Adultery Sanskari Lilly - Vitamin Bhabhi !

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Next release- 'Lilly the queen of Exhibitionist'
Episode- 2.3
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Episode 2.3- "Lilly the exhibitionist queen "

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Episode: 2.3 - "Lilly the exhibitionist queen "

Ye story apne Lilly bhabhi ki aur ek fantasy ke bare me hai.

" Lilly The exhibitionist queen!"

Waise waha Doodhwala aur bhabhi ki jugalbandi parallelay shuru hi hai.
Kya doodhwale ne over confidence me mouka gawa diya?
Kya bhabhi use dobara soude ka mouka degi?
Wo toh aanewala kal hi batayega.

Khair,
Iss update me hum " Lilly the exhibitionist queen"  se milte hai.
Ye Lilly bhabhi ka apne naye sasural me pehala exhibitionist experience tha.


Let's start-

Bhabhi ko naye sasural me lagbagh 8 din ho gaye the ab. Wo abtak Doodhwale se mili bhi nahi thi. Unke ghar ki noukrani hi subah doodh lene ka kaam karti thi. Khair, ye noukrani lilly ke kehne par agle 3, 4 din me band hone wali thi. Jaisa ki hum sab janate hai.


Abtak Lilly naye sasural me ache se dhal gayi thi. abtak usne ek achi Bahu ko bade ache se nibhaya tha.
Bhabhi ne apni sadagi se, aur apni baaton se sasural walonke sabke dil me jagah bana li thi.
Dhire dhire wo yaha comfortable ho rahi thi.

Halaki,
Usne abtak sabkuch ek sayyam aur plan ke sath kiya tha. Par jaise jaise wo yaha adjust hone lagi, uske andar ki Lilly use awaje dene lagi.

Bahu toh bahu, khair apani lilly, thi toh ek khandani randi hi!
Uske andar kuch naa kuch shararat chalti hi rehti thi.
Wo aisi waisi aurat nahi balki ek full package thi.  Iss full package me alag alag characters the, jo uske iss parallel universe ka hissa the.


Usme se Exhibitionist, Uska ek pasandida pailu tha,  jisme use bada maja aata tha.

Exhibitionism! Matlab Angpradarshan!

Haa,
Wo ek exhibitionist thi. Aur aisi waisi nahi, balki duniya ki sabse khatrnaak exhibitionist me se ek.
Sach me uske ek ek karname sunke apke rongate khade hone wale hai.


Ang pradarshan karke mardon ko tadpana uska pasandida shouk tha. Wo pahale mahol ke hisab se apna shikar chunati thi. Fir uske sath ye rassleela shuru karti thi.
Jab use koi mard aise dekhta tha, toh wo andar se uttejana se chur chur ho jati, aur use ek ajeeb saa satisfaction milta. usko hamesha attention chahiye hota tha.

Ab yaha ki nayi hawa aur, Naye sasural ka perfect mahol, ye uske andar ki wo chanchal lilly ko bekabu karne ke liye kafi tha.

Toh, Chale aaj Lilly ki iss alag duniya me bhi thodi sair kara lete hai. 

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Exhibitionism,  Angpradarshan  ye khel 2 points par chalta hai.
1- Pehrav,  yaa Kapade.
2 - Daring games.

Sabse pahale baat karte hai uske kapadon ke baare me.
Kyunki exhibitionist ke kapade hi iss khel ka  sabse important hissa hote hai.

                     1- Kapade

Bhabhi ke kapade itne vidrohi hote the, ki romanch khud bhi romanchit ho jaaye.

Iska sabse bada karan ye tha, ki Lilly khud silaayi ka kaam janati thi. Aur wo bhi achi khaasi.

Sasural me ek silayi machine bhi thi,  jo Bade Sasur ne shadi ke gift me diya tha.
Toh iss hoonar kaa bhabhi bemisal istmaal, apni chul bujhaane me kar leti thi.

Bhabhi apne kapde khud hi design karti thi. Matlab kharid kar laaye hue kapdon ka sahi naap me alteration bada jaroori hota hai. Aise hi nahi uske saare kapde kuch khass the, aur ekdum kasak ke fit baith jaate uske sexy ang par. Lagta jaise koi designer tailor made hai. Aise perfect fit kapado me uski khubsoorati aur bhi katil dikhne lagati.

Yahi talent istamal kar ke bhabhi ne kuch kapdon ke sath aisi chedchad ki thi, ki dekhnewala seedha paani mang le.
Pure vidhrohi kapade the jo samaj me tahalka machane wale the.

Naye sasural me waise bhabhi samhalkar dhime dhime aage badh rahi thi. Abtak uss me se kuch hi kapde istmaal me nikaale the. Par ghar pe mouka milte hi aise vidrohi kapde pahankar bhabhi apni chul bujha leti.
Pata nahi kyu?  use aise kapade pahankar kuch ajeebh saa feeling milta.
Mai kin kapadon ki baat kar raha hu, chale ye ache jaan lete hai.

Waise bhabhi ke pass har prakar ke kapade the.
Bahar pahan ne wale, fir ghar me daily use ke, fir nighty, aur kuch jo bass pati ke samne pahane jaate hai. 

Traditional me:
Saree, Salwar Kameez , lehenga - Choli,  Kurti, Ghagra - Choli, Anarkali , Churidaar. Patiala, makhela,  Etc.

Modern me -
Palazzo Suits, Indo-Western Dresses, slits Skirts, long and short skirts,  jeans, T shirt. Etc.

Daily use - 
Gown, maxi, simple kurti, leggings, Top, nighty etc.

Inn kapadon ke sath sath kuch special kapade bhi the bhabhi ke pass.
"submissive" se lekar "seduction" tak. Jo bahot hi niji thi. Jo jyadatar yahaki auraton ko pata bhi nahi hai. 
Akhir apni bhabhi kisi underworld duniya ka hissa jo hai!

Toh " Saree- blouse" se shuruwat karte hai.
kyunki, Suhagan Bahu hone se ke karan use jydadatar Saree me hi rehna tha.
Waise bhabhi saree me kya dikhti thi? Sach toh yahi hai ki aurat ka asli roop saree me hi nikharkar ata hai. Jisne bhi ye Saree nikali hai, wo bada chalakh raha hoga? Saree iss duniya ki sabse seductive pehnawa hai, jo sanskari bhi hai aur sath me aurat apne hisaab se body ke har 'picnic spots' ki ache se sair kara sakti hai. Wo bhi sanskari bane rehkar.

Bhabhi ke pass har tarah ki Saree's thi. Ek se ek mehengi, bhaari aur designer bhi.
Par sath me local market ki ekdum saste wali bhi bahot thi. Bhabhi chahe konsi bhi saree peahen le, uske jism upar mehengi hi lagati!

Usme Jyada tar sariyon ka kapda itna silk hota tha ki uski ang se satik chipak jata tha. Ab inme se kuch aisi thi jo transparent thi. Aur kuch toh bhayankar transparent. Wo toh aapko time to time, baad me pata chalega.

Ab yaha shuru hota hai bhabhi ke hoonar ka asali khel. Inn saree's me kaise madak-rang bharna hai ye bhabhi ache se janati thi.

Jyada tar sareeyon ko 'fall' karna padati hai. Specially jo lightweight aur sheer sarees hoti hai. Jaise chiffon, yaa fir georgette.
Aisi sarees me agar andar se fall nahi karo toh unki pardarshakta 2 guna badh jaati. Aisi saree's saree naa rehkar odhanai ya fir ek parda bankar reh jaati hai. Aur kuch khass moukon par bhabhi ko yahi toh chahiye tha.
Bhabhi aisi kuch saree's me andar se fall hi nahi lagaati. Aap smajh jaao agar wo isme se koi saree peahen le, toh andar se kya kya dikhne wala tha.
Wo khud silaayi me adjust karke bass kuch aisa finishing touch de deti thi, jo ki dikhne me latest trend lagata.

Kataayi-
Ab kataai ke baare me janate hai. Jo bhabhi ka special skill tha.
Ab fall ke sath sath kuch saree's ki lambai kaat ke kum karti thi. Taaki layers kum aaye kamar pe.
Iske karan bhabhi ki sariya kuch jyda hi halki aur patali ho jaati. Magar kataayi ache se naap lekar hoti thi. Taaki dikhne me professional lage aur kisi ko kuch pata naa chale.
Khair kuch saree's me toh jaan bujhkar aisi kataai lag jaati, ki finishing karne me bhabhi ko dikkat hoti. Aur yahi romanch Kuch najook moukon par bada maja de jata.

Aur ye kaat- kataai bass saree's me nahi, balki bhabhi ke har ek kapde par hoti thi. Mehenge se mehenga lekar, chaddi - bra tak.
Sab jagah bhabhi apni chaap chod deti thi. Darsal apane hath ki manmarji kataayi lagne tak bhabhi koi kapda pahanti hi nahi thi. Agar peshe se designer ban jaati, toh pata nahi, kisi clothing company ki 'Design Head' ban jaati.

Jaisa ki kaha, wahi haal uske saare 'Blouse' ka bhi tha.
Auraton ka blouse toh aur najook baat ho gayi. kehete hai 'ek aurat bass apne Blouse ke dum par duniya jeet sakti hai.'

Blouse koi readymade chiz nahi hoti. Use hamesha satik naap lekar silana padata hai.
Ab bhabhi ko apne khudke badan ke har curv ka ache se pata tha. Ab khudke andar hi silaayi machin ho toh fir silaayi ke kya kehne? Jo result ubhar ke ata wo tailor made hota tha. Ekdum perfect.
Bhabhi ke pass har tarah ke Blouse patterns aur designs bhare pade the.
Sleevless, full sleevs, backless, deep neck,  buttons ke, lace ke, jardaari, transparent.
Prakar chahe jo bhi wo sab ki fitting ekdum perfect!

Blouse ki baat kare toh, ek toh bhabhi ke mumme itne vishal size ke the. Aur ab upar se khud ke haton se silaaya hua ek satik sexy blouse.
Ufff....
Dono ka combination means Aag...samajh hi nahi aata kon kisko complementary de raha hai.

Kuch blouse ekdum shahi aur classic the. Toh kuch latest fancy the.
Inke alawa bhabhi ke pass aur kuch aise prakar ke blouse the, jo bade nizi the. Jo 4 logon ke samne pahan lena bada mushkil tha.

Toh chale, Ab naughty bhabhi ke inn special blouses ke baare me baat karte hai.

1. Deep neck blouse -
Usme pahali category aati thi 'Deep neck' wale blouses ki.
Deep neck category me bhabhi ke boobs ke darmiya wali khaai poori 1 ungali itni dikhaai padati. Iss cleavage se uske boobs ke size ka andaza saaf saaf pata chalta. Isme bhabhi itni sexy lagati thi ki, dekhnewale ko pakka yakin ho jata ki iss se khubsoorat aur shandaar boobs kisike ho hi nahi sakte. Ye wale blouse bhabhi aksar rojana toh pahan hi leti, par sath me kai mouko par, kai functions me pahan leti thi. Haa use apna pallu thoda samhalna hota tha.

2. Deep- Deep neck-
Ab baat karte hai double deep neck blouse ki.
Ye itne deep neck the ki bhabhi ke adhe boobs khule hi reh jaate. Isme bhabhi ke cleavage kum se kum dedh ungali tak niche chali jaati. Ye wale blouse koi sabhy samaj me pahan hi nahi sakta.  Aise blouse toh khass karke dance baar wali, yaa fir kothe ki randiya pahan leti thi.

3. Deepest neck-
Ab baat karte hai Deepest neck blouse ki. Waise aisi koi category hai hi nahi, ye apni naughty bhabhi ka innovation hai. Issme bass hahakaar thi. Ye wala itna deep hota ki seedha bhabhi ki chuchiyon ki akhari chor tak jaake khatm hota.
yha tak ki uske baju ka dark color ka ghera bhi saaf dikhayi deta.
Ufff...
Jara soche aisa blouse pahankar agar koi samne aaye!!
Ye kuch jyada hi tha. Bhabhi ye wale blouse aamtour par pahan hi nahi sakti thi. Ye uske apne khass pal ke istmal ke liye the.

Haa...
Ek baat hai,
Aamtour par abhi filhaal istmal nahi kar sakti thi, kyunki wo yaha nayi hai, par kya maloom aage jakar kya hoga?
Aapko batau bhabhi jitni chanchal hai utni hi daring thi. Kuch zhalak abtak aap logo ne dekh hi li hogi?
Toh ye blouse itne deep the. 
Bhabhi ko nipple ki baju ka dark brown rang ka ghera dikhaane me bada maja ata. gori chikni chamdi par ye brown dhabbe aise dikhai padate, Jaise nazar naa lage isliye kisine kajal lgaya ho.


Ab itne bold Saree - blouse ke niche bhabhi jaanbujhkar underwears nahi pehanti thi. Jyada tar apni naughty bhabhi bina panty aur bra ke hi ghumati thi.
Aagar kabhi pahan bhi leti toh jaanbujhkar contrast color ki bra panty pahan leti thi. 2 color jo ek dusare se bilkul virodh me ho. Matlab agar white saree ho toh niche ekdum Lal rang ki chaddi pahan leti, taaki bahar se wo color badi asani se dikh jaaye. Aur ye bass saree ke sath nahi, baaki saare kapadon ke sath bhi karti thi. Gown, skirt, jeans, t shirt, maxi, salwar- kurti. Sab ke sath contrast matching.


Saree - Blouse pehrav ke sath aur ek natkhat harkat thi bhabhi ki.
Saree ke andar bhabhi kabhi kabhi chodo, jyada tar mouke par petticoat hi nahi pahanti thi.
Ab aap soch rahe honge bina petticoat ke saree kamar pe kaise tik paati?
Toh iska bhi jugad tha bhabhi ke pass.
Bhabhi apne kamar par ek elastic patla dhaga bandhe rakhati.
"Jo kaam dhaage se ho, uske liye poori chaddar kyu?"
Wo apni saree iss elastic naade me pel deti.
Ab bhabhi kitna bhi uchal- kud kare, saree nahi nikalti thi.
Aur wo dhaga elastic ka hone ke karan bhabhi apni saree ko kamar par kahi par bhi set kar sakti thi.
'Low toh low, aur lowest toh lowest.'
Apne hisab se jaha marji ho saree bandh li.

Kabhi kabhi wo itna low pahanti leti, ki piche se kulhon ke beech ki darar tak khul jaati aur aage se zhat ke 10baal dikhaayi padate.
Aur petticoat naa pahan lene se pardarshi ko koi hade hi naa reh jaati.

Cuts-
Ab iske baad baat karte hai bhabhi ke "Cuts" ke baare me. Ye bhi uski kataayi skills ka hi hissa tha. Bass yaha ki kataayi Cuts me badal jati thi.

Aap log soch rahe honge ki ab ye "cuts " kya hai?
Cuts matlab kaichi se kaate gaye tukde. Kaichi se ki gayi kataai.
Toh iska alag se jikr hona jaroori hai. Iss hoonar se bhabhi apne kapadon ko ashleelta ki seema ke bahar le jaati thi.
  Kapdon ke bich bich cuts lagana uska talent tha. Usne apni ye naughty kainchi kahi bhi chalayi thi.
Kahi par bhi matlab sach me kahi par bhi.
Aur inn hole ke sath apne kapade waise hi pahn leti.
Kabhi kisi blouse pe chote chote toh kisipe bade hole kar deti.

Ye cuts dekhoge toh aap hairaan reh jaaoge.
Ek blouse sadharan saa tha, matlab deep neck nahi tha. Sabkuch thik. Ek dum bhardaari traditional. Gale se arm tak poora dhaka huaa. Ab aise blouse par bhabhi ne uski ek side pe 2 hole banaye the. Wo bilkul uski nipple area ke halka baaju me the.
Uff..
Usme se ek hole se toh bhabhi ke nipple ke baaju ka dark area bhi halka sa dikhaayi pad raha tha.

Ufff...
Aur ye cuts kahi par bhi hote the. Kabhi kabhi toh bhabhi sari hade paar kar leti.
Ab aap  jara sochiye, agar ek aurat poora dhaka huaa blouse pahane hai. Aur agar aapko pata chale ki aise blouse pe thik uski nipples ki jagah par 2 chote chote hole kar rakhe ho, toh aapko kaisa feel hoga?
Aapne thik samjha.
Bhabhi ke pass aise 4 blouse the jaha usne baaki kahi nahi, par seedha chuchiyon ki jagah hole bana liye the. Aur itna hi nahi, inn blouse ko pahan lene ke baad bhabhi apni nipples ko pakad kar khinch kar unn holes se bahar nikalti thi. Aur fir upar se pallu odh leti thi.
Uff...
Ek toh pahale hi uske nipples normal size ke nahi the. Wo kisi angoor ki tarah uss hole se bahar latakte rehate.

Ek blouse me toh itne bade 2 hole kiye rakhe the, ki chuchi ke sath poora brown ghera bhi bahar khula tha.
Aur isme hadd ye thi ki, unn holes ko silaayi kar ke ek phool ka design bana liya tha.
Sach me lambi naak wale koi phool hi lagate the sine par.
Aur ye Kataayi holes tak hi simit nahi thi, kuch jagah pe toh ye holes hisso me badal jaate. Bhabhi kabhi kabhi hisso me kataayi kar deti thi. Pata chala kapade ka koi hissa hi missing hai.

Iske bahot examples the. Par abhi ke liye bhahi ke blouse ke baareme dekhte hai.
Iss blouse ka itna bada hissa kaata gaya the ki kya bataaye?
Iss blouse ko bhabhi ne "Open Blouse " kaa naam diya tha.
Lilly ka ye sabse pasandida blouse tha.

Ye ek full sleevs wala gharandaaj traditional blouse tha. Hath se lekar gale tak poora dhaka huaa. Par pata hai? Uska aage ka poora hissa hi gayab tha.
Oyeehoyee..
Poora matlab poora kaa poo!
Bass niche ek hook wali patti bachi rakhi thi bass. Matlab hath se lekar peeth tak sabkuch thik tha. Par samne dono mumme poore ke poore nange. Waha kaa poora hissa hi kataai ho chuka tha.
Isiliye isko " Open blouse " kaha gaya.
Matlab ki, khajana chupane ke liye sabse majboot tijori kharid li, aur darwaja khulla hi chod diya.
Ha..ha..ha..ha..ha..ha..

Ab ye wala blouse bhabhi ko bada priy isliye tha,  Kyunki pahale se itne vishaal uske boobs ab niche ki blouse ki paati ke karan tange reh jaate.
Niche se ye patti unn boobs ko uthaaye rakhati. Iski wajah se bhabhi ke boobs toh aur vishaal dikhaayi padate. Uske sath sath double bouncy ho jaate. Aur niche se aise hold milne se itne bhaari mumme ab seedha khade ho jaate. Bhabhi ki chuchiya kisi gaadi ki headlight ki tarah seedha samne dekhati. Issme bhabhi aisa dikhati ki, jiski koi tareef naa ho.

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                    Pahala experience



Ek din aisa hi huaa.
Bhabhi ko naye sasural me 8 hi din hi hue the. 
Abtak wo doodhwale Kalu se mili bhi nahi thi.

Uss dopahar ko wo apne kapade cupboard me ache se rakh rahi thi. Tabhi uske hath uska ye atrangi blouse laga. Jise 'Open blouse' kehete hai.
Uss wakt ghar me koi nahi tha. Uska pati Rana apne purane ghar matlab Chacha ke ghar gaya hua tha.
Bass sasur ji the, par wo bhi band kamare me soye hue the.

Uss blouse ki wo bachi hui bass ek patti dekh bhabhi ke man me gudgudi doud ho uthi.
Naye sasural me usne abtak aisa koi kapada  nahi pahana tha.

Par aaj uske andar ki shararati Lilly jaag uthi thi.

Wo kuch soch me doob gayi.
Pata nahi wo kya soch rahi thi?  Par hoton pe hasi aur uske gaalo me lali bharti jaa rahi thi.

Usne turant apne bedroom ka darwaja band kar liya.

Fir ab usne apna wo Open blouse hath me utha liya. Use dekhkar hasne lagi.
Fir kisi 18 saal ki ladaki ki tarah unmaad se khilkhila uthi. Usne agle hi pal apna regular blouse utaarna shuru kiya.
Use utarkar bed par fek diya. Aur ab ye wala "Open blouse " pahan liya.
Uff..
Apne vishaal boobs ke niche jakar wo hook wali patti laga li.
Ab wo cupboard ke mirror ke samne aakar khadi hui aur khudko dekhne lagi.

Ufff...
Wo Kya lag rahi thi?
Itna blod ki paani bhi pyass se jhulag jaaye.
Ise kehte hai Vidrohi kapade. Samaj ke saare bandhano se azad.

Uss open blouse me uske dono vishal mumme puri tarah se nange the, aur niche patti par tange hone se wo aur bhi bade aur aage aaye hue the.
Itna aage aane se uske nipple seedha aine me dekh rahe the. Khudke nipples ko dekh kar lilly ki toh hasi nikal gayi.
Kisi mirror kanch me battery marne se jaise lagata hai, thik waise hi lag raha tha Ki Jaise uske mumme headlight on kar ke kanch me focus maar rahe ho.

Tabhi halke se movement pe uske mumme itne bounce ho uchal pade, ki aisa laga ki bhabhi ke boobs me springs laga di gayi ho.
Iss halchal ne bhabhi ke andar ki naughty lilly ko ko jaise par de diye.

Usne apne saree ka pallu uthakar apne sar pe oodh liya. Ghunghat lekar ab ek alag tarah se sharmaate hue bhabhi apne aapko uss mirror me dekhne lagi.
Wahhh..
Hath me mehendi, aur sath me khan khan - kangan chuda.
Pairo me bhi mehendi aur sath me Cham Cham - Payal..
Naak me choti si Nath aur kaano me bade zhumke.
Ufff...
Sar pe ghunghat, mang me sindoor, sharm se zhuki hui  palke, niche aisa open blouse jis me se uske dono mumme nange bahar the, aur uss gale me dono nange boobs ke bich latakta wo Mangalsutr.
Ufff...

Kayamat ki khubsoorati thi!
Ye hui naa apani - "Sanskari Lilly".
Bilkul 'Tital' ko Shobha de aisi.

Niche chahe chaadi par khadi ho, par bahu ghunghat liye hai. Wah re Apani " Sanskari Lilly."

Iss look ne bhabhi ke andar aisi chul Macha di, wo kisi soch me pad gayi. Kuch sochkar ab apni sanse rok rakhi.
Uske chehare par ek ajeeb si masti saaf saaf dikhaayi pad rahi thi.
Apni sanse waise hi rok kar wo yahi blouse pahankar bedroom ke darwaje ke pass ayi.
Uff..
Aur ab rok ke rakhi sanse chodati hui usne apne bedroom ka darwaja bhi khol diya.
Karrrrrrrrrr...karrr...
Uff..

Unka aur Golu ka, aise 2  bedroom upar the.  Ek side kone me bhabhi aur Rana ki ye bedroom thi. Toh Waha se, balkni jaisa rasta chalke dusare side par golu ki room thi.
Uss balkni ke samne ghar ka vishal Main Hall tha, jo jameen se lekar upar chat tak open tha aur upar balkani se poora dikhayi padata.
Golu ke room ke thik samne se ghumavdaar seedhiya niche utarkar jaati thi.
Ye ghar kisi choti Haveli jaisa hi tha. Thik jaise jyadatar kisi gharelu sas- bahu ki TV serials ke ghar jaisa.

Niche uss vishal open hall me sofa, TV, dining table, aur baaki haal ki chize thi. Aur sath me bada khulla space tha. Sach me wo ek bada Hall tha.
Wahi kone me ek zhula bhi tha, jispar Sasur Giridhar jee baitha karte. Sath me wahi ke aram kursi bhi thi, jo deewar se sath ke rakhi hui thi. Paralysis hone ke karan bhabhi ke sasur ka adha din ghar ke isi kone me beet jata.
Hall ke samne kitchen tha. Kitchen ki ek side pe thik seedhiyon ke niche ek Kamara tha. Wo sasur ji ko de rakha tha. Uske bilkul opposite side se, matlab kitchen ke bagal se hokar ek choti hallway ghar ke piche jaati thi. Uss hallway ke darmiya hi ek kabad room tha. Waha se aage fir bahar piche jaane ke liye ek darwaja tha. Piche ghar ke bahar fir khula angan, aur thoda bagicha tha aur lakadi- faliya aur taaron ka compound tha.

Aao chale,
Ab fir se ghar me ghuste hai, aur bhabhi ke bedroom ke pass chalte hai.
Uss Ghar ke open hall design ki tarah hi bhabhi ka blouse bhi open design ka hi tha.
Ha..ha..ha..

Romach se bharkar chur apni bhabhi apne bedroom ke choukhat par thi.
Darwaja khulte hi bahar ki hawa ne uske jsm ko chu liya.
Wo hawa khud 'bahar ki aur andar ki' hawa ka fark bata gayi.
Bhabhi ne naak foolakar apne fefado me jitni hawa bhar sakti, utni bhar li.

Waise wo thodi dari hui jaroor thi. Ghar me koi nahi hai, ye pata hote hue bhi bhabhi ne pahale toh zhank ke dekha. Fir thodi himmat kar ke apna ek pair bedroom se bahar rakh diya.
Uff...

Uske andar fir se ajeeb si gudgudi ho uthi.
Usne fir se sans bharkar dusara bhi pair bahar rakh diya.
Iss tarah se bhabhi ab apne bedroom ke bahar thi.
Bahar aate hi usne sabse pahale balkani ki lakadi ki railing ko pakadkar niche zhank liya.
Poora vishal Hall bina halchal ke waise hi pada tha.
Maano uske swagat ka intzar kar raha hai!

Tabhi wo fudak kar niche baith gayi. Fir thodi der me fir se balkani ki railing pakdkar chupke se zhankne lagi. Niche hall me dekh kar fir se chupne lagi.
Ghar me toh koi nahi tha, fir pata nahi kiss se chup rahi thi?
apne hi khayalo me luka- chupi khel rahi thi.
Excitement me aise hi hota hai.

Fir lambi sans bharkar akhir kaar khadi ho hi gayi. Fir balcony ki railing pakadkar aise hi chal di.
Wo kuch fasalo ki chaal itni madak bhari thi ki lag raha tha bhabhi koi college ki ladaki hai, aur abhi pahle pahle pyaar me padi hai.
Wo baalon ko samhalna, pair ki kalaayi modkar ke chalna, apne aap se hi hasna, ungali mooh me dalna, khud apne hont ko hi bite kar lena. Uiii - Maa ki aanh, dar ki saanyy, aur romanch se bhari jawani.
Ufff...

Baramade se hokar ab wo Golu ke room ke pass tak aa gayi.
Golu ka kamra dekh kar ekdum se bichak gayi.
Khair golu toh tha nahi, par uski gairmoujudgi bhi bhabhi ko romanch de gayi.
Seedhiya Golu ke room ke pass hokar hi nikalti thi. Toh har baar Golu ke room ke samne se hi gujarna tha usko. Usko iski adat hi daal lena acha tha. Aur waise bhi aur koi dusra koi rasta bhi nahi tha.

Golu ke kamare ke pass aakar uska romanch double ho gaya.
Wo bass itna hi soch payi, ki agar Golu room me hota toh kya hota? Use iss ajeeb si feeling ne khudka chehara dhakne par majboor kiya.
Usne apne hath se turant apna chehara dhak liya.
Chehare par rakhe hath ki ungaliyon ke beech se  jab usne samne dekha, toh samne Golu ka room ka dikha. Aur jab usne apna chehara zhukaya, toh unn ungaliyon ke beech se use apni dono nipples dikh gayi.
Bhabhi khud hi sharmaake hass padi.
Ab usne apne hath chehare se nikaal liye aur khud se boli -" Jara niche toh dekh pagali, chehara chupane ka kya fayda?"

Wo khilkhilate hasti hui waha se aage badhi.


Ab bhabhi seedhiyon tak aa pahunch gayi thi.

Yaha aakar lekin uska asali romanch shuru ho gaya. Fir se wo fudak kar niche zhuk gayi.
Uske man me ek hi sawal gunjane laga - Yaha se aage jaan chahiye? Yaa Nahi?
Bilkul, Wo yaha se aage badhne ko dar rahi thi. Kyunki yaha se aage badhna matlab nange mumme lekar niche hall tak utarna. Aur niche waha sasur kamre me the.
Halaki uske sasur soye hue the aur room ka darwaja band tha. Aur baaki ghar me koi nahi tha.

Bhabhi man me sochne lagi -
" Haayee, ye toh kuch jyada hi ho jaayega."

Par tabhi fir se bol padi -
" Ye toh unke sone ka time hai. Aur waise bhi unhe chalne ke liye madad ki jaroorat padati hai, toh akele chal ke toh nahi aane wale. Uff....aur agar darwaja khola bhi toh unhe dikhai bhi nahi deta."
Iss romanch ne bhabhi ko aage badhane ki himmat di.
Fir wo aise taise himmat jutakar seedhiya utarne chali.
Ufff...
Kya bawal bahu thi.
Pehala kadam utarte hi uske wo dono boobs aise bounce hokar uchal pade, mano aisa laga ki, ped se tootkar Aam niche jameen par gir jayenge.
Khudke boobs ki chalaange dekh, bhabhi khud par hi has padi.

Fir bol padi -
" Are, nikkamo. Jara samhal ke. Kahi toot naa jaoge! Bandi se bahar aate hi badi shararat karte hai, inhe toh bandhkar hi rakhna chahiye."
Fir khudpar hi sharmakar hasne lagi.

Ab,

Akhirkar bhabhi seedhiya utar hi gayi.

Utatkar ab wo hall me pahunch gayi thi.
Ufff...
Ek aisa blouse pahane, jisme se uske dono mumme nange hi bahar the.
Yakin maane, wo ab apne sasural ghar ke Hall me wo wala open blouse pahankar khadi thi.

Sabse pehale uski ankhe sasur ke kamre ki oor gayi.
Uff..
Wo band tha!
Toh ab wo najook pairon se darwaje ke pass gayi aur kaan dekar koi ahat sunane lagi.
Ab Kitna bhi najook chalti, uske Payal ki Cham Cham toh honi hi thi.
Khair,
Andar se kharate sunai de rahe the.

Bhabhi nishint ho gayi -
Bhabhi- 'Uff, sasur ji toh aram se soye hue hai'

Wo tasalli se sans bhar hi rahi thi, ki tabhi uski najar 'Main door' pe padi.

Ufff...
Wo toh khulla hi tha.

Wo dekhte hi bhabhi dar se chounk gayi. Uska toh chehara hi neela- peela pad gaya. Uske mooh se  Uiiii - Maa, Haayee - Dayya nikal gayi.
Turant ek Hiran ki raftaar se hapte hue wo darwaje ke pass bhaag gayi aur dono darwaje band kar liye.

Ufff...
Darwaja band kar ke ek lambi sans bharkar tasaali paa li.

Bhabhi- " Ufff...Ye bhi naa, darwaja aise hi khula chodkar chale gaye hai. Aapki wajah se aaj toh aapki biwi pakadi jaati."
Itna bolkar khud hi has padi.

Tabhi usko yaad aya ki, Darwaja band karte wakt uski najaro me koi chiz lubhai thi.

Wo ek Gulab ka phool tha. Jo uske ghar ke angan me khil utha tha.

Ab bhabhi ke andar ki chanchal lilly ko wo gulab itna bhaa gaya tha ki wo andar se khujali dene lagi. Uss khujali se bhabhi chalbichal ho gayi. Uske man me tarah tarah ke vichaar ghumne lage. Ab iski wajah se bhabhi ke andar ka shaitani deemag fir se chal pada.
Kuch sochkar wo aur bilkul uss gulab ki tarah gulabi hoti jaa rahi thi.
Wo kabhi khudko samjha rahi thi, toh kabhi gulabi hasne lagi.

Bhabhi- " Nahi, No..no..Lilly. ye tu kya soch rahi hai? No..no.. isme bahot risk hai.  Aisa bilkul mat karna"
Wo satark ho gayi.

Bhabhi- "Are dekh toh. Aaspass koi nahi hai, aur tu apne ghar ke compound ke andar hi hai. Toh koi dikkat hi nahi hai."
Bhabhi ke andar ka chanchal man phat se keh pada.

Uske deemag me hajaro vichaar chal rahe the. Mano ek ladhayi ho rahi ho. Uska sar chakkar khane laga. Seena dhad dhad dhadkane laga.
Akhir hona kya tha?
Lagta hai 'chanchalta', bhaari padh gayi 'Sabhyta' par.
Uske andar ki dabang Lilly ne akhir baaji maar hi li. y

Uss lilly ne fir se bhabhi ko kaha- " Are pagali, dekh toh ek baar?"

Sine me dhadakta dil lekar akhir bhabhi darwaje ki taraf mood gayi. Apne kampte hath badhakar usne ghar ke 'Main darwaje' ki kundi khol di. Aur ab halka sa darwaja khol diya.
Karrrrr......karrrrrrr...
Uff...

Uss zharoke se usne bahar zhanka.
Waha koi nahi tha. Bass wo gulab ka phool use bula raha tha.
Ab ek lambi sans chadhakar bhabhi ne ek side ka poora darwaja khol diya. Usne ab bass apni gardan bahar nikali. Aur kisi Shaturmurg ki tarah har kone me dekhne lagi.

Agle hi pal uske rongate khade ho gaye.
Kyunki, Bahaar gali ki Chahal - Pahal saaf saaf sunaai de rahi thi. Yaha tak ki raste se gurajne wali gaadiyon ki awaj bhi ruk ruk kar sunai de rahi thi.
Par fir bhi bhabhi waha safe thi.
Haa..waha sab thik hi tha!

Kyunki,
Compound.
Ghar ke angan ka compound.
Bhabhi ke mumme, aur Samaj ke beech ek lakadi ki faliyon ka compound khada tha.
Bhabhi apne sasural ghar ke compound ke andar safe thi.

Halaki,
Wo compound bass kaam chalane layak tha.
Ek toh wo lakadi ki faliyon se bana tha. Bich ki dariyon se bahar ki ahat saaf saaf pata chal rahi thi. Usme se upar ki dari toh itni badi thi ki, bahar se nikane wali gadiyon ka rang badi asani se pata chal raha tha. Koi lal, Neela, Hara, toh kabhi cycle pe jaane wale ka kala sar.
Par ye bhi tha ki, bahar se andar ka shayad kuch nahi dikh raha tha. Matlab jab tak ki kisi ke dwara waha ruk kar thos tarike se dekha naa jaaye, tabtak. Aur uski gunjaayish bahot kum thi.

Apni chanchal lilly ke liye toh ye perfect mahol tha.
Apna talent dikhane kaa, Aur wo bhi ghunghat me rahte hue.

Toh ab Bhabhi ne than li.
Thodi der pahale apne bedroom se nikalne me hajaar baar soch rahi thi, aur ab toh wo ghar ke angan kaa phool todne ki soch rahi thi.
Uska dil aise dhadak raha tha, maano kisi bhi wakat mooh me aa jayega.
Par, uske andar ki shaitan lilly use kaha jeene de rahi thi.

Jabtak wo decision naa le tabtak bhabhi ko wo andar se aise khuja rahi thi maano apni manmaani kar ke hi maanegi.

Akhirkar bhabhi ne decision le hi liya.
Calculated risk hone ki wajah se ab bhabhi aage badhi.
Usne wo dusara darwaja bhi khol diya.
Kirrrrrrr....kirrrrr....

Uff..
Uss Ghar ka wo main darwaja ab poora khul gaya tha. Aur uske beecho beecho uss Ghar ki bahu ghunghat liye khadi thi. Par uske mumme nange the.
Darwaja khulte hi bahar ki thandi hawa bhabhi ke boobs se aa takraai. Bhabhi ki toh Si nikal gayi. Khass kar ke wo thandi hawa jab uski chuchiyon ko ched gayi.
Bedroom se bahar pair rakhte hi use aisi hi hawa ne ehsash karwaya tha. Par angan ki hawa uss se kai guna thandi aur chubhne wali thi. Bhabhi ki chuchiya toh khadi ho gayi.

Tabhi bhabhi ne aisa kuch dekha ki uska sara confidence down ho gaya.
Haayee...
Kitne sare sankat uss bichaari ke raste me!
Ye jalim samaj use ek gulab ka phol bhi nahi lene de raha tha.

Samne compound toh tha, par uske dahine kone me unke ghar ka lohe ka gate tha. Bass lohe ki design thi, baaki aar paar tha. Use dekh kar bhabhi sadma khaa gayi. Uss gate ke aar - paar bahar ka sab dikh raha tha. Khula rasta, ek bada ped, Aane jaane wali gadiya aur ek, do, log bhi.

Ye dekh kar bhabhi ab lekin achi - khasi dar gayi. usne thoda apne aap ko andar kiya. Wo piche hatne ki soch hi rahi thi ki fir se tabhi uske andar se awaj aayi -
" Are kyu dar rahi hai? Wo toh ek kone me hai, aur tera gulab dusare kone me hai. Uske samne se gujarne me bass 7 se 10 second lagenge bass. Ab uske liye yaha se wapas thodi jayegi? Tu bhool gayi tuzhe koi challenge nahi de sakta? Naa hi ye ghar, naa hi wo gate aur naa hi ye samaj. Aur isime hi toh kick hai, pagali......bindhast apne ball udaa, aur jaa, le apna gulab."

Uske andar ki Lilly ne bhabhi ko confidence se bhar diya.
Bhabhi ne bhi socha ki "baat toh sahi hai. Yaha se aakar ab wapas thodi jana hai. 20 second me wo bhagkar gulab tod legi. Risk bhi hai par kick bhi hai. Itni risk toh banati hai."

Fir bhabhi ne kuch thankar fir se lambi sans bhar li.
Aur akhirkar wo fir se mood gayi aur issbaar ek badi chalangh lagakar doud padi. Uski najar gate par hi thi. Wo jab gate ke bilkul samne aayi thi, tab use bahar ka rasta saaf saaf dikhai pada.
Uff..
Wo khula rasta dekh wo romanch se bhar gayi.
Aisa nasha toh mehenge se mehenga drugs lene par bhi nahi hota!

Jab usne chalang lagaayi thi tab uske boobs jode me aise uchal pade, aise laga jaise koi aam ka bhara ped gadgada hila raha ho.

Kuch hi pal me wo gulab ke pass pahunch gayi. Usne turant wo phool tod liya aur ab bina dekhe hiran ki raftaar se bhaag nikali.
Andar aakar sabse pahale usne darwaja laga liya.
Ufff..

Uski sanse fooli nahi sama rahi thi. Uska seena rail engine ki dhad dhad ban gaya tha.
Uske hath pair bhi kamp rahe the. Jab usne andar se kundi lagaayi, tab jakar use thoda control mila.
Uske sine ki dhad dhad ab thodi kum hone lagi.
Use aisa laga jaise koi badi jung jeetkar aayi hai.
Thoda safe feel hote hi bhabhi muskurane lagi.

Bhabhi- " Oye chori, akhir tune kar ke dikhaya! "

Ab wo deewar ki taraf ghum gayi. Hall ka mirror wahi tha. Wo mirror ke samne gayi aur apne balo me wo gulab laga liya. Gulab lagakar ab wo khudko aine me dekhne lagi.
Whhhh...

Kya khubsoorati thi!
Gulab aur Boobs, kya deadly combination tha.
Nange boobs ke sath uss gulab ka combination kya ubahr ke aya tha? Tabhi usne chehare par aate baal ko kaano ke piche lga liya.
Ye kawayat use baar baar karni padati. Hamesha.
Har dafa.
Iss se uski sadgi laakh guna badhkar dikhati.

Wo apani Sundarta niharti rahi. Apne aap par garv khati rahi. Aur sharm se zhepti rahi.

Darwaja Andar se lock karne se bhabhi thodi relax thi. Wo waise hi aakar sofe pe baith gayi.
Uffff..
Ek lambhi sans chod di.

Tabhi usne apna ek pair apni mandi par rakha. Fir apni chaati taankar kisi mard ki tarah sofe pe ache se baith gayi. Fir wahi pada TV ka remote utha liya aur badi shaan se TV on kar di.
Fir, apni mucho par taav dene ki acting karte hue ek mard ki awaj me kitchen ko dekhte hue boli.
" Bahu? Wo bahu...Jara ek glass paani toh le aao."

What?
Bhabhi ye kya kar rahi thi?
Khud apne sasur ki acting karne lagi thi?
Haa...
Uske andar ka unmadit rass pata nahi uss se kya kya karwake rahega? 

Usne mard ki awaj me khud ko hi matlab uss ghar ki bahu ko order de di thi. Order ki farmaish ke sath hi wo khud turant uth gayi. Aur ab apne sasur ke character ko wahi sofe par chodkar, khud bhagkar kitchen me aa gayi.

Kitche me aakar wo apni 'sanskari lilly bahu' ban gayi thi. Usne glass me paani bhara aur apne sasur ko dene bahar aayi. Aate wakt ghunghat fir se kar liya.
! Wahh rii..sanskari bahu !

Use bahar aate wakt badi sharm aa rahi thi.
Ab wo sharmate sharmate dheemi kadmo se sasur ke pass jaane lagi.
Wo aisa imagination kar rahi thi, ki mano sach me uska sasur sofe par baitha hai, aur khud aisa hi blouse pahankar. Matlab apne mumme khule chodkar, wo apne sasur ke  samne jaa rahi hai.
Ye sochkar bhabhi ke andar ek alag hi sharm chadh gayi. Sath me ek Ajib si chul bhi.

Ab - tab karte karte akhir wo uss sofe ke pass pahunch gayi.
Sharm se mooh chupaate hue usne wo glass aage kiya.
Glass dete hi uska kirdaar change ho gaya.
Ab jald se wo glass Teapoy par rakhkar khud sofe par aakar baith gayi.
Ab fir se usne apni chaati foolakar sasur ke character ko pakad liya.
Wo paani ka glass uthakar kisi mard ki tarah usne ghata - ghat pi liya. Khair waisi ghata - ghat wo seh nahi paayi. Khaste hue 2 sip maarkar paani rakh diya.

Ab mucho par taav maarte hue mard ki awaj me bol padi.
" Bahu? Ye kya pehen rakha hai? Tumhe pata nahi hamare ghar ki aurate ghar me kapade nahi pehna karti? Chupchap se jaldi utaar de isko."

Bhabhi turant uthkar sofe ke samne khadi ho gyi.
Ab bahu ki kirdaar me aakar ekdum shocking reaction dete hue boli -
"Jee? Kya"

Fir sofe par jakar sasur ban gayi aur mucho par taav dete boli-
" Are sunaai nahi deta kya? Iss se pahale ki mera ghussa dekh le, utaar jaldi."

Fir se uthkar bahu ban gayi.
Issbaar badi hi asahajta se ab- tab karne lagi.

Tabhi sasur ke character ne jor se chillaya -
" Are kaha naa utaar de? Yaa fir...."

Ek rotalu chehara banakar bhabhi turant bol padi - jaise sasur ki awaj se ghabra gayi ho -
"Jee"

Iss wakt bhabhi ka dar bhi unchaai chu chuka tha, aur sath me uska romanch bhi shikhar par tha.
Ek rota huaa majboori wala chehara banakar ab bhabhi ne ghunghat niche gira diya.

Ohh..my..hod..
Kya sach me apni lilly bhabhi ye karne jaa rahi hai?

Waise wo badi hi asahaj ho uthi thi. Use kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha. Par tabhi sasur ki aur ek dant aa dhadki.
Toh. Ab bhabhi ne apne kamar me peli saree ko ungali se gira diya.
Ye karne se pahale beshak usne darwaje ki oor kaan dekar jayaja liya tha.
Uss me itna romach bhara huaa tha, ki uski ungaliya bhi kamp rahi thi. Ab toh uske seene ki dhad dhad fir se badhkar pure hall me gunjane lagi thi.

Pal me hi wo saree uski kamsin tangon se hoti hui jameen par niche gir gayi.
Uff..

Bhabhi ne apni saree uthakar baaju me rakh di.
Uff..
Wo khali sofa jaise usse ghur ke nigal hi jayega.
Badi hi lajjit awashta me samne sofe par baithe sasur ki taraf wo dekhne lagi.

Tabhi sasur ki aur ek chinkh aa gayi -
" Maine kaha saare "

Ab kya karti wo bichari?
Aaj bhabhi ne niche petticoat aur panty pehani thi.

Badi hi majboori me apne sharm se ladhati hui usne ab apna petticoat utaar diya. Fir panty me ungaliya ghusaa kar use bhi khich liya.
Ufff..
Agale hi pal usne wo panty apne tangon se utaar li.
Ahhhh...
Ab uski panty uske hatho me thi.

Iska matlab?
Uff..
Iska matlab, bhabhi apne sasural ke Hall me puri ki puri nangi ho gayi thi ab.
Kya bawal aurat hai?

Apna ek parallel universe banakar bhabhi 'Rass - Leela' ke naye paath likhti jaa rahi thi.
Uske andar ki Lilly ko 1 lakh Salam!

Poori nangi hokar wo sharm se jaise toot kar bikhar gayi thi. Aur samne uske sasur use ghur rahe the.
Bichari apne baal kaan ke piche karte hue kamar me zhuk hi gayi.

Tabhi samne se sasur bol pade -
" Bahot badhiya,  Ab lag rahi hamare ghar ki bahu. Chal jaa ab apne sasur ke liye chaai banakar laa."

Bhabhi- "Jee, Thank you."
Sasur ke mooh se tareef sunkar wo itni bezati me bhi khush ho uthi.

Bhabhi- "Jee, abhi laayi"
Aisa karke wo kitchen me bhagne lagi.

Tabhi sasur ne usko fir se awaj di -
" Ruko. Aise hi nahi. Pahale ye tumhare saare kapade upar le jakar apne kamare me rakh ke aa. Muzhe ass pass bhi koi kapda nahi chahiye. "

Bhabhi chounk khaa gayi
Bhabhi- " Jee????"

Sasur-  "Aur itna hi nahi, Aate wakat apne room ka lock lagakar aaogi.  Aur aakar chaavi mere pass dogi."

Sasur ki ye baat sunte hi uska jee kamp utha.
Uff..ye toh bada risky hai- wo ye soch hi rahi thi ki tabhi uske sasur fir se chillaye-
"Samjhi kya?????"

Bhabhi- "Jee, sasur jee"
Bhabhi dar se bol padi.

Haa jee, karte hue bhabhi ne turant apne saare kapade utha liye. Apni saree, apna blouse,  apna petticoat, aur apni panty.
Aur fir ek lambi sans lekar ek dafa thoda soch liya. Fir agale hi pal wo bhagte hue waha se nikali.

Cham Cham Payal ki awaj ke sath wo sar sar apne ghar ki seedhiya chadh gayi.
Fir apne room me aa pahunchi.
Room me akar deewar se peeth lagakar thodi sanse lene lagi.
Sharm se gulaabi hokar khud se bol padi-
" Haayee...tu toh bass blouse pahankar dekhne wali thi naa?"

Fir kuch pal gujra. Par akhir me bhabhi apne bedroom se bahar aa hi gayi.
Uff..
Issbaar wo nangi thi.
Haa...poori ki poori nangi!
Kamal hi kar diya tha usne.

Usne bahar aakar naa chahate hue apne bedroom ka darwaja laga liya, aur fir usko taala bhi laga liya.
Uff..
Ye kitna najook pal tha uske liye.
Sach me Jawani ki chul kisi bhi tark se pare hoti hai.

Ab wo apne balkani ki railing pakadkar niche jaane lagi. Iss baar toh use double sharm thi. Kyunki issbaar wo poori ki poori nangi thi. Upar se usne ek dafa sofe par baithe sasur ko dekh liya.

Tabhi niche se sasur ne awaj lagaayi-
Sasur- " Taala laga liya? Badhiya.... Laa de, chaavi fek idhar. Ab ye mere pass hi rahegi."

Sasur ki order sunkar bhabhi wahi ruk gayi. Aur fir upar se hi sofe par chaavi fek di.
Par, excitement ki wajah se apne kampte hue hath kaa anumaan naa laga saki. Iss wajah se uska nishana chuk gaya. Wo chaavi jaha jaani thi, waha gayi hi nahi.
Ohhh..no.....
Seedha sofe ke piche kahi jakar gir gayi.

Ye dekh bhabhi ki toh fat gyi. Issbaar lekin wo asliyat me dar gayi.
Wo turant seedhiya utarkar niche chali ayi.
Aapko yaad dila de wo nangi hi thi. Uske har ek kadam pe uski jawani ka dharowar aise hil kar pad raha tha, jaise samundar me toofan cha gaya ho.

Dar ke maare issbaar uske chehare ki gulabi  sharm, badal kar lalbhara dar chaa gaya.
Wo sofe ke piche jakar turant chaavi dhoonde lagi.
Par waha chaavi use mili hi nahi. Ab toh wo aur dar gayi. Uska lal chehara peela pad gaya.

Jara socho, iss wakt agar koi aa jaaye toh bhabhi ko bhagne ke liye koi jagah hi nahi thi. Wo iss chaavi ke bina apne room me jaa hi nahi sakti thi. Usne apne wapasi ke saare dor pahale hi kaat liye the.
Ye sochkar uske toh rongate khade ho gaye.
Bhabhi iss baat se bhi jyada dari hui thi ki, uss chaavi ki awaj bhi naa aayi thi. Matlab wo kafi kisi kone me fas ke reh gayi hai.

Usne turant search operation jaari kar diya.
Sofe ke piche poora chaan maar liya- fir bhi naa mili.
Sofe ke niche zhank ke dekha- fir bhi naa mili.
Sofe ke baaju wali kursiya chaan li - fir bhi naa mili.
Haayeee..bhagwan...
Waha ka gujarta har ek second bhabhi ki tension badha raha tha.
Ab toh wo farsh par nangi poori ki poori let gayi. Aur sofe ke niche dekhne lagi - Fir bhi naa mili.

Ab toh uska chehara rone jaisa ho gaya.
Wo pagalo ki tarah yaha waha sab dhoond rahi thi.
Kuch hi pal me uske ansu nikal aaye.
Use apne kiye par itna pachtava huaa, ki apne aap ko hi ek thappad laga li.
Ankho se ansu dhalte wo yaha waha dhoond rahi thi.

Tabhi, uski nazar sasur ji ke chappal par padi.
Jo sofe ke piche wahi rakhe the.
Ufff...
Uski jaan me jaan aayi.
Uska rotalu chehar fir se khil utha.
Kyunki wo chaavi sasur ke uss chappal me jakar giri thi.

Bhabhi turant use uthane lagi.

Tabhi use sasur ki awaj sunaai di-
Sasur- " Are, bahu, pair padane ki kya jaroorat hai? Aise hi ashirwad le leti..khair meri achi bahu..apne saare kapade utar diye tune. Aise hi apne sasur ki baat maan liya karo. Wahh re meri agyakari bahu......jug jug jiyo..."

Aisa nanga ashirwad shayad hi kisi bahu ko mila hoga?
Sasur ke iss ashirwad se bhabhi toh sharm se hass hi padi.
Chappal ko chukar Sasur ka ahirwad lekar ab bhabhi uth gayi.
Wo chaavi sofe ke samne wale kanch ke teapoy par rakhte hue boli-
"Ye lijiye, Mai chaai lekar aati hu."
Aisa bolkar apni gand matkaate wo kitchen me chali gayi.
Jab kitchen me jaa rahai thi tab wo imagine karne lagi ki uski nangi gand sasur thok - bajake dekh raha hai.

Kitchen me aakar wo asaliyat me chaai banane me lag gayi.
Chaai banaati itni khush aurat aapne aaj tak nahi dekhi hogi!
Kabhi sans bharti, kabhi chounk jaati, kabhi gaalo me muskura deti.
Akhir wo pahali baar apne sasural ke kitchen me nangi khadi thi.
Wo sath me gana gungunaate hue apne sasur ke liye special chaai banane lagi.
" Aaj mousam bada anjaan hai"
Bich bich me wo kaan dekar jarasi ahat ke liye satark bhi thi.

Ab uski chaai ubalne lagi. Ubal nahi rahi thi, lag raha tha wo chaai bhi khushi se fudak fudak pad rahi hai.
Akhir kaar bhabhi ne chaai bana hi di.
Wo garma garam chaai Cup me dalkar ab wo sofe par baithe khayali sasur ko dene nikali.
'Jab wo nangi chaai ki tray liye kitchen se bahar aayi, ufff....aisa lag raha tha yahi iss duniya ka sabse khubasurat pal hai.'

Usne aage aakar wo chaai ka Cup teapoy par rakh diya.
Bhabhi- " Ye lijiye, aapki chaai."
Sasur- "Wahh...ye hui naa achi bahu...jug jug jiyo."

Fir ab khud sasur ke avtaar me ghuss gayi aur sofe par chaati choudi kar ke mard ki tarah baith gayi aur khud wo chaai ka Cup utha liya.

Jab bhi wo aise mard ki tarah chaati foolati thi. Tab uske pahale se mothe mumme aur bhi fail jaate aur 1 bounce kha jaate. Uska jawani se bhara nanga badan uss sofe ko kisi raja ka sinhasan bana de raha tha.
Usne TV ka remote hath me lekar ab wo Cup hoto tak le gayi.

Tabhi,
Sasur ke room se kuch awaj aayi.
Uska asali wala sasur jaag gaya tha.
Sasur ji ne 2 dafa bahu ko awaj bhi lagaayi.

Uff..
Asali sasur jaagte hi bhabhi ka khayali sasur bhaag gaya.
Uske hath ka chaai ka Cup tharthara gaya.
Apni sans rokkar wo chaai ka Cup wahi rakhkar turant bhaagti khadi ho gayi.
Bhagate wakt pahale toh chaavi bhool gayi thi, par fir se loutkar usne chaavi utha li aur seedhiya chadhkar bhagkar upar aa gayi.
Apne bedroom ka darwaja kholkar sabse pahale usne apne kapade pahan liye.
Uske taale kaa hole hi nahi mil raha tha.
Ufff...
Ye tha Lilly ka pahala experience apne naye sasural me.
Kya bawal aurat hai, kuch bhi karti firti hai.
Chaavi khone se toh uski jaan hi nikal gayi thi.
Par aisi risk se ho toh usko ishq tha.

Kuch der baad wo apne kaam me vyasth ho gayi.
Ab toh uska pati Rana ji bhi lout aaya.
Apne ghar aate hi Rana ne TV on kar li.

Rana- " Darling? ........Lilly?
Bhabhi- " Haaa?"
Bhabhi upar apne bedroom me thi.
Rana- " Are kon aya tha kya ghar?"
Bhabhi- " Nahi toh, kya huaa?"
Rana- " Toh ye chaai kisiki hai? "

Ye sunte hi bhabhi ke andar ek halchal ho gayi. Wo turant bhagkar balkani me aa gayi.

Usne apne jajbaat pe kaabu rakhte hue jawab diya.

Bhabhi - " Ufff...Mai bhi naa!!! Maine hi banayi thi sasur ji ke liye. Jaldbaaji me unko dena hi bhool gayi."
Rana apni biwi ki pyaari bhool sunkar jor se hass pada.
Rana- "Are, pagali. Tu bhi naa" " aao niche jara, muzhe bhi bana hi do ab".
The End.

( Ye toh bass pahala experience tha )

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Wah Kya Baat haey!! This is excellent. Never saw such theme. Eagerly waiting for agla episode. This story is such a refreshing addition to this site.

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Next release-  episode 2.4
Tital- "Doodhwala aur Souda"

Time - Tonight 

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Oh. doodhwala chapter? There are many ways now this can go as we got a glimpse of her wardrobe. Was hoping for more of her around the house topless adventure with the father in law and husband. But this is great too.

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we are waiting for the next part..plz post the update

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Waiting. Please post soon

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Release date : 4th Jan 26

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New release: Doodhwala aur Souda

This episode has 2 parts.

Episode name - 2.4 - Doodhwala aur souda part 1
Episode name-2.4.1- Doodhwala aur souda part 2

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Episode 2.4 - "Doodhwala aur Souda" - Part 1

Pichle episode 2.2 me hamne dekha, ki 25k rakkam se bhabhi ghussa ho gayi aur souda todkar chali gayi thi. 



Next Day :

Agle din phir doodhwala bhabhi ke ghar pahunch gaya. 

Aaj awaj lagaate hi bhabhi ne darwaja khola. Jaise wo usika itnzar kar rahi thi.

Kalu- Are wahhh..aaj aap jaldi jaldi uthi kya? Gudu marning....
Bhabhi- Hummm...Good morning...

Kalu- Ihh lijiye...
Bhabhi- kya hai?
Kalu- Are kal aapne hi toh bola tha.

Usne jeb se ek lollipop nikalkar bhabhi ke hath me rakha tha.

Bhabhi ne fir doodh ka bartan niche rakhte hue lollipop kholne lagi.
Tabhi wo ruk gayi. Fir wo lollipop wapas loutane lagi.
Bhabhi- Ye lo, nahi chahiye. 
Kalu- Kaa huaa? Yewala falavar pasand nahi hai kya?

Bhabhi- No, ye lijiye aapka lollipop. Aapne toh kal meri insult kara di. 
Kalu- kaa? Ye kya keh rahi hai? Hamne kya kiya?
Bhabhi- Aur nahi toh kya? Aap doodh daale..
Naak foolakar bhabhi ne hunn.. kar di.

Kalu doodh dalne laga..
Kalu- "Achaa..Kal ki khariddaari...ab wo toh bazaar bhaav ka hisaab tha bhabhi...Hota hai..
Ab aap hi soude me nahi toh jabardasti thodi karni hai?.....Waise ye aap lollipop le..."

Bhabhi ne lollipop toh liya, par mooh banakar naak chadhaya.

Bhabhi- Haa..hota hai...Kanch ke showroom me rakhi bejaan gudiya banaakar chand kagaj ke tukde me kharidne nikale the aap. Mano usme koi jaan hi nahi hai. Aap kyaa jaane jindaadili? Hunn...

Kalu- Aapki baat bilkul sahi hai meri bhains. Par....

Fir idhar udhar dekhkar kalu fir se dhime se bola.
Kalu- Hamra matlab hai bhabhi...

Bhabhi ne naak chadhakar fir se usko ignore kiya.
Maano aaj use koi fark nahi padata.

Wo bhabhi ko dekhkar hasne laga.
Kalu- Par, ye bhainson ka bazaar hai bhabhi,
Inn kale dhan par hi toh, hum doodhwala jinda hai. Toh teekhi nazar se mol - bhav bada jaroori hai. Aapke liye ye chand kagaj ke tukde honge. Par hamre liye bada mahatwpurn hai ek acha souda, samjhe jee?

Bhabhi- Haa..ha.. bada souda aya hai.
Hame bhi thoda bahot bazaar ata hai.
Wo kahate hai naa " Sasta roye baar baar, aur mehenga roye ek baar". 
Aise hi hota hai, Saste ke chakkar me asali maal hath se gawa baithe aap toh? Ab pachataayiye...

Kalu- Haa..ab pachtana toh padega. Achi bhains thi toh sahi. Par.......hamra bhi majboori hai. Akhir 'Chamak - Dhamak'se pet nahi bharta bhabhi. Hame akal se hi kaam lena padata hai.

Bhabhi- Aap rahane do. Aapse nahi hoga.
Fir se naak chadhakar bhabhi ne naraji jataayi.

Iske baad agale kuch pal waha koi nahi bola.

Bhabhi ne dant chabate hue thoda intzaar kiya. Fir uss se raha nahi gaya.



Bhabhi- Are? Aap toh chup hi baithe ho? Ek number ke ghatiya insaan hai aap.
Kalu- aji? Hamne kaa kiya ab? 

Pachtaave ki mudra banaate hue bhabhi bol padi

Bhabhi - Are? Hame laga Kuch discount ki baat karoge? Fir se gidgidaane lagoge...par...
Kalu- Konsa discount?

Bhabhi- "Ufff...Lilly tu ghusse ko control kar apne.
Ufff.... ufff..ufff".
Bhabhi ne yoga wali sanse apne fefdo me bhar li aur apne ghusse ko shant kiya.

Bhabhi- ufff...thik hai..tihk hai....Mai ache se puchti hu..."Achaa..batao...fir kya socha hai?."
Doodhwala- kiss baat ka?

Issbaar Bhabhi chid gyi aur ghusse se chilla padi. 
Bhabhi- Are kal ke soude kaa! Mai Kal ke soude ke baare me baat kar rahi hu! Ufff...aap bhi naa!.....akhri mouka de rhi hu iss bhains ko paane kaa..baad me rona nahi.

Kalu- "Wahh..kaa baat hai....aap fir se boli lagana chahte hai? Hame laga hum toh mouka kabka gawa baithe!
Waahhh re sasura...."


Bhabhi ne apne ghusse ko chupate hue bola

Bhabhi- Aisa bilkul naa sochna, ki mai ye naa bikne ki dar se bol rahi hu? yaa fir wo 'wapas ghar le jana aur Shakun- upshakun' wali baat se. 
Balki...ufff..
Darsal mai raat bhar soyi nahi...bhala aisi bhains ko kaise koi hath se jaane dega? Aur toh aur aaj bhi kuch nahi bol rahe? This is insult for me. Mai agar bikne utaru, aur naa biku? That's impossible. Aap samajhte kya ho khudko?

Kalu- Jee, bhabhi? Wo toh mai..

Bhabhi- "Ab mera ego hurt huaa hai. Aapne meri ghamand ko thes pahuncha di hai. Ab ye mere 'pride' ka sawal ban gaya hai. 
Nahi..nahi..Ye kadapi manzoor nahi muzhe!..Harna muzhe pasand nahi ye aap janate ho.."

Bhabhi ke andar kaa ghussa, jalan ek sath dono bahar aa gayi. 

Fir ek lambi sans lekar kuch tay karte hue wo boli.

Bhabhi- Toh chalo jo hai, so hai..
Wo kahate hai naa bhains ke aage bin bajana. Mera bhi ek usool hai. Jaan jaaye par shaan naa jaaye. Mai tayaar hu 25k me.

Bhabhi itna bol padi fir khudse hi ek baat boli
Bhabhi- "Uff..Lilly..yakin nahi hota tu ye karne jaa rahi hai."

Ise kehte hai tajurwa.
Kalu ka paintra kaam kar gaya tha.

Doodhwala- Wahhh...ye hui na baat...ab aap souda karna sikh gyi..

Wo pakka soudebaaz tha.

Doodhwala- Par bhabhi, darasal baat ye hai ki..

" Agahan me musvo ke 7 joru, sukhe me ek bhi naa seh paave."

Bhabhi- What? Matlab?

Kalu- Matlab ki, Agahan me dhaan katane ke karan itna anaaj hota hai ki chuha 7 biwiya rakh leta hai.
Par sukhe me 1 biwi bhi mushkil hota hai palana.

Bhabhi- Matlab?

Kalu- Mera matlab ki,
" Mere tabele me abhi jagah nahi hai aur ek bhains ke liye. Marammd karwani padegi. Upar se aise nasl ki bhains ko thoda achaa jagah hona chahiye, makhmali, saaf suthra. Aur alag pani, khana sab. Ye sab intajaam karna hai toh 10 hajar se 15k ka kharcha hai. Ab mai soch rha tha ki ye souda 10k me hi lu, nahi toh mai ghaate me rahunga. 

Ye sunte hi bhabhi ka chehara dekhne layak ho gaya tha.

Tabhi kalu ne apni baat poori rakhi.

Kalu- 
Aur darsal baat ye hai ki....aur aap toh gaabhin bhi nahi ho. Toh doodh ke bahaar ko time lagega abhi. Pahle toh saand ke pass le jaakar gaabhin banana padega. Wo alag kharcha! Fir 9 mahina tak intzar karo. Tab kahi jakar doodh nasib hoga. Tab tak khila - pilake khali palna padega.
Toh motha mothi agar dekha jaaye toh, aapko kharidke ache fayde toh turant nahi dikh rahe humko."

Ye sunte hi bhabhi ka sabr chuta.
Wo ghusse se lal peela ho gyi.
Usne toh apna sar hi pakad liya.
Use yakin nahi ho rha tha, ki kalu ye baate kar rha hai. 
Bhabhi- What? Aap pagal ho gaye ho?

Kalu- Bhabhi, ye doodh ka dhanda hai, yaha sab dekhna padata hai.
Wo kahawat toh suni hogi aapne " agr sochi, Sada Sukhi." 
Aur aapko pata nahi hai saand ko kitna paisa lagta hai? Ek baar chadh jaaye toh 1000 ka note nikal ke dena padta hai. Ab pata nahi kitni baar le jaana padega saand ke pass? Aapne chut dekhne bhi nahi diya. Usi se pata chalta hai gaabhin reh bhi sakti hai yaa nahi.

Uske mooh se chut sunkar bhabhi sharm hayaa se murjha gayi.

Bhabhi- Chii....Aapko kuch tameej hi nahi. Ek aurat ke samne kaise baat karte hai aap?

Kalu- Are bhabhi , hum doodhwala chut ko chut hi bolta hai..ye vagina- nagina humko nahi aata.

Bhabhi- Ufff..Khair chode use...Mai bhi kise samjha rahi hu. 

Chut se jyada Saand wali baat ne bhabhi ke andar aisi taar ched di thi ki wo najare chupaati reh gayi. 

Bhabhi- I don't believe this.

Kalu- Jee? Jaane dijiye...Waise lagata hai bhabhi aapko apna Imaan wapas le jana padega. Aapka ghussa dekh ke muzhe nahi lagata....@@#####. ye kudarat kaa tarika hai, Kabhi kabhi haar manani padati hai. 
Kalu ne tont marte hue apni baat waha tak hi rok di..

Fir ab niche dekh kar doodh dalne ka kaam karne laga.
Yaha upar bhabhi ghusse se tilmila gayi thi. 
 kisi angaar ki tarah sulag uthi thi.

Bhabhi- Toh...Aap muzhe 10k me kharidna chahte ho? 

Kalu- Jee, bass maine apni khasta bata di.

Bhabhi- 50k se seedha 10k?
Bhabhi ghuse se bhari hasi kar ke bolne lagi.

Kalu ne koi jawab nahi diya. Bass niche dekhkar doodh dalne laga.

Bhabhi- Ufff...ek baat toh man gayi, ek number ke pakke soudebaaz ho. 

Kalu doodh dalta rha. 

Bhabhi- Aur 1 number ke shatir bhi.

Bhabhi hath ki mutthi bajakar boli

Ab bhi usne upar nahi dekha. Wo bhabhi ko full ignore maar raha tha. Waha upar bhabhi ka krodh tandav chal raha tha.
Thodi der apne hath pair patakti rahi.

Bhabhi- Haayeee..dayyaaa...ufff....

Fir ab bhabhi ne thoda kuch socha.
Aur badi lambi sans bharkar boli

Bhabhi - "Par mai bhi kabhi haar nahi manati. Chaahe kuch bhi ho.
Chalo mai bhi dekhti hu aapko kaha tak sharam nahi ati? Bechnewale ke sath kharidnewale ka bhi toh Iman hona chahiye. Mai bhi dekhti hu aapko kab tak sharm nahi aati. Akhir mai bhi kachi khiladi nahi, balki adi hu bikne ke liye."

Issbaar kalu ne doodh rok kar badi ankhe kar ke upar bhabhi ko dekha.
Bhabhi ki ankho me ghussa aur patan dono saaf saaf dikh rahe the.

Apni ek ungali apne pallu me fasakar badi asahaj bhaav me bhabhi khudse boli thi.
Bhabhi- "Ohhh..ummm...ufff...muzhe yakin nahi ho rha mai yeh karne jaa rhi hu..."


Fir tabhi, ek dard bhari awaj me wo bol padi

Bhabhi- Chalo 10 toh 10...

Kalu ke hath se doodh ka bartan hi patak gaya.
Wo bhabhi ko adbhut nazar se dekhne laga.


Kalu khushi se zoom kar bola.
Kalu- Wah...Wahh...Wahh...Ahhh bhabhi, ye huaa na souda...Wahhh...kya kehne...

Idhar Bhabhi apne patan ko pachaa hi rahi thi ki,
Tabhi kalu bola 
Kalu- par...

Bhabhi- Ab kya?
Doodhwala- 10k me souda manjoor hai hamka, Par ek dikkat hai. 

Bhabhi- Ab konsi dikkat?
Bhabhi ne ankhe unchi karke pucha.

Kalu- Mere pass ab pure paise nahi hai...Mai bass peshgi hi de sakat hu abhi....

Bhabhi- Peshgi?
Kalu- Are...Aagodi.....matlab Agrim rakkam...
Bhabhi- Jee?
Kalu- Ari sasura...aapke angreji me kaa kahat hai wo...Advasn......
Bhabhi- Advance....
Kalu- Haa..advance.....

Advance sunte hi Bhabhi ka antim ghussa tootne wala hi tha, par usne khudpar control karte hue pucha. 
Bhabhi- Aur baaki?

Kalu- " Wo, thode thode deta jaunga. Ab bhains toh apni hi hai. Baccha paida hone tak 9 mahine me toh chuka hi dunga. Dhire...dhire.."
Thoda dar dar ke hi ye baat kahi thi usne.


Issbaar lekin bhabhi apna ghussa pacha naa paayi. Ye bhabhi ke control ke bahar tha.


Bhabhi- kya? Kya kaha aapne? Ye lo, muzhe laga hi tha. Girah me koudi nahi, aur karne chale bazaar ki sair. Ohhh..Lilly.... tu toh fokat ka time waste kar rahi thi.
Bhabhi ghusee se bol padi.

Kalu- "Karje me dooba huaa hu..bhabhi ji....Isliye thodi paise ki tangi hai..
Ab wo harami sawkaarrr...ab kaa baataye bhabhi jii? Karje me meri Tempo gaadi bhi utha le gaya wo. Pahale Kum se kum Tempo ka bhada se toh kuch nikalke ata tha. Ab toh sala hai ki ihh cycle pe boj bahata hu. Kaha se nikalunga aur kab pahchunga? Kuch kamai nahi ho paati..bass mehnat se piste jaao. Toh wakat toh lagega. Kum se kum 9 mahina toh lagega.
Ab jo hai wo hai..lekin achaa - khasa peshgi....hunnn..advance dega. Aapko manjoor hai toh boliye..warna..."

Bhabhi - Haaye.... ab kya karu inka? Kya hi samjhaau?

Bhabhi ghusse se apne sar par haath maarte hue bolne lagi.
Bhabhi- "Uff...Mai hi bewajah inke mooh lagi. Tumne khud apni kabr khodi hai Lilly. Ab agar rayta tune failaya hai, toh tu hi saaf karegi. "
Bhabhi apni Jeeb upar taalu se lagakar chu..chu..awaj karte khud se bol padi.

Fir ab firse ek baar bhabhi ne kalu ki taraf ghusse se dekha.
Aur ab chidh khaate hue boli.

Bhabhi- "Chalo..ok.... ok... ok. Lilly apne ghusse ko control kar..Good....Mai apne ghusee ko kabu karti hu..I can'tbelieve this......bolo Kitna advance doge?..

Doodhwala- Jee...waise toh 2 hajaar abhi hai hamre pass.....Lakin......

Bhabhi- "Hahhhhhh..ha..ha...Lilly sunaa? ....inke pass toh 2 hajaar hai! Aur haa, wo kya? Ha.. haa...wo bhi keh do..aur lekin kya?"

Kalu lajjit awastha me bol pada.

Kaku- Usme se 1 hajaar hi de paunga aaj.....
Bhabhi- Ahooo...ye lo?
Kalu- Nahi..nahi..bass 500 hi de paunga..

Bhabhi- wow...ab toh 500 bol rahe hai....kya baat hai?..ha..ha..ha...
Bhabhi majak udaate hue hasne lagi. 

Kalu niche mundi dalkar lajjit baitha raha.
Bhabhi- Aap bade hi majakiya ho...
Ha..ha..ha....

Kalu kuch naa bola....
Bhabhi- Haayee....boliye n? Ha..ha..ha..

Kalu ke niche dekhte rehne se bhabhi ko uska jawab mil gaya...

Ab bhabhi ghusse se toot padi -

Bhabhi- I can't believe this...kya ye sach me ho raha hai? Ufff.....
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Tum Mera majak uda rahe ho naa?
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Dekh kya rahe ho? Ab aisi baat karoge toh 'Tum' hi niklegi naa? Aur waise bhi Aap jaisi baate bhi honi chahiye. Yaha chindhi baate karoge, Aur kehte ho 'Aap' 'Tum' ki baat karo.

Kalu- Jaisa aap sahi samjhe. Hamre pass jo ho sakat hai utna hi bataya. Ab 2 hajaar hai, par Kharche bhi toh hai. Ye mahina gujara kaise hoga?  

Bhabhi ne uff karke ek hasi chodi.

Bhabhi- Toh tum chahate ho ki 500rs dekar muzhe 1 saal tak istmaal karoge?

Kalu ne koi jawab nahi diya.

Fir Kalu par taras khakar fir se boli
Bhabhi- Haa naa? Are bolo?

Kalu- Hamre pass advance utna hi hai.

Bhabhi- Haa.haa...aapka ye bada advance....

Bhabhi thoda wakat yaha waha chalne lagi..uska chehara aisa banata jaa raha tha, jaisi lal mirch chaba li ho.

Issbaar lekin bhabhi ke ghusse ko koi seema nahi rahi.
Apni tevari chadhate hue Ghruna se wo ab dant padi.

Bhabhi- "Bsss...ab..bss kare... majak bahot huaa. muzh se saha nahi jaa rha ab!  
Ufff...Apni nahi kum se kum samne wali toh koi aukaat dekh ke baat karo? Aapka koi jamir hai ki nahi? Kitna gir sakte ho aur?" @@@###&&#

"Uff..dekho inhe. Ek toh mai khud bikne market me utari hu. Aur sabse pahle tumhe mouka diya kharidne ka...aur ye anadi paisa paisa kar rha hai. "
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"Bahot kuch lootana padta hai logonko iss khajane ke liye..par yha toh kadar hi nahi hai! Aur kitna giro ge? andar se kuch feelings bhi nahi hai aapko. Mai bata ke rakhati hu, ki aap ek number ke battamiz, besharam, aur cheap adami ho."

Bhabhi ne fir se tevari chadha li.
Bhabhi- "Bass...Bahot huaa aapka..ye bolte wakt sharam bhi nahi aayi aapko. Chiiii" ...####@@@@&&&&###

Issbaar bhabhi ne poora ghussa nikal liya. Shuru se ant tak jo bhi huaa uski ginanti laga daali.


Kalu- Ab kaa kare. Aapko manjoor nahi toh nahi...

Kalu ki ye line sunkar toh bhabhi ki tevari aur upar chadh gayi. Wo chidchidhi hokar khudse hi hatha - paayi karne lagi. Use aisa lag raha tha jaise apna sar kahi le jaakar patak lu.

Uska chehara ghusse se lal bhi huaa rakha tha, aur sath me rotalu bhi.
Bhabhi ne khub dem- fet- let kar li.


Fir usi tevari me aage bol padi. Par issbaar ghusse ke sath uski ankho me ek alag chamak bhi thi.

Bhabhi- "Ohhh..ho...bass ho gaya. Chale, ab Mai tumhe offer deti hu...Mai bhi dekhti hu ki aapki besharmi me kitna dum hai?
Toh, Jra dhyaan se sun lena.
Maine bola jara dyaan se suno"

Bhabhi ka ghussa 180° ke paar chala gaya tha.
Issbaar Uski ankho me 'lajja ko raag ne nigal jaane ka safar' saaf saaf dikh pada. Wo yahi chamak thi jo upar baat kari thi. Mano badale ki aag me khudko bech hi dalegi.

Bhabhi- -" Yeh bhains, Assal jawani se bhari, 2 ltr doodh naap ke nikalna, aur mai bata du ki yeh toh bass shuruwat hai... "
"Aur aap jo keh rhe ho naa? nakhre? Toh mai bata du ki, Mai aapke ghar aapki bhains bankar jaaungi, naa ki aapki jaanu, ya fir kisi papa ki pari. Samjhe?
toh jo bhi aap bak rhe the naa ki, aisa hoga, waisa hoga."???###@@@
Toh dhyaan se sun le. Mai ek bhains hi bankar rahungi. Wo sabkuch karungi jo tumhari bhainse karti hai. "
"Upar se ise pahale se hi nakhel daali gayi hai control karne ke liye. Aur aapko ache se pata hai nakhel kaha daali hui hai?
Toh ye nakhel daali hui bhains ke liye sab kuch waisa hi hoga jaise tumhari baaki bhaison ke sath hota hai....samjhe kya?"

Kalu romanch se bhar gaya tha. Wo bass sun raha tha.
Bhabhi- Aur haa..Uss din bade puch rahe the naa ki ye kya hai? Kyu lagaai hai? Toh ye aisi waisi ring nahi hai.
Badi khas hai. Ye "Tungsten " metal hai..iss duniya ka sabse majboot Loha.
Samjhe?
Matlab iska ki, ye bass dikhane ke liye nahi lagaayi gayi hai sir...balki asal me istmal karne ke liye lagayi gaya hai. Bass itna jaan lo aap, kitna bhi khinch ke istmaal kar sakte ho...
Meri chinkhe nikal jaave, mai lap lap karti maru. Tab bhi...
Aur meri wo fat jayegi, aur mai haar maan lu...
Tab bhi...
Par....par..ye kambakhat ring na tutegi kabhi.
koi nakhare nahi, koi dikhawa nahi.

Ye kehte wakt bhabhi ki sanse phool gayi thi sharm se.
Tabhi kalu bola.
Kalu- Wo fat jayegi? Wo matlab?
Bhabhi- Ufff..haayeee kya karu inka? Inn sab dardbhari baato me aapko kya samajh aaya? Bass "Wo"? Hann?
Kalu- Hum "Wo" ka matlab samajh gaye..aap boliye...

Bhabhi- Ufff....Lilly...saare mard ek jaise hi hote hai...
Kalu- Are...aap kuch keh rahe the..

Bhabhi - Ha....Aur kya keh rahe the aap? Kharcha?
Toh mai ye bhi yaha clear kar deti hu ki,
unki tarah hi puri nangi rahungi toh koi kapde ke kharche nahi. 
Aur tabele me muzhe tumhare bhainson ke sath hi bandh dena. Toh alag se jagah banane ki jatoorat nahi, jsike itne kharche aapko sata rahe hai. Mai wahi gobar, mitthi, chaare ke sath hi reh lungi.
Kalu romanch se bhar gaya tha.

Bhabhi- "Aur khane ki baat aayi hai toh,
Ye bhi clear Kar deti hu..
Khaane ke liye ek bhains ko jo dete ho, wahi muzhe bhi de dena. Wo ghass khati hai toh mai bhi ghass hi khaungi. Wo bhusa khati hai toh mai bhi khaungi."
"Rahi Paani ki baat, toh batana chahati hu ki
pani bhi unke jaisa hi aur unhiki balti me se pila dena.....koi bisleri wisleri nahi chahiye.
infact, chahe toh ye bhains toh tumhara moot hi pi legi, par extra kharcha nahi lagaayegi. agar itna hi kharche ki padi hai toh."

Kalu ye akhri wali line sunte hi andar se kamp gaya. Use ek ajeeb saa feeling huaa.
Bhabhi ne sach me pareshan hokar ye kaha tha! Par uska ye andaaj Kalu ki jaan le gaya.

Kalu ye sab sunkar sunn pad gaya tha.
Tabhi bhabhi ne fir se bolna shuru kiya. 

Bhabhi- Aur itna hi nahi..aur sun lijiye..
" Ye bhains apni jawani ki shikhar par hai, aur sehwas ke liye poori tayaar!!

Ye kehte wakt bhabhi ka ghussa khatam huaa tha aur uske andar laaj bhar gayi thi.

Bhabhi- " toh checking ki koi jaroorat nahi. Ek hi baar me saand ka kaam tamam hai."

Ye sunkar kalu itna boukhla gaya ki wo mooh se bol pada.
Kalu- Wahhh...yi hui naa baat....

Tabhi bhabhi boli- 
Bhabhi- Saand hi kyu? Yaha toh bhabhiyon ki khubiyaa bhi milegi. Aapko toh pata hi hai hum 3 hole wala mobile hai. Toh raat bhar charging bhar kar apna bister garam kariega....ha..ha..3 no hole khidmat me hai.
Ye kehte wakt bhabhi itna lajjit thi ki laakh koshish ke bawjood bhi wo hass hi di akhir.

Yaha bhabhi ki ye baate sunkar toh kalu ki khushiya uske kaale badan se chinkh padi.

Par tabhi wo reality me aa gaya. Wo turant jaan gaya ki usne konsa maal gawa diya hai. Ab jaakar use pachatava hone laga. Apne over confidence ki wajah se usne apne ki pair par kulhadi maar li thi.

Kalu man hi man khudko galiya dene laga - "chutiye, tum ek number ke chutiye ho. Kisne bola tha apni hoshiyaari dikhane ko? Haram ke pille 25 hajaar chodo akhir 10 hajaar me bhi maan gayi thi wo. Par ab iska ghussa dekh kar lagta hai lakh rupaye se kum naa legi.
 Jara dekho iss sone ko. Sona nahi sone ka Mahal hai. Tumhare 7 purkhe bhi lag jaate tab bhi aisa maal nahi milta. 
Tajurwa, kaahe ka tajurwa? Apni gand me daalo ab tajurwa. Bade hoshiyarchand banane jaa raha tha, budbak...."

Ab pachtawa kaahe , jab chidiya chubh gayi khet.

Use itna ufsos huaa ki abhi abhi khushi se chamakne wala uska mooh rotalu ban gaya.
 
Fir kuch sochkar usne ab gidgidaane ki sochi. Uske pass ab yahi ek rasta bacha huaa tha. Usne thaan li aur 10 hajaar wali baat par gidgidaane wala hi tha...... ki tabhi bhabhi ne uski soch me badha daali.

Bhabhi- Hello? Kaha kho gaye? 
Kalu- wahhh..aapki baato me kho gaya....Kaa baat keh diye ho aap toh....

Bhabhi- Aap chup rahe...bilkul chup...
Kalu chup chaap ho gaya.

Bhabhi- kyu? Ab bole? Aur kuch sunana chahte hai?
Bole?

Kalu- Wo.....
Bhabhi- Shu.....Aap chup rahiye...bilkul bhi...
Bhabhi ne fir se use dant lagaayi.

Kalu bichara confuse. Bolne bhi bol rahi hai, aur ghussa bhi kar rahi hai. 
Fir usne Naa me gardan hilana uchit samjha. 
Bhabhi- Haa. Ab aai akal thikane?

Issbaar Kalu ne Haa me gardan hilayi.

Fir akhirkaar Bhabhi boli 
Bhabhi- 
"Itna hi nahi, Abhi toh sabse khass baat sune."

Kalu ke kaan fir se khade ho gaye. 

Bhabhi- "koi 25k nahi, koi 10k nahi, aur koi 5k nahi..bass aur bass 1500 , aur ye sab aapka huaa."

Itna kehkar bhabhi ka ghussa ek ajeebh unmaad me naha gaya tha. Uska poora badan aisa lag raha tha ki, wo abhi abhi naha kar aayi hai. Uske ankho me laaj aur wahi chamak thi -
" patange ko khud jalne ki khumaari." 
"ego ke khatir bik jaane ki chamak. " 

Ye sunte hi kalu ke tote udd gaye.
Kuch pal ke liye wo toh behosh saa ho gaya. Use uske kaan par yakin hi nahi huaa...
Uff..
Kya bawal aurat thi.
Aapni Lilly khudka hi souda karne par utar aayi. Aur wo bhi koudi ke mol.

Idhar Kalu abhi bhi hosh me nahi tha, tabhi bhabhi bol padi. Issbaar ek asali randipana ki awaj me wo boli.

Bhabhi- abhi ke abhi deal. Abhi do yaa bhool jaao. 500 aapke kharche liye choot de di hai maine. Bass , haa bss 1500 de do aur kharid kr le jaao apni bhains ko. Haa..ha.. Mai bhi dekhti hu kitni sharm hai aap me. 
Ye meri taraf se new year offer samajho."

Itna kehkar bhabhi chup ho gayi. Badi badi sanse bharkar apne jajbaat par kaabu paane lagi. 
Fir nakchadhi awaj me boli
Bhabhi- "Warna futo yhase."

Uff...
Bhabhi ne ye kya kar dala tha?
Apne aapko 1500 me bech rahi thi.
Wahh..kya randipana hai uska.
Waha Kalu toh ye sunkar hakkabakka sunn pad gaya tha.

Krodh khatam hone ke baad apna sar pakadkar ab bhabhi pachtave ki bhaav me hath pitne lagi.

Wo khud se hi bolne lagi par unchi awaj me. Jo Kalu bhi sun sakta tha.

Bhabhi- 
Haayeee..ye maine kya kar dala? Lilly, Tumhare liye toh lakhon ki line lag jaayegi. Aur tu padi hai inn garib ke piche!
Hamari lene ke liye bahot kuch lootana padta hai logonko....aur yaha mai free me bik rhi hu...haayeee dayyaaa....." 

Fir Kalu ko dekhkar boli.
Bhabhi- "Ye sab aapki wajah se huaa hai. Aapne mera ego dukhaya. Aur apne iman ke aage mai kharch ho gayi. Haayeee..."

Akhirkaar itna sab bolkar bhabhi ghusee se niche baith gyi. Apna ghusel chehara lekar lambi lambi sanso par kaabu rakhne ka prayas karne lagi..

Ohh..my..hod. 
Bhabhi ne ye kya kar dala tha?
Niche baithkar jab uska ghussa thoda shant huaa tha, tab use realize huaa ki usne upar kya kaand kara diya tha. 

bhabhi khud hairaan thi aur khudko puchne lagi- " Haayee..jajbaat me tu ye kya kya bol baithi hai?"

Wo sharm se chur chur toot gayi.
Bhabhi khud shock thi, toh jara socho Kalu ka kya haal hoga?
Haa..ab uska hosh wapas louta tha.
Use toh aisa laga maano ek hi soude me puri duniya jeet li.
Wo khushi se zhoom utha aur khudse bol pada.
" Dekha, sasura...ise kehte hai tajurwa. "

Harami kalu....issbaar turant bol pada.
Kalu- Bhabhi, kya sach me?
Bhabhi ne koi jawab nahi diya. Wo toh lambi aahe bhar rahi thi abhi bhi.

Wo agale hi pal aisi lalach me bol pada jaisi ye mouka wo hath se jaane nahi dega.

Wo turant bol pada.
Kalu- "Pakka jee pakka...abhi ke abhi..muzhe manjoor hai."

Fir bol pada- 
Kalu- "Mai aur pareshan nahi karunga aapko.
Thik hai bhabhi?...Fir ye souda pakka.."

Sharm se najare zhukaayye baithi bhabhi ko dekhkar usne fir se pucha- 
Kalu- Bhabhi ye souda pakka naa?

Bhabhi kuch nahi boli. Bass naak chadhakar "hunnn" kar di.

Wo khushi se nachane hi laga.
Kalu- Kamal ho gya...Mai toh malamal ho gya...tumhare jaisi bhains pakar mera tabela doodh madhur ho jaayega..wahhhh..kya din hai aaj ka hamri jindagi kaa? Bass ek baar aapke mooh se sunana chahat hai. Kehe dijiye naa.

Isspar bhabhi ghusse se chidchidhi ho gayi. Aur kuch patakte hue boli.
Bhabhi- Haa, bol toh diya naa?

Uff...
Ye sunte hi kalu hath upar kar ke jashn manane laga.
Wo khushi se zhumne laga tha. Uthkar pair jameen ko maarne laga. 

Par tabhi wo nachte nachte ruk gaya. Fir bhabhi se bola.

Kalu- Bhabhi ek baat hai..
Bhabhi ne kuch nahi bola..wo abhi bhi lambi lambi sanse bhar rahi thi..

Kalu- Dekhe, ghussa naa kare toh keh du. 
Bhabhi- Kya?

Kalu- Darsal baat yu hai ki...matlab dar lagat hai ki kahi aap ghussa naa ho. 

Bhabhi- Are bologe?
Kalu- wo..baat yu hai ki...

Usne jeb se 500 ki note nikali. Aur bhabhi ke hath dete hue bola.
Kalu- Wo baat yu ki, yeh lijiye abhi ke liye. soude ki rasad. Bass binati hai ki Thodi mohalat chahiye. Ab aisa hai ki, Jeb me paisa toh naa leke ghumat hai koi? 

Bhabhi ne uske 500 rupaye nahi liye.

Bhabhi- Haa..thik hai. Sham tak poora de jaayiye aur apna souda kara lijiye.

Kalu- Wahhh..thik hai ji..thik hai ji..pakka.....Hum toh lekar hi awenge. Sasura kahi se bhi lekar aawenge.

Bhabhi- Haa..toh jayiye ab..

Kalu- Wu..aur ek baat thi..

Kalu darte darte keh pada.
Kalu- Matlab...soude ka koi parchi toh hona chahiye naa?

Hattt.. budbak....bewkoof Kalu...kar di naa nichi baat? Gayi bhains paani me. 

Ye sunte hi Bhabhi ne upar use dekha.
Bhabhi ki beras wo ankhe dekh kalu dar gaya.

Kalu- Matlab, bharosa toh hai...uski koi baat hi nahi..par ye souda hai naa!... 'souda matlab bhari thaali. pata nahi konsa kouwa kav kav kar jaaye.' Bass khabardari ke khatir. Bol raha hu.....


Ab bhi Bhabhi ka chehara bina reaction ka tha.
Ye neeras chehara dekh kar Kalu aur bhi dar gaya.

Kalu- "Yeh..aisa bazaar ka niyam hi hota hai bhabhi. Yaha har soude ke baad ye kiya jata hai. Ulta souda hone par jyada sambhalna padata hai.
Ha..ha..ha..
Wahi...ke koi kagaj, yaa likhawat, yaa fir kasam bhi chalega..kuch bhi chalega, par kuch toh hona chaiye. Bass apne sukun ke liye aisa hi kuch bhi."

Kalu ne dar dar ke apni bol di.

Bhabhi kuch pal waise hi dekhti rahi.
Wo andar hi andar apne ghusse ko control karne ki koshish karne lagi. Par akhirkaar kar aag- babula hokar kahar padi. 

Bhabhi- Aur kuch?

Usne ye 2 hi shabd bole the. Par wo dono shabd ghusse ki aag me jalte hue aaye the.
Bhabhi kaa ghussa dekh kalu ne turant Naa me gardan hilayi.

Aur kyu naa ho?
Uska ghussa jayaj bhi tha. 
Usne apne aapko ek toh bass 1500 me bech diya tha. 
Aur upar iss harami ko parchi chahiye thi.

Bhabhi ki ankho me aisa ghussa dikh raha tha, jaise lava nigal gayi hai.

Usne aise ghusse wali najar se kalu ko ek baar dekha aur wo uth khadi hui. Apne pallu ko ek zhatka dete hue wo mood gayi. Aur usi ghusse se andar jaane lagi.

Kalu ki jaan toh mooh me aa gayi. Wo turant rotalu chehara lekar bol pada.




Doodhwala- "Are nahi...nahi....
Ruk jaayiye..... koi nahi..koi nahi....Aap toh naraz ho gye...Rahne do. Koi kagaj nahi chahiye. mai bhi budbak naa? Hum samajh gya. Ye bhi kya baat hui? Aapne aisa souda diya hai, aur hum budbak kagaj mang raha. 
Sariii...sariii....ji...bahot bahot sariii...
Bass aap naraj naa ho...humka kuch nahi chahiye.."

Par bhabhi ne already decision le liya tha. Kalu ki iss gidgidaane se wo nahi ruki. Wo bina kuch bole andar jaane lagi.


Ye dekh Kalu ko toh bada dar gaya. Apne kiye par pachtawa khate hue wo apne aapko thappad barsane laga.
Kalu- Are bhabhi ji, iss budbak ko maaf kar dijiye...maaf kar dijiye...
Par koi fayda nahi tha. Bhabhi uski ankho ke samne se andar chali gayi thi.

Ye dekh wahi thappad ab jor se barsaane laga..
Uska toh jee bhar ke rone kaa man kiya...

 Kalu- "Sasura, dekha? Ye kaa kar diya? Saale gandu ko kagaj chahiye...tumhare paida hone ka koi kagaj hai kya tohre pass?
Han....???? Haram kaa naati, Poora beda gard kar ke rakh diya tum. Hath aayi machali ko chod diya..machali? lund ke fakir wo jalpari thi. Aur khud tumhare jaal me aayi thi. Wo bhi mitthi me mol. Ab naa raha souda aur naa raha saboot. saboot ab gand me daal le apne."
Itni lambi baat tak wo khudko thappad barsata raha. 
Usne saari bhadas nikaali.
Kand hi aisa kuch kiya tha usne.

Ab wo kya karta? 
Rota hua kuch 10min tak intzaar karta raha.
Andar bhi nahi jaa sakta tha, aur Bhabhi ko awaj bhi nahi de sakta tha.

Usko baar baar bhabhi ka wo beras chehara dikhaai pad raha tha. Bhabhi ki ankhon ka ghussa dekh ke wo kabka jaan gaya tha, "ki bhabhi toh hath se nikal gayi thi."

Usne aur kuch der intazaar kiya par waha kuch halchal nahi thi.
Bada bhari patthar dil uthakar ab wo mood gaya. Fir apna saman uthakar rotalu chehara liye jaane laga..
Kuch 2 kadam chalke wo fir se ruk gaya. Uss se chala nahi jaa raha tha. Fir 
mare hue halat me ek akhari saayyy bhar lekar ab wo chal pada. Wo aur 2-4 kadam chala hi tha ke Tabhi,
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Tabhi usne kisi ghanti ki awaj suni.
Tan...tan..
tan....tan..dan..
Tann...dannn..tannin...
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Usne yaha waha dekha par kuch nahi tha.
Fir usne apna doodh ka cane wahi rakha aur aangan chalkar gate ke pass aya. Usne andar bahar dekha, ki shayad kahi koi Bakri ho toh?

Par naa. Gate ke bahar bhi kuch naa tha.

Ab fir se wo apne cane ke pass aya. 
Tabhi e to awaj fir se sunaai di.

Tan...tan...tan...
Usne gour kiya toh pata chala ki ye awaj toh ghar ke andar se aa rhi hai.
aur wo awaj ab dheere dheere bhi tej ho rahi thi.
TAN....TANnnnnnn...tannin...
Wo awaj bahot hi choti ghanti ki thi. Par gunjdaar aur kampan bhari thi. Subah ki khamoshi me badi hi madhur baj rahi thi.
Use laga shayad bhabhi subah subah Pooja path karne lagi hai ab.
Ye sochkar wo fir se jaane laga.
Par wo awaj toh badhati hi jaa rahi thi.
Badhati awaj sunkar ab wo fir se ruk gaya aur fir bhabhi ki ghar ki aur mooda.
Baramde me chadhkar ab toh wo darwaje ke pass aa gaya. 
Issbaar usne darwaje ke andar zhank ke dekha.
Use kuch dikhaai nahi pada.
Fir usne apna ek pair andar rakha. 
Ab wo darwaje par khada hokar andar zhankne laga.
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Usne awaj ki taraf dekha...
Usne dekha aur jaise uske niche ki jamin khisak gayi. 
Oh..my..hod.

Uske pair latpataane lage. Mano bhookamp aya ho. 

Ufff...
Usne aisa kya dekha jo uski ye halat ho gayi?
Kya bhabhi ke ghar usne koi bhoot dekha?
Par subah subah konsa bhoot?
Toh? 

Uff...
Darsal usne bhoot woot nahi dekha tha, balki bhabhi ko hi dekha tha jo seedhiya utar rahi thi.
Par Bhabhi ko dekhte hi uski halat tight ho gayi thi. Use aisa laga jaise wo mar hi jayega.
wo thodi der wahi jam gaya. Mano wakt jaise wahi tham sa gya ho.

Uski ankhe fat ke bahar aa gayi thi, aur mooh khul gaya tha. Wo bahar aayi ankho se samne ka nazara bass dekhte hi reh gya.
Aisa usne kya dekha tha?
Usne koi bhoot nahi balki bhabhi ko hi dekha tha.
Par nangi.
Haa..haa..
Bilkul sahi suna aapne.
Nangi.
Oh..my..hod.
Bhabhi waha nangi kya kar rahi thi?
Wo bhi apne ghar ke Hall me?

The End.

Ab bhabhi apne sasural ke Hall me nangi kyu thi? Ye janate hai part 2 me.

[thunderblunder]

Bhai this is a Lah Jawaab update. The Ending was mind blowing. Need update jaldi. this is too good.

[NewEvil]

Nice story i have read all updates in last 2 days and waiting for next update.

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Episode 2.4.1- Doodhwala aur souda - Part 2
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