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Rap Song for Avi Bhai
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Sun... Unhe laga tha main thak gaya hoon, Unhe laga tha main bik gaya hoon. Par raakh ke niche abhi chingari baaki hai, Jaysingh ke bete ki abhi baari baaki hai!
Bachpan mein dekha maine maut ka manzar, Seene mein utra tha dhoke ka khanjar. Kumar ki wo chaal, wo road ka hadsa, Khoon se sana tha mere baap ka wo chehra. Anath bol kar mujhko sabne thukraya, Par kisko pata tha kaunsa toofan hai aaya? Maa ki wo diary, wo raaz ka pitara, Ab har ek gunehgar ko dhund ke hai maara!
Main hoon Avi, is khel ka main king hoon, Jaysingh ka lahu, main asli wala sting hoon! Gaon mera, raj mera, dushman ab raakh hai, Mere parivaar pe uthi jo, wo aankh ab khaak hai! Haan, main hoon Avi! (Repeat)
Suman ka dulaar, Seema ki wo pyaas, Meena ki chahat, sab mere hai paas. Buaon ka nakhra ho ya behno ka pyar, Avi ke liye toh ab khula hai bazaar. Dard ko pi kar main loha ban gaya, Dheere-dheere main is ghar ka masiha ban gaya. Jo kabhi darta tha, ab wo darata hai, Andheri raaton mein apna haq jatata hai!
Kumar gaya, Ajit gaya, ab kiski baari? Mera har ek move unpe padta hai bhaari. Jismon ki garmi aur badle ki aag, Mita dunga dushmanon ke har ek nishaan aur daag. Main woh nahi jo maafi mangne aaya hoon, Main toh katilon ki maut ka paigam laya hoon!
Namak wali chai se shuru hui thi kahani, Shalini ki mamta, Jaysingh ki nishani. Ab na rukunga, na jhukunga kabhi, Kyuki Avi ka waqt hai... abhi aur abhi!
Main, Meri Family aur Mera Gaon. Sab mera hai. Sab par mera haq hai. Avi... signing out!
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Update 22
reshmo- main bhi ab der tak office me rahungi
Avi-overtime mere sath karna chahati ho, kohi bat nahi, us overtime ka inam bhi tume milenga, bas muze khush karte rahna
reshmo- aap bas dekte rahiye ki main kya kya karti hu
Avi-pir to kal tumari piche se lunga
reshmo- pir to office ki jaga kahi aur milna honga sir
Avi-kyu ?
reshmo- vaha ab tak kohi gaya hi nahi
Avi-kohi bat nahi , vaise bhi overtime sirf tume hi karna hota hai
reshmo- sir kal mat karna , ek din aaram dijiye pir jo karna hai karna
Avi-tik kar , par kal panty pahan lar mat aana
reshmo- nahi sir aisa nahi kar sakti
Avi-kal bina panty ke aana , thoda maza to lekar deko
reshmo- tik hai
Avi-to kal office me milte hai , kal bhi tumari jamkar lunga
aur main ne phone rak diya
main to bhul hi gaya tha ki main lift ke pass khada tha
aur main bindas choot aur gand ki bat kar raha tha
main ne jaise phone rak kar piche muda to mere hosh ud gaye
mere piche meri padosan khadi thi
meri bate usne sun li thi
tabi wo muze guasse se dek rahi thi
ye kya ho gaya
main to padosan ko patana chahta tha lekin yaha to meri image kharab ho gayi
muze to kuch samaj hi nahi aa raha tha
meri padosan muze gur kar dek rahi thi
par kuch kaha nahi
lift open hote meri padosan under chali gayi par muz me himmat hi nahi huyi ki lift me jau
ab to padosan ko kabhi sapne me bhi pa nahi sakunga
kya ho gaya muzse
galti se main ne apni image kharab kar di
main apne apartment me aaker khud pe gussa ho raha tha
ab to main ne apni padosan ke sapne dekne suru kar diye the par
ab kuch nahi ho sakta
ab to bas office ki reshma se hi kaam chalana honga
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Update 23
Meri aur reshmo ki bat meri padosan ne sun li thi
ab mera kohi chance ban hi nahi sakta uske sath
ab kis muh se uske samne jaunga
vaise bhi ab tak kuch bat hoti to sorry bol deta
lekin wo to muze jaanti bhi nahi aise me main kyu usko sorry bolu
aur wo confuse ho jayengi ki main kyu usko sorry bol raha hu
main kuch bhi bolu , usse mafi kyu maang raha hu is pe wo doubt kar sakti hai
aise me main ne apne meri padosan ke sapne dekne band kiye
vaise bhi ab to muze reshmo mil gayi thi
aag buzane ka intzam bhi ho gaya tha
pir jane do usko
uske jaisi hazaro mil jayengi
main ne meri padosan ke sapne dekne band kiye aur vapas apne office aur apni life ko enjoy karne laga
ab to muze achi neend aane lagi
office me jab bhi overtime hota to reshma ki jam kar chudai karta
uska promotioon bhi kar diya
ab to wo jaha chahe vaha chudai karne ko tayyar hoti hai pichale hafte to usko ek dress bhi gift ki
mere aag buzane ka intzam ho gaya tha
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Update 24
Badi hot chiz thi office vali reshma bhi
par padosan mil jati to maza aa jata
dire dire main ne apni padosan ko bhula diya
kabi kabhi najar se najar milti par main vaise chup chap chala jata
wo bhi muze gur kar dekti
reshma ki chudai ko ek mahina ho gaya
main vapas mumbai ki life ko enjoy karne laga
is bich sunday ko to pura din khali rahta
sunday ki kabhi kabhi movie dekne jata lekin is sunday ko main room par hi ruka
sham me main hamesha ki tara niche garden me ghumne aa gaya
aaj chhuti hone se jaldi ghumne aa gaya
bache gardan me footbaal khel rahe the
football mera manpasand game tha
main unka game dek raha tha sath hi society ki ladkiyo ko line bhi maar raha tha
is bich jo bache football khel rahe the unka football fut gaya
ball car ke niche aa jane se fut gaya
ache bache khel rahe the to unka khelna band ho gaya
bache naraz ho gaye
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Update 25
Tabi main ne bacho se bat ki
Avi- dusara ball lakar khelo
bache- bhaiya hamare pass ek hi ball tha wo hi fut gaya ab to khelna band kuch din.
Avi- aise kaise khelna band , chalo main lekar deta hu
bache- aap kyu denge
Avi- kyu ki main bhi khelunga ,
bache- aao khel sakte hai hamare sath ager aap ball kharid kar donge to
aur main ne bache ko paise diye to wo bhag kar pass ki shop se football lekar aa gaya
aur main bhi bacho ke sath football khelne laga
main bachpan se ye game khelte aa raha tha
achi practice thi meri jis se sab mere khel dek kar impress huye
bache to tarif karne lage ki unko bhi aise shikna hai
main bacho ke sath dosti kar li
ab jab bhi bore ho jaunga to bacho ke sath football khel lunga
gardan me aayi ladkiya bhi mera game dekne lagi
bada maza aa raha tha
goal pe goal ho rahe the
bahot dino bad bacho ke sath khelne se maza aa raha tha
kafi der tak ham khelte rahe
par football aisa game hai ki bas khelte rahne ka dil karta hai
ham andera hone ke bad bhi street light me khelte rahe
is bich main ne jordar kick mari
takat lagane se kick pe control nahi raha
aur ball road par chala gaya
Aur ball sidha jaker ek aurat ki gand pe laga
wo aaurt to girte girte bach gayi
bache to is se dar gaye
main ball lane aur sorry bolne ja raha tha ki wo aurat hamare taraf dekne lagi
bas yahi baaki rah gaya tha
ye meri padosan thi
pahale meri image kharab ho gayi aur ab to reshma sochengi ki main ne jaanbuz kar ball mara hai
reshma ball lekar khadi ho gayi
reshma- ball kisne mara
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Update 26
Bache bahot kamine hote hai
sabne ek sath muze fasa diya
bache- bhaiya ne mara
reshma to muze gur kar dekne lagi
usko chot to lagi hongi
tabi itne gusse se bat kar rahi thi
reshma- tum itne bade hoker bacho ke sath khelte ho , sharam nahi aati , ye bacho ka garden hai , tume khelne ka itna hi shouk hai to
bahar jaker bade maidan par khelo
reshma ke muh se pahli bar kuch suna tha
lekin suna kya , mere liye galiya, nafrat, gussa
main is pe kya kahta
bache- aunty please ball dijiye na , galti bhaiya ki hai
reshma- isne jaanbuz kar mara honga
bache- aunty ball
reshma ne muze gusse se deka
reshma- kohi ball nahi milengi , aur tum tumari shikayat secretary se karungi , tume to yaha se nikalva ke rahungi aur reshma ball lekar chali gayi
thodi langdaker chal rahi thi
lagta hai bum par jordar lagi hai
lo ho gaya sab gadbad
ab to reshma aur gussa ho gayi
ball bhi chali gayi aur bachi huyi ijajt bhi hawa ho gayi
bache- bhaiya naya ball le
Avi- tum khud lo
bache- bhaiya ball aapne hi to mara tha
Avi- ball main ne hi diya tha
bache- bhaiya wo aunty aise gussa karti hai aap tension mat lo , wo complaint nahi karengi
Avi- muze maska laga rahe ho
bache- hame to khelne ke liye ball chaiye
Avi- ab kal dunga ball ,
bache- bhaiya kal sath me khelenge
aur bache to chale gaye
lekin muze fasa gaye
meri padosan ki gand lund se marna chahata tha lekin football se maar di
langdakar chal rahi thi
muze sorry bolna chaiye tha
sorry bol deta to uska guass khatam ho jata
jane do
complaint kare gi to karne do
muz thode yaha zindagi bhar rahna hai
main ne reshma ke bareme jada socha nahi
vaise bhi ab wo mere hant me nahi aayengi
main bhi try nahi karunga ab
bichari ki gand lal ho gayi hongi
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Update 27
Socha tha ki meri padosan se nazdikiya bada lunga
lekin sab ulta ho raha tha
ab to meri image bad person ki ban gayi
wo to muzse kuch jada hi naraz hai
main to reshma se dur hi rahunga
ager iss bar kuch gadbad ki to thappad jarur padenga muzpar
main ne vapas apna dyan office ke kamo par laga diya
ab to office me reshmo thi mera dyan rakne ko
lekin reshmo ne apni saheli ko bhi ye bat batai ki usko promotion kaise mila
saali ne sab gadbad kar di
lekin ye kya reshmo ki saheli ko bhi promotion chaiye tha
reshma ne muzse ankh maarker bataya ki ye aapke liye hai
main ne reshmo ke saheli ki chudai karke…
..uski salary bhi bada di
paise mere jeb se thode ja rahe the
reshma ke sath uski saheli ki bhi chudai karne laga
pahale pahale sirf reshma gante bhar mere cabin me rahti to log bate karne lage the
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Update 28
Ab ek sath 2 ladkiyo mere cabin me aati hai to logo ki bate band ho gayi
muze to aag buzane ko ek aur mil gayi
kabi reshmo ki chudai karta to kabhi uski saheli ki
pub aur dance bar me bhi kabhi kabhi jane laga
pub me jane ko reshma to hamesha tayyar rahti
kohi ladki sath ho to ghumne phirne me maza aata hai
is bich samay kaise nikal gaya pata hi nahi chala
us football vali bat ko kuch hafte ho gaya
lekin is bich reshma se ek do bar aamana samna hua lekin uska guass kam.nahi hua
main uski taraf najar uta kar nahi dekta
kyu ki is bar ek galti aur sida mera gaal lal ho jayenga
delte dekte 3 mahine ho gaye muze mumbai me aaye huye
main to mumbai ki hawayo me ghul mil gaya tha
aajkal bate jada hone lagi to bluetooth device bhi le liya
traveling ke samay bore na ho is liye girlfrend aur dosto ko call kar leta
mere phone aane se unko bhi acha lagta
train me phone karne se mera bahot time bhi bach raha tha
aise ek din main phone par bat kar raha tha
bat karte karte main lift me chadh gaya
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Update 29
main bate karne me puri tara se dub gaya tha
bluetooth device se bat kar raha tha
main to parking area se lift me chadh gaya aur apne floor ki button daba kar dewaar ki taraf muh karke bat karne laga
muze pata hi nahi chala ki lift me kohi aur bhi hai
mere sath ek ladka aur ek aaurt bhi lift me hai itna pata tha
shayad ladka aur uski maa thi main ne unki taraf deka bhi nahi aur bat karne laga
lift to 1 st floor par hi ruk gayi
to wo ladka lift se niche utar gaya , muze laga ki wo aaurt us ladke ki maa hongi to wo bhi utar gayi
matlab ab lift main sirf main akela aisa muze laga
lekin lift me ek aur aaurt thi , wo ladke ki maa nahi thi
main lift me akela hone se khul kar bat karne laga
phone mere dost ka tha
dost-kaisa hai be
Avi-main to tik hu tu bata shahar me sab kaise hai
dost-sale tere jane se group to tut hi gaya
Avi-kya bat kar raha hai
dost-sab apne apne life me busy ho gaye hai , tu tha to hafte me ek bar to milte lekin 3 mahine se kisi se mulakat nahi huyi
Avi-mere aate sab mil jayenge
dost-tu aa ja jaldi vapas
Avi-main nahi aane vala
dost- kyu kya hua , tu to bol raha ki ki tu jaldi vapas aayenga
Avi-tab muze pata nahi tha ki mumbai itni achi hai
dost-matlab tu nahi aayenga
Avi-chhutiyo me aaunga baki main to ab hamesha ke liye yahi rahunga
dost-yaha teri girlfriend hai
Avi-usko bhi yahi lekar aaunga
dost-matlab tu shadi karne vala hai
Avi-abi nahi
dost-matlab mumbai me kohi mil gayi kya
Avi-mil gayi samaj
dost-to mala
Avi-usse to shadi karunga ,
dost-to time pass raki hai
Avi-yaha pe sab aisa hi hota hai
dost-kya naam hai uska
Avi-reshma
mere muh se naam sunte us aaurt ne thodi halchal ki par main to itne dino bad dost se bat karne me khoya hua tha
dost-naam to acha hai
Avi-naam me hi sab kuch hai , reshma , usko tu dekenga to pagal ho jayenga
dost-kya bat karta hai
Avi-itni hot aur sexy hai ki tu puch hi mat
dost-batana uske bareme
Avi-tu ager reshma ko dekenga to uspe tut padenga , kya dress pahntu hai , main to dewaana ho gaya hu reshma ka , usne to muzpe aag bhi lagai hai
dost-kahi tune uski chudai to nahi ki
Avi-uski to har roj leta hu sapne me to chod chod kar bhosada banaya hai
dost-real me bhi li hai kya
Avi-haa
dost-aur bata uske bareme
Avi-aaj reshma lal dress me itni hot thi ki mera pani dek kar nikal gaya
dost-kya bat karta hai
Avi-mera bas chale to din raat uski leta rahu
dost-uski photo bhej
Avi-tu yahi aa ja kuch din ke liye tuze bhi dilva dunga , sath me uska maza lenge
dost-mazak mat kar
Avi-tu aa to sahi , reshma ke reshmi balo me sulaunga tuze , reshmo ke gulabi honto ka ras pilaunga
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Update 30
uske gore badan ko apne veerye se gila kar denge
tu bas ek bas aa pir dekna ,tu aage se karna aur main piche se
dost-.sandwitch ki tara
Avi-sandwitch ki tara khayenge reshma ko
dost-tik hai main jaldi aaunga
Avi-tu jab aayenga tab reshma ke sath maza karenge ,
aur tu tension mat lena main tab tak usko manaa lunga
dost-pir to mumbai ghumne jarur aaunga
aur main ne phone rak diya
phone rakte main apne floor aaya ki nahi ye dekne ke liye palat gaya
vaise hi mere gaal par thappad pada
muze kohi thappad marenga iski umid nahi thi
muze to gussa aaya
jisne muse thappad mara usko main thappad marne vala tha ki ruk gaya
kyu ki muze thappad reshma ne mara tha
meri padosan ne muze thappad mara tha
reshma yaha kya kar rahi hai
reshma kab lift me aayi
kahi isne sab sun to nahi liya
lekin isne thappad kyu mara
reshma thappad marne ke bad muze gusse se dek rahi thi
main to samaj hi nahi paya ki thappad kyu mara
main to hang ho gaya tha
muze gussa to aa raha tha
socha ki is thappad ka badla lu
lekin uski khubsurti ko dekte main kamzor pad gaya
wo mere sapno ki rani thi
aise me main usko kaise maar sakta hu
usko to bas pyar karne ke bareme soch sakta hu
reshma thappad marne ke bad kuch bolna chah rahi thi ki lift ruk gayi
matlab meri manzil aa gayi
main bhi usko kuch puchna chahata tha
lekin lift rukte mr mrs gupta vahi khade the
unko dekte main ne bat badani tik nahi samaji
pir kabi is thappad ke bare puchunga
reshma bhi mr mrs gupta ke samne chup rahi
main vaha se nikal kar apne apartment me chala gaya
reshma muze guase se dekte huye apne room me chali gayi
apartment me aate main sochne laga ki reshma ne kyu muze thappad mara honga
ager bina vaja maara honga to usko iski kimmat chukani hongi
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