Incest Bhai ki shaadi mein badi behan ko choda

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Bhai ki shaadi mein badi behan ko choda

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Ye story hai meri aur meri behan Muskan ki. Meri family mein main, dad, mom, bhai and sister hai. Main sabse Chhota 20 saal ka hu. Mujhse badi meri behan Muskan jo 25 saal ki hai, aur unse bade mere bhai jo 26 saal ke hai.

Aaj se 6 month pehle meri behan Muskan ki shaadi ho gayi thi. Aur abhi hum mere bade bhai ki shaadi karwa rahe the. Ye stories mein aap padhoge, ki kaise maine Muskan didi ko bhai ke sangeet ki raat ko choda.

To doston ye story start hoti hai jab hamne bhai ki shaadi ki taiyaari start ki thi. Matlab ki didi ki shaadi ke 5 months baad. Didi ko bhai ki shaadi ke liye 1 month advance bulaya tha, taaki wo help kar sake. Didi ko main 5 months baad dekh raha tha. Aur main to unko dekhta hi reh gaya. Kya lag rahi thi wo.

Unka jism poora Hara-bhara ho gaya tha. Unke boobs, unki gaand ka ubhaar, kya lag rahe the. Aur upar se unka dressing sense poora change ho gaya tha. Kya kapde pehanti thi wo. Ek-dum patakha lag rah thi.

Didi ko aaye 2 din hi hue the, aur mujhe unki cleavage ke darshan ho gaye. Kya boobs the unke. Wo kabhi-kabhi bra bhi nahi pehanti thi. Unke nipples dress ke upar se mujhe pagal kar dete the. Main naa chaahte hue bhi unhe hi dekh raha tha. Mujhse control nahi ho raha tha.

Uske aane ke paanchve din se hi hamne shaadi ki shoping start kar di. Ab kuch bhi kaam hota tha, to wo mujhe hi apne sath le jati thi. Dasve din wo sky blue silk dress mein taiyaar hoke mere kamre mein aayi

Didi: Danish main taiyaar hu, chale?

Maine didi ki taraf dekha to kya lag rahi thi wo. Bahut hi khoobsurat lag rahi thi wo. Lekin jab meri nazar unke boobs pe padi, to main dekhta hi reh gaya.

Didi ne bra nahi pehni thi. Unke boobs ke nipples saaf dress mein dikh rahe the. Wo main dekh ke dekhta hi reh gaya. Roz wo aaise hi taiyaar hoti thi. Lekin jab bazaar jana hota tha, tab wo apne pallu se sab cover kar leti thi.

Lekin aaj unhone bra hi nahi pehni thi. Jisse unke nipples saaf dikh rahe the. Fir maine didi ko hath pakad ke apne bed pe bithaya, aur unse pyar se kaha.

Me: Didi aap bahut khoobsurat lag rahi hai is dress mein. Lekin aap bazaar aa rahi hai mere sath, aur waha aap ko koi galat nazar se dekhe, wo mujhse bardasht nahi hoga. Aapko mere sath aana hai, to apne jism ko theek se cover kar sake waisi dress pehno.

Didi: Arre bhai theek hai, lekin isme kya kharaabi hai? Theek to hai.

Me: Aap jab se shaadi ke baad yaha aayi hai, aapka poora dressing sense badal chuka hai. Haa aap usme bahut-bahut achi lagti ho, lekin aap ki wajah se main raat ko so nahi paa raha hu. Main jaanta hu ye galat hai, lekin sapne mein aap hi dikhayi deti ho. Kabhi aapki cleavage, kabhi nipples, main pagal ho jaunga. Aur main kitna bhi control karu, naa chaahte hue bhi mujhe ye sab dikh hi jata hai.

Didi (gusse se): Tumhe sharam nahi aati apni sagi behan ko is nazar se dekhte ho? Aur upar se mujhe bata bhi rahe ho.

Me: Didi aapko galat laga, uske liye sorry. Lekin ye aap ko dhyan dena hai, ki aapka pallu, aapki dress aap kaise manage karoge. Kyunki main aap ka bhai hoke bhi control nahi kar paa raha hu, to shaadi mein to kitne log honge. Aur ye main koi galti nahi maanta.

Me: Maine ye sab dekha hai, kyunki aapne theek se cover nahi kiya, aur abhi bhi aapne jo dress pehni hai, wo bahut pretty hai. Aap bahut khoobsurat lag rahi ho, lekin aapke nipples saaf nazar aa rahe hai. Aapko bra pehanni chahiye.

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Me: Ummeed hai mujhe ab se aapko ye sab nahi kehna padega. Aap ye sab ka dhyan rakhoge. Kyunki main dekh sakta hu, lekin koi aur aapko dekhe wo main bardasht nahi kar paunga.

Fir main neeche chala gaya. Aur didi bhi bra pehan ke aayi, aur fir hum car mein baithe.

Didi (muskura ke): Ab dekh lo, sab theek hai na.

Didi ne pallu sar pe aur apne boobs dhakte hue dala tha. Maine pallu ko hata ke uske boobs dekhe, to bra pehni hui thi.

Me (muskura ke): Haa, ab sab theek hai.

Didi: Ye kya tha? Ye to badtameezi thi.

Me: Sorry.

Aaise hi din guzarte gaye, aur shaadi nazdeek aati gayi. Ab shaadi ko sirf 2 weeks baaki the. In dino mein hum ek-doosre ke bahut kareeb aa chuke the. Hum masti mazaak karte the, aur ek-doosre se kaafi khul chuke the.

In dino mein jab-jab didi ko meri zaroorat padi thi, main sath hi raha tha. Matlab hum sirf sone apne-apne kamre mein jaate the, baaki subha uthte, tab se sath rehte, aur raat ko sone ke waqt alag hote the.

In dino mein hum emotionally bhi bahut ek-doosre ko samajhne lage the. Ye bond hamara didi ki shaadi ke baad ke in dino mein hi bana tha. Beesve din mujhe mere kapde lene the, to main bazaar jaa raha tha. Tabhi didi ne mujhe roka.

Didi: Danish ruk, kaha jaa raha hai? Mujhe boutique le chal. Mujhe facial karwana hai.

Me: Didi aap chali jana, mujhe kapde lene hai. Maine abhi tak shaadi ke liye kuch nahi liya.

Didi: Haa to maine kaha le liya hai. Mere sath boutique chal, waha facial karwa ke fir dono ki shoping karke aayege.

Me: Theek hai chalo, lekin kapde change kar lo. Aap ke nipples saaf dikh rahe hai.

Didi ( aankhen nikaalte hue). Pata hai mere baap, main change karke aati hu. Kabhi to kuch aur dekh.

Fir didi pink color ki dress pehan ke aayi. Unhone dupatta nahi pehna tha.

Didi: Ab theek hai na?

Me: Dupatta?

Didi: Ek minute.

Fir unhone dupatta sir pe dala. Uske baad hum car mein baithe. Hum boutique gaye, waga facial karwaya. Fir hum done wapas car mein baithe, aur didi ki shopping ke liye jaane lage.

Me: Didi, sangeet ka kya socha hai?

Didi: Matlab?

Me: Dance wagaira karne waale ho?

Didi: Acha hua yaad karaya. Hum plan karte hai. Ladki waale to karne waale hai. Mere to dimaag se hi baat nikal gayi thi.

Me: Haa to abhi batai karogi? Aur agar karogi to kiske sath karogi?

Didi: Obviously tere jiju ke sath karungi.

Me: Waise karna to mere sath chahiye. Lekin pata hai mujhe har baar ki tarah mehnat main karu aur fal jiju khayenge.

Didi: Har baar ki tarah, samjhi nahi main?

Me: Aur nahi to kya. Jiju ne kabhi aapki care ki hai? Kahi bhi jana ho to Danish. Market jana ho, kisi rishtedaar ke yaha jana ho, hospital jana ho, sab jagah Danish yaad aata hai. Aap mujhe batao, ki kya ye sab mujhe karna chahiye ya jiju ko? Jiju ke saare kaam aap mujhse karwate ho.

Me: Sirf aapko chodne ke alawa sab main karta hu. Jab ki ye bhi mera hi haq hona chahiye. Tum ek month se yaha pe ho, kabhi jiju tumhe market leke gaye hai? Wo sirf shaam ko aate hai, khaana khaake raat ko tumhari chudai karke chale jaate hai.

Me: Mujhe aap pe gussa aata hai, ki aap unko kuch kehti kyu nahi. Mujhe lagta hai ki jiju ne sirf chudai ke liye aapse shaadi ki hai. Aur aap unko kuch nahi kehte. Wo aaye to chudwa ke subha wapas bhej deti ho.

Me: Aapko yaha 1 month hone ko aaya. Wo abhi tak 4 baar aa chuke hai, aur sirf aapko chod ke wapas jaa chuke hai. Kya aapne bhi sirf chudai ke liye hi shaadi ki thi?

Didi: Kya? Tumhe pata bhi hai tum kya bol rahe ho? Main tumhari behan hu. Aur tum mujhse aise kaise baat kar sakte ho?

Me: Bas tum yahi ek baat pe baithi raho. Iske alawa tumhe kuch nahi dikhta. Main itne dino se marra jaa raha hu aapke liye, lekin nahi. Aap mujhe kya samajhti hai? Aaj clear kar hi do. Main aapke naukar ki tarah poora din aapke peeche-peeche ghoom raha hu. Naukar, ya koi aur value bhi hai aap ki nazar mein meri?

Didi: Sorry, tum ye sab itna sab kyu, aur kya samajh rahe ho? Mujhe kuch samajh nahi aa raha. Lekin main ek baat kehna chaahti hu, ki ab se main tumhari feeling ka poora khayaal rakhungi. Lekin agar tum mujhse sex ki ummeed laga ke baithe ho, to wo to impossible hai.

Me: Dekhta hu main kitna aap mujhe samajhte ho, aur kitni feeling ko samjhoge. Aur mujhe jiju ke comparison mein kitni importance milti hai. Is baar aapne jiju ke liye mujhe disappoint kiya na, to aap dekh lena main kya karta hu.

Didi (muskura ke): Bhai kya karoge, mujhe maaroge ya jiju ko?

Me: Nahi, aap aur jiju dono mein se kisi ko kuch nahi karunga.

Didi: To fir kya karoge?

Me (emotionally): Agar aap mujhe samajhti hai, to mujhe kuch kehne ki zaroorat nahi hai.

Didi: Agar kuch apne sath galat kiya na, to main tujhe bahut maarungi.

Me ( haste hue): Agar koi kasar baaki reh jayegi, to maar lena.

Didi: Bas abhi bahut maarne ki baatein ho gayi. Ab se main tumhe shikayat koi mauka nahi doongi. Aur haa tere jiju se zyada importance doongi. Bas, ab khush na?

Me: Haa, bahut khush.

Didi: Haa lekin tu kabhi apni limits cross nahi karega. Aur naa hi apne aap ko koi nuksan pahunchayega.

Me: Jab tak aap apna vaada nibhayengi, tab tak.

Didi: Haa baba, ab chal tu meri sangeet ki aur shaadi ke din ki dress tu pasand kar. Ek dress tumhare jiju pasand karenge.

Me: Theek hai.

Fir hum shop mein aaye. Waha se sangeet ke liye green lehanga and pink chunri pasand ki, and shaadi ke din ke liye maroon lehanga pasand kiya. Fir didi ne mere liye bhi kapde pasand kiye. Uske baad  hum ghar aa gaye.

Didi shaam ko mere kamre mein aayi.

Didi: Danish kya kar raha hai?

Me: Kuch nahi, bolo kya kaam hai?

Didi: Wo main ye keh rahi thi, ki main sangeet ki raat teen dance karungi. Ek tumhare jiju ke sath, ek solo, and ek tumhare sath.

Me: Hum dono hi karte hai na.

Didi: Nahi Danish, meri abhi-abhi shaadi hui hai. Sirf 5 months hi hue hai. To unke sath ek dance to banta hai. Agar nahi kiya to sab mere sasural waale baatein karenge, aur mujhe apne sasural walo ka bhi sochna padega na.

Me: Theek hai done, didi.

Didi: Kya done? Kal se roz practice karni hogi mere sath, theek hai?

Me: Done.

Fir maine bahut practice ki didi ke sath, aur dance hamara pakka ho gaya. Didi jiju ke sath bhi practice karti thi, to unka bhi done ho gaya tha.

Shaadi hamne Jaipur palace mein book ki thi, to hum sangeet ke do din pehle hi pahunch gaye the. Destination wedding thi, to sab kuch manage karne ke liye team bhi aa chuki thi.

Ab main aur didi free ho chuke the kaam se, kyunki hamne sab kuch team ko samjha diya tha, kya hoga kaise hoga wagaira-wagaira.

Palace mein bahut saare kamre the. And nazdeek ki hotel ke bhi saare kamre hamne book kar liye the. Taaki koi dikkat na ho.

Hum sab aa chuke the. Jiju doosre din aane waale the. Doosre din jiju aaye to maine didi ko kaha, ki ab unke peeche mujhe mat bhool jana.

Didi boli: Danish mujhe yaad hai.

Fir didi ne jiju ka aur apna kamra alag-alag rakha tha, kyunki didi ko pata tha ki agar ek kamre mein honge, to jiju kabhi bhi didi ke upar chadh jayege. Aur ye sab abhi theek nahi tha, kyunki didi ko mujhe bhi sambhalna tha.

Didi ne jiju ka kamra palace se 3 km door ek hotel tha waha 5 star book karwaya, aur unhe kaha-

Didi: Palace mein kamre saare full ho chuke hai. Main khud mummy papa ke sath ruki hu. Aur yaha nazdeek wala hotel hai, waha kamre aapke laayak nahi hai. Isliye maine aapke liye 5 star kamra book kiya hai. Waha aap chale jaiye apne mummy-papa ke sath.

Jiju bhi samajh gaye, aur wo chale gaye. Fir hum sab ne shaam ko last practice ki dance ki. Waha pe jiju ko pata chala ki didi ka unke sath and solo ke alawa mere sath bhi dance tha.

Ye jab jiju ko pata chala, to jiju mere saamne didi ko bola, ki wo mere sath dance nahi karegi. Jiju ko mujhse insecurity feel ho rahi thi. Fir didi ne jiju ko samjhaya to wo maan gaye, lekin wo mere paas aake bole-

Jiju: Beta dance to tu Muskan ke sath nahi kar payega. Main bhi dekhta hu kaise karega.

Me: Dekhna bahut ache se karunga dance.

Fir maine didi ko kaha ki jiju ye sab bol rahe the.

Me: Dekho didi, aap kal cancel mat karna. Maine bahut mehnat ki hai, please emotions ke sath mat khelna.

Didi: Tu tension mat le, wo sab main dekh loongi.

Ab Sangeet raat aayi.















Iske aage kya hua, wo aapko agle part mein pata chalega.

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Didi kya lag rahi thi. Unhone green lehaga and pink chunnar daal rakhi thi. Ab hum sab stage ke paas gaye to waha pata chala ki sirf 8 dance hi lene the, aur sab nahi ho payenge. Kyunki fir doosre arrangements mein problem ho rahi thi. To fir decide hua, ki ladki walo ki taraf se 4 and ladke walo ki taraf se 4 dance honge.

Ab wo 4 dance mein jiju ne mera aur didi wala dance count nahi kiya, and us waqt didi bhi kuch nahi boli. Didi ne khushi-khushi jiju ke sath dance kiya. Fir solo dance bhi kiya, jaise didi ko mera dance cancel hone se koi farak nahi pada. Jiju mujhe chidha rahe the ye bol kar ki-

Jiju: Maine bola tha na main nahi karne doonga dance.

Mujhse ye sab bardasht nahi ho raha tha, to main apne kamre mein jaane laga. Didi ne mujhe kamre mein jaate dekha, to didi bhi mere peeche-peeche aayi. Main kamre mein baith ke paani pee raha tha, aur glass kaanch ka tha. Utne mein didi aayi.

Fir didi ne darwaza khola. Maine usko dekhte sath hi kaanch ka glass apne hath mein tod diya. Mere hath se khoon aane laga. Didi turant darwaza lock karke mere pass aayi aur boli-

Didi: Danish ye kya pagalpan hai?

Me (meri aankhon se aansu nikal rahe the): Aapne dhokha diya mujhe. Maine aapko pehle hi kaha tha jiju hamara dance nahi hone denge. Lekin aap bhi unse mil gayi. Mujhe dhoka diya aapne. Mere emotions ke sath khela hai aapne.

Didi: Sorry main us waqt kuch nahi kar payi. Mujhe us waqt unka decision sahi laga.

Me: Aap mere kamre se nikal jao.

Didi: Danish sorry na, mere hath mein nahi tha us waqt.

Me: Abhi hai aapke hath mein, aap yaha se chali jao. Aapko meri feeling ki kuch parwah nahi hai. Main jiyu ya maru aapko usse koi farak nahi padta, aur naa hi ab padna chahiye. Aap jao yaha se.

Main ye sab baate kar raha tha, tabhi didi ne mujhe patti kar di thi, jisse khoon ruk chuka tha.

Me: Aap yaha se jao. Ek kaam karo, aap ruko, main us chutiye(jiju) ko bhejta hu. Aap mere kamre mein hi usse chudwa lo. Kitne din hue, aapko lund ki zaroorat hogi. Main bhejta hu, aap yaha baitho.

Didi ne mujhe kheench ke thappad mara, aur boli-

Didi: Danish ek-dum shant ho jaa. Suno, mujhse galti hui hai. Main maafi maang rahi hu. Doosra, main kya karu tum batao.

Me: Aap yaha se chali jao.

Didi: Main yaha se kahi nahi jaane wali. Poori raat yahi pe rukungi. Tujhe sona hai to soja.

Fir main khada hua, aur didi ko bola: Aap yaha se chali jao. Warna main-main apni limits cross karunga.

Didi: Jo karna hai kar. Main yaha se nahi jaane wali.

Main fouran didi ka hath pakad ke apne kareeb kheench ke unke hontho ko apne hontho mein leke choosne laga. Didi bilkul hili nahi. Fir maine didi ko kaha-

Me: Aap jao yaha se, ek baar main shuru ho gaya, fir aap chaahoge to bhi main nahi jaane doonga.

Fir maine apni pant utaar ke didi ko bed pe dhakka deke gira diya. Maine didi ke dono pair mere kandhe pe rakhe, jisse didi ka lehanga jaanghon tak hatt gaya. Fir maine apna hath lehange ke andar daal ke unki panty kheench li.

Didi ki panty utaarne ke baad main unka lehanga khiska ke unke dono pairon ke beech mein aa gaya. Didi ki chut complete save ki hui thi. Idhar mera lund 7 inch ka ek-dum kadak khada ho gaya tha.

Fir maine bina deri kiye apna lund didi ki chut pe rakh ke dhakka mara. Pehle dhakke mein mera aadha lund unki chut mein chala gaya. Mere zor se dhakka maarne ki wajah se didi ko bahut pain hui, jisse unki cheekh nikal gayi. Aur unki aankhon se paani nikalne laga.

Fir maine didi ki chut mein mera lund thoda baahar nikaal ke zor ka dhakka mara, jisse didi tilmila uthi aur unhone zor se cheekh maari.

Didi: Aahhh maar dala, dheere karo.

Unhone mujhe itne zor se pakda tha, ki unke naakhun meri peeth mein ghus gaye the. Ab mera poora lund didi ki chut mein tha. Fir maine dheere-dheere lund andar-baahar karna shuru kiya. Ab main jaan-boojh ke mera poora lund baahar nikaal ke zor se dhakka maarta tha, jisse didi ki cheekh nikle.

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Didi ki chut bilkul tight thi. Unko chodte waqt mujhe bilkul bhi ehsaas nahi hua, ki wo pehle chudi hui thi. Didi ki chut bilkul tight thi. Main ab didi ki chut mein lund daal ke andar-baahar karne laga, and dheere-dheere dhakko ki speed badhata jaa raha tha.

Is sab mein abhi tak didi ka sath mujhe chudai mein nahi mila tha. Lekin virodh bhi nahi kiya unhone. Ab jaise-jaise main dhakke maar raha tha, waise-waise didi ki aahaa ahh ahh ki awaaz nikal rahi thi.

Maine aur didi ne hamara first round sath mein poora kiya tha. Pehle didi jhad gayi, aur fir turant peeche-peeche maine bhi mera sara maal didi ki chut mein khali kar diya. Fir main thodi der aise hi didi ke upar pada raha.

Uski thodi der baad didi ne mujhe dhakka deke mujhe apne upar se hataya. Fir didi uth ke bathroom mein gayi. Wo thodi der baad wapas aake meri bagal mein aankhen band karke let gayi.

Maine thodi der baad didi ke blouse ko khol ke blouse utaar diya. Blouse utaarte hi maine dekha didi ne black colour ki bra pehni hui thi. Fir maine bra ka hook khol ke didi ko apni taraf ghumaya. Main poora nanga ho gaya and didi ke bhi saare kapde utaar diye.

Fir main didi ko razayi mein leke unke boobs ke nipples ko choosne laga. 10 minute tak main unke boobs ke sath khelta raha. Fir main wapas didi ke pair khol ke beech mein aa gaya.

Uske baad main firse mera khada lund didi    ki chut mein daal ke chodne laga. 2 minute ke baad didi ke muh se moans ki awaaz aane lagi.

Didi: Aaahhh aaahh ouch marr gayi, dheere kar, bas kar.

Ye awaaze chaalu ho gayi and main unhe chodta raha. Fir maine unko doggy-style mein bhi choda, and alag-alag position mein chodta raha. Main subha 5 baje tak unhe alag-alag position mein chodta raha.

Is beech main didi ke andar 3 baar jhad chuka tha. Aur 4 baar baahar jhad chuka tha.

Main subha 12 baje utha, to didi mere paas nahi thi. Fir main seedha bathroom mein naha ke fresh hoke neeche gaya. Neeche naashta chal raha tha. Didi mere paas nahi aa rahi thi, aur main bhi nahi gaya. Didi naashte ki dice dene aayi to unse theek se chala nahi jaa raha tha.

Maine didi ko poocha: Ye pair mein kya hua hai? Tum theek se chal nahi paa rahi.

To didi mujhe gusse se dekh ke chali gayi. Lekin mera dhyan unpe hi tha. Fir didi ki saheli ne jab poocha ki kya hua tha, to didi boli-

Didi (haste hue): Chhodh na yaar, kal ka dance mehanga pad gaya.

Saheli: Kyu? Koi chot aayi hai?

Didi: Nahi, tujhe lagta hai ye chot ki pain hai?

Saheli: Nahi, isiliye to poocha ki kya hua.

Didi: Dance ke baad tumhare jiju ko rok nahi payi. Aur subha 5 baje tak unhone mujhe ragad-ragad ke pela hai. Neeche poori soojan hui padi hai.

Saheli: Arre waah, tu to khushnaseeb nikli. Itna pyar karne wala kaash mujhe bhi koi mil jaye.

Didi: Acha sun, teri ek help chahiye. Tu please medical se unwanted-72 tablet laa dena mujhe, aur is soojan ka ilaaj bhi.

Saheli: Matlab good news hai kya?

Didi: Haa hogi hi na, protection use nahi kiya. Aur naa hi baahar nikalne ka kasht uthaya. To 100 parcent hogi. Lekin mujhe abhi bachhe nahi chahiye. Naa hi main abhi ye batana chaahti hu.

Uske baad didi ne shaadi tak mujhse koi baat nahi ki. Shaadi ke baad didi ghar pe ek din ruki, aur fir wo apne sasural chali gayi. Ab wo naa hi mere phone ka answer deti hai, naa hi whatsApp pe message ka. Mujhse bilkul bhi baat nahi karti.

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This story is part of the Badi behan riwaaj nibhane ke chakkar mein sage bhai se chud gayi series

Ye story hai meri aur meri didi ki. Meri family mein main, dad, mom, bhai and sister hai. Main sabse chhota 19 saal ka hu. Mujhse badi meri behan Muskan jo 25 saal ki hai. Aur unse bade mere bhai jo 26 saal ke hai.

Bhai ki shaadi nahi hui thi abhi, kyunki pehle didi ki shaadi karni thi. Uske baad bhai ki shaadi ka socha tha. To didi ki shaadi hamare gaon mein meri fufi ke ladke ke sath kar di.

Shaadi badi dhoom-dham se hui. Hamare ghar se doosri gali mein hi didi ka ghar tha. Shaadi hamne bahut enjoy ki. Didi ki shaadi ke 1 month baad bhai ki shaadi ka plan kiya tha. Lekin us 1 month mein didi ki sari rasam and bhai ki shaadi ki taiyaari bhi karni thi.

Didi ki shaadi ke 3 din baad hi sarpanch ji ka invitation aaya, ki didi ki aur hamari family baith ke rasam ke mutabik didi se name le. Hamare gaon mein ek riwaaj hai, jo ki dashkon se follow kiya jaa raha hai. Aur jise sab khushi-khushi koi objection ke bina follow karte hai.

To riwaaj ye hai ki shaadi ke baad nayi dulhan ko koi ek var(ladka) select karna hota hai. Jo pati ki gair maujoodgi mein dulhan ka khayal rakhta hai. Fir wo khayal financial ho, emotional ho, ya sexual ho. Sab tarah ki zaroorat poori karta hai.

Riwaaj ke mutabik jo ladka select karna hota hai, wo ya to dulhe ka bhai (devar), ya to dulhan ka bhai hona chahiye. Ye riwaaj ke mutabik sab ladkiyan apne devar ko hi select karti hai, na ki apne bhai ko.

Lekin didi ne sab ko chaunka diya. Jab hum sab ikatthe hue, aur sarpanch ji didi ke room mein gaye name janne ko.

Sarpanch ji: Main andar aa sakta hu?

(Room mein didi aur unki saheliya, mummy and unki saas baithi hui thi. )

Didi: Ji aa jaye.

Sarpanch ji: To beta name soch liya hoga aapne, aap mujhe name bata dijiye.

Didi: Ji sarpanch ji, lekin name batane ke pehle ek baat main jaanna chaahti hu, ki main kis-kis ko chun sakti hu? Matlab mujhe chunna to ek hi hai, lekin kinme se chunna hai? Wo ek baar aap bata do to meharbani hogi.

Sarpanch ji: Ji beta, aap apne shauhar ke bhai yani ki apne devar Nahim ko, ya to apne sage bhai Danish ko. In dono mein se koi ek ko chun sakte ho.

Didi: Sarpanch ji, yaha pe sab log apne devar ko hi chunte hai. Apne bhai second option pe koi dhyan hi nahi deta. Agar main apne devar ko na chun ke apne bhai ko chun lu, to koi dikkat to nahi hogi na?

Sarpanch ji: Bilkul bhi nahi beta. Mujhe khud apni behan ne chuna tha. Aur hamara ek beta bhi hai.

To isme koi problem nahi hogi aapko. Aur ye dekhna hamari responsibility hai.

Didi: Shukriya sarpanch ji.

Sarpanch ji: To beta main ye name final samjhu?

Didi: Ji, lekin aap ek baar name announce kare, uske pehle aap mere shauhar, mere bhai, mere mummy-papa, and mere saas-sasur se ek baar baat kar le. Agar unhe koi aitraaz nahi hai, to main is name ke liye raazi hu.

Fir sarpanch ji ne hum sab ko bula ke ye baat discuss ki. Main to shocked bhi tha, aur khush bhi. Lekin ek dukh ye bhi tha, ki main Asma bhabhi ke sapne dekh raha tha. Ab pata nahi uska kya hoga.

Fir sab ne khushi-khushi mera name accept kiya. Jiske baad sarpanch ji ne name announce kiya. Usi din shaam ko ek rasam hui, jisme didi ne ek pede ki chhoti bite jiju ko khilayi, ek bite mujhe aur baaki ka usne khaaya.

Fir sarpanch ji ne next night ke liye jiju aur mujhse baat ki, ke aaj ki night jiju didi ke sath rahenge and second night main unke sath rahunga. And riwaaj ke mutabik ye rasam ladki ke ghar yani ki mere ghar manayi jayegi. Jisme first night jiju ke sath second night mere sath, and didi fir ek week ke baad sasural  jayegi.

Ab sab ready tha. Aaj ki night didi jiju ke sath thi, aur unka kamra sajaya tha. Didi ka kamra mere kamre ke bagal wala tha. Actually fist floor pe 4 room the, jisme first drowning room tha, second wala bhaiya ka, third mera, and fourth didi ka. And hamare room mein enter hone ke liye common lobby thi.

Teeno room mein common balcony thi, jisse hum balcony ke through bhi ek-doosre ke kamre mein aa jaa sakte the. To hua ye ki mujhe kareeb 2 baje ke aas-paas bhookh lagi thi. To main khaane ke liye utha.

Mine didi ke kamre se payal and chunni ki awaaz sunayi de rahi thi. Aur wo awaaz continuously aa rahi thi. Mujhse raha nahi gaya, aur main jab didi ke kamre ki taraf gaya balcony se, to poore slider pe parda tha.

Lekin slider lock nahi tha, to maine thoda khola dheere se. Maine dekha ki jiju didi ke upar the, aur zor-zor se dhakke laga rahe the. Didi aur jiju dono rajayi mein cover the, to kuch khaas dikh nahi raha tha.

Fir main wapas kamre mein aake lobby ke through neeche gaya, aur khaana khaa ke so gaya. Maine ek baat apne mind mein fit kar li thi, ki second night ko jab main didi ke paas jau, to main meri performance se unhe itna khush kar du, ki fir jiju kahi jaye ya na jaye, lekin didi mujhse chude bina na reh paye.

Main subha naha ke naashta karne aaya, to jiju bhi naashta kar rahe the. Naashta karke main jaa raha tha, to jiju ne mujhe roka, aur bola-

Jiju: Danish ruko, kaha jaa rahe ho?

Me: Asfak bhai market jaa raha hu. Thoda kaam hai.

Jiju: Ruko main chhodh deta hu, meri car mein aaja.

Fir main car mein unke sath chala gaya. Raaste mein unhone mujhse idhar-udhar ki sab baat ki. Fir utarte waqt jiju ne mujhe roka aur kaha-

Jiju: Danish tumhari didi ne tumhara name mere kehne pe diya hai. Matlab ki ye uski marzi thi, lekin mere kehne pe wo tumhara name de payi.

Me: Thanks jiju. Main vaada karta hu, kabhi aapko aur didi ko shikayat ka mauka nahi doonga.

Jiju: Haa isiliye tumhara name diya hai. Tum apni didi ko samjhoge.

Me: Haa wo to hai.

Jiju: Suno, aaj raat ko tumhari didi tumse jo baat kare, usko tum usse ache se sunna, aur samajhna. Aur mujhe aasha hai tum usko naraaz nahi karoge, aur uski baat maanoge.

Fir jiju chale gaye. Lekin mujhe thodi-thodi unki baatein samajh aa chuki thi. Mujhe lag raha tha ki shayad raat ko didi mere kareeb nahi aane wali thi, aur naa kuch karne dene wali thi.

Maine bahut socha, aur fir plan banaya ki main didi ko koi baat hi nahi karne doonga, aur thoda late kamre mein jaunga. Aur wo kuch kahe, uske pehle main apna lund unki chut mein daal doonga.

Fir maine medical store se viagra 100 mg li, and liger ka spray liya, jisse main lagataar didi ki chudai kar saku. Main shaam ko ghar gaya to dekha, ki jiju jaa chuke the. Main mere kamre mein aaya, aur bed pe leta hua tha aankhen band karke. 10 minute baad maine aankhen kholi to dekha ki didi saamne khadi hai.

Me: Arre Muskan, tumhe kya hua, kuch kaam tha?

Didi: Arre waah! Aaj direct name se, Muskan, Waah bhai waah!

Me: Arre nahi didi, wo main confuse ho jata hu. Subha didi bol raha tha, to mom ne aur tumhari saas ne mana kiya ki didi mat bolo, and Ab se mujhe name se bulana hoga. Ab name se bulaya, to aapko bura lag raha hai. Ab aap hi batao, main kya karu?

Didi: Acha chhodh, jo dil chaahe bula tu.

Me: Kya hua, kuch kaam tha?

Didi: Kaam to kuch nahi hai. Actually mujhe tumse baat karni thi, wo tumhe pooche bina tumhara name de diya isliye.

Me: Dekho tumhara to pata nahi, lekin main bhut khush hu. Aur main is riwaaj ko apne sachhe mann se nibhaunga. Tumhe koi shikayat ka mauka nahi doonga.

Fir main khada hua, aur didi ko kamar se pakad kar apni aur kheench ke apne honth unke hontho pe rakh kar kiss karne laga. Didi ko kuch samajh aaye usse pehle maine unke honth apne hontho mein daba liye, aur ache se choosne laga.

1 minute tak didi statue ki tarah khadi rahi, aur main kiss karta raha. Fir 1 minute baad maine unko alag kiya, kyunki mera phone baj gaya. Actually main koi risk nahi lena chaahta tha, ki wo mujhe raat ke liye mana kar de. Isliye maine 1 minute ke baad fake call aaye aisi setting kar rakhi thi, aur fir didi ko kiss karne laga tha.

Jaise hi ring baji, main phone attend karke nikal gaya. Didi ko jaate-jaate maine bola-

Me: Raat ko milte hai.

Fir main wapas market aa gaya. Raat ko mom ka phone aaya, aur wo boli-

Mom: Hello beta, kaha hai tu? Raat ho gayi hai. Kab aayega tu? Aaj teri first night hai Muskan ke sath. Tujhe uske sath hona chahiye.

Me: Haa bas aa gaya mom. Thoda kaam hai. 30 minute mein pahunch jaunga.

Mom: Haa chal tu aa, tab tak hum khaana khaa lete hai.

Me: Mom ruko, main aa jau, fir sath mein khaana khaate hai

Mom: Ok chal tu aa, hum wait karte hai tumhari.

Me: Mom, didi taiyaar ho gayi?

Mom: Haa wo to kab se taiyaar hai. Sab teri hi wait kar rahe hai.

Me: Bas aa gaya mom.

Fir maine ghar pahunch ke sab ke sath baith ke khaana khaaya. Didi pehle hi khaana khaa ke kamre mein jaa chuki thi. Fir main khaana khaane ke baad apne kamre mein gaya, to dekha ki mera kamra bilkul normal tha. Matlab ki kuch sajaya nahi tha. Fir main viagra ki goli and wo spray leke baahar aa gaya. Jab main baahar aaya to mom mujhe saamne mili. Mom ne kaha ki-

Mom: Aaj tumhe didi ke kamre mein jana hai, theek hai.

Me: Mujhe laga didi mere kamre mein aayegi.

Mom: Nahi tujhe jana hai uske kamre mein. Ab tu jaa, bahut late kar diya toone.

Me: Arre mom usme der kaisi, jitni der se jaunga, utni der se wapas aaunga.

Mom: Haa pata hai, tu jaldi to uthne se raha.

Me: Mom please kal der tak sone dena please-please.

Mom: Haa theek hai, bas tera dil kare tab aa jana, theek hai? And haa, Muskan ke sath sabhal ke. Usko hurt mat karna, and uska poora sath dena.

Me: Mom mujhe to aapne keh diya. Ab Muskan ko bhi thoda samjha do ki..

Mom: Ki kya?

Me: Wo mom shayad aap jaisa samajh rahe ho waisa nahi hoga. Mujhe sirf andar jaake normal tareeke se so jana padega.

Mom: Kyu? Koi problem hai?

Me: Nahi mom, mujhe to koi nahi hai. Lekin shayad didi and jiju ka ye plan hai. Isliye unhone mera name diya hai. Mujhe aisa lagta hai.

Mom: Nahi-nahi, aisa kuch bhi nahi hai. Muskan tere liye shaam se taiyaar ho rahi hai. Aur meri usse baat ho chuki hai. Maine pehle hi baat ki thi, ki tumhara hak hai uske liye. Wo mana nahi kar payegi. Aur usne haa bola tha, ki wo tumhe saare sukh degi.

Ab tu jaa andar

Me: Mom main thodi der mein jata hu.

Fir main kitchen mein gaya. Waha paani ke sath goli khayi. Uske baad main baahar garden mein thodi der baitha. Mujhe 20 minute baad viagra ka asar dikhne laga, to main seedha apne room ke bathroom mein gaya.

Fir waha maine mere kadak lund pe wo spray chidka. Uske baad main didi ke kamre mein gaya. Maine pehle darwaza knock kiya, to didi andar se boli-

Didi: Aa jao.

Main andar gaya to kya kamra sajaya tha phoolo se poora.

Me: Wo sorry thoda late ho gaya.

Didi: Itni wait to mujhe tumhare jiju ne bhi nahi karayi thi. Acha suno, mujhe tumse kuch baat karni hai.

Me: Ek minute, baat baad mein, pehle aankhen band karo.

Didi: Kyu?

Me: Arre tum karo na ek baar.

Didi ne maroon color ka lehanga pehna hua tha. Aankhon mein kajal, hontho pe, lipstick, poora shringaar kiya hua tha. Maine fir unhe daimond ring di. ( main trading karta tha, to mere paas paise the, usse main laya tha ring)

Unke hath mein maine ring pehnayi. Fir unko maine aankhen kholne ko kaha. Unhe wo ring bahut pasad aayi. Didi fir kuch aur bole usse pehle main didi ke hontho pe apne honth rakh ke kiss karne laga dopahar ki tarah.

Fir maine kiss karte-karte unhe bed pe lita diya, and unke pair khol ke beech mein aane ki koshish karne laga. Maine kiss karte-karte didi ka lehanga upar uthaya. Ek hath se unka lehanga unki jaanghon tak maine utha diya.

Fir usi ke beech maine apni pant bhi utaar di. Mera khada lund didi ki chut mein jaane ke liye taiyaar tha. Maine ye sab itni fast kiya tha, ki didi ko kuch karne ka mauka hi nahi mila.

Mushkil se 1 minute laga hoga mujhe didi ka lehanga utha ke apni pant utaarne mein. Fir maine mera hath unki chut pe lagaya, to pata chala ki unhone panty pehan rakhi thi. Main fauran unke hontho se apne honth hata ke khada hua, and 5 se 6 second mein unki panty utaar ke unke pairon ke beech mein kar di.

Fir wapas aake maine apna lund unki chut pe set kiya. Didi ne mujhe ruko kaha, aur idhar maine zor ka dhakka laga diya. Didi pain se tilmila uthi. Unke muh se aahhhh bhari awaaz nikal gayi.

Fir maine didi ki taraf dekha to unki aankhon se aansu nikal rahe the. Fir main thodi der ruka. Naa main kuch bola, na wo kuch boli kamre mein bilkul sannata tha.

Iske aage kya hua, wo aapko agle part mein pata chalega. Kahani ka maza aaya ho, to like aur comment zaroor kare.

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Pichle part mein aapne padha, ki ek riwaaj ke tehat didi ne chudne ke liye apne devar ko nahi, balki mujhe chuna. Fir mujhe shaq hua, ki didi mujhse nahi chudengi. To maine chudai ki raat jaate hi didi ko pakad liya, aur unki chut mein apna lund ghusa diya. Ab aage ki kahani-

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To maine chudai ki raat jaate hi didi ko pakad liya, aur unki chut mein apna lund ghusa diya. Ab aage ki kahani-

Fir maine dheere-dheere mera lund didi ki chut mein andar-baahar karna shuru kiya.

Dheere-dheere maine speed badhayi. Didi ki chut mein lund andar-baahar ho raha tha.

Ab jaise-jaise lund chut mein jaake baahar nikalta tha, didi ke muh se aahhh aahhh ki awaaz nikal rahi thi. Didi ki payal, chunni ki awaaz mujhe aur madhosh kar rahi thi, aur main unhe abhi dheere-dheere speed badha ke chodne laga.

Ab didi bhi chudai mein mera sath de rahi thi. Unki aahh aahh ki awaaz, payal, chunni ki awaaz, and speed tez kar di thi, to ek aur awaaz pach-pach ki aa rahi thi. Main ab didi ko kiss kar raha tha, and unke blouse ke upar se hi unke boobs press kar raha tha. Meri speed ke kaaran didi poori madhosh ho chuki thi.

Ab didi jhad chuki thi and main bhi jhadne wala tha. Didi jab jadi, tab unhone apne pairon se meri kamar pe jo pakad tight ki thi, usse mujhe bhi pain ho rahi thi. Didi ke jhadne ke baad maine speed wapas tez ki, and unki chut mein jhad gaya.

Fir aise hi main unke upar soya raha. Thodi der baad utha, aur bathroom jaake aaya. Fir didi uthi. Wo bathroom mein gayi, to maine dekha ki bed par khoon ke cheente the. Jab main bathroom mein gaya to mere lund pe bhi thoda khoon laga hua tha.

Fir didi aayi, to maine kaha: Main kapde utaar chuka hu, aap bhi utaar do.

Aisa bol ke maine mere upar se razayi hatayi. Didi bed pe mere paas aake baithi. Fir unhone apna lehanga and blouse utaar ke, razayi se apne aap ko dhak ke, bra utaar ke fenk di.

Fir main didi ke kareeb jaake unke boobs ke nipple choosne laga. Nipples bilkul tight the unke. Iska matlab ki wo sex ke liye garam thi. Maine thodi der baad wapas unke pairon ke beech mein aake apna lund chut pe rakha, and unki taraf dekh ke smile di. Fir  main unko kiss karne laga.

Is baar didi ne mera lund apne hath se pakad ke chut pe set kiya. Fir maine dhakke dene start kiye.

Is tarah main didi ko subha ke 7 baje tak lagataar chodta raha. Aur is beech didi ne bhi bahut enjoy kiya. Kabhi wo mere upar hoti, aur kabhi main unke upar. Doggy style bhi try kiya hamne. Maine sab tarah ki positions try ki didi ke sath.

Is beech mein main didi ke andar 3 baar  jhad chuka tha, and 4 baar uski chut se lund nikaal ke jhada tha. Total 7 round poore kiye the hamne. Jisme didi shayad 9 baar jhad chuki thi.

Hamne jo sex kiya tha, wo last level ka kiya tha, jisme hamne kuch bhi nahi baaki rakha tha.

Haa lekin ek baat mein sure tha main, ki didi ne bahut enjoy kiya tha mere sath. Kyunki jab hamara third round chal raha tha, tab didi ke phone pe jiju ka phone aaya tha. Lekin didi ne usko do baar cut kar diya tha.

Kyunki us time main jhadne wala tha, to full speed mein chod raha tha didi ko. Fir jab main jhad gaya, uske baad didi ne mujhse kaha-

Didi: Apna muh band rakhna, tere jiju ki call hai.

Fir didi ne jiju se baat ki thi, jisme didi ne jiju  ko bataya ki wo so gayi thi, aur maine phone kaat diya neend mein tha to. Usne jiju ko kaha ki hamare beech kuch nahi hua tha, aur maine unki baat maan li thi.

Iske alawa didi ne poori raat mujhse koi baat nahi ki, naa hi kuch aur boli. Sirf maine jab poocha ki ye kya tha. To didi sirf itna boli-

Didi: Agar tumhara ho gaya ho, to ab main so jau? Ya aur karne ka irada hai?

Maine fir unse baat karne ke bajaye unke upar aake mera lund unki chut mein daal diya. Fir zor se dhakka diya to didi boli-

Didi: Aahh Danish dheere, aise jaahil mat bano.

Main subha 7 baje tak lagataar chodta raha. Fir main unse lipat ke so gaya. Dopahar ko 1 baje meri aankh khuli to didi nahi thi bed pe.

Main utha, aur bathroom gaya. Fir apne kamre mein jaake so gaya, aur shaam ko utha. Naha ke fresh hoke neeche gaya, to didi neeche sofe pe baithi hui thi.

Maine mom se kaha: Chai bana do.

Fir didi ke paas jaake baitha, aur poocha-

Me: Kya hua, sar dukh raha hai kya?

Didi: Haa bahut.

Me: Doctor ke paas jana hai kya?

Didi: Haa, doctor ke pass to jana padega. Kyunki sirf sar nahi, poora shareer dukh raha hai. And aur kuch bhi, jiski dawayi leni padegi.

Me: Main chai pee lu, fir chalte hai.

Fir hum doctor ke paas gaye. Waha se dawayi lene medical store pe gaye to didi ne kaha-

Didi: Suno, unwanted-72 tablets leke aana. Me: Kyun?

Didi (gusse se): Tum abhi lel,o fir ghar jaake batati hu.

Fir hum ghar aaye to main didi ke kamre mein gaya.

Me: Didi wo aapko kal koi baat karni thi. Kya baat thi?

Didi: Waah! Abhi poochne ka time mila? Ab nahi zaroorat hai uski.

Me: Sorry didi, ab bata bhi do. Naraaz mat ho, and ye jo tablet hai, usse kya hota hai?

Didi: Ye jo tablet hai na, wo main pregnant na ho jau uski hai. Tumne to kal koi kasar baaki nahi rakhi.

Me: Kya didi, aap ho bhi jaogi to kya problem hai? Hamne kuch galat nahi kiya. Mera haq hai aap pe ab.

Didi: Haq, aur wo bhi mujhpe? Kaisa haq hai? Dekho riwaaj ke mutabik ek night tumhare sath bitani thi. Wo tumne bita li. Ab mujhse koi expectation mat rakhna. Aur tumhare jiju poochenge to bolna tu so gaya tha, aur hamare beech kuch nahi hua.

Me: Kyun, hamne kuch galat nahi kiya hai?

Didi: Dekh mere bhai. Hamne kuch galat nahi kiya hai. Lekin maine tumhare jiju se vaada kiya tha, ki unke alawa koi mujhe nahi chhuyega. And isi wajah se maine apne devar ka name naa dete hue tera diya tha. Kyunki mujhe tere upar bharosa tha, ki tu meri baat maanega. Lekin mujhe kya pata tha, ki yaha to tu sex ke liye betaab baitha hai.

Me: Sorry didi, mujhe kya pata tha ki aap vaada karke aayi thi. Mujhe laga aapne mera name diya hai, to aap mere sath sab kuch karne ke liye raazi hogi. And maine mom ko bhi poocha tha, ki didi ko aapne poocha. To unhone bhi mujhe kaha ki aap ready ho. And aapko mere sath sex nahi karna tha, to aapne saj-dhaj ke shringaar kyu kiya tha. Mujhe laga aapne dil se mujhe accept kiya hai.

Didi: Maine tumhe dil se hi accept kiya hai. Lekin sex ke liye nahi. Aur baat rahi mom ki, to main unhe ye baat nahi bata sakti thi, ki mere aur tere jiju ke beech mein ye baat hui thi. And maine tumhe batane ki koshish ki thi, lekin tumne mauka hi nahi diya.

Didi: Dopahar ko tumhare room mein aayi, to tum mujhe liplock karke kiss karne lage. Waha kuch kehti uske pehle tum chale gaye.

Raat ko to mujhe kuch samajh mein hi nahi aaya. Toone mujhe bilkul time hi nahi diya. Main ruko kahu, usse pehle toone daal diya. Fir maine tujhe kuch nahi kaha.

Me: Didi sach batana, mere sath maza aa raha tha, isliye aapne mujhe nahi roka na?

Didi: Bilkul bhi nahi. Aisa bilkul bhi nahi tha. Main pehle tumhe rok nahi payi. Fir toone andar daal diya. Tab tumhe rok ke koi faida nahi tha. Aur fir mom ki baatein bhi dimag mein ghoom rahi thi, ki aaj ki raat pe tera haq hai mujhpe. Isliye fir maine tumhe roka nahi.

Didi: Lekin ab night khatam ho chuki hai. And tujhe meri help karni hogi. Tu jiju ko maine jo bola wahi kahega. Iske alawa kuch nahi.

Me: Theek hai, lekin didi one night ke liye thodi na mera haq hai aap pe. Aap jab-jab jiju se door hogi, tab mera haq hai.

Didi: Ji bilkul nahi, tumhara mujhpe nahi mera tujhpe haq hai. And tere jiju se door, iska matlab ye nahi ki tera mann karega tab tu mere pe chadh jayega. Mera mann karega tab main kahu to tu mere sath soyega.

Ummeed hai ab tu sab samajh gaya hoga.

Me: Haa lekin ek baat poochni hai aapse. Please sach-sach jawaab dena.

Didi: Haa pooch kya poochna hai?

Me: Didi kiska size bada tha, mera ya jiju ka?

Didi: Main jaanti thi ki tu aisa hi koi question poochega.

Me: Didi please batao na.

Didi: Dekh tu aur kuch pooche usse pehle mere saare answers sun le theek se. Dekh tera tere jiju se double size hai. Unka shayad 3 ya 3.5 inch ka hoga, aur tera kaafi bada hai. And tu aur kuch pooche, usse pehle main bata deti hu, ki mujhe jo kal raat ko sex mila hai, wo meri life ka best sex tha.

Bas ab khush na?

Me: Haa bahut, bahut. Didi kya aap ab mujhe kabhi bhi apne paas nahi aane dogi?

Didi: Pata nahi, lekin agar aane bhi diya na, to main pehle tujhe check karungi ki kahi kal raat ki tarah viagra to khaa kar nahi aaya.

Me: Kya? Maine nahi khayi thi.

Didi: Jhooth mat bol. Bina viagra se itni der tak koi tik hi nahi sakta.

Me: Aapko kaise pata chala?

Didi: Mujhe kal raat hi samajh mein aa gaya tha, ki tu pakka viagra khaa kar kamre mein aaya hai. Nahi to itni der tak koi tik hi nahi sakta.

Me: Sorry, lekin aapne abhi bola na ki aapki life ka best sex tha.

Didi: Haa tha, lekin agli baar agar hum kare, to tum bilkul natural tareeke se karoge. Koi dawayi use nahi karoge. Baaki agar main tere jiju ko viagra khila du, to wo bhi subha tak non-stop karenge. Lekin mujhe wo nahi chahiye. Theek hai?