09-08-2022, 05:38 PM
Dosto main nisha apni kahaani aap ko bataane jaa rahi hu dosto mujhe aasha hai ki aapko meri kahaani meri majaboori pasand aayegi . meri shaadi manish ke saath 2 saal pahle hui thi . our main manish ke saath bahut khushi se apna jeevan gujaar rahi thi
ek din manish ke gaanv se meri saasu ka fone aaya ki manish ke chachere bhaai vikash ki shaadi hai . main our manish shaadi se 8 din pahle hi gaanv aa gaye . shaadi se ek din pahale ki baat hai poora ghar rishtedaaro se bhara pada tha . mujhe bahut tej peshaab laga tha lekin koi bhi baatharoom khaali nahi tha . maine chat par jaakar peshaab karne ki sochi . jab main chat par gai to vanha mujhe stor room dikhaai diya . maine ek dibba liya our use lekar me aa gai . stor room ke darvaaje me kundi nahi thi maine use aise hi bhida diya our dabbe ko niche rakh kar usme peshaab karne lagi . mujhe peshaab karte hue ye ahasaas tak nahi hua ki koi darvaaje ko khol kar andar aa chuka hai our mujhe peshaab karte hue dekh raha hai . achaanak meri najar us par padi to main hadbada kar uthi . mera peshaab abhi poora nahi nikala tha . jiski vajah se mere pet me dard ho raha tha .
Wo koi our nahi mukesh tha . dosto mukesh ek 48-50 saal ka aadami tha jo manish ka door ke rishte se uncle lagta tha . jab main gaanv aai thi tab maine use pahali baar dekha tha . jab meri saasu ne uske pair chune ke liye kaha Tab main uske pair chune ke liye jhuki to usne mujhe uthaaya our kaha are nahi bahu tumhaari jagah yahan nahi hai . vo mujhe bade ashleel dhang se ghoor raha tha uski najar meri chaatee par gadhi hui thi . us samay mujhe bahut gussa aaya tha lekin sharam ke maare chup rah gai thi . tab se vo mujhe jahan bhi dekhta uski najar hamesha meri chaatee par hi hoti . mujhe uski aankho me hamesha vaasana hi najar aati thi . aaj shayad use laga ki main akeli hun our vo mouke ka faayada uthaane ke liye mere saamane khada vo mujhe badi besharami se ghoor raha tha . uske hotho par kutil muskaan faili hui thi . ab vo meri chuchiyo ko ek tak ghoor raha tha .
mujhe bahut gussa aaya our maine use gusse se kaha tumhe sharam nahi aati . tum yanha kya kar rahe ho . kya tumhe apni umar ka khyaal nahi hai . mukesh badi besharmi se bola jaaneman main to tumhaari chut dekhne ke liye yahan aaya tha . kya kaatil javaani hai tumhaari kasam se ek baar agar tum mujhe apani de dogi to main dhany ho jaaungaa .
mujhe uski baat par bahut gussa aaya our maine uske gaal par ek jor daar thappad rasid kar diya . our kaha aainda mere paas bhi fatake to mujhse bura koi nahi hoga .
Ek pal ko to mukesh ki aankho ke aage seetare ghum gaye. phir kuch sambhal kar vo bola, “jitni jor se tune ye tamacha maara hai na, utni hi jor se teri gaand na maari to mera naam mukesh nahi.”
main use kuch bolne hi wali thi ki mujhe store ke baahar kuch logo ki awaaj sunayi di. meri to saans hi atak gayi. hey bhagvaan ab kya hoga. Logo ne mujhe is suvar ke saath dekh liya to meri jeendagi barbaad ho jaayegi. na jaane log kya kya samjhenge.
“lagta hai kuch log tahalne ke liye upar aa gaye hain.” Mukesh ne kaha.
“shhh chup raho tum koyi sun lega.” maine dheere se kaha.
“kitna achcha moka diya hai bhagvaan ne hamein. Hamein is moke ko ganvana nahi chaahiye.” Mukesh ne dheere se kaha.
“kya matlab hai tumhara.”
“dekho na store room mein hum akele hain. Darvaja band hai. kuch bhi ho sakta hai.” mukesh ne nashili awaaj mein kaha. Uski baaton mein hawas saaf deekhayi de rahi thi.
“tumhe bilkul sharam nahi aati mere saath aisi behuda baate karte huve. Kya tumhe nahi pata ki main sharif ghar ki bahu hun. aisi baate shobha nahi deti tumhe.”
“naatak mat kar mujhe sab pata hai tere baare mein.” mukesh ne kaha.
“tumhe kuch nahi pata. Chupchap khade raho nahi to log sun laenge.” Maine aankhe deekhate huve kaha.
“to sun lene do mera kya jaata hai. jo bigdega tera hi bigdega.”
Uski baat mein dam tha. mujhe samajh nahi aa raha tha ki kya karun. Upar se main abhi thoda hi pesab kar paayi thi aur pressure phir se badhne laga tha. ab to aur bhi musibat ho gayi thi. na main baahar ja sakti thi na hi ander rah sakti thi. magar mera pressure badhta hi ja raha tha. aakhir mujhe bolna hi pada, “tum thoda ghumoge.”
“kyon ghumu main.”
“ghum jao please mera pet phata ja raha hai.”
“pet phata ja raha hai par kyon, jyada kha liya tha kya.”
“baate mat banao, ek to ain vakt par aa kar mujhe tok diya ab baate bana rahe ho, thoda ghum jaaoge to kya bigad jaayega tumhara.”
“mere saamne kar legi moot to tera kya bigad jaayega. Vaise bhi teri gaand main dekh hi chuka hun. kar le jyada sharma mat.”
Main sharam se paani paani ho gayi. “narak mein jaaoge tum, tumhe sharam nahi aati.” Maine nazre jhuka kar kaha.
“mujhe to nahi aati par tum bahut sharma rahi ho.”
“Ghum jaao na please” maine makhan lagaate huve kaha kyonki mera pet phata ja raha tha.
“apinu theek hai main ghum jaata hun. kar le araam se.” vo ghum kar khada ho gaya.
“peeche mat mudna.” Maine dabbe ko sarkaate huve kaha. Maine araam se tassali se kiya pesab magar meri nazre usi par tiki thi. jab mere pesaab ki aahat band ho gayi to vo turant ghum gaya. maine badi jaldi ki saree neeche karne ki magar phir bhi usne meri gulabi yoni dekh hi li.”
“hi raam kya phaanke hain teri choot ki, khane ka man kar raha hai.” usne besharmi se aankh maarte huve kaha.
Main to sharam se paani paani ho gayi. mujhse kuch bhi bole nahi ban raha tha. meri laakh koshiso ke baavjud usne meri yoni dekh hi li thi aur ab aisi baate kar raha tha. saath hi saath vo besharmi se apni pant mein tane huve tambu ko sahla raha tha. mera to sharam se chehra laal ho gaya tha. agar baahar log na hote to turant vaha se chali jaati main.
“ek baar ek angrejan ki li thi maine. Uski choot ki phaanke bhi bilkul teri choot jaisi thi. bilkul gori chitti. Ek bhi baal nahi tha uski choot par.”
Main to aur bhi sharam se laal ho gayi. anjane mein mere muh se nikal gaya, “angrej kaha mili tumhe.”
“gaanv mein aayi thi vo apne pati ke saath. Uska pati koyi kya kahte hain recharach kar raha tha.”
“recharch nahi research.”
“haan haan kuch aisa hi. Main anpadh ganvar kya jaanu ye sab. Jo bhi ho bahut maja diya tha uski gulabi choot ne. teri choot ne uski yaad dila di aaj.”
Mujhe yakin nahi ho raha tha ki koyi angrez ladki is suvar ke chakkar mein aa sakti hai. khair mujhe koyi matlab nahi tha in baaton se.
“yaar mujhe bhi pesaab aaya hua hai. main kya karun ab.”
“thodi der ruk jaao. log jaate hi honge.”
“mujhe nahi lagta ki koyi hilega yaha se abhi. Mera bhi pet phata ja raha hai. main karne ja raha hun is dabbe mein.” kahte huve usne apni zip khol li. Kahi mujhe uska aujar na dikh jaaye isliye main turant ghum gayi. usne araam se baith kar dabbe mein pesaab kiya.
“ab hamare pesaab mil gaye aapas mein. kaash ke teri choot se mera lund bhi mil jaaye aise hi hihihihi.”
Main to hairan rah gayi uski baat par. Vo moot kar khada ho gaya. main bhi vaapis ghum gayi. mujhe lag raha tha ki kahi vo apna ling baahar hi nikaale na khada ho. magar sukar hai vo ander tha. magar usne ander se hi tambu bana rakha tha uski pant mein. use dekh kar yahi lagta tha ki pant ke peeche koyi bhaari bharkam cheez hai.
“kaho to nikaal lun baahar.” Usne besharmi se tambu ko sahlate huve kaha.
Maine turant sharam se apni nazre ghuma li.
“lagta hai tu dekhna chaahti hain mere laude ko magar kahne se sharma rahi hai. le nikaal raha hun tere liye main ise.” Aur usne apni zip kholni shuru kar di.
“nahi nahi aisa kuch nahi hai. main to aise hi bas.”
“aise hi bas kya? Bolo nahi to nikaal lunga.”
“hairaan thi itne bade tambu ko dekh kar.” mujhe bolna hi pada.
“lund bada ho to aisa hi tambu banta hai hihihihi.” Aur usne ek jhatke mein apne ling ko meri aankho ke saamne jhula diya. Phir maine jo dekha meri to aankhe phati ki phati rah gayi. maine sapne mein bhi itne bade aur mote ling ki kalpana nahi ki thi. abhi tak mujhe pinu ka hi bada lagta tha. magar ab mere saamne pinu ke ling se bhi bada aur mota ling jhul raha tha. vo bilkul visaalkay rakshas ki tarah mere saamne tana tha jaise ki mujhe kha jaayega. Uska supada kuch jyada hi mota tha. pinu ke supade se bhi mota. Ling ke base ke neeche uske aand latak rahe the jo ki baalon se ghire the.
dosto aap soch rahe honge ki ye peenu koun hai to main aapko bataa dun ki ek baar manish ka chachera bhai peenu shahar me exam dene aaya tha to vo hamaare hi yanha hi ruka tha . peenu bada harami tha usne mujhe apne jaal me faans liya tha . our meri chudaai bhi kar di thi . dosto vo kahaani fir kabhi . ab aate hai asli kahaani ki taraf...
“dekha rah gayi na dang. Jo bhi dekhta hai dang rah jaata hai. vo angrez bhi dang rah gayi thi dekh kar hihihihi bilkul teri tarah.”
Aur main sakpaka gayi aur khud ko kosane lagi ki kyon main uske us ko yu dekh rahi thi. maine uske ling se nazre hata li.
ek din manish ke gaanv se meri saasu ka fone aaya ki manish ke chachere bhaai vikash ki shaadi hai . main our manish shaadi se 8 din pahle hi gaanv aa gaye . shaadi se ek din pahale ki baat hai poora ghar rishtedaaro se bhara pada tha . mujhe bahut tej peshaab laga tha lekin koi bhi baatharoom khaali nahi tha . maine chat par jaakar peshaab karne ki sochi . jab main chat par gai to vanha mujhe stor room dikhaai diya . maine ek dibba liya our use lekar me aa gai . stor room ke darvaaje me kundi nahi thi maine use aise hi bhida diya our dabbe ko niche rakh kar usme peshaab karne lagi . mujhe peshaab karte hue ye ahasaas tak nahi hua ki koi darvaaje ko khol kar andar aa chuka hai our mujhe peshaab karte hue dekh raha hai . achaanak meri najar us par padi to main hadbada kar uthi . mera peshaab abhi poora nahi nikala tha . jiski vajah se mere pet me dard ho raha tha .
Wo koi our nahi mukesh tha . dosto mukesh ek 48-50 saal ka aadami tha jo manish ka door ke rishte se uncle lagta tha . jab main gaanv aai thi tab maine use pahali baar dekha tha . jab meri saasu ne uske pair chune ke liye kaha Tab main uske pair chune ke liye jhuki to usne mujhe uthaaya our kaha are nahi bahu tumhaari jagah yahan nahi hai . vo mujhe bade ashleel dhang se ghoor raha tha uski najar meri chaatee par gadhi hui thi . us samay mujhe bahut gussa aaya tha lekin sharam ke maare chup rah gai thi . tab se vo mujhe jahan bhi dekhta uski najar hamesha meri chaatee par hi hoti . mujhe uski aankho me hamesha vaasana hi najar aati thi . aaj shayad use laga ki main akeli hun our vo mouke ka faayada uthaane ke liye mere saamane khada vo mujhe badi besharami se ghoor raha tha . uske hotho par kutil muskaan faili hui thi . ab vo meri chuchiyo ko ek tak ghoor raha tha .
mujhe bahut gussa aaya our maine use gusse se kaha tumhe sharam nahi aati . tum yanha kya kar rahe ho . kya tumhe apni umar ka khyaal nahi hai . mukesh badi besharmi se bola jaaneman main to tumhaari chut dekhne ke liye yahan aaya tha . kya kaatil javaani hai tumhaari kasam se ek baar agar tum mujhe apani de dogi to main dhany ho jaaungaa .
mujhe uski baat par bahut gussa aaya our maine uske gaal par ek jor daar thappad rasid kar diya . our kaha aainda mere paas bhi fatake to mujhse bura koi nahi hoga .
Ek pal ko to mukesh ki aankho ke aage seetare ghum gaye. phir kuch sambhal kar vo bola, “jitni jor se tune ye tamacha maara hai na, utni hi jor se teri gaand na maari to mera naam mukesh nahi.”
main use kuch bolne hi wali thi ki mujhe store ke baahar kuch logo ki awaaj sunayi di. meri to saans hi atak gayi. hey bhagvaan ab kya hoga. Logo ne mujhe is suvar ke saath dekh liya to meri jeendagi barbaad ho jaayegi. na jaane log kya kya samjhenge.
“lagta hai kuch log tahalne ke liye upar aa gaye hain.” Mukesh ne kaha.
“shhh chup raho tum koyi sun lega.” maine dheere se kaha.
“kitna achcha moka diya hai bhagvaan ne hamein. Hamein is moke ko ganvana nahi chaahiye.” Mukesh ne dheere se kaha.
“kya matlab hai tumhara.”
“dekho na store room mein hum akele hain. Darvaja band hai. kuch bhi ho sakta hai.” mukesh ne nashili awaaj mein kaha. Uski baaton mein hawas saaf deekhayi de rahi thi.
“tumhe bilkul sharam nahi aati mere saath aisi behuda baate karte huve. Kya tumhe nahi pata ki main sharif ghar ki bahu hun. aisi baate shobha nahi deti tumhe.”
“naatak mat kar mujhe sab pata hai tere baare mein.” mukesh ne kaha.
“tumhe kuch nahi pata. Chupchap khade raho nahi to log sun laenge.” Maine aankhe deekhate huve kaha.
“to sun lene do mera kya jaata hai. jo bigdega tera hi bigdega.”
Uski baat mein dam tha. mujhe samajh nahi aa raha tha ki kya karun. Upar se main abhi thoda hi pesab kar paayi thi aur pressure phir se badhne laga tha. ab to aur bhi musibat ho gayi thi. na main baahar ja sakti thi na hi ander rah sakti thi. magar mera pressure badhta hi ja raha tha. aakhir mujhe bolna hi pada, “tum thoda ghumoge.”
“kyon ghumu main.”
“ghum jao please mera pet phata ja raha hai.”
“pet phata ja raha hai par kyon, jyada kha liya tha kya.”
“baate mat banao, ek to ain vakt par aa kar mujhe tok diya ab baate bana rahe ho, thoda ghum jaaoge to kya bigad jaayega tumhara.”
“mere saamne kar legi moot to tera kya bigad jaayega. Vaise bhi teri gaand main dekh hi chuka hun. kar le jyada sharma mat.”
Main sharam se paani paani ho gayi. “narak mein jaaoge tum, tumhe sharam nahi aati.” Maine nazre jhuka kar kaha.
“mujhe to nahi aati par tum bahut sharma rahi ho.”
“Ghum jaao na please” maine makhan lagaate huve kaha kyonki mera pet phata ja raha tha.
“apinu theek hai main ghum jaata hun. kar le araam se.” vo ghum kar khada ho gaya.
“peeche mat mudna.” Maine dabbe ko sarkaate huve kaha. Maine araam se tassali se kiya pesab magar meri nazre usi par tiki thi. jab mere pesaab ki aahat band ho gayi to vo turant ghum gaya. maine badi jaldi ki saree neeche karne ki magar phir bhi usne meri gulabi yoni dekh hi li.”
“hi raam kya phaanke hain teri choot ki, khane ka man kar raha hai.” usne besharmi se aankh maarte huve kaha.
Main to sharam se paani paani ho gayi. mujhse kuch bhi bole nahi ban raha tha. meri laakh koshiso ke baavjud usne meri yoni dekh hi li thi aur ab aisi baate kar raha tha. saath hi saath vo besharmi se apni pant mein tane huve tambu ko sahla raha tha. mera to sharam se chehra laal ho gaya tha. agar baahar log na hote to turant vaha se chali jaati main.
“ek baar ek angrejan ki li thi maine. Uski choot ki phaanke bhi bilkul teri choot jaisi thi. bilkul gori chitti. Ek bhi baal nahi tha uski choot par.”
Main to aur bhi sharam se laal ho gayi. anjane mein mere muh se nikal gaya, “angrej kaha mili tumhe.”
“gaanv mein aayi thi vo apne pati ke saath. Uska pati koyi kya kahte hain recharach kar raha tha.”
“recharch nahi research.”
“haan haan kuch aisa hi. Main anpadh ganvar kya jaanu ye sab. Jo bhi ho bahut maja diya tha uski gulabi choot ne. teri choot ne uski yaad dila di aaj.”
Mujhe yakin nahi ho raha tha ki koyi angrez ladki is suvar ke chakkar mein aa sakti hai. khair mujhe koyi matlab nahi tha in baaton se.
“yaar mujhe bhi pesaab aaya hua hai. main kya karun ab.”
“thodi der ruk jaao. log jaate hi honge.”
“mujhe nahi lagta ki koyi hilega yaha se abhi. Mera bhi pet phata ja raha hai. main karne ja raha hun is dabbe mein.” kahte huve usne apni zip khol li. Kahi mujhe uska aujar na dikh jaaye isliye main turant ghum gayi. usne araam se baith kar dabbe mein pesaab kiya.
“ab hamare pesaab mil gaye aapas mein. kaash ke teri choot se mera lund bhi mil jaaye aise hi hihihihi.”
Main to hairan rah gayi uski baat par. Vo moot kar khada ho gaya. main bhi vaapis ghum gayi. mujhe lag raha tha ki kahi vo apna ling baahar hi nikaale na khada ho. magar sukar hai vo ander tha. magar usne ander se hi tambu bana rakha tha uski pant mein. use dekh kar yahi lagta tha ki pant ke peeche koyi bhaari bharkam cheez hai.
“kaho to nikaal lun baahar.” Usne besharmi se tambu ko sahlate huve kaha.
Maine turant sharam se apni nazre ghuma li.
“lagta hai tu dekhna chaahti hain mere laude ko magar kahne se sharma rahi hai. le nikaal raha hun tere liye main ise.” Aur usne apni zip kholni shuru kar di.
“nahi nahi aisa kuch nahi hai. main to aise hi bas.”
“aise hi bas kya? Bolo nahi to nikaal lunga.”
“hairaan thi itne bade tambu ko dekh kar.” mujhe bolna hi pada.
“lund bada ho to aisa hi tambu banta hai hihihihi.” Aur usne ek jhatke mein apne ling ko meri aankho ke saamne jhula diya. Phir maine jo dekha meri to aankhe phati ki phati rah gayi. maine sapne mein bhi itne bade aur mote ling ki kalpana nahi ki thi. abhi tak mujhe pinu ka hi bada lagta tha. magar ab mere saamne pinu ke ling se bhi bada aur mota ling jhul raha tha. vo bilkul visaalkay rakshas ki tarah mere saamne tana tha jaise ki mujhe kha jaayega. Uska supada kuch jyada hi mota tha. pinu ke supade se bhi mota. Ling ke base ke neeche uske aand latak rahe the jo ki baalon se ghire the.
dosto aap soch rahe honge ki ye peenu koun hai to main aapko bataa dun ki ek baar manish ka chachera bhai peenu shahar me exam dene aaya tha to vo hamaare hi yanha hi ruka tha . peenu bada harami tha usne mujhe apne jaal me faans liya tha . our meri chudaai bhi kar di thi . dosto vo kahaani fir kabhi . ab aate hai asli kahaani ki taraf...
“dekha rah gayi na dang. Jo bhi dekhta hai dang rah jaata hai. vo angrez bhi dang rah gayi thi dekh kar hihihihi bilkul teri tarah.”
Aur main sakpaka gayi aur khud ko kosane lagi ki kyon main uske us ko yu dekh rahi thi. maine uske ling se nazre hata li.