Samantha

[KaliaPintu]

Mai apse itni achhe se baat kar raha hu.. fir datate kyu ho muze... Mai joote polish karke rakh dunga achhe se okk...

Ohh shit... Ye tumhe kaise pata cha.. kab dekha...(mai bahut dar gaya hu)... Plss plss satish ye kisiko batana mat.. pls..mai sirf time pass ke liye aisa karta hu... 


Ha muze randi bolo.. dasi bolo.. kuch bhi bolo lekin ye baat sirf ham dono me rakho...( Ab kya hoga.. isne kisiko bata diya to meri vaat lag jayegi..)


Ab muze aise bhi treat mat karo na... Kapde utarna bahut ajib lag raha hai... Pls aise mat karo na mere sath... Baki kaam mai karta hu tumhare sab...khana banata hu, kapde-bartan dhota hu....


(You missing wife...) Ha na obviously... Isme mai kya feel de rahi hu...

(Ab muze dar bhi lag raha hai... Ki ye kisiko bata na de... Aur maja bhi aa raha hai ki muze apni wife ki tarah treat kar raha hai..)

(Lekin maine kabhi kisi ladke ke sath aisa kuch kiya nahi... Aur mai abhitak bisexual bhi nahi hu..pata nahi aage kya hoga...)

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( maine ek baar maine tera saree pehna hua photo bhi chupke kheecha tha)

( maine apne mobile me tujhe slevless saree me tera hi photo dikhaya)

ye tu hi hai na hahaha 

waise maal to dikhti hai tu ( dikhti instead of dikhta) saree me 

ye pic net pe post kru ? ( when u said ki aise bhi treat mat kro )

( i stood up ) shirt ka button khol chup chaap aur baal pe clip laga apne ( ekdum ladki wala feel de rha tha tujhe )

[Vicky_Riya]

( maine ek baar maine tera saree pehna hua photo bhi chupke kheecha tha)

( maine apne mobile me tujhe slevless saree me tera hi photo dikhaya)

ye tu hi hai na hahaha 

waise maal to dikhti hai tu ( dikhti instead of dikhta) saree me 

ye pic net pe post kru ? ( when u said ki aise bhi treat mat kro )

( i stood up ) shirt ka button khol chup chaap aur baal pe clip laga apne ( ekdum ladki wala feel de rha tha tujhe )

Ye pic kab khinchi... Plss ise delete kar do.. (tumhare haat se phone khinchane ki koshish karti hu)


Kuch nahi maal vagera dikhati hu... Tum pics delete karo plsssss.....

(Pic net par dalne ki baat par)- pagal hogaye ho kya... Mai barbad ho jaungi... Aisa mat karo na pls... Tumhare pair padti hu pls...


Ruko shirt bhi nikalkar deti hu... (Shirt ke bottons nikalne lagta hu..)

Ha lagati hu hair clip.. ok.. but pls pics delete karna.. kahi bhi share mat karna...( Aur room me jakar clip laata hu.. aur hair ko lagata hu)

(Muze to ab satish ka dar lagne laga hai... Ek to pehle se hi uske itne kaam kar rahi hu.. aur ye bhi kaam karo... )

(Muze cd padand hai.. lekin ye to Muze permanent ladki banayega ye..)

[KaliaPintu]

Ye pic kab khinchi... Plss ise delete kar do.. (tumhare haat se phone khinchane ki koshish karti hu)


Kuch nahi maal vagera dikhati hu... Tum pics delete karo plsssss.....

(Pic net par dalne ki baat par)- pagal hogaye ho kya... Mai barbad ho jaungi... Aisa mat karo na pls... Tumhare pair padti hu pls...


Ruko shirt bhi nikalkar deti hu... (Shirt ke bottons nikalne lagta hu..)

Ha lagati hu hair clip.. ok.. but pls pics delete karna.. kahi bhi share mat karna...( Aur room me jakar clip laata hu.. aur hair ko lagata hu)

(Muze to ab satish ka dar lagne laga hai... Ek to pehle se hi uske itne kaam kar rahi hu.. aur ye bhi kaam karo... )

(Muze cd padand hai.. lekin ye to Muze permanent ladki banayega ye..)

( as u try to pull my mobile i hold it tight and u coudnt do anything as i was 10 times more powerful than u )

pics share nhi krne ke liye kaam krna padega tujhe aisehi nhi hoga free me 

( as u start removing my button i sniff ur hair ) mmmm mehak ekdum ladkiyo jaisa hai tera mmmmm ( 2 button niklane ke baad u went to get ur hair clipped in bedroom )

bahar aa mere samne hair clip laga ( i wanted to see ur sleveless armpit as u were wearing sleveles dress)

[Vicky_Riya]

( as u try to pull my mobile i hold it tight and u coudnt do anything as i was 10 times more powerful than u )

pics share nhi krne ke liye kaam krna padega tujhe aisehi nhi hoga free me 

( as u start removing my button i sniff ur hair ) mmmm mehak ekdum ladkiyo jaisa hai tera mmmmm ( 2 button niklane ke baad u went to get ur hair clipped in bedroom )

bahar aa mere samne hair clip laga ( i wanted to see ur sleveless armpit as u were wearing sleveles dress)

(Jab tum pakdte ho) chhodo muze... Mai kuch nahi kar raha...
(are iski taqad bhi mere se jyada hai..)

Ha sab kaam to kar raha hu... Aur kya karu ab...

(Jab sunghate ho)Vo ladkiyo vala perfume use karta hu


(Shirt ke bottons lagate-lagate room me chala gaya)

(Bahar ane ke liye kehte ho) ha ata hu bahar (maine full t-shirt pehni huyi hoti hai)

(Bahar akar hair ko clip lagata hu)

[KaliaPintu]

(Jab tum pakdte ho) chhodo muze... Mai kuch nahi kar raha...
(are iski taqad bhi mere se jyada hai..)

Ha sab kaam to kar raha hu... Aur kya karu ab...

(Jab sunghate ho)Vo ladkiyo vala perfume use karta hu


(Shirt ke bottons lagate-lagate room me chala gaya)

(Bahar ane ke liye kehte ho) ha ata hu bahar (maine full t-shirt pehni huyi hoti hai)

(Bahar akar hair ko clip lagata hu)

perfume bhi ladkiyo ka lagata hai tu haaa bada chalu hai ( i was planning of using u for my needs now)

( as u come out aur hair clip krne lagte ho i am looking at armpit region lekin full t shirt pehna tha isiliye dekh nhi paya)

dressing change kr tu 

sleveless kapde pehna kr ghar pe 

waise tera paseene ka mehak kaisa rahega ( kehte hue i came near u i bend my head wiffed the slight sweat patch on ur left armpit region over t shirt) 

( as i wiffed ur pit u can seee how my dick moved inside my pant ) bada acha mehak hai ise to ache se sunghwana chahiye tujhe to log paisa dekar sunghenge ye ( pervert jaise weird baat kr rha tha)

( now looking at ur right armpit) sleveless kapda pehan room me slevved kapda tere liye ban hai abse ( kuch bhi rule bana rha tha mai)

[Vicky_Riya]

perfume bhi ladkiyo ka lagata hai tu haaa bada chalu hai ( i was planning of using u for my needs now)

( as u come out aur hair clip krne lagte ho i am looking at armpit region lekin full t shirt pehna tha isiliye dekh nhi paya)

dressing change kr tu 

sleveless kapde pehna kr ghar pe 

waise tera paseene ka mehak kaisa rahega ( kehte hue i came near u i bend my head wiffed the slight sweat patch on ur left armpit region over t shirt) 

( as i wiffed ur pit u can seee how my dick moved inside my pant ) bada acha mehak hai ise to ache se sunghwana chahiye tujhe to log paisa dekar sunghenge ye ( pervert jaise weird baat kr rha tha)

( now looking at ur right armpit) sleveless kapda pehan room me slevved kapda tere liye ban hai abse ( kuch bhi rule bana rha tha mai)

Ab didi ke prfume hi mai use karta hu.. alag se nahi kharidta...isliye..

Ab dressing kya change karu...? Sleevless kya pehnu?? Aur kyu??

(Pseene ke mehek ke baat par)- paseene ka mehek kaise hoga.. jaise sabka hota hai..

(Jab tum paas ate ho.)- ye kya kar rahe ho.. chiii sungh kyu rahe ho..
(Logonse sunghvane ki baat)- are chi kuch bhi gandha mat kaho...

(Tabhi meri najar niche jati hai... -- are iska to khada ho raha hai...)

Ha change karke aata hu... (Room me chala jata hu..)( aur sochane lagta hu ki... Are satish to bahut hi torcher kar raha hai.. ab kya karu..)

(Ab sleevless kya pehnu?) (Aur baniyan pehenkar bahar aata hu) (baniyan bahut tight hoti hai... Isliye mere nipple ubharkar dikh rahe the.. aur mera figure bhi dikh raha tha)

[KaliaPintu]

Ab didi ke prfume hi mai use karta hu.. alag se nahi kharidta...isliye..

Ab dressing kya change karu...? Sleevless kya pehnu?? Aur kyu??

(Pseene ke mehek ke baat par)- paseene ka mehek kaise hoga.. jaise sabka hota hai..

(Jab tum paas ate ho.)- ye kya kar rahe ho.. chiii sungh kyu rahe ho..
(Logonse sunghvane ki baat)- are chi kuch bhi gandha mat kaho...

(Tabhi meri najar niche jati hai... -- are iska to khada ho raha hai...)

Ha change karke aata hu... (Room me chala jata hu..)( aur sochane lagta hu ki... Are satish to bahut hi torcher kar raha hai.. ab kya karu..)

(Ab sleevless kya pehnu?) (Aur baniyan pehenkar bahar aata hu) (baniyan bahut tight hoti hai... Isliye mere nipple ubharkar dikh rahe the.. aur mera figure bhi dikh raha tha)

( as u said chiii when i sniffed ur armpit from above t shirt i felt a nice tingle in my dick as yahi same reaction first time meri biwi bhi di thi aur tu bhi ladki jaise hi react kr rha tha)

( as u went in aur tight banyan pehan ke aya jo slevless tha aur usme tera figure bhi dikh rha tha i came near u circled u  aur peeche se mmmmmm wiffed ur hair bun mmmm then tera hair clip nikal ke fek diya farsh pe making ur hair come down again)

( circle krte hue tere samne aya aur kaha)

meri biwi nisha bina hair clip ka baal ko bandh leti hai tu bhi bina hair clip ka baal baandh apna ( ek dum pure ladkiyo jaise harkate tujhse karwa rha tha)

( lekin main to meri nazar tere arm armpit intersection pe tha)

( ur height was till my chest only)

[Vicky_Riya]

( as u said chiii when i sniffed ur armpit from above t shirt i felt a nice tingle in my dick as yahi same reaction first time meri biwi bhi di thi aur tu bhi ladki jaise hi react kr rha tha)

( as u went in aur tight banyan pehan ke aya jo slevless tha aur usme tera figure bhi dikh rha tha i came near u circled u  aur peeche se mmmmmm wiffed ur hair bun mmmm then tera hair clip nikal ke fek diya farsh pe making ur hair come down again)

( circle krte hue tere samne aya aur kaha)

meri biwi nisha bina hair clip ka baal ko bandh leti hai tu bhi bina hair clip ka baal baandh apna ( ek dum pure ladkiyo jaise harkate tujhse karwa rha tha)

( lekin main to meri nazar tere arm armpit intersection pe tha)

( ur height was till my chest only)

(Jab tum circled ghumte ho) kya hua satish?? Aise kyu ghum rahe ho?

(Hair clip nikalte ho tab). Ouuch.. nikala kyu ab..

(Wife bareme bolkar.. baal bandhne ke liye kehte ho)- (are ye to muze ladki hi samjhne laga hai..aur ye itna dominant kar raha hai.. fir bhi pata nahi muze acha kyu lag raha..) tum to muze apni wife hi banane ke piche pade ho..

(Mai haat upar karke baal bandhane lagta hu)(maine proper ladki ke jaise hair bandhane lagi)....(bandhate-bandhate maine upar tumhari ankhome dekh liya) kya dekh rahe ho aise?? Tumhe armpit ki khushbu kyu achi lagti hai?? (Ye bolkar mai khud apni armpit sughati hu)

[KaliaPintu]

(Jab tum circled ghumte ho) kya hua satish?? Aise kyu ghum rahe ho?

(Hair clip nikalte ho tab). Ouuch.. nikala kyu ab..

(Wife bareme bolkar.. baal bandhne ke liye kehte ho)- (are ye to muze ladki hi samjhne laga hai..aur ye itna dominant kar raha hai.. fir bhi pata nahi muze acha kyu lag raha..) tum to muze apni wife hi banane ke piche pade ho..

(Mai haat upar karke baal bandhane lagta hu)(maine proper ladki ke jaise hair bandhane lagi)....(bandhate-bandhate maine upar tumhari ankhome dekh liya) kya dekh rahe ho aise?? Tumhe armpit ki khushbu kyu achi lagti hai?? (Ye bolkar mai khud apni armpit sughati hu)

( as u said ki mai tumhe biwi bannane ke peeche pada hu ) temporary ..( i said with a grin)

dusri biwi keh sakhta hai tu 

( as u said ki armpit ka khushbo kyu pasand hai i bend my head again and wiffed ur left armpit) mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ( my arms around ur waist and pulled u ) mmmmmmm bas pasand hai

baghal har din mundwata hoga tu to ek baal nhi mmmmmmmm ( u can feel hot breath from my nostril hit ur soft creamy left armpit ) mmmmmmmmm 

ladkiyo ke ppaseene me ek alag hi mehak hoti hai mmmmmmmm ( u can see how hungry i am getting as my dick is getting bigger in my pant as i am wiffing ur underarms )

( went to ur right armpit it had some sweat mist there) sluppppppppppppppppppp ( i licked ur right armpit out of no where ) hmmmmmm

[Vicky_Riya]

( as u said ki mai tumhe biwi bannane ke peeche pada hu ) temporary ..( i said with a grin)

dusri biwi keh sakhta hai tu 

( as u said ki armpit ka khushbo kyu pasand hai i bend my head again and wiffed ur left armpit) mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ( my arms around ur waist and pulled u ) mmmmmmm bas pasand hai

baghal har din mundwata hoga tu to ek baal nhi mmmmmmmm ( u can feel hot breath from my nostril hit ur soft creamy left armpit ) mmmmmmmmm 

ladkiyo ke ppaseene me ek alag hi mehak hoti hai mmmmmmmm ( u can see how hungry i am getting as my dick is getting bigger in my pant as i am wiffing ur underarms )

( went to ur right armpit it had some sweat mist there) sluppppppppppppppppppp ( i licked ur right armpit out of no where ) hmmmmmm

Acha temporary... Isase acha apni wife ko hi bulao na...

Dusri wife!!!!! Mai koi wife nahi hu.. ladka hu.. bas ladkiyonke kapde pehen ne ka shauk hai muze...

(When u pulled me) ouuch... Dhire.. ha sungho fir achhese..

Ha roj clean karti hu.. sorry karta hu (corrected karti to karta )

Ahh tumhari breath... Gudgudi hoti hai..(aur mai tumhare chest apna head tikakar shivering karta hu..)

(When u lick) aha satish... Gandhe... Ye kya kiya...(aur mai hasane lagta hu.. aur niche dekhti hu)

(Tabhi muze tumhara land niche feel hota hai.. to bai dar jati hu..) 
ab piche hato na satish.. bas ho gaya..(aur tumhare pakad se chutne ki koshish karta hu)

(Man me khayal ata hai- ye muzase bhi apni armpit lick na karvale... Muze to gandha lagta hai bahut)

(Tabhi mera phone bajta hai.. meri didi ka phone hota hai..) phone aya hai satish.. baat to karne do 2 miniut..

[KaliaPintu]

Acha temporary... Isase acha apni wife ko hi bulao na...

Dusri wife!!!!! Mai koi wife nahi hu.. ladka hu.. bas ladkiyonke kapde pehen ne ka shauk hai muze...

(When u pulled me) ouuch... Dhire.. ha sungho fir achhese..

Ha roj clean karti hu.. sorry karta hu (corrected karti to karta )

Ahh tumhari breath... Gudgudi hoti hai..(aur mai tumhare chest apna head tikakar shivering karta hu..)

(When u lick) aha satish... Gandhe... Ye kya kiya...(aur mai hasane lagta hu.. aur niche dekhti hu)

(Tabhi muze tumhara land niche feel hota hai.. to bai dar jati hu..) 
ab piche hato na satish.. bas ho gaya..(aur tumhare pakad se chutne ki koshish karta hu)

(Man me khayal ata hai- ye muzase bhi apni armpit lick na karvale... Muze to gandha lagta hai bahut)

(Tabhi mera phone bajta hai.. meri didi ka phone hota hai..) phone aya hai satish.. baat to karne do 2 miniut..

( as u told i am ganda aur mere hath se nikalne ki koshish krne chatpatane laga mera loda aur tight hua )

slurrrppp slupppppppppp slupppppppp ( pakadke left aur right baghal chatne laga aur wahaka sweat smell was driving me crazy loda pant ko poke kr eha tha bhot tight ho rha tha)

tujhe ladki ka kapda hi nhi ladki jaise istemal bhi krunga mai 

( as u said phone aya hai i let u loose aur as u picked up the phone peeche se aake hug bhi krta hu ) mmmmmmmmmm ( gardan ka side sungh rha hu ) mmmmmmm 

( hug kr rha tha my palm wrapped around ur belly aur mera tight lund ka tent tere asscheeck pe poke kr rha tha ) 

baat kr le didi se kisne mana kiya mmmmmmm ( tera gardan ka mehak le rha tha)

[Vicky_Riya]

( as u told i am ganda aur mere hath se nikalne ki koshish krne chatpatane laga mera loda aur tight hua )

slurrrppp slupppppppppp slupppppppp ( pakadke left aur right baghal chatne laga aur wahaka sweat smell was driving me crazy loda pant ko poke kr eha tha bhot tight ho rha tha)

tujhe ladki ka kapda hi nhi ladki jaise istemal bhi krunga mai 

( as u said phone aya hai i let u loose aur as u picked up the phone peeche se aake hug bhi krta hu ) mmmmmmmmmm ( gardan ka side sungh rha hu ) mmmmmmm 

( hug kr rha tha my palm wrapped around ur belly aur mera tight lund ka tent tere asscheeck pe poke kr rha tha ) 

baat kr le didi se kisne mana kiya mmmmmmm ( tera gardan ka mehak le rha tha)

(Muze tumhara land niche feel hone laga tha aur chubhne bhi laga tha)

(Jab lick karne lage)- ahhaa... Satish plss.. aisa mat karo.. gudgudi hoti hai.. ahaa..) tumhare pant jo ho raha hai na.. vo sahi nahi hai satish...

Ohh ladki jaise istemal??? Aisa galat mat karna kuch bhi... Mai sab kaam karungi--sorry karunga...


(Jab mai phone par baat kar rahi hoti hu.. aur tum piche se hug karte ho..)--- (ishare se batati hu) 1 min plss...

(Mai dhire dhire se tumhe piche dhakke dekar dur karne ki koshish karta hu..)

(Jab tumhara lund piche chubhta hai)(to mai ulta ghumkar tumhare paas face karke khada hota hu...)

(Aur tumhare lips par haat rakh kar shant rehne ke liye kehti hu)...
Ha didi.. mai badme baat karta hu.. abhi kaam hai...(phone rakh deta hu)

2 min shant nahi baith sakte na... (Dono haat upar karke) ab lick karo jitna karna hai...

[KaliaPintu]

(Muze tumhara land niche feel hone laga tha aur chubhne bhi laga tha)

(Jab lick karne lage)- ahhaa... Satish plss.. aisa mat karo.. gudgudi hoti hai.. ahaa..) tumhare pant jo ho raha hai na.. vo sahi nahi hai satish...

Ohh ladki jaise istemal??? Aisa galat mat karna kuch bhi... Mai sab kaam karungi--sorry karunga...


(Jab mai phone par baat kar rahi hoti hu.. aur tum piche se hug karte ho..)--- (ishare se batati hu) 1 min plss...

(Mai dhire dhire se tumhe piche dhakke dekar dur karne ki koshish karta hu..)

(Jab tumhara lund piche chubhta hai)(to mai ulta ghumkar tumhare paas face karke khada hota hu...)

(Aur tumhare lips par haat rakh kar shant rehne ke liye kehti hu)...
Ha didi.. mai badme baat karta hu.. abhi kaam hai...(phone rakh deta hu)

2 min shant nahi baith sakte na... (Dono haat upar karke) ab lick karo jitna karna hai...

( as u pushed me with ur ass actually aur maja aya mujhe and i spanked u ) chatttttttttttttttttttt ( on ur right asscheeck)

 ( then when u turned and looked at me while u were on phone aur jab ek ungli mere lips pe rakhta hai tab mai kiss krta hu tere finger ko ) ummmmmmmmm 

( i nodded no when u asked ki 2 min shant nhi baith sakte ) 

( as u raised ur hand and showed me ur underarms so that mai chat ke shant ho jau )

( i hold ur hip folds aur dhakka deke deewar pe laga diya aur left armpit chumke chuste hue chatne laga ) umm umm uffff slurpppppppppppppppppppppp luppp luppppppppp 

( fir right armpit pe non stop kissing) umm umm umm umm ummm umm ( then smooching ur right armpit poora sweat miss chus rha tha zaban se) slupp aumm aummm 

( i looked straight at u ) shirt aur pant utaar mera chup chaaap ( my lips amost near to ur lips as if smooch krte krte reh gya)

( my 10 inch bbc was hard as hell inside my pant )

[Vicky_Riya]

( as u pushed me with ur ass actually aur maja aya mujhe and i spanked u ) chatttttttttttttttttttt ( on ur right asscheeck)

 ( then when u turned and looked at me while u were on phone aur jab ek ungli mere lips pe rakhta hai tab mai kiss krta hu tere finger ko ) ummmmmmmmm 

( i nodded no when u asked ki 2 min shant nhi baith sakte ) 

( as u raised ur hand and showed me ur underarms so that mai chat ke shant ho jau )

( i hold ur hip folds aur dhakka deke deewar pe laga diya aur left armpit chumke chuste hue chatne laga ) umm umm uffff slurpppppppppppppppppppppp luppp luppppppppp 

( fir right armpit pe non stop kissing) umm umm umm umm ummm umm ( then smooching ur right armpit poora sweat miss chus rha tha zaban se) slupp aumm aummm 

( i looked straight at u ) shirt aur pant utaar mera chup chaaap ( my lips amost near to ur lips as if smooch krte krte reh gya)

( my 10 inch bbc was hard as hell inside my pant )

(When you spanked) ouchhh... (On call)Kuch nahi didi tum bolo...

(When u kiss my finger).. arreee(dhirese avaj me)..(lekin ungli bahar nahi nikalta)

Shuuu... Satishhh (dhire avaj me)

(Jab diwar par push karke armpit lick karte ho).. ouchhh.. dhire satish.. ahhaa.. (mai machalne lagta hu) aur kitna chatoge...


(Mai andar se dar bhi lag raha tha.. isliye muze aur jyada sweating hone lagi thi)(meri dhadkane bhi tezz ho rahi thi..)

(Jab shirt-pant utarne ke liye kehte ho)- (kampate huye)sirf shirt.... Pant nahi plsss
(Mera face rone jiasa hone laga tha)


(Jab tumhare lips mere lips ke near ate hai) ummm (mai apni aknhe band karke sirf khada rehta hu) 
mai shirt nikalkar deti hu.. deta hu(galtise deti hu aise bolta hu) (niche dekh kar shirt nikalne lagta hu)

[Guy93]

(When you spanked) ouchhh... (On call)Kuch nahi didi tum bolo...

(When u kiss my finger).. arreee(dhirese avaj me)..(lekin ungli bahar nahi nikalta)

Shuuu... Satishhh (dhire avaj me)

(Jab diwar par push karke armpit lick karte ho).. ouchhh.. dhire satish.. ahhaa.. (mai machalne lagta hu) aur kitna chatoge...


(Mai andar se dar bhi lag raha tha.. isliye muze aur jyada sweating hone lagi thi)(meri dhadkane bhi tezz ho rahi thi..)

(Jab shirt-pant utarne ke liye kehte ho)- (kampate huye)sirf shirt.... Pant nahi plsss
(Mera face rone jiasa hone laga tha)


(Jab tumhare lips mere lips ke near ate hai) ummm (mai apni aknhe band karke sirf khada rehta hu) 
mai shirt nikalkar deti hu.. deta hu(galtise deti hu aise bolta hu) (niche dekh kar shirt nikalne lagta hu)

I came to ur face very close ...and u can feel my beathe....this time i take out my toung ...and slightly lick ur lipss ...and said ...ankhe khol dekh muje... giving order to u...

And then i press my lund on ur navel ...and slowly moving with my ass ....aahhhaa