Adultery Sanskari Lilly - Vitamin Bhabhi! ( Daily diary of lily's fantasy world)

[Amino]

Mast update bhai dono sale bhabhi ke maze le rahe hai

[Jerry Gupta]

Update kab tk aaega

[Voltz]

                   Part 11


Kalu- Bhabhi ye toh pakka pata hoga aapko. Aap roj deti hongi apne pati ko.

Bhabhi- Excuse me???###%%%%

Kalu- Suhagraat ke din Patni Pati ko kya deti hai?

Bhabhi Sunnn chup rahi...


Kalu- Are 'glass bhara doodh.'

Ha..ha..ha..


Issbaar bhabhi pareshaan ho gayi.

Bhabhi- Please aap khana kha lo, thanda ho rha hai.

Upar aane ke baad bhabhi ne pahali baar kuch bola tha.


Kalu- Nahi bhabhi, aap samjhe nahi. Khana thanda nahi ho rha hai, balki khana toh garam ho rha hai..

Kalu bhabhi ke jism ko taadte thoda zhuk ke chut ko dekhate hue bol pada.


Uski Iss harkat se toh bhabhi kaa jism aur sharm se sikud gaya.


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Ab wo dono bhabhi ki nangi jawani kaa maja uthate hue Machali par taav maar rahe the.


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Ab bahot huaa,

Kalu ab kuch thos kadam uthane wala tha. Itne dino se chalte aa rahe iss khel ko Kalu ab climax ke sath ek wajood dena chahata tha.

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Wo itna haramipanti par utar aya, ki baar baar bhabhi se kuch naa kuch mang lene laga.

Kalu- Are Bhabhi?  jara 2 pyaaj dedo, aur 1 nimbu bhi,...aur jara rasaa toh paros dena..bada maje kaa huaa hai....ummmhhh...aur wuhh raytaa bhi paros diyo.


Toh ab bhabhi fir se unn dono ke bich me zhuk gayi.

Pahale kalu ko pyaaj dene ke baad Birju ki oor moodi.


Bhabhi ka pichwada samne aate hi kalu ne bhabhi ki gand par hath rakha.

Ab usne itni baar chedchaad kari thi, ki bhabhi ke liye ye naya nahi tha. Toh wo ignore karte samne birju ko parosne lagi.

Ab dheere dheere uski ungaliya gand par ghumate ghumate chut tak bhi pahunchne lagi.

Uski ungaliyo kaa sparsh apne niji part par hote hi bhabhi ne piche moodkar dekha. Magar Bhabhi ne filhaal ke liye ignore kiya.

Wahhh....Ye toh kalu ke liye nyota tha.

Toh ab kalu ki ungaliya bhabhi ki chut par bindhast ghumne lagi.

Bich bich me ungaliya chut se touch kar ke wo chance pe chance maarne laga tha.

Bhabhi ki chut kab se gili ho rakhi thi. Aaj sasural me uske sath jo kuch huaa tha, uss se toh kisi bhi aurat ki chut me paani aa jata.

Toh ab jaise hi kalu ne waha thos chuaa, uski ungaliyon par bhi geelapan lag gaya.


Ohhh...

Magar yaha par bhi bhabhi ne ignore kiya. Wo aage ghutno par dono ke beech waise hi khadi rahakar birju ko paros rahi thi.


Chut me geelepan se kalu samajh gaya ki, bhains ab biya lene ko tayaar hai.


Aur fir Kalu ne ek badi risk lene ki thaan li.

Jaisi hi usko chut kaa thoda access mil gaya. uffff....Issbaar usne seedha apni 1 ungali andar hi ghused di.

Ohhh...my...hod...


Bhabhi- Aunchhh..umhhaaa..ahhhaaa...

Bhabhi ki chinkh ke sath #aaaaahhh# bhi nikali.

Bhabhi turant wahi baith gayi. Thik usi tarah, jaise Chaai ke time table par baithi thi.


Uske turant baad Bhabhi ne piche moodkar kalu ko itni badi ankhe chadhakar ghusse se dekha.

Kalu ne turant apna sar aur apni najare zhuka li, jaise usne maafi mangi ho. Aur waise hi gardan ko zhukakar mundi hilaate reh gaya.


Uski Bail ki tarah maafi maangne par bhabhi ne ankhe chadhakar ghussa chadhaya. Par moodate wakt akhir me apne hont ko kaat lete hue ek "aahhh###" chod di. Aaaah chodne ke bad ab bhabhi fir se khadi hokar birju ko parosne lagi.


Kalu kuch samjha nahi.
Usko ye kuch ajeeb toh laga, magar wo itna pakka samajh gaya ki, "bhabhi utna jyada bhi ghussa nahi thi."


Toh, Kalu ne fir se daring karne ki soch li.


Ufff..harami ne fir se bhabhi ki gand par hath rakh diya. Aur fir ungaliya ghumaate ghumaate fir se chut tak pahunchne laga. 

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Uski iss harkat par Bhabhi ne fir se piche dekha. Pahale ankhe chadhakar ghussa kiya. Magar turant mooh banaate hue "Aisa naa karne" ki request jata di. Fir aage dekhte hue apna sar aise hilaaya, jaise wo kaalu se keh rahi ho-"Aap nahi sudharoge!"


Ye Kalu ke liye ek green signal se kum nahi tha.


Ab toh aur ache se usne  bhabhi ki chut par ungaliyaa ferna shuru kiya.

Uff..

Iss baar Bhabhi ne khali sar hilaakar chupchaap uski chedkhaani ko pachaa liya, aur  aage birju ko parosne lagi thi.


Ye dekhkar ab kalu kaha ruke wala tha?

Issbaar usne fir se seedha bhabhi ki chut me apni 1 ungali ghused di.

Pachaakkk......

Uffff...

Bhabhi- Aunchhhh....aaahhhh....

Piche chut me ungali ghuste hi bhabhi kaa fir se mooh khul gaya. 

Tabhi, bhabhi ko samne Birju dikhayi diya. Mooh khulla rakh kar hi wo laaj se bhar gayi. Usne turant apna mooh band kar liya aur apne aap ko sawar lene lagi, jaise kuch huaa hi naa ho.

Ohhh..

Bhabhi badi uncomfortably sharma gayi thi. Birju ki moujoodgi ne uske andar ek alag hi chedkhaani ki thi. Haa, itna uncomfortable ho gayi thi, magar wo issbaar baithi nahi. Balki waise hi khadi rahi.

Ohhh...
Bass Birju ke samne apne mooh ke expressions ko chupaati reh gayi.

Ohhh..

Ye hui naa baat!!!
Ye hui naa asali bhains!!!

Ab Kalu kaha rukne wala tha?

Usne turant usi ungali ko aur jyada ache se ghusa diya.

Bhabhi- Arrhhhgfghhhhh### umhhhh...

Bhabhi ka mooh aur jyada khul gaya aur ek lambi chinkh nikal gayi. Magar usne apne chehare ke expressions jald daba liya aur fake hasi chadhakar waise hi khadi rahi. 

Ufff...

Haa, magar usne apni kamar ko ekdum se ajeeb bend karte hue uski ungali ko piche poora adjust kiya tha.

Uff..

Ye hui naa baat!!!

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Unn dono ke beech bhabhi bhains bankar ghutno par thi. Samne, thik uske mooh ke pass Birju baitha tha. Wo itna pass tha ki bhabhi ki sanse takra jaaye uss se. Aur wo Birju bhabhi ke latakte hue vishaal boobs kaa najara dekhte hue maje se khaa raha tha. Aur piche ye harami Kalu ek hath se machali kaa nivala kha raha tha, aur dusre hath ki ungali ko bhabhi ki chut me ghusedkar baitha tha.

Ufff..Sach me uski ungali poori andar ghuss gayi thi.

Aur,
Dono ke beech me bhabhi apne chehare ke expressions ko chupaate hue khadi thi. Uski ungali itna ghuss gayi thi ki bhabhi uski feel tak le sakti thi.

Bhabhi isi position me thi, ke..

Tabhi,
Uss harami Kalu ne apni dusari ungali bhi bhabhi ki chut me ghused di.

Bhabhi- Akhhrrrrggghhaaaaa...ummhhhh...

Issbaar wali chinkh khud bhabhi bhi chupa naa paayi.

Uff....

Ab mamla hi itna tight tha. 

Hum sabko pata hai bhabhi ki chut ke baare me. 

MDL (Mafia drugs lab) ke doctors ki badoulat bhabhi ki chut itni tight thi, ki 2 ungaliya uske liye bahot jyada thi. Khass kar ke pahale 15min tak ke liye. Pata nahi uske pati kaa lund wo kaise le paati thi? Aur pata nahi  iss Kalu kaa Anaconda lund kaise le payegi?

Khair,
Bhabhi ne aise-taise apne dard ko control kiya tha. Uski chut ki lubricant ne uski thodi madad ki thi. Magar chaahe kitna bhi ho, Birju ke samne wo apne expressions poori tarah se chupaane me nakamyaab hui thi. 

Uske chehare par aise expressions umad aaye the, jaise nimbu mooh me lene par hote hai. Aisa mooh ban gaya tha, ki birju badi asani se pehchan gaya tha ki, bhabhi ke sath uske piche kya ho raha hai.


UFFF...

Ab jaise hi 2ungaliya piche settle ho gayi, aur ache se chut ke gilepan me gili ho gayi, toh harami kalu ne chut me andar-bahar karna start  kiya.

Ufff...

Ab toh bhabhi ki halat aur bighad gayi.
Iss se toh bhabhi ki aahh## aur sii###..dono eksath nikalne lagi..

Aummhhhh..ummhhhh..ohhhh...siiiii...

Bhabhi chaahe kitna bhi sanskari bane rehne ki koshish kar rahi thi. Magar Kalu ki unn ungaliyon ne bhabhi ke dhage khol diye the. 

Uske andar ki badmash lilly ko un ungaliyon ne jaga diya tha. Samaaj ki maryaada bhoolne par majboor kiya tha. Uske andar ki jawani ki aag uski laaj par bhaari padne lagi ab.

Ohhh...

Wo Naa chahakar bhi thodi der ke liye waise hi khadi rahi. Infact bhabhi ne toh apni ankhe hi band kar li thi. Halakhi, uska Birju ko paroskar kabka ho chuka tha.

Ab toh samne baithe Birju ko saaf saaf ignore kiya jaa raha tha. Aur usko bhi saaf saaf dikhne laga tha. Bhabhi ke mooh se bhari siskiyaa, aur naak se garm sanse bahaar nikalne lagi thi. Usne hath ki ungaliya muthi banakar fiss di thi, aur piche uska badan ajeeb lachakne laga tha.

Tabhi,

""""Click....""""

Aisi ek awaj aayi...

Iss awaj ke turant baad bhabhi ko uski chut par ek ajeeb thanda sprsh mehsoos hua. Ye thanda sparsh kisi metal ki tarah kaa tha.

Ufff..kya tha ye?

Bhabhi ki toh ankhe hi khul gayi. Usne turant apne piche dekha.

Waha aisa kuch dekhkar bhabhi ke toh hosh hi udd gaye.

Ohhh..

Uski ankho ne aisa dekha ki, uski Clit-Ring par kisine ek metal Chain lock kara di hai.

Uffff...ohh..my..hod..

Ye kaise huaa?

Bhabhi turant samajh gayi ki, Ye uss harami kalu ki kartood hai.

Ohhhjj....

Darsal huaa ye tha ki, wo dono jab upar bhabhi ki bedroom me aakar baite the, tab wo kaafi der tak baithe the. Tabhi kalu ki najar kisi chiz par padi thi. Bhabhi ki bed ke niche use ye Metal chain dikhaayi padi thi. Usne hath dalkar nikala aur apne pass hi rakh liya. 

Kalu ke khurapti deemag me tabhi kuch toh chaal chal padi thi.

Uss metal chain ko dekhte hi wo pehchaan gaya tha, ki ye wahi chain hai jo bhabhi ne pahali baar gale me pahani thi. Jab pahale soude ki saboot me bhabhi apne sasural ke hall me ye chain pahankar aayi thi. Wahi "kutiya ka gale ka patta" wali chain.

Ohhh....



Chut me ungaliya andar bahar karte wakt mouka dekhkar kalu ne iss chain ko seedha bhabhi ki Clit- Ring matlab "Nakhel" me hi pehnaa di thi.

Ohhhh...

Uss chain ki akhri chor par ek lock pattern tha. Usme bhabhi ki clit-ring ko fasakar usne bhabhi ki chut ko hi chain laga di thi.

Ufff...

Ye dekhte hi bhabhi ko itni sharm aayi ki usne turant fir se ankhe band kar li apni, aur wo dobara phatak se niche baith gayi.

Magar.....
Magar.....

Issbaar alag tha.
Chain kaa bhi ek apna wajood tha ab.

Aur ye chain kalu ke hath me hi thi.

Ufff..

Bhabhi ke aise niche baithate hi kalu ne ek naapa-tula zatka uss chain ko de dala tha.

Ufff...

Uss chain ka khinchaav bhabhi ki sabse najook jism par kuch iss tarah kaa jalim tha, ki bhabhi turant ek chinkh lagaate hue submissive mode me chali gayi. Aur turant apni gand ko upar uthakar khadi ho gayi.

Ohhh.....
Jaise ye uske sath pahale bhi kai baar huaa hai.

Uffg...

Kalu ne turant uss chain ko dusara zhatka laga diya. Issbaar usne wo chain upar ki taraf khinchi thi.

Bhabhi- Imhhhumaaa...aaanhhhh...

Chain ko pakadkar upar khich dalte hi, bhabhi ne kisi agyakaari submissive ki tarah apne pichwade ko poora uthakar, apne kamsin kamar ko bend karte hue apne sar ko jameen tak le gayi. Ufff...Jaise purn samapran de dala.

Wahhh...ye hui naa baat..!!

Kalu ye dekhkar itna khush huaa, ki uske mooh se laar tipak gayi. Uske mooh se sbadh nikal gye.

Kalu- Ahhaaa...wahh..ise kehte hai "Nakhel."


Tabhi kalu ne goli ki raftaar se bhabhi ke upar zhapatta maarte hue uske poore pichwade ko pakad liya.

Ohhh....

Pichwade ko pakadkar usne jaise bhabhi ki gand ko bahome hi bhar liya. Jaise kusti ki maidan me koi pehelwan dusare pehelwan ko dhobi-pachaad dene ke liye piche se pakadta hai.

Ohhh...

Kalu ki wo pakad itni majboot thi, ki bhabhi pair patkaakar bhi uske changool se nikal naa paayi.

Areeeree...

Kalu ne turant apne dono hath bhabhi ke dono kulhon par jadaate hue bhabhi ki gaand ko pichka diya.

Ufff...

Bhabhi ki light-gulabi chut ki fank and bhuri-gulabi gand ki fank dono ekdum se chamak uthi.

Wahhh...

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Harami Kalu ne agale hi pal bhabhi ko ghuma diya.

Ufff...

Ye bhabhi ke liye sarvoch sharminda pal tha. Kyuki ab bhabhi ki pichkaayi hui gand Birju ke samne aa gayi thi. 

Ohhh..no...

Uske dono niji holes ko pichkakar dikhaaya jaa raha tha.

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Bichaari ne sharm se chur chur hote hue apni gand ko chudaane ki koshish ki. Magar tabhi kalu ne uske chut ko lagaayi gayi chain ko iss kadar khinch dala, ki bhabhi wahi-ke-wahi chupchap khadi rhi. Rahna hi pada!

Tabhi kalu bola.

Kalu- "Hummm..aise hi...aisi hi...kuch nahi hoga..kuch nahi hoga..hurr chuk chuk...meri pyaari bhainswa...rhaaa??aise hi khadi reh...chuk..chuk..hurr...hur.##@@..khade reh..hummm..aise hi..bahut badhiya..bhut badhiya..sasura nakhel ki baat hi kuch alag hoti hai.aisa control ki bhains jagah par nakhare thook de. Hummmm...ab hui naa baat....Issbaar toh poora checkup hokar rahega."



Kalu- " ihh dekho Birjuwa, ab toh bhains ko Nakhel bhi lag gayi hai. Ab jyada laath naa maregi. Aaja, ab poora ache se check up karte hai. Niche bahut lath mar rahi thi"

Birju ankhe faadkar samne kaa najara dekh raha tha. Wo bhabhi ke adbhut fank aur unke andar ki gulaabi dekhkar achambit tha.


Kalu- Are, kaa huaa? Jeebh kaahe bahaar nikali hai tumhaari? Itni khubsoorat bhains dekhi nahi hai naa tumne? Haa..pata tha. Dekho dekho. Ache se dekho. Poora andar tak dekh dalo aaj. Itna dekh daalo ki saalbhar tak ankho me ye dono ched rahe. Hummmm..Dekha? Kaisan premium quality ki imported bhainswa hai meri? Sasuri ke dono ched toh dekh? Ahhhaa.. gulabi, gulabi... aisa gulabi ched dekha hai kaa kahi? Ohh..chodo bhi. Dekhne ko milega bhi nahi. Ye maal hi alag hai. Dekh toh iski chut.. kaa chikni gulabi fank hai sasuri ki?..aur wu dekh gand kaa bhi ched kaisan gulaabi hai. Aisi gand dekhi hai kisiki? Ab pata chala kitni premium hai? Aur ihh dekh.. ihh sabse special hai. Ihh Nakhel. Aisi Nakhel wali chut dekhi hai tumne? Maine pehnaayi hai. Aisa kuch Sapne me bhi nahi dekha hoga.ha..ha..ha..ha..ha.."

Ohhh...

Yaha, Kalu bhabhi ki gand ko pichka- pichka kar dikhaane laga tha. Waha Birju ankhe fad-faad kar dekh raha tha. Aur idhar Bhabhi sharmindagi ki sarvoch hayaa par zhulas rahi thi.

Ufff....kya sama tha.

Jara soche. Koi 2 paraaye mard uske sabse niji body parts ko pichka-pichka kar dekhe jaa rahe the.


Kalu- " Dekh. Kaisan gili gili ho chuki hai. Bihaayi jaane ke liye bilkul tayaar sii..ungali dalkar toh dekh. Check up toh bada jaroori hai naa..dekh dekh.."

Ohhh...no...

Ye sunte hi bhabhi ki gand aur joro se hilne lagi. Wo bichaari khudko chudaane ki koshish karne lagi thi.

Bhabhi- No..noway....stoppp...no....

Idhar Birju aur ek conformation ke liye intzaar karte baitha tha.

Kalu- "Are..ab kaa nyota bhej du. Check kar le. Aisi hi bina check up ke souda poora kaise kare? Sasuri ko poori 1000 me kharida hai. Bhabhi jee..jara saa seh lijiye...hamra birju ekdum expert hai. Ek ungali se poori bhains ki qwaliti pehchaan leta hai. Aapko toh inke karnaamo ke baare me bata hi chuke hai hum. Toh behtar hoga jyada lath naa maare"

Bhabhi ye sunte hi jagah par jam gayi. Usko turant mirchiya yaad aayi. Wo dar ke maare chupchap khadi rahi.

Ohhhh....

Bhabhi ke liye ye humiliation ki hadd thi. Uske jism ko kisi object ki tarah treat kiya jaa raha tha. Kisi animal ki tarah. Issbaar toh bhabhi ko sach me feel huaa ki, wo koi aurat nahi, balki ek bhains hi hai.


Birju ye mouka hath se thodi jaane denewala tha? Bhabhi ki halchal kum hote hi Birju ne apni ek ungali bhabhi ki gili chut me ghused di.

Ufff...

Bhabhi ne sharm se apni ankhe hi band kar li.


Idhar Birju jaise jannat me pahunch gaya.


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Haa. Mana ki thodi jabardasti ki thi un dono ne. Magar koi najayaj fayda nahi uthaya tha. Wo dono abhi bhi apne apne caracter me hi the.

Ye harami kalu ki hi 1 chal thi.

Ek baar andar ghusedkar Birju ne apni ungali bahaar nikaal li. Aur fir Kalu ko wo bhigi hui ungali dikhaate hue bola.

Birju- "Haa..ekdum badhiya hai. Biyayi ke liye bilkul tayaar hai. Sahi souda paaye ho aap."


Ab kalu ne bhabhi ko chod diya aur bol pada.

Kalu- "Souda jee souda. Pakka souda. Aisa maal hath se naa jaane dunga. Poora 1000 kaa souda hai."


Uske changool se nikalte hi bhabhi farsh par lajja se waise hi baithi rahi. Aur agale hi pal zhat se uth khadi hone lagi.

Uske uth khade hote hi uski chut ko lagi chain bhi upar gayi. Iss se bhabhi ko apne adruni jism par aisa zhatka laga, ki bhabhi toh kamar me hi bend ho gayi.

Bhabhi- Annhhhuchhhh####ooo

Sharmsaar bhabhi ne turant uss chain ko apne hath me uthakar unn dono ko landh kar apne bed ke pass chalang laga.

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Ab usne turant uss chain ko khol diya aur apni chut ko Azad kiya.

Ab bed par pada takiya uthakar usko God bhar le kar apne badan ko chupaane ki koshish karte bhabhi bed par baith gayi.

Haa.. usne abhi bhi kapade nahi pahane. Halaki itni gustaki ke baad wo agar kapade pahan leti, toh bhi ye dono kuch keh nahi paate.

Khair....

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Bhabhi ke chehare par ghussa dekhkar ab ye dono wapas apni apni plate par baith gaye, aur chupchaap khana khaane lage.

Kalu ko ache se pata tha, ki kaha pahal karni hai? Aur kaha defence karna hai!!!

*****

Idhar bhabhi uske sath jo jo huaa, usko sochkar sharm se mari jaa rahi thi. Kaise birju ne bhi ab uske holes dekh liye the. Bass dekha nahi balki uski chut me usne ungali bhi daal di thi. Aur sabse jyada toh bhabhi ye sochkar sharminda hue jaa rahi thi ki, kaise Kalu ke dwara uski chut ki Nakhel ko chain pahana diya gaya? Ek asali bhains ki tarah. Iss baat ne toh bhabhi ko ek ajeeb se sensation me doobo diya. Wo usi soch me doobi rahi thodi der.

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Ab unn dono ne khana khatam kiya. 

Kalu ne hath dhote wakt birju ko koi ishara kiya.

Unka khana khakar hote hi bhabhi uth khadi ho gayi, aur nangi hi bartan uthaane ko chali.


Tabhi kalu bhabhi se bola

Kalu- "Are aap rahne dijiye. Hum nipta denge. Aapko pareshaani uthane ki jaroorat nahi. Birju, chalo.."

Birju- Haa..abhi utha leta hu.

Aisa bolkar birju ne 2plate uthaaye aur niche jaane laga.

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Ab plate uthana nahi toh bhabhi ne zhaadu hath me le liya.

Birju ke jaane tak Kalu waise hi khada raha. Magar jaise hi birju waha se gaya,.....

Uffff....

Kalu goli ki raftaar se bhabhi ke upar zhapat pada. Wo  kisi Superman ki tarah udakar bhabhi ke pass aaya. 

Ekdum se kalu ko ye kya ho gaya?

Ufff...

Usne sannn$$$ se bhabhi ko apni baaho me bhar liya.

Ufff...

Bhabhi badi darr gayi. Wo iss hamle ke liye bilkul tayaar nahi thi. Infact usne ye kabhi socha tak nahi tha, ki kalu itni badi gustaaki karega.

Ohh...

Tabhi, 
Kalu ne bhabhi ko jabardst pakadkar upar utha liya.

Bhabhi ko kuch pata chalne se pahale hi kalu ne usko hawa me utha liya tha. 

Ab hawa me aise uthakar harami kalu ne nangi bhabhi ko aise bed par fek diya, jaise WWF ke pehalwan patak kar fek deta hai.
Uff..

Bhabhi kaa bed triple layer wala alishan gaddi wala tha. Uspar itni unchayi se bhabhi ke gir jaate hi bhabhi 5-6 baar jagah par hi bounce hokar reh gayi.

Kalu ke iss kartood se bhabhi itna surprise thi ki, wo kuch soch hi nahi payi.

Wo usi shock me thi ki, tabhi Kalu uske upar aakar zhapat pada.

Ohhh...

Usne turant bhabhi ko bahome bhar liya. Jaise wo uski biwi ho.

Apne pati ke bed par bhabhi ab kisi paraye mard ki bahome thi.

Ufff...

*****

Ab kalu ne apna 1 hath chalaate hue apna daya hath bhabhi ke kamsin Thai pe rakh diya. Mouke kaa poora fayda uthate hue ab Thai se upar le jaate hue usne bhabhi ke bum pakad liye. Fir upar kamar, fir upar bhabhi ke boobs chukar upar gardan tak chala gaya.

Ohhh..

Gardan tak pahunchkar bhabhi ke hath se utar gaya. Waha Bhabhi ki hath me zhadu pakda huaa tha.
Ab uss zhadu ko apne hath me lete hue kalu bhabhi ke kaan me bol pada.

Kalu- "Are nahi. Bilkul nahi. Hamaare hote hue aap kaahe zhadu maarne lage? Itni khatirdaari ke baad aapko kaa laga? hum aisa karne denge? Laaiye, ye zhadu muzhe dijiye. Mai maarta hu."


Aisa bolkar kalu ne bhabhi ke hath se zhadu le liya, aur chupchaap bed se uthkar door jaakar khada ho gaya.

Ohh....

Harami sala!! Itni si baat? Zhadu hi Lena tha naa? Toh khade khade baat kar ke bhi izzat se le sakta tha.

Magar nahi....

*****

Idhar bhabhi aise confusion phase me chali gayi, ki usko samajh hi nahi aa raha tha ki 'ghussa' kiya jaaye? Ki 'thank you' bola jaaye?


Wo sharm se waise hi bed par padi rahi.

*****

Bhabhi kuch bol padati, 
Ke,

Tabhi,
Birju upar aya.

Birju ko dekhte hi wo dono savdhan ho gaye. Magar Bhabhi apne bed par waise hi nangi padi rahi. Jaise ab nangepan ki usko yaad hi naa rahi ho. Wo kuch ajeeb khayaalo me chali gayi thi.  Apni dhagdhagti chaati ko lekar wo adhuri sanse foolakar kuch soch me pad gayi thi. 
Shayd Kalu ka sparsh usko sochne nahi de raha tha.

*********

Ab birju ne fir se 2 bartan utha liye, aur fir se niche gaya.

Birju kamre se bahaar jaate hi fir se kalu ne zhaadu ko fek diya aur seedha bhabhi ke upar chalang laga di.

Ohhh....

Bhabhi iske liye bhi tayaar nahi thi. 1 baar kar diya tha toh kar diya tha, magar bhabhi ko jara saa bhi nahi laga tha ki Kalu ye gustaaki dobara kar dega.

Issdafa bhi bhabhi pal zhapakte hi uske bahome ho gayi.

Ufff...

Kalu ne turant fir se bhabhi ke jism ke kamsin ubhaaron ko hath se chakh liya aur issbaar usne bhabhi ke hath pakad liye, aur seedha uske sar ke upar le jaakar bandh ke rakh liya.

Ufff...

Iss position me toh bhabhi ki sanse atak gayi.

Ab wo harami fir se bhabhi ke upar aa gaya, jaise bhabhi uske hakk ki biwi hai.

Aur ab fir se wo kaan me khusfusaya.

Kalu- "Shuuu.....bhabhi ....aise nahi. Ab se Birju aya toh aise ulta so jaaogi....aise sab kuch dikhaate nahi some kisi paraaye mard ke samne."

Itna bolkar sarrr se usne bhabhi ko ghumakar apne upar le liya.

Ufff...

Ab poori nangi bhabhi Kalu ke jism par uske baho me thi.

Tabhi,
Kalu ne fir se bhabhi ko ghumakar niche giraya aur ab pahale ki tarah wo bhabhi ke jism par fir se chadh gaya.


Kalu- "Aur, Wo chala jaaye toh aise so jana. Khulkar aur failakar. Malik ke liye aise hi soneka hai... Samjhe...."


Itna kaan me bolkar wo dobara fat se uth gaya. Aur fir se bed se utarkar door jakar khada ho gaya.

********

Laaj, khouf, sasural, maryada, sanskar, andar tapati jawani ki aag, aur usme paraye mard kaa touch, apne andar kaa pahale se moujood randipana... inn sab se bhabhi jaise jung ladh rahi thi.

Ab dekhna hoga ki inme se kiss ko jeet milti hai.


******

Tabhi, Birju 3rd time upar aya.
Usne fir se bartan uthaaye aur fir chala gaya.

Issbaar bhabhi satark ho gayi. Balki usne ye bhi dekha ki, jaise hi birju bahaar gaya, kalu ne fir se bistar par chalaang maarne ke liye hath badhaye the.

Bhabhi turant bed se niche kudna chahati thi. Magar pata nahi kya huaa? Uske man ne toh lakh chaha, magar uska jism wahi pada raha.

Ohhh..

Pal zhapakte hi kalu fir se chalaang markar uske upar aa gaya tha. Aate hi usne pahale jaise bhabhi ke hath pakadkar uske sar ke upar le jaakar pakad liye.

Hath upar jaate hi bhabhi ki sanse fool gayi, aur uska seena upar uth gaya.

Issbaar kalu ne kaan me bola.

Kalu- "Bhabhi jee, sune naa.. issbaar aapko isliye pakada hai...wo kaa hai ki, badi lajawab machali banaayi thi aapne. Magar bikul aapke jaisi, ekdum teekhi. Aur hum toh jara jyada hi rassa pee gaye. Toh ab hamka mooh meetha karne ke liye kuch chahiye. Aur yaha aapke hont se badhkar kaa meetha mil sakta hai humka? Toh mai ek baar aapke hont chakhne jaa raha hu. Please......"


To be continued....

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             Part 12


Issbaar kalu ne bhabhi ki permission kaa bhi wait nahi kiya.

Usne seedha bhabhi ke hont chum liye.

Ohhh....

Haa, magar wo bass 1 baar chum le kar uth gaya.

Shatir Kalu kuch toh kar raha tha? Uski kuch toh chaal thi?

Wo bhabhi ke andar chinagri fode jaa raha tha. Wo bhabhi ko garam kar raha tha. Khud chalkar gustaki kar raha tha. Magar bhabhi ko akhari kasakk lene nahi de raha raha tha. 

End satisfaction nahi lene de raha tha. 

Uski ye chaal thi. Aur uski ye chaal kamyaab bhi ho rahi thi. Uski har gustaaki ke baad bhabhi ki halat aur bighadti jaa rahi thi. Wo pal pal tootati jaa rahi thi.

********

Ab 4th time Birju upar aya.

Jaise hi birju aya, bhabhi phat se ulti so gayi.

Ye dekh Kalu gaalo me hass gaya.


*******

Ab, issbaar bhi Birju ne bache hue bartan uthaye. Aur kisi noukar ki tarah muskuraate hue bedroom se chala gaya.

Uske jaate hi bhabhi Kalu ko dekhne lagi.

Ufff.
Usne wahi kiya jo bhabhi ko samajhme aa raha tha.


Usne pal zhapakte hi bed par chalaang maari...

Ohhh...

Pal zhapakte hi wo bhabhi ke upar aa gaya.

Bhabhi fir Virodh naa kar paayi. Wo ajeeb si kashish me khudse hi zhulas rahi thi.

Kalu- " Are, bhabhi.... Mai bass ye bataane fir se aya hu..ki aapke hont bahot hi mithe hai. Wu sasura birju bahot jaldi aya. Toh tarif karne kaa mouka hi nahi mila. Woh baat bhi hai ki, Thoda aur ache se chakhne bhi nahi diya. Par jitna tha, kamal tha. Aur bass hont hi kaahe? Aapka toh poora jism hi ek meethayi ki thali hai. Jaha chumu, waha meethayi. Jaise ye...


Aisa bolte bolte issbaar kalu ne bhabhi ki gardan ko choomna shuru kiya.

Ohhh...

Ab gardan pe kisi bhi aurat ke chumne se wo aurat jangali wild ban jaati hai.

Bhabhi ki bhi halat kuch aisi hi ho gayi. Wo jangali hiran ki tarah bistar par tadapne lagi.


Uske hont bhabhi ki thandi gardan par lagate hi churrrr..si awaj aayi. Aur uske sath hi bhabhi apna bhaari seena lekar aise upar uthi, jaise uske peet ke niche kisine jalta nikhaar rakh diya ho.

Ufff...

Bhabhi wasna ki aag me aisi tadap gayi thi, ki ab use khudpar sudh-budh kahi kaa naa raha.

Wo kalu ke baalo me hath dalkar usko kass ke pakadne wali hi thi,
Ke,
Tabhi,
kalu fir se ruk gaya. Wo fir se garam bhabhi ko waise hi sulagte hue chodkar uth khada huaa. Aur bola.

Kalu- "Bhabhi, iss baar jab Birju niche jaayega toh meethe me doodh milakar bhi khunga.
Aur ihh bhi toh hai....ha..ha..ha..ha..."

Ye bolkar haste hue Kalu ne bed par hi rakhi wo metal Chain utha li. Aur usko dekhkar hasne laga.


Wo dekhkar toh bhabhi ke andar ajeeb sansani doud gayi. Ek ajeeb dar ke sath sath ek ajeeb excitement me bhabhi chui-mui ho gyi.

Ufff...

*****

Ab Birju 5th time upar aya.

Issbaar akhari bartan bacha huaa tha. Kalu ke isshare par Birju ne akhari bartan bhi utha liya.

Jab wo nikalne laga tab yaha bhabhi ke andar ki dhak-dhak itni badh gayi ki wo kisi tarah birju ko niche jane se rokna chahati thi. Wo kuch kahati, uss se pahale hi Kalu kuch bol pada.

Kalu ne Birju se kaha.

Kalu- "Are wo birjuwa..khana toh itna badhiya ho gaya. Aise behtarin khaane ke liye bhabhi ko kuch dena banta toh hai. Tum aisa karo. 3 ice-cream lekar aao. Tumhare liye, mere liye, aur 1 bhabhi ke liye. Bahaar jaakar pahali Gali me mood jaaoge, toh waha chouhraahe par ek ice-cream ki dukaan hai. Waha jakar le aao. ### Ihh lo paisa."


Ye sunte hi bhabhi ki sanse aur fool gayi. Wo iska matlab samajh gayi thi.

Birju- "Haa..haa..kaahe naahi. Abhi lata hu."

Birju ne paise le liye aur niche chala gaya.

****(((()))******

Birju ke niche jaate hi Kalu bhabhi ko dekhkar hasne laga.

Bhabhi- Nahi..wait..mat...

Bhabhi ke 4 shabd nikal hi gaye the, ki tab tak kalu ne usko apni bahome le liya tha. 

Ufff...

Usne fir se bhabhi ko usi position me pakadkar leeta diya. Aur dono hath ko upar pakad liya.

Kalu- " hummm...are aap fikr naa karo ab. Issbaar apna Birju 20min tak toh pakaa nahi aayega...."

Itna bolkakar Kalu ne apna sar zhukaya aur seedha bhabhi kaa ek nipple mooh me le liya.

Ufff..

Kya kamaal ki size wali nipple thi wo. Upar se kab se nukhili tight bankar khadi thi. Aisi chuchi mooh me lete hi Kalu ko parmochh maja aya.

Idhar bhabhi jabardast sensation me zhulas gayi.

Fuuuuu.....

Apne nipple pe iss paraye mard kaa mooh lagate hi uske badan par rongate khade ho gaye.

Ufff...

Ab kalu dheeme dheeme choosne laga. Choosne ke sath halka kaatne bhi laga.

Uska choosna shuru hote hi bhabhi ki aahe nikalne lagi..

Bhabhi- "Ahhaa..umhhaa..nahi..stopp..please..isssss...umhhhh...ye kya kar rahe hai??? Please...umhhh...aunchhh...kaato mat...ummhhhh..please naa...aahhhh...uffff..please...."


Magar, Kalu ne yaha bhi waisa hi kiya. 

Bhabhi ke nipple par aag lagaakar wo bich me hi ruk gaya.

Bhabhi ke antarman ne toh kaalu ko gaali barsa di. 
Uske man me hi uske andar ki lilly bol padi- "umhhhhh....ohhh..don't stop...Pl..iss randi ki mat suno...please...ab mat ruko...ufff..ohhh No..jalim kahi ke???##&&%%.."

Magar Idhar Kalu ruk gaya tha.

Harami!!!

Magar uske baad bhi bhabhi ki 5-6 aahe nikal gayi.

*******

Ab Kalu ne wo Metal chain utha li.

Ufff...
Uske hath me wo Chain dekhkar bhabhi ki toh sanse atak gayi.

Tabhi kalu bol pada.

Kalu- "Bhabhi, please. Iski safayi naa poocho. Iska koi jawab nahi hai mere pass. Bass yu samjh lo, ki aapne hamare liye itni mehnat li hai, toh uske badle me aapki ye seva hai."

Aisa bolte hi Kalu ne wo chain ko fir se bhabhi ki Clit-ring me lock kara diya.

Bhabhi- What the fkk...ye nahi..stopp...

Bhabhi ne mooh se inkaar jataya. Magar sharir se wo padi rahi.

Kalu ne bhabhi ko bina sune wo chain uski chut ko laga di thi.

Ufff...

Chain ke lagate hi jaise poora control uske pass aya. Usne halka saa zhatka dekar bhabhi ke jism ko aur pass laya.

Issdafa Kalu ne ek hath se Chain ko upar pakade rakha. Aur khinchaav se lambi hui bhabhi ki chut ki Clit ko dusare hath se sehlaana shuru kiya.

Uffff...

Waha chedchaad karte hi kitni bhi magroor aurat pighalkar baho me aa jaati hai.

Bhabhi ke bhi sabhi dhaage toot gaye.

Bhabhi- Ummmhhhh...ahhhhh##..sruuuuu...khrruuuu##


Ufff...

Wo bhabhi ki chut ke Clit par aise chedchaani karne laga, ki bhabhi kaa poora badan tharr-tharrr kampne laga.

Bass khali chedchaad se hi bhabhi ki chut ki Clit lal pad gayi thi.

Clit ko ache se chedne ke baad kalu ne apni ek ungali bhabhi ki chut ke geelepan me doobo di.

Aur bhabhi ko pata chalne se pahale hi andar gused di.

Ohhh...

Iss se bhabhi aise uchalkar gir padi, jaise niche koi anaconda ghuss gaya.

Bhabhi- auchhh...ummhhhaaaaaa&&&&&&###

Magar kalu yaha bhi poore control me Kam karne laga.

Yaha bhi wo bhabhi ko naa hi poora maja dene wala tha, aur Naa hi poora saja!

Ungali ko ekdum dheeme se usne bahaar nikala, aur uss se bhi dheeme se fir se andar dala.

Ufff..

Wo ekdum dheeme se andar- bahar karne laga, jaise snail (ghonga) ho.

Iss se bhabhi ke bache - kuche dhaage bhi toot gaye.

Harami, bhabhi ko tadpa-tadpakar garam kar raha tha.

To be continued...

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           Part 13.


Kalu harami ekdum dheere se bhabhi ki chut me ungali karne laga tha.
Idhar bhabhi itni garam ho chuki thi ki uski sanse atak gayi thi.


Ke,
Tabhi Birju aa gaya.
Darwaje ki awaj sunte hi dono hadbadaakar uth gaye.

Uff..

Bhabhi toh mooh chupaati reh gayi.

Magar kalu bhi surprised tha. Wo samajh naa paya tha ki, Birju itni jaldi kaise louta tha?

Birju andar aate hi ice-creams dikhate bolne laga.

Birju- Dekhe. Nikla tha ice-cream lene ko, magar bhabhi jee ke ghar ke samne se hi ice-cream wala nikal raha tha. Awaj dekar rukwaya aur wahi thanda thanda ice-cream le aaya.

Kalu- Dhattt...tere ki...budbakkk...ab kaa bataaye tumka.

Kalu chuk..chuk karte Naa me gardan hilaane laga.


Kalu ke expressions dekh bed par padi bhabhi ki actually me hasi foot gayi.

Birju- kaa huwa..kuch galat kiye kaa?

Kalu- Haa..ha..ab rahne do ab. Tumka kaa bataaye ab? Kala akshar, bhains barabar!! Khilaao ab bhabhi jee ko ice-cream.

******

Wo cone wale ice-cream the. Birju ne 1 nikalkar bhabhi ko diya, 1 kalu ko aur 1 apne liye rakha.

Wo wahi baithne wala tha, ki tabhi kalu ne birju ko ishaare me kuch samjha diya. Birju turant samajh gaya.

Kalu- Are birjuwa..wo tumhari Lugaayi phone kar rahi thi naa? Jaao niche, niche rehkar aram se baat kar lo pahale. Warna tumhari luaaayi toh aag ugalegi tumpar.

Birju- Haa..haa.. achaa huaa yaad dilaya. Mai abhi jata hu niche. Aapka chalne dijiye.

Aisa bolkar Birju niche jaane laga.

Jaate wakat bhi birju ne kalu ko kuch ishaare me samjha diya.
Kalu Haa me sar hilaate niche chala gaya.

**************

Ab Kalu ke liye fir se rasta khul gaya tha.




Kalu- Bhabhi, khaiye..khaiye..ice-cream khayiye. Warna pighalna shuru ho jaayegi. Khass aapke liye mangwayi hai. Kitni mehnat ki hai aapne hamare liye....


Bhabhi ne mana nahi kiya.
Shayad andar lagi jawani ki aag ko ice-cream se buzhana chahati thi.

Bhabhi ne mooh kholte hue wo ice-cream apne hoton se lagaya.



Idhar Kalu bhabhi kaa wo sexy tarike se ice-cream ko chaatna dekhta reh gaya.

Bhabhi usko dekhkar boli.

Bhabhi- Are..aap bhi khaao. Warna aapka bhi pighal jaayega.


Tabhi Kalu bola.

Kalu- Haa..haa..khayenge. tabhi toh mangwaya hai.  Magar hamara ice-cream bhi special hoga. Jaise aapka khana special tha, jaise aapki chaai special thi...

Bhabhi- Matlab?

Tabhi, Kalu apna ice-cream lekar bed par bhabhi ke pass pahunch gaya. Bhabhi ke pass pahunchkar usne bhabhi ko ekdum se jor kaa dhakka dete hue piche dhakel diya.

Bhabhi ice-cream ke sath hi bed par gir padi.

Agale hi pal me Kalu ne apne hath me pakada thanda ice-cream seedha bhabhi ki chut par ulta dher kar diya.

Uffff....

Pahale toh dhakke se bhabhi surprise thi, aur tabhi uske sabse najook body part par barf ka  sparsh hote hi bhabhi karhaa uthi.

Bhabhi - Aunchhh..ahhhhaaaaa..issssssss.....

Usko chut par ye barf lagate hi Chuurrr awaj uthi thi. Jaise mano kisi active jwalamukhi par Himalaya kaa barf aakar gir gaya ho.


Agale hi pal Kalu seedha zhukte hue bhabhi ke dono tango ke bich me ghuss gaya.

Ufff...
Aur uss harami ne agale hi pal mooh ghusakar bhabhi ke chut par laga huaa ice-cream chaat liya.

Ohhhh...

Bhabhi- Ummmhhhaaaaa...ohh..my..god...uffff...what the fuck....ummhhhhaa...stop....umhhh..

Bhabhi ki aahe nikal gayi.

Ek toh thande sparsh se bhabhi ki chut bokhla gayi thi, aur upar se iss paraye mard ki jeebh lagate hi uski chut pagal hi ho gayi.

Uff..
Fallll....se bhabhi ki chut ne paani hi chod diya.

Bhabhi kaa poora badan ek ajeeb touch se kamp utha.

*******

Tabhi,

Uski dono tango ke beech Kalu ne apni jeebh chalana shuru kiya.

Phat se usne waha laga ice-cream chaat khaya.

Bhabhi- ufff..umm..ahhh...

*********

Tabhi, Kalu ne bhabhi ki tange pakad li aue usko faila diya.

Ufff..

Jaise hi tange fail gayi, bhabhi ke chut ki fank bhi khul gayi.

Issbaar t9h Kalu ne wo ice-cream seedha uss fank par maar di.

Uske uske peeche apna mooh ghusakar jeebh se ice-cream chaatne laga.

Chut ke andruni hisse par ice-cream lagate hi bhabhi ki chinkh nikal gayi.

Bhabhi- ummmhhh..ussssss....ohhh..nooooo

Wow....

Ab kalu ice-cream ke sath bhabhi ki chut bhi khaane laga.

Umhhh...
Kya gajab combination tha.
Sach me special ice-cream mil gaya tha usko.

Uski iss harkat ne lekin bhabhi ko jaise usne akhari chor tak le jakar toda tha.
Kyunki, thodi hi der me bhabhi ki tangon ko pakadne ki jaroorat naa padi thi. Uski tange apne aap me aur khul gayi thi.


Ohhh...
Idhar,
Harami kalu chaatne me 1 number kaa mahir tha.

Uski jeebh ki shararat kaa kya kehna? Ek vishesh pattern ke sath wo bhabhi ki chut ke door-darraj kono ko bhi nahi chod raha tha.

Kisi kutte ki tarah jeebh ko laplapaakar wo bhabhi ki chut ched raha tha aur sath me chut-rass ko ice-cream ke sath chatt kar raha tha.

Sath me chain me bandhi bhabhi ki chut ki clit ko kalu kisi cake par lagi toppings ki tarah istmaal kar raha tha.

Bhabhi wasna ki aag me kan-kan mar gayi.

Tabhi, uss haami ne yaha bhi wahi kiya. Ab kahi maja aane hi laga tha, ki tabhi usne chatna band kar diya. Aur uthakar bed par baith gaya.

Ufff...
Bhabhi toh itna tadap gayi thi, ki 1 pal ke liye usko Kalu ne kaan ke niche thappad lagaane kaa man kiya.

*******
Uske aise bich me rukte hi bhabhi ab uthkar ljja se baith gayi.


Tabhi kaalu bol pada.

Kalu- Ab, aap ki baari.

Bhabhi- Kya?

Kalu- Are yahi. Special ice-cream khaane ki ab aapki baari hai.

Itna bolkar kalu ne seedha apne pant ki chain khol di. Aur andar hath dalkar apne lund ko hi bahaar nikal diya.

Ohh..


Bhabhi ne phat se apni ankhe band kar li.

Bhabhi - Chiii...ye kya? Andar daaliye isko...chi...aap bhi naa...
Kalu- Are...ab kaahe kaa sharmana? Lijiye..lijiye...aap bhi special ice-cream kaa maja lijiye.

Bhabhi- Shut up...chiii...ekdum chup..badmash kahi ke...mujhe nahi khana koi special ice-cream.. Mere liye yahi thik hai.

Itna bolkar bhabhi thoda muskuraai.

Kalu ne bhi iss baat ko yahi chod diya.
Use pata tha ki bhabhi 'Naa' hi karne wali hai.

Kalu- Thik hai.

Toh ab wo Chup baitha aur apna ice-cream khaane laga.

Magar, uske iss bartaav se bhabhi badi bechain ho uthi.

"Aurat ko jab Manaya nahi jaaye, tab baat chahe koi bhi ho? usko bachaini khaa hi jaati hai."

Shayad bhabhi ko laga tha ki Kalu aur jyada manane ki koshish karega? Uske samne gidgidaaye gaa? Thodi gustaki dikhaate hue jabardasti karega?

Magar, Harami Kalu ne aisa kuch bhi nahi kiya tha.
Bhabhi ke inkaar ko badi asani se kabool karte hue usne uss baat ko hi kaat diya tha.

Iss baat ne bhabhi ko ghussa dila diya tha. Pata nahi magar kyu? Bhabhi ek ajeeb si baichaini feel kar gayi.

Ab kalu ice-cream khaate baitha. Toh ab bhabhi ne bhi lambi sans bhar li aur khud bhi ice-cream khaane me lag gayi.

Tabhi Kalu haste hue majakiya andaaj me bol pada.

Kalu- bhabhi jee, ek sawal poochu aapko?

Bhabhi- Sawal? Slurrrppp #### poocho?

Kalu-  Ek ice-cream ki dukaan par 3 ladkiya ice-cream kha rahi thi. Usme se pahali wali chaat kar khaa rahi thi. Dusari wali chaat kar khaa rahi thi, aur teesari wali ice-cream kaat kar khaa rahi thi. Toh bataao teeno me shadishuda kounsi ladki hai?

Uska ye sawal sunkar bhabhi turant sharma gayi.

Aur ghusse se boli.

Bhabhi- Aap chup rahe....battamiz kahi ke...

Kalu- Are battamiz kaahe ke liye? Aapki soch gandi hai toh hum kaa kare? Mere prashn kaa bada asan saa jawab hai. "Jiski mang me sindoor hoga! " asan hai.

Uska answer sunte hi bhabhi mooh me ice-cream fasakar hi jor se hass padi. Usko thodi chocking bhi huii itni jor se hasi aayi.

Uske sath Kalu bhi joro se hasne laga.
Ha..ha..ha.ha..ha..ha...

Bhabhi- iiiwwwww....aap bhi naa...pagal hi hai...chup rahe bilkul..

Bhabhi apni hi soch par dil se haste hue boli.


Kalu- Achaa..aur 1 sune.

Bhabhi- No way. Stop it. Aap aur aapki ye baate. Rahane dijye. Inhe aapke pass hi rakhe. Muzhe nahi sunani.

Kalu- Are sun lijiye. "Pure veg" hai. Batayiye, marad ke pass wah konsi chiz hoti hai, jise aurat ko khub chatna pasand hai?

Bhabhi- shuuuuu...besharam kahi ke...aap fir shuru ho gaye?

Kalu- Are " Dimaag" " bheja" ...ha..ha..ha..ha ... aurat ko marad kaa bheja khana bada pasand hai. Ha..ha..ha..ha..

Bhabhi ye wala bhi answer sunkar khub dil kholkar hasne lagi.


Kalu- Dekha. Hamra joke pure veg hota hai...ha..ha..ha...Chale shadi-shuda aurat ke upar aur 1 sawal poochta hu.

Bhabhi- No..bilkul No. Nahi sunana kuch bhi muzhe.

Kalu- Are aap khubsoorat shadi-shuda ho, aur hoshiyaar bhi ho. Isliye aapse pooch raha hu. Ab inme se kya nahi ho aap bataao? Dekha? Teeno ho. Tabhi toh aapko pooch rahe hai..Batayiye - " Wah konsi chiz hai, jiske chaaro taraf baal hai, aur beech me ek darar, aur usme pahali baar pati dalta hai, aur baadme roj roj shadi-shuda aurat  khud dalwati hai.

Bhabhi- Chiiiii....what the fuck kalu jee??? Ye kya hai? Aap bade hi gande ho. Mujhe nahi sunani aapki ye baate.

Kalu- Are kaha naa shudh veg sawal hai. Aapki soch baar baar waha jaati hai toh hum kaa kare? Sune iska uttar fir se wahi hai "Mang me sindhur"


Isbaar toh bhabhi ne apna mooh hi chupa liya. Aur apni jeebh ko kaat lete hue apni hi soch par pachtawa dikhaane lagi.

Magar uske baad wo pet bhar kar hasne lagi.



Kalu - Aur 1 akhari sawal suniye. Bhabhi jee, jara Acha sochkar jawab dijiye naa? 1 bhi jawab nahi de paa rahi ho aap? Bataayiye " Wah kon saa cheez hai, jise ladkiyon ke andar asani se dala jaa sakta hai?


Issbaar bhi bhabhi sharm me nahakar apni ankhe band kar li.

Magar sath me issbaar wo ganda naa sochte hue iske double meaning kaa answer sochne lagi.

Wo sochte sochte 2 baar ekdum se laaj se sharmakar hass padi thi. Shayad usne man me kuch bahot ganda hi soch liya tha.

Magar issbaar gehra soch vichaar kar ke bhabhi phat se boli.

Bhabhi- "Doubt..."

Kalu- Kaa?

Bhabhi- Are "doubt" ....means ...are..wo.." Shanka" " Andhvishwas"...

Kalu ne ice-cream mooh me pakadkar taliya maari.

Kalu- Wahhh....Wahh...bilkul sahi jawab bhabhi..dekha...aap toh sach me khubsoorat hokar bhi hoshiyyaar nikle....

Bhabhi- Hello..Excuse me.. khubsoorat hokar hoshiyaar matlab? Kya khubsoorat ladkiya hoshiyaar nahi hoti?

Kalu- Ye hamri raay nahi hai. Magar aisa bola jata hai..ki khubsoorat aurate hamesha bewkoofon par meherbaan hoti hai."

Bhabhi- What? Kya bola aapne? Ye khaa kaa tukk banta hai? Iska uss baat se kya logic?

Kalu- Are chodo naa isko. Kaha naa mai bewkoof hu. Kaha iss bewkoof ki baate lekar baithe ho? Aap ye akhari sawal bataaye " Wah kon si cheez hai jise karte samay aurate chilaati hai, aur marad usko chup karaate hai?


Bhabhi- Ufff...Aap fir se shuru ho gye? Battamiz kahi ke?? Chiiiii....

Kalu- Are kaha naa "pure veg" hotel hai hamra. Are bhaai Sajjan kaa sawal hai!  Aapko non-veg baat dekhni hai kaisi hoti hai? Toh ye sune -
" Ek teacher ne ek estudent ko poocha.
Teacher- Hasna kaa ulta kya hai?

Estudent- Chodna.

Teacher- Battamiz kahi ke? Wo kaise?

Estudent- Are teacher,  Hasna matlab "Ha..Ha..Ha.." aur  Chodna matlab "Ah..Ah..Ah.."

Teacher-  Chup madarchod. Teri Maa ki chut...nikal mere classroom se. Loude###&&&



Bhabhi- iwuuuuuuuuu.....Stop it..Chiiiiiiii########&&&%%%%
Shut up..

Kalu- Dekha? Ihh hota hai "non-veg". Hum aisa ganda toh kum se kum kuch keh nahi rahe...Toh batayiye  mere sawal kaa jawab.

Bhabhi- Noway...Whatever...muzhe kuch nahi sunana. Naa hi Veg aur Nahi Non-veg. Samjhe???


Bhabhi bhale hi ghussa dikha rahi thi, magar uske inn chutkulo ne aur double meaning sawalo ne bhabhi ke andar jo kaam karna tha, wo kar diya tha.


Kalu- Are abhi toh bahut badhiya jawab diya tha aapne. 1 baar soch toh lijiye. Nahi aya toh hum bata hi denge. " Wah kon si cheez hai jise kart samay aurate chilaati hai, aur marad usko chup karaate hai?

Toh akhir bhabhi uska answer sochne lagi. Bada socha, magar jo bhi wo soch paayi wo sab gandha hi tha.

Bhabhi- Nahi..muzhe nahi pata.

Kalu- Are sochiye, aap bhi wahi karnewali ho thodi der me.

Bhabhi- What?

Kalu- Are" zhagda" ..."Ladhaayi" ...iska uttar hai " Ladhaayi"


Bhabhi naak foolakar aur mooh banakar ladhaayi ke expressions ke sath Kalu ko dekhti rahi thoda samay.

Fir mooh foolakar saari hawa bahar chodi. 

Magar uske baad ekdum se hass padi.
Uske dwara hasi chupaayi naa gayi.
Ab wo joro se dil kholkar hasne lagi.

Uski hasi dekhkar kalu bhi joro se hass pada.

Kalu- Wahhh..dekha aise dil kholkar hass liya kariye jee. Aap haste hue bahut khubsoorat lagati ho...

Bhabhi ne tarif ko tahe dil se swikaar liya. Magar turant bol padi.

Bhabhi- Toh kya normal khubsoorat nahi lagati?

Kalu- Are nahi..Mere kahne kaa wo matlab nahi hai.. aap har pal khubsoorat lagti ho jee. Bass haste hue hi nahi, ghusse me bhi badi khubsoorat lagati ho. Khass kar ke jab aapki ye naak lal ho jaati hai.

Bhabhi sharma gayi.



Kalu- Haayee..haaye....aapke khubsoorati ki kaa baat kare? Aapka ye sharmana, aapka ye hasna, aapka ye Rona, aapka ye ghussa hona...ufff..Har ek ada me jaise meethas bekharti jati ho. Hum khud sasura kitni baar marte marte bacha hu.

Bhabhi- Rona? Rona Kab dekha aapne mera?

Kalu- Dekha hai naa. Uss din aap pati ki yaad me ro rahi thi.... tab kaa haseen lag rahi thi jee.....

Bhabhi sharma gayi.

Tabhi, Kalu dheemi sangeen awaj me bola.

Kalu- Aur haste hue toh aap khubsoorat lagti hi ho...magar Hasne kaa ulta karte hue toh aur bhi  khubsoorat lagati ho.

Bhabhi- Hasne kaa ulta?

Kalu- Kaahe? Abhi abhi sunaya Non- veg joke bhool gayi? "HA..HA..HA.." ka ulta  "AH...AH...AH.."

Bhabhi- What?? Shut up..

Bhabhi sehma gayi.

Kalu- Are bhool gayi? Aapne humka apke honeymoon kaa video bheja tha. Jaha piche se Ranajee aapko ghodi banakar aapki le rahe the."

Bhabhi ko ye yaad aate hi wo pachta gayi. Usko kya reaction dena hai samajh hi nahi aaya. zhukakar wo apna saa mooh lekar apne aapko chupa gayi.

Nashe ki flow-flow me wo kya-kya kar baith jaati hai, uska Bhabhi ko pachtawa hone laga.

Kalu- Aur Haa, aap dil ki bhi badi Khubsoorat ho. Sasura hum special ice-cream khaa raha tha, aur waha aapke chehare par khubsoorati badhati jaa rahi thi...ummhhh.....aahh....aah...aahh...

Bhabhi ko sharm me doob marne kaa man kiya. Sharm me nahakar apna chehara chupaati reh gayi.

To be continued....

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