Adultery Sanskari Lilly - Vitamin Bhabhi! ( Daily diary of lily's fantasy world)

[NegroDick]

Bahut badhiya,bahut khoob aur ekdum kamaal ka update.

[srider69]

Small but good update

[Marishka]

Pls give long update dear.. Ab chote chote update me maja nahi aa raha.

Next update jaldi dena.

[Khushboo38]

Itna achha likhta hai writer, fir bhi lund akal nahi hai story aage badhane ki.... 13 page tak bus bc doodh hi nikalwaye ja raha hai.... chut fatwa, gaand marwa, bhabhi ki chut me bacche thehrwa.

[Voltz]

Part 7


Bhabhi ki permission milte hi kalu bina lagaam kaa ghoda ban gaya.



Wo bartan lekar turant aage aya. Usne fir se wo paani ka katora uthaya. Aur bhabhi ke uss side ke mumme ke pass aya. Ab wo niche baith gaya. Uss side aate hi uski najar bhabhi ke kamar par gayi.

Ufff...

Wo nade ki ganth isi side me thi. Zhuki hui hone ki wajah se petticoat ka wo hole aur bhi khul gaya tha.

Ufff...
Kalu kaa toh dekhte hi gala sukh gaya.
Kya sexy duniya thi uske samne.
Wo hilta huaa bada hole dekhte hi kalu ki najar chakkar khaa gayi.
Jahir hai, uski najar hole ke andar jaane ki koshish karne lagi.

Tabhi bhabhi ne uski najar pakad li.
Bhabhi ko pata tha uska dhyaan kaha jaane wala tha. 
Bhabhi ne "hummmmm" karte hue awaj nikalkar uska dhyan bhatkaya.

Kalu ne hadbadaate hue mummo par paani chidak diya.

Kalu- Humm..hunnn..wu...ab ache se paani marat sakat hai.....ab koi badha nahi.

Aisa bolte hue usne bhabhi ke mumme par aur ek baar paani chidak diya.

Wo thanda sparsh hote hi bhabhi sisak gayi.

Bhabhi- Aaahhhh.....ufff....
Kalu ne darsal acha khasa paani chidka tha.

Ab usi gile hath se usne bhabhi ka mumma pakad liya.

Bhabhi- Aaaahhhh..

Ab mumme ko dheeme dheeme se masalna shuru kiya. Aaj toh uske pass time hi time tha.
Koi jaldi nahi. Uss shandaar bhare hue mumme ko wo tabiyat se sehla raha tha.

Usne kab kaa soch liya tha ki aaj toh bhabhi ki jawani kaa poora maja lega.

Wo uss premium jism ke inch inch tak pahunchkar maja le raha tha.

Idhar bhabhi ko bhi pata tha ki aaj ye harami poora maja lekar hi chodega. Toh bhabhi ne bhi chup rehkar usko maja lene diya.

Waha kuch pal bass bhabh ki sisikiya sunaai dene lagi thi.
Uffff..aahhh...hummm..ufff..stop...demeeme...samhalkar..ufff..haayee..


Tabhi bhabhi ne mehsoos kiya ki aaj wo bada hi belagam huaa rakha hai. Kyunki uske hath ab bhabhi ki permission ke bina kahi par bhi jaane lage the.

Usne pahale bhabhi ke gaal par aate baal ko hataya. Fir baalo me ungali dalkar unko udaya. Fir kandhe par hath rakha. Fir thoda niche peeth tak gaya.

Bhabhi ke dekhte hi wo wahi ruk gaya.

Wo hath chalane toh laga hi tha, par sath me bhabhi ke jism ko badi jabardast taad raha tha. Mano jaise anko se hi chod ke rakh dega.

Uski uss chubhati najar se bhabhi toh bichaari poori sikud gayi thi.


Uski wo gandi najar jahir hai akhir me uss hole me hi ghusne wali thi.
Jarasi harkat se petticoat idhar udhar hota, toh uski nazar sabse pahale uss hole me dekh leti.

Wo udhar dekhte dekhe mumme ko bhi ache se marodkar nichod raha tha.
Sala kya naseebwala tha.

Uske iss sparsh ka asar jaldi dikhane laga. Ek toh bhabhi pahale se On thi. Upar se aaj kaa rangin aur bada hi najook mahol. Aur sath me iss mard ka aisa raggad sparsh...iske karan bhabhi kaa wo mumma jaldi  jawab de gaya.
Wo aur bhi garam ho gaya. Chuchiya toh kabkhi nukhile kill ki tarah ho gayi thi.
Kalu jaan gaya ki ab bhabhi bilkul tayaar hai.


Toh usne ab poori takad se wo chuchi nichod daali.
Bhabhi- Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh....oyyyyiiiii..maaaaaa...maaaaa....hayee mar gayi...haayeeee....aunchhhhh....
Aaj bhabhi ki chinkh ko rokne wala koi nahi tha.

Uski ye chink itni jor ki nikali thi ki poora ghar gunj utha tha.

Bhabhi- Haaayeee....aaahhhhhh...

Kalu- Are.. machine ke liye toh itna nahi chillayi?
Bhabhi- Haayeee...aap ek number ke janwar ho...itna jor se kon dabata hai? Haayee meri nippl...aahhhh..Mai toh mar gayi....

Sach me Bhabhi ki naak lal ho gayi thi aur ankhon se ek ansu chalak nikla tha.

Aaj kuch jyada hi jor se pichkaya tha uss harami ne. Uss din se toh dugna.

Kalu- Are kuch nahi..itna chalta hai...aapko adat honi chahiye... wo machine ki tarah banawat nahi..hum asali bhains ka doodh nikalte hai..Jara iss dhar ko toh dekhiye..wo pichpich jaisa nahi..ise kahate hai asali doodh..
Bhabhi- Chup rahiye....aap...

Ansu liye bhabhi ne kaha.

Kalu- Are bhabhi jee... humne pahale hi bola hai, ki malik ke liye thoda sahana padata hai.. aur jara aapka kamal toh dekhiye. Bilkul ek asali bhains ki tarah utna hi Jada aur tej dhaar nikla hai. Muzhe aap par garv hai.

Aisa bolkar wo fir se chuchi pakad kar sehlaane laga. Issbaar usne jara pyaar se waha sehlaya. Bhabhi uske har touch seem rahi thi.

Ache se sehlaane ke baad ab usne dusari dhaar bhi nikal di.

Chuuuuurrrr...
Iss tarah se ab usne bhabhi kaa doodh nikaalna shuru kiya.


4 - 5 dhara halke se nikalkar ab kalu ne fir se jor badha diya. Jor badhate hi wo dhara aur tej ho gayi. Sath me bhabhi ki aahee bhi tej ho gayi.
Dard toh badhata jaa raha tha,  par bhabhi ne issbaar usko toka nahi.

Shayad use pata tha ki, iss kathinaai se bhare raste se use gujarna hi tha.
Shuruwat ki dhaara bhabhi ki jaan le leti thi. Fir nipple kaa hole uss dhra ke size se match hokar thoda fail jata. Fir utna dard nahi hota tha. Par shuruwat kaa ye dard bhabhi ko sehna hi tha.
Ek taraf ye kala hath nichod raha tha, toh dusari taraf wo machine.
Bichaari bhabhi...

Wo sehamti rahi, aahe bharti rahi aur apna dard Pachaati rahi.

Thoda nikalkar Kalu fir se ruk gaya. Aaj usko koi jaldi nahi thi.. uske pass aaj wakt hi wakt tha. Wo aaj sukun se maja lene wala tha.


Usne doodh nikalna rukwa kar fir se paani ki bouchaar daal di chuchi par. Wo lal chuchi ko sach me thodi thandak mil gayi.
Bhabhi ko bhi jara achaa lag

Toh fir usne ab ache se poore mumme par paani chidakana shuru kiya. Issbaar wo paani itna jyada tha ki uski chidkan bhabhi ke ghutno ke petticoat tak pahunch gayi.

Waha uska petticoat bheeg gaya.

Bhabhi- Chu...chuuu...chuuu...aap bhi...

Bhabhi ne chuuu..chuuuu...karte bhabhi ne apna wo petticoat ghutno ke upar tak utha liya.

Ufff...
Haayee..wo uski gori tange....

Bhabhi ki gori tange waise ghutno tak hi dikh padi thi..par wo tange kya kamsin thi?

Tabhi bhabhi ne apna petticoat upar uthakar apne dono tangon ke beech pakad liya..

Bhabhi- Haayee..Kitna gila kar diya..

Kalu- Wo apna tarika hai...isiliye keh rahe the. Achaa huaa naa aapne kapade utaar diye?

Ye bolte bolte Kalu ka dhyaan bhabhi ki kamar par chala gaya.

Ohhhh..

Wo aisa kuch dekh kar hakka bakka reh gaya.

Darsal petticoat ko thoda upar uthane se aage ki taraf petticoat ki dheelaai badh gayi thi. Iski wajah se kamar ke uss hole ka space hole aur bhi bada ho gaya tha. Ab wo hole uss angal me aa gaya tha ki waha se kuch adbhut dikhne ki ummid thi. Tabhi bhabhi ne uss taraf wala pair aage kar liya. Shayad paani me ghutna naa rakhana chahati thi? Par iski wajah se kalu ko aisa kuch dikh gaya ki uske hosh udd gaye.

Darsal wo pair aage aane se uss hole ko aur bhi dheelai mil gayi thi. Usme se kalu ko seedha bhabhi ki naabi ke niche wala jisko 'nichala pet' bolte hai, wo dikhaai pada.
Ufff....

Aur tabhi...
Tabhi...
Ek parda hilte hi bhabhi ke zaat dikaai pade.


Ohhhh..
Haa..haaa...
Pubic hair....chut ke zhaat...

Ye dekh kalu bhouchakka reh gaya.

Petticoat ke uss hole se ek baalon ka guchaa saaf saaf dikhaai dene laga.

Ye dekhte hi kalu ke lund ne khataak kar ke jump maari.

Jab akhari baar kalu ne bhabhi ke zaat dekhe the tab ek line me kataai me the. Aaj wo guchaa badh gaya tha. Lagata hai bhabhi ne uske baad kataai nahi ki thi.

Bichaari bhabhi ko uski koi khabar nahi thi.

Bhabhi- "Ab kya dekh rahe hai? Gila toh kar diya aapne. Ab jaldi nikaale..muzhe iss Kichidi me jyaa nahi rukna."


Kalu ne fir se doodh ko pichkana shuru kiya..
Wo pahale se kai jyada baar petticoat ke uss hole me dekhne laga tha. Har baar wo kala guchaa use alag hi nasha de raha tha. Pata nahi kyu? Par bhabhi zhaat ke sath alag hi sexy lag rahi thi use.

Tabhi bhabhi ke hath se wo pump fir se fisal gaya. Use samhalne ke liye bhabhi ne wo pair piche le liya. Jiski wahaj se bhabhi ke zat dikhana band hue.

Ghusse me kalu utha aur chalkar duaari taraf aya.
Fir wo pump ko bhabhi ke hath se khinch liya.

Kalu- Are chodiye...kya iss khiloune ke sath khel rahi hai...jiska kaam, wo wo kare...
Aisa bolkar usne wo pump baaju rakh diya aur niche baith gaya. Abtak bass adhi bottle hi bhari thi. 

Fir Kalu ne katora lekar uss mumme par paani chidak diya.

Kalu- Are yi kaa chipki chipakila laga rakha hai? paani kaa kaam toh paani hi kare...

Aisa bolkar wo uss lagaaye gel ko dhone laga.

Par tabtak katore ka paani khatm huaa. Toh kalu fir se utha aur issbaar ek bada jug uthakar laya.
Bhabhi uski ye manmani bass dekhti rhi.

Wo paani se bhara jug ek hath me lekar dusare hatheli se mumme par paani sikudne laga.
Tabhi apne chubhate ghutne thoda relax karne me bhabhi thoda moodi.
Par huaa ye ki..jis hath me wo jug pakada tha wahi hath bhabhi ki bum se takraya. Aur poora ka poora paani se bhara jug bhabhi ke bum ke upar gir gaya.

Bhabhi- ahaaayeee.....ye kya kar diya aapne? Utha lo ise...

Halaki girte wakt wo adha bachaya jaa sakta tha. Par kalu ne khud hokar uss jug ko bhabhi ke pichwade par poora khali kar diya. Akhari boond tak wo giraata raha.

Ufff...
Usko aur kya chahiye tha?
Paani ki wajah se bhabhi ka petticoat lagbagh poora bheeg gaya tha. Wo paani itna tha ki uss petticoat ke kapade ko pighlaane ke liye kaafi tha.

Ohh..kasam see..

Pahale hi kayamat dhaayi hui thi...ab toh wo petticoat bhi bheeg gaya tha.

Tabhi kalu ne dekha ki ye bheega huaa petticoat ka kapada bhabhi ke jism se kuch jyada hi lipakne laga tha
Uffff...

Kuch jyada hi matlab kuch jyada hi hade paar.

Itna ki bhabhi ke dono matakte kulhon par wo petticoat aise lipat gaya jaise wo kapada bhabhi ke jism ka hissa ban gaya ho.

Itna hi nahi..upar se kayamat ki ab wo safed petticoat bhigne se pardarshi bhi hone laga.

Ye pardarshi bhi kuch jyada hi thi.

Lagata hai apni exhibitionist bhabhi kaa khass petticoat tha ye.
Uss petticoat ka kapda thaa hi kuch aisa ki dekhte hi dekhete kuch jyada hi pighal gaya tha.

Oh..my..hod..

Itna patal ho chuka tha, aur itna transparent ho chuka tha ki bhabhi ke jism kaa hissa lag raha tha. Khass karke jaha ubhaar ho. Atlab bhabhi ke dono gol matoldaar kulhon ka rang jaise badalkar safed se jism lag raha tha.
Jaha ubhaar tha waha ye kapada naa ke barbar ho chuka tha.
Jaha kapade ko thoda dheel thi..Matlab dono kulhon ke beech ki khaai me thoda safed rang reh gaya.. waha ka najara kuch aisa lag raha tha jaise kisi 2 pahadiyon ke beech koi safed zharna beh raha ho.


Kalu- Are bhabhi jee.. hamne kuch nahi kiya. Ulta aap hi ne dhakka diya..Mera poora paani gir gaya.

Bhabhi- Aree..dhakka laga toh kahi aur gira dete...haaayeee..dekho jara...Mai sab bheeg gayi...haayeee ye toh andar tak chala gaya.. sab bheeg gayi mai.

Aisa bolte bhabhi apne bum ko zhadane lagi.. par jaldi hi jaan gayi ki waha ka kapada kitna andar dhas gaya hai. Use toh aisaa laga ki usne apne nange kulhon par hath rakh diya hai. 

Ab uske zhadane se toh wo kapada aur bhi kass ke chipakne kaga. Bhabhi ye samajh gayi aur turant hath hata liya.


Kalu ke samne kya nazara hoga ise imagine karke wo aur bhi sehma gayi. Laaj se apne dono hath se apna pichwada chupaane lagi.

Tabhi kalu ne bhabhi ke wo hath zhatak kar waha se hata diye. Kalu ke aisa karne se bhabhi shock ho gayi..wo ghusse se uski taraf dekhne lagi.

Tabhi kalu bol pada.
Kalu- Are bhabhi jee.. aap hath naa lagaayie waha.. aapke hath goni par the naa..dekhiye aapki wajah se yaha daag lag gaya.

Bhabhi ye sunte hi piche dekhne lagi.

Tabhi uske kulhe par kisike hath ka phatka usne mehsoos kiya. Wo shock reh gayi. Kalu ne bhabhi ke kulhe par ek jam kar thappad lagaya tha.

Bhabhi ghusse se chilla padi.

Bhabhi- What the fuck..ye kya kar rahe hai aap???

Kalu iske jawab ke liye tayaar tha.
Usne turant fatke ko zhadne me  badal diya.
Wo badi dekhbhaal ke sath petticoat par umada daag hataanr ki acting karne laga.


Kalu- Aji, hiliye mat. aise hi rukiye.. abhi saaf kar deta hu...

Beshak zhadna toh bass bahana tha. Ulta wo ab jaanbujhkar bhabhi ki gand par fatke marne laga.
Uska hath padate hi wo bhige hue chutado bada mast kampan kar jaa rahe the.
Kya figure thi, kya thulthuli gand thi bhabhi ki.

Dhammm....dhammm....
Wahhh...

Jahir hai unn phatkon se toh wo kapada aur chipak gaya. Ab toh aisa lagne laga ki bhabhi ke kulhe nange hi hai.

Bhabhi- Stop..ruk jayiye...koi jaroorat nahi hai..pahale hi itna gila ho chuka hai..ab toh dhona hi padega. Ab kya daag, aur kya hi dhabbe.

Kalu ka zhadna bhabhi ne band karwaya.

Toh ab kalu utha, aur fir se paani lekar aya.
Aur uss mumme ko ache se paani se saaf kiya aur dusare mumme kaa bhi doodh nikalne laga.

Bhabhi- Ahhh..ahhh..ahhh..
Uss side ka adha doodh toh nikal hi chuka tha. Baaki bacha Kalu apne maje lete hue masalkar pichkaye nikalne laga.

Thoda iss side kaa nikalne ke baad wo fir se uthkar dusri side kaa nikalne laga.
Ab toh kya? Poori bhains hi uski thi.

Ek ke baad ek ....
Aisa baari baari dono mummon ke maje lene laga.

Yaha bebas bhabhi uska atyachaar sehate bass ghodi bane khadi thi. Aur wo toh bass ek petticoat par thi. Aur wo petticoat ki halat bhi ab aapko pata hi hai. Kamar me bada hole, aur piche se poora bheega huaa.

Bhabhi ki khubsoorati kya jwala macha rahi thi uss kabaad room me, ye toh kalu hi janata tha.

Uska toh kab se bada bura haal ho rakha tha. Uska lund toh room me aane se pahale se hi khada tha. Ab toh aise nazaare ko dekhkar use samhalna bahot kalu ko mushkil tha.

Uske lund ki tadap ab bardasht ke bahar thi.

Issbaar uska lund kuch iss kadar machal utha ki, kalu ko uth khada hokar use hath se thik karna pada.

Ab wo baar baar uthkr apne dhoti me hath dalkar lund ke ubhaar ko hilaane laga tha.
Wo side badalne se pahale apne lund ko sehlata aur fir baithkar doodh nikalta tha.

Iss baar wo fir se dusare side aakar baith raha tha. Tabhi ek kand huaa.
uska lund mardon ki underpant ke bich wale hole se bahar hi kud pada. Wo waise hi niche baith gaya.

Ufff...

Bhabhi ka chehara uski taraf hi tha.
Jaise hi wo baitha, baithane ki wajah se uska poora ka poora lund uski pant se bahar aa gaya. Jaise lipstick ki dibbi ghumaate hi usme se lipstick ki kandi bahar aati hai. Uska kaala motha lund dhoti ki 2 Parte rondh kar seedha bahar khul gaya tha.

Kalu ko turant pata chal gaya ki uska lund underpant se hi nahi balki dhoti se bhi bahar chalka hai.

Wo chupaane ki koshish karne wala hi tha....
Ke...
Ke..
Ke tabhi uski nazar bhabhi par pad gayi.
Haayeeee..

Bhabhi ke chehare par ek gambhir ghabrahat thi.
Bhabhi ki lajaa se bhari wo ankhe, aur chehare par ghabrahat se umte wo badal, dekh koi bhi bata sakta tha ki usne kya dekha hai?

Bhabhi kaa chehara dekh kar Kalu samajh gaya ki bhabhi ne kya dekha hoga.


Haa..haa..
Wakai me..

Bhabhi ne uske lund ko dekh liya tha. Wo bhi pahali baar.

Uske lund ko dekhte hue halat me bhabhi kalu se pakadi gayi thi. Pakade jaane se toh bhabhi ekdum se uchal hi padi. Uss uchal jaane ne ye saaf kar diya tha ki bhabhi ne kalu ka rocket dekh liya tha.



Halaki aap soch rahe honge ki chodne ke liye tarasne wala kalu bhala apna lund kyu chupaane ki koshish kar raha tha?

Darsal bhabhi kaa moodi swabhav kalu ache se janata tha. Uske nakhare dekhte hue wo sayam ke sath kaam lena chahata tha. Use sure hone ke liye bhabhi ki taraf se koi thos kadam chahiye tha. Aur wo janata tha ki tabtak bhabhi ko aur tadpana tha.

Agar bhabhi bura maan jaati toh wo wahi sab khatam karke Kalu ko ghar se bahar nikal deti.

Uske alag nakhare the, alag rules the, aur alag maapdand the.


Par lagata hai iss wakt kismat ne uska sath diya hai.
Kyunki Kalu ka lund bahar paakr bhi bhabhi ne ye khel nahi toda.

Ulta bhabhi toh andar se aur garam ho gayi.

Wo ek kala tagada motha lund tha. Bilkul Anaconda.
Uska topa toh itna bada tha jaise aisa lag raha tha ki uske lund ke akhari chor ko kisine rassi se jor se bandha ho. Aur uski wajah se aage wala hissa suja huaa ho. Upar se aage uske ched se ek chipkila dravy latak raha tha.
Wo lund bahot hi ganda aur sath me chichipa lag raha tha.
Shayad bhabhi ki jawani ne kabse usko sataya tha.
Khair,
Uske lund ke aise darshan se bhabhi ke poore badan me ek ajeeb si sansani doud gayi thi. Aur uski sanse fool gayi thi. Pata nahi uss kaale lund me bhabhi ne aisa kya dekha? Par kaha jata hai gori bhabhiyon ko kala lund bada pasand aata hai.

Bhabhi ne uske lund ke ubhaar ko toh bahot baar dekha tha, par uske lund ke Darshan pahali baar kar rahi thi.
Bhabhi ne ek ajeeb saa surprise wala reaction diya tha.
Ab bhabhi uske kaale rang se zep gayi thi? ki uske size se? yaa fir dono se? ye toh bhabhi hi bata sakti hai. Par baat ye hai ki kalu ki patali tabiyat ko dekh ke, bahbhi ne socha kabhi socha  nahi hoga ki uska itna bada hoga.



Khair aage badhate hai.

Pakade jaane se bhabhi ne turant nazare ghuma li.
Toh kalu ne apni dhoti ke kapade ko odh liya, aur apne lund ko chupaya.
Par dhoti me niche toh saand khulla hi ghum raha tha. Uska wo lund abhi bhi uski underpant se bahar hi tha. Dhoti se bahar chalakne me kitni der lagane wali thi? 

Wo apne lund ko under pant me ghusaane ki koshish kar raha tha ,
Tabhi bhabhi ne uski taraf dekha.
Toh ab kalu ne use waisa hi chod diya.

Bhabhi ko uske samne pata nahi chal raha tha ki kaha dekhe aur kiss taraf mooh kare. Par lakh mana karne ke bawjood bhi bhabhi ki nazare use dhoka dene hi lagi aur chori chori deedaar karne lagi.

Kalu ye jaan gaya.

Wo itna khush ho gaya ki ab dhoti ka wo kapada hatakar usne apne lund ko bindhast khulla chod diya.

Bhabhi ye dekh badi sehma gayi.

Bhabhi ki foolti hui sanse kalu ne dekh li thi. Usne socha ki isase achaa mouka use nahi mil sakta.
Loha jabtak garam hai, tabhi hathoda maar dena chahiye.
Kya kare?
Kya kare? Isi soch me wo jor se chilla utha.


Kalu- Bhabhi kochroch....kochroch...

Usne ek chance toh le hi dala. Par use khud bhi pata tha ki aaj ye wala mantr kaam nahi karega. Bhabhi aaj iss jhase me fasnewali nahi hai.


Par wo galat tha.

Bhabhi aise uske baahome aakar lipet gayi, ki jaise khud wo mantr ka shikaar hona chahati ho.

Kasam se.

Ufff...


Abtak jo bhi Kalu ne dekha tha, wo sab dharovar pal me hi uske bahome aa gaya tha.


Jiss ghadi ki wo pahale din se tamanaa le batha tha, aaj wo ghadi uske bahome thi.

Usne Cochroach devta aur chipkali devta ko pranaam karte karte ek pal ke liye ankhe band kar li.


To be continued....

[Raju123]

Excellent and amazing update

[srider69]

Seriously wonderful episode. Please proceed further. Love it

[Rizzi1198]

Fantastic

[Shrabanti]

Ekdum kamaal ka update

[Voltz]

Part 8


Pichle episode me hamne dekha ki bhabhi bass ek petticoat pe aakar usko lipat gayi hai...



Kalu ke chehare par aisi prasannta thi, jaise uske bahome iss duniya ki sabse khubsoorat aurat ho.
Aur tha bhi waisa hi kuch!

Ek madmast jawani se bhara dahakta jism aur wo bhi bass ek petticoat pe usko aake chipak gya tha.

Uski ankhe bata gayi ki use wo mil gaya tha, jo sadiyo se wo chaah raha tha.

Thoda hosh me ate hi kalu ko bhabhi ke jism kaa ehsas huaa.
Paani se bheegane ke bawjood bhabhi ka wo badan garam tha. 



Wo apne armaan poore karne ki soch hi raha tha ki tabhi bhabhi ne usko door karte hue jor kaa dhakaa mara.

Bhabhi- Shut up...aap zhoot bol rahe ho naa? 

Kalu- Areee baap re..haa bhabhi aapne bilkul thik kaha. Wo cockroach nahi balki ek bada Chuha hai. Areee....baap re..ye toh bahot bada hai......Shuuu...shuuuu.....chal yaha se...

'Chuha' itna sunte hi bhabhi ki fat gayi. Wo fir se usko aakar lipat gayi. Pahale toh adha adhura lipati thi...Issbaar toh poora uske baahome ghuss gayi.
Jaise premika apne permi ke bahome ghuss jaati hai.

Par jaldi hi bhabhi ko pata chal gaya ki aaj ka ye kalu, kal wala nahi hai. 

Usne bhabhi ko aise kas ke jakhad liya, ki bhabhi ke mooh se chinkh nikal gayi. Sath me uske doodh ke mumme aise piss gaye ki uski chuchiyon ne paani mang liya. Uski mardaani pakad aisi thi ki pal bhar ke liye bhabhi uski aurat ban gayi aur anke meetha li. Par jald hi wo hosh me aa gayi. Hosh me aate hi upar dekh wo kuch kahane jaa rahi thi..

Bhabhi- wo...par....

Par tabhi kalu ne uske hont chum liye. 

Ufff...


Haa..haa.. Kalu ne akhirkaar itni daring kar hi daali thi.

Ek pal ke liyee waha jaise sannata fail gaya. Itna ki hawa ne bhi gujarna rok liya.

Idhar bhabhi ki ankhe goti jaisi badi ho gayi thi. 

Usne kal ki tarah ki quickly uske mooh ko door kiya..

Bhabhi- What the fuck....ye kyaa???


Tabhi uski baat ko adhe me kaatate hue kalu daring me bol pada.

Kalu- Shuuuu...Jara bhi awaj nahi...waha bahot bada chuha hai...


Uske dwara seedha hont chumne se bhabhi bilkul ghussa dikhaane wali thi. Aur iss baat ko kalu janata tha.
Jaise hi bhabhi mooh kholne wali thi wo pahale se tayaari me baitha tha.

Bhabhi- Par...aise kaise tum.....

Tabhi kalu ne bhabhi ki baat ko kaatate hue fir se uske hont chum liye.

Ufff...

Issbaar uski daring dekh kar bhabhi sach me hairaan thi.

Ab aag se kheloge toh hoga toh kuch aisa hi naa?
Mardon ko had se jyada tadpaane me yahi risk hoti hai.
Ekdum se huee iss attack se bhabhi khud ko bacha nahi paayi. Wo samajh hi nahi paa rahi thi ki usko kya karna chahiye.

Par tabhi kalu khud hi ruk gaya. Kalu ke attack se jyada uske rukne se bhabhi shock ho gayi.

Kalu- ' Shuuu...kaha naa awaj mat kariye..warna chuha petticoat me ghuss jayega.'

Ispar bhabhi kuch jawab de hi nahi paayi. Wo kalu ki badmashi dekhti reh gayi.
Wo andar se lal mirch ban gayi thi, par koi labj nahi nikala dobara. 

Tabhi kalu ne chuhe ka zhansa dete hue bhabhi ko fir se apni bahome khinch liya.

Issbaar bhabhi ke mumme fir se uski chaati se akar takra gaye. Par issbaar dono mummon ke beech 'Pichaak' kar ke jor awaj aayi. 

"Pichaakkkkkk.."

Darsal ek toh bhabhi ke mumme bheege hue the, aur ek mumme par wo chipkila dravya laga huaa tha. Iske karan pichakte hi waha se 'Pichak' awaj nikal gayi thi.
Uss awaj se kalu ek hasi lekar rok ke waha dekhne laga. Ye dekh bhabhi badi jabardast sharm khaa gayi.

Par tabhi....
Uss harami kalu ne bijali ki raftaar se zhukte hue bhabhi kaa ek mumma mooh me hi pakad liya.

Ohh..my..hod..

Kalu ki ye himmat?

Bhabhi ne toh sapne me bhi nahi socha tha ki wo ais karega?

Ye abtak kaa laga huaa sabse bada zhatka tha bhabhi ke liye.
Wo shocking expression ke sath kalu ke hoton ka sparsh apni chuchi par mehsoos kar rahi thi.
Uska mooh apni chuchi se lagate hi bhabhi kisi dard sa karhaaa gayi. Uske mooh ka sparsh itna jaleem tha.
Bhabhi ke mooh se toh aaahhhh hi nikal gayi. 

Bhabhi ne usko turant door hataane ki koshish ki, par uski nipple uske daato ke niche hone ki wajah se wo use utani jor se door dhakel naa paayi.

Par tabhi kalu ne bhabhi kaa mumma khud hokar chod diya.

Kalu- "Areee..... shuuuu......ye bhi awaj karne lage the. Bhabhi inko bhi toh samjhaao."

Ye baat usne jeebh ko chaatate caatate hue kahi thi.

Pahale toh bhabhi uske iss hamle se dar si gayi thi. Fir uski badmashi samajh aate hi ghussa ho gayi. Par tabhi uski iss baat ne bhabhi ki hasi hi khol di. Wo lajaa ke sath niche dekhte hue muskuraa gayi. Iska ehsas hote hi fir aur lajjit hokar apna mooh dhak liya.

Bhabhi- Ishhhh.....Aap bhi naa...

Bhabhi kaa ye hasna kalu ke liye akhari permission tha. Wo itna khush ho gaya ki uska kala chehara bhi chamakne laga.



Usne turant agala kadam utha liya.
Issbaar wo ekdum dheet tha.
Ab use roknewala koi nahi tha.
Ab uske pass mouka bhi tha, aur dastur bhi.

Kalu- Bhabhi jee.. ab aage kya hoga pata hai?

Bhabhi ne sans foolate hue poocha.

Bhabhi- kya?

Kalu- 'Ab mera balance bighadne wala hai..aur hum dono niche gir padne wale hai. Ek dusare ke upar.'

Bhabhi ki sanse fool gayi. Wo bichaari Haa bhi naa keh saki, aur nahi Naa keh saki. Wo bass sunati reh gayi.



Kalu ne toh kahar kar diya tha. Wo harami ab toh bataake kar raha tha.

Pata nahi kyu, par kaalu ki iss baat ne bhabhi ki sanse adhuri padane lagi. Wo apni chaati ko fulakar sanse lene lagi.

Kalu- 'Aur haa..akhari 2 baar aap mere upar padi thi. Par issbaar mai aap par. Aap niche hongi, aur mai upar. Toh apne najook badan ko jara samhalkar.

Itna bolte hi usne bhabhi ko niche zhukana chaalu kiya. 

Ufff...

Dheeme dheeme wo dono niche niche aane lage.

Fir akhir me bhabhi uss goni pe aa gayi. 

Jaise hi bhabhi goni par aa gayi, tabhi kalu ne bhabhi ko baho me jakhad liya.

Uff...

Ab wo dono uss gandi goni par lete hue the. Bass ek petticoat aur baaki poori nangi, iss halat me bhabhi niche thi. Toh dhoti se apna lund bahar nikaale uss komal badan par pahuda kalu upar tha.

Kya kamal kaa manjar tha kalu ke liye?

Yaha uske iss mardaani bartaav se bhabhi ki sanse itni fooli hui thi ki wo saaf saaf naa toh kuch soch paa rahi thi, naahi kuch bol paa rahi thi. Ek taraf Naa karke murzhaai jaa rahi thi. To dusari taraf ek ajeeb si tadaf ke karan use Haa karne kaa bhi man ho raha tha.



Bhabhi issko samajh paati ki tabhi kalu ne apana ek hath niche daalkar bhabhi ke petticoat ko pakad liya. 



Laaj se bhabhi ne rokna chaha. Kyunki use pata tha wo uske badan par akhari kapada tha. 

Par kalu ne bhabhi ka hath zhatak diya.

Tabhi usne wo ganth pakad li.
Usne wo petticoat ke naade ki ganth kholne ki aur raggad koshish ki. Par is gehmagehami me wo ganth aur tight baith gayi.
Jajabato se bhara kalu ghussa ho gaya.

Usne jor jabardasti karte hue wo petticoat faad ke fek dena chaha.

Par Bhabhi ka pratikaar dekh usne apana plan badal liya. 

Usne jor jabardasti wala rasta chodkar pyaar bhara rasta chun liya.

Usne turant apna hath bhabhi ki naabhi par rakh diya. Aur bhabhi ke pratikaar se pahale hi use seedha niche tak le gaya. Aur ab seedha petticoat me ghusa diya.

Ufff..
Uss gehmagehami ke karan bhabhi ke petticoat ka nada thoda dheela ho gaya tha. Iske karan wo hath bina rukawat ke seedha andar chala gaya.

Ufff.....

Ab kalu kaa hath bhabhi ke petticoat me tha.

Bhabhi iske liye ready nahi thi. Uska hath andar jaate hi bhabhi kaa badan bhi sikud gaya.

Andar jate hi uska hath bhabhi ke zhaat ke janjaal me ghuss gaya.

Wahhhh...

Wo zhaat kaa jungle itna badh gaya tha ki, usme kalu ki ungaliya poori doob gayi. 

Uska hath seedha zhaat me lagate hi bhabhi ne aisa reaction diya, jaise maano kalu ne zhaat me nahi, balki mooh me hath ghusaakar dil ko pakad liya ho. 

Uske hath me khudke zhaat paakar bhabhi ko badi sharm aayi.
Wo ek aurat thi aur pubic hair uska bahot hi  niji body part tha.

Usne poori takad se uske hath ko upar se wahi jakhad ke rakh diya.

Bhabhi- Pleajjjjjj....ummmhhh...nikalo naa hath...



Issbaar bhi bhabhi kaa aisa request bhara pratikaar dekhte hue usne fir se apna plan badal liya. Usne bhabhi ki Naa ko respect dete hue apna hath nikaal liya.

Waise bhi petticoat ke nada ke karan uske hath ko jaisa chahiye waisa adjust nahi mil raha tha. 

Usko ab koi rukawat chahiye hi nahi thi.

Usne turant agala hamla kiya. Issbaar usne apni kamar ko halka uthakar bhabhi ki ankho me hi dekhte hue, matlab bina niche dekhe hi uss petticoat ko hi upar utha liya.

Ufff...
Bhabhi iske liye toh bilkul ready nahi thi. 
Wo hadbadahat se uchal padi. 
Par bhabhi ki wo kahi se kuch haari hui koshish sabit hui. Kyunki pal zhapakte hi uska wo petticoat itna upar utha tha, ki ab piche kuch bacha hi nahi. Usne ek zhatke me hi wo bhabhi ke naabhi tak upar utha liya tha. 
Matlab ab bhabhi poori nangi ho chuki thi.

Bhabhi ki ankho me loot jaane ki dasta thi. Use pata tha ki, ab wo chood jayegi.
Beshak, kisi bhi aurat ke tarah usne turant waha hath badhakar chupaane ki koshish karni chaahi. 

Par wo hath badhaati iss se pahale kalu ne apni kamar rakh di aur wo bhabhi ke upar land ho gaya. Usne niche dekha tak nahi tha.

Uss harami bhabhi ko dekhte hue bol pada.

Kalu- "Fikar naa kare bhabhi jee...sab apni dhoti me nange hote hai..ha..ha..ha..."

Jahir hai bhabhi ispar kuch bol nahi payi.
Apne tanj par wo akela hass raha tha.

Akela haste haste ab wo poori tarah se bhabhi ke upar land ho gaya.

Ufff..
Jaise hi wo bhabhi ke nange badan pe land huaa, bhabhi ko kuch adbhut chubh gaya.

Iss garama garami ke mahol me bhabhi ne agar kuch mehsoos kiya toh wo jangh par laga kalu ke lund ka sparsh. 
Ufff..
Uska lund bhabhi ki jangh se takra gaya tha.

Uske lund ka sparsh hote ji bhabhi ka poora badan kamp utha. Use ek hi pal me pahali baar mila kalu se lekar, aajtak kaa safar yaad aya.
Bhabhi ne toh apni ankhe hi band kar di.

Bichaari ne lagbagh surrender kar li thi. Kya karti? ab wo apne petticoat ko niche bhi nahi kar sakti..kyunki Kalu sand uske upar tha. 


To be continued....

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Part 9

Bhabhi apna petticoat ab niche nahi le sakti, kyunki Kalu uske upar tha.

Kalu ne ab bhabhi ko ache se fasa liya tha. Ab wo time jaya nahi karne wala tha. Murgi ko agar chodna ho toh, murge ko uski gardan chonch se sahi time pe jakhadni padati hai. Warna wo udd jaayegi.

"Bahot huaa khelam khilaayi....ab bass hogi Pelam pilaayi." ...


Toh ab usne apni poori takad se bhabhi ko jakhad liya aur apna ek hath bhabhi ke baalo me dalkar bhabhi ki gardan utha li. Aur seedha gardan chum pada.

Ahhh...
Wo bhabhi ki gardan ko aise chum gaya ki bhabhi ki chaavi khul gayi yaha. Wo pratikaar ko chod ankhe band kar ke haapne lagi.

Kahate hai, Aurat, gardan ko chumne se hont ke chumne ke mukaable dugna pagal ho jaati hai. 


Lagata hai akhir kaar kalu ke andar ke mard ne bhabhi ko wo wala nasha de hi diya tha.

Ab toh kya use khuli permission mil gayi.
Turant hi bhabhi ne mehsoos kiya ki uske lund ka sparsh ragadne me badal gaya. Aur ab wo jangh se upar aate aate bhabhi ke zaat ke jungle me ghuss gaya.

Jaise hi bhabhi ki zaat ke jungle ka sparsh kalu ko huaa..Kalu ki dhadkane itni jor jor se dhadakne lagi ki usme se 2 badi awaj nikali

 "dhaakkk" "dhaaakkk"

Tabhi use uske antkaran ki awaj sunnai di-

 "Bhabhi???" Bhabhi????

Wo awaj itni badi thi ki samne padi bhabhi ko bhi sunaai di.




Par ruko jara...

Ye toh ladaki jaisi awaj hai.

???????

Kalu ka antkaran ladaki ki awaj me kyu baat kar raha tha?
Wo awaj unn dono ko sunaai di thi. Wo dono ek dusare ko dekhne lage.
Kalu khud ki chaati me dekhne laga, ki uske andar kaa mard ladaki ki awaj me "bhabhi bhabhi" kyu pookar raha hai?

Tabhi aur ek baar wahi awaj aakar unn dono ke kaan me ghuss gayi.

Iss wali awaj ne dono ko hosh me lakar khada kar diya. 
Wo dono wahi pade pade apni sanse rokhkar 3rd awaj ki pratiksha karne lage.
Unn dono ko kuch samajh me nahi aa raha tha.

Tabhi fir se awaj aayi...

- Takkk.....Takk......Takkkk...

" Bhabhi??? Bhabhi???????


Areee sasura...
ye toh koi darwaja thok raha tha....


Wo sunte hi wo dono toh dar se aise kaamp gaye, ki unka poora nasha utar gaya.

Bhabhi ne turant kalu ko apne upar se hata liya aur jald se petticoat niche kar liya.

Kalu- Bhabhi...koi darwaja thok raha hai kaa?..kon hai??

Kalu dar ke maare sans foolakar poochne laga.

Bhabhi- Haa..koi aya hai lagata hai..

Aisa bolkar bhabhi uth gayi. Aur apne petticoat ko waise pakadkar room ke bahar uss hallway me gayi. 

Ye dekh kalu poora pagal ho gaya. 
Wo ghusse se chinkh pada..aur khudko 4 thappad laga chuka. Fir apne baal khinchte khudpar ghussa karne laga.

Kalu- " Fatttt....sasuraaaaa......fir se????nahi nai nai....sasura sab ki Maa chude pade hai kaa?....behnchod.. jara der baad aata toh kaa hota? Maa ki chodu inki ....... "Abari ke ghar bhains biaayi nahi ke saara gaanv matki lekar bhaage aave" ab kaa gand me daal lu apna lund???????"


Uska chillana dekh bhabhi ko fir se wapas darwaje tak aakar usko chup karana pada.

Bhabhi- Shuuuuuuuuuuuu....pagal ho kya??? Dono ko marwa doge..shut up...shuuu...

Bhabhi ke dwara shuuu karte hi kisi chor ki tarah wo idhar udhar uchalkud karke chupne laga.

Ab bhabhi fir se mood gayi, aur samhalkar dabe paav bahar hallway me aakar thodi himmat jutakar awaj di.

Bhabhi- Haa..aajiii...kon?

Toh bahar se darwaje par dastak ke sath awaj aayi..

- "Bhaaaaaaaabhiiii...bhaaabhi?????"

Bhabhi- Haa..aayi...kitchen me hu...hath dho rahi hu....ruke 2 min...

Bhabhi ne lage hath koi jawab de dala.

Ufff..

Apne sasuraal ki uss hallway me bass ek petticoat par hi bhabhi ne jawab de dala tha.

Idhar piche kalu bhi ab darwaje tak bahar aya. Wo bass jaan hatheli par lekar piche ke darwaje se bhaagne ko ready tha.

Kalu ne ghurrate hue hi ishaare me pucha.

Toh bhabhi dabe awaj me bol padi..

Bhabhi- Ajiii...Yee Divya hai...meri nanad hai..aaj ghar me koi nahi hai, isliye mere pati ne hi bhabhi ke sath rahane ko kaha tha.

Kalu- Aree..naaa.....naaa..isko bhi abhi tapakna tha????? He bhagwan ye mere sath hi kahe hota hai? Kal ranaji, aaj uski bahan. 

Bhabhi- shuuuu....awaj?? Aur baate kya kar rahe ho...niklo phat se.....warna maare jaaoge.

Fir se hath aya maal Kalu chodne se raha.

Bhabhi ko yaha tak laane ke liye use badi mehanat karni padi thi. 
Jo aurat pump dikhaane ko bhi ready nahi thi, usko zhansa dekar pichewali room me le ana, fir khud hi doodh nikaalna, fir usko nangi karke choodne ko tayaar karna. ???
Uff..
Bichaara kalu.

Uska lund toh ab bhi jaane ka naam nahi le raha tha aur keh raha tha - 'chaahe kuch bhi ho jaye.. par ek baar toh chod hi lete hai.'

Par kya kare? Kalu janata tha ki. Naa hi rahegai baaj aur naahi rahegi basari.

Usne jameen par rappa rappp hath se ghussa nikala..

Aur fir uthkar apna lund, kameej, dhoti..sab thik kar lekar bhabhi kaa doodh cane me jama kar liya.

Bhabhi- " Ufff. ....Aree..kaha kaha mere kapade fake hai? Aap bhi naa..
Blouse toh mil gaya... par saree? Saaree kaha fek di?"
Usko koste hue bhabhi apni saree dhoondne lagi.

Bhabhi dabe paav hallway ke kone tak gayi...

Bhabhi- Ohhh...wo rahi...haayeee....Aree meri saaree toh udkar yaha bahar haal me aa pahunchi hai..Kalu ji bhi naa...

Bhabhi ne dabe paav chupte waha jakar apni saree utha li.
Fir wo dabe paav hi uss kabaad room ke darwaje tak wapas aa gayi. Aur wahi hallway me apne kapade pahanane lagi..

Pahale toh apna beega petticoat ache se zhadne lagi.

Tab tak Kalu ne apna packing nipta liya tha. Wo bhi uss hallway me aa gaya.

Bhabhi- Dekhe..yahi rukiye..bilkul darwaje ke pass...bilkul ready..jab mai haal me jaakar wo darwaja kholungi.. thik ussi timing me uski awaj ke aad me ye darwaja khol dena aap. Aur fir meri nanad jaise hi andar aati hai aap bahar nikal jaao. Samjhe?

Kalu- Haan jee...Thik hai..

Abtak bhabhi ne blouse pahan liya. Ab bikhari hui saree ko chudaakar hath me liye uski plates banane lag gayi.


Hath aya, aur mooh naa laga.

Kalu bada udass khada tha waha. Wo jaane ki tayaari me tha. Uska man aur lund jaane kaa naam nahi le rahe the, par usko nikalna toh tha hi.

Tabhi usne ghusse se samaan patak diya niche. Aur dono hath sir par lekar khudko doshi samajhne laga.

Kalu- Hamka nahi jana...


Uski ye baccho wali harkat dekh bhabhi hasi rok naa paayi..
Bhabhi dabe awaj me boli..
Bhabhi- " Achaa. Jana nahi hai? Toh aayiye meri nanad se mil lijiye. Fir wo hum dono ko upar milaane kaa bandobast kara degi. Jana nahi hai...dekhe jara inko? Pagal ho gaye ho kya? Aap hum dono ko marwa denge. Jayiye waha thik darwaje ke pass khade ho jaaiye.... bilkul ready."

Bhabhi ki baat sunkar wo utha, aur apna saman lekar piche ke darwaje ke pass jakar khada ho gaya. Wo darwaje ki kundi pakadkar bilkul ready position me khada ho gaya.

Bhabhi abhi bhi saree ki plates hi bana rahi thi. 

Tabhi fir se bahar se awaj aayi..
- Bhabhi???
Bhabhi- Haa..aayi Divya....bartan dho rahi thi...wait....

Ab jaldi se bhabhi ne apni saree ki neeriyaa pakad li..aur apne naabhi ke neeche ghusa di.....

Tabhi wo ruk gayi...
Kuch sochkar wo gaalo me hi has di. Uss hasi me ek naughtypana chupa tha.


Fir apni nazare uthakar ek dafa moodkar Kalu ko dekha.

Kalu bhabhi ko hi dekh raha tha..

Usne dekha ki bhabhi ke chehare par se laaj kum ho gayi thi, aur uski jagah shararat ne le li thi. 
Tabhi bhabhi ne apne hont kantate hue ek madak nazar se kalu ko dekha.

Bhabhi ka aise hont ko katana dekhkar use toh Lilly ke drshan hue.

Bhabhi kaa ye avataar dekh kalu ko samajh nahi aaya ki aise najook halaat me uske andar ki lilly kaise jaag gayi?

Tabhi bhabhi ne fir se wo dabbayi saree ko khinch kar bahar nikala. Aur wo saree neeche hallway ke floor par fek di.

Ohhh..my..hod..
Wo ye kya kar rahi thi?

Kalu bhouchakka hokar bass dekhne laga.

Tabhi bhabhi thoda mood gayi aur apna pichwada kalu ki taraf laya. Ab piche moodkar dekhte hue wo ek ada ke sath muskura di. 
Ab apni ek ungali apne hoton se laga li. Fir usko apne mooh me ghusaya aur fir wahi ungali apne jism se neeche laate hue wo petticoat ke uss ganth tak aa gayi. Fir usne ungali se apne petticoat ki uss ganth ko chuva.

Ufff..
Ye dekh kar yaha kalu kaa gala suk gaya.

Tabhi bhabhi ne fir se muskuraate hue ab dusari ungali bhi tika di. Aur ek ada ke sath wo ganth ko kholne lagi.

Kalu ki jaise dhadkane ruk si gayi thi. 

Wo sochne laga ki, uski nanad darwaje pe khadi hai, aur sauraa yaha ye kar kya rahi hai? Kisi paraaye mard ko narjana pesh kar rahi thi.

Tabhi bhabhi ne wo ganth khol di thi.

Ufff..
Kalu ne kuch hi der pahale ise takad se kholne ki koshish ki thi. Par wo naakamyaab raha tha. Yaha bhabhi ne bass 2 ungaliya ghumaakar khol di.
Sach me kuch kaam pyaar se hi niptaye jaa sakte hai.  


Kalu ki jo dhadakane ruk si gayi thi wo tabhi chal padi jab wo ganth khul gayi.

Ohhhh.....


Ganth ke khulte hi kalu kuch pakadne ke liye niche baith gaya. 
Par aisa kuch niche gira hi nahi.

Bhabhi ne phat se petticoat ki naadi pakad li thi. 

Kalu kaa kudna dekhkar wo hasne lagi.

Aur ab apne hisaab se lijhaate hue uss naadi ko dhime dhime dheela chodne lagi.

Jaise jaise wo nada dheela hota jaa raha tha, waise waise wo petticoat bhabhi ke kamar se sarkta niche aane laga.

Ufff..
KY najara tha?

Jaise jaise wo petticoat niche aane laga, waise waise bhabhi ke wo gore gore chikne chutad aise bahar aane lage jaise pahadi ke piche se suryoday hone laga ho.

Waha ka hallway ek jaaduii Prakash se chamak utha. Sach me.
Dekhte hi dekhte wo petticoat bhabhi ke poore kulhon se utar gaya tha.

Tabhi bhabhi ne naada ko tight pakadte hue apne bahar nikale nange kulhon ko wahi jakhad liya.
Fir naade ko khichataani karte hue apne kulhon ko halka halka 2, 3 baar nachaya.

Ufff...
2, 3 baar khichaa taani karne se wo vishal chutad aise bounce ho gaye jaise wo taliya baja rahe ho.

Wow...
Kya kamal ke mansal chudat the. 

Wo najara dekh agar kalu ko angreji aati toh wo keh padata- " shake that booty, baby...shake that..."

Par wo keh pada - " Aahhhaa...Bhains ki gaand"


Ha..ha..ha...Ha..
Par sach me kya kamal ki teasing thi? 

Kalu yahi dharovar jo petticoat ke niche tha, use dekhne ke liye toh kabse taras gaya tha. Uski udaasi dekh kar bhabhi ne thodi dariyadili dikhaate hue usko jaate jaate khush kar dala tha.

Ohh.my..hod...
Ye naughty bhabhi naa????.
Aise toh kisi mard ki jaan hi nikal jaayegi.
Uff...Kya aurat thi? 

Uska ye naughtypan aur badh gaya.
Apne kulhon ki quality ko ache se hilaakar dikhaane ke baad ab bhabhi ne wo naada fir se dheela chod diya. 
Ab wo petticoat aur niche utarkar bhabhi ki tangon tak niche pahunch gaya. Ghutne tak jaate hi bhabhi ne waha naadi fir se tight pakad liya.

Fir banj ki patali tahani ki tarah kamar ko marodkar piche moodkar apne hi chutadon ko aur nangi tango ko dekhne lagi. Jaise maano puch rahi ho ki kaisa najara hai? 

Wo khud bhi apne pichwade ko dekh rahi thi. Apne chutad ki chiknahat ko dekh wo khud hi sharma gayi.
Bilkul..
Uske chutad aaj kuch jyada hi chikne ho rakhe the. Lagata hai kai der tak bheege hone ki wajah se chiknahat ka ek extra layer chadh gaya ho. 
Uff...
Ek toh itne chikne mansal aur upar se aise kampan bhare chutad bahot kum kisike hote hai.

Bhabhi ek pair ki oor bhaar rakh kar khadi thi. Jaise hi usne dusare pair par bhaar badala, toh wo golmatol saara bhaar kampan karte ussi taraf zhuk gaya.

Ufff. Uski ye jawani.

Ab dusare pair par bhaar lete hi, fir se poora dharovar uss aur kampte hue ludak gaya.

Kalu inhe dekh toh pachta gaya ki, aaj inko panjo me kyu nahi liya????
Wahhh..
Bhabhi uss hallway me ghutno tak latakte petticoat ko pakade kalu ko apni gand dikha rahi thi.

Bhabhi- "Jee.... ab ho gaya yakin?? Hamne sachmuch andar kuch nahi pahana hai. Aapko deedaar chahiye tha naa? Aap toh faadne par utar aaye the. Iske chakkar me mera kimati kapada faad dete. Aap bhi naa...ha..ha..ha ."


Itna bolkar bhabhi kisi college ki ladaki ki tarah swachand hasne lagi..

Iss najraane ko sar ankho par liye gardan hilate hue kalu ne saboot milne ki kabooli de daali.

Bhabhi uski Haa se aur hasne lagi..

Bhabhi- Ab huaa naa yakin?

Aur fir hasne lagi..

Kalu tab se lagaatarr mundi hilaate huee lakh baar Haa kar de raha tha.

Uske mooh se 'wahhhhhhh' ke alawa aur kuch nikla hi nahi.

Bhabhi ne thodi der use jee bhar dikhane diya aur ab petticoat uthane lagi. 

Tabhi Kalu ne ishaare me "aur thoda kaha.."

Toh bhabhi hasne lagi...aur ishaare me naak chadhakar boli.

Bhabhi- Hattt..chaliye...

Tabhi kalu ne apni jeb me hath dalkar apna mobile nikal liya..
Aur ishaare me isi pose me kum se kum ek photo dene ki gunjaaish karne laga..

Bhabhi ne ankhe badi karke ishaare me keh diyaa..
Bhabhi- Photo??##@@##  Maar kaaoge aap..

Par iss ghusse me toh hasi hi jyada thi.
Kuch samajhne se pahale hi kalu ke mobile ki flash chal gayi..

Bhabhi ne ishaare me" haayee" keh diya.

Bhale hi photo par aitraaz jataya gaya tha, Par usko photo khinchne ki permission thi.
Usne bhabhi ke khule mooh ke sath hi photo kinch daali.

Bhabhi- Aap bhi naa....ishhhh...####&&####

Ab agar le hi li hai toh ab kanjushi kyu? 

Bhabhi ek alag romanch me thi.
Aisi harkate karne me use bada maja ata tha.

Toh ab usne fir se petticoat ghutno tak niche girakar apni nangi tango ke sath gand kaa photo khinchne diya kalu ko.
Kalu ne fat se ek photo khinch li.

Khachaakkk...

Ab itna hi nahi, Ab toh bhabhi alag alag pose me khadi hokar usko dher saari photos lene di. 

Apne nange photo bindhast dene wali pahali hi aurat hogi.
Warna ek aurat chodne de sakti hai bhala, par photo nahi deti.

Par apni Lilly toh alag hi hai...
Click..Click..Click...Click....
Kalu ka mobile lagaataar photos nikalne laga.

Click....
Khachaakkk...
Click....



Ab ishaare me hi "bass ho gaya" bolkar bhabhi apni dukaan fir se bandh karne lagi.

Kabse unki ye baate bina labj ke ishaare me hi chal rahi thi.

Tabhi kalu mooh banate hue apni shirt ko ek ungali se dikhaane laga. Apni shirt ko dikhaate hue usne kuch ishaare me request kiya.

Uski ye mang dekh bhabhi ne shock se mooh bana liya. 
Harami kalu ab upar kaa blouse bhi nikalkar poori nangi photo mang raha tha.
'Jism pr ghutno me latakta ek petticoat'...Bass aur kuch nahi.

 
Badi ankhe kar ke bhabhi ne Naa toh kaha par kalu ki rath dekhkar wo thoda sochne lagi.

Kasam se..
Ye inka kya natak chal raha tha?
Bahar uski nanad darwaje pe khadi thi. Aur andar inki ye kand chal rahe the.


Fir kuch der sochkar bhabhi ne apni ungali mooh me chaba li, aur fir jald apna blouse utaarne lagi.

Uff..
Lagata hai wo ab kalu ki ye bhi tamanna poori karne chali thi.

Agale hi pal bhabhi ne ek hath se apne blouse ke saare buttons khol diye the. 
Usne turant apne kandhon se blouse nikaal liya.
Fir dusare hath se bhi poora nikal liya.

Uff..
Wo fir se pahale jaisi halat me aa gayi thi.
Matlab only in petticoat. 

Ab ek hath me apna wo blouse pakade aur dusare hath me apne petticoat kaa naada pakade hue khadi khadi bhabhi hass rahi thi.
 
Tabhi kalu ne use fek dene ka ishaara kiya.
Ye dekh bhabhi aur jor se hasiii.
Aur " maar khaoge" kaa ishara kiya.

par kalu jo bol raha tha wo bada hi sexy tha. 

Bhabhi ne uski baat manate hue apne blouse ko jitni door ho sake utani door fek diya.

Ufff..ye kitna sexy tha?

Bhabhi ne dekha bhi nahi wo blouse kaha aur kitni door jakar gira hai.

Besharam kahi ki.

Bhabhi kaa ye andaaj dekhkar kalu ne ab khushi khushi photos lena shuru kiye.

Khachaakkk..
Clickkkk...
Aur bhabhi fir se alag alag pose dene lagi.
Ab bhabhi fir se bass petticoat me thi..wo bhi ghutano par liye.
Haa..par usne apni tange pass me rakhkar abhi tak apni chut ko chupaaye hi rakha tha. 

Matlab kalu ka antim ichaa abhi tak baaki hi thi.

Bhabhi pose dete wakt ye koshish kar rahi thi ki, chut aur gand kaa ched naa dikhe, baaki sab dikhe toh chalega.

Aur idhar kalu zhuk zhuk ke bass ek wahi dekhne ki koshish me tha.

Khair, waha jaise photo session chal raha tha.
Haayeee...

Bhabhi uss haal way me kisi fashion show ke model ki tarah style me pose dete hue khadi thi, aur unka hallway kisi ramp ki tarah ban gaya tha.

Kya sama tha, kya najara tha, kya bala thi.. kya khubsoorati thi..waha uss hallway me har taraf se jawani ki nadani thi bass.

 Bhabhi kabhi deewar se chipak jaati, toh kabhi deewar ko takiya bana rahi thi. Toh kabhi beecho beech khadi rehkar halka sa bend ho jaati.
Haa. Par aisa kahi zhukte wakt apna hath rakhkar main spots chupa le rahi thi.
Uff..
Uski ye philosophy thi ki, thodi bahot zhalak dikh jaaye toh bhi chalega, par tehraav nahi hona chahiye. 
Akhir mardon ko kaise tadpaana hai, ye use achi tarah se ata hai. 

Jab kalu ne piche moodne ko kaha, toh usne apni gand par hath rakh diya. Aur jab kalu ne uski taraf ghumne kaha, toh bhabhi ne apne hath se pubic hair aur chut ko bacha liya.

Pareshaan kalu ne beshak hath hataane ko kaha.

Par bhabhi ne saaf saaf mana kar diya.

Akhir kalu ne atleast wo adhe raste par pakada huaa petticoat gira kar poori nangi hone ki mang ki.

Ohhh..

Pahale toh bhabhi ne bahar khadi nanad kaa hawala dete hue Naa kar di. Akhir badan par kuch toh hone me, aur poori nangi hone me fark toh tha?
Par sath me kalu ki iss mang se bhabhi ko aur kick lag gayi. Wo aur romanchit ho uthi.
Use ye sab exhibitionist ke daring games lag rahe the.
Aur apni bhabhi kitni badi exhibitionist hai, ye bataane ki toh koi jaroorat hai hi nahi.

Bhabhi ke liye ye mushkil decision nahi tha.

Usne turant kuch sochna shuru kiya. Halat kaa jayaga lete hue usko quick decision lena tha.
Bhabhi ke body expression pahale se "Ha" ki taraf jyada zhuke the.


Toh ab kuch decide karte hue uski farmaayish pe ajmaaish karne kaa bhabhi ne decision le liya tha. 

Usne ek ada ke sath wo ghutno pe pakada hua petticoat chod diya. 

Uffgffff...

Wo kapada fouran jameen par jakar gir pada. Ohhh...

Dhadaammmm....

Aur iss prakar se akhirkar bhabhi poori nangi ho hi gayi.
Sar se paav tak.. 

Kalu ki ankhe dhanya dhanya ho gayi.

Par waha itna hi nahi tha.  
Wo apni lilly bhabhi thi! Apani sanskari lilly bhabhi!
Toh mouke ko aur rangin banana use hi ata tha.

Wo turant uss petticoat se pair nikalkar bahar aa gayi, aur usko uthakar use bhi door fek diya.

Ufff...kya aurat thi?

Usne apne petticoat ko aise feka tha, jaise samajh ke saare bandhan tod diye ho. Aur ban gayi jogan iss kaalu ki. 


Khair,

Ab situation kuch aisi thi ki, uski nanad darwaje pe khadi thi. Aur bhabhi ko jald se jald kapade pahankar bahar bhagana tha.
Par yaha toh kuch ulta hi huaa tha.
Bajay iske ki bhabhi ne kapade pahankar ab fir se utaar diye the. Aur ab wo uss hallway me poori ki poori nangi ho gayi thi fir se.
Aur itna hi nahi, Ab th uska teasing game bhi shuru huaa tha.
Jaise hi wo poori nangi hui, kalu ke chehre ki udi hui hawa dekh bhabhi aur khush ho gayi. Mardon kaa aisa surprise bhara chehara dekhna bhabhi kaa pasandida kaam tha.
Kalu ki halat dekh kar usne fir se teasing game shuru kiya tha. Wo apne badan ko lachakaane lagi. Kahi se zhukne lagi, kahi se zhepne lagi 

Ufff..
Ye dekh kalu kaa toh paseena udd gaya.

Haaa..beshak wo poori nangi thi, par hath se private spots ko chupana jaari tha. Haa yebhi baat thi ki nangi hokar wo kyaa chupaati? Aur kya bachaati? Par kum se kum apne dono ched toh chupaa lene me abtak kamyaab thi.


Ab,
Aisi tease karti hui bhabhi ke kaalu ne bhar bhar ke photo khinch liye.
Khachaakkk...
Clickkkkkkkk....

Abtak kum se kum 20-25 toh liye honge usne.

Tabhi apni gand ko matkakar dikhaate hue bhabhi ne apne kulhe par halka sa chata maar liya.
Chaaattttt...

Tabhi kalu hass pada aur lage hath khud ke liye bhi request karne laga.

Pahale toh touch karne ko saaf saaf manayi mili.
 Par alage hi pal " thik hai, bass ek hi" iska ishaara aya.
Ab bhabhi uske pass aakar apni gand ko pesh karte hue halka zhuki.

Tabhi..

Phaatttaaaakkkkkkkkkk...

Ufff..
Ye kya kiya usne? Usne toh baja daali.
Bhabhi kaa iss se matlab tha ki, halka saa chata lagana. Par iss harami ne toh aisa jor kaa laga diya tha ki, kaa bataaye?

Kalu ne uspar aisa phatka mara tha, ki bhabhi ki chinkh nikal gayi thi. Badi mushkil se control kiya tha usne apni awaj ko.

Ye dekh kalu hasne laga.
Wo aisa fatka tha ki uske phatke ne bhabhi ke kulhe par lal chaap chod di thi..
Bhabhi use koste hue "Ab kabhi touch karne nahi dungi" ye ishaare me samjhaya.

Bhabhi ke chehare par ye rotalu expression dekh kar kalu hass pada.

Oh my hod...
Yaha ye inka kya natak chal raha tha?

Bahar sasural wala dastak diye jaa raha tha.. aur andar bahu ke kamwasna ke khel chal rahe the.

Yaha ab kalu kaa bhi thoda dar kum ho gaya tha.
Ab Ghar wali ko hi kuch padi nahi ho toh wo kaahe dare?
Use toh saman uthaar bhaag jana tha.

Toh bhabhi ka aisa mood dekh kalu ne maang hi liya. Usne socha bahati Ganga me hath dho liye jaaye.

Usne apane hont par ungali rakhate hue koi ishaara kiya.. ab ye ishaara toh koi bhi samajh sakta tha.
Bhabhi turant samajh gayi.

Uski ye wali mang sunkar issbaar bhabhi ne abtak chal rahi ishaare wali dasta tod di.
Issbaar wo bade awaj me bol padi.


Bhabhi- " kyaa???" maar khaaoge aap" chaliye bahot huaa aapka..ab nikale."

Kalu samajh gaya. Lamha bada najook tha. Ab aiseme manmaani thodi karta wo?

Wo bol pada.

Kalu- Thik hai jee...samajh...

Wo bol hi raha tha ki,

Tabhi uski ankho ne ek bhayanak najara dehha.
 Ek sherni ki tarah ek nangi aurat uske upar zhappata maarne badhi thi.
Maano wo apne shikaar par kud pad rahi ho.
Teji se pass ata ek nanga badan wo dekh sakta tha. Bhagkar chalang lagaane ki wajah se uss aurat ke sine par lage do gubbare machalkar uchal pade the.
Pass ata aisa hamla dekhkar kalu ki ankhe apne aap band ho gayi.
Ab wo bina dekhe ankhe band kar ke kuch mehsoos kar raha tha.

Chall..chall..challll. challlll..

Usne suna ki koi payal ki awaj najdik aakar ruki hai.
Tabhi kisi haseen jism ki khushbu uske naak me ghuss gayi. Uss khushboo ke sath uss jism ki garmi bhi kalu ne mehsoos ki. 
Tabhi use kisine pair uthakar uski taraf zhankne ka ehsas huaa.

Tabhi use uske hont par gulaab se bhi najook hoton ka sparsh huaa.

Aahhhhh...
Wow...
Bhabhi ne apne pair uthakar uske hont chum liye the.

Kalu yaha sunn ho gaya.

Jannat ki safar kar ke kalu ab lout aa gaya tha, aur ab usne ankhe khol di thi.

Ek chumma dekar bhabhi kab ki piche hatt gayi thi.

Usne jab samne dekha , toh paya ki ek nangi jawan aurat sharm se gulaabi hokar hont chaba rahi hai.

Sharmaate wo bol padi.

Bhabhi- "Shuuu..ek labj bhi nahi, waha bahar meri nanad hai..ekdum chupchaap."

Kuch der pahale Kalu ne uske sath ki hui badmash harkat kaa badla bhabhi ne kuch yu le liya tha.

Kalu bhabhi ke andaaj se itna prabhavit huaa ki safed pad gaya tha.

Sach me ye haseena katil nikli.

Kalu lambi sans bharkar ispar yakin karne ki koshish kar raha tha, ki..
Tabhi..
KeTabhi, Uske upar fir se hamla huaa.


Issbaar fir se bhabhi bhaagkar aai aur ek aur pappi de daali.
Kalu dekhta reh gaya.

Kalu- Aree? Issbaar toh hum kuch naa bola?

Bhabhi randipana wale andaaj ke sath bol padi.

Bhabhi- Pagal, ye wali chup karaane ke liye nahi, balki ye bataane ke liye thi ki, " Aaj Ranaji ghar pe nahi hai" 

Itna bolkar wo khil khila kar hasne lagi.


Usi hasi ke sath wo uss hallway se nangi hi door bhaagane lagi.

Wo bass bhagati hui bhabhi ke matakte chutad, aur aage bagal ki side se bich bich me dikhaai padanewale uchalkud karte sine par lage uske pappye dekhta raha. 



Bhabhi ab door jaa chuki thi.. uss se kaai door.


Manjhil nahi mili toh kya huaa. Rasta toh bahot sundar aur romanchkaari pyaar se bhara huaa tha. Kalu ki ankho me kuch chitr hamesha ke liye chap gaye the. Wo unhe lekar darwaje ka handle pakadkar tayaar ho gaya.
Darwaja pakadkar kalu yaha, uss patali galiyeeri me bass ye dekh paa raha tha ki, Hallway ki line me hi khadi rehkar bhabhi ne jaldi jaldi me apane kapade pahan liye the..... aur aage jaane se pahale kuch sochkar wo piche kitchen me bhaagi... fir kuch pal me hapte hue bahaar aayi. Issbaar uski saree paani se bheegi hui thi. 

Fir usne piche iss ko dekh ek lambi sans lete hue ishaara kiya...
Agale hi pal me 'Giridhar Prasad' jee ke ghar ka darwaja khul gaya. 

Tarrrrrr...... Tarrrrr...Tarrrrrrrrr...

Isi awaj me piche wale darwaje ki awaj ko chupa liya gaya tha.

Darwaja khulte hi 2 females ke uchalkud karke milne ki awaj gunjane lagi.

Divya andar aa gayi thi. Aur ab bhabhi ghar kaa darwaja lagaane lagi.

Tabhi usne dekha ki, 

Ek kala adami dabe paav, unke ghar ke pichwaade se bahaar aane laga tha aur ab sabse bachkar maine gate kholkar wo bhaag raha hai. 
Maano Prasad gharane ki ijjat loot le jaa raha ho.
Bhabhi ne darwaja laga liya.


The END.

[Little finger]

Is the story over bro? Pls dm

[srider69]

Wow, amazing update... "The End"... what.??? We meed you to continue..kindly.. this is one amazing story..next episode please

[Voltz]

Is the story over bro? Pls dm

No. Just episode 8 ended. Our naughty Lilly's real darrk fantasies not even started yet. Stay tuned and provide time to time suggestions. 


Episode 8 - Ranaji har pe nahi - The End.

Episode 9 - Jaharila Naag - coming soon.

[Voltz]

Wow, amazing update... "The End"... what.??? We meed you to continue..kindly.. this is one amazing story..next episode please

Next episode coming soon

[Little finger]

No. Just episode 8 ended. Our naughty Lilly's real darrk fantasies not even started yet. Stay tuned and provide time to time suggestions. 


Episode 8 - Ranaji har pe nahi - The End.

Episode 9 - Jaharila Naag - coming soon.

Bro. Y are u dragging so much and y so many foreplay bro? Pls dive into it much sooner bro. My humble suggestion

[Rizzi1198]

Zabardast

[Baburao12]

What an amazing story

[Voltz]

Episode 9 : Jaharila Naag


Part 1







Fir ek Naya din, fir ek Nayi ummid.


Wo aaj fir se bhabhi ke ghar pahunch gaya..
Apna set up karte har roj ki taraf usne bhabhi ko awaj de di.

Kuch der baad uss ghar kaa darwaja khul gaya.

Ek haseena darwaje par khadi thi.
Subah subah ye aur bhi khubsoorat lagati thi.

Tabhi piche se ghar pe chal rahe unke Radio pe kalu ne ek gunjata huaa gaana suna.

"अभी नहीं अभी नहीं
नहीं नहीं नहीं नहीं.....
अभी न जाओ छोड़कर, के दिल अभी भरा नहीं //

अधूरी आस अधूरी आस छोड़के अधूरी प्यास छोड़के
जो रोज़ यूँही जाओगी तो किस तरह निभाओगी
कि ज़िंदगी की राह में जवाँ दिलों की चाह में
कई मुक़ाम आएंगे जो हम को आज़माएंगे
बुरा न मानो बात का ये प्यार है गिला नहीं

हाँ, यही कहोगे तुम सदा के दिल अभी नहीं भरा
हाँ दिल अभी भरा नहीं
नहीं नहीं नहीं नहीं

" Subah ki farmaish me ye geet gaya hai.....###@@&&&##

Kalu ne dil pe hath rakha, jaise usko heart attack aya ho. Wo dard se karhaate hue bola.

Kalu- Haaayeee....bhabhi jee??? Kambakth, Gana bhi kaa laga hai? Sasura bada darad de gaya. Ab toh rula hi dega.

Uski iss baat par bhabhi ne koi reaction nahi diya. Halaki man me wo jee bhar ke hasi thi. Par chehare par koi expression aane nahi diya.
Beshak aaj wo badi sawdhan lag rahi thi.

Bhabhi- Achaa aap gaane bhi sunte hai?

Kalu- Jee..gaane kon nahi sunta? Par sasura kuch gaane sahi me darad de jaate hai.

Bhabhi ne topic change karte hue kaha.

Bhabhi- Chale chale..apna kaam kariye. 

Issbaar bhabhi uski halat par halka muskuraa di thi.


Kalu- Wahi karat hai...dhakkan toh kholne dijiye. Waise...Wahhh..maan gaya kal aapko. Aap toh kuch alag hi...

Bhabhi- Shuuuuuuuuuuuu...ekdum chup..... bilkul chup...aaj ghar me sab hai.

Kalu- Aap tension naa lo bhabhi. Meri najar hai. Dekh ke bola hai. Ghar me ho sakat hai, par isswakat yaha nahi hai koi. Aapko kya laga hum bevkoof hai? Ab paani me rahkar, magar se bair thodi lena hai humko?

Bhabhi- Maine kaha naa..bilkul muzhe koi baat nahi karni kal ke baare me. Kuch bhi matlab kuch bhi nahi.
Itna ki samajjh lo....ki...matlab mai chahati hu, jaise samajh lo aapki zindagi me kal jaisa koi din thaa hi nahi. 
Aur mai...Mai toh aapko janati tak nahi. Yaha sasuralwale hai mere, toh koi zhamela nahi..

Kalu- Achaa jee. Samajh gaye..anjaan banane ka natak karna hai?

Bhabhi- Natak nahi, balki mujhe toh anjaan hi banana hai. To bilkul baat band.

Kalu- Aree..aaj toh aap bade naraj lag rahe ho? Hum toh kal ki koi baat nahi karenge.

Bhabhi- Kal ki nahi aur koi nahi. Anjaan logo se parhej hi thik. Kabhi kabhi baad me pachtava hone se bhala doori hi sahi.


Kalu- "Thik hai..thik hai...anjaan toh anjaan.
Baat nahi karni toh baat nahi karni.
Par bhabhi mai kaa bol raha tha, ki do anjaan baat nahi kar sakat hai, par ek chutkula toh suna hi sakte hai naa?
Chalo..aayiye....Ek chutkula sunaaye dete hai aapko."


Kalu - "Amrika pata hai aapko?"

Bhabhi- Areee..aap fir shuru ho gaye?

Kalu- Are..bass bata dijiye naa? Pata hai ki nahi?

Bhabhi- Haa.. pata hai.

Kalu- Sunaa hai bahot badhiya shahar hai.

Bhabhi- hunn...uff...Wo shahar nahi, desh hai..balki videsh hai.

Kalu- Achaa? Yi dekho, sasura jiska chutkula suna rahe, uske baare me hi pata nahi. Sasura hame laga hamri basti ki tarah koi sahar hai!

Bhabhi halka sa muskura di.

Kalu- Jaane dijiye..hamre liye toh kala akshar bhains barabar...Des toh Des..aur Vides to Vides...toh chaliye aaj Vides ki hi sunata hu. dhyaan se suniye-

Bhabhi kutuhal se sunane lagi

Kalu- Toh bhabhi je, suna hai, Amrika ki Aurate kahati hai - "Wahhh..ye toh badhiya tha. Funta- a- stik" .....

Bhabhi- Ufff..Fantastic hota hai, kalu jee.

Kalu- Haa..wahi..wahi...

Bhabhi- Toh?

Kalu- Aur yaha ki Aurate kahati hai-......hummm...batau?

Bhabhi- Kya?

Kalu- "Aapko kitni baar bataya hai ki kapade idhar udhar mat feko....haayee..saree kidhar feki hai? Haayee chaddi bhi kaha feki hai? Aab dhoondo."

Ha..ha..ha...ha..ha..ha..Kalu joro se hasne laga.

Ye sunte hi bhabhi badi sharminda ho gayi aur apna sa mooh lekar reh gayi. Ek hi pal me usne khudko kal ke hall way me saaree dhoondate hue paya.
Uske chehare par shocking expressions khil gaye the. Usne badi mushkil se apni hasi daba li. 
Fir apni najare zhukaakar sharmaati rahi.

Ekbaat toh manani padi bhabhi ko, ki bhale hi kalu unpadh tha. Par uska sense of humor bahot acha tha. Uski comic timing dekh kar wo andar se uss chutkule par hasi toh thi, Par bahar apatti dikhaani jaroori thi.


Fir,
Chidchida chehara karte hue kalu ko daat lagaate boli

Bhabhi- ihhhhhh....Shut up.. Bade hi battmiz hai aap... chup rahiye...aap bhi naa??....##@@##

Aisa bolkar kisi baat par pachatawa karte bhabhi ne hoto me ungali chaba li. 

Kalu- Haa....haa.ha..ha..ha...ghussa naa ho bhabhi jee. Chutkula tha....ha..ha..ha..

Kalu hasne laga.

Bhabhi- Chup rahiye..

Kalu- Waise ek baat poochna jaroori hai bhabhi. Kal se badi pareshaan kare jaa rahi hai....

Bhabhi- Kya?

Kalu- Kal deri se darwaja kholne ka karan kya diya, bhabhi?

Bhabhi- Shuuu....Hamne kaha hai naa? Hame kal ke baare me koi baat nahi karni..waise bhi ye aapko sochane ki jaroorat nahi hai...

Kalu- Hamka sochane ki jaroorat nahi? Are bhabhi jee ye hamre liye bada jaroori hai. Hamari toh jaan ataki hui hai. Sasura kisiko jara bhi shak huaa toh? Toh, humra toh Ram Nam Satya..samjhiye...

Fir aur ek sans bharkar wo bola

Kalu- Batayiye naa..kaa bataya nanad ko?

Bhabhi ko ab batana hi pada. 
Toh bhabhi ne batana shuru kiya. 

Shuru toh normal karne jaa rahi thi, par tabhi bhabhi ruk gayi, fir kuch sochkar apna andaaz hi badal dala
Thodi unchi awaj me usne bolna shuru kiya, Jaise excitement me 2 aurate ek dusare se chugali karti hai.


Bhabhi- "Haayee..hamne toh kal ki baat bataayi hi nahi aapko..aapko pata hai kal kya hua?
Chale...batati hu. darsal kal baat ye huii ki..
Mai kitchen me bartan dho rahi thi.. ki tabhi meri nanad ne darwaje par dastak di.
Lekin bartano ki awaj me pahale toh uski awaj sunaai hi naa di. Jab usne jor se awaj dekar darwajale ko jor se taktakaya, tab muzhe sunaai diya.
Hadbadaahat me sabun ke hath se hi chaalu nal ko band karne gayi.  
Par haayee kismat meri!! Wo chaavi ka hook ulta fas gaya aur joint se paani ki dhaar nikalne lagi.

Kalu- Kaa baat kar rahe ho bhabhi?
Kalu ne romharshit hone kaa natak karte hue poocha.

Bhabhi- Haa ..naa..Aur wo dhara itni tej thi ki, mai toh bheegi bheegi ho gayi. 

Kalu- Haayee.. wo dhara..safed dhara..

Apni chaati par hath ferte Kalu ne maja liya..

Bhabhi- Ab kare toh kya kare? Hame kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha. Fir hamne fat se uss joint par hath rakh kar paani ko rok liya. Aur wo chaavi ghumaane ki koshish karne lagi.. 
par meri najook kalaai me jaan hi kitni!.....Kitna hi seh legi?..wo chaavi nikalne se rahi..aur hum pakade rahe..

Kalu- Aree. Ree..

Bhabhi- Ab kya kare? Pakade rahe yaa darwaja khole? Darwaja kholne jaate, toh tabtak poora kitchen me paani paani ho jata.

Kalu- Bilkul sahi..

Bhabhi- Fir hamne kuch socha..
hamne apani saree ka pallu gira diya.

Kalu- Haayee...Wahhh...yi hui naa baat.

Kalu ne sehlaati chaati ko jor se ragadkar kaha.

Udhar Bhabhi bhi full ada me rangati har ek action baya kar rahi thi.

Bhabhi- Fir uss pallu ko uss joint par bandhkar paani ko rok liya..chaahe meri saree utar jaaye par..daag naa lagane dete....

Kalu- Wahhh.....ise kahate hai asali bahu...izzat dekar ghar ki raksha karna.

Kalu ankh maarte bol pada.

Upar se bhabhi ki wo mishkil hasi iss majakiya sambhashan me jaan dal rahi thi.

Bhabhi- Fir apne dono hatho se badi mushkil se uss chaavi ke hook ko ghumakar fir se bitha liya..
Par haayee re meri akkal. Chaavi toh thik ho gayi, par Iss chakkar me mai bheeg gayi poori. Ab sawarkar sajkar darwaja kholne me time toh lagega hi naa?

Kalu- Bilkul sahi kaha.

Bhabhi- Toh, dekhiye toh... Itne me nanad ne ghar sar pe Chadha liya tha.




Kalu- Wahhh..kya safayi di hai! Ise kahate hai bina daag safai. Aap toh safayi dene me mahir ho bhabhi. uss din bhi golu jee ko kya bhaari ghuma diya tha.

Bhabhi- Hummm..chup rahiye..pata nahi aapki wajah se aur kya kya safayi deni padne wali hai?

Bhabhi ne apni naak mooh chadhayi. 

Kalu- Hamri wajah se? kal toh aapka nal kharab huaa tha naa? Waha meri kya galti? Aur waise bhi aapne hi der ki thi darwaja kholne me. 

Bhabhi- Aur nahi toh kya? Naa hi aap andar jaane ki jidd lagaate, aur naa hi mai late hoti. late hone ka aisa koi sawal hi nahi tha. Sabkuch nanad aane se pahale hi ho jata. Jaldbaaji me apna nal hi tod di, aur mai bheeg bhi gayi.
Samajhe jee?  

Kalu- Wahh re wahhh. Aisa kaise? Aap wo machine ke pyaar me naa fase hote, toh kabka doodh nikaal ke de diya hota maine. 

Bhabhi- Haa Haa..chup rahiye ab..muzhe machine ke baare me kuch nahi bolna. 

Kalu- kyu? Ab kyu? Saalii....

Bhabhi- Jee? Kya? Kya kaha aapne?

Kalu- Are bhabhi... aapko nahi keh raha hu. Uss Machine ko keh raha hu.. Saali manhus kahi ki..

Bhabhi- Aree? Aap toh usko aise Koss rahe hai, jaise aapki soutan.

Iss tanj par bhabhi mishkil has padi.

Kalu- Aur nahi toh kya? " Madari jaane bandariya nachana, aur doodhwala jaane doodh ko bahana." Wo fuski machine kya jaane? Fuss..fuss..wo kya doodh nikalna hota hai? Poora din lag jaayega aise toh.

Bhabhi- Achaa jee? Toh meri bhi sune.
" jaha kaam aave Sui, waha talwar ki kya jaroori?"
Toh aap naa sikhaaye. Fuski toh fuski, aur wakt toh wakt. Wahi thik hai mere liye.
kum se kum janwar jaisa dard toh nahi deti.

Kalu- Are bhabhi, doodh toh nikal jayega, par wo feeling kaha? Wo jinda sparsh kaa mja kaha?

Bhabhi- Jee...nahi chahye muzhe jinda sparsh. Sparsh se jyada dard hi dete hai saare marad.

Kalu- 
Are bhabhi aap baat naa samjhe.
" Rang laati heena, patthar par pise jaaye..pise jaaye".
Asali nikhaar hath se pisi mehandi se hi aata hai.
Aur bhabhi jee, dard ka bhi apna ek alag maja hota hai. Dekho uss din jyada hi nikla tha.
Aise hi toh pati ki ichaa poori kar paaoge. Bhool gaye kya? Aapbe kya kya bataya tha muzhe? Lagata hai aapke pati se aapka pyaar kum ho gaya hai.

Bhabhi thodi sehma gayi.

Bhabhi- Aap naa bataaye mere pati se pyaar... 
Wo chodiye, doodh se yaad aya.. Kal aapne poora doodh toh nikala hi nahi. Mahine ke akhir Dairy ke hisaab kitaab me aapka naam aayega..isme bhains ka koi dosh nahi hai. Mai pahale hi bata deti hu.

Kalu- Aree.. sasuraa hum kya kare? Woh chuha tabhi bich me aya toh? Uske chalte apna kaam adhura hi reh gaya.

Bhabhi- Chuhaa..aap chuhe kaa bahana naa de. Machine se nikal jata kabka. Wo aapke hakkar me hi reh gaya hai.

Kalu- Are bhabhi jee chuhe se yaad aya, usko dekh ke dar se aap toh hamre upar hi chadh gayi ?

Bhabhi ke mooh par naak hi naa rahi. Laaj se usne turant nazare gira li. 

Kalu- Ulta aapko toh sukriya karna chahiye ki hamne chuhe se bachaya.. 

Bhabhi- Haa bahot bachaya! Muzhe toh doubt ho raha hai, ki waha chuha tha bhi ki nahi pata nahi?

Kalu- Haa..bhabhi..bilkul sahi kaha aapne. Waha chuha tha hi nahi.. Sach me. Aapko pata hai, uss se bhi khatarnaak tha?

Bhabhi- Kya?

Kalu- Kala Naag...
Kalu ne apni pant ko dekhte hue bol diya tha.

Ye sunte hi bhabhi laaj me doob gayi...

Bhabhi- Chup rahiye..aap bhi naa...

Kalu- Nahi sach me. Wo bhi fun failaaye naach raha tha. Safed jaharwala saap. 

Bhabhi- chiii....aap bhi naa..bilkul chup rahiye.