Adultery Sanskari Lilly - Vitamin Bhabhi! ( Daily diary of lily's fantasy world)

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                      Part 8


Bhabhi- Aunchhhhh...Ahhhhh...ufff...

Kalu kaa fatka gand par padate hi bhabhi ki aah.. nikal gyi.


Kalu- Sunaai diya birju? Kaisa phataakk se awaj ata hai..maal ekdum asali hai.

Tabhi kalu ne fir se bhabhi ki gand pakad li aur sehlaana shuru kiya.

Kalu- Piche toh aao idhar. Yaha toh aur majedaar najara hai.


Aisa bolte hi usne bhabhi ke dono kulhe pakad liye aur beech me se pichka diye.

Ohhh...

Aisa karte hi bhabhi tadfada uthi, aur birju jaane se pahale hi piche se phat se baith gayi.


Bhabhi- No..stop..No..ab kuch nahi..

Ye bhabhi ke liye bahot uncomfortable tha.
Yaha tak toh usne seh liya tha. Magar yaha se aage wo seh naa paayi.

Kalu- Are? Bhabhi sab check karna jaroori hota hai. Aise kaise chalega? Chale...

Bhabhi- no means no.

Kalu- Are toh souda kaise karenge?

Bhabhi- Kaha naa..nahi...

Kalu- Are, lagata hai aap toh sharam khaa gayi. Ab bhains ke liye kya hi sharam? Aur kya hi hayaa? Apne malikon ko chut dikhaane me kya sharmana?

Bhabhi- Shut up. Kaha naa nahi. Ab ho gaya.


Ohhh...Auraton ke ye nakhare??

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Kalu- Are toh fir souda kaise hoga?

Bhabhi- Itna checking toh ho gaya naa? Ab bass.

Kalu- Are asali checking toh piche ki jaati hai.

Bhabhi - Kaha naa..No means no.


Ufff...
Aurat ke nakhare!!

Kalu - Achaa thik hai. Jaisa aap sahi samjhe. Jabardasti bilkul nahi aapke upar. Magar meri bhi 1 sharth hai fir. Toh agar naya souda aap kar nahi sakti, toh fir aap apne saare ilzam wapis logi. Aur toh aur,  itne kasht ke liye poorane soude me se kuch choot milegi hamka.

Bhabhi- What?

Kalu- Haa..toh baat ye hai ki, yaa toh souda aage badhega. Yaa fir poorana souda 1500rs se ghat kar 1000rs ban jaayega.


Bhabhi ghusse se bass dekhti reh gayi.

Kalu- Aur nahi toh kya? Mu-karne ki bhi toh koi saja honi chahiye? Aur yaha bhi koi jabardasti nahi hai. Agar manjoor nahi toh souda aage badhaao. Nahi toh poorana souda me discout karaao.

Bhabhi sunn 1min waisi hi khadi rahi. Fir kuch sochkar ekdum se bol padi.


Bhabhi- Thik hai. 1000rs manjoor hai muzhe.

Kalu romharshit hokar reh gaya.

Idhar bass itna kehkar bhabhi issbaar fat se table par se utar gayi.

Haa.. issbaar wo utar gayi.

Pichle 20-25minute tak wo waise hi bhains bankar khadi thi.

Uske ghutne lal ho chuke the.
Apni chaati par latakte 2 pappaye samhalte hue bhabhi ne sabse pahale ghutnon ko sehlaya. Aur ab Tray utha liya.


Tray ko dekhte hi dono ne 1 hi ghunt me bachi chaai ko khatam kar dala. Aur uss Tray me apne- apne cup rakh diye.

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Ab bhabhi ne apne kapade uthakar uss Tray me rakh diye.

Uff..

Bhabhi ne thik waisa hi kiya tha, jaise Kalu ne kaha tha.

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Aur ab bhabhi waha se nangi hi andar bhaag khadi hui.


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Jab wo bhagate hue andar jaa rahi thi, toh uski gand matak-matak dol uthi.

Wo toh kamal ka nazara tha.


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Andar aate hi bhabhi ne sabse pahale  fir se jee bharkar paani pee liya.

Uski halat aisi ho gayi thi, maano wo koi khunkhaar jung hokar aayi hai.

Andar aakar bhi uski sanse control me aane kaa naam nahi le rahi thi. Uski chati abhi tak dhadhad kar rahi thi.

Usne kaand hi aisa kiya tha.

Apne hi sasural me, apne hi Sasur ki moujoodgi me 2 paraaye mardon ke liye wo asali wali bhains ban gayi thi. Wo bhi asali wala doodh denewali, asali wali nangi hokar.



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Andar aate hi uska man kuch aur keh raha tha uss se, aur uska badan kuch aur keh raha tha usko.

Usne ye kya kar diya tha?

Bahar jo bhi kuch hua, wo sochkar bhabhi ek ajeeb se nashe me chali gayi thi.

Isi gehmagehami me wo apni sason par control karne ki koshish karne lagi thi. Aur isi gehmagehami me wo abhi bhi nangi hi thi. Kapade pahanana uski dhyaan me hi nahi raha. 

Uske kapade abhi bhi usi Tray me the.



Tabhi,
Ekdum se piche se kisine bhabhi ko " Bhow "

Bhabhi ekdum se dar gayi aur hosh me aa gayi.

Uff...

Hosh me aate hi usko ye ehsas huaa ki wo abhi tak nangi hi hai. Wo sharm ke maare hadbadaakar apni saree ko dhoondane lagi. Usko toh ye bhi nahi pata tha ki, uske kapade usi Tray me pde hai.

Tabhi kalu bol pada.

Kalu- Waahh..Kamal ho gaya. 1000rs me aisa maal? Ahhhaaa...Aur haa, waha kya daring dikhaayi hai apne. Ise kahate hai asali daring..wahhh...koi jawab nahi aapka...

Bhabhi ne ghusse se kaha.

Bhabhi- Aap chup rahe..ye sab aapiki wajah se huaa hai.

Bhabhi abhi bhi apne kapde dhoond rahi thi. Wo pareshan ho gayi.

Koi usko btaaye ki, usne tray me pasroskar laaye hai kapade!


Tabhi, uske doondne ke kaam me rok lagaate hue Kalu bola.

Kalu- "Are wo sab chodo. Ab kya hi dhoondana? Isi ke baare me baat karne ko aya tha. Mai ye bataane aya tha ki, baaki sab toh kamal tha, par..aajkal ki ye aurate bhi naa...kya bole...fir wahi...Pahale paraye logonko degi, aur gharwalon ko puchegi bhi nahi. Humka chaai toh pila di, magar apne sasur ko toh chaai pilaai hi nahi aapne!!!."

Bhabhi- Wo uth jaayenge toh puch lungi. Aapko fikar karne ki jaroorat nahi. Uff..kaha rakhe hai maine? Uff..

Kalu- Are woh toh kabke uth gye hai.

What?

Ye sunte hi bhabhi ek pal ke liye jaise mar hi gayi.
Usko aisa zhatka laga ki, chehare par 1second me hi saare sansaar kaa dar chaa gaya.

Uska apne kapadon ko dhoondna wahi band ho gaya.

Wo jor se chillayi.

Bhabhi- Kya?

Kalu- Aur nahi toh kya? Aur wo bhi, jab aap table par thi.

Bhabhi ki ankhe safed ho gayi.

Bhabhi- What????? What the fuck....###@@@₹₹₹????

Bhabhi ekdum se rone par aa gayi.

Yaha kalu harami mishkil haste hue bhabhi ke maje lene laga.


Kalu- Aur nahi toh kya? Bass maine bataya nahi aapko..warna hamari farmaish adhuri reh jaati..Ha..ha..ha..ha..


Bhabhi ye sunkar hakkabakka reh gayi. Uske samne ekdum se andhkaar fail gaya.

Wo aajtak itni dari nahi thi kabhi.

Bhabhi- Kya? Sach me? Please tell me this is not TRUE. Aap majak kar rahe hai naa? Bataayiye...please..please...

Kalu- Are sach keh raha hu. Chaahe toh aap khud jakar dekh le.

Ye sunte hi bhabhi ki ankho me ansu chalak aya. Uska mooh rotalu ho gaya. Uska badan dar se kampne laga. Jaise koi ghor apraadh hua hai uske haatho.
Wo jor se ro hi deti,

Ke,
Tabhi,

Bhabhi ki halat dekhte hue kalu bola.

Kalu- Are chinta ki koi baat nahi. Majak kiya maine.

Ye sunte hi bhabhi ki jaan me jaan aa gayi.

Bhabhi- You###%%₹₹..Aap bhi naa!!! Ek number ke pagal ho. Mai khadi khadi mar jaati abhi toh. Pagal kahi ke.


Kalu- Aree..mere hote hue aap par aisa sankat aane deta kya mai? Aap safe ho. Bilkul tension naa le. Sab mere control me tha. Magar wo uthe jaroora hai ab. Darsal aapke jaane se thik kuch pal pahale wo angdayi dene lage the. Magar unka chehara toh uss taraf tha, toh aapko koi tensin lene ki jaroorat nahi thi. Aur waise bhi maine unko itna door le jakar bithaya tha ki, waha se unko kuch dikhna mushkil hi nahi, balki namumkin tha.


Bhabhi- Shut up. Aap bilkul chup rahe. Dikhta nahi hai toh kya huaa? Thoda thoda sunaai jaroor deta hai unko. Aur andhe log mehsoos bade ache se kar lete hai. Aapko muzhe hint dena chahiye tha. Ufff... Ye sab aapki wajah se hai. Ufff Haayeee...Mai bhi naa..kya kya kar baithati hu!...upar dhyaan hi nahi raha...

Kalu- Are kuch bhi bhabhi..hum itna dhimi awaj me baat kar rahe the, ki itni door se toh muzhko bhi sunaai nahi deta. Unka toh rahane dijiye.
Haa..bass ek awaj jor ki thi..aur wo hai aapke doodh ki Churrr..churrrr churrr...ha..ha..ha..

Bhabhi- Shut up...aap bhi naa...

Bhabhi sharmaate reh gayi.


Kalu- "Are, itni daring dikhakar itni si baat se darne lagi aap? Nahi..nahi..balki asali daring wali baat ab bataane jaa raha hu mai. Jara sune, Mai chahata hu ki Aap ki ye special chaai aapke sasur jee ko bhi milni chahiye."


Bhabhi ekdum se surprising wala zhatka khaakar boli.

Bhabhi- What?

Kalu- Haa.. sahi suna aapne. Ghar ke saare mardon ko aapki special chaai milni hi chahiye. Warna jisko naa mile unke upar toh julum hoga ye. Bichaare, wo bhi toh aapki Chai ke hakkdaar hai? Balki hamse pahale unko hakk milna chahiye tha. Inke Ghar ki bhains jo hai.

Bhabhi- Ohhh..shut up...

Kalu- Aur bass Chaai nahi..balki hamri tarah hi special chaai. Hamaari tarah hi taazhi, aur hamri tarah hi....

Bhabhi- Kya?

Kalu- Nangi.

Bhabhi- kya?

Ekdum surprising wala reaction dete hue.


Kalu- Haa..ha.. Thik suna. Hum chahate hai, unko bhi thik hamri tarah hi chaai milni chahiye. Toh aap aise hi nangi lekar jaaogi apni chaai. Aise hi nangi.


Bhabhi ye sunte hi  bhadak gyi.

Bhabhi- Kya? Ye kya bakwas kar rahe hai? Aapka deemag kharab huaa hai?

Kalu- Are bhabhi, "Ab andhe sasur se ghunghat kya?" Kya fark padata hai? Unhe kuch dikhaai nahi deta naa..

Bhabhi- Chup rahe...bilkul chup rahe..Mai kehti hu aap bilkul chup rahe. Apne deemagi keedon ko wahi maar do. Battamiz insaan, bakwas insaan, kuch sharam dharam nhi. Thodi choot kya dedi? Sar chadkar baithne lage. Pagal kahi ke? Jo mooh me aaye bakte jaate hai.

Kalu- Bhabhi, unko "Dikhaayi nahi deta". App samajh rahi ho?

Bhabhi- Unhe kuch dekhaai de, yaa naa de. Mai apne sasur ke samne aise nahi jaungi. Aap muzhe Jalil karne pe kyu baithe ho? Aur apne ye socha bhi kaise?

Kalu- Mai ye sab kyu kar raha hu, ye toh mai wakt aane par bataunga..Tabtak aap bass muzhpar bharosa rakhe.

Bhabhi- Matlab?

Kalu- Matlab. Ye dekhiye. Ise dekhiye.

Aisa bolkar Kalu kuch dikhane laga.

Bhabhi Kalu ko dekhne lagi.

Tabhi, Kalu ne bhabhi ke samne apni pant ki chain me hath dalkar apna Lund hi bahaar nikal diya.

Ufff...

Uske lund ko dekhte hi bhabhi ko 440w ka current lag gaya. Wo uchalkar reh gayi.

Fir agle hi pal apne mooh par ek hath rakhte hue dusare hath se Chii..chii. karte sharm se mooh chupa liya.  
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Bhabhi- Chiiii.....

Kalu- Are wo nahi. Lund mat dekho. Dekhne wali baat toh ab dikhaaunga.

Bhabhi- Chiii...ye kya??###@@@@.. pahale andar daaliye ye sab.. chiii...

Uske lund ko dekhkar bhabhi ke andar ek ajeeb saa jwalamukhi fat gaya tha.


Kalu- Are keh raha hu naa, usko mat dekhiye, usko najarandaaj kar le, aur mai jo karne jaa raha hu uspar dyaan de. Ye dekhiye meri ungali ko dekhiye.

Kalu ne apni ek ungali bahaar nikali.

Bhabhi usko dekhne lagi.

Jald hi bhabhi ne ye dekha, ki Kalu ne apni wo ungali apne lund ki taraf badha di. Lund par pahunchte hi usne apni iss ungali ko lund ke agle hisse par ghumana shuru kiya. Waha uska precum kaa load jama huaa tha. Uss gaadhe dravy me kalu ne apni ungali ko ache se deebo kar beego diya. Fir ungali ko thoda tedha kar lete hue uss precum dravy ko apni ungali par beetha liya.

Bhabhi hairaan- pareshaan aur ek ghinn- umas bhar lekar ye sab dekhti reh gayi thi.

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Tabhi kalu ekum se chalaang lagaakar bhabhi ki oor kud pada.

Ufff..

Bhabhi ko pata chalne se pahale hi usne bhabhi ko seedha apni baho me bhar liya tha.

Ohhh..
Yaad rahe bhabhi abhi bhi nangi hi thi.

Usne nangi bhabhi ko piche se apni baho me bhar liya tha.

Nange badan ko iss paraaye mard kaa touch hote hi bhabhi tharthara gayi. Wo ek ajeeb si behoshi me chali gayi.

Akhir wo ek paraaye mard kaa sparsh tha. Aur wo toh full nangi thi.


Tabhi, Kalu ne ek hath bhabhi ke nange pet par rakh diya. Ab aur najdik khinch lete hue kalu ne bhabhi ko poori tarah se apne shikanje me fasa liya.

Bhabhi kuch soch naa paa rahi thi. Uski sanse fooli hui thi.

Tabhi kalu ne apna mooh uske kaan ke pass le aya. Itna pass ki Kalu ke hont bhabhi ke kaan chu gaye.
Ab ek madak awaj me wo bhabhi ke kaan me bolne laga.

Kalu- "Shuuu....sune..ye mere liye bada jaroori hai. Abhi abhi tumne toh 2 mardon ki ungali ka swad chakha hai. Kahi aisa naa ho ki kisi aur ko hi malik samajh baithogi? Aurate toh aurate hoti hai. Jaldi kisike bhi behkaave me aa jaati hai. Wu kaa hai ki, bhains ko apne malik ki taste kaa ache se pata hona bada jaroori hota hai."

Itna bolkar kalu ne apni wo precum me gili ho rakhi ungali ko upar laya, aur seedha bhabhi ki hont par laga diya.

Ohh..

Bhabhi- Chiiu...Wyaakkk...thuuuuu..thooooo...what the fuck....

Kalu- Shuu....shu...shuu...suno...kuch nahi hota...kuch nahi hota..swad lo..Haa####.Aapko pata hai? jab hum Bazar me koi bhains kharid lete hai, toh usko apni thook chatwa dete hai. Taaki wo bhains apne malik ko yaad rakh sake. Toh...".bass ankhe band kar lo, aur kar gujar jaao..jaisa abtak kiya hai. Ek achi bhains ki tarah...kyunki uss Birju ko bhi chakh liya hai tumne. Toh mere liye ye bada jaroori hai. Ab aap ek kaam karegi. Apna mooh kholkar jeebh se apne malik kaa swad deemaag me daal logi. Yaha moukafarsht anjaan marad bahot ghum rahe hai. Kahi koi meri bhains naa chura le?


Itna bolkar kalu ne apni uss ungali ko bhabhi ki mooh me ghused diya.


Bhabhi- yaawkkkkkkkkkk....wyyuuukkkkkk....

Bhabhi ko ulti jaisi aa gayi.


Kalu- Shuu...shuuu...aram se..aram se...Are kuch nahi..kuch nahi...achaa hai..waise toh lund hi mooh me dene wala tha. Magar sharafat se ungli de raha hu. Fat se chakh lo. Aur waise bhi, parso din toh ghol ghol kar pee gayi thi. Yaad hai naa?

Bhabhi ne ankhe hi band kar li.
Bhabhi ek ajeeb confusion stage me chali gayi thi. Uska man naa, naa kar raha tha. Magar badan kuch aur hi keh raha tha.

Usne apne aap, apna mooh khol diya tha, aur jeebh nikalkar Kalu ke precum ko chakh liya tha. Use pata chale bagair.

Uffff..

Uske khud ke badan ne usko dhoka diya tha.

Kalu- Ahhhaa...bahot badhiya. Ye hui naa meri bhainswa. Ab meri ungali mooh me hi rakh ke meri baat ko ache se suno.

Bhabhi - umhhhh....no..please..

Kalu- Mai yahi keh raha tha ki, mai chahata hu ki aap aise hi nangi jaakar apne andhe sasur ko apni special chaai peelaogi.

Bhabhi- ummhhhh...what..nahi...please nahi...

Ankhe band kar ke sitkaar chodte hue bhabhi reply dene lagi. Jaise wo nashe me ho.


Kalu- Jara socho, aisi daring dikhane ka mouka baar baar nahi ayega. Iss ghar ki achi bahu hai naa tu?

Bhabhi- No way.....please nahi..Bilkul nahi....

Kalu- Bhabhi pleazzze naa.. muzhe samajh nahi aa rahi dikkat kha hai? Birju ne toh sab dekh liya hai..aur aapka sasur poora andha hai. Toh paraoblem kya hai?

Bhabhi- Please naa kalu jee. Mai ye nahi kar sakti. Aur aap ye baate band karo..please...muzhe andar se kaisa toh lag rha hai..

Kalu- Thik hai..Akhir koi jabardasti nahi hogi aapke sath. Chale, aap poori nangi toh nahi jaa sakti. Mai samajh sakta hu. Magar ye kapada pahankar toh jaa sakti hai naa? Ye Apron? Ye lijiye. Ye pahan lijiye. Uss din ki tarah.  Ye toh pahan kar  jaa sakti hai naa?

Wahi kitchen me latkaya huaa Apron kalu ne utha kar hath me liya.

Kalu shatir khiladi tha. Bazaar me hajaaro soude kiye the usne.  Wo ache se janata tha ki aurat ko 2 options diye jaane par wo kum risk wala option fataak se choose kar leti hai. Bhabhi ke sath bhi yahi huaa.

Bhabhi- Nahi naa Kalu jee.

Kalu- Ye lijiye, iss se aage se kuch nahi dikhega. Waise bhi wo andhe hai. Magar aap itna keh rahi ho toh aapki tasalli ke liye isko pahan sakti ho. Apne iss garib malik ki pagal farmaaish samajh kar kar lo. Yaa fir qween ko chunoti samajh kar kar daalo. Yaa fir ek achi bahu samajhkar kar lo. Par kar dalo. Humko badi khushi milegi. Ye lijiye, mai ye apron ko mai pehna deta hu.

Issbaar bhabhi mana naa kar saki.

Ufff....

Usne bhabhi ko Apron pahana diya.


Ohhh...


Kalu badi achi plan ke sath, ek ek step aage badhate badhte, bhabhi ko todate jaa raha tha. Isliye wo jaanbujhkar bhabhi ko aisi situation me daal raha tha, jiss se wo jalil ho. Wo aaj uske har nakhare ko, uske har ghamand ko, uske har gurur ko todne wala tha. Kalu usko apni hi najaro me itna giraane wala tha ki bhabhi ki laaj hi khatam ho jaaye. Wo bhabhi ko samaj ki har maryada ke paar le jaane wala tha, jiss se bhabhi saare rishte bhoolkar Kalu se  khud chudaayi ke liye gidgida jaaye.

Kalu kaa ye secret plan tha.

To be continued...

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                Part 9


Gale me, aur kamar me lace ke sath bandhane wala wo sexy apron Kalu ne bhabhi ko pahana diya.

Kalu- Ahhhaa..kaa khatarnaak lagti ho iss kapade me aap? Chale, ab toh aage se sab dhak gaya! Badhiya. Chale ab aur 1 cup chaai garam kare. Waise unke samne hi taza taza nikalkar special chaai banane kaa plan tha hamra. Magar jaane dijiye. Aap toh bahot hi khussfuss gayi ho. Toh aapki halat dekh kar subah wala hi doodh daal sakat ho aap, jo wati me nikal ke rakha hai. Dekhiye, kitna kaam asan kar diya aapka? Ab jaldi se banayiye, aur lekar aayiye bahar. Apne sasur ko dene ke liye.


Kalu ne khud ne Gas jala diya aur uspar thandi ho rakhi chaai ki bartan rakh di.

Kalu- Mai bahar intzaar kar raha hu.


Aisa bolkar kalu bahar gaya.


Uff..

Ab bhabhi keval ek apron me confused atma bankar khadi thi. 

Ab ye Apron toh aap sab janate hi hai. Isme aage ek tang kapada jangho tak hi dhak pata tha, aur piche se bhabhi poori nangi nangi thi.


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Kuch 5-10minute ho gaye the.

Bahaar Kalu intzaar karte baitha tha.

Tabhi, 

Ufff...

Tabhi,
Bhabhi hath me Chai kaa Tray lekar kitchen se bahaar aa gayi.

Ohhh...

Uske chehare kaa rang uda huaa tha, aur uske hath thad-thad kamp rahe the.

Bhale hi uske sasur andhe the. Magar kisi bhi bahu ke liye aisa kuch karna bada mushkil hi tha.

 Bhabhi ne toh kabka plan bana liya tha, ki jo bhi karna hai, wo unki kursi ke piche khade rehkar karna hai. Seedha samne nahi jana hai.

Ufff...

Bhabhi ko dekhkar Kalu khush ho gaya. 

Udhar Birju ke kuch palle nahi pad raha tha. Ki ekdum se bhabhi andar jaa rahi hai, fir bahar aakar nangi hokar doodh de rahi hai, fir ekdum se uthkar ghusse se fir andar jaa rahi hai, fir apron pahankar ghabraati hui bahaar aa rahi hai????####.


Ab, sabse pahale bhabhi ne apne sasurjee ko dekha.

Unki kursi abhi bhi ulti deewar ki taraf thi. Thodi si halchal se lekin pata chal raha tha, ki shayad sasur jee sach me jage hue hai.

Ye dekhkar toh bhabhi aur dar gayi.

Kursi ke piche khade rahne kaa plan sochakr ab bhabhi ne thodi himmat jod li.

Aur ab sasur jee ki taraf chal padi.

Ufff..

Bhabhi bass wo apron pahani hui thi. Piche se puri nangi.

Uske piche piche Kalu bhi chal pada.

Birju wahi sofe par baitha tha.

Bhabhi Jaise hi birju ke baaju se gujari, uski ankho ne piche se bhabhi ke matakte pichwadwon kaa najara dekha. 



Ab bhabhi pahale dinning table kaa area, aur fir poora Hall cross kar ke sasur ki kursi ke pass aayi. 

Ufff..

Wo kursi ke piche hi khadi rahi.

Jaise hi wo sasur ki kursi ke pass aayi, waha ek ajeeb si bachaini thi. Sasur ki ajeeb si smell bhabhi janati thi. Wo smell paakar bhabhi ke andar ek alag hi dar fail gaya tha. Haa. Magar romanch bhi apni jagah par fudak fudak nach raha tha bhabhi ke andar. 

Uska seena joro se dhadakne laga. Aise kampte hatho se bhabhi ne apne sasur ko piche se touch kar ke jaga diya. Fir joro ki awaj lagaakar ye jataya, ki unke liye wo chaai lekar aayi hai.

Kursi par sasur ummmm..ummm...karte hue kuch der baad me baat ko samajh gaya. Wo angdaayi me tilmilaane laga.

Ab bhabhi piche hi khadi rahkar kursi ke stand par Chaai rakhne lagi.

Magar, 
Ab aisa nahi tha ki chaai rakh di, aur nikal gye.

Koi garam liquid cheez ho toh bhabhi ko apne hath se pilani padati.
Warna sasur ke kampate hath gira le sakte the.

Aur, ye aisa koi liquid khilaane ke liye waha 1 patela(katori) huaa karta tha hamesha.


Toh, 
Bhabhi ne wahi patela utha liya aur piche khadi rehkar hi usme Chai dalkar thandi kar ke pilaane lagi.


Ab aise peelane ke liye bhabhi ko piche khadi rehkar aage hath dalne ki kawayat karni pad rahi thi.  

Age ki taraf zhukne ki wajah se bagal ke neeche apron uth gya tha. Iss wajah se side me khada Kalu bhabhi ke boobs kaa ekdum ache se najara dekh sakta tha.
 
Usme sasur ke kampte hath bhabhi ke hath ko lag rhe the. Ek do baar toh uske hath seedha bhabhi ki chaati par bhi touch huaa. 

Par ye roj ka tha. Bhabhi ne iski taraf dhyaan nahi diya. 


Ab kalu thik aage aakar sasur ke samne khada ho gaya. 

Kalu iss pal kaa maja le raha tha. Kabhi bhabhi ki muskilon ko dekhkar hass raha tha, toh kabhi sasur jee kaa chaati se lagata hath dekhkar romanchit ho raha tha.

*****

Sasur ka bhabhi ki chaati par lagta hath dekhkar issbaar wo muskuraya. 

Uske khuraapati deemag me kuch shaitaani khayal aya.
Wo muskuraate hue kuch sochne laga.

Idhar bhabhi ki sasur ke hath se bachte hue unko chaai peelane ki kasarat chaalu hi thi.

Jab bhabhi thoda jyada hi aage badhkar chaai uss patele me daal rahi thi, tabhi mouka dekhkar kalu chuchaap dabe paav se bhabhi ke piche ho liya.


Aur..
Uff....

Jab bhabhi achi khaasi samne zhuki hui thi, tabhi iss harami Kalu ne ekdum se chupke se 
bhabhi ke piche hokar bhabhi ke apron ki gale ki wo lace ki ganth hi khol di.

Uff..

Ohh..my..hod...

Ye kya kar diya usne?

Ufff...

Jaise hi wo lace khul gayi, bhabhi kaa apron kisi natak ke parde ki tarah dhadamm se uski chaati se girkar kamar se latak gya.

Ohhh..my..hod..

Bhabhi ke wo dono boobs aise bahar nikle, jaise sasur jee se khelna chahte ho.

Ohh..my..hod...


Ek hi pal me bhabhi ke wo vishaal extra large size wale mumme uske sasur ke chehre aur gardan ke pass nange latak gaye.

Jab bhabhi ko ye pata chala....

Tab,
Haayeee..ufff..umhhh....ishhh sab eksath bahaar nikale 

Uska pura badan 1 zhatke me kamp utha. Uske jism se jaise uski jaan nikal gayi.

Uske toh rongate khade ho gaye, aur usko aisa jabardast zhatka laga ki wo jagah par hi uchal kar reh gayi.

Aur issi uchalan se bhabhi ka balance hi bighad gya. 

Ohh..my..hod..

Ye kya ho gaya?

Ab support ke liye aage bhabhi hath tika hi nahi saki. Kyunki uske ek hath me garam chai ka cup tha. Toh dusare hath me pakadi garama garam katori thi. Bhabhi sasur par naa hi Cup gira sakti thi, aur naa hi wo garma garam katori.


Ohh.my..hod..

Ye kya ho gaya bhabhi ke sath?


Ufff..

Uske samne toh 1 hi pal me dharma sankat khada ho gaya.


Toh nateeja kuch yu huaa...

Wo apne vishaal mumme lekar apne sasur par jakar gir padi.

Dhadammm....dhoommm...

Ufff...

Oh..my..hod...

Bhabhi apne sasur par apne boobs par land ho gayi thi.

Ohhh..

Wo sasur ke piche khadi thi. Toh iss wajah se uske mumme sasur ki ek side ki kaan aur gardan par aake dhass se gye.


Ohh..my..hod...

Itna hi nahi..
Isi hadbadahat me ye huaa ki, Uss garam chaai ki kuch chinte sasur ke ang par jaakar gir padi. Uska sasur chatko me zhulas gaya, aur khud bachne ke liye unhone bahu ke hath aage se pakad liye.

Ohhhh...

Ye kya huaa?

Bada jalim Dharm sankat!

Nazara kuch yu tha..
Ab piche se zhuki hui bhabhi ke dono hath sasur ke kandhon aur gale se hokar aage chaai ki Cup aur katori pakde hue the. Jaise sasur ko baaho me bhar liya ho.

Uff...

Aur uske nange mumme sasur ki ek side ki kaan par, aur unki gardan par buri tarah se dhass chuke the.

Ohh..

Bichaari bhabhi turant hil bhi nahi paayi.

Kyunki,

Ek toh sasur par chaai girne ka khatra tha, aur dusra ab toh sasur ne aage hath bhi pakad rakhe the uske.

Uffff...bichaari....


*****

Aurat ke boobs kaa wo garm sparsh jaanane ke liye ankhe hone ki jaroorat nahi hoti. 

Andhe Giridhar jee bhi turant pehchaan gaye.

Jaise hi wo Komal, Mansal, Ubhare hue gubbaron ka majedar ehsas unke gardan par huaa..wo Buddha pure josh me uchal pada.

Chashme ki andar hi uski ankhe chamak si gyi.

Wo mansal sparsh aur baby-bottle large size chuchiyon ki chubhan se wo budha phat se jaan gya, ki ye kisi aurat ke nange mumme hi hai.

Usne turant apni gardan thodi aur ek taraf zhuka li aur boobs ki taraf ho liya.

Ohh..my..hod...

Iski wajah se bhabhi ki dikkate toh aur badh gayi. Kyunki ek taraf hone se ab uske sasur kaa gaal uske ek mumme ke niche poora ghuss gaya, aur ab bhabhi kaa mumma sasur ke gaal par poora chadh gaya.

Ufff...

Budhe sasur ki safed sakht dadhi uss komal boob par jaise hi chubh gayi, bhabhi ke toh rongathe khade ho gaye.

Ufff...


*******

Harami Kalu ye kand kar ke kabka chupke se fir se samne aakar nirdosh khada ho gaya tha.

****

Yaha bhabhi badi hi lajjit awastha me ek ajeeb si situation me fas gayi thi. 

Uska kisi aur chiz par dhyaan hi naa raha. Kaha kalu aur kaha birju? Iss wakt wo bass apne boobs ko bachaane me lagi thi.

Uss bichaari ko kuch samajh nahi aa rha tha. Wo pair ki kalai par apna bhaar roke hue, apne sasur ke ang se jitna ho sake utna door rahane ki koshish kar rahi thi.

Bhabhi ne pair uthaane ki koshish ki, magar koi fayda nahi tha. Iss wajah se toh wo aur jyada sasur ki god me chali gai.

Uff..

Toh ab rotalu chehara lekar sasur ke hathon se khudke hath chudaane ki koshish karne lagi.

Magar ye bhi naa kaam aa saka. Usko jald hi pata chal gaya ki, uske ek hath me garam chaai ki Cup hai, aur ek hath me chaai se bhari katori. Wo jara bhi hilne lagati, toh Sara garam sasurjee ke upar gir jata.


Wo bichaari ko waise hi khadi rehna pada.

Ufff...

Idhar Kalu aur Birju dono ye najara sans rokkar dekh rahe the.

Ek piche se, toh dusra aage se.

Bhabhi ko toh sharm se jaan dene kaa man kiya.

Uff..



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Aisa madhosh sparsh paakar ab uss Buddhe ka pura badan pahale se 2 guna kampane laga. Jaise usme sargarmi bhar gayi ho.

Dhad-dhad, ....dhad-dhad...

Badan ke iss kampan kaa faydaa uthaate hue wo buddha apna gaal bahu ke mumme par aur jyada tarike se, aur joro se ghisne laga.

Ummhhhaaa...auchhh...


Bhabhi ke mooh par chaaye hue reactions dekh kar koi bhi bata sakta tha, ki use wo budhi safed dadhi kitna chubh rahi thi?

Ufff...

Bichaari.

Uss budhe ki badalti hui harkaton se bhabhi ko pata chal gaya ki akhir wo budha bhi toh mard jaat hi hai. Matlab harami. 

Uske gaal ki sarpat se bhabhi ko pakka pata tha ki, uss budhe ki next manjhil kya hai!

Wo budha apne sar ko ghumakar ghasitate le jaakar kone tak pahunchna chahata tha. Aur uss kone ki kagaar par bhabhi ki khadi chuchi thi.


Ohhh..my..hod...

Matlab uska sasur ab bhabhi ki ek chuchi hi mooh me pakadne chala tha.

Ohh..

Iski pahal bhi usne shuru ki..

Ohh..my..hod..

Wo kisi bhi wakt chuchi tak pahunch sakta tha, aur lapak kar mooh me le sakta tha. 

Ohh..kya sharmindagi se bhara pal tha bhabhi ke liye?

*****


Ye pata chalte hi bhabhi ne phat se apne hath se chaai ki Cup aur katori dono hi chod di.

Ohhh...

Jaise hi bhabhi ne hath se choda, wo garma-garam chaai sasur ke badan par jakar yaha-waha gir padi.

Ufff....Chuuuuurrrrr...

Jaise hi garam chaai ke chatke lage, wo buddha bada dard se tilmila gaya aur chilla pada.

Ufff...

Bhabhi bhi kya karti bichaari? Use ye karna hi pada. Uske pass aur koi chara nahi tha.

Logon ki najar me toh Bahu ne sasur je ko chaai se jala diya tha.

***

Jaise hi wo chatka laga tha, sasur jee ne bhabhi ke hath chod diye the, dard se tilmilaane laga tha.

****


Isi mouke par bhabhi ne apne aap ko chuda liya tha.

Ohhh...
Wo baal baal bach gayi thi.

*******

Giridhar jee kaa tadapna dekhkar Kalu phat se doud gaya, aur pahale toh sasur jee ki kursi ko piche ghumaa diya. Aur ab niche baithkar chaai zhadne laga.


Idhar bhabhi sharmsaar khadi thi. Usne turant kamar se latakata huaa apna utha liya tha, aur apne mumme dhak liye the.

Bhabhi badi sharminda thi. 

Use samajh hi nahi aa rha tha ki kya reaction de?

Tabhi kaalu bola.

Kalu- Haayee... jal gaya kya? Lagta hai badi garam chaai thi. 

Uss chair par hamesha ek chota towel hota tha.
Kalu ne use uthaya aur ab ache se zadne laga.

Sasur abhi tak hamp rha tha.

Magar, bhabhi sharmindagi ke chalte ab waha ruk naa saki. Wo piche moodi aur apna mooh chupaate hue waha se bhaagti hui gayi.

Ohh..

Usne poora Hall paar kar liya, fir dianing wala area bhi.

Ke, tabhi..
Usko kuch samajh me aa gaya.
Wo chalte chalte ekdum se wahi ruk gayi.

Kuch samajh me aate hi usne Phatak se apne hath se apni gand chupa li.

Pichwade ko chupa lene ke baad bhabhi ne wahi khade rehkar 1 dafa piche moodkar dekha.

Ufff..

Uska shak sahi nikla.

Haa..
Kalu aur uska sasur dono ankhe faadkar uski taraf hi dekh dekhe jaa rahe the.

Ufff...

Kyunki, Kalu ne toh uske sasur ki kursi ko ghuma diya tha.

Matlab ki bhabhi apne sasur ke samne se hi apni nangi gand ko matkaati hui chali gayi thi.

Jab ye baat bhabhi ko pata chali toh, wo toh kahi ki naa rahi.

Ufff..hayeee...

Use ye besharami ki hadd lagi. Magar tbhi usko yaad aya ki uske sasur jee ko toh jyada kuch dikhata nahi hai.

Iss baat ki tasaali, aur ummid dono apne jism me bhar lekar bhabhi ab ulte paav hi piche jaane lagi.
Piche chalte wakt wo 2 baar takra gayi thi, aur 2 baar girte girte bach gayi thi.

Magar kisi bhi halat me usne Hall ki taraf apna pichwada nahi kiya.
Man hi man hajaar baar Kalu ko kos diya.

Ab bhabhi kitchen tak pahunch gayi thi. Kitchen ke darwaje se wo phat se andar bhaag gayi.


Udhar bhabhi halat wo thi. Magar idhar Kalu uss se bade shock me tha.

Kya huaa? 
Aap soch rahe honge ab Kalu ko kya huaa?

Darsal usko ek aisa zhatka laga tha ki wo dekhte reh gaya tha.

Baat ye hai ki, Kalu ko pahale se thoda doubt tha. Pichle kai din se bhabhi ke sasur ko wo shak ki nazar se najar rakhe huaa tha. Use doubt tha ki, daal me pakka kuch kala hai. Usne 1-2baar thoda notice kiya tha budhe sasur ke expressions. 

***

Jab bhabhi samne se gujar rahi thi, tab darsal ye huaa tha.

Jaise hi bhabhi mood gayi thi, idhar Giridhar jee shock se uchal pade the, kursi par. 

Kalu kursi ke piche khada tha. Usne ye sab range hatho pakad liya. Budhe Giridhar jee ki body language me huaa badlaav kalu jald pehchaan gaya. 
Tabhi kalu kaa shak aur badh gaya, jab budhe ne turant apne lund ki jagah par kampta hath le jaakar waha thoda sehlaya tha.

Iss se toh kalu ko air doubt ho gaya. Toh, Kalu ne piche se, chupke se dhadamm kar ke Giridhar jee kaa kala chashma hi utha liya.

Ufff..

Giridhar jee ki, yu badi hokar dekh rahi safed ankhe aur unn ankho ki putali kaa takmak badalna Kalu ne saaf saaf pakad liya.

Kalu ne ekdum se chashme ko hataate hi Giridhar jee range hath pakade gaye the. Jaise hi wo pakade gaye, budhe ne turant apni ankhe badal li. Kuch bahaane se turant unhone ankho ki putaliya safed kar li. Aur ankhe michmichi karke dekhne lage. Jaise unhe kuch dikhaayi nahi deta.

Ohhh..

Iss se Kalu ko saaf saaf pta chala ki Giridhar jee toh andhepan kaa natak kar rahe hai.

Ohh..my..hod..

Iska matlab?
Budha sasur toh 1 number kaa harami nikla?
Wo kabhi andha tha hi nahi. Bass yeda bankar pedha khaa raha tha aaj tak.

Ohhh.. bichaari bhabhi!! Wo toh apne sasur ko poora andha samajati hai.


 Budhe ki najaron se najara dekhne ke liye Kalu ne bhi apni ankhe michmichi choti kar li. aur unn ankhon se jaati hui bhabhi ko dekha.

Uff...

Gori chamdi wali, apni badi dikki ki gand ko matkakar chalne wali nangi bahu use saaf saaf pata chal rhi thi. 


Bhabhi kitni badi galatfaimi me hai, ise soch kar Kalu romanch se bhar gaya. Wo joro se hasne laga.


*******


Ab thodi der me wo bhi kitchen me aa gya. 

Uske chehre par ek ajeeb si hasi thi.



Jaise hi Bhabhi ne Kalu ko dekha, wo bhadak kar boli. 

Bhabhi- Ye sab aapki wajah se huaa hai..uffff..haayee...

Kalu- Are maine kya kiya hai? Maine kuch nahi kiya.

Bhabhi - Haayee..what the fuck??? Ye sab aapki wajah se huaa hai. Aap naahi muzhe ye karne par majboor karte? aur naahi ye sab hota...ufff..Mai toh kahi ki naa rahi...Pata nahi meri lace kaise khul gayi?


Kalu- Are wahi toh. Maine toh Chaai pilaani boli thi, Doodh nahi....ha.ha..ha..ha..

Bhabhi- Shut up...Bakwas band Kare.

Kalu- Ha..ha..ha.. Sorry ..sorry...Magar wahi poochna tha. Aapki lace kaise khul gyi?

Bhabhi- Muzhe bhi samajh nahi aa rha meri lace kaise khul gyi?

Bhabhi Kalu ko dekhne lagi...
Dekhte dekhte shak ki najar se dekhne lagi.
Kalu- Are hamka kaa dekh rahi hai? Hum toh aapke aage hi khada tha. Dekha tha naa aapne?
Ulta aapke sasur ko toh maine hi saaf kiya. Warna aap toh unke upar chaai dalkar bhaag aayi.

Bhabhi- Haa..aap toh aage hi khade the..
Haayeee dyyaaa...Muzhe toh badi sharm aa rhi hai.. ye mere sath kya ho gaya? Ye maine kya kar diya? 

Kalu- Are kuch nahi...fikar naa kare..unhe kuch bhi nahi dikhta. Maine khud tasaali ki hai. Rattu bhar bhi ankhe nahi hai unki.

Ye bolte wakt Kalu andar hi andar hase jaa raha tha. 

Bhabhi- Are kaise explain karu ye aapko? Dikhta nahi, par mehsoos toh sab kar hi sakte hai..ufff..haayee...pata nahi mere baare me kya soch rahe honge? Ishhhh....Haayeee..Lilly.. ye kya kar diya tumne??

Kalu- Bhabhi, aap khamokha tension le rahi ho. Kuch nahi samjhme aya unko. Wo toh garam chatko me haayee haaye karte rahe the. Aur ye sab itni jaldi me aur hadbadahat me huaa tha ki, waha khade birju ko kuch khavar tak nahi lagi. 

Bhabhi- Sach?

Kalu- Haa..Sach.. 

Bhabhi- Aapke mooh me shakkar. Bhagwan kare yahi sach ho. Warna jo bhi waha kuch huaa, uska koi explanation nahi hai mere pass. Thank you so much.....###@@@@ he bhagwan ummid hai ki aisa hi huaa hoga? mai toh itni dar gyi thi, ki thik se yaad bhi nahi kar paa rahi hu ki, waha kya kya huaa?


Kalu- Dekha?? Kuch aisa hi haal aapke sasur kaa bhi tha. Sasur kaa chodo hum sabka tha. Toh aap tension naa lo. Wo ek hadsa tha. Aur usko hadse ki tarah hi soche.

Bhabhi- Haa..aapne thik kaha. Magar Chahe jo bhi ho..par ye sab huaa toh aapki hi wajah se hai. Pata nahi muzhe Jalil karne me kyu lage ho aap?

Kalu bass hasne laga.

Bhabhi - Chale..Mai bhi iss hadse ko bhoolna hi chahati hu. Khair, aapki inn harkaton me mera khana banana reh hi gaya. Aapko khaani hai naa Fish? 

Fir bhabhi ghumkar fish banane me lag gyi.

Bhabhi ki dhadkane abhi bhi tej thi.

*****



Kalu waha khade rehkar bass hasta jaa raha tha.


Bhabhi- Are itna kya has rhe ho? Chup ho jaao. Mai pahale se sharminda hu.

Par kalu toh ulta aur joro se hasne laga.

Bhabhi- Kya hua? 

Kalu aur joro se hastne laga. Pet pakadkar hasne laga.


Bhabhi- Pagal ho gye ho kya? Batao na? Aap muzhe aur sharminda kar rhe ho.

Kalu- Ha..ha..ha..ha...


Bhabhi- Aree??? Ufff...kuch laga hai kya? Mere badan pe kahi kuch lag gya hai kya?

Kalu- Nahi.. nahi...bhabhi..kuch nahi...

Aisa bolkar fir se hasne laga.

Bhabhi- kya bataoge?
Kalu- Kuch nahi bhabhi, jaane do. Aap nahi samajh paogi? 

Bhabhi- Bhaad me jaaye aap.

Kalu- Ha..ha..ha..Mai bass yahi soch rha tha ki, 'andha kya jaane Basant ki bahar? par yaha toh "choukidaar hi chor nikla" Ha..ha..ha....


Bhabhi- kon choukidaar? Konsi chori? Aur konsi bahar? Muzhe kuch samaz nahi aa rha.

Kalu- Ha..ha..ha..rehne dijiye...rehne dijiye...

Bhabhi- Sach me bhad me jaayie aap. Muzhe bahot kaam hai. Jaao bahar aap aur apna kaam kre. Aur ab mai kapade pahan rahi hu. Jitna huaa bahot huaa.

Kalu- Ha..ha..ha..ha..ha..###@@@@@

Bhabhi- Are fir has rahe ho? Akhir mamla kya hai?
Kalu- Kuch nahi bhabhi...kuch nahi..aap mat soche sab. jaane do.


Bhabhi- Jaayie toh fir...


To be continued...

[Vijayverma]

Mst update bro waiting for next update eagerly bro

[Vijayverma]

Super update bro waiting for next update eagerly bro

[Voltz]

[srider69]

Oh wow...great leap forward

[Jerry Gupta]

Superb update bro

[Amino]

Wah bc ye buddha to harami nikla andhe hone ka natak kar raha hai matlab sab plan karke aya hai

[Voltz]

             Part 10


Ufff....

Waha jo bhi kuch ghata tha, wo sab bemisal tha.

Kalu harami toh abhi tak hass raha tha.

Ohhh...Budha Sasur toh 1 number kaa harami nikla.
Ab bhabhi ko ye kon batayega?
Wo toh apne sasur ko andha samajkar pata nahi kya kya karnewali hai? (Ye hum bhabhi ke exhibitionist kirdaar ke kand me aage dekhne wale hai. Bhabhi apne sasur ko andha samajhkar bahot kuch karnewali hai. Stay tuned)



Khair,

Abhi ke liye toh Bhabhi sharmsaar aur bada guilty feel kar rahi thi. Apne budhe sasur ki safed daadhi ki chuhan usko abhi tak mehsoos ho rahi thi. 

Wo guilty toh thi, Magar sath me kalu ki ajeeb ajeeb farmaish se uske andar ki chanchal Lilly charam romanch par thi. 

Ek bhabhi ke liye ye sab bada humiliating tha, magar ek exhibitionist ke liye Kalu ke dwara aisa majboor karna kisi tohafe se kum nahi tha.


Waise bhi, Kalu ne kaha tha, ki iss baar wala khel aur gehara hoga. Toh jaisa usne kaha tha, thik waise hi ho rha tha.

Pata nahi ab kaha jakar rukne wala tha?

Bhabhi ke man me bass isi gehare khele ki baate chal rahi thi.

Use khud nahi pata chal rha tha, ki wo kalu ki har baat kyu man rahi hai?


******


Ab bhabhi ne saree pahan li thi.

Jo bhi hone laga tha waha, use yaad karte karte man me hajaaro vichaaron ki ladhayi lekar wo khana banane me lag gyi.

********

Idhar Kalu ne bhi bhabhi ko thoda savarne kaa mouka dene kaa socha.

Toh wo aur Birju dono chat par chadh gaye. Jo bhi finishing bachi thi, use wo poora karne lage.


Tabtak idhar bhabhi ne jald se khana banaya.


Aaj ki dish thi "Fish kadhayi."

********

Kuch 1hr ke baad.

Kuch der baad bhabhi ne bahaar awaj lagaayi.

Bhabhi- Suno, khana tayaar hai....


Kaam niptaakar pahale kalu niche aya.

Bhabhi ne usko  khana lagane bola.


Birju ko awaj dekar Kalu uss din ki tarah saare bartan  1-1 karke  bahar le gya.

Bhabhi ne kalu ko dekha. Use ek baat samajh nahi aayi ki, koi shararat kiye bina Kalu khana fatafat kaise bahar le gya?


Ab thodi der baad bhabhi rotiya lekar bahar ayi.

Aakar dekha toh wha kuch bhi nahi tha.
naa hi khane ke bartan, aur naa hi Birju...


Bhabhi- Are??? Ye kya hai? khana?

Toh, Kalu wahi harami panti ki muskaan chehare par chadhaate hue bola.

Kalu- Maine kha tha na ki aaj kaa khela uss din se double gehra hoga.!!  Aaj plan kuch alag hai...bhabhi jee... Hum soch raha tha ki, aaj khana aapke bedroom me baithkar khayenge. Toh rotiya upar bedroom lekar chalo.


Ye sunkar 1 pal ke liye bhabhi ki dhadkane ruk gayi. Surprise bhara chehara lekar Bhabhi poochne lagi.

Bhabhi- What? Kya?

Kalu- Haa...aapke bedroom me baithkar khaayenge. Sasura kisi sasur kaa beech me natak nahi chahiye.

Bhabhi - What? Ye kya keh rahe hai aap?

Kalu- Aur Haa ek aur baat..Mai chahta hu, jab aap upar aaogi...

Kalu itna bolkar bich me hi ruk gya.
Thoda hass diya.

Bhabhi ne thoda intzaar kiya, magar uss se raha nahi t9h bhabhi ne poocha.

Bhabhi- Are what????kya? Upar aakar kya?

Ye puchte wakt bhabhi ki sanse fool gayi thi.


Fir se harami panti wali hassi ke sath Kalu bola.


Kalu- Acha..Toh sun le. Toh jab aap upar aaogi...toh aapko fir se nangi hona padega. Isiliye toh upar intzaam kiya hai. Toh room me aate hi apni saree ko utaar  fek dogi aur poori nangi ho jaaogi. Aaj nanga khana parosa jayega. Uss din ki kasar aaj poori karni hi hogi.

Ye sunte hi bhabhi ka gala sukha pad gaya.
Wo chehare ke expressions badalte hue ghusse se kuch kehne jaa rahi thi,

Tabhi, bhabhi ki baat ko rokte hue kalu bola.

Kalu- Aur Haa.. pata hai..pata hai..Muzhe pata hai ab aap kya kahne wali hai....## Aapka deemaf thik hai kya? Pagal ho gaye ho kya? Battamiz insaan...bhraa..bhraa..bhraa..Mana karogi, galiya zhadogi. Par ye sab karne se pahale mai kuch baate clear karna chahhta hu. Toh dhyaan se sun le.

Bhabhi hakkabakka reh gayi.

Kalu- Toh Pahali baat toh ye hai ki, Abtak hum 2 mard aapke ghar pe hai. Aur hamara ye rasleela kaa khela kab se chal rha hai. Magar, Itna sabkuch hokar bhi kisine bhi jabardasti haath lagaaya aapko? Kisine hathapaayi karne ki kosis ki? Nahi Naa? Toh kehne kaa matlab ye hai ki, Hum apni maryada me hai aur aage bhi aapse wada raha ki, koi rattu bhar ki bhi jabardasti nahi hogi aap par. Haa, kuch mastibhari manmaani ki hai hamne, Magar,  ek limit ke bahaar? Aapki 'NAA' matlab humra wahu stop ho gaya jee.

Bhabhi hairtangej najaro se sun rahi thi.


Kalu- Rahi dusari baat toh, Hum jaise 2 garib majdooron ko pata nahi aisa mouka fir Kabhi milega bhi yaa nahi? Wu kahate hai naa, " jawani 4 din ki mehman hoti hai," bhabhi. Isme aise kuch  masti bhare aur pagalpan wale kisse naa ho toh kya hi jiya? Toh hum dono toh bass isko jee lena chahate hai, aur iski yaade marne tak apne sath rakhna chahate hai. Aur aapko bhi mashwara hai ki, aisa thoda pagalpan jee lijiye. Waise, aapka bhi kya kehna? Aapne bhi khub kiya, khub diya. Itni hamari farmaish poori ki. Bass ek akhari dafa kar gujar jaayiye. Hum dono jindagi bhar tak aapke gulaam bane rahenge.


Kalu ki ye baat sunkar bhabhi ke kaan garam ho gye.
Magar,  Tharkipan ke sath sath Kalu ne badi gahri baat bhi kar di.

Bhabhi ko toh samajh hi nahi aa rha tha ki kya jawab de?
Pahle bhabhi badi ghussa ho gayi thi, par kalu ki  aage baat sunkar wo bhi sochne pe majboor ho gyi.

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Bhabhi- Kaisi baate hai ye? Mai nahi jaao aap.


Kalu- Are bhabhi kaahe nakhare dikha rahi hai itne? Ek toh wahi kaam karne bol rahe hai, jo pahale 4-5 baar aap kar chuki hai. Jab kitchen me aap saree pahan rahi thi, tabhi mana karnewala tha. Kyunki baad me toh aapko utarna hi tha. Par socha koi nahi, saree utarte hue dekhne kaa apna ek alag hi maja hota hai.


Bhabhi- Ahhhaa...how dare you?

Kalu- Aur kahne ki baat toh ye hai ki, kahi naa kahi aapko bhi ye tharkipan pasand hai.

Bhabhi- What? Shut up...

Pakde jaane par jo bhaav hote hai thik waise hi expression bhabhi ke chehre par aa gye.

Kalu- Aur nahi toh kya?

Bhabhi- Kya bakwas kar rahe ho? Mai aisi kuch baate nahi karna chahati..


Kalu- Are sune toh. Upar toh aaj khel aur gehra honewala hai. aur bhi bahot kuch hai bhabhi. Aap ek baar upar toh aao. Aapko bhi maja aa jayega.


Bhabhi- Dekho, aisa kuch bilkul nahi Hone wala. Muzhe nahi aana upar.

Kalu- Bhabhi ...bhabhi..bhabhi..Fir wahi baat? He bhagwan, aapko manana bada mushkil hai.
Har baar apni hi Rath laga baithati ho.
Lekin hum bhi dheet hai. Toh hamri bhi suno, agar aap nangi parosti ho, tabhi hum aapki Fish khayenge. Warna nahi chahiye khana humko.
Aap mat aao upar. Hum waise hi khali plate me hath dhokar uth jayenge.

Bhabhi- What the fuck? Ye kya hai? Ye kya hai baccho jaisi harkat?

Kalu- Par agar upar aane ka faisla karti ho, toh hum samajh jayenge ki aapne hamari baat kabool li hai.

Bhabhi- Shutup.. how can you blackmail me like this?

Kalu- Iss baar bhabhi lekin puri nangi hona. Koi agar- magar nahi. Apron-wipron, chaddi-baddi, kuch nahi chahiye. Kapade ka katra bhi nahi chahiye. Sar se paav tak bass tum, aur kuch nahi.
Thik jaise suhagraat me apne pati ke samne hui thi.

Bhabhi - Shut up...kya bake jaa rahe ho?


Ye sunkar bhabhi ke andar ek ajeeb si khalbali mach rahi thi.

Bhabhi- Chiii..ekdum chup ho jao.. battamiz,  besharam, ye kya bake jaa rahe ho? How dare you?...bhaad me jaao aap dono. Khana nahi khana hai toh mat khaao.


Par kalu bina sune waha se jaane laga..


Bhabhi piche se chillane lagi...par kalu seedhiya chadh ke upar aa gya.

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Bhale hi bhabhi ghussa jata rahi thi, magar andar se wo bhi hill gayi thi. Ek ajeeb si bachaini usko romchit kiye jaa rahi thi. Dhadkane badh gayi thi, sanse fool gayi thi, aur ek sath Kai khayal aane lage the.

Wo itna romanchit thi ki nangi hone se jyada, wha upar aur kya kya hoga? iske baareme sochne lagi thi.

Magar, kitna bhi kuch ho. Ek aurat ki laaj ne usko upar naa jaane kaa faisla lene par majboor kar hi liya.

Bhabhi- Mai nahi aanewali. Khana nahi khana hai toh mat khaao. Khaali pet hi nikle mere ghar se. Samjhe?

Bhabhi ne jor se chillakar ye baat kahi thi.


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Ab kuch der tak uss ghar me sannata raha.

Upar Kalu aur Birju bhabhi ki bedroom me khaali plate lagaakar baithe rahe the.

Kuch 15min waha kuch bhi nahi huaa.

Bhabhi ghuse se yaha kitchen me baithi rahi, aur upar wo dono mobile me dekhte khali plates lekar baithe rahe.

Bhook ke chalte birju ki pet me kouwe doud rahe the. Aur uske samne Fish thi. Magar wo Kalu ki permission ke bina hath nahi daal sakta tha.


Intzaar badhata gaya. Waise waise unn dono ki halat patali hoti gayi.
Unn dono ki ummid tootne lagi thi, aur unn dono ki bhook unpar haavi hone lagi thi.

Ke tabhi,
Uss bedroom kaa darwaja dhadam se khul gaya.

Haa..

Bhabhi ne ghusse se darwaja khola tha, aur andar aayi thi.

Usne dekha toh wo dono niche jameen par plates lagaakar baithe hai.
Bhabhi ko laga tha shayad wo dono upar bed par chadhkar baithe honge.

Kalu ne dekha ki bhabhi toh saree me hi thi.


Bhabhi ghusse se aage aayi aur unko khana parosne lagi.

Bhabhi kaa ghussa dekhkar kalu aur natak naa kar saka.
Wo chupchap baith gaya.


Bhabhi ne ghusse se sab paros diya aur awaj me teekhapan laate hue boli.

Bhabhi- Bina koi nakhare dikhaate hue chupchaap khaa lo dono. Khana khaa lo, aur nikal jaao. Aap dono ke liye banaya tha, aapko paros diya. Ab kha lo yaa fir bahaar le jakar fek do. Mere ghar me kuch nahi chahiye.


Bhabhi kaa ghussa dekhkar dono ne eksath bol diya.

Kalu-Birju- Khaa..rahe hai..khaa rahe hai...

Bhabhi- Good. Tabtak shuru kare. Mai garma garam rotiya laayi.


Aisa bolkar bhabhi fir se niche aa gyi.


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Ab kuch der me bhabhi garma garam rotiya lekar gayi.

Ab bhabhi ne dono ki plate me  1-1 roti daali.


Wo dono niche mundi dalkar khaane lage.


Unko rotitya dekar bhabhi uthkar apne bed ki side me  chali gayi.


Kalu bhi bina  upar dekhe khaane laga.

Tabhi,

Ufff...

Tabhi,
Ekdum se uski thali ke samne koi kapda aa gira.

Uff..

Tabhi aur ek kapda aakar gira.

Ohh..my..hod...
Wo kapade dekhte hi kalu kuch samajh gaya, aur usne turant upar dekha.

Ufff...

WOW....

Upar dekha toh uski najaro ne ye hairtangej najara dekha. Ohhh....bhabhi abtak poori nangi ho chuki thi. Aur nikala huaa blouse bhi uske hath me tha.
Aur usne wo bhi kalu ne samne fek diya.

Ohh....

My......

Hod.....

Ab bhabhi waha poori nangi thi.

Ufff.

Akhirkar bhabhi ne Kalu ki ichaa poori kar hi daali thi.

Yes...

Apne bedroom me 2 paraaye mardon ke samne fir se nangi hokar bhabhi khadi thi.

Uff..


Bhabhi ka ye surprise dekh Kalu khushi se pagal ho gya. Birju kaa toh kabka kaam ho gaya tha. Aaj wo kitne surprise zhelne wala tha?

Halakhi thodi der pahale aise hi puri nangi hokar unke samne lagbahg 30 min tak khadi thi, par bhabhi ko harbaar nangi dekhna matlab ek gajab ehsas tha.

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Idhar bhabhi sharm se ab unn dono ke samne aayi.
Wo dono bhabhi ka fir se nanga badan ghurne lage.
Unka ghurna dekhkar bhabhi shaminda ho uthi.
Wo baar baar hath se apne nange badan ko chupaane ki koshish kar rahi thi, khass kar ke ape chut ke upar hath rakh rahi thi. Toh upar  apne baal chaati par laakar apne mumme bacha rahi thi.
 

Fir ek lambi sans lekar wo unn dono ke samne neeche baith gyi. Aur ab Fish parosne lagi.

Ufff...

Aaj bhi wo dono ke beech me jagah chodkar ek dusre ke samne baithe the.

Toh khana parosne ke liye bhabhi ko unke beech aana hi pada.

Ohhh...

Aaj wo dono itne nazdik baithe the, ki bhabhi mushkil se unn dono ke beech me sama paa rahi thi.
Upar se shatir Kalu ne ek taraf aise bartan lagaaye the ki waha 1 vishesh angle me hi jagah bachi thi.

Ohhh...

Ufff..ye toh bada mushkil ho gaya bhabhi ke liye.
Jab usne apna mooh birju ki oor kiya, toh piche gand Kalu ke mooh ke thik samne aa gayi. Aur ishar aage uske mumme jaise Birju ki plate me aa gaye.

Ab toh aur badi mushkil samne thi bhabhi ke liye.
Kyunki ab usko Kalu ko parosna tha.
Iska matlab birju ki taraf pichwada jaanewala tha.

Ufff...
Wo birju ko pahali baar piche se apni gand dikhaane wali thi.

Wo chalbichal ho gayi magar lambi sans bharkar ab wo Kalu ki taraf mood gayi.

Ohhh...
Birju dekhta reh gaya. Wo piche se bhabhi ki chut ko pahali baar dekh raha tha.

Wahh..kya gand thi!!


Idhar Bhabhi ki halat sharmsaar aur majboor ho gayi thi.


"Kare toh kya kare? aur chupaaye toh kya kya chupaye?"

Do paraye mard uske neezi parts ko aise  taad rhe the, ki uske jism par rongate khade ho gaye.



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Ab dusara kuch parosne ke liye wo fir se Birju ki Oor mood gayi.

Tabhi Kalu ne piche se bhabhi ko touch kiya.

Bhabhi sehma gyi.

Ab samne se nangi hokar parosne wali bhabhi dekhkar kalu ki himmat badh gayi thi.

Usne bhabhi ki gand par issbaar 1 fatka hi jada diya.

Satakkk....

Bhabhi- Aunch....

Bhabhi ne bass aunch chod di. Usko toka nahi.

Ye dekh ab Kalu harami hasi majak ki baate karte karte beech beech me bhabhi ke jism ki chedchad nikalne laga.

Kabhi idhar udhar soft touch karke bhabhi ko gudgudi karne laga. Toh kabhi halke fatke markar bhabhi kaa hora badan gulaabi karne laga.

Jab gand samne ati, toh hath kulhon se chut tak utarta. Aur Jab mooh samne aye, toh hath gale se utarkar mummo tak badata.

Bhabhi uske hath ko har baar chitkaar deti, aur khana parosne me lag jaati.

Birju toh aise dekh rha tha jaise chut me khud ghuss jayega.

Dono full maje le rhe the.
Ab kalu ki harkate badhne  gyi. Khela gehara jo tha!

Wo kulhon ko kabhi masalne laga toh kabhi jor se phatka marne laga.
Aage mummo ko bhi mouka dekh ke dabane laga.


Bhabhi chupchaap uski harkate sahan karte hue khana paros rahi thi.

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Ab pura khana paroskar ho gaya.

Unke plates me lajij fish, curry ke sath bade Shahi andaaj me saja di gayi thi.


Wow..

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Ab wo dono khane par aise toot pade, jaise barso se bhooke ho.

Dono lapak lapak ke rotiya todne lage.

Pahala niwala nigalte hi kalu ke mooh se tarif nikali.

Kalu  - Wahhhh..ummmhhhh...bhabhi jee ye kya hai? ahhhhaaaa...kya swadisht machali banayi hai bhabhi apne? Ummhhh....Chicken ka Chicken aur Machli ki Machali. Kamaal ho aap. Ummm..biwi ho toh aisi.....

Birju- Ummhhhaaaa...
Birju ke mooh bhi "ummmmm" nikal gya.


Wo dono kante nikalke Fish khane ka maja lete hue chust khane lage. Pakka jyada se jyada time lekar khaane wale the wo dono.

Akhir samne aisa nazara ho toh jaldi kisko hogi?

Wo janbujhkar jyada time laga rahe the. Kyunki khana khatam toh bhabhi waha se jaane lagi.

Bhabhi tabtak unke samne hi baithi thi.
Jab bhi koi kuch mangata wo unhe paros deti.

Kalu- Ummmm....kaa swad hai...Kahate hai, jo bhabhi achi Machali banati hai, uska dil bhi bada hota hai.
Kyu Birju? Bhabhi ka dil bada hai naa?

Itna bolkar wo hass diya.

Birju bhi sath me hasne laga.

Bhabhi ne sharm se upar bhi nahi dekha.

Kalu- Kash, itne bade dil wali hamari biwi hoti....

Birju- Hummmm...

Kalu- Arw Birjuwa..toh kya huaa..biwi nahi toh bhabhi toh hai hi....Hai naa bhabhi?
Ha..ha..ha..ha..

Bhabhi ne kuch reaction nahi diya.

Kalu- Sun liya birju? Bhabhi haa bol rahi hai..
Ha..ha..ha..ha..

Birju bhi hasne laga.

Kalu- Hum dono bhi kya naseeb wale hai..Aisa khana aur aisi bhabhi kaha milegi? Aur khana aur bhabhi mil bhi jaaye toh bhi, aisi parosnewali  kaha milegi???

Birju- Jee...Haa..bilkul.

Birju toh kum baat karne wala aur sharminda tha.

Kalu- Aapne dil khush kar diya bhabhi. ...ummhhaa...Wo jra rassa daal do.

Fir bhabhi unn dono ke samne ghutno pe zhuki aur pahale kalu ko, fir baad me birju ko  rassa parosne lagi.

Kalu- Aaahhh..rassa bhi bilkul aapki tarah hua hai..bilkul teekhaa teekha..pine me  zhatka de jaa rha hai.

Kalu bhabhi ki har baat pe lene pe utara tha. Zhuki hui bhabhi ko dekhte hue wo bola.

Kalu- Birju, Tumka pata hai?

Birju- Kaa?

Kalu- Koi bhi aurat jab kisi bhi vyakti ke samne zhukati hai toh, kya dikhai deta hai?

Ye sunte hi bhabhi sharmsaar ho gyi.

Birju- Kaa dikhayi deta hai?

Kalu- Are budbak, 'Sanskar'...ha..ha.h..ha..ha..

Ha..ha..ha..ha. ha..ha..

Wo dono hasne lage.


Kalu- Chalo aur batao?
Birju- Haa
Kalu- Wo kya hai, jo ladaki pahali baar karwati hai toh jor se chikhti hai?

Birju Hass pada. Phir sochkar bola.
Birju- Kaa?

Bhabhi ke toh pure ang par rongate khade ho gye. Harami kalu uspar comment karte jaa raha tha. Aur uspar 2 mard aisi gandi baate uske samne kar the the. Aur wo shikayat bolti toh kya bolti? Khud nangi baithi thi.

Kalu- "Kaan me ched."

Ye jawab sunkar birju joro se has pada...

Birju- Are sasura...."Kaan me ched" ha..ha..ha..ha..

Kalu- Tum kaa soch rahe the?

Birju- Kuch nahi..ha..ha..ha..

Kalu- Re budbakkk.., gande kahi ke###...

Fir wo dono hasne lage..



Kalu- Chalo, aur ek batao....'Aurat ki wo konsi aisi cheez hai, jo hamesha gili rahti hai.
Ye sunte hi sach me bhabhi ne apne hath se apni chut ko dhak liya.


Uff..

Jaise hi wo dono dekhne lage turant hath hata diya.

Birju- Pata nahi...

Birju Kalu ke ye chutkule sunkar lagataar haste jaa rha tha.

Kalu- Chat, tum kuch soch nahi paa rhe..upar deemag khali hai kya? Samne hi dikh rha hai, use dekh kar toh batao?

Birju- Nahi jee..kuch soch nahi paa rhe..

Kalu- "Jeebh" Are jeebh..budbakkk..jeebh..


Fir wo dono hasne lage..
Bhabhi andar hi andar sharm se mari gayi...
Kalu sahi khel rha tha.


Kalu- Bhabhi, issbaar aap batao. Ise toh aap ache se janati ho.
Wah kon si cheez hai jise pakadna achaa lagta hai, par use pakad ke zhukne par dard hota hai?

Bhabhi ne ghusse se naa me sar hilaya.

Kalu- Are ise toh aapne kai baar pakda hai..fir bhi nahi bata paa rahi?

Bhabhi ne kuch bola nahi...

Kalu- bhabhi, "zaadu"...Mai Zaadu ki baat kar rha hu.....Ha..ha..ha..ha..

Dono has pade.

Kalu- Bhabhi ye toh pakka pata hoga aapko. Aap roj deti hongi apne pati ko.

Bhabhi- Excuse me???###%%%%

Kalu- Suhagraat ke din Patni Pati ko kya deti hai?

Bhabhi Sunnn chup rahi...



To be continued....

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