Adultery Sanskari Lilly - Vitamin Bhabhi! ( Daily diary of lily's fantasy world)

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Ghar ki marammad- "Chapter 2"

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Ghar ki marammad : Chapter 2


                       Part 1


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Bhabhi ke ghar jo bhi kuch huaa, wo hosh uda dene wala tha unn dono ke liye. 

Unn dono ko bhi yahi laga ki, "Aisa kuch bas sapno ki duniya me hota hai, aur wo khud dono kitna naseedbwale the waha."

Birju ke sath toh pahali baar huaa tha. Usko toh abhi tak apne aap par yakin nahi ho rha tha. 

Pure din bhar bhabhi ne apni jawani ke nashe se aisi madahoshi bichaa di thi uss ghar me, ki unn dono kaa nasha abhi tak nahi utra tha.

Tadpa-tadpa kar unka pani nikal diya tha. Waise, dekha jaaye toh tadapne ke saath unn dono ko mila bhi bahot kuch tha. Jo wo sapne me bhi nahi soch sakte!

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Chut dene ka bhabhi ka ye andaz bada hi katilana tha. 

Birju toh ghar me jaakar bhi aahe chod raha tha.

Magar kalu kaa haal different tha.
Halaki, wo double pagal ho chuka tha, par uss se bhi jyada wo khudpar behad sharminda tha. 

Bina chode uska paani jo nikal gya tha!!

Isliye, jo mila uss nasib par meherbaan hone se badhkar, wo khudpar bahot hi jyada ghussa tha. Koi bhi hoga! 

Use baar baar bass yahi yaad aa raha tha, ki kaise usne uski zindagi kaa sabse bada chance miss kar diya?

Sharmindgi ke sath use khudpar ghussa bhi bada aa raha tha.

Ghar loutkar uska man itni guilt khaye jaa raha tha, ki use pal bhar ki bhi nind nahi aa rhi thi.



Toh fir usne Daaru ka khamba uthaya.

Daaru ki bottle kholi aur daaru pine laga.

Ghatakkk### gharakk###

Ab daaru ke nashe me khudke Lund ko Kosane laga-  
"Saale, harami, budbakkk...meri naak katwa di? jab samne naa ho, toh bada fudfudata rehta hai, aur jab hath mili thi, toh bill me ghuss gya? Kutta kahi kaa? Aur aisa ghuss gaya, ke kitna bulawe par bhi bahar hi nahi aya. Aise lund ka kya karu? Kaa ho gaya tha sasura tumka? Izzat ka choka banakar chod diya sasure uss haseena ke samne. Kaa soch rahi hongi wo? Aur ab dekho? Ab kaise uth khada hua hai? Madarchod, sasura, tuhari wajah se kon chut haath se nikal gayi hai kaa bataaye tumhe?"

Ghar aakar uska lund ache se kaam kar raha tha. Kalu ko ab bass aur 1 chance chahiye tha. Bass aur kuch nahi.

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Daaru ke nashe me wo kuch bhi bole jaa raha tha.

Kalu- "Muzhe bhabhi se maafi mang leni chahiye."

Fir Usne kuch socha, aur bhabhi ko call lagaane kaa faisla kiya.

Usne call ghumaya.

Kalu- Haello bhabhiji? Kaise ho? 

Bhabhi- Hello? 

Kalu- Wu darsal isliye phone kiye the ki.. aapka thanku bolna tha. 

Bhabhi- ....umm?

Kalu- Haa..Kaa khana khilaya hai aapne aaj. Sasura abhi tak swad jeebh par hai. Aapne hamaar jaise majdooron ke itni mehnat uthaayi. Aur ekdum hotel mafik khana banaya. Uske liye bada dhanywad jee. Aapka dil bahot bada hai jee.

Bhabhi- Jee?

Bhabhi kuch khaa rahi thi aisa maloom pad raha tha. Mooh me Nivala chabaate chabaate wo bol rahi thi.

Kalu- Hummm..ohhh..aur 1 baat thi. Wahi baat##@@. ab kaa hi bataaye aapko? Sasura chain hi nahi aa raha. Aaj jo bhi kuch huaa uske liye mai bada sharminda hu. Sasura hamra toh lickage hui gawa.... sorri jee..

Bhabhi- Jee? kiss chiz ke liye sorry? Kya hua tha? Konsa lickage? Pahale ye bataye phone kyu kiya hai? Itni raat...

Bhabhi awaj chadhakar boli thi.

Bhabhi ka ghussel mijaj dekh Kalu ki toh daaru hi utar gyi.

Wo thoda dar gya ki kahi bhabhi naraz toh naa ho jaaye.

Kalu- bhabhi ji, wu kam ke bareme bol rha tha.
darasal aapko ye batana tha ki kaam abhi tak pura nahi huaa hai. Thodi finising reh gyi hai. Wahi Lickage kaa bol raha tha. Toh lagata hai aur ek din lagega.

Bhabhi- hello, kuch sunai nahi de rha...kya bol rhe ho? ###....%%%...???...achaa jee..kya? ohhhh..kaam pura nahi hua? Kyu? Aapne toh kaha tha ki, tum bade expert ho, aur 1 din me khatam kar denge? Golu, ye bol rahe hai kaam pura nahi huaa".

Kalu turant samajh gya ki uska devar Golu bhabhi ke nazdik hi hai.

Kalu- Jee..waisa nahi...Bhabhi lagbagh ho gya hai, bass finising baaki hai. Wu chat kaa jyada kaam nikla. Toh birju kaa hath batana pada. Bass uske chakkar me yaha thoda baaki reh gaya. Jyada kuch nahi hai waise. Par uski wajah se lickage hone ka dar hai. Par aap tensin naa kare jee. Ye hamaare upar. ye free me kara denge, iska alag se koi paisa nahi karenge. Bass aur 1 din chahiye.

Bhabhi- kya? Paise? Wo toh bhool hi jaao...

Kalu- Jee? Hum keh rahe hai koi paise nahi chahiye....

Bhabhi- Achaa...thik hai..Hum log batayenge tumko..ab rakho phone. Mere gharwalo se puchni padegi. Par pakka hai agli baar tumhe koi kaam nahi milega..kamchor kahi ke..

Aisa bolkar bhabhi ne call kaat diya.

Khataakkkk..
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Kalu samajh gya tha ki uska devar Golu samne hi kahi baitha hai. Isliye bhabhi khul ke baat naa kar saki.



Toh ab wo fir se daaru pine me lag gya. Aur bhabhi ke call kaa intzaar karne laga. Usko pakka yakin tha ki, bhahhi fir se jaroor call karegi.

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Kalu ne 2 ghanta intazaar kiya, par bhabhi ka koi jawab nahi aya.

Kalu pareshan ho gya. Wo bas tadap rha tha batane ke liye ki, uska lund fuska nahi hai.

Daaru ke nashe me dhoot ab wo waise hi so gaya.


Dusari subah- 

Kalu subah subah bhaagkar bhabhi ke ghar nikal pada. Usko ab raha hi nahi jaa raha tha. Wo bass kisi tarah se 1 chance ki firaaq me baitha tha. 

Jaate jaate wo bass uparwale 1 hi duwa mang raha tha.
Kalu- " He bhagwan. Bass 1 chance aur. Issbaar aisa chodenge ki yaad rakhegi. Bass iska mood thik rahane do. "

Ab wo bhabhi ke ghar pahunch gaya.

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Takk..Takkk..

Thodi der me bhabhi ne darwaja khola.


Kalu- Hello bhabhiji...Namaste...

Bhabhi- Namaste? Aap log pagal ho kya? Pata hai meri pehchaan ki wajah se tumhe ye kaam mila tha. Ab kya jawab du mere pati ko aur mere sasuralwalon ko? Golu thik hi keh raha tha, ki aise logon par bharosa nahi karna chahiye. 

Kalu- Jee..aisa nahi jee..Uski bilkul tension aap mat karo. Hum sab thik kar dunga. Bass aur 1 din lagega. Itna hi. 

Bhabhi- What? Aur 1 din? Aap toh bhool hi jaao ab. Mere sasuralwale nahi maanenge ab. 

Isbaar Kalu thoda aage aya, aur dhimi awaj me bola.

Kalu- Sune naa..Kal ke liye mai bada sharminda hu. Sasura hamra awjaar kaam kar gaya. Par mai bass itna batana chahata hu, ki isme uski koi galti nahi thi. 4-5 ghante se wo iss duniya ki sabse khubsoorat jawani ke samne tha. Aur pahali baar usko kisine mooh me liya tha. Toh itni taleem wo kaise pacha leta? Bataayiye? Magar ghar me jakar raatbhar pareshaan karta raha. Dekhiye, aapki awaj se hi kaise tadap raha hai fir se. Bass 1 mouka aur.....




Bhabhi- Are, ye kya battmizi hai? Kahe ke paise? Itne hi milenge adhure kaam ke. Ek toh kaam pura nahi aur paise jyada chahiye? Golu, jara dekho, ye doodhwale bhaiyaa kya jabardasti laga rakhe hai?

Kisike aane ki ahat sunkar bhabhi ne ekdum se dant lagana shuru ki thi.

Ohhh...

Lagata hai uska devar Golu niche aya tha.


Golu kaa naam sunte hi Kalu satark ho gaya.

Tabhi Golu bahar aya.

Golu- Kya huaa bhabhi? Battamiji? kaisi battamizi? Wo doodhwale? Kya huaa?


Kalu- Nahi, nahi, malik. Hum jyada paisa nahi mang rahe the. Hum toh kaam pura karne ke liye bhabhiji ko bol rhe tha. Paise nahi chahiye.

Golu- Bilkul nahi. Muzhe toh pahale se doubt tha. Saste ke chakkar me aisa hi hota hai. Ab koi jaroorat nahi aapki. Hum dusara dekh lenge. Aap jaayiye.

Kalu bada dar gaya.

Kalu- Malik, tanik baat toh sun le meri. Wu chat kaa kaam jyada laga aapke ghar kaa. Warna kaam ho jata poora. Ab agar karna chahate, toh yuhi niptakar chale jaate. Wahi thookpatti wala kaam. Magar hum waisa nahi chahate the. Sasura wo hamra Imaan hi nahi. Aur bhabhi jee ke liye toh katayi nahi karunga aisa thookpatti wala kaam. Aapke bhaiyaa Ranajee ne ganda shirt dekhkar Manali se naya shirt laaye the. Uska kaise bhool sakte hai hum? Ab Prasad gharane kaa aisa kaam kar ke denge, toh bataayiye kaa izzat reh jaayegi iss mohalle me hamaari? Bisines kar paayenge kaa? Aapke bade papa jee ko bhi janat hai hum. Aur toh aur, rahi dhande ki baat toh, Humka ab achhe se pata hai aapke ghar ke baare me. Kona kona janat hai ab. Uss hisaab se hi fitting bithayi hai. Toh hamka ache se pata hai, konsa, aur kitna kaam baaki reh gaya hai. Ab agar yahi dusare ko de denge, toh pahali baat toh usko yahi samajhne me adha din chala jaayega. Aur hamra jugaad uske bass ki baat nahi. Toh sab jod nikal kar wo fir se apna jod lagaayga. Ho gaya naa double kharcha? Aur hum toh free me karne jaa rahe hai. Aap jaisa honhaar ko ye bataane ki jaroorat nahi hai. 

Golu- Achaa? Toh aaj ghar pe hu. Aaj hi nipta lo fir. 

Kalu- Are kaisi baat karat ho malik. Aaj Amavas hai, isliye toh kal karwa diya.

Golu- Are haa naa..pr kal se toh meri exam start hai. Ab agle 10din tak nahi rahunga.

Kalu- Malik, kal aakar bacha huaa kam nipta leta hu naa. Aapke hone ki jaroorat nahi kal ki tarah. Bhabhi jee ne sabkuch ache se handle kiya tha kal.

Golu- Are nahi....issbaar mai ache se sab dekhrekh me karwana chahata hu. Taaki ahi aur kuch reh naa jaaye. auraton ko inn kaamo kaa baariki se pata nahi hota. Toh ab agar karna hai, toh 10din ke baad hi aao.


Ye sunte hi kalu kaa chehara hi pad gaya.

Kalu- Par malik..

Golu- Kaha naa..10 din ke baad.. ab niklo....bhabhi, tabtak inke paise kaa heesaab mat Karo. 

Bhabhi- Thik hai Ģolu.

Kalu ki toh jaan hi baith gayi. Man me golu ko hajaar gaaliya dene ke baad kalu fir se request karne laga.

Kalu- Par malik..majdoor kal hi khaali tha. Toh haato haath ho jata,Mere liye achaa hota....

Golu- Are kaha naa 10din ke baad. Samajh me nahi aata kya? Aap se ho sakta hai toh karo, warna koi jaroorat nahi aane ki. Hum kisi aur se karwa lenge.

Issbaar Golu ne awaj chadhakar boli thi.


Toh, ab kalu ko mooh latkaa kar waha se jana hi pada. Jyada prayaas karta toh Golu ko kuch shaq ho jata, aur baat bighad jaati.


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Kalu mooh latka kar ghar aya.

Ghar aakar uska kisi aur kaam me man hi nahi laga. Ek udaasi, ek khudke Lund par ghussa, aur bhabhi ki wo kaan me bajane wali hasi - ye 3 chize hi uske deemag me ghum rahi thi.

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Uske baad usne bhabhi ko 2 baar call lagaya. Magar bhabhi ne uska call nhi uthaya.

Akhir raat ko bhabhi ke naam ki mooth markar wo so gaya.

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Next Day -

Use laga tha, agale din naya suraj nikalega.
Magar baat wahi thi. Agale din bhi bhabhi ne uss se baat nahi ki. Wo ek anjaan aurat ki tarah usko ignore kar rahi thi. Kalu ne kai bar sorry Manga, uss se baat karne ki koshish ki, magar bhabhi ko koi fark nahi pada. 

Iss tikhi mirchi kaa kuch yu hi andaaj tha!!

Auraton ke inn nakharo ke aage kisi ki kuch nahi chalti.

Agale aur 2 din bhabhi ne uss se baat tak nahi ki.

Uss din ghar aakar kalu ne apne lund ko pakadkar peet diya.

Kalu- Dekha? Ye sab tumhari wajah se huaa hai..

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Next Day -

Fir aayi agali subah. Lagaatar 3 din tak bhabhi ne kaalu ko ignore hi kiya. Aaj bhi bass doodh ki adla-badali kar ke andar chali gayi.

Kalu nirash ghar lout gaya.

Kareeb kareeb 10 baj chuke the. 

Ke,
Tabhi,
Ekdum se kalu ko ek call aya.

Kalu- Hallawww...kon?

Golu- Mai Golu bol raha hu. 

Kalu- Are malik aap? 

Golu- Ek baat bataao. Kya faltu kaamchori kar ke aaye ho aap dono? 

Kalu- Kaa huaa malik?

Golu- Abhi abhi muzhe bhabhi kaa call aya tha. Kitchen basin kaa pipe lickage kar raha hai. Ye konsa kaam kar ke gaye ho?  

Kalu- hamne kahi thi, ki lickage kaa khtra hai, par aap toh sune nahi.

Golu- Are ye kya baat huii? Tum toh keh rahe the, ki thoda bahot finishing reh gaya hai. Ye toh Main pipe kaa hi lickage kaise ho gaya? Isko thoda bahot bolte ho kya? Muzhe tog lagata hai sab gadbad kar ke aaye ho tum dono. Mai pahale hi bhahhi ko bata raha tha. Ab waha bhabhi call pe call kiye jaa rahi hai aur mai exam ke liye College me hu. Tum abhi ke abhi apne majdoor ko lekar ghar jaao, aur poora kaam nipta do. Warna muzhse bura koi nahi hoga. Lickage ki wajah se bhabhi kaa Sara kaam ad gaya hai. 


Ye sunte hi kalu ki khushiyon ka thikaana naa raha. Wo hawa me chalag markar fir se khada ho gaya. Usko turant pata chala ki ye bhabhi kaa hi plan tha.


Golu- Hello? Bolti kyu band ho gayi tumhari? Muzhe aaj ke aaj ye kaam khatam chahiye...

Kalu- Jee..jeee..jeee..malik..aap tensin naa lo. Wo mai dekh leta hu. Abhi jata hu aapke ghar aur sab thik kar deta hu. Aap apne pariksha me dhyaan do.

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Phone ke rakhte hi kalu khushi se pagalon ki tarah uchalne laga.

Fir usne khud ko control kar liya.

Ab sabse pahale usne Birju ko call Kiya.

Birju koi dusara kaam karne ke liye ghar se nikal chuka tha. Magar bhabhi kaa ghar sunte hi usne wo kaam cancel kar dala aur idhar doude chale aane laga.

Waise kalu akela bhi jaa sakta tha. Magar uska plan ye tha ki, birju ko kaam pe lagaya jaaye, aur khud har ek mouke kaa maje liya jaaye. Aur waise bhi usne uss din dekha tha ki, birju ki moujoodgi aur uski shaitanani baato ne bhabhi ke andar kya aag lagaayi thi!


Khair,
Ab kalu fat se utha, aur sabse pahale apne pehchaan ke medical me gaya. Waha sex ke related jitni dawayi mill sake, utni kharid li. 

Usne Condom bhi karid liya tha. Aaj wo poori tayaari ke sath jaane wala tha. 

Pichle 2 mahino se wo jiss ghadi kaa intzaar kar raha tha, aaj ye awsar samne se chal ke aya tha uske pass!


Ab wo wapas ghar aya. Aaj confidence ke liye usne apni favourite daaru ke 2 pag lagaaye. Fir ab wo sex ki dawayiya khaa li. 1 time pe 1 hi khani hoti thi. Usne 2 eksath khaa li.

Ab usne bhabhi ko call ghuma diya.

Tringg...tringg..tringgg...


Kalu- Helaawww...Bhabhi jee...Hum aa rahe hai. Golu jee ne phone kiya tha. Aap tension naa le. Jaldi pahunch jayenge. Kahe toh, Iss baar koi kasar nahi chodenge. Fikar mat kro bhabhji. Iss baar pakka...


Bhabhi- huunnnn.....ufff...kya kaam kar ke gaye ho? Subah se mera poora kaam pending pada hai. Aao aur thik kara ke jaao jaldi.

Kalu- Jee..aap tensin naa lo. Jaldi awat hai. Awjaar lekar.


Poore 3 din baad aaj bhabhi ne uss se baat ki thi.
Kalu bada khush tha. Aaj ki tarikh likhkar rakhne jaisa din aya tha.

Bhabhi phone rakhne lagi.

Kalu- Halawwww...Bhabhi jee...rakhiye nahi..

Bhabhi- Jee? 

Kalu- Wu...Ek baat thi. 

Bhabhi- Kya?

Kalu- Rahne dijiye..aap ghussa ho jaogi...

Bhabhi- What? Kyaaa? Bataao toh. Aisi kya baat hai? Are bataoge nahi toh kaise samjhega fir?

Kalu- Pakka? pahle bolo ghussa nahi hogi. Wu kaa hai ki, aapka ghussa bada khatarnaak hai.

Bhabhi- Are bina sune kaise bolu...chalo thik hai, ghussa nahi hungi.

Kalu- Haa...Ab Wu baat aisi hai ki, darsal aaj hum Machli khana chahate the. 

Bhabhi- What? MACHLI?

Kalu- Haa..Kaa badhiya khana banaate ho aap. Toh soche aaj Machli bhi chakh lete hai aapke hath ki. Hamka Machli bada pasand hai.

Bhabhi- Wo hello!! Aaj bhi kya poora din lagaaoge kya? Aap toh keh rahe the halka saa kaam bacha hai. Muzhe laga 1hr me ho jayega.

Kalu- Baat kaam ki hai hi nahi. Uska kitna bhi time lage? Par khana toh khaa sakat hai naa? Aapke hath me swad hi aisan hai ki kaa bataaye? Hum garibon ko pata nahi aisa khana ab kab nasib hoga? Aap ek kaam kaahe nahi karti? Aapka toh Hotel dalna chahiye. Sach keh raha hu. Haa, agar aapko koi paresani hai toh bilkul rehne dijiye. Hum toh bass yuhi keh rahe the.

Bhabhi ne thoda time laga diya reply dene me. Par akhir wo boli.


Bhabhi- Ohhh..bass itani si baat. haa..toh khaa lena. Mai fish bhi bahot achi banati hu. Mere hath ki fish khakar dekho, chicken bhool jaaoge. 

Kalu- Ahhhaaa....ye hui naa baat. Ab lag raha hai apni bebak bhabhi. 1 number. Aate wakat le aate hai. Sasura abhi se bhook lagane laga hai.

Bhabhi- Thik hai..le aayiye. Ungaliya chahate reh jaaoge. 
Bhabhi muskura gayi.

Fir bhabhi ne call rakh diya.

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Kalu khushi se jaane ki tayaari me lag gaya.
Tabhi uske andar ki daaru aur sex ki dawayi ne asar dena shuru kiya

Usne fir se bhabhi ko call lagaya.

Kalu- Hallwwww...bhabhi jee..

Bhabhi- Ab kya huaa?

Kalu- Par aapse naa ek shikayat hai.

Bhabhi- Shikayat? Kya?

Kalu- Apne paraso pure din Chai hi nahi puchi?

Bhabhi- Hayee dayaa.aree haa na...mai toh bhool hi gyi. Seedha khana banane me lag gyi....kaisi hu mai? aap logonko chaai bhi nahi puchi? 

Kalu- Wu hi...aapke hath ki Chai kaa kahana? Umma..ekdum mast. Wo birjuwa ko badi pasand hai chai. Wo uss din baar baar puch raha tha.

Bhabhi- Are toh muzhe yaad kyu nahi dilaayi aapne? Aap bhi naa? Aaj aate hi Chai ready rakhti hu aap dono ke liye.

Kalu- Par aisi waisi nahi. Special wali chahiye.

Issbaar ekdum se kalu ko tone badal gai thi.


Bhabhi- Special? Kya special? Wo hello, meri chaai achi hi hoti hai. 

Kalu- Haa..woh toh hai..par mai soch rha tha, ki aaj special chaai pine mil jaaye toh!!??##%%

Bhabhi- special? What special?

Kalu- Jaane do..aap fir ghussa ho jaaogi...

Bhabhi- Are, saaf saaf kaho jo bhi kehna hai. kya ghussa ghussa laga rakhe ho? 

Kalu- Dekho! Aap ghussa ho gyi. Aapka ghussa bada khatarnaak. isiliye dar rha hu.

Bhabhi- Ab bataoge? Thik hai nahi ghuss karungi.

Kalu- Tumhare doodh ki.

Waha ekdum se sannata fail gaya.

Khushhaal phone call serious ban gaya.

Thodi der Bhabhi chup chaap khadi rahi. 

Kalu- Hello? ##%%&&.are kaat diye kaa? Dekha, aap ghussa ho gyi naa? Humka pata tha...

Bhabhi- Aapka dimaag toh thik hai naa? Kya bake jaa rahe ho? Ghussa nahi toh kya fool pehna du? Aisi battamizi apne biwi ke sath karo. Biwi ke sath kya? aisi battamizi toh biwi ke sath bhi nahi kar sakte. Chupchap phone rakhe aap.

Bhabhi ne ghusse me jawab diya.

Kalu- Are bhabhi, itna ghussa kaahe? Baat ko samjho..aapke aur mere alawa kisiko pata nahi hai..kya fark padega?

Bhabhi- Pagal ho gye ho kya aap? Ye kya bake jaa rhe ho? Jara si dheel kya de di, ye log sar cadh jaate hai. Apni had me raho, samjhe?

Kalu- Are baap re. Lagata hai aaj apni Lilly ghar pe nahi hai. Thik hai jee, Aapko itna ghussa aya toh rahane dijiye. chod do. 
Waise kaa hi farak padata hai? Raat ka, ya fir Subah ka thoda nikal ke bajume rakh dena. Aur wahi dalke chaai bana dena. Kisko kya pata chalne wala hai? Itna muskil bhi nahi tha ye.

Uski iss baat pe bhabhi sochne lagi.

- "Baat toh sahi kahi hai isne, kya fark padta hai?
Kalu ko toh pata hi hai..baaki kisiko Khabar bhi nahi. Aur roj nikalna toh hai, thoda baaju me nikalkar chaai bana dungi toh kya hi jata hai."

Tabhi kalu bol pada.

Kalu- Are nahi nahi..Mai Mera nuskaan kaahe kara lu? Mai apne hisse tay me se koi doodh nahi de sakta. Toh agar chaai banani hai toh dopahar ka taza nikalar banana hoga aapko.

Bhabhi- What?? Ye kya bole jaa rahe ho? Chiiii... Sharam naam ki koi chiz? Aap apne kaam se kaam rakho. Bahot huaa aapka. Rakho.

Kalu- Par aap toh dopahar kaa deti nahi ho.

Bhabhi- What? Ye kya khud se bake jaa rahe ho?

Kalu- Are Kalu jee, toh kaa huaa? aaj ek din de degi. Konsa 1 litter nkalna hai? Bass 1 cup toh chahiye. Itna dopahar me aram se extra kaa nikal sakta hai. Tay Matra ko koi nuksaan kiye bina. Hamne sab check kiya hai, bhains ekdum premium quality ki hai. Aram se itna manage ho jaayega... Ha..ha..ha..

Bhabhi- Shut up...

Khataakkk....

Bhabhi ne phone hi kaat diya.

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Kalu ne fir se call lagaya. 

Kalu- Are aap toh bahot naraj ho gayi. Itna naraj hokar kaise chalega?

Khataak...

Bhabhi ne fir se uska call kaat diya.

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Toh, ab fir se kalu ne call ghumaya.

Kalu- Khabardaar agar call kaat diya toh.

Ye wali line Kalu ekdum ghusse se bol pada tha.

Ufffff.

Bhabhi ekdum shock ho gayi. 

Kalu- Aapko kya laga, Hum aapse binati kar rahe hai? Naa..naa..binati nahi, balki bata rahe hai. Toh, Ab meri baat ache se sun le aap. Chaai toh banegi, aur wo bhi tumhare taaze doodh se hi. Ye hukum hai Mera. 

Bhabhi- Whatttttt? How dare you? Tumhari himmat kaisi ho gayi? Apni aukaat me rahiye. Aap muzhse aisi kaise baat kar sakte ho?

Issbaar bhabhi sach me ghusse se lal ho gayi.
Ghussa toh tha, magar kalu ki iss bartaav ne usko ekdum achambit kar dala tha.


Kalu- What- faat kuch nahi. Aaj mai dikhata hu aukaat meri. Hamka achi tarah se pata hai, ki lickage kisne, aur kaise karwaya hai. Toh ye nakhare dikhane ki jaroorat nahi hai. Mardon ke sath khelne kaa bada shouk hai naa aapko? Sasura 2 mardon ko zhulsaa ke rakha tha uss din? Toh aaj dekhe, ye 2 mard kaise tuzhe zhulsa dete hai. Aaj uss din se gehara khela hoga sab. Uss din 1 milkar hum dono ka chal- kapat kara rahi thi? Aaj hum do marad milkar tere 1 kaa chal- kapat kar ke chodega. Ha..ha..ha..ha .Aaj saari hade toot jayegi.

Ohhhhh.....

Uska ye roudrroop dekhkar bhabhi shock thi. Aaj pahali baar Kalu ne caracter se pare baat ki thi bhabhi se. Aaj pahali baar uske andar kaa mard bekaabu hokar bhabhi par foot pada tha.

Uski wo joro ki ghussel awaj aur baate sunkar Bhabhi titar- bitar ho gayi, uske mooh se hajaar gaaliya nikali, par mooh ke bahaar ek labj bhi sunaayi nahi diya. 

Wo ghusse se tilmila rahi thi, tabhi kalu aage bola.


Kalu - Ab dhyaan se suno. Sun lo aaj kaa khela kaisa hoga. Ghabraayiye nahi, isme aapko bhi double maja aanewala hai.
Toh sune, Mai chahta hu issbaar jab hum aayenge, tab tum nangi hokar darwaja khologi aur hamara Swagat karogi. 

Ye sunte hi bhabhi ghusse se foot gayi.

Bhabhi- What? Kya? Ye kya bakwas baate kar rahe hai? Nasha kar ke call kiye ho kya? Besharam insaan..tumhari ye jurrat? 

Kalu- Nangi..haa.haa..wo bhi poori nangi. Sar se paav tak sab kuch nangi.

Bhabhi- Shut up. 


Khataakkk....


Bhabhi ne call hi kaat diya.

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《☆》


Mgar Kalu ne fir se lagaaya.

Kalu- Dekha...aap ghussa ho gyi. Ha. Ha..ha..Magar batadu ki, ye utna bhi muskil nahi hai. Main toh apko poora nanga pahale hi dekh chuka hu. Aur birjuwa ne bhi lagbagh sabkuch dekh hi liya hai. Aur poora nahi dekha hai usne, toh aaj dekh lega. Ha..ha..ha..
Toh utna bhi muskil nahi hai ye. Aapko bass darwaja kholna hai, hamra swagat karna hai, aur uske baad chahe toh aap apne kapade pahan lena. Hum aapko baad me poochega bhi nahi.
Mai bass itna chahta hu ki, aap puri nangi hokar hamara intzar karte baithe, aur humare aate hi nangi swagat kare.

Bhabhi- What the fuck..kya bol rahe ho samajh me aa raha hai? Daaru pi rakhi hai naa? Nashe me kya bole jaa rhe ho? Pagal kahi ke...

Khataakkk...

Bhabhi ne fir se call kaat diya.

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《☆》


Kalu ne fir se lagaaya. Waise bhabhi uska call utha nahi rahi thi, magar jabtak uthaya nahi jaaye, abtak har baar kaalu lagata jaa raha tha.


Kalu- Khabardaar. Agar fir se call toda toh. Aap samajh nahi rahe bhabhi..Mai binati nahi kar raha hu, balki hukum kar raha hu.


Bhabhi- What the fuck? Hukum? Tumne samajh kya rakha hai muzhe? Ye mijaj apni biwi par chodo. Samjhe? Apni aukat me rahiye..Bata rha hu bol rha hai. Warna bada game kar dungi aapke sath. Aap janate nahi ho muzhe.

Kalu- Biwi toh kabki bhaag gayi hai apni. Aur Hukum biwi par nahi, bhains par choda jata hai. Waise bhool gyi kya Maine khareed rakha hai aapko.
kharid ne ke baad bhi dusare ke ghar rahati hai tu. Toh, apne Malik ke liye itna toh kar hi sakti hai.


Bhabhi- Shut- uppppppp......Battamiz...pagal...tumhe pagalon ke doctors ke ilaj ki jaroorat hai. Yaha aane se pahale pagalon ke dawakhaane jaakar aapna ilaaj karwa lo. Nashe me kuch bhi bake jaa rha hai..###&&####


Bhabhi ghuse se tilmila gayi.


Kalu- Tu shakkaapppp....Kal tak lund lekar choosne wali, aaj itna nakhre dikha rahi thi? 


Ye sunte hi bhabhi ne phone kaat diya.

Khatttaaakkkk...

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《☆》

Kalu ki ye akhari baat sunkar Bhabhi issbaar itna dar gai, ki uske haath-pair kampne lage.

Wo hapne lagi aur sochne lagi ki aaj Kalu ko huaa kya hai? Kahi ye dono milkar uska bang naa kara de?

**********

Tabhi bhabhi ka fir se phone baj utha.

Tring..Tring.. Tring...

Wo kalu hi tha.

Bhabhi ne bilkul call nahi uthaya. 

Kalu call pe call karta gaya.

15 missed call se pareshan bhabhi ne akhir uska call fir se utha liya.

Issbaar bhabhi THE-END karna chahati thi.

******


Tabhi samne se awaj ayi.

Kalu- Kaisa laga mera majaak?

Ye sunkar bhabhi chounk gayi.

Kalu- Ha..ha..ha..ha....
Kalu joro se call pe hasne laga.

Bhabhi confuse hokar sunane lagi.

Kalu- Are bhabhi jee..kahi aap dar toh nahi gayi? Kaa bhabhi? Iss kaalu ko abtak nahi pahchana kaa aapne? Iss ki aukaat toh hai kya? aapse aisi baat karne ki? Ha..ha..haaaaaa....Are hum jara aapki le rahe the..majaak kar kar raha tha...majaak...ahhha.hhaaaa...ahhhaa...
Darsal baat e hai ki, hamari majdoor logon ke jamavde me ek function rakhe hai ihh log. Usme Natak bithaya hai. Ab humka diya hai, ek darinda besharam daaku kaa paatr, jo apne biwi par atyachaar karta hai. Abhi abhi kagaj hath me dekar Natak skhaane wale master jee bole, ki aurat ko dekhkar tuhari toh fat jaati hai, tum rokh kya jma paaoge aurat par? Jara paractis karo yaha waha. Tabhi Golu jee kaa call aya. Isliye socha ki, jara awaj chadhakar bola jaaye. Ha..ha..ha...waisan gustaaki ke liye bahot badi maafi, bhahhi jee.

Uffffff.....


Ye sunkar bhabhi ki jaan me aa aayi. Kalu badla nahi tha, wahi tha samajhme aane ke baad bhabhi ne lambi sans bhar li. Waise Natak ki aad me wo apni rotiya send le raha hai, ye bhabhi jaan gayi thi.


Bhabhi- What? Aisa majak kon karta hai? Meri toh jaan nikal gayi thi yaha. Meri toh ab bhi sanse kaabu me nahi hai..uffff..Bhagkar gayi aur bahaar ke gate ko tala markar aayi mai. Socha, pata nahi konse darinde aa rahe hai?..ufff...,.Aap bhi naa...battamiz Kahi ke? Wo apna natak chulhe me daalo. Badmash kahi ke? Uffff....

Kalu- Are sariii..sariii...jee..waise aapki awaj se pata chal raha hai ki kitna dar gaye ho aap. Aur aap itna dar gayi hai, iska matlab hum kirdaar ekdum perfect kar gaye hai, lagata hai.... Ha..ha..hamm

 Bhabhi- Shut up. Ab bahot ho gaya majak. Pahale yaha jo rayta faila gaye ho. Usko repair karo pahale. Iss umar me natak suj rahe hai inko.

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Kalu- Aa hi rahe hai, bhabhi jee. Birjuwa toh nikal bhi chuka hai. Ummhh..ahhmmm... Aur ek baat kehna chahte hai be jhijhzk. Fir bhale hi aapko ghussa aaye. 

Bhabhi- What?

Kalu- Ab Hukum toh nahi chod sakte aap ke upar, par apni chaah toh rakh sakte hai aapke samne? Toh rattu bhar ki jabardasti nahi, magar hum kaa chahte hai? ye jaroor bataana chahate hai aap se. "Arji hamari, Marji tumhari.."

Bhabhi- Kya?

Bhabhi sans foolakar chalbichal ho gayi.

Kalu- Aap galat naa samajhna, magar mai chahata hui issbaar wala khela sach me double gehara ho. Kitna kuch hokar raha, kitna kuch hone se raha. Aur iss baar bhi aapki marji ke khilaap ek arji nahi rahegi. 

Bhabhi- Ye kya bole jaa rahe ho?

Bhabhi asahaj hokar doubtfully poochne lagi.


Kalu- Toh mai chahata hu ki...Matlab ye bass meri chah hai, koi jabardasti nahi hai ki aako karna hai, yaa naa karna. Par Issbaar mai chahata hu ki, jaisa upar bataya waisa tayar hokar swagat ho hamara. 

Ye sunte hi bhabhi ki sanse fool gayi. Uske andar ek ajeeb si feeling jaag uthi. Ek ajeeb si bachaini si kasak.

Bhabhi- Ufff..aap fir se shuru ho gaye?

Kalu- Sasura..aap soche ki uss birjuwa kaa kya haal hoga? Jab wo aapko aisa poora nanga dekhega...wu bhi aapke sasural ke darwaje pe. Aisa swagat toh devtawon ko bhi nasib nahi hoga. ohhhh...

Bhabhi- Stop it..

Kalu- Are hum bass bata rahe hai apne man me kaa chal raha hai. Koi jabardasti nahi.

Ohhh...
 
Uski wo ajeebo-garib demands ne bhabhi ko bada baichain kar ke choda. 

Bhabhi soch me pad gayi - " uff..Lilly, ye kya bole jaa raha hai. Jara soch agar tu apne sasural me inka nangi hokar swagat karegi? Kaisa najara hoga? Ufff..."


Ek hath se phone pakade hue bhabhi ne toh apni dusari ungali ko kaat hi liya.

Bhabhi- Aunchhh...ufff..

Kalu- Kaa huaa?

Bhabhi- Kuch nahi..

Fir man me sochne lagi-  "Haayeee..dayyyaa..ye mai kya karne lagi.."


Kalu- Are idhar dhyaan deo jara. Aur hai. Darsal mai soch rha tha, ki ab chai ki baat nikali hi hai toh, ab chaai toh taaze doodh ki hi banegi. Aur uske liye aapko kya pareshani me dalna? Mai soch raha hu khud hi aapka doodh nikaal du aur chaai me daal du. Ekdum fressss....ahhhaaa...Jara soche bhabhi, Bahar birju aur aapke sasur baithe honge, aur mai andar aapka taza taza doodh nikal rha hu. Ufff..ahhhaaa....Aur fir uski chaai bana kar unhe bhi pila raha hu.
Kya mast maja aayega..!!

Ye sunte hi bhabhi ka yaha gala sukh gaya. 

Ohh..my..hod..

Kalu- Bhabhiji...kaha kho gayi. Sabse jaroori baat toh ab sune.
Wo Birjuwa sasura, aajkal hamka utha bhaav nahi deta hai, jaisa pahale deta tha! Toh usko toh dikhaana hoga ki darsal mai kya chiz hu, aur asali Malik kon hai? Toh Subah jab aap nangi hokar hamara swagat karogi, toh mai chahata hu ki aap uss din ki tarah apne pichwade chutad par Mera Naam likhwa kar aaogi. Wuhi lal pen se. Sath me uss din ki taraf saaf saaf ye bhi likha huaa chahiye- "Mai kalu ki bhains hu". Sasura jab ye dekh lega, toh use samajh aayega ki mera kya sthar hai. Tab wo muzhe pahale ki tarah bhaav dega. 

Ye sunte hi bhabhi ke rongate khade ho gaye aur uske hath se phone hi gir gaya.


To be continued....

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Zabardast update

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    Ghar ki marammad- Chapter 2


 Part 2


Kalu- Helllwww...kaa awaj aayi? Helloww...bhabhi jee? Kya gira?

Bhabhi- uff..kuch nahi...

Kalu- Haa..toh aage sune naa bhabhi jee. Aur ek baat thi. Wu toh badi jutch jaayegi aapke upar.

Bhabhi- Kya?

Bhabhi ne sanse rok li.

Kalu- Wahi....jo aapke pati ki khass pyaari chiz! Ha..ha..Hum usike baare me baat kar rahe hai. Haa..haa..wu-hi, jo 5 din pahnaya tha aapke pati ne aapko.

Ye sunte hi Bhabhi ke chehare ke expressions badal gaye. Wo kuch toh samajh gayi aur uski sans atak gayi.


Bhabhi- Mai rakh rahi hu.

Pachtawa khakar bhabhi turant bol padi.


Kalu- Haa. Aapne thik samjha. Wuhi.... mere bhains ki Poonch.

Bhabhi sunn reh gayi thi, magar call shuru tha.

Kalu- Haa...haa..'Poonch'..mere bhains ki poonch. Toh yeh Poonch bhi pahankar aao aap.

Bhabhi ne fukkk se anke band kar li.

Kalu-  Ahhhaaa...kaa najara hoga!! Golu toh?? ## Haa.. ha..ha. uski toh khair hi nahi!! Bhabhi jee, Ek bata raha hu, matlab mai toh keh raha hu, ki aap apne dusare chutad par ambulance kaa number bhi chapwa lena. Nahi, wu kabhi bhi jaroorat padane wali hai lagata hai. Ab darwaja khulte hi birjuwa aise 6-7 zhatke khaane wala hai ki, pakka koma me chala jaayega issbaar. 
Sasura kaa, kaa zhelega? Ek toh darwaja dhadaam se khulte hi wo aapko pahali baar poora nanga dekhega...ufhhaa..Kaa haseen jawani se bhara jisam hai aapka, ye hum kaa bataay aapka? Koi heroine bhi fiki hai aapke samne....Ye maal dekhkar sasura wahi jam jayega, parsao ki tarah. Ha..ha..ha..

Kalu- Fir wu dekhega aapke ye Vishal mumme. Maa kasam khakar kehata hu Bhabhi, itne bade usne aajtak kisike nahi dekhe honge. Unse samhal hi jayega, tabhi usko aapki ye badi chuchiya dikh padengi. Haayee..inkaa toh kaa hi kehna? Aur aapko toh pahale hi bataya hai hamne, ki birjuwa ko badi Than wali bhainse kitni pyaari hai? Ha..ha..haa..sasura wahi doodh nikalne naa lag jaaye, yahi kaafi hai.

Bhabhi poori sehem gayi thi. Adhuri lambi sans lekar aanhe chodne lagi thi. 

Bhabhi- Shut up..aap bhi naa..bilkul chup ho jaao ab. Chale rakh rahi hu mai.

Kalu- Are aage toh sune. Aapke kamsin pet se niche utarte jab wo aapki uss 'Nakhel' ko dekhega!! ufff..Ahhhaaa...ye dekhkar toh wo boukhla hi jayega. Sasura Chut dekhna bhool jaayega. Ahh..ahh..ahh.. aajtak itni sundar Nakhel lagayi bhains kabhi naa dekhi hogi usne. Bhains chode, aisa kuch hota hai ye usko pahali baar pata chalega. Wahhh..uska mooh dekhne layak hoga.

Bhabhi- Shut up..ab ek labj nahi.
Nakhel ki sunkar toh bhabhi ke andar ek ajeeb si bachaini doud gayi.

Kalu- Aji, jaise hi wo aapki Nakhel ko dekhega, toh aap sharmakar piche mood jaayegi. Ahhhaaa..yha toh aur ek zhatka lag jaayega sasure ko. Usko pata chal jaayega ki, iss khubsoorat bhains ko Nakhel hi nahi, balki Poonch bhi hai. Insaani jisam par aisi koi chizhon ki usne Kalpana bhi nahi ki hongi. Jaise Maine nahi ki thi.

Bhabhi- Shooo...chup ho jaayiye naa..

Kalu- Aur isme usko jalaane ke liye Mera naam aapki Chutad pe. Ahhhaaaa...kaa najara hoga? Umhaa...

Bhabhi- Dekhe, bahot huaa, ab mai phone rakh rahi hu....

Kalu- Ajii..aap naraj nahi hoyiye. Jaisa ki kaha, ye toh bass mere man ki baate hai. Aap thodi naa aisa kuch karnewali hai?

Bhabhi- Exactly, mai bhi toh yahi keh rahi hu. Toh apni ye vichitr baate band kariye,  aur phone rakhiye.

Kalu- Are aur toh sune...aur bhi kuch soch ke rakhe hai hum...

Bhabhi- Hello jee, aur-tour rahane dijiye. Ab jara meri bhi sune aap. Toh, apne inn khayaali jajbaaton ko yahi khatam kar daaliye. Kyunki, abhi jo mai bataane jaa rahi hu, wo sunkar aapka poora nasha utar jaayega. Haa, Toh baat darsal ye hai ki, jaise hi Golu ne aapko phone kiya, uske baad usne turant muzhko call kiya tha.

Bhabhi haste hue boli thi.

Bhabhi ki ye baat sunkar kalu hosh me aya.

Kalu- Kaa? KA baat hai?

Bhabhi- Keh raha tha ki, usne "Bade papa" ko aaj bol ke rakha hai, ki wo aaj ghar aaye. Ek toh mai akeli hu, aur issbaar kaam pe ache se najar rakhi jaaye. Last time ki tarah koi kaamchori nahi chahiye.


Bhabhi ke mooh se ye baat sunte hi, Kalu seedha jannat se jameen par aa gir pada. Bade Papa kaa naam sunte hi uska Sara nasha utar gaya. 1 hi pal me uske saare sapne chakkachoundh ho gaye the. Abtak khil khilakar baat karnewala chehara, ekdum se kala kaluwa sadela saa ho gaya.

Kalu- Kaa ? Kon ?

Bhabhi- Bade Papa.


Uff..kya kya sochi thi usne? Kya ummide jaga baitha tha? Aaj toh uske liye kayamat kaa din tha. Sasura birju ko zhatke dene ke sapne dekh raha tha, lekin kismat ne isko hi 6-7 zhatke eksath de diye.
1 hi zhatke me sab khatam.!!!

Bhaari sans liye wo bola.

Kalu- Kaa???

Bhabhi- Haa..aapne thik suna.

Ek majakiya hasi ke sath bhabhi boli.

Kalu - Dhattttttt..tere ki...###Maa##kaa##bhos####

Kalu ke mooh se ye baat nikalne ke turant baad  "suiiinnnn.....khataakkkkk"...aisi ek hi jor ki awaj aayi.

Darsal, Kalu ne apne mobile ko hi fek mara tha.

Ohhh...bichara.

Magar, luckily uska mobile bach gaya.

Bhabhi- Haayee dayaa??? Ye kya tha? Kya gira? Ye kaisi awaj thi? Kahi mobile toh nahi? Kalu jee?


Gira huaa mobile uthakar kalu bola.

Kalu- Nahi, kuch nahi. Jaane do.

Bhabhi samajh gayi. Kalu ki halat dekh kar usko hasi aa rahi thi.

Kalu- Bhabhi? Kaa aap sach bl rahi hai? Dhatt### Are magar kaahe? Aisa kon karta hai?


Isspar haste hue bhabhi boli.

Bhabhi- Waise itna chounk jaane ki kya jaroorat? Suna hai Aap "Bade Sasur jee" ko janate hai? Toh? Kuch jyada pareshaani nahi honi chahiye aapko. Ha..ha.mhammm...

Bhabhi hasne lagi.

Kalu bhaari awaj me bola.

Kalu- Haa...janat hai....ab kaa gand me bitha lu#####madar###

Kalu itna frustrated tha, ki uske mooh se gaali hi nikal gayi.

Bhabhi- Khabardaar! Khabardaar jo mere sasuralwalon ko kuch kaha toh?

Fir usika majak udaate hue boli.

Bhabhi- Waise, aapko kya laga? Golu kachaa khiladi hai? Wo ek honhaar student hai. Aap dekh-rekh me hi sahi kaam kar paaoge, warna kaamchori toh aapme kut-kut ke bhari hai, ye wo ache se janata hai. Achaa kiya usne. Ha..ha..ha...

Bhabhi uska majak udaane lagi thi.

Kalu ne iska koi jawab nahi diya.

Bhabhi- Waise, baaki kuch bhi ho. Aap aate wakt Machali jaroor lete aana. Aapka toh pata nahi ab, magar mere Bade sasur jee ko badi pasand hai Fish. Ha..ha..ha..ha..

Bhabhi majak me hasne lagi.



Kalu- Thik hai, khilao apne sasur ko. Hamara toh ichaa hi mar  gaya.

Nirasha bhari awaj me kalu bola.


Ispar bhabhi majak me khub jor jor se hasi.


Toh, issbaar kalu ne phone hi kaat diya.

Khataakkk

《☆》

Haa..waise bhi ab bolne ko ka hi bacha tha?


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Phone ko rakhne ke baad kalu ne pahale toh moothi fiss kar khudki kismat par laakho kosa. Fir Khudpar thappad bhaari barsaye. Jameen par pair patak kar tandav kiya. Akhir me apne lund ko pakadkar bahot peeta.

Kalu- Sasur ke naati, madarchod###maa##kaa###..dekh..ye sab tumhari wajah se huaa hai.

Wo tadapta raha, usko pachtawa hota raha. 

Socha tha ki aaj wo kisi bhi halat me wo bhabhi ko chod hi dega. Aur mahol bhi sahi bana tha. Bass sahi time pe uski kismat me rahu bankar baithe Golu ne uski band bajaa di.

*****
******

Bhari nirasha lekar Kalu ab Ghar ke bahar nikla.
Uska toh jaane kaa man hi nahi tha. Par use toh jana hi tha.


******

Ab wo dono (Kalu aur Birju) bhabhi ke ghar ke pass chourahe ke ek mod par mile.

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Birju ki kushi toh sama nahi paa rahi thi. Uske chehare par lagaatar ek gulaabi hasi thi.

Birju ko dekhkar kalu ne mathe par hath maar liya.

Kalu- Kaahe fudak rhe ho itna? Tumka kaa lagaa, darwaja khulte hi haseena bahaar aayegi? Are budbak, mela loot chuka hai. Ab haseena nahi, sada huaa Aalu  swagat karega tuhamara, wo bi pet ko khujaate. Chalo, tum hi dedo darwaje pe dastak.

******


Toh, ab wo dono bhabhi ke ghar ke angan kaa main gate kholkar angan chalkar andar aaye.
Ab baramade ki 4 seedhiya chadhkar Main darwaje ke pass pahunche.

Ab birju ne darwaje par dastak de di.


Tokkk..tokkk..tokkkk...

Birju ab bhi bada excited tha, shayad Kalu ki baat usko samajh nahi aayi thi. 

Magar idhar kalu ko koi interest nahi raha tha ab. Wo toh bass mooh latkaaye khada tha. Use pata tha ki darwaje ke usspaar pet nikla huaa ek khadoos budhaa unki lene ko tayaar baita hoga, aur toh aur aaj toh bhabhi ko thoda dekhne kaa bhi awasar nahi milega.

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2 baar tak- tak hui thi, par darwaja kisine bhi nahi khola.

Toh ab fir se thodi jor se darwaja thoka gaya. 

Takkkk..kkkk..takkkkk..kkkkk

Par ab bhi darwaja nahi khula.


Magar kuch pal me wo darwaja khul gaya akhir.

Karrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....

Birju ne dekha, toh darwaje ke samne koi nahi tha.

Kalu ne bhi dekha, toh koi nahi tha.

Tabhi,

Agle hi pal darwaje ke piche kisi ki ahat sunaai di.

Magar koi samne nahi aya.

Kalu ko laga ye pakaa bade pet wala bhabhi kaa Chachera Sasur hai.

Par,
Tabhi kangan ki aur Payal ki halki si ahat pata chali.



Kalu turant samajh gaya ki. Darwaje ke piche jo bhi hai, wo pakka ek aurat hi hai.

Usne turant pichkaayi ankh se jor lagaate hue poora darwaja dhakel diya.

Turrrrrrrturkkkkkk...

Tabhi,

Dhadammmm.....

Ekdum se bhabhi unn dono ke samne aayi.

Ohhhh..myyy..hod...

Halaki, bhabhi ko ab majboori me samne aana pada tha.

Ohhh..my..hod...


Kuch chand second lage unn dono ko kuch samajhne ke liye, magar 10 we second pe unko aisa zhatka lagaa, ki wo dono apna hosh gawa kar wahi jam gaye.

Oh..my..hod... jaise zinda lash ban gye.

Uff...

What happened?
Aisa kya dekha unn dono ne? ki unko aisa zhatka laga?

Ufff....

Agale Pure 1 minute tak wo dono waise hi khade rhe.
Pure ek minute ke baad unki sans fooli.
Unka pura badan kamp utha tha.


Uffff..
Wow....

Darsal wahi huaa tha, jiski ummid kalu cod chuka tha.

HAAA...

Bhabhi poori nangi thi.

Yess..yess...

Bhabhi Nangi thi!

Haayeee...

Kya bawal aurat hai?

HAA..HAA....

Poori ki poori nangi.

Yakin maniye,

Bhabhi ne poori nangi hokar unn 2 anjaan mardon kaa swagat kiya tha.

Ufff...
Kya najara tha.

Ek kamsin jawani se bhari haseena kaa jism, poora nanga khada tha darwaje ke samne.

WOW..

Uska nanga jism aise chamak raha tha, jaise abhi abhi nahakar poore jism ko tel se masaj kar ke tayaar kiya gaya hai.

Haayee...Baal abhi bhi gile the, aur ek style me bikhre hue chode the. Uff..uss haseena ki mang me sindoor tha.

Uski ankhe duniya bhar ki laaj liye palke zhuka kar chupchaap jameen me ghuskar mar jaane ki koshish kar rahi thi. Wo aisi abru liye struggle karte khadi thi.

Naak me Nath thi, jo uss khubsoorat mukhde ko chaar chand laga rahi thi. Uske hont lipstick ki lali me bheege hue the.

Uff...niche gale me uska mangalsutr uske Vishal boobs ke darmiya jakar kahi gayab huaa tha.

Uff... Uske niche uski kamar sharm se kahi se bhi bend ho rahi thi. Sath me uss nangi kamar par ek silver dhaage ki kamar-band bandhi hui thi. Jiski lace uske kamsin bhabhiyonwali chabbi pet par jakar touch ho rahi thi.

Uske hath Kangan‐ chude se bhare hue the, aur pairo me bahot hi sexy Payal. Ye kangan aur payal uski har ek halchal par kahi se bhi Chan- Chan baj uthati.

Wow...kya najara tha?

*******

Kalu Khud itna hairaan shock tha, ki Birju ki halat kya bataaye?

Waise, Sasur jee ke hone, Naa hone ke bawjood bhi, Kalu ko kabhi nahi laga tha, ki bhabhi poori nangi hokar kisi 2 paraaye mardon kaa apne sasural me kabhi aisa swagat karegi?

****((

Kalu khud itna surprised tha ki, Birju ke toh kya hi haal?

Uske liye ye zhatka kuch jyada hi tha.
Wo toh jaan se jaate jaate bach gaya tha.

Jara socho, aapke darwaja kholte hi, ek khubsoorat haseena aapke samne poori nangi hokar aa jaaye?
Uske man me toh bass 3 sawal umad gaye. Kaise? Kyu? Kab? Inn 3 sawalo ne usko gher liya.

Ohhh...

Usne bhabhi ko parso sexy, katil, adh-nangi awtaar me dekha tha. Magar poori nangi? Nahi..

Aaj pahali baar wo iss haseena ko poori ki poori. 

Sar se lekar paav tak nangi dekh raha tha.

Ye khubsoorati dekhkar uska toh deemag kaam karna band pad gaya. Hath pair latpat kampne lage the uske.

Bhabhi ke nange jism par sabse bade highlights the, wo bhabhi ke Vishaal size wale bhare engorged mumme.

Wow...

Itne bade size wali aurat birju pahali baar dekh raha tha.

Aur unn mummon par sajati unn nukhili lambi gulabi chuchiyon kaa toh koi jawab hi nahi tha!

Itne bade shayad ho sakta hai kisi TV me dekhe gaye ho, magar itne Vishaal boobs par aisi nukhili chuchi kaa eksath combination? Birju pahali baar dekh raha tha.

*******


Thodi bahot sanse kaabu me aate hi birju ki najar bhabhi ke kamar se fisalkar bhabhi ki chut par jaa tiki.

Ufff..

Waha kaa najara dekhkar toh Birju pagal ho utha.

Nange boobs toh parso dekhe the usne, magar bhabhi ki chut dekhne kaa aaj ye pahala mouka mila tha usko.


Chote se baalon ke guchhe ke niche, bhabhi ki wo gulabi chut...uffff...ahhhaaaa...
Aur wo chut bhabhi ke 2 tangon ke beech me ekdum se pichki hui thi. Laaj se bhabhi ne dono tange kass ke pakadi hui thi.

Pichki hui hone ke bawjood unn tapore chut-lips ko jyada bachaya nahi jaa sakta tha. Bhabhi ke chut ke lips the hi itne bhare hui tapore. 

Jaise santre ke rass me bhare hue 2 fode eksath pakadkar rakhe ho.

Ufff...bhabhi ki chut ke mite hue hont dekhkar birju swarg jaa pahuncha.

Aur waha usko 2nd zhatka laga.

Haa...

Usne bhabhi ki chut bhi pahali baar dekh li thi, aur sath me unn taopre chut lips ke beecho-beech chut ki clit par lataki hui Ring ko bhi usne pahali baar dekh liya tha.

Ufff...
Ye dekhkr toh birju romanch se bhar gaya. Chut ko Jevar se saja huaa aisa kuch wo pahali baar dekh raha tha.

Sath me birju ne dekha ki, waha bass ek Ring lataki hui nahi thi, Balki uss Ring me ek choti si ungali itni lambi 2 inch "Golden chain" latak rahi thi, jiske akhir me 3-4 chote ghungaroowo kaa lachaa latak raha the.

Ufff..

Wo ghungaroon itne chote the ki, jaise Payal me lagaaye jaanewale chote chote itne. Magar ye 3-4 ghungaroowon kaa lachaa bhabhi ke Clit ko bahaar khinche rakhne ke liye kafi tha.

Iss se toh waha kaa najara aur bhi sexy ho gaya tha.

Wow....

Ye chain Chut ke beech beech hawa me latak rahi thi.

Lagata hai, bhabhi ne Ring ke 'badi asani se' dikh jaane ki poori khabardaari uthaayi thi.

Mite hue tapore uske chut ke lips me agar uski Ring chup bhi rahi ho, lekin magar usspar latakti chain kaise chup jaati?
Wo toh dikhani hi thi.

To be continued...

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[Amino]

Wah bhai bada mast update diya hai jaha kalu sab ummid chhod diya tha wahi ab bhabhi ne uski ichha puri kar di

[Vijayverma]

Superb update bro waiting for next update eagerly bro

[Voltz]

Ghar ki Marammad- Chapter 2


Part 3 -



Lagbagh 2 min gujar gaye the. Inn 2 minute me waha, Naa hi koi baat hui thi, naa hi koi apni jagah se hila tha.

Ab slow motion wala moment khatam hokar wakt real-time pe aa gaya tha.

Reality me aate hi waha ki halat bahot hi raw ho gayi. Bhabhi bahot hi uncomfortable ho gayi. Bhabhi ne paya ki samne khade 2 bhooke bhediye uske jism ke har ek ang me najare ghusakar usko aise dekh rahe the, jaise wo usko khaa jayenge.

Aise me bhabhi lajjaa se chur chur ho gayi thi.

Uske chehare par kabhi lajaa bhare expressions the, toh kabhi romanch bhare. Kabhi college ki ladakiyon ki tarah boukhlahat me wo fudak kar hass pad rahi thi. Toh dusare hi kshan apmaanit hone ke ehsas me wo chui-mui hue jaa rahi thi.

Kya sahi? Aur kya galat? Use kuch samajh me nahi aa raha tha.
Aur ab flow me aakar kaand kar toh diya tha, magar iske baad kya karna chahiye, ye bhi usko smajh me nahi aa raha tha.

Uske samne wo 4 ankhe jaise uske  jism ka har tukda scan kar rahi thi.

Bhabhi kabhi darwaje ko pakadne ki koshish kar rahi thi, toh kabhi apna pair samne lakar apni chut ko dhakne ki koshish kar rahi thi.

Toh upar apni chati par kabhi apna hath rakh kar, toh kabhi apne baalon se apne mumme dhakne ki koshish karne lagi. Kabhi wo apni ungali hoton pe tika kar kaat le rahi thi. Toh kabhi apni tongue ko hi kaat le rahi thi.


Akhir apne sasuraal me, ghar ka main darwaja kholkar, sar se paav tak puri nangi hokar, kisi 2 anjaane mardon ka swagat karna, koi aam chiz thodi thi?

Bhabhi ne 2 baar khusar- fusar kar ke dekha, magar wo 4 ankhe waise hi taade jaa rahi thi usko. Aise taadne se air unki chubhati najaron se ab toh bhabhi aur bhi jyada lajjit ho gayi.

Issbaar toh sabkuch wahi chodkar andar bhaag jaane kaa uska man kiya.

Ufff...

Magar kisi tarah usne apni sharam par kaabu kar liya, aur jo wo karne aayi thi uspar dyaan lagaya.

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Ab bhabhi unki akhon ko waise hi dekhne dete hue, apne right hand side pe 90° angle par mood gayi. Fir zhuk kar kuch rakhne aur kuch jalaane ke liye machis ki kaadiya try karne lagi.


Uske 90° right side pe mood jaane se ab bhabhi ki poori left side, unn dono ko visible ho gayi.

Ek jawani se bhara jism unke samne 90° me hill raha tha. Bhabhi ke jara se hilne par uski hath ke bagal me se uska vishal mumma fudak fudak kar uchal pad raha tha. Bend hone se wo chabbi pet kamsin mod le chuka tha. 

Aise me jara saa unki taraf bend hote hi bhabhi ka, matake jaisa bhara hua chikna left chutad unn dono ki najar me pad gaya.

Yaha Birju ko 3rd zhatka laga.

Kyunki, jaisi hi bhabhi kaa wo left chutad unn dono ne dekha, usnko saaf saaf dikhaayi diya ki, uss chutad par lal rang ki marker pen se kuch likha huaa tha.

Ohhhhh....

Piche Kalu ye phat se samajh gaya. Uski khushiya toh asmaan tak fail gayi.

Yaha, birju ankhe marodkar uss line ko ache se padhne ki koshish karne laga.

Jyada tej nahi, par kachha- pakka unn dono ko padhne-likhne ko ata tha.

Idhar bhabhi usi position me apni ek side se gand ko dikhaate hue aage kuch jalaane ki koshish kar rahi thi. Aage usne machis ki 20 kaadiya jalaakar raakh kar daali. Magar Birju ko padhane kaa poora samay diya.

Ufff...
Akhir kaar Birju wo poori line padhne me kamyaab ho hi gaya.

Ye baat bhabhi ko uske mooh se hi pata chali.

Birju ne ek ek shabd jutaakar uss line ko jor se padha tha, ki waha ke har ek ko sunaai diya.

" Mai Kalu ki bhains hu"

Ufff..

Birju ke mooh se ye line sunte hi bhabhi ki laaj double ho gayi. Use aisa laga jaise apna mooh lekar kisi paani me jaakar doob mare. Wo itna lajjit ho gayi thi.

Haa...

Sach me bhabhi ne apne left chutad par "Mai Kalu ki bhais hu" Ye line marker pen se likwayi thi.

Jab Birju ne Kalu kaa naam bhabhi ki gand par dekha, toh wo hairat bhari, aur jalan bhari najaro se kalu ki taraf dekhne laga.

Uske ankho me dikhne wali hairat, aur jalan dekhkar kalu ghamand me muskura gaya. Wo aise style me khada ho gaya birju ke samne, ki jaise wo iss duniya kaa Raja hai. Jaise usne saari duniya jeet li hai.

Birju uski adhinta bilkul samajh gaya. Aur ab fir se bhabhi ki gand ko dekhne laga.
Ye ek bada shock tha Birju ke liye.

**********

Magar itna hi nahi tha.

Agale hi pal Birju ko 4th zhatka laga.

Issbaar sharm se murzhaate huee bhabhi kuch jyada hi unki taraf bend ho gayi. Bend hone ke sath sath apne dono tangon ke beech pakadi hui kisi chiz ko bhi chod diya tha.

Uffff...

Wo unki taraf itna bend ho gayi thi, ki dusari side kaa chutad bhi halka dikhne me aaya.

Iska matlab, bhabhi ne lagbagh apni poori gand unki taraf kar di thi aur dikha di thi.

Ab iss se dikha ye, Ki Bhabhi ki 'Poonch'

Ufff..

Haa.haa...

Sach me.

Bhabhi ne kalu ke suggestions ke bilkul mutabik, apna wo 'poonch' wala 'Ass-Plug' pahana huaa tha.

Ufff..

Haa..haa.. wo wahi tha, jo uske pati ne usko lagaataar 5 din tak pahanaya tha.

Bhabhi ki gand me Poonch dekhte hi Birju apni jagah par uchal pada. Aaj wo apni jindagi me bahot kuch pahali baar dekh raha tha. Wo hairtangej hokar bass tithar- bithar dekhne laga tha. Aur samajhne ki koshish kar raha tha, ki uske samne ye sab kya ho raha hai?

Bhabhi ki poonch dekhkar Kalu bhi bada khush ho utha.


Ache se dedaar hone dene ke baad kahi jakar bhabhi wo chiz jala paayi thi. Jo wo jalaane ki koshish kar rahi thi.

Wo kya tha unn dono ko bhi pata chala jab bhahhi ne usko uthakar samne hath me pakada.

Wo ek 'Diya' tha.
Bhabhi ke hath me "Aarti" thi, aur usme wo jalta huaa "Diya".

Haa...
Bhabhi ne Mehmaano ke Swagat kaa indian tareeka ekdum poori tayaari ke sath sajaya tha.

Yahi toh bhabhi ki specialty thi. Wo jo bhi karti thi, wo sab asaliyat jaisa karne ki koshish karti.

Ab wo unke samne fir se khadi ho gayi. Issbaar uske hath me Aarti aur usme jalta huaa diya tha.

Oh..my..hod..

Bhabhi nangi hokar ab unn dono ki Aarti utaarne wali thi!!

Adat ke nusaar usne apne baal piche lekar apna pallu sar pe odh lene ko hath upar kiya. Magar bhabhi ko jald pata chala, ki wo toh poori nangi hai. Iska ehsas hote hi wo sharm se chur chur ho gayi. Upar liya huaa hath waise hi niche laakar ab nangi hi unn dono ki Aarti utaarne lagi.

Pahale "1 rupayee kaa Coin" unn dono ke sar se utaar kar purab disha me ghar ke angan me fek diya. Aur ab unki Aarti utaarne lagi.

Waha jo bhi kuch ho raha tha, wo sab dekhkar wo dono hakka-bakka hairaan reh gaye the.

Akhir me unn dono ko bhabhi ne apne hath se 1-1  Gulab-jaamun bharwaya.

Kuch iss style me bhabhi ne unka mooh meetha kara tha.

Wow....

Akhir me wo Aarti niche rakh kar Bhabhi ne apane hath samne eksath jodkar pranam ki mudra me aakar boli.

Bhabhi-  Welcome to our home. Apka swagat hai.

Pichle 10minute ke sannate ko kuch iss kadar bhabhi ne toda tha.

Ab,
Agale hi pal, bhabhi mood gayi, aur ho sake utni raftaar se waha se bhaag gayi.

Bhagati hui bhabhi ke matakte hue chutad dhadaam-dhoom takraate hue unke darmiya ki poonch ko udaate jaa rahe the.

Ohhhh...

Ye dono bhukkad wahi dekhte reh gaye.

Unn nachte hue chutad par wo likhi " Mai Kalu ki bhains hu" line, jaise hass rahi thi.

Wo dekhkar Birju putputa gaya.

"MAI KALU KI????"

Wo sochte reh gya.
Tabtak bhabhi kitchen me bhaag chuki thi.


Sawalo se bhari Birju ki shakal dekh Kalu bola.

Kalu - Are pata hai, pata hai. hame pata hai tum kaa soch rhe ho!!..bhains### isika matlab naa?
Ha..ha..ha..Fikr mat kar. Thodi der me pata hi chalega tumko.

Fir apne aap par ghamand kaa maaj dikhaate hue kalu bolne laga.

Kalu- Kaa samja tha hamka? Hum bhi sasura koi chiz hai. Uss din kaa keh rahe the? Amiron ki duniya? Ghanta amiron ki. Sasura hum garib huaa toh kaa huaa? Majdoor huaa toh kaa huaa? Kala huaa toh kaa huaa? Apni baat hi alag hai sasura. Humare andar andruni Shakti hai. Hum kisi ko bhi vash me kar sakat hai. Tumne toh dekh hi liya. Samjhe kaa? Toh kal se Kaluwa nahi, balki Kalu shet bolneka mujhko. Samjhe kaa?


Uski baat ko agree karte hue birju ne haa ne gardan hilaayi.

Birju- Haa. Shet. Kalu shet.



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Ab wo dono ghar ke andar aa gaye.

Kalu sabse pahale bhaagkar kitchen me aa gaya.

Bhabhi wahi khadi thi. Kitchen me aakar usne apne kapade pahan liye the.

Ek green color ki silk saree, aur uspar matching black blouse tha.

Kalu bina kuch bole pahale toh aage badha. Aur apne hath ki thaili samne dete hue bola.


Kalu- Ye lijiye Machali.

Ab wo Fish ki plastic thaili samne rakh kar wo 4 kadam piche chala gya. Aur ab kal ki tarah ghutno pe baithkar bhabhi ke samne apna sar zhuka liya.


Fir kalu bolne laga.

Kalu- Hey bhagwaann!!! Ye kaa tha? Baap re baap. Aap toh??? Ab kaa hi bole? Marte marte bache hai hum dono.
Kasam se hamka jara saa bhi nahi laga tha ki aap hamri baat kaa itna sach maan baithegi, aur sach me aisa kuch kaand kar degi. Kaa bawal aurat ho aap? Kaa daringbaaz aurat ho aap? Aapke jaisa koi nahi.

Lambi sans lekar wo fir se bolne laga.

Kalu- Honge bade bade Raja, maharaja...Ya fir kitna bhi khass atithi mahoday koi, Par inn 2 fakiron ka jaisa Amir? Naa..Naa.. in do fakiron kaa jaise huaa hai, Ye aaj tak ke Manav itihass ka sabse bada swagat hai. Keh de rahe hai.
Kamal..Mere pass labj nahi hai.. bass kamal, bawal, malamal...sasura aur kaa hi kahe?
Hum toh maan gya jee. Aap hi sabse badi quwieen ho..aapke takkar kaa koi hai hi nahi. ###&&&%%%₹₹###

Kalu bhabhi ki tareefon ke pool bandhe jaa rha tha. Magar fir bhi uski tarif khatam honekaa naam nahi le rahi thi.


Idhar bhabhi kaa thik ulta haal tha.
Wo uski tareef sun bhi nahi rahi thi.
Usko toh apne kiye par badi sharm aur pachatawa ho raha tha.

Wo badi sharminda toh thi, Magar sath me uske andar ki chul ne bada enjoy bhi kya tha. Wo confuse state me darwaje par unn dono ki halat ko yaad kar ke gaalo me hi has bhi rahi thi.

Kalu- Magar kaisan? Ye kaise sambhav huaa bhabhi? Aapke bade sasur?

Issbaar kalu ko bina dekhe hi bhabhi ne jawab diya.
Bhabhi - Ufff... wo aanewale hi the. Magar abhi thodi der pahale hi unka call aya tha.

Kalu- Kaa call aya tha? Bhabhi?

Kalu sanse rokkar poochne laga.

Toh,
Issbaar bhabhi ne naughty tarike se jawab dete hue kaha.

Bhabhi- Pata nahi, ekdum se unki tabiyat kharaab hui. Pet me kuch gadbadi, shayad.  Bol rahe the dawakhana jaakar aata hu. Toh maine hi bol diya ki, unki ye bahu sab samhaal legi, aap tension naa le. Aap aaram kre.


Ye sunte hi kalu aisa khush ho utha, jaise ye uski duniya kaa sabse bada awasar hai. Wo kisi chote bacche ki tarah kid kid kar naachne laga.

Uska ye naach dekhkar bhabhi hasne lagi.

To be continued...

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[Voltz]

[Voltz]

[Amino]

Wah bhai kya gajab kar diya bhabhi ne apne chutad par kalu ki bhains hone ka declare kar diya aur pooch wala ass plug bhi pehan kar unka nange hokar arti utar kar swagat kiya bhai maza agaya ab aage kya hoga dekhte hai kalu aur kya karega bhabhi ke sath aur bhabhi bhi aur kya2 kar jati hai wo dekhne layak hoga bhai agla update jald dena aur bhabhi ka kalu se chudai bhi jald karana

[Vijayverma]

Super likhte ho tum bhai waiting for next update eagerly bro