki main naukri karangi chahe kujh vi karna paye. Par main babbu veer ji nu jaga ke aapne muho eh kehan te sharam mann rahi si. Fer main ki keeta main bed to uthi te jis paase veer ji dam uh si bed de os paase aake veer ji naal ohna vall muh karke aapni ikk latt babbu veer ji di kamar te rakh ditti te ohna naal chimbad ke let gayi. Babbu veer ji da lun poora khada si te main babbu veer ji da lun fad liya ate aapniyaan akhaan band karke lun aapni fudi ch paan di koshish karan lag gayi. Main eh show karna chahondi si ki babbu veer ji nu eh lagge ki main neend vich eh kar rahi aan te oh mainu jaga ke dassan meri es harkat bare.
Ohi hoya jad babbu veer ji de lun da supaada meri fudi ch vad geya taan babbu veer ji nu jag aa gayi, ohna ne dekheya ki main ohna naal chipak ke payi aan te ohna da lun 2inch meri fudi ch faseya hoya hai te baaki da mere hath vich a taan ohna ne mainu jagaaya te keha bhaabi dekh lai tu ki kar rahi aan. Main keha ki kar rahi aan veer ji? Kehnde bhabi tu aap e dekh lai tu mera lun aapni fudi ch lai rahi si. Main kiha nahi veer ji eh tusi keeta. Kehnde dekh bhabi tu aap e dekh main taan othe e peya aje vi jithe main son lagge peya si. Te tu edhar mere vall aayi hoyi aan tem era lun adhe to jyada tere hath cha a te baaki da teri fudi ch. Mainu dikhaonde hoye kehande dekh bhabi teri fudi nu bagaane lun to koyi parhej nahi aa. Main chup karke babbu veer ji da lun chhad ditta te aapni fudi chon bahar kadh ke ohna to thoda jeha paase ho gayi. Babbu veer ji kehnde bhaabi tainu naukri karni chahidi a. Tera shareer te dil fudi den layi tyaar a. Main drama karde hoye kiha nahi veer ji, eh pata nahi neend vich kidda ho geya, mainu te pata e nahi laggeya, naale es gall da je ehna(mere gharwale) nu pata laggeya te mera ghar barbaad ho jaauga.
Kehnde bhabi tu so gayi si par main ikk mint vi nahi sutta, tu sutti payi ne vi mere naal jaffi paayi hoyi si jis karke tu garam ho gayi te tera fudi den nu dil kar peya. Te jad tu uth ke mere vall aayi taan tu poori tara jag chukki si ate tainu pata si kit u mera lun lai rahi aan aapni fudi ch. Main neevi paa layi. Fer kehnde bhabi dassuga kon rajat nu? Main keha tusi, kehnde pagal hoyi aan yaar main tainu pehle e keha ki chahe main dost rajat da haiga par loyal main ohde naalo tera jyada haiga. Main keha fer vi veer ji tuhade naal main akhaan kidda milaavaangi baad ch. Kehnde jidda hun mila rahi aan. Fer kehnde renu nange aapa so laye, jaffi aapa paa layi nange hoke, chahe 2-3 inch e sahi par mera lun vi tu lai leya aapnu fudi ch, fer hun kaahdi sharam aapne vich? Main keha fer vi veer ji sharam te aaondi a na. Te mere enna kehnde onna ne mera mumma aapne muh ch lai leya te choosan lag gaye. Thodi der choos ke kehnde lai hun te nahin aaondi na sharam mere ton? Je aje vi aaondi a taan vicky teri fudi laye us ton pehle main lai lainda. Fer teri sharam mere agge vi khul ju te jad rajat to alaava tu mainu de chukki hoyengi taan fir bagaane lun ikk ki te do ki? Main keha theek a ji karo jo karna hun. Veer je ne Vicky nu phone keeta te te kiha ki renu raaji ho gayi a tainu fudi den layi dass kithe aaiye? Oh kehnda hun tusi na aao es wele main jaga da prbandh nahin kar sakda,hun tusi dasso kehde hotal ch o main aaondaan othe. Veer ji ne dass ditta te phone katt ditta. Main pucheya ki hoya? Kehnde yaar oh kehnda es wele oh jaga da prbandh nahi kar sakda es layi oh ethe aa riha hai.
Main keha veer ji ethe nahi. Ethe tuhade saamne kidda karaangi main ohde naal? Oh vi saari raat. Na veer ji tuhade saamne mere ton nahi hona ohde naal kujh. Taan veer ji kehnde renu teri fudi lain di shuruaat main kar doonga ohde aan te fer tu chahe ohnu kalle nu de deen je kahengi taan assi dono kathe teri lai lawaange. Main kiha veer ji……. main ikko time 2 naal kidda? Ohna ne mainu khich ke aapne naal laa leya ate mainu chumman chattan lag gaye. Kade mere bull choosde kadde mumme. Naal e ohna ne mainu aapna lun fada ditta te kehnde khed ehde naal renu. Main ohna da lun sahlaan lag gayi te oh mainu chumm chumm ka pagal karan lag gaye. Kehnde renu maja aa reha? Main keha haanji bahut…. Fer ohna ne mainu aapne uppar lita leya meriya latta aapne muh vall karke te meri fudi chattan lag gaye…main taan pagal hundi ja rahi si..kehnde renu tu vi mera lun te tatte chatt..mainu enna maja aa reha si ki main bina soche samjhe ohna da lun muh ch paa leya te choosan lag gayi. Oh meri fudi chat rahe si aapni jeebh fudi de andar dhakk rahe si te main kade ohna da lun choosdi te kadde tatte muh ch paa laindi..Kehnde yaar tu dekhi jad Vicky teri lauga tainu kina maja aaonda. Main keha tuhanu kida pata? Kehnde main badi vaar ohnu fudi lainde dekheya te badi vaar assi iko janaani di fudi layi aa. Main fer chup hogi. Enne nu room da gate khuleya te Vicky andar aa geya. Ohnu dekh ke main ikk dum ghabra gayi. Vicky kehnda balle oye ..tusi te pehle e program chalaayi jaande o. Kehnda babbu tu lai te nahi layi es purje di? Veer ji kehnde nahi yaar par bhabi tainu fudi den ton sharam kar rahi si te main ehdi sharam laah reha si. Vicky mera mumma fadade hoye boleya…sharam kaahdi saliye tu kehda ajj pehli vaar lun laina te main te ginti vi nahi aa hun kinniya di fudi paad chukeya. Veer ji kehnde yaar ehne aapne gharwale to alaava kise nu nahi ditti. Vicky boleya koyi nahi ajj ton baad eh ohnu bhul ju. Enna kehnde hoye vicky ne vi aapne kapde laah ditte. Assi te dono pehle e nange si. Haye oye rabba ohda lun dekh ke te mainu chakkar e aan lag paye…..Kise da enna vadda te mota vi ho sakda!!!!
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