Adultery Sanskari Lilly - Vitamin Bhabhi! ( Daily diary of lily's fantasy world)

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[Marishka]

Jabardast update..

Maja aa gaya.

Ab kuch naya lao dear.. Thoda aage bhi baat badhao.

Bhabhi aur kaalu ko ek naye riste me bandhvao.

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bahut hi mast story hai

[Voltz]

Part 2



Unka ye majakiya sambhashan kuch aur hi mod le gaya tha.

Kalu- Dekha bhabhi jee?...aise kaale naag se bachaya hai aapko.

Bhabhi- Bachaaya bol rahe hai?


Fir bhabhi ne piche, idhar udhar zhank liya.
Waha asspass koi nahi hai iska pushtikaran karne ke baad boli.

Bhabhi- "Aap toh apni alag khichdi paka rahe the kalu jee. Haayee....aapne toh ulta muzhe bilkul uske samne litaya tha. Uff...Ise bachana kahate hai? Bacha rahe the ki, marwana cahahte the? ye toh aap hi jaane?"

Bhabhi ne ek randipana wali ada dikhaayi aur naak marod li.
Fir aage boli.

Bhabhi- Wo toh meri nanad ne sahi time pe bacha liya muzhko, warna wo Naag toh??? Ufff...Haayee...

Kalu- kab ka bil me ghuss jata...
Kalu phataak se bol pada.

Bhabhi- Uiiiiiiiiii........Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...chup rahe.. Ek number ke battmiz ho aap....mere kahane kaa matlab tha ki wo naag toh kaat leta muzhe..aap bhi naa....

Kalu bass hasne laga.
Kalu- Haa..ha..ha..ha..

Jab time aur aisa mahol bhabhi ke hisaab ka hota hai, toh bhahi bahot hi mood me aa jaati thi.

Bhabhi- "Haayee....Fir pata nahi kaha kaha dunk marta? Mai toh mar hi jaati. Ufff....Wo toh sahi wakt pe Divya aayi.. warna...Kal toh mai loot hi chuki thi. Baal baal bachi hu. Ufff..."

Ek toh bhabhi aise andaaz me aur dhimi kamsin awaj me batiyaa rahi thi, aur duja ki aisi double meaning wali baate. Usme ab Saap ke aise bedhadak jikar se kalu ka kala naag toh phir se jaagne laga. Jaagne laga kya jaag hi gaya.  Wo jaagkar phat se khada ho gaya.

 Kalu turant kamar se bend hokar tilmila saa hokar bola

Kalu- Haa. Aap toh bach gayi. Par aapke jaane ke baad uss kaale naag ne apna poora ghussa mujhpar utaar diya. Kaa bataaye bhabhi, kitna tadpaya? Kitna rulaya? Ye toh hum hi janat hai. Din bhar pakadkar baithe the bass. Kaha, kaha aur kis, kis par jahar ugalta raha, ye toh hum hi ko pata hai.

Kalu ki iss baat ne bhabhi ko hasa hi diya.

Bhabhi- Ufff..aap bhi naa...ha..ha..ha..

Fir tabhi apne naughty andaaz me haste hue boli..

Bhabhi- Haa.. Ab saap ki jaat hi waisi hoti hai. Ab jahar ugal diya hai toh, ab thoda shant hoga. Aap tension naa le.

Aisa bolkar bhabhi fir wahi andaaj me has padi.
Bhabhi- Ha..ha..hamm...


Kalu- Haa..par ab dekhte hai kitni der tak khamosh rahta hai? Par bhabhi, aap jara bachake rahana. Wo saap ne jahar toh ugal diya hai..par wo abhi bhi dar-badar bhatak raha hai. Use kisi bil ki talash hai.....

Bill sunte hi bhabhi chounk gayi.

Haa....
pyaari samajh gayi thi.
Ek alag tarah se sharminda hokar bhabhi ne kahi aur apani najare ghuma li. Fir dusari taraf waise hi dekhte boli.

Bhabhi- Acha?

Kalu- Ha..toh kaa majak kahat hai? Khass kar ke aap jara samhal kar rahe....
Wo kaa hai ki, use jara ek khaas mulayam, garm aur bahut hi gahare bill ki talash hai.

Ye sunkar toh bhabhi ko aisa laga jaise kisine use nanga kar diya ho.
Wo hayya se kalu se najare chupaate waise hi khadi rahi thi, ke tabhi kalu bola

Kalu - " Aur bhabhiyonki ki ye khasiyat toh aap khud ne hi bataayi thi muzhe. Aapne hi kaha tha, ki unki gehraaiyon ka koi mukabla nahi.
Aur aapko bataaye toh Maine bilkul aisa hi ek bil yaha kal dekha hai. Toh aap khass karke jara bachke rahiye."

Bhabhi ne chedi baat ko kalu aur geharai me le gaya.

Bil kaa jikar sunte hi bhabhi ekdum hadbadaa gayi. Use badi asahaj laaj lag gayi. 

Bhabhi- " Haayee....Tab toh lagta hai kisi safere ko bulana padega ab. Koi mantr- tantr foonk de?"

Bhabhi ne apni laaj ko samhalte hue badi chalakhi se baat ghumaayi thi.

Kalu- Bhabhi ye mantr-tantr se bhaagne wala Saap nahi hai. Asali 10 numbari kaliya Naag hai. Kahe toh kaliya kaa hi Naag keh lo.
Ab pata nahi aapne kal dekha ki nahi? Par suchit kar rahe hai, aage kisi bhi pal dikh sakta hai.

Uske iss shabd se bhabhi ke ankho ke samne ekdum se kal kaa najara khada ho gaya. Uska wo ghinona laar tapkata motha kala lund fir se bhabhi ko yaad aya. Use yaad kar ke uska toh ekdum se dil dhadak gaya. Uske chehare par ghin glbhar gayi. Sach me wo 10numbari kaliya Naag hi tha.
Uske lund ko sochkar bhabhi ghin toh khaa chuki thi, par pata nahi anjaane me ek baar hass kyu padi? Par jald hi apni hasi ko chupaa lete hue usne kalu se bhi najare chupa li.

Bhabhi sharm se chur chur thi, par apani baat ko jari rakhate hue boli

Bhabhi- Haayee..ab mai kya karu?

Mathe par hath rakh kar banawati pareshaani dikhaate hue boli gayi iss baat ne kalu ke liye naye dwar aur awasar khol diye the.

Kalu- Aur ek baat pata hai?

Bhabhi- kya?

Kalu- Wo saap thoda dara huaa hai.. toh wo aise bil ki talash me hai, specially jaha jyada zhadiya hai.

Ye sunte hi bhabhi ne aisa reaction diya tha, jaise usne kisi kacche aam ka bite le liya tha.
Issbar bhabhi asali lajjit hui. Issbaar toh seedha uspar personal attack huaa tha. Wo chounk kar mooh chupaa baithi. Bhabhi ke chehar par Shock, Lajja aur Romanch teeno milkar eksath aaye the.
Wo uske expressions hi bata gaye ki zhadiyonka matlab kya hai?

Itna sharma gayi ki thodi der kuch bol hi nahi paayi.

Kalu uski halat ke maje lete hue thik bhabhi ke chut ke upar ankhe gada kar dekhne laga.

Iss se toh bhabhi aur bhi sharminda ho gayi.
Bhabhi man hi man sochne lagi- Haayeee? Isne Kab dekh liya? Shayad photo nikalte wakt poori nangi ho gayi thi tab?..ufff..??? Par maine toh poori tarah se chupa liya tha? Fir? Hayee..tu bhi naa lilly...uske samne tu poori nangi gui thi..ab kya hi bachaati???


Par kalu ne toh pahale hi, matlab  doodh nikalte samay hi dekh liya the uski zaate. Petticoat ki uss hole se.

Bhabhi- Are photo se yaad aya..Kal ke photo?

Bhabhi ne baat ko ghumane ki koshish ki.

Kalu- Photo? Yaha photo ki kisne baat ki hai? Mai toh zhadiyon ki baat kar raha hu.

Bhabhi- "Chup rahiye.... muzhe photo ki yaad aa gayi. Haayeee..mai bhi naa pagal hi hu! Bina soche samjhe kuch bhi kar baithati hu, aur aise khudko kasaai ke khunthe par band leti hu. Ufff..haayee lilly , tu bhi naa....Ab bhugato!"

Fir apne par hi ghussa jatate hue bhahhi aage boli.
Bhabhi- "Haayee.... Kitne saare nikaale hai? Aur..aur...aur.. safe rakhe hai naa aapne?

Bhabhi ne dar ke maare poocha...

Ispar Kalu kisi chaalbaaz ki tarah rahasymay hasne laga. Uski iss hasi se toh bhabhi aur bhi dar gayi.

Bhabhi- Dekhiye..Ankh band kar ke bharosa ki hu aap par. Ek suhagan apne sasural walon ki soche bina apni poori izzat aapke hath me de baithi hai. Ummid hai koi galat fayda naa uthaya jaaye.

Bhabhi ne bebasi aur pareshaani ka bhaav laate hue apni baat rakh di.

Bhabhi kaa rotalu chehara dekhkar ab kalu bola.

Kalu- Are bhabhi jee. Ye kya bol rahe ho? Gaddari? Aur wo bhi aapse? Aur agar aisan hi koi baat hai, toh bhi hum aisa karenge bhi kayeko? Akkal ka paidal hu, par Akkal ka mara nahi. Jaan de denge, par aapse gaddari nahi karenge. Mere pass poori tarah surakshit hai aapka dharovar.

Bhabhi- Ufff....ohhhhh......Haa. ummid toh yahi hai.

Ek lambi saany dete bhabhi ne bhi uspar bharosa jataya.

Kalu- par niji istmaal toh kar sakte hai naa?

Shatir kalu ne chalakhi dikhaate hue haskar poocha.

Bhabhi sharma gayi...

Bhabhi- Ufff..aap bhi naa..maar khaoge...

Kalu- Are bhahhi jee.. iske liye toh maar hi maar khayenge. Ha..ha..ha..

Bhabhi- Uffff...aap bhi naa...Bade badmash ho. Chup rahe ab. Mai yaha photos ko lekar pareshaan hui jaa rahi hu, aur inka yaha??..###%%###...

Kalu- Are sharma kaahe rahe hai, batayiye...

Bhabhi- Ishhh...sharma kaha rahi hu? Ulta ghussa hu....Aur ufff...kya bataaye?

Kalu- Yahi jo poocha hai. Niji istmal kar sakat hai ki naahi?


Bhabhi todi der koi jawab de naa payi. Fir kuch sochkar wahi shararat dikhaate hue boli.

Bhahhi- Uff.. aur agar karte bhi honge toh muzhe kaise pata chalnewala hai? Ab private me aap apne mobile ke sath kya kya karte hai ye hum kaise jaane? Toh ab mere NAA aur HAA se kya hai?  Aap thodi ruknewale hai? Ab mai toh maan ke chali hu ki, jabtak muzhe pata nahi hai mere liye toh wahi baat hai, ki "Andekha chor Raja barabar." Aapki marji..."Anjaan kaa kya apraadh maane ab?"


Kalu- Haa..bilkul sahi kaha aapne. Yahi toh hum chahat hai. Anjaane ka apraadh ab kya kare? Aur Chale pata bhi chala toh bhi kya hai? Akhir bhains toh meri hi hai. Toh malik soche yaa dekhe. Hai naa?

Kalu daring karte hue iss baat ko deep le jaane ki koshish kar raha tha.

Bhabhi ne iss baat kaa koi jawab nahi diya.

Kalu- Boliye naa?

Bhabhi- Kya bolu?

Kalu- Jo pooche hai. Warna photos kaa sochna padega kuch. Ha.ha..ha..
Kalu ne majak karte hue bola.

Bhabhi- What??? Maar khaoge...

Kalu- Aree..nahi nahi....aap befikar rahe. Aapke photo surakshit hai..
Bass aap bataaye...

Bhabhi- Aji kya?

Kalu- Yahi ki, fark nahi padana chahiye naa?

Bhabhi- Ufff..aap bhi naa..

Kalu- Bataaye....

Bhabhi- Ufff..aap bhi naa..baat ko pakadkar baith jaate ho....

Kalu- Ho. Bhains ki lath pakdkar baithna padata hai, tabhi doodh milta hai...ha..ha..ha...ab bataaye...

Akhir pareshaan hote hue bhahi bol padi.

Bhabhi- Aap maanoge nahi naa? Aur kya puch rahe hai? Souda toh aap hi ne kiya hai naa? Toh fir se kya puch rahe hai? Ab isme bataane wali baat hi kya reh gayi hai?

Bhabhi ka ye jawab sunkar kalu khush ho gaya.

Kalu- Ahhhaa.... Ab ise kahate hai asali jawab. Ise kahate hai asali baat...wahhhh...kya baat kahi hai.....hamara souda...bilkul sahi...aap toh kabki meri bhains ban chuki ho. Hamne toh aapko kharid rakha hai sasura. Poore 1500 diye hai..


1500 sunkar bhabhi ne naak chadhakar hunn bhar li.

Bhabhi- Hunn..

Bhabhi ke chehre ki ye ada dekhkar Kalu ne toh ek flying kiss hi de dala.

Uska chumma dekh bhabhi chounk gayi.
Usne turant idhar udhar, aage piche sab jagah dekha.

Fir tevari chadhate hue hath dikhakar boli

Bhabhi- Shuuu.what the fuck??? Kya kar rahe ho?...Shut up...maar khaoge...

Par harami kalu ne aur ek flying kiss barsa di.
Kalu ne pahale hi aaju baaju dekh liya tha. Waha koi nahi tha.


Bhabhi- Shuuu...ye kya kar rahe hai? Koi dekh liya toh? Just shut up..

Kalu- Haa..toh dekhne do. Hum apni bhains ko pyaar nahi kar sakte kya?

Aisa bolte wakt uss harami kalu ne jeb se apna mobile nikal liya. Fir usko kholkar photos gallery me gaya. Aur bhabhi ki ek photo open kar li. Fir mobile ulta pakadte hue bhabhi ki wo nangi photo hath upar kar ke dikhaane laga.

Uske mobile ko dekhte hi bhabhi jabardast dar gayi. Wo dekhte hi niche dab gayi. Aur fir se yaha waha dekhne lagi ki koi hai toh nahi naa???

Bhabhi- Ufff..what the fuck...


Turant appatti jattate hue bhabhi ne wo mobile chin lene ki koshish ki.

Par shatir kalu ne wo mobile bacha liya.
Fir uske baad apna wo mobile usne apne shairt ke andar daalte hue chaati se pakad liya aur uss photo ko apni chaati se ragadne laga.

Kalu- Aisan niji istmaal ki toh permisan mil chuki hai humka. Ha..ha..ha..

Uski ye harkat dekhkar bhabhi ne ghussa jatate hue " Maar khaoge" bolte hue usko mobile chupaane ki bolne lagi.
Fir bhi wo harami kalu maje le raha tha.


Bhabhi- Ufff...bahot huaa aapka. Dheel de di toh ghar hi khaa jaaoge mera?  Ungali de di toh hath hi pakade hai. Bass huaa..koi niji istmaal nahi, kuch nahi.. Aap turant mere photos delete kare.. bahot huaa aapka.

Issbaar kalu ne mobile bahar nikal liya aur jeb me rakhte hue bola.

Kalu- Are..majak kar raha tha. Aur aap itna kaahe dar rahi hai? Koi nahi hai yaha.

Bhabhi- Wo kuch nahi. Aapki harkate toh badhati hi jaa rahi hai. Ye sasural ghar hai mera. Wakt bataake nahi aata. Kitni baar kaha hai ki thoda savdhaani aur tameej se raho? Khass kar ke jab ghar me log ho. Par aap hai ki...

Kalu- Are aap fikar naa kariye. Hum bhi kabse najare gadaaye rakhe hai. Aise hi thodi kud padenge?

Bhabhi- Wo kuch nahi. Muzhe ye bada risky lag raha hai. Aap turant mere photos delete karwa dijiye. Koi niji istmaal nahi, koi bahari istmaal nahi. Bass delete krwa do.

Kalu- Are..mere pass surakshit hai. Aap tension naa le. Aisa kuch nahi hoga.

Bhabhi- Kaha naa delete karwa dijiye..

Kalu- Are bhabhi ...Bass niji istmaal ke liye nahi hai ye photo saare. Kaam ke liye hai.

Bhabhi- Kaam? Kaisa kaam??

Kalu- Areee..aap dar gayi....Aisa waisa kaam nahi, aap tension naa le. Wo doodhwale ke dhande ke kaam ke liye hai. Matlab hamri dairy ke kaam ke liye hai.

Bhabhi- What?

Kalu- Bhabhi, bhains ki photo aur kisi kaam ke liye istmaal ki jaati hai.

Bhabhi- kiss liye?

Kalu- Bhains ke soude ke liye..

Bhabhi- Souda? Aur konsa souda?

Kalu- "Are..Agar fir se usko kisiko bechna ho toh? Ek baar doodh kum ho jaaye toh kaahe boj lena? Fir toh hamari dairy ko nuksaan hi hai. Sab bhainson ke sath aisa hi toh hota hai.
jab use bechna ho..toh kharidne wale ko pahale photo dikaane ke kaam ayegi."




Jaisa hum janate hai ki kalu bada shatir khiladi tha. Ab tak usne bhabhi ki Nass ache se pakad li thi. 
Wo itna toh jaan gaya tha, ki bhabhi ko kiss baat se sachmuch wala ghussa ata hai, aur kiss baat se zhutmuth kaa. Aur wo ye bhi jaan gaya tha ki ye zhutmuth ka ghussa bhabhi ko ek alag romanch bhi deta hai. Wo ache se janata tha ki, bhains, doodh, bechna, kharidna, khuleaam, double meaning wali niji baate, inn sab se bhabhi ko ek alag baicheni milti.

Ab yahi dekhe, ghussel bhabhi ke samne fir se bechne ki baat kar ke usne bhabhi ko bechein kar diya.



Bhabhi tevari chadhake boli.

Bhabhi- Haa..haa.. kyu nahi.. becho...aur photo kyu dikhaani? Seedha poster hi chapwa lo.

Kalu- Wahhh..kya idea di hai bhabhi jee. Yaha Ranaji ke ghar ki deewar pe hi laga dete hai. Kaisa rahega?

Bhabhi ghusse me aagbabula hote hue boli.

Bhabhi- Haa..haa.. kyu nahi...laga dijiye...Aur koi kasar kyu chodni?

Bhabhi ka chehara ghusse se gulabi laal ho gaya tha. 


Kalu- Aree? Lagata hai aap sachmuch ghussa ho gayi? Are majak karat hai bhabhi jee. Sasura hum pagal hai kya?

Bhabhi- Wo kuch nahi,  delete karwa dijiye abhi ke abhi..

Kalu- Are bhabhi jee? Aap toh sachmuch ghussa kar gayi? Yaa sachmuch dar gayi?

Bhabhi- Haa...ghussa bhi hu aur dari bhi hu. Aap delete karwa de bass...

Kalu- Aree..saarriii...jee...

Bhabhi- wo thik hai, delete karwa de.

Kalu- Jee, wo toh thik lekin...pr bhabhi?  ihhh toh aapki photo hai hi nahi?

Bhabhi - What? 

Kalu- Haa..

Bhabhi- Toh kisiki hai???

Kalu- Wo hamari pyaari uski hai.

Bhabhi ne sandeh bhari swar me poocha.

Bhabhi- Kiski?

Kalu- Are hai koi aur ek bhains.

Bhabhi- Aur ek bhains? Muzhko chodkar?
( Aurat ki jalan )

Apni soutan sunkar bhabhi kaa photo wala  ghussa turant thanda pad gaya, aur uske chehare par aurat ki jalan dikhne lagi.

Kalu- Kahe? Doodhwala hu..toh aur bhi toh bhains ho sakti hai?

Bhabhi- Stop it...batao kiski hai? Dikhaayiye yaha...

Kalu- Nahi..nahi..jaise aapki personal hai waise uski bhi personal hai. Hum nahi dikha sakte.

Bhabhi- Kaha naa dikhaayiye???...layiye mobile... dekhne dijiye...

Kalu- Nahi..nahi...

Bhabhi issbaar chidh gayi.

Bhabhi- Dikhaayiye..warna nikal jaayiye yaha se.. jayiye fir... aapki dusari bhains ke pass..

Kalu- Are kaise jaaye? Uska bhi yahi ghar hai...

Bhabhi- What? Matlab?

Kalu - Aree..bhabhi jee.. Mai 'Lilly' ki baat kar raha hu..aapke andar ki Lilly. Ha..ha..ha..ha..

Kalu ne haste hue majakiya andaaj me bola.

Kalu- Ab samjhi dusari bhains? Ye saare photos uske hi toh hai? Uski badoulat hi toh mile muzhe ye. Warna aap kaha khichne deti?

Bhabhi- Achaa??..toh jaayiye naa usike pass. Itni hi tareef kar rahe hai toh?

Bhabhi ne naak foolakar bola.

Kalu- Haa...bilkul....hamari Lilly ka koi jawab nahi! Toh tareef toh karenge hi hum! Lakh lakh pranam usko. Wo baaki auraton se bilkul alag hai. Dabang bindhast hai. Tasvire hi nahi, balki bhains ka souda bhi uski wajah se ho paya tha. Aur uss bhains ka doodh bhi uski ki badoulat mila hai. Aur kal bhi maine hi bulawa kiya tha, warna hame toh kal andar aane ki bhi permission nahi thi. Bhala ho uss Lilly kaa! Bass baat ye hai ki andar hi kahi chupi rehti hai hai. Uski malkin bahar aane hi nahi deti use?

Uske andar ke randipana ki aisi tareef sunkar bhabhi ka abtak kaa ghussa thoda nam gaya tha.

Kalu ke mooh se lilly ki ye tareef sunkar Issbaar bhabhi toh halka hass hi padi.



Unn dono ko pata tha ki wo aisa betuka topic discuss kar rahe the, jiska koi matlab nahi hai. Bass ek baat ko pakadkar dusari baat bole jaa rahe the. Har baat ke aage unka wo sambhashan kisi aur mod tak pahunch raha tha.


Kalu- Bhabhi jee pliijjjj...... Bulaiye toh jara..uske bina rangat nahi.

Bhabhi- Bilkul nahi. Ab nahi aayegi wo. Maine itni dant lagayi hai usko, ki wo koso door chali gayi hai. Pagal aurat bina soche kuch bhi kar baithati hai. Aur bhugatna hamko padta hai. Ab yahi dekhiye naa....aise gande photo koi aurat kisiko khichne deti hai kya? Aisa bhala ek suhagan apne sasural me karti hai kya? Ye shobha deta hai kya kisi bahu ko?



Aisa bolte bolte issbar chaturaai se bhabhi ne kalu ke hath se mobile hi chin liya.

Uska mobile khulaa hi tha.
Bhabhi ne turant mobile kholkar gallery kaa access liya.

Ab gallery kholkar photos dekhne lagi.

Uffff..
khud ke apne wo photos...
Wo aitihasik photos!!!!
Ufff...


Bhabhi- Haayee...aise hi open me rakhe hai aapne? Koi password bhi nahi? UFF...Kisine dekh liyaa toh? Haayee lilly, tu bhi naa kya kar baithi hai?

Kalu- "Nahi..nahi..wo passwar pisswad  hamka nahi aata. Par aap fikar naa kare. hum isko apni baniyaan ki jeb me rakahta hu hamesha. waha kon hath dalkar lega sasura?

Bhabhi- Wo kuch nahi. Aapko password toh lagana tha naa? Ufff.....Waise ab jaroorat bhi nahi. Waise bhi mai delete karne jaa rahi hu.

Kalu- Par sune toh?

Bhabhi- Kuch nahi..

Bhabhi peeth dikhaate hue kalu se 2 kadam door chali gayi.

Kalu- "Haa..thik hai. Kar dijiye...Agar aapko nahi chahiye toh hum kuch nahi bolenge. Aapke khilaaf 1 harkat bhi nahi. Waise bhi aapne hi khinchne diye the. Rakhe? yaa nikaal dijiye?
Par, sach bataau toh jab se isne aapke photo le liye hai, tabse sasura kuch jyada hi nakhare dikhaae laga hai? Sasura jaldi khulta hi nahi. Apni marji se darwaja kholat hai. Apni marji se kuch bhi karat hai."

Kalu ki iss baat par bhabhi hass padi. Fir haste hue boli.

Bhabhi- ufff..are Kalu jee. Wo meri photo lene ki wajah se nahi. Balki shayad aapki memory full huii hogi? Isliye hang ho raha hai aapka mobile. Kuch video, photo delete karwane padenge.

Fir kalu ki taraf dekhte hue boli.

Bhabhi- Dekhe, aapka mobile bhi delete karne ko bol raha hai. Ha..ha..ha..ha..


Kalu- Aisan kya?? Toh fir jo uchit samjhe aap. Par pahale ek dafa aapke photo dekh toh lijiye. Kitne pyaare aaye hai..Aapke andar ki Lilly ne toh faad ke rakh diya hai. Koi heroine bhi mukable me nahi hai aapke.

Bhabhi- Achaa??? Haa..ha.....wahi dekh rahi hu...uss Lilly ke hi Pratap.

Mobile kaa folder open karne se lekar hi bhabhi apne photos dekhne lagi thi.

Ufff..
Kya photos the???

Pahala photo dekhte hi bhabhi ke mooh se nikla tha, "Ufff..ohh my..god...Tu bhi naa lilly????"

Bhabhi kaa chehara shock se bhar gay tha. Uski Ankhon ki putliya itni badi ho gayi thi ki, jaise maan lo wahi jaakar kisi ek photo ko dhak legi.


Masti me usne photos toh de diye the, par ab unhi ko dekhkar wo pachtawa khaakar shock ho rahi thi...


To be continued....

[Marishka]

Mast update..

Waiting for next..

Thoda aur long update dijiye pls

[Voltz]

Ufff..
Kya photos the???

Pahala photo dekhte hi bhabhi ke moo se nikla tha.
Bhabhi- Ufff..ohh my..god...Tu bhi naa lilly????

Bhabhi kaa chehara shock se bhar gay tha. Uski Ankhon ki putliya itni badi ho gayi thi ki, jaise maan lo wahi jaakar kisi ek photo ko dhak legi.



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Part 3


Isko saaf saaf Pachatawa nahi keh sakte balki ek romanchkari guilty bol sakte hai.
Kyunki khudke aise photos dekh kar bhabhi khud ko koste hue gulabi bhi ho rahi thi.

Wo kisi porn side ke nange photos ki tarah ek ek photos dekhne lagi.

Ufff..

Kya bala ke pose diye the usne?
Kasam se kya hot pose diye the bhabhi ne.

Wo kiss had tak besharam ho rakhi thi kal, ye darsal aaj nasha utarne ke baad bhabhi ko pata chal raha tha.
Jaise jaise ek ek photos dekhna shuru kiye, waise waise  uske chehare par shocking expressions umadne lage.

Kuch kuch photos me toh aisi pose aur aisi ada thi, ki wo dekh kar bhabhi khud hairaani bhara mooh bana rahi thi.
Uff..
Par bhale hi pose kaisi bhi aur nangi kitni bhi ho, par apne main spots chupaane me bhabhi kamyaab rahi thi.

Rahi baat uske pubic hairs ki toh kuch 1 , 2 photos me halki bahari chata kahi zhalak rahi thi. Baaki apne hath ke panje se ache se chupaa saki thi apne har ek pose me.

Tabhi usne ek photo dekha. Iss photo ko dekh kar bhabhi chounk gayi. Usne jara zhom kar ke bariki se dekha,  toh paya ki hath ki ungaliyon ke beech uski chut ki kada halki si nazar aa rahi thi.

Ufff...
Use dekhkar bhabhi bada asahaj ho gayi.
Par uske agla photo dekh kar toh wo asali asahaj ho uthi.

Ye agala hoto tha, jisme bhabhi ne piche se pose dekar khinchwaya tha. Usme wo kisi bhains ki taraf kamar se bend ho rakhi thi. Aur apne ek hath se pichwada chupaa liya tha. Par uss photo me ungaliyon ke beech itni fat nirman hui thi, ki usme se bhabhi ke chut ke hont ka mansal tukda bade ache se dikh raha tha. Pahale photo se doguna. 
Iss photo ko dekhakar bhabhi shock reh gayi.
Bhabhi Sharmsaar hokar hairaani bhari ankho se use zhoom karke dekhne lagi.

Uff..
Par tabhi kuch aisa dekhte hi uske hath kaa mobile kamp gaya. Wo mobile girte girte bach gaya. Wo badi sharminda ho gayi. Kyunki uss chut ke hont ke upari sar pr ek ring ki halki aahat dikhaai padi.
Wo uski clit ring ki dhundhali si zhalak thi.

Bhabhi ne wo dekhte hi pakade jaane ki mudra banaate hue wo mobile sine se laga liya.
Uska dhak dhak seena uss mobile ko bhi zhula gaya.

Wo kuch pal ke liye apna wo photo chupaati rahi.

Par tabhi uske khurapati diamag me kuch baat chali.
Wo sochne lagi- " kya ye kalu ji ne bhi dekha hoga? Unke pass toh poori raat thi poora niharne ke liye. Nahi nahi...nahi dekha hoga. Isko bahot zhoom kar ke bariki se dekho tabhi dikhne ki ashanka hai. Aur wo itna detail me kaha dekhane wale hai? Warna aate aate hi jikar kiya hota. "

Uske andar ki exhibitionist ne akhir jawab de hi dala.
" chahe kuch bhi ho, par usme kick badi mast hai. Toh kyu naa tu hi pooch le? Wo khud tumhe batayenge."

Toh ab agale hi samay kuch tay karke wo aage badhi. Zoom out karke uss photo ko normal kiya.
Usne turant wo mobile seedha pakad liya aur boli.

Bhabhi- Ab yahi dekhiye naa..ye photo...ufff... kitni gandi pose di hai Maine?  Sab sharam dharam chod di. Aise kamar se kon zhukta hai kya?

Usne khud hi wo photo kalu ko dikha di thi.
Ufff..
Kya bawal aurat hai?

Yaha bhabhi ko bilkul laga nahi tha ki kalu ne is photo ko itna zhoom karke dekha hoga. Aur zhoom bhi karega toh bhi wo ring ki zhalak badi dunhali thi ki use pahchaan lena bada mushkil tha. Ek asal deewana hi pehchaan sakta tha.

Uss photo ko bayaa karte wakt bhale hi uske chehare par shikayat thi, par andar se uska dil joro se dhadak raha tha. 

Man me soch rahi thi ki, "Haayee..Lilly....kya sahi pose di hai tune."

Kalu- Dikhaayiye....
Kalu ne mobile mang liya.

Bhabhi ne kachraate hue mobile uske hath me de diya.
Kalu bhi ab wo photo dekhne laga. Tabhi usne bhi uss photo ko thoda zoom kar liya. Idhar bhabhi ki dhadkane tej ho gayi.

Kalu ke dwara uss photo ko zoom karke dekhta huaa pakar bhabhi ko yaha ek alag hi pareshaani hone lagi thi.

Kalu-  Wahhh..ye hui naa baat. Sach me Kya bawal photo hai ye? Wahhh...maja aa gaya. Aap bemisal ho.  Bhabhi,  batata hu, bhains ki aisi hi photo chahiye hoti hai soude me,  jisme poora badan ache se dikh raha ho?
Ye sahi hai.. Mumme bhi ache se dikh rahe hai, aur gaand bhi.

Uske mooh se aisa kuch sunte hi bhabhi shock reh gayi. Apna mooh chalbichal kar lete hue boli...

Bhabhi- Ishhhhhh...chup rahiye..aap bhi naa.....kuch bhi ganda bolte ho....

Kalu- Kaa..huaa? Kaa ganda bola?

Bhabhi- Aap fir se shuru ho gaye? Hamne kitni baar kaha hai ki gande shabd ek aurat ke samne mat boliye. Ise Bum bhi toh keh sakte hai?

Kalu- Bum...aise waise kuch nahi...ab hamra naam kalu hai toh kalu hi bolenge naa log? Jaise aapka naam Lilly hai, toh hum kabhi kahe hai aapko randiya?

Bhabhi- Jee?

Bhabhi ne shock se ankhe badi kar li thi.

Kalu- Ab pair ko kabhi hath kahate ho aap? Yaa baal ko gaal? Yaa Rana ji ko kaalu? Yaa saap ko...Lun...

Bhabhi- Stop..stopp..bass kijiye...Mai samajh gayi...aur kuch naa kahe...

Bhabhi kaa jee dhadak gaya tha iss samay.

Kalu- Haa..badhiya..yahi toh kabse keh rahe the.....toh ye gaand wali photo ekdum sahi hoti hai..

Bhabhi- ufff..aap bhi naa??###&&%%@@##. Jaane de Lilly.. koi fayda nahi..tuhi ignore kar le ab.

Pareshaani ki mudra karte bhabhi ne kaha.

Bhabhi- Waise yahi kyu? Aur bhi toh bahot photo hai. Jisme meri hasi chaa gayi hai.

Kalu- Are aapki ki hasi lekar kya kare?

Bhabhi- Jee?

Kalu- Mera matlab hai bhains ki..wo bhains ki hasi ka kya?  Kisiko samajh aayi hai abtak? Yahi sabse achi hai.

Bhabhi- Wo kyu bhala? Iss se ache photo kai hai,  jisme uske boobs ache se dikh rahe ho. Agar baat hai bhains ki toh, Bhains ke liye toh wahi jyada important hota hai naa? Jaise ye wala samne se.

Bhabhi ne mobile me photo slide karte hue kaha.

Kalu- Nahi..nahi..yahi sabse best hai.
Are bhabhi jee, wo kaa hai ki, baaki sab uske than ko nihaarte hai, par ek asali soude wala bhains ko kharidte wakt mumme se badhkar uski gaand ko dekhta hai. Wo kaa hai ki, bhains ki gand se hi toh pata chalega ki, use kab saand ke pass le jaya gaya tha...

Bhabhi-  ishhhhh...ufff.. aur fir se?...jaane do..

Kalu-  Bhabhi, waise gaand se yaad aya. Bura naa maano, par aapki gaand kya mast hai.

Uske aise ekdum se tareef karne se bhabhi sharma gayi poori.

Bhabhi- shuuuu....chiii..chup rahiye...aap bade besharam aur gande ho....

Kalu- Iss photo me keh raha hu..photo me toh bahot badhiyaa lag rahi hai.. ab hakikat me toh pata nahi.

Bhabhi phat se boli.

Bhabhi - Kyu? Hakikat me achi nahi hai?

Bhabhi ne jaise uske saare gunah maaf karte hue apni gaand ki tareef mang li ho.

Kalu- Hakikat me di hi kab hai aapne?

Bhabhi- kyu? Zhoot mat boliye.... Wo jor ka phatka kisne mara tha?

Bhabhi ne chehare par uss phatake kaa dard kaste hue bola tha.

Kalu- Achaa wo mara huaa...

Bhabhi- Haa toh, gaand toh marne ke liye hi toh hoti hai naa?

Bhabhi ke mooh se ye line sunte hi kalu ke toh hosh udd gaye. Jaise thandi hawa ki ek bouchaar uske badan par rongate khadi kar gayi ho.
Wo khushi se zhoom uth khada huaa aur apne sar pe hath rakha.

Wo kya bol gayi thi iska ehsaas hote hi bhabhi ne issbaar kachaa aam nahi, balki kacha nimbu khane par jo reaction umadate hai waisa chehara bana liya.
Fir turant apni hi jeebh ko kaat lete hue khudko ek halki thappad maar li.

Usne aisi najare bacha li ki jaise laga koi dharti fat jaaye aur wo usme apana mooh chupa le.


Kalu- Wahhh..wahhhh....akhir aapke mooh me gaand aa hi gayi...

Bhabhi- chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...Shut up....aap bilkul shutup...........ye galti se nikal gaya mere mooh se.....haayeee..tu bhi naa lilly......

Tabhi kalu ko krodh se dekhte hue boli.

Bhabhi- Aap chup rahiye.. ye sab aapki wajah se huaa hai..baar baar wahi baate karte firte ho mere irdgird......chiii..Mai bhi naa...aapki sangat me.....

Kalu- Are bhabhi jii..hota hai..kabhi kabhi jubaan fisal jaati hai....aur waise bhi aapne konsa galat kaha hai?

Bhabhi- Shut up...bilkul chup..muzhe aapka gyaan nahi sunana...

Kalu- Waise aapne baat toh bilkul sahi kaha- 'gaand toh marne ke liye hi hoti hai. Ha..ha..ha..'

Bhabhi- Ufffffff....ekdum chup...shut up...

Kalu- Waise hum kaa bol rahe the, ki aaj bhi ek baar maarne dogi kya? Halka saa hi Marenge....ha..ha..ha..

Bhabhi- Ohhhh....Shut up....chup rahiye bola naa...

Kalu hasne laga.

Ke tabhi bhahhi ne fir se uske hath se mobile chin liya aur boli.

Bhabhi- Idhar dijiye...Ye saare photos pahale delete kar deti hu. Naa rahegi baaz, naa rahegi baasuri...

Kalu abhi bhi gaand ki baat par hass raha tha. Bhabhi ke mobile chinane par usne apne hath khade kiye aur mishkil hasne laga.



Bhabhi- Ek minute. Seedha sureender? Koi 'Naa' nahi? itni asani se aap delete kaise karne de rahe ho? Muzhe kuch doubt ho raha hai. Sach bataayiye, iski koi copy toh nahi banayi rakhi naa?

Isspar kalu bhabhi kaa maja lete hue wahi challbaaz ki taraf sandeh paida karne wali smile dene laga.

Iss se toh bhabhi aur jyada dar gayi.

Bhabhi- Ufff..ohhh...batayiye naa? Aise kyu has rahe hai? Haayee..ab mai kya karu??

Wo harami kalu ne koi jawab nahi diya. Balki ulta joro se hasne laga.

Bhabhi- Hayeee..aap hass kyu rahe ho????? Ufff....bataayiye naa????##....Kasam se agar aisi koi baat hai toh mere pati tak pahunchane se pahale muzhe aakar jahar de dena....bataake rakh rahe hai...

Kalu- konsa wala.. Kal wala safed?

Bhabhi- Shut up...aapko majak suj raha hai? Yaha meri jaan mari jaa rahi hai, aur aap hai ki..I am serious.

Issbaar bhabhi itna rotalu ho gayi, ki sachmuch uski ankho se ansu ki 2 boonde tapak gayi.

Bhabhi ki ankho me ansu dekhkar kalu ne issbaar majak khatam kiya.

Kalu- 'Are majak kiya bhabhi. Aap toh sachmuch ro di. Saariii..sariii...bola toh hai?? aisi gaddari aapse kaise karenge hum? Toh aisa kuch nahi kiya hamne. Hum toh gaand ki baat ko yad kiye hase jaa rahe the. Wo kaa hai naa ki, aapke mooh me kuch baate badi achi lagati hai...'

Ab bhabhi thodi nishint ho gayi. Aur apne ansu pochne lagi.

Bhabhi- Chiiii...aap bhi naa...

Tabhi kalu fir se bola.

Kalu- Aur maan bhi lo, ki aisa kuch kiya bhi ho toh......toh....toh...Aapke pati ko thodi hi dikhaayenge? Dikhana hi ho, toh poori duniya ko dikhayenge...sabko pata chal jayega, par aapke gharwalo tak, yaa aapke pati tak ye baat kabhi nahi aayegi. Ye Mera wada raha.  samjhe aap? Toh aap nishint rahiye.

Kalu hasne laga..

Bhbahi pachtaawe me fir se rotalu shakal banaate hue boli...

Bhabhi- Haayeee...dekhaa???dekhaa...Matlab pakka dusara copy banake rakhe ho aap..


Kalu- Aree..nahi..nahi... Hamne kaha naa? aisa kuch nahi kiye hai hum.

Bhabhi- Nahi..aap zhoot bol rahe hai...

Haayeeè...kar ke bhabhi fir se rone lagi.

Kalu- Areee...nahi kaha naa maine...nahi kare hai hum. Jaan par khel kar aapki izzat rakhenge. Par aisa kuch nahi karenge.
Aur hum ye nahi keh rahe hai ki hum koi sadhu sant hai. Balki hamri majboori hai ki hame wo waisa kuch karne ko ata nahi. Ab iss se neki wala jawab kaa hi de hum?

Issbaar uski baat par bhabhi ko thoda bharosa huaa.

Bhabhi- Hunnnn...

Kalu- Dekha nahi kya? Uss din ke bhi toh ache se samhalkar rakhe hai ab tak. Koi shikayat aayi kya aap tak?

Bhabhi ne shocking bhare andaaj me poocha.

Bhabhi- kiss din ke?

Kalu- Aree bhool gayi? Usi din ke....jab hamara souda poora huaa tha aur aapne apni gaand par hamara naam likhwa liya tha.

Bhabhi ye sunte hi shock me chali gayi. Wo toh bhool hi gayi thi.

Bhabhi- ishhhh..uss din ke? Ufff...mai toh bhool hi gayi thi. Kaha hai wo dikhayiye....

Kalu- Hamne koi virodh nahi darshaya,  kyunki aapke marji ke khilaap hum kuch nahi karna chahate. Warna ab tak kuch naa kuch baat apake kaano tak aa hi jaati. Ye baat aap bhi janati hai. Agar thoda bhi shaq hota toh aap itna bharosa kar ke muzhe apne photo thodi deti?  Mai " Taza  Lilly " dairy kaa majdoor ban gaya. Aapne muzhe choona yahi mere liye badi baat hai. Ab aapko delete karna hai toh kar dijiye...

Kalu ne turant dusara folder open kar ke uss din kaa ek photo dikha diya.


Bhabhi ne wo photo dekha. Dekhte hi wo soude wale din chali gayi.
Ufff..
Haayee..
Safed chaddi me apne nange golmatol kulhe lekar bhains bankar khadi thi wo. Aur unn nange  kulhe par " MAI KALU KI BHains Hu" likha huaa tha.
Aur toh aur besharmi se uss photo me muskuraate hue pose me khadi thi.

Uffff..
Kya kamaal kaa photo khinchwaya tha uss din usne?
Kamal tha.

Use dekhte hi bhabhi uss din itna hi lajjit ho gayi. Uska naam apne kulhe par dekhkar use kuch ajeeb si feeling hui. Jaise wo bass ek property hai kisi ki.

Bhabhi- Ishhh..Mai bhi naa..ek number ki pagal hi hu. Pata nahi kya kya karti rehati hu? Ishhh... Aur aapne bhi Ise kyu rakha hai abtak? Aapka ye bhangaar mobile aur usme password bhi nahi. Delete kar diya hota naa???

Kalu- " Bhabhi ek darkhwast hai....Chaahe toh kal wale photo delete karwa de...waise uske liye bhi dil par patthar hai..par aako delete karwana hai yoh karwa dijiye. Par ihhh wala chod de. Maa kasam khaakar kahate hai aapki izzat par kabhi koi anch naa aayegi. Aap chahe toh likwa lo muzhse. Par ye wali rahane do. Wo kaa hai ki, wo pal mere liye bada hi khass tha. Ek doodhwale ko uske sapno ki bhains mili thi uss din. Aur iss garib kaa naam aisi jagah par tha jise dekhkar humka duniya jitne itna anand milta hai hamesha. Toh ye mere liye bada hi nayaab hai. Ise toh poori zindagi bhar tak mere sath rakhna chahata hu...toh aapse bass darkhwasth hai meri...plizzzzzz...

Kalu ki iss request ne bhabhi ko yaha pighla diya.

Issbaar kalu kaa rotalu chehara bana huaa tha. Usko dekhkar bhabhi boli....

Bhabhi- Thik hai rakhiye....

Ye sunte hi uske chhare par khushi ki lahar doud gayi.
Wo uchalte hue bola.

Kalu- Kaa bat hai aapki...thankuuu..tankuuu..tankuuu..jeee...

Bhabhi- Par yaad rahe, ye bahot risky hai. Aapke mobile me password bhi nahi hai. Toh Rakhe, yaa delete kare, ye jimmedari mai aap par chod rahi hu. Baki mai kuch nahi janati.

Kalu- Aap chinta naa karo. wo mai dekh Lunga.

Kalu itna khushi huaa tha ki usne fir se ek flying kiss de dali.

Bhabhi ne turant idhar udhar dekhte hue usko chup karaya..

Bhabhi- Shuuu....aap Sach me pagal ho.

Usko hamesha ke liye apni ek photo bahaal kar ke ab bhabhi fir se kal wale photos dekhne lagi. Kuch 25 30 photos nikalwaye the unhone kal kuch 10 15 min me. Har photo ko bhabhi ache se zhoom karke dekh rahi thi, jaise kisi chiz ki talash ho.

Bhabhi- Haa...ufff..Acha huaa ki inme se kisi photo me kuch dikh nahi raha.

Kalu- kya? Kya nahi dikh raha?

Bhabhi- kuch nahi..

Bhabhi ne hadbadaate hue apna prashn wapas liya.

Kalu- Achhaa.. zhadiyon me chupa bil?.

Ye sunte hi bhabhi ko shock laga.
"Ufff..harami ko pahale hi pata hai? " bhabhi ke man me yahi baat nikali.

Wo turant sharma gayi aur pakade jaane ki mudra me hadbadaate hue boli..


Bhabhi- Naa...n..n...Nahi..aisa kuch nahi.

Kalu- Are hame pata hai...ha..ha..ha..

Aisa bolkar Kalu ne hath aage kar ke mobile screen par slide karte ek photo doondkar dikha di. Aur ungali rakh ke dikhaane laga.

Ye dekhte hi bhabhi sunn reh gayi. Ghabrahat se wo uss photo me idhar uhar dekhne lagi.

Bhabhi- Kya? Kaha?

Kalu- Haa... ye dekhiye..yaha hai bill.

Ye sunte hi bhabhi uss photo me ghuss gayi aur khudki gand ko zhoom karke dekhne lagi.

Kalu ye dekh haste hue bola.

Kalu- Are bhabhi, yaha nahi... yaha dekhiye..

Aisa karke usne photo ki zoom kum kar di. Iss wajah se poora photo dikha. Fir uss photo ke kone me ek pipe ke sirhaane par ek zhaadu rakha huaa tha. Uss pipe kaa hole bade ache se kaid huaa tha.

Kalu- Ye dekhie...ye zhadu aur ske piche ye bil. Toh ho gaya naa zhadiyon wala bil....

Bhabhi- Achaa yee..ufff...aap bhi naa..

Bhabhi nishint ho gayi.

Kalu- Haa..toh aapko konsi zhadiya lagi?

Bhabhi- Kuch nahi...

Kalu bhabhi ke kaan ke pass aakar dheemi awaj me bola.

Kalu- Humko pata hai. Aapki zhadiya humko pata hai. Lagata hai aap bhool gayi ho ki wo saap uss zhadiyo me touch karke aya tha.

Ye sunte hi wo manjar bhabhi ke ankhon ke samne fir se jinda ho gaya. Yaad aya ki kal uska lund uski zaat ke jungle me utar gaya tha.

Ye yaad aate hi bhabhi ne kaske ankhe band kar li. Uss chehare par ek ajeeb ehsas tha.

Kalu- Waise bhabhi ek baat bataau?

Bhabhi- Haa boliye...

Kalu- Aapke bil ki wo badhi huii zhadiya hame badi pasand aayi. Aapki khubsoorati badha deti hai.

Bhabhi- Jee?

Bhabhi ekdum se teekha najar banaate hue boli.

Kalu- Mai... Mera matlab hai ye bahar aapke angan ki ye zhadiya. Aate wakat Ye zhadiya humko bada acha lagati hai....balki kuch jyada hi pasand aayi hai..

Bhabhi- Achha yeeeee..mere sasural ki......par mere pati ko toh pasand nahi hai naa...

Ha..ha..ha..
Bhabhi hasne lagi.

Kalu- Hattt burbakk...langoor kya jaane adrak ka swad. Zhadiya nahi toh langoor chupega kaha?

Bhabhi- Kya kaha? Jara jubaan samhalke.. Wo mere pati hai. Choot de di toh kuch bhi bologe?   Aur akhir ye unka ghar hai. Unhe jaisa pasand wo waise sajaaye..unki marji..aap kon hote ho unhe bataane wale?

Kalu- Haa.haa.. Wo toh dikh hi raha hai..property par naam latak hi raha hai..kuch log bade naseebwale hote hai.

Kalu bhabhi ke gale ka mangalsutr dekhte hue bola..

Bhabhi iss baar bas hasne lagi.

Kalu- Waise bhabhi jee. Ek puchane ke liye utavla hue jaa raha hu...ghussa toh nahi honge?

Bhabhi- Agar bakwas naa hui toh....

Kalu bolna ruk gaya.

Bhabhi- Aree..kya huaa? Chup kyu hue? Matlab bakwas baat thi naa?

Kalu- Hum ye soch rahe the...waise ab khatra toh tal gaya hai. Par agar dekha jaaye toh wo saap aapke bil me lagbagh ghuss hi chuka tha. Toh mai ye janana chahata tha ki, Agar wo saap aapke bil me ghuss jata. Toh aapaka reaction kya hota?

Bhabhi- Jee?

Kalu - Mera matlab hai ki, Toh aap kaise bachte?

Bhabhi- Dekha? Muzhe pata tha ki jaroor koi bakwas hogi...

Kalu- Aur muzhe bhi pata tha iska jawab aap nahi de paogi.

Bhabhi iska jawab dene se pahale lamba sans li.

Bhabhi- Hello excuse me??? Bilkul nahi dungi aisi bakwas kaa.. waise yahi sawal aap wo aapki American auraton se kyu nahi puchte? Wo de dengi jawab.

Kalu bhabhi ka ye point sunkar hass pada.

Kalu- Ahhhaa...wahhh.re wahh..aap bhi kamal ho.. wo chutkula abhi tak aapko hasa raha hai naa...." kaha hai meri saree? Kaha hai meri chaddi" Ha.. ha..ha...

Bhabhi ki chal khudpar palat gayi.

Bhabhi- Ufff...aap bhi naa...aisa kuch nahi...

Kalu- Khair, unka jawab pata hai kaa hota?

Bhabhi- Kya?

Kalu- Blakkkkk..blakkkk..blawww..uwakkk..uwakkkk....blawwww...khwakkkk.....khwakkkk...khuhuu..

Kalu mooh se aisi awaje nikalkar jor se hasne laga.
Bhabhi- What? Ye kya hai? Kuch samjhme nahi aya.

Kalu- Bilkul sahi kaha..kaise samjhega? Unka style alag hota hai. Wo bil tak baat jaane se pahale hi mooh me lekar chaba dalti usko. Bilkul aisi hi awaj aati...hamne video me dekha hai.

Bhabhi bilkul samajh gayi thi.
Uska ye jawab humor bhara bhi tha, aur akal bhara bhi.

Uske iss jawab ke samne bhabhi kaa koi answer nahi tha..

Bhabhi- Chiiiii....aap bhi naa....bahot hi gande ho...

Iss reply ke bina bhabhi ke pass koi shabd nahi the.

Kalu bhabhi ki halat dekh joro se hasne laga.

Fir aage bola.

Kalu- Ab aapki baari...bataayiye aap kaise bachti?

Bhabhi- Muzhe koi jawab nahi dena...chaliye..hatiye...Mai pahale ye baaki ke photos delete Kar deti hu..

Aisa bolkar bhabhi fir se mobile me dekhne lagi.

Kalu- Hunnn..pata tha..sasura firangi auraton ki baat hi kuch alag hoti hai.. seedha hamla..unse toh aur maja ata hoga n..akhari chor takk....!!##

Bhabhi iska answer dena nahi chahati thi. Par ek aurat ke samne dusari aurat ki tareef? Tab toh usko akhaade me utarna hi tha.

Bhabhi ne ek lambi sans bhar li. Aur boli.

Bhabhi- " Achaa jee...aapne thik kaha. Unki baat hi kuch alag hoti hai. Wo toh kachha chaba jaati. Par hum thahare desi bhabhiya. Hamari kya hi pahunch? Unke takkar me hum kaha tik paati? Hum toh praan chod dete itna bada saap dekhkar....Ufff..Aap bachne ki baat kar rahe hai...Kya hi bachati? Hame sikhaya gaya hai ki kuch ladhaai ladhi nahi jaati. Balki bass zhelni padati hai. Ab aisa naag ho toh..... Haayeee dayyaa......Tab toh mai mar hi jaati...wo jungali saap toh mere bill ko faad hi deta. ...haayeee....."

Ufff...

Bhabhi ne ekdum se mahol badal dala tha.
Kuch aisi randipana wali addaye dikhaate hue bhabhi ne atmsamarpan ki baat ki thi ki kalu ke dhaage khul gaye.

Kalu ko bhabhi ki ye baat itni achi lagi ki uske pant me uske lund ne fun faila di wo bil fadne ke liye.

Bhabhi ka ye andaaj dekhkar kaalu ne dil pe hath rakhkar ek haayee ki mudra banayi chehare par.

Kalu- Wahhh..kaa baat kahi hai...Haa...wo toh hai..wo sasura aapka bil jaroor faad deta...ha..ha..ha...fir kya karti ?

Bhabhi- Fir??? Haayee...Ab mai kya karti? Yaha se jo bhi karta wo hi karta. Ab aisa bill mill jaaye, toh wo toh ghusta hi chala jata n. Akhari chor tak.....!!##"

Issbaar toh Pet me koi dard umad aaye, thik waisa mooh banakar Kalu ne hunkar lagayi..


Kalu- Haayee....kaa baat kar di bhabhi jee...pura nasha...pura mahol bana diya..Haa, wo toh pakka poora andar tak ghus jata...Fir kaise bachati?

Bhabhi- Haa naa..Ab mai khudse toh bach nahi paati. Ummid hai aap bachaane aate..

Kalu- Hum?

Bhabhi- Haa..jab wo andar ghusta chala jaaye, toh aap use pakadkar fir se bahar khich lijiye. Wo andar jaayegaa, aap bahar khinch lena.
Ufff...
Andar...###...Bahar...
Andar ...### Bahar....
Ufff...
Haayeee...lagata hai wo bhi bada jiddi hai. Itni jaldi haar nahi manta. Poore josh se andar ghusta. Par aap bhi thakiye gaa nahi.. pori takad se bahar khinchna..ye andar - bahar toh mai kitna bhi seh lungi.... par chaahe kuch bhi ho jaaye, kalu jee....par usko andar jahar ugalne nahi dena. Warna mai toh kahi ki naa reh jaaungi..mar hi jaungi.

Kalu- AHHHHHHaaaaaa...Wahhh.... Kya ghapaaghapp hoga naa?

Bhabhi- Ishhhhh. Par haa naa kalu jee.

Kalu-  Par bhabhi, Ye aap dono ki ladhaai.  Itna andar-bahar kar ke meri thakan ho jayegi. Isme aapki madad kar ke muzhe kya milega?

Bhabhi- Aree.. Mai aapko fir doodh pillaungi. Instant takad. Mere pass toh puri dairy hai.

Kalu- Wahhh.. tab toh sahi hai.. itni mehanat karke...

Bhabhi- Haa..toh...aapko kya laga? Mai aise hi jaane dungi aapko? Mai wade ki pakki hu. Inam toh milna hi chahiye naa. Itani mehanat kaa?

Kalu- Par bhabhi, samajho mai waha doodh pine me busy ho gaya, aur ye mouka dekh agar wo piche ke bil me ghuss gaya...toh? Suna hai pass me hi dusara ek bil bhi hai aapka?

Bhabhj- Ufff..haayee..wo jalim....ufff..par ab ghuss hi gaya hai toh, Mera ye doodh pikar jaldi takad paao, aur waha bhi meri turant madad karo.


Kalu-  Andar - bahar...Andar - Bahar...

Bhabhi- Haa..andar- bahar, andar- bahar....

Bhabhi itna kehkar hasne lagi.

Kalu- Par, bhabhi yaha usko rokne ki kya jaroorat? Suna hai piche ka jahar poore sharir bhar nahi failta. Kum se kum jaan jaane ka toh khatra nahi hai. Toh zahar dalne do usko.

Bhabhi- Aap baat ko samjhe nahi. Muzhe waha jahar ki padi nahi hai. Balki yaha andar bahar karne se meri dikkat hai. Wo kaa hai ki, piche wala darwaja bada tang hai. Uske aane jaane se dikkat hai.

Kalu bhabhi ka ye jawab sunkar unmaad se fool gaya. Man me uske bass ek hi khayaal aya ki kab wo bhabhi ki gaand marega....

Kalu- Haaayeeee...kitna tang hai? Aur kaahe tang hai? Aapke pati piche kabhi jaate nahi kaa?

Kalu laar tapkaate puchne laga.
Unki ye double meaning wli baate ab single meaning wali lagane lagi thi.

Bhabhi- Mere pati kaha kaha jaate hai, ye mai batana jaroori nahi samazhati. Bass aap itna jaan lo, ki tang hai matlab tang hai.

Bhabhi ne fir se apne nakhare dikhaate hue bhaav khaya.

Kalu- Tab toh aur maja aayega.

Bhabhi- Kya? Kya kaha?

Kalu- kuch..nahi..kuch nahi..hum keh rahe the, ki tab toh badi pareshani hai. Ek toh ye itna bada kala naag...

Bhabhi- Pareshaani?
Itna bolkar bhabhi uske kaan ke pass jakar ekdum nashili awaj me hapne lagi.

Bhabhi- "Ahhhhhh...ufffgfff..oyeeeee..ummmhhh..ha..ha..ha..huiihuoohuiiii....oyeeeemaaaa..aunch..kalu jee...bachaayee...ufff...mat..rukiye...plizzxxx...ohhhh...haayee mai toh mar gayi...ufff...gayi..ufffmeri toh fat gayi..ahhhh"

Kalu ye sunkar bass behosh hona baaki tha.

Kalu ko toh bilkul fill huaa ki saap bhabhi ke bill me ghuss gaya hai..

Bhabhi- Kalu jee..sunaa? Kuch aisi tadap bhari awaj niklti mere uss bill se. Meri toh jaan nikal jaati, aur aap pareshani ki kya le baithe ho? samjhe? Aapko nhi pata kitna dard hota? Kyunki aapki wo firangi toh.....
Ufff...

Aisa bolkar bhabhi ne apne jajbaat thode kaabu kar liye.

Pet me pahale se bhi jyada dard badhane ka mukhavta karte kaalu bola...

Kalu- Areee chodo unn firangiyon ko...maan gaya jiii...jo desi khaane me maja hai wo firangi khaane me kaha? Haayee.. bhabhi? Ye kya kar diya aapne. Aapne ye awaj nikalkar lagta hai uss saap ko fir se jaga liya.. ab bhugato.

Bhabhi- Haayeee...Mai toh mar gayi...
Shayad ise hi kahate hai " saap ko doodh pilana".
tab toh yaha se bhaag jana hi thik hai.

Kalu- Nahi nahi.. Mai bich me hu naa..aapki poori madat karke bachaaunga.

Bhabhi- Pakka naa? Wo andar bahar kaa yaad hai naa?

Kalu- Haa..haa..yaad hai

Haste hue kalu ne jawab diya.


Ab itna double meaning baate ho hi chuki thi. Issbaar kalu ne baato ki aad me seedha seedha hi pooch liya.

Kalu- Par bhabhi mai kya bol raha tha.. Agar piche nahi le sakti toh aage ek dafa le hi lo naa.. dekho kitna dar dar bhatak raha hai bina bil ke? Ek saap ko bill ke bina bahot kathinaai zhelni padati hai. Jaise aapke pass rahane ke liye ghar hi nahi ho. Ek dafa man ka badhappan dikhaate hue use ghar me ghusne do naa? Kabse bichara tadap raha hai.

Bhabhi- Nahi nahi kalu jee. Aapka mashwara aapke pass rakhe. Mai itni bhi achi nahi hu. So Man ke badhappan ki baat naa kare... No.

Kalu- Are bhahhi jee..dekhe toh kaisan bina ghar tadap raha hai? Duaa milegi. Aur ek hi baar toh paani peelana hai?

Bhahhi- Jee...nahi...dhanywad.

Kalu- Are aisa kaa karat hai? Humka pata hai ye aap kar sakti hai. Aap utni achi hai. Ek dafa dariyadili dikhaaye toh?


Bhabhi- Nahi..nahi..Maine No kaha hai naa?

Kalu- Aree par kaahe?

Bhabhi- Kaahe matlab? Meri marji...

Aur aapko itna hi fikar ho raha hai uski toh aap hi le lijiye naa. Suna hai aapke pass bhi ek bill hai.
"Jiska saap, uska bill"
Itna kehkar bhabhi joro se hasne lagi.

Kalu- Areee nahi...rahane dijiye..bhabhi jee sasura kaa baat kar daali? Lene ke dene pad jayenge sasura? Sala kudarat kaa niyam hi badal dala aapne. Aapki ye baat ne muzhe bhi saap se dar lagane laga hai..


Ye sunkar bhabhi toh khilkhilaakar hasne lagi.

Ab uske sath sath Kalu bhi hasne laga.


Bhabhi- Chaliye bahot baate ho gayi. Ab bilkul chup.

Kalu- Par...

Bhabhi- Bilkul chup means bilkul chup. Mai ab iss topic pe koi baat nahi karna chahati. Times up. Wakt khatam huaa Kalu jee..

Aisa bolkar bhabhi doodh ka katora andar le gayi aur apna doodh bahar le aayi.

Kalu- "Lilly ka Taza"..ki Jay ho...

Bhabhi- Shuuu...maar khaoge...Jara dheeme...koi sun le toh?

Kalu- Ahhhaa...hamar amrut...iski kaa baat hai? Iski toh alag demand hai market me. Bhabhi wo masterji toh pagal ho gaye hai ise chakh ke.

Bhabhi- Are haa..kaise hai wo? Mera matlab dairy ke 1st customer happy toh hai naa?

Kalu- Happi???? Kaha naa pagal ho gaye hai. Keh rahe the jawan ho rahe hai aapka doodh pikar....
Sasura subah subah hamra hi itnzaar karte baithate hai. Bolte hai 2 baar lekar aao..subah- Shyam ko.

Bhabhi hasne lagi.
Bhabhi- Toh unko yaad dilaaye, ki mai ek aurat hu. Bhains nahi.

Kalu- Nahi, nahi..Maine bola,  'use uske ghaewalon ka bhi pet bharna hota hai..uska pati, uska sasur, uska devar..ek aap hi nahi. Bichaari kiss kiss ka pet bharegi?
" Ek anaar, 100 bimaar" yaha. Aur itna kar ke bhi uska majdoor toh bhooka hi reh jata hai.

Uska ye jawab sunkar bhabhi hasne lagi.

Bhabhi- hunnn..aap bhi naa.. Rahi baat majdoor ko to usko uska mehentana milta hai...aur rahi baat Malik ki toh, Daru ka thekedaar daaru bechata hai, peeta nahi. Ye dhande kaa rule hai..hamesha yaad rakhna...

Waise unko apani dairy kaa naam pasand aya ki nahi?

Kalu- Pasand? Wo toh bhouchakka reh gaya hai.
Hamse kahat hai- "Kalu, yakin hi nahi ho raha ki kisi aurat ka doodh hamare mohalle me bik raha hai. Aur uska laabh uthane wala hum nassebwan hai. Achaa huaa tu mere pass lekar aya. Aur doodh toh doodh hai. Kya swadisht aur kya sehatmand. ye doodh kuch bhaari bha raha hai mere sharir ko. Kuch aisa hi dhoond raha tha mai. Dekh, thoda tandroost dikh raha hu naa?"

Mai bhi Haa me Haa milakar aya unko.

Bhabhi apne doodh ki tareef sunkar khudpar naaz karte hue muskura gayi.

Bhabhi- Chale, ab nikle...muzhe bahot kaam pade hai.

Kalu fir doodh lekar uth gaya.

Kalu- Chale, khyal rakhiye aapaka. Koi saap aaye toh bula lena madad ke liye.
Ha..ha..ha..

Bhabhi- maarrr khaoge....

Dono hasne lage.
Kalu nikla.

Kalu- Aur ummid hai wo aapki nanad naa mile raste par...warna samjhiye mere hatho murder hi ho gaya....

Dono fir se hasne lage...

Bhabhi uski baat par haste hue anhe bharte andar chali jaa rahi thi...

Yaha kalu bhi ab nikalne ki tayaari karne laga.

Tabhi...

Tabhi....

Bhabhi- Jara sune? Idhar aayiye.

Usne poori satarkta se idhar udhar ghar me chaan mara tha, aur fir jaake kalu ko awaj lagaayi thi. 

Idhar sunte hi Kalu ke kaan khade ho gaye. Jaise uske kaan kuch yahi sunane ko taras rahe the. Usne apna saman turant wapas rakha aur mood gaya.

Kalu- Jee, kahiye..koi saap dekh liya kya?

Bhabhi- Stop it.. majak bahot huaa.
Wo darsal ek madad chahiye thi...



Kalu- Are sasura, hajeer hai...goni uthani? Lakadiya nikalni? Ki nal durust karna? Kuch bhi ho, kaisa bhi ho. Hum hajeer hai jee.

Kalu ne ye jimmedari kuch iss kadar le daali, ki ab mana karne par bhi wo jaise bhabhi ki madad kar ke hi manega.

To be continued...

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Bhabhi- Jara sune? Idhar aayiye.

Usne poori satarkta se idhar udhar ghar me chaan mara tha, aur fir jaake kalu ko awaj lagaayi thi.  

Idhar sunte hi Kalu ke kaan khade ho gaye. Jaise uske kaan kuch yahi sunane ko taras rahe the. Usne apna saman turant wapas rakha aur mood gaya.

Kalu- Jee, kahiye..koi saap dekh liya kya?

Bhabhi- Stop it.. majak bahot huaa.
Wo darsal ek madad chahiye thi...



Kalu- Are sasura, hajeer hai...goni uthani? Lakadiya nikalni? Ki nal durust karna? Kuch bhi ho, kaisa bhi ho. Hum hajeer hai jee.

Kalu ne ye jimmedari kuch iss kadar le daali, ki ab mana karne par bhi wo jaise bhabhi ki madad kar ke hi manega.


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Part 4 -



Bhabhi- Thank you kaalu jee. Aap hamesha madad ke liye hajeer ho jaate hai. 
Koi lakadiya - wakdiya nahi utaarni aaj. bass thoda najook kaam hai. Wo baat ye hai ki freez me dahi jamaane rakha tha. Par galti se freezer me steel ke patele me rakh diya. Ab uske aaju baaju barf ki itni badi part jama ho gayi ki..wo patela bhi jamkar ekdum fit baith gaya hai. Maine try kiya par hila bhi nahi paayi. Uff..ab hum tahare desi najook kalaayiya...aapke jaisi firangi takad kaha? Aur ab itni si baat ke liye upar jaakar pati, yaa fir devar ko kyu uthalu? Aap hi hato hath nikaal dijiye.....


Kalu- Are bhabhi jee..kaa baat kar rahe hai? Thank ku bol kar hamka lajjit kar diya aapne. Hum sasurkanaati itna bhi naa kar sakat hai aapke liye? Humra bass chalta toh hum toh paida hi hote iss ke liye. Yaad rahe, jabtak ye kalu hai, tabtak koi tension lene ki jaroorat nahi hai. Koi kaam nahi karenge aap. Sab me hath bataayenge hum. Aur Bilkul ekdum sahi socha aapne. Itni si baat ke liye sasur walon ko kaahe pareshaan karna? Hum hai naa.. abhi nikal deta hu. Chaliye....

Jab jab usne bhabhi kaa koi kaam kiya hai, use jannat mili hai. Toh bhabhi ke kitchen me aane ke mouke par wo itna khush tha ki kya bataaye???? Uska bass nachna baaki tha.
Haa, halaki aaj risk jyada thi. Kyunki uska pati aur sasuralwale ghar me hi the. Kal ki taraf khule aam mouka nahi tha uske pass. Darsal aaj kalu ko pata chal raha tha, ki kal uske pass kitna bada mouka tha. Isi pachatawe me usne 4 ghode laga diye bhabhi ki nanad ko. 

Wo bhabhi ki nanad ko gaaliyaa dete dete bhabhi ke piche piche kitchen me chala gaya.




Kitchen ki ek side me wo freez tha. 

Bhabhi ne freez kholkar dikhaya.

Upar freezer ki cabin me wo patela wakai me barf me doodb gaya tha. Ye wahi double door free tha. Freez ke sath bhabhi kaa uss din kaa exhibitionist khilwad aap sabko toh yaad hi hoga....

Khair,

Kalu ne hath dalkar takad lagaayi.

Par wo patela toh heela bhi nahi paya.

Kalu- hunnn..hukkk..happp...zhappp...
Areee sasura....ye toh sach me dhass gaya hai..

Ab kalu ne thodi mardaani takad lagana shuru kiya...par ab bhi wo hila bhi nahi...

Kalu- Kaa baat hai sasura...


Kalu ne dusare angle se prayas se dekhaya, par wo toh tas-se- mas bhi nahi huaa.

Waise, ye kalu ki asali takad nahi thi...aur wo poori takad lagaaega bhi kyu? Wajah aap sabko pata hai. 
Obviously wo waha jyada se jyada time bitaana chahata tha. Jabtak ki bhabhi kahe..use ek baat pata thi, ki baaki bhabhi handle kar legi agar waisi koi noubat aa tapake toh darmiya. Toh jabtak babhi usko dhakke maar ke bahar nahi nikalne wali thi, wo wahi kitchen me ruknewala tha.

Agale hi pal wo bola.

Kalu- Bhabhi, ye toh poora dhas gaya hai. Lagata hai aapko bhi thoda hath batana padega. Pakadiye toh uss taraf se jara...dekhte hai sasura kiss daldal me jakar fassa hai?

Aisa bolkar kalu ne bhabhi ke liye bhi jagah bana di.
Ab bhabhi waha aage aayi aur wo bhi ek taraf se khichne lagi.

Par koi fayda nahi.

Kalu- Ek kaam kariye...yaha iss taraf se dono ko eksath khinchna padega. Aap aise aage aao.
Itna bolkar kalu ne bhabhi ko issbaar khudke age jagah banaayi.

Bhabhi ko waha jana hi pada.

Uss khule freez me ab bhabhi aage khadi thi, aur uske dono taraf baahe dalkar kalu bhabhi ke piche khada ho gaya.

Ab wo dono khinchne lage....

Bhabhi- Aree..ache se khinchiye naa jara...

Ufff..
Ab kya?
Maano kalu ko khuli permission mil gayi.

Wo turant piche se bhabhi ke badan se chipak gaya. Aur issbaar apne hath bhabhi ke hathon ke upar se le liye.
Maano jaise bhabhi ko bahome bhar liya ho.

Ufff..
Kamal najara tha.
Bhabhi ne bhi koi roktok nahi dikhaayi.
Ab itna toh hoga ye bhabhi ko madad ke liye pookarne se pahale se maloom tha.

Kya pata shayad apni chanchal bhabhi ne isi maje ke liye usko bulaya ho? 
Par jiss prakar se uske samne aakar uski bahome khadi ho gayi thi,ye dekh kar maja aa gaya.

To be continued.....

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Bhai ab thoda bhabhi or kalu ko thoda khul kar baat karwao or thoda kareeb lao thoda aage badhao

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Ab bhabhi lagbagh kalu ke bahome thi.

Ab jaise hi jor lagaane ke liye kalu ne zhtka lagaya...Bhabhi ka pichwada uske badan se takara gaya.

Ufff..
Issbar takraate hi bhabhi ki ankhe yu badi ho gayi aur uske mooh se aah..... nikal gayi..

Kyunki bhabhi ne apne chutadon par haddi jaisi majboot chuban mehsoos ki thi.

Haa..
Haa..
Issbaar seedha uska lund bhabhi ko touch kar gaya tha.

Bhabhi ek ajeeb si feeling se bhar gayi. Uski sanse fool gayi aur ek alag hi romanch uski naso naso me doud gaya. Par turant hi aurat jaat ke lajaa ke khatri usne apne badan ko sikud liya aur uss touch se door hatane ke liye asge hona chaha.

Par koi fayda nahi tha. 
kyunki aage toh freez tha.

Ye baat Kalu bhali bhaati janata tha. Toh usne aur kass ke bhabhi ko pakad liya.

Bhabhi toh kal se bhi bikat position me uske changul me fas gayi.

Bhabhi jitna aage hui thi, kalu ne turant apne lund ko aage badhakar fir se bhabhi ki gand par lagaaya. Issbaar toh wo achaa khasa touch tha. Iss touch se toh bhabhi uchal hi padi.

Bhabhi- Aahhhh...uffff..Kitna dhas gaya hai..nikal hi nahi raha..

Apne jism ko sikudati keh padi.

Kalu- Haa..naa..dekhiye toh jara...




Ab harami Kalu ne khichna kabka band kar diya tha. Wo bass nammaatr hath rakhkar bhabhi ko baahome liye khada tha. 

Bhabhi- Are thoda bal juutaaye..khinche jara..

Toh kalu ne jor ka dhakka diya.
Iss wajah se ab kalu ka lund bhabhi ke dono chutad ke beech hi dhas gaya.

Bhabhi- Aunchhh....

Kalu- Itni takad bass bhabhi jee??


Iske baad bhabhi ne kabhi bhi usko takad lagaane ko nahi bola.

Kya nazara tha.
Sasuraal ka kitchen.
Uska pati upar bedroom me.
Aur yaha khule freez me bhabhi kalu ke bahome khadi thi aur wo bhi uska lund chutad ki darar par lagakar. 
Wahhh..kya nazara hai.


Kalu- Bhabhi, ek kaam kijiye. Aap aage khadi hai. Thoda hath patele ke piche ghusakar khichne ki koshish kijiye...

Toh bhabhi apana hath dalkar Patele ke piche ko side pahunch gayi.

Par iss wajah se bhabhi ke hath tan gaye aur jyada upar uth gaye. Yahi mouka dekh kalu ne apne hath thoda neeche kar liye.
Hath ko stretch karne se Bhabhi ki bagale uthi hui thi. Toh ab Iss wajah se kalu ke hath neeche aate hi bhabhi ke mansal boobs ka baharri hissa Kalu ke haton ki koni se aa lag gaya.
Kalu bhi bada harami tha.
Mouka dekhte hi turant apni Koniya sikud li....

Haayee..
Ab toh uski Koniya bhabhi ki boobs me dhas gayi.

Harami koniyon se hi masalne laga.
Bhabhi uske koniyon se bachne ke liye jarasi bhi bend hoti, toh piche se use uska lund lag jata.

Uske in touch se pareshaan bhabhi apni ankhe ghussel kar ke piche dekhti. Par use kuch bol nahi paayi.

Bhabhi ne patele ke piche hath dalkar khincha, par uska bhi koi fayda nahi tha. Kyunki wo patela wakahi me freez ho rakha tha.


Bhabhi- chu..chu..chu...ye toh nikal hi nahi raha!

Kalu- Haa....Bhabhi..itna dhus ke baitha hai ki...sasura nikal ne ka naam hi nahi le raha.

Bhabhi- Ummmhhh..Haayee...jaldi nikaalne ki kuch tarkeeb sochiye naa kalu jii.... Yaha mere hath thande pad rahe. Khinchataani se nahi nikalnewala lagata hai.

Kalu- ek tarkeeb hai....lekin wo aapke upar hai.

Bhabhi- Aree? Toh fir bolo...

Kalu- Iske aajubaaju ke barf par kuch garam dalna padega. Tabhi dekhna yu pighalkar chut jaayega bartan.

Bhabhi- Garm? Paani garm karna padega kya?

Kalu- Are nahi..utna wo sab kon karta baithega? Ab koi garam chizz pahale se hai aapke pass toh alag se paani kahe garam karne kaa kasht uthana?
Aap ek kaam kar lo, apna garam doodh chidkaa do waha. Kaam ban jaayega.

Bhabhi- What???

Bhabhi ne ghusse se use dekha.

Kalu- Aree Haa.. sabse faadu aur asardaar tareeka bataya hai aapko...

Bhabhi - Shuuu..ekdum shut up...maar khaoge...aap bhi naa..

Bhabhi wahi apani sharm se aitraaz jataya.

Kalu- Are majak nahi, sach keh raha hu. Dekh lijiye kaisa chut jata hai. 

Bhabhi- Chup rahiye..iss se achaa mai paani garam karke laati hu. Koi kasht nahi lagenge..

Kalu- Are utna time nahi hai hamre pass. Humka dusare ghar doodh daalne niklna hai. Idhar aayiye mai dikhata hu. 

Aisa bolkar kalu ne seedha bhabhi ke blouse par hath dala.

Bhabhi ke hath uthe hue hi the. Toh pal zhapakte hi uske mumme kalu ke hato me chale gaye. 

Aur bhabhi ko kuch pata chalta iss se pahale uski blouse ka niche se ek button khul bhi gaya tha.

Bhabhi- Stop.....ye kya kar rahe hai aap? Pagal ho gaye hai kya?

Tilmilakar bhabhi ne usko rokna chaha.

Kalu- Are ..poora nahi nikalenge...bass ek dhaar ki jaroorat hai. Ek pichkaari padane do, bass fir dekhiye kamal....

Aisa bolte hue usne neeche wala aur ek button khol diya.

Beshak usne bhabhi ko apni baaho me kas ke pakad liya tha, aur bhabhi ke bhagne ke saare raste pahale hi band kar rakhe the.

Bhabhi ne turant uske hathon ko pakad liya aur blouse se door karne ke liye pryass karne lagi.

Par uski takad ke samne bhabhi ki kuch naa chali. 
Toh ab ghusse se bhabhi ne uski hathon par niche se upar ki taraf jor se ek zhatka diya.

"Trrrrrr....tuk....tuk...."

Ufff...

Kuch aisi awaj aayi.

Uss awaj se bhabhi ne turant niche dekha toh wo sharmsaar reh gayi.

Wahhhhh....

Bichaari...
Chudane gayi thi. Fadwa ke baithi.


Bhabhi ke itna jor se zhatka dene se uske hath toh usne chooda liya, parantu hath ke sath uske blouse ke bache dono buttons toh toot kar hi farsh par gir pade. 

Ufff...

Halakhi ye chalakhi Kalu ki hi thi. Use pata tha bhabhi kya virodh kar sakti hai. Isliye usne jald se apne hath dheele chod diye the. Ab Bhabhi ke zhatka dene se wo zhatka dugani force se aya, aur isi hadbadaahat me kalu ne hi bhabhi ke blouse ke buttons tod diye the. Par ilzam khud bhabhi par aa gaya.

Khair,
Ufff..
Ghar ke Sabhi darwaje khule hue hi the. Aur bhabhi buttons tudwakar kitchen ke freez me paraye mard ki bahome thi.

Buttons tootane se wo jabardast dar gayi.

Ab auraton ki natural reaction ki adat ke chalte unn buttons ke toot ke gir jaate hi unn buttons ko doondane ke liye bhabhi turant niche zhuki. Iss baar piche se kalu ka lund tayaar hi tha. Wo zhuki bhabhi ki seedha darar me hi ghuss gaya.

Bhabhi aunch karte hue turant uthkar khadi ho gayi. 

Ab idhar bhabhi ke hath pahale se tayaar the. Ab khadi jo jaa hi uske mumme seedha kalu ke hath me chale gaye.

Ufff..
Haayee..Kya jalim wakt tha?

Karti toh kya karti?

Kalu ne iss dafa koi zhizhak naa dikhate hue turant blouse ke andar hath dalkar seedha dono mumme pakad liye.

Iss wajah se bhabhi ghusse se lalbabula ho gayi.

Toh kalu ne bhabhi ko samjhate hue kaha.

Kalu- Shu..shu..shuu...shant ho jaayeiye.. dekhiye...Akadpan se aapne khudke buttons tudwa liye. Ab jara shant ho jaayiye. Koi nahi hai ass pass, toh itna dariye mat. Ab khul hi gaye hai toh do dhara usspar chidka hi dete hai. 0 minute me hamara dono kaa kaam ho jayega. Fir chali jayiye.

Bhabhi- Stop it...chodo muzhe.

Bhabhi ghusse se lal chilla padi.

Issbaar wala ye uska ghussa kuch jyada hi lal tha.
Itna ghussa dekh kalu ne turant bhabhi ke mumme chod diye. Chod diye kya? uske toh hath kamp gaye.

Uski baahe dheeli padi, toh bhabhi uski bagal se nikal gayi. 
Uske shikanje se nikalkar bhabhi ne ek lambi sans bhar li. Fir open blouse ke sath hi sabse pahale bhaagkar wo kitchen ke darwaje tak chali gayi. Waha sans rokkar bahar najar ghuma li. Ab ache se bahar ka sab jayja lene lagi. Har taraf dekhne ke baad confirm kiya ki sabkuch thik hai.
Khass karke apne bedroom ke darwaje ko jyada dekh kar confirm kara li.

Ab, wo fir se wapas mood gayi, aur ek lambi sans bharkar kitchen me wapas aayi.

Kalu dekhta reh gaya, kyunki bhagkar jaane wali ghussel bhabhi alag thi, aur ab ye chanchal adaawo wali aanewali bhabhi alag thi.

Ufff...
Apni lilly bhi naa..

Ek ajeeb saa madak chehara banakar wo seedha freez tak aakar khadi ho gayi.

 Fir jaise bagal se nikal gayi thi, waise hi zhuk kar fir se uske shikanje me khud hi aakar wapas pahale jaise khadi ho gayi.

Ufff...
Kalu ye dekhkar uss freez me khud freez ho gaya.

Ab Kalu ke dono hath upar freez par the. Toh ab bhabhi khud uske hath pakadkar neeche le gayi, aur seedha apne mummon par rakhwa diye..
Ufff...
Bilkul pahale jaise.....

Kya bawal aurat thi????
Ufff...

Ye andaaj dekhkar Kalu kaa toh freez me paseena aa gaya.

Finally apne dono mumme uske hatho me thamakar bhabhi boli- 

Bhabhi- "jaldi kijiye ab"

Uski aisi ada dekh kar koi bhi mard unmaad se Joshita ho jata.
Kalu kaa bhi kuch wahi haal huaa. Uske badan me mardaani sansani doud gayi. Khushi se pagal hote hue usne turant wo garam mumme panje me lekar pichka diye. 

Wo itna mardana pichkana tha ki bhabhi ki chinkh nikal gyi.

Bhabhi- aunchhhhhhh.....

Tabhi, Bhabhi ke baby-bottle wali size ke gulabi nipples kalu ne kass ke khinchana shuru kiya.

Bhabhi- - Aunchhh..ummhhh..aahhh..dhime naa...


Freez ki thandi hawa ke samne chal raha unka ye romance aisa lag raha tha, jaise nayi nayi shadi karke ek joda honeymoon ke liye barfile Simla aya hai, aur unki suhagraat chal rahi hai.

Par bhabhi ye achhi tarah se janati thi, ki unka ye romance bada hi risky tha. Toh ab khud bhabhi ne uske hath par apne hath rakhte hue khudki hi chuchiyaa double pressure se dabaane lagi. taaki jaldi doodh nikal jaaye.

Ufff..
Bhabhi ko double dard kaa samana karna pada, par usko uski mehanat kaa fal mila.

Kuch hi pal ki mehanat me ek garam safed dhaar nikal gayi. 
Chuiiiiiiiiiiiiii.......
Wo dhaar freezer ke cabin se jakar takraa gayi.

Bhabhi- Ummmm..aahhhh..ufff..ab jaldi nikaliye...

Ab kalu ne bhabhi ki chuchiya ache se pakad li, aur unko jor se pichkaate hue ache se dhaar nikaalne laga.

Pahali kuch dhara cabin se takrakar yaha waha gayi.

Bhabhi- Ummmmm..aahhhh...aree ache se nishana lagayiye naa...kyu waste kar rahe hai???

Toh ab kalu ne ache se pakadkar ache se nishana lagaya.

Ufff..
Issbaar wali dhaar freezer me rakhe patele par jakar gir gyi.
 
Jab wo tez dhaar patele par padi toh "charrrrrrrrtttannnnnnntannn" sa awaj gunj utha.
Jaise thande barf par garam lava dala ho.

Wo dono waha jo bhi kar rahe the, aur uss patele par usaki dhaar ki nikali wo awaj sunkar bhabhi ko hasna aya.

Wo apni hasi rokne ke liye danton tale hont chabane lagi, par andar ki shararati Lilly chupa naa saki.
Wo ekdum se hass padi.

Bhabhi- ufffff..ha..ha..ha..ha..ha..#####

Ye hasi dekh kar kalu bhi hass pada..

Kalu- Haa..ha..ha..ha..sasura..churrrrrrr...#####₹₹₹

Wo dono hasne lage..
Ha..ha..ha..hun..hum..ha..ha..###%%&&@@@

Ab toh unmaad me kalu bhabhi ki chuchiyaa pakadkar ache se pichkaane laga.

Bhabhi ki boobs ka Karishma itna shandaar tha ki, uski nikalne wali har ek dhaara badi aram se freezer ke patele tak pahunch rahi thi. Uski har dhara itni lambi aur awaj aanelayak tej thi.

Wo itni lambi shandaar aur jaandaar safed dhara dekhkar kalu itna achambit tha ki wo sochne laga ki, agar wo bhabhi ko ghumaayega aur pichkaayega, toh kamare ke ek kone se dusare kone tak aram se pahunch jaayegi iski dhaara.

Itne shandaar mumme the hi bhabhi ke.


Kuch hi pal me uss Antarctica barf par doodh ki safed nadi bahkar freezer cabin se bahar tapakne lagi.

Bhabhi- Ummm...uffff....Are stop..pura freez bhar doge kya?
Ke, tabhi ...
Wo tapakati boonde dekh kar kalu ne bhabhi ko bina jawab diye aage chalang laga di, aur wo tapakti boonde mooh me pakad li.
Unn do boondo ko sabut nigalkar ab toh usne bhabhi ko chod diya aur freezer cabin me ghuss gaya.
Waha ke barfile pradesh me safed baad aayi hui thi. Wo kisi bhi pal bharkar niche jharne ki tarah girne wali thi.
Kalu ne turant apni jeeb itni bahar nikalkar kisi billi ki tarah unn safed nadiyon ko chat kar dala.

Ye dekh bhabhi alag hi romachit ho gayi. Wo bass hasne lagi thi.

Bhabhi- Issshhh...aap bhi naa...

Kalu- Are fikar naa karo, ek boond bhi west naa jaane denge. Ur waise bhi aapne hi kaha hai, ki doodh pine se takad badh jaati hai.

Bhabhi uski baat par jawab diya.

Bhabhi- Haa..ha.. ummid karti hu ki patela nikalne ke kaam aaye.

Kalu- Haa...par bhabhi ab takad lagaane ki koi jaroorat hi nahi hai..dekh lijiyega..ki kaisan apne aap daldal se bahar aa jata hai aapka patela..usko aapka garma garam doodh ka chadhava mil gaya hai..bass thodi der...aur ab ye takad kisi aur kaam me lagaani hai toh bolo....ha..ha..ha..


Aisa bolte bolte kalu bachaa huaa doodh chaatne laga.

Kalu- hummmmm......kaa swad hai iska...umhhhhj....

Tabhi ek boond gir rahi thi. Toh usko lene ke liye kalu ne mooh khola aur uske niche mooh kholkar intzaar karne laga.

 
Bhabhi apne doodh ki kadar dekh kalu se badi khush ho gayi thi.

Pata nahi kya huaa?
Par ekdum se usne khud apne ek mumme ko pakad liya. Aur fir uss mumme ko kalu ke khule mooh ki oor pichkadiya.

Uffff....

Surrrrrrrrr...
Suiii...karti awaj se ek jabardast badi dhaar bhabhi ke mumme se nikali. Aur kaalu ke mooh me chali gayi.
 
Uss dhaar me itni khushi thi, itna pyaar tha, itni excitement thi ki kalu kaa mooh hi bhar gaya. 

Uss bhare mooh me akhir wo tapakne wali boond gir padi.

Tapakkkkkkk....

Uffff...

Kya slow motion wala scene tha.

Udhar kalu hairaan hokar mooh foolakar doodh sametne me laga tha, toh yaha apne kiye par bhabhi sharm se mooh chupa baithi thi.

Tabhi,

Ghatak... ghatak&&&&&&ghatakkkk...ghatakkkk...
Usne poora moohbhar doodh ghatak liya.

Poora doodh ghatak kar ab wo bhabhi ko dekhne laga.
Yaha bhabhi sharm se churr churr usase najare bachaati reh gayi.


To be continued...

[Marishka]

Uffff.. Kya hot update diya hai..

Maja aa gaya..

Jaldi se agla update dena..

[Voltz]

[Voltz]

Part 6 


Apni sanskari bhabhi kaa Ye andaaj dekhkar Kalu toh jannat ki sair kar aya.


Kalu ke chehare ke expressions dekh bhabhi thoda hass gayi aur lajjit bhi ho gayi.

Kalu- Muhhhhh..aaaahhhhhh...ise kahate hai asali bhabhi!! Lagata hai ab jakar andar ki Lilly bahar aayi hai. Ab ayega asali maja. 

Bhabhi- Haa, haa, haa.. baate chodiye, aur takad lagakar patela nikal dijiye jaldi. Bahot der ho rahi hai.


Waise,
Aap soch rahe honge ki, bhabhi ne khud hokar ab toh doodh bhi pila diya, upar se aise hasne bhi lagi thi, aur toh aur,  aise awataar me uske poori kabje me bhi thi, fir bhi Kalu hamla kyu nahi kar raha? Kaahe control karte baitha hai?
Toh bataaye ki, Ye khayal Kalu ko bhi aya tha,  aur wo bhi kum se kum 1000 baar.
Par yaad dila de ki wo open kitchen me the. Toh kalu ko pata tha agar chance bhi mila usko toh, kuch pal kaa hi hoga. Toh itne ke liye wo khud hokar koi badi risk nahi lena chahata tha. Upar se bhabhi ka ye character wala khel bhi tha. Usne sakt warning de rakhi hai ki, Agar character loose kar doge, aur wo harkat usko pasand naa aayi, yaa fir jabardasti lagi, Toh uska toh patta hi kat jayega kal se. Aur fir saare darwaje band. 

Toh wo sayyam se hi kaam lenewala tha.
Waise dekha jaaye toh use sabkuch dheere dheere milta hi toh jaa raha tha?

Ab toh use bass 1 bade mouke ki talash thi. Kal ke jaisa. Jaha uska pati ghar nahi ho. Tabtak wo aisi hi dheeme dheeme aage badhega, jitna bhabhi allow kar rahi thi. sayyam se khelega. 

Wo bhi shatir bhediya tha. Mouka milne tak wo bhabhi ko extreme level tak le jana chahata tha, jaha wo khud chodne ke liye uske samne bheek mangana shuru kar de. Tab aayega asali maja.


 Aage badhate hai,

Ab Kalu ne aage badhkar fir se wo patela hilaane ki koshish ki. Off course bass dikhawa kiya. Takad toh wo kabse nahi laga raha tha.

Kalu- Lagata hai aur thodi takad chahiye. 1 ghunt kaafi nahi shayad.

Itna bolkar wo mishkil hasne laga.

Bhabhi- Takad nahi maar khaoge ab aur? Aap bilkul chup rahe. Ab kuch nahi milega.

Kalu hasne laga. yaha Bhabhi bhi mishkil hasi.

Tabhi, 
Kalu kuch sochkar ruk gaya. Maano usne aur koi tarkeeb soch li hai.

Wo turant utha aur bhabhi ki tarah hi darwaje tak bhaag kar gaya. Aur waha jaakar dekhne laga.
Usne bahar bahar nazare dalkar ass pass ka jayega le liya.
Fir bhagate hue wapas aya aur bola,

Kalu- Bhabhi, aapke doodh se fisalan ho gayi hai yaha. Isiliye pakad nahi bana paa raha hu. Sasura kitna bhi pakado, dheeli pad rahi. 
Toh, isko kapade se pakadna padega.

Usne bhabhi ke latakte blouse ko dekhte hue kaha tha.

Bhabhi- No...bilkul nahi..sochna bhi mat....

Bhabhi uski baat ka matlab samajh gayi thi.

Kalu- Are sach me fisaln jada hai, uske bina kaam nahi chalega. Waisan bhi khul hi gaya hai, turant nikal ke de do. Jaldi louta deta hu...

Tabhi, bhabhi ne apna gira hua pallu utha liya, aur usko dete hue boli.

Bhabhi- ye lo. Iss se pakad lijiye. Agar itna hi jaroorat hai toh.

Itna bolkar wo thanda muskura di.

Kalu- Haa..ha..ye bhi chalega..

Aisa bolte bolte kalu ne jaanbujhkar wo pallu hath me lete wakt ek jor kaa zhatka laga diya.

Ufff...

Uss zhatke se bhabhi ki saree ka pahala layer jo kamar me dabaya jata hai wo chutne laga.

Kalu ne uss pallu ko akhari chor par nahi pakada tha, balki beecho beech pakada tha. Akhari chor ko pakad leta toh usko pallu ko lamba karne ki jaroorat hi nahi padati. Par wo bhi bada harami.

Jaise hi saree chutne lagi bhabhi bend ho gayi aur apni saree ko pakad Iiya.

Bhabhi- Aap yaha bhi toh pakad sakte the..
 Pallu ka akhari chor dikhaate hue bhabhi boli.

Kalu- Are..bhabhi jee maaf kar dijiye..hamne dekha hi nahi....


Toh ab kalu ne wo akhari chor pakad liya. Par beecho beech pakada hath waise hi tha. Toh ab uss harami ne akhari chor khinchne ki wajay, beecho beech pakada hath hi aur khinch liya.

Aur turant bol pada.

Kalu- Aree sasura..saarrii..saariii bhabhi...ye hath khinchna hai, bhool hi gaya.

Par uske aur khinchne se issbaar bhabhi ki saree kamar se hi hil gayi. 




Par asali zhatka toh ispar bhabhi ka reaction tha. 

Apna mooh banaate hue wo boli

Bhabhi- Haa..ha.. ache se pata hai muzhe..

Itna kehkar uspar ghussa hone ki wajah hasne lagi.
Aur toh aur, chutati hui saree ko hath bhi nahi lagaya, balki apne kamar se bikharti saree ko bass dekhne lagi.
Pata nahi kyu?

Ufff...
Bhabhi ko samajhpana bada mushkil tha.
Kisi bhi wakt uske andar koi bhi character jaag uth jata hai. She was such unpredictable. 

Ab ye dekhkar kalu thodi naa chup rahane wala tha? Usne lage hath fir se harkat ki.
Par ab bhi bhabhi bass dekhti khadi rahi.

 
Dekhte hi dekhte dono ke samne bhabhi ki saare chut kar kamar se nikalne lagi. 

Ab toh adhe se jyada saree khul gayi. Tab bhi bhabhi bina virodh ke waise hi khadi thi. Ab toh wo seedha seedha bhabhi ki saree khinchne laga. Dekhte hi dekhte wo poori saree chut kar bikhar gayi.

Ufff...
Ab bass bacha tha akhari fera, jo ganth ke sath bandha jata hai.
Par aaj bhabhi ne waha koi ganth bandhi hi nahi thi. Balki kamar pe jo special uska elastic dhaga tha, usme bass akhari chor dabaya tha.

Kalu ke khinchte hi wo nikal gaya.
Darsal kalu ko bhi ye dekh kar zhatka laga, ki itni asani se ye saree bhabhi ke badan se poori alag kaise ho gayi?

Khair, jo bhi ho...
Baat ye thi ki, ab bhabhi ki poori saree utar gayi thi. Aur ab bhabhi latakte khule blouse aur bass ek petticoat me thi. Wo bhi aisi ek jagah oar jaha koi bhi kahise aa sakta tha.

Ufff...
Kamal kaa najara tha. 

Bhabhi kaa badala huaa ye andaaz dekhkar kalu ke mooh se ye labj nikal gaye.



Kalu- Wahhhhh....Haayyyeee..ise kahate hai bhabhi.


Ispar kahar ye ki, Bhabhi muskuraate hue jawab dete hue boli

Bhabhi- Ab doodh bhi Pila diya, aur pallu bhi de diya. Ummid karti hu ab toh niklega.

Ab aisi permission mill gayi toh fir kya?
Harami kaalu bijali ki raftaar se bhabhi ke piche aa gaya.
Ab bina saree pe khadi bhabhi ko usne turant piche se pakad liya.

Kalu- Kaahe nahi niklega ab ye sausraa? Jaroor niklega. Bas aap thoda hath batayiye.

Aisa kehate hue ab usne bhabhi ke hath ko pakadkar uss patele par aage rakhwa diya, aur khud piche se bhabhi ko apni bahome bhar liya.
 
Issbaar petticoat pe uska lund kuch aur hi chubh gaya.

Fir bhi bhabhi ka koi reaction naa dekhte hue Kalu ne bhabhi ki gardan ke pass jaakar poocha.

Kalu- Bhabhi, aaj toh andar chaddi pahane hai ki nahi?

Iss sawal se bhabhi thoda hosh me aa gayi. Wo turant sharminda hote hue boli.

Bhabhi- Isshhh..aapse matlab? Aap apne kaam se kaam kam rakhiye naa aap?

Kalu- Nahi..yaha se kuch bhi dikh nahi raha hai isliye poocha....

Kalu ne petticoat ki naadi wale ched par ungaliya rakhate hue kaha.

Bhabhi sisak gayi. Usne turant uska hath hataya.

Bhabhi- shuuuu..aap yaha upar dhyaan de.

Kalu- Nahi bass....baat yu hai ke, jara khinchataani, gehma gehami ka kaam hai, aur aap apni nadi bahot halki bandhti ho...isliye poocha..kahi khul gaya toh?

Bhabhi- Uski chinta aap naa karo. Maine ache se bandha hai.

Kalu- Achaa? Dekhe toh..

Aisa bolkar bijali ki raftaar se usne petticoat ka nada khnich liya.


Ufff...
Srrrrrrrrrrr...Karte hue wo petticoat bhabhi ki kamar se niche gir pada.

Bhabhi ko pata chalne se pahale hi uski petticoat ne jameen chu li thi.

Oh..my..hod...

Matlab ab bhabhi ka petticoat bhi utar gaya tha.
Apne uss kitchen me a bhabhi bass khule blouse ko kandhe par lekar khadi thi.
Haa..
Kalu ne turant bhabhi ki gand par dekha. Usne dekha ki bhabhi ne gulabi rang ki ek behad hi sexy chaddi pahani hui hai.
Toh iska matlab bhabhi ab open blouse aur k chaddi par khadi.


Bhabhi- What the fuck........ye aap kya kar rahe hai? Pagal ho gaye ho kya? Ufff...

Kalu- urrrrrr...ye sasura toh sach me khul gaya....dekha..kaha tha naa bhabhi. Aapki ganth bahot halki hai.

Bhabhi- Khak..ab aise khologe toh khule gi hi naa? Aap bade hi battmiz ho....

Par shocking ye tha ki iske baad bhi bhabhi kaa waisa teekha virodh nahi ayaa, ki naa hi usne gira hua petticoat jald se utha liya..
Balki ab toh usne petticoat se pair nikalkar us petticoat ko door dhakel diya.

Bhabhi- Ufff..yaha toh paani aur doodh pada huaa hai.. daag lag jayenge...

Ufff..
Ye dekh kalu ko aisa laga ki aaj khadi khadi freez me hi chodne ko de degi bhabhi.




Kalu- Wahhh...kaa baat hai...aap bade hi khubsoorat ho bhabhi....aaj toh gulab kaa phool lagat ho...

Bhabhi ke nange golmatol chutad aur unke beech dabi hui gulabi chaddi dekhte hue kalu bola.


Bhabhi- Badi meherbaani hogi Agar aapne yaha upar dhyaan diya toh. Aapke kahane par apna doodh bhi Chadha diya. Par koi fayda nahi. Ab toh pallu bhi de diya. Ummid hai Ab toh meri problem khatam ho jaaye...

Kalu- Kaahe nahi..bhabhi...

Aisa bolkar ab kalu pallu ko lekar uss patele ko hilaane laga.

Kalu- aree..sasura...ye toh Teri coat ka kapada lagata hai. Iss se toh aur fisalan ho rahi hai...
Bhabhi jee hame sut kaa kapada chahiye...

Aisa bolte bolte hi usne bhabhi ke kandhe se uska blouse utaarna shuru kiya.


Uff..
Haa..ispar bhabhi thoda chounk gayi thi..par..par..par...
Kya bawal aurat hai...

Kasam se...issbaar bhi bhabhi kaa virodh bass dikhaave kaa hi tha. Ulta jaise uska husband uska blouse nikal raha ho, kuch isstarah se hath uthakar usko madad hi karne lagi.

Toh kya,
Pal zhapakte hi uska blouse bhi ab utar gaya.


Ufff..
Ab bhabhi bass aur bass ek gulabi panty par khadi thi apne kitchen me....

Ufff..


To be continued...

[KRISHH@09D]

What a hot update bro pls agla update jldi de do sabar nhi ho rha

[Mountakash1]

Bhai ab saap ko thoda sa to andar bahar karao

[Mountakash1]

But really very interesting story Superb

[Rizzi1198]

Wah superb exciting updates

[srider69]

Wow... amazing update, elite!!

[Marishka]

Kya hot update hai..

Maja aa gaya.. ??

Jaldi next update dena.

[Mountakash1]

Part 6 


Apni sanskari bhabhi kaa Ye andaaj dekhkar Kalu toh jannat ki sair kar aya.


Kalu ke chehare ke expressions dekh bhabhi thoda hass gayi aur lajjit bhi ho gayi.

Kalu- Muhhhhh..aaaahhhhhh...ise kahate hai asali bhabhi!! Lagata hai ab jakar andar ki Lilly bahar aayi hai. Ab ayega asali maja. 

Bhabhi- Haa, haa, haa.. baate chodiye, aur takad lagakar patela nikal dijiye jaldi. Bahot der ho rahi hai.


Waise,
Aap soch rahe honge ki, bhabhi ne khud hokar ab toh doodh bhi pila diya, upar se aise hasne bhi lagi thi, aur toh aur,  aise awataar me uske poori kabje me bhi thi, fir bhi Kalu hamla kyu nahi kar raha? Kaahe control karte baitha hai?
Toh bataaye ki, Ye khayal Kalu ko bhi aya tha,  aur wo bhi kum se kum 1000 baar.
Par yaad dila de ki wo open kitchen me the. Toh kalu ko pata tha agar chance bhi mila usko toh, kuch pal kaa hi hoga. Toh itne ke liye wo khud hokar koi badi risk nahi lena chahata tha. Upar se bhabhi ka ye character wala khel bhi tha. Usne sakt warning de rakhi hai ki, Agar character loose kar doge, aur wo harkat usko pasand naa aayi, yaa fir jabardasti lagi, Toh uska toh patta hi kat jayega kal se. Aur fir saare darwaje band. 

Toh wo sayyam se hi kaam lenewala tha.
Waise dekha jaaye toh use sabkuch dheere dheere milta hi toh jaa raha tha?

Ab toh use bass 1 bade mouke ki talash thi. Kal ke jaisa. Jaha uska pati ghar nahi ho. Tabtak wo aisi hi dheeme dheeme aage badhega, jitna bhabhi allow kar rahi thi. sayyam se khelega. 

Wo bhi shatir bhediya tha. Mouka milne tak wo bhabhi ko extreme level tak le jana chahata tha, jaha wo khud chodne ke liye uske samne bheek mangana shuru kar de. Tab aayega asali maja.


 Aage badhate hai,

Ab Kalu ne aage badhkar fir se wo patela hilaane ki koshish ki. Off course bass dikhawa kiya. Takad toh wo kabse nahi laga raha tha.

Kalu- Lagata hai aur thodi takad chahiye. 1 ghunt kaafi nahi shayad.

Itna bolkar wo mishkil hasne laga.

Bhabhi- Takad nahi maar khaoge ab aur? Aap bilkul chup rahe. Ab kuch nahi milega.

Kalu hasne laga. yaha Bhabhi bhi mishkil hasi.

Tabhi, 
Kalu kuch sochkar ruk gaya. Maano usne aur koi tarkeeb soch li hai.

Wo turant utha aur bhabhi ki tarah hi darwaje tak bhaag kar gaya. Aur waha jaakar dekhne laga.
Usne bahar bahar nazare dalkar ass pass ka jayega le liya.
Fir bhagate hue wapas aya aur bola,

Kalu- Bhabhi, aapke doodh se fisalan ho gayi hai yaha. Isiliye pakad nahi bana paa raha hu. Sasura kitna bhi pakado, dheeli pad rahi. 
Toh, isko kapade se pakadna padega.

Usne bhabhi ke latakte blouse ko dekhte hue kaha tha.

Bhabhi- No...bilkul nahi..sochna bhi mat....

Bhabhi uski baat ka matlab samajh gayi thi.

Kalu- Are sach me fisaln jada hai, uske bina kaam nahi chalega. Waisan bhi khul hi gaya hai, turant nikal ke de do. Jaldi louta deta hu...

Tabhi, bhabhi ne apna gira hua pallu utha liya, aur usko dete hue boli.

Bhabhi- ye lo. Iss se pakad lijiye. Agar itna hi jaroorat hai toh.

Itna bolkar wo thanda muskura di.

Kalu- Haa..ha..ye bhi chalega..

Aisa bolte bolte kalu ne jaanbujhkar wo pallu hath me lete wakt ek jor kaa zhatka laga diya.

Ufff...

Uss zhatke se bhabhi ki saree ka pahala layer jo kamar me dabaya jata hai wo chutne laga.

Kalu ne uss pallu ko akhari chor par nahi pakada tha, balki beecho beech pakada tha. Akhari chor ko pakad leta toh usko pallu ko lamba karne ki jaroorat hi nahi padati. Par wo bhi bada harami.

Jaise hi saree chutne lagi bhabhi bend ho gayi aur apni saree ko pakad Iiya.

Bhabhi- Aap yaha bhi toh pakad sakte the..
 Pallu ka akhari chor dikhaate hue bhabhi boli.

Kalu- Are..bhabhi jee maaf kar dijiye..hamne dekha hi nahi....


Toh ab kalu ne wo akhari chor pakad liya. Par beecho beech pakada hath waise hi tha. Toh ab uss harami ne akhari chor khinchne ki wajay, beecho beech pakada hath hi aur khinch liya.

Aur turant bol pada.

Kalu- Aree sasura..saarrii..saariii bhabhi...ye hath khinchna hai, bhool hi gaya.

Par uske aur khinchne se issbaar bhabhi ki saree kamar se hi hil gayi. 




Par asali zhatka toh ispar bhabhi ka reaction tha. 

Apna mooh banaate hue wo boli

Bhabhi- Haa..ha.. ache se pata hai muzhe..

Itna kehkar uspar ghussa hone ki wajah hasne lagi.
Aur toh aur, chutati hui saree ko hath bhi nahi lagaya, balki apne kamar se bikharti saree ko bass dekhne lagi.
Pata nahi kyu?

Ufff...
Bhabhi ko samajhpana bada mushkil tha.
Kisi bhi wakt uske andar koi bhi character jaag uth jata hai. She was such unpredictable. 

Ab ye dekhkar kalu thodi naa chup rahane wala tha? Usne lage hath fir se harkat ki.
Par ab bhi bhabhi bass dekhti khadi rahi.

 
Dekhte hi dekhte dono ke samne bhabhi ki saare chut kar kamar se nikalne lagi. 

Ab toh adhe se jyada saree khul gayi. Tab bhi bhabhi bina virodh ke waise hi khadi thi. Ab toh wo seedha seedha bhabhi ki saree khinchne laga. Dekhte hi dekhte wo poori saree chut kar bikhar gayi.

Ufff...
Ab bass bacha tha akhari fera, jo ganth ke sath bandha jata hai.
Par aaj bhabhi ne waha koi ganth bandhi hi nahi thi. Balki kamar pe jo special uska elastic dhaga tha, usme bass akhari chor dabaya tha.

Kalu ke khinchte hi wo nikal gaya.
Darsal kalu ko bhi ye dekh kar zhatka laga, ki itni asani se ye saree bhabhi ke badan se poori alag kaise ho gayi?

Khair, jo bhi ho...
Baat ye thi ki, ab bhabhi ki poori saree utar gayi thi. Aur ab bhabhi latakte khule blouse aur bass ek petticoat me thi. Wo bhi aisi ek jagah oar jaha koi bhi kahise aa sakta tha.

Ufff...
Kamal kaa najara tha. 

Bhabhi kaa badala huaa ye andaaz dekhkar kalu ke mooh se ye labj nikal gaye.



Kalu- Wahhhhh....Haayyyeee..ise kahate hai bhabhi.


Ispar kahar ye ki, Bhabhi muskuraate hue jawab dete hue boli

Bhabhi- Ab doodh bhi Pila diya, aur pallu bhi de diya. Ummid karti hu ab toh niklega.

Ab aisi permission mill gayi toh fir kya?
Harami kaalu bijali ki raftaar se bhabhi ke piche aa gaya.
Ab bina saree pe khadi bhabhi ko usne turant piche se pakad liya.

Kalu- Kaahe nahi niklega ab ye sausraa? Jaroor niklega. Bas aap thoda hath batayiye.

Aisa kehate hue ab usne bhabhi ke hath ko pakadkar uss patele par aage rakhwa diya, aur khud piche se bhabhi ko apni bahome bhar liya.
 
Issbaar petticoat pe uska lund kuch aur hi chubh gaya.

Fir bhi bhabhi ka koi reaction naa dekhte hue Kalu ne bhabhi ki gardan ke pass jaakar poocha.

Kalu- Bhabhi, aaj toh andar chaddi pahane hai ki nahi?

Iss sawal se bhabhi thoda hosh me aa gayi. Wo turant sharminda hote hue boli.

Bhabhi- Isshhh..aapse matlab? Aap apne kaam se kaam kam rakhiye naa aap?

Kalu- Nahi..yaha se kuch bhi dikh nahi raha hai isliye poocha....

Kalu ne petticoat ki naadi wale ched par ungaliya rakhate hue kaha.

Bhabhi sisak gayi. Usne turant uska hath hataya.

Bhabhi- shuuuu..aap yaha upar dhyaan de.

Kalu- Nahi bass....baat yu hai ke, jara khinchataani, gehma gehami ka kaam hai, aur aap apni nadi bahot halki bandhti ho...isliye poocha..kahi khul gaya toh?

Bhabhi- Uski chinta aap naa karo. Maine ache se bandha hai.

Kalu- Achaa? Dekhe toh..

Aisa bolkar bijali ki raftaar se usne petticoat ka nada khnich liya.


Ufff...
Srrrrrrrrrrr...Karte hue wo petticoat bhabhi ki kamar se niche gir pada.

Bhabhi ko pata chalne se pahale hi uski petticoat ne jameen chu li thi.

Oh..my..hod...

Matlab ab bhabhi ka petticoat bhi utar gaya tha.
Apne uss kitchen me a bhabhi bass khule blouse ko kandhe par lekar khadi thi.
Haa..
Kalu ne turant bhabhi ki gand par dekha. Usne dekha ki bhabhi ne gulabi rang ki ek behad hi sexy chaddi pahani hui hai.
Toh iska matlab bhabhi ab open blouse aur k chaddi par khadi.


Bhabhi- What the fuck........ye aap kya kar rahe hai? Pagal ho gaye ho kya? Ufff...

Kalu- urrrrrr...ye sasura toh sach me khul gaya....dekha..kaha tha naa bhabhi. Aapki ganth bahot halki hai.

Bhabhi- Khak..ab aise khologe toh khule gi hi naa? Aap bade hi battmiz ho....

Par shocking ye tha ki iske baad bhi bhabhi kaa waisa teekha virodh nahi ayaa, ki naa hi usne gira hua petticoat jald se utha liya..
Balki ab toh usne petticoat se pair nikalkar us petticoat ko door dhakel diya.

Bhabhi- Ufff..yaha toh paani aur doodh pada huaa hai.. daag lag jayenge...

Ufff..
Ye dekh kalu ko aisa laga ki aaj khadi khadi freez me hi chodne ko de degi bhabhi.




Kalu- Wahhh...kaa baat hai...aap bade hi khubsoorat ho bhabhi....aaj toh gulab kaa phool lagat ho...

Bhabhi ke nange golmatol chutad aur unke beech dabi hui gulabi chaddi dekhte hue kalu bola.


Bhabhi- Badi meherbaani hogi Agar aapne yaha upar dhyaan diya toh. Aapke kahane par apna doodh bhi Chadha diya. Par koi fayda nahi. Ab toh pallu bhi de diya. Ummid hai Ab toh meri problem khatam ho jaaye...

Kalu- Kaahe nahi..bhabhi...

Aisa bolkar ab kalu pallu ko lekar uss patele ko hilaane laga.

Kalu- aree..sasura...ye toh Teri coat ka kapada lagata hai. Iss se toh aur fisalan ho rahi hai...
Bhabhi jee hame sut kaa kapada chahiye...

Aisa bolte bolte hi usne bhabhi ke kandhe se uska blouse utaarna shuru kiya.


Uff..
Haa..ispar bhabhi thoda chounk gayi thi..par..par..par...
Kya bawal aurat hai...

Kasam se...issbaar bhi bhabhi kaa virodh bass dikhaave kaa hi tha. Ulta jaise uska husband uska blouse nikal raha ho, kuch isstarah se hath uthakar usko madad hi karne lagi.

Toh kya,
Pal zhapakte hi uska blouse bhi ab utar gaya.


Ufff..
Ab bhabhi bass aur bass ek gulabi panty par lhadi thi apne kitchen me....

Ufff..


To be continued...