Romance 8th SEMESTER.... By SGP bro xossip (Completed)

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Chapter-44: The Segregation
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Arun se pahli baar meri dosti college me hui thi aur dusari baar yaha Nagpur me...Arun jis din se Nagpur aaya tha,usi din se mujhe maloom tha ki ek din wo haste-muskurate mujhe 'Good bye' kahega aur chala jayega.

Aur aaj 7 din tak Nagpur me rahne ke baad Arun ja raha tha,lekin usne abhi tak mujhe 'Good bye' nahi kaha tha.jab main main aur Varun ,Arun ko railway station tak chhodane ja rahe the tab wo pure raste khud ko bahut cool,bindas dikha raha tha.wo aisa bartaav kar raha tha,jaise ki use mujhse door jane me koyi fark nahi pad raha hai....lekin haqiqat to kuchh aur thi..........
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"Varun ,tu ek kaam kar,jakar TC ko pakad aur Mathura tak ki ticket jugad kar...."Jis Platform par train khadi thi waha pahuchte hee maine Varun se kaha...
"main bhi yahi soch raha tha..."mujhe daant dikhate hue Varun ticket ka jugad karne chala gaya.... Varun ke jaane ke baad maine Arun ki taraf dekha aur bola"dua kar lawde ki ticket ka jugad ho jaye,warna general dibbe me to tu chuda...."
"train me bheed dekhkar mujhe ab aisa lag raha hai ki mujhe yaha aana hee nahi chahiye tha...sala main do hee chizo se darta hoon ,pahla exam ke result se aur dusara train ki bheed se...."
"ro mat,jugad ho jayega...waise tune sahi kaha ki tujhe yaha nahi aana chahiye tha..pure 7 din tak tune mujhe bore kiya...mera dimag khaya..ab jab tu ja raha hai to i am very happy...."
"jyada bolega to yahi par shahid kar dunga....."


"mazak kar raha tha janeman...dil pe mat le, kahi aur le..."
"ghuma ke apne pichhwade me le le...ye dialogue bazi apun se  "ye  bolte  waqt   Arun   ko achanak kuchh yaad aaya aur wo tapak se bola"janta hai be, main jaha kaam karta hoon...waha apne sath walo ko college ke dino ke dialogue maar-maar kar chod deta hoon....abhi kuchh hafto pahle ki baat hai, mere sath join hue ek launda mujhse kisi topic par bahas kar raha tha to maine use kaha ki 'MC, dimag kharab mat kar...warna ek baar lund fek ke marunga to tera pura khandan chud jayega tera'....janta hai uske baad kya hua..."
maine apni gardan do baar na me hila di aur jamhayi lekar Arun ko indirectly batane laga ki main uski bakwas me interested nahi hoon.....
"uske baad se sala mujhse baat hee nahi karta...BC ,chutiya  "
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Iske baad Main chup hee raha lekin Arun ko har do minute ke baad ek daura padta aur wo aisi hee ghisi- piti kahani mujhe suna raha tha....
Main waise to uski bakwas sunna nahi chah raha tha lekin sath me main ye bhi chahta tha ki wo aisi hee baate karke chala jaye...main chahta tha ki wo , wo sab baate na kare jiske baare me main usase baat nahi karna chahta tha....lekin sale ne jate hue aakhirkar meri dukhti nas ko daba hee diya....
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"Arman,yaad hai tune ek baar kaha tha ki tu movie isliye dekhta hai taki yadi teri life me kabhi waisi problem aaye to tu waisi galti na kare jo movie ke characters ne ki thi...."
"kaha tha...to ? "
"phhir tune waisi galti kyun ki..."
"main kuchh samjha nahi..."dusari taraf dekhte hue maine kaha ....
"tujhse achchha kaun samajh sakta hai is baare me....main Esha ke baare me baat kar raha hoon..." "dead topics par main faltu ki discussion nahi karta..."Arun ki taraf dekh kar maine kaha"aur tujhe ye baat jitni jaldi samajh me aayegi utna hee thik rahega...."
"kisi ko nazar andaaz karne se wo khatm nahi ho jati...aur yadi Esha tere liye dead topic hee hai to aaj tak tere mobile me uske dwara teen-teen different language me bole gaye ,i love you...wala video abhi tak kyun hai..."
Arun ne mera muh band kar diya tha ,mujhe ab kuchh nahi soojh raha tha ki usase kya kahu aur main apne hontho ke bheetari bhago ko apne daant se chabane laga....
"tu mujhse gale milkar jyega ya phhir mujhse laat-ghuse khakar...."maine haste hue kaha....
"tu waqt bewaqt situation ke according acting bahut achchhi kar leta hai...lekin mere samne nahi...isliye ab hasna chhod aur jawab de"
"Arun....."kuchh der ruk kar maine aage kaha"ladkiyo ko lekar,mera funda hamesha clear tha ki yadi ladki door ja rahi hai to phhir use pane ke liye apna jee-jaan laga do ya phhir use bhool jao....8th Semester ke baad ,jab Esha meri zindagi se chali gayi to maine dusara rasta chuna...kyunki wahi rasta mujhe aasan laga...lekin....baad me mujhe pata chala ki main 8th Semester ke baad chahe koyi sa bhi rasta chunta ,wo galat hee hota kyunki meri manzil hee galat thi....aur yahi hua..."
"koyi rasta galat nahi hota,Arman..har rasta hume kisi na kisi manzil se jodta hee hai...ab tu apne dusare raste ko hee dekh le, Esha ki jagah tujhe Nisha mil gayi..."
"Nisha....lekin..."
"lekin-vekin kuchh nahi...bas tu apne dil me Nisha ko Esha ki jagah replacement kar de...aur humara profession bhi to wahi hai ki jab kisi machine me koyi part kharab ho jata hai to hum us kharab part ka


shok manane ki bajay ,dusare part se replacement kar dete hai...." "par main koyi machine nahi..."
"abey maan le na ki tu machine hai..thik usi tarah jaise zindagi bhar hum har sawal me 'X' ko mante aaye hai...."
"kafi achchhe-achchhe dialogues marne laga hai tu...."Arun ke samne apne hathiyaar dalte hue maine kaha...
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"tu janta hai...aaj main bahut khush hoon, kyunki maine pahli baar tujhe muh-chodi me hara
diya  lekin main dukhi bhi hoon kyunki Varun abhi tak nahi aaya aur train ki bheed dekhkar mera khoon sookh raha hai...."
"chinta mat kar main Universal donor hoon....blood donate kar dunga tujhe...."
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Arun ne ghadi me time dekha aur udas bhari nigaah mujhpar dali. Train ko chhutane me ab sirf 20 minutes hee baki the ki tabhi paseene se nahaya hua mera rahis dost Varun mujhe platform par aate hue dikhayi diya...

mujhe nahi pata ki Varun ne itni bhag daud kabhi khud ke liye bhi ki hogi ya nahi...lekin wo aaj mere sabse khas dost ke liye idhar se udhar bhag raha tha...tab mujhe laga ki zindagi ki yahi chhoti-chhoti ghatnaye vastav me humari sampatti hoti hai,jise hume kabhi nahi khona chahiye.....

Arun ke liye ticket ka jugad ho gaya tha aur uske jane ke baad jab main aur Varun wapas apne room ki taraf aa rahe the...to Varun ne car drive karte hue mujhse puchha....
"yaar, Seventh semester tak ki kahani to tune suna di...lekin Vibha mam ko to tune abhi tak nahi choda
....sale kitna alsi tha tu  "
"par yahi sach hai...kisi ke pasand karne ya na karne se main apni kahani nahi badalne wala..." "ok baby...8th semester ka thoda introduction de de...bole to trailor dikha de thoda..."
"abhi nahi...pahle main Nisha se milinga aur phhir baad me 8th Semester par pahuchunga....sala dil bahut udas hai,Arun ke jane "


 
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"Varun ek kaam kar..."jab Car colony ke andar ghusi to maine Varun se kaha.... "bolo malik..."
"tu apna mobile mujhe de...kuchh important kaam hai..."
"ghanta important kaam hai...tu jaroor use call karne ke liye mujhse mobile maang raha hai..."
maine socha ki Varun mazak me ghanta-vanta kar raha hai ,isliye mobile lene ke liye maine apna hath uski taraf badhaya ,lekin Varun ne mujhe apna mobile dene ke bajay...mere hath ko door jhadak diya.... "chodu hai kya..."
"mujhe ek artical likh kar kuchh dino me submit karna hai, aur mujhe mere mobile ki jaroorat pad sakti hai..."
"main likh dunga...lekin abhi mujhe apna mobile de..."
"shakal dekhi hai, bada aaya artical likhne wala....beta waha MC, BC ,BKL,MKL nahi likhna hota,jisme tu mahir hai..."
"i can do everything in every field  "
"samjha kar...nahi to mujhe mobile dene me kya problem hoti...."
"problem ye hai ki mera dil udas hai...jo tu nahi samajh raha...mobile de de warna yahi par shahid kar dunga...."
"sorry...."
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"yadi tu mujhe apna mobile dega to tujhe main ye bataunga ki deepika mam abhi kaha hai...aur waise bhi tu apna kaam aadhe ghante baad shuru karega to tujhpar koyi aasman nahi girega....."

R.Deepika ka sahara lete hue maine Varun se kaha,kyunki jab deepika ka topic chal raha tha to Varun deepika mam par kuchh jyada laar tapka raha tha....isliye maine socha ki shayad deepika ke baare me aage janne ki utsukta usase mera kaam kara de...sala main itna hoshiyar kaise hoon

"mujhe koyi fark nahi padta ki R.Deepika is waqt kaha marwa rahi hai...aur waise bhi i love my
profession more than  "
"thik hai Profession Lover, phhir car yahi rok main Kuchh chahal kadmi karke aata hoon....lekin ek baat yaad rakhna ki deepika ke bare me tujhe kabhi kuchh nahi maloom chalega.maine socha tha ki tu ye janne ke liye bekarar hoga ki college se buttkick karke nikali gayi deepika ke sath kya-kya hua...wo kis-kis se mili, usne kaise-kaise kaam kiye...even main tujhe uski bikni me photo tak dikha sakta hoon...khair jab tu interested hee nahi hai to koyi baat nahi,apna kya...kahi na kahi se jugad kar hee lunga.tu nahi to koyi aur sahi..."Car se nikalte waqt berukhi se maine kaha....
meri berukhi aur deepika mam ko dekhne ki Varun ki chah kaam kar gayi....main abhi thodi hee door aage aaya tha ki Varun ne car aage badha kar mere bagal me rok di...
"ab ja na lawde,apna artical pura kar...yaha kya marwane aaya hai..."Varun ko dhikkarte hue maine apna seena tana aur badbadate hue aage badha"jab mobile nahi tha tab bhi launde ,laundiyo se milne jate the...jab unhe koyi dar nahi tha to phhir mujhe kahe ka darr...dayi chod dunga Nisha ke baap ki yadi sala beech me aaya to..."
"oye ruk...."
"chus..."
"Arman ruk be..."


"man to nahi hai tera mobile lene ka lekin jab tu mujhse itni minnate kar hee raha hai to...la de mobile,tu bhi kya yaad rakhega ki kis mahan purush se pala pada tha..."
"maine kab kaha ki main tujhe mobile dene ke liye rok raha hoon...aur sale maine minnat kab ki tere samne...."Car se nikal kar Varun mujhe dhakka dete hue bola....
"beta,main aasman me udti hui chidiya ko dekhkar ye bata sakta hoon ki wo ab kis taraf mudegi...phhir tu chiz hee kya hai...aur yadi tujhe mujhe mobile nahi dena hota to ,mobile tere jeb me hota na ki tere hath me..."
Mere is word war se Varun ne apna mobile wala hath peechhe karte mujhse kaha ki usne mobile time dekhne ke liye nikala tha....
"ye le...iska matlab to yahi hua ki tu Newton ko gravity aur Einstein mahoday ko Relativity padha raha hai,wo bhi Commerce ka hokar....tere hath me bandhi ghadi kya kharab ho gayi hai jo tune time dekhne ke liye mobile nikalne ka kast kiya....ab seedhe se mobile mujhe de aur yaha se chalta ban...bore mat kar..."
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Iske baad Varun ki aur kuchh bolne ki himmat nahi hui, wo mere dwara apni is ghor bejjati par gussa to bahut tha...lekin wo ab jaan gaya tha ki aage kuchh bolne ka matlab ,khud ki aur bhi bejjati karana tha...isliye Varun apne sare gusse ko daru ki tarah pee gaya aur chup chap mobile mujhe dekar car ke andar gaya, car start ki aur slowly-slowly waha se jaane laga.....tabhich maine socha ki jab lapete me ise le hee liya hai to pura nanga kiya jaye...kyunki kya pata dobara aisa mauka kab aaye, isliye maine Varun ke andar ki aag bhadkane ke liye jor se chillaya....
"sun be, khana bana kar rakhna...warna is mahine ki pagar nahi dunga..."
mere in shabdo ne Varun ke tapte jism me ghee ka kaam kiya aur Varun turant jal utha...usne apni car roki aur bahar nikal kar daudte hue mere paas aaya....
"gand me bamboo dalkar ek lakh R.P.M. Ki speed se ghumaunga...."
"aisa kya...le phhir r.p.m. Ka full form bata  ,beta engineer ke sath rahkar koyi engineer nahi ban jata...engineer banne ke liye char saal tak tapna padta hai,tab ye kabiliyat aati hai...tere jaisa commerce subject ka launda ye nahi samajh sakta"bolte hee main waha se bhag khada hua,kyunki mujhe maloom tha ki yadi ek pal aur main waha khada rahta to mera murder ho jata....
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Varun ke paas se khisakne ke baad main Nisha ke ghar se thodi door par aakar ruk gaya aur no. dial kiya.....
maine kayi baar koshish ki ,lekin Nisha thi ki phone uthane ka naam hee nahi le rahi thi,...
"iski to...phhir ise mobile dene ka fayda hee kya hua,jab time pe baat hee nahi honi hai to...."mobile se baat karte hue maine kaha aur call log me jakar Nisha ke number ke number par mobile ki hari batti daba di....lekin natija is baar bhi pahle wala hee raha...ghanti to ja rahi thi lekin meri ghanti(Nisha ) call recieve hee nahi kar rahi thi...iske baad maine 5-6 baar aur try mara aur jab koyi kamyabi nahi mili to kisi thake -hare hue insaan ki tarah Nisha ke ghar ki taraf dekha...to mujhe Nisha ke ghar ke bahar do car khadi dikhayi di aur jaha tak main janta tha ,wo dono car mere sasural walo ki nahi thi...yani ki Nisha ke ghar me koyi bahari aadmi aaya hua tha aur Car dekhkar hee lag raha tha ki sala bahut rahis hoga.....
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ab jab ye clear ho gaya ki Nisha ke ghar me kayi bahari log hai to dimag ne ye bhi theory bana dali ki Nisha ,jaroor unhi logo ke samne hogi ,isiliye wo mera call recieve nahi kar rahi hai....lekin ab sawal ye paida hua ki Nisha ke ghar aaya kaun hai....
shuru me socha ki chalkar Nisha ke ghar ki rakhwali karne wale guard se baato hee baato me puchh liya


jaye,lekin phhir jab dhang ka kuchh nahi sujha to maine apna irada taal diya....
"kahi sala David aur uski family to nahi aayi hai..."eka-ek mere 1400 gm ke bheje me ye khayal kaudha aur phhir ye khayal beet rahe har seconds ke sath prabal hota gaya...
 
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Nisha ke ghar ke bahar khada main ,yahi soch raha tha ki yadi sach me David aur uske pariwar wale hee andar honge to phhir mujhe jald se jald kuchh sochana padega...warna Nisha hath se nikal jayegi... "haan bol dayan...kis par jadu tona kar rahi thi...jo mera phone nahi uthaya..."Nisha ne kuchh samay baad khud mujhe call kiya ,tab main uspar bhadakte hue bola"kaha hai..."
"bathroom me hoon...badi mushkil se call kar payi hoon..." "bathroom me  kya kar reli hai ,hmm"
"shut up..."
"chal thik hai,nahi batana to mat bata ,wo tera personal matter hai...lekin ye bata ki abhi kaun aaya hua hai tere ghar me..."
"tumhe kaise pata chala ki mere ghar me koyi aaya hua hai..."achanak chaukte hue usne apni aawaz tez karke puchha..
"bas aise hee andaza lagaya...kya sach me koyi aaya hai kya..."
"haan...David aaya hua hai aur lunch ke baad wo mujhe shopping ke liye le jane wala hai...."
"David....iski maa ka fill in the blanks...."phone rakhte hue maine aakhiri lafz Nisha se kahe"wishing you a happy married life..."
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Maine mobile gusse se jeb me ghusaya aur seedhe apne room ki taraf badha....mujhe gussa isliye aa raha tha kyunki jis khushi ke sath Nisha ne David ke uske ghar aane aur uske sath shopping par jane ki baat kahi thi...usase mujhe yakin nahi ho raha tha ki ye wahi Nisha hai,jo kuchh din pahle David ka name lekar pareshan ho rahi thi....uski aawaz me jara sa bhi rukhapan nahi tha yani ki David ke aane se wo bahut jyada khush thi....aisa maine socha, lekin haqiqat kuchh aur ho sakti thi,yadi Nisha ne mere call disconnect karne ke baad mujhe return call kiya hota to lekin usne aisa nahi kiya....
Main pure raste bhar Nisha ke return call ka wait karte hue apne room ki taraf badh raha tha aur apne room par bhi pahuch gaya,lekin abhi tak Nisha ne ek bhi return call nahi ki thi....


 
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Waqt ko badalte hue sabne dekha hoga lekin kabhi-kabhi waqt nahi insaan badal jate hai,unki chah badal jati hai,jeene ki vajah badal jati hai....aur ye seedhe humare left side yani ki dil par hamle ke barabar hota hai aur jab aapke dil ke sabse karibi shaks aisa kare to mano dil par kisi ne parmanu hamla kar diya ho.....aisa lagta hai.
ek baar to ye parmanu hamla main jhel chuka tha aur aage bhi jhel sakta tha....lekin ,sala abki baar chutiya banne ka mood nahi hai.
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Room par aaya to aaj pichhale kuchh dino ki tarah Arun bhi nahi tha ,jo gali dekar puchhe ki 'kaha gaya tha lawde...daru laya ya aise hee muh uthakar aa gaya ' .
Akela Varun hee tha aur wo bhi is waqt apna lap top pakde marwa raha tha isliye Varun ko disturb kiye hue bina main seedhe balcony par ja pahucha.Cigarette ki packet ulat-pulat ki lekin packet khali nikli...isliye ab chup-chap hokar balcony me khade rahne ke siwa mere paas koyi dusara rasta nahi tha.... Jab kuchh thanda hua to socha ki kahi main Nisha ko parakhne me jaldbaji to nahi kar raha hoon....ho sakta hai wo kisi aur baat se us waqt khush rahi hogi....
"lekin use kam se kam ek return call to karna hee chahiye....main hota to ek nahi dus return call karta...."Mobile par Nisha ka number dekhte hue main jhallaya....
"ye laundiyo wali harkat mat kar, be A Mard...."maine turant apna hee virodh kiya.....
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jab kuchh aur samay gujara to mujhe khud ki galti dikhne lagi aur mujhe mere andar ki wo burayi nazar aayi ,jo mujhme nahi honi chahiye thi.....Main hamesha se Kabirdas ka fan tha aur unke ek all time favorite dialogue"Kaal Kare So Aaj Kar, Aaj Kare So Ab" par chalta tha...aur isi karan mere andar sabra naam ki chiz nahi thi...apni aadat ke viparit maine ek baar sabra kiya...wo bhi ek din, do din nahi...ek hafte, do hafte nahi...ek mahine ,do mahine nahi...yaha tak ki ek saal ,do saal bhi mere us sabra ke samay seema ke aage kam pad gaye....maine pure char saal tak sabra kiya lekin us sabra ne hee meri achchhi tarah se maar li....tab se Sabra naam ki chidiya mere aas-paas bhi nahi udati.....
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Apne hath me mobile pakde hue main Nisha ke mobile number ko dekh raha tha aur us baat ko aadha ghanta beet jaane ke bawjood abhi tak intezaar hee kar raha tha ki wo mujhe ab call karegi...ab call karegi...
dil ne kaha ki wo nahi karti to tu khud kar le aur meri bechaini ko khatam karde,lekin dimag ne kaha ki 'beta ek baar laundiya ke chakkar me chud chuke ho aur abki baar wala scene bhi kuchh waisa hee ban raha hai...isliye jara sambhal kar aur use hee call karne do...."
Ichchha to bahut ho rahi thi ki abhich mobile ki hari batti do baar daba doon ,lekin phhir socha"jane do,sala apni bhi koyi aaukat hai...khud call karegi to kare...main to ab call hee nahi karunga...."
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Jaise jaise waqt beet raha tha waise-waise mera dimag bhi satak raha tha aur jab pure do ghante tak balcony me khade rahkar Nisha ki call ka intezaar karte rahne ke baad bhi jab udhar se koyi call nahi aaya to maine gusse me Varun ke mobile ko hee switch off kar diya.....

"Arman Sir, jara mera mobile dene ki kripa karenge kya...."

"oh teri...gusse me to main ye bhi bhool gaya ki ye mobile mera nahi balki Varun ka mobile hai..."fatafat mobile on karte hue maine Varun se do minute rukne ke liye kaha aur phhir jakar bistar par uska mobile patak diya.....

"bade krodhit lag rahe ho mahashaya...Nisha se kuchh baat hui kya..."mere is ravaiye par Varun ne chutki li....
"baat hee to nahi hui...."itna bolkar main chup ho gaya...
Varun ne bistar se apna mobile uthaya aur kisi ko call karke kaha ki usne falana artical bhej diya hai...wo jakar check kar le.....uske baad Varun kuchh der tak apni aankh malta raha aur phhir aankh kholkar bola"chal bata deepika ke bare me..."
"mood nahi hai us R.deepika ke baare me baat karne ka..."
"to mood banao shriman...warna hum tumhari khatiya khadi kar denge..." "abey...pahle to tu ye bakchod language me bolna chhod..."
"chal ab nahi bolta....lekin ek baat bata, tujhe kabhi andar se feeling nahi aayi ki tune apne badle ki khatir deepika ka career barbaad kar diya...matlab ki usne jo kiya wo galat tha,main manta hoon...lekin deepika ko college se nikalne ke aalawa bhi to koyi dusara rasta nikal sakta tha...is tarah use badnaam karna aur phhir uski rozi-roti par laat marna ,ye to ek tarah se galat hua na...."
 
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Varun ka sawal jayaj tha lekin mere andar se kabhi ye khayal hee nahi aaya ki maine deepika mam ke sath jo kiya ,wo galat tha....main bola...
"tujhe pata hai, female black spider ki ek khasiyat hoti hai ki wo sambhog ke baad male spider ko kha jati hai aur deepika mam bhi usi black spider ki tarah thi ,jo kisi bhi ladke se chudne ke baad use nigal jati thi....yani ki us ladke ka career barbaad kar deti thi, isliye mujhe kabhi is baat par pachhtawa nahi hua ki maine use buri tarah badnaam karke college se nikala....mere barbaad hone ki beshak hee kayi vajah rahi ho, lekin sabse pahli vajah deepika mam khud thi..."thodi der ruk kar main aage bola"aur waise bhi deepika mam ko meri is harkat se fayda hee hua,kyunki aaj kal wo ek model hai...."
"model  kaha....."
Maine paas me rakhi hui ek magzine ko uthaya aur kayi panne palatne ke baad ek ladki ka photo Varun ko dikhaya ,jo kisi bikni brand ka advertise karne ke liye pose diye hue thi.....
"yahi hai R.Deepika..."
"kya..."mere hath se wo magzine turant chheenkar Varun ne apne hath me liya aur deepika mam ki photo ko upar se lekar neeche tak apni aankho se scan marne ke baad bola"badi dhansu item hai be ye to..."
"college ki no. 1 maal ye pahle bhi thi aur ab bhi hai..." "tab to tu iski fb id bhi janta hoga..."
"jis din isne college chhoda ,usi din isne apni facebook id deactivate kar di...."
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Varun bahut der tak deepika mam ki photo ko takta raha...aur phhir lambi saans lekar bola"chal aage bata..."
Main ab Varun ko apne college ki story suna-suna kar bore hua ja raha tha, isliye maine decide kiya


ki...aaj chahe jo ho jaye.8th Semester ki puri kahani sunakar hee dam lunga...bhale hee raat bhar jagna kyun na pade aur kal subah se apne kaam par jana shuru kar dunga...kyunki mujhe dar tha ki kahi industry wale mujhe nikal na de...isliye maine pahle hee Varun se shart rakhi ki jab tak 8th Semester khatam nahi ho jayega ,wo soyega nahi aur meri is shart par usne hami bhari .....
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"8th Semester ki shuruat jaise hui ,uske do-teen din baad hee hume pata chala ki Vibha janeman...college chhod rahi hai...aur ye mere Vibha ko chodne ke armano par jabarjast prahar tha....jise main bardasht nahi kar sakta tha...."


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Jab ye khabar mujhe mili tab main apne dosto ke sath hostel me tha aur jaise hee ye khabar suni to dil kiya ki khabar sunane wale ko apne hostel ki chhat se ulta latka doon ya phhir direct neeche fek doon.... kayi saal pahle maine ye padha tha ki kisi chiz ko 11.2 kilometer per second ki velocity se upar fekne par wo chiz earth se palayan kar jati hai aur phhir kabhi earth par laut kar nahi aati...isliye is waqt dil to ye bhi kiya ki khabar sunane wale us launde ko 11.2km per second ki raftaar se aasman me fek doon ,jisase wo earth se seedhe palayan kar jaye aur kabhi lautkar na aa paye....lekin main aisa nahi kar paya kyunki ye khabar kisi aur ne nahi balki humare Pandey ji ne sunayi thi....
"khud to hai hee manhoos aur khabar bhi waisi manhooso wali lata hai...sale tu mar kyun nahi jata aur


kitna jiyega...."Vibha se judayi ke gam me maine kaha..
"Kya Arman bhai...main to socha tha ki Vibha ke jaane se aap bahut khush hoge...lekin ye khabar sunkar to aap ulta mujhpar hee baras pade..."
"ise tu khushkhabari kahta hai...sale pure college me ye eklauti ladki thi ,jo mujhse baat karti thi...waise tu khush kyun hai Vibha ke jaane se, usne teri gand mari thi kya..."
"gand hee to maar rahi hai...sali sectional me chod deti hai mere ko..."
"ab uske class me Rajshri khakar baithega to yahi hoga...aur bata bhi raha hai to ab, pahle bataya hota to kuchh jugad bhi jamata, ab to wo ja rahi hai..."
"are hatao Vibha ko aur aaj raat ke daru programme ke baare me baat karte hai...."
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Vibha is pure college ki eklauti aisi ladki thi ,jo mujhse dhang se muskura kar baat karti thi...main kitna bigda hua hoon, kitna badmash hoon...isase use kabhi koyi fark nahi pada...class test, midterm me mere kitne bhi number ho...uske subject me sectional hamesha mujhe badhiya hee mila,isliye Vibha se meri kabhi koyi bahas nahi hui...baki ladke jaha assignment likh-likh kar apne hath pakad lete the ,wahi main har baar sirf apna name likhkar copy jama karta ,lekin ek baar bhi wo kuchh nahi boli....aur to aur facebook me main usase double meaning wali hazaro baate karta tha,kyunki mera dili ichchha thi ki ek din wo bistar par mere neeche ho....lekin mere ye intention incomplete hee rah gaye....
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dusare din main college to pahucha lekin third period me aur tab tak Vibha ki class ja chuki thi aur ye class uski aakhiri class thi....jab college pahucha to dosto ne bataya ki aaj Vibha mam ki class me koyi padhayi nahi hui...wo log pure ek ghante Vibha mam se sirf hansi mazak karte rahe aur class ke end me sabhi laundo-laundiyo ne Vibha mam ko unki aage ki life ke liye all the best kaha ,jiske baad Vibha ne bhi puri class ko all the best kaha.....sala main hee is mauke pe chauka marne se rah gaya, yadi kal raat daru nahi pee hoti to....khair ab pachhtaye hot kya ,jab chidiya chug gayi khet aur waise bhi I LOVE DARU MORE THAN GIRLS....
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"kya soch raha hai be Arman...chal Canteen se aate hai..."lunch hone ke baad bhi jab main apni jagah par baitha raha to Arun bola...
"kuchh nahi,bas Vibha janeman ke baare me soch raha hoon....mere paas full mauka tha use patane ka,lekin main to lund hilata raha...kabhi try hee nahi kiya aur aaj jab wo ja rahi hai to ekdum kharab lag raha hai...ab class me wahi badsurat teacher rahenge,jinki surat dekhte hee padhne ka man nahi karta..."
"chal canteen me first year ki laundiyo ko tadte hai...is baar to puri miss india aa gayi hai college me..." "Wo sab chhod aur ye bata ki Vibha is waqt kaha hogi ,tere hisab se..."
"is waqt...."andaza lagate hue Arun bola"mechanical department me hogi aur kaha hogi..."
"ek kaam kar tu ja, main aaj canteen nahi ja raha....Vibha se milkar aata hoon..."Vibha se milne ka irada karke main apni jagah se utha ,to Arun ne mera kandha pakad kar mujhe wapas baitha diya...
"tujhe lagta hai ki wo tujhse milegi...abey lodu ,wo is waqt mechanical department me hogi...aur waha apne sare khadoos teacher honge..."
"to kya hua..."
"to kya hua.....beta tu mechaniclal department me to usase baat kar nahi payega isliye tu use bahar aane ke liye hee kahega...aise me wo sale ,MC teachers pakka kuchh na kuchh galat samajh lenge....jate-jate to use badnaam mat kar..."
"tu hoshiyari mat chod aur ja apna kaam kar...mujhe maloom hai ki kya karna hai, bada aaya mujhe


salah dene wala..."
"marwa phhir...mujhe kya..."bolkar Arun turant class se bahar nikal gaya...aur main mechanical department ki taraf badha....
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waise to kuchh der pahle maine Arun ko gali dekar bhaga diya tha,lekin usne sahi hee kaha tha ki department me jakar Vibha ko seedhe bahar bulana ,khatarnak sabit ho sakta tha...isliye main apne department ke bahar jakar rook gaya aur Vibha ke mobile par ek messege tapka diya ki mujhe usase milna hai....
Mere messege karne ke 10 minute baad tak jab Vibha mechanical department se bahar nahi nikli to maine ye maan liya ki ab wo bahar nahi aayegi ,isliye main wapas jane ke liye muda...lekin tabhi peechhe se Vibha janeman ne mujhe aawaz di....
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"mujhe laga nahi ki aap aaogi...isliye wapas ja raha tha..."Vibha ko bahar dekh main uski taraf badha... "lunch me busy thi...ab free hoon,bolo kya baat hai..."
"aaj badi dhansu lag rahi ho....bole to you are looking beautiful..."
Meri is tarif bhare shabdo ka Vibha ne koyi jawab nahi diya jabki aam taur par ladkiya apne liye aise word sunkar samne wale ko smile ke sath thanks kahti hai...lekin Vibha mam ki apni hee ek khas aadat hai ,jo ye ki main jab bhi use khubsurat kahta tha to uska muh aise ban jata tha jaise maine uski tarif nahi balki bejjati ki hai...khair ye humara personal matter hai...tum logo ko involve hone ki jaroorat
nahi
"dil se bol raha hoon mam ki you are looking so beautiful...ab to ja rahi ho ,kam se kam jate-jate to thanks bol "
"thanks...lekin tumne abhi tak ye nahi bataya ki mujhse ,tumhe aisi kaun si baat karni thi..."
Vibha ke ye kahte hee main soch me pad gaya...kyunki main ye soch ke hee nahi aaya tha ki Vibha se mujhe kya baat karni hai...isliye main waha khada rahkar kuchh der tak to idhar-udhar jhakta raha aur phhir bola "yaha se kahi door chale  "
"chalo..."
"kya..."mere sath chalne ke uske jawab se main thoda nervous sa ho gaya...kyunki mujhe abhi tak samajh nahi aaya tha ki Vibha se actually main baat kya karu ?
hum dono waha se door aaye aur phhir ek jagah jakar Vibha rook gayi aur meri taraf dekhne lagi....jisase main aur bhi nervous ho gaya...mere andar is waqt saukado toofan utha hua tha ,jo shabdo ke roop me mere andar se bahar nikalkar Vibha ke kano tak jana chahta tha....is waqt mere andar kayi khayalat aa rahe the, jaise ki Vibha ko 'i love you' kahna ya phhir 'i want to fuck you' kahna....lekin in sabhi ke beech maine wo topic chheda jiski ummid na to Vibha ko thi aur na hee mujhe....wo to bas ek second ke andar hee mere dil me aaya aur maine kah diya....
"Sidar ko to janti hee hongi...bole to wahi apne MTL bhai..."bolne ke sath hee mere andar ek dukh ka anubhav hua...aur aisa hee kuchh-kuchh reaction Vibha ka bhi tha...
"use kaun nahi janta...lekin Sidar ke baare me mujhse kya baat karni hai...hum dono to kabhi dost tak nahi the...."
"exactly...ise ke baare me to baat karni hai...."Vibha ki aankho me aankhe gadate hue main bola"unhone mujhse kaha tha ki wo aapse...matlab...wo ,aapse..."
"pyar karta tha...."mere aadhure vakya ko pura karte hue Vibha ne kaha"lekin maine to usase kabhi pyar nahi kiya...."


"wahi to puchhane aaya hoon ki kyun nahi kiya...koyi khas dushmani thi kya unse..."
"jisase dushmani na ho ,iska matlab ye to nahi hota ki usase pyar kiya jaye....aur waise bhi ab wo nahi hai to is baare me baat karne ka koyi fayda nahi....main chalti hoon..."
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"ye kya kar diya  ye to naraz ho gayi..."Vibha ko waha se jate dekh main khud par cheekha aur tej kadmo ke sath aage badhte hue Vibha ke thik samne khada ho gaya....
"sorry...waise main ye puchhane aaya tha ki yaha se ja kab rahi ho...mera matlab train kitne baje ki hai..."
"tumhe kaise pata ki main train se  "
"ab plane se to jaogi nahi aur Rajasthan tak yaha se koyi bus jati nahi...isliye jaogi to train se hee...ab batao kitne baje ki train hai..."
"11:30 PM....lekin ye kyun puchh rahe ho..."
"bas aisich general knowledge ke liye...kya pata Indian Engineering service(IES) ke exam me ye question aa jaye  "
"to main chalu..."
"ja aish kar..." "sudharoge nahi tum..."
"koyi sudharne wali mili nahi...warna bande hum utne bigde hue bhi nahi the...aap try maar sakti ho  "

"apna ye jadu uspar chalaya karo,jispar chalta ho....aur haan ,yadi raat ko railway station aa rahe ho to 11 baje pahuch jana....kuchh important kaam hai...mujhe aane me thoda bahut late ho jayega to waha se bhag mat jana,mera intezaar karna....ab samne se hato..."

"janeman, intezaar to hum sirf do chiz ka karte hai...pahla 'Pirates of the Caribbean' ke next part ka aur dusara Sachin  ki batting ka...."goggles lagate hue maine kaha"isliye time par pahuch jana  "
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Vibha se milne ke baad maine time dekha to maloom hua ki recess khatam hone me ab bhi 20 minute baki the aur pet me bhookh ke mare jo khalbali machi hui thi uske baad to sirf canteen hee ekmatra sahara tha...isliye main Canteen ki ore chal pada...Pet me bhookh ke karan machi khalbali ke aalawa ek aur karan tha,jiski vajah se main canteen ja raha tha...wo karan ye tha ki last semester se college ke kuchh ladko ne apna ek alag group bana liya tha...jo aaye din kisi na kisi ko pelte rahte the...mujhe Pandey ji ne iski information kuchh din pahle hee di thi aur ye bhi kaha tha ki wo recess ke waqt pura time canteen me rahte hai....isliye Canteen me jakar us group ko thik karna tha aur waise bhi jab se maine apne charo plan ko deactivate kiya hai,tab se main jab chahu,jise chahu, jaha chau...thok sakta hoon...

[Samrock19797]

Chapter-45:A corner of the past
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Mere charo plans mere sath lagbhag ek saal tak rahe ,jiska natiza ye hua tha ki mera CPI jo 4th semester ke baad 7.6 tha wo ab 7.9 tak aa pahucha tha aur Seventh Semester ke result ke baad to mujhe puri ummid thi ki mera CPI 8.0 pointer touch kar jayega ya phhir 8.O ko cross kar jayega....5th Semester me camp ke baad maine ek simple ,sharif life gujari thi...jisme na to koyi maar-dhad thi aur na hee koyi laundiyabazi....meri us simple and sharif si life me sirf ek burayi thi jise main door nahi kar paya tha aur wo thi meri daru peene ki aadat, jo ab bhi barkarar hai.....
5th Semester se jaha mere CPI upar chadhne shuru hue ,wahi mere khas dosto ka haal pahle jaisa hee raha...Arun ne thodi ,bahut progress to ki lekin wo 7.5 tak hee atka hua tha..Saurabh 7.2 me tha aur is beech ek saal me Sulabh ke points par jordar girawat hui...pahle jaha uska CPI 8.3 ke karib tha wo ab neeche ludhak kar 7.7 par aa pahucha tha....hum log kabhi aapas me padhayi ki baat nahi karte the
,isliye mujhe Sulabh ke is ghatiya perfomance ka exact reason to nahi maloom...lekin jaha tak meri


samajh jati hai,uske anusar...Megha se din ba din badhta hua Sulabh ka pyar iska reason ho sakta tha....jo bhi ho apne group me to main hee topper tha
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Mere plans mujhme achchhi-khasi progress kar rahe the ,jisase meri image college me bahut had tak sudhar gayi thi...aur to aur ek hee semester me mere dwara 12 subjects clear karne wale karname ko college ke bigde ladke inspiration ke taur par lete hai  . Mere charo plans ke sath meri bahut achchhi pat rahi thi lekin kuchh dino pahle jab main Seventh Semester ki chhutti ke baad ghar gaya tha to maine ek din ,raat ke waqt socha ki mujhe 8th Semester ke baad kya karna hai....apne future ke isi jhamele me main us raat lagbhag kayi ghante tak ulajhata raha....mere sath Google Maharaj bhi the ,lekin tab bhi mujhe is uljhan se nikalne me kayi ghante lag gaye...jiske baad maine apna ek lakshya decide kiya ,jiski taiyari mujhe 8th Semester ke baad karni thi....isliye maine turant apne sabhi plans ko alwida kaha aur apne purane josh ke sath college me entry mari....
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Varun aur Gautam ,ye do aise launde the...jo mere ateet me apni ek ghatiya si chhap chhod kar ja chuke the...jab main fifth semester me tha tab Varun college se gaya aur mere seventh Semester me aate-aate tak Gautam ne bhi apni degree puri kar li aur college se chalta bana....Varun aur Gautam dono local launde the isliye mahine-do mahine me apni gand marwane aur rola jhadne college tapak hee padte the....in dono ke college se jane ke baad mujhe bahut hee benefit hua..kyunki College me ab mere samne sar uthane wala koyi nahi bacha tha,siway kuchh hafte pahle bane ek naye group ko chhodkar....kul-milakar kaha jaye to ab pure college par meri badshahat thi aur fourth year me aate hee maine sabse pahle ragging ko roka...shuru me plan to tha ki pure college me senior ladko ko dara- dhamka kar ragging band karwa doon...lekin baad me ye badi aafat sabit hui...isliye phhir maine sirf apne mechanical branch me ragging rukwayi....maine second year se lekar fourth year tak ke class me jakar sabko sakht warning di thi ki koyi bhi ladka ya ladki first year ke students ko nahi pakdega....aur aisa hua bhi....
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Varun aur Gautam ke jaane ke baad sirf ek kaanta aisa tha jo mujhe chubhta tha aur wo kaanta thi R.Divya...Mujhe hamesha se hee Divya ko dekhkar jaane kyun aisa lagta tha ki wo sali bhootni mere khilaf jaroor koyi na koyi shadyantra rach rahi hai....lekin 8th Semester ke aate-aate tak ab main R.Divya ko jyada serious nahi leta tha...kyunki yadi sach me Divya mere khilaf kuchh soch rahi hoti to ab tak koyi na koyi kand ho hee jata ,jo ki nahi hua tha....
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Yun to Divya kabhi mere samne kuchh nahi bolti thi lekin mujhe hamesha se yahi lagta ki wo Esha ko mere khilaf bhadka rahi hai...kyunki pichhale ek saal me main aur Esha farewell aur welcome party ke dauran kitni hee baar aamne-samne aaye...lekin har baar wo chandalin Divya uske sath rahti aur uske kaan me kuchh kahti...jiske baad Esha mujhe aise ignore marti jaise ke railway station me do anjaan aadmi ek-dusare ko ignore marte hai....Esha aur mere beech mere dwara Gautam ki thukayi se jo chuppi thi ,wo ab tak bani hui thi...reason wahi tha ki...na to wo shuruat karti aur main shuruat karu ,ye ho nahi sakta.......
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ek aur bada changes humare is final semester ke pahle hua ,wo ye ki humare hostel ka warden badal gaya...aur jo naya warden humare hostel me aaya wo apni tarah ki fitrat ka tha...matlab ki wo purane wale warden ki tarah har waqt rules and regulations ki baat na karke rum aur whisky ki baat karta tha....kul milakar humari life me pichhale ek saal se kuchh khas nahi hua tha...humare friends circle me


sirf sulabh hee aisa tha jisne maal patayi thi baki bache hum charo (main,Arun,Saurabh aur Pandey ji ) Ke real life aur fb profile par ab bhi single relationship chhapa hua
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Vibha se milkar main canteen ki taraf badha aur waha pahuchte hee maine Arun,Saurabh ko dhoondha lekin dono waha se lapata the...isliye main canteen me jakar ek table par chup-chap baith gaya aur bhookh se tilmilate apne pet ko shant karne ke liye canteen wale ko order de diya....
College me jis naye gang ki baat Rajshri Pandey kar raha tha , yadi wo is waqt canteen me maujood hote to unse mulaqat karne ka ye mera pahla mauka hota....main un laundo se isliye bhi milna chahta tha kyunki unhone pichhale hafte hee city me rahne wale first year ke ek ladke ko mara tha,jiski information mujhe pandey ji ne hee di thi....
main jab tak apna pet bharta raha tab tak Canteen me sab kuchh normal hee raha lekin jab main apna bill pay karne counter par gaya to tabhi puri canteen me kuchh ladke taliya baja-baja kar jor se hasne lage....ab ye to fact hai ki jab koyi aisi bakchodo wali harkat karega to sabki nazar usi par jayegi...isliye us waqt mere sath-sath canteen me mauzood sabhi students ki aankhe unhi ladko par tik gayi...jo ek ladki par hans rahe the....baad me mujhe pata chala ki un laundo ne apna jhootha pani us ladki ke glass me daal diya tha aur phhir uska mazak uda rahe the....
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"aap log kuchh bolte kyun nahi inhe..."counter par baithe hue shaks ki taraf apne bill ke paise sarkate hue maine kaha...
"ab ek do baar ki baat ho to ,hum kuchh kare bhi...lekin ye to har din ka natak hai...do din pahle yahi ladke canteen me kaam karne wale ek ladke se lad pade the aur use do-teen hath bhi jama diye..." "Principal ke paas shikayat kyun nahi ki aapne..."
"are bhai...apne ko khana-kamana bhi hai...kaun panga le in ladko se...garam khoon hai na jaane humara kya nuksaan kar baithe..."
"bill bharte hai wo ladke ya phhir aise hee free fokat me khate hai..."

"unke baap ka raaz hai kya...jo mufat me khayenge..."counter ke paas canteen me hee kaam karne wala ek aadmi khada hote hue jhallaya...."tumko to char saal se dekh rahe hai...kuchh bolte kyun nahi inhe..." "duniya badi zalim hai mere bhai...free me koyi kuchh nahi karta...mere bill ke paise wapas karo to main abhi ek minute me inhe thik kar doon...."

"ab kya pet pe laat maroge bhai...chalo ek kaam karna,kal paise mat dena...."
"okay baby...."maine goggles apne aankho me lagaya aur wahi counter ke paas khada hokar sochane laga ki mujhe kya karna chahiye....
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is dauran waha unke paas ek aur ladka aaya , jisne paas ke ek ladke ko zameen me girakar uski chair kheench li aur shaan se baith gaya....jo ladka zameen par gira tha ,uspar sab hans rahe the,siway us ladki ke ,jiske glass me un laundo ne jhootha pani dala tha....
.wo ladka jo zameen par gira tha wo dusare pal hee sharmindagi ke karan apna sar jhukaye hue khada hua aur aankho me aansu liye canteen se bahar gaya...

Goggle lagaye hue main dheere-dheere unki taraf badha aur jis ladke ne abhi ek ladke ko neeche giraya tha uske sar par peechhe se ek jordar chata mara aur jab gusse se wo peechhe muda to collar pakad kar use maine zameen par gira diya....

"sorry dosto....mujhe ek chair chahiye thi,isliye aisa karna pada...anyway Myself Arman........name to suna hee hoga  "

[Samrock19797]

 
Chapter-46:Warfare Comes to End~the beginning of Love
Update-177 :

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Main unke hee table par unhi me se ek ko neeche zameen par gira kar baitha...us gire hue launde ko milakar wo paanch the aur ab canteen me mauzood sabhi log unki baat par hasne ki bajay unpar hans rahe the....jis ladke ko maine neeche giraya tha wo gusse se ubalte hue mere bagal me hee khada ho gaya....baki bache char launde apne krodh ko dabaye hue chup-chap baithe the....


Maine unlogo ko mujhe andar hee andar galiya dete hue socha ki salo ko pelkar seedhe waha se bhaga doon lekin phhir khayal aaya ki apne hee college ke launde hai isliye is baar jane deta hoon...
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"tum logo ke group me sirf paanch hee hai ya koyi aur bhi pahalwan hai..."paancho ki taraf dekhte hue maine kaha"ek final year ka hai,ek third year ka hai...do launde second year ke lag rahe hai...aur is lullu ko pahli baar dekh raha hoon...tu first year se hai kya be..."

"h...haan..."
"ye tere samne plate me jo samosa aur chatni rakha hai wo jootha hai kya..." "nahi..."pahle ki tarah is baar bhi us first year wale ne ek word me hee jawab diya....
"to ek kaam kar beta, chup chap nikal aur phhir kabhi canteen me dikha to tujhe samosa aur chatni banakar pure canteen me batunga...ab chal bhag yaha se.."
Mere kahne ke bawjood bhi wo first year wala launda wahi baitha raha aur apne gang ke baki members ki taraf is aas se dekhne laga ki uske seniors mujhe kuchh jawab denge.....
"koyi baat nahi...aaram se baithkar aapas me salah mashvara kar lo ki aage kya karna hai...tab tak main samosa khata hoon...aur ekdum relax hokar sochana ,kyunki samosa dakarne ke baad main relax nahi hone dunga...."bolte hue maine samne table par rakhi plate uthakar apne samne rakh li.....
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Canteen me eka ek jabarjast shanti chha gayi aur sabki nazar humare taraf aa tiki...jiske karan yadi wo ladke chup chap uthkar waha se jate to unki ghor bejjati hoti...isliye unhone bhi apna thoda dam dikhana shuru kar diya....unme se final year me jo tha usne mujhse kaha ki main baat ko aage na badhau aur chup chap waha se chala jaun.....
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Main is dauran kuchh nahi bola aur nasta karne ke baad apna muh saaf kiya aur first year ka ek ladka jo unme mauzood tha use ghuma ke ek hath mara....
"chal beta ab nikal...abhi tu first year me hai aur abhi se itne tevar...chup chap kat le idhar se warna agli baar seedhe gyroscope sar par de marunga...."
Apni ijjat sabke samne neelaam karwakar first year ka wo launda utha aur waha se chalte bana....uske baad maine apna goggle utarkar table par rakh diya aur bola...
"maine use warn kiya tha lekin usne socha ki tum akhand chutiye uski koyi help kar sakoge.khair koyi baat nahi,hota hai aisa...waise kisi mahan aadmi ne kaha hai ki Suaro se ladne ke bajay unhe seedhe maar dena chahiye kyunki yadi aap unse ladoge to isme use maja bhi aayega aur aap badnaam bhi honge.....lekin main thoda aur mahan hoon isliye tum suaro ko ek aur mauka deta hoon ,chup chap yaha se nikal jao aur college me shanti ka vatavaran banaye rakho warna aaj ke baad jis din bhi tum me se koyi apni aukat se bahar aaya to usi din tum log college se ghar nahi balki humare world famous khooni ground par jaoge....aage tum logo ki marzi ,kyunki agle 5 minute me hostel se 100 launde yaha aane wale hai...."
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Iske baad unme se koyi kuchh nahi bola aur apne jabdo ke beech friction late hue waha se chale gaye....un logo ke jaane ke baad main wapas usi table par baitha aur jis ladki ke glass me un laundo se jootha pani dala tha use apne paas bulaya....
wo ladki first year ki hee thi aur jab maine use apne paas bulaya to uske andar dar aur jhijhak ka adhbhut combination tha....dikhne me to wo koyi average ladki thi ,lekin uske andar ki darr aur jhijhak ne mujhe smile karne par mazboor kar diya....
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"chal baith aur apna intro de..."us ladki ko baithne ka ishara karte hue maine kaha... "tha...tha...thanks ,Sir...."baithne ke baad wo boli...
"ye Shahrukh wali style mujhe chidhane ke liye kar rahi hai ya Shahrukh ki fan hai..." "wo...wo to bas..bas thoda...thoda..."
"rahne de ek saal nikal jayega tere bolte-bolte tak...apna intro de..."
"Intro...ok...Sir,myself Aradhna Sharma, son of Mr. Krishnabihari Sharma aaannnd i am from Sagar,M.P. aaannnnd...."
"Aradhna Sharma..."use beech me hee maine roka aur kaha"dobara yadi kabhi koyi pareshan kare to is ummid me mat rahna ki Arman sir,tumhe wapas bachane aayenge...good luck aur ye to sirf shuruat hai..."
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Miss. Aradhna Sharma par apna raub jhadkar main waha se utha aur canteen se bahar jaane laga ki tabhi maine dekha ki Esha aur Divya ek table par apni kuchh friends ke sath baithi hui hai...isliye maine apne collar upar kiye aur canteen wale ko hath dikhakar jara tez aawaz me bola...
"koyi aur problem ,chhotu...yadi hogi to mujhe mail kar dena main dekh lunga...."
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Canteen se bahar aate hee meri takkar Kallu kanghi chor se hui...
"sala apni to kismat hee kharab hai...jaha baki launde ladkiyo se takrate hai,waha main takraya bhi to us kallu se. Apni to kismat me hee jaise grahan laga hua hai..."
Maine kallu ko do teen galiya baki aur waha se class ki taraf badha....
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ab mujhe full aazadi mil gayi thi aur apna naya warden bhi apne hee kism ka tha ,isliye humara room har raat beer bar ban jata tha,jaha se sharab aur beer ki nadiya..,cigarette ke dhue ke sath bahti thi....jisme pura hostel dubki lagata tha...us raat beer aur sharab ki nadi me dubki marne ke chakkar me main ye bhool baitha ki mujhe raat ko 11 baje railway station Vibha mam se milne jana hai...iski sudh mujhe tab hui jab raat ko 12 baje Vibha mam ne mujhe khud phone kiya....ab jab main daru peekar tun tha to mere muh se ant-shant nikalna to jaroori hee tha...lekin phhir bhi maine Vibha ki call recieve ki....
"main janti thi ki tum nahi aaoge..."
"i love you, janeman...tu kah de to abhich tere vaste apna private plane lekar aa jaun...bol ,kya bolti hai...aaun..."
"fuck you..."
"mera bhi kuchh yahi irada hai...double fuck you...ab phone rakh, next peg lene ka time ho rela hai...sali baboochad kahi ki,"
Us call ke dauran mere aur Vibha ke beech jo baat-chit hui,wo humari aakhiri baat-chit thi...uske baad Vibha Rajasthan gayi aur maine jab bhi uska number try kiya to uska number har baar switched off hee aaya...
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uske dusare din subah-subah mujhe ek aur call aaya ,jisne mere raato ki neend nahi,balki din ki neend haram kar di....
"suno mister...yadi is number par dobara call kiya to one zero zero dial karke tumhare khilaf F.I.R. Karwa dungi..."mere call uthate hee dusari taraf se kisi ladki ne mere sar par danda mara....


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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"F.I.R. , ye kya lafda hai yar..."kaan se mobile hatakar maine apne aankho ke samne kiya , number new tha...
"dekhiye kahi aapko koyi galatfahmi to nahi ho rahi...kyunki maine to kisi ko call nahi kiya..." "mujhe kya andha samajh rakha hai...kal raat se lekar abhi tak me duso call aa chuke hai tumhare
number se....aur har baar tumne rubish language ka istemaal kiya hai..."dusari taraf wali ladki mujhpar aur bhadakte hue barsi....
"ek minute....main jara check karke batata hoon..."bolte hue maine apne mobile ki call history check ki,jiske anusar mere mobile se last call kal ka tha ,jab maine apne ghar par baat ki thi....maine wapas mobile ko apne kaan me lagaya aur ekdum pyar se bola"dekhiye ,mere mobile ke call history me to aapka number nahi hai...jaroor aapko galatfahmi hui hogi..."
"are maine kaha na...ki is number se dus call kal raat mere number par aaye the...main to F.I.R. Karwane ja rahi hoon...."
"ek...ek minute...rukiye to jara..."F.I.R. ka name sunkar meri puri tarah fat padi....
kyunki aisa hee ek case mere ek dost ke sath hua tha..hua kuchh ye tha ki ek baar wo apne kisi dost ka mobile number save kar raha tha to galti se apne dost ke mobile number ke kuchh digit usase galat type ho gaye aur finally jo number save hua wo uske dost ka na hokar kisi unknown ladki ka tha....ab baat yaha se shuru hui. Mera wo dost ,apne mobile par saved us number par adult messeges bheja karta tha,ye sochkar ki ye messege uske dost ke paas ja rahe hai...wo bhi din me taqriban 10-12 messeges..aur phhir ek din use security officer station se phone aaya,jisme use security officer walo ne dhamki di ki wo security officer station me aaye warna uske khilaf F.I.R. darj kar di jayegi....ab mere us dost ki charo taraf se fati ,jaise abhi meri fati


padi thi aur mera wo dost jaha rahta tha,waha se 200 kilometer door ,dusare shahar ke us security officer station me gaya...jaha uske khilaf complain hui thi. Jab mera dost waha pahucha to security officer walo ne us ladki ko bhi bulaya ,jiske number par mere masoom se dost ne adult messege bheje the....aur phhir baad me ye khulasa hua ki mere dost ne number save karte waqt kuchh digit ko type karne me galti kar di thi....usne ye baat security officer ko batayi lekin security officer nahi mani aur mere us dost ko khamkha 10,000 ka jurmana bharna pada....
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aur ab yahi dar mujhe bhi sata raha tha ki kahi yahi sab mere sath na ho jaye,warna khamkha mujhe bhi fine bharni padegi..lekin jab maine call kiya hee nahi kisi ko to phhir ye laundiya mujhpar kyun bhadak rahi hai....kahi kal daru ke nashe me Arun logo ne to ye bakloli nahi ki aur phhir mujhe pata na chale isliye number mita diya hoga.....ya phhir ye laundiya mujhe chodu to nahi bana rahi...
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"hello...to main kya karu..."wo ladki phhir mujhpar cheekhi...
"do minute aap,hold kar sakti hai kya...main apne dost se puchh leta hoon ki kahi usne to call nahi kiya...please..."
"okay...okay, "
"thanks..."
bolkar maine customer care ko call kiya aur apne last three calls ki details mangi aur jo baat mere samne aayi ,wo ye ki mere number se last call kal ka tha...yani ye laundiya jo bahut der se f.i.r. -f.i.r. Kar rahi thi...usne ya to galti se mera number dial kar diya tha,ya phhir mere maje le rahi thi...iski maa ka
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"oh ,hello...janeman..." "ye kya badsaluki hai..."
"dekho babes....aawaz neeche karke baat kar,warna main tere khilaf F.I.R. darj karwa dunga ki tu subah- subah ek rahis, sharif aur bhavi engineer ko call karke dhamka rahi hai...."
"ye to ulti hee baat hui ki...pahle khud raat bhar call karke rubish language me baat karo aur phhir subah ulta dhamkiya do..."
"maine tujhe call kiya ? Abey main apne baap ko call nahi karta to phhir tujhe kya khakh call karunga...chal phone rakh de,warna aise bajaunga ki zindagi bhar bajti rahegi...."apna gala phhadte hue maine call disconnect kiya aur mobile door patak diya....
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"kya hua ,Arman bhai....ye subah-subah kise baja rahe ho..."mere kano me Rajshri Pandey ki aawaz padi....
maine room me charo taraf dekha ,lekin pandey ji kahi dikhayi nahi diye,
"ye kahi mere kaan to nahi baj rahe...mujhe abhi aisa laga ki Rajshri ne mujhse baat ki..." "are itthe dekho,Arman bhai...itthe..."
"lawda phhir mera kaan baja...."
"are kaan nahi baj raha, main bistar ke neeche pada hoon..."Pandey ji ne ek baar phhir mujhe aawaz lagayi...
"tu sale, Pandey...yaha mere bed ke neeche kya kar raha hai...nikal bahar, bose dk...."
bolne ke sath hee maine pandey ji ka pair pakda aur ghaseet kar bistar ke neeche se bahar kiya...
mera pura room bikhra pada tha , mere room ki halat aise thi ,jaise kal raat yaha chori ho gayi ho...aur to aur is waqt Arun ,Saurabh ka bhi kahi ata-pata nahi tha....
Rajshri Pandey ko bed ke neeche se ghaseet kar bahar nikalne ke baad main wahi uske paas baith gaya


aur usase Arun aur Saurabh ke baare me puchha....
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"jab aap so gaye the tab wo dono maal chodne gaye the...lagta hai wapas nahi aaye...aur sunao kya haal hai..."
"ekdum ghatiya haal hai aur ye bata ye rubish language ka matlab kya hota hai..."
"agar itna hee pata hota to main aaj yaha nahi balki MIT ya Oxford university me hota...aap bhi na Arman bhai,kamal karte ho..."
"chal thik hai aur yaha se jaane ke pahle pura room saaf karke jana warna bahut chodunga..."
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waha se uthkar main nahane pahucha aur nal kholkar apna sar thande pani ke neeche kiya, jiske karan mera sar kuchh halka hua....
"ye laundi kaun thi,iski maa ka...sali ne to ek pal ke liye dara hee diya tha....yadi mere college ki hoti to chut fadkar pura college uske andar ghusa deta...sali MC  BKL"
Daru ka asar college jate waqt bhi tha...college jate waqt mera thobda aise murjhaya hua tha jaise abhi kuchh der pahle kisi ne mujhe pakad kar do char hath jama diye ho...
"aaj se daru band..."ek sau ekkisawi baar jhooth bolte hue maine khud se kaha aur class ke andar ghusa...
ab jab din ki shuruat hee itni confusion bhari rahi ho to baki ka din kaise achchha jane wala tha...upar se humare mechanical department ki ladkiyo ki shakal dekhkar to nobel puraskar jeetne wale bande ka bhi khushi se jhoom utha hua mood kharab ho jaye...sali ek to akhand kali upar se kisi khoon peene wale jaanwar ki tarah daant aur jab wo mujhe dekhkar muskurati thi to dil karta ki apna sar apni desk par de
patku ki kyun maine uski taraf dekha..kyun
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shuru ke do period maine shant gujare aur teesare period me mere dosto ki entry hone ke baad main kuchh relax hua....
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"kyun be Arun, mujhe Rajshri pandey ne bataya ki tum log kal raat randi chodne gaye the ,sale kutto..."chalti hui class ke beech me maine khis-pish ki....
"to isme kya bura kiya...lekin sali koyi chodne ko mili nahi..." "kyun...sab sudhar gayi kya.."
"sudhari nahi...MC ,sab din bhar chut marwa-marwa ke thak kar so gayi thi aur jab raat ke 1 baje hum dono ne unka darwaja khatkataya to saliyo ne maa-bahan ki galiya dete hue hume waha se bhaga diya..."
"isiliye....isiliye main randi chodne nahi jata hoon...salo kuchh to level rakho apna..." "kahe ka level be....seedhe-seedhe bol na ki tera lund khada nahi hota hai..."
"no babes...aisa nahi hai, mera lund jab khada hota hai to jitna bada tu hai,utna bada hota hai...lekin wo kya hai na ki ' i don't like that choot which connect with my lund due to money'...."
"rahne de...sab maloom hai mujhe, tabhi deepika randi ne achchhe se chusaya tha third semester me...muh mat khulwa mera,warna..."
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"tum dono khud bahar jaoge ya main dhakke maar kar bahar nikalu..."humare power plant engg. subject Ke professor ne hume dekh kar bade hee shaleenta se kaha...jaise wo hume bahar jane ke liye nahi balki kisi baat par hume shabashi de rahe ho.....khair hum dono waha se bahar aaye aur 5th, 6th aur 7th semester ke baad ye pahla mauka tha,jab mujhe class se nikal diya gaya tha.....


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Professor ne hum dono ko class se bahar nikal feka aur sath me ye bhi kaha ki hum dono yahi class ke bahar hee khade rahe...phhir kya tha,hum dono puri period bhar class ke samne khade rahe...is beech jo bhi waha se gujarta usase hum dono hi..hello kahte aur uske puchhane par ki hum dono yaha bahar kyun khade hai,class ke andar kyun nahi jate to humara jawab hota ki hum dono class aane me late ho gaye the, isliye next class se andar
 jayenge...
Class khatam hone ke baad wo professor bahar nikla aur hum dono se bola ki recess me puri class ko
lekar auditorium me hum log aa jaye, Principal Sir ko kuchh kahna hai..... "kya kahna hai Sir, Principal sir ko..."Arun ne professor se puchha...
"jitna bola hoon utna karo...jyada chapad-chapad jubaan mat chalao,warna jeebh kaat lunga...time se pahuch jana..."
"teri *** ki choot, teri *** ka bhosda...teri *** ka lund..."silent mode me apni aadat anusar Arun ne apna muh chalaya aur class ke andar dakhil hua.....
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Recess ke waqt jaisa ki Power Plant wale sir ne kaha tha uska palan karte hue hum sab auditorium pahuche aur jaise hee auditorium me pahuche to...waha college ke sabhi branch ke final year wale students mauzood the....bole to full mahol.

"branch wise baithne ki koyi jaroorat nahi hai...sab log jaha chahe,waha baith sakte hai...."stage par khada hua ek aadmi bola...

"chal be Arun, dusari side chalte hai,waha CS ki ladkiya baithi hui hai...unhi ke peechhe baithenge...." CS ki laundiya ka naam lena to sirf mere liye ek bahana tha, mera mood to Esha ke thik peechhe wali seat me baithne ka tha...taki hum dono ke beech ki chemistry me kam se kam koyi reaction to ho..

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Esha ke liye mere dhadakte dil me hamesha wahi ahsaas,wahi khumar bana raha ,jo use pahli baar dekhne se shuru hua tha...aur har din wo badhta hee ja raha tha. Jee to karta ki apna dil cheer kar use dikha  aur use apne pyar ka najrana pesh karu,lekin phhir socha ki jyada shaan-patti nahi jhadna chahiye...warna yadi apna dil cheer-fad bhi diya to kya fayda...marna to mujhe hee hoga, isliye filhal maine ye dil ki cheera-fadi karne ka programme cancel kar diya .....
Ladkiyo se connection ke mamle me main Esha ke siwa ab tak R.deepika, Vibha aur Angelina darling ke hee sampark me raha tha....lekin jaisa utsah mere dil me Esha ko dekhkar aata tha ,waisa utsah baki ki teeno haseenao ko dekhkar nahi aata tha....jiska karan tha ki baki teeno ladkiya bahut chalu thi lekin Esha bholi-bhali pyari si,sunder si ,pari jaise dikhne wali ek bina dimag ki ladki thi....jise koyi bhi ,kabhi bhi bewkoof bana sakta tha...wo to shukra ho Esha ke baap ka jiske raub ke karan pure college me kisi ladke ke andar himmat nahi hui ki wo Kabhi Esha se jakar badtameezi kare.....warna college to wo 10 din me hee chhodkar bhag jati...
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Main aur meri mandali ne Esha aur uske friends ke thik peechhe wali row par apna tashreef rakha aur phhir humare hairless principal sir ne andar entry mari....
"mujhe bahut khushi hui ki aap sab yaha aaye...uske liye sabhi ko dhanyavaad...."
"koyi baat nahi sir...ye aap par Ehasaan raha..."Principal ke bhasad ka x-ray karte hue Arun aise hee kuchh bhi bake ja raha tha.(aur is x-ray ka result neeche red colour me show )
"aap sab yahi soch rahe honge ki maine aapko yaha kyun bulaya,darasal baat ye hai ki is varsh humare College ke pachas varsh pure hone ke uplaksha me samiti ne swarn jayanti manane ka faisala kiya hai.." "ye sala budhau, swarn jayanti me sone ke sikke batega kya be Arman..."
Arun ko is waqt maine fully ignore mara kyunki kya pata Principal sir sabke samne khada karke insult kar de...isliye main bade dhyan se unki baatein sunne me laga hua tha.....
"mere khayal se Swarn jayanti shabd se yaha sabhi parichit hee honge ki yah swarn jayanti samaroh kisi vidyalaya ya mahavidyalaya ya phhir kisi vishvavidyalaya me kyun aayojit kiya jata hai....khair ye sab to hum sabke liye pahli khushi ka vishay hai ki lekin dusari khushi ka vishay jo hai wo ye ki swarn jayanti samaroh ka udghatan aur koyi nahi balki is rajya ke mukhyamantri mahoday karenge aur wahi humare swarn jayanti samaroh ke mukhya atithi bhi rahenge...."
"ye MC takla sanskrit me baat kar raha hai kya be, BC..."
"abhi kuchh der pahle hee humari mukhyamantri mahoday se baat hui thi aur teesari khushkhabari jo main aapko dene wala hoon wo ye hai ki agle varsh se humara ye engineering college, autonomous banne ja raha hai...."
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'Autonomous' word sunte hee waha auditorium me baithe sabhi laundo ne jordar taaliya bajani shuru kar di aur idhar ye word main pahli baar sun raha tha, isliye mujhe kuchh pata hee nahi chala ki aakhir launde itni taaliya kyun baja rahe hai...lekin jab sab baja hee rahe the ,to humne bhi baja di taki kisi ko shaq na ho ki hume kuchh samajh nahi aaya hai  maine Arun ki taraf dekha aur Arun ne Saurabh ki taraf dekha...is aas me ki hum teeno me se kisi ek ko to us 'Autonomous' bomb ka matlab maloom hee


hoga...
"tum teeno thahre bakchod lekin abhi chupa raho ,bahar sab kuchh samjha dunga..."Sulabh ne apna seena thoda chauda karke kaha....
"rahan de...koyi jaroorat nahi hai , mere paas google maharaj hai ,main abhi check kar leta hoon..." Idhar ek taraf main Google baba ki chhatra-chhaya me pahucha to wahi dusari taraf Principal sir ne apna pravachan chalu rakha......

"to maine aap sabko yaha isliye bulaya hai kyunki swarn jayanti ke uplaksha me hum ek bahut bada karyakram rakhenge, jiski jankari aap sabhi ko Chhatrapal ji denge....yaha aane ke liye sabka bahut- bahut dhanyavaad...aap sabhi ka din mangalmay ho..."

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Mangalmay ka aashirvaad dene ke baad humare Principal sir waha se hate to Chhatrapal sir ne mic ka tetua pakad liya...Principal sir ke auditorium se jane ke baad sabhi students relax hue, warna abhi tak apni kamar aise seedhi kiye hue the ,jaise peechhe koyi hunter lekar khada ho aur usne warning de ke rakhi ho ki yadi jara sa bhi peechhe tike to ragad ke rakh dunga...khair ye sab to chalta rahta hai.

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Esha , Divya aur uske paas baithi hui baki laundiyo ko ye pata chal gaya tha ki is college ka sabse smart banda unke peechhe baitha hua hai aur jab se unhe ye baat maloom padi unme se koyi na koyi beech- beech me peechhe palat kar ye confirm karti ki ,main sach me waha baitha hoon ya mera koyi pratibimb waha hai  , meri aage row wali lagbhag sabhi ladkiyo ne peechhe palat kar hume dekha aur us waqt hum sabko aise ahsaas hua jaise is duniya ke sabse khubsurat bande humi log hai  lekin unka baar-baar yun peechhe mudkar hume dekhna ,humare gaal par tamache ki tarah tab laga...jab Principal sir ke jane ke baad aage wali row ki sabhi ladkiya waha se uthkar peechhe chali gayi.....
"inka maa ka..."Arun aage kuchh bolta usase pahle hee maine uska muh band kar diya....
kuchh der baad waha aur bhi kayi teachers aa gaye,jisme humare college ki basketball team ka coach bhi tha....jab sab aa gaye to Chhatrapal Sir, ne bolna shuru kiya....
Chhatrapal sir humare college ke sabse chahete teachers me se ek the, matlab ki wo aise teacher the,jinki launde thodi bahut izzat karte the.....Chhatrapal ji ne hume bataya ki golden jubilee ke is sunahare mauke par kul 7 din ka function hoga...jisme projects, models, singing,dancing,sports etc. Contest aayojit kiye jayenge aur jis student ko jis field me interest ho,wo us field se related teacher ke paas jaye aur taiyari shuru kar de....is beech ek sawal mere andar utha wo ye ki abhi tak aisi koyi baat nahi hui thi,jisme college ke sirf final year ke students ko hee bulaya jaye...lekin Chhatrapal Singh ne mera doubt kuchh der me hee door kar diya....aur jo baat hume pata chali wo ye ki hum final year walo ko auditorium me isliye bulaya gaya tha taki hum golden jubilee function ko sahi dhang se chalaye,bole to sari jimmedari hum par hee thi....jaise ki college ke juniors ke class me jana aur unse puchhna ki kya wo golden jubilee function me participate karenge....
"main to bilkul bhi ye chutiyapa nahi karne wala...sala naukar samajh rakha hai kya..."Arun phhir bhadak utha...
"chinta mat kar hum log ye sab nahi karenge bole to hum log kisi chiz me participate hee nahi karenge...de tali"
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Ab jab maine aur mere dosto ne ye decide kar liya ki hum log is pure chaka-chaundh se door rahenge to tabhi basketball ka coach samne aaya aur usne kaha ki jis-jis ko bhi basketball khelna aata hai,wo yaha aa jaye....aur ye sunte hee mere andar ghanti baji...lekin main phhir bhi nahi utha...


"Arman ja be, impression jamane ka solid mauka hai..."Arun ne mujhe kohni marte hue kaha...
"abey kaha yar, ab to basketball pakadna bhi bhool gaya hoon....khamkha field me bejjati ho " "abey,yadi sher shikar karna chhod de to iska matlab ye nahi hota ki wo shikar karna bhool gaya hai...isliye jaa mere sher jaa....aur ab to Gautam bhi nahi hai..."

"no babes...ab mere bas ki nahi rahi..aur waise bhi basketball ka khel koyi chudayi karne ka khel nahi hai,jaha teen saal baad bhi chut se door rahne ke baad jab apna lund chut me daloge to perfomance wahi  "

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Dheere-dheere jinhe golden jubilee ke function me participate karna tha ,wo sab apne-apne group me bat gaye....lekin hum charo me se abhi tak koyi nahi utha tha aur phhir Chhatrapal Singh ne Anchoring ke liye interested students ko stage par bulaya....

"wo dekh tere sapno ki rani ,anchoring ke liye ja rahi hai..."Esha ko stage ki taraf jate dekh Saurabh ne meri chutki li...
Aur ek baar phhir mere andar ghanti baji aur is baar wo ghanti rukne ke bajay lagatar bajti hee rahi....aur mere dil me khayal aaya ki main jaun ya nahi.....
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"Arun ,main anchoring karne jaun kya....Esha bhi ja reli hai..."
 
"tu aur anchoring...
abey bakchod ,waha stage par jakar galiya nahi deni hai...tu rahne de kakke..."
"aisa kya  phhir to pakka main jaunga...."bolte hue main apni jagah par khada hua lekin Arun ne mujhe wapas baitha diya....
"chudega beta...baith ja chup chap..."
"ek asli mard ki pahchan uske baato se nahi balki uske karnamo se hoti hai aur main ye karnama karke ke hee rahunga....chhod mujhe..."
"mujhe maloom hai ki tu apni us item ko dekhkar ja raha hai,lekin kuchh der baad jab tera josh thanda hoga na tab sabke samne kuchh bolne me teri fategi...."
"Esha mil jaye to main apni engineering chhod du,phhir ye anchoring kya chiz hai..."
Anchoring wale masle par Arun ko mujhse argument karte dekh Saurabh ne Arun ko chup karaya aur mujhse bola"jaiye, yaha baithe kyun ho...apna shauk pura karo..."
"yesss...tu hee mera sachcha dost hai, i love you..."

Main apni jagah se utha aur slowly-slowly charo taraf ka mahol dekhte hue chalne laga....mere stage par pahuchte tak waha Chhatrapal Singh ke sath Esha ko chhodkar do log aur the, jinme se ek ladki thi aur ek ladka.....

Main jab Chhatrapal Singh ke samne jakar khada hua to unhone mujhse puchha" kya baat hai Arman..." "main soch raha tha ki main anchoring achchha kar sakta hoon...."
"kya..."Mere muh se Anchoring karne ki baat sunkar Chhatrapal Jaise behosh hokar girne hee wala tha
,lekin phhir baad me unhone khud ko sambhal liya....jo haal is waqt Chhatrapal Sir ka tha ,waisa hee kuchh haal waha mauzood un students ka bhi tha,jinhone mere anchoring karne ki baat suni thi....
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"are you sure ! ,kyunki mujhe nahi lagta ki tum kar paoge...."
"yaha aate waqt to sure hee tha aur ab bhi sure hee hoon...isliye jaldi se practice shuru karte hai..." "ek minute, jara rukiye to....pahle test to kar le ki tumse kuchh bola bhi jata hai ya aise hee yaha stage


par aa gaye...."Mere hath me mic pakdate hue Singh Sir ne auditorium me baithe sabhi students ko samne dekhne ke liye kaha aur phhir mujhe dekhkar bole"ek-do line jara bolkar dikhana to..."
"bolna kya hai...ye to batao pahle..."dil ki tez hoti hui dhadkano ko normal karte hue maine puchha.... "kuchh bhi bol do, chahe to apna introduction hee de do ,sabko...."
"thik hai...phhir..."maine mic par apna ek hath mazboot kiya aur Singh sir ke paas se do kadam aage aakar apna dusara hath uthate hue bola"Are You thinking about me..."
itna bolkar main chup ho gaya aur 'yes' ke jawab ka intezaar karta raha,lekin auditorium me baithe hue logo me se kisi ek ne bhi jawab nahi diya....
"Sir ,in logo ko english nahi aati..."Singh sir ki taraf palatkar maine maje lete hue kaha...jiske baat pura auditorium hasne laga...aur main khud se puchhane laga ki 'maine abhi koyi joke mara kya ?'
"Are you thinking about me...." "yes...."abki baar pura auditorium gunja...
"if you are thinking about me then it's enough to show my popularity...love you all..."bolne ke baad maine Singh sir ko mic thamaya aur unse puchha"kaisa laga sir..."
"kal subah 10 baje yahi par aa jana...." "pahuch jaunga sir..."
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Stage se apne dosto ki taraf aate hue maine apna collar khada kiya aur Arun ke kandhe par apni kohni rakh kar bola"ab bol ,kya bolta hai..."
"Divya ki jal kar rakh ho gayi thi, sali tujhe dekhkar aise muh bana rahi thi jaise duniya bhar ka gobar uske muh me pel diya gaya ho...sali chhinar"
"Divya... Divya se yaad aaya ,Sulabh tu apna mobile de to ek min. "
maine Sulabh se mobile liya aur aaj subah jis no. se mujhe call aaya tha ,use dial karne laga...kyunki main check karna chahta tha ki kahi wo call Divya ka to nahi tha...aur apne mobile se call na karke Sulabh ke mobile se call karne ka bhi ek logic tha kyunki yadi wo call Divya ki hee karamat thi to uske paas jaroor mera no. hoga aur wo is waqt call nahi uthayegi aur Arun ka no. to uske paas third sem. se hee
 
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isliye maine Sulabh ka mobile maang kar us no. par call kiya....
Call karte waqt main apni jagah par khada hua aur peechhe ki taraf baithi hui Divya ko dekhne laga....ghanti jati rahi lekin na to auditorium me koyi ringtone sunayi nahi di aur na hee kisi ne call recieve kiya...
"college me to sabka mobile to silent me rahta hai...aise to pata nahi chalne wala...lekin koyi baat nahi next time dekh lunga ise...."
 
"kya hua be ye khada hokar peechhe kya dekh raha hai,wo dekh samne maal hai..."mujhe samne stage ki taraf modte hue Arun bola...
lekin mera dhyan abhi samne wali us ladki par na hokar puri tarah Divya par tha....maine ek baar aur wo number ,Sulabh ke mobile se try kiya....lekin is baar bhi sirf ring jati rahi...lekin kisi ne call recieve nahi kiya...
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koyi call recieve nahi kar raha tha jisase mujhe aur bhi shaq hone laga tha ki savere-savere mujhe call karne wali ladki jaroor yaha mauzood hai....isliye maine teesari baar try kiya aur peechhe mudkar Divya par apni aankhe gadaye rakha...
"abey tu ye baar-baar chutiyo ki tarah kise phone kar raha hai...wo samne wali maal dekh..."


"chup rahega do minute...kuchh kaam kar raha hoon na..."Arun par jhallate hue main baras pada...is beech ring barabar ja rahi thi.....
"tu Kahi Esha ko to phone nahi kar raha,....wo dekh uske mobile ka screen har thodi der baad lapp-lupp, lapp-lupp ho raha hai...."
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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" kya bola be..."
"samne dekh to...."

"ek second...."maine call disconnect karke phhir se us unknown number par ghanti mari aur Esha ke screen ki light mere mobile se jate hue ring ke sath ,lapp-lupp hona shuru ho gayi....iske baad maine back to back 2-3 call kiye aur jo natiza mere samne aaya use dekhkar main chakkar bhi kha gaya aur bahut khush bhi hua...

main chakkar kyun kha gaya, ye to sabhi jante hai aur main bahut khush kyun hua, mere khayal se ye bhi batane ki jaroorat nahi hai  ,lekin jaisa ki ladkiyo par mera bharosha naam-matra ka bhi nahi tha ,isliye mere shaq ki ungali sabse pahle Divya ke taraf gayi.....

"jaroor ye us baboochad R.Divya ki karamat hogi...warna meri Eshu janeman aisa kaise karegi...            ,Divya...sali ,dayan...lekin yadi ye kaam Divya ka na hua to....phhir ? "
"beta ,jaroor kuchh lafda hone wala hai...main to shuru se hee kahta tha ki ye ladki kuchh thik nahi...pahle to tune meri baat nahi mani, ab bhugat..."
"tu ye bol to aise raha hai ,jaise tu bada samajhta hai ladkiyo ko...tabhi Divya ne gand dikha di..."
"are ho jata hai kabhi-kabhi...it's okay baby....aur waise bhi maine kam se kam Divya ka doodh to dabaya tune kya dabaya...."
"maine....maine...."sochte hue maine kaha"main aisa -waisa ladka nahi hoon..."
"mera lund hai tu...ab bhi maan ja, warna tu ek din aisa thukega, aisa thukega ki phhir dobara kabhi thukne ke layak nahi rahega...."
"janeman yahi to tum jaise chhote aadmi aur mujh jaise bade aadmi me fark hai ki tum khatro se ghabrate ho aur main khatro se khelta hoon..."
"tum dono ab shant ho jao,warna yahi par juta marunga...lawde ke balo...jab dekho laundiyo ki tarah ek- dusare se bhidte rahte ho..."mujhe aur Arun ko ek-ek ghusa jamakar Saurabh ne shant karaya....
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Jabse mujhe pata chala tha ki savere-savere mere mobile par call Esha ke hath me pakde mobile se aaya tha tabhi se main us call ke aane ki vajah ko lekar apni theory bana raha tha...jisme ek theory ye bhi shamil thi ki 'Esha ko mujhse pyar ho gaya '
Waise to mere bahut sare anuman the lekin sahi kaun sa anuman tha iska jawab sirf Esha de sakti thi...lekin auditorium me sabke samne usase is baare me baat karna mujhe kuchh jancha nahi isliye main waha se apne dosto ke sath bahar aaya aur waise bhi ab to anchoring ki practice me sath hee rahna hai
,isliye main jaldbazi kyun karu......
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humare recess yani lunch ka pura time Principal sir aur Chhatrapal ji kha gaye the aur idhar hum log bina kuchh khaye-piye wapas class me pahuche....humare class me kuchh log aise the jo apne ghar se tiffin late the ,jinme ladke-ladkiya dono shamil the....ab canteen jane ka time nahi tha aur next class badi important bhi thi ,isliye maine unhi kuchh logo par hamla karne ka socha,jo rojana apne sath apna lunch box late the...lekin yaha bhi ek dikkat thi ,wo ye ki laundo ki tiffin humare class me aate tak saaf ho chuki thi ,isliye maine ladkiyo par apna jaal feka...
ladkiya sach me badi bholi hoti hai,unse maine do-char achchhi baate kya kar li, unhone mujhe apna tiffin de diya, ye sochkar ki Arman se unki dosti ho gayi hai  .lekin unhe ye pata nahi ki kal se main phhir unhe batti dene lagunga.....
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har hafte humari spoken english jaise hee ek, do ghante ki class laga karti thi, jiska title tha'Value Education...' last week VE ke class ke time main ghar me baitha rotiya tod raha tha isliye aaj ki VE ki class meri first class thi...
VE ke teacher Chhatrapal Ji the aur laundo ne bataya tha ki VE ki class wo ekdum friendly mood me lete hai....bole to Chhatrapal Singh humare liye ek teacher cum friend the.
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"yar mujhe aisa kyun lag raha hai ki Chhatrapal Gurudev ne hume kuchh homework diya tha..."apna sar par jor dalte hue Arun bola...
"home work nahi hostel work bol..."
"haan...wahi samajh...."ek baar phhir apne dimag par jor dalte hue Arun ne kaha"mere khayal se koyi 2-


3 topic diya tha unhone aur kaha tha ki next class me presentation dena hai..."
"tab to aaj mast bejjati hogi...maine to book khol kar bhi nahi dekha...."Saurabh thoda ghabrate hue bola aur gate ki taraf apni najar daudayi ki Chhatrapal sir aaye ya nahi....
"dar mat...koyi aisa ghisa-pita topic hee milega...kuchh bhi bak dena..."apni baanhe uthate hue main taav me kaha aur isi ke sath Chhatrapal ji ne class me entry mari....
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"maine kal kuchh topic diya tha...sorry mera matlab last class me maine kuchh topic diya tha , jispar sabko ek-ek karke yaha samne aakar presentation dena hai aur jo-jo first ,second, third aayega...use meri taraf se special prize milega....to shuru karte hai...."puri class ki taraf ek baar dekhkar unhone apni ungali Sulabh par atkayi aur bole"Sulabh aa jao aur iske baad Saurabh tum taiyar rahna..."
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Sulabh ne ekdum bhadakte hue full english me presentation diya aur wapas lautate waqt ek sher bhi maar diya aur yaha sala mujhe yahi samajh nahi aaya ki topic kya tha
Sulabh ke presentation ke baad Saurabh samne gaya lekin bina kuchh bole...jaise gaya tha,waise hee
wapas aa gaya aur yahi kuchh haal Arun ka bhi hua aur ab agli baari meri thi.....
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"shuru ho jao...5 minute hai tumhare paas...."Chhatrapal ne meri taraf dekhkar mujhe apna presentation shuru karne ke liye kaha....
"kis topic par presentation dena hai sir..."
"kis topic par presentation de sakte ho..."unhone puchha...
"koyi sa bhi topic de do..."jabarjast confidence ke sath maine kaha... "'Ethics in business are just a passing fad ?'...is par shuru ho jao..."
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"ye kaisa bhayankar topic hai jiska ek word bhi familiar nahi lagta...sale ne pura confidence hee down kar diya..."class me chal rahe fan ki taraf dekhte hue maine bahut socha, english ke words ko tod-marod kar kuchh samajhna chaha lekin mera dimag har baar out of syllabus chilla raha tha...
"sir koyi dusara topic nahi mil sakta kya..."raham bhari aankho se main Chhatrapal ki taraf dekha.... "koyi baat nahi...dusara topic choose kar lo..."
"dusara topic boliye..."
"'Capitalism is very flawed system but the others are much worse ?'....is par shuru ho jao..."
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Presentation ka dusara topic sunkar abki mera haal pahle se bhi badtar ho gaya kyunki Chhatrapal Singh dwara pura topic bolne se pahle hee mere 1400 gm ke dimag ne 'Out of syllabus' ki bell baja di aur maine turant na me apni gardan hilayi....
"kya hua ,teesara topic chahiye..." "yes sir..."
"phhir ye lo teesara topic 'Should the public sector be privatized ' "
"sir, darasal baat ye hai ki main last week ki class me absent tha..."teesere topic ko sunkar maine turant kaha"next class me pakka "
"very good...aise karoge anchoring..."
"aapke topics hee kuchh jyada khatarnak the...mujhe laga ki koyi general sa topic milega...warna main prepared hokar aata..."
"tumhe kya laga ki main yaha facebook vs. Twitter...advantage and disadvantage of facebook....jaise behad hee bakwas topic pe discussion karwaunga...bade bhai, it's value eduction which is related to our


economics....is subject ko dhyan se padh lo beta, zindagi sudhar jayegi...chalo jao "
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Chhatrapal Ji ke shabdo ke teer se ghayal hua main apni jagah par pahucha aur udas hokar baith gaya, lekin jaise-jaise karyakram aage badhta gaya waha mere jaise 10-12 ladke aur nikal gaye...isliye class ke khatm hote tak Chhatrapal singh ke shabd roopi baado ke zakhm bhar gaye aur main khushi-khushi chhutti hone ke baad bahar nikla.....
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"yar ye autonomous ka matlab to abhi tak pata nahi chala....."college se nikalte waqt Saurabh ne notice board me nazar marte hue kaha aur wahi rook kar Autonomous ka matlab dekhne laga...
" Autonomous ka matlab ab exam ke paper humare hee college me banenge, answer sheet bhi yahi check hogi humare baklund teacher ke hatho...ab chal..."Saurabh ka collar pakad kar maine use kheechte hue kaha"tu ek kaam kar Saurabh...Arun ko lekar chup chap hostel nikal...main teri bhabhi se baat karke aata hoon...."
"to jana , Arun se kyun dar raha hai..."
"abey wo ek number ka jhatu hai,yadi maine use ye baat batayi to bolega ki wo bhi mere sath jayega...isliye usko lekar tum jao, hum thodi der me aao...."
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Saurabh ekdum gau tha aur aise mauko par wo mere bahut kaam aata tha...us din Saurabh,Arun ko bahla-fuslakar mere bina hostel le gaya...lekin mujhe maloom hai ki Arun ne kam se kam char baar to jaroor puchha hoga ki 'Arman kaha marwa raha hai'
Kya yaraana hai humara
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Saurabh ko Arun ke sath bhejkar main seedhe parking me pahucha, jaha is waqt bahut bheed thi . Us bheed me mere class ke kayi launde the aur unhi me se maine ek ka mobile lekar Esha ke aane ka intezaar karne laga....
Esha parking place me akele aayi kyunki Divya ke driver ne use parking se bahar hee pick up kar liya tha aur yahi mere liye Esha se baat karne ka ek sunahara mauka tha....Esha ko car ki taraf badhte dekh maine ek baar phhir us unknown number ko apne dost ke mobile se dial kiya...
"hello...kaun..."car se thodi door rook kar Esha ne apne driver ko 5 minute rukne ka ishara kiya aur mujhe boli"who are you..."
"kabhi socha nahi tha ki aap jaisi ijjatdar ladki mujhe savere-savere call karke pareshan karegi..." "aap kaun..."
"aaj subah hee ki baat hai...yaddasht achchhi ho to flashback me jakar yaad karo ki aaj subah kise phone kiya tha..."
"Arman..."ghabrate hue Esha parking ki bheed me idhar-udhar dekhne lagi aur tabhich maine hawa me apna hath uthkar uska dhyan apni taraf kheencha.....


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Mujhe waha parking me door khada dekh Esha ki saanse ruk gayi...uske chehre ka rang apni chori pakade jaane ka karan aur mujhe waha dekh kar apna rang badal raha tha...kisi pal wo mujhe dekhkar hasne ki koshish karti to kisi pal wo ekdum sincere banne ki acting karti thi ,is beech uska mobile uske kaan par aur uski aankhe mujh par constant thi...
Esha ko aise maha vilakshad sithiti me dekhkar maine halki si muskan dekar use relax dilaya ki wo itna na dare...main uski jaan nahi lene wala hoon aur kamaal ki baat hai ki wo mere us muskan ke peechhe ke arth ko samajh gayi....
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"main waha aaun..."Mobile ke jariye Esha se baat karte hue maine puchha....
"nahi...matlab kyun..haan, aa jao..."hadbadate hue, shabdo ko tod-marod kar wo boli"aa jao..." "yesss..."andar hee andar main khushi ke mare 5 feet upar kood gaya aur mobile jiska tha,use dekar Esha ki taraf haste-muskurate hue chal diya....


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mujhe mere nature ke hisab se is waqt bilkul bhi nervous ya hichkichana nahi chahiye tha, lekin mere kadam jaise-jaise Esha ki taraf badh rahe the...waise-waise Esha ki tarah mujhpar bhi sharm ki ek parat baithati ja rahi thi...jabki is waqt kahi se bhi meri galti nahi thi.

Subah call Esha ke mobile se aaya tha,lekin choro ki tarah sharma main raha tha....us waqt meri waisi halat ka exact reason to mujhe nahi maloom lekin mujhe jitna palle pada uske hisab se Esha aur meri mulaqat aaj tak takrar, ladayi,jhagde ke karan hui thi...lekin aaj pahli baar main Esha se bina kisi takrar

,bina kisi ladayi-jhagde ke milne ja raha tha...isiliye aaj, jab college me mere kuchh hee din baki the ,tab main thoda sharma raha tha.
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Esha ke paas jakar main kuchh der tak chup khada raha aur wo bhi mere paas aane se apne honth bheech rahi thi....
"hi...i am Arman..."
"i know that who are you..."
"toh...main ye kahna chahta tha ki.....kya kahna chahta tha  "Esha ko dekhkar main bola"ek minute rukna...main sochkar batata hoon..."
Mujhe bahut achchhe se maloom tha ki mujhe ,Esha se kya baat karni hai..lekin main is waqt ghabra raha tha ki kahi Esha bura na maan jaye...kyunki Esha ke apne liye aisi situation ka intezaar main pichhale char salo se kar raha tha aur ab jakar jab mere wo Arman pure ho rahe hai to main nahi chahta tha ki mera ek sawal mere Armano ko bikher de....lekin wo call wali baat karni to jaroori thi,warna humari aage baat hee nahi hoti...isliye thoda lajate hue, thoda ghabrate hue ki wo mere is sawal par naraz ya udas na ho jaye maine usase kaha....
"Subah ,tumhare mobile se ek call aaya tha...jisme mere khilaf F.I.R. karne ki baat ki jaa rahi thi..." "haan...uske liye sorry..."
"sorry bolne ki koyi jaroorat nahi hai...ye sab hansi mazak to chalta rahta hai, main bura nahi manta...tum chaho to raat ko 1 baje bhi mujhe aise dhamki bhare call kar sakti ho...lekin main kuchh aur hee puchhna chahta hoon..."
"puchho..."
"main ye puchhna chahta hoon ki aaj achanak...is tarah mujhe call kaise kar diya...matlab ki....aise mujhe call karke dhamki dene ka khurapati khayal kaise aaya..."
"wo actually mere mami ki ladki aayi hui hai aur aaj subah usi ne aise hee mazak me tumhe call kar diya, phhir jab main college aa rahi thi to usne bataya ki usne subah tumhe call karke dhamki di hai...Sorry Arman..."
"tabhi main sochu ki tumhari aawaz ko kya ho gaya hai...aur sunao, zindagi kaise kat rahi hai..."maine humare beech chal rahi baatchit ko subah wale call se aage badhate hue kaha, is aas me ki Esha ki life ke kuchh recent updates mujhe janne ko mil jayenge...lekin Esha late hone ka bahana karke car me baith gayi...
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Esha ke waha se jaane ke baad bhi main bahut der tak waha kisi bhatakti atma ki tarah khada hokar Esha ke sath wale pal ko remind karke muskurata raha....lekin tabhich mere 1400 gm ke brain ne mujhse puchha ki"yadi wo call Esha ki mami ki ladki ne kiya tha ,to phhir use mere baare me kaise maloom chala...kyunki koyi bhi insaan kisi dusare insaan ka mobile uthakar yun hee koyi number dial karke mazak nahi karta....iska matlab mujhe call karne wali ladki ko mere baare me maloom tha .ek aur sawal jo mere andar utha wo ye ki itne bhayankar kand ho jaane ke baad bhi Esha ke mobile par mera number kaise


save tha aur usne mera number save karke kyun rakha tha...."
"koyi baat nahi beedu...ab to har din ek ghante Esha ke sath riharsal karna hai,wahi puchh liya jayega...Arman, you are so smart  "khud ki tareef karte hue main hostel ke andar ghusa aur seedhe warden ke room me jakar aaj raat ke programme ke baare me discuss karne gaya....
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warden ke room me is waqt 2-3 ladke ghuse hue the ,jo PC me facebook chala raha the... "kya kar rahe ho be lawdo aur sir kaha hai..."
"Principal sir round par aaye the Arman bhaiya...unhi ko bahar tak chhodne gaye hai..."
"ek baat batao..."waha baithe ladko me se ek ko uthakar main uski chair par baitha aur bola"tum logo ko koyi kaam-dhandha nahi hai kya ,jo jab dekho tab fb me bhide rahte ho...last semester clear hai kya..." "are aap bhi baitho...chinese ladki se chat kar raha hoon..."
"chinese ladki se  "
"hao ,kal hee meri friend bani hai...ektarfa maal hai..."
"photo dikha uski..."apni chair PC ki taraf sarkate hue maine screen par nazar mari...
Maine us ladki ke profile pic dekhi ,laundiya ekdum current thi aur online bhi thi.us waqt jab main us chinese ladki ki photo dekh raha tha tabhi mere juniors me se ek ne uski profile pic me chinese language me kuchh likha...jise kuchh der baad hee us chinese ladki ne like bhi kiya...
"tujhe chinese aati hai kya be  "
"are khak chinese aayegi mujhe...main to dhang se Hindi bhi nahi likh pata..wo to main us ladki ke upar wale comment ko copy kiya aur last me Madarchod likh kar post kar diya..."
"dhat teri ki  "haste hue maine kaha"matlab tune us ladki ko gali di aur usne tere comment ko like bhi kiya  "
"itna hee nahi...kal maine use kaha ki..kya wo mera lund chusegi...reply in yes or no', aur jante ho uska
kya jawab " "kya..."
"wo boli 'yes..' iske baad usne bhi mera messege copy karke mujhse puchha ki..'kya main uska lund chusunga'...sali bakchod  "
"lage rah..."haste hue main khada hua aur bola"jab sir aa jaye to mujhe aawaz de dena...."
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Us raat kisi karan vash humara daru programme jama nahi,isliye agle din main ekdum correct time par college pahucha aur bag class me patak kar seedhe auditorium ki taraf bhaga.....
Auditorium me is waqt kuchh 5 ladkiya aur itne hee ladke the...ab jab mujhe apne college ki golden jubilee me anchoring karni thi to ye jaroori tha ki in bakchodo ko laat maarkar bahar karna padega...sath me ye dar bhi tha ki kahi ye hee mujhe disqualify na kar de...un students me se jo mere junior the unhone mujhe 'good moring' wish kiya aur jo students mere hee batch ke the unhone meri taraf dekha tak nahi, siway Esha ke  .
Auditorium me is waqt chhatrapal sir ko chhodkar hum sirf 11 hee the,isliye jiska jaha man ho raha
tha...wo wahi baith raha tha, maine bhi kuchh der idhar-udhar dekha aur aakhir me himmat karke akeli baithi Esha ke paas jakar chup-chap baith gaya...
"sab aa gaye...to phhir shuru karte hai"stage se neeche utarkar Chhatrapal sir ne sabko ek sath,ek taraf baithne ke liye kaha aur phhir bole"Anchoring kisi bhi function ya show ki jaan hoti hai ,isliye aap me se


main jinhe bhi select karunga,unhe apni jaan laga deni hai...kyunki aisa bada function ab is college me ya to 25 saal baad hoga ya 50 saal baad...hume to khush hona chahiye ki hum sab iska hissa bane,isliye is saal ko yadgar banane ka ek behtareen avasar anchoring ke through tum logo ke paas hai...."
Chhatrapal ji kuchh der ke liye ruke aur tab tak hum sab ek taraf, ek sath baith gaye the....apni kuchh der pahle wali jagah chhodte waqt mujhe Chhatrapal sir par bahut gussa aaya tha kyunki main achchha- khasa Esha ke paas baitha tha aur unhone mujhe waha se utha diya tha...
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"main 6 students ko select karunga,jisme teen ladke aur teen ladkiya rahenge...aur un 6 students ko lekar 2-2 ke 3 group banenge.har group me ek ladka aur ek ladki rahegi...abhi aaj main sabko ek page dunga, jisme Abraham Lincoln ki life ke kuchh pahalu hai...unhe aap sab yaha stage par aakar ek-ek karke bolenge...aur ek baat jo aap sabko apne dimag me bolte waqt bithani hai ki ye auditorium khali nahi ,pura bhara hua aur jitne bhi log yaha mauzood hai...wo sirf aur sirf aapko sunne aaye hai...so let's start with Arman...Arman stage par jao..."
"iski maa ka...main hee pahla ladka dikha tha ise  "
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Apni jagah se uthkar maine Chhatrapal ke hath se wo page liya aur stage par chadh gaya aur ekdum normal flow me jaisa ki mera style tha, apni normal aawaz me bola....aur Chhatrapal sir ke diye gaye pure ke pure text ko maine voice me convert karke apni jagah par wapas baith gaya....

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Apna kaam karne ke baad main ye manne laga tha ki mera selection to pakka hai,lekin jab sabne us page ko padha tab us ek ghante ke khatam hote-hote tak meri ye dharna galat sabit hui kyunki waha ek se badhkar ek the...
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"ab aap sab apni class me jao, kal phhir se milenge...aur ek baat , jab golden jubilee ka function hoga to uske starting me kisi ko bahut hee lambi speech deni padegi,wo bhi bina dekhe...jiska topic main tum logo ko de dunga....to koyi taiyar hai uske liye..."
Waha bhale hee mujhse kabil launde baithe the ,jo stage par jakar mujhse achchha bol lete the...lekin unme waqt-bewaqt dialogue thokne ki kabiliyat jara si bhi nahi thi aur jab Chhatrapal ke us speech wale plan par kisi ne apna hath khada nahi kiya to maine is mauke ko bhunana chaha kyunki ye Chhatrapal par apna impression dalne ka ek solid mauka tha...
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"main taiyar hoon ,sir..."bolte hue maine pahle apna hath khada kiya aur phhir khud khada ho gaya... "sure...kyunki college ke dino me aisa hee kuchh karte waqt main beech me atak gaya tha...soch lo.." "101 % sure hoon...aur aap befikar rahiye main beech me kahi bhi nahi rukunga..."

"yahi confidence maine tumhara kal VE ki class me dekha tha...lekin baad me hua kya tum bakhoobi jante hai. Maine tumhare baare me bahut-kuchh suna hai jisase main is nishkars par pahuchta hoon ki aap khud ko bahut special mante ho..."
"ye Chhetru, har waqt meri lene me kyun laga rahta hai..."Chhatrapal sir ki baate jab mujhe kaante ki tarah chubhi to maine khud se kaha aur phhir wo kaanta nikalkar seedhe Chhetrapal ke seene me ghusate hue bola"Sir, darasal baat ye hai ki log aapko special tabhi mante hai ,jab aap koyi aisa kaam kar dete ho..jo wo nahi kar pate...chalta hoon sir, topic aapse class me le lunga, have a nice day "


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Chhatrapal ko apna attitude dikha kar main Auditorium se nikla aur class ki taraf badha....
Maine Chhatrapal ko aakhir me jo jawab diya ,use sunkar Chhatrapal ji muskuraye to jaroor lekin khunnas me....Chhatrapal ke prati mere is ravaiye se waha mauzood sabhi students mujhe aise dekhne lage jaise wo bahut dino se bhookhe ho aur main unka khana hoon....lekin kisi ne ek lafz bhi mujhse nahi kaha, kyunki wo jante the ki Arman ko chhedne ka matlab khud ko ghayal karna
hai....
Auditorium se bahar nikal kar jab main apni class ki taraf aa raha tha tabhi mujhe iska andaaza ho gaya tha Chhetru se maine audi. me akad kar jo baat ki uski khabar bahut jald pure college me fail jayegi aur us khabar ko sunne ke baad ye bhi ho sakta tha ki mujhse jalne walo ki list me Chhatrapal ke kayi die hard fan bhi jud jayenge....kyunki Chhatrapal Sir, humare college ke most loving teacher the aur meri tarah unki bhi ek lambi-chaudi fan following thi
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Jab main class pahucha tab tak dusara period chalu ho chuka tha isliye maine andar aane ki permission mangi....
"kaha gaye the..."
"Anchoring ki practice karne Auditorium me gaya tha..."
"sach, jhooth to nahi bol rahe..."Power Plant subject ke teacher ne mujhpar apna khauff plant karne ki koshish karte hue bole"main Chhatrapal ji se class ke baad puchhunga aur yadi unhone mana kiya to tumhari khair nahi...come in..."
"Bakchod, MC...lawde ka baal..."badbadate hue main class ke andar aaya hee tha ki Power Plant Engg. wale sir ne mujhe phhir roka...
"kya kaha tumne...huh"
"kuchh nahi...thanks kaha aapko...thank you sir..." "ok..ok..jao apni jagah par baitho..."
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Main jakar apni jagah par virajmaan ho gaya aur hamesha ki tarah aaj bhi Arun mere side,Saurabh...Arun ke side me aur Sulabh...Saurabh ke side me baitha hua tha....Is waqt meri izzat mere dosto ki nazar me achanak hee badh gayi thi aur wo charo mujhe aise dekh rahe the jaise main border par badi hee ghamasan ladayi ladkar aaya hoon....
"kya hua aaj..."PPE ke sir,jab kuchh likhne ke liye deewar ki taraf mude to Arun ne puchha... "kaha kya hua..."
"abey wahi...Auditorium me kya hua..."
"kuchh khas nahi hua...jab waha pahucha to chhetru ne ek panna hath me thama diya aur bola ki stage me jakar bako....usne ye bhi kaha ki Auditorium pura bhara pada hai hume aisa imagination karna hoga...sala kya bakwas trick hai...ekdum flop :"
"phhir..."
"phhir kya...bak diya sab kuchh. "
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PPE wale sir board me ek lamba-chauda diagram bana rahe the,jiske chalte unka agwada board ki taraf tha aur idhar hum dono pure waqt baat karte rahe .
Recess ke waqt hum log class se bahar aa rahe the ki kal jis ladki ka tiffin maine khaya tha usne mujhe aawaz dekar kaha ki "main ,uske sath uska tiffin share kar sakta hoon" lekin us ladki ka chehra dekhkar mera pet bina khaye hee bhar gaya....kal ki baat kuchh aur thi,jo maine uske sath usi ki jagah par baithkar uska lunch share kiya tha.
"mujhe bhookh nahi hai aur meri tabiyat bhi kuchh thik nahi lag rahi...isliye tum akele thoos lo,mera matlab akele kha lo..."
"kya hua...bukhar hai kya.."
"nahi cancer "(apne kaam se kaam rakh be )
Us ladki se bhookh na hone ka bahana karke main class se bahar nikla to paya ki mere dost mujhe akele chhodkar canteen chale gaye the...bakchod kahi  .khair koyi baat nahi, hota hai kabhi-kabhi...isme bura manne wali kaun si baat hai...
khud ko control karte hue main bhi canteen ki taraf badha ye sochkar ki aaj to pel ke khaunga kyunki aaj to canteen ka sara saman mere liye free tha....
Canteen ke andar ghuskar maine Arun aur baki sab kaha baithe hai ,ye dekhne ke liye sabse pahle aankho se puri canteen chhan mari...lekin wo sab kahi nahi dikhe...
"ye log kidhar kat liye ,aaye to idhar hee the..."hairan-pareshan hote hue maine socha aur jakar ek aisi table ki taraf badha...jo ekdum khali tha .Waha baithkar maine Canteen wale ko char samose, ek full plate chow mein, ek egg roll ke sath aadha liter wala ek cold drink mangaya aur ye sochte hue main khushi-khushi khane laga ki in sabka bill mujhe nahi dena padega....
is beech waha Esha bhi apne friends ke sath aayi.Esha ko dekhkar mera dil kiya ki main abhich aadhe liter wale cold drink ki bottle lekar apni jagah se uthu aur uski friends ko waha se bhagakar Esha ke samne wali chair par baith jaun aur hum dono ek hee cold drink me do straw daalkar ek sath puri bottle khali kar de....how romantic : lekin main ye nahi kar paya kyunki waha Esha ke sath R.Divya bhi virajmaan thi....kul milakar kahe to meri love story se Gautam ke chale jaane ke baad ye R.Divya hee ekmatra kaanta tha jo mujhe Esha ke karib aane se rok raha tha....
Jab maine sab kuchh kha-peekar khatam kar diya to maine ek dakar li aur canteen ke counter par baithe hue aadmi ko hath dikhaya ,jiske jawab me counter wale ne bhi hath dikhaya.jiska matlab tha ki mera bill pay ho gaya hai....iske baad maine time dekha.


"lunch khatam hone me abhi bhi aadha ghanta baki hai, tab tak kya pakad kar hilau...sale ye log bhi kaha mar gaye..."Canteen ke gate ki taraf dekhte hue maine kaha...

waha khali baithkar maine 10 minute aur khud ko bore kiya aur mauka milte hee aankhe churakar Esha ko dekh leta tha....meri isi luka-chhipi ke khel me meri nazar kal wali ladki par padi,jiska name Aradhna tha.....

"kyun na 20 minute isi ke sath bitaya jaye..."Aradhna ko dekhkar maine ek pal ke liye socha aur phhir dusare hee pal Aradhna ke paas gaya. waha Aradhna ke sath do ladkiya aur bhi thi...jo mere is tarah achanak se waha aa jaane par thoda ghabra gayi....
"aap logo ko bura na lage to kya main inse 2 minute baat kar sakta hoon..."sharifo wali style me maine Aradhna ki dono friends se kaha...
"who are you ,huuuu...aur kya baat karni hai tumhe...huuu"waha Aradhna ke sath baithi dono ladkiyo me se ek ne mujhse aise puchha jaise unka senior main nahi ,balki wo meri senior hai....
"tum mujhe nahi  "
"wahi to puchha ,who are you...huuu...aur tum kya koyi superstar ho jo main tumhe janungi...huuu"
" tu pahle apna ye huu-puu band kar warna yahich par tera sara huu-puu nikal dunga...chashmish kahi ki..."
"are ajeeb gunda gardi hai...."
"oye chal uth yaha, dimag kharab mat kar...bahut ho gaya ye tera huu-puu...ab yadi tune ek shabd bhi aage kaha to....."
"tum dono jao na yaha se, kyun senior se jubaan lada rahi ho...main inhe janti hoon ye bahut achchhe hai..."main apni baat puri karta usase pahle hee Aradhna bol padi....
"ooohhhh ,to ye humare senior hai...tujhe pahle batana tha na ye...bewkoof kahi ki..."Aradhna par bhadakte hue us chashmish ne mujhe sorry kaha aur phhir apni dusari chashmish dost ko lekar waha se uthkar dusare table par chali gayi....
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"hi, Sir..."mere waha baithte hee Aradhna ne bade pyar se kaha....
aur sach kahu to ye sunkar mujhe ek pal ke liye rona aa gaya  kyunki ye pahli baar tha,jab kisi ladki ne mujhse itne pyar se baat ki thi  warna aaj tak mere college ki lagbhag sabhi ladkiyo ne mujhe
facebook me block maar ke rakha hua hai....
"any problem sir..."mujhe apni taraf ektak dekhta hua pakar Aradhna ne puchha... "koyi problem nahi hai aur ye tu mujhe sir mat bola kar..."
"kyun Sir..."
"kyunki Sir, word sunkar mujhe aisa lagta hai jaise meri umra 35 + ho..." "ok sir..."
"bola na, sir mat " "thik hai sir..."
"phhir boli tu...ek baar me samajh nahi aata kya..." "thik hai ,ab nahi bolti...to phhir aapko bhaiya bolu..."
"bhaiya.... , ek baat batao ,tum ladkiyo ko bhaiya bolne ki itni jaldi kya rahti hai aur khabardar jo mujhe bhaiya bola to...."
"to phhir kya aapko ,aapka name lekar pukaru..."
"bilkul nahi....aur sun..."Uski taraf thoda jhukte hue maine kaha ,lekin wo meri taraf jhukne ke bajay


wapas aur peeche ho gayi... "ye aap kya kar rahe ho..."
"iski maa ka....abey main tujhe kiss nahi kar raha,balki kuchh kahna chahta hoon...isliye apna kaan idhar la..."
"par kyun..."
"are aana paas..."maine jor dete hue kaha.
Mere itna adhik jor dene par Aradhna thoda sa mere najdeek aayi tab maine usase kaha... "wo mere peechhe ek ladki green colour ki dress pahne hue baithi hai... dikhi tujhe.." "kaun...Esha mam.."
"haan wahi...tu kaisi janti hai use..."
"kal mulaqat hui thi unse...tabhi unse jaan-pahachan hui thi..." "chal thik hai,ab ye bata ki wo kidhar dekh rahi hai..."
"wo to apne mobile me dekh rahi hai..."
" ,chal koyi baat nahi..chalta hoon...thanks"udas hote hue maine usase kaha aur waha se uthne ke liye taiyar hee hua tha ki Aradhna ne mujhe pakad kar wapas baitha liya....
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Aradhna ki ye harqat mujhe kuchh odd si lagi kyunki jaha kuchh der pahle mere samne uski jubaan dhang se nahi khul rahi thi ,wahi ab eka ek usne mera hath pakda aur baithne ke liye kaha....
"kya hua  "
"wo kal wale ladke canteen me aaye hai...mujhe unse dar lagta hai..." "dar mat,mera name bata dena..."
"matlab ? Main kuchh samjhi nahi..."

"itna hee samajhti to phhir ladki hee kyun hoti...unse bol dena ki tu meri girl friend hai...phhir wo tujhe kuchh nahi karenge...aur sun..."phhir se Aradhna ke karib jakar maine kaha"aur jab tu unhe ye batayegi ki tu meri girl friend hai to ye dekhna ki teri us Esha mam ka reaction kya hota hai... ab chalta hoon,bye"

[Samrock19797]

Chapter-47: Two Suspicion
Update-183 :

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Auditorium me maine bhale hee chhatru ke samne lambi-lambi haank di thi lekin Recess ke baad main chhatru ko diye gaye apne hee challenge se ghabrane laga tha...aur jaise-jaise Chhatru ka period aa raha


tha, meri halat aur bhi khasta ho rahi thi...
Chhatrapal sir hume do subject padhate the ,pahla subject tha 'Value Education' ,jisme har hafte unki sirf ek class rahti thi aur dusara subject tha Engineering economic ,jisme wo hafte bhar me 5 baar apne darshan de dete the...ek to Chhatru khud boring tha ,upar se uske dono boring subject....unke period lene ke baad pure class ki halat aisi ho jati thi ,jaise ki sab abhi-abhi apne sharir ka aadha blood donate karke aaye ho....bole to thakan me ekdum doobe hue.
Engineering Economic ka aaj second last period tha aur main chah raha tha ki Chhatru apni class lene na aaye,warna wo mujhe topic dekar ,kal tak yaad karne ko kahega...
"aur uchak...Auditorium me to bade shaan se bol raha tha ki ,sir class me topic de dena...ab kya hua..."jaise hee EE ka period shuru hua, maine socha"ek kaam karta hoon, Sir ko class ke baad khopche me le jakar bol dunga ki sir, ye sab mere se nahi hoga...aap kisi aur ko dekh lo....lekin phhir to ghor bezzati hogi...kaha phans gaya yar..."
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Aur phhir Us din Chhatru ke class me na aane ki meri request ko bhagwan ne accept kar liya ,kyunki Chhatru us din apni class lene nahi aaya....Chhatru ke class me na aane se use chahne wale jaha dukhi the,wahi kuchh log mere jaise bhi the ,jinhe atyant prassanta hui thi...lekin sabse jyada khush to main tha...
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Ab jab Chhatrapal sir ji ne class bunk kiya to mera sara dar door hua aur main Esha par pure man se concentrate karne laga..tab mere saamne kal wale sawal phhir se paida ho gaye ,jinhe maine kal parking me Esha ke jaane ke baad socha tha....
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"itna chup kyun hai be, kahi chaddi geeli to nahi kar di tune..."meri tapasya me rukavat dalte hue Arun ne khali class me mere itna chup rahne ka karan puchha....
"ab yadi ise kahunga ki bas aiwen hee...to ye lawda dimag chat jayega aur phhir mujhe chain se baithne nahi dega..."Arun ki taraf dekhte hue maine kaha"main soch raha tha ki 'Why is the Earth an ellipsoid'...isliye  please chup "
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Arun ko chup karakar main wapas apni tapasya me leen ho gaya aur Esha ki ajeeb harqato ka smaran karne laga....lekin mujhe koyi aisa dhang ka jawab nahi mila,jo mere andar uthe mere un do sawalo ka jawab deti ho....lekin maine haar nahi mani aur ek baar phhir se apni sadhna me leen ho gaya....
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"abey itna mat soch...google me dekh le ki Earth ellipsoid kyun hai..." "thanks...ab chup rah..."
"yar tujhse ek baat kahni thi..." "sun raha hoon bol..."
"pahle meri taraf to dekh..."mera thobda pakad kar Arun ne apni taraf ghumaya aur bola"main aajkal kuchh jyada hee sperm donate kar raha hoon....koyi tareeka hai kya ,jisase main apni is donation me katauti kar saku..."
Arun ne jab mera thobda apni taraf ghumaya tabhich mera dil kiya ki ghuma ke ek hath use jad du aur uska thobda bigad doon...lekin phhir maine khud par control kiya aur uspar bhadakte hue bola...
"ise rokne ka sirf ek hee tareeka hai, tu apna lund kaat de...aur mujhe ab disturb mat karna ,warna ye kaam main khud kar dunga..."
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Arun iske baad kuchh nahi bola ,yaha tak ki usne mujhe phhir mudkar dekha bhi nahi...jiska fayda mujhe ye hua ki main bade itminaan se apna jawab dhoondane me laga raha...lekin mujhe door-door tak jawab nahi mila....tab maine socha ki aaj phhir Parking me Esha se milte hai, jisme Divya ka ,Esha ke sath na hona...condition apply hoga....
kal ki tarah maine aaj bhi College ke off hote hee Saurabh ko pataya taki wo kuchh bahana maarkar Arun ko apne sath le ja sake aur aaj mera bahana bana 'Chhatru ke sath important talking '
Arun aur Saurabh to kal ki tarah hostel chale gaye lekin R.Divya kal ki tarah aaj pahle nahi nikli....aaj dono sath me hee apne ghar ke liye ravana hue,jisase college ke baad Esha se parking me baat karne ke mere plan ne wahi dam tod diya....
" maa di ladali Divya ,lawdi jab dekho tab beech me apni gand fasati rahti hai...randi ,chhinar kahi ki...ye mar kyun nahi jati, MC...ek din in dono bhai bahno ka Qutl mere hatho jaroor hoga..."Divya ke tareefo ke pul badhte hue main hostel chala gaya....
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Anchoring me participate karne ka ek bada fayda mujhe hua tha,wo ye ki ab raat ko main limit me daru peene laga tha, taki subah main nashe me sota na rahu...kyunki Anchoring ki practice har din first period ke time hee hoti thi...
har din Auditorium me chhatru ,hume Abraham Lincoln ke jeewan ke wahi panne roj pakda deta aur stage par ek-ek karke sabse bulwata tha...jab kayi din tak aise hee beet gaye to mujhe Chhatru ke anchoring ke is method se nafrat hone lagi, lekin main chhatru ko kabhi kuchh bol nahi paya...main stage par jata zaroor tha lekin Chhatrapal ke prati ek khunnas me sab kuchh bolta tha....Yadi Chhatrapal ko mujhe neecha dikhane ka koyi ek mauka milta to wo us ek mauke ko do mauko me tabdil karke mujhpar war karta aur main....mujhe to jante hee hoge  ,main bhi uspar apne dialogues ki firing karta tha...
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Pichhale kuchh dino se Aradhna bhi Auditorium me practice karne ke liye aane lagi thi...wo is college me aur hum sabke ke beech nayi thi...isliye wo shuru me thoda-thoda ghabrati thi lekin phhir baad me usne apne andar bahut had tak sudhar la liya tha....Auditorium me mere aur Aradhna ke beech bahut baatein hoti, wo dheere-dheere mujhse khulti ja rahi thi aur beech-beech me jab uska mujhe chidhane ka man hota to mujhe 'Arman Sir' kahkar bulati...
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Jaha kal ki aayi laundi ,Aradhna mujhse dheere-dheere khul rahi thi,wahi Esha ab bhi mujhse baat karne me katrati thi...wo mujhse jab bhi baat karti to uske andar ek ghabrahat hamesha rahti thi....
waise to main pichhale hafte hee Esha se baat karne ki soch raha tha ,lekin abhi tak ain waqt aane par talne ke karan abhi tak Esha se baat nahi kar paya tha, isliye maine socha ki aaj Esha se apne un do sawalo ka jawab maang hee loon....
Mera pahla sawal ye tha ki 'Esha ne mera no. apne mobile par kyun save karke rakha hua hai...' aur dusara sawal ye ki ' Esha ki mami ki ladki ko mere baare me pata kaise chala'


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Waise mere ye dono sawal jyada ahmiyat to nahi rakhte the lekin inhi do sawalo ke karan mujhe ek aas dikhayi de rahi thi ki Shayad... Esha ke left side me main bhi hoon. mere ye dono suspect bhale hee mere ummid ke mutabiq mujhe parinam na de lekin mujhe koshish to karni hee thi kyunki mera personally aisa manna hai ki zindagi ke safar me success wahi hota hai ,jo ghane andhere me bhi ek chingari ki buniyaad par us andhere ko door kar de, na ki wo jo us bhayankar andhere se darkar laut jaye...
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Auditorium me main aaj 10 minute pahle hee pahucha.us waqt waha Chhatrapal Sir ko chhodkar sabhi aa chuke the yani ki 10 minute pahle aane par bhi main har din ki tarah aaj bhi late tha....
"hi...good morning."Esha ke side wali seat par baithkar maine kaha... "hii..."
"tum log yaha itna pahle aakar kya karte ho...kahi aisa to nahi ki tumlog raat ko ghar jaate hee nahi..." "tumhara kya matlab ki main raat ko yaha ruki thi..."mujhse bahas karne ke mood me Esha boli... "kuchh nahi yar, mazak kar raha tha..."bahas shuru hoti ,usase pahle hee bahas ko khatm karte hue maine kaha...
"mujhe mazak bilkul bhi pasand nahi..."
"mujhe bhi mazak nahi pasand...waise mera ek sawal hai..." agal-bagal dekhte hue pahle maine ye confirm kiya ki humari baat koyi sun to nahi raha aur jab ye confirm ho gaya to maine dheere se kaha..."tumhare mobile me mera number kyun hai.."
"tumhara number kyun hai ka kya matlab "apni aankhe badi-badi karte hue Esha ne ulta mujhse hee sawal kiya....
"darasal main ye puchhana chahta hoon ki...hum dono ke beech ek samay kafi ghamasan takrar hui thi aur ek ladki ko jaha tak main janta hoon uske according tumhare paas mera number nahi hona chahiye..."
"tumhara no. mere mobile me us ghamasan ladayi ke pahle se hee save tha...aur mujhe yaad bhi nahi raha ki tumhara no. mere mobile me save hai,wo to us din Devika ne na jaane kaha se tumhe call kar diya...that's all "
"ye Devika kaun ? "
"Devika meri mami ki ladki hai ,jisne tumhe call karke dhamki di thi...."
"aisa kya....khamkha main kuchh aur samajh baitha tha  , lekin phhir yaha ek aur sawal paida hota hai


ki tumne mera no. pahle kyun save kiya tha...matlab ki jab main apne mobile par kisi ka no. save karta hoon to kuchh sochkar hee karta hoon...tumne kya socha tha "Esha ko lapete me lete hue maine usi ke jawab me usi ko phansa diya...khud ko bahut hoshiyar samajh reli thi
"tumhara maine kyun save kiya ."Stage ki taraf Esha dekhkar sochane lagi...aur main idhar apni chalaki par khud ko shabashi de raha tha....
"mujhe yaad nahi..."
"ye to koyi jawab nahi hua..."
"ab mujhe yaad nahi to kya karu...waise bhi tum kitni purani baat puchh rahe ho aur main bhool gayi ki maine tumhara number kyun apne mobile me save kiya tha..."
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bol le jhooth, billi....mere pahle suspect ko charo taraf se dharashayi karne ke baad main Esha par apne dusare sawal ka prahar karta ,usase pahle maine Esha se kaha"ek aur sawal hai mera...dil pe to nahi logi.."
"yadi tumhara dusara sawal bhi pahle wale ki tarah wahiyat raha to behtar hee rahega ki mat puchho...kyunki main ab koyi jawab nahi dene wali..."
"thik hai....main ab ye puchhna chahta hoon ki tumhari mami ki ladki Devika ko mere baare me kaise pata chala,jiske baad usne mujhe call kiya..."
"maine pahle hee kaha tha ki usne shararat karne ke liye mera mobile uthaya aur achanak hee tumhare no. par call kar diya..."
"Devika ki age kya hogi..." "kyaaaa...."
"age...matlab umra, devika ki umra kitni hogi..." "20 , lekin tum ye kyun puchh rahe ho.."
"wo baad me bataunga...pahle ye batao ki kya wo psycho hai ya phhir thodi si satki hui hai...."
"wo meri cousin hai ,jara dhang se uske baare me baat karo...ye satki hui ka kya matlab hota hai..." "sorry...par tumhe ajeeb nahi lagta ki ek 20 saal ki padhi-likhi ladki ,jise koyi dimagi beemari nahi hai...wo tumhare mobile se aise hee kisi ka no. dial kar deti hai aur phhir baad me tumhe apni us kartoot ki jaankari bhi de deti hai...ye baat kahi se hazam nahi hoti Esha...sach batao..."
"mujhse ab baat mat karna...."waha se uthkar Esha jate hue boli...
"jiska dar tha, wahi hua....ye to bura maan gayi..."waha par chup-chap baithkar main Esha ko waha se jate hue dekhta raha.
mere pahle sawal ka jo jawab Esha ne diya tha, mujhe uske us jawab par bhi shaq tha...lekin ab to wo baat karne ko bhi taiyar nahi thi. Lekin aaj main thaan ke hee aaya tha ki apne ye dono sandeh door karke hee rahunga, isliye main apni jagah se uthkar Esha ke daye taraf phhir se baith gaya....
"tu to bhadak gayi,isiliye main tujhe billi kahta hoon...aur sun jyada gussa hone ki jaroorat nahi hai,warna abhich apun pure college me ye baat faila dega ki tune mujhe subah call karke black mail kiya...black mail matlab mai apni taraf se koyi bhi kahani jod dunga aur tu to janti hee hai ki main kahani banane me kitna mahir hoon...isliye Esha ji aapse namra nivedan hai ki aap mujhe mere dusare prashn ka spasht uttar de...."
"tum mujhe dhamki dene ki koshish kar rahe ho...."apni aawaz tez karte hue Esha boli...
"main dhamki dene ki koshish nahi kar raha...main to dhamki de raha hoon aur aawaz thoda neeche rakho, warna shuruat yahi se ho jayegi..."
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Auditorium me baithe sabhi students jab humari taraf hee dekhne lage to Esha ka mujhpar ufan marta hua gussa thoda thanda hua aur wo apne daant chabate hue dheere se boli....
"college khatm hone ke baad parking me milna ,abhi Chhatrapal sir auditorium me aa gaye hai, samjhe...."
"is chhatru ki to...."main peechhe palta to dekha ki Chhatru apni kalayi me bandhi ghadi me time dekhte hue samne stage ki taraf aa raha tha....
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Chhatrapal ji har din ki tarah aaj bhi samne khade ho gaye aur sabse wahi karwaya ,jo pichhale ek hafte se ho raha tha...pahle-pahal to maine Chhatrapal ke dwara ek page pakda kar mic me bulwane ki technique par maine kuchh khas gaur nahi kiya...lekin baad me maine dhyan dena shuru kiya aur jo baat mujhe pata chali wo ye ki Chhatru humari practice ke pahle din se hee selection karne laga tha....
Chhatrapal sir speech ke dauran ekdum samne wali row par baith jate aur samne wali ki tone ,bolne ki style aur interest par gaur karte the. Sabhi students practice ke pahle din se hee us din ka intezaar kar rahe the ki kab Chhatrapal sir unme se 6 ko select kare aur 2-2 ki team bana kar 3 group banaye aur wo apni final practice shuru kar sake....lekin jaisa mera manna tha uske anusar wo 6 log to aaj se 2-3 pahle hee select ho chuke the.....jiski jaankari sirf aur sirf chhatru ko thi....
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Iski bhanak mujhe tab lagi jab Chhatrapal sir daily humse Abraham Lincoln ki jeewani hume stage me bulakar padhwate the .kyunki na to Lincoln ji ke upar hume koyi essay likhna tha aur na hee golden jubilee ke mauke par Lincoln ji ka koyi topic tha....actually Chhatrapal in 7 dino me ye observe kar raha tha ki kis students ka interest kitna hai aur yadi meri soch sahi hai to wo unhi students ko select karega jinhone pure hafte full interest ke sath apni speech di ho....
Main Chhatrapal ke is trick ko bhaanp gaya tha ya phhir dusare shabdo me kahu to aisi hee same to same trick mere college me bhi mere teacher apply karte the aur yadi teesare shabdo me kahu to ' Anchoring karne ka ye mahafamous tareeka hai' jo har us bande ko maloom hoga ,jisne google me thodi si mehnat ki hogi.....
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Aradhna ko count karke ab total 12 students ho gaye the,jinme se 6 ko select karna tha aur 6 ko Auditorium se bahar ka rasta dikhana tha...kuchh ladke jo khud ko oversmart dikhate the wo pichhale ek-do dino se Lincoln ji ke baare me bolte waqt jamhayi le lete the to kabhi-kabhi apna hath-pair khujlane lagte the. Un Over-smart ladko me kuchh ladke aise bhi the,jo ek-do teen se Chhatrapal sir se ye puchhane lage the ki ,wo unhe 2-2 ke group me divide kyun nahi karte....matlab saaf tha ki in sabko Chhatrapal buttkick karne wala tha.
Jis din maine Esha se sawal puchha us din bhi taqriban 4-5 students ne Lincoln ji ke baare me wahi purani speech dene me aana kani ki...kuchh ne to boring tak ka darja de dala...lekin unme kuchh aise bhi students the jo Chhatrapal ke die-hard fan the aur unhone Auditorium me kabhi apna muh nahi khola aur unme main bhi shamil tha....
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Us din last period me mere mobile me Esha ne ek messege tapkaya ki wo chhutti ke baad parking me mera intezaar karegi...Esha ke is messege ke turant baad main ye samajh gaya ki mujhe pichhale kayi din ki tarah aaj bhi Arun ko chodu banakar ,Saurabh ke sath bhejna hai....
"Arun, tere mobile me messege pack hai kya..."
"ye messege tum jaise geedad karte hai, bhai sher hai isliye direct call karta hai...."
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Arun se naa me jawab milne ke baad maine apne hee mobile se Esha ko messege send karne ka socha aur likha ki 'Divya ko apne sath mat rakhna,warna main wapas laut jaunga...'
College khatm hone baad main parking ki taraf badha ,jaha Esha apni car ke bahar khade hokar mujhe idhar-udhar dhoondh rahi thi aur Divya ja chuki thi....
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"hello..."ek pyari si smile marte hue maine kaha"to bina samay ganwaye seedhe point par aa jao..."
"ek minute....mujhe sochne do....haan, yaad aa gaya. You Know Arman ,you are a hot topic of discussion in our college as well as in our home....."
"meri english utni buri bhi nahi hai lekin kasam se kuchh bhi samajh nahi aaya...."
"tum mere ghar me aur Gautam ke ghar me discuss karne ka ek hot topic ho...aur jis din devika ne tumhe call kiya uske ek din pahle hee main tumhare baare me usase baat kar rahi thi...is tarah se wo tumhare baare me jaan gayi..."
"sach...."main bas itna kah paya kyunki jo baat Esha ne mujhe batayi thi ,wo mere liye bilkul nayi thi.isliye uspar yakin karna mushkil ho raha tha.

[Samrock19797]

Chapter-48: A ~langar~ Football Match
Update-185 :

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Mujhe itna to maloom tha ki main apne bure karmo ke chalte college me bahut famous hoon lekin main itna famous hoon ki is shahar ke sabse rahis gharo me mere baare me baat hoti hai ,ye main nahi janta tha.....Esha ke us jawab par maine yakin to nahi kiya tha,lekin andar hee andar khud par garv bhi kar raha tha....
Esha ki baat sunkar mera seena turant do inch chauda ho gaya aur dil kiya ki goggle lagakar koyi dialogue maru lekin phhir kuchh sochkar maine apna ye goggle laakar dialogue marne ka vichar chhod diya aur Esha se aage puchha....
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"main itna jyada popular hoon ,jaankar khushi hui....waise mere baare me kya discuss karte ho tum log...."
"mere aur Gautam ke ghar me aisa koyi din nahi hota,jab tumhe bura-bhala na kaha gaya ho...tum yakin nahi karoge par sab log tumse be-inteha nafrat karte hai..."
"mujhe bhi kuchh aisi hee ummid  "
Us din Parking place me Esha ko apne shabdo ke jaal me phansa kar maine bahut kuchh jaan liya.jaise ki beech-beech me Esha ki mom Esha se puchhati hai ki 'wo lafanga sudhra ya ab bhi waisi maar-peet karta hai....'
Mujhe lekar Esha aur Gautam ke ghar me same situation rahti hai ,bole to mera name jehan me aate hee unke muh se mere liye galiya barasati hai....khair ye sab dil pe leni ki baat nahi hai aur na hee bura manne ki baat hai kyunki ye sab to human nature ki properties hai....
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"wo sab to thik hai Esha, lekin kya tumhe nahi lagta ki aise hee kisi ke bhi samne apne ghar ki private baaten share karna galat hai...."
Jab main apni burayi sunkar pak gaya to maine Esha ko rokne ke liye kaha,kyunki wo non-stop mere dil par dande pe dande mare ja rahi thi.Mere tokne ke baad Esha ko jaise apni galti ka ahsaas hua aur usne apna hath apne hontho par rakh liya.....
"tumhare gharwalo ke mere prati uchch vicharo ki jaankari to mujhe ho gayi, lekin ab ye batao ki mere baare me tumhara kya sochna hai...matlab ki kya tum bhi apna dil kholkar meujhe bura-bhala kahti ho..."
"main nahi bataungi...ab main ek lafz bhi aage nahi bolungi..."


"bata de billi, warna main.....main...."
"warna kya...tum mujhe phhir se dhamki de rahe ho..." "chal thik hai jaa..."
"main kyun jaun, tum jao..." "are ja na..."
"pahle tum jao..."
"aisa kya, le phhir main nahi jata,bol kya karegi billi..." "phhir main bhi nahi jaungi, billu,bilav,billa...."
"khisak le idhar se ,ye main last warning de raha hoon....warna "
"warna kya...haaaann ,bolo warna kya...kya kar loge tum..."mujhe challenge karte hue Esha ek kadam aage badhi.....
"kamal hai yar,ise to mujhse dar hee nahi lagta..."Esha ke ek kadam aage badhne ke baad maine khud se kaha aur Esha ki'warna kya...' ka jawab sochane laga....
"Esha ,dekh ab to chup-chap yaha se jati hai ya main apni super power dikhau..." "jab tak tum nahi jaoge, tab tak main bhi nahi jaungi..."
"tu jaa yaha se nahi to main tujhe kiss kar lunga...phhir mat bolna ki maine aisa kyun kiya...."
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Mere kiss karne wale jawab ka Esha ke andar jabardast reaction hua aur wo turant apni car me baithkar waha se chali gayi.....
"mujhse argument karti hai,ab aa gayi na line  "
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Golden Jubilee ke function ke liye ab taiyariya joro se chal rahi thi.Singging,dancing etc. Jaise programme ki practice to college ke samay hee ho jati thi ,lekin sports wagerah ki practice college ke baad shuru hoti thi...har branch ki ek-ek team bana di gayi thi, jo ki ek tay kiye hue din me dusare branch se bhidne wali thi...in short kahe to college me is samay competitive mahol tha, jisme College ke lagbhag aadhe se adhik students jhulas rahe the....College ke us competitive mahol se mere khas dost Arun,Saurabh ki tarah sirf wo hee log bache the,jo Golden jubilee ke is golden mauke par kisi bhi field me active nahi the....
8th Sem. me aate tak mujhe aur hostel me rahne wale mere kuchh dosto ko shaam ke waqt koyi sa game khelne ki aadat lag chuki thi,jisase humari sharir me ek nayi energy ghus jati thi aur phhir raat ko hum log pel ke daru peete the....lekin aajkal hum jis bhi ground me shaam ke waqt energy lene jaate waha branch wise launde practice karte hue milte the,isliye ab humara ground humare hostel ka corridor bana....jaha hum log Cricket,football bade aaram se khelte the......
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"main,Arman bhai ki team me rahunga..."Pandey ji ko jab Arun ne apni team me liya to Rajshri Pandey ekdum se chilla utha....
"mar MC, jaa chus le Arman ka..."Pandey ji ka collar pakad kar use Arun ne meri taraf dhakela aur bola"bhag lawde meri team se...."
"Saurabh darling meri taraf..."maine apni team ke agle khiladi ko select kiya...
"to phhir ye kallu kanghichor meri taraf..."Kallu ko hath dikhate hue Arun ne kaha"aa ja be kaliye..."
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Maine aur Arun ne 4-4 laundo ki team banayi aur corridor me football khelne ke liye aa pahuche....is beech ek aur launda waha aaya aur usne bhi khelne ki ichchha prakat ki....
"jaa pahle apne liye koyi jodidar lekar aa...aise me to ek taraf 5 aur ek taraf 4 launde rahenge..."us ladke


se Arun ne kaha...
"sun be Arun...tu rakh le ise, tum jaise gandul 5 kya 50 bhi ho jaye tab bhi mujhe koyi fark nahi padta..." "main kyun rakhu, tu hee rakh le aur beta gandul kaun hai ye to match ke baad hee pata chalega,jab main tera hath-pair tod dunga..."
"thik hai phhir...aaja be,idhar khada ho ja..."us naye launde ko apni taraf aane ka ishara karte hue maine khud se kaha"ek baar phhir se Arun ko chodu bana diya  , i'm so smart...ab to 100 main jeet ke hee rahunga...."
Jab corridor me dono team tainat ho gayi to main sabse pahle Rajshri ke paas gaya aur bola.."tu jaa ke goalkeeping kar be lodu aur beta yadi ek baar bhi football is paar se us paar gayi to soch lena..." "Arman bhai..aap fikra mat karo...ek baar main Rajshree kha loon,uske baad to Koyi mayi ka laal mujhe hara nahi sakta..."
Pandey ji ko goalkeeper banane ke baad main Saurabh ke paas gaya aur bola"sun be, tu defence karna aur jo koyi bhi football lekar tere paas aaye, sale ka hath-pair tod dena....main forward khelunga..."
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Waise to mujhe football khelna nahi aata tha lekin jaise humlog langar dance karte the,waise hee hum log langar football khel rahe the,jaha koyi rules nahi...bas football goal honi chahiye ,uske liye chahe koyi sa bhi tareeka apnaya jaye....jab main apni team ki taraf se forward khelne aaya to mujhe dekhkar Arun bhi forward khelne ke liye aage aa gaya....Kallu Kanghichor mujhe cover karne ke liye mere paas hee khada tha aur Arun mere thik samne mujhe galiya de raha tha.....
"three....two....one...start"
teen tak ki ginti samapt hone ke baad maine football ko apni pahli hee kick me Arun ke thobde ko nishana banana chaha, lekin football se mera pair hee touch nahi hua bole to Arun ke thobde ko bigadne ka maine ek sunahara avasar miss kar diya  aur kallu football lekar aage bada...
"Sauraaabh....aage mat jane dena, muh me laat marna is kaliye ke..." apna pura dam lagakar main cheekha...jiske baad kallu dar ke mare jaha tha ,usne football ko wahi chhoda aur wapas laut aaya.... "aise tumlog maar-peet karoge to main nahi  "kallu Arun ke paas jakar mujhse bola...


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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"abey Arman, 100  ke liye tu itna neeche gir jayega...maine kabhi socha nahi tha, thoo hai tujhpar..." "abhi kal ke match me jab tu mere taraf tha ,tab to bahut bol raha tha ki maar us kaliye ko....isliye ab apni ye nautanki band kar aur game shuru kar...."maine kaha aur palat kar Saurabh ko aawaz diya "thaam le be football aur yadi ab kallu is area me aaya to uchakar uske muh me juta ghusa dena...."
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Asliyat me main aur meri team aisa kuchh bhi nahi karne wali thi ,ye to sirf humara match jeetne ka plan tha,jo maine abhi-abhi banaya tha...jisase samne wali team ke launde humari taraf dar ke maare na aa sake....lekin match ke shuruati halat dekhkar mujhe andaza ho chala tha ki aaj to yaha world war III hone wala hai.
Kallu ko dara hua pakar Arun ne usase apni position change ki aur khel phhir se shuru hua....
main football lekar aage badha to defence karne ke liye kallu mere samne aa gaya aur maine football ko marne ke bahane uske pair me ek kick jad di jiske baad wo langdate hue saamne se hat gaya....Arun mere peechhe tha ,isliye main toofan ki tarah samne wali team ki dhajjiya udate hue aage badhta gaya lekin mere aakhiri shot ko unke goalkeeper ne rok liya....
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"tujhe bola tha na be kaliye ki beech me mat aana, lekin tu mana nahi...ab chus..."peechhe apni team ki taraf jate hue maine kallu se kaha,jo apne pair sahla raha tha....
Arun ki team se Arun hee football ko idhar-udhar nachate hue humari taraf la raha tha . Arun ko pelne ka mera koyi plan nahi tha lekin dikkat ye bhi thi ki mujhe dhang se football khelna bhi nahi aata tha ki main use bina chot pahuchaye usase football chheen loon, isliye Arun ko pelne ke bahane se main aage badha aur seedhe jakar use apne dono hatho se pakad liya...
"Sauraaabh ,football chheen kar aage badh aur yadi kallu beech me aaya to juta utarkar seedhe muh me marna lawde ke..."cheekhte hue maine Saurabh ko aawaz di....
"ye to gaddari hai be, chhod mujhe...ye to niyam ke khilaf hai"Aankhe dikhate hue Arun bola... "achchha beta, aaj ye niyam ke khilaf ho gaya...kal tu jab meri team me tha,tab to tu hee aise formula use kar raha tha...."


"kal ki baat kuchh aur thi...aaj ye sab nahi chalega..."
"aise-kaise nahi chalega...papa ji ka raaz hai kya...chal khisak idhar se..."jab Saurabh ne goal kar diya to Arun ko chhodte hue maine kaha...
"ab dekh beta,Arman apun kya kahar dhata hai..."
Kahar dhane ki dhamki dekar Arun apni team ke paas gaya aur unse kuchh baate karne laga.hum log 1-0 se lead kar rahe the,jise dekhkar Arun ki gand fatne lagi aur usne kallu se jakar kaha ki yadi tujhe koyi mare to tu bhi use marna....
Arun ki team ne lagbhag 5 minute tak apni planning banayi ,jiske baad kallu ek baar phhir mere paas aakar khada ho gaya aur to aur unka goalkeeper bhi kick marne ke baad humari taraf badha....Arun ki team ka ye kadam ek tarah se hairatangez karnama tha aur jab tak main kuchh samajhta uske pahle hee kallu ne mujhe jor se pakad kar deewar se sata diya aur udhar Arun ne peechhe se Saurabh ki garden pakad li ,jisase Saurabh apni jagah se hil tak nahi paya....humare baki do players ko bhi aise hee pakad kar gira diya gaya aur Arun ke team ke goalkeeper ne apne goal post se football lakar humare goal post me daal di
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"iski maa ka...ye to football ke niyam ki dhajjiya uda di be tumne...tumhara goalkeeper kaise itna andar aa sakta hai..."hairan-pareshan sa kuchh seconds ke liye main jaise coma me chala gaya tha...
"ab bol lawde Arman,kya bolta hai...tujhe lagta hai ki sirf tu hee eklauta aisa hai...jo plan bana sakta hai...ab to tu gaya kaam se..."
Arun ke in bhayankar vakyo ko sunkar mera khoon khaul utha aur maine apni team ke charo member ko apne paas bulaya aur unhe samjhaya ki hume kya karna hai...humare 5 minute ke break ke baad humare plan ke mutabiq pandey ji ne football ko pair se kick karne ke bajay hath me pakda aur tezi se samne wale pale ki taraf bhaga...ab humara ye football match football match na hokar RUGBY match ban gaya tha, jisme ball ko hath me lekar bhagna hota hai...Pandey ji ki is harqat se Arun aur uski puri team ke hosh udd gaye aur wo pandey ji ko rokne ke liye turant daud pade...lekin tabhich pandey ji ne ball meri taraf feka,jise maine bina der kiya lapak liya aur Arun ki team ke goalkepper ko hatho se ghaseet kar football ke sath goal kar diya
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"Arun lund, ab bol...kaisa laga mera plan...ab tu gaya beta..."
"ab dekh main kya karta hoon..."bolkar Arun ne phhir se apni team ko apne paas bulaya aur 5 minute tak unse discuss karta raha....
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Discussion ke baad jab game shuru hua to ab football ka game Handball ka game ban gaya. Arun aur uske team wale pandey ji ke Rugby game ki tarah football ko lekar daude nahi balki unhone door-door me khade apne team ke laundo ko football fek kar football pass kiya aur humare nikamme goalkeeper Sir Rajshree Pandey ji ki badaulat humne bhi dusara goal kha liya.....jiske baad Arun ne phhir mujhe hekadi dikhayi....
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Mere aur Arun ki team ke beech khela gaya wo football match ,ek football match na hokar universal match ho gaya tha, jisme kabhi koyi football khelta ,to koyi Rugby khelta aur jiska dil karta wo humare us football match ko handball ka game bhi bana deta tha. Bole to ~langar~ football match...jisme koyi rules nahi ,bas football goal honi chahiye ,jiske liye chahe koyi sa bhi saam daam dand bhed apnana pade...
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"abki baar goal hone ke baad jiske adhik point rahenge,wo match jeetega...kya bolta hai..."hafte hue


Arun ne mujhse kaha...
"thik hai...ye last goal..ab tak ka score barabar hai, isliye jo is baar goal dagega Match aur
100  uske..."maine bhi hafte hue kaha..."lekin uske pahle 5 minute ka break lete hai...kya bolta hai " "main bhi yahi soch raha tha..."

humara wo langar football match taqriban ek ghante tak chala ,jisme dono team ne hath-pair se 10-10 goal dage the....isliye 5 minute ke break ke baad jo bhi team goal karti wo ek point ki lead lekar winner rahti.

apne room me aakar maine pani ka bottle khola aur pura bottle khali kar diya....lekin tab bhi aadhi pyas baki thi...mere jaisa haal waha baithe Arun, Saurabh ,Pandey ji aur un sabhi ka tha jo match khel rahe the....Pandey ji itne thak gaye ki jor-jor se hafte hue zameen par audhe let gaye aur bole ki 'Arman bhai...ab mere me himmat nahi bachi hai...aap sambhal lo...'
'ek to gaya kaam se...Saurabh tere me kuchh dam baki hai ya tu bhi tel lene jayega..." "main khelunga...."
"chal phhir bahar aa, plan banate hai..."
Pandey ji ko wahi zameen me chhodkar main, Saurabh aur baki do ke sath bahar aaya aur plan banane laga....
aakhiri goal humari taraf hua tha, isliye football lekar humlog match start karne wale the...jab Arun ki team samne tainat ho gayi to maine Saurabh ko unke beech bheja aur apne team ke ek launde ke hath me football dekar Rugby wale game ki tarah bhagne ke liye kaha....us launde ne thik waisa hee kiya lekin half pitch par Arun ne meri team ke us launde ko pakad liya jiske turant baad plan ke mutabiq Saurabh, jo peechhe khada tha...usne Arun ki gardan ko thik waise hee daboch liya ,jaise ki Arun ne pahle Saurabh ki gardan ko dabocha tha....
Arun ki team ka goalkeeper abki baar apni hee jagah par khada raha lekin Arun ko Saurabh ke changul se chhudane ke liye kaliya aage aaya aur tabhich maine apna badla pura karne ke uddeshya se ghuma kar ek laat kaliye ko de mari aur kaliya seedhe deewar se ja bhida ,jiske baad deewar ne Sir Isaac Newton ke third law ka palan karte hue kaliye ko neeche zameen par gira diya....
"mujhse bhidta hai bose dk..ab ja ke ilaaz karwa lena..."kaliye ke sharir ko jagah-jagah se todne ke baad maine usase kaha....
Arun ko Saurabh ne phansa rakha tha aur kaliya neeche zameen par leta karah raha tha. Ab Arun ke team me sirf do log bache the aur wo dono goal post me jakar apna hath faila kar khade ho gaye.... "tum dono ko maloom nahi kya ki main basketball me mahir hoon...beta jab main us chhote se chhed me(ring) basketball ghusa deta hoon to phhir yaha mujhe goal karne se kaise rokoge be..."
Mera itna confidence dekhkar un ladko ka darr aur bhi badh gaya aur wo dono apne dono hath faila kar ek-dusare ke bagal me khade ho gaye....
humare hostel ka corridor jyada chauda nahi tha ,isliye jab wo dono apne hath faila kar khade ho gaye to pura ka pura goal post un dono ke body se thak gaya....isliye goal karne me mujhe ab badi dikkat ho rahi thi...lekin jyada der tak nahi...maine football ko apne hath me liya aur ghumakar un dono me se ek ke pet me de mara.....
"aaayyyyiiiii.....gand fat gayi be..."bolte hue wo ladka,jiske pet me maine abhi-abhi football tana tha,wo wahi apna pet pakad kar baith gaya...
ab jab ek ghayal ho chuka tha to mere liye goal karne ka kaam behad aasan ho gaya tha aur phhir maine bina samay ganwaye aakhiri goal daag diya....
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"la de 100  "aakhiri goal karne ke baad main Arun ke paas gaya aur usase bet ke paise mange....


"le lena na baad me...kahi bhage ja raha hoon kya...."
"chal baad me de dena..."apne room ki taraf aate hue maine winner wali smile Arun ko di...lekin mere room me ghusne se pahle hee kaliya mujhe kuchh bolne laga...
"kya hua be, maine to tujhe pahle hee warn kiya tha ki mere raste me mat aana...lekin nahi,...teri hee gand me badi khujali thi..."
"lawde, mujhe kal apni bahan ko lekar hospital jaana tha...lekin ab nahi ja paunga...aaaaahhhhh" "abey to dard se karah raha hai ya chudayi kar raha hai...dard me bhi koyi aise karahta hai kya..aaaaahhhhh "
"baat mat palat Arman...tune ye sahi nahi kiya...."
"ab jyada nautanki mat kar be kallu..."Kaliye ko sahara dekar uthate hue maine kaha "waise teri bahan college me padhti hai,ye mujhe aaj hee pata chala...kaun hai wo..."
"first year me hai...name hai Aradhna Sharma..."
 
"Aradhna Sharma... kha maa kasam "jabardast tarike se chaukte hue maine Kallu se puchha....

[Samrock19797]

Chapter-49: battle for dignity
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mujhe is tarah se shocked hota dekh kallu bhi buri tarah chauka aur darne laga ki kahi main use phhir na pel doon . Main isliye itni buri tarah chauka tha kyunki Aradhna aur kallu ke face me koyi mel-jol nahi tha.
Aradhna utni gori bhi nahi thi, lekin kallu jaise nihayat kali bhi nahi thi...Aradhna avon maal bhale na ho lekin aisi to thi hee ki yadi wo chodne ka proposal de to main mana na  wahi kallu ekdum badsurat mendhak ke jaise muh wala tha aur to aur sala kanghi bhi churata tha....
"aise kya dekh raha hai be, phhir se marega kya..."
"Aradhna teri sagi bahan hai ya phhir tere chacha,mama,kaka,fufa,tauji....etc. etc. Ki beti hai..."
Mere dwara aisa sawal karne par pahle tu kallu mujhe kha jaane wali nazaro se dekhne laga lekin jab use aisa laga ki wo mera kuchh nahi ukhad sakta to wo thoda mayoos aur thode gusse ke sath bola... "Aradhna meri door ki bahan hai...tujhe usase kya..."
"tabhi main sochu ki tujh jaise kaliya ki bahan Aradhna kaise ho sakti hai..." Aradhna ,kallu ki door ke rishte ki bahan hai ye jaankar main badbadaya aur waha se apne room me aaya....
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Mere room me is waqt Saurabh, Arun ke sath Pandey ji bhi mauzood the,jo football Match ke dauran lagi chot ko sahla rahe the...Arun ke hath aur gardan ke paas ki thodi si chamdi ghis gayi thi,wahi Saurabh sahi-salamat tha......
"dekh liya be,mujhe challenge karne ka nateeja, ab agli baar se aaukat me rahna..warna is baar gardan ke paas ki thodi si chamdi ukhdi hai,agli baar pura gardan ukhad dunga...."shanshaho wali style me main apne bed par baithate hue bola"mujhe dekh ,main kaise match ke baad bhi relax feel kar raha hoon..." "jyada bolega to 100  ke badle me main lund ke 100 baal thamaunga..."aaine me dekhkar apni gardan ko sahlate hue Arun ne kaha"aur beta, aaine me dekh ,tera matha fod diya hai maine..."
Arun ke itna bolne ke sath hee mera hath khud ba khud mere sar par gaya aur jaise hee maine apna hath apne mathe par phhiraya to thodi si jalan hui....
"khoon nikal raha hai kya be Saurabh..."
"thodi si kharoch hai be...bas aur kuchh nahi...aur ye bata tu us kanghichor se kis laundiya ke baare me baat kar raha tha..."
"aisich hai ek item...usi ke baare me baat kar raha tha..."baat ko talte hue maine kaha...kyunki yadi main unhe Aradhna ke baare me batata to phhir unhe puri kahani batani padti ki main kaise canteen me Aradhna se mila aur wo anchoring ki practice karne bhi aati hai...blah..blah.
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Agle din jab main college ke liye hostel se nikal raha tha to jo baat mere dimag me thi ,wo ye ki Esha ka


mujhe dekhkar kya reaction hoga, wo mujhse behave kaise karegi...mujhse baat bhi karegi ya nahi...kyunki kal shaam ke waqt parking me maine use kaha tha ki 'yadi wo mujhse pahle nahi jayegi to main uski pappi le lunga'  . Us waqt to maine ye kah diya tha lekin baad me jab maine ispar gaur kiya aur itminan se socha to mujhe aisa laga ki mujhe Esha ko wo nahi bolna chahiye tha....isliye main Auditorium ki taraf jaate waqt thoda ghabra bhi raha tha .
"ek kaam karta hoon, auditorium me jaate hee Esha ko bol dunga ki wo kal wali baat ka bura na mane...wo to maine aise hee mazak me kah diya tha....yesss..yahich bolunga,tab wo maan jayegi..." Auditorium ki taraf jaate waqt maine bakayada wo lines bhi bana dali, jo mujhe Esha se bolna tha.us din Esha mujhe auditorium ke baahar akeli khadi mili aur maine dil hee dil me uparwale ka shukriya ada kiya kyunki yadi is waqt Esha mujhe kuchh ulta seedha bhi kah deti to koyi aur nahi sunta....warna yadi Esha kisi teesare ke samne mujhpar chillati to mera ahankar jo mujhme koot-koot kar bhara hua hai...wo apni insult hote hue dekh turant bahar aata aur jiska natiza Esha ki sabke saamne ghor bejjati ke roop me nikalta....
"good morning, yaha khadi mera intezaar kar rahi thi kya "hamesha ki tarah haste-muskurate hue maine kaha....is ummid me ki Esha bhi haste-muskurate hue jawab degi...
"tumse koyi matlab ki main yaha khadi hokar kya kar rahi hoon...apne kaam se matlab rakho..."chidchidepan ke sath Esha ne mera swagat kiya....
Kasam se yadi us waqt waha Esha ki jagah koyi aur ladki hoti ,yaha tak ki Angelina Silva ki jagah Angelina jolie bhi hoti aur wo mere good morning ka aisa chidchida jawab deti to main seedhe ghuma ke ek lafa marta ,lekin wo ladki Esha thi isliye main shant hee raha....ye sochkar ki shayad uska mood kharab hoga.
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"pakka ,aaj uncle ji ne kiraye ke paise nahi diye honge...isiliye itna bhadak rahi hai. lekin tension mat le
,main bahut rahis hoon....bol kitna rokda doon...tu kahe to blank check sign karke de du..."Esha ka mood thik karne ke irade se maine aisa kaha....lekin Esha par iska ulta hee asar hua.
Esha aur bhi jyada mujhpar bhadak gayi aur usne kuchh aise baate bol di ,jo seedhe teer ke mafiq mere dil me chubhi, wo boli...
"tumhe lagta hai ki main tumse baat bhi karna pasand karti hoon...haaannn , tum jaise ladko ko main achchhi tarah se janti hoon, jaha koyi rahis ladki dikhi nahi ki uske peechhe pad gaye....Gautam ke sath tumne jo kiya ,uske baad to mujhe tumhari name se bhi ghin aati hai...aur jitna rupaye tumhare garib maa-baap tumhe ek mahine me bhijawate hai na utna to main har din bar,pub wagerah me tip de deti hoon...bloody nonsense...pata nahi kaha-kaha se chale aate hai,bhikhari..."
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Esha ke muh se aise-aise lafz sunkar mujhe pahli baar me to yakin hee nahi hua ki Esha ne mujhse hee wo sab kaha hai...mera kaan aise sann hua jaise kisi ne jor se mere kaan me jhapad de mara hoon....ekpal ke liye mujhe samajh hee nahi aaya ki main kya karu, lekin Esha ne aise-aise shabd bol diye the ki mere ahankar ne mere pyar ko turant maat de di aur main bola...
"dekho, mere mobile me call teri taraf se aaya tha na ki maine tujhe call kiya tha...isliye aisa sochna bhi mat ki mujhe tujh jaisi ladki se baat karne me ratti bhar ki bhi dilchaspi hai...wo to Auditorium me dekha ki tujhse baki ladkiya baat nahi karti isliye taras khakar tere paas do din kya baith gaya, do chaar baate kya kar li...tune to uska ulta-seedha hee matlab nikal...fool kahi ki...aur tune mere maa-baap ko garib kaha ? teri to...abey jitne paisa teri puri garib family ek mahine me udati hai hai na utna to mera sirf daru ka bill rahta hai....aur tu khud ko bahut rich samajhti hai..."jeb se goggle nikal kar pahante hue maine kaha"jitni ki tu nahi hogi,utne ka to sirf mera goggle hai..ab chal side de, andar wo chhatru mujhse anchoring ki tips lene ke liye mera intezaar kar raha hoga..."


Maine turant Esha ko pakad kar ektaraf khiskaya . Mere dwara apni insult hote dekh Esha ki aag aur bhi bhadak gayi aur jab maine use chhua to wo cheekhte hue boli"don't touch meeeeee...."
"sorry ki maine tujh jaisi ko chhukar apna hath ganda kar liya aur sun ,agli baar mujhse jubaan sambhal kar baat karna warna aisi bejjati karunga ki 24 hours mere lafz jhapad ki tarah kaan me bajenge...ab mujhe ghoorna band kar,warna mera mood kharab hua to ek-do jhapad yahi laga dunga....sali attitude dikhati hai..."
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Esha ke sath ghamasan ladayi karke main auditorium me ghusa aur pahli baar mujhe Esha ke sath misbehave karne ka koyi malaal nahi tha, balki mera dil kar raha tha,abhich bahar jaakar uspar MC,BC,BKL,MKL...ki bhi varsha kar doon...lekin maine jaise-taise khud ko control kiya aur Auditorium me ek kone me chup-chap baithkar khud ko thanda karne laga....
"sali khud ko samajhti kya hai, abhi mood kharab hua to dayi chod dunga, lawda samajh ke kya rakhi hai mujhe..."
Main bahut der tak ek kone me akele baith kar Esha ko bura-bhala kahta raha lekin mera gussa tha ki thanda hone ka naam hee nahi le raha tha...Auditorium me baki students bhi aa gaye the bas Chhatrapal kisi kone marwa raha tha....
"aaj us BC Chhatrapal ne jyada hoshiyari chodi to marunga MC ko...phhir lawde ki sari anchoring gand me ghus jayegi dayichod sala..."mera gussa Esha se divert hokar Chhatrapal par aa gaya .
"good morning...sir, itne akele kyun baithe ho..."
aawaz sunkar maine aawaz ki taraf apna chehra kiya to dekha ki Aradhna khadi thi aur mand-mand muskan ke sath apne hath me ek paper liye khadi thi....
"kya hai..."maine chahak kar kaha, jisase wo thoda peechhe ho gayi...
"gussa kyun hote ho sir, bas itna hee to puchha ki aap akele kyun baithe ho..."
"tujhse koyi matlab ki main yaha kone me baithu ya samne stage par leta rahu...mera man main chahe to auditorium ke chhat par jakar baithu, tujhe kya...aur yadi tune agli baar mujhe sir kaha to tera gala daba dunga...ab bhag yaha se..."
Jo gussa Esha ya phhir Chhatrapal par utarna chahiye tha, wo us bechari Aradhna par utar gaya...kisi mahan aadmi ne sahi hee kaha hai ki har waqt ungali nahi karni chahiye...aur Aradhna ne wahi ungali karne wala kaam kar diya tha. Mera aisa raudra roop dekhkar Aradhna waha se turant bhag khadi hui aur main wahi tab tak baitha raha jab tak chhatrapal ne mera name lekar mujhe stage par nahi bula liya.....
Aaj Chhatrapal ne apne un 6 students ko select kar liya tha, jo golden jubilee ke function me anchoring karne wale the aur un 6 students me se main aur Esha bhi the...Aradhna ko Chhatrapal ne additional ke taur par select kiya tha,taki by chance yadi koyi kisi karanvash function me na paye to Aradhna uski bharpayi kar de.....
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jin 6 students ko Chhatrapal ne select kiya tha, unme se 3 ladke aur 3 ladkiya thi aur ab 2-2 ke group banne wale the.
According to Chhatru, har group me ek ladka aur ek ladki rahne wale the ,isliye main is samay stage par khada hokar yahi dua kar raha tha ki Esha mere sath na phhanse warna mere hatho uska khoon ho jayega....lekin us MC chhatrapal ne wahi kiya, jo main nahi chahta tha...sale ne mujhe Esha ke sath jod diya aur hath me do page pakda kar mic ke paas jaane ke liye kaha....


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Meri kismat bhi ekdum jhand hai. Jo main chahta tha, Chhatrapal ne same to same waisa hee kiya tha...matlab ki main select bhi ho gaya tha aur meri jodidar Esha bani thi...lekin mujhe ab ye pasand nahi aa raha tha....jab Chhatrapal ne 7 ko select karke bakiyo ko auditorium se bahar ka rasta dikhaya to maine socha ki Chhatru ke paas jakar ye kaha jaye ki 'Sir, mujhe Esha ke aalawa kisi aur ke sath rakh dijiye' lekin phhir maine aisa nahi kiya...
maine aisa isliye nahi kiya kyunki mera pyar Esha ke liye umad aaya tha balki isliye kyunki mujhe pura yakin tha ki Esha ,Chhatrapal sir ke is selection par objection jaroor uthayegi...Aur jab Esha ye kaam karne hee wali thi to phhir main kyun apna naam kharab karu kyunki waise bhi mera naam bahut jyada kharab hai.
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Main Chhatrapal ke paas hee stage par khada tha aur jab Esha ko stage par apni taraf aate dekha to mera para phhir chadhne laga....jaha ek ore main itna garam ho raha tha,wahi dusari taraf Esha aise shant thi...jaise humari ladayi kuchh der pahle na hokar ek saal pahle hui ho....Esha ke shant bartaav ke baad bhi mujhe ummid thi ki wo Chhatru ke paas jayegi aur mere sath anchoring karne ko mana kar degi, lekin wo chup-chap stage par aayi aur mere bagal me aakar khadi ho gayi.....
"jana...jati kyun nahi chhatru ke paas aur jakar bol de ki tujhe mere sath rahna pasand nahi..."Esha jab mere bagal me khadi hui to maine cheekhe mar-mar kar khud se kaha....
Chhatrapal ne hum dono ki taraf hath kiya aur stage par thoda aage aane ke liye kaha...phhir wo hum


dono se bola...
"starting ke thirty minutes tum dono anchoring karoge , ok...uske baad 20-20 minutes tak baki ke do group aayenge jiske baad tum dono phhir se anchoring karoge...."Esha ke hath me ek page pakdate hue Chhatrapal ne kaha"ye mera initial plan hai ,baki ka baad me bataunga....ab tum dono, Arman aur Esha..shuru ho jao..."
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Chhatrapal ne 'shuru ho jao' aise bade aaram se kah diya ,jaise uske baap ka raaz ho. Esha ka to pata nahi lekin main is waqt bilkul bhi mood me nahi tha aur sabse adhik hairani mujhe is baat se thi ki Esha hum dono ke selection par koyi objection kyun nahi utha rahi, kyunki jitna maine Esha ko samjha hai uske anusar wo ek nakchadi ladki hai....lekin is waqt wo ekdum shant thi aur mere sath aise khadi thi,jaise ki hum dono ke beech kuchh hua hee na ho...sala sach me laundiyo ko samajhne ki koshish karna matlab khud ke gale me fansi lagane ke barabar
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mujhe nahi pata ki Esha us samay stage par kya sochkar Chhatrapal ke selection ka virodh karne ke bajay chup-chap khadi thi lekin mere liye ab samay ke sath beet raha har pal, har second mujhe jaise dhikkar raha tha aur jab ye asahaniya ho gaya to main khud Chhatrapal ke paas gaya....
"sir, meri us ladki se thodi si bhi nahi banti...kya aap mujhe kisi aur ke sath fit kar sakte hai ? "dheeme swar me maine Chhatrapal se kaha...
"bakwas band karo aur jakar uske sath khade raho...main yaha tumhari pasand ki ladki ke sath tumhari jodi banane ka kaam nahi kar raha hoon...samjhe,.."daant chabate hue Chhatrapal ne mujhse kaha... "lekin sir, wo ladki mujhe zara bhi pasand nahi hai... matlab ki wo Gautam ki karibi hai aur aapko to pata hee hoga ki humare beech kya hua tha..."purani kabra khodte hue maine apna paksha mazboot karna chaha...taki Chhatrapal maan jaye.
"mujhe koyi fark nahi padta ki tum kaun ho aur wo kaun hai...yadi golden jubilee ke funtion me anchoring karni hai to usi ke sath karo...nahi to gate udhar hai,waha se bahar jao aur phhir dobara kabhi mat aana..."
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Maine aaj tak college me sirf aise hee kaam kiye the, jisase mera naam sirf kharab hua tha lekin golden jubilee ke function me anchoring karke main thoda naam kamana chahta tha taki mere yaha se jaane ke baad log mujhe sirf meri burayiyo ke karan yaad na rakhe....wo jab bhi golden jubilee ke function ka video dekhenge tab-tab wo mujhe yaad karenge aur mere college ki ladkiya jo yadi 10 saal baad bhi mere college me aayengi wo golden jubilee ke us sunahari shaam ke video me mujhe anchoring karta dekh ,aapas me zaroor puchhengi ki' yar ye handsome boy kaun hai  ' . Ye sab, jaise mera dimag me baith chuka tha aur mujhe yakin tha ki future me aisa hee hoga....isliye maine us din Auditorium me chhatrapal ki baat maan li aur uske kahe anusar chup-chap Esha ke paas jakar khada ho gaya.....lekin main tab bhi hairan hua tha aur aaj bhi hairan hoon ki aakhir Esha ne us din koyi objection kyun nahi uthaya ?
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"wait...wait...wait..."Varun ne mera muh dabakar mujhe rokte hue bola"bas ek minute ruk, main moot kar aata hoon..."
"ye le...salaaa...chutiya.."
"bahut der se control karke baitha tha,lekin ab aur control nahi hota...bas ek minute me aaya..."bolte hue Varun apna lund dabate hue bathroom ki taraf bhaga....


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"matlab ki tu ye kahna chahta hai ki Esha tere hee group me rahi...haaaiiinnn..."
"ab tu A.C.P. Pradduman jaise faltu sawal karega to main teri jaan le lunga, samjha..."cigarette ko hontho ke beech phhasate hue maine aage ki kahani bayaan karni shuru ki...
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us din sala maine Chhatrapal aur Esha ko auditorium me kaise jhela, ye main hee janta hoon.yadi fala naam kamane ka laalach na hota to main seedhe auditorium se bahar aata...khair maine aisa nahi kiya,isliye is baare me jyada bolne ka koyi matlab nahi lekin usi din raat ko jab main daru peene ke baad is pure masle ko naye sire se dekh raha tha to tabhich mere daru me tann 1400 gm ke dimag me ye baat aayi ki...'kahi Chhatrapal mere sath koyi game to nahi khel raha...yadi aisa hai to phhir Chhatrapal ka background check karna padega beedu,warna ye to mic hath me pakda kar pichhwade me sariya dalega... '
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Ladkiyo se mere connection ke mamle me meri 8th semester ki life baki ke semesters ke muqabale bahut hee badhiya chal rahi thi..jaha pahle ek taraf mere college me aisi ek bhi ladki nahi thi ,jo mujhe


muskura kar dekhe wahi is semester ke starting me meri Esha se baat chit shuru hui to wahi dusari taraf Aradhna se bhi meri thodi-bahut pahchan hui thi, lekin kal Esha ne mujhe khud se door to kiya hee sath me Aradhna darling bhi mujhse khafa ho gayi...jiska andaaza isi baat se lagaya ja sakta hai ki pahle jaha wo auditorium me ghuste hee mujhe ek pyari smile ke sath good morning wish karti thi...wahi ab wo ek taraf apna gaal fulaye baithi hui thi....
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"soch rahi hogi ki main uske paas jakar use sorry bolunga...chus le phhir mera sorry ke naam par..."Aradhna ki taraf dekhte hue main badbadaya aur phhir apni lines yaad karne laga....
waise to hume golden jubilee ke function me anchoring ke waqt jo-jo bolna tha, uska manual milne wala tha,lekin phhir bhi chhatrapal ne sabko saaf hidayat di thi ki practice ke dauran koyi bhi manual ko chhuyega tak nahi... humse itna hard work karane ke peechhe Chhatru ka ek logic tha taki launde function ke waqt kahi bhi na ruke....again a bakwas tricks used by chhatrapal
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"kya main yaha baith sakti hoon..."
Aawaz mujhe pahchani si lagi aur main janta bhi tha ki is aawaz ka malik kaun hai ,lekin phhir bhi maine confirm karne ke liye upar ki taraf dekha...
"pura auditorium khali hai ,kahi bhi baith ja,kaun rok raha hai...lekin yaha mere paas nahi..."maine bina kuchh soche, bina koyi pal ganwaye Esha ko dekhte hee kah mara...
"lekin main to yahi baithungi....tumhe koyi dikkat ho to uthkar dusari jagah baith jana..."kahte hue wo thik mere bagal me baith gayi...
Esha ko apne thik bagal wali chair par baitha dekh main waha se utha aur do kursi chhodkar teesari par aa baitha aur aankhe band karke manual yaad karne laga.....
"kya kar rahe ho...hmm"
"main ye yaad kar raha tha ki maine kisko-kisko loan diya  ab chup rahna warna mera muh khul jayega..."Esha ko kha jaane wali nazaro se dekhkar maine kaha aur phhir aankhe band kar li...
lekin Esha mujhe disturb karne se baaz nahi aayi ,wo beech-beech me mujhe kuchh na kuchh bolti hee rahti...lekin main phhir kisi sanyasi ki tarah apni tapasya me leen hee raha,maine dobara apni aankh nahi kholi....lekin is beech main apni aankhe band karke manual yaad karne ke bajaay Esha ke baare me soch raha tha...
"ye mujhse baat kyun karne lagi...badi ullu hai yar, jab ladayi hui hai to kuchh din to nibhana hee chahiye...ya to iski yaddasht chali gayi hai ya phhir shayad ise iski galti ka ahsaas ho gaya hai aur ye mujhse ab sorry bolne wali hai  "
yahi sab sochate hue maine apni aankh kholi aur Esha ki taraf dekha..maine jaise hee Esha ki taraf dekha
tabhi mujhe ek jordar hichaki aayi kyunki Esha apni jagah se uthkar mere thik bagal me baithi hui chocolate kha rahi thi....uski is harqat par mera sar chakrane laga aur jitna mushkil use samajhna mere liye pahle tha ,wo mushkil ab aur bhi badh gayi thi....pata nahi Esha aisa kyun kar rahi thi..kahi Gautam se iska break up to nahi ho  ?
kahi ye mujhpar fida to nahi ho gayi  ?
Ya phhir ye R.Divya ka to koyi mind game nahi  ?

Esha ke us pyar bhare lekin khatarnaak bartaav ko dekh kar aise kuchh points mere dimag me aane lage the aur un points par main gahrayi se sochata usase pahle hee Esha ne meri taraf ek chocolate badhate hue kaha...

"kal ke liye sorry Arman, wo main kal thoda upset thi,isliye itna sab kuchh bol gayi..lekin baad me mujhe realize hua ki galti meri thi...isliye tumhare liye ye chocolate layi hoon..."
"bachcha samajh ke rakhi hai kya mujhe jo main chocolate khaunga...mard hoon seedhe jung ke maidan me goli khaunga...bol jay hind..."kadak kar maine kaha,jiske baad Esha turant khadi hui aur ek kursi chhodkar baith gayi....
"as your wish..."jo chocolate wo mujhe dene wali thi, use khud ke muh ke andar dalte hue boli"Arman, waise sorry tumhe bhi bolna chahiye...kyunki tumne bhi mujhe bahut kuchh kaha tha..."
"main ladkiyo ko sorry bol dunga to ye duniya nahi palat "
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Us din ki humari practice badi jordar hui ,Esha se phhir mel-jol badh jaane ke karan main ekdum josh me tha aur uska prabhav mere perfomance me dikha, yaha tak ki Chhatrapal jo kabhi kisi ko 'good...nice' se jyada nahi bolta, usne us din meri tarif ki....
jab humare practice ka time khatm hua to Chhatrapal ne mujhe dabi me lejakar kaha ki 'yadi main chahu to Esha ki jagah kisi dusari ladki ko select kar sakta hoon ,lekin ek shart par ki perfomance girni nahi chahiye....'
Chhatrapal ne to mujhe Aradhna ke sath tak group banane ko bol diya aur sath me ye bhi kaha ki yadi Aradhna mere sath rahi to Esha ko phhir bahar baithna padega...yadi yahi offer chhatru ne mujhe kal diya hota to yakinan main ise accept kar leta lekin aaj ki baat alag thi aur aaj ka din bhi mere liye bahut khas tha...isliye maine Chhatrapal ke naye plan par turant tala mara aur class ki taraf badha.....jab main class me pahucha to waha se teacher gayab tha, bole to har period ke beech milne wale 5 minute ke gap ko kisi dusare teacher ne gapp nahi kiya tha.....main apni jagah par jakar har din ki tarah chup-chap baith gaya aur saamne board par nazar dali aur board par jo likha tha use dekhkar jaise mujhe heart attack aa gaya....maine ek baar apni aankhe mali aur phhir board ki taraf dekha...board par writing to Sulabh ki thi
,lekin naam mera likha hua tha,...mere naam ke aage do shabd aur likhe hue the aur wo do shabd the 'happy birthday'

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Chapter-50:Horrible Birthday
Update-190
Mere college me ya phhir kahe ki sabhi college me launde sirf teen hee chiz aisi hai jisase sabse jyada ghabrate hai...pahla exam ke dino me ,dusara jis din exam ka result aane wala hota hai aur teesara tab jab unka birthday hota hai....humari chhoti si toli me jiska bhi birthday hota uske liye bahut bada cake to laya jaata tha lekin phhir birthday boy ko thok-thok kar cake ka sara paisa wasool bhi kar liya jata tha.
Jiska birthday hota tha usko sab milkar sale aise marte jaise janmo janam ki dushmani ka badla le rahe ho...10, 15 ,20 kitne bhi launde ho ,wo sab ek sath birthday boy ke upar toot padte aur pichhwade ko maar-maar kar aise suza dete the ki jaise kisi ne nanga karke pichhwade me ghanto hunter barsaye ho....iske baad na to baithte banta tha aur na hee sote...phhir koyi pichhwade par hath bhi rakh le to aisa dard hota jaise kisi ne dhardar chaku ghusa diya ho....
waise to sab khushi me marte the lekin kuchh launde ,jinko khane ke liye cake nahi milta tha,wo phhir birthday boy ko khunnas me marte the....birthday ke din thukayi ka prakop to itna tha ki college me kayi launde apne fb account se birthday hide kare hue the...
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Saamne board par 'Happy Birthday Arman...'likha dekh meri saanse ulti chalne lagi...kyunki mere dimag ne turant aage hone wali thukayi ka ek drishya mujhe dikha diya tha...
Mere class me ghuste hee launde mujhe gale lagakar birthday wish karne lage to wahi ladkiya meri taraf apna hath badhakar mujhe'happy birthday' bolne lagi...lekin apun ne apne class ki laundiyo se hath milana to door, thanks tak nahi kaha ,are thanks kahna to door main unko palatkar dekha tak nahi
 ,warna sali lunch time pe fudak-kar mere saamne khadi ho jayegi aur party-party ki guhar marne lagegi
Ladkiyo ko maine jis tarah ignore kiya uske thik ulta laundo se gale milkar 'thanks yar...thanks bhai' kaha.
mujhe birthday wish karte hue jo mujhe mazbooti se,jakad kar gale lagata(for ex. Arun, Saurabh, Sulabh)
,main uski taraf dayadrishti se dekhta tha kyunki yahi wo launde the,jo mujhe thokne wale the....bole to jo jitni mazbooti ke sath mujhe gale lagata ,wo baad me utni hee mazboot laat mere pichhwade me marne wala tha.....
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"aaj to beta main nukile jute pahan kar aaya hua hoon...tera khoon kar dunga..."mere baithte hee Arun ne daant dikhate hue mujhe dusari baar happy birthday kaha....
"main to lohe ke rod se pelunga beta isliye gand me me tel-malish pahle se kiye rahna..."Arun ke sur me sur milate hue Saurabh ne bhi mere dil ki dhadkane badha di...
lekin mere dil ki dhadkane badhkar rukne ko tab hui ,jab Sulabh ne mujhse kaha ki wo aaj raat , january ke thand se kadakte mahine me ek balti pani mere upar daal dega....."

"tum logo ne mujhe marne ke liye apne ye jo alag-alag expection bana kar rakhe ho na, usko wapas wahi daal lo,jaha se nikale ho....pichhale teen saalo me to mera kuchh ukhad nahi paye aur abki baar bhi main koyi na koyi jugat laga kar bach hee jaunga...."

"are laand mera bachega...tu dekh aaj raat ko...aur beta mafi maang ,warna hostel ki chhat se seedhe neeche fekunga..."Saurabh ne kaha...
"chal be...dekh lunga tujhe..."
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Us din canteen me laundo ne pel ke meri jeb khali karwayi, fale apne paise se jitna wo canteen me hafte bhar me khate the, utna wo us ek din me kha gaye....aur jab bill pay karne ki bari aayi to meri aankho ke saamne andhera chhane laga...sabke saamne meri bezzati na ho ,isliye main uthkar counter ke paas gaya aur counter me baithe hue aadmi se baad me bill dene ki request ki...

"aise thode hee chalta hai bhaiya ki jeb me maal nahi aur pet bharkar chal diye....kal,parso, narso,sarso...kuchh nahi, bill to aaj hee dena padega,wo bhi abhi..."
"maan ja yar, kal de dunga..."
"paise do nahi to complain karunga..."
"ek baat batau, main jeb me paise lekar nahi chalta...tu kahe to check sign karke de deta hoon...bank se jakar nikal lena..."
"apne ko to cash chahiye..."
"wo to nahi hai...phhir ek aur kaam kar atm swap kar le..."wallet se atm nikalte hue maine kaha...jabki mujhe maloom tha ki atm swap karne wali machine canteen me nahi hai....
"ye sab bakheda tum apne paas hee rakho,apne ko to cash chahiye..." "chus le mera phhir...kal lena paise..."
Canteen wala jaise-taise maan to gaya lekin use manane me mujhe aadha ghanta lag gaya...mere dost kha-peekar class ki taraf chale gaye aur unke jaane ke baad main ek dusari table par baithkar gahri chinta me dooba hua tha ki inke paise kaha se aayenge, abhi to sala raat me hostel wale daru piyenge...wo alag...jee to karta hai ki do-teen din ke liye kahi bhaag jaun,fala sara lafda hee khatam  "oye...do ras-malayi bhej idhar..."gahri chinta se ubarne ke liye maine order diya"sala ye birthday...birthday na hokar ,ek aafat ho gayi hai...inke birthday aane do, BC 5000 ka to main akele nasta karunga aur 10,000 ka daru piyunga, phhir lawde dusari baar se party lena bhool jayenge...." "chammach kya papaji lakar denge, ja bhagkar chammach lekar aa..."Canteen me kaam karne wale launde ko maine hadkaya, jab wo bina chammach ke do ras-malayi meri table par rakhkar chala gaya...
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ras-malayi ka raspaan karne ke baad jaise mujhe thoda sukoon mila aur maine ek jordar angadayi maarkar jamhayi li to mujhe Aradhna canteen me apne saheliyo ke sath baithi hui dikhayi di....Aradhna ko maine kal Esha ke karan dhamkaya tha,lekin aaj jab Esha se baat-chit shuru ho gayi to maine socha ki isase bhi baatchit shuru kar hee lete hai,waise bhi galti iski nahi thi....isliye maine Aradhna ko do ungaliyo se ishara karke apne paas bulaya...mere bulane par Aradhna to waha aayi hee sath me uski saheliya bhi usi ke sath waha aa gayi...ab sabke saamne Aradhna se waisi baat karna jaisi baat main karne wala tha, wo main karta to mere aham ke liye ye dharm sankat hota, isliye maine hadka kar Aradhna ki saheliyo ko waha se bhagaya aur Aradhna ko apne paas baithne ke liye bola....
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"dekh...ye gaal fulakar mat baith,main kal thoda upset tha ,isliye tujhpe baras pada tha..."Esha ne jo subah auditorium me mujhe kaha tha, wahi maine Aradhna ko chipka diya....
"iska matlab aap mujhe sorry bol rahe ho  "
"sorry maine kab kaha ...wo to main explain kar raha tha ki main tujhpar kal kyun bhadka tha...ab fut yaha se..."
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Us din jab main canteen ke bill aur raat ko hostel me hone wale kharche ko lekar pareshaan tha tabhi kuchh aisa hua,jisne mujhe apaar khushi di aur wo apaar khushi mujhe Esha ke messeges ke karan hui thi....bole to usne apun ko messege bhejkar birthday wish kiya tha....

"Arun...muh me lund lega to ek khushi ki baat batata hoon..."Esha ka messege padhne ke baad chalti hui class ke beech me maine Arun se kaha...
"bose dk ,dheere bol...warna ye chhatrapal tere muh me lund dega..."mere pet me ek mukka marte hue Arun bola"aur tu khush kyun ho raha hai..."
"ye dekh...teri bhabhi ne mujhe birth day wish kiya hai..."mobile desk par rakhkar maine Arun ko Esha ka messege dikhaya...
"  tu lawde khush to aise ho raha hai,jaise usne i love you likhkar bheja ho..."

"beta tu samajh nahi raha hai...aaj usne mujhe birthday wish kiya, phhir dheere-dheere karke good night, good morning ke messege karegi aur phhir ek din aisich wo 'i love you' ka messege bhi mujhe tapka degi...i know.."

"laad mera know...i love you, ka messege bhejane ke liye...Gautam zinda hai abhi...uske bachpan ka pyaaaaaaaar...."
"muh band kar sale...aur tu yadi ladkiyo ke baare me itna hee janta to Divya se gand thodi hee marwata...beta dekh lena, wo ek na ek din i love you jaroor bolegi...kyunki maine filmo me dekha hai ki aksar ladkiya apne bachpan ke dost se set to hoti hai,lekin college me unhe kisi dusare ladke se sachcha pyar ho jata hai..."
"dekh lena tu...Esha ke naam par chudega ,phhir mat bolna ki maine tujhe aagaah nahi kiya tha..."
"muh band kar be lodu, tujh jaisa chhota aadmi aisi chhoti hee baat karega...sale kabhi to kuchh achchha bola kar..."kahte hue maine apna chehra Arun ki taraf se ferkar board ki taraf kar liya....
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us din Esha ne do aur messege kiye, jinme se ek me usne likha ki' sorry,mujhe tumhe birthday wish nahi karna chahiye tha' aur dusare me likha ki' kya tum mujhse parking me miloge...'
"badi ajeeb ladki hai yar...kahi iska dimag stak to nahi gaya, na jaane kya-kya sochate rahti hai...."Esha ke messeges padhne ke baad maine kaha....


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Update-191 :

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Us din Esha ne jab khud mujhe parking me milne ke liye kaha to mere man me ek khayal kaudha ki 'ye sala college ka parking hai ya humara lover point  '
Esha se is semester me main jitni baar parking me mila tha ,utna to main pichhale char saal me shayad
usase mila bhi nahi hounga aur aaj phhir mujhe apne lover point me apne lover se milne jaana tha.... Us din mujhse bahut badi galti hui thi aur wo ye ki na jaane kaise Esha se parking me milne wali baat ko main bhool gaya...dosti-yari..hansi-mazaak me college ke last period tak aate-aate tak to jaise main ye bhool hee chuka tha ki mujhe Esha se milna bhi hai ,upar se class ke launde ne puri class me ye khabar
bhi faila di ki 'The Dark Knight Rises' hd print me aa chuki hai,isliye class khatm hone ke baad hum jin-jin laundo ko Rises download karni thi...wo New IT building ya phhir Library ki taraf aur unme se ek main bhi tha.....Arun ko Batman kuchh khas pasand nahi tha,isliye wo Saurabh ke sath seedhe hostel ki taraf ho liya aur main, Sulabh ke sath Library me jaa pahucha....Library raat ke 10 baje tak khuli rahti thi lekin college ke baad waha ekka-dukka student hee dikhte the...isliye downloading speed bhi pel ke aati thi... College ke baad Library ke sunsan hone ki vajah ye thi ki Girls hostel me already wifi laga hua tha aur laundo ko jo download karna hota tha ,wo din me hee class bunk karke download kar lete the....
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"Fala pahle humare hostel me bhi wifi chalta tha lekin is sale taklu principal ne baad me wifi hatwa diya...warna college ke baad yaha aane ki jaroorat nahi hoti ..."Dark Knight Rises ,ko downloading me lagakar maine sulabh se kaha,is baat se anjaan ki Esha udhar parking me mera intezaar kar rahi hai... "so to hai...oye BC"
"aise pavitra shabd nikalne ki koyi vajah...bakchod Library me to gali mat diya kar...warna abhi wo Library ka incharge insult karke bhaga dega to kya izzat rah jayegi teri..."
"hona kya hai...yadi usne aisa kiya to us lawde ki laundiya ko chhodunga nahi....tune dekha hai use ,kaise marwa-marwa ka gol-gappa hue jaa rahi hai...aur main chauka isliye kyunki wo tere hostel wala kallu sharma ko chashma lag gaya hai, wo dekh sala idharich hee aa raha hai..."
"ajeeb hai yar..."kallu ko apni taraf aata dekh maine thodi unchi aawaz me kaha, taki kallu bhi sun sake...main bola"kaise-kaise laundo ko chashma lag jata hai yar, sale abhi tak first year clear nahi hai aur chashma lagakar padhaku ki aaulad bankar ghoom raha hai...."
"bol to aise raha hai jaise tu college ka topper ho..."hum dono ke paas baithte hue kallu ne kaha.."aur maine first year ki sari back last year me hee clear kar li thi...ab sirf 5th sem. ke 3 aur 6th sem. ke 4 hai...inhi back ko clear karne ke liye din raat padhayi karta hoon,isiliye chashma laga hai..."


"beta ye padhayi karne ke karan chashma nahi laga hai, ye to 3GP quality me bf dekh-dekh kar hilane ka natizaa hai...abey kaliye khud ko dekh aur mujhe dekh...kitna badsurat dikhta hai tu..."
"badsurat bhale hee hoon,lekin laundiya pata kar baitha hoon...teri tarah randwa to nahi hoon..." "MC..."kallu ka sar pakad kar maine library ki table me patak diya aur bola"aaukat se bahar bolta hai...beta main laundiyo ko bhaav nahi nahi deta,warna laundiya ki to main nadiya baha sakta hoon...fb par 1332 ladkiyo ki friend request pending padi hai abhi...baat karta hai..."apni shekhi jhadte hue maine kaha...
"bol na ki gay hai...aur tera lund khada nahi hota..."
"phhir aaukat se bahar bola tune lawde..."ek baar phhir maine kaliye ka sar pakda aur pahle ki tarah table par de mara...
"beta,mujhpar gussa utarne se kuchh nahi hoga...tu randwa tha ,randwa hai aur randwa rahega..."bolkar kallu waha se utha aur library se bhaag khada hua....
Kallu ki baat sunkar mera rom-rom blast furnace me jalne laga...main kallu ko marne ke liye uske peechhe bhaga...lekin tabhi Sulabh ne 'downloading fail ho jayegi' ki guhar maarkar mujhe rok diya, warna kallu to aaj mere hatho shahid hee hone wala tha  jaise-taise main apmaan ka ghoot peekar baith to gaya, lekin Sulabh ke saamne apni bezzati se main thoda nirash aur pareshan tha kyunki kal college me Sulabh yahi baat pure laundo ko batane wala tha aur to aur mujhse ye kahte bhi nahi ban raha tha ki 'dekh yar...ye baat kisi aur ko mat batana...'
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jab dark knight rises download hui to hum dono library se nikal kar bahar aaye...hum dono parking ke paas se bhi gujare,lekin tab bhi mujhe ye yaad nahi aaya ki Esha ne mujhe parking me milne ke liye bulaya tha kyunki mere dil-o-dimag me to kaliya ke wo shabd ghoom rahe the,jo usne mujhse library me kahe the....
"Sulabh...sun to.." "bol.."
"yadi maine teen hafte ke andar is kallu ki bahan ko patakar nahi choda to tu mera lund kaat dena...lekin tab tak aaj library wali baat kisi ko mat batana...."
"rahne de,tujhe ye kallu ki bahan ko chodne wali partiqya lene ki koyi jaroorat nahi hai...main waise bhi kisi ko nahi bataunga, befikar rah..."
"kamaan se nikla teer..muh se nikla shabd...lund se nikla moot...gand se nikla ***...jis tarah wapas nahi hote,usi tarah Arman ki pratiqya kabhi wapas nahi ho "
"yadi aisa hee hai to phhir kha kasam Albert Einstein ki...lekin mujhe lagta nahi ki tu ye kar payega..." "ab to Einstein chacha ki kasam le li hai, izzat to rakhni hee padegi...bole to ab Aradhna darling teen hafto ke andar chud kar hee rahegi..."
Uske baad Sulabh ne apna rasta naapa aur maine hostel ka raasta naapa...
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Us din mera birthday tha...lekin dusare jaha chahte hai ki unke birthday ke din sab use wish kare...wahi main chahta tha ki kisi ko mera birthday maloom tak na chale....iski koyi khaas vajah to nahi thi bas vajah yahi thi ki birthday ke din jaanwaro ki tarah padne wali maar se main bahut ghabrata tha. Lekin ab to jung ka bigul baj chuka tha aur launde apne-apne birthday ke din mere dwara hui thukayi ka badla lene ke liye hostel me taiyaar khade the ki ,kab main hostel ke andar ghusu aur wo meri thukayi shuru kare.... 8th Semester me manaya gaya mera birthday kayi karano se mere liye yaadgar sabit hua...
pahla karan ye ki Esha ne pyar se mujhe auditorium me chocolate gift kiya, jise maine lene se inkaar kar


 
diya
Dusara karan ye ki zindagi me pahli baar Esha ne mera intezaar kiya aur main usase milne nahi gaya
teesara karan jo mere birthday ko yaadgar banane ke peechhe tha,wo ye ki maine usi din Aradhna ko
 
chodne ki pratiqya ki thi...
Aur chautha karan ye tha ki zindagi me pahli baar main jail gaya ,wo bhi tab jab humare district ka S.P. hee mere khilaf ho...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Update-192 :

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Yadi Main chahta to pichhale teen saal ki tarah is saal bhi birthday ke din maar khane se bach sakta tha

,lekin abki baar maine khud hee maar khane ka socha...kyunki ye college me mera aakhiri saal tha isliye main college me banaye gaye apne aakhiri birthday ko yaadgar banana chahta tha...phhir bhale hee wo yaadgar pal meri thukayi se hee kyun na judi ho....

main haste-muskurate hue hostel ke andar ghusa to jin laundo ne mujhe pahle dekha wo gala fadkar mera naam chillane lage ki'sab jaldi aa jao be, Arman aa gaya hai...'


uske baad fourth year ke ladko ne mujhe uthaya aur mere room me lejakar mujhe band kar diya...un logo ko shayad ye dar tha ki main kahi bhag na jaun, lekin unhe kya pata ki bakra khud bali chadhne aaya tha....
mujhe room me band karne ke taqriban 10 minute baad ladko ne gate khola aur gate khulne ke kuchh hee seconds ke baad Arun ne mera hath pakadkar Saurabh ko pair pakad kar uthane ke liye kaha.... "maaro fale ko, pure chaar saal ki kasar nikal dena..."
Iske baad jo maar mujhe padi, wo sali ab tak mujhe yaad hai...bahut der tak fourth year ke ladke meri dhulayi karte rahe aur juniors waha khade hokar maja le rahe the...iske baad un logo ne mujhe mere bistar par lejakar patak diya aur Arun,Saurabh ko bhi baki ladko ne pelne ke liye utha liya...
"abey oyyyeee...mujhe kyun maar rahe ho be...mera birthday thodi hai..."jab laundo ne Arun ka hath- pair pakad kar uthaya to Arun ki gand fat gayi aur wo bola...

"tum dono Arman ke room partner ho, laat to tum dono bhi khaoge...dekh kya rahe ho be, maro lawdo ko...."fourth year ke jhund me se kisi ne kaha aur phhir Arun ,Saurabh ke pichhwade ko laal karke unhe bhi meri tarah unke-unke bistar par fek diya gaya.....fale bina matlab ke chud gaye

"kasam se ,yadi mujhe maloom hota ki tere room partner hone ke karan main bhi laat khaunga to main
first semester me hee room change kar leta...salo ne maar-maar ke pichhwada suja diya..."dard se karahte hue Saurabh bola"waise Arman tere takiye ke neeche tera gift hai...dekh to..."
"gift  "maine badi ummid ke sath apna takiya uthaya lekin mere armano par pani tab phhira jab maine dekha ki waha siway condom ke kuchh nahi tha...
"bose dk ,ye condom ko gift kahta hai tu... dikha di na tune apni aaukat...kam se kam 32 gb ka pen drive to diya hota ,bakchod..tere muh me Arun ka "
"abey Arman, mera gift dekhne ke liye dayi taraf palat aur bistar utha kar dekh...."
Abki baar Badi ummid se main dayi taraf palta aur bistar ke neeche dekha to waha daru ka ek quarter rakha hua tha....
"are gajab...sari tabiyat khush ho gayi...lekin bumper deta to main aur jyada khush hota, khair koyi baat nahi isase kaam chala lunga..."
quarter nikalkar maine fatak se apne liye peg banaye aur dard kam karne ke liye ek ke baad ek 2 peg pee gaya.....
"aaahhhh....tum dono koyi vardan mango be mujhse, main bhagwan hoon  " "aaj raat ko bar me party de phhir..."
"tathastu..."bolte maine phhir ek peg chadhaya aur cigarette sulga kar bistar par wapas letkar Jagjit Singh ka gazal gaane laga...
"Ye daulat bhi le lo, ye shoharat bhi le lo
 
 
Bhale chheen lo mujhse meri javaani.
Magar mujhako lautaa do bachapan ka saavan, Vo kaagaz ki kashtii, vo baarish ka paani."
RUM ke nashe me Jagjit Singh ke gazal ne mujhe kuchh aisa rama diya ki main phhir se utha aur ek peg maarkar wapas bistar par ludhak kar gazal gaane laga...
"Muhalle ki sabse nishaani puraani,
Vo budhiyaa jise bachche kahate the naani. Vo naani ki baaton mein pariyon kaa deraa


 
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Vo chehare ki jhuriryon mein sadiyon kaa pheraa."
"waise Arman, kuchh ladko ke muh se suna ki anchoring me tere sath Esha hai...."gazal ke sur aur mere sur me besura raag gholte hue Arun ne apni taang adayi...lekin usne Esha ka name liya to main rum ke nashe aur Jagjit Saab ke gazal me aur ram gaya...
maine Arun ke sawal ka jawab diye bina gazal ki aage ki panktiyo ko aage badhaya.... "Bhulaye nahi bhool sakata hai koyi,
 
 
Vo chhoti si raaten vo lambi kahaani.
 
 
Kadi dhoop me apane ghar se nikalana,
 
 
Vo chidiyaa, vo bulabul,vo titali pakadana." "abey tune jawab nahi diya...chadh gayi kya..."
"thodi der chup nahi rah sakta bakchod...kitna aanand aa raha tha, sale ek to tu khud besura ,upar se teri aawaz besuri..."
"wo sab to thik hai...lekin pahle ye bata ki jo maine suna wo sahi hai kya..." "shat pratishan sahi hai....Esha apun ke group me hee hai..."
Iske baad Arun kuchh nahi bola aur maine muh jubaani yaad Jagjit Singh ki wo gazal puri ki....Raat ko karib 8 baje, hum teeno apne plan ke mutabiq chup-chap hostel se bar jaane ke liye nikle...lekin hostel ke bahar laundo ne mujhe pakad liya aur party dene ke liye kahne lage....
"abey tumhi logo ke liye daru lene jaa raha hoon,tum sab andar taiyar baithna...main aadhe ghante me daru lekar aata hoon..."bahana banate hue main bola...
"itna saj-dhaj kar daru lene jaa rahe ho be tum  "jis ladke ne hume hostel ke bahar pakda tha, usne meri ore dekhkar puchha...
"beta bhai..hamesha kapde wapde pahankar tip-top rahta hai,kya pata kab koyi ladki mil jaye...tu hostel ke andar jaakar sabko bol de ki koyi khana na khaye...main aadhe khante me sabke liye daru aur khana lekar aata hoon..."
"yeeeesss...aaj to phhir maza aa jayega..."wo ladka khushi ke mare waha se kudata hua hostel ke andar gaya aur main Arun,Saurabh ,Pandey ji ke sath bar ke liye nikal pada....
city se maine Naveen aur Sulabh ko bhi pakda aur jordar party karne ke irade se bar ki taraf badhe lekin hume kya pata tha ki bar ki taraf jaane wala rasta hume bar nahi balki jail pahuchane wala tha......


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Update-193 :

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Bar jaate waqt maine man hee man me ek budget bana liya tha ki itne rupaye se aage kharch nahi karna hai...lekin bar me daru aur ladkiyo ke beech mera sara budget gadbada gaya....humne pel ke daru ki botale khali ki aur cigarette se apna kaleja jalaya. Hum log nashe me itne tunn ho gaye the ki ek dusare tak ko nahi pahchan rahe the.....
"tu kaun hai be lawde aur mere peechhe-peechhe dum hilate kyun aa raha hai....bhikhari hai kya..."bar se nikalte waqt jab maine peechhe Arun ko aate hue dekha to usase bola...
"main....main hoon Samrat Arunoday...lekin mere rajya ke log prem se mujhe Arun kahte hai..." "tu mujhe jaana pahchana kyun lag raha hai be...pakka tune mera lund muh me liya hoga ek-do
baar...hat saamne se..."Arun ke peechhe se aate hue Saurabh ne Arun ko dhakka dekar neeche zameen par gira diya aur mere paas aakar aasman ki taraf dekhne laga....phhir apna sar khujate hue bola"sala
,meri helicopter kaha gaya, kuchh der pahle to yahi park kiya tha...pata nahi kaha gaya, kal hee to khareeda tha..."
mere ,Arun aur Saurabh ke baad Pandey ji bar se bahar nikle aur hum teeno ko dekhte hee chillaye... "doodh mangoge to kheer denge...
kashmir mangoge to cheer denge...
maa tujhe salaam.....sainiko kaid kar lo in deshdrohiyo  "
"abey chup be pandey,..."uske sar par ek mukka marte hue Sulabh ne kaha..."ye kya chutiyapa laga rakha hai be tum charo ne...ek khud ko Samrat kahta hai, dusare ka helicopter nahi mil raha aur tu Pakistan se jung lad raha hai...BC ,yadi mujhe maloom hota ki tum charo itna bada lafda karoge to main aata hee nahi....Naveen , ye jo bike lekar aaye hai use tu chala aur apni bike ki chabhi mujhe de...inke


bharose raha to aaj swarg ke darshan ho jayenge..."
Sulabh aur Naveen hume bike par bithakar room ki taraf chal pade...aadhi raat hone ke karan puri sadake sunsan thi,bas beech-beech me koyi bike ya car humare paas se gujar rahi thi...Naveen ke room ki taraf jaate waqt meri bagal se ek car gujari to maine Naveen ko bike tez karne ke liye kaha....
"kya hua be..."
"abey speed badha...us car wale ko main jaanta hoon..." "thik hai phhir...lekin zara sambhal kar baat karna..."
"apne baap ko mat sikha ki kaise baat karni hai...bas jab ishara karu to bike ki speed aur tez kar dena..." Naveen ne bike ki speed badhayi aur hume overtake karke aage badh chuki car ke thik bagal me bike chalane laga....Car ke sabhi window band thi isliye maine hath se ishara karke car ki window kholne ke liye kaha....
pahle to car wale ne meri baat bahut der tak taal di lekin phhir usne car ki window khol hee di aur mere taraf sawaliya nigaah se dekhane laga.....
"kya uncle...ekdum maze me ya koyi pareshani hai..." "i'm fine..who are you..."
"wo sab hatao aur ye batao ki car aapki hai..." "haan..."
Iske baad main jo bolne wala tha use sochkar hee main hasne laga aur phhir haste hue bola"Car dekhkar maza nahi aaya chacha jaan, bahut sasti lag rahi hai....mujhe to yahi car free me mil rahi thi,lekin maine itani chhoti car lene se mana kar diya, aap chodu ban  "
"abey ye kya bak raha hai...sathiya gaya hai kya..."Naveen ne turant bike ki speed badha di aue car wale
ko bahut peechhe chhod diya......
"Arman, ab main tere sath kabhi bhi ,kahi bhi nahi jaunga...free-fokat me lafde karne ka tujhe bada shauk hai...kash ki main tere sath first year me na baitha hota, lekin meri hee mati mari gayi thi...." "beta tera level hee nahi hai mere sath rahne ka...main khud aaj ke baad tere sath nahi aaunga...aaj ke baad kya, abhi, isi waqt main tujhse dosti todta hoon, bike rok...."
"chal be,..."
"rok bike,warna main kood jaunga..."
"chup chap baitha rah, warna mere hatho peetega tu Arman..." "tu bike rokta hai ya main kood jaun...."
"abey kudna mat...."Naveen chillakar bola"main bike rokta hoon, lekin tu please yar, kudna mat..." "ab aaya na line par..."
Naveen ne sadak ke kinare bike roki aur mujhse ek ke baad ek sawal karne laga, jaise ki 'maine bike kyun rukwayi'...'mera aage kya karne ka plan hai' wagerah-wagerah....lekin maine use kuchh nahi kaha aur uske har sawal ke baad use shant rahne ka ishara karta tha....
ye silsila tab tak chalta raha,jab tak ki Sulabh bhi humare paas nahi aa gaya....
"kya hua Naveen, tune bike kyun rok di..."Sulabh ne Naveen se puchha...lekin Naveen kuchh kahta ,uske pahle hee maine Saurabh, Arun ko pakadkar bike se utarne ke liye kaha....
"kya hua...kuchh batata kyun nahi..."abki baar Sulabh ne gala phhadkar Naveen se puchha... "pata nahi, Arman ne kaha ki bike rok...isliye maine rok diya..."
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"aa jao be..."Naveen ki par baithkar maine Arun,Saurabh aur pandey ji ko peechhe baithne ke liye kaha... "ye...ye kya kar raha hai..."
Bike ke saamne Naveen turant khada ho gaya aur mujhe rokne ki koshish karne laga.....


"General, aap aagya de, main abhi isko maut ke ghat utar dunga..."Pandey ji ne kaha....Pandey ji ke dimag me jung ka junoon abhi tak sawar tha...
Maine kuchh kahne ki apeksha kuchh karne ka plan kiya aur bike start karke jabardast speed ke sath Naveen ke side se nikal liya.....

Jb Bike chalate waqt mujhe neend aane lagi to maine hostel ki taraf jaane wale highway ke kinare bike khadi ki aur pandey ji ko bike chalane ke liye kaha.....Pandey ji ke sar par to abhi jung ka junoon sawar tha, wo bhala na kyun karte...Pandey ji bike ki kamaan apne hath me li aur tez-tarrar speed se hostel ki taraf bike ko udane lage.....

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"aap dekhna Arman bhai, main kaise hostel ke andar entry marta hoon...bole to ekdum hero ke maafiq..."kahte hue Arman ne bike lejakar seedhe gate par thok di...
hum peechhe baithe teeno to idhar-idhar gire,lekin Pandey ji hawa me uddkar seedhe gate ke dusari taraf ja pahuche.....
"ye sala pandey hume kaha le aaya hai...iski maa ka..."Saurabh zameen par neeche pade-pade karahne laga"ye to hostel nahi lagta, BC pandey...kaha thok diya be..."
"mujhse to utha tak nahi jaa raha...pata nahi kaha gira hoon..."
Bike ki gate se takkar ke baad Rajshri Pandey kaha gaya ,pata nahi...lekin hum teeno jaha gire the,wahi se ek-dusare ka bas naam le rahe the.....na to kisi me uthne ka taqat tha aur na hee kisi me itni samajh ki koyi jeb se mobile nikalkar kisi ko madad ke liye bulaye....
"abey kahi,hum log mar to nahi gaye..."
"nahi be...ek jyotishi ne mujhse kaha tha ki main 50 saal ke pahle nahi marunga..."maine kaha...

lekin uske baad jo harqat hui ,usne mera kaan faad diya...hua ye tha ki achanak hee jiske gate pe pandey ji ne bike thoka tha,us ghar ke andar se eka-ek visil ki aawaz aane lage...pahle kisi ek ne visil bajayi,phhir do phhir teen....wo sab visil bajakar beech-beech me chilla bhi rahe the....

"ye MC itna bhauk kyun rahe hai be Arman..."
"ek minute..."maine apni gardan us ghar ke taraf ki ,jiske andar se visil ki tez aawaze aa rahi thi...aur phhir us ghar ke bahar ka board padha...."Superintendent of security officer...S.L.Dangi...."
wo board padhte hee mera gala aise sukha, jaise mujhe kisi ne hafto pahle bina pani ke registan me bheja hoon...meri charo taraf se fatne lagi aur main khada na hone ki haalat me na hone ke bawzood
,apna pura dam lagaya aur jaise-taise khada hua....
"bhago BC, Us MC pandey ne bike hostel ke gate me nahi balki Dangi ke ghar me thoki hai...gand me jitna jor hai, bhago...warna ye fale gand me goli daal denge...."


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Mujhme khade hone ki bilkul bhi taaqat nahi thi ,wo to S.P. ka dar tha, jiski vajah se main ladkhadate hue jaise-taise karke khada hua...lekin tabhi gate se teen guard jo kuchh der pahle visil baja rahe the, wo teeno lambi nali wali bandook lekar bahar aaye....
Pahle to wo teeno gate ke bahar aakar idhar idhar torch marne lage aur jab main unhe khada dikhayi diya to wo teeno mujhpar lapke....ek ne mere dono hatho ko kaskar pakda to dusare ne apne hath me rakhi lambi nali wali bandook se seedhe mere ghutano me mara....
"madarchod...."ladkhada kar girte hue maine apni mushkile aur badha li...
kyunki iske baad wo teeno mujhpar baras pade aur galiya bakne lage....iske baad un teeno me se do ne mujhe chhoda aur mere sath aur kaun-kaun hai ,ye janne ke liye idhar-udhar phhir se torch marne lage....
"tere sath aur kaun-kaun hai....jaldi bata,warna goli naar dunga..."
"are main koyi attankwadi thode hee hoon,jo on the spot pel doge....hands up...mera matlab tum log mujhse hands up karne ko kaho aur main surrender karta hoon...."
"tu aise nahi manega..."bolte hue wo security officerwala mere kamar ke upar chadh gaya aur mere dono hath ko peechhe ki taraf karke marodne laga.....
"BC ,dard ho raha hai chhod..."
"BC,gali deta hai..."mere hath ko aur jor se marod kar wo bola....
tab tak Arun aur Saurabh ko baki dono hawaldaro ne dhoondh liya aur un dono ko pakad kar gate ke paas bitha diya.....
"idhar hee baith ,zara sa bhi hila to gand me goli maar dunga...."Arun aur Saurabh ko gate ke paas baithate hue un security officer walo ne kaha....
Lekin lagta hai mera khas dost Arun , ab bhi Raja Arunoday ke character me tha, usne bina kuchh soche - samjhe ,bina aage-peechhe ki parwah kiye...aav na dekha taav aur hawaldar ko ek tamaacha jad diya... Arun ke is tamaache se kuchh der tak to khud tamaacha khane wala hawaldar bhi shocked raha...lekin uske baad jo reaction un teeno security officer walo ka hua, wo batane layak nahi hai.....hum teeno ko pel-pel ke wo security officer wale humari jaan hee le lete, yadi gate ke dusari taraf se kisi ne unhe aawaz dekar rukne ke liye na kaha hota to......
"un dono ko chhodkar khade ho jao ,lagta hai Sahab aa rahe hai..."mere upar itni der se jo hathi ka vajan liye hue baitha tha, wo aawaz sunte hee mere upar se hat gaya aur S.P. ko salaam karne ki position me


aa gaya.....
Dangi ji hatho me ek revolver liye hue gate se bahar aaye aur hum teeno ko dekhkar sawaliya nazaro se apne guards ki taraf dekha....
"wo...wo sahab, ye teeno ne gadi se gate ko takkar maar di thi aur jab hum inhe uthane aaye to hum par hamla kar diya aur galiya bhi bakne lage....."
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Ab to meri haalat aise hone lagi,jaise hafte pahle nahi balki mahino pahle kisi ne bina pani ke registan me ghused diya ho...dar itna laga ki puchho mat aur andar se sirf ek hee aawaz aa rahi thi ki "bas ek baar in sabse chhutkara mile ,uske baad to daru ka naam tak nahi lunga...."
"in teeno ko thane lejakar band kar do, GEC college ke ladke lagte hai..."
Itna bolkar S.P. andar khisak liya aur 5 minute ke andar security officer jeep ne hume lejakar jail ke andar patak diya.....
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Mere birthday ke din meri aisi durgati hogi maine socha tak nahi tha...hume salaankhon ke peechhe fek diya gaya wo bhi bina kisi kambal aur rajayi ke....thand to itni thi ki yadi duniya ki sabse hot laundiya bhi humare saamne nangi khadi ho jaye to thand ke mare lund tak khada na ho....waisi thand me main aur mere dost puri raat security officer station me band rahe....
kuchh sharab ke nashe ka asar tha to kuchh hume padi maar ka asar tha, jiske karan meri palake bhari hokar ghante-do ghante me band ho gayi....warna aisi thand me to main hafto tak nahi so pata.....
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Bachpan me main ek jadoo har roj dekha karta tha...main jab bahut chhota tha tab main aksar raat ko
t.v. dekhate hue ya to sofe par so jata tha ya phhir apne bhai ke sath khelte hue neeche zameen par hee so jata tha, lekin jab dusare din subah meri aankh khulti to main bistar me pada hota....us waqt main ise ek magic maanta tha lekin jaise-jaise bada hua to sab kuchh samajhne laga.darasal wo koyi magic nahi tha wo to mere mammi-papa the jo mujhe uthakar bistar par sula dete the...
Aur aaj jab meri aankh thand me marte hue band ho rahi thi to main bachpan ka wo jadoo phhir se dekhne ki chaahat me tha. Main chahta tha ki agli subah jab meri aankh khule to main yaha jail me na hokar apne bistar par rahu aur uthate hee apna sar khuja kar apni maa se is baare me puchhu ki"main idhar kaise aaya...."
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dusare din wo magic to nahi hua, jo bachpan me aksar hota tha,lekin pata nahi raat ko kisi ne mere upar kambal daal di thi...dusare din jab meri aankh khuli to samay ka koyi aata-pata nahi tha, bas itna maloom tha ki suraj nikal chuka hai....
Main uthkar baith gaya aur Arun, Saurabh ki taraf dekha....phhir jail ki saalankhon ki taraf dekha aur yaad karne laga ki kal raat actual me hua kya tha...
kal raat ki ghatna yaad karte hee mere hath-pair phhool gaye, sar chakrane laga...kuchh samajh me hee nahi aa raha tha ki kya karu, kisase kya bolu...jisase hum sab waha se nikal sake....

main,Arun aur Saurabh waise the to ek hee jagah, lekin hosh me aane ke bahut der baad tak lagbhag ghante bhar baad tak hum teeno me se koyi kuchh nahi bola...hum teeno sirf ek-dusare ka muh taak rahe the...

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"tum me se koyi ek bahar aao...sahab ko baat karni hai..."salaankho ke dusari taraf se hawaldar ne gate khola aur humse bola....
"Arman tu jaa aur jaate hee pair pakad lena...."Saurabh ne apna kambal samet kar mujhse kaha...


Saurabh ke bolte hee main kambal se bahar nikla aur hawaldar ke peechhe-peechhe jaane laga....Hawaldar mujhe seedhe security officer station ke bahar le gaya aur jab maine aas-paas dekha to samajh gaya ki ye humare college ke paas wala security officer station hai....
bahar dhoop ki chhav me do kursiya rakhi hui thi ,jisme se ek par Dangi ji baith kar chay ki chuskiya le rahe the aur dusari kursi shayad mere liye thi....hawaldar ke peechhe chalte hue main Dangi ke paas pahucha aur sar jhuka kar khada ho gaya...Dangi ne hawaldar ko waha se jaane ke liye kaha aur mujhe apne saamne wali chair par baithne ka ishara kiya....
"kal raat maine inhe kambal dene ke liye kaha tha...inhone kambal diya tha kya..." "h..."
"kya..." "h..ha..haan...diya tha.."
"kis college me padhte ho..." "GEC...GEC me..."
"kal raat kya hua tha..."
Maine pahli baar S.P. Ki taraf dekha aur bola"Sir, 2 minute dijiye...yaad karke batata hoon..."
Jawab me Dangi ji chay ki sirf chuskiya lete rahe...waise to mujhe pura yaad tha ki kal raat kya hua tha...lekin S.P. ke samne main aise hee kuchh bhi bolne ka matlab tha ki khud ke gale me fansi ka fanda fasana....isliye maine unse do minute ka samay manga ,ye sochane ke liye ki mujhe kya bolna chahiye. do minute ka bolkar main pure 5 minute tak chup baitha raha.tab tak Dangi ji ki chay bhi khatm ho chuki thi aur wo ab meri taraf hee dekhe jaa rahe the.....
"Jai maa kali, jai bhadra kali...har-har mahadev...."andar hee andar bhagwano ke naam ka uchcharan karte hue maine bolna shuru kiya"kal mera birthday tha, isliye hum log party manane ek hotel gaye the..."
"birthday tha...oh, Happy birthday..."
"thank you sir..."S.P. ne jab mujhe birthday wish kiya to mere dil ki ghabrahat aur jeebh ki ladkhadahat thodi kam hui, bole to apun thoda relax feel karne laga kyunki S.P. apun ko ek achchha insaan laga...maine aage kaha"to jab hum log party karke aa rahe the to gadi mera dost Pandey chala raha tha aur uski aankh lag gayi,jiske karan bike seedhe aapke bunglow ke gate se takra gayi..."
ye bolne ke turant baad mujhe Rajshri Pandey ka khayal aaya, kyunki wo bike aur gate ke beech hui takkar ke baad se mujhe nahi dikha tha....
"sale ka kahi upar ka ticket to nahi kat gaya...."maine socha aur innocent si shakl banate hue dangi ji puchha ki mera chautha sathi kaha hai...
"wo behosh ho gaya tha ,abhi filhaal thik hai..." "wo hai kaha...."
"hospital me...kal raat hee maine use hospital me admit karwa diya tha..."
"bahut bhalamanush security officer adhikshak hai yar...khamkha main ise gali deta rahta tha..."Jab mujhe pata chala ki Dangi ne Pandey ji ko hospital me admit kara diya hai to maine socha aur S.L. Dangi ke liye izzat mere dil me apne aap aa gayi....
Dangi ji ne chay khatm karne ke baad ek hawaldar ko apne paas bulaya..
"in teeno ka name, permanent address,mobile number lekar inhe jaane do aur koyi case file mat karna...."apni jagah par khade hote hue unhone kaha"aur haan, inki bike bhi chhod dena, student hai...zurmana shayad na bhar paye..."
S.P. ke muh se aise alfaaz sunkar mera dil kiya ki abhich khushi se naachu lekin mera naach dekhkar kahi
S.P. Ka mood satak gaya to problem ho sakti hai...isliye main chup-chap khada aur bas chup-chap khada


hee raha,lekin maine decide kar liya ki bina kisi musibat ke chhutane ke karan aaj raat jordar daru piyenge....
S.P. sir ne iske baad mujhse kuchh nahi kaha aur waha se jaane lage...unhe jaata dekh mujhe khayaal aaya ki thanks to kahna hee chahiye,kyunki yadi koyi dusara security officer wala hota to 20-25 hazar ghuste aur ghar me khabar bhi pahuch jati...lekin aisa kuchh bhi nahi hua tha,isliye main Dangi ji ka shukriya ada karne ke liye unke peechhe dauda.....

"thank you ,sir...warna mujhe laga tha ki aaj to gaye kaam se..." Jawab me S.P. ne sirf ek feeki si muskan di aur aage badh gaye... "is meharbani ki koyi khas vajah ,sir..."

"Vajah..."usi feeki muskan ke sath S.P. peechhe palte aur hontho ko chabate hue bole"tumhe pata nahi hoga, par tumhare jitna bada mera bhi ek ladka tha.Pichhale saal uske birthday par wo mere paas aaya aur mujhe bola ki 'dad, mujhe aaj raat birthday celebrate karne ke liye kuchh paise chahiye'...use jitne rupaye chahiye the,maine use diya jabki mujhe maloom tha ki wo mere diye hue rupayo ko sirf sharab me uda dega....wo apne birthday ki raat mujhe 'i love you,dad' bolkar gaya aur phhir kabhi wapas nahi aaya...."bolte hue Dangi ji achanak rook gaye....unke rukne ke karan main samajh gaya ki aage kya hua hoga...lekin main unse kya bolu ,ye meri samajh ke bahar tha...kyunki aisi situation ki maine kabhi kalpana tak nahi ki thi aur na hee mere paas aisi situation ke liye koyi readymade dialogue the...isliye mere paas siway chup rahne ke koyi dusara rasta nahi tha....
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"mera beta ,wapas nahi aaya kyunki usne bahut sharab pee rakhi thi aur wapas aate waqt uski bike kisi bhari vahaan se takrayi thi...wo takkar itni bhayanak thi ki jab tak main waha pahucha,mera beta mar chuka tha..."S.P. bolte-bolte phhir chup ho gaye aur rumaal nikalkar apne aankho me rakh liya...
aur main pahle ki tarah ab bhi bejubaan sa wahi ,unke paas khada tha...unhone aage kaha...
"mere bete ke sath-sath bike par do aur ladke the aur wo dono bhi nahi bache... report ke baad pata chala ki sharab sirf mere bete ne pee rakhi thi,baki dono vyarth me hee apni jaan ganwa baithe...ab shayad tum samajh gaye hoge ki meri is meharbani ki kya vajah thi...main chahta to kal raat hee tum sabko chhod sakta tha lekin maine tumhe andar kiya jiska karan ye tha ki tum log bilkul bhi hosh me nahi the aur main nahi chahta tha ki koyi aur durghatna tumhare sath ho....beta, zindagi mili hai mauz-masti karne ke liye na ki narak banane ke liye....chalta hoon..."
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S.P. to waha se chala gaye lekin unke shabd mere kaan me bahut der tak gunjate rahe aur main bina kisi hosh-hawaas ke waha tab tak khada raha ,jab tak ki Arun aur Saurabh ne mujhe aawaz nahi di....
"ye to kamaal ho gaya be..S.P. ne teeno ko aise hee chhod diya...ya to main kisi dusare desh me aa gaya hoon ,jaha daru peekar gadi chalana aur security officerwale ko gali dena aparadh nahi mana jata ya phhir is desh ka kanoon badal gaya hai,jiski bhanak mujhe nahi lagi hai...."
"desh bhi wahi aur kanoon bhi wahi hai..." aage chalte hue maine kaha...
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security officer station se bahar nikalne ke baad hume pata chala ki hum teeno ke kapde jagah-jagah se fat chuke hai aur body me idhar-udhar thodi bahut chote bhi hai....Arun Naveen ki khatara ho chuki bike ko sadak par rengate hue mere sath chal raha tha aur Saurabh humari kal ki footi kismat par soch vichar karte hue thoda peechhe chal raha tha....

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Chapter-51:Reversal-2
Update-195 :

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humari kismat kal raat to footi hee lekin sath me humara ek aur chiz bhi toot-foot kar bikhar chuka tha aur wo chiz tha humara jeb....kahne ka matlab ki kal raat jitna udaya uska to koyi hisaab nahi tha lekin Naveen ki bike ka Pandey ji ne jo hashra kiya tha use dekh kar to gala sookh raha tha aur pant geeli ho rahi thi....
"le Arman ,ab tu Naveen ki bike ludhka...main thak gaya "
"hao lawda...jaise main glucose ki dus-barah botal chadha kar aaya hoon...chup chap bike le chal..."bolkar main apni calculation karne laga ki Naveen ki bike kitne me ban jayegi...
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Highway par main ,Arun aage chal rahe the aur Saurabh humse peechhe chalte hue kuchh soch raha tha...ki tabhi uske muh se kuchh shabd sunayi diye.
"Gulabi aankhe jo teri dekhi, deewana ye dil ho gaya... sambhalo mujhko o mere yaro...."
"oye Arman, ye lawda kahi satak to nahi gaya...thane se hee iske chal chalan mujhe kuchh thik nahi lag rahe..."Arun ne apni speed thodi badhayi aur mere paas aakar bola...
"kuchh nahi hua, gulabi dress pahan kar ek laundi scooty se gujari hai ,use hee dekh kar gala fad raha hai..."
"chal thik hai lekin Aaj ke baad tune yadi daru ka naam bhi liya to tujhe chakhna bana gapp kar jaunga , sala S.P. badhiya launda tha,isliye aisich hee chhod diya warna koyi dusara hota to lollipop thama deta..."
"abey ,S.P. Fan hai mera...isliye chhod diya,warna tere jaise jhatu ke to seedhe mu me lund deta....chal papa bol..."
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iske baad hum jab tak hostel nahi pahuch gaye tab tak Arun chup hee raha...lekin hostel ke bahar Naveen ki thuki hui bike ko khada karne ke baad usne jordar angdayi li aur bola..."chal moot kar aate hai..."
"main bhi yahich bolne wala tha ,chal...."maine kaha.. "ruko be, mera bhi mood hai..."
iske baad hum teeno hostel se thodi door jhadiyo ke taraf gaye aur pant kholkar khade ho gaye aur waha idhar-udhar pade pattharo par favvara markar hostel ke andar aaye....
Jis waqt hum teeno hostel pahuche us waqt taqriban 12 baj chuke the ,isliye decide kiya ki ab seedhe lunch ke baad ki class attend karenge.aaj ki anchoring ki practice to chhot chuki thi aur main man hee man yahi vinati kar raha tha ki Chhatrapal naraz na ho...iske sath mere man me aur bhi kayi baate chal rahi thi, jaise ki Pandey ji ko hospital se utha kar lana hai, Naveen ki bike chud chuki hai..use iski


information bhi deni hai, Naveen gussa na kare, iska bhi plan sochana hai...aur to aur turant 10-12 hazar ka intezaam karna,jisase ki Naveen ki bike ko thik karwaya ja sake....
"abey tum dono aise kyun pade ho, college nahi jana kya..."bathroom se naha-dhokar main apne room me aaya aur apne dono priya mitro ko bistar par audha leta dekh main bhunbhunaya....
"himmat nahi hai ,tu ja college..."
"itne me hee gand fat gayi, falo tum desh ki sewa kya karoge..." "nahi karni desh ki sewa aur ab tu kat le idhar se..."
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Arun aur Saurabh to hostel me jaate hee so gaye aur main seedhe Canteen ja pahucha...Canteen me har din ki tarah aaj bhi mast bheed thi...mast bheed matlab ,har din ke tarah aaj bhi waha ekdum karri maal thi ,jo maje le-le kar...le-le kar apna pet bhar rahi thi....mere jeb me paise to the nahi ,isliye free me khane ki setting karne main seedhe counter wale ke paas gaya aur use manaya ,badi mushkil se jab canteen wala maan gaya to maine seedhe hee 4 samose ka order diya aur ek khali table par aakar chup- chap baith gaya....
kal ke hue kand se mera dimag hil chuka tha aur dimag ke hilne ke karan ek chiz jo maine gaur ki wo ye ki aaj maine canteen me baithi kisi bhi ladki ko dekhkar man hee man me...'randi..chudail..lawdi...chuda le...' jaise shabdo ka prayog nahi kiya...jabki baki din main college ki kisi ladki ko bas dekh loon mere man ka speaker bas shuru hee ho jata tha,lekin aaj wo speaker silent tha....ye sala mujhe ho kya gaya hai...mere muh se gali kyun nahi nikal rahi..
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"Armaaaan....aaj tum auditorium me kyun nahi aaye..."mujh par cheekhte-chillate hue ek ladki ,jis jagah main baitha tha, waha par khadi hokar boli....
"kaun hai be tu...mera matlab kaun hai aap..."
"dimag hil gaya hai kya..."wo ladki jo khadi thi wo mere samne wali chair par virajmaan hote hue boli "ek minute..."bolte hue maine apne sar par ek mukka mara aur us ladki ki taraf dekh kar
bola"Esha  ,hi..."
"yaad aa gaya ki main kaun hoon..."
"bhoola hee kab tha jo yaad karne ki jaroorat ho...wo to is samay mere dimag me dher sare emotions aur feelings chal rahe hai, isliye juban thodi fisal gayi...."
"tum itne laparvaah kaise ho...aaj tumhari vajah se Chhatrapal sir ne mujhe bahut daant sunayi..." "Esha...dil pe mat lena lekin abhi filhaal tum yaha se patli gali pakad lo..matlab ki yaha se chali jao...kyunki mera 1400 gm ke dimag me already 1400 kilo ka load hai..."
"main kahi nahi ja rahi aur na tum kahi ja rahe ho...mujhe tumse bahut jaroori baat karni  "
Esha ke aisa bolte hee main thoda excited ho gaya aur sochane laga ki kahi Esha mujhe i love you to nahi bolne wali  .
"meri ,Divya se ladayi ho gayi aaj..."
"oh great...."itna sunte hee main beech me bola.. "kya  "
"mera matlab tha too bad, wo to aise hee juban fisal gayi...tum aage bolo  " "phhir usne kaha ki wo mujhse kabhi baat nahi karegi..."
"mindblowing news hai ye to..." "aaayyyeee  "


"mera matlab ki mind-disturb karne wali news hai ye...wo to meri juban fisal gayi...waise mujhe bahut dukh hua ye sunkar...kya batau ekdum se rona aa raha hai, wo to main hee janta hoon ki maine kaise apne moti jaise aansuo ko rok kar rakha hai...tum aage bolo"(abey i love you ,Arman bol...billi  )
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Iske baad Esha ne jo pakana shuru kiya ,usase mujhe jordar neend aane lage , maine kayi baar jamhayi bhi mari aur ek-do baar to khuli aankh se jhapki bhi maar li....
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"lekin tum ye sab mujhe kyun bata rahi  "
"mere class ki baki ladkiya mujhe arrogant samajhti hai aur wo sab Divya ki taraf hai..."emotional hote hue Divya ne meri taraf dekha aur mujhse puchha"kya main arrogant  "
"haan..." "
"mera matlab naa tha,wo to juban fisal gayi..."Esha se peechha chhudane ke liye main khada hua aur
waha se chalne ka socha...lekin phhir socha ki aise hee khali-peeli jaane me maja nahi aayega ,isliye koyi dialogue maar kar jaana chahiye....Goggle mere aankh me pahle se hee laga hua tha ,isliye maine sirf dialogue ke according apne face ke expresion ko change kiya aur bola...
"itna udas hone ki jaroorat nahi hai kyunki toofano se hamesha ped nahi girte, kabhi-kabhi toofan ped ki jade mazboot bhi kar dete hai...ab chalta hoon "
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Canteen se nikal kar main seedhe apni class ki taraf badha aur meri mulaqat Aradhna se hui...uske sath uski kuchh friends bhi thi . Kayde ke mutabiq Mujhe Aradhna ko ignore maarkar seedhe class ki taraf badhna chahiye tha aur Aradhna ko chup-chap nikal lena chahiye tha. Main to kayde me hee raha lekin Aradhna ko pata nahi kya khujali thi, jo thik mere samne hilti-dulti muskurati hui kadi ho gayi....


"good afternoon siiiiiirrrr....hiii"
(ye aisi sexy-sexy aawaz nikal kar saabit kya karna chahti hai )
Mujhe dekhkar Aradhna muskura to rahi hee thi,sath me uski saheliya bhi apna bina brush kiya hua daant mujhe dikha rahi thi...
''abey inko hua kya hai, kahi meri zib to nahi khuli hai '' man hee man me aisa sochkar maine neeche dekha ,zib band thi...
"hi sir..."Mere chup rahne ke karan Aradhna ek baar phhir boli....
"bye mam...."bolte hue main turant waha se aage badh gaya ,kyunki mujhe Aradhna ki shakl dekhkar hee maloom chal gaya tha ki wo bahut pakane wali thi....
is samay mere andar kayi sare soch vichar chal rahe the aur jaise hee main gate ke paas pahcha, mera mobile bhi baj utha...Maine mobile nikala, call bade bhaiya ki thi,lekin maine call disconnect karke mobile ko silent me kiya aur class ke andar entry mari.....
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"kaise utar gaya nasha..."mere baithate hee Sulabh ne mujhse puchha...
"mat puchh bhai, sari raat security officer station me gujaar kar aa rahe hai, Naveen ki bike ka bang ho chuka hai aur main is waqt bahut sari uljhan me fansa hua hai...aur to aur mujhe Albert Einstein ko lekar Aradhna ko chodane ki jo kasam khayi thi use bhi pura karna hai ,sath me chhatrapal ki lines bhi yaad karni hai....lekin sabse badi dikkat abhi ye hai ki sala 10-12 hazar ka jugaad kaha se karu....tere paas ho to udhaari de na..."
"bill gates ki aulaad samajh kar rakha hai kya...jo tune idhar manga aur maine tujhe udhar de diya...." "chal koyi baat nahi,shaam tak kuchh na kuchh to soch hee lunga, abhi to ye bata ki CS branch me koyi tere jaan-pahchan wala ladka hai kya, jo bharosemand ho..."
"nahi hai..."bina ek pal ganwaye Sulabh ne jawaab diya...
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Sulabh apna ek hath desk par rakhkar apna thobda us hath par tikaye hue tha aur jab usne ek second soche bina hee na me jawab de diya to mera pura khoon jal gaya aur maine uska wo hath,jo desk par rakh tha use pakad kar hila diya jiske baad Sulabh ke sar aur desk ka ek pyari aawaz ke sath adbhut milan hua.
"ab bol ,hai koyi pahchan ka..."
"ek minute ruk..sochane de.."apne sar ko sahlate hue Sulabh ne kaha..."ek launda hai , naam hai Avadhesh Gilhare...CS ka banda hai aur ekdum bharosemand hai...waise kaam kya hai..."
"top secret, tu aaj shaam ko meri meeting fix kar de,..." "meeting fix karne par mujhe kya milega  "
"lund milega  bol to abhi de du..."
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Jaisa shaq mujhe canteen me ho raha tha ,us shaq ka keeda class me bhi mere andar paida hua....maine class ki ladkiyo ko dekha aur socha ki abhich main inhe maha bhayankar galiya dunga...ek-do ko gali di bhi..lekin phhir mujhe khud bura laga ki main kyun inhe faltu me galiya de raha hoon...bechari kitni achchhi hai.dusare branch ki ladkiyo ki tarah ye kam se kam bhaav to nahi khati wo baat alag hai ki inhe koyi bhaav nahi .college ke dusari ladkiyo ki tarah ye kisi ladke ka jeb bhi nahi marti...kitni susheel, sanskari, mehanati, balwan ,pahalwan ladkiya hai.hum mechanical walo ko to garv hona chahiye ki humare class me itni shaktishali naariya hai.
Apne class ki naari shakti ka dil hee dil me prashansa karte hue main unhi naariyo ki taraf hohtho me

muskan liye dekh bhi raha tha ki ek naari ki nazar mujh par padi aur mujhe muskurata hua dekh, usne bahut dheere se kuchh kaha aur yadi maine us naari ki lip reading sahi ki thi to uske anusaar wo naari mujhe

"kuttam,kameena, besharam..." kah rahi thi

"abey tere ko gali de rahi hai kya..."
"haan..." "kyun ?"
"kyunki ,the quality and quantity of the 'GR'(giving respect) is not proportional to the 'TR'.the value of TR is directly depends upon the human factor.which is denoted by 'H'. "
"bas bhai rahne de...sab samajh gaya..."
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College ke baad maine Naveen ko kal ki ghatna ke baare me sab kuchh bata diya.Pahle-pahal to Naveen ki gand hee fat gayi aur pelam pel gusse ke sath mujhse bhidne ko taiyaar ho raha tha lekin jab maine use aashavashan diya ki main uski bike ek hafte ke andar pahle ke maafiq chaka chak karwa dunga to wo kuchh thanda hua aur mujhe dher sari warning dekar chalta bana....
kal ki birthday party me maine kya paya ye to maloom nahi lekin Naveen ab mere sath kabhi bhi kisi party me nahi jayega, ye us waqt mujhe yakeen ho chuka tha,phhir chahe wo welcome ya farewell party hee kyun na ho...kyunki wo maha-famous kahawat hai na ki 'doodh ka jala chhaj bhi fook fook kar peeta hai '
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Dusare din college jane se kuchh der pahle hostel ke public bathroom me main aur Saurabh naha rahe the ki mujhe kuchh jaroori kaam yaad aaya, maine Saurabh ko aawaz di...
"kya hua..."
"abey ,wo Naveen ke bike wale case ka maine settlement kar diya hai,tum logo ko ab kuchh nahi karna...bas dhayi-dhayi hazar dene hai..."
"bose dk saabun fek upar se, kab se lekar baitha hai..."
"ye le..."maine saabun upar se uski taraf fek di aur bola"beta ,lund-wand me saabun mat laga lena...warna gaand laal kar dunga..."
"ye bata paise kab dena hai, mere account me to abhi filhaal chavvani tak nahi hai..." "to beta, uncle ji ko phone karo aur bolo ki kitaabe kharidani hai...."
"dekhta hoon ,shayad baat ban jaye..."
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Iske baad hum dono chup-chap shower chalu karke nahate rahe aur jab mujhe saabun ki jaroorat hui to main chillaya aur Saurabh ne saabun meri taraf feka.....
"abey ek baat bata, ye saabun me jo tere baal hai ,wo sar ke hee hai na ya jhaat ke baal hai..." "gand mara tu, main to chala ab..."
"abey rook...ek baat bata ye kallu ki bahan tujhe kaisi lagti hai..." "thik hee hai, chodega kya usko..."
"soch raha hoon set kar loon...aur mast bajau..." "phhir mere ko bhi chodane ke liye dena na...." "abey prasad hai kya,jo sabme batunga...."
"jab tu Aradhna ke peechhe padega to Esha ko chhod dega...."
"chutiya hai kya...Esha se main dil se pyar karunga aur Aradhna ke sath lund se pyar karunga...waisi uske doodh mast hai, ek baar dabane ko mil jaaye to sala pura doodh hee nikal loon...waise wo mujhe line bahut deti hai, jab dekho sir-sir karte hue sar khane aa jati hai..."


Maine apni baat khatm ki aur Saurabh ke comments ka intezaar karne laga ki wo ab kuchh bolega, ab kuchh bolega...lekin jab wo kuchh nahi bola to mera matha thanka aur maine bathroom ki nal me pair rakhkar upar se uski taraf dekha....
"bose dk ,mutth mar raha hai tu, lawde kitna ashleel launda hai be tu...tharki sale..."
"chup rah be bhosadchod, last stage hai.....aahhhhh...yaaahhh maja aa gaya, la be saabun fek idhar kal ke badle aaj hee naha leta hoon...kaun lawda har roj thandi me nahaye..."
"laad mera ,saabun dega...ab aise hee naha..."
"bhar le apna saabun aur jitna tu ladkiyo ke boobs ke baare me sochta hai na ,utna yadi books ke baare me sochta to har saal annual function par 15 hazar pata..."
"baat to teri sahi hai balak ,lekin i love boobs more than books  "
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Ekdum badhiya se taiyar hokar hum log college pahuche.Arun , Saurabh to class me chale gaye aur main bag rakhkar auditorium ki taraf badha...
ab jab meri partner Esha thi aur aaj kal usase meri badhiya banti bhi thi to isme ab koyi shaq nahi ki main sabse pahle usi ke paas jaunga, ek do baar Chhatru ka diya hua mannual padhunga...Esha se do chaar majak karunga aur phhir ek ghante tak stage me kabhi wo bolegi aur kabhi main bolunga...kabhi wo mujhse chhedkhani karegi(as a part of our funtion) aur kabhi main uski lunga (dil se ).... kal humare beech kya tha aur kal humare beech kya hoga,un sabki parvaah kiye bina main ekdum bindaas hokar Esha ke sath pura ek ghanta beetata tha...is ummid me ki kal jab wo peechhe mud kar apne beete dino ko yaad karegi to kahi na kahi, kisi na kisi vajah se yaad to jaroor karegi aur jab wo mujhe yaad karegi to ye jaroor sochegi ki......maloom nahi kya sochegi , lekin kuchh jaroor sochegi itna maloom hai
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"good morning, baithiye..."mere Esha ke paas jate hee Esha ne bade aadar ke sath kaha... "ye itna respect kyun de rahi hai, kahi ye mujhe man hee man apna husband to nahi maan
rahi  "man hee man me imagination thokte hue maine Esha se kaha"kya baat hai, aaj itna respect de rahi hai..."
"respect to aaj Chhatrapal sir denge...wo bhi bade respect se..."
"ye sun...ye chhatru patru ka dar kisi aur ko dikhaya kar..."aage wali seat par dono pair rakh kar maine kaha"ek andar ki baat batata hoon, ye jo chavvani chhap chhatru hai na, ye college ke baad mujhse hee anchoring ke tips leta hai aur yaha aakar sabko batata hai...aur to aur ye mera bahut bada fan bhi hai
,yadi yakin na ho to uska mobile dekhna kabhi...meri photo laga kar rakha hua hai. " "sach..."Esha haste hue boli...
"main kabhi jhooth bhi bolta hoon kya  , ab jab baat shuru ho hee gayi hai to andar ki ek aur baat batata hoon...yaha Chhatrapal ko sab sir kahte hai ,lekin bahar chhatrapal mujhe sir kahta hai...tujhe yakin na ho to mere class walo se puchh lena..."
Isi ke sath maine jo fekayi chalu ki ,wo badhte samay ke sath badhti hee gayi aur Esha haste hee ja rahi thi...
"are itna hee nahi ,last year ke annual function ke time to is chhatru ne mujhe raat ke 2 baje call kiya aur bola ki 'Arman sir, mujhe ek speech taiyar karni hai..aap thodi madad kar do na' .lekin maine saaf mana kar diya aur isne dusare din bhi raat ke 2 baje call kiya aur bola ki 'Arman sir...aapse jyada hoshiyaar,talented aur smart banda to pure college me kya,pure india me nahi hai...main to kahta hoon ki pure universe me nahi hai...please meri help kijiye...' uske baad janti hai ,kya hua..."
"kya hua.."ek pal ke liye apni hansi rok kar Esha boli aur phhir hasne lagi...


"uske baad maine socha ki iski help kar hee deni chahiye,bechara kitna pareshan hai aur uske baad maine aisi speech taiyar ki..ki log aaj tak uski tareef karti hai...lekin kisi ko maloom nahi ki us speech me kewal aawaz chhatrapal ki thi, kalam,syahi,pratibha meri thi..."bolte hue main ruka aur Esha ko haste hue dekhne laga....
"i love you, Esha..."josh hee josh me hosh khote hue maine kaha
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Update-197 :

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Mere i love you bolne ke sath hee do jabarjast dhamake hue...pahla ye ki ek ore jaha mera chapad- chapad karta hua muh band hua ,wahi Esha ka hasta khilkhilata hua chehra aise laal hua ,jaise use kisi ne ek jhapad raseed diya ho...in gori ladkiyo ki yahi problem hai ,zara si feeling diya nahi ki chehra laal kar leti hai...
Esha ka laal chehra dekhkar khayal aaya ki yaha se bhaag loon ,lekin phhir maine socha ki usase kya hoga kyunki kal to milna hee padega...
iske baad mere saamne do raste aur aaye ,pahla ye ki main Esha ko ye bol du ki 'ye to aise hee mazak- mazak me ,josh-josh me bol gaya...mere sabhi shabd kalpanik hai aur in shabdo ka haqiqat aur vastavikta se koyi lena-dena nahi hai ' lekin ye koyi gali nahi thi ,jo aise hee muh se nikal jaye...maine Esha ko i love you bola tha aur yadi usne apna zara sa bhi brain use kiya aur flashback me jakar uske prati meri harkato ko usne remind kiya to phhir wo jaan jati ki mere dil me kahi na kahi ,kisi na kisi kone uske liye waisa kuchh hai, jaisa kuchh maine abhi kaha hai...
dusara rasta mere paas jo tha wo ye ki main turant Esha se haste hue kahu ki' just joking re...dil pe mat le'


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mere paas do raaste the aur maine dusare raaste ko apnane ka socha lekin phhir 5 second baad maine socha ki kyun na dono hee raasto ko combine kar diya jaye...kyunki bahana bhi maro to kuchh level ka bahana maro...ye aad jhat bahana marne se kya fayda.....isliye maine kaha...

"shakal aisi kyun bana rakhi hai , gharwalo ne auto kiraye ke paise nahi diye kya aur abhi jo maine last line boli ,wo to aisich dhokhe se nikal gaya...serious mat ho..."
Jawab me Esha silent hokar apna laal chehra naa me hilate rahi aur honth ko daant se chabane lagi....Esha ka rang-roop ,haal-chal dekhkar mujhe aisa laga jaise ki baat bani nahi...isliye maine apne dusare plan ko bhi activate kiya aur bola...
"just joking re...actually main Aradhna ko 'i love you' bolna chahta tha..tu to janti hee hogi use, first year me padhti hai...usich se apun fatat le pyar karta hai aur do din se lagataar use i love you bolne ki practice kar rela hoon...aur abhi kuchh der pahle achanak mere muh se wo line nikal gayi,jiski practice main pichhale do din se kar raha hoon....tujhe yakin nahi hoga ,par Aradhna ko i love you bolne ke chakkar me main hostel ke aadhe ladko ko i love you bol chuka hoon...matlab ki mujhse jo bhi thodi der baat karta hai ,mere muh se uske liye i love you ,nikal jata hai..."
"to ye baat hai, ek pal ke liye to meri saans hee ruk gayi thi..."bolte hue Esha aise lambi-lambi saanse bharne lagi, jaise main cigarette ke kash lete waqt bharta hoon....
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"haan ,yahi baat  "(achchha hua maan gayi...) ,iske baad maine socha ki jab teer kamaan se nikal hee chuka hai to kyun na thoda-bahut zakhm bhi de diya jaye..
"waise tujhe kya laga tha ki maine tujhe i love you,kaha hai...chal hat, tujhme aisa hai hee kya, jo main tujhe i love you ,kahunga...tujhe anchoring me jhel raha hoon,wahi bahut hai...waise i love you Esha...dil se..."bolte hue maine jeebh fisalne ki acting ki aur phhir kaha"dekha tune, main phhir se tujhe i love you kah diya...jabki main tujhe i love you nahi kahna chahta ,lekin phhir bhi i love kah de raha hai...i really love you, i really like you from my inside and outside of the heart....maa kasam , i love you..."
Jeebh fisalne ka bahana karke mujhse jitani baar ho saka maine utni baar Esha ko i love you ,kaha...aur use maloom tak nahi chala ki meri jeebh nahi fisal rahi,wo to main apne dil ki bhadaash nikal raha hoon...jo char saal se andar dabi hui thi...fala kitna jordar acting karta hoon main  ,mujhe to oscar milna  chahiye  .
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Main apni chalaki aur hoshiyari par andar hee andar khud ko shabaashi de hee raha tha ki Esha waha se uthi aur saamne ki row par baithe hue baki students ke paas pahuch gayi...waha jakar Esha ne Aradhna ke kaan me kuchh kaha ,jiske baad Aradhna peechhe palti aur mujhe dekhte hue usne aankh mari... "BC, ise kya  "Aradhna ka wo aankh marna mujhe aise laga ,jaise kisi ne mere hath me bijali ke taar thama diye ho....
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"Aradhna se tuhe kya kaha...jo wo aisi amaanviya , asanvaindhanik harkat kar rahi hai..."Esha jab mere paas wapas aayi to maine jhatke se puchha...
"tumhe to mujhe thanks kahna chahiye...maine tumhara kaam kar diya..." "kaisa kaam, kaunsa kaam, kis tarah ka kaam..."
"maine Aradhna se jaakar kaha ki ,tum usase bahut pyar karte ho...lekin kahne me sharma rahe ho..." "lag gaye L..."saamne khali stage ki taraf dekhte hue main badbadaya...
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Kuchh der pahle jaha main apni hoshiyari par gumaan kar raha tha wahi ab mere aankho ke saamne andhera chha raha tha...
"pahli baar kisi ne pyar se thoka hai...beta Arman ,tu to chuda ab..."dil hee dil me Esha ko koste hue maine usase kaha"main zaroor sapna dekh raha hoon...hai na..."
"no, its true..she accepted your proposal..."
"really...meri to khushi ka thikana hee nahi "(gand maraye proposal...)
"kamaal karte ho Arman, maine tumhara itna bada kaam kiya aur tumne mujhe ek thanks tak nahi kaha..."
"thank you, thank you very much...main itna jyada khush hoon ki tumhe bata nahi sakta, dil kar raha hai ki jakar Chhatrapal ko ek thappad maar du ya phhir apne hostel ki chhat se khushi ke mare neeche kood ho  , i love you Esha, really love you...Albert Einstein aur Newton baba ki kasam ,i love you... " "phhir se tumhari jubaan fisal gayi, ispar lagaam lagao...warna dusari ladkiyo ko kaha to kahi sandal na pad jaye...meri baat alag hai ,main ek mature ladki hoon "
"khaakh mera mature hai...zehar pila ke bolti hai ki mujhe thanks "Esha ki taraf dekhkar main badbadaya...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Shuru me to mujhe ye laga ki Esha ne mujhe ye kis musibat me fek diya hai ,lekin Anchoring ki practice karne ke dauran jab maine Aradhna ko dekha to mera 1400 gm ka dimag kuchh ghooma aur meri x-ray type nazar Aradhna ke seene se hoti hue uske taango ke beech me se jab guzari to mera ang-ang fadakne laga....
Practice ke baad maine Esha ko dil se shukriya kaha aur Aradhna mujhe pakde ,usase pahle hee lagbhag bhagte hue waha se apni class ki taraf ho liya....Pata nahi mere andar achanak se itani khushi kyun ghar kar gayi thi ki kuchh der tak tez chalne ke baad main daudane laga aur Mechanical ,4th year ki class ke gate ke paas drift maarkar fisalte hue direct class ke andar aa gaya....Dusari class shuru ho chuki thi aur


IIT,Roorkee se humare phd holder , shree J.K. Agrawal ji Robotics ki class le rahe the...bole to mechanical department ke hod ki class chal rahi thi...
"May i come in, Sir..."Class ke andar aakar maine puchha ,kyunki daudate hue drift marne ke karan main 2 foot class ke andar dakhil ho chuka tha....
"abhi kyun permission mangi, apni seat par baithkar ,'may i come in, sir' bolte..." "sorry sir..."do kadam peechhe hatkar maine kaha"may i come in sir.."
"aa jao..."
"thank you sir.."bolte hue main andar aaya aur jakar sabse peechhe wali seat par baith gaya....
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waise to class kisi bhi teacher ki ho, main baat karta hee tha,lekin hod sir ko main thoda respect deta tha
,isliye unki class me main chup rahta tha ,lekin iska matlab ye nahi ki main baat nahi karta tha...hod sir ki class me hum log written format me discussion karte the....
"itna khush kyun hai be gandul, kisi ne chusa diya kya..."Arun apni copy par ye likhkar saamne hod sir ki taraf dekhne laga...
"maine ek maal pata li hai..."maine reply kiya... "kya baat karta hai,..chodu mat bana, sach bata..."
"are lawda sach me tere bhai ne laundiya set kar li...badi dudharu ladki hai..." "kaun hai..? "
"Aradhna...apne kaliye ki door ki bahan..." "oye BC,...main bhi chodunga..."
"pahle main to chod  "
"ok, ab saamne dekh, nahi to hod chodega..."
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Iske baad Robotics ki puri class me humare beech kuchh aisi hee chhoti-moti..idhar-udhar ki baate written format me hui aur jab shree J.K. Agrawal ji class se gaye to Arun bola....
"kyun be, saat semester tak to Esha ka bada sachcha aashiq bana firta tha, ab kaha gayi teri aashiqi..." "Ye Aradhna to L wali hai...dabao, dalo aur dhakke maro...bas"
"lekin mujhe aisa kyun lag raha hai , tune ladki badal li hai to kahi tujhe Aradhna se pyar na ho jaye...maine bahut se laundo ko dekha hai, jo pahle to sirf choot ke liye ladki patate hai lekin phhir choot marte-marte chutiya bankar usi ladke ke aage-peechhe ghoomate hai..."
"abey bakchod hote hai ,wo launde..."
"dekh ke beedu, kahi Aradhna se pyar na ho jaye..."
"you can change the girl...not love. Tension naa le, kuchh nahi hoga..."bolte hue maine samne wale ladke ko mazak hee mazak me ek jhapad mara aur phhir khud ki tareef karte hue bola"fala ,kya dialogue mara hai..'you can change the girl..not love'...taali baja be"
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Next class Chhatrapal ki thi aur Chhatrapal ekdum correct time par class me pahucha...class me aate hee usne 'business Ethics, Economy, Environment' jaise boring topic par apna boring bhasad shuru kar diya aur idhar humari baat-chit bhi jaari thi...
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"NSUI ka form bharega, President ke liye..."Arun ki jagah abhi-abhi shift hue Sulabh ne puchha... "bakwas kaamo ke liye, i have no time...dusara dukaan dhundo babuji..."
"sach bol be, jaise phhir kisi dusare ko main dhundu..."
"bola na...bakwas kaamo ke liye mere paas time nahi hai aur waise bhi i hate khangress.."


"i hate khangress  , sach me...phhir first year me kyun lada tha..."
"us samay apne ko jaroorat thi..isiliye  , ab nahi hai isliye nahi lad raha..." "kitna selfish hai be tu ..."
"chup kar be, ek pappu kam hai kya ,jo main dusara banu aur English me ek sentence hai 'No argument
,please'..."
"lad lena be...mast daru ki party milegi..."
"jo meri pahli baat na mane uske liye english me ek dusara sentence bhi hai' go to hell '..." "gand mara..."
 
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Lunch hua aur meri puri mandali har din ki tarah canteen ke liye ravana hui...mere dosto ko Aradhna aur meri setting ki jaankari ho chuki thi aur wo sab halke-fulke jokes, comments mujhpar pele pade the, jaise ki main Aradhna ka dhoodh dabaunga to wo kya bolegi, jab main uski choot me ungali karunga to wo kaise kasmasayegi, react kaise karegi wagerah-wagerah......is beech Saurabh mere bagal me khada tha aur use pata nahi kyun, par meri parvaah ho rahi thi ki Aradhna meri zindagi me ek toofan lekar aayegi, shayad usne us toofan ko bahut pahle bhaanp liya tha, jiski bhanak tak mujhe us waqt nahi thi... "Aradhna ,kuchh sahi nahi lag rahi be..."Mujhe ,mere dosto se thoda aage lejakar Saurabh ne mere kaan me kaha...
"kyun ,kya hua..."
"mana ki har kutte ka din aata hai aur use ladki chodane ko mil jati hai...lekin tera din abhi nahi aaya hai..."
"tu mere sath MBA-MBA khel raha hai kya..jo baat ko yun ghuma firakar bol raha hai, seedhe-seedhe bol na..."
"seedhe-seedhe main ye bolna chahta hoon ki , jo ladki badi aasani se razi ho jati hai ,wo kabhi aasani se peechha nahi chhodati..."
"tu faltu me tension le raha hai, mere paas back up plan hai..." "aur kya hai wo tera back up plan..."
"tu lawda ,pahle thoda door chal..aane-jane wale log faltu me mujhe gay samajh rahe hai..."Saurabh ko dhakka dete hue maine kaha"aur abhi filhaal mere paas koyi back up plan nahi hai lekin baad me bana lunga..."
"soch le koyi bhi insaan ,do naav me pair rakhega to doobega hee..."
"beta main ,jack sparrow hoon aur according to jack sparrow zindagi sirf ek samjhauta hai...jisase abhi haal-filhaal me kaam bane ,wo samjhauta karo, baki kal ki kal dekh lenge..."
"soch le...mera personally experience hai, zindagi jhand ho jati hai ,aisi ladkiyo ke karan..."
"zindagi kabhi har sire se khushahaal nahi rahegi mere dost aur jitani jaldi ho sake hume iski aadat daal leni chahiye..."
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Canteen me pahuchkar finally Saurabh ka muh band hua aur maine chain ki saans li kyunki mere aadha dozen dialogues jo maine future ke liye bacha rakhe the, wo Saurabh ko samjhane me waste ho chuke the...

Canteen me apna pet bharte hue mujhe Aradhna apne saheliyo ke sath dikhi aur Auditorium me jo maine socha tha , use karne ke liye maine apne dosto ko bye kahkar seedhe Aradhna ke paas pahucha... "chal uth.."


"kya hua sir..."sharmate hue Aradhna boli... "tujhse pyar karne ka mood ho raha hai, ab chal..."
Mere itna kahte hee Aradhna jhat se khadi hui aur apne saheliyo ko wo direct class me milegi bolkar mere sath bahar aayi....
"tu bhi apun pe flat thi kya, jo auditorium me turant peechhe palatkar aankh maar di..."Canteen ke bahar Aradhna ko rok-kar maine kaha...
"maine thik kiya na..."
Shuru me socha ki Aradhna se bolu ki'kya ghanta thik gaya, gand fat ke hath me aa gayi thi meri ,us waqt' ....lekin phhir socha ki wo ladki hai aur sath me meri item bhi ,isliye maine usi baat ko thoda ghuma-firakar kaha...
"kya khaakh thik hai, sharam naam ki koyi chiz hai ki nahi tere andar...aise bhi koyi aankh marta hai kya, janti hai tera kya impression pada mujhpar...mujhe dekh ,main kitna sharif hoon, maine khud tujhse apne be-panah pyar ka izahaar na karke Esha ke dwara apne pyar ka izahaar kiya aur ek tu hai ,jo seedhe aav na dekha taav aur aankh lapka di...ye to kisi bhi tarah ,kisi bhi angle se acceptable nahi hai, mana ki tu bhi mujhe love karti hai lekin aisa bhi kya hai jo seedhe palatkar aankh hee maar de.tujhe pata nahi mujhe heart attack hee aa gaya tha, yadi main mar jata to ...kaun jimmedari leta uski, ye aaj kal ki ladkiyo ka to chaal-chalan hee mujhe samajh nahi aata , jab dekho muh fade baithi rahti hai ki , Arman bas ek ishara kar de...mana ki main bahut handsome hoon lekin aisa bhi kya hai ki bas mauka mila nahi ki mujhpar toot padi...mujhe dekh kitne sharifi se rahta hoon,bakayada tum ladkiyo ki bharpoor izzat karta hoon, tu aisa nahi kar sakti kya...yadi nahi kar sakti to abhi bol de, baad ka lafda nahi mangta apun ko..."
"sorry..."bolte hue Aradhna lagbhag rone ko ho gayi...
"teri to...ab ye kya hai,...kuchh bola nahi ki rona chalu, aise karegi to kaise chalega...ladki hai na tu ...to Rani Lakshami bai bankar yun rone ke bajay mujhe seedhe ek thappad bhi to maar sakti hai na...aise rote rahegi ye sochkar ki main tujhe shant karaunga to ye teri galat fahmi hai. Main bilkul bhi us type ka ladka nahi hoon, jis type ka tu samajh rahi hai...meri girl friend bani hai matlab kuchh rules, kuchh regulation, kuchh niyam, kuchh kayde-kanoon se rahna seekh...shaam tak tere paas meri girlfriend banne ke jo 'terms and conditions' hai wo main pahucha dunga, use achchhe se padh lena aur waisa hee karna...warna main apne liye koyi dusara boyfriend dhoond lena...ab rona band kar aur haste hue mujhse chipak kar chal, ek dost se milwana hai...tujhe..."
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Aradhna ko chup karakar maine college ki seedhiya chadhi aur seedhe CS branch ki class ki taraf pahucha...jaha kallu mujhe bahar hee mil gaya...
"abey oye kaliye ,idhar aa...kisi se milwana hai tujhe "


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Jaha Computer Science ki class lagti thi, waha jakar maine Aradhna ke door ke bhai kallu ko aawaz di...dar-asal yahi wo scene tha, jo maine anchoring ki practice karte waqt socha tha aur sath me ye kallu ko mera jawab tha ,jab usne kaha tha ki main kabhi ladki nahi pata sakta....Aradhna ko lekar kanghi chor ki taraf jate hue main khush itna ho raha tha jaise ki NASA me meri job lag gayi ho aur thode hee der baad ek space mission ke liye nikalna ho.
"Aradhna ,ab thodi si smile la apne chehre par ,main tujhe apne sabse khas dost se milwane ja raha hoon, ya phhir kahu ki yahi wo ladka hai jisne mujhe kuchh din pahle kaha tha ki main tujhe set karu
,warna main to kisi ladki ki taraf dekhta tak nahi..."
Apni aadat ke anusar kallu ne to pahle meri taraf aane se mana kar diya lekin baad me jab usne Aradhna ko mere sath dekha to ,jaha khada tha ,waha se jhatka khakar do kadam peechhe hat gaya aur apni aankhe chhoti karke mujhe dekhne laga.....
"janti hai, ye hai to mera best friend lekin ek number ka chor hai, logo ke kanghi ,tel,saabun, towel, underwear etc. etc. Jaisi chhoti-chhoti chize ye palak jhapakte paar kar deta hai. Aur ek baar to had tab ho gayi jab hostel me ek ladka apni underwear lekar nahane gaya, tab humare ye kallu mahashay apne plan ke mutabiq bathroom me jaa pahuche aur us ladke ki underwear utha li...uske baad iski jo dhulayi hui, uska nishaan abhi tak iske chehare par hai..."
"ye mera bhai hai..."
"kya..."chaukane ka naatak karte hue main Aradhna se thodi der hat gaya aur Aradhna ko aise dekhne laga ,jaise ki wo bilkul nude khadi ho aur apne choot me ungali kar rahi ho...
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"tera bhai..lekin tum dono to ek hee brand ki paidaish nahi lagte ,matlab ki tu kaha Apple mobile aur wo fala china mobile...."
"hum dono ek hee gaanv se hai, is tarah wo mera bhai hee hua na..."
"laga tha, mujhe tum dono ko dekhkar hee laga tha ki tum dono yakinan gaanv se hoge...khair koyi baat nahi, ab yaha tak aa hee gaye hai to chal , mil le apne bhaiya se...warna wo mujhe hostel me marega..." "no sir, mujhe bahut dar lag raha hai, kahi wo mere ghar me call na kar de..."pareshani wali expression apne face par late hue Aradhna boli...
"Mere sath rahne ka yahi to fayda hai ki koyi khabar ghar tak nahi pahuchegi...tu mujhse chipak kar chal,baki main dekh lunga..."
"lekin sir, wo..."
"are tu tension kaiku leti hai ,hostel me main uska pair pakad kar maafi maang lunga ki ,wo tere ghar call na kare...ab chipak"


"nahi sir..."
"chipak nahi to main khud tere ghar call karunga..."

Ab Aradhna buri tarah phhans chuki thi uske liye ek taraf mere roop me kua tha to dusari taraf kanghi chor ke roop me khai thi...Lekin maine use kue me kudane ke liye kaha ,yani ki usne us waqt meri baat mani aur mujhse sat kar khadi ho gayi.

Humare kallu bhai sahab ki halat is waqt dekhte hee banti thi, bechare ki halat aisi thi ,jaise kisi ne unki lulli kaat li ho aur nangi ladki saamne rakh kar bola gaya ho ki"dam hai to chod ke dikha..."
Mujhe aur Aradhna ko sath dekhkar kalicharan ka para tezi se upar chadha aur usne aate hee Aradhna ko kheenchkar mujhse alag kiya....
"Priye, tum saamne wali seedhi se neeche nikal jao...main baad me milunga..."
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Aradhna ke waha se jaane tak main chup raha aur jaise hee wo neeche gayi maine ghumakar ek jhapad kalicharan ke gaal me de mara....Kallu kanghi chor ,is waqt khunnas me tha ,isliye jawabi hamla usne bhi mujhpar karna chaha lekin maine tab tak uske gaal par ek aur tamacha jad diya...jisase wo abki baar puri tarah hil gaya....
"rook MC, abhi batata hoon tujhe..."bolte hue kallu apni class ki taraf bhaga
"rook BC,...gali kisko deta hai"kallu ke peechhe jate hue maine ek laat use mari aur wo apni class ki gate se takra kar andar gir gaya aur mujhe ulta seedha bakne laga....
Computer science ki class me is waqt bahut se ladke aur ladkiya ,jo tiffin late the,wo lunch kar rahe the aur mere yun jordar entry se unka khana ruk gaya...

ab jab kallu apne class me tha aur class me ladkiya bhi thi to wo mujhe ab gaaliya nahi de raha tha, bas tarah-tarah ki dhamki de raha tha ki "wo mujhe dekh lega...apne gaanv se gunde bulwakar meri haddi- haddi tudwa dega,..wagerah-wagerah..."

"tujhe pata hai ,main gaal aur sar ko jyada target kyun karta hoon..."neeche gire hue kallu ko ek jhapad maarkar main bola"taki log dekh sake tune maar khayi hai.beta aaukat me aaja ,warna faad ke rakh dunga aur ek baat bata be tune mujhe samajh kya rakha hai ,jo mere saamne apni akad dikhate rahta hai. Ab dikha apni akad...aur kya bola tune ki tu meri ek-ek haddi tudwa dega...abey baklol , apne class me to tu mera kuchh ukhad nahi paya, phhir bahar kya kar lega..."

bolte hue main achanak ruk gaya ,kyunki mujhe yaad aaya ki jis class me main hoon wo class Esha ki hai aur tab se main kallu ke seene par baithkar lambi-lambi diye jaa raha hoon...main turant khada hua aur puri class ki taraf dekha...

"achchha hua, Esha nahi hai...warna khamakha izzat down ho jati, waise bhi pahle se itani down hai..."class ki ladkiyo ki taraf dekh kar maine socha aur goggle jeb se nikalkar lagate hue kaliye se bola"sudhar ja, warna yaha to kam dhoya hai warna hostel me itna dhounga ki kale se gora ho jayega...goodbye.."isi ke sath maine kallu ko ek flying kiss di aur waha se jaane laga...lekin tabhi mujhe yaad aaya ki Divya bhi class room me hai aur Esha ko wo aajkal pareshan bhi kar rahi hai...isliye main turant peechhe palta aur khade ho chuke kallu ko wapas girakar kaha"kuchh to respect kar be meri, jab tak yaha se na jaun khada mat ho...meri izzat karna seekh ja, warna Gautam ke maafiq tujhe bhi coma me bhej dunga..."
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CS ki class se bahar nikalte waqt maine Divya ki taraf to nahi dekha lekin itna zaroor jaan gaya tha ki meri
 
last line sunkar uski andar hee andar jali hogi...
Ab mera irada chup-chap ek achchhe bachche ki tarah waha se nikal jaane ka tha lekin gate par Esha mujhe khadi hui dikhayi di aur uske haav-bhaav dekhkar mujhe andaaza ho gaya ki usne meri aakhiri line


sun li hai...lekin abhi apun full role me tha aur goggle bhi lagaye hue tha ,isliye Seedhe Esha ke saamne jakar seena taankar khada ho gaya...
"madam ji, rasta dengi kya...main galti se dusari class me aa gaya hoon..." "why not..."bolte hue Esha saamne se hat gayi...
"dekho to kitna pyar karti hai mujhe, meri koyi baat nahi talti, love you too ,babes..."Esha ko dekhkar maine khud se kaha aur CS ki class se bahar aaya...
Esha ki class se main kuchh kadam hee door aaya tha ki mujhe achanak kuchh yaad aaya aur wapas palat kar daudate hue maine thik waisa hee drift maarkar CS , fourth year ki class me ghusa, jaisa drift maine aaj hod ki class me mara tha...
Kallu zameen se uthkar apni jagah chup-chap baitha hua tha aur Esha bhi ek jagah akele baithi hui thi...kallu ko is waqt uske class ke ladko ne gher rakha tha aur mujhe bura-bhala kahkar kallu ko dilasa de rahe the....maine CS class ke gate ko ek hath se pakda aur kallu ko awaaz di...
"kyun be kalicharan, kya bola tha maine ki jab tak main na jaun ,yahi lete rahna khada kyun ho gaya...chal saamne aakar wapas let ja..."
"ye kya dadagiri hai..."kaliye ke dosto me se ek ne mujhe dekhkar kaha...
"yadi usase itna hee lagaav hai to tu aakar saamne let...nahi to use saamne bhej..."
Meri baat sunkar Kaliye ke saare dost peechhe ho gaye aur phhir se kaliya maar na khaye ,is dar se wo apni jagah se utha aur saamne aakar zameen par let gaya....
"thoda to respect dena seekh be kanghi chor...kitna pyar se samjhaya tha ki jab tak main yaha se chala na jaun ,uthna mat...yahi baat main tujhpar hath uthakar bhi to samjha sakta tha na lekin maine tujhpar hath uthaya kya ? Nahi uthaya na...are pagle ,bhai hai tu mera...i love you ,re..."bolte hue main CS ke baki students ki taraf nazar ghumayi...
"tum utho waha se..."Esha ko na jaane kya josh chadha jo wo apni jagah se uthkar mere mamle me dakhil hui....usne kalicharan ko uthaya aur mujhe dekhkar boli"Arman, this is too bad...please don't do this..."
"ek ghante mere sath anchoring karke tu kya sochati hai ki tu mujhpar raaz karegi...are hum par to wo bhi raaz nahi kar paye ,jo 21 saal se paal rahe hai aur tu, sun be kaliye...yadi tune ek kadam bhi aage badhaya to ye desk dikh raha hai na ,seedhe uthakar ,sar me de marunga...chal wapas let..." "Disgusting..."bolte hue Esha ,waha se apni jagah wapas chali gayi aur kaliya wapas zameen par let gaya...
"waise main wapas ek ladke se milne aaya tha, name hai Avadesh Gilhare...wo hai kya class me..." "main hoon..."ek ladke ne apna hath khada kiya
"aaja pagle, tu to bhai hai mera...Sulabh ne bulaya hai"
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"tumhe lagta hai ki ,tum yun hee humare class me gunda-gardi karke chale jaoge aur hum kuchh nahi karenge...kal mere dad ,tumse baat karenge..."Itni der se Divya jo apne jazbaat daba kar baithi thi, wo finally khade hokar mujhe dhamkate hue boli....

"ok bahan...lekin khade hokar bolne ki kya zaroorat hai, main koyi teacher thode hee hoon,jo itna respect de rahi hai...mana ki tu mujhse darti hai,lekin aisa bhi kya hai...chal baith ja..."
"Arman, tu to ab gaya kaam se...third semester ki dhulayi bhool gaya lagta hai... "
Divya ki baat sunkar main chup raha ,jisase uski himmat aur badhi aur wo jabar-peli haste hue boli"dar gaya kya darpok...dam hai to ab bol.."
"dekho mallu aunty , aakhiri baar aapke pita-shree ne dhokhe se pakda tha yadi meri tarah mard hote to face to face fight karte , dam hai to bhej dena hostel,and for your kind information, apne jhatele baap se


kahna ki 2000 aadmi lekar aaye, kyunki 500 to hum hostel me rahte hai aur hum sabki itni aaukat to hai hee ki apne-apne source lagakar 3-3 ladke extra kahi se bula sake..."bade hee shaleen dhang se main bola,tab tak Avadhesh bhi mere paas aa chuka tha...maine aage kaha"aur aakhiri line tune kya kahi ki main dar gaya...huh. to ek andar ki baat batau,main wakayi me ek minute pahle dar gaya tha lekin phhir khayal aaya ki darne me koyi burayi nahi hai .waise bhi Dark Knight Rises me bola gaya hai ki darna zaroori  , chal be Avadhesh, humare Japan jaane ki planning par kuchh soch-vichar karna hai "

[Samrock19797]

Chapter-52:A lip of heart-3
Update-200*
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"duniya haseeno ka mela...mele me ye dil akela...baju hat be lawde.."main gaane ka sur le hee raha tha ki saamne college ka koyi launda aa gaya aur mujhe rukna pada.....
"tujhe faltu ke lafde me fasna achchha lagta hai kya..."Avadhes ne mujhe saamane aaye us ladke se door


le jaate hue kaha...
"abey tu dar kaiku rela hai...apun hai na..."
"chal ok, ab ye bol ki tujhe mujhse kya kaam hai..."
"suna hai , Esha aur Divya ki ladaayi ho gayi hai...jitna pata hai, sab bol daal..."
"puri baat to apne ko nahi maloom ,lekin itna zaroor maloom hai ki, jhagde ki vajah tu tha..." "main..." Divya aur Esha ke jhagde ki vajah main hoon sunkar main chaunka...
"aur nahi to kya, Divya ka kahna tha ki yadi Arman,Esha ka anchoring partner hai to phhir Esha ko Chhatrapal Sir se baat karke partner change karne ko kahna chahiye ,ya phhir anchoring chhod deni chahiye...lekin Esha ka kahna tha ki wo ,uski baat kyun mane...bas phhir kya,dono ek jaisi hee ghamandi thi, ad gayi apni baat par...nateeza ek majedar entertainment ke roop me sabke saamane aaya....tu us din class me rahta to bahut maza aata...."
"aur tujhe ye sab kaise pata chala..." "meri girlfriend ne bataya..."
"sala...isne bhi maal pata kar rakhi hai, in ladkiyo ko bhala main kyun pasand nahi aata, ye fali mujhe propose kyun nahi karti..."sochate hue maine Avadhes se kaha"aur teri wo girlfriend,jisne tujhe itna sab kuchh bataya ,wo zaroor Divya ke side hogi..."
"correct bola, ye tujhe kisne bataya..."
"tujhe kya lagta hai, tere paas bas girl friend hai...maine har branch ke har class me ek maal pata rakhi hai, unhi me se ek ne bataya..."
"to ab main chalu..." "chal nikal...thanks.."
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Avadhes ke jaane ke baad main kuchh der wahi khada raha aur Divya-Esha ke jhagde ka jo complex equation tha ,use solve karne laga...ye jhagda story me ek naya twist tha, kyunki Esha ne mere sath anchoring karne ke liye Divya se jhagda kiya tha, yani ki....yani  ,ho  na ho, ye ladki  mujhpar fida zaroor hai ,upar se jab mere sixth sense ne is par muhar laga di to main aur bhi khush hua...dil kiya ki third floor se hee neeche kood jaun ya phhir apna shirt fad dalu aur apna sar peechhe wali deewar par de maru....
"kal Esha se ye zaroor puchhunga ki uski ,Divya se ladayi kyun hui thi, phhir dekhta hoon ki wo kya vajah batati hai...yesss...yesss...kallu teri *** ki choot, teri *** ka bhosda..."
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College ke baad main hostel ke liye jab ravana hua to mere dimag se ye baat nikal chuki thi ki maine aaj kaliye ko college me uske class walo ke saamane choda hai aur waise bhi jab Esha ki taraf se possitive responce aayega to us chutiye ko kaun yaad karega...lekin mujhe kya pata tha ki wo sala kaliya hostel me ladko ko ikattha karke panchayat kar raha hai....iska pata to mujhe hostel jaane par hee laga,jab warden ne mere hostel me ghuste hee mujhe apne room me bulaya....
"tune kallu ko kyun mara..."jab main warden ke peechhe-peechhe uske uske room ki taraf ja raha tha to unhone puchha...
"wo kuchh jyada hee udd raha tha, baitha diya sale ko...chhoti-moti baat hai, aap tension mat lo..." "tension kyun na loon, wo aaj lunch ke baad hee college se apna boriya-bistar lekar hostel aa gaya aur mujhse bola ki principal ke paas teri complaint karne ja raha hai..."
"uski to...hai kaha wo is waqt..." "mere room me baitha ro raha hai..." "abhi chodata hoon MC ko..."


Kallu ki harkat jaankar mere body ka temperature turant mere recrystallization temperature ko paar kar gaya aur main warden ke room ki taraf sarpat bhaga...

"kaha hai BC ,kaliya..."warden ke room me jaakar maine waha baithe laundo ki taraf dekha to mujhe kaliya wahi ladko ke beech baitha hua dikhayi diya...sab ke sab launde , PC me koyi movie dekh rahe the...main seedhe kallu ke paas gaya aur uske thobade me ek mukka mara...

"kyun be, Principal ke paas ja raha tha na ,ab ja..."
"dekho sir, ye mujhe phhir maar raha hai..."rote hue kaliye ne warden ko aawaz lagayi...jiske baad warden ne mujhe pakad kar peechhe kiya...
"apne dimag ka ilaaz karwa Arman...main yaha par hoon na ,kuchh to izzat kar meri..."
"aapki to main gaand faad izzat karta hoon Sir, lekin ye kaliya apne aap ko samajhta kya hai...ise samjhao ki jungle me rah raha hai to sher ki huqumat swikarni padegi nahi to jaan se jayega...."
"tu abhi yaha se bahar ja,.."
"main kyun jaun, ise bhejo bahar..."
"maine kaha na ki bahar ja...jata hai ya nahi..."
Ab warden se sambandh bigade usase achchha to yahi tha ki main waha se bahar hee chala jaun...isliye maine gusse se fafakati apni aankho se kaliye ko ek baar ghoor kar dekha aur waha se seedhe apne room ki taraf badha....
"kya hua be , Arman lund..aise gand jaisi shakl kyun bana rakhi hai..."mere room me pahuchate hee Arun ne comment pass kiya...
"teri gand ke neeche jo aaina tune daba rakha hai na ,use alag kar de...warna yadi aaina toota to tujhe tod dunga..."
"tabhi...tabhi main sochu ki sala mere pichhwade me chubh kya raha hai..."apne neeche se aaina hatakar side me rakhte hue Arun ne kaha"waise tune bataya nahi ki teri is gand jaisi shakl ka raaz kya hai..."
"wo MC kaliya...meri complaint principal se karne ja raha tha aaj...wo to warden ne rok liya ,warna shahid kar deta usko aaj..."
"aisa kya...chal phhir thok ke aate hai MC ko..." "rahne de, warden rok lega..."
"warden ki *** ki choot...usko bhi marenge..." "dheere bol be chutiye, kahi wo sun na le..." "are sun lega to kya ukhad lega... chodate hai"
"kuchh khas nahi karega,bas tere ghar phone karega bas..."
"phhir to rahne de...tere raste alag aur mere raste alag...main to tujhe janta tak nahi...main to tujhe pahli baar dekh raha hoon...kaun ho bhaiya aap aur khana khaya ya phhir mera aand khane ka vichar hai..."
Arun ko main jawab deta usase pahle hee mere jeb me rakha mobile vibrate hone laga...maine mobile nikala aur screen par nazar dali..call bade bhaiya ki thi...
waise to maine screen par nazar dali thi lekin Arun ko jawab dene ki uttejana ke karan maine Vipin bhaiya ka naam dekh kar bhi jaise andekha kar gaya...
"kyun re phone kyun nahi karta tu..."mere call recieve karte hee Vipin bhaiya mujhpar toot pade... Lekin main is waqt aaveg me tha ,isliye jaise main normally ladko se baat karta hoon,waise hee Vipin bhaiya se bhi baat ki ...main bola...
"nahi karunga call ,kya kar lega be..."
"kya kar lega be...? Tu Arman hee bol raha hai na..."


"teri to...bade bhaiya..."jhatka khate hue main jaise hosh me aaya aur phhir apni aawaz badal kar bola"nahi ,main Arman nahi...Arman ka dost bol raha hoon, aap kaun..."
"main Uska bada bhai bol raha hoon, Arman kaha hai..."
"idhar hee hai, ek minute rukiye...bulata hoon usko..."mobile kaan se door karke maine usi badli hui aawaz me apna hee name do-teen baar pukara aur sath me ye bhi kaha ki"kitni padhayi karega Arman...subah se to padh raha hai  "
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"hello, bhaiya...ram ram, payi lagu..."mobile ko apne kaan se satate hue main bola.. "kya kar raha tha..."
"aaaaahhh , "jamhayi marne ki acting karte hue main bola"padhayi kar raha tha ek hafte baad class test hai na ,isliye...aap sunao, sab badhiya..."
"pahle to ye bata ki tera mobile kiske hath me tha aur tu ghar me call kyun nahi karta...."
"mobile  Arun ke hath me tha aur kal hee to ghar me call kiya tha...mammi-papa dono se ek ghante tak baat ki thi..."
"lekin mammi ne to kaha ki Arman call hee nahi kar..."
"are kaha lage ho bhaiya,aap bhi in baato me...mammi to aise hee bas bol deti hai ki Arman call nahi karta..."
"main teen din se ghar me hoon aur mujhe hee padha raha hai..."
"ab to fase beta Arman..."man me sochate hue maine kaha...ab maine yaha se U-turn lete hue topic hee badala aur bola"Vijaywada se wapas kab aaye....chhutti mili hai kya..."
"waisa hee samajh..."
"are wah, isi khushi me do-teen hazaar rupaye mere account me dalwa do..." "chup kar be..."
iske baad jo baat mujhe pata chali wo ye ki Vipin bhaiya ki shadi tay hone wali hai aur next week Vipin bhaiya ladki dekhne jaa rahe hai...yaha tak to phhir bhi sab thik tha, lekin mamla tab bigda jab mujhe pata chala ki jis ladki ko Vipin bhaiya dekhne jaa rahe hai wo koyi aur nahi ,balki Pandey ji ki ladki hai
,jisne bachpan se mera beda garg kar rakha hai....bachpan se lekar ab tak uske karan mujhe gharwale ghaseetate rahe ki padh beta padh...Pandey ji ki beti ke falana subject me falana number hai, Pandey ji ki beti ne award jeeta, Pandey ji ki beti ne ye kiya, Pandey ji ki beti ne wo kiya....wagerah- wagerah...matlab ki jis Pandey ji aur unki beti ne mujhe aaj tak itna pareshaan kiya ,unhe ab zindagi bhar jhelna padega....maine kuchh der tak Vipin bhaiya se koyi baat nahi ki aur age analysis karne laga...Vipin bhaiya 26 saal ke aur wo Pandey ji ki laundiya 22 saal ki...Arman beta, ab usko laundiya nahi bhabhi bolne ki aadat daal lo....
"kya hua...chup kyun hai..."

"cancel kar do bhaiya...aap jaise smart ,intelligent ,handsome...ladke ke saamane Pandey ji ki ladki kahi nahi tikati....aur yadi aap mana karne me sharma rahe ho to mujhe kaho,main call karke mana kar deta hoon..."

"chup kar aur sunday ko seedhe ghar pahuch jaana...."

"ab nahi maan rahe to aapki marzi, mera kya...lekin phhir baad me mat kahna ki maine aagah nahi kiya tha  waise bhaiya,kuchh rupaye udhari doge kya, agale mahine ki ek taarikh ko byaaj ke sath wapas kar dunga "

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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"ek baat bata Arman, tu Gandhi ko manta hai ya shahid bhagat singh ko...."usi raat, daru ki botal ke dhakkan ko daant se kholte hue Arun ne puchha....
"namaskar bade bhaiyo..."Pandey ji apne ne sar par patti ke shagun ke sath humare room me pravesh kiya...
Rajshri Pandey ,us raat driving kar raha tha ,isliye hume jaha chhoti-moti kharoche aayi thi,wahi Pandey ji ka haal ye tha ki wo ab bhi langda-langda kar chalta tha...Pandey ji ke baaye hath me plaster bhi lag chuka tha, yaani ki Pandey ko kayi hafte tak apne sirf ek hath se kaam chalana tha....

"MC, chhu mat daru ki botal...jis hath se gand dhota hai ,usi hath se itani pavitra chiz ko chhune ka dus- sahas kar raha hai tu ....hath hata apna..."Rajshri Pandey ne jab botal ki taraf hath badhaya to Arun bol pada....dar-asal ,Arun cheekha...

"main tera sawal nahi samjha...ek baar phhir se dohra to..."maine kaha...
"abey maine tujhse puchha ki tu Gandhi ko manta hai ya shahid Bhagat Singh ko...."
Arun ki is line se hee main samajh gaya ki wo pakke me Bhagat Singh ka anusaran karne wala manav hai, kyunki usne Bhagat Singh ka naam pade aadar se liya tha aur wahi Mahatma Gandhi ke liye usne sirf
'Gandhi' word use kiya tha... Kyun hoon main itna smart
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Arun Bhagat Singh ko manta hai ,ye mujhe abhi pata chala tha lekin Saurabh Gandhi ji ka anuyayi tha,ye mujhe bahut pahle se maloom tha aur is samay kisi ek ka paksha lena matlab ek lambi bahas ko aamantran dena tha...yakinan ant me jeet to meri hoti ,lekin ab sala kaun apni energy khapaye...ye sochkar maine Arun se thoda samay manga aur phhir thode samay ke baad bola....


"main....main....dono ko manta hoon..."
"aisa thode hee hota hai...ya to aastik bano ya naastik...ye kaun si baat hui ki tu aastik bhi hai aur naastik bhi..."Saurabh ne ungali ki aur jis bahas ko main dabana chahta tha, us bahas ka opening ribbon katate hue Saurabh ne mujhse puchha...
maine phhir thoda samay manga aur apne 1400 gm ke dimag ko duso dishao me daudane laga aur jab mere hath Saurabh ke us sawal ka ek logical jawab aaya to main bola...
"hey, murkh manav...main Gandhi ji aur Bhagat Singh dono ko manta hoon...ise main ek-ek example se samjhata hoon....maan lo ki main apne takle Principal ke cabin me hoon aur usne mujhe kisi baat par ek thappad maar diya, tab main Gandhi ji ke siddhanto ka palaan karte hue apna dusara gaal aage kar dunga.....
lekin ab situation me thoda changes lao aur ye maan lo ki mere saamne Gautam khada hai aur usne mujhe ek thappad mara hai ,tab main Bhagat Singh ke anusar uski maa -bahan ek kar dunga...." "waaaahhhh....kya example thoka hai..."mera hath pakadte hue Rajshri Pandey bola...
"hath hata be madarjaat...jis hath se gand dhota hai ,usi hath se mujhe chhu raha hai..."
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agle din main auditorium me akele baitha hua tha ,kyunki Esha ne subah-subah mere mobile par messege bhej diya tha ki wo aaj nahi aane wali...main Esha ko phone karke na aane ka reason jaroor puchhta lekin mere mobile me balance nahi tha ,isliye main Esha ko phone nahi kar paya

Ab jabki mujhe maloom tha ki Esha aaj college nahi aane wali hai to maine socha ki kyun na aaj Aradhna ke sath baithkar mere future plan par kaam kiya jaye...isliye main aage baitha ,lekin baki sabse door aur jab Aradhna auditorium me ghusi to maine use ishare se apne paas bulaya....

"Good morning Arman..."
"Arman  BC do din me hee Arman sir se Arman par aa gayi..."Aradhna ko dekhte hue maine socha aur phhir bola"good morning mam..."
"too funny, na..."
"baithiye, khadi kyun hai..."
"ok..."apna pichhwada seat se tikakar Aradhna ne meri taraf dekhte hue kaha"achchha suno Arman, tumhare hostel me jo mera door ka bhai rahta hai na...use kahna ki aaj sham ko college ke baad mujhse mil le. Mere ghar se kal mere papa aaye the ,isliye uska bhi kuchh samaan hai..."
"abey ye to had hee ho gayi, main kuchh bol nahi raha hoon iska matlab ye thodi hee hua ki tu mere kaan me Arman-Arman chillayegi...mana ki mujhe tujhse bahut jyada pyar hai lekin Pyar apni jagah aur izzat apni jagah...."
"sorry, Arman bhaiya..."
"bhaiya...teri to...bhaiya kisko bhaiya hoga tera papa, teri mammi, teri bahan....tera bhai..." "dil pe kyun le rahe ho sir...waise i feel so erotic..."
"BC, ise kya ho gaya hai....zaroor kisi ne iski choot me ungali ki hai kal raat, jo aise ashleel shabdo ka prayog kar rahi hai..."Aradhna ka aisa rang-roop dekhkar mera rang-roop ud gaya , waise to kayde se mujhe usi waqt Aradhna ka doodh daba dena chahiye tha, lekin main ek sharif ladka tha,isliye maine waisa nahi kiya....main bola
"kitni abhadra harkate kar rahi hai tu Aradhna...main ek ladka hokar bhi aisa nahi kahta aur tu...tu....kuchh to sharam kar.."
"mazak kar rahi thi ,aapne to seriously hee le liya...waise aapki thodi madad chahiye..."
"aisa bhi koyi mazak karta hai kya, main sach me erotic feel karne laga tha...chal bol kya help chahiye..." "mujhe sabke saamne khade hokar bolne me hesitation hoti hai...maine Chhatrapal sir ke bataye hue


saare tips use kiye lekin dar aur hesitation jaane ka naam hee nahi le raha..." "murkh hai chhatru...waise uski tips kya thi "
"unhone kaha ki stage par jaane ke baad aisa feel karo jaise yaha tumhare saamne koyi nahi hai...maine try kiya lekin kuchh khas kaam nahi bana..."
"chutiya hai fala...kuchh bhi bolte rahta hai...tu ek kaam kar, agli baar jab bhi stage par jaaye to ye sochna ki tere saamne bhoot-pret baithe hai .yadi tune ek baar un bhoot-pret ke saamne bol diya to phhir kabhi bhi, kahi bhi dar nahi lagega..."bolte hue main peechhe muda to ye dekhkar dang rah gaya ki Esha thik usi jagah par baithi hai, jaha aksar wo baitha karti thi....
Pahle-pahal to mujhe laga ki ye Esha ka mere man dwara banaya gaya sirf ek pratibimb hai...kyunki maine filmo me aksar dekha hai ki pyar karne walo ko aksar aise apne premi/premikao ke pratibimb dikhayi dete hai....
"ye Esha ho hee nahi sakti, usne to mujhe messege karke kaha tha ki wo aaj nahi aayegi...ye jaroor Esha ke liye mera pyar hai  "
Lekin jab Esha ke us pratibimb ne meri taraf gusse se dekha to mera matha tanka aur maine Aradhna ko
shaam ko milne ka kahkar ,Esha ke pratibimb ki taraf badha....
Waha pahuchkar maine apni ek ungali dheere-dheere Esha ki taraf badhayi aur uske hath ko touch kiya, jiske baad Esha mujhe ghoor kar dekhne lagi...
"ek aur baar confirm kar leta hoon....."bolte hue maine Esha ke hath ko chhua, lekin Esha gayab nahi hui, jaisa ki filmo me hota hai...

"ek aakhiri baar..."bolte hue maine Esha ke gaal par chitkoti kaat di, kyunki mujhe yakin tha ki ye pakka Esha na hokar Esha ki chhaya-prati hai...lekin jab Esha ne mera hath pakad kar saamne wali chair par de mara to jaise mera bhram toota aur main apna hath sahlate hue bola...

"tu asli hai..."
"kya matlab..."
"matlab-vatlab baad me samjhata hoon, chal pahle khisak udhar...mujhe bhi baithne de..."


 
 
 
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"are khisak na..." "nahi...tum jao us side..."
"chal...tu ja..."
"main kyun jaun...main pahle aayi isliye ye jagah meri hai..."
"yaha kya 'pahle aao ,pahle pao' contest chal raha hai aur ye tu mujhe itni der se ghoor kyun rahi hai...kya kar legi bol..."
"nonsense..." "billi...meow..."
"Arman over ho raha hai..." "meow..meow..."
"Arman, this is too much..." "meow...meow..meow...this is three much..."
Humare beech ka ye world war finally khatm hua aur Esha side wali chair par jaakar baith gayi.... "pahle hee chali jati,itna drama karne ki kya jaroorat thi....meow.."
"Arman, main bol rahi hoon...ye cat ki aawaz mat nikalo...nahi to "
"chal shant ho ja...nahi karta ab...aur ye bata ki tune mujhse jhooth kyun bola ki tu aaj college nahi aayegi ,lekin phhir tapak padi"
"har baat tumhe batana jaroori hai kya..."
"har baat nahi lekih ye baat batana jaroori hai..."
"wo mujhe ek form bharna tha, jiski last date aaj hee hai...." "form...kaun sa form..."
"ab ye main nahi batane wali tumko...ok.." "ok..."
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Golden jubilee ka function najdeek tha aur Chhatrapal hum sabki taiyari dekhkar khush bhi tha .isliye wo humari taraf se thoda befikar ho gaya tha...isiliye ab Chhatru kabhi-kabhi late aata tha ya phhir kabhi- kabhi aata hee nahi tha....Chhatrapal ki gairmauzudagi me bhi hum pelam-pel practice kiya karte the aur ab to lunch tak ke sare periods hum auditorium me practice karte hue bitate the....
"Arman..."Esha achanak se cheekhi aur uske is tarah cheekhne se main thoda bhaybheet hua ki ab ye meow kya karne wali hai...
"cheekhti kyun hai re...saamne dekh sab idhar hee dekh rahe hai..." "main bhool gayi thi,lekin ab mujhe yaad aa gaya hai..."
"kya yaad aa gaya hai..."
"yahi ki tumhare birthday ke din main parking me aadhe ghante tak khadi rahi, taki tumhe birthday wish kar saku...lekin tum nahi aaye...why "


"hmm.....?............. Mujhe to tune bataya hee nahi tha ki tu parking me mera intezaar karegi...warna main daru chhodkar aata..."bahana marte hue maine kaha...
"lekin maine to tumhe messege kiya tha..."Esha boli...ab uski surat thoda achambhit typeki ho chali thi... "messege...main messege nahi padhta  , mere paas time nahi rahta ,bahut busy person hoon...." "matlab tumne sach me mera messege nahi padha,kitne bure ho tum...."
"ek minute...abhi dikhata hoon, "bolte hue maine apna dus hazar ka mobile jeb se nikala aur chair par tankar thoda peechhe ho gaya ,taki Esha meri karamat na jaan paye .iske baad maine Esha wale messege ko 'unread' kar diya aur pahle wali position me wapas aaya..."Esha , ye dekho tumhara messege maine abhi tak nahi padha hai..."
"par tumne to reply bhi kiya tha shayad..."
"ek baat bata...tu aaj shaam ko kya kar rahi hai..."
"kuchh nahi, kyun..."thoda romantic hote hue Esha puchhi...
"to phhir seedhe doctor ke paas jaakar apna ilaaz karwa...bahut zaroorat hai tujhe...Meow..."
"Arman baat ko khatm karne ka tumhara tarika bilkul galat hai...tumhe dusaro ki feelings, emotions ka zara sa bhi khayal nahi rahta....insaan bano ,haiwan nahi..."
Main thodi der chup raha taki Esha ko kuchh jawab de saku ....thodi der baad main bola...
"ek baat bata, dusaro ki emotions, feelings ka khayal karke kya main unka achaar dalunga aur burayi sabme hoti hai,lekin iska matlab ye to nahi ki sab bure hai...aur waise bhi mujhme sirf ek hee burayi hai..daru peena aur ek baat batau ,ye mujhe bahut pasand hai....ab chal stage par, humari baari aa gayi "
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Esha chup chap uthi aur mere bagal me chalte hue aage badhne lagi... "tumne puchha tha na ki ,wo form kaun sa hai,jiske liye main yaha aayi thi..." "haan..."
"tumhe thoda ajeeb lagega par wo ek scholarship form tha, jiske jariye meri sari fees return ho jati hai...kyunki main CS ki branch opener thi..."
"sunkar wakayi me ajeeb laga...to bhar diya form..."
"nahi...wo Principal office ke bahar rahne wale peon se meri kaha-suni ho gayi aate waqt....haisiyat ek chaprasi ki hai aur akad aise raha tha ,jaise ki wo khud principal ho....maine bhi achchhi tarah se uski izzat ko sabke saamne neelam kiya...lekin phhir bhi wo do kaudi ka peon nahi sudhra aur jab maine use form submit karne ke liye kaha to mujhse maafi mangne ke liye kahne laga..fool kahi ka..."
"ek baat bolu...Izzat sabko chahiye hoti hai, phhir chahe wo laal kile ke bahar har roj jhadu marne wala ek sarkari naukar ho ya phhir usi laal kile par jhanda fahrahane wala humara prime Minister ho...phhir chahe wo is college ka peon ho ya Principal, izzat sabko chahiye hoti hai....agli baar jab jao to thode muskura kar baat karna...kaam ho jayega...."
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Jab lunch hua to humari anchoring ki class bhang hui aur sab apni-apni manzil ki taraf badhne lage.koyi class ki taraf gaya to koyi canteen ki taraf...lekin main ,Esha ke sath hee chal raha tha....
"Arman ,parso mera birthday hai..tum aaoge..."
"Parso birthday...matlab party matlab Esha ka ghar...Gautam ,Gautam ka baap , Gautam ki bahan...Esha, Esha ki maa, Esha ka baap, meri khoon ke pyase city me rahne wale ladke, Gautam ke baap ke gunde...aur  main  "
"kya hua..."
"  mera wo dost hai na Arun...kal maine gusse me uske dono hath-pair tod diye, matlab fracture kar diye


.isliye wo hospital me admit hai aur har roj college ke baad main seedhe usi ke paas jata hoon...isliye main tumhari birthday party me nahi aa paunga..."
"ok, no problem"mere is professional tarike se bole gaye jhooth par Arun ke liye shok prakat karte hue Esha boli aur main ek baar phhir public ko yeda banane me kamyab hua
Waise Esha ka mujhe birthday party ke liye invite karna ,wo bhi tab jab mere saare dushman waha
mauzood ho...ye mujhe doglapan laga lekin phhir socha hatao yar...kaun sa fala kashmir mudda hai jo wo itne khatarnak shadyantra banayegi...bhavnao me bah gayi hogi, meri Esha...abhi filhal to anchoring me concentrate karte hai...

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Chapter-53:KAPD
Update-204
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Un dino main kayi uljhano me phhansa hua tha jisme se ek Vipin bhaiya ki shadi thi...bole to dil aur dimag laakh koshisho ke bawjood us ladki ko bhabhi maan hee nahi raha tha, jisne bachpan se meri zindagi ko kitaabon aur percentage ki taraju me taul kar rakh diya tha...yadi main college me bhi pahle ki tarah bright student hota to baat alag hoti ,lekin sach to ye tha ki pichhale char saalo me maine khud ko is kadar barbaad kiya tha ki ek baar barbaad ladka bhi kisi mamle me mujhse sharif dikhe....
yadi pahle ki tarah aaj bhi mere marks Pandey ji ki bitiya se adhik hote to Vipin bhaiya ki shadi ke baad main kam se kam apna seena taan kar to chalta lekin haqiqat aur mere sixth sense mujhe kuchh aur hee bhavishya dikha rahe the...mere sixth sense ke anusar, jab bade bhaiya ki shadi Pandey ji ki beti se ho jayegi to gharwale uska example de-de kar meri lenge matlab ghor taana....upar se Pandey ji ki beti khud bhi taana maregi...kyunki uske liye mere andar jo virodhi bhaav hai ,waisa hee same to same haav-bhaav uske andar bhi mere liye hoga...kyunki meri tarah uski bhi life aaj tak percentage ke taaraju me chadh chuki thi aur mera aisa manna tha ki usase nafrat karne ka jo junoon mere andar hai ,waisa junoon uske andar bhi hoga...bole to ye ek tarah se Mahabharat ki shuruat hone wali thi...
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"lao ,Arman bhai...main peg bana deta hoon ,ab to mere dono hath kaam karne lage hai..."Zameen par baithe hue Rajshri Pandey ne 'Signature' ki botal ko pakadte hue kaha....
"botal neeche rakh be...tune chhu kaise di daru ki botal...apavitra kar diya na is pavitra chiz ko chhukar...ab ja ganga jal lekar aa..."
"kyun meri le rahe ho Arman bhai...ab to maine Naveen bhai ke bike ke 2500  bhi de diye..." "dar-asal baat wo nahi hai chhote..."
"phhir kya baat hai..."
"actually baat ye hai ki Napoleon uncle said that ' if you want a thing done well, do it yourself' .matlab 'yadi aap chahte hai ki koyi kaam achchhe se ho to use khud se kijiye,bajaay iske ki wo kaam dusare kare...isliye peg main hee banaunga, taki jordar asar kare..."
"abey tu ye gyaan chodna band kar aur glass bhar mera..."apne khali glass ko khali dekhkar apni puri bhadas mujhpar khali karte hue Arun ne kaha aur uske do minute baad hee teeno glass rum se labalab ho gaye....
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"ye BC, Pandey... Arman ke birthday party ke din sale ne gand hee fad ke rakh di thi...chutiye ne jaakar bike seedhe S.P. Ke gate me thok di, wo shukra manao ki meri shakl dekh kar S.P. ne jaane diya,warna aatankvadi ghosit karke tum logo ke gand me goliya bhar deta....chalo be papa bolo tum dono mujhe isi baat pe..."
"tu chup kar be lawde..."Arun ke khali glass ko bharte hue maine usase kaha aur Jab Arun ki glass full ho gayi to Pandey ji ke bhi glass ki tanhayi ko door karte hue maine usase puchha...
"kyun be, tere hath me plaster laga tha ye baat tere gharwalo ko maloom hai kya...."
"ab kya batau Arman bhai...Hospital ka bill itna jyada tha ki papa ji ko call karna pada aur to aur do din ghar rahkar bhi aaya hoon....kya batau Arman bhai..ghar me papa ne itna khayal rakha ki shuru me to


maine soch hee liya tha ki aaj ke baad daru ko hath tak nahi lagaunga...lekin phhir jab control nahi hua to ye tay kiya ki daru peene ke baad gadi nahi chalaunga..."
"kyun be bahut papa ji ke kaseede bun raha hai...mammi ne pakka khoob dhunayi ki hogi..."ek cigarette jala kar uska dhua Pandey ke muh me fekte hue Arun bola.
Arun ki is khichayi par hum dono apna gala fadkar hanse...waise to isme jyada koyi hasne wali baat nahi thi lekin phhir bhi hum dono hanse, gala fadkar hanse....
Pandey ji ki hum log chahe kitni bhi le li, chahe to hum me se koyi use sabke saamne jhapad bhi maar de, wo bura nahi manta tha lekin Arun ke is chhote se mazak ne jaise Rajshri Pandey ke dil me gahra vaar kiya aur wo hath me rum ki glass liye gusse se Arun ki taraf dekhne laga....
"aankh dikhata hai madarjaat...bol na ,kya mammi ne bahut mara..."Arun ne phhir kaha...
"Arman bhai...Arun bhai ko samjha lo aur bolo ki meri mari hui maa ke baare me kuchh na kahe..." "mari hui maa..."main aur Arun ek sath chauke...kyunki hume aaj se pahle maloom nahi tha ki Rajshri Pandey ki maa nahi hai....
Rajshri Pandey ki maa nahi hai ,uske muh se ye sunkar main chup raha aur Arun ne Pandey ji ko sorry kaha...
"sorry yar, maloom nahi tha...warna bolta kya ye sab... Aur teri bhi galti ,jo aaj tak bataya nahi...waise ye sab hua kaise..."
"ye sab hua kaise..."hath me rum se bhari glass ko neeche rakhte hue Rajshri Pandey bola"meri maa ko log pagal kahte the,Arman bhai...kahte the ki wo half-mind thi...lekin Arman bhai..ek baat batau ,mujhe kabhi aisa nahi laga,pata nahi log kis buniyaad par meri maa ko pagal kahte the.Jo log meri maa ki dimagi halaat ka mazaak udate the ya to unki buniyaad jhoothi thi ya phhir main sab kuch dekhkar bhi na dekhne ka natak karta tha...jaise meri maa kabhi-kabhi khane me shakkar ki jagah namak mila deti thi to kabhi namak ki jagah shakkar...kabhi-kabhi wo har ghante me mujhse puchhati ki maine khana kha liya hai ya nahi...kabhi-kabhi wo sunday ke din bhi humare liye tiffin banakar rakh deti thi...aisi kayi aadate meri maa ki thi,jiski vajah se log unhe pagal kahte the. Us waqt main 12th me tha ,jab ye hadsa hua...tab har din ki tarah us din bhi main college se ghar pahucha aur har din ki tarah maine apni maa ko aawaz di, lekin wo kahi nahi dikhi...ghar ka darwaja bhi khula hua tha ,isliye wo kahi door bhi nahi gayi hogi, aisa maine andaza lagaya....Maa aas-paas ke ghar me kisi ke yaha gayi hogi ,maine aisa socha aur khud khana lene rasoyi me pahuch gaya ,lekin us din maa ne khana bhi nahi banaya tha, jabki har din mere aane se pahle hee khana ban jaya karta tha....Arman bhai ,us din maloom chala ki bhookh aur kismat ki maar badi jor se lagti hai.
jab tak mujhe sahna tha, maine bhookh ko saha...lekin jab bhookh ke mare pet dard dene laga to pani
peene ke liye utha, is beech maa par mujhe gussa bhi bahut aa raha tha ki ,na jaane kaha chali gayi... ghar me paani bhi nahi tha,isliye maine balti uthayi aur kue ki taraf badha aur jaise hee kue me balti daalkar rassi neeche ki tabhi meri nazar kue ke paani me tairate hue meri maa ki..............."

itna bolne ke baad Rajshri pandey waha se uthkar chal diya aur hum dono kabhi darwaje ki taraf dekhte to kabhi khali glass ki taraf.....hum dono bahut der tak waise hee baithe rahe,jis haal me Rajshri pandey hume chhod kar gaya tha...is beech sharab ke pure nashe ke parkhachche udd chuke the...

"Pandey ne pura maja kharab kar diya be aalund, hazar rupaye nikal..ek botal aur lekar aata hoon..." "Chodu samjha hai kya...aadha tu mila aur aadha main milata hoon..."
"abey abhi dena...mere paas dus hazar ka note hai...change kaha se laun..." "dus hazar ka note  "
"abey matlab...dus hazar ka check hai...kal bank jaunga to le lena...aur ye Saurabh kaha marwa raha


hai..."
"Saurabh ko hata tu bhagkar daru la..."
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Arun se hazaar ka note lekar maine warden ki bike li aur chal pada world cup lene....highway tak to main normal bike chala raha tha, lekin jaise hee highway par pahucha na jaane mujh par kaun sa junoon sawar ho gaya...mere hath accelerator par jo neeche hue ,wo phhir kabhi upar nahi hua aur bike ki speed pahle 60 pahuchi ,phhir 80....
"aaj to BC century  "man me sochate  hue maine  phhir  se  accelerator par jor diya.... Abhi 80 KM/H ki speed ko main paar hee kar raha tha ki saamne scorpio dikha ,jiski direction wahi thi jo meri thi aur saamne se ek truck aa raha tha....maine socha ki scorpio aur truck ke beech parabolic curve banate hue nikal jaunga...isliye maine accelerator aur pel diya aur jhat se scorpio ko cross karke uske aage aa gaya ,lekin meri hawa tab nikli jab saamne se ek ladki scooty par thi jo meri tarah hee parabolic curve banane ka jugaad jama rahi thi...is tarah usne truck ko cross kiya aur maine scorpio ko...lekin iske baad hum dono ek dusare ke saamne aa gaye...jis tarah meri hawa nikli, waisi hawa ladki ki bhi nikli aur usne aankh band karke aur accelerator de diya....
"BC ,thokegi kya..."us ladki par chillate hue maine achanak break mara aur uske baad jo durgati hui ,wo mujhe hee maloom hai...agla break marne ke karan main jhatka khakar door sadak par gira aur warden ki bike peechhe pata nahi kaha gote lagati rahi....meri speed bahut jyada thi ,isliye main sirf road par nahi gira balki 360 degree ke kayi round bhi maine road par lagaye aur jab main ruka tab mujhe pata chala ki main pela gaya hoon...
Ek to main pahle se hee dara hua tha upar se waha jama hui bheed ne mujhe aur dara diya...main jaise taise karke utha to dekha ki kahi koyi nishan nahi...isliye maine hekadi marte hue khud se kaha"lawda
,mard aadmi hoon...ye chhote-mote zakhm to asar hee nahi karte..."
"abey pagal hai kya, achchha hua truck rok diya warna sale chadh gaya hota tujhpar...."jis truck ke chakkar me main wo parabolic curve bana raha tha ,us truck ka driver utar kar mujhpar cheekha aur maine dekha ki uski to mujhse bhi jyada fati padi thi....
Jaha par main girte hue ,gote lagate hue ruka tha...waha se truck sirf ek meter ki doori par tha yani ki yadi truck wale ne truck na roka hota to mera kaam tamaam ho gaya hota...
"koyi baat nahi, main thik hoon...lekin badi tazzub ki baat hai ki sala kayi mamuli sa bhi kharoch nahi hai..."waha jama hue logo se maine kaha aur bike uthane chal pada....
bike ki taraf chalte hue mujhe itna ahsaas to zaroor hua ki main thoda langda kar chal raha hoon aur mera baya hath bahut jyada dard de raha hai.....
"achchha hua , jo sahi-salamat hoon...warna anchoring nahi kar pata,jo ki ek hafte ke baad hee hai..."bike ki taraf badhte hue main badbadaya aur neeche apne jacket ki taraf pahli baar nigaah dali.... "ye BC blooding kaha se ho rahi hai...us ladki ki maa ka..."jacket ko laal rang me sana hua dekh main jor se chillaya.....
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Wo din mere college life ka ek kala din tha ya phhir use laal din bhi kah sakta hoon kyunki us din main upar se lekar neeche tak khoon se laal ho gaya tha...jiska pata mujhe hostel ki taraf badhte hue maloom hua aur kala din isliye kyunki us samay mere liye jo sabse important kaam the wo aise adhure hue jaise ki exam me likhte-likhte pen ki nib toot jana aur dusara koyi option na hona....
un dino mere career se bhi important,mere future se bhi mahatvapurna aise do kaam the, jo mere dwara bike se parabolic curve banate hue pure nahi hue...pahla kaam ye tha ki kaise bhi karke Vipin bhaiya ka taaka Pandey ji ki bitiya se bhidne se rokna tha lekin us accident ki vazah se main ghar nahi ja


paya...
dusara kaam jo bigda wo pahle wale se bhi zaroori tha aur wo tha meri anchoring miss hona....Na jaane kitne Arman saja rakh the us din ke liye ,jab main Esha ke sath Golden jubilee ke function ka subharanbh karunga aur pura mahotsav taaliya ki aawaz se gunjane lagega...lekin wo arman dhara ka dhara rah gaya...bole to KAPD-Khade Armano par dhokha....
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Apni luti-piti surat aur warden ki thuki-thukayi bike lekar main hostel ki taraf badha aur raste me ek clinic par rok diya...Clinic me apna traetment kara kar main wapas hostel ki taraf badha....
"BC ,jitne paise aate nahi ,usase jyada to kharch ho jate hai...aajkal hath se paisa aise nikal raha hai, jaise lund se  ghor kalyug hai re bawa...khair ,shukra hai ki mere shakl ko kuchh nahi hua "
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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dusare din subah apne bistar par lete hue maine kaha.... Arun abhi kuchh der pahle hee uthkar college jaane ki taiyari kar raha tha ki maine Kabir ka ek doha kaha...
"ye kya tha be..."
"arthat kabir das ji kahate hain ki manusya ka man aur usme ghusi huyi maya ka naash nahi hota aur uski

aasha ,ichchhaye bhi nasta nahi hoti.keval dikhne vala shareer hee marta hai.isi karan wah dukh roopi samudra me sada gote khaya karta hai...."Kabir ji ke us dohe ka bhavarth Arun ko samjhate hue maine kaha....

"mujhe lagta hai kal raat ke accident ka seedha asar tere dimag par hua hai, kahi tu satak to nahi gaya..." "hey murkh manav,main satka nahi hoon, mujhe aatma-gyan ki prapti kal raat hui hai. Ye tum sab jis maans,madira ka sevan karte ho na ,wo sab paap ke mukhya dwaar hai.isliye hey balak ab bhi waqt hai apne aapki un durgano se raksha karo ,warna tumhara kaal nikat hai..."

"oye sun be lodu...jyada baat karega na to tera dusara haath bhi tod dunga...phhir tujhe double aatm- gyan ki prapti ho jayegi..."apna bag kandhe par latkate hue Arun bola"sala jab dekho tab pakata rahta hai..."

Arun aur Saurabh ke college jaane ke baad main room me pada-pada bahut der tak to sochta raha ki ab aisa kya karu,jisase time paas ho...kyunki main na to bahut door tak chal sakta tha aur na hee uthkar baith sakta tha...mujhe to ab kayi din bistar par ek hee position me guzarne the.
"ek kaam karta hoon, movies dekhta hoon...lekin sala sab to dekh chuka hoon...phhir ek kaam karta hoon, bf dekhta hoon...lekin isase to lund khada ho jayega aur mujhe energy store karni hai ,isliye no bf, no movie...."
"ok baby, phhir sabse pahle ghar call karke sunday ko na aane ka koyi solid bahana chipkata hoon Vipin bhaiya ko..."badbadate hue maine apna mobile nikala aur Bade bhaiya ka number dial kiya...
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"haan Arman bol ,kab aa raha hai..."call uthate hee bade bhaiya ne jhat se puchha...
"wo bhaiya,main aa nahi paunga...sorry...wo kya hai na ki is sunday ko placement ke liye ek company aa rahi hai...isliye main nahi aa paunga. Ghar me bhi bata dena..."
"ok...no problem..."
"kyun hoon main itna hoshiyaar...kaha se aate hai aise bahane mere  ,"sochate hue  maine khud se kaha"ye to kamaal ho gaya...mujhe to jyada mehnat bhi nahi karni padi..."
 
"teri aawaz itni dheemi kyun aa rahi hai..."jab main man hee man khud ki tareef kiye ja raha tha to bade bhaiya ne mujhe toka...
"wo main class me hoon..."
"class me...kya tere teachers chalti class ke beech me students ko call karne ki permission de dete hai kya...sach bata kaha hai..."
"are bhaiya class me hee hoon...wo teacher 5 minute ke liye kahi bahar gaya hai...aapko yakin na ho to teacher ke aane ke baad unse baat kara dunga..."
"rahne de..rahne de.iski koyi jaroorat nahi..."
"ok, bye..."bolte hue maine mobile side me rakha aur phhir sochane laga ki ab kya kiya jaye....ki tabhi mere mobile ki ghanti baji. Screen par nazar dali to maloom chala ki call Esha ki thi...
"zaroor mere call recieve karte hee ye mujhe par toot padegi ki main kaha hoon, kya kar raha hoon...practice me kyun nahi aaya...main itna laparvaah kyun hoon....blah...blah"
pahle to socha ki call ka koyi responce hee na doon,lekin phhir kal doctor ki kahi hui instruction yaad aayi ki ab main 10-15 din ke liye book ho chuka hoon ,to maine Esha ko ye batane ke liye ki main anchoring se quit kar raha hoon, maine call utha hee liya...
"hello ,janu..kaisi hoon..chalo ek kissie do..."
"what...dimag to sahi hai tumhara Arman...main Esha bol rahi hoon..."
"Esha...oh sorry...sorry. Mujhe laga Aradhna bol rahi hai. Wo kya hai na ki aajkal har aawaz me sirf


Aradhna ki aawaz sunayi deti hai....warna yadi mujhe maloom hota ki tum line par ho..." "ab baki baate rahne do aur jaldi se anchoring ke liye pahucho..."
"chal hat, aaj mera mood nahi hai...aaj main aur Aradhna long drive par jaane wale hai...us chhatru ko bol dena ki i'm not interested..koyi dusara banda dhoond le "
"hello...kahna kya chahte ho..." "Chhatrapal udhar hai kya..." "haan..."
"to phhir uske paas ja aur bol ki Mr. President line par hai..."
Iske baad thodi der tak khatar-patar ki aawaz aati rahi aur phhir Esha ki aawaz sunayi di... "sir, Arman aapse baat karna chahta hai..."
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Jitna dukh mujhe kal ye jaan kar hua tha ki main ab golden jubilee ke function me anchoring nahi kar paunga, utne hee power ka heart-attack Chhatrapal ko bhi laga ,jab maine apni kal raat ki saari aap-beeti Chhatru ko sunayi...shuru me to wo halka sa mujhpar bhadka bhi ki maine uske plan ka pura structure hee barbaad kar diya lekin phhir jab maine use mere body ke bigde hue structure ke baare me vistaar se bataya to usne mera haal-chaal puchhkar...get well soon bolkar ek teacher ki formality nibhayi aur phone rakh diya.....
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Shaam tak mere accident ki baat pure hostel me fail chuki thi aur mujhse milne bahut log aaye bhi the...BC launde mere room me aakar mujhe aise daya-drishti se dekhte jaise ki main aids ka mariz hoon aur do-char din me bas marne hee wala hoon... Jitne depression me main pahle nahi tha, usase jyada depression me main tab chala gaya ,jab college ke launde mujhse milne aaye aur tarah-tarah ke dukh prakat karte lage...Waise to sab the engineer ,lekin mujhse milte waqt behaviour aise karte jaise lawdo ne MBBS kiya ho...sab ek se ek medicine ka naam batate aur kabhi-kabhi to koyi kahta ki college ke peechhe ek paudha paya jata hai,use peeskar ghaav me lagane se ghaav thik ho jata hai....
abhi bhi mere saamne aise hee ladko ka ek group baitha hua tha,jo tarah-tarah ke salaah mujhe diye jaa rahe the...
"Arman...doodh me haldi daal kar garam karna aur garam-garam hee pee jana...isase ghav jaldi bharta hai aur dard bhi kam hota hai..."ek ne kaha...
"ok..."(lawde ke baal,..tere papa ji haldi aur doodh lakar denge..bhag MC yaha se..)
"dekh Arman ,ek baar mere sath bhi aisa accident hua tha...lekin maine sarpgandha ki pattiyo ko peeskar lagaya to do din me yun chutki bajate hue thik ho gaya .try it..."chutki bajate hue dusare ne kaha...
"ok thanks..."(abey ghonchu...ab main sarpgandha ka ped lene jaun...MC yadi itna hee gand me guda hai to jaakar le aana...)
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Iske baad ek aur ladke ne kuchh bolne ke liye apna muh khola hee tha ki main cheekha...
"bhag jao kutto..warna ek-ek ki gand tod dunga...bade aaye doctor ki aaulad bankar... bose dk .chutiye saale..."
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Waise to mujhe apna ilaaz kaise karwana chahiye,iske bahut saare ideas mil chuke the..lekin phhir bhi maine sabke ideas ko apne room ki khidki se neeche fekte hue ,wahi kiya...jo ki mujhe Clinic wale doctor ne kaha tha aur dus din ke bed rest ke baad main halka langda kar chalne ke kabil ho gaya tha...jis din golden jubilee ka function tha, us din pura hostel khali tha...halaanki main bore na hoon ,mera akele dam na ghute,isliye mere dosto ne kayi saari movies laakar mere laptop me daal di thi...lekin maine us


din ek bhi movie nahi dekhi aur college campus me ho rahe golden jubilee ke programme ka audio sunte raha aur khud ko us pal ke bahut kosta raha ki kyun main us din hostel se nikla...ghutan to bahut hui us din lekin siway bistar par pade rahne ke siwa main kar bhi kya sakta tha....
Mere accident wale din ke thik gyarahve din main is kabil hua ki main college ja saku aur utsukta to itni thi ki puchho mat...phhir wahi canteen, phhir wahi boring lecture,
phhir kisi ko neecha dikhana...phhir kisi par apne dialogue chipkana.
Phhir se kisi class me bakchodi karna aur phhir role me class se bahar jaana... phhir se ladkiyo ko dekhna aur unhe dekhkar man hee man me muth marna
Bole to apun full excited tha...pichhale dus din tak college na aane ke karan aisa laga jaise college gaye
sadiya beet gayi thi.Waise to dost hostel me bhi milte the.Arun aur Saurabh to room me hee rahte the...lekin College ki canteen aur college ki building ki to baat hee kuchh aur thi...Pattharo ki wo imarat ka mahatva mujhe pahli baar samajh aaya aur zindagi me pahli baar mujhe mere mobile ke siwa kisi dusari nirjeev chiz se itna laagav ho paya....
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Pahle jaha hume hostel se apni class tak pahuchne me mushkil se 5 minute bhi nahi lagte the,wahi ab meri dheemi chaal aur baar-baar ladkhadane ki vajah se 10 minute to college ke gate tak pahuchne me lag gaye the aur jaisi meri speed thi,us hisaab se to mujhe abhi class tak pahuch me aur bhi dus minute lagne wale the...
"ek kaam karo beta, tum log niklo main thodi der baad aata hoon..."Achanak hee ruk-kar maine kaha... "kyun be, kya hua..."
"beta saamne dekho ,tumhari bhabhi Esha aa rahi hai aur yadi tum jaise badtameez log mere aas-paas bhi rahe to ,wo seedhe nikal jayegi...lekin yadi main akela raha to mujhse baat to zaroor karegi...ab chalo
,kat lo idhar se..warna kaat ke rakh dunga"


Update-205 :

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Jaisa ki mere sixth sense ne andaaza lagaya tha ,aage ka karyakram thik usi tarah hua.yani ki mere dost mujhe chhodkar chale gaye aur main wahi khada hokar Esha ke paas aane ka intezaar kar raha tha...Esha aayi aur mujhe dekhkar usne apne aankho me pressure badhaya...yani ki usne apni aankhe chhoti ki aur mujhe aise ghoorne lage ,jaise jungle me ek shikari apne shikar ko dekhta hai,kami thi to bas Esha ke jhapatta marne ki...jo ki usne bina jyada samay ganwaye hee kiya.
"Arman...yakin nahi ho raha, matlab mujhe kuchh samajh nahi aa raha ki kya kahu...matlab main tumhe tumhari laparvaahi ke karan do-char baate sunau ya phhir tumhare sath jo hua, pichhale dino tum jis bhi halaat me the ,uske liye dukh prakat karu...main bahut confuse hoon aur aaj itne dino baad achanak tumhe dekhkar...main bata nahi sakti ki main kaisa feel kar rahi hoon...matlab main bahut kuchh kahna chahti hoon,lekin kuchh sujh hee nahi raha..."haste-muskurate...khisiyate-gurrate ,andar hee andar apna sar peetate hue Esha boli aur uska ye reaction mujhe itna achchha laga ki dil kiya ki abhich 100 meter ki race usain bolt se laga lekin phhir yaad aaya ki main to thik tarah se chalne ke bhi kabil nahi hoon,race kya khak lagaunga...isliye no show-bazi ,only dialogue
-bazi....
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"apni aankho par pressure dalna band karo, warna aaj dard dengi aur kal chashma lag jayega...uske baad sab tumhe battery, chashmish kahkar bulayenge..."
"yakin nahi hota, tum ab bhi mazaak kar rahe ho...hey bhagwan. Maine to socha tha ki tumhara chehra ujada-ujada sa hoga...lekin nahi ,yaha to nadi hee ulti disha me bah rahi hai..."
"mujhe nahi maloom ki tumhe ye pata hai ki nahi. Par mere baare me ek kahawat badi mashahoor hai ki jab main paida hua to main rone ke bajay hans raha tha aur jaanti ho uske baad kya hua..."
"one minute, let me guess...hmm...uske baad nurses darkar bhag gayi hogi ,right...."
"exactly...kya baat hai, mere sath rah-rah kar tera bhi sixth sense kaam karne laga...huh.."Esha ke halka sa dhakka dete hue maine kaha....
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Maine bhale hee golden jubilee ke function ko miss kar diya tha,lekin anchoring ke practice ke waqt auditorium me mere aur Esha ke beech aksar chhoti-moti anban ho jati thi,jiske baad ek-dusare ko dhakka dena humare liye common si baat ho gayi thi...(yaha normal bhi main likh sakta tha, lekin maine common likha kyunki aksar wo bhi aisa karti thi...be technical, beedu log  )
"how dare you to push me...wait, bolte hue Esha ne mujhe jor se dhakka diya aur main jaakar deewar se ja takraya...
"aaram se reply kar yar...dekh nahi rahi apahij hoon...thodi-bahut to insaniyat dikha,,,"
"oh, sorry...i didn't know that you are a handicapped now, warna main aisa karti kya..."mere shoulder par ,jaha usne dhakka diya tha, use sahlate hue Esha boli...
"ya to tu full english me bol ya full hindi me vartalaap kar..."
"  mujhe apni mother tongue se pyar hai...isliye main dono language bolungi...tumhe isase kya"


"aksar matrabhasha se pyar wahi jatate hai, jine english dhang se nahi aati...khair ,wo sab chhod aur ye bata ki Aradhna ko kahi dekha kya..."
"Aradhna...hmm ,nahi...aur tum ye mujhse Aradhna ke baare me aksar kyun puchhate rahte ho.kya main uski friend hoon ? Ya wo meri friend hai ? "
"jali... "Aradhna ke liye Esha ka explosion reaction dekhkar maine khud se kaha....
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Yadi ladkiya aasani se pat jaaye to koyi baat nahi, lekin yadi jab ladkiyo ka door-door tak set karne ka chance na ho to iske baad unhe patane ke do raste hee bachte hai...pahla hai jealous feel karana aur dusara hai jabarjasti-jealous feel karana....

Esha...Aradhna ko lekar kabhi jealousy nahi hoti thi ,isliye maine dusara raasta chuna ,yani ki jabarjasti Esha ke saamne Aradhna ka naam lena...wo bhi tab jab humari conversation apne charam seema me ho.....kitna minded banda hoon main
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"itna bhadak kyun reli hai....aur suna kya haal chal hai.,,apni to band baj chuki hai..." "sab badhiya hai...waise ye accident hua kaise..."
"yadi maine ise sach bataya to meri bezzati hogi..."sochate hue maine kaha"actually ,us din main bike par stunt kar raha tha...pahle maine agla chakka uthaya aur phhir pichhala...lekin ye karnama main hazaro baar kar chuka hoon,isliye maine bike ke dono chakke uthane ki koshish ki...aur tabhi boom...bike hawa me 200 km per hour ki speed se ek truck se takra gayi...."
"really...aisa karne ki koyi khas vajah.."
"vajah to koyi khaas nahi thi lekin napoleon mama ne kaha hai ki agar aap koyi mahan kaam nahi kar sakte to chhote kaamo ko mahan tarike se karo...aur us din maine wahi kiya, jiska mahan nateeza tumhare saamne hai...kitna mahaan hoon main  "
"ok, bye...class ke liye der ho rahi hai..."bolte hue Esha waha se chalti bani aur main apne raaste ho liya...
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10 minute ke lagbhag maine Esha se baat ki aur 10 minute mujhe lagbhag class tak jaane me lage....yani ki class ka ek tihayi samay maine class ke bahar guzara tha and according to our professor's rule...main ab first class attend karu,iske liye main eligible nahi tha...lekin phhir maine ek bahana dhoondh kar try karna chaha aur class ke gate par khade hokar ekdum mari hui aawaz me andar aane ki permission mangi...first class Chhatrapal ki thi aur hum dono ke beech jo cold war chal raha tha uske hisaab se maine permission mangate hue hee ye andaza laga mara tha ki ye meri khichayi to zaroor karega...lekin us chhatrapal ko kya maloom ki main in dus dino me bistar par pade-pade 500 se bhi adhik dialogue invent kar chuka hoon....
"kaha chhipe the sir ji itne din tak..jo aaj aapne apne darshan diye..."
"kuchh nahi Sir, wo chhota sa accident ho gaya tha ,waise bhi Suraj ,chaand aur ARMAN ko koyi jyada der tak chhipa nahi sakta..."
"itna late kaise hue...aadha ghanta beet chuka hai..."
"abhi zakhm thik tarah se bhare nahi ,isliye hostel se yaha tak aane me 20 minute lag gaya..." "kyun tumhare dost sath nahi the..."
"kaun dost......ye, inki baat kar rahe ho aap..."Arun aur Saurabh ki taraf ungali dikhate hue main bola"inse meri ladayi ho gayi hai...wo bhi isliye kyunki ye mujhe kah rahe the ki main anchoring me na jaaun ,lekin main gaya..."


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Mere itna bolte hee Chhatru ne Arun, Saurabh ki taraf dekha aur wo dono meri taraf aise dekhne lage...jaise bistar par ek ladki nangi padi unko chodne ke liye invite kar rahi ho aur maine ain waqt par unke lund kaat diye ho....filhaal to us waqt wo dono chup hee rahe aur main saamne wali bench par baitha taaki Chhatrapal ko shaq na ho ki main use chodu bana raha hoon....
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dus din ke bed rest ke dauran yun to mujhe bahut nuksaan jhelna pada tha, lekin ek fayda bhi mujhe hua aur wo tha mere aur Aradhna ke beech phone sex....
Hum dono ke beech is phone sex ki shuruat haal-chal puchhane se hui thi...lekin phhir baad me hum dono ek-dusare se khulne lage aur mazaak-mazaak me baat kissing tak pahuchi aur phhir baad me chudayi tak....bas taalash thi to sahi waqt aur sahi jagah ki....Aradhna ko soch-soch kar main na jaane kitni baar hee apna lund khali kar chuka tha isliye main pure ufaan me tha ki kab main thik ho jaun aur uska game bajau...filhaal to abhi lunch ka time tha isliye main apni sharif mandali ke sath canteen ki taraf badha ,is aas me ki waha Esha to zaroor milegi aur yadi Esha na mili to Aradhna to phhir milegi hee milegi

[Samrock19797]

Chapter-54: Slobbery
Update-206
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Us samay mere paas do raaste the lekin manzil ek bhi nahi...na jaane kaise raaste the,jo kahi tak nahi gaye...balki mujhe aur bhi peechhe dhakel diya...pahla raasta Aradhna ke roop me tha, jaha main ek hawasi ki tarah jaana chahta tha aur dusara raasta Esha ke roop me tha ,jaha main humraah, humsafar,humnuma,helium,hydrogen....whatever  you  can  call  ki tarah jana chahta tha...par galti mujhse tab hui jab maine kisi ek ko chunne ke bajaay dono ko chuna...Mere dost hamesha mujhe rokte the, wo kahte the ki naari,narak ka dwar hoti hai...lekin mera jawaab hota ki yadi naari narak me jaane se milne wali ho to phhir swarg me bhajiya talne kaun jayega....mere dost hamesha kahte ki do kashti me pair rakhkar kabhi samundar paar nahi kiya ja sakta aur tab mera jawaab hota ki yadi mujhe ek hee kashti me pair rakhkar samundar paar karna hota to phhir main do kashti laata hee kyun....
Mujhe samjhane ke mere dosto ke kamjor tark aur mujhe aisa karne se rokne ke unke kamjor vitark ne mujhe in dono raasto me laat maar kar bheja...jabki mere dosto ko mere ye dono kadam hee pasand nahi the....upar se mujhme confidence itna jyada tha ki main us samay yahi socha karta tha ki duniya ki koyi bhi situation..kaisi bhi condition ho, main use jhel sakta hoon aur apne 1400 gm ke brain ka istemaal karke use apne anuroop badal bhi sakta hoon...yahi vajah thi ki mera sixth sense bhi mujhe us waqt dhokha de raha tha,jab main apni barbaadi ki raah par khushi se aise badh raha tha jaise wo barbaadi na hokar kamyabi ho....
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Canteen me hum sab pahuche aur har roz ki tarah jise jo pet me bharna tha ,usne order de diya...order to maine bhi diya tha,lekin meri nigaah apne lunch ke sath-sath waha canteen me baithi hui ladkiyo par bhi thi...

"na Esha na Aradhna...pata nahi ye dono kaha chali gayi...Esha ka to phhir bhi samajh aata hai, lekin ye Aradhna kaha marwa rahi hai..."sochate hue maine sur aur taal ko mix karke ek dhun ke sath kaha"Aradhna tu aaja...apne ek-ek kilo ke dono doodh dikha ja...
chut teri bahut pyari, apni gand tu Arun ko chata ja..."
"Aradhnaaaaaaaa....."mere dwara Arun apni tareef sunkar khisiyate hue jor se cheekha....jiske baad pure canteen me Aradhna ka naam gunj utha....
"bakchod hai kya be, aise kyun uska naam chilla raha hai...."maine fauran Arun ka muh band kiya aur use aankhe dikhayi...jiske baad Saurabh ne bhi Aradhna ka naam liya aur canteen me ek baar phhir Aradhna ka naam gunjane laga....
"chillao beta chillao...khud ka to khada hota nahi ,isiliye dusare ki tarakki dekhi nahi jaati..."
"roj raat ko main teri tarakki dekhta hoon...jab tu ek hath se mobile pakad kar us Aradhna lawdi se baat karte hue bathroom me mutth marte rahta hai...kya kamaal ki tarakki ki hai..."
"ha to maine kam se kam itna to kiya hai, tune kya ukhaad liya jo aise bol raha hai...."
"udhar dekh, teri maal aa gayi...ja chipak jaa usase..."aankho se ek taraf ishara karte hue abki baar Sulabh ne kaha....
"sala ,kya jamana aa gaya hai...kaise-kaise log mujhe chamkane lage hai....tum logo ko line par laana hee hoga..."Sulabh ko bolte hue maine us taraf dekha,jis taraf Sulabh ne aankho se ishara kiya tha....
"ye to Esha  ,tum sab yaha se niklo aur mera bill bhi bhar dena,,,mere paas dus hazar ka note hai..."kahte hue maine apne dono pair ko bade aaram se bahar nikala aur aise role me chalne laga ,jaise mujhe kuchh hua hee na ho....halaanki is tarah se normal chalne par mujhe gand-faad dard bhi ho raha tha lekin wo sab dard Esha ko dekhkar hee jaha se aaya tha ,wahi ghus bhi ja raha tha....
"pahle to sirf suna tha, aaj to yakin ho gaya ki wakayi pyar me taqaat hoti hai...how boring  "
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"meow..."Esha jis table par baithi,usi ke paas khade hokar maine kaha.
"kitni baar kaha hai tumse..."gusse se Esha ne us jagah mujhe mara,jaha mujhe sabse adhik aur sabse gahra zakhm tha....
dil to kiya ki abhich Esha ko is dard ke equal dard doon lekin phhir socha ki rahne do, by mistake ho gaya hai....isliye is baar jaane do.lekin jo dard utha tha use to mujhe sahna hee tha ,wo bhi bina halak se ek aawaz nikale...isliye maine dard ka andar hee andar gala ghotate hue apni ek aankh band ki aur body ko tight kiya....
"kya hua,..ek aankh band kyun kar li bille..."
"raat bhar padhayi karke aaya hoon,isliye neend aa rahi hai...."Sambhalkar ek chair par baithte hue maine usase puchha"Divya se abhi tak baat-chit chalu nahi hui kya...jo ab bhi kisi billi ki tarah akele idhar se udhar fudakti rahti hai..."
"uska naam mat lo, wo to ek no. Ki kameeni hai...mera bas chale to uske saare baal noch loon..."
"kaha ke baal nochegi "bolte hue meri jubaan slip ho gayi lekin Esha kuch samjhe uske pahle hee ek taraf ishara karte hue main hadbadahat me bola"udhar dekh use janti hai kya..."
"nahi..."
"aur use..."dusari taraf ishara karte maine phhir kaha... "nahi..."
"tab to us moti ko yakinan jaanti hogi..." "bilkul nahi  "
"ok,no problem....haan to tu kya bol rahi thi...ki tera dil karta hai ki.........."


"mera dil karta hai ki main uske sar ke saare baal noch loon...wo ek no. Ki kameeni hai...ab dekho na Arman, hum dono ke beech ladayi hai use ye baat apne ghar me batane ki kya jaroorat thi...lekin nahi, usne sab kuchh apne gharwalo ko bata diya..yaha tak ke Gautam ko bhi..."
"Gautam...."uska naam jab beech me Esha ne liya to mera dil kiya ki mujhe jitni galiya aati hai ,sab use de dalu...lekin main ek sharif student tha, isliye maine aise kuchh bhi na karke bade shant dhang se Esha se puchha..."Gautam...kaha hai mera bhai aajkal..."(Gautam sale ,teri *** ki chut, teri *** ka bhosda...mar ja MC,jaha kahi bhi ho...)
"ok Arman,ab main chalti hoon...warna yadi Divya ne tumhe mere sath dekh liya to ghar me phhir se bata degi...."itna bolkar Esha waha se chalte bani...
"phhir se KAPD...."

Esha ke jaane ke baad main peechhe muda ,ye sochkar ki dosto ke sath thodi si gand-masti ho jaye,lekin fale wo bhi waha se nadaarad the...main Esha ke sath itna magan tha ki mere dost mere peechhe se kab nikal gaye,mujhe iska ahsaas tak nahi hua....

lekin iska kuchh khas farak mujhpar nahi pada ,kyunki thodi hee der baad ek-ek kilo ke batle apne seene me rakhne wali Aradhna ne canteen me apni saheliyo ke sath entry mari aur Aradhna ko dekhte hee mera pant tight ho gaya.....
"hellooooo siiiirrrr...."mujhe dekhkar aankh marte hue Aradhna boli... "helllooooo maaammm..."maine bhi barabar aankh marte hue jawab diya...
ab jab do opposite sex wale human being ke beech is tarah ka hi,hello ho to ummide kuchh jyada hee badh jati hai...lekin meri un ummidon ko chaknachur karte hue Aradhna ki saheliya ,Aradhna ke sath usi table par baith gayi,jaha main baitha tha...jabki mera andaaza tha ki Aradhna mere sath baithegi aur uski baki gang hum dono se kahi door jaakar apna aasan dekhengi...lekin aisa kuchh bhi nahi hua aur Aradhna ke sath-sath uski baki saheliyo ne bhi chair se apni gand tikayi...
Maine Aradhna ko isharo hee isharo me bahut kaha ki wo apni in fuljhadiyo ko door bhej de,lekin Aradhna ko to kuchh alag hee khujali thi....wo har baar bade pyar se mujhe nakaar deti aur mand-mand muskurati....shuru me to sab kuchh under control raha lekin jaise-jaise canteen me lagi badi si ghadi ke bade se kaante aage badhi mujhe Aradhna ki saheliyo ko bardasht karna mushkil ho gaya....faliyo ne mujhe itna bore kiya...itna pakaya ki unke sath baithne se achchha main Chhatrapal ki chutiya class ek din me do baar attend kar loon,wo bhi pure dil se.......
"sir aapke paas easy language me physics-2 ke notes hai kya....mujhe physics ke funde kuchh samajh nahi aa rahe..."Aradhna ke left side me baithi ek dubali-patli si ladki ne puchha....
"second sem. Ke notes aur mere paas  ,mere paas to 8th sem ke bhi notes nahi hai.. Waise Physics ke rules ko chat kar ja bilkul,thik usi tarah jis tarah tu is chatni ko chaat rahi hai aur ek baat ka dhyan rakha 'aap physics ke khilaf nahi ja sakte' ,warna kurre ,kurkure ki tarah tod-marod dega..."
"sir, Ed bahut hard lagta hai...kya aapka wo subject clear hai..."abki baar Aradhna ke right side me baithi moti bhains ne mujhse puchha....

"nahi...aise hee 8th sem. Me pahuch  "apni rolling eye se us moti bhains par kahar barsate hue maine Aradhna se kaha "oye Aradhna, tere us door ke bhai ne lunch me milne ke liye kaha tha,,,ja mil le usase..."

"kyun..."
"ab ye main kaise batau..."
"thik hai...tum teeno yahi raho, main abhi aati hoon..."bolkar Aradhna waha se uthi aur canteen ke


bahar chal di....
Aradhna ke jaane ke thodi der baad main apni jagah se utha hee tha ki Us moti bhains ne mujhe wapas baithne ke liye kah diya...
"baithiye na sir..."
"dar-asal main bahut sharmila ladka hoon aur mujhe ladkiyo ke beech bahut sharam aati hai..."bolkar main waha se langdate hue bahar aaya ki tabhi Aradhna mujhe Canteen ke bahar khadi mil gayi... "mujhe pata tha, ye aapka hee khurapati idea tha,mujhe meri saheliyo se door karne ka..."
"wo sab chhod aur pahle ye bata ki muh me legi kya...."
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Update-207 :

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Mera itna kahna hee tha ki Aradhna ne ghoor kar mujhe aise dekha jaise maine uske muh me lund dene ki baat kahi hoon...waise mera matlab to wahi tha
"lagta hai, tu pure vegetarian hai...isiliye itna ghoor rahi hai...chal chhod..."bolte hue main uske bagal me khada ho gaya...
"accident kaise hua tha aapka siirrr..."
"aise aawaz nikal kar puchhegi to phhir se ek naya accident ho jayega..." "batao na..."
"hmm...ek minute ruk,mujhe remind karne de...haan ,yaad aa gaya...."Aradhna ke aur paas khisakte hue main bola"us samay main bike par tha aur meri bike speed 80 km/h ke uniform velocity se ja rahi thi aur accident hone ki probability zero thi...us waqt aage ek scorpio aur saamne ek truck tha aur dono ke beech parabolic curve banate hue maine bike ki speed ko resist kiya aur phhir dhoom-dhadaka...." "sunne me to bahut maza aa raha hai..."


Mere dosto aur warden ke baad Aradhna is duniya ki aisi teesari shaks thi ,jise maine mere accident ke baare me sach bataya tha...kyunki mujhe inke saamne apni izzat ki koyi parvaah nahi thi....
"to ab kaisi hai tabiyat..."mera hath pakadte hue Aradhna ne puchha.. "ekdum chaka chak..."Aradhna ki is harqat ko dekhte hue maine kaha.... "to phhir room chale..."
"room...chal hat.."Aradhna ka hath chhodte hue maine kaha"abhi bhi meri raat bistar par bina karwat badle guzarti hai aur tu kah rahi hai ki main teri karwat badal-badal kar loon...ashleel kahi ki" "ok...then , ab kya baat kare,..."
"aaja padhayi ki baat karte hai...ye bata tune Haweli padhi hai..." "nahi, ye kya hai..."
"chal chhod ye bata Haweli-2 padhi hai..." "nahi...ye hai kya.."
"ye bhi chhod aur ab ye bata Dead Never lie padhi hai..." "nahi..."
"doob mar phhir  "mayoos hote hue maine kaha , ki tabhi mujhe Avadhesh Gilhare Canteen ki taraf jata hua dikhayi diya, jise maine Esha aur Divya ke upar nigrani rakhne ke liye kaha tha....
"Avadhesh ruk to yar..."
"Arman..."mera naam lete hue wo meri taraf aakar bola"kaisa hai yar ab, Sulabh ne bataya tha tere accident ke baare me...."
"Aradhna tu yahi ruk, main isase baat karke aata hoon..." "kaun si baat..."
"ssshhh ,kisi ko batana mat main ek undercover agent hoon aur ye mera assistant hai...aata hoon na ,do minute rook idhar hee..."bolte hue main Avadhesh ke sath ,jaha Aradhna khadi thi,waha se thodi door aaya....
"chal bata kya khabar laya hai..."
"kuchh bhi interesting news nahi hai yar, tu faltu me un dono faltu ladkiyo ke peechhe apni jaan de raha hai...matlab dono abhi tak ek-dusare se baat nahi karti..."
"matlab Line straight hai, kahi koyi ghumavdaar jaisa chiz nahi hai..." "matlab..."humse thodi door me khadi Aradhna ko dekhkar Avadhesh ne puchha...
"matlab tu nahi samjhega...kuchh naya hoga to batana aur udhar dekhna band kar,meri maal hai wo..." "abey main galat nazar se nahi dekh raha hoon use..."
"to phhir kya tu use upar se neeche tak aise aankhe gada-gada kar bahan ki nazar se dekh raha hai  fale incest lover...."
"kya yar ,tu bhi.....kuchh bhi bol deta hai. Abey main use isliye aise dekh raha tha kyunki main kuchh confirm kar raha tha..."
"aur kya main puchh sakta hoon ki tu kya confirm kar raha tha..."
"yahi ki ye wahi ladki hai ya nahi,jiska raasta kuchh din pahle Yashwant ne roka tha...tujhe nahi maloom kya..."
"nahi..."Esha aur Divya ka pura matter bhoolkar maine puchha...
"bhai,bawal hone wala tha us din...wo apna detainer hai na Yashwant, us din college ke gate ke paas ise aur iski saheliyo ko rok liya tha..."
"phhir kya hua..."matter ke andar ghuste hue maine kaha...
"Yashwant aur uske dosto ko to janta hee hai, BC...dinbhar college ke gate ke bahar ladkiyo par comment thokte rahte hai...us din bhi kuchh yahi hua.College ke baad main city bus me baitha tha ki ye


ladki ,jise tu apni maal kah raha hai, wo waha se guzari to Yashwant ne apni aadat ke mafiq kuchh ulta- seedha bol diya, lekin uske baad teri isi maal ne Yashwant ko kuchh bura-bhala kah diya...phhir to lawda
,sabki gand hee fat gayi...sabko lagne laga tha ki kuchh bawal hoga, lekin maloom nahi yashwant ko achanak kya hua,jo wo ekdum se thanda pad gaya...."
"aur kuchh bhi hai batane ko ya bas baat khatm..."Avadhesh ke rukne ke baad maine puchha.... "bas itna hee matter tha..."
"chal thik hai bye..."bolte hue main Aradhna ke paas pahucha..."Yash ke sath tera kya lafda hua tha..." "kaun yash..."mere dwara ekdum achanak se aise bolne ke karan Aradhna chauk gayi...
"are yar,wahi...jisne tujhe kuchh din pahle gate ke bahar roka tha..."
"achchha...wo...wo ,are lafda kuchh nahi hai,bas wo mujhe dhamka raha tha ki wo ye kar dega, wo kar dega....lekin jab main kaha ki Arman is my boyfriend...jaisa ki tumne kaha tha ki yadi koyi pareshan kare to ye kah dena...maine kaha, uske baad to usne kuchh nahi kaha...siway kuchh apshabd tumhe kahne ke aalawa..."
"thank you very much...ab aap yaha se apni class ke liye prasthan kijiye...aapki claas shuru ho chuki hogi..."
"ok bye, shaam ko milte hai..."hawa me bye ka symbol banakar apne hath hilate hue Aradhna waha se chalti bani aur main jitna tez chal sakta tha, utni tezi se apne classroom ki taraf badha....
"oye Arun, Saurabh aur baki hostelers...tum logo ko kya aisa nahi lagta ki hum log kuchh jyada hee sharifi ki zindagi jee rahe hai....matlab no maar-dhad,no dhoom-dhadaka...."
"haan ,mujhe to aisa hee lagta hai..."ek ne kaha....
abhi recess ka time chal raha tha aur class ke sare ladke-ladkiya meri aadat se wakif the ,isliye main bindaas bol raha tha....
"to chalo, aaj life ko kuchh interesting banate hai...."
"abey seedhe-seedhe bol kisko thokna hai...aisi bakloli mat kar..."Apni jagah par baithe-baithe hee Arun bola...
"abey pahle class se niklo to sahi..."
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class me total 12 ladke hostel wale the .un sabko lekar main aage badha ki tabhi kisi ne peechhe se puchha...
"marne kisko ja rahe hai...kahi hum kam na pad jaye,tu kahe to saamne wali class se 10-12 ko aur sath le loon..."
"le le...apna kya jata hai...lekin beta khayal rakhiyo, kisi ko pelna nahi hai,bas hool dene ja rahe hai...." "kaun hai wo BKL..."
"Yashwant...Varun ka shishya..."
"lekin wo to ab NSUI president ban chuka hai, BC kahi usne bhi ladke laakar khade kar diye to..." "dayi chod denge uski bhi aur uske ladko ke bhi..."Arun ne kaha....
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College se nikalkar hum log paidal hee main gate ki taraf chalne lage ki mujhe kuchh yaad aaya....
"ruko be, aise paidal jaane se impression kharab hoga, jao apne class ke laundo ke bike ki chabhi udhaar maang kar lao aur jo Mech-8th Sem. Me jaa raha hai,wo mere bag se mera goggle bhi le aana..."
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Mere itna bolte hee kuchh ladke bhagkar gaye aur 5 minute me hee bike ki chabhiya aur mera goggle lekar aa gaye...maine apna goggle lagaya aur ek bike ki chabhi apne hath me li...
"tu chala lega be,ya main chalau...kahi us din ki tarah thok mat dena"Arun ne mujhse kaha...


"tu baith peechhe, chalane ko to main aeroplane chala loon,phhir ye bike kya chiz hai...."
"Yashwant college ke main gate ke bahar abhi hai ,pahle ye to confirm kar le...nahi to faltu me waha jaakar chus lenge..."
"good..."
Maine turant apna mobile nikala aur Main gate ke bahar bane photocopy ke dukaan sambhalne wale ladke ko call kiya aur usase Yashwant ke baare me puchha....
"khushkhabri hai be...wo Yash wahi hai,chalo chodate hai BKL ko..." "challllloooo....."bike par sawar hokar sab chillaye....
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Parking se college ke gate tak pahuchne me hume chand minutes hee lage.Jaisa ki photocopy wale ne bataya tha, waisich hee waha ka scene tha...yani ki Yashwant ek chay-samose ke dukaan par baitha cigarette pee raha tha aur uske sath 6-7 ladke the.....
"Arun,Shooting ki shuruat kar..."Us chay-samose ke dukaan ke paas pahuch kar maine kaha... "Movie -Yashwant ki chudai, take number-1...action...."
"abey oye chuswant, idhar aa be BC..."Arun ke action bolne ke baad meri muh se pahli line yahi nikli....
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Update-208 :

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Yashwant waise to tha bada tagda aur jis hisaab se uski reputation college me thi uske anusar use mujhe


bilkul nazar-andaz kar dena chahiye tha...lekin wo us waqt thoda confuse dikha aur thodi der tak charo taraf dekhne ke baad chay ka glass dukaan me rakhkar humari taraf badha.....
College me reputation banana bahut aasan hai lekin use barkarar rakhna utna hee mushqil.iske bahut saare example mere paas hai jaise ki Varun, Gautam...dono ki reputation shuruat me ekdum faadu thi lekin baad me jo hua ,wo sab jaante hai...wahi dusari taraf Sidar bhai ka jo darza college me unke rahte hue tha wo unke jaane ke baad bhi tha...Sidar bhai ,ab kaha honge ,ye koyi nahi jaanta lekin har saal hostel me aane wala har banda unke baare me zaroor jaanega aur aisa tab tak chalta rahega ,jab tak humara college chalta rahega....aur agar meri baat ki jaaye to, meri to baat hee alag hai
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Yashwant ke sath uske sath ke bhi ladke uske peechhe-peechhe humare paas aa pahuche . bahut der tak hum me se koyi kuchh nahi bola, sab apne-apne opposition ko maun vrat dharan kiye hue nihare jaa rahe the....
"abey oye, yaha ek-dusare ko propose karne aaye ho kya jo kab se ek-dusare ko dekhe jaa rahe ho...."sabka maun vrat todte hue main cheekha....
"haan bol ,kya hua....aur naam zara izzat se le..."Chuswant ne akad kar kaha...
"izzat layak kuchh kiya hota to main tere charan dhota lekin haqiqat ye nahi hai...to phhir tune ye kaise soch liya ki main tujhse achchhe se baat karunga be chuswant...chussu..chusail...chutiye..."
"ruk lawda..."apna mobile nikalkar Yashwant bola"yadi jigar hai to dus minute yahi ruk..."
"dekh be akhand chutiye...yaha matter ye nahi hai ki main yaha kab tak rukunga, balki matter ye hai ki tu yaha kab tak rukega...."kahte hue main bike se utra aur Yashwant ke kaan par jordar jhapad mara ,jisase uska mobile neeche gira aur Yashwant sanna gaya.....
"maro be ,lawdo in pappuo ko..."bolte hue maine yashwant ka baal pakda aur uska sar upar apni taraf karte hue kaha"abhi samjha raha hoon ,sudhar ja...warna agli baar marunga...kal se yadi kisi ne bhi complaint kiya ki tune kisi bhi ladki par comment kiya to phhir aisa fodunga ki yaha baithkar comment karna to door facebook me bhi comment karne layak nahi rahega....ab chal jaa.."
Yashwant ko chhodkar main peechhe muda ,lekin maloom nahi mera kya mood hua ,jo main ekdum se peechhe palta aur Yashwant ke dusare kaan ko bhi jhanna diya....
"sale abhi tak gaya nahi..."
Mere itna bolte hee Saurabh ek danda liye hue aaya aur ghuma kar Yashwant ke peeth me jad diya..... "abey, marna nahi hai...samjhana hai..."
"laad mera samjhana hai...is BC ko to first year se taad raha tha main,..."bolte hue Saurabh ne ek baar phhir Yashwant ko pela.....
Jab se maine Yashwant ko pahla jhapad jada tha tab se wo bas khade hokar mujhe dekhe jaa raha tha...jab Saurabh ne usko dande se thoka tab bhi wo waisa hee khada raha...
"madarlund ghoorta kya hai be...marega kya, le maar....beta jitne tere paas ladke nahi honge na usase adhik to mere paas bike hai aur har bike me minimum teen ladke sawar rahte hai...maximum tu kitne bhi le le aur itna dukhi kyun ho raha hai.tere aatm-samman ko dhakka pahucha kya...abey dil pe mat le, tere guru ,Varun tak ko chod kar baitha hoon ..."
"chalo be..aaj time kharab hai..."itani der me pahli baar Yashwant kuchh bola aur apne dosto ke sath waha se jaane laga...lekin thodi door jakar wo bola"Arman, tera game main bajaunga...bas kuchh din ruk jaa.."
"MC...jyada bolega to shaheed kar dunga yahi..."Arun chillaya.... "Arman tu apne din ginne shuru kar de..."
"mere jaise hee ek mahan vyakti ne kaha tha ki 'don't count the days, make the days count'....din tum


jaise chusad gina karte hai, hum jaise log to har din ko yaadgar banate hai aur ja, jitne Pappu ikattha kar sakta hai kar le ,mera vaada hai tujhse,jis din bhi tu aayega, puri tarah chud ke jayega....All the best , Chushwant"
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Yashwant aur uske dosto ke waha se jaane ke baad hum log wapas college ki taraf badhe....Lunch ke baad wali class aadha nikal chuki thi ,isliye parking me bike khadi karke sab idhar-udhar chal diye aur main bhi hostel jaane ke liye apne dosto se vida lekar hostel ki taraf chal diya.....

"Arman ruk..."peechhe se Arun ne mujhe aawaz lagayi to main ruka... "kya hua ,lund chusega kya..."
"matter kya tha ,Yashwant ko marne ka..."
"kuchh khas nahi ,aise hee mood hua to thok diya..."
"beta bina bhook ke to insaan khana bhi nahi khata, phhir tujh jaise selfish aur fattu bina kisi matlab ke aise hee kisi ko nahi maar sakta, wo bhi ye jante hue ki saamne wala baad me teri le bhi sakta hai...isliye muh khol aur sach-sach bak ki matter kya tha..."
"matter...well matter is the Objects that take up space and have mass are called matter. Everything around you is made up of matter. Chocolate cake is made up of matter. You are made of matter. "
"ye le mukka, this punch is also made up of matter ,now tell me the real matter..."ek ghusa mere pet me jad kar Arun bola...
"kuchh nahi be...hoooh...wo Aradhna ko ulta -seedha bola tha usne....aahhh, bose dk, thoda dheere mara kar..."
"Aradhna, matlab laundiya...ye to hostel ke niyamo ke shakht khilaf hai...Sidar bhai ne kaha tha ki ladki ke lafde me koyi kisi ka sath nahi dega..."
"dekh Aalund(Arun ) ,main khud bhi Sidar ki izzat karta hoon lekin wo rule unke jamane ka tha aur ab dusara jamana hai....waise bhi tere siwa kisko maloom hai ki maine ye sab kisi ladki ke peechhe kiya hai..."aankh marte hue main bola...
"Arman,apne laundo se jhooth bolna buri baat hai..."
"nahi re Aalund, jhooth bolna buri baat nahi hai matlab achchhi tarah se jhooth na bolna buri baat hai...ab tu hee dekh, Hostel wale is waqt ye soch rahe hai ki maine sajjan purush wala kaam kiya hai
,Yashwant ko maarkar....kyunki Yashwant se college ki sari ladkiya pareshaan thi...infact ab to wo ladkiya mujhe apna bhagwan bana lengi....beta ,Arun...duniya me mahaan banne ke sirf do raste hai, pahla ya to mahano wala kaam karo ya phhir chhota-mota kaam karke use mahaan tarike se sabke saamne pesh karo...ab nikalta hoon, meri daru ki botal mera intezaar kar rahi hogi...."
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Us din pure hostel me sabse 100-100  lekar mahotsva ka aayojan kiya gaya tha...hostel me pel ke daru aayi thi, jise jo brand jitni bhi chahiye thi ,use de diya gaya aur sab ko dene ke baad hum bhi gala tar karne ke liye baithe.....
"Arman bhai,ek baat puchhu"Rajshri Pandey ne apni farmaish pesh ki...
"puchh...puchh, dharti se lekar aasmaan tak kuchh bhi puchh daal...sabka jawab dega re tera Faizal..." "Aradhna ko aapne kaise set kiya..."
"Aradhna...."pahle to main joro se hansa ,phhir achanak serious ho gaya aur phhir kuhchh der tak sochane ke baad bola"it's a long story bro...sau saal lag jayenge ise bayaan karne me..."
"thik hai koyi baat nahi, ab main sone jata hoon...bahut chadh gayi hai mujhe..."bolkar Pandey ji ladkhadate hue uthe aur do kadam chalne ke baad dhadaam se gir pade...
"yaha gravity ki value jyada kaise hai, jo main apne aap gir gaya..."Zameen me lete-lete Pandey ji


bole"Arman bhai, kuchh gyaan ki baate batao, jisase mujhe guilty feel na ho ki maine itni jyada kyun pee li..."
"gyaan ki baate...main batata hoon.."mere muh kholne pahle Arun bol pada"dekh, Cut..Iron, Iron..nahi, Iron cut Iron, diamond cut diamond. Agree..."
"agree..."
"thik isi tarah daru cut daru, isliye yadi daru ka nasha hatana hai to aur piyo...bole to khoob piyo, khoob jiiiiiiyoooooooo...."bolte hue Arun bhi ludhak gaya....
Rajshri Pandey aur Arun ke ludhakne ke baad maine Saurabh ko dekha, wo bhi kharrate bhar raha tha... "i am the last man on this planet....sala zindagi barbaad kar di maine apni....lekin fikar not , kal se daru ko hath tak nahi lagaunga....abey utho na, mujhe baat karne ka man kar raha hai..."
Maine Arun,Saurabh aur Rajshri Pandey ko bahut uthane ki koshish ki lekin wo teeno uthe nahi...thak haar kar main deewar ki tek lekar wapas baitha aur direct botal ko muh se laga liya...
"Amitabh Bachchan kahta hai ki daru peene se liver kharab hota hai, lekin sala yaha to liver hee kharab nahi ho rahaaaaaaaa...jabki...jabki..jab....Esha i love you, yar..pat jaa na yaar..chhod de us Gautam ko,..sala bahut bada kamina hai, mujhse pyar kar phhir dekh ki pyar kis chiz ka naam hai.sala meri to kismat hee jhand hai, mujhe pyar bhi us ladki se hua, jo dusare ke pyar me jaan dene ki koshish kar chuki hai...i..love you, Esha...love you...llloovvvee you..lloovvee...."isi ke sath mera bhi banta dhar ho gaya.....
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Update-209
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Waise to mere sath bahut saari dikkate judi hui hai lekin jaise sapne mujhe aate hai ,unki to baat hee alag hai...Main zindagi me sabse jyada teen baar dara hoon aur teeno baar main neend me tha.yani ki mere paas aise teen darawane sapne hai ,jo meri ab tak faad kar rakh dete hai....adhiktar sapne me dekhe gaye incident hosh me aane ke baad yaad nahi rahte ,lekin jin teen sapno ki baat main kar raha hoon, unka har ek pal jehan me aise basa hai jaise wo aam sapna na hokar (a+ b )²=a²+ 2ab +b² ka


formula ho....bole to full yaad hai...
mere top three horrible dream me third number aata hai 'A Dead dream' ka jiske baare me aap sab jaante hee hoge...dusara number aata hai ,us sapne ka jisme main raat ko achanak kisi jungle me hota hoon aur bas bhagta rahta hoon, phhir achanak mujhe ek mandir dikhta hai ,jaha kuchh log aadmiyo ki bali de rahe the....jab main bhag kar waha pahuchta hoon to wo log mujhe dekh lete hai aur mujhe pakad kar rassi se bandh dete hai....us waqt waha us mandir me kul chaar log the jinke chehre mujhe aaj tak yaad hai...un charo me se ek , ek aadmi ka gala halaal karta hai aur mujhe kahta hai ki "agli baari teri hai ,taiyar ho ja...."aur uske baad fatak se meri neend khul jati hai aur ye sab sapna tha ,iske liye main uparwale ka dil hee dil me shukriya ada karta hoon....three horrible dream ki is list me first number par jo sapna hai usme maine khud ko marte hue dekha hai aur main bata nahi sakta ki khud ko marte hue dekhna kaisa lagta hai...i think i should start a thread with title'My horrible dreams'
Well, main ye bakwas isliye kar raha hoon kyunki us raat jab main pelam-pel daru peekar...deewar ka
sahara lekar soya tha to mujhe sapne me Atindra dikha....ye mere sath aisa pahli baar ho raha tha ki jab koyi dream jo main pahle dekh chuka hoon , wo dobara se mujhe dikhayi de raha tha...matlab ki jis sapne ko maine 5 saal pahle dekha tha, wo repeat ho raha tha....scene wahi tha, main neend se utha to shaam ho chuki thi aur hostel me shor macha hua tha, pahle ki tarah maine is baar bhi khud ko kosa ki main itni der tak kaise sota raha aur phhir jis taraf halla mach raha tha us taraf bhaga ,jaha bathroom me Atindra ki body latki hui thi...uske baad meri neend khuli aur scene ab bhi bilkul waisa hee tha ,jaise ki 5 saal pahle tha...mere hosh me aate hee mera ghutna deewar par jor se takraya tha.
Waise kahne ko to sab kuchh waisa hee tha aur meri fat bhi waisi hee rahi thi lekin isme ek baat jo nayi thi wo ye ki mujhe abki baar maloom tha ki ye ek sapna hai aur sirf ek sapna....jaisa ki mere is 'A Dead dream' ki ending 5 saal pahle hui thi , waisi ab bhi ho rahi thi ,yani ki jis hall me main khana kha raha tha waha se sabhi ladke achanak hee eka-ek gayab ho gaye aur mera wo marhoom dost zameen me bikhare hue anaaj ke dano ko apne hatho se bator raha tha.....
"Arman..."apni laal aankho se usne mujhe dekha....
"tang aa chuka hoon is MC se, BC jab dekho tab tapak padta hai...."mera ye bolna mere sapne me ye dusari nayi chiz thi, jo 5 saal pahle nahi hua tha....
"tu Atindra...main teri maa chod dunga ,yadi dobara mujhe kabhi dikha to...BC har chiz ki koyi limit hoti hai .beta abhi hostel ke laundo ko bulwakar teri rooh ka bang kar dunga....aur ye tu jo khana bator raha hai use kya apne gand me bharega, chal nikal ,lawda mujhe darane aaya hai...."haste hue maine sapne me kaha aur idhar dusari taraf neend me haste hue meri neend khuli.....
"ab kabhi nahi aayega BC sapne me, finally i won..."hath uthate maine khud ko shabashi di aur uth kar khada hua....
Abhi sirf 6 baje the ,isliye maine jacket taana aur ek cigarette jala kar hostel ke bahar aa gaya....Hostel ke bahar aakar main sadak par chalte hue girls hostel ki taraf badha....
waise to meri neend 9 baje ke pahle kabhi nahi khulti thi lekin aaj jab main subah 6 baje uthkar bahar aaya to mujhe mere college ke baare me kuchh alag hee chize maloom hui, jaise ki hostel ki kuchh ladkiya ,shorts pahankar subah-subah daudane jaati hai....kuchh ladkiya apne sport ki practice bhi karti hai ,jinme ladke bhi shamil rahte hai.....
"ab samjha sala ki aise chutiya log maal kaise pata lete hai...ye fale, subah-subah ladkiyo ke hath me apna lund thama dete hai jise ladkiya tham bhi leti hai....BC kal se main bhi subah 6 baje uthkar practice me jaunga...ek na ek to zaroor pategi..."
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Hostel ke bahar main taqriban aadha ghanta tak tahalta raha aur phhir wapas hostel aa gaya...hostel


aakar maine Arun aur Saurabh ko bhi apna ye plan bataya ,lekin unhone saaf mana kar diya ki wo 6 baje nahi uthenge,,..
"beta ,yadi subah 6 baje Katrina Kaif apna chut bhi dikha rahi ho na tab bhi main nahi jaunga....9 baje uthna mera janmsiddh adhikar hai,jise koyi nahi chheen sakta  "Arun toothpaste ungali se ghiste hue bola"aur lawde ,aaj college se aate time yaad dilana brush lena hai..."
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College me sab kuchh baki din ki tarah normal hee hua siway meri aur Aradhna ki baat-chit ke aalawa...matlab maine usase pahli baar chhutt kaha ki main uske sath sex karna chahta hoon aur usne bhi full josh ke sath haan kaha aur phhir time fix ho gaya....time lunch ke baad ka tha aur venue Avadhesh ka room tha, Avadhesh ek flat lekar college ke hee kuchh ladko ke sath rahta tha...Avadhesh ne mujhe lunch me hee apne flat ka address ,flat ki key ke sath diya aur kaha ki college khatm hone ke tak main apna kaam nipta loon aur ye baat main kisi ko na batau, khaskar ke uske flat partners ko......
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"tujhe Aids vagerah to nahi hai na..."Avadhesh aur uske dosto ke flat me pahuchkar maine Aradhna se puchha....
hum dono flat ke andar aaye aur maine darwaza lock kiya.... "tum ye sab kyun puchh rahe ho..."
"kyunki main condom nahi laya...."
"to tumhe dar hai ki yadi mere jariye tumhe aids hua to tum mar jaoge..."
"dar mujhe marne ka nahi hai janeman...dar mujhe aids hone ke baad ki life ka hai...."apna pant utarte hue maine kaha....
"mere kapde tum utaroge ya main khud utaru..."bistar par lete hue Aradhna boli...
"uski fikar tum bilkul mat karo ,wo to main utar hee lunga, lekin pahle ye bata ki muh me legi kya....bahut maza aayega.....mujhe aur shayad tujhe bhi..."


Update-210 :

"maine pahle hee kaha hai siiirrr..."bistar par uthkar baithte hue Aradhna boli...
waise to main koyi dariyadil insaan nahi hoon lekin ye bolte hue Aradhna ne jaise apna muh banaya use dekhkar maine socha hatao yaar, agli baar kar lenge waise bhi abhi to aadha 8th semester baki hai..... "okay..."bolkar main bhi uske barabar bistar me baitha aur Aradhna ko dekhne laga....
Waise to mere paas logic, tricks ka pitara hai .lekin Google maharaj ki kripa se main thoda bahut eye reading bhi kar leta hoon,jo ki adhiktar sahi nahi hoti ,lekin kabhi-kabhi sach hoti hai....Aradhna is waqt mujhe dekhkar kaanp rahi thi.Maine uski taraf dekha wo thoda sa ghabrayi hui thi , jaise ki ye uska first time ho....
"iske pahle kiya hai..." "na...mm haan...ek baar..."
"great..."thoda ,peechhe hat kar maine puchha"kaha, kab ,kiske sath..." "wo...gaanv me ek ladke ne jabarjasti ki thi khet me...."kanpte hue Aradhna boli... "too bad, uske baad kya hua..."
"uske baad main sirf badnaam hui aur kuchh nahi hua...."

"aisa kya..."iske baad maine aage kuchh nahi puchha ,kyunki maine andaza laga liya tha ki jis ladke ne Aradhna ke sath jabarjasti chudayi machayi thi ,wo koyi bade baap ka launda hoga aur phhir ya to un logo ne Aradhna ke baap ko dhamki di hogi ya phhir paise....filhaal main yaha Aradhna ka dil bahlaane nahi aaya tha isliye main is topic me aur na ghuste hue ,Aradhna ki taraf ghusa....

"ok, let's start Arman, chod de isko ab..."maine khud se kaha aur Aradhna ke honth ki taraf apne honth slowly motion me badhaye...ki tabhi Aradhna ne apna chehra upar kiya....
Maine Aradhna ko dekha aur phhir wo soch kya rahi hai ye janne ke liye maine uski aankho me dekha....Aradhna is waqt kisi uljhan me nahi thi ki wo mujhe roke ya nahi ,balki wo to puri tarah taiyar thi aur na hee use kisi bhi tarah ki jhijhak thi...lekin ek ghabrahat uski aankho ko dhak kar baithi hui thi...aur mera ye samajh paana ki Aradhna kya soch rahi hai, bahut mushqil ho gaya,isliye maine thode der ke liye apne dimag ko aaram diya aur wapas Aradhna ke hontho ki taraf badha...is baar main safal hua aur kuchh der ki shanti ke baad Aradhna ke honth bhi harkat karne lage,phhir meri tarah ekdum se tez ho gaye....
Aradhna ke hontho ko apne hontho se masalte hue hee maine use bistar par neeche litaya aur main khud uske upar aa gaya...hum dono ki ye lip kissing ka programme beech-beech me rukta aur phhir thodi der tak ek-dusare ko dekhkar phhir shuru ho jata....
ab main Aradhna ke upar puri tarah se sama gaya aur apne hath se kabhi uski chhatiyo ko masalta to kabhi uski choot ko...main jab bhi Aradhna ki choot ko uske jeans ke upar se sahlata to wo thoda uchhal jati thi aur apne jaangho ko idhar-udhar karke apni choot ko chhipane ki koshish karti....lekin jab maine uske jeans ke hook ko khola to wo shant ho gayi. usne kiss ka reply dena bhi band kar diya aur phhir se apni ajeeb nazaro se mujhe dekhne lagi....
"what..."Aradhna ko is tarah dekhta hua paakar maine puchha... "kuchh nahi..."
"mujhe maloom tha..."bolkar maine Aradhna ki jeans uske ghutno tak neeche khiska di aur uski panty ke


andar hath daal kar uski choot sahlane laga....sath me wo world famous kaam bhi kiya jise log 'ungali karna ' kahte hai
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Aradhna ki jeans ghutno tak neeche khiska kar aur panty ke andar hath daalkar uski chut sahlate hue, uski chut me ungali karte hue maine apne dusare hath se uske top ko upar gardan tak chadha diya aur bra ke upar se hee uske boobs par muh ferne laga....
Aradhna ki choot se pahle sirf deepika mam ki choot me maine ungali ki thi aur us waqt mujhe achanak uski yaad aane lagi thi....Aradhna bhale hee ,deepika ki tarah hot maal na ho lekin Aradhna ki choot,deepika ki choot se kayi guna mast thi, ye maine ungali karte waqt hee jaan liya tha....
Aradhna ke upar se main ek baar phhir utha aur uski jeans jo ki ghutno me atki thi use pairo ke beech se pura nikala...yahi kaam maine uski panty ke sath bhi kiya, aur Aradhna ko peechhe palta kar uski bra bhi utar kar fek diya aur Aradhna ke upar abki baar nanga chadh gaya...ab hum dono hee bina kapde ke thi aur Aradhna ko smooching karte waqt mera lund kabhi uski chut se touch hota to kabhi uski jangho se...kuchh der tak aisa hee karte rahne ke baad Aradhna ne apne hath se apni choot ko failaya aur mujhe ishara kiya....
"thank you..."kahte hue maine apna lund Aradhna ki choot ke muhane ke paas tikaya .
Sach batau to us waqt main bahut khush tha, pata nahi kyun par main tha....mujhe Aradhna se pyar nahi tha lekin phhir bhi main khush tha...bahut khush tha...
"do you really love me Arman....sir.."jab main apna lund,Aradhna ki choot me pelne wala tha ,tabhi usne puchha...
"yeah, ofcourse, i love you..."bolte hue maine apna lund Aradhna ki choot me ghusa diya aur apni aankhe band kar li...uske baad meri speed badhte samay ke sath badhti gayi aur jab maine apni aankhe kholi to dekha ki Aradhna ki bhi aankhe band thi...wo apne dono hatho se mujhe kaskar pakde hue the aur main lagatar apna lund uske choot ke andar-bahar kare jaa raha tha......humare is pure khel ke dauran Aradhna ne apni aankhe band karke rakhi hui thi aur usne apni aankhe tabhi kholi, jab ye khel khatm hua...aur usne ek baar phhir mujhse puchha...
"Do you really love me,Arman....Sir.."
Mujhe is tarah ke dekhne ke uske andaaz ne jaise pahli baar mujhe ye ahsaas karaya ki maine abhi kuchh galat kiya, kuchh aisa jo ki mujhe nahi karna chahiye tha.lekin phhir bhi maine kiya.....yahi sawal jab Aradhna ne mujhse pahli baar puchha tha,tab bhi bahut der nahi hui thi...yadi main khud par control karta aur ruk jaata to shayad wo kuchh nahi hota, jo ki hone wala tha....
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"apni bra,panty pahan aur chal...5 baje ke pahle hume pahuchna hai..."
"lekin abhi to sirf 3 baje hai..."apni panty ko apne jaangho ke beech phhansa kar Aradhna boli... "to kya pure 4:59 me hee is room ko chhodegi....chal jaldi, mujhe kuchh kaam hai..." "ok..chillate kyun ho..."
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Avadhesh ke room se nikalkar maine Aradhna ko hostel ke paas chhoda aur college pahuchkar bike aur room ki keys unke maliko ko transfer karke ,hostel ki taraf badha....
Itne dino baad apni pyaas shant karke main jaise khush ke maare foola nahi sama raha tha...dil kar raha tha ki nachte hue hostel jaun, pure raaste bhar patakhe fodu...lekin filhaal maine aisa kuchh nahi kiya kyunki is waqt main college me tha, jaha meri bahut izzat thi....
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"Mujhko hilane de,do boond tapkane de...


apni choot me mujhe lauda ghusane de... yo..
chud rahi hai na tu, chod raha hoon main....
chud rahi hai na tu...tu..tu..."Esha ko saamne dekhkar main ruka....
Esha ko saamne dekhkar ek pal me to mujhe jaise heart attack hee aa gaya ki ye maine kya kah diya
,lekin phhir yaad aaya ki main to gunguna raha tha, use kaha se sunayi dega...yesss...chal beta
,Arman...role me aaja...
"tummm...shayad meri die hard fan hogi, jo ki mera autograph lene ke liye kal se is raste par khadi hogi...pata nahi log mera ek autograph paane ke liye na jaane kya-kya karte hai...lao ,pen...copy do..." "ho gayi nautanki...ab chale, Chhatrapal sir ne bulaya hai..."
"why ? I'm not interested..." "look..."
"looking..."
"seedhe se chalte ho ya main jaakar Chhatrapal sir ko bol doon ki Arman ko farewell party ki anchoring karne me koyi interest nahi hai..."
"ek minute...pata nahi mere kaan kyun baj rahe hai...mujhe abhi anchoring word sunayi diya...wo kya hai na ki golden jubilee ke function me anchoring na kar paane ka sadma jo mujhe laga tha, uska asar abhi tak hai...khair tum bolo, kya bol rahi thi..."
"hey bhagwan....ab ise kaise samjhaun..."
"kyun khali-fokat me bhagwan ka gala daba rahi ho...ye lo mera number 7415****** . Aur jab bhi koyi problem ho,mujhe call kar lena...abhi main chalta hoon ,kyunki aadhe ghante baad meri America ke liye flight hai...."Esha ke dimag ka bharta banakar main aage badha ,lekin phhir socha ki ek punch aur maara jaye ,isliye main peechhe palatkar tez aawaz me bola"don't worry, main kal autograph de dunga....isliye ab yaha khadi mat raho,ghar jao,tumhare mammi-daddy pareshan ho rahe honge..."
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Esha ko puri tarah dharashayi karke gaana maine jaha chhoda tha ,use wahi se start kiya... "chud rahi hai na tu, chod raha hoon main...."


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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"le batana be ,tune kal Aradhna ko choda kya...."bhari utsukta ke sath Arun ne teesari bar puchha aur maine usi utsukta ke sath teesari baar bhi Arun ko taal diya.
"le batana be, gand mara kya....mujhe bhi dilana..." "tu bose dk ,khana khane dega mujhe...."
"itna jhallata kyun hai, nahi batana to mat bata..."
"jab teen baar mana kar diya to samajh jana chahiye na ki main nahi batana chahta ,ab kya lawda main tere samne apne lund ki katha bachu...baklol..."
"tu gand mara aur tu..."dining table me door baithe ek ladke par baraste hue Arun chillaya"tu lawde roti pass karega ya sari gand me bharega...."
"to aakar le ja na, tevar kisko dikhata hai..."
"chup chap ,roti lekar idhar aa,warna jo haal tere room partner kaliye ka hai,wahi haal tera bhi karunga....."
Arun ke in alfaazo ne us ladke par jabarjast asar kiya aur us ladke ne thik waisa hee kiya jaisa ki Arun ne karne ko kaha tha.....
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"Arman bhai, main hostel chhod raha hoon...socha ki aapse milta chalu...."second year ka ek ladka mere saamne khade hokar bola....
"kyun be, tujhe kya hua...."
"bahut kuchh hua hai Arman bhai, ye sale seniors....jab bhi inka mood hota hai second year walo ko line me khada kar dete hai aur phhir jaanwaro ki tarah marte hai...galti humare batch se kisi ne bhi ki ho, maar sabko padti hai...kisi bhi senior ka mood kharab ho ,to maar padti hai, kisi MC ki MC girlfriend ne use kuchh kah diya to wo BKL aa jata hai apni *** chudane....yadi inko neend nahi aa rahi ho to tab bhi bhugatna hume hee padta hai aur ye sale tab tak hume thokte hai,jab tak inhe neend na aa jaye.BC ullu ki aaulad hai, do din se kutto ne sone nahi diya....ab raat bhar jaagkar ladka class jayega to class me neend aana lazimi hai aur yadi by chance class me jhapki marte hue kisi teacher ne dekh liya to phhir uski ram-kahani alag......abhi kal ki hee baat hai ,aaj midterm tha to main 1 baje tak padhkar so raha tha ki 2 baje wo chutiya mahant aakar mujhe marne laga aur jab maine usase puchha ki kyun maar raha hai


to bolta hai ki aise hee maar raha hoon...BC ye kya tamasha hai, humlog bhi insaan hai ,koyi randi ki chut nahi jo koyi bhi aaye aur chod ke chala jaye.....mere baap ne bahut kaha tha ki math mat le, mat le...lekin nahi lawda humko hee ramanujan banne ka bada shauk tha ,aur aaj wo shauk,bade shaan se utar raha hai..."
Pahle to main uski baat sunkar bahut hansa lekin jab Arun ne ishara karke chup rahne ko kaha to main aise serious hua jaise ki mujhpar kisi ne gun taan ke rakhi ho aur bol raha ho ki"le beta ab haskar dikha...."
"tu kahna kya chahta hai....tu kahi ka turramkhan hai kya...sabko ye jhelna padta hai ,BC kya humne nahi jhela ye sab...beta humara time par to nanga karke chhat par le jate the aur line me khada karake ek- dusare ke lulli hath me pakadwa kar bolte the...lo beta train chalao...."usko baithakar Arun bade shaan se bola, jabki isme shaan wali koyi baat nahi thi....
"baat wo nahi hai ki usne mujhe mara....lekin usne mujhe neend se uthakar mara ,baat ye hai....saaman mera sab pack hai, bas aapko batane aaya tha...."
"na dil pe le ,na muh me le...lund me le aur jaakar apna saaman wapas rakh de..." "fayda kya, aaj raat phhir koyi dusara aayega aur phhir marega..."
"to humlog mar gaye hai kya...ab se koyi bhi aaye to bol dena ki Mr.Arman se mil le..."
"tu kya kahi ka topchand hai jo tera naam le...mera naam lena be...bol dena ki'yadi tum logo ne mujhe chhua bhi to Arun tumlogo ki mother fucking kar dega...."
"Arman bolna be, jyada power hai is naam me....Is jhatue ko to koyi pahchanta bhi nahi..." "yadi tune iska naam liya,to agle din se main tujhe marunga..."
"idhar sun be..."Arun ka hath marod kar maine kaha"A r u n= 4 letter aur A R M A N=5 letter...mere naam me jyada dam hai...tu ja apna saaman wapas wahi rakh de jaha se uthaya tha....baki main dekh lunga...."
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Us ladke ke jane ke baad Arun ne phhir se Aradhna ka topic chheda... "yar Aradhna ki chut dilana, ek khamba dunga...."
"  duniya chand par pahuch gayi aur tu abtak choot par atka hua hai....chal jaldi ,college ke liye late ho rahe hai..."
Humlog ekdum time par college pahuche the ya phhir kahe ki thoda pahle hee pahuch gaye the...teacher laapata tha isliye timepass karne ke liye idhar-udhar ki faltu baate kar rahe the...jaise ki'abey us ladki ki gand dekh choda-choda kar chutad ka chabutara bana diya hai...randi hai lawdi..maa- baap ne yaha b.tech karne bheja hai aur ye yaha c.tech kar rahi hai....."
Meri nazar ek dusari ladki ki gand par ja tiki aur mere muh se anmol vachan nikalne hee wale the ki darwaje par dastak hui aur kisi ne mera naam pukara.....main us samay full josh me tha isliye bina darwaje ki taraf dekhe main ye bol gaya ki'baad me aana time nahi hai' lekin phhir mujhe laga ki ye aawaz kisi ladki ki hai aur phhir mere sixth sense ne mujhe us aawaz ki pahchan Esha ke roop me karati,tab meri fati aur main dheere-dheere, slow motion me apna pyara sa mukhda darwaje ki taraf kiya aur khada hokar Arun par chillaya...
"bola na be tujhe ki baad me ye sab batana ,abhi mere paas time nahi hai...Esha tum ek min. ruko,main abhi aaya...."
(ye pakka aaj mujhe i love you bolegi, i know she loves me, lekin kahne me sharmati hai...how sweet )


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Update-212 :

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Jab ek kasai ke bakre ko achchh khana milne lagta hai to wo bakra bahut khush hota hai aur sochta hai ki uska malik kitna achchha hai ,jabki kahani iske thik ulat hoti hai jiska andaaza us bakre ko thode dino baad lagta hai,jab uske katne ki bari aati hai....
College ke un antim dino me mera bhi haal kuchh usi bakre ki tarah tha jise bharpur khana mil raha tha.mere jaise laundo ki sabse badi demand hoti hai choot...BC raat yahi sochate-sochate gujar dete hai ki kahi se chodne ko mil jaye .lekin meri demand thi room aur meri raat ye sochate-sochate gujarti thi ki BC ab kiska room jugad kiya jaye taki Aradhna ko chod saku.....khair kahani me aate hai....

Us time jab main Esha ke sath bahar aaya to mujhe ye to pakka yakin tha ki kuchh na kuchh lafda hai isliye main flashback me gaya aur yaad karne laga ki abki baar maine kya kiya ,jo Esha janeman mera pata dhoondhate-dhoondhate mere class tak pahuch gayi.....

"kuchh bakegi bhi ,sorry mera matlab kuchh bolegi bhi ki aise hee silent mode me rahegi....kahi tu mera khoon to nahi karne wali na..."
"man to mera yahi karne ka kar raha hai, lekin problem ye hai ki mere paas chaku nahi hai,warna khoon to kab ka ho chuka hota..."
"oye chaku maar ke bezzati karegi meri, pura ka pura talwar ghusadna...fala koyi izzat hee nahi rakhi...khair,wo sab chhod aur topic me aa, "
"farewell function me anchoring karne ke liye jo-jo interested hai,use Chhatrapal sir ne bulaya hai...." "to maine kab kaha ki main interested hoon...bhad me jaye Chhatrapal aur bhad me ja tu,uuuuuuu.....Tushar  Kapoor  "
"Chhatrapal sir ne kaha hai ki jinhone Golden jubilee me anchoring ki thi ,unme se do group ko select
karna hai...aur kasam se mujhe tum par itna gussa aa raha hai ki bata nahi sakti....isliye ab sari jimmedari tumhari hai , jao aur kuchh bhi karke humari team ka selection karwao....warna..."
"kyun dil pe le rahi hai itna aur anchoring nahi karegi to mar nahi jayegi...isliye tu apni class me ja aur


main apni class me jata hoon...khamkha mera keemati waqt barbaad kar diya..."waha se apni class ki taraf chalte hue maine kaha....
"yadi tumne aisa kiya to main tumse baat nahi karungi..."
"to mat kar , kaunsa tu mujhe daru kharid ke deti hai..."apna co-ordinates zara sa bhi change kiye bina main class ki taraf badhta raha.....
"Arman, i love you..."
"ye kya tha BC ...".dynamic situation se direct static situation me aate hue maine khud se puchha....Esha ke hontho se nikle ye char shabd'Arman ,i love you' mujh par hydrogen bomb ki tarah fate aur mere andar trahi-trahi mach gayi....achanak se mere body me blood circulation itna badh gaya ki pura sharir laal ho gaya aur sath me temperature jo badha wo alag....mujhe aisa lagne laga jaise main dheere-dheere coma me ja raha hoon.mere sochane samajhne ki sari kshamta ek pal me jawab de gayi,kuchh samajh me hee nahi aa raha tha ki kidhar dekhu ,kidhar na dekhu...peechhe mudu ya na mudu...Esha se kuchh bolu ya aise hee murti ki tarah khade hokar uska intezaar karu....halat to ye thi ki lawda apna naam bhi lete hue jeebh ladkhada rahi thi...halat to ye thi ki main beech-beech me saans lena bhi bhool ja raha tha aur jab eka-ek pel ke saans leta to aisi aawaz aati jaise main asthma ka marij hoon aur khushi to puchho mat...dil kar raha tha ki hod ko bahar nikal kar khoob pelu aur usase bolu ki "bol lawde ,aur assignment dene ke liye teachers ko bolega...teri maa ka...."
I,L,O,V,E,Y,O,U alphabet se bane jin shabdo ko sunne ke liye maine chaar saal bita diye the aur jin shabdo ko sunne ki mujhe ab ummid tak nahi thi ,aaj wo shabd mere kaan ke raaste seedhe dil tak pahuch gaye the, jiske karan meri heartbeat itni jyada tez ho gayi ki mujhe lagne laga ki ab mera heart fail ho jayega, ab mara.....lekin jab agle 5 minute tak main zinda raha to maine khud ke system ko wapas on kiya,jo ki Esha ke karan kuchh der pahle shut down ho gaya tha.....
mujhe uswaqt kuchh bhi samajh nahi aa raha tha ki kya bolu,kya puchhu ,kya karu,kya sochu aur aap sabhi sajjan purush aur mahila kah sakte ho ki at last main bhi sharmane laga.....
"mujhe kuchh samajh nahi aa raha ki kya jawab du..."dil se haste-muskurate aur chehre se gambhir hote hue main bola....
"isme kahna kya hai,jo sach hai wo kah do..."
"Sach...."(BC aaj maloom chala ki sach meetha bhi hota hai,warna log to sach ko kadwa bol-bol kar sach ki maa-bahan karte hai...")
"tumhe dekhkar nahi lagta ki tum mujhse pyar karte ho..."ab Esha serious hote hue boli...
"maa kasam ,bahut pyar karta hoon...yakin na ho....amm yakin na ho to......"(koyi dialogue kyun nahi sujh raha  )
"yakin dilane ki jaroorat nahi,mujhe pata hai...."
"ok...ab chal,Chhatrapal ke paas chalte hai...anchoring to hum dono hee karenge,phhir chahe mujhe baki group walo ka khoon hee kyun na karna pade...let's go baby  "
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raaste bhar main Esha ke saamne kuchh bhi ant-shant bakta raha aur hum dono haste-khilkhilate hue Auditorium pahuche,jaha Chhatrapal besabri se humara intezaar nahi kar raha tha
"tum dono..."hume dekhte hee chhatrapal bola... "tu idharich ruk,apun abhich aaya..."
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"good morning sir, "(teri *** ki chut) "good morning"


"sir,maine suna ki farewell me anchoring ke liye aap candidate dhoondh rahe hai..."
"galat suna hai...jinhone golden jubilee me perform kiya tha unme se best four ko maine select kar liya hai...."
"lekin us time to main nahi tha aur best main hoon, yakin na ho to audition karwa lo abhi..." "really ,tumhe lagta hai ki mujhe iski jaroorat hai....mujhe aur bhi bahut se kam hai..."
"kya sir, ek chance to do..."
"sir ji,chance to aapne khud miss kiya tha..."
"phhir bhi ek baar....."aakhiri baar puchhate hue maine kaha...
"ok...abhi audition le lete hai...tum agle 5 minute me apna dimag dauda kar aisi 5 line stage me bolo jise sunkar main andar se hil jaun..."
"5 line ? " "haan..."
"don't worry sir, 5 se kam me hee hila dunga...."bolkar main stage ki taraf badha....
maine mic hath me liya aur upar ki taraf dekhkar yaad karne laga ki ab kya bolu,jisase ki in sabki gand fat jaye...5 minute baad main bola...
"Mark Twain ji ne ek baar kaha tha ki ek insaan ki zindagi me sirf do din sabse jyada mahatvapurn hote hai, pahla din wo jab aap paida hote hai aur dusara din wo jab aap ye jaan jate hai ki aap paida kyun hue aur aaj meri zindagi ka wahi dusara mahatvapurn din hai, maine jaan liya ki main paida kyun hua...main anchoring karne ke liye sirf aur sirf anchoring karne ke liye paida hua hoon...."saaf jhooth bolte hue maine kaha....
waha mauzood sabhi students ko ,waha mauzood Chhatrapal tak ko bhi maloom tha ki main saaf jhooth bol raha hoon ,lekin phhir bhi un sabne taaliya bajayi....kyunki hum sab hamesha achchha sunna chahte hai ,phhir chahe wo sach ho ya jhooth ,iski parvaah kisko hai aur waise bhi english me ek kahawat hai ki 'good mind ,good find' matlab ki jo khud achchha hai ,uske liye sabkuch achchha hai....
"excellent...kal main tumko class me bata dunga ki ,maine kya decide kiya hai...ab tum jao..."Chhatrapal ne kaha


 
Update-213 :

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Overdose kisi bhi chiz ka thik nahi hota aur khushi ka overdose to bilkul bhi nahi , ya phhir Ramchandra Shukla ke shabdo me kahe to ati kisi bhi chiz ki hanikarak hoti hai.
"kya baat hai beta ,aaj itni bhayankar party de raha hai...itna kharcha to tune apne birthday me bhi nahi kiya tha...."Saurabh ne puchha....
"aaj main bahut khush hoon,itna khush ki dil kar raha Arun ko aaj lund chusa hee doon...kabse mere lund ki farmaish kar raha hai...."
"achchha beta to tere paas lund bhi hai...."daru ka glass hath me lekar Arun dagmagate hue khada hua... "ek saal pahle bathroom me jo chusaya tha bhool gaya kya aur tu ja kidhar raha hai..."
"main moot ke aata hoon...."

"to bose dk ,glass le jaane ki kya jaroorat hai, yadi glass foota na to....to...kuchh nahi"achanak se apne tevar badalte hue maine kaha,kyunki Arun glass ko farsh me patakne hee wala tha,main aage bola"to kuchh nahi, are pagle tu pyar hai mera...."

"mujhe dar hai ki yadi main apne hisse ki madira yaha chhod kar gaya to tum log uska pan kar loge...main aata hoon ,do minute me..."
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"tujhe kya lagta hai,wapas aayega ye bathroom se ,ya main iske peechhe jaun..."ghadi me time dekhte hue Saurabh bola..
"tu kyun itni parvaah kar raha hai be gay aur tu itni der se ghadi me kyun dekh raha hai,jabki teri ghadi to ek saal se band hai...."
"wo to main feeling le raha hoon..."
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Aaj humari daru party me hamesha ki tarah Rajshri Pandey bhi shamil hua tha, lekin ek member naya tha.uska naam Umesh tha aur ye wahi ladka tha,jo subah seniors ke mauke-bemauke ragging ki vajah se pareshan hokar hostel chhodne ki baat kar raha tha....
"Arman bhai, ye behan ka lawda kurre apne aapko Newton,Einstein ki aaulad samajhta hai...jab bhi kuchh puchho to bol deta hai ki'aap physics ke khilaf nahi ja sakte aur phhir bhi puchho to bolta hai ki 'ab aap mere khilaf nahi ja sakte...isliye aap class se dafa ho jayiye' BC ne mujhe first year me bahut choda hai...iski maa ka,chalo isko maar ke aate hai..."
"na beta na, aisi galti kabhi na kariyo,...warna Aggregate ke liye tarsa denge ye log aur ab to college bhi autonomous hone wala hai, aisi gand marenge teri ki zindagi bhar pichhwada dard karega..."
"are Aggregate hee to bigad diye BC ne...lab me bhi number kata, Test me bhi choda....upar se MC ka subject bhi pura theory wala tha aur theory dekh kar mujhe to pahle hee cancer ki beemari ho jati hai..." "abey ab to nahi padhata na wo, phhir kahe itni tension le raha hai...do saal to jhel hee liye tune ab do saal aur jhel le...aur jis din hath me certificate aa jaye us din Kurre ka collar pakad kar do tamacha marna aur bolna ki'kyun be lawde ,bahut uchak raha tha first year me...beta mujhe zindagi bhar bahar kisi bhi


desh me,kisi bhi shahar me,kisi bhi gali me mat dikhna warna jaha dikhega wahi chodunga aur aaj ke baad yadi tu physics ke khilaf gaya to teri *** chod dunga'....aisich bolne ka usko final year complete hone ke baad...main to yahi karunga aur waise bhi theory subject kya hai yar...kuchh bhi likho ,kuchh bhi number pao...."
"kaise kuchh bhi likho ,kuchh bhi number pao...maine to Mukesh ji ka 'Mere Mehboob kayamat hogi' wala gana pichhale saal ye sochkar chipkaya tha ki BC Kurre khush ho jayega lekin lawde ne us answer ko to kata hee ,sath me baki answer ko bhi ,jo ki sahi the...unko kaat diya..."
"ab chutiya jaise harqat karoge to aisa hee hoga....theory subject me kya rakha hai, bas jis unit ka question hai uske 4-5 familier words yaad kar lo aur ek-do defination aur phhir jakar likh maro...Pandey jakar bathroom me dekh to Arun kaha gaya..."
Pandey ji uthe aur bina ek pal ganwaye bathroom ki taraf chal diye aur idhar maine pravachan jaari rakha..
"ab itni mehnat kaun kare Arman bhai..."
"waah beta,ye to wahi baat ho gayi ki'swarg to sabhi chahte hai,lekin marna koyi nahi chahta',jhat ke baal kuchh na likhne se achchha kuchh likhna hee sahi hai aur jab kuchh likh hee rahe ho to kuchh achchha hee likh do..."
"thik hai phhir,kal wala test bhi maha-theory subject ka hai,usi par try karta hoon...lekin aapko lagta hai ki ye kaam karega..."
"saat semester tujhe kya lagta hai maine padhkar pass kiye hai ,sab aise hee langar me nikal gaye..don't worry ye kaam karega,bahut badhiya karega....dekho beta, aisa hai ki teacher tumko number dena chahta hai,ye maankar chalo.. lekin badle me teacher ko tum khali copy dete ho ya badhiya writing se likhi hui copy,ye tumpar depend karta hai...chal ab pair chhu mere ,sale free ki tips le raha "bolkar maine ek peg aur mara....
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"jyada gyan mat chod aur chal us lawde Mahant ko markar aate hai, sale ne bathroom me dhakka de diya mujhe..."room ke andar Pandey ji ke kandhe ke sahare aate hue Arun bola...
"Mahant  ye to wahi hai,jiski main subah baat kar raha tha..."Arun ke muh se Mahant ka naam sunte hee Umesh fatak se bola...
"ye BC hai kaun,jo itna udd raha hai...iski maa ka, chalo be, isko thik karke aate hai....Pandey tu Arun ko lekar peechhe-peechhe aa ,main aur Saurabh hero ki tarah aage jayenge...mera goggle nikalo be..." Rajshri Pandey ne Arun ko sambhala aur Saurabh ne teen hockey stick, jo ki humne dusaro ke room se churaya tha...use bahar nikala...
"teen kisliye...Pandey ko mat dena...warna maine senior ko junior ke hatho pelwa diya...ye sochkar hostel ke ladke mere khilaf ho sakte hai..."
"extra hockey stick Pandey ji ke liye nahi balki ,Umesh ke liye hai...Umesh towel lapet le muh me aur waha ragging ki baat bilkul mat karna...kuchh bolna nahi sirf marna..."
Umesh ne haan me apna sar hilaya aur humlog Mahant ke room me pahuche...uske room ka darwaja khula hua tha aur light band karke wo sab kharrate bhar rahe the....maine light on ki aur Mahant ka bed kaun sa hai uski probability lagakar chadar taan ke so rahe ek ladke ke pair me hocky stick se mara aur bola...
"BCO ,maa-baap ne yaha padhayi karne bheja hai ya sone ke liye... tu yaha so raha hai,
waha tera baap ro raha hai...uth "


"kaun hai be MC,..."dard aur gusse ke bhayankar combo ke sath chadar taankar so raha wo ladka utha...lekin wo ladka Mahant nahi tha,balki uska room partner aur Aradhna ka door ka bhai Kaliya tha.... "sorry yar, pata nahi mera andaza kaise galat ho gaya...Probability to mere se jyada achchhi pure college me kisi se nahi banti thi...koyi baat nahi sorry..."
"ye kya chutiyapa laga rakha hai BC..."apne jangh sahlate hue ,kaliya mujhepar cheekha...
"aankh dikhata hai madarjaat..."dusara war maine uske chhati me kiya aur Kaliya wahi flat ho gaya...tab tak uske room ke baki ke do ladke bhi jaag chuke the...jisme se ek Mahant tha aur dusara pata nahi kaun chutiya tha....
"Saurabh ,is kallu ko check kar ki zinda hai ya mar gaya...." "zinda hai aur ro raha hai..."
"koyi baat nahi...wapas mission me aao..."bolkar main Mahant ke paas gaya.."kya hai bhai...bahut hawa me udd raha aajkal,zameen me laun kya...."
"baat kya kar raha hai,maar bahinchod ko..."kahte hue Saurabh ne Mahant ke seene me ek laat jama diya...
Mahant abhi uthkar baitha hee tha aur Saurabh ke yun laat marne se BC bed ke dusari ore ulat gaya....iske baad main koyi dialogue soch raha tha ki towel lapete Umesh peechhe se saamne aaya aur bed ke dusari taraf ,jaha Mahant gira pada tha...uspar danadan hocky stick barsane laga...lawda hume to marne ka mauka hee nahi mila....
"us lawde ko rok, warna kahi Mahant upar ki ticket na kata le..."Saurabh ko dekhkar main chillaya. Saurabh ne Umesh ko Mahant se door kiya aur room ke bahar jaane ke liye kaha...
"kyun be,ab bol Arun ko dhakka kyun diya tha...jyada dam aa gaya hai ya bhool gaya hai ki main kaun hoon..."
Zameen par pada Mahant meri taraf dekhkar lambi-lambi saanse bhar raha tha lekin kuchh bol nahi pa raha tha....
"kya hua be, marne wala hai kya..."
"kaha dhakka diya maine..."khaste hue Mahant thodi der baad bola"aaj subah se beemar hoon, din bhar se room se nikla bhi nahi hoon..."
"haaaiiinnn....Phhir Arun ko dhakka kisne diya..."
"ek minute...."ladkhadati jubaan me peechhe se Arun bola"mujhe lagta hai mujhe Mahant ne dhakka nahi diya tha...wo koyi dusara ladka tha shayad,lekin yaad nahi kaun tha...."
"abey akhand chutiye...to phhir faltu me kyun pelwa diya isko...ab chalo lawda yaha se....Saurabh tu mere sath chal aur tu , Pandey Arun ko girakar Mahant ko bistar par wapas lita de.., good night guys,sweet dream...halanki wo sweet dream ab tumhe aane nahi wali..."
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Mahant ke room se nikalkar main wapas room me aaya, ek to waise hee daru ka kuchh khas nasha nahi tha upar se jo tha,wo Arun ke is chutiyape ne bhaga diya tha aur tab mujhe yaad aaya ki Esha mujhse pat chuki hai aur mujhe ab ek fadu lover banna hai...lekin kaise ye mujhe nahi pata tha...bole to main is mamle me bilkul virgin tha....waise maine bahut suna tha ki lover boy kya-kya karte hai...jaise ki subah,dopahar,shaam,raat ko good morning, good afternoon, good evening, good night bolna...din bhar mobile par chipke rahna aur janu-janu kahkar ek-dusare ko maha-bore karna aur jab phhir bhi dil na bhare to mobile ko kiss karna....ab ye sab to mujhse hone se raha ,isliye maine Google Maharaj ki help lene ka socha aur mobile ka browser kholkar Google maharaj ke darbaar me gaya aur type kiya'How to be A Good Lover '

[Samrock19797]

Update-214 :

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Ladkiya se mera connection hamesha se hee weak raha tha.college life me apne ghamand ke karan to College life me apni harkat ke karan...college life me mujhe jo aakhiri ladki yaad aati hai ,wo ek aisi ladki thi ,jisne mujhe apna number tak de diya tha...hua ye tha ki 12th ke exam ke dauran jis class me mera roll number tha uske right side wale column me mere thik bagal me kisi dusare college ki ladki baithi thi. uske college ka name to mujhe yaad nahi lekin wo ladki aur uske blue color ki dress yaad hai...Exam ke pahle din jab Paper diya gaya to maine bina idhar-udhar dekhe jab tak pure question ke answer copy me utar nahi diye,tab tak meri aankhe sirf do chizo par padi, pahli chiz thi mera question paper aur dusari chiz thi meri answer sheet aur waise bhi jise pure question ke answer pata ho ,use agal-bagal jhakne ki kya jaroorat....dhayi ghante ke baad ,jab maine apna paper solve kar liya to apni akad chuki gardan ko gol-gol ghumaya aur tab Question Paper aur Answer Sheet ke aalawa jis teesari chiz par meri nazar padi
,wo, wo ladki thi...uska naam  pata nahi apna naam kya bataya tha usne ,khair koyi baat nahi.....
wo ladki teacher se nazare churakar apne saamne baithe ladke se baar-baar objectives ke answer puchh rahi thi,lekin uske college ka wo ladka tha ki peechhe palatne ka naam hee nahi le raha tha....
"first objective ka answer C hai kya..."us ladki ne ek aur baar us ladke se puchha....lekin natiza pahle ke maafiq hee negative raha...tab maine ghadi me time dekha aur socha ki ispar raham kar dete hai...aur maine dabi hui aawaz me usko ishara karke pahle objective ka answer bataya....
"pahle ka answer A hai, 15 KN "
"15 KN to ho hee nahi sakta..."usne meri taraf dekhte hue turant kaha...


"teri *** ki chut...gand mara BC...lawda yaha mujhe page no. tak yaad hai ki kis page ka ye question hai aur ye mujhe hee chodna seekha rahi hai..."use dekhkar maine man me kaha....
uske baad main apne answers recheck karne laga ki kahi koyi chutiyapa to nahi kar diya hai ki tabhich us ladki ne khis-Pish karte hue mujhse dusare objective ka answer ishara karke puchha aur maine fatak se bench ke neeche ungaliyo se usko answer bata diya...iske baad usko answer batane ka jo silsila maine chalu kiya ,wo pure aadhe ghante tak chalta raha...maine kayi question ke answers apni copy kholkar us laundiya ko tapaye...isliye nahi ki main bahut dayawan tha ,ya phhir mujhe us ladki ki choot chahiye thi...balki isliye ki mera paper solve ho chuka tha aur teacher adhik se adhik meri copy cheenkar mujhe bahar hee bhaga sakta tha...
uske baad jab dusara paper aaya ,tab us ladki ne mujhe shuruat me hee smile di aur tabhich maine bedhadak,bejhijhak bola ki jabtak apun sare question ke answer nahi likh leta ,tab tak apun ko disturb nahi karne ka....uske baad yadi time bacha to apun khud hee tere ko answer bata dega....
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iske baad us ladki se jitna ban saka usne likha aur phhir jab tak maine pura nahi likh liya ,tab tak wo meri taraf hee dekhti rahi...wo aisa har exam me karti thi aur kabhi-kabhi to wo do ghante meri taraf dekhte rahti thi...lekin khuda gavaah hai ki maine jab tak 30 question ke answer apni copy me chhap nahi diye tab tak uski taraf dekha tak nahi aur last ke aadhe-ek ghante me usko pelam pel answer batata tha....
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Humari kismat achchhi thi ki aaj tak hume nakal marte hue koyi teacher nahi dhar paya ya phhir kahe ki mere trick ko teacher samajh hee nahi pate the..
Jis din humara aakhiri Paper tha ,us din bhi maine us ladki ko pel ke answer bataye aur jab copy submit karke jaane laga to maine ek baar bhi uski taraf nahi dekha...jabki wo ek jhakkas maal thi.un dino mere kuchh siddhant hua karte the ki apne knowledge ka kabhi fayda nahi uthana chahiye,lekin aaj mujhe wo sab kuchh mahaj ek chutiyapa lagta hai aur main khud ko aaj bhi kosta hoon ki ,jab bahar wo ladki mere paas daudte hue aayi aur ek kagaj par mujhe apna number likhkar diya to maine us kagaj ko usi ke aankho ke saamne faad kyun diya...mujhe wo kagaj chup-chap apni jeb me rakh lena chahiye tha...lekin maine aisa bilkul bhi nahi kiya aur uske number likhe kagaj ke tukde-tukde karke wahi sadak ke kinare fek diya ye bolte hue ki"Jao,tum bhi kya yaad rakhogi  "
usko kitna bura laga hoga us time, fali mujhpar marti thi
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college ke dino me to main apne ghamand ke karan ladkiyo se door raha lekin college me apni harkato ke karan....mujhe maloom tha ki roj subah 5-6 baje ke karib hostel ki ladkiya shorts vagerah pahan kar basketball ki practice me jati hai aur yadi main bhi roj subah uthkar basketball court me jaun to ek-do to jaroor mujhpar flat hogi...maine aise karne ka socha bhi tha yaha tak ki 6 baje ka alarm tak apne mobile me set kar diya tha...lekin jab dusare din subah 6 baje alarm baja to maine mobile pakda aur switch off karke wapas so gaya....
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Mujhe jab bhi help chahiye tha ,phhir chahe wo zameen se lekar aasman tak koyi bhi topic ho, Google Maharaj ne meri hamesha sahayata ki thi, lekin mere us ek line 'How to be A Good Lover' ne Google maharaj aur mere beech ke rishto me khatash paida kar di...kyunki Google Maharaj bhi mujhe wahi sab kuchh karne ko kah rahe the ,jo mujhe pata tha aur mujhe zara sa bhi raas nahi aata tha...yani ki good morning, good night wishes se pahle shuruat karo, phhir gift wagerah do aur phhir date par le jao....ab BC apni good morning to College ke pahle period me hoti hai aur good night ,tab hoti hai...jab sabke good morning ka time hota hai...isliye Google Maharaj ke wishes wale advice ko maine darkinar kiya aur


gift ke baare me sochane laga......
"nahi...aise me to main daru nahi pee paunga...ab main ya to gift me paise barbaad karu ya phhir daru me....gand mara gift-vift,main to daru "is tarah Google maharaj ki dusari  advice  bhi  maine upar se nikal di aur teesari advice par aaya ,jo ki date thi aur phhir college friends ke sath kahi ghumane jane ki baat thi....
"Google baba sathiya gaye hai, jo ye sab bakwas ideas de rahe hai...lawda koyi engineer wala idea mangta apun ko..."
Phhir maine socha ki mera sawal hee galat tha ,isliye maine apne pahle sawal ko edit kiya aur dobara type kiya"How to do Love" lekin abki baar result pahle baar se bhi badtar raha....kyunki mere'How to do Love" question ke jawab me Google meharaj ne mere saamne chudai ke kayi steps rakh diye the..... "finally Google Maharah also have limit..."mobile door fek kar main bola aur ghadi me time dekha to chautha pahar shuru ho chuka tha aur ant me thak harkar maine decide kiya ki koyi andu-gandu harkat nahi karni hai Esha ke saamne bas....
jis din Esha ne mujhe i love you kaha tha, uske baad kayi din tak wo college nahi aayi...wo na to mere kisi messege ka jawab deti thi aur na hee mere kisi call ka...main Esha ke baare me jaha se jitna maloom kar sakta tha , sab maloom kiya...lekin Esha college kyun nahi aa rahi,iski jaankari mujhe kahi se bhi naseeb nahi hui...main har din college jate waqt Parking me Esha ki car ko talashta lekin uski car un dino parking me nahi rahti thi,uske baad main Avadhesh ko call karta aur usase puchhta ki' Esha aaj aayi hai kya' aur wo har baar yahi kahta ki'nahi yar, wo to nahi aayi...lekin Divya aayi hai'
Esha pure ek hafte college se gayab thi aur uska koyi ata-pata nahi tha...uske baare me sirf ek hee aisi ladki thi ,jo mujhe kuchh bata sakti thi aur wo thi'Divya'....lekin usase Esha ke baare me puchhna matlab apne gardan par khud hee chhuri rakhne ke barabar tha, isliye maine Divya se kuchh nahi puchha aur phhir ek din jab main College ki taraf aa raha tha to mujhe Parking me Esha apni car se nikalte hue dikhayi di....
"Esha...."khushi se main apna ek hath hawa me lahrakar chillaya lekin Esha ne mujhe full to ignore markar mere saamne se gate ke andar chali gayi...wo to bhala ho ki main akele tha...warna Arun
,Saurabh hote to khamkha bezzati ho jati


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Update-215 :

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Esha ke aise bartaav se mujhe gussa to bahut aaya lekin phhir socha ki shayad uska mood kharab ho...isliye maine khudpar kabu kiya aur college ke andar ghusa...college ke andar ghuste hee mujhe ladkiyo ka ek group apni taraf aata hua dikha, jo khi-khi karte hue mere saamne se paar ho gayi... "koyi izzat hee nahi hai yar ,yaha to "jab us group ki ek ladki ne bhi mujhe nahi dekha to maine khud
se kaha aur jis gusse ko maine kuchh der pahle kabu me kiya tha, wo ufaan maarkar bahar aa gaya...jiska asar ye hua ki main peechhe muda aur khi-khi karti hui un ladkiyo ke saamne jakar khada ho gaya.....
"ye kya khi-khi karte hue chali ja rahi ho tum sab. College me ho ya kisi garden me ghoom rahi ho aur ye kya , main samne se nikla to mujhe 'good morning sir' bolna chahiye na..manners nahi hai kya...chalo sab line me lago...abhi batata hoon tum sabko aur ek baat, man me koyi mujhe gali nahi dega,jaisa ki ye hare salwar-kameej wali de rahi hai....tum sabko shayad pata nahi ,lekin mere paas kuchh adhbhut shaktiya hai,jisase main samne wala man me kya soch raha hai,wo maloom kar leta hoon....The Great Magician Arman ka name suna hai na...wo main hee hoon...ab chup-chap,bina aawaz kiya seedhe nikal lo ,chalne ki aawaz tak nahi aani chahiye..warna main apne jadu se tum sabko murgi me badal dunga aur haan agli baar se yadi main kahi bhi dikhu, yadi meri parchhayi bhi dikhe even mera photo bhi dikhe to hath jodkar pranam karna....ab chalo,foot lo idhar se,iske pahle ki mahan jadugar Arman,apna jadu dikhaye...hurrrr..."
Iske baad wo ladkiya waha se aise apna chehra girakar gayi,jaise unke semester exam ka result aa gaya hai aur sabka all back ho.....
un ladkiyo ko jhadne ke baad mera mood kuchh thik hua aur main apni class ki taraf wapas badha....lekin saamne se mujhe Yashwant aata hua dikh gaya jisase mera gussa wapas ufaan marne laga.....
Yashwant apne hath me koyi form pakde hue akele meri taraf aa raha tha aur uski nazar puri tarah se uske form me hee thi....
"sun be Chuswant..."use rok kar main bola"chal jaldi se wish kar..." Jawab me Yashwant mujhe sirf ghoorta raha .
"ghurta kya hai be,kha jayega kya aur ye tere hath me kya hai..."uske hath se form cheenkar main form dekhne laga....
Yashwant se maine jo form cheena tha wo back exam ka form tha aur isi ke sath Yashwant ne mujhe uski bezzati karne ka mauka de diya jise bhala main kaise hath se jaane deta aur to aur jab mujhe ye bhi


maloom ho ki wo mujhe sirf ghurne ke aalawa kuchh nahi kar sakta.....
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"Back ke form bharne ja raha hai..."apna pet pakadkar jabarjasti haste hue maine kaha"kya fayda be fail to tu phhir se hee hoga, phhir kyun maa-baap ke paise barbaad kar raha hai aur beta, College ke bahar apna chutiyapa band kiya ya nahi...mujhse to beta tu bach ke rahiyo,warna apne college ke mashahoor khooni ground ke darshan karaunga...ab chal nikal yaha se..."bolte hue maine Yashwant ka form uske muh me fek ke mara aur Class ki taraf prasthan kiya.....
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Machine-Design ke subject me ek shabd aata hai 'Tearing' ,jiske karan koyi bhi design element waha se bahut jaldi fail hota hai,jaha par tearing mauzood hoti hai....example ke taur par ek paper ek hath me thamo aur dusare hath me pen ko dhar lo ,phhir us Paper ko choot samajhkar Pen ko uske andar aise ghusao,jaise choot me lund ghusta hai aur tearing ke karan Paper ka wo portion kamjor ho jata hai...aisa hee kuchh main apne sath un dino kar raha tha...main har taraf se har angle se khud ke liye tearing ka nirman kar raha tha....Un dino main khud ko college ka superior samajhne laga tha aur sochne laga tha ki main jab chahu,jise chahu chod sakta hoon,phhir chahe wo chudai mere shabdo se ho ya phhir mere hath se ya phhir mere lund se....
un dino main hawa me udd raha tha ,lekin shayad main bhool gaya tha ki jo chiz upar jati hai ,wo gravity ke karan neeche bhi aati hai.ye maine Physics me padha tha aur Koyi bhi Physics ke khilaf nahi ja sakta.....phhir chahe wo main hee kyun na ho, yani ki mujhe ek din zameen par aana hee tha.
Jis din maine Mahant ko thoka tha, uske agle din hostel me bahut hungama hua...Mahant mere jitna to famous nahi tha, lekin itna famous zaroor tha ki hostel ke ladke uske liye mere khilaf chale jaye...kuchh ladke mere khilaf khade bhi ho gaye lekin Sidar bhai ke karibi hone ke karan mere support me itne jyada ladke khade ho gaye ki ,Mahant,Kaliya aur unke dost jhat barabar lagne lage aur maine unhe aise hee ignore kar diya ki...ye 20-30 launde mera kya ukhad lenge.....
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"dil nahi lag raha yar class me ,kuch time pass karna..."chalti hui class ke beech me jab FM ke formulas hum par attack kar rahe the to Arun ne meri copy me likha"koyi latest joke suna na..."
"main farewell me anchoring karunga...."maine Arun ki copy me likha... "not bad...not bad...aur suna..."
"Esha mujhse pat gayi hai..." "aur suna..."
"usne khud mujhe ek hafte pahle propose kiya tha..."
"ye to bahut hee badhiya joke hai...ja hostel jaakar mere pant se chillar paise nikal kar beedi peene ke liye rakh lena...aish kar,tu bhi kya yaad rakhega ki kis daulatmand aadmi se pala pada tha...."
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Lunch ke time, canteen me hum log baithkar table tod rahe the ki launde achanak kisi card game ki baat karne lage aur aapas me ek dusare se ladne lage....mera mood kuchh down tha isliye maine unki ladayi me interfere nahi kiya aur man me socha ki"ladne-marne do ,salo ko...ek-do tapak jayenge tab beech me bolunga..."
Lekin ek-do ke marne se pahle hee mujhe unki beech ki ladayi me kudna pada, jiska reason ye tha ki wo sale jaanwaro ki tarah ek-dusare par chillane lage the.....
"sabko maloom hai ki tum log insaan nahi jaanwar ho,lekin phhir bhi thodi shanti banaye rakho...." "lawda tu hee bata Arman ki, Texas hold'em game kaise khelte hai..."Sulabh ne jor se sabke saamne kaha...


ab to BC izzat par ban gayi ,kyunki ab Canteen me mauzood lagbhag har ladka-ladki mere taraf dekhne lage the....
"abey ye...ye to wahi game hai, jo Casino Royale me james bond ne khela tha...bahut hee easy hai, room me patte lekar aana, do minute me sikha dunga...."
"tujhe aata hai wo "Arun ne puchha...
"beta,samajh ke kya rakha hai....Las Vegas me paida hua hoon main aur jab tu doodh ki botal muh se lagata tha na tab main ek hath me patte aur muh me beedi dabaye Las Vegas ke casinos par raaz kiya karta tha....jiske baad waha ke log mujhse itne jyada prabhavit hue ki mujhe noble prize dene lage the...wo to mera mood nahi tha noble prize lene ka ,isliye apun ne mana kar diya...."
"chalo be, chalo yaha se...warna kuchh der aur yaha ruke to ye phhir bolega ki Gravity ki khoj isi ne kiya tha...."Arun ne sabko uthaya aur waha se chalta bana....
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Arun aur baki sabke jaane ke baad main kuchh der tak waise hee table par chup-chap baitha raha ki Kahi ye log wapas na aa jaye aur jab mujhe confirm ho gaya ki wo log ab is janam me wapas nahi aane wale to maine canteen wale ki taraf hath dikhakar kaha...
"char samose bhejwa de idhar..."
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"Hi, how are you..."samose aur mere beech ke strong bond ko todte hue ek awaaz mere kaan me gunji aur maine ekdum se upar dekha....
"Esha....kya lene aayi hai, bahar to bahut bhav kha rahi thi...mujhe dekha tak nahi..." "kab...kaha aur kaise...."
"ab jyada mat ban..."
"ek minute,mujhe yaad karne do..."bolte hue Esha apne dimag me jor dalne lagi....
aur uski is harkat se main khud hairan rah gaya ki 'kya sach me isne mujhe nahi dekha tha ,ya phhir mere saamne natak kar rahi hai....'
"mujhe to kuchh bhi yaad nahi,Arman..."
"ruk...samosa kha loon,phhir tujhe flashback me le chalta hoon...tujhe pata nahi hoga,par main ek Engineer hone ke sath-sath ek psychiatrist bhi hoon....."
"haan,yaad aa gaya...aaj subah tum mujhe college ke bahar dikhe the...us waqt mera mood kharab tha aur main kisi se baat nahi karna chahti thi..."
"to phhir ,is waqt mera mood kharab hai aur main kisi se baat nahi karna chahta."(L.H.S.=R.H.S. -Hence Proved)
"common Arman, I love you...."
"hey bhagwan,kyun hoon main itna dayalu....kyun..."upar Canteen ki chhat par bhagwan ko dhoondhate hue main Esha se bola"ja maaf kiya, lekin agli baar se mujhe kabhi aise ignore mat karna...kyunki ye harkat seedhe mere dil me lagti hai, waise ye bata itne dino se tu kidhar meow-meow kar rahi thi..." "wo sab chhodo, i have a good news for you....Gautam died..."khushi se Esha boli.
Ye sunte hee jaise mere sharir se meri nikal gayi aur main ek bejaan sa prani hoon....mujhe aisa laga,kyunki main jis position me pahle tha usi me kisi statue ki tarah baitha bina palak jhapkaye Esha ki taraf dekhe ja raha tha....
"dil pe mat lo, i was just kidding..."
"ye joke tha kya  ,kuchh to lihaj kiya kar.aise joke to main bhi nahi marta...."


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Update-216 :

"okay..."achanak se serious hote hue Esha peechhe mudi aur do cold drink ka order diya....
"do cold drink kaun piyega..."Esha ke order dene ke turant baad hee main bola....
"ek mere liye aur ek mere bhoot ke liye....are kuchh to dimag lagaya karo,jab do cold drink order kiye hai to ek tumhare liye hoga aur ek mere liye hee hoga na...tum na,mujhse aise silly question mat puchha karo...."
"main cold drink nahi peeta, cold drink peene se sehat kharab hoti hai.tu bhi mat piya kar..."
"achchha to phhir itane sare log jo yaha baithkar cold drink pee rahe hai ,wo bewkoof hai kya..."mujhpar aankh gadate hue Esha ne puchha...
"ye sab hai hee bewkoof...inme se tu kisi ek ko bhi ,jo meri tarah hoshiyar ho...bata de...."main kaha peechhe hatne walo me se tha ,maine bhi aankh gadate hue kaha...
"so toh hai...tumhare jaisa inme koyi hai...."
"are gajab,pahli baar mere siwa kisi dusare ne meri tareef ki hai  isliye tujhe ek advice de raha hoon...tu na ye cold-drink..vold-drink mat piya kar....daru piya kar...health ekdum solid bani rahti hai...ab mujhe hee dekh le"apne biceps ki taraf ishara karte hue maine kaha"tu kahe to jugad karu...ho jaye do- do peg..."
"kar do jugad..."


"sach bol,jaise phhir chakhne ka jugad karu  " "main kabhi jhooth nahi bolti..."
"mere sath rahne ka asar tujhpar hone laga hai....aur bata kaha thi itne din..."
mere ye puchhane tak canteen wale ne straw dalkar do cold drink ki bottle table par rakh diya tha aur dono bottle me ek-ek straw dekhkar shuru me mera dil kiya ki hum dono thoda romantic bante hue ek hee cold drink ki bottle me straw daalkar peete hai...lekin phhir mujhe ye maha-boring laga aur maine ye khayal apne dil se nikal diya.....
"wo ek relative ke yaha shadi thi to wahi gayi thi aur unfortunately mera mobile ghar me hee chhut gaya tha...isliye tumhare kisi bhi call ya messege ka reply nahi kar payi...."
"to aane ke baad reply kar deti,main kaun sa tere sar par bandook taane khada tha...."(jab mobile ghar par chhut gaya tha to 9-10 din tak kaise on rah sakta hai...jhoothi )
"you know, ye sab mujhe bahut boring lagta hai ki kahi bhi jao to batakar jao aur phhir jab wapas aa jao
,tab bhi batao....i...i hate this..."
"tu to sach much mere type ki hote ja rahi hai...."
"main janti hoon ki tum is waqt kya soch rahe hoge....kaho to batao.aaj kal mera sixth sense bhi kaam karne laga hai..."
"achchha....tu to jhatke pe jhatke diye ja rahi hai..chal bata..."
"tum ye soch rahe ho ki main tumse sach me pyar karti hoon ya nahi...."cold drink peena band karke mujhe phhir se ghoorte hue Esha boli....
"haan...mera matlab naa...matlab haan.....ek minute,mujhe pahle sochane do ki kuchh der pahle main kya soch raha tha....."thode der chuppi dharan karne ke baad maine kaha"ekdum correct hai, main yahich soch rela tha...tera sixth sense to ekdum fadu kaam karta hai beedu..."
"matlab tumhe shaq hai mujhpar..."
"halka-halka....matlab ekdum thoda sa shaq hai, negligible ke barabar..."
"i love you so much, Arman...."meri aankho me aankhe dalte hue Esha boli.... " "mere gaal laal ho gaye aur jubaan band ho gayi...
waise to main koyi sharmila launda nahi tha ,lekin Esha ke mamle me maloom nahi duniya ke kis kone se
sharamila pan mere andar ghus jata tha...matlab aise situation me meri sari akad,mera sara josh dhara ka dhara rah jata tha.ab isi situation ko le lo...mera bahut dil kar raha tha ki Esha ko smooch kar lu ya phhir complementry me ek chummi ke liye use kahu...lekin meri himmat hee nahi hui ye sab kahne ki....lawda ,us waqt main itna ghabra raha tha jitna ki main tab na ghabrau jab main by chance Earth ki Orbit se neeche giru....
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Esha aur mere beech me sab kuchh badhiya hee chal raha tha,lekin phhir bhi hum dono ek aam couple ki tarah nahi the....hum dono ek-dusare se sirf college me milte aur phhir achanak hee kisi topic par bahas karne lagte....jeetata to har baar main hee tha,lekin kabhi-kabhar main jaan-buchkar haar bhi jata tha aur mujhe harane ke baad Esha khushi se aise uchhalti jaise Olympic me 10-12 gold medal jeet liye ho....Esha se na to maine kabhi bahar chalne ke liye puchha aur na hee kabhi usne mujhe kaha...ye kaam hum dono ko hee boring lagta tha.Humare college se kuch kilometer ki doori par ek dhansu park tha,waise park to normal hee tha,lekin waha ka mahol dhansu rahta tha...dhansu mahol matlab waha jab bhi jao do darjan premi jode lip-lock...choot,doodh,gand dabate hue dikh hee jate the aur tazzub ki baat ye hai ki inhe aaj tak kisi ne roka bhi nahi tha aur upar se Park walo ne do-teen guard waha unki harkat me koyi rukawat na dale ,isliye laga rakhe the....matlab ki koyi aapko aakar kahe ki"tu befikar


hokar sarvajanik roop se isko chod,doodh daba...gand masal daal iski...main dekhta hoon tujhe kaun disturb karta hai...."
Yahi sab vajah thi ki mera Esha ke sath kahi jaane ka mood nahi hota tha aur Esha ko kuchh kilometer door kisi park me le jaana to door ki baat main kabhi uske sath college ke garden tak me nahi baitha aur waise bhi kisi pahuche hue vyangakar ne kaha hai ki "Pyar darshan ka vishay hai pradarshan ka
nahi" upar se jaha Divya jaisi chugalkhor laundiya ho,waha thoda dab kar hee rahna padta hai...
Esha mere college life ka eklauta aisa subject tha ,jiske baare me maine jyada future plan nahi banaye...Esha ke mujhe propose karne ke baad hee mujhe ye hawa to lag chuki thi, iska ant itna saral to nahi hoga.lekin phhir maine Esha ke mamle ko kismat par chhod diya ki jo hoga baad me dekha jayega aur abhi jaisa chal raha hai use waisa hee chalne diya jaye.....
mere us 8th Semester me sabse bhayanak pahlu jo tha wo na to Esha thi aur na hee Yashwant-Mahant ka gupt roop se sath-gath ..8th Semester ka sabse bhayanak pahlu wo tha ,jise main shuruat se hee baye hath ka khel samajh raha tha yani ki Aradhna.........

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Chapter-55:Break-up & Farewell
Update-217 :

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"  Arman sun na be...ek kaam tha tujhse...."
"chal hat time nahi hai mere paas.teri maal Aradhna se milne ja raha hoon..."Arun ki parvaah kiye bina main jis speed se seedhiya utar raha tha ,usi speed se seedhiya utar kar hostel ke main gate ki taraf


badha....
"abey ruk..."meri taraf daudate hue Arun ne mujhe aawaz di...
Waise to mujhe ek dost hone ke naate ruk jana chahiye tha,lekin pata nahi mera kya mood hua jo main achanak se daudne laga aur mere peechhe Arun bhi daudane laga.....
"aaja lawde, gand me dam hai to chhu ke dikha...."aage-aage bhagte hue maine kaha.... "tu beta ,ruk ja...nahi to jaha pakdunga na wahi lund thamaunga...." "aaja....phhir..."bolkar main aur teji se bhagne laga.....
Us din maine Arun ko bahut daudaya...kabhi hostel ke saamne wali road par to kabhi hostel ke peechhe wali road par aur phhir jhadiyo ke beech ghuskar college ke peechhe wale gate ki taraf main bhaga....jaha se first year ke launde ragging se bachne ke liye college jate the...College ke us peechhe wale gate ke paas pahuchkar main ruka aur ek jagah jaha aksar Vibha khadi hokar first year ke ladko ki gand laal karti thi,main waha dekhne laga aur mujhe wo scene yaad aaya,jab maine Vibha ki yaha par ghor bezzati ki thi. Us time lawda kisko pata tha ki ek seedha-sadha padhne wala launda itna kuchh kar sakta hai....thik usi tarah jaise aaj mujhe yakin nahi hota ki ,ek jamane me main bhi sharif hua karta tha....ye wahi jagah thi ,jaha maine Vibha ko apna sperm, bernoulli ke eqution me ghot kar pilaya tha.main pakka yakin ke sath kah sakta hoon ki yadi us waqt Varun aur uske chutiye dosto ko ye maloom hota ki meri ragging baad main unki maa-bahan ek kar dunga to kasam se wo mujhe kabhi chhedate hee nahi....us waqt na jaane kyun main waha khada hokar ateet ke panno ko ulat raha tha aur usi waqt mere andar ek khayal aaya ki yadi meri ragging na hui hoti aur main in sab maar-peet me involve na hua hota to meri life kaise hoti....
"well...jaha tak mera andaza jata hai..."khud hee se baat karte hue maine kaha"uske hisab se main jitna aaj highlight hoon ,uska shayad 1 % bhi nahi rahta...mujhe sirf mere class ke log jante aur deepika mam ke sath meri chudai to door ki baat main use chhu tak nahi pata....aur to aur BC main har semester me top marta  ...BC maloom hee nahi chala ki college ke din kaise guzar gaye...."
"abhi main tere muh me lund dalunga na to tujhe sab maloom chal jayega ki ye din kaise beet gaye...."jhadiyo ke peechhe se hafte hue Arun mere saamne aaya aur bola"gand fat gayi be....hooo...haaaa..."
"ek....do...."
"nahi...ab jaan nahi bachi hai,bhai...ab mat daudna...please..."
"teen,...."bolkar main phhir se waha se bhag nikla aur bhagte-bhagte College ke ground ki taraf bhaga(play ground...na ki khooni ground ).ground ki taraf bhagte hue maine socha ki ab Arun mere peechhe nahi aayega...lekin pata nahi lawde ko mujhse kya jaroori kaam tha jo mere peechhe kachhue ki chaal me daudte hue aane laga....
"kya kaaaaam haiiii be...."aakhir kar main ruka aur Arun ko aawaz di....
"tu bose dk...aaj hostel mat aana...warna jaise us din Mahant ko bhara tha, aaj tujhe bharunga...."Arun mujhse thodi door me ruka aur warning dekar jane laga...
"oye chutiye ruk...wo kaam to bata ja..jiske liye itna daudaya mujhe..."
"bose dk, tune mujhe itna daudaya ki main bhool hee gaya...aaj ke baad yadi tu mere saamne bhi aaya na beta, to tu mar gaya samajh....sale saans lete nahi ban raha hai,lagta hai ki kaleja muh se bahar nikal jayega....."
"yahi to pyar hai pagle..."
"laad pyar hai ye...ye gay-yapa hai tera...fale lund-lover...."bolkar Arun waha se chala gaya....
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Arun ke waha se jaane ke baad maine ground ke charo taraf nazar dali to paya ki kafi log ,ground me


mauzood the....phhir maine basketball court ke taraf nazare ghumayi ,waha bhi male-female ka solid combination basketball ki practice me laga hua tha.....
"jata hoon,thoda rola jamakar aata hoon..."basketball court ki taraf dekhkar maine socha....
"nahi, pahle jis kaam ke liye nikla hoon...wo kaam kar ke wapas aata hoon....Aradhna darling apni choot khuli rakhna....i'm coming/cuming "
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Ground se nikal kar main hostel ko highway se connect karne wali sadak par aaya aur girls hostel ke paas pahuchkar ruk gaya....
"abhi to 6:30 baje hai, 7 baje tak ladkiyo ko bahar rahne ki permission hoti hai..." maine mobile nikala aur turant hee Aradhna ko call karke bahar aane ke liye kaha....
Aradhna ko ab apni girl friend bolne me mujhe kuchh khas achchha nahi lagta tha .ek to wo average ladki thi,upar se main usko kayi baar dosto ke room me lejakar chod chuka tha...isliye ab uspar mujhe koyi khas interest nahi tha ,halanki uski badi-badi gand me ab bhi itna dam tha ki wo mera lawda khada kar de...lekin ab sala mood nahi hota tha ,Aradhna ke sath wo sab karne ko....aur waise bhi jiski girl friend Esha jaisi ladki ban jaye to phhir Aradhna jaisi ek average gaanv ki ladki ke sath relationship banakar kaun apni durgati karaye....isliye main us waqt Aradhna se milne gaya tha....halaki us waqt mujhe Aradhna se sahanubhuti to ho rahi thi ki usko bura lagega...lekin main kar bhi kya sakta tha...main nahi chahta tha ki main kisi din college me Esha ke sath kahi ghoom raha hoon aur Aradhna waha aakar bole ki"kal raat ki chudai ka asar abhi tak hai,aisa mat choda karo...." isliye main aaj idhar sab kuchh khatam karne aaya tha.
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Mera aisa manna tha ki Aradhna mujhse naraz hogi ,mujhpar cheekhegi,chillayegi...yaha tak ki gusse me hath bhi utha sakti hai isliye Aradhna ko hostel se bahar aate dekh maine apne hatho ko kisi bhi achanak hamle se nipatne ke liye taiyar kar liya aur dialogues ka to jante hee ho ki ,main lambi-lambi de sakta hoon....
"kya hua sir, itni raat ko...kya vichar hai..."hamesha ki tarah chudne ke mood me aate hue Aradhna boli...
"bas aise hee..."(thode der ruk hawasi, aisa lawda ghusaunga ki zindagi bhar dard nahi jayega) "phhir kahiye...kyun kast kiya yaha tak aane ka..."
"mujhe kuchh kahna hai tere ko..."
"nervous kyun ho rahe ho..."mera mazak udate hue Aradhna hasi...
"main nervous nahi hoon, nervous hone ki acting kar raha hoon ,taki jo main aage kahne wala hoon, use sunkar tera dard kuchh kam ho aur main ye kahna chahta hoon ki main tujhse pyar nahi karta...wo sab to aise hee bas time pass karne ke liye maine ye sab natak kiya...."
Maine socha ki abhich...abhich Aradhna royegi, mujhpar hath uthayegi...lekin usne waisa kuchh nahi kiya
.wo rone ki bajay aise hasne lagi jaise maine uski choot me gudgudi ki ho..... "tu has kyun rahi hai...main sach bol raha hoon  "
"mujhe yahi batane ke liye hostel se bahar bulaye ho..."Aradhna ne thode der ke liye apni hansi roki aur phhir hasne lagi.....
"hans le,mera kya hai...lekin main kuchh chize clear kar diye deta hoon...ab se na to tu mujhe call karna aur na hee messege...waise bhi agar tu ye sab futiyapa karna bhi chahegi to kar nahi payegi ,kyunki main kal apna number change kar lunga aur apna purana number hostel ke kisi launde ko de dunga...isliye soch-samajhkar hee messege karna..."
"hmmm...."ye sunkar Aradhna ki hansi abki ruk gayi...."main samjhi nahi kuchh...aap kahna kya chahte


ho..."
"main directly jo kahna chahta hoon,use indirectly hee samajh le na...tujhe hee fayda hoga..." "huh...."
"indirectly nahi samajhi na...to phhir directly sun  .maine tere door ke bhai kaliye se shart lagayi thi ki maine tujhe pata ke chodunga...jisme main kamyaab raha. Lekin ab mera man bhar gaya hai,isliye...aaj se hum kabhi nahi milenge aur yadi kabhi mile to baat nahi karenge aur yadi kabhi baat bhi karni padi to
,is baare me to bilkul bhi baat nahi karenge...."thode der ke liye main ruka ,kyunki jaise-jaise main bolte ja raha tha,Aradhna ki aankhe dheere-dheere badi hoti ja rahi thi...wo rona chahti thi,ya phhir kahe ki wo bas ro hee deti ,yadi main us waqt chup na hua hota to....isliye main thodi der ke liye ruka aur jab mujhe yakin ho gaya ki ,Aradhna ab thoda normal ho gayi hai to maine aage bolna shuru kiya....
"maa kasam, Aradhna...main tujhse bilkul bhi pyar nahi karta.main kisi aur se pyar karta hoon lekin security reason ke karan main tujhe uska naam nahi bataunga.main janta hoon ki tujhe bahut bura lag raha hoga,lekin main kya karu....waise bhi tujhe sochna chahiye tha ki mujh jaise ladka college ki baki ladkiyo ko chhodkar tere peechhe kyun padega .main janta hoon ki main bahut bura kah raha hoon lekin mujhe is waqt bilkul bhi bura nahi lag raha hai ,jo is baat ki gavaah hai ki mere kaleje me tere liye zero point zero zero zero zero one(0.00001) ke barabar bhi koyi feeling nahi hai aur Google me jakar ye search jaroor karna ki 'how to forget ex-boyfriend'. Ummid hai,kuchh kaam ki chiz mil jayegi...."bolkar main chup hua aur yaad karne laga ki aur kuchh bolna baki hai ya phhir khisku yaha se....
"ek aur baat....aaj ke baad kisi se bhi pange mat lena aur yadi koyi senior intro vagerah le to shanti se de dena...kyunki ab main tujhe bachane nahi aane wala...ab chalta hoon.all the best..."
iske baad main waha ek second ke liye bhi nahi ruka aur wapas tez kadmo ke sath hostel ki taraf badha....kyunki main nahi chahta tha ki Aradhna mere peechhe aa jaye....
"Wow ! Aradhna ka matter to badi aasani se sulajh gaya....usne to koyi react hee nahi kiya. Mujhe aise hee ladkiya pasand hai,jo meri baat sune aur bas sune...koyi jawab ya sawal na kare...."


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"kyun be Arman ,Suna hai ki farewell ke din tera aur Esha ka kuchh programme hai...."raat ko sote samay Saurabh ne puchha....
waise to hostel me bahut kam hee aisi raatein guzarti thi,jo ki bina piye guzare...aur wo raat unhi raaton me se ek thi.yani ki main bilkul hosh-o-hawas me tha aur mere room me us waqt sirf hum teeno hee the. "kya..."Saurabh ki baat sunkar Arun jor-jor se hasne laga aur haste-haste bistar se neeche gir gaya..... "itna kyun muh fad raha hai be..."
"lawda, aise impossible baat karoge to hansi to aani hee hai na..."bistar par wapas let kar Arun bola"Mujhe ye to maloom tha ki Arman, hawa me sari baatein karta hai,lekin Saurabh...tu...tu kabse iski tarah neech prani ban gaya. I hate both of you.nikal jao lawdo mere room se.main tumhari badsurat shakal tak nahi dekhna chahta..."
"abey sach hai ye....khane ke time par Umesh bata raha tha..."
Un dono ki baatein sunkar mujhe aisa andaza ho raha tha ki ab ye dono mujhse puchhenge ki sach kya hai aur isiliye wo dono meri taraf dekhte uske pahle hee maine apni aankhe band kar li...taki unko lage ki main so gaya hoon...
"Arman...Arman lund...Arman-chut...so gaya kya be..."Saurabh ne apne bistar par pade-pade hee mujhe aawaz di aur main yathavat sone ki acting karta raha.
"ruk lawda...ye aise nahi uthega.abhi main iska mobile khidki se bahar fekta hoon..." "chod dunga ,yadi kisi ne aisa kiya bhi to...."bhakbhaka kar main utha aur cheekha.
"Tu Anchoring me kaise select hua iska sachitra varnan kar..."Meri aankh khulte hee Saurabh ne puchha...
"chal be, puchh to aise raha hai ,jaise main bata hee dunga...,raasta nap apna..." "Arun...utha iska mobile aur fek de khidaki ke bahar..."
"oyyeee....kisi ne mere mobile ki taraf apni nazar bhi dali to....to tum dono ka lund kat kar tum dono ke gand me ghusa dunga...."
"dekho...jyada bolo mat aur sirf kaam ki hee baat karo.kyunki ek to waise bhi kuchh der baad subah hone wali hai ,upar se subah jaldi uthkar presentation ki taiyari bhi karni hai.isliye....."
"wo apun ne chhatrapal ko dhamki di ki yadi usne mujhe select nahi kiya to usko pelwa dunga...aur usne mujhe select kar liya..."
"aisa kya...hume jo janna tha ,wo to tune bata diya.lekin phhir bhi main tera mobile khidki se bahar fekunga...."bolkar Arun utha aur main samajh gaya ki lawde ko maloom hai ki main jhooth bol raha tha.isliye Arun khidki ke paas pahuchta usase pahle hee maine ekdum sau pratishat shuddh karan bataya
,jo ki mere aur Esha ke selection ki vajah thi....main bola.

"tune angrejo ke shasan karne wali us neeti ke baare me to suna hee hoga na ki 'foot dalo aur shasan karo'....usi ko maine thoda modify kiya aur apna ek alag niyam banaya,jo ye tha ki'fod dalo aur shasan karo' aur mere isi neeti par chalte hue maine apna aur Esha ka selection karwaya..."

"sab upar se gaya..."
"well,ab jab tune mujhe neend se uthaya hee hai to main ab tum dono ki liye bagair to rahunga nahi


isliye ek baat batao ki yadi kisi race me 5 log participate karne wale hai aur un paancho me se ek tu bhi hai to race jeetane ke liye tu kya karega...."
"main apni puri jaan laga dunga  "Arun tevar chadhate hue bola...
"lekin main apna dimag lagaunga aur yahi....bas yahi tum jaise chhote log aur mere jaise bade, mahan
,purusharthi logo me farak hota hai ki tum log gand se sochate ho aur humlog dimag se...main un charo ko race me utarne hee nahi dunga aur bade aaram se goggle lagakar, cigarette ke chhalle udakar, daru peete hue...race jeetunga..."
"ab teri self-praising band ho gayi to ab point par aaye..."apne hath band karke mukke ka roop dekar Saurabh bola...
"apun ne baki ladko ko dhamkaya ki wo Chhatrapal se koyi bhi bahana karke anchoring se hat jaye, warna main unki khatiya khadi kar dunga aur dusare din se unhone auditorium me jaana band kar diya,jiske prinamswarup tum logo ke idol yani ki mera selection hua..."
"how bad are you ..."
"but i like it...good night with bad dreams..."
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Aradhna ka chapter close karke main aage badha aur aise aage badha,jaise Aradhna ko main janta hee nahi hoon,kabhi usase baat bhi na ki ho...uske sath itne din rahkar main ye to jaan hee chuka tha ki wo kitne time kaha rahti hai...isliye utne time waha bhatakna to door main us jagah ke baare me sochta bhi nahi tha.main nahi chahta tha ki Aradhna mere saamne aaye aur koyi emotional drama ho...
Mujhe Aradhna ke classmate ,Aradhna ke aas-paas rahne walo se uski khabar lete rahna chahiye tha ki mere us bartaav ka uspar kya asar hua hai...mujhe uski fikar karni chahiye thi.lekin sach to ye tha ki mujhe uski parvaah hee nahi thi, uski chhodo...mujhe to un dino kisi ki bhi parvaah nahi thi.
aksar main jo karta hoon ,uska kuchh par bahut bura asar padta hai to kuchh itna khush hote hai ki unka bas chale to mujhe 'bharat-ratna' de de...lekin abki baar main jo hoshiyari chod raha tha wo sirf mujhe hee achchha lagne wala tha yani ki koyi dil par lene wala tha ,to koyi muh me aur le bhi kyun na, maine Aradhna ke roop me us sulagti chingari ko chhod diya tha jo ya to khud ko jala kar shant hoti hai ya phhir sabko jala kar rakh kar deti hai,lekin phhir bhi wo nahi bhujhati....lekin in sabse anjaan main un dino farewell me magan tha aur magan bhi kyun na hota...BC teen saal se farewell de-de kar jeb khali ho chuki thi aur abki baar mauka mila tha ki kuchh vasool kiya jaye.....
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Maine kitne achchhe kaam kiye ,ye to mujhe yaad nahi lekin meri nazar me jo ek achchha kaam yaad aata hai ,wo ye ki us saal pahli baar city wale aur hostel walo ne milkar welcome party aur farewell ka maza liya...lekin mere is achchhe kaam me burayi ki parat tab chadh jati hai,jab main dekhta hoon ki maine iski shuruat kyun ki thi.
City wale aur hostel walo ka ek sath milkar in do evergreen super duper hit rahne wale programme ki shuruat karne ke peechhe sirf ek vajah thi aur wo ye ki meri tarah hostel ke baki ladke bhi yahi chahte the ki laundiya unke us sunahre din me sath rahe aur aisa tabhi ho sakta tha jab pure college wale milkar kisi programme ka aayojan kare....kyunki ek insaan ko sirf do baar khush hona chahiye,pahle, jab wo is duniya me aata hai aur dusara tab ,jab wo is duniya se jata hai....ab in dono time me kisi ko hosh to rahta nahi,isliye in dono ko main frame of reference ka phenomenon istemaal karke welcome aur farewell party se replace kar diya....aur waise bhi BC ,hum gay to hai nahi,jo sirf ladko ke sath party kare.kul milakar kahe to meri niyat kharab thi lekin kaam jabardast tha.
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"tumhara best friend kaun hai..."college me ghoomte hue Esha ne mujhse puchha...


"tum use nahi janti..."agal-bagal dekh kar main bola...waise main to tha Esha ke sath lekin mera dhyan sirf isi par tha ki kahi se Aradhna na tapak pade....
"kise nahi janti...Arun ko ya Saurabh ko..."
"mere best friend to wo dono hai hee lekin ek aur hai,jo is college me nahi hai..."
"teen-teen best friend...lagta hai tumhe grammer ki knowledge nahi hai.best to sirf ek hota hai..." "mujhe grammer ki itni knowledge hai,jitni ki grammer banane wale ko bhi nahi hogi aur best sirf ek ho ya hazaar ye tum par nirbhar karta hai na ki grammer banane wale par..."
"phhir to rahne do, jab main us teesare ko janti nahi to uske baare me baat karke kya fayda....tum ye batao ki Arun aur Saurabh tumhare best friend kyun hai..."
"aur main ye kyun privacy naam ki bhi koyi chidiya hoti hai aur main us chidiya ko marna nahi chahta..."
"main tumhe force nahi kar rahi batane ko, wo to main isliye puchh rahi thi kyunki mera aaj tak koyi best friend nahi bana...shuru me laga ki Gautam best friend hai ,lekin phhir laga ki Divya...lekin ab lagta hai ki mera koyi friend hee nahi hai...maine tumhe kabhi tumhe ,apne dosto se ladte hue nahi dekha aur na hee iske baare me kabhi suna...jabki hostel ke har ek movement ki khabar pure college me kisi virus ke tarah failti hai...actually main ye janna chahti hoon ki tum apne dosto me kya dekhte ho..."
"apun ka ek simple funda hai..."agal-bagal phhir se iski jaanch karte hue ki Aradhna kahi hai to nahi, main bola"aur wo simple funda ye hai ki mujhe jab bhi mere dosto ki jaroorat pade to wo mujhe achchhe-bure ka naseehat diye bagair pahle mera sath de baki sawal-jawab baad me kare ya na bhi kare...aur Arun-Saurabh dono aise hee hai...unko bas mere muh se ladayi, maar-peet,panga,lafda sunne ki deri hai....Arun to phhir bhi kabhi kuchh nahi puchhta ,wo hamesha yahi sochta hai ki galti meri nahi balki saamne wale ki hogi aur Saurabh ,wo baad me akele me mujhse sab kuchh jaan leta hai ki lafda kyun aur kisliye hua tha..."
"ye best friend kaise ho sakte hai...huh...matlab ki maine kahi padha tha ki ek dost wo hota hai jo aapke sath cigarette na piye balki aapki cigarette chhudaye..."
"aise friend ,good friend hote hai,best nahi aur filhal mere paas aisa ek bhi nahi "
"i love you, Arman...jaise-jaise tumhare sath din beet rahe hai...tumhara utna jyada hee effect mujhpar pad raha hai..."
"ye ab phhir se bore karegi  "Esha ko 'i love you too'bolkar maine man me socha....


 
 
 
 
 
Update-218 :

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City aur hostel ke students ka welcome aur farewell ek hee sath ek hee din hoga, ye sunkar pahle to bahut se city me rahne wale bhadak gaye the...actually bahut se nahi balki mechanical fourth year ke ladko ko chhod diya jaye to sab hee bhadak gaye the aur jiski jitni pahuch thi ,usne apni pahuch ka istemaal karke mere agenda ko meri pahuch se door karne ki koshish ki...khaskar ke CS, IT branch ke ladko ne...kyunki wo nahi chahte the ki unki private property par koyi aur hath dale....lekin main hath dalne ka nahi seedha lund dalne ka soch raha tha ,isliye maine un ladko ko pyar se dhamkaya...jiska nateeza ye hua ki wo super seniors(detainers) ko beech me ghaseet laye aur mamle ko aur bigad diya.... Waise ek hisaab se dekha jaye to waha ke local laundo ka sochana sahi thi,kyunki humare college ke hostel me students nahi jaanwar rahte the aur koyi bhi nahi chahega ki uski manpasand shaam kisi dusare ke karan barbaad ho ,upar se jab dono toliya ek sath baithegi to kisi na kisi topic par vad-vivad to hoga hee aur phhir maar-peet....aur maar-peet me to hum hee jeetane wale the,isliye jaise-jaise farewell ka din karib aa raha tha, college ki aadhi aabadi ka gala sookhta ja raha tha aur main hostel ki chhat par khada hokar yahi soch raha tha ki "BC ,kya power payi hai...jo bola,matlab wo hona hee mangta..."
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college ke dino me mathematics ke sir ne ek baar sari class se ek sawal puchha tha ki"tumhe paisa chahiye ya power..." tab maine har ek ki tarah paise ke naam par apna hath khada kar diya tha, lekin ab mujhe samajh me aa raha tha ki paisa to sach me hatho ki mail hai, mayne rakhta hai to sirf power....mera aisa manna hai ki power se hum jitna chahe utna paisa bana sakte ho ,lekin paise se jitna chahe utni power nahi paa sakte...ab jyada door na jaate hue mere college ka hee example le lo...mere college me bahut se rahis laundo the, lekin unki itani aaukat nahi thi ki wo mujhse aankh me aankh daal kar baat kar sake...
Power aur paise ke is khel ka sabse bada example ye hai ki ek crore-pati ,jiske paas sau truck hai...wo, kuchh hazar ki tankhwah lene wale S.I. Ko sir kahkar bolta hai yadi kisi karanvash us S.I. Ne us crore-pati ke truck ko rok liya ho to....isliye power aur paise ke is khel me meri taraf se first priority power ko thi, hai aur rahegi.
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College ke dusare branch walo ne jab detainers ko meri dhamki ke baare me bataya to ,khoon unka bhi jala aur unhone mujhse baat karne ke liye parking me meeting fix ki....
"samajh na be...tere se senior hoon na."
"tujh jaise senior mere yaha rahte hai...yaha..."apne lawde ki taraf ungali dikhate hue maine kaha... "hostel ka support hai ,isliye jyada udi me rahta hai...lekin main itane saal se is college me padh raha hoon aur tujh jaise bahut ko aate-jate dekha hai...."
"dekha hoga...waise bhi jo itne saal se fail ho raha hai, wo dekhne ke siwa kar bhi kya sakta hai....maine


kah diya na ki sab sath milkar maza lootunge..."
"tu hota kaun hai be, ye sab decide karne wala...bose dk..."
"dekh lo...jo sahi lage wahi karo.lekin yadi is saal farewell hoga to sabka ek sath hoga nahi to is saal farewell hee nahi hoga aur yadi tum jaise universal chutiyo ne ye sab karna chaha to main tum paancho ko tumhari hee party se nikal kar marunga aur aisa ghaeetunga ki agwada kaun sa hai,pichhwada kaun sa hai,pahchan nahi paoge...chalta hoon"waha se chalte hue maine kaha..
bahut se logo ne bahut chaha ki maine jo socha hai, wo na ho...lekin finally hua wahi ,jo maine chaha aur meri is chahat ka hostel ke laundo par itna asar pada ki unki khushi ka thikana na raha...Waise maine ye sab hostel ke kisi bhi ek bande se puchh kar nahi kiya tha,lekin phhir bhi hostel ka ek bhi banda is mamle me mere khilad nahi gaya...phhir chahe wo Mahant ho ya kaliya ya phhir unke baklol supporters...
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"abey bose dk...Aradhna ne hostel aate waqt mera raasta rok liya tha..."room ke andar aate hee Arun bola"kya chal raha hai tum dono ke beech..."
"kuchh nahi chal raha be...dar-asal meri aankhe abhi kuchh din pahle khuli to mujhe ahsaas hua ki mere bench-partners...mere class partners...mere room partners...mere gay-partners yani ki tere aur Saurabh ke paas koyi ladki nahi hai aur main ye sab kar raha hoon....meri aatma ne mujhe us din bahut dhikkara aur kaha ki'Aradhna ko chhod de ,warna tera lund kabhi khada nahi hoga'....isliye maine Aradhna se break up kar liya..."
"apni aatma ki baat sunkar tune break up kiya ya phhir use chod-chod kar tera man bhar gaya tha,isliye..."
"aand mat kha ab tu...mere kahne ka matlab hai mutth chahe baye hath se maro ya daye hath se, niklega to mutth hee na...."
"dekh bhai, main to Kabir ke ghar se hoon ,mujhe in sab moh-maya se koyi matlab nahi...lekin ladki kuchh jyada hee pareshan thi..."
"duniya me sab kabirdas nahi hote ,kuchh surdas bhi hote hai...wo sab chhod aur ye bata ki kya bol rahi thi wo..."
"wo mujhe bol rahi thi ki main tujhe samjhaun ki tu wapas uske paas chala jaye aur wo sab kuchh bhool jayegi...."
"lawda jayega mera...aur yadi wo ,wo sab bhoolegi bhi nahi to mera kya ukhad legi....ab tu is topic se related ek shabd bhi mat bolna ,ek shabd bhi kya ek akshar bhi nahi...."

"hey kabira...tere is jagat me hazaro papi...ek nirdosh main akela...meri raksha karna in dust papiyo se..."bolkar Arun apne khatiye par kooda aur mobile nikalkar facebook me apni videshi girl friend se chatting karne laga.....

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"kya din bhar laga rahta hai be us chudarri ke sath...gand ke jaisi to shakal hai uski aur sar ke baal itne bekar ki yadi real me chhu loon tu mujhe mirgi maar jaye aur lawa tu usase baat kya karta hai, main to kisi bhi ladki se teen-char messege ke baad baat hee nahi kar pata..."
"chup rah lawda...english me sentence banane me dikkat ho rahi hai..."
"pata nahi lawda kya baat karte rahte ho tum log...lawda mujhe to 'hi'..'where do you live' 'what are you doing' puchhane ke baad samajh hee nahi aata ki aage kya baat karu  aur phhir khamkha ,usase choot ki mang kar deta hoon,jiske baad wo mujhe block deti hai....pata nahi mera kya hoga..."
"jo hoga ,bahut hee...bahut hee bura hoga....lawda ishq tum farmao aur naam humara kharab ho..."room me gusse se tamtamate hue Saurabh ghusa aur seedhe mere saamne aakar khada ho gaya"kya chutiyapa macha rakha hai be tune...wo kal ki laundi Aradhna mujhe mere dosto ke saamne


rok kar kahti hai ki maine ,tujhe bhadkaya hai ki tu use chhod de..." "chal be...aisa wo bol hee nahi sakti...usme itni himmat hee kaha."
"beta,khidki se neeche jhak...hostel ke bahar wali road par khadi thi,jab main andar aa raha tha to...ab pata nahi hai ya nahi..."
"iski maa ki jai...ise daura to nahi pad raha...."Aradhna ko road se hostel ki taraf aate dekh main bauchakka rah gaya....kyunki jaha tak meri yaddasht jati hai,uske hisab se is hostel me 20-22 saal pahle sirf ek hee ladki aayi thi aur buri tarah chud kar gayi thi....lekin abhi filhal main isliye nahi ghabra raha tha ki Aradhna ke sath mujhe wahi sab kuchh hone ka dar tha, jo 20-22 saal pahle us ladki ke sath hua tha...balki isliye kyunki yadi Aradhna by chance hostel me ghus gayi to bahut bada hungama khada ho jayega....isliye maine Saurabh se kaha...
"tu jaa aur use wapas bhej de..."
"apun nahi jaane wala ,kisi aur ko pakad..." "Arun ,tu ja..."
"chus..."
"ja na be jaldi...warna wo andar ghus jayegi..." "chus..."
"jaldi ja...yadi tu abhi gaya to phhir main farewell ke din tujhe apna dunga.....matlab blazer dunga..." "ghus... lekin tu ab itna bol raha hai to chala jata hoon..."bolkar Arun utha aur blazer ke badle mera kaam karne ke liye maan gaya....
"usase bolega kya..."
"no idea...tu bata kya bolne ka hai usko..."
"tu....hmmm...."sochate hue maine kaha "tu use bol dena ki hum dono gay hai aur ek-dusare ke sath zindagi bhar sath rahne ka faisala kar chuke hai...isliye ab wo humari gay-life me interfere na kare....ye sahi rahega...jaa bol de,jaldi ja...lawde ke baal jaana ,yaha khada kyun hai..."
"wah beta...yadi ye gay wali baat...jo main use abhi kahunga...wo usne college me kisi ke saamne bak diya to...."
"to kisi aur ka naam le lena...kisi ka bhi..." "kaliya ka naam le loon..."
"bahut mazak sujh raha hai ,tujhe is  "      "to phhir tu hee bata kya bolu...."
"tu ek kaam kar tu use jakar bol de ki Arman khud se khud ki maar raha hai...matlab wo self-gay hai....bose dk, tujhse hona-vona kuchh nahi faltu me mera time khoti kar raha hai....gand mara tu,Saurabh se ,isi ke layak hai tu aur aaj ke baad yadi tune mera blazer ki taraf aankh uthakar bhi dekha to tere aankh me mutth mar dunga....main hee jata hoon aur use khaded kar aata hoon..."
"tu to dil pe le gaya...main to mazak kar raha tha.tu blazer nikal ke rakh...main do minute me uska kaam tamam karke aata hoon..."


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Update-210 :

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Pure college ki farewell party ek sath hone ke karan kayi detainers aur city ke laundo ne iska bahiskar kar diya tha...farewell party ka bahiskar karne wale laundo ne apne karibi dosto ko bhi is khel se bahar nikalwa diya tha...jiske karan bahut sare highlight launde,jinke sath hostel walo ka panga ho sakta tha...wo us din ke chamakti-damakti shaam me nahi pahuche. Un chutiyo ke na aane ka afsos bahut logo ko hua hoga, lekin sabse jyada afsos jise hua wo main tha...kyunki un sabko sabke saamne shabdo se chodne ka ek behatareen mauka maine ganwa diya tha....
first year walo ki welcome aur hum logo ka farewell ek hee din tha,isliye kuchh buddhi-jeeviyo ne time manage karne ke liye apna sara tan-man-dhan is par jhok diya aur finally jo shedule bana uske anusar dopahar 2 baje se freshers ka programme aur uske baad humlogo ka...Principal, sare hod , Professors direct shaam ko kuchh der ke liye aane wale the, isliye dopahar bhar main jiske sath jo chahe kar sakta tha.


Waise to welcome mujhe aur Esha darling dono ko milkar karna tha ,lekin us din wo ek to jis club me function tha ,waha aayi nahi,upar se uska mobile off bata raha tha.kuchh laundo ne kaha ki kisi dusari ladki ko main dhar loon ,unhone to kuchh ke naam bhi suggest kar diye the,jinhone golden jubilee ke programme me anchoring ki thi....
"tujhe kya lagta hai, main yaha rola jhadne ke liye anchoring kar raha hoon...lawde, Esha thi,isliye main aaya aur ab tu kisi bhi airi gairi ko uthakar layega aur bolega ki le, shadi kar le iske sath to main kar lunga kya...."
"lekin main to shadi ke liye nahi anchoring ke liye bol...."
"chup...bilkul chup..."mic apne chehre par fit karte hue main bola"le pahle photo khinch bhai ka aur yadi tune photo delete mara, to tujhe duniya se delete kar dunga..."
"3 bajne wale hai yar...kab tak uska intezaar karenge...tu kahe to Sona ko bolu.ek no. Ki maal hai..."photo khinch kar us ladke ne kaha...
"Sona ho ya chandi ho...chahe heera hee kyun na ho...." "phhir kya kare..."
"akele jata hoon main..." "lekin..."
"tension mat le...main sab sambhal lunga...bahut experience hai mujhe in sabka..."stage ki seedhiya chadhte hue maine kaha....

"iske pahle bhi kabhi manch sanchalan kiya tha kya..." "kiya tha na,bahut baar kar chuka hoon, sapne me..." "best of luck..."

"gand me daal le apna luck..."
Stage me jate hee saamne mauzood sabhi ladke-ladkiya meri taraf dekhne lage....waise maine aaj tak kisi ko bataya nahi,lekin mujhe us din subah se hee ghabrahat ho rahi thi,isliye bina kisi ko bataye maine do peg maar liye the,taki jab sabke saamne jaun to meri fat ke hath me na aa jaye.

Well,jab anchor main rahu to 'mere bhaiyo aur bahano....good afternoon friends...thanks to coming here....etc. etc.' Jaisi lines ka istemaal to main karne se raha upar se daru chadha lene ke karan meri jubaan thodi si slip ho gayi aur mere muh se pahli line jo nikli wo ye thi....

"mujhe ,kyun dekh rahe ho be...idhar-udhar dekho..badhiya mahol hai..."
Ispar yakin karna thoda mushkil hai,lekin us din yahich hua ,. Waise to mujhe stage par aate waqt kayiyo ne kayi baar mujhe stage par jakar kya bolna hai ye ratwaya tha, lekin stage par pahuch kar mujhe maloom chala ki BC script to stage ke pichhwade me chhut gayi,ab kya jaye.....is beech saamne baithi public ki utsukta lagatar badhti hee ja rahi thi ki main itna shant kyun hoon,kuchh bolta kyun nahi....waise utsuk to main bhi tha ki bina script ke main kya bolunga .
Main kuchh minutes mic ko idhar-udhar karke sochta raha ki kya bolna hai, waise main chahta to wapas jakar script la sakta tha...lekin nahi, public ko aise gand dikha kar jaana matlab ghor bezzati...isliye maine bolna shurukiya.....
"Gentlemen and gentlewomen....tum log soch rahe hoge ki main ab ek shaleen bhara, swachh bhashad prastut karunga...jisme main tum logo ka aabhar vyakt karunga ki aap log yaha aaye, isliye dhanyavaad....yadi tum sab aisa sochate ho to ,bhool jao, kyunki main aisa kuchh bhi nahi bolne wala aur main kahe tum ko logo thanks bolu be....ek to free ka khana khaoge, seetiya maroge, langar dance karke pure karyakram ki aisi-taisi karoge...upar se tum sab ye apeksha rakhte ho ki main tum logo ka shukriya ada karu....ladkiyo ka to khair main bahut aadar karta hoon isliye sabke saamne unhe kuchh nahi bolunga ,lekin ladko...tum log apna kaan khol kar sun lo aur yadi jaroorat ho to kuchh aur bhi khol


kar sun sakte ho...lekin dhyan se sunna....tum me se bahut aise honge, jo khud ko bahut bada cool dude, funny samajhte hai ,jo programme ke beech-beech me muh me dono hath rakhkar chillate hai, comments pass karte hai, un logo ne yadi aisa kuchh bhi kiya...to beta, mujhe jaha dikhoge ,wahi par marunga aur langar dance to bilkul hee ban hai...i hate langar dance. Ye aaj ke function ke terms & conditions hai , yadi manzoor ho to i agree ka button daba kar join kar lo...warna khisak lo....nahi to main baal pakad kar ghaseetate-ghaseetate le jaunga....."
Bolkar main ruka aur dekha ki sab mujhe aise dekh rahe the, jaise maine unke chehare par moot diya hoon,matlab waha ghor chuppi chhayi hui thi....
"lagta hai, tum logo ne dil pe liya...main to aise hee mazak kar raha tha, dar-asal ye script me tha....aur mujhe kaha gaya tha ki main ekdum tevar me tum log ko dhamkaun....to kaisi lagi meri acting"
Mere aisa bolte hee mehfil me wapas rangat laut aayi aur sab hasne-muskurane lage......tabhich peechhe se ek ladki ek hath me script aur ek hath me mic lekar mere paas aayi.....
"ise kahi dekha hai...kaha dekha hai, yaad nahi aa raha..."mic ko off kiye bina hee maine kaha aur saamne baithi janta ko laga ki main script ke according hee bol raha raha hoon, isliye wo is baat par bhi has liye....
"kya kar rahe ho, Arman..."mera mic off karke ,wo ladki boli"lagta hai satyanash kar doge ,pure function ka..."
"tujhe kahi dekha hai..." "Bille..."
"oh teri Esha....aaj to maal lag rahi hai ekdum..." "shut up and concentrate on your work"
"okay baby...."
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Esha ke aane ke baad sab kuchh waisa hee hua,jaisa ki script me likha tha...matlab ki kuchh first year ke launde-laundiyo ne stage par aakar apna intro diya aur apni ek-ek khoobi ka pradarshan kiya...Esha ke aane ke baad maine kuchh bhi ant-shant nahi bola yaha tak ki jo script me likha tha, Esha ko dekhne ke chakkar me main wo bhi baar-baar bhool ja raha tha aur main jab bhi apni lines bolne ke bajay ,Esha ko dekhne lagta to wo kabhi apne naakhun mere hath me gada deti to kabhi meri ungali pakad kar marod deti....ek baar to usne seedhe ek mukka hee maar diya.
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"maal hai maal...pakad le..."ek ladki jab stage ki taraf aa rahi thi to bheed me se ek ladke ki aawaz aayi aur tab mujhe maloom chala ki maine jo bakchodi first year me ki thi wo saamne se dekhne me kaisi lagti hai aur main shock tab hua, jab kisi ek ne bhi uski taraf dhyan nahi diya, isliye maine socha ki jab sab jhel rahe hai to mujhe kya...isliye main bhi chup raha....lekin ab har baar jab bhi koyi ladki stage ki taraf badhti to mujhe uska comment sunayi deta.....
"apne aam thama de stage wale ko..."ek baar wo ladka phhir chillaya aur mera matha abki baar ghoom gaya....
"oye tu baju hat to thoda..."Stage par apna intro deni aayi ladki ko side karke main us ladke ki taraf ishara kiya"khade ho be..."
"kya hua....ladki ko dekhte hee udne lage kya..."
"ye hai kaun be...."us launde ko mujhse is tarah baat karte dekh main chakraya"first year ka lagta nahi aur final year ka ye hai nahi...pakka beech ka hoga...."
"beta, sambhal jao.. jitne tujhe naam yaad nahi honge na usase jyada mujhe qutoes yaad hai...aisa laga- laga kar tujh par chipkaunga ki kal se aawaz nahi niklegi...by the way, tu hai kaun..."


"main....main collector ka beta hoon..." "collector....ticket collector ? ya phhir kabadi collector."
us launde ke Collector bolte hee main samajh gaya tha ki wo kis collector ki baat kar raha hai, lekin usko usi ki language me jawab dete hue maine kaha
"main tujhse puchha ki tu kaun hai...na ki tera baap kaun hai."
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Mere aisa kahne ke sath hee kuchh der pahle tak hansi-khushi wala mahol ab sannate me samane laga....mera kya tha, main to stage me khada tha lekin dikkat us ladke ko hui, jab sab uski taraf dekhne lage.....Esha ne meri ungali marod kar mujhe indirectly samjhaya ki main ruk jaun...lekin pala ab khich chuka tha, isliye wapas aane ka to sawal hee paida nahi hota aur waise bhi wo BC kuchh jyada hee hawa me udd raha tha,jo ki mujhe bilkul bhi pasand nahi tha aur waise bhi jab main saamne rahu to samane wali ki pasand - napasand koyi mayne nahi rakhti...use wahi swikarna padta hai, jo mujhe pasand ho.....
"Voltair ka ek siddhant hai' ye ho sakta hai ki main tumhari baat se asahamat rahu, lekin tumhe apni baat kahne ka awasar mile...us awasar ke liye main apni gardan kata sakta hoon'....isliye tu abhi ke liye mujhe Voltair maan le aur main tujhe stage par aakar sabke saamne apni baat rakhne ka tujhe solid awasar deta hoon....chal aaja..."
Mere stage par aane ke invitation se wo ladka sakpaka gaya aur mujhe aankhe dikhate hue wapas apni jagah par baith gaya....
"kyun ,fat gayi kya....abki baar yahi chhod de raha hoon lekin ab tu shant nahi hua to next time bahar tak chhod kar aaunga..."
Programme phhir se shuru hua aur wo ladka kuchh der tak shant raha...lekin phhir pata nahi uski ,uske aas-paas baithe ladko se kya baat hui...jo wo phhir se bhaukne laga....Esha ne mujhe isharo se kaha ki main use ignore karu....lekin mujhse ye jyada der tak nahi hua aur maine phhir se use khada kiya...lekin abki baar nazara pahli baar se kuchh alag tha, kyunki is baar us ladke ke sath uske 4-5 dost bhi khade ho gaye the....
"dekho...maine tumhara naam bahut suna hai, lekin main na to tumhari izzat karta hoon aur na hee tumse darta hoon...waise bhi darna kis baat ka...jo kabhi khud akele na aakar apni puri paltan ko lekar aata hai....ab kuchh bol, yadi dam hai to...."
Pahle to mera dil ki kiya ki lawde ke muh me lawda de du...lekin phhir khayal aaya ki main abhi stage par anchoring kar raha hoon aur public bhi meri side hai...isliye gande shabdo ka istemaal to bilkul bhi nahi......
"tujhe maine pahle bhi kaha tha ki mujhse tu nahi jeet sakta...kyunki jitne tujhe naam yaad nahi honge usase jyada mujhe s yaad hai aur tune abhi kya kaha ki tu na to meri izzat nahi karta hai aur na hee mujhse darta hai...to sun be chunnilal, meri popularity ,teri izzat ki mohtaz nahi hai aur ab jo main tere sath karne wala hoon, usase mera dar apne aap tere andar paida ho jayega....khade ho jao be..."
Aankho se ishara karte hue maine Arun ko kuchh kaha, jiske baad bhak-bhaka ke lagbhag waha mauzood ladko me se ek tihayi ladke khade ho gaye.....
"itne ladko ke sath to koyi bhi waha door stage me rahkar aise deenge maar sakta hai....isase mere andar dar kaise paida hoga..."
"Voltair ka maine tujhe ek sidhdhant to suna diya lekin maar khane se pahle Voltair ka dusara siddhant bhi sunta ja aur wo ye hai ki' hum sabhi ne apne kamyabi ki kimat chukayi hai'....mayne ye nahi rakhta ki tum kaise karte ho, mayne ye rakhta hai ki tum kya karte ho...nikalo salo ko yaha se aur do-do jhapad maarkar ghar wapas bhej do aur inke chehre par ek nishan jaroor dena, complementry ke taur par....."


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Country Club me itna bada hungama khada hoga, ye kisi ne nahi socha tha aur na hee maine....kyunki jitne hungama khada karne wale ladke the, unhone to is function ka bahiskar kar diya tha....ye Collector ka launda is kahani me naya twist tha...filhal to maine us twist ka twisty banaya aur kha gaya, lekin iski dakar mujhpar bahut bhari padne wali thi aur padi bhi.....
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Update-221 :

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un charo-pancho ko bahar khaded kar mere launde wapas apni jagah par baith gaye, tab main aage bola....
"main kuchh bolta nahi ,iska matlab ye nahi ki main kuchh janta nahi.main isliye kuchh nahi bolta kyunki main kuchh bolne ki apeksha kuchh karne me yakin rakhta hoon...isliye yadi us jaisa koyi aur hai to savinay namra nivedan hai ki yaha se jaane ki mahan kripa kare !
Aapka Aagyakari Sahpathi
-Arman "
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freshers ke introduction chapter ke close hone ke baad mujhe aur Esha ko kuchh samay ke liye aaram mila aur stage dusaro se sambhala...
"Aaj college ke sare students Chhatrapal sir ko bura-bhala kah rahe honge ki unhone tumhe anchoring kyun karne ke liye kaha..."Stage se bahar aakar jab main pani pee raha tha to Esha ne kaha...
"bura-bhala.... balki sab to Chhatrapal ko sau saal jeene ki dua de rahe honge ki usne zindagi me pahli


baar koyi fadu kaam kiya....abhi to ye shuruat hai, aage dekhna raat ko meri performance ke baad ye sab mere fan na ho jaye to kahna aur function khatam hote tak ye sare mere ek autograph ke liye aapas me mara-mari karenge"bolkar main pani wale bottle ka muh rotate karte hue apne muh ke saamne laya aur puri bottle gatak gaya......
"janeman, check karke bata to...mere muh se daru ki bu aa rahi hai kya...."apna muh fadte hue maine puchha....
"kuchh to sharam karo...tum mujhse aisi baat kaise kar sakte ho..." "kyunki main aisi hee baat karta hoon..."
"mujhe aaj nahi aana chahiye tha, pura man utar gaya yaha aakar..."Esha mayoos hote hue boli aur apna sar pakadkar ek chair par baith gayi....
"chal phhir tujhe ghar chhod kar aata hoon..."maine Esha ka hath pakda aur use khada karte hue bola... "hath chhodo mera....zara si bhi akal nahi hai kya, main to aise hee mazak me kah rahi thi..."
"to main kaun sa serious tha "
"fine....ab na to tum mujhse baat karna aur na hee main tumse baat karungi....okay..."mujhe aankhe dikhate hue Esha khadi hui aur waha se jaane lagi...
"okay....kahe ka okay, are ruk...hua kya, ye to bata ja...."lekin Esha nahi ruki aur stage ke pichhwade se stage ke agwade me baithe apne friends ke sath kho gayi aur main stage ke pichhwade me khada hokar yahi sochta raha ki 'ab,maine kya kiya '
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"hat BC, pura mood kharab ho gaya...ab jaakar Arun ke sath daru peeta hoon. Lekin lawda wo dikh nahi raha kahi....jaroor kisi ladki ko sochkar kisi kone me mutth mar raha  "
Ye sochkar Esha ki tarah main bhi stage ke pichhwade se agwade me aaya aur ladko ke beech nazar marne laga ki Arun-Saurabh kaha baithe hai....lekin wo dono kahi nahi dikhe. Maine ek baar phhir sare laundo ko scan kiya tab mujhe, Sulabh juniors ke beech gyan batata hua mil gaya.....
"hoshiyari baad me chodna pahle ye bata ki Aalund kaha hai..." "Aalund...kaun aalund be..."
"tera gay partner...Arun."
"Arun...wo to Saurabh ke sath kahi gaya hai..."
"bose dk ,wo to mujhe bhi maloom hai ki Arun, Saurabh ke sath kahi gaya hai....lekin kaha gaya hai, ye bata..."
"mujhe kya maloom lawda...call karke dekh..."
"tu beta kisi kaam ka nahi hai...zinda kyun hai be tu, kahi jakar khudkhushi kyun nahi kar leta..."

Sulabh par chauke-chhakke jamakar main Country Club me jaha programme ho raha tha, waha se bahar nikla aur Arun ko call kiya....lekin usne call receive nahi kiya ,maine phhir Saurabh ko call kiya aur Arun ki tarah Saurabh ne bhi call receive nahi kiya....

"ye lawde...kahi bhagwan ko to pyare nahi ho gaye...dono call nahi utha rahe matlab lawde sath me hee hai...lekin hai kaha...country club me hote to yahi hote...jaroor kahi daru pee rahe honge..."sochate hue main CC ke bahar aaya aur dono ko dekhne laga.....

Wo dono mujhe CC ke bahar ek ladke ko marte hue dikhe...shuru me dekhne se laga ki wo unka pyar hai lekin jab un dono ne use zameen par dhakel kar pelna shuru kiya tab mujhe pahli baar ahsaas hua ki ye unka pyar nahi balki pyar se kuchh jyada hai....isliye main daudate-bhagte hue unke paas pahucha... "chhodo be isko, kyun pel rahe ho ise aur ye hai kaun.... "
Arun ko peechhe se pakad kar kheenchate hue maine puchha...
"ye ,lawda...road ke right side me chal raha tha aur jab maine isase jurmana manga to isne mujhe aankh


dikhayi....chhod lawda, marne de ise..."
"matlab tune ise isliye maar diya ,kyunki ye right side me chal raha  " "hao..."

"tum logo ko mera bina daru hazam nahi hoti...achchha hua, jyada halla nahi hua, warna paas me security officer station hai...bhool gaye kya,jail me bitayi wo raat...jab gand jaisi shakal ho gayi thi aur beta S.P. har baar bachane nahi aane wala...."Saurabh ko bhi us ladke se door karke ,jisko wo dono maar rahe the...maine use waha se vida kiya aur laga Arun-Saurabh ko batti dene......

"ye kaun hai be,Saurabh...ek kaam kar, pair pakad iska,thokte hai isko....isne bhi to traffic rule ko toda hai....utha lawde ko..."
"abey oye, pagla gaye ho kya be..."door bhagte hue maine kaha "Saurabh ye mujhe aankh dikha raha hai...attack..."
"gand tod dunga,tum dono ki....yadi mujhe chhua bhi to...."
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Waise daru peene ke baad meri haalat bhi kuchh aisi hee rahti thi, jaisi ki un dono ki us waqt thi aur tab mujhe realize hua ki daru peene ke baad aadmi sher nahi balki kutta ho jata hai, jo har kisi par bhaunkta hai aur har kisi ko kat-ta hai....waise to mere paas un dono ko sunane ke liye readymade speech taiyar thi, lekin na to wo waqt sahi tha aur na hee wo dono....
salo ka kya bharosa....mujhe hee pel dete.isliye maine filhaal waha se khisakne me hee apni bhalayi samjhi aur wapas stage ke pichhwade me aakar chup-chap baith gaya.....
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"sala ,daru peekar main bhi aisi harkat karta hounga...kitna chutiya lagta hai ye sab.ab samjha ki college ki ladkiya kyun mujhse door bhagti hai....warna mujh jaisa handsome launda ek sau ek ladkiya pata chuka hota...lekin beta nahi ,mujhe to ladkiyo se jyada daru se pyar hai aur bolo 'i love daru more than girls'...."akele me khud par chillate hue main bola"bola to bola, lekin aaj mujhe aatm-gyan ki prapti hui hai...Amitabh bhau sahi kahte hai ki daru peene se liver kharab hota hai, daru nahi pina chahiye...lekin beta aisa hai to phhir uska kya jo tu bakta rahta hai ki ' i love daru more than anything'....ab yadi apni baat se palta to beta ghor bezzati....."
"ye to badi critical situation ho gayi yaar....ab ya to apni baat se palto ya phhir pahle ki tarah daru piyo..."
"kisase baat kar rahe ho..."mere aur mere antar-atma ke beech me dakhalandazi karte hue Esha na jaane kaha se tapak padi aur sirf wo tapki nahi balki mere saamne bhi baith gayi....jiske karan kuchh der pahle apni antar-atma se jo vartalap main chilla-chillakar...kar raha tha ,ab bina kuchh bole,apne andar kar raha tha....
us waqt main jung apne aap se kar raha tha,lekin mujhse jyada asar Esha par ho raha tha.... "tum mujhe ignore kar rahe ho ,na..."
"hmm..."
"ye sahi nahi hai..."
"ruk ja do minute....main apne zameer se baat kar raha hoon, darasal main apne soye hue zameer ko jaga raha....isliye kuchh der ke liye mujhe akela chhod do..."
"great , now you found a way to......."
"stop...."Esha ka muh band karte hue maine ek ungali uski taraf ki aur kuchh bolna chaha...lekin wo shabd mere muh se nikal hee nahi rahe the....kuchh der tak aisa hee chala ,yani ki mera muh khulta aur band ho jata aur phhir aakhirkar maine wo bol hee diya ,jo main bolna chahta tha.....
"don't love daru more than anything....leave daru, live life.....yeah...leave daru, live life..i got it...i got


it....leave daru, live life....leave daru...live life...."yahi main bahut der tak bolta raha aur tab tak bolta raha, jab tak ki Esha ne mera muh band nahi kiya....
"dimag to sahi jagah par hai...."
"leave daru...live life, it will be my new signature...leave daru...live life. Aur tu bhi bahut daru peeti hai, mat piya kar itna...."
"hey bhagwan...."finally apna matha pakad kar Esha chup-chap baith gayi.
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"oye..sun...sun na, sunti kyun nahi...so gayi kya..."Esha ko pakad kar hilate hue maine kaha.... "Arman, You are irritating me..."
"yahi to pyar hai pagli..."
"pyar...huh, kya tumhe pyar ki definition bhi maloom hai..."
"maloom hai na...ek nahi char-char definition maloom hai....Love is a strong feeling of affection or a great interest and pleasure in something or a person or thing that one loves.
 
or Love is a feel deep affection and...and SEXUAL love for  " "Sexual...."
"umm..haan..."
"ok..let's have sex..."
"pagal hai kya...main bahut sharif hoon  "
"let's have sex or shut your mouth..."tez aawaz me Esha boli... "dekh Esha ,tu mujhse aise baat mat kar nahi to...."
"nahi to....nahi to kya...."
"nahi to....dekh main kah raha hoon..." "nahi to kya...."
"nahi to....dekh main phhir se kah raha hoon ki mujhse aise baat mat kar...." "let's have sex or shut your mouth..."
"teri to..."kanpte hue hath se maine Esha ko pakda aur bina ek pal ganwaye uske hontho ko apne hontho me jakad liya....
Humari wo kiss jyada der tak to nahi chali aur jab hum dono alag hue to main turant khada hua aur waha se bhag gaya....kyunki mujhe andaza ho gaya tha ki yadi main waha kuchh der aur rukta to mera sar kisi na kisi chiz se jaroor foot jata....
 
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Welcome ke baad ek ghante ka samay hum logo ka khali beeta tha aur usi me ye sab kuchh hua...yani ki Arun-Saurabh ka daru peekar traffic rules todne wale us shaks ko marna....leave daru, live life...ka mere dwara invention karna aur finally Esha ko kiss karna......

Esha ko kiss karne ke baad usase,main seedhe shaam ko anchoring ke waqt mila....stage par to wo apne chehre par muskan dharan kiye hue aayi lekin mujhe dekha tak nahi aur pure programme ke dauran usne mujhse baat nahi ki....ab Esha ka aisa bartaav dekhkar lawda mere andar wala bhi Arman jaag gaya aur main usase ek meter door khisak kar khada ho gaya aur phhir maine bhi pure programme ke dauran Esha se baat nahi ki....
"bahut bol rahi thi ki let's have sex...let's have sex...le kar liya sex to ab kyun gaal fula rahi hai....Google maharaj , koyi to aisa formula do, jiske karan main in ladkiyo ko samajh saku ...pata nahi mera kya


hoga..."
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Aur phhir us farewell party ka ant hua.ye mere college life ki eklauti aisi jashn wali raat thi, jisme Arun aur Saurabh mere sath nahi the aur ajeeb baat ye ki maine un dono ko miss bhi nahi kiya...zara sa bhi nahi. Wo dono mujhe us raat aakhiri baar country club ke bahar hee dikhe the aur uske baad maine unhe nahi dekha....halanki Sulabh juniors ke beech hamesha mujhe dikha,pata nahi wo Juniors ko us pure din kya batata raha lekin aksar wo unse baat karte hue meri taraf ungali dikhata, jisase main samajh jata ki wo jaroor juniors ko mere bahaduri ke kisse suna raha
hoga.....

raat ko khane ke waqt bhi maine Arun aur Saurabh ko miss nahi kiya...kyunki aksar beech-beech me koyi classmate koyi junior aata aur mere sath photo khinchwata....phhir humara class ka group photo bhi hua aur us photo ko maine apne dus hazar ke mobile me capture

bhi kiya....
mujhe meri class ki ladkiya bilkul bhi pasand nahi thi lekin us din ki unki photo na jaane kyun delete karne ka mera dil nahi kiya.....
"Arman bhai....ek photo mere sath bhi..."Rajshri Pandey ne mere khane ki plate se rasgulla utha kar kaha"mujhe bhi anchoring sikhao na, next year main bhi karunga...."

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Chapter-56 : Mystified End
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"le kha le pura..."apne khane ki pate Rajshri Pandey ke hath me thamate hue maine kaha.... "ye kya, Arman bhai...khud hee kahte ho ki dil pe nahi muh me lo aur khud dil pe le rahe ho..."
"abey, main lund pe le raha hoon...wo dekh kuchh launde idhar aa rahe hai aur jaisa ki kuchh der se main dekh raha hoon uske anusar wo BC photo khinchwane ke liye aa rahe hai...."
"to isiliye aapne plate mere hath me rakh di..."
"ab likh kar du kya... Jab tak main aa nahi jata ,beta yahi par rahiyo warna...." "ok Arman bhai..."


"ye kya Arman bhai...Arman bhai laga rakha hai be...shree Arman bhai bol..."
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Pandey ji ko khane ki plate dharakar main usase thodi door khada ho gaya aur jaisa maine socha tha, waise hee wo launde mujhe pakad kar photo khinchwane ke liye le gaye....man to bahut kar raha tha ki
,salo ko bahut galiya baku...lekin phhir socha ki jate-jate kyun kisi ke bheetar virodhabhas alankar paida karke jaun, isliye main unke sath chala gaya....
"waha kya kar rahe the, Sir..."
"kuchh khas nahi ,bas padhayi kar raha tha....15 din baad exam jo hai...."
"jate-jate kuchh tips ya advice dete jao na sir...taki hum laundo ka kuchh bhala ho..."ek junior ne photo session ke baad mujhse puchha...
us ladke ke aisa bolte hee waha mauzood baki ladko ne bhi hau-hau karna shuru kar diya..... "tips....hmm....'C' is the most adult/bad letter in the alphabet...for example....chut,chutiya, chutad, chus
,choochi ,chat ,chodu,chudai etc. etc. "
"are hum is tarah ke tips ki baat nahi kar rahe hai...humara matlab career..future se tha...kuchh advice do na..."

"le...ye to wahi baat ho gayi ki pyase se kue ka pata puchhna...chodu sale..."us junior ko dekhkar maine gala fad-fad kar khud se kaha ,lekin jab usne puchha tha to mujhe kuchh na kuchh to kahna hee tha aur mere khayal se maine aage jo kaha ,wo shayad kisi bhi sawal ke liye mera best answer tha....

"tumse behtar tumhare career...tumhare future ke baare me koyi nahi soch sakta.ek mahan purush the
,unhone kaha tha ki 'aap hamesha waise hee bante ho ,jaisa ki aap sochate ho na ki jaisa dusare sochate hai.....best of luck..sorry mera matlab all the best...chod do duniya"
waha se nikalkar main wapas khane ki table ki taraf bhaga , jaha Pandey ji meri plate hath me liye hue ab tak khade the....
us waqt mujhe jaise yakin nahi ho raha tha ki aaj ke baad main kabhi class nahi jaunga, pata nahi mujhe ye yakin karne me mushkil kyun ho rahi thi ki aaj se main boring lectures attend nahi kar paunga....waise is baat se mujhe khush hona chahiye tha kyunki ab na to koyi assignment pura karna tha aur na hee koyi presentation dena tha...ab na to subah 9 baje uthne ki jaroorat thi aur na hee raat ko jaldi sone ki mazboori...in sabse mujhe bahut khush hona chahiye tha,kyunki vastav me ye wahi chize thi...jinki mujhe hamesha se chah thi...lekin main khush nahi tha ,zara sa bhi nahi...balki is waqt mere dimag ke background me ek music slowly-slowly baj raha tha aur hath me khane ki plate liye main slowly-slowly kayi logo ke baare me soch raha tha.... Sabse pahle maine jiske baare me socha wo mera dost Arun tha....

Arun : college me mujhse milne wala pahla insan...jo bilkul mere type ka hai. bas launde ki yaddasht thodi kam hai , jaise ki ise kuchh bola jaye ki 'chodu, ye baat kisi ko mat batana...to aksar ye wo baat josh-josh me dusaro ke samane bak deta hai...aur phhir mujhse galiya khata hai....'

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Naveen : shuruat me ye mere bahut karib raha ,lekin jab third semester se hum log branch wise divide hue to iska connection mujhse thoda toot gaya aur jab S.P. ke bunglow me Pandey ji ne iski bike thoki to uske baad mujhse iska connection puri tarahhee toot gaya....even hi, hello ki formality tak hum dono ab nahi nibhate.
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Bhupesh(B.H.U.) : isase meri dosti Arun ke karan hui thi aur Arun ke karan hee ye humare sath ek saal tak raha.waise ye launda mujhe kuchh khas pasand to nahi tha, lekin Arun aur Saurabh iske bare me bahut baate karte the, jiske karan mujhe bhi aisa dikhawa karna padta tha ki wo mera bahut achchha


dost tha. bhu ki mujhe sirf ek quality pasand thi aur wo ye ki bhu ko hamesha sare khabar ki jaankari rahti thi ,phhir chahe wo khabar college ki ho ya phhir duniya ki....
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Vibha : college me mujhse mili pahli ladki...darasal main jo baad me bana uski neev isne aur iske boyfriend-Varun ne milkar rakhi thi....baad me ye ek saal tak humare yaha teacher rahi aur mujhe hamesha apne subject me achchha number diya...Vibha ko main do karan se kabhi nahi bhool sakta
,pahla'A walk to jungle' aur dusara iske last words(fuck you) jo isne jate-jate mujhse kahe the....
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Deepika mam : iske bare me kya kahna...ek taraf isne mujhse apni gand marwayi aur dusari taraf meri khud bhi mari....college me ab tak ki best maal. I hope ki jo maine uske sath kiya ,uske baad wo mujhe zindagi bhar na bhoole aur mere lund ko hamesha yaad rakhe.

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Varun : is duniya me main sabse jyada jin logo se nafrat karta hoon, ye chutiya unme se ek hai...college me iski baadshahat kayi salo tak rahi lekin jab Sidar bhai ne hostel walo ko ek kiya to Varun ka patan hona shuru kiya aur aakhir me maine iski kabra banayi aur ise gaad diya....apne college ke aakhiri dino me Varun ki haalat ek kutte ki tarah thi aur ye 8 saal tak engineering karne ke bawzood engineering ki
 
degree hasil nahi kar paya aur college walo ne iski gand par laat marar ise bahar kar diya....
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Esha : Esha....my love. Jo meri zindagi me apne boyfriend ke sath aayi, lekin college ke aakhiri dino me meri girl-friend bani....ye ek aisi ladki thi ,jo mujhe bore kare ya mujhse ghisi-piti baatein kare to bhi mujhe bahut maza aata tha...waise isne to mujhe 8th semester me propose kiya tha lekin maine to ise teen-teen language me first semester me hee i love you bol diya tha...jiska pata ise abhi tak nahi hai...
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Gautam : Esha ke sath mila ek gift...ek aisa gift jo achchha hote hue bhi mujhe kabhi pasand nahi aaya. Yadi ye Esha ka boyfriend nahi hota aur mere samane jyada hoshiyari nahi chodta to zaroor main iski izzat karta ,par filhaal aisa kuchh bhi nahi tha aur hum dono ek-dusare ki surat tak se nafrate karte the, karte hai aur karte rahenge.....
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Sidar : Sidar ke college me aane se pahle aksar ye hota tha ki city ke launde hostel me ghuste aur hostel walo ko maar-peet kar chale jate the...lekin phhir is launde ne sabhi hostel walo ko ek sath kiya aur City walo ki wo haalat ki....ki ab City wale ya local launde hostel ka naam sunkar hee kaanp jate hai aur puri duniya ka ekmatra aisa insaan jiski baatein main mana karta tha.filhaal to wo is duniya me nahi hai, lekin unki yaadein hamesha mere sath is duniya me rahegi aur college me mera naam salo tak chale ya na
chale inka naam zaroor chalega, aisa mera manna tha.
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Divya : Esha ke sath ye bhi ek gift ke roop me meri zindagi me aayi thi...waise to shuru-shuru me ye meri fan thi lekin baad me jaise-jaise mera aur Gautam ka pyar parwan chadha,waise-waise iska behaviour badalta gaya...ye mujhe shuruat se hee pasand nahi thi ,lekin Arun aksar bola karta tha ki iska doodh bahut mast hai,par afsos ki main kabhi dekh nahi paya
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Saurabh : well, iski entry meri life me ek saal baad hui lekin jordar hui aur isi ne mujhe ye manne par majboor kar diya ki best friend ek nahi ,do bhi ho sakte hai ya phhir do se bhi jyada...
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Sulabh : meri tarah maha-ghamandi aur pure college me ise siway iski girl friend ke koyi dusari ladki pasand nahi thi....kabhi-kabhi ye aand kha jata hai lekin yadi dosto ko madad ki jaroorat ho to kabhi apne hath khade nahi karta...phhir chahe wo madad ka samay exam ke ek raat pahle kisi ko pura topic padhane ka kyun na ho.
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Megha : Sulabh ki girl friend aur college ka ekmatra aisa couple jiske bare me maine kabhi ulti baat nahi ki...
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Rajshri Pandey : Pandey ji se meri pahchan ,Sidar bhai ke karan hui thi....dil ka saaf aur mera sabse bada chela...Humare college me Gutkhe ka brand ambassador.
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Angelina : iski entry meri life me kisi toofan ki tarah hui thi aur yadi ye mere college me padhti to main yakin ke sath kah sakta hoon ki mujhe isase pyar ho jata...main Angelina ke sath mushkil se teen din raha tha, par wo teen din meri life ke sabse yaadgar teen dino me se the...kul-milakar main kahu to yadi mujhe ye ab mil jaye to main Esha ko chhodkar isase direct shadi kar loon...i really like her
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Chhatrapal : Chhatrapal yani ki chhatru...ye mujhe sirf isliye nahi pasand tha kyunki ye bhi meri tarah philosophy jhadta tha aur mauke bemauke bina maange mujhe salaah diya karta tha...wo to teacher hone ke karan maine lihaaj kiya ,warna isko apne shabdo se aisa chodta ki mere pair pakad kar mujhse maanfi mangte hue kahta"guru ji maafi dai do, humse galti hoyi gawa..."
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Aradhna : meri zindagi ki pahli girlfriend...jo ki thik ek normal ladki ki tarah thi...dusari ladkiya jaha mere paas tak nahi bhatakti thi wahi ye mere sath tandav karne me lagi rahti thi....Aradhna khud ko bahut funny samajhti thi aur aksar facebook, magzine ,nana-nani ki kahaniya kitab ke aise sade hue jokes marti thi, jisase better joke to main tab marta tha jab main kg-1 me tha....maine iska dil toda lekin mujhe kabhi bura nahi laga aur na hee mujhe aisa karte waqt mujhe Aradhna se koyi sympathy thi...bas dil kiya aur maine uska dil tod diya....
 
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Us din farewell me dimag ke background me baj rahe music ke dauran mujhe apne bare me ek aur baat pata chali ,jo ye ki yadi mere dost khaskar ke Arun aur Saurabh mere sath na ho to main bhi ek normal ladke ki tarah emotional ho sakta hoon...kyunki Esha mujhse door bhag rahi thi aur mujhe mere dosto ke bina waha party me bilkul bhi maja nahi aa raha tha....mere sath Rajshri Pandey jaroor tha, lekin uske hone ka kuchh khas asar mujhpar nahi hua....
"abey main nikalta hoon...mujhe neend aa rahi hai...."bahana marte hue main bola...
"lekin Arman bhai...abhi to laundo ki daru party aur langar dance baki hai...itani jaldi sokar kya karoge aur waise bhi kal se college thode hee jana hai aapko...."
"ab college nahi jana to kya main raat ko sona band kar doon....tu sath chalta hai to chal,mujhse faltu ki bakwas mat kar...."
"aap jao, main aata hoon thodi der me..."
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Pandey ji se vida lekar main Country Club se bahar jaane laga lekin us waqt mujhe kya maloom tha ki Aradhna ke roop me ek dhamaka country club se bahar jane wale raaste me mera intezaar kar raha tha....Aradhna akele waha khadi thi.shuru me to uspar meri nazar nahi padi...lekin jab nazar padi tab tak


peechhe hatne ka rasta hee nahi bacha...isliye mazboor hokar mujhe Aradhna ke paas jana pada.... "hi...how are you...."
"Arman sir...i love you...please mere sath...."
"ruk...please aisi baatein mat kar....warna khamkha do-char baatein sun legi mujhse.ek baat bata...college ke itane sare ladko ko chhodkar tujhe main ek akela hee mila kya , jaana apna rasta naap kyun mera mood kharab kar rahi hai aur waise bhi ab main is college me do-char dino ka mehmaan hoon to uske baad to ye sab hota hee na, jo kuchh din pahle maine kar diya....zara soch main kitna achchha hoon jo tujhe latka kar nahi rakkha...meri taraf se free chhoot hai tujhe,kisi bhi ladke ko pakad le...." "iska matlab aapki pahle se hee planning thi ki jab tak college me rahoge mere maje lutoge aur phhir chale jaoge..."
"aur nahi to kya....tune kya socha main tujhse shadi karunga...apne dimag ka ilaaz karwa aur life me aage badh.waise bhi darwin chaha ka ek siddhant hai ki 'is duniya me wahi jeene ke layak hai, jo situation ke according khud ko dhaal le...warna tujhe jaisi ladki ki duniya tarah-tarah se legi...be a mard.good bye "
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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"lekin...sir..."rote hue Aradhna itna hee boli...
"sorry babes...main emotional proof hoon.isliye tum chahe apni aankho se aansu bahao ya phhir apni dono aankhe hee nikal kar mere samane rakh do.mujhe koyi fark nahi padne wala aur aainda mere samane mat aana, warna main kya kar sakta hoon ,ye apne door ke bhai...kallu se puchh lena..."Aradhna ke aansuo ne to phhir bhi mujhpar koyi asar nahi kiya...lekin jab wo rone lagi to meri fati aur main waha se bhaga.....
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Anchoring karne ke dauran ghanto khade hone ke karan main bahut thak gaya tha ,isliye hostel ki taraf aate hue maine seedha plan banaya tha ki abhi jakar mast sona hai aur subah Esha ko call karke do-char lambe-chaude dialogue dena hai....
"aa gaya lawde...kitna selfish hai be, akele-akele daru pee li aur hume puchha tak nahi...dekh kaise gala sukh raha hai mera aur Saurabh to pyas se tadapte-tadapte bhagwan ko pyar ho gaya...."mujhe dekh Arun bola...
Arun is waqt apne bed par aise baitha tha ,jaise baba Ramdev subah-subah yoga karte waqt baithte hai....Main chup-chap andar aaya to Arun upar chhat ki taraf dekhte hue bola....
"hey uparwale...Saurabh ko narak me hee bhejna,bahut badmash launda hai....use garam tel ki kadhayi me daalkar talna aur pakode banakar sabko khila dena....Arman ,chal palthi markar baith ja,yoga karte hai..."
mujhe maloom tha ki is waqt banda daru peekar tann hai ,isliye iski kisi bhi baat ka virodh karna yaha tak ki isase baat bhi karna matlab puri raat ullu ki tarah jagna tha.isliye main abki baar bhi kuchh nahi bola aur chup-chap apne bistar par let gaya... neend to mujhe gand fad lagi thi, lekin machchharo ne sona haram kar rakha tha.
"Arman lund...mujhe wo laudi Aradhna mili thi....sali pagla gayi hai, bol rahi thi ki....yaad nahi kya bol rahi thi.lekin itna jaroor yaad hai ki kuchh khatarnak bol rahi thi,jise sunkar meri aur Saurabh ki gand fat gayi thi...."
"are kuchh nahi lawda...aisich emotional blackmail kar rahi hai...apne aapko bahut turramkhan samajhti hai.bolti hai ki lawda shadi karo...jaise duniya ki baki laundiya mar gayi hai..."
"kar le shadi... kar le...mast gand hai.  "
"itni hee pasand hai to tu hee ghus ja uske gand me...mujhe kyun bol raha hai.BC ne jeena haraam karke rakha hai.har kahi tapak padti hai...tu dekhna yadi agli bar mujhe kahi dikhi na to...to....main seedhe uske mu me lund dunga."
"maine to pahle hee kaha tha beta ki mat jao uske karib...lekin tujhe hee jhanda fahrane ka bada shauk tha..."neend se jagte hue Saurabh bola....
"tu to so raha tha na be..."
"laad mera so raha tha...Arun chutiyapa kar raha tha ,isliye sone ka natak kiya....ye aalund bol raha tha ki chal aaj raat bhar na sokar yoga karte hai...."
"Saurabh tu kuchh bhi bol ,lekin ye Arman lund hai bada ghamandi...sala dusare ki koyi parvaah


nahi.main kya bolta hoon,sale ka khoon karke thoda punya kamate hai..." "baat to sahi hai...zindagi me ghamand karna thik nahi hai"
"yadi tumhari zindagi me ghamand karne layak kuchh bhi nahi to phhir tumhari zindagi thik nahi... "maine kaha...
"tum lodu, marne ke baad narak me hee jaoge aur yadi narak jaane se bachna chahte ho to baba Arun ke sath yoga ka abhyas karo.baba Arun tumhare sare papo ko ,jo tumne ab tak kiye hai...unhe maaf kar denge aur tumhe apni sharan me lekar tumhari roj gand marenge...aao balak Arman...baba Arun ke lund ko pranam karo..."

"jyada bolega na to main pankhe ka taar nikal dunga,phhir garmi me karna yoga....aur lawda narak me jane ki dhamki kise de raha...main to narak me hee jaunga, bhale mujhe swarg hee offer kyun na ho..." Pankhe ke taar nikal dene ki meri dhamki se aur gand-fad garmi me machchharo ke sath raat bitane ke dar ne Arun ka to muh band kar diya...lekin dusari taraf Saurabh ka muh ab bhi khula tha.

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"to tu swarg nahi jana chahta..." "ek shart par..."
"ek shart par....bol to aise raha hai ,jaise bahut bada mahapurush ho.waise shart kya hai..." "shart...shart ye hai ki main swarg tabhi jaunga jab mujhe waha ka raja banayenge aur chodne ke liye har din nayi maal denge...warna main narak ki raah pakad lunga...."
"aur narak me rakshas jab teri lenge ,tab kya karega..."
"laad...kuchh nahi ukhad payenge mera...jab mujhe tel ki garam kadhayi me dalenge tab main usme tairunga aur tair-tair kar...tair-tair kar sunami laa dunga.jab koyi aag me pel ke tapi sariya meri taraf karega to main us sariya ko muh me le lunga aur thanda karke steam generate karunga aur phhir us steam se turbine+generator connect karke electrical energy paida karunga aur salo ko electricity ka aisa jhatka dunga ki gand se mutth aur lund se se goo niklega....."
"chup kar re lawda....kaan se blood nikal jayega yadi aur kuchh kaha tha...bhaiya aap mahan ,aapki jubaan mahan...main chala sone..."
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Narak-swarg ko lekar maine Saurabh ki jo fadi,uske baad wo seedha sokar hee raha.
dusara din mere liye bahut si surprise lekar aaya.Main un dino sapne me bhi nahi soch sakta tha ki koyi mujhpar hamla kar sakta hai ya mere khilaf koyi planning kar sakta hai....farewell ki raat ki agli subah mujhe bilkul bhi pasand nahi aa rahi thi...dil kiya ki daru pee loon,lekin kal raat ke mere invention 'leave daru...live life ' ke karan main ruk gaya aur cigarette lene ke liye hostel ke ek ladke ke sath dukan ki taraf nikal pada....
"Arman bhai...chalo na ek jagah se hokar aate hai..5-10 minute lagenge bas..."
"kaha...pahle bola hota to gadi lekar aate...."us launde ko saaf mana karte hue maine dukandar se kaha"lawde ,kharab cigarette di na to chodunga yahi par...ekdum fresh maal dena..."
"are bas yahi...ek dost se milkar aate hai...hostel ke peechhe ,paas me jo colony hai na...waha rahta hai.."
"waha to bilkul nahi jaunga....us mohalle ki ladkiya,sali buri nazar se mujhe dekhti hai...upar se 15-20 minute ka raasta hai..."
"  are chalo na Arman bhai...aap chaloge to thoda rola rahega.aapke rahte hue waha ki ladkiya meri taraf bhi ek-do baar dekh lengi..."
"kaisa gay aadmi hai be,...jabarjasti chalne ke liye force kar raha hai..." "are chalo na Arman bhai...5 minute to lagega bas...kitna paisa hua yar..."


us launde ne turant cigarette ke paise diye aur mujhe apni sath us colony ki taraf le jaane laga,jaha uska dost rahta tha....
"pura aand kha gaya tu ,subah-subah...ye 5 minute ka rasta hai...10 minute already ho chuke hai aur lawda abhi to sirf aadha raasta paar hua hai..."
"ek shortcut se le chalta hoon...jaldi pahuch jayenge..."bolkar wo launda jhadiyo ke beech me se ghus gaya aur uske peechhe-peechhe main bhi ghus gaya....lekin jab bahar nikle to saamne koyi colony nahi balki humara khoni ground tha...jaha 20-25 ladke apna chehara scarf se dhake hue khade the....shuru me to mujhe samajh nahi aaya ,lekin waha kya ho raha hai aur kya hone wala hai ,ye main turant samajh gaya....
"madarchod..."hostel ke jis launde ne mujhe yaha tak laya tha ,uske muh me jor se ek mukka marte hue maine kaha....
mera mukka seedhe uske honth par pada, jisase uska honth to fata hee sath me khoon ki bauchhar uske muh se nikalne lagi.....
"BC ,mujhe pelne ka plan bana rahe the to kuchh achchha plan banate...ye bhi koyi plan hai....lawda isase achchha plan to main tab bana leta tha...jab main plan ki spelling tak nahi janta tha....huh. BC ek superhero ko aise chutiye plan se maroge...."
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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"ek kaam karta hoon,puri taaqat lagakar bhagta hoon aur yadi 5 minute bhi bhagta raha to hostel
pahuch jaunga....lekin isase to meri izzat par thappa lag jayega.yadi maine aisa kiya to in kutto aur mujhme kya antar rah jaunga....lekin lawda maar khane me kaunsi izzat badhti hai, usme to aur bhi naam kharab hoga..."
Aain waqt par mera dimag apne aim se divert ho gaya tha kyunki jaha mujhe khud ko bachane ke ideas sochane chahiye the waha main soch raha tha ki bhagne me jyada izzat rahegi ya phhir do-char ko maarkar mar khane me jyada izzat rahegi.sala ajeeb situation thi waha par...ek taraf wo mujhe kis-kis tarah marna chahiye ye soch rahe the wahi dusari taraf main bhag jaun ya yahi khada rahu ye soch raha tha......
"abhi exam ko 15 din baki hai...tab tak to thik hee ho jaunga...phhir inme se har ek ko zinda yahi par gadunga...to finally fix hua ki kisi ek ka scarf apun ko ladayi ke waqt nikal kar use pahchan lena hai aur phhir usase yaha mauzood ek-ek ki identity lekar in sabki gand marni hai...."
ye sab sochkar maine un sabhi scarf bandhe hue ladko se kaha"maro na be, kya dekh rahe ho...jaldi maro thik hone me bhi to time lagega na...warna phhir main tum logo ko zinda kaise gadunga aur ek baat mujhe marte waqt yaad rakhna ki jo mujhe jitna marega use main utna return bhi karunga aur beta,jo hostel se hai...wo to apni khair manaye kyunki hostel ke launde unhe zinda jala denge...pata nahi kya hoga tum logo ka...waise yaha aate waqt maine unhe khabar kar di thi aur meri mathematics kahti hai ki wo bas 5 minute me yaha aa jayenge...."
"iske paas mobile nahi hai, chodu bana raha hai hume...aate waqt hee maine sab check kar liya tha..."hostel ka jo launda mujhe yaha tak laya tha,apna honth sahlate-sahlate khada hua.....
"abey to jaroori hai kya ki main mobile se hee unhe khabar doon...shaktiman nahi dekha kya, jisme shaktiman...Geeta vishwas se aankh band karke baat karta tha....let me try one more time...wo kya hai na ki kal daru nahi pi to signal pakad nahi raha"aankhe band karke maine aise hee hostel wale laundo ko bulaya....
"are maro na isko...kyun khade ho aise..."ek ladka scarf utar kar mujhse bola
"tu to collector ka launda hai na...tu in sabme kab shamil ho ..sale dhokhebazo,..."
"koyi dhokha nahi hai aur tune hee us din sabke saamne kaha tha na ki'mayne ye nahi rakhta ki tum kaise karte ho...mayne ye rakhta hai ki tum kya karte ho'...isliye ab humne kaise kiya ispar koyi dhyan nahi dega balki humne tujhe buri tarah se mara ispar sab....."
"complete your sentence please...."collector ke launde ki bolti achanak beech me band hote hue dekh main bola....
"ye sab kaha se aa gaye...."gand fati me ek aur ne apna scarf neeche kiye aur wo ladka Mahant tha.... "salaaa...kaise din aa gaye hai mere..ab koyi bhi...waise inki achanak fat kyun gayi..."un sabko hakka- bakka dekhkar maine khud se kaha aur jis taraf dekhkar wo sab apna muh fade khade the ,maine us taraf dekha....
"oye BC  hostel ke ladko ko kaise khabar hui...kahi sach me to mere andar shaktiman wali power nahi aa gayi aur jo maine thodi der pahle aankh band karke apna dar kam karne ke liye kaha tha,wo in sabne sun liya ho....."
Wo nazara dekhne layak tha, jab hostel ke saare ladke jhadiyo se kud-kud kar ground ki taraf daud rahe


the...kayi to waha se bhag nikle ,lekin jyada door tak nahi bhag paye...kyunki jis taraf wo bhage the,udhar se bhi hostel ke ladke aa rahe the.....
"shabash...ab in lawdo ko batata hoon ki marte kaise hai...."
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"tujhe pela to nahi ,in kutto ne..."Upar se neeche tak mujhe dekhkar Arun ne puchha aur phhir turant hee saamne khade Mahant ko pakad kar marne laga....
"sala ,itna bura to mujhe bhi nahi laga....ise kyun lag raha hai  khair,pahle inko pelta hoon...."Mahant ko Arun se chhudakar maine kaha"mera goggle laya hai be..."
"kaisa bakchod aadmi hai be...humlog ki gand fati me thi ki tu maar na kha jaye aur...."
"rahne de...aise boring scene mat create kar ab..."Arun ko beech me hee rok kar maine Rajshri Pandey se kaha"ja be bhagkar pani lekar aa..."
"Pani...lekin kyun..."
"inka gala katne se pahle in sabko pani pila deta hoon...taki gala aasani se kate...ja bhagkar le aa..." "lekin main hee kyun,...kisi aur ko bolo "
"tu jayega ya nahi..."
"jab gardan hee katni hai to pani kyun pilana...moot pilayenge MCO ko..." "ja na ,inaam dunga..."
"tu kahi mat ja be...yahi rah."Pandey ji ke badhte kadam rokte hue Saurabh ne mujhse kaha"aur tu thoda serious ho ja...maine pahle bhi kaha tha aur ab bhi kah raha hoon..."
"serious ho jaun...lawda exam chal rahe hai kya..."
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Mera man tha ki main pahle individually sab par dialogues maru ,lekin Saurabh ke virodh aur gusse ne mujhe aisa nahi karne diya aur phhir hostel ke sabhi ladke milkar un sabko marne lage...siway collector ke ladke ko chhodkar....Mahant,Yashwant ka to maine soch liya tha ki wo dono waha honge, lekin main hairan tab hua jab waha maine Kaliya, Varun aur Naushad ko dekha......
"isko chhod...main dekhta hoon ise"Kaliya ke baal pakadte hue maine jor se uska sar ghumaya"kyun be incest lover....tu bhi.  isko sabse jyada marna..."
Aur jab ek aur scarf hata aur mujhe Varun dikha to main aur chauka....
"hat sale ,failure se to main baat hee nahi karta...iske muh me danda dalkar ,gand se nikal do..." phhir main Naushad ki taraf badha...
"tu bhi...BC ,tum sab ye batao...kab se plan bana rahe the mujhe marne ka...mu me sharam bhi nahi hai.tum sabke...chhodna mat kisi ko.*** chod do inki..."
hostel ke lagbhag pure ladke waha ground me pahuch chuke the aur jo pahle nahi pahuche the wo dheere-dheere installment ke roop me waha aa rahe the.jitne launde milkar un 30 ladko ki pitayi kar rahe the,usase jyada waha khade hokar us sabka maza le rahe the.kuchh video bana rahe the to kuchh chilla-chilla kar bata rahe the ki kaise mare...koyi kahta ki ye fad do,koyi kahta wo fad do...koyi kahta yaha lund do to koyi kahta waha lund do....koyi kahta inke upar moot dete hai to koyi kahta nanga karke in sabko ghar bhejenge...kul-milakar jitne log waha the,utne type ke ideas mil rahe the....
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"Collector ke launde ka kya karna hai..."mere paas aakar Arun ne puchha...
"karna kya hai...use bhi mar,lawda kahi ka topchand hai kya...balki use sabse jyada mar..." "koyi ladka uspar hath nahi utha raha...sabko dar hai ki collector kahi uski baja na de..."
Maine bahut socha...pel ke socha ki us collector ke ladke ko mara jaye ya yun hee jane diya jaye...ek aam aadmi kahega ki chhod do lekin mujh jaisa ek mahan aadmi kahega ki chod do....waise mera dimag


collector ke ladko ko dekhkar mujhe kah raha tha ki wo danger zone hai aur mujhe waha entry nahi karni chahiye lekin usko main aise nahi jaane de sakta tha...
"la hockey stick de mujhe...."Arun se maine kaha... "pagal hai kya...jaane de use..."
"abey main marne nahi jaa raha ,main to bas aisich dialogue-bazi karne ja raha hai..." "sach..."
"teri kasam..."
Arun se hockey stick lekar main Collector ke ladke ke paas gaya.uski haalat is waqt bahut hee nazuk honi chahiye thi...lekin BC shaan se aise khada tha,jaise wo Arman ho aur hostel ke ladke mere gang ko dho rahe ho.
"kyun pe bhosad...gand fat gayi na..."
"maine tujhse pahle bhi kaha hai ki main tujhse nahi darta aur ab to aur bhi nahi darunga ,jab mujhe maloom ho ki inme se ek bhi banda mujhe hath tak ahi lagayega..."
"tujhse aisa kisne kaha..."
"mujhe maloom hai...maine aksar apne dosto ko aise khade rahkar maar khate hue dekha hai, lekin aaj tak kisi ne chhua nahi..."
"mere pair chhu..."
"itna bada fattu nahi hoon main..."
"okay...phhir.mujhe mat kahna ki maine tujhe kyun........mara."ek thappad marte hue main bola aur phhir hockey stick se head to foot uski massage karne laga...
abhi mera man bhi nahi bhara tha ki Arun aur baki ladko ne mujhe pakad liya. "lawde...bola tha,use hath mat lagana...kaisa jhat hai be...ab gand marana apni..."
"ab jab ise maar diya hai to,jo hona hai wo to hoga hee na...to kyun na thoda aur achchhe se mar loon.taki baad me mujhe tassali to rahe ki meri taraf se bhi koyi kami nahi hui thi"
Maine jo kaha tha wo un sabka khoon jalane ke liye kafi tha...lekin wo maine sahi hee kaha tha.isliye jin ladko ne mujhe pakda tha,unhone chhod diya aur Arun galiya bakta hua,waha se chala gaya...
"mayne ye nahi rakhta ki tum kaise karte ho, mayne ye rakhta hai ki tum kya karte ho....ye tujhe yaad tha na, to phhir tujhe wo bhi yaad hoga jo maine iske baad kaha tha ki'humne har us chiz ki kimat chukayi hai...jo hume mila hai' to tu janna chahega ki ye sab mujhe kis kimat me mila....ab jo bhi main tere sath karunga,wo tujhe zindagi bhar ye ahsaas dilayega ki apne baap ke dam par kabhi nahi udna chahiye...."uska pair pakad kar charo taraf ghaseetate hue maine kaha...
Collector ke ladko ko ghaseetate waqt mera jab bhi man karta main use ruk kar marne lagta aur jab mera man bhara tab maine use waise chhoda aur hath jhadte hue sabko waha se chalne ke liye kaha...... Mujhe chhodkar sab aapas me baat kar rahe the ki mujhe, collector ke ladke ko nahi marna chahiye tha.tabhi Rajshri Pandey peechhe se daudta hua aaya aur mujhse bola...
"Arun ka phone hai..."
"tu itna fati me kyun hai,mere dwara jhoothi kasam khane se mar gaya kya Arun...." "Aradhna ne suicide karne ki koshish ki hai..."
"dhat teri...zinda to hai na..."
"zinda hai...abhi aadhe ghante pahle ki khabar hai ,jiski khabar Arun bhai ko warden ne abhi hostel jaane par di."
"achchha hua ,zinda hain...ye lawda suicide karna aajkal ka fashion ban gaya hai...ab to usase kabhi baat tak nahi karunga...Arun ko bol,warden se puchhe ki wo kis hospital me hai aur warden se puchhane ke baad bike lekar ground ki taraf aaye..."


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Log kahte hai mujhe ghamand nahi karna chahiye lekin mere sath situation hee aisi paida hoo jati hai ki main ghamandi hone par mazboor ho jata hoon.ab aaj ke khooni ground ke khel ko udaharan ke taur par le lo....College ke ek se ek surmao ko pani pilane ke baad ab banda ghamand na kare to kya sharam kare. Waise bhi life me maza hawa ki taraf bahkar nahi aata ,uske khilaf jaakar aata hain,ye baat alag hai ki kabhi-kabhi yahich maza...saza de jati hai.


log kahte hai ki main jyada hawa me udta hoon lekin un baklolo ko kaun samjhaye ki duniya upar se hee khubsurat dikhti hai,neeche se to lagbhag sab kuchh badsurat hee hai.aisi lines main ghanto bol sakta hoon, lekin abhi Aradhna hospital me admit thi ,isliye main apne sapne se nikalkar vastavik duniya me aaya....jaha main , Pandey ji aur Arun bike par hospital ki taraf tezi se badh rahe the.
"dekh kar chalao ,Arun bhai...warna abhi to humlog kisi ka haal chal puchhane hospital ja rahe hai ,kahi thodi der baad log humara haal-chal puchhane na aa jaye..."
"lawde, tujhe bhai ki driving par shaq hai...ruk abhi tujhe main apna control dikhata hoon...."kahte hue Arun ne speed badha di....
"ek baat batao be, tumlog udhar kaise pahuche..." "kidhar...ground par..."
"hao..."
"wo to lawda mujhe kal hee hostel ke ek launde ne bata diya tha ki ,tujhe pelne ka plan Mahant aur Yashwant bana rahe hai.jo main tujhe kal batana bhool gaya aur subah-subah wahi launda aaya aur hum sabko jaga kar bola ki tujhe ground par gherne ka plan hai ,bas phhir kya tha...pahuch gaye hum log..." "aur ye ladka kaun tha,jisne mujhe bacha liya...use to oscar milna chahiye..."
"Mahant ke group ka hee ladka hai ,jisne ain waqt par dal badal liya,warna abhi main aur Pandey Aradhna ko nahi, tujhe dekhne ja rahe hote...."
"yadi wo Mahant ke group ka tha to phhir ground par kyun nahi tha...."
"tujhe kya lagta hai, bahane sirf tu hee bana sakta hai...usne bhi kuchh bahana bana diya hoga aur use ye sab itna exact isliye pata tha kyunki hume ye sab information dene wala aur koyi nahi balki Kaliya- Mahant ke room me rahne wala unka room partner tha..."
"lawde ke baal ,aalund...jab tujhe maloom tha ki wo log mujhe pelne ka programme bana rahe the to tune mujhe raat ko kyun nahi bataya....main pela jata to, tujhe maloom hai ki meri kitni fat gayi thi..." "ab lawda mujhe kya maloom tha ki roj 10 baje uthne wala ,aaj 8 baje uthkar beedi peene jayega...ek to sale subah jaldi uthkar ghor paap karta hai ,upar se ilzaam mere upar daal raha hai...hat lawda, baat mat kar tu mujhse, utar bike se..."
"jyada hoshiyari mat jhad...nahi to uthakar neeche fek dunga..."
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Jab mujhe pata chala tha ki Aradhna ne suicide kiya hai to main bahut tension me aa gaya tha lekin jab mujhe ye maloom chala ki wo zinda hai to main utna hee relax bhi ho gaya....lekin jo main soch raha tha..halaat usase jyada kharab the, bahut jyada kharab....jiska pata mujhe hospital pahuch kar laga.... Hospital me pahuchane wala main akela nahi tha ,waha mere pahuchane se pahle hee college ke bahut se log mauzood the, jisme Girls hostel ki warden, uski friends aur kuchh ladke the,jinka room hospital se thodi doori par hee tha...
"jao be ,puchhkar aao ki wo ab kaisi hai aur ye zaroor puchhna ki Aradhna ne suicide kyun kiya...." "chal Pandey..."Arun ne kaha...
"tu mat ja...Rajshri Pandey ko akele bhej...ja be Pandey A to Z ,sab kuchh pata karke aana...."
Main aur Arun College ke baki logo se bahut door hee baithe aur Rajshri Pandey ,un sabki taraf jaankari ikattha karne gaya....Rajshri Pandey, bahut der tak unlogo se baat karta raha aur jaise-jaise samay aage badhta ,Pandey ji ki shakl ki rangat khatam hoti ja rahi thi...jiske karan mera bhi gala sukhta ja raha tha ki tabhi Arun ne mujhse puchha...
"abey ,Arman...kahi Aradhna teri vajah se to....." "hat sale...is time par mazak mat kar..."
"main mazak nahi kar raha...tune ,use chhod diya kahi isliye to usne suicide nahi kiya....."


"pa...pagal hai kya be.Pyar me bhi koyi suicide karta hai...yaha universe har ek second me millions mile expand ho raha hai aur tu un purani baaton ko lekar pada hai...."maine khud ko nirdosh sabit karne ke liye hadbadahat me bola"aur ye bosdiwala, Pandey...waha ladkiyo ko line marne laga kya...jo abhi tak wapas nahi aaya..."
Meri ye gali turant asar kar gayi aur Rajshri Pandey apni baat-chit khatam karke humari taraf aane laga....Shuru-shuru me jab main hospital ke andar aaya tha tab maine socha tha ki Aradhna bilkul thik hogi aur bed par sharam ke mare apna sar jhukaye padi hogi...jaha jaakar main usase kahunga ki'kaise be...zinda kaise bach gayi...' lekin yaha aakar maine jo scene dekha use dekhkar main itna bechain ho gaya ki Pandey ji ke humare paas pahuchane se pahle hee main apni jagah par khada hua aur turant Pandey ji ki taraf chal diya.....jiske karan College se jo-jo log waha mauzood the, un sabki nazar mujhpar pad gayi.....
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"Arman bhai, abhi aap chup-chap mere sath bahar chalo, bahar sabkuchh batata hoon..." "hua kya...wo thik to hai na..."
"I.C.U. me hai...doctors bol rahe hai ki 50-50 ka chance hai...abhi aap bahar chalo, warna yadi college ke ladkiyo ne aapko yaha dekh liya to kahi bawaal na macha de...aap mere sath seedhe bahar chalo..."
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Waha se bahar aane ke baad Rajshri Pandey ne wo sab kuchh bataya, jo use Aradhna ki saheliyo se pata chala tha...jiske anusar...Aradhna ne kal subah rat poison khaya tha, lekin rat poison ne turant asar nahi kiya aur dopahar tak uski tabiyat jab kuchh down hui to use hostel me hee glucose ke kuchh bottle chadha diye gaye, jiske baad wo kuchh der tak thik rahi aur phhir aadhe-ek ghante ke liye farewell party me bhi aayi.Farewell party se aane ke baad uski tabiyat phhir kharab hui aur jab uski saheliyo ne warden ko iski khabar di to Warden ne use hospital me admit hone ke liye kaha...lekin Aradhna ne hee hospital jane se mana kar diya aur phhir raat ko neend ki kayi goliya khakar so gayi lekin aaj subah hote hee uski halaat bahut jyada kharab ho gayi....jiske baad emergency me use yaha hospital laya gaya.
Rajshri Pandey ne mujhe Aradhna ke suicide ki vajah bhi batayi aur wo Vajah main tha...jiska ullekh Aradhna ne bakayada suicide letter likhkar kiya tha, jo pahle Aradhna ki saheliyo ko mila aur phhir uski saheliyo ke dwara warden ko......
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"abey mahan chutiye....."apna matha pakad kar Arun bola"ye kya kiya tune.....udhar collector ke ladke ka case aur idhar ye Aradhna ka suicide case...."
"aisa thode hota hai...college ke kitne ladke-ladkiya ek-dusare ko aise dhokha dete hai...to kya sab suicide kar le....isme meri kya galti hai..."
"teri pahli galti ye hai ki tune ek galat ladki ko dhokha diya aur dusari galti ye ki usne tera name bhi mention kar diya hai....."
"ruk ja...kuchh nahi hoga.sochane de mujhe..."idhar-udhar chalte hue maine apne 1400 gm ke dimag par jor dala ki mujhe ab kya karna chahiye....lekin main jab bhi kuchh sochane ki koshish karta, main jab bhi in sabse nikalne ke baare me sochta to Aradhna ki farewell ki raat wali surat mujhe dikhne lagti....jiske karan mera sochna to door ,aankh band karke lambi saanse tak lena dushwar ho gaya...
"BC...kuchh samajh nahi aa raha....bacha le uparwale, ab se no daru...no ladki...Esha se bhi break-up kar lunga...nahi break-up nahi, kahi usne bhi Aradhna ki tarah suicide kiya to ,tab to main chus lunga....Esha...Esha se yaad aaya, usne bhi to ek baar Suicide karne ki koshish ki thi, jiski vazah Gautam tha....lekin use kuchh nahi hua tha....yesss...Arun ,idhar aa bhi...is problem se bahar nikalne ka solution mil gaya.. .kisi vakil se jaan-pahchan hai kya teri...meri ek se hai ,lekin wo sala dusare state me rahta


hai...jaldi bata...kisi vakil ko janta hai kya..." "haan...ek hai..."
"call kar use jaldi aur sari baat bata..."
"abey, tune socha kya hai pahle ye to bata aur aise fati me mat rah...aise ghabrate hue tujhe pahle kabhi dekha nahi ,isliye mujhe bekar lag raha hai...."
"thik hai..."maine apni aankhe band ki aur jaisa ki maine pahle bhi bataya ki Aradhna ki tasveer meri aankho ke saamne tandav kar rahi thi...uske bawzood maine ek lambi saans bhari aur aankh band kiye hue bola"Ek baar Esha ne suicide kiya tha Gautam ki vazah se...lekin Gautam ko kuchh nahi hua tha...isliye plan ye hai ki hum bhi wahi karenge ,jo Gautam ne kiya tha...."
"lekin Gautam ne kya kiya tha...ye kaun batayega...."
"dhat teri ki...ab ek aur jhanjhat...ruk thodi der sochane de mujhe...."main phhir Arun se thodi door aaya aur waha paas me lage chhote-chhote paudho ki pattiyo ko masalte hue ye sochane laga ki ab kya karu....kaise maloom karu, wo sab kuchh...jo Gautam ne first year me kiya tha.....

mujhe koyi idea to nahi mila,lekin anjaane me mere dwara paudho ki pattiyo ka tutna dekh, waha se thodi door par khade worker ne mujhe aawaz dekar danda dikhate hue waha se door hatne ki salaah di....

"iski maa ka...yaha itna serious matter chal raha hai aur ise global warming ki padi hai..."badbadate hue maine us paudhe ko jad se pura ukhad kar us worker ke saamne wahi fek diya....jiske baad wo worker daudte hue meri taraf aane laga....
"maa chod dunga teri...nahi to jaha khada hai ,wahi ruk ja...BC aandu-pandu samajh rakha hai kya, jo mujhe danda dikha raha tha...gand me dam hai to aa lawda. Pahle tujhe hee niptata hoon, baki baad me dekhunga...."
gusse se meri dahad sunkar wo worker ruk gaya aur apne sathiyo ko bulane ke liye chala gaya... "Pandey ,chal gadi nikal....ye satak gaya hai ab..."bolkar Arun mujhe hospital se bahar le aaya.....
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aise mauke par mujhe ek shanti ka mahol chahiye tha, jaha koyi mujhe disturb karne wala na ho lekin wahi shanti ka mahol mujhe naseeb nahi ho raha tha.Hospital ke gate ke bahar dusari side kayi chay- pani walo ne apna dera jama rakha tha...jisme se ek par Aradhna ki kuchh saheliya apna sar pakad kar baithi hui thi....aur mujhe Arun ke sath ,bahar khada dekh,sab mujhe dekhkar man me galiya dene lagi...jisase mera mind aur divert hua...
"Arman...ekdum shant rahna.Sona aa rahi hai idhar...isliye wo jo kuchh bhi bole, chup-chap sun lena...."Ek ladki ko apni taraf aate dekh Arun ne khuspusate hue kaha....


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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"ab yar tu ,aise situation me aisi tharki baat kaise kar sakta hai...idhar main itni pareshani me hoon aur tu Sona...chandi ki baat kar raha hai..."bolte hue maine aankhe band ki...Aradhna mujhe phhir dikhi aur maine lambi saans li....
"kaisa baklol hai be....tu bas usase bahas mat karna...."
"abhi mera dimag bahut jyada kharab hai ,yadi usne kuchh ant-shant baka to ,do char hath jama bhi dunga...do case ho hee chuka hai, teesara bhi jhel lunga..."
"mere baap...kuchh der ke liye Charlie Chaplin ban ja...." "Charlie Chaplin...matlab kuchh na bolu..."
"matlab...jis din Charlie Chaplin ke ghar me tragedy hui thi us din ka uska act ab tak ka best act mana gaya hai...isliye tu bhi ekdum waisich cool rahna...ab chup ho ja..wo aa gayi..."
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Arun ke karan main chup ho gaya.Sona humare paas aakar kuchh der tak apne kamar me hath rakhkar mujhe dekhti rahi aur main kabhi baye to kabhi daye dekhta.maine kuchh der tak intezaar kiya ki wo mujhe ab gali degi...ab gali degi.lekin jab wo mujhe kuchh bolne ke bajay sirf ghoorati rahi to main bola...
"jo bolna hai ,bol na jaldi...." "sharam aa rahi hai thodi ,bahut..." "sharam hee to mujhe nahi aati...."
"disgusting....jab se Aradhna ke suicide ke bare me uske papa ko pata chala hai, unhe hosh tak nahi...idhar Aradhna apni zindagi se lad rahi hai aur udhar uske papa....kya bigada tha usne tera, jo use aisa karne par majboor kar diya.jab pyar tha hee nahi ,tab kyun uske sath sambandh rakha tune....bloody hell...."
Sona jaise-jaise mujhe sunati,Arun mera hath utni hee jor se daba kar shant rahne ka ishara karta...meri aadat ke hisab se to main kisi ka lecture sun nahi sakta tha ,isliye main ye sochane laga ki Esha se kaise maloom kiya jaye ki usne jab suicide karne ki koshish ki thi to aage kya hua tha.....
"idhar dekh idhar..."bolkar Sona ne dusari taraf dekh rahe mere chehre ko apne hatho se pakad kar apni taraf kiya....
"teri maa ki....hath kaise lagaya be tune...jyada kachar-kachar karegi to kachcha chaba jaunga.bol to aise


rahi hai jaise maine khud ne chuhe marne wali dawa laakar use diya aur bola ho ki'le kha aur mar ja'...khud to dus-dus launde ghumati hai aur mujhe yaha aakar naseehat de rahi hai....bhool gayi pichhale saal jab ek ladka tere karan Yashwant se maar khaya tha.sali khud to kayi ladko ki zindagi barbaad kar di aur yaha mujhe suna rahi hai..."
is beech Arun ne mera hath dabana jari rakha isliye maine uska hath jhatakte hue kaha...
"hath chhod be tu...ise aaj goli de hee deta hoon, bahut shan-patti kar rahi hai apun se....tune kya socha tha ki tu yaha aayegi aur mujhe chamka kar apne saheliyo ke saamne deenge hakegi .wo aur ladke honge jinpar tu hukumat karti hogi...mujhse thoda door rahna...warna jab security officer mere paas aayegi tu tera naam le lunga aur kahunga ki'tune mujhe aisa karne ke liye kaha tha'...ab chal nikal yaha se..." "maine sahi suna tha tere baare me...tujhe ladkiyo se baat karne ki tameej nahi hai..."
"abey nikalti hai yaha se...ya tameej sikhaun tujhe main...aur by the way, tujhe bahut tameej hai ladko se baat karne ka....sali........."mere muh se aage bas galiya hee nikalne wali thi ki main chup ho gaya.... "abhi chahe kitna bhi akad le ,ye sab karke tujhe raat me bahut tension hogi.tujhe neend tak nahi aayegi...."
"apun ki life me jab tak tension na ho to tension ke bina neend hee nahi aati...ab tu chal ja..." "how dare you..."
"aa gayi na apni aaukat pe...char saal me english ka sirf ek line sikha'how dare you'....ab chal isi ke aage english me bol ke dikha...."
iske baad Sona kuchh nahi boli aur chup-chap udhar se jaane lagi....lekin main phhir bhi chillate hue bola..
"apne kaan ke sath apna sab kuchh khol sun le...ye sar sirf tirange ke aage jhukne ke liye bana hai...ladkiyo ke samane nahi aur tujh jaisi ladki ke samane to bilkul bhi nahi...agli baar se kisi ladke ko kuchh bolne se pahle soch lena kyunki har ladke tere boyfriends ki tarah jhandu nahi hote...kuchh jhande bhi gaad dete hai..."
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Sona ke jane ke baad ,main Arun ke sath kuchh der wahi khada raha aur jaise hee Rajshri Pandey bike nikalkar bahar aaya...hum dono bike par baithkar hospital se nikal liye....
"Esha se puchhu kya be...batayegi na..."
"dekh le...direct mat puchhna...thoda ghooma-fira kar baat karna..."Arun bola...
"main kya bolta hoon Arman bhai...Esha ko sab kuchh sach bata do aur phhir puchho....mujhe pakka yakin hai ki wo zaroor madad karegi..."peechhe mudkar Rajshri Pandey ne kaha...
"tu lawde seedhe dekhkar bike chala aur jab mujhe yakin nahi hai ki sach batane se Esha help karegi to tujhe kaise yakin hai be...chutiye...ab ,lawda tum dono me se koyi kuchh mat bolna,main call kar raha hoon uske paas..."
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Main hamesha se yahi manta hua chala aa raha tha ki mere samane koyi si bhi dikkat...kaisi bhi pareshani aaye ,main un sabko badi aasani se jhel sakta hoon aur mera yahi bhram mujhe us waqt himmat de raha tha ki main kuchh na kuchh to aisa soch hee lunga, jo mujhe is problem se bahar nikalega....log kahte hai ki mujhme ghamand bahut hai ,mujhe ghamand nahi karna chahiye ,lekin ab unko ye kaun samjhaye ki yahi ghamand to hai, jo mujhe buzdil nahi banata......
maine bike par baithe-baithe apni aankhe band ki aur phhir lambi saans li....us waqt yun aankhe band karke apne fefado ko hawa se bharne me mujhe achchha feel ho raha tha aur meri bechaini bhi kam ho rahi thi....
"hello...."Esha ke call recieve karte hee main bol pada"mere mobile par abhi Divya ka messege aaya


tha...usne mujhse kaha hai ki tum Gautam se pyar karti ho aur first year me tumne Gautam ke liye suicide bhi kiya tha...."
"sab purani baat hai...tum na hee puchho..."jis tezi ke sath maine sawal kiya ,usi tezi ke sath Esha ki taraf se jawab aaya....
"purani daru aur purani ghatnaye hamesha hee asardar hoti hai...."
"maine tumse kabhi Aradhna ke baare me puchha, jo tum mujhse Gautam ke baare me puchh rahe ho...."
"abhi dialogue-dialogue khelne ka time nahi hai.....jaldi bata,,.." "puchhate raho..main nahi batane wali..."
"thik hai, phhir...mujhse milne ek ghante baad City Care me aa jana...." "kyun..."
"kyunki main is waqt Hostel ki chhat me khada hoon aur bas kudne wala hoon....zinda raha to mil lena
,warna door se dekhkar chale jana...."Mobile ko thodi door le jate hue maine Pandey ji se kaha"bike rok side me aur mera naam chillana..."
"  to main kaha tha...haan yaad aaya, main suicide karne wala tha...mujhe jab se Divya ne ye messege kiya hai tabse do-teen heart attack aa chuke hai...pani peeta hoon to pyas aur lagti hai, khana khata hoon to bhookh aur badhti hai....jaldi se bata,warna bas main kudne hee wala hoon...."
"chillao be..."Rajshri Pandey ko ek jhapad markar maine kaha aur mera jhapad khakar wo turant chillane laga....
"Arman bhai....Arman bhai.....Arman bhai...."
"bose dk naam hee leta rahega ya aage bhi kuchh bolega...."dusara jhapad markar main dheere se bola...
"Arman bhai...neeche aa jao, warna giroge to hath pair toot jayenge..." "abey hath ,pair nahi...main mar jaunga seedhe ye bol..."
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Rajshri Pandey ne waisa hee bola ,jise sunne ke baad Esha ki jeebh ladkhadane lagi aur main samajh gaya ki Aradhna ke suicide se bachne ke liye mujhe apne suicide ka khel bas thodi der tak aur jaari rakhna hai...
"ab bolti hai ya main jump maru..."
"thik hai.....tum pahle wapas neeche utar jao....wo Gautam ne mujhe chhodane ki dhamki di thi...isliye maine suicide kiya tha..."
"bas itna hee...how boring. Maine socha kuchh interesting matter raha hoga....uske baad kya hua..." "uske baad main hospital me kuchh din rahi aur phhir wapas ghar aa gayi..."

"koyi case nahi kiya tha tumne ya tumhare gharwalo ne..."mudde par aate hue maine Esha se Puchha... "nahi...shuru me shayad mere dad ne FIR ki thi ,Gautam ke khilaf...lekin unke lawyer ne mere bachne ke baad mere dad ko case wapas lene ke liye convince kar liya....that's all"

"phone rakh ab....baad me baat karta hoon...chal bye."
"are...aise kaise..."Esha kuchh aur bolti usase pahle hee maine call disconnect kar diya aur Arun ko ghaseet kar apni taraf kheenchate hue bola"tu apne pahchan wale jis lawyer ki baat kar raha tha na,use phone karke uske pair pakad le aur pura matter bak dal..."
"abhich call karu"
"nahi...abhi kyun call karega...ek saal baad karna.."
"wo to main isliye puchh raha tha kyunki wo teri tarah fizool insaan nahi hai...Advocate hai wo..." "Arun bhai...Advocate kya karega is matter me ,lawyer ko call karo...jo kala coat pahan kar adalat me


jata hai..."
"abey chutiye....."call karte hue Arun mujhse bola"isko samjha kuchh..."
"tu idhar aa side me..."Rajshri Pandey ko thodi door laate hue maine kaha"Advocate bhi lawyer hee hota hai be , lawde...."
"matlab..."
"ab matlab kaise samjhaun tujhe....matlab jaye gand marane abhi tu chup rah, hostel jaakar Google maharaj se puchh lena..."
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Esha se baat karne par mujhe kuchh khas madad nahi mili kyunki Lawyer wala idea to mere dimag me pahle hee aa gaya tha...lekin Esha se baat karne ke baad jo mujhe pata chala wo ye ki , main ab buri tarah se fas gaya hoon kyunki Esha ke case me uske dad ne compromise kar liya tha aur Esha zinda bhi bach gayi thi .Mere case me filhaal abhi to aisa kuchh bhi nahi tha...kyunki na to Aradhna ka baap mujhse compromise karne wala tha aur na hee abhi ye sure tha ki Aradhna zinda bach jayegi.... "bhatti bhaiya bol rahe hai ki security officer yadi tujhe lene aaye to bhagna mat aur chup-chap unke sath chale jana...."
"ye to main already karne wala tha....aage bol aur ye kaisa naam hai...bhatti"
"abey bhatti unhe pyar se kahte hai...unka pura naam Bharat Trivedi hai...bhatti bhaiya bol rahe the ki tu security officer ko sab kuchh sach mat batana matlab tu security officer se ye bolna ki Aradhna hee tujhe pareshan kar rahi thi....tere aur Aradhna ke beech sex hua hai, iska jikra to bilkul bhi mat karna....baki bhatti bhaiya kuchh ghante me hostel aa jayenge..."
"to mujhe karna ye hai ki ab main chup-chap hostel jaun aur wahi pada rahu....hai na..." "haan..."
"to chal....ab thoda better feel kar raha hoon..."
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Yadi mujhe maloom hota ki mere chhodne ke baad Aradhna aisa gul khilayegi to main kabhi use dekhta tak nahi...kabhi usase baat tak nahi karta. Wo to meri hee kismat footi thi jo main uski ragging ke waqt waha canteen me mauzood tha...jiske baad hum dono ki baat-chit chali.ye baat-chit wahi dab jati lekin phhir Esha ke karan mere andar anchoring karne ka keeda jaga aur waha mujhe phhir Aradhna mili...jiske baad ek-din mere muh se Esha ke liye 'i love you' nikal gaya aur maine Aradhna se betahasha pyar karne ka excuse de mara, lekin mujhe kya pata tha ki mera wo excuse ek din mujhpar hee accuse bankar barsega...jo hua so hua ,sab kuchh tab bhi thik ho sakta tha lekin mujhe hee Aradhna ko chodne ki kuchh jyada lalak thi aur mere us verb me Kallu ke challenge ne helping verb ka kaam kiya....
hostel aate samay bike main chala raha tha aur sath me ye bhi soch raha tha ki kitna fast hoon main, abhi mere khilaf koyi case tak nahi bana aur idhar maine usase bachne ka rasta bhi bana liya lekin meri soch mujhpar tab bhari padi...jab hostel pahuchne ke kuchh der baad hee security officer ki jeep ghargharate hue hostel ke samane khadi hui....kayi security officer wale hostel ke andar ghuse aur jitno ko dekha unhe pakad kar bahar nikala aur zameen par baitha diya....
"bahut charbi badh gayi hai tum logo ke andar jo sale aaye din har kisi ko marte firte ho....aaj beta collector ke ladke ko maarkar fase ho jaal me...abhi thane lejakar tum logo ki sari charbi utarta hoon...."apni jeb se kagaz ka ek tukda nikal kar ek security officer wale ne kaha"main jinke-jinke naam lunga...wo jakar jeep me baith jaye...."
"Arman....Arun....Saurabh...Rajshri Pandey....Umesh....Santosh...Brijesh....Suraj Pratap...Radhelal...sab yahi par hai..."
Jawab me waha mauzood laundo ne apna hath utha diya...Jeep ke pichhe wali seat par aaram se 4 aur


mushkil se sirf 6 log hee baith sakte the...lekin un salo ne boriyo ki tarah dus logo ko daba-daba kar bhara....kaun kitna dar raha tha ,kiski kitni fati thi...ye hum me se koyi nahi janta tha...lekin itna to zaroor tha ki jin 10 ladko ko security officer ne pakda tha unme se koyi thane le jate waqt roya nahi aur na hee kisi ne security officer ke samane apne hath jode...BC sab role se jeep me aise baithe jaise unhe security officer station nahi balki kisi function me le jane ke liye as a chief guest invite kiya gaya ho....
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Duniya me kuchh bhi karo, kisi ke liye bhi karo ,kaise bhi karo...sabse jyada important hota hai uski shuruat aur usase bhi jyada important hota hai us shuruat ka ant.phhir chahe wo koyi Science Project ho ya phhir koyi Exam...phhir chahe wo pyar karna ho ya phhir mutth marna...har ek karta, har ek karam aur har ek karan me ye fit baithta hai...
Mere college life ki shuruat ekdum jhat hui thi ,ye mujhe maloom tha lekin mere college life ka ant bhi jhatu hoga ,ye mujhe nahi maloom tha...bilkul bhi nahi...zara sa bhi nahi...electron ke size ke barabar bhi nahi. Yadi 8th Semester ko nichoda jaye to bahut se aise reason maloom honge...jiske chalte wo sab kuchh hua, jise bilkul bhi nahi hona chahiye tha....jaise college ke 50 saal usi saal pure hue, jab main final year me tha aur Prinicipal ne pure final year ko auditorium me bulakar Golden jubilee ke function ki jaankari di...phhir Chhatru mahoday beech me apne anchoring ka dhindhora peetne ke liye aa gaye aur Esha ke karib jaane ki chah me main bhi anchoring karne ghus gaya.
Esha aur Maine pure saat semester ek-dusare ko ignore markar gujara tha lekin us 8th Semester me anchoring ke chalte hum-dono ke beech jo gile-shikve the sab door ho gaye....pure saat semester Esha ke muh se friend...dost ka ek lafz bhi mere liye nahi nikla ,lekin 8th semester me usne direct 'i love you' bol dala....Anchoring ke dauran hee auditorium me dekhte hee dekhte Aradhna meri lover ban gayi, BC jaha saat semester meri real life me koyi ladki nahi thi...are real life gayi bhad me mere to facebook life


me bhi koyi ladki nahi thi  wahi 8th Semester me ek zinda had-mans ki ladki ko mere samne paros diya gaya...
aur to aur Anchoring ki vajah se hee farewell ke din meri zindagi me Collector ka launda ghusa.kul milakar kahe to sare fasaad ki jad Anchoring hee thi...kyunki yadi mere andar Anchoring karne ka keeda na paida hua hota to na to Esha aur main ek dusare se kabhi baat karte aur na hee Aradhna meri kabhi girlfriend banti aur na hee Collector ke launde se meri kabhi mulaqat hoti, kyunki mere anchoring na karne ki situation me hostel aur city ke students ka farewell alag-alag hota.......................
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security officer station pahuchte hee hum sabko lock up ke andar daal diya gaya...kayi ghante hum sab lock up me ek sath band rahe ,lekin hum me se koyi kuchh nahi bola....sab aise behave kar rahe the jaise koyi ek- dusaro ko janta tak na ho ya phhir sab gunge bahre ho gaye the...
"kya ye sab meri vajah se hua hai..."un sabko aise shant kisi soch me dooba hua dekh maine khud se kaha"nahi...yadi ye log mujhe kasoorvar mante to kabka Arun mujhse bhid gaya hota...waise maine kiya bhi kya hai, ye sab to hota rahta hai...yadi main un logo ko nahi marta to wo log mujhe marte...nope, maine kuchh galat nahi kiya ,main kuchh galat kar bhi nahi sakta..."
"tum me se Arman kaun hai...."mere dhyan me vighn dalte hue ek constable ne lockup ke bahar se puchha...
"main hoon..."apna ek hath khada karte hue maine jawab diya... "chal bahar aa....S.P. Sahab bula rahe hai..."
"S.P.....ye to apna hee aadmi hai. do-char naseehat dekar chhod dega...bach gaye lawda..."S.P. Ka naam sunkar mere andar yahi khayal aaya aur main turant uthkar constable ke peechhe chal diya...
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"namasty Sir..."S.P. Ko dekhkar main bola... "chal baith..."
"dhanyavad sir..."jhatke se chair kheench kar main aise baitha jaise abhi thodi hee der ke baad hum dono milkar do-do peg marenge....
Meri nazar me R.L.Dangi yani ki apne security officer adhikshak ki jo chhavi thi ,wo ek bahut hee sajjan purush ki thi...ek dum seedha-sadha jeewan, shant swabhav...saral vyavhar...atyant dayalu...kul milakar main R.L.Dangi ko ek bahut hee nek dil insaan samajhta tha, lekin meri ye galatfahmi us din door gayi...
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"tune aaj kise mara hai, pata hai..."
"hmm..."gardan up-down karte hue meri muh se sirf itna hee nikla....
"jab tujhe pata hai ki tune kise mara hai to ye bata ki kiske bal par tune aisa kiya....kaun hai tere peechhe..."
"mere peechhe....koyi nahi..."
"tujhe kya lagta hai ki main yaha kyun aaya hoon...."
"case ko dabane ke liye aur mujhe pakka yakin hai ki aapke yaha se jaane ke thodi der baad hee hum log bhi nikal jayenge...."
"Arman...tune us din jis Superintendent of security officer ko dekha tha uska bartaav kuchh alag tha aur tu aaj jis Superintendent of security officer ko dekhega uska bhi bartaav kuchh alag hee hoga, mere kahne ka matlab hai ki us din tune mujhe achchha-bhala kaha hoga lekin aaj ke baad bura-bhala kahega...isko pakadkar daal de andar aur thik dhang se mehman nawazi karo in salo ki...."kahte hue Dangi mahashay khade hue aur phhir Constable ki taraf dekhkar bole"pahle to in sabki khoob dhulayi karo aur jab inki dhulayi ho jaye to mujhe call kar dena...."


"is meharbani ki koyi khas vajah ,sir..."
"khas vajah...hmm..."peeche palatkar Dangi bola"khas vajah ye hai ki Collector mera bahut achchha dost hai aur uske ladke ko main apna beta manta hoon..."
"aise to main bhi khud ko Narayan bhagwan ka avtar manta hoon to main kya sach me avtar hoon...ye sab dakiyanusi baatein hai aur ek insaan ko in sab baato me bilkul nahi padna chahiye...samajhdar insan ko to bilkul bhi nahi...."
"sabse jyada ise hee marna aur ise iska ahsaas jaroor dilana ki dakiyanusi baatein bhi dakiyanusi nahi hoti"
"abey MC...sath nahi dena tha to mat deta...kaun sa humlog tujhse madad magne gaye the be jhaklet...lekin aise apne chamcho ko hume thokne ke liye bolkar tune bahut galat kiya....ruk lawda...mujhe banne de S.P. Phhir tujhe aur tere us Collector ko ek sath chodunga...."S.P. Ko waha se jata hua dekh main badbadaya....
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S.P. Ke jaane ke baad Constable ne mujhe wapas mere gang ke paas pahucha diya aur sabko khade hone ke liye kaha.....
Ab humlog shadi me to aaye nahi the, jo security officer wale nashta-pani puchhte ,salo ne hath me danda liya aur jisko paya usko pelna shuru kar diya...BC mujhe time hee nahi mil raha tha ki kuchh soch saku...kyunki main jab bhi kuchh sochane ke liye dimag par jor dalta ,tab tak mere body ka koyi na koyi portion dande se laal ho jata.....Shuru-shuru me to maine do-char dande sah liye ,lekin agli bar jab constable ne apna danda uthaya to maine danda pakad liya.....
"mere khilaf ek taraf collector aur dusari taraf S.P. hai to kya hua..mera mama bhi MLA hai ,isliye apne ye lathi charge ab band karo, warna tum sabki dayi-mayi ek kar dunga...BC chutiya ,samajh kar rakhe ho ka be...."mujhe mar rahe constable par cheekhte hue maine kaha...."ruk kyun gaya , mar....tu to beta khatam hai ab....bas pata lagne de mere mama ko"
Mere Mama MLA hai iska unpar jordar asar hua aur thodi der tak ek-dusare ki shakl dekhkar wo sab lock up se bahar nikal gaye....
"lawde bola tha...mat mar us collector ke launde ko aur chutiye tera Mama ,MLA hai ,ye tune pahle hee bata diya hota to itna sab kuchh hota hee nahi..."
"mera koyi mama-vama nahi hai be...wo to ye sale pelte hee ja rahe the ,isliye hawa se ek MLA ka character lana pada...."
"wah beta ,ab to aur dhang se pelwa diya tune...jab inko pata chalega ki tu inse jhooth bol raha tha tab to ye aur pyar se humari band bajayenge.....ek baar main yaha se nikal jaun, kasam khata hoon,teri surat zindagi me kabhi nahi dekhunga...."Arun bola...
"tension mat le...jab tak inko sach pata chalega tab tak tera wo lawyer hume yaha se nikal le jayega....mujhe to dar is baat ka hai ki kahi ye log mere ghar khabar na pahucha de ki main yaha lock up me band pada hoon, warna mera ram-ram satya ho jayega...mujhe bahut sharif mante hai mere gharwale..."
"tu kuchh bhi bol Arman...lekin aaj ke baad teri-meri dosti khatam..."bolte hue Arun jaha khada tha
,wahi apna sar pakad kar baith gaya.....
Jab se maine MLA wala jhooth bola tha, tab se mujhe sirf Advocate Bharat ka intezaar tha ki wo aaye aur jaldi se hume nikal le jaaye....Bharat ke intezaar karte-karte shaam ho gayi, lekin wo nahi aaya....sham se raat hui, tab bhi wo nahi aaya, upar se Arun mujhse rootha hua tha ,jiske karan main usase kuchh baat bhi nahi kar pa raha tha....
us din humlog aadhi raat tak jagte rahe is aas me ki abhich Arun ke pahchan wala lawyer aayega aur


humlogo ko chhuda kar chalta karega ,lekin BC wo raat ko bhi nahi aaya....raat ko kya, wo to lawda savere bhi nahi aaya aur tab meri fatni shuru hui....
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"Arun...tere wo bhaiya kaha rah gaye..."
"gand mara tu...mujhse kya puchh raha hai. Koyi aaye chahe na aaye lekin yadi in logo ne mujhe phhir mara to lawda main saaf bol dunga ki isme tera hath tha, humlog ko chhod do..."
"dikha di na apni aaukat..."
"hao lawda ,dikha di apni aaukat...ab tu har jagah apna chutiyapa karega to kaha tak humlog sahenge...hazar baar bola tha ki Collector ke ladke ko hath mat laga lekin nahi yadi tu aisa karta to ye The Great Arman ki shan me gustakhi hoti...khud to chusa hee ,humlog ko bhi chuswa diya...tuuuu....baat mat kar mujhse, warna lawda aaj ladayi ho jayegi...."
"chal be fattu...itni hee fati me rahta hai to jakar chat le Collector ka..." "Arman main, bol raha hoon...chup ho ja..."
"are chal be...tum jaiso ki baat main manne laga to ho gaya mera bantadhar..."
Baki ke laundo ne hum dono ki badhti ladayi ko roka aur dono ko ek-ek kone me fek diya....
Main us waqt kayi karano se pareshan tha...pahla karan Collector ki power thi ,jiske jariye wo meri aisi- taisi kar sakta tha...dusara karan ain mauke par S.P. ka mere khilaf ho jana...teesara karan Aradhna thi...jiske baare me na chahte hue bhi mujhe sochna pad raha tha aur chautha karan jo mujhe pareshan kar raha tha ,wo ye ki kal dopahar se mere pet me khane ka ek nivala tak nahi gaya tha ,jiske chalte mere dimag ki door khane se judi hui thi....ab khali pet aise situation me kuchh sochna thik waisa hee tha ,jaise ki bina lund ke chudai ke competition me hissa lena....
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"chalo be ,bahar niklo sab...S.P. Sahab aaye hai..."apna danda thok kar ek constable ne door se hee hum sabko bahar aane ke liye kaha...

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"S.P. aa gaya hai, sab log uske samne apni gardan jhuka kar khade rahna aur sirf mujhe hee baat karne dena..."apni jagah par khada hote hue Saurabh bola"aur Arman tu ,sabse peechhe rahna..."
"ye duniya badi zalim hai mere bhai..jitna daboge utna adhik hee dabaye jaoge.ab kal raat ka mamla hee le le...yadi main in constables ko apni akad nahi dikhata to sale subah tak marte rahte lekin aisa...." "raham karke ab koyi philosophy mat jhad kyunki bahar jo tera baap baitha hai na uske samne gardan jhukane me hee bhalayi hai isliye please ab koyi naya bakheda khada mat karna...."meri baat khatm hoti usase pahle hee Saurabh mujh par ghayal sher ki tarah toot pada...
"mujhe pata hota ki tum log aise rondu ho to kabhi tum log ke sath nahi rahta..."
"kahe ka rondu be....bhool mat ki college me teri jo ye gundagardi chalti hai na wo humi logo ki badaulat chalti hai...ek baar tere upar se hostel ka tag hat gaya na to phhir teri koyi aaukat nahi...isliye ab shant rahna..."
"kisi mahan purush ne sach hee kaha hai ki......"
"abey oye mahan purush....ye aapas me baat-chit karna band karo aur bahar aao...sahab bula rahe hai."mujhe beech me hee rok kar constable ne ek baar phhir apna danda zameen par thoka....
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Humare Lockup se bahar nikalte hee constable ne apne hath me pakde hue dande se hume bahar jaane ka ishara kiya ,jaha S.P. ek chair par aaram se baithkar kuchh pee raha tha aur do constable uske sath wahi par khade the.....sab launde attention ki position lekar S.P. ke samne khade ho gaye. Saurabh ke plan ke mutabiq Saurabh sabse aage khada tha aur main sabse peechhe....
"jao , use lekar aao..." glass table par rakhkar S.P. ne apne paas khade Constable se kaha aur phhir hum loho ki nazar us constable par ad gayi ki BC ab kaun aaya hai...kahi Collector mahashay khud to nahi padhare hai ,ye dekhne ke liye ki humlogo ko barabar maar padi hai ya nahi.....
"nahi lawda...Collector aata to mahol hee kuchh alag hota.ye koyi dusara jhandu hai, kahi mera koyi fan to nahi..." bahar khadi laal batti wali gadi ki taraf taktaki lagaye maine dheere se kaha aur collector ke ladke ko Constable ka sahara lekar langdate hue chalta dekh main bhauchakka rah gaya....
"ye lawda....ye itni jaldi kaise hosh me aa gaya, kal hee to mara tha isko....sale ko jaan se mar dena chahiye tha"
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"pahchana ise...isi ki vajah se tumlog yaha par ho..."table par rakhi glass ko hath me lekar hilate hue S.P. bola"isne mujhe bataya ki ise sirf ek ne mara hai aur mujhe pakka yakin hai ki wo ek tum me se hee hai
,isliye apne aap bata do ki wo kaun tha...."
Us waqt S.P. ke samne jaane ke sivay mere paas koyi dusara rasta nahi tha ,kyunki yadi main khud samne nahi jata to phhir Collector ka wo chutiya ladka apni tooti hui ungali meri taraf kar deta...isliye main apna sar jhukaye aage gaya aur mujhe apni taraf aata dekh S.P. ko ye samajhne me bilkul bhi mushqil nahi hui ki wo mahan purush main hee hoon, jisne uske muhbole bete ka ye hashra kiya tha. "tu....tune mara ise..."
Jawab me main ekdum murti ke mafiq khada raha .Collector ka ladka taqriban 5 minute me humare paas kachhue ki chal se chalte hue nahi balki main kahu to rengate hue pahucha aur jab wo humare paas pahucha to use chair me baithne ke liye hee kayi minute lag gaye....
maine Collector ke ladke par nazar dali...mathe par kahi jagah gahra nishan tha aur lawde ka aadha naak chhil gaya tha aur hath-pair ka to puchho mat ,sala lula-langda ho gaya tha kuchh hafto ke liye ya phhir kuchh mahino ke liye....lekin ek baat jo mujhe andar se khaye ja rahi thi wo ye ki ye chutiya(s.p.) apne sath is dusare chutiye ko kyun laya hai...kahi ye hume mujra to nahi dikhane wala....


"ye tha wo..."mujhe paas aane ka ishara karte hue s.p. ne apni ungaliya hawa me ghumayi aur main jaise hee uske paas gaya ,usne mera shirt apne hatho me pakadkar collector ke ladke se ek baar phhir puchha"yahi tha na wo...."
"h...hh..haan...."mari hui aawaz ke sath mere dushman ne mujhpar muhar laga diya. "chal neeche baith...ghoorta kya hai be , baith neeche zameen par..."
"ye main nahi karunga sir..."dabi hui aawaz me main bola...
"are baith ja na zameen par...Sir se jubaan kyun lada raha hai..."Saurabh S.P. ka paksha lete hue bola... "kuchh bhi kar lo, main zameen par nahi baithne wala...."
"oye, baithao sale ko markar zameen par..."
S.P. ke muh se itna sunte hee ek constable mere paas aaya aur do-char mukke mujhe jadkar ,mujhe jabarjasti zameen par baithne ke liye mazboor kar diya....
"ab chal sale maafi mang mere bete se..."
Abki baar maine koyi movement nahi kiya...na to haa kaha aur na hee Na kaha...koyi ishara tak nahi kiya ki main ye karunga bhi ya nahi...bas jaise zameen par baitha tha,waise hee baitha raha....
"jao ,jakar sabko bahar bula lao aur yadi ye maafi na mange to sale ko gherkar marna...."
mera zameer to ye karne ki izzazat nahi de raha tha lekin phhir bhi maine ye kiya aur sala dusara koyi rasta bhi to nahi tha...kyunki yadi main us waqt unki baat nahi manta to wo BKL mujhe jaan se hee mar dete....Collector ke ladke se maafi magne ke baad main jab khada hua to S.P. muskurate hue bola.... "tujh jaise ladko ko bahut achchhi tarike se janta hoon, main...tum logo ko marne-peetne se kuchh nahi hota,balki tum logo ko tumhari hee nazar me gira dena hee asli zakhm dena hota hai...jo maine tujhe abhi-abhi diya hai.ab tu zindagi bhar apna sar nahi uthayega kyunki jab-jab tu apna sar uthane ki koshish karega ,tab-tab tujhe main aur ye security officer station tujhe yaad aayega....ab chal nikal ja yaha se kyunki tere Principal se maine tum logo ko jaldi chhodne ka vada kiya hai..."
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Main waha se bilkul shant chala jata ,jab S.P. ne mujhe jane ke liye kaha tha lekin jab main peechhe muda to mujhe sabse pahle Saurabh ki shakl dikhi ,jo sabse aage khada tha aur phhir uske dwara kahi gayi baatein mujhe yaad aayi, jo usne mujhse lock up ke andar kaha tha....uska jawab main lock up ke andar hee de deta yadi Constable ne apna danda peetkar hume bahar aane ke liye na kaha hota to..... Mujhe tab bahut gussa aaya tha ,jab meri naseehat par chalne wala Arun mujhe naseehat dene laga tha,lekin maine khud ko control kiya...mujhe tab bhi bahut gussa aaya tha jab Constables hume peet rahe the, lekin maine khud ko control kiya...mujhe tab bhi bahut gussa aaya tha jab Saurabh aaj subah mujhse meri aaukat ki baat kar raha tha,lekin maine khud par control kiya aur mujhe tab bhi gand-faad gussa aaya tha jab S.P. ne mujhe zameen par baithwa kar Collector ke ladke se sorry bulwaya ,lekin abki baar bhi maine khud ko control kar liya par jab peechhe palat kar maine Saurabh ko dekha aur uski kahi hui baat mujhe yaad aayi ki"meri aaukat sirf hostel ki vazah se hai' to abki baar main khud par control nahi kar paya aur peechhe palat kar chair par baithe Collector ke ladke ki chhati par kaskar ek laat mara
,jiske parinamswaroop Collector ka ladka chair samet neeche zameen par ja gira....
"tu aaj kya bol raha tha be Saurabh ki tum logo ke karan meri power hai aur yadi hostel ka tag mere naam ke peechhe se hat gaya to main kuchh bhi nahi...to tu dekh chutiye...meri akad tumlogo ke vazah se nahi hai aur mere naam ke peechhe se hostel ka tag hat jane ke baad mera kya hoga, wo to baad me dekhenge ,lekin tum logo ke peechhe se yadi mere naam ka tag hat gaya tab dekhna ki tum logo ka kya hota hai aur beta tum logo ke andar kitna dam hai ye maine aaj dekh liya....isliye ab yaha se jao aur apne muh me kalikh potkar chhip jao.abey salo jitne tumhe logo ke naam yaad nahi honge na usase jyada mujhe kabir ke dohe yaad hai ,isliye mujhe cross karne ki koshish kabhi mat karna...."gusse se kanpte


hue maine apna gardan S.P. ki taraf ghumaya aur bola"aur tu be lodu...khud ko samajh kya rakha hai be..tu mera ghamand kam karega...to sun, tere andar jitna khoon nahi hai na usase jyada mere andar ghamand bhara pada hai ,jise tu to kya ,tera baap bhi khatm nahi kar sakta aur ab tu mujhe yaad karke apna sar sharam se jhukayega ki ek mamuli se ladke ne tujhe tere hee thane me tere hee logo ke beech
,lodu...chutiye ,abey...sale kaha tha.ab tujhe jo ukhadna hai ,ukhad le aur apne is baklund bete ko yaha se le ja ,warna abki baar main laat chhati par nahi balki gardan par rakhunga..."ek aur laat Uski chhati par rakhte hue main cheekha aur pichhale kayi ghanto se jo jawalamukhi mere andar dhadhak raha tha, wo finally foot gaya sath hee ye ahsaas dilate hue ki ab ye log mujhe bahut fodenge.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Jab mujhe yakin ho gaya ki ab mera bhajiya talna tay hai to phhir maine socha ki kyun na tel ko aur garam kiya jaye isliye main Hostel ke ladko ki fadte hue bola....
"tum log beta ,sab apna samaan bandh kar jaldi se ghar nikal lo kyunki yaha se mukti pate hee main sabse pahle tum sabko is duniya se mukt karunga...mujhe jaha dikhoge wahi goli markar tum logo ki jeewan-leela khatm kar dunga...salo mere khilaf jate ho..."phhir Collector ke ladke ki taraf dekhte hue main bola"tu pahle kya bol raha tha be jhatue ki tu mujhse nahi darta par ab tu ye kahne se hee darega ki'tujhe mujhse dar nahi lagta'....."
Meri pichhale kuchh der ki harqato se jaha mere sare dost hairan the wahi S.P. ke sath sare security officer wale bhi shocked the ki lawda kahi main pagal to nahi ho gaya.....
Hostel ke launde kuchh der thane ke parisar me khade rahe aur phhir waha se chal diye.iske baad do constable ne mere dono hath peechhe karke pakad liya kyunki unhe shayad ye dar tha ki kahi main S.P. ko bhi na chod du....

"latka Bose dk ,isko...."ek constable ko gali bakte hue S.P. bola aur Collector ke chhore ko uthane laga.... Maine jo punya ka kaam kuchh der pahle kiya tha uski vajah se un logo ne meri bahut aarti utari aur itni aarti utari ki aarti naam se mujhe nafrat ho gayi....salo ne body ke har ek parts par nishan diya aur jab

gussa shant hua to mujhe le jakar lock up me fek diya......
"thok MC par ragging ka case...sale ki zindagi barbaad kar dunga main..."Constables par chillate hue S.P. bola aur wahi chair par baith gaya.....
"hao lawda, main hee ek chutiya dikh raha hoon na....par ek baat jaan lo ki main tum logo ki tarah anpadh gawar nahi hoon aur na hee sari duniya tum logo ki tarah chutiya hai jo ye na samajh paye ki ye ragging nahi thi aur waise bhi waha ek se ek tum jaise gadhe detainers ,seniors the....aur jab court me mera .lawyer ye puchhega tab ki 'kya main un seniors aur detainers ki bhi ragging le raha tha'...tab bolo lawda ,kya jawab doge...."middle finger un sabko dikhate hue main bola...
"tujhe shayad maloom nahi ki main kya chiz hoon ,main case court tak pahuchne hee nahi dunga..." "baap ka raaz hai kya...jaha 100 students poster lekar sadak par nikal jayenge ,wahich tu chus lega...tu abhi adhik se adhik sirf mujhe kuchh din yaha rakh sakta hai aur thodi der mar sakta ,isase adhik tu kuchh nahi kar sakta...admit it. Aur main bahut achchhi tarah se janta hoon ki tu kaun hai, par shayad tu nahi janta ki main kaun hoon...."
"nikal kar latka phhir se sale ko aur tab tak maro jab tak mar na jaye...."
S.P. ke aadesh ka palan karte hue do-teen Constable lock up me ghus gaye lekin tabhi S.P. ne badi dheemi aawaz me un sabko wapas aane ke liye kaha......
"ise kya hua ,fat kyun gayi iski...BC kahi media to nahi aa gayi...kitna famous hoon main  " "ye to iska dost hai, jo lawyer ko lekar aa raha hai...."S.P. bola....
"Good Morning ,Mr. R.L.Dangi...i am advocate Bharat Trivedi...." "baithiye...."
iske baad maine lock up se jo scene dekha wo ye tha ki Bharat Trivedi ne lambe-chaude kayi kagaz ke panne nikalkar table par fek diye,jiske baad S.P. ke chehre ka rang utar gaya aur phhir usne akele me Bharat Trivedi se kuchh der baat karne ki peshkash ki,jise unhone man liya aur waha se uthkar thane ke parisar me ghoomte hue bahut der tak dono baatein karte rahe.....
"  BC kahi ye dono ek-dusare ko sex story to nahi sunane lage...pakka lawde bahar ek-dusare ka lawda pakad kar 61-62 kar rahe honge...warna itni der to court me case nahi chalta , jitni der ye log case chala rahe hai....."
khair thodi der baad dono wapas aaye aur S.P. ne kaha ki mujhe chhod diya jaye....us waqt jab wo ye bol raha tha to uske chehre ka expression kuchh aisa tha jaise duniya ka sabse bada dukhi insaan us waqt wahi hai....
jaise taise karke main khada hua aur dheere-dheere lock up ke bahar aaya...ab mere chalne ki speed thik waisi ho gayi thi, jaise kuchh der pahle maine Collector ke ladki ki batayi thi bas fark itna sa tha ki wo sahara lekar chal raha tha aur main bina kisi ke sahare ke chal raha tha....us waqt meri ye halat karne wale constables ke andar na jaane kaha se mere liya dher sara pyar umad aaya ,jo mujhe sahara dene ke liye aage badhe....
"kyun nautanki kar kar rahe ho be...chhuna mat mujhe. Salo tumhi ne ye halat ki hai meri...lawde dogle kahi ke..."
"Arun....ye aise kaise behave kar raha hai..."mera aisa ravaiya dekhkar Advocate ke mathe par shikan utpann ho gayi aur wo Arun ki taraf dekhkar bole...
Jawab me Arun sirf meri taraf dekhta rah gaya aur jab main kachhue ke mafiq rengte-rengte thoda aur aage badhkar Arun aur Advocate ke paas pahucha tab Arun mujhe kandha dene ke liye meri taraf aaya....
"Chhuna mat mujhe...apun ko kisi ki help ki jaroorat nahi hai."
"what the hell man, Arun mujhe yaha lekar aaya aur meri vazah se tum yaha se bahar ja rahe ho, isne


tumhari madad ki hai , you should thank him..."
"ye kaun hai yar...ye bhai maine na to tujhe bulaya tha aur na hee ise kaha tha ki tujhe lekar aaye...main ek Engineer hone ke sath-sath ek lawyer bhi hoon aur maine LLB ,NLSIU,Bangalore se tab complete kar li thi ,jab tune LLB ki shuruat tak nahi ki thi aur ye ,mera former friend...jo tujhe yaha lekar aaya hai wo isliye nahi kyunki ise meri madad karna tha,balki isliye kyunki ise dar tha ki kahi wapas lautkar main iska game na baja du....yanna raskalla"
"Mr.Dangi ,mere sare papers wapas kijiye aur ise wapas andar kijiye..."
"muh me le lo ab...udhar register-vagister me in logo ne kuchh-kuchh chadha diya hai aur yadi ab ye tujhe tere papers wapas karte hai to ye log dhang se chusenge...."
"Bharat bhaiya, aap mere sath aao, main batata hoon aapko...."bolkar Arun,Bharat Trivedi ko apne sath security officer station se bahar le gaya.....
mujhe security officer station ka gate par karne me 5 minute lage aur gate se nikalte waqt maine peechhe palat kar S.P. aur uske constables ko ek baar phhir se apni middle finger ke darshan karaye aur finally bahar nikla....Bahar ,Bharat Trivedi ,Arun ke sath apni Car ke aage khada tha. Kuchh der pahle jaha Bharat Trivedi ka chehra rone sa ho gaya tha ,wahi ab wo ekdum shant khada tha...mujhe bahar dekh kar Arun bola....
"chal ,Car me baith Arman...." "Is Car  "
"nahi to kya tere liye ab main bugatti ya ferrari laun..."
"aisi car to mujhe koyi free me de tab bhi main na loon...main paidal hee hostel jaunga...lawda bhookh bahut lagi hai ek kaam karta hoon pahle 20-30 samose kha leta hoon, phhir hostel ki taraf prasthan karunga...."
Mujhe us waqt pata nahi kya ho gaya tha jo main waisi ajeeb-harqate karne laga tha....mere aise behaviour se sab hairan the...kuchh ne to pagal ,satka tak kah dala tha aur ye sawaal main aaj bhi khud se puchhta hoon ki kya wakayi main us din security officer station me satak gaya tha ya wo sab sirf mera ghamand , mera akad ,mera attitude tha....
security officer station se nikalkar main ek samose wali dukan par gaya aur us dukan wale se bhi meri bahas ho gayi....
"harami sale...kal ke samose khilata hai.ja lawda paisa nahi dunga...."maine plate zameen par fek kar kaha....
"Chhotu ,Lallan ko bol ek ladka natak kar raha hai...."
"maa chod dunga Lallan ki aur tum sabki yadi hath lagaya to....abhi-abhi Jail se chhuta hoon aur maloom hai kya case thamujhpar....ek murder aur 7-8 half murder.kal se lawda yadi basi samosa taze samose ke beech me dalkar milaya to tujhe aur teri dukan ko mitti me mila dunga...."
Jaha tak meri yaddasht jati hai aur yadi main sahi hoon, jo ki main hamesha rahta hoon to main usi din wapas security officer station gaya aur abki meri pahle se bhi jyada durgati hui....Abki bar meri durgati ka karan Aradhna bani.security officer station se hostel ki doori yun kuchh 5 kilometer ke lagbhag hogi par mujhe waha pahuchne me 2 ghante lag gaye aur jab hostel ke samne pahucha to waha security officer jeep khadi dikhayi di......
"ye log kahi mujhse mafinama to magne nahi aaye...salo ko maaf nahi karunga...main bhi latka-latka kar marunga..."security officer jeep ki taraf badhte hue maine kaha.....
"chaliye sir ,wapas....security officer station aapke bina suna-suna hai..."hostel ke gate ke andar se nikalte hue
S.P. bola"main khud tujhe arrest karne aaya hoon ,iska matlab tujhme kuchh baat to hai...." "chahe jitni tareef kar le, main autograph nahi dunga...."


main us samay soch bilkul bhi nahi raha tha ki ye log mujhe wapas pakad kar le jaane ke liye aaye hai
,maine socha ki yun hee kuchh bayan-vayan lene aaye honge....
"autograph to ab main tujhe dunga ,wo bhi zindagi bhar ke liye....kyunki tere upar ab half-murder ka nahi balki murder ka case chalega...."
"kyun...Collector ka launda upar chala gaya kya...."
"wo nahi , ek ladki hai-Aradhna....wo upar chali gayi hai...adhe ghante pahle hee thane me uski warden aur uski saheliyo ne aakar tere khilaf report likhwa di hai.....ab tu to gaya beta....tujhe mujhse hoshiyari nahi chodna chahiye tha upar se abki bar tera Principal hee tere khilaf hai,jo har bar tujhe bacha kar le jata tha....."
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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"Aradhna mar gayi...par uski halat to utni bhi kharab nahi thi..."
"par teri halat jaroor kharab hogi ,wo bhi mere hatho...aisa todunga tujhe ki phhir kabhi jud nahi payega. ise bharo re..."Constables par gala fadte hue R.L.Dangi ne kaha....
R.L. Dangi ke huqm ki tameel karte hue uske pantaro ne mujhe turant jeep ke andar ghuseda ,ye kahte hue ki"hume maloom hai ki ,tera koyi mama MLA vagerah nahi hai...S.P. sahab ne puri chhan-been kar li hai...ab to humare hath tujhe marne se pahle ek pal ke liye bhi nahi rukenge....."
Udhar mujhe jeeb me baithakar ,S.P. khud ko mili sarkari gadi me baithkar nikla aur idhar mere paas siway Aradhna ke bare me sochane ke aalawa kuchh nahi bacha tha ,kyunki beshak main chahta tha ki Aradhna meri zindagi se nikal jaye ,lekin wo to duniya se hee nikal gayi...beshak hee Aradhna ke suicide ke kayi reason rahe ho jaise ki uski dimagi halat kharab hona , kayar hona par jo baat mujhe kachcha chabaye ja rahi thi wo ye ki main khud un kayi reasons me se ek reason tha ,jiski vazah se Aradhna ne


suicide ki thi ya phhir thoda aur detail me kahu to main hee wo tha jisne Aradhna ko suicide karne ke liye reasons diye...main kuchh bhi bahana mar sakta tha,apne dimag ka istemaal karke main koyi bhi tikdam khel sakta tha,jisase Aradhna ko bura na lage ya phhir kam bura lage....par maine aisa nahi kiya
,bilkul bhi nahi kiya...1 percent bhi nahi aur nateeza Aradhna ki maut ke roop me samne aaya tha.
us waqt mujhe jo sabse jyada pareshan kar raha tha wo na to Superintendent of security officer tha aur na hee Aradhna ki maut...us waqt jo mujhe sabse jyada pareshan kar raha tha ,wo main khud hee tha.mera dimag har ghadi do ghadi mujhpar chillakar kahta ki'maine Aradhna ko mara..meri vazah se uski maut hui' aur phhir jis hospital me Aradhna admit thi ,waha uski maut ke baad ki ek kalpanik tasveer mere samne aa rahi thi...maine Aradhna ke maa-baap me se kisi ko nahi dekha tha ,par tab bhi mera dimag Aradhna ke maa-baap ki ek kalpanik tasveer mujhe dikhata,jo ki bahut hee....bahut hee jyada dardnak aur dayneey thi...
us din security officer Van me baithe-baithe mujhe pata chala ki asal me jhatka lagna kise kahte hai aur main dua kar raha tha ki mujhe jaldi se jaldi 10-12 attack aaye aur main bhi parlok sidhar loon....kyunki security officer van me pade-pade mere dimag dwara mujhe dikhayi gayi har ek kalpanik tasveer mujhe aisa zakhm de rahi thi ,jiska koyi nishan to nahi tha ,par dard bahut jyada tha...itna jyada ki main us waqt ye chahne laga tha ki main ab bas mar jaun.
waise har ek normal insaan ,har koyi jo mujhe pasand ya napasand karta tha...har koyi jo mere dosto me tha ya phhir dushmano me tha ,wo sirf yahi soch raha tha ab mujhe bahut buri mar padegi...koyi to mujhe 302 dhara ke antargat doshi bhi maan chuka tha par aisa bilkul nahi tha aur kamaal ki baat to ye hai ki sab kuchh bilkul aisa hee tha...kahne ka matlab meri itni jordar thukayi hui ,jitni ki na to pahle hui thi aur na hee ab kabhi hogi...mujhpar 302 dhara bhi chadhayi gayi par ye sab us waqt mere liye koyi mayne nahi rakhte the ,kyunki Aradhna ki maut ne mere dil aur dimag me bahut gahra zakhm diya tha aur lakh koshisho ke bawzood main is zakhm se ubar nahi pa raha tha...main jitne bhi din security officer station me raha har pal mere khud ki imagination meri jaan nikalti rahi...mera tez dimag hee mere un zakhmo ko bharne nahi deta ,jo us waqt meri atma ka gala daba raha tha...din ka waqt to phhir bhi nikal jata ,par raat ko har roj Aradhna mere sapno me aati ,pahle to wo mujhe hasti hui dikhti...bhagte hue mera naam pukarti aur har baar main is bhram me pad jata ki wo ab bhi zinda hai lekin jaise hee main sapno ke is mayajaal me fasta ,tabhi Aradhna ki hostel me pankhe se latki hui tasveer mujhe dikhti aur uski jeebh jo bahar nikal aayi thi wo bahut der tak hilte rahti thi.....jiske baad ek tez dard mere sar ko pakad leta aur meri aankh khulte hee main apne sar ko pakad leta....
main kul ek hafte thane ke ek lockup me band raha shuru ke do-teen din to security officer walo ne mujhe khoob
dhoya par jab meri taraf se koyi responce nahi mila aur na hee maine koyi tevar dikhaye to unhone bhi mujhe marna chhod diya...
un 7 dino me meri aankhe puri kali pad chuki thi,sharir ke kayi ang thodi si movement me hee gand fad dard dete the,itna dard ki khud ke dam par chalna to door uthna tak mushqil ho gaya tha....
"chal bahar nikal...tujhpar se case hata liya gaya hai...tera bada bhai aaya hua hai tujhe lene..."bahar se ek constable ne mujhe aawaz di tab maine apni aankhe kholi aur mujhe pata chala ki abhi din hai . kyunki lockup me mera adhiktar samay aankh band kiye hue guzarta tha aur is samay main apne dimag par havi hone ki koshish karta tha...matlab ki main apne wahi purane tevar ,wahi purana ghamand ,wahi purana attitude ,wahi purani soch ko khud ke andar paida karne ki koshish karta ,jinki vazah se main yaha tha kyunki mujhe maloom tha ki yaha se jab main niklunga to mujhe inhi ki sabse jyada jaroorat padegi...
pure ek hafte baad jab main lock up se nikla to aisa laga jaise ki mujhe nayi zindagi mili ho ,main khud ke dam par uth bhi nahi sakta tha ,par yaha se bahar nikalne ki chah ne mujhe itna sashaqt bana diya ki


main ab apne hee dam par chal raha tha....bahar R.L.Dangi ,mere Pita shree, mera bada bhai aur ek lawyer baitha tha.Main seedhe unke paas gaya aur puri taqat lagakar sabse pahle apne pita shree ke pair chhue aur phhir bade bhai ke.....
"isko sudhar lo ,warna abki baar to ye bach gaya par agli baar nahi bachega....upar se iski akad itni hai ki humare hee security officer station me hume hee galiya de raha tha....filhal abhi to humne iski akad nikal di hai..." aise hee S.P. mujhe kayi naseehat dete raha ,meri shiqayat karta raha aur aakhir me usne Aradhna ka naam liya....
"ek baat bata, tujhe kaisa laga ek bholi-bhali ladki ki zindagi khatm karke...tune uske maa-baap ki halat nahi dekhi shayad...uski maa ne ek hafte se pani tak nahi piya ,wo ab ICU me admit hai aur bechara uska baap, wo to lagbhag pagal ho gaya hai...wo ab bhi ye manne ko taiyar nahi ki uski beti mar chuki hai....Arman tune bahut galat kiya... "
"aapke muh se kisi dusare ke liye galat shabd shobha nahi deta..."itni der se S.P. Ki bak-bak sunkar main jab marne ki halat me pahuch gaya tab maine bhi ek teer chhoda"ek baat batao ,aap...yadi is case ke pahle Collector ke ladke ka case na hota...ya phhir main Arman na hokar koyi dusara ladka hota to kya tab bhi aap meri wahi halat karte jo aapne ki hai....darasal galat to aapne kiya hai..."

"dekha aapne..."mere papa ki taraf dekh kar R.L.Dangi bola"main iski isi akad ki baat kar raha tha...hume maaf karo aur ise lekar yaha se jao...ek to kisi ki zindagi khatm kar di upar se mafi magne ke bajay jubaan lada raha hai...nonsence"

"aapke ghar me chaku hai...."
"haan hai...to"bhadakte hue S.P. bola "to aap us chaku se kya karte hai..." "kya karte hai matlab..."
"aap us chaku se kya karte hai matlab aap us chaku se kya karte hai..." Jawab me Dangi sahab chup hee rahe tab main bola...
"aapke ghar me chaku hai aur aap us chaku se sabziya kat-te hai apni gardan nahi...pyar bhi usi chaku ki tarah hota hai Dangi ji ,jisme doshi pyar nahi balki balki wo insaan hota hai jo ya to pyar me apni jaan deta hai ya phhir us pyar ko laat markar aage badh jata hai....galti Aradhna ne ki thi,maine nahi..."
"sahi kah raha hai tu ,galti usne ki...tujh jaise insaan ke liye apni jaan dekar...."
"galti to aakhir galti hee hoti hai aur har galti ki ek saza tay hoti hai ,bas khud ke andar jigara hona chahiye us saza ko swikar karne ki...Aradhna me darasal himmat hee nahi thi ,isiliye usne mujhse badla lene ke liye apne jaan de di ,warna yadi wo mujhse pyar karti to kya mera naam suicide note me likhkar jati ? S.P. Sahab duniya ki sabse badi problem hai jalan...jiske andar jiske bhi khilaf ye jalan paida ho gayi to phhir un dono ka kalyan hona nishchit hai...Aradhna ke andar bhi mere liye yahi jalan paida ho gayi thi
,usase meri khushi dekhi nahi gayi aur by the way main ye tujhe kyun samjha raha hoon, main to ab chhoot gaya hoon aur next time jab kabhi bhi tera pala mujhe pade to kuchh karne se pahle ye jaroor soch lena ki jab tu ek murder case me mera kuchh nahi ukhad paya to ab kya ukhad lega...."S.P. ki ghanti bajakar main Constables ki taraf palta aur bola"tum log to apni khairiyat manao, kyunki ab mera sirf ek hee aim hai...UPSC ka exam clear karna aur phhir tum sabko clear karna"
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Mujhe bahar nikalne ke liye ek MLA ,ek sansad aur ek high court ka lawyer ne apni-apni power ka istemal kiya....MLA ko mere bhai ne dhoondha ,lawyer ko hostel walo ne aur Sansad to hostel me rahne wale ek launde ka baap tha....waise bhi suicide note me kisi ka bhi naam likh dene se wo apradhi sabit nahi hota ,lekin kuchh din dikkato ka samna jaroor karna padta hai.
Lock up se nikalkar mujhe seedhe ghar le jaya gaya aur jab tak exam shuru nahi hua tab tak main ghar me hee apna ilaaz karwata raha....mera mobile chheen liya gaya, ghar se bahar kahi bhi mere aane-jane par ban laga diya gaya, yaha tak ki mere kisi dost ko bhi mujhse milne nahi diya gaya aur jab mere final exam shuru hone me do din baki the ,tab Pandey ji ladki...jo ki meri future bhabhi thi..wo mujhse milne aayi aur us din meri life me ek aur twist ne pravesh kiya....jo ye tha ki Pandey ji ki do beti thi aur jisne bachpan se mera jeena haram kar rakha tha wo Pandey ji ki chhoti beti thi aur uski badi bahan se mere bhai ki shadi ho rahi thi.....
"kamaal hai , aaj tak mujhe yahi pata tha ki Pandey ji ke bagiche me sirf ek phool hai...lekin yaha to do phool nikle..."
Pandey ji ki badi beti bhi hai aur usase Vipin bhaiya ki shadi hone wali hai ,ye jaankar mujhe rahat mili aur main thoda-bahut sukoon lekar wapas college ke liye ravana hua.....
"abki baar kuchh galat nahi hona chahiye Arman....ye baat tu yaad rakh le, warna pure college ke samne marte-marte ghar launga...."Railway station me bade bhaiya ne shabd roopi teer chalaya aur mujhe wapas college ke liye ravana kiya......
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Mera man ab ye faltu ki mar-dhad ,dialogue bazi se khap chuka tha aur finally main wo ban raha tha ,jo ki mujhe first year me hee ban jana chahiye tha...us din college aate waqt train me bahut maal mili ,lekin apun ne kisi ki taraf dhyan tak nahi diya...main bas shant apni seat par pure raste baitha raha aur khidki ke bahar jhakte hue Esha ke bare me sochate raha...
main soch raha tha ki wo mujhe dekhkar pahle to ekdum se khush hogi ,phhir thoda sa ignore maregi
,mujhse ladegi...aur aakhir me i love you bol degi...ab Esha hee mere paas ek aisi achchhi yaad thi ,jise lekar main apne college se jana chahta tha ,lekin mujhe kya maloom tha ki Esha ke roop me ek aur bomb mera intezaar kar raha tha jo mujhpar bas footane hee wala tha....
Hostel me mujhe wapas dekh kar mere khas dosto ke aalawa baki sab khush hue , sabne haal chal puchha aur Aradhna ko galiya baki....pura din mere room me juloos umadta raha aur first year se lekar final year tak ke ladke mujhse milne aaye....siway mere khas dosto ke. Wo log to tab room me bhi nahi rahte the,jab main room me hota...bas beech-beech me apna koyi samaan lene aate aur chale jate...raat ko bhi wo kisi dusare ke room me hee sote the...na to unhone koyi pahal ki aur apne ko to pahal karne ki aadat hee nahi thi.Mere khati dosto me se sirf ek Rajshri Pandey hee tha jo mujhse mila tha aur Arun- Saurabh ke room chhodane ke baad wo mere hee room me rahne laga tha.....


Hostel pahuchkar dil kiya ki Esha ko call kar loon lekin phhir socha ki kal to exam hai aur exam dene to college aayegi hee isliye usase seedhe college mil liya jayega.isliye dusare din jab main 8th Semester ka pahla exam dene college pahucha to notice board me sabse pahle ye dekha ki CS-final year wale kis class me baithe hai aur phhir apni class dekha...
Exam hall se bahar nikalte hee main A-18 ki taraf bhaga ,jo Esha ki class thi aur class ke gate se andar nazar dali....Esha baithi hui thi.Main taqriban aadha ghante tak waha class ke bahar khada rahkar Esha ka intezaar karta raha aur jab wo bahar aayi to main uski taraf badha...
"hi...kaisi hai..."
"Gautam aaya hua hai ,isliye please tum na to mujhse baat karna aur na hee mere peechhe aana...." "marunga sale ko, yadi tere aur mere beech me aaya to..."tez aawaz me main bola, lekin phhir Railway station me bade bhaiya ki naseehat yaad aate hee main dheema pada aur bola"mera matlab tha ,main abhi jata hoon aur tere peechhe nahi aaunga...."
Us din ke baad Esha mujhse face to face nahi milti thi aur jab main uske number par call karta tab uska number hamesha switch off ka gaan karte hue milta ,isliye maine mazbooran ek din Avadhesh Ko hostel bulaya aur usase puchha ki itne dino me aisa kya ho gaya ,jo Esha na to mujhse mil rahi hai aur na hee baat kar rahi hai....
"kuchh khas pata nahi ,par kuchh dino pahle sunne me aaya tha ki Divya aur Esha ke beech patch up ho gaya hai...."
"hmmm...."
"yo bro...Esha and Divya are back to being friends..." "bas yahi bacha tha ab sunne  "
"aur to aur ,Gautam use har exam ke din College chhodne aur lene aata hai....kuchh to ye bhi bolte hai dono ki engagement bhi Esha ke 8th semester khatm hone ke baad ho jayegi...."
"gazab...chal thik hai, tu ja...bye..." "bye...."
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BC ,wo sab kya ho raha tha...mujhe kuchh samajh nahi aa raha tha , isliye maine decide kiya ki next paper ke din jab Esha college aayegi tab main usase zaroor baat karunga...phhir chahe waha Divya ka bhai khada ho ya phhir mera bhai.waise bhi lawda aakhiri teen din hee bache hai College me aur yadi ab nahi puchha to zindagi bhar nahi puchh paunga......
Itne dino me har din Esha ki class ke bahar khade hokar intezaar karte hue maine Esha ki timing observe kar li thi...jiske according,wo exam time ke thik 5 minute pahle class ke andar ghusti aur phhir pure teen ghante baad hee bahar nikalti thi. Lekin phhir bhi apun ko risk nahi mangta tha...isliye main us din bhi aadhe ghante pahle exam hall se nikla aur Esha ke exam hall ke bahar khada uska intezaar karne laga.... Esha apne timing ke anusar hee bahar nikli aur bahar mujhe dekhte hee usne wahi kaha,jo wo pichhale kayi dino se mujhse kahti aa rahi thi....lekin is baar main nahi mana aur uske shortcut markar usase pahle parking par pahuch gaya.....Parking me mujhe dekhkar pahle to Esha chauki aur ek baar phhir usne wahi line dohrayi...
"Gautam ,yahi hai...isliye tum na to mujhse baat karo aur na hee mere peechhe aao..."
"Gautam ki maa ki.......jai, chutiya samajh rakha hai kya...jo itne din se ghuma rahi hai,abhi ghuma kar ek hath dunga to sari battisi nikal aayegi...."
"mujhe tumse koyi baat nahi karni..."
"wah beta, jab man kiya tab kud kar aa gayi aur jab man kiya to chali gayi....bhool mat ki main wahi Arman hoon ,jo....."


"jo is college ka sabse bada chutiya hai...."meri aawaz ko kat-te hue ek teesari aawaz aayi aur jab nigahe us aawaz ki taraf gayi to Gautam ke darshan hue.....
"tu...nikal le beta, pichhali baar ki mar bhool gaya kya..."
"nahi bhoola ,isiliye to itne din se Esha ke sath College aa raha hoon ,isi mauke ke intezaar me ki kab tu aaj wali harqat kare aur main tujh par apni bhadas nikal saku...."
"tu...mujhpar bhadas nikalega."jabarpeli haste hue main bola"chal be ,tujh jaise hazar bhi aa jaye to mera kuchh nahi ukhad nahi sakte...aur mera mood kahi ghoom gaya to yahi par lita-lita kar marunga,isliye thodi der ke liye chal foot le..."
"le nahi jata yaha se ,bol kya karega...."mere paas aate hue Gautam bola...
"Gautam...tum isase lad kyun rahe ho.ise sach batao aur is kahani ko yahi khatm karo.."Gautam ka hath pakad kar Esha boli...
"meri tarah shayad ise bhi pata hai ki yadi tu mujhse bhida to durgati teri hee honi hai ,isiliye isne tujhe rok liya...."phhir Esha ki taraf dekh kar main bola"yadi tune aise hath pakad kar mujhe bure kam karne se rokne ki koshish ki hoti to kasam se main aaj wo nahi hota ,jo main hoon...khair koyi baat nahi ,jo hua uska gam tum jaise chhote aur neech log manate hai ,main to yugpurush hoon...mujhe isase kya matlab ki kal kya hua aur kal kya hoga....isliye ab apna muh fado aur bakna chalu karo.5 minute ka time hai tum dono ke paas, wo sab kuchh yad karne ke liye jo tum kahne wale ho..."
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Gautam mujhe kuchh der shanti se dekhkar apne dimag ki batti jalata raha aur main wahi khada Esha ko dekh kar soch raha tha ki jaane ye log ab kaun sa dhamaka karne wale hai....kyunki ab main itna saksham nahi tha ki koyi dhamaka sah saku...aur is ladki ko parakhne me main kaise dhokha kha gaya...isne kabhi to aisa kuchh kiya hee nahi jisase ispar mujhe kabhi koyi shaq ho....sala dil toot gaya yar, in aakhiri ke dino me.dil to karta hai ki main bhi suicide kar loon ,lekin nahi main to yugpurush hoon aur yadi maine suicide kar liya to mere jo itne sare fan hai ,unka kya hoga
"Arman , kya tumne kabhi socha ki jab ground par Gautam ke gunde tumhe mar kar chale gaye the to tumhe hospital kisne pahuchaya tha...."mujhe bahut der se apni taraf dekhta hua pakar Esha uncomfortable mahsoos karne lagi aur tab wo boli....
"kisi ne 108 ko call kar diya hoga...."
"ekdum sahi jawab par call kisne kiya tha ,kya ye maloom hai..."
"dekh abhi mera dimag chadha hua hai, isliye jyada shanpatti mat jhad aur seedhe-seedhe bol ki kahna kya chahti hai...."
"108 ko call Esha ne kiya tha..."Esha ke kuchh bolne se pahle Gautam mere aur Esha ke beech khada hote hue bola"aur bas wahi se teri barbadi ki neev rakhi gayi...tujhe to Esha ke pair chhukar use thanks kahna chahiye ki usne teri jaan bacha li..."
"wo bhi kar lenge,pahle aage to bak...aur aainda kabhi aise achanak mere samne khade mat hona
,warna achanak hee samne wale ke chehre par mukke marne ki bahut kharab aadadt hai mujhe..." "Arman...bas teri isi aadat ki vazah se humne wo sab kuchh kiya ...."
"mukke khane ke liye ? Abey jhandu tu ek bar bolkar to dekhta ,1000-2000 mukke to main free me de deta main tujhe...."
"tune third semester ke us khooni ant ke baad mujhe bahut shant-shant dekha hoga...hai na. Tune us waqt sochta tha ki meri tujhse fat gayi hai aur main tujhse darta hoon, par mere lallu lal aisa kuchh bhi nahi tha...actually ek din jab main aur mere dad ek sath baithkar tere bare me soch rahe the tabhi mujhe khayal aaya ki yadi tujhe harana hai to kyun na us field me haraya jaye, jaha tu kabhi powerful hai....yani ki dimagi khel aur usi din se maine tere dimag ke sath khelna shuru kar diya tha....tere city walo ke sath


har chhote-bade jhagde sirf mere dimag ki upaj thi ,taki tujhe security officer ki nazar me laya ja sake...main tujhe aur teri shaksiyat ko thik tarah se bhanp gaya tha ,isliye jo main sochta tu wahi karta aur phhir apne isi plan me maine Esha ko shamil kiya ya phhir ye kahe ki Esha khud shamil hui ye kahte hue ki'wo lallu
,lattoo hai mujhpar..do line yadi pyar se bhi baat kar li to saans lena tak bhool jayega...' aur yahi mera bonus sabit hua...waise to maine kabhi dhyan nahi diya tha ki tu ,Esha par fida hai...par jab flashback me jakar maine sab kuchh yaad kiya tab mera kaam aasan ho gaya aur yaha se mere is mission ki bagdor Esha ke hath me aa gayi....Seventh Semester tak humne tere dimag ke sath khela ,tujhe parkha ki tu kis situation me kaisi harqate karta hai aur phhir jab tujhe puri tarah jaan liya to hum sabne milkar aage ka programme set kiya....waise to tere sath pichhale kuchh dino jo hua,wo main bahut pahle bhi kara sakta tha ,lekin 8th semester ke aakhiri din subh muhurat ki tarah the...jisme tu ek to behad hee kadwi yaad lekar jata aur dusara tujhe sambhalne ka koyi mauka nahi milne wala tha.first year se lekar final year tak tune kayi kahawate kahi hongi par ek famous kahawat hai ki'yadi waqt kharab ho to oot par baithe insaan ko bhi kutta kat leta hai' aur yadi tere sath hua....Aradhna ka tere life me aana humare liye bonus tha... Hume maloom tha ki jab Esha tujhe propose karegi to tu uske proposal ko accept hee karega aur uske baad Aradhna ko laat markar apni zindagi se bahar kar dega aur ek ladki ko jab kisi se sachcha pyar ho jaye to wo itni asani se use nahi chhodti....isiliye Esha ne Aradhna se teri setting karwayi taki yadi hum fail ho jaye tab bhi Aradhna kuchh na kuchh bawal khada karegi hee....lekin wo suicide kar legi ,iska andaza kisi ko nahi tha....ab aate hai un dino ki taraf jaha ye sab hua.
City aur hostel ka farewell ek sath karakar tu us din ye soch raha tha ki jeet teri hui ,par haqiqat thik ulti
thi...hum to chahte hee the ki pure college ka farewell ek sath ho aur tu usme anchoring kare....kyunki hume tujhe Collector ke ladke se jo milwana tha.darasal baat ye hai ki Collector ke ladke se meri bahut lambi shart thi ki wo farewell ke din sabke samne waise gande comments de sakta hai ki nahi....shuru me to usne mana kar diya par phhir maine uska mazak udana chalu kar diya ki wo, Arman se dar gaya hai,isiliye challege accept nahi kar raha...abki bar usne challenge accept kar liya aur phhir farewell ke din teri ,usase nok-jhok hui....jiske baad maine use aur bhadkaya...sath hee tere pure dushmano ko bhi maine hee ye kahkar hawa me baitha diya ki'ab tu tumhare sath Collector ka ladka hai, akele me bula kar mar do...koyi security officer case bhi nahi hoga...."....un becharo ko to is baat ki hawa tak nahi hai ki wo sab mere dost nahi ,mere plan ka sirf ek hissa the. Well intially mera jo plan tha uske according, tu ground me buri tarah mar khata aur apne final exam nahi de pata....lekin phhir maine socha ki ise kyun na thoda aur khatarnak banaya jaye. Isliye main tere hostel ke andar aise bando ki talaash karne laga ,jo tujhse khunnas khaye hue ho aur mujhe pata tha ki tere ghamand aur tere bure bartav ke karan aise ek nahi kayi ladke mil jayenge...jo tujhe marna chahte ho...aur wahi mujhe Kaliya aur uske room partners mil gaye....us din jab tujhe ground me pelne ka plan tha to uske ek din pahle Kaliya ke room partner dwara Arun ko in sabki khabar dena ,ye us ladke ne mere kahne par hee kiya tha...actually mere plan ke according us din mar tu nahi balki mere khud ke dost khane wale the, jisme Collector ka ladka bhi shamil tha.waise yadi tu chahta to Collector ke ladke ko chhodkar in sabse bach sakta tha ,lekin tune aisa nahi kiya aur thik aisa hee maine socha tha.....iske baad ki kahani to tujhse better koyi nahi jaan sakta aur phhir Aradhna ka case....ufff, kitna sukoon mil raha hai mujhe .aur tu aise din dekh sake isiliye Esha ne us din 108 ko call karke tere jaan bachayi ,warna tu to usi din nipat gaya hota....kaisa laga mera game..." Gautam ke itne lambe plan ko sunkar mera sar ghoomane laga kyunki wakayi me uska plan successful hua tha aur meri har taraf se band baj chuki thi...mujhe kuchh sujh hee nahi raha tha ki ab kya bolu.isliye maine ek baar Esha ko dekha ,aankho hee aankho me bye kaha aur parking se hostel ki taraf chal diya.......
"Sidar ke bare me nahi janna chahega ki ,uske sath kya hua..."haste hue Gautam bola"uski maut kaise


hui ,ye bhi nahi janna chahega kya..."
"Sidar ke mamle me to chup hee rah tu ,warna zinda ,zameen me gad dunga...main shant hoon iska matlab ye nahi ki kuchh karunga nahi.isliye chup-chap yaha se nikal ja aur yahi dua karna ki zindagi me kabhi mujhse mulaqat na ho..."
"isi...teri isi aadat ne teri mari hai...waise ek bar phhir puchh raha hoon Kya tu ye janna nahi chahega ki Sidar ke sath kya hua..."
"kya hua be Sidar ke sath....strike me danga hua tha...ye mujhe maloom hai"
"dange karwaye bhi ja sakte hai Arman sir.waise ye sab karwane ka humara koyi mood nahi tha ,lekin tere coma me jane ke baad wo kuchh jyada hee ungali kar raha tha...warna tu hee soch ki strike me chaku, talwar lekar kaun aata hai...."
"teri maa ki choot...tu gaya kaam se..."Gautam ki taraf daudte hue maine uski gardan pakdi aur peechhe khadi car me uska sar de mara.
"yadi pure shahar ki aaulad na hokar sirf ek baap ki aaulad hai to ruk yahi..."bolkar main parking me se daudte hue door aaya aur ek bada sa patthar uthane laga....lekin BC patthar itna bada tha ki mujhse utha hee nahi, isliye main wapas Gautam ki taraf bhaga ki kahi wo bhag na jaye aur tabhich mera sixth sense ,jo itne dino se band pada tha ,usne kaam karna shuru kar diya.....
"ek minute....kahi Gautam ye to nahi chahta ki main isase ladayi karu...yadi main isase abhi ladta hoon to maa kasam ise iske dosto ke paas pahucha dunga aur phhir mujhpar ek security officer case banega aur abki bar to meri aur bhi durgati hogi kyunki S.P. to muh fade mera intezaar hee kar raha hai ki kab main wapas aaun....isiliye...isichliye jab maine sab kuchh sunne ke baad bhi kuchh nahi kiya to lawde ne Sidar ka topic chhed diya, taki main ise maru aur jail chala jaun....wah beta, once again nice plan....lekin ab nahi...."
"le mar...marna...dam hai to mar..."
"jis chiz me mujhe maharath hasil hai ,usme tu ek baar jeet gaya ,iska matlab ye nahi ki har baar jeetega...ja tujhe aur tere baap ko maaf kiya, tum bhi kya yaad rakhoge ki kis insaan se pala pada tha..." "tu khud ko bahut unique samajhta hai...abey tujh jaise daru peekar ,hostel ke dam par ladayi-jhagda karne wale har college me kaudiyo ke dam par milte hai.tu meri jeb me rakha sirf ek patakha hai, jise jeb se nikal kar main kahi bhi fod sakta hoon...."
"beshak main ek patakha hoon lekin main footunga wahi ,jaha main chahta hoon....aur tu apne kis jeet ki baat kar raha hai, jaha tere kayi dost buri tarah mar kha gaye ? ,jaha kuchh ne apni jaan gawa di ?
Aur itna sab hone ke bawzood tu mujhse mar kha raha hai,wo bhi khushi se....sharam kar kuchh. Yun meri tarah dialogue delivery ya mere foot-step follow karne se tu Arman nahi ban sakta....kyunki Original to main hoon ,tu to sirf mera ek copy cut hai...tune do saal laga diye mujhe harane me ,abey mand-buddhi ,tune ye nahi socha ki mere paas puri zindagi padi hai in sabka badla lene ke liye aur tu khud soch jab tu sirf meri tarah sochkar mera itna nuksaan kar sakta hai to jab main khud tere bare me sochunga to tera kitna nuksaan karunga....tera plan ekdum perfect tha ,lekin tab tak hee jab tak ke tune mujhe apne plan ke bare me bataya nahi tha...."
"dam hai to mar... Le marna"
"abey tumhari itni aaukat kaha ki mere hath se mar kha jao...tum jaiso ko mara nahi jata,unke muh me sirf thuka jata hai "Gautam ke muh par thukte hue maine kaha...lekin mera nishana thik nahi laga aur Gautam bach gaya....tab main bola"sala, tu to mere thook ke bhi kabil nahi....badbye, teri to main ab kah ke lunga..."
"Arman...main tumhari dimagi halat samajh sakti hoon..."Esha beech me boli...
"jab main kisi se baat kar raha hoon to interfere kabhi mat karna....tu...yakin nahi hota tu is gande aadmi


ke sath iske gande plan me shamil hui.tu to pure ek semester 'Arman...i love you....Arman i love you' bolti rahi Esha...mera dimag mujhe kahta ki tu jhoothi hai,lekin main nahi mana...i really love you,Esha...lekin iska matlab ye nahi ki main wo sab bhool jaunga jo tune kiya....tujhe tadpa dunga main mere paas aane ke liye...itna mazboor kar dunga ki paglo ki tarah mujhe dhoondegi aur tab main tere samne aakar tujhe reject karunga."
"Arman...mujhe tumhare liye sach me bura lag raha hai ,isliye sabki bhalayi isi me hai ki tum ab apni zindagi me aage badho aur is kahani ko yahi khatm karo...."
"wah ,apni bari aayi to zindagi me aage badho...huh, us waqt tum log zindagi me aage kyun nahi badhe
,jab ye sab kaha..."Goggle lagate hue main bola"aur ye kahani yahi khatm nahi hogi ,main iska sequal banaunga aur hero main hee rahunga...usme tum sabke har paap ka payi-payi hisab chukaya jayega....Goodbye, hate you"
Parking se hostel ki taraf jate hue mujhe kuchh yaad aaya ,isliye main parking se thodi door me hee ruk kar chillaya...

"sun be Gautam chutiye, tujhe teri girl friend ne bataya hai ki nahi mujhe nahi maloom par ek shandar, jaandar aur dhamakedar dushman hone ke karan mera farz banta hai ki main tujhe bata doo ki farewell ke din maine teri girl friend ko bahut der tak kiss kiya tha....yakin na aaye to puchh liyo..."

Ye sunte hee Gautam ki gand fati aur wo Esha ki taraf dekhne laga....
"dekha beta ,ye hai Arman ka jalwa...tum dono yaha aaye the mujhe ullo sabit karne...par ullo sabit khud ho gaye,isliye ab ek kaam aur karna ki ullo ki tarah aaj raat bhar jagna.waise bhi ab jo maine bolne wala hoon,use sunkar tujhe aaj raat neend nahi aayegi aur wo ye hai ki' farewell ke din Esha ne mujhe sex karne ke liye kaha tha...wo bhi ek baar nahi balki teen-char bar, wo to meri hee niyat achchhi thi,warna....chalo jao be, tum bhi kya yaad rakhoge ki kis mahan vyakti se pala pada tha....badbye"
Ye un dono se meri aakhiri mulaqat thi aur phhir final exams khatm karke main thik akela waise hee college se nikla ,jaise college me aaya tha.....

[Samrock19797]

Guyz here is the last Update of this story enjoy...


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"S.P. aa gaya hai, sab log uske samne apni gardan jhuka kar khade rahna aur sirf mujhe hee baat karne dena..."apni jagah par khada hote hue Saurabh bola"aur Arman tu ,sabse peechhe rahna..."
"ye duniya badi zalim hai mere bhai..jitna daboge utna adhik hee dabaye jaoge.ab kal raat ka mamla hee le le...yadi main in constables ko apni akad nahi dikhata to sale subah tak marte rahte lekin aisa...." "raham karke ab koyi philosophy mat jhad kyunki bahar jo tera baap baitha hai na uske samne gardan jhukane me hee bhalayi hai isliye please ab koyi naya bakheda khada mat karna...."meri baat khatm hoti usase pahle hee Saurabh mujh par ghayal sher ki tarah toot pada...
"mujhe pata hota ki tum log aise rondu ho to kabhi tum log ke sath nahi rahta..."
"kahe ka rondu be....bhool mat ki college me teri jo ye gundagardi chalti hai na wo humi logo ki badaulat chalti hai...ek baar tere upar se hostel ka tag hat gaya na to phhir teri koyi aaukat nahi...isliye ab shant rahna..."
"kisi mahan purush ne sach hee kaha hai ki......"
"abey oye mahan purush....ye aapas me baat-chit karna band karo aur bahar aao...sahab bula rahe hai."mujhe beech me hee rok kar constable ne ek baar phhir apna danda zameen par thoka....
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Humare Lockup se bahar nikalte hee constable ne apne hath me pakde hue dande se hume bahar jaane ka ishara kiya ,jaha S.P. ek chair par aaram se baithkar kuchh pee raha tha aur do constable uske sath wahi par khade the.....sab launde attention ki position lekar S.P. ke samne khade ho gaye. Saurabh ke plan ke mutabiq Saurabh sabse aage khada tha aur main sabse peechhe....
"jao , use lekar aao..." glass table par rakhkar S.P. ne apne paas khade Constable se kaha aur phhir hum loho ki nazar us constable par ad gayi ki BC ab kaun aaya hai...kahi Collector mahashay khud to nahi padhare hai ,ye dekhne ke liye ki humlogo ko barabar maar padi hai ya nahi.....
"nahi lawda...Collector aata to mahol hee kuchh alag hota.ye koyi dusara jhandu hai, kahi mera koyi fan to nahi..." bahar khadi laal batti wali gadi ki taraf taktaki lagaye maine dheere se kaha aur collector ke ladke ko Constable ka sahara lekar langdate hue chalta dekh main bhauchakka rah gaya....
"ye lawda....ye itni jaldi kaise hosh me aa gaya, kal hee to mara tha isko....sale ko jaan se mar dena chahiye tha"
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"pahchana ise...isi ki vajah se tumlog yaha par ho..."table par rakhi glass ko hath me lekar hilate hue S.P. bola"isne mujhe bataya ki ise sirf ek ne mara hai aur mujhe pakka yakin hai ki wo ek tum me se hee hai
,isliye apne aap bata do ki wo kaun tha...."
Us waqt S.P. ke samne jaane ke sivay mere paas koyi dusara rasta nahi tha ,kyunki yadi main khud samne nahi jata to phhir Collector ka wo chutiya ladka apni tooti hui ungali meri taraf kar deta...isliye main apna sar jhukaye aage gaya aur mujhe apni taraf aata dekh S.P. ko ye samajhne me bilkul bhi mushqil nahi hui ki wo mahan purush main hee hoon, jisne uske muhbole bete ka ye hashra kiya tha. "tu....tune mara ise..."
Jawab me main ekdum murti ke mafiq khada raha .Collector ka ladka taqriban 5 minute me humare paas kachhue ki chal se chalte hue nahi balki main kahu to rengate hue pahucha aur jab wo humare paas pahucha to use chair me baithne ke liye hee kayi minute lag gaye....
maine Collector ke ladke par nazar dali...mathe par kahi jagah gahra nishan tha aur lawde ka aadha naak chhil gaya tha aur hath-pair ka to puchho mat ,sala lula-langda ho gaya tha kuchh hafto ke liye ya phhir kuchh mahino ke liye....lekin ek baat jo mujhe andar se khaye ja rahi thi wo ye ki ye chutiya(s.p.) apne sath is dusare chutiye ko kyun laya hai...kahi ye hume mujra to nahi dikhane wala....


"ye tha wo..."mujhe paas aane ka ishara karte hue s.p. ne apni ungaliya hawa me ghumayi aur main jaise hee uske paas gaya ,usne mera shirt apne hatho me pakadkar collector ke ladke se ek baar phhir puchha"yahi tha na wo...."
"h...hh..haan...."mari hui aawaz ke sath mere dushman ne mujhpar muhar laga diya. "chal neeche baith...ghoorta kya hai be , baith neeche zameen par..."
"ye main nahi karunga sir..."dabi hui aawaz me main bola...
"are baith ja na zameen par...Sir se jubaan kyun lada raha hai..."Saurabh S.P. ka paksha lete hue bola... "kuchh bhi kar lo, main zameen par nahi baithne wala...."
"oye, baithao sale ko markar zameen par..."
S.P. ke muh se itna sunte hee ek constable mere paas aaya aur do-char mukke mujhe jadkar ,mujhe jabarjasti zameen par baithne ke liye mazboor kar diya....
"ab chal sale maafi mang mere bete se..."
Abki baar maine koyi movement nahi kiya...na to haa kaha aur na hee Na kaha...koyi ishara tak nahi kiya ki main ye karunga bhi ya nahi...bas jaise zameen par baitha tha,waise hee baitha raha....
"jao ,jakar sabko bahar bula lao aur yadi ye maafi na mange to sale ko gherkar marna...."
mera zameer to ye karne ki izzazat nahi de raha tha lekin phhir bhi maine ye kiya aur sala dusara koyi rasta bhi to nahi tha...kyunki yadi main us waqt unki baat nahi manta to wo BKL mujhe jaan se hee mar dete....Collector ke ladke se maafi magne ke baad main jab khada hua to S.P. muskurate hue bola.... "tujh jaise ladko ko bahut achchhi tarike se janta hoon, main...tum logo ko marne-peetne se kuchh nahi hota,balki tum logo ko tumhari hee nazar me gira dena hee asli zakhm dena hota hai...jo maine tujhe abhi-abhi diya hai.ab tu zindagi bhar apna sar nahi uthayega kyunki jab-jab tu apna sar uthane ki koshish karega ,tab-tab tujhe main aur ye security officer station tujhe yaad aayega....ab chal nikal ja yaha se kyunki tere Principal se maine tum logo ko jaldi chhodne ka vada kiya hai..."
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Main waha se bilkul shant chala jata ,jab S.P. ne mujhe jane ke liye kaha tha lekin jab main peechhe muda to mujhe sabse pahle Saurabh ki shakl dikhi ,jo sabse aage khada tha aur phhir uske dwara kahi gayi baatein mujhe yaad aayi, jo usne mujhse lock up ke andar kaha tha....uska jawab main lock up ke andar hee de deta yadi Constable ne apna danda peetkar hume bahar aane ke liye na kaha hota to..... Mujhe tab bahut gussa aaya tha ,jab meri naseehat par chalne wala Arun mujhe naseehat dene laga tha,lekin maine khud ko control kiya...mujhe tab bhi bahut gussa aaya tha jab Constables hume peet rahe the, lekin maine khud ko control kiya...mujhe tab bhi bahut gussa aaya tha jab Saurabh aaj subah mujhse meri aaukat ki baat kar raha tha,lekin maine khud par control kiya aur mujhe tab bhi gand-faad gussa aaya tha jab S.P. ne mujhe zameen par baithwa kar Collector ke ladke se sorry bulwaya ,lekin abki baar bhi maine khud ko control kar liya par jab peechhe palat kar maine Saurabh ko dekha aur uski kahi hui baat mujhe yaad aayi ki"meri aaukat sirf hostel ki vazah se hai' to abki baar main khud par control nahi kar paya aur peechhe palat kar chair par baithe Collector ke ladke ki chhati par kaskar ek laat mara
,jiske parinamswaroop Collector ka ladka chair samet neeche zameen par ja gira....
"tu aaj kya bol raha tha be Saurabh ki tum logo ke karan meri power hai aur yadi hostel ka tag mere naam ke peechhe se hat gaya to main kuchh bhi nahi...to tu dekh chutiye...meri akad tumlogo ke vazah se nahi hai aur mere naam ke peechhe se hostel ka tag hat jane ke baad mera kya hoga, wo to baad me dekhenge ,lekin tum logo ke peechhe se yadi mere naam ka tag hat gaya tab dekhna ki tum logo ka kya hota hai aur beta tum logo ke andar kitna dam hai ye maine aaj dekh liya....isliye ab yaha se jao aur apne muh me kalikh potkar chhip jao.abey salo jitne tumhe logo ke naam yaad nahi honge na usase jyada mujhe kabir ke dohe yaad hai ,isliye mujhe cross karne ki koshish kabhi mat karna...."gusse se kanpte


hue maine apna gardan S.P. ki taraf ghumaya aur bola"aur tu be lodu...khud ko samajh kya rakha hai be..tu mera ghamand kam karega...to sun, tere andar jitna khoon nahi hai na usase jyada mere andar ghamand bhara pada hai ,jise tu to kya ,tera baap bhi khatm nahi kar sakta aur ab tu mujhe yaad karke apna sar sharam se jhukayega ki ek mamuli se ladke ne tujhe tere hee thane me tere hee logo ke beech
,lodu...chutiye ,abey...sale kaha tha.ab tujhe jo ukhadna hai ,ukhad le aur apne is baklund bete ko yaha se le ja ,warna abki baar main laat chhati par nahi balki gardan par rakhunga..."ek aur laat Uski chhati par rakhte hue main cheekha aur pichhale kayi ghanto se jo jawalamukhi mere andar dhadhak raha tha, wo finally foot gaya sath hee ye ahsaas dilate hue ki ab ye log mujhe bahut fodenge.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Jab mujhe yakin ho gaya ki ab mera bhajiya talna tay hai to phhir maine socha ki kyun na tel ko aur garam kiya jaye isliye main Hostel ke ladko ki fadte hue bola....
"tum log beta ,sab apna samaan bandh kar jaldi se ghar nikal lo kyunki yaha se mukti pate hee main sabse pahle tum sabko is duniya se mukt karunga...mujhe jaha dikhoge wahi goli markar tum logo ki jeewan-leela khatm kar dunga...salo mere khilaf jate ho..."phhir Collector ke ladke ki taraf dekhte hue main bola"tu pahle kya bol raha tha be jhatue ki tu mujhse nahi darta par ab tu ye kahne se hee darega ki'tujhe mujhse dar nahi lagta'....."
Meri pichhale kuchh der ki harqato se jaha mere sare dost hairan the wahi S.P. ke sath sare security officer wale bhi shocked the ki lawda kahi main pagal to nahi ho gaya.....
Hostel ke launde kuchh der thane ke parisar me khade rahe aur phhir waha se chal diye.iske baad do constable ne mere dono hath peechhe karke pakad liya kyunki unhe shayad ye dar tha ki kahi main S.P. ko bhi na chod du....

"latka Bose dk ,isko...."ek constable ko gali bakte hue S.P. bola aur Collector ke chhore ko uthane laga.... Maine jo punya ka kaam kuchh der pahle kiya tha uski vajah se un logo ne meri bahut aarti utari aur itni aarti utari ki aarti naam se mujhe nafrat ho gayi....salo ne body ke har ek parts par nishan diya aur jab

gussa shant hua to mujhe le jakar lock up me fek diya......
"thok MC par ragging ka case...sale ki zindagi barbaad kar dunga main..."Constables par chillate hue S.P. bola aur wahi chair par baith gaya.....
"hao lawda, main hee ek chutiya dikh raha hoon na....par ek baat jaan lo ki main tum logo ki tarah anpadh gawar nahi hoon aur na hee sari duniya tum logo ki tarah chutiya hai jo ye na samajh paye ki ye ragging nahi thi aur waise bhi waha ek se ek tum jaise gadhe detainers ,seniors the....aur jab court me mera .lawyer ye puchhega tab ki 'kya main un seniors aur detainers ki bhi ragging le raha tha'...tab bolo lawda ,kya jawab doge...."middle finger un sabko dikhate hue main bola...
"tujhe shayad maloom nahi ki main kya chiz hoon ,main case court tak pahuchne hee nahi dunga..." "baap ka raaz hai kya...jaha 100 students poster lekar sadak par nikal jayenge ,wahich tu chus lega...tu abhi adhik se adhik sirf mujhe kuchh din yaha rakh sakta hai aur thodi der mar sakta ,isase adhik tu kuchh nahi kar sakta...admit it. Aur main bahut achchhi tarah se janta hoon ki tu kaun hai, par shayad tu nahi janta ki main kaun hoon...."
"nikal kar latka phhir se sale ko aur tab tak maro jab tak mar na jaye...."
S.P. ke aadesh ka palan karte hue do-teen Constable lock up me ghus gaye lekin tabhi S.P. ne badi dheemi aawaz me un sabko wapas aane ke liye kaha......
"ise kya hua ,fat kyun gayi iski...BC kahi media to nahi aa gayi...kitna famous hoon main  " "ye to iska dost hai, jo lawyer ko lekar aa raha hai...."S.P. bola....
"Good Morning ,Mr. R.L.Dangi...i am advocate Bharat Trivedi...." "baithiye...."
iske baad maine lock up se jo scene dekha wo ye tha ki Bharat Trivedi ne lambe-chaude kayi kagaz ke panne nikalkar table par fek diye,jiske baad S.P. ke chehre ka rang utar gaya aur phhir usne akele me Bharat Trivedi se kuchh der baat karne ki peshkash ki,jise unhone man liya aur waha se uthkar thane ke parisar me ghoomte hue bahut der tak dono baatein karte rahe.....
"  BC kahi ye dono ek-dusare ko sex story to nahi sunane lage...pakka lawde bahar ek-dusare ka lawda pakad kar 61-62 kar rahe honge...warna itni der to court me case nahi chalta , jitni der ye log case chala rahe hai....."
khair thodi der baad dono wapas aaye aur S.P. ne kaha ki mujhe chhod diya jaye....us waqt jab wo ye bol raha tha to uske chehre ka expression kuchh aisa tha jaise duniya ka sabse bada dukhi insaan us waqt wahi hai....
jaise taise karke main khada hua aur dheere-dheere lock up ke bahar aaya...ab mere chalne ki speed thik waisi ho gayi thi, jaise kuchh der pahle maine Collector ke ladki ki batayi thi bas fark itna sa tha ki wo sahara lekar chal raha tha aur main bina kisi ke sahare ke chal raha tha....us waqt meri ye halat karne wale constables ke andar na jaane kaha se mere liya dher sara pyar umad aaya ,jo mujhe sahara dene ke liye aage badhe....
"kyun nautanki kar kar rahe ho be...chhuna mat mujhe. Salo tumhi ne ye halat ki hai meri...lawde dogle kahi ke..."
"Arun....ye aise kaise behave kar raha hai..."mera aisa ravaiya dekhkar Advocate ke mathe par shikan utpann ho gayi aur wo Arun ki taraf dekhkar bole...
Jawab me Arun sirf meri taraf dekhta rah gaya aur jab main kachhue ke mafiq rengte-rengte thoda aur aage badhkar Arun aur Advocate ke paas pahucha tab Arun mujhe kandha dene ke liye meri taraf aaya....
"Chhuna mat mujhe...apun ko kisi ki help ki jaroorat nahi hai."
"what the hell man, Arun mujhe yaha lekar aaya aur meri vazah se tum yaha se bahar ja rahe ho, isne


tumhari madad ki hai , you should thank him..."
"ye kaun hai yar...ye bhai maine na to tujhe bulaya tha aur na hee ise kaha tha ki tujhe lekar aaye...main ek Engineer hone ke sath-sath ek lawyer bhi hoon aur maine LLB ,NLSIU,Bangalore se tab complete kar li thi ,jab tune LLB ki shuruat tak nahi ki thi aur ye ,mera former friend...jo tujhe yaha lekar aaya hai wo isliye nahi kyunki ise meri madad karna tha,balki isliye kyunki ise dar tha ki kahi wapas lautkar main iska game na baja du....yanna raskalla"
"Mr.Dangi ,mere sare papers wapas kijiye aur ise wapas andar kijiye..."
"muh me le lo ab...udhar register-vagister me in logo ne kuchh-kuchh chadha diya hai aur yadi ab ye tujhe tere papers wapas karte hai to ye log dhang se chusenge...."
"Bharat bhaiya, aap mere sath aao, main batata hoon aapko...."bolkar Arun,Bharat Trivedi ko apne sath security officer station se bahar le gaya.....
mujhe security officer station ka gate par karne me 5 minute lage aur gate se nikalte waqt maine peechhe palat kar S.P. aur uske constables ko ek baar phhir se apni middle finger ke darshan karaye aur finally bahar nikla....Bahar ,Bharat Trivedi ,Arun ke sath apni Car ke aage khada tha. Kuchh der pahle jaha Bharat Trivedi ka chehra rone sa ho gaya tha ,wahi ab wo ekdum shant khada tha...mujhe bahar dekh kar Arun bola....
"chal ,Car me baith Arman...." "Is Car  "
"nahi to kya tere liye ab main bugatti ya ferrari laun..."
"aisi car to mujhe koyi free me de tab bhi main na loon...main paidal hee hostel jaunga...lawda bhookh bahut lagi hai ek kaam karta hoon pahle 20-30 samose kha leta hoon, phhir hostel ki taraf prasthan karunga...."
Mujhe us waqt pata nahi kya ho gaya tha jo main waisi ajeeb-harqate karne laga tha....mere aise behaviour se sab hairan the...kuchh ne to pagal ,satka tak kah dala tha aur ye sawaal main aaj bhi khud se puchhta hoon ki kya wakayi main us din security officer station me satak gaya tha ya wo sab sirf mera ghamand , mera akad ,mera attitude tha....
security officer station se nikalkar main ek samose wali dukan par gaya aur us dukan wale se bhi meri bahas ho gayi....
"harami sale...kal ke samose khilata hai.ja lawda paisa nahi dunga...."maine plate zameen par fek kar kaha....
"Chhotu ,Lallan ko bol ek ladka natak kar raha hai...."
"maa chod dunga Lallan ki aur tum sabki yadi hath lagaya to....abhi-abhi Jail se chhuta hoon aur maloom hai kya case thamujhpar....ek murder aur 7-8 half murder.kal se lawda yadi basi samosa taze samose ke beech me dalkar milaya to tujhe aur teri dukan ko mitti me mila dunga...."
Jaha tak meri yaddasht jati hai aur yadi main sahi hoon, jo ki main hamesha rahta hoon to main usi din wapas security officer station gaya aur abki meri pahle se bhi jyada durgati hui....Abki bar meri durgati ka karan Aradhna bani.security officer station se hostel ki doori yun kuchh 5 kilometer ke lagbhag hogi par mujhe waha pahuchne me 2 ghante lag gaye aur jab hostel ke samne pahucha to waha security officer jeep khadi dikhayi di......
"ye log kahi mujhse mafinama to magne nahi aaye...salo ko maaf nahi karunga...main bhi latka-latka kar marunga..."security officer jeep ki taraf badhte hue maine kaha.....
"chaliye sir ,wapas....security officer station aapke bina suna-suna hai..."hostel ke gate ke andar se nikalte hue
S.P. bola"main khud tujhe arrest karne aaya hoon ,iska matlab tujhme kuchh baat to hai...." "chahe jitni tareef kar le, main autograph nahi dunga...."


main us samay soch bilkul bhi nahi raha tha ki ye log mujhe wapas pakad kar le jaane ke liye aaye hai
,maine socha ki yun hee kuchh bayan-vayan lene aaye honge....
"autograph to ab main tujhe dunga ,wo bhi zindagi bhar ke liye....kyunki tere upar ab half-murder ka nahi balki murder ka case chalega...."
"kyun...Collector ka launda upar chala gaya kya...."
"wo nahi , ek ladki hai-Aradhna....wo upar chali gayi hai...adhe ghante pahle hee thane me uski warden aur uski saheliyo ne aakar tere khilaf report likhwa di hai.....ab tu to gaya beta....tujhe mujhse hoshiyari nahi chodna chahiye tha upar se abki bar tera Principal hee tere khilaf hai,jo har bar tujhe bacha kar le jata tha....."
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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"Aradhna mar gayi...par uski halat to utni bhi kharab nahi thi..."
"par teri halat jaroor kharab hogi ,wo bhi mere hatho...aisa todunga tujhe ki phhir kabhi jud nahi payega. ise bharo re..."Constables par gala fadte hue R.L.Dangi ne kaha....
R.L. Dangi ke huqm ki tameel karte hue uske pantaro ne mujhe turant jeep ke andar ghuseda ,ye kahte hue ki"hume maloom hai ki ,tera koyi mama MLA vagerah nahi hai...S.P. sahab ne puri chhan-been kar li hai...ab to humare hath tujhe marne se pahle ek pal ke liye bhi nahi rukenge....."
Udhar mujhe jeeb me baithakar ,S.P. khud ko mili sarkari gadi me baithkar nikla aur idhar mere paas siway Aradhna ke bare me sochane ke aalawa kuchh nahi bacha tha ,kyunki beshak main chahta tha ki Aradhna meri zindagi se nikal jaye ,lekin wo to duniya se hee nikal gayi...beshak hee Aradhna ke suicide ke kayi reason rahe ho jaise ki uski dimagi halat kharab hona , kayar hona par jo baat mujhe kachcha chabaye ja rahi thi wo ye ki main khud un kayi reasons me se ek reason tha ,jiski vazah se Aradhna ne


suicide ki thi ya phhir thoda aur detail me kahu to main hee wo tha jisne Aradhna ko suicide karne ke liye reasons diye...main kuchh bhi bahana mar sakta tha,apne dimag ka istemaal karke main koyi bhi tikdam khel sakta tha,jisase Aradhna ko bura na lage ya phhir kam bura lage....par maine aisa nahi kiya
,bilkul bhi nahi kiya...1 percent bhi nahi aur nateeza Aradhna ki maut ke roop me samne aaya tha.
us waqt mujhe jo sabse jyada pareshan kar raha tha wo na to Superintendent of security officer tha aur na hee Aradhna ki maut...us waqt jo mujhe sabse jyada pareshan kar raha tha ,wo main khud hee tha.mera dimag har ghadi do ghadi mujhpar chillakar kahta ki'maine Aradhna ko mara..meri vazah se uski maut hui' aur phhir jis hospital me Aradhna admit thi ,waha uski maut ke baad ki ek kalpanik tasveer mere samne aa rahi thi...maine Aradhna ke maa-baap me se kisi ko nahi dekha tha ,par tab bhi mera dimag Aradhna ke maa-baap ki ek kalpanik tasveer mujhe dikhata,jo ki bahut hee....bahut hee jyada dardnak aur dayneey thi...
us din security officer Van me baithe-baithe mujhe pata chala ki asal me jhatka lagna kise kahte hai aur main dua kar raha tha ki mujhe jaldi se jaldi 10-12 attack aaye aur main bhi parlok sidhar loon....kyunki security officer van me pade-pade mere dimag dwara mujhe dikhayi gayi har ek kalpanik tasveer mujhe aisa zakhm de rahi thi ,jiska koyi nishan to nahi tha ,par dard bahut jyada tha...itna jyada ki main us waqt ye chahne laga tha ki main ab bas mar jaun.
waise har ek normal insaan ,har koyi jo mujhe pasand ya napasand karta tha...har koyi jo mere dosto me tha ya phhir dushmano me tha ,wo sirf yahi soch raha tha ab mujhe bahut buri mar padegi...koyi to mujhe 302 dhara ke antargat doshi bhi maan chuka tha par aisa bilkul nahi tha aur kamaal ki baat to ye hai ki sab kuchh bilkul aisa hee tha...kahne ka matlab meri itni jordar thukayi hui ,jitni ki na to pahle hui thi aur na hee ab kabhi hogi...mujhpar 302 dhara bhi chadhayi gayi par ye sab us waqt mere liye koyi mayne nahi rakhte the ,kyunki Aradhna ki maut ne mere dil aur dimag me bahut gahra zakhm diya tha aur lakh koshisho ke bawzood main is zakhm se ubar nahi pa raha tha...main jitne bhi din security officer station me raha har pal mere khud ki imagination meri jaan nikalti rahi...mera tez dimag hee mere un zakhmo ko bharne nahi deta ,jo us waqt meri atma ka gala daba raha tha...din ka waqt to phhir bhi nikal jata ,par raat ko har roj Aradhna mere sapno me aati ,pahle to wo mujhe hasti hui dikhti...bhagte hue mera naam pukarti aur har baar main is bhram me pad jata ki wo ab bhi zinda hai lekin jaise hee main sapno ke is mayajaal me fasta ,tabhi Aradhna ki hostel me pankhe se latki hui tasveer mujhe dikhti aur uski jeebh jo bahar nikal aayi thi wo bahut der tak hilte rahti thi.....jiske baad ek tez dard mere sar ko pakad leta aur meri aankh khulte hee main apne sar ko pakad leta....
main kul ek hafte thane ke ek lockup me band raha shuru ke do-teen din to security officer walo ne mujhe khoob
dhoya par jab meri taraf se koyi responce nahi mila aur na hee maine koyi tevar dikhaye to unhone bhi mujhe marna chhod diya...
un 7 dino me meri aankhe puri kali pad chuki thi,sharir ke kayi ang thodi si movement me hee gand fad dard dete the,itna dard ki khud ke dam par chalna to door uthna tak mushqil ho gaya tha....
"chal bahar nikal...tujhpar se case hata liya gaya hai...tera bada bhai aaya hua hai tujhe lene..."bahar se ek constable ne mujhe aawaz di tab maine apni aankhe kholi aur mujhe pata chala ki abhi din hai . kyunki lockup me mera adhiktar samay aankh band kiye hue guzarta tha aur is samay main apne dimag par havi hone ki koshish karta tha...matlab ki main apne wahi purane tevar ,wahi purana ghamand ,wahi purana attitude ,wahi purani soch ko khud ke andar paida karne ki koshish karta ,jinki vazah se main yaha tha kyunki mujhe maloom tha ki yaha se jab main niklunga to mujhe inhi ki sabse jyada jaroorat padegi...
pure ek hafte baad jab main lock up se nikla to aisa laga jaise ki mujhe nayi zindagi mili ho ,main khud ke dam par uth bhi nahi sakta tha ,par yaha se bahar nikalne ki chah ne mujhe itna sashaqt bana diya ki


main ab apne hee dam par chal raha tha....bahar R.L.Dangi ,mere Pita shree, mera bada bhai aur ek lawyer baitha tha.Main seedhe unke paas gaya aur puri taqat lagakar sabse pahle apne pita shree ke pair chhue aur phhir bade bhai ke.....
"isko sudhar lo ,warna abki baar to ye bach gaya par agli baar nahi bachega....upar se iski akad itni hai ki humare hee security officer station me hume hee galiya de raha tha....filhal abhi to humne iski akad nikal di hai..." aise hee S.P. mujhe kayi naseehat dete raha ,meri shiqayat karta raha aur aakhir me usne Aradhna ka naam liya....
"ek baat bata, tujhe kaisa laga ek bholi-bhali ladki ki zindagi khatm karke...tune uske maa-baap ki halat nahi dekhi shayad...uski maa ne ek hafte se pani tak nahi piya ,wo ab ICU me admit hai aur bechara uska baap, wo to lagbhag pagal ho gaya hai...wo ab bhi ye manne ko taiyar nahi ki uski beti mar chuki hai....Arman tune bahut galat kiya... "
"aapke muh se kisi dusare ke liye galat shabd shobha nahi deta..."itni der se S.P. Ki bak-bak sunkar main jab marne ki halat me pahuch gaya tab maine bhi ek teer chhoda"ek baat batao ,aap...yadi is case ke pahle Collector ke ladke ka case na hota...ya phhir main Arman na hokar koyi dusara ladka hota to kya tab bhi aap meri wahi halat karte jo aapne ki hai....darasal galat to aapne kiya hai..."

"dekha aapne..."mere papa ki taraf dekh kar R.L.Dangi bola"main iski isi akad ki baat kar raha tha...hume maaf karo aur ise lekar yaha se jao...ek to kisi ki zindagi khatm kar di upar se mafi magne ke bajay jubaan lada raha hai...nonsence"

"aapke ghar me chaku hai...."
"haan hai...to"bhadakte hue S.P. bola "to aap us chaku se kya karte hai..." "kya karte hai matlab..."
"aap us chaku se kya karte hai matlab aap us chaku se kya karte hai..." Jawab me Dangi sahab chup hee rahe tab main bola...
"aapke ghar me chaku hai aur aap us chaku se sabziya kat-te hai apni gardan nahi...pyar bhi usi chaku ki tarah hota hai Dangi ji ,jisme doshi pyar nahi balki balki wo insaan hota hai jo ya to pyar me apni jaan deta hai ya phhir us pyar ko laat markar aage badh jata hai....galti Aradhna ne ki thi,maine nahi..."
"sahi kah raha hai tu ,galti usne ki...tujh jaise insaan ke liye apni jaan dekar...."
"galti to aakhir galti hee hoti hai aur har galti ki ek saza tay hoti hai ,bas khud ke andar jigara hona chahiye us saza ko swikar karne ki...Aradhna me darasal himmat hee nahi thi ,isiliye usne mujhse badla lene ke liye apne jaan de di ,warna yadi wo mujhse pyar karti to kya mera naam suicide note me likhkar jati ? S.P. Sahab duniya ki sabse badi problem hai jalan...jiske andar jiske bhi khilaf ye jalan paida ho gayi to phhir un dono ka kalyan hona nishchit hai...Aradhna ke andar bhi mere liye yahi jalan paida ho gayi thi
,usase meri khushi dekhi nahi gayi aur by the way main ye tujhe kyun samjha raha hoon, main to ab chhoot gaya hoon aur next time jab kabhi bhi tera pala mujhe pade to kuchh karne se pahle ye jaroor soch lena ki jab tu ek murder case me mera kuchh nahi ukhad paya to ab kya ukhad lega...."S.P. ki ghanti bajakar main Constables ki taraf palta aur bola"tum log to apni khairiyat manao, kyunki ab mera sirf ek hee aim hai...UPSC ka exam clear karna aur phhir tum sabko clear karna"
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Mujhe bahar nikalne ke liye ek MLA ,ek sansad aur ek high court ka lawyer ne apni-apni power ka istemal kiya....MLA ko mere bhai ne dhoondha ,lawyer ko hostel walo ne aur Sansad to hostel me rahne wale ek launde ka baap tha....waise bhi suicide note me kisi ka bhi naam likh dene se wo apradhi sabit nahi hota ,lekin kuchh din dikkato ka samna jaroor karna padta hai.
Lock up se nikalkar mujhe seedhe ghar le jaya gaya aur jab tak exam shuru nahi hua tab tak main ghar me hee apna ilaaz karwata raha....mera mobile chheen liya gaya, ghar se bahar kahi bhi mere aane-jane par ban laga diya gaya, yaha tak ki mere kisi dost ko bhi mujhse milne nahi diya gaya aur jab mere final exam shuru hone me do din baki the ,tab Pandey ji ladki...jo ki meri future bhabhi thi..wo mujhse milne aayi aur us din meri life me ek aur twist ne pravesh kiya....jo ye tha ki Pandey ji ki do beti thi aur jisne bachpan se mera jeena haram kar rakha tha wo Pandey ji ki chhoti beti thi aur uski badi bahan se mere bhai ki shadi ho rahi thi.....
"kamaal hai , aaj tak mujhe yahi pata tha ki Pandey ji ke bagiche me sirf ek phool hai...lekin yaha to do phool nikle..."
Pandey ji ki badi beti bhi hai aur usase Vipin bhaiya ki shadi hone wali hai ,ye jaankar mujhe rahat mili aur main thoda-bahut sukoon lekar wapas college ke liye ravana hua.....
"abki baar kuchh galat nahi hona chahiye Arman....ye baat tu yaad rakh le, warna pure college ke samne marte-marte ghar launga...."Railway station me bade bhaiya ne shabd roopi teer chalaya aur mujhe wapas college ke liye ravana kiya......
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Mera man ab ye faltu ki mar-dhad ,dialogue bazi se khap chuka tha aur finally main wo ban raha tha ,jo ki mujhe first year me hee ban jana chahiye tha...us din college aate waqt train me bahut maal mili ,lekin apun ne kisi ki taraf dhyan tak nahi diya...main bas shant apni seat par pure raste baitha raha aur khidki ke bahar jhakte hue Esha ke bare me sochate raha...
main soch raha tha ki wo mujhe dekhkar pahle to ekdum se khush hogi ,phhir thoda sa ignore maregi
,mujhse ladegi...aur aakhir me i love you bol degi...ab Esha hee mere paas ek aisi achchhi yaad thi ,jise lekar main apne college se jana chahta tha ,lekin mujhe kya maloom tha ki Esha ke roop me ek aur bomb mera intezaar kar raha tha jo mujhpar bas footane hee wala tha....
Hostel me mujhe wapas dekh kar mere khas dosto ke aalawa baki sab khush hue , sabne haal chal puchha aur Aradhna ko galiya baki....pura din mere room me juloos umadta raha aur first year se lekar final year tak ke ladke mujhse milne aaye....siway mere khas dosto ke. Wo log to tab room me bhi nahi rahte the,jab main room me hota...bas beech-beech me apna koyi samaan lene aate aur chale jate...raat ko bhi wo kisi dusare ke room me hee sote the...na to unhone koyi pahal ki aur apne ko to pahal karne ki aadat hee nahi thi.Mere khati dosto me se sirf ek Rajshri Pandey hee tha jo mujhse mila tha aur Arun- Saurabh ke room chhodane ke baad wo mere hee room me rahne laga tha.....


Hostel pahuchkar dil kiya ki Esha ko call kar loon lekin phhir socha ki kal to exam hai aur exam dene to college aayegi hee isliye usase seedhe college mil liya jayega.isliye dusare din jab main 8th Semester ka pahla exam dene college pahucha to notice board me sabse pahle ye dekha ki CS-final year wale kis class me baithe hai aur phhir apni class dekha...
Exam hall se bahar nikalte hee main A-18 ki taraf bhaga ,jo Esha ki class thi aur class ke gate se andar nazar dali....Esha baithi hui thi.Main taqriban aadha ghante tak waha class ke bahar khada rahkar Esha ka intezaar karta raha aur jab wo bahar aayi to main uski taraf badha...
"hi...kaisi hai..."
"Gautam aaya hua hai ,isliye please tum na to mujhse baat karna aur na hee mere peechhe aana...." "marunga sale ko, yadi tere aur mere beech me aaya to..."tez aawaz me main bola, lekin phhir Railway station me bade bhaiya ki naseehat yaad aate hee main dheema pada aur bola"mera matlab tha ,main abhi jata hoon aur tere peechhe nahi aaunga...."
Us din ke baad Esha mujhse face to face nahi milti thi aur jab main uske number par call karta tab uska number hamesha switch off ka gaan karte hue milta ,isliye maine mazbooran ek din Avadhesh Ko hostel bulaya aur usase puchha ki itne dino me aisa kya ho gaya ,jo Esha na to mujhse mil rahi hai aur na hee baat kar rahi hai....
"kuchh khas pata nahi ,par kuchh dino pahle sunne me aaya tha ki Divya aur Esha ke beech patch up ho gaya hai...."
"hmmm...."
"yo bro...Esha and Divya are back to being friends..." "bas yahi bacha tha ab sunne  "
"aur to aur ,Gautam use har exam ke din College chhodne aur lene aata hai....kuchh to ye bhi bolte hai dono ki engagement bhi Esha ke 8th semester khatm hone ke baad ho jayegi...."
"gazab...chal thik hai, tu ja...bye..." "bye...."
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BC ,wo sab kya ho raha tha...mujhe kuchh samajh nahi aa raha tha , isliye maine decide kiya ki next paper ke din jab Esha college aayegi tab main usase zaroor baat karunga...phhir chahe waha Divya ka bhai khada ho ya phhir mera bhai.waise bhi lawda aakhiri teen din hee bache hai College me aur yadi ab nahi puchha to zindagi bhar nahi puchh paunga......
Itne dino me har din Esha ki class ke bahar khade hokar intezaar karte hue maine Esha ki timing observe kar li thi...jiske according,wo exam time ke thik 5 minute pahle class ke andar ghusti aur phhir pure teen ghante baad hee bahar nikalti thi. Lekin phhir bhi apun ko risk nahi mangta tha...isliye main us din bhi aadhe ghante pahle exam hall se nikla aur Esha ke exam hall ke bahar khada uska intezaar karne laga.... Esha apne timing ke anusar hee bahar nikli aur bahar mujhe dekhte hee usne wahi kaha,jo wo pichhale kayi dino se mujhse kahti aa rahi thi....lekin is baar main nahi mana aur uske shortcut markar usase pahle parking par pahuch gaya.....Parking me mujhe dekhkar pahle to Esha chauki aur ek baar phhir usne wahi line dohrayi...
"Gautam ,yahi hai...isliye tum na to mujhse baat karo aur na hee mere peechhe aao..."
"Gautam ki maa ki.......jai, chutiya samajh rakha hai kya...jo itne din se ghuma rahi hai,abhi ghuma kar ek hath dunga to sari battisi nikal aayegi...."
"mujhe tumse koyi baat nahi karni..."
"wah beta, jab man kiya tab kud kar aa gayi aur jab man kiya to chali gayi....bhool mat ki main wahi Arman hoon ,jo....."


"jo is college ka sabse bada chutiya hai...."meri aawaz ko kat-te hue ek teesari aawaz aayi aur jab nigahe us aawaz ki taraf gayi to Gautam ke darshan hue.....
"tu...nikal le beta, pichhali baar ki mar bhool gaya kya..."
"nahi bhoola ,isiliye to itne din se Esha ke sath College aa raha hoon ,isi mauke ke intezaar me ki kab tu aaj wali harqat kare aur main tujh par apni bhadas nikal saku...."
"tu...mujhpar bhadas nikalega."jabarpeli haste hue main bola"chal be ,tujh jaise hazar bhi aa jaye to mera kuchh nahi ukhad nahi sakte...aur mera mood kahi ghoom gaya to yahi par lita-lita kar marunga,isliye thodi der ke liye chal foot le..."
"le nahi jata yaha se ,bol kya karega...."mere paas aate hue Gautam bola...
"Gautam...tum isase lad kyun rahe ho.ise sach batao aur is kahani ko yahi khatm karo.."Gautam ka hath pakad kar Esha boli...
"meri tarah shayad ise bhi pata hai ki yadi tu mujhse bhida to durgati teri hee honi hai ,isiliye isne tujhe rok liya...."phhir Esha ki taraf dekh kar main bola"yadi tune aise hath pakad kar mujhe bure kam karne se rokne ki koshish ki hoti to kasam se main aaj wo nahi hota ,jo main hoon...khair koyi baat nahi ,jo hua uska gam tum jaise chhote aur neech log manate hai ,main to yugpurush hoon...mujhe isase kya matlab ki kal kya hua aur kal kya hoga....isliye ab apna muh fado aur bakna chalu karo.5 minute ka time hai tum dono ke paas, wo sab kuchh yad karne ke liye jo tum kahne wale ho..."
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Gautam mujhe kuchh der shanti se dekhkar apne dimag ki batti jalata raha aur main wahi khada Esha ko dekh kar soch raha tha ki jaane ye log ab kaun sa dhamaka karne wale hai....kyunki ab main itna saksham nahi tha ki koyi dhamaka sah saku...aur is ladki ko parakhne me main kaise dhokha kha gaya...isne kabhi to aisa kuchh kiya hee nahi jisase ispar mujhe kabhi koyi shaq ho....sala dil toot gaya yar, in aakhiri ke dino me.dil to karta hai ki main bhi suicide kar loon ,lekin nahi main to yugpurush hoon aur yadi maine suicide kar liya to mere jo itne sare fan hai ,unka kya hoga
"Arman , kya tumne kabhi socha ki jab ground par Gautam ke gunde tumhe mar kar chale gaye the to tumhe hospital kisne pahuchaya tha...."mujhe bahut der se apni taraf dekhta hua pakar Esha uncomfortable mahsoos karne lagi aur tab wo boli....
"kisi ne 108 ko call kar diya hoga...."
"ekdum sahi jawab par call kisne kiya tha ,kya ye maloom hai..."
"dekh abhi mera dimag chadha hua hai, isliye jyada shanpatti mat jhad aur seedhe-seedhe bol ki kahna kya chahti hai...."
"108 ko call Esha ne kiya tha..."Esha ke kuchh bolne se pahle Gautam mere aur Esha ke beech khada hote hue bola"aur bas wahi se teri barbadi ki neev rakhi gayi...tujhe to Esha ke pair chhukar use thanks kahna chahiye ki usne teri jaan bacha li..."
"wo bhi kar lenge,pahle aage to bak...aur aainda kabhi aise achanak mere samne khade mat hona
,warna achanak hee samne wale ke chehre par mukke marne ki bahut kharab aadadt hai mujhe..." "Arman...bas teri isi aadat ki vazah se humne wo sab kuchh kiya ...."
"mukke khane ke liye ? Abey jhandu tu ek bar bolkar to dekhta ,1000-2000 mukke to main free me de deta main tujhe...."
"tune third semester ke us khooni ant ke baad mujhe bahut shant-shant dekha hoga...hai na. Tune us waqt sochta tha ki meri tujhse fat gayi hai aur main tujhse darta hoon, par mere lallu lal aisa kuchh bhi nahi tha...actually ek din jab main aur mere dad ek sath baithkar tere bare me soch rahe the tabhi mujhe khayal aaya ki yadi tujhe harana hai to kyun na us field me haraya jaye, jaha tu kabhi powerful hai....yani ki dimagi khel aur usi din se maine tere dimag ke sath khelna shuru kar diya tha....tere city walo ke sath


har chhote-bade jhagde sirf mere dimag ki upaj thi ,taki tujhe security officer ki nazar me laya ja sake...main tujhe aur teri shaksiyat ko thik tarah se bhanp gaya tha ,isliye jo main sochta tu wahi karta aur phhir apne isi plan me maine Esha ko shamil kiya ya phhir ye kahe ki Esha khud shamil hui ye kahte hue ki'wo lallu
,lattoo hai mujhpar..do line yadi pyar se bhi baat kar li to saans lena tak bhool jayega...' aur yahi mera bonus sabit hua...waise to maine kabhi dhyan nahi diya tha ki tu ,Esha par fida hai...par jab flashback me jakar maine sab kuchh yaad kiya tab mera kaam aasan ho gaya aur yaha se mere is mission ki bagdor Esha ke hath me aa gayi....Seventh Semester tak humne tere dimag ke sath khela ,tujhe parkha ki tu kis situation me kaisi harqate karta hai aur phhir jab tujhe puri tarah jaan liya to hum sabne milkar aage ka programme set kiya....waise to tere sath pichhale kuchh dino jo hua,wo main bahut pahle bhi kara sakta tha ,lekin 8th semester ke aakhiri din subh muhurat ki tarah the...jisme tu ek to behad hee kadwi yaad lekar jata aur dusara tujhe sambhalne ka koyi mauka nahi milne wala tha.first year se lekar final year tak tune kayi kahawate kahi hongi par ek famous kahawat hai ki'yadi waqt kharab ho to oot par baithe insaan ko bhi kutta kat leta hai' aur yadi tere sath hua....Aradhna ka tere life me aana humare liye bonus tha... Hume maloom tha ki jab Esha tujhe propose karegi to tu uske proposal ko accept hee karega aur uske baad Aradhna ko laat markar apni zindagi se bahar kar dega aur ek ladki ko jab kisi se sachcha pyar ho jaye to wo itni asani se use nahi chhodti....isiliye Esha ne Aradhna se teri setting karwayi taki yadi hum fail ho jaye tab bhi Aradhna kuchh na kuchh bawal khada karegi hee....lekin wo suicide kar legi ,iska andaza kisi ko nahi tha....ab aate hai un dino ki taraf jaha ye sab hua.
City aur hostel ka farewell ek sath karakar tu us din ye soch raha tha ki jeet teri hui ,par haqiqat thik ulti
thi...hum to chahte hee the ki pure college ka farewell ek sath ho aur tu usme anchoring kare....kyunki hume tujhe Collector ke ladke se jo milwana tha.darasal baat ye hai ki Collector ke ladke se meri bahut lambi shart thi ki wo farewell ke din sabke samne waise gande comments de sakta hai ki nahi....shuru me to usne mana kar diya par phhir maine uska mazak udana chalu kar diya ki wo, Arman se dar gaya hai,isiliye challege accept nahi kar raha...abki bar usne challenge accept kar liya aur phhir farewell ke din teri ,usase nok-jhok hui....jiske baad maine use aur bhadkaya...sath hee tere pure dushmano ko bhi maine hee ye kahkar hawa me baitha diya ki'ab tu tumhare sath Collector ka ladka hai, akele me bula kar mar do...koyi security officer case bhi nahi hoga...."....un becharo ko to is baat ki hawa tak nahi hai ki wo sab mere dost nahi ,mere plan ka sirf ek hissa the. Well intially mera jo plan tha uske according, tu ground me buri tarah mar khata aur apne final exam nahi de pata....lekin phhir maine socha ki ise kyun na thoda aur khatarnak banaya jaye. Isliye main tere hostel ke andar aise bando ki talaash karne laga ,jo tujhse khunnas khaye hue ho aur mujhe pata tha ki tere ghamand aur tere bure bartav ke karan aise ek nahi kayi ladke mil jayenge...jo tujhe marna chahte ho...aur wahi mujhe Kaliya aur uske room partners mil gaye....us din jab tujhe ground me pelne ka plan tha to uske ek din pahle Kaliya ke room partner dwara Arun ko in sabki khabar dena ,ye us ladke ne mere kahne par hee kiya tha...actually mere plan ke according us din mar tu nahi balki mere khud ke dost khane wale the, jisme Collector ka ladka bhi shamil tha.waise yadi tu chahta to Collector ke ladke ko chhodkar in sabse bach sakta tha ,lekin tune aisa nahi kiya aur thik aisa hee maine socha tha.....iske baad ki kahani to tujhse better koyi nahi jaan sakta aur phhir Aradhna ka case....ufff, kitna sukoon mil raha hai mujhe .aur tu aise din dekh sake isiliye Esha ne us din 108 ko call karke tere jaan bachayi ,warna tu to usi din nipat gaya hota....kaisa laga mera game..." Gautam ke itne lambe plan ko sunkar mera sar ghoomane laga kyunki wakayi me uska plan successful hua tha aur meri har taraf se band baj chuki thi...mujhe kuchh sujh hee nahi raha tha ki ab kya bolu.isliye maine ek baar Esha ko dekha ,aankho hee aankho me bye kaha aur parking se hostel ki taraf chal diya.......
"Sidar ke bare me nahi janna chahega ki ,uske sath kya hua..."haste hue Gautam bola"uski maut kaise


hui ,ye bhi nahi janna chahega kya..."
"Sidar ke mamle me to chup hee rah tu ,warna zinda ,zameen me gad dunga...main shant hoon iska matlab ye nahi ki kuchh karunga nahi.isliye chup-chap yaha se nikal ja aur yahi dua karna ki zindagi me kabhi mujhse mulaqat na ho..."
"isi...teri isi aadat ne teri mari hai...waise ek bar phhir puchh raha hoon Kya tu ye janna nahi chahega ki Sidar ke sath kya hua..."
"kya hua be Sidar ke sath....strike me danga hua tha...ye mujhe maloom hai"
"dange karwaye bhi ja sakte hai Arman sir.waise ye sab karwane ka humara koyi mood nahi tha ,lekin tere coma me jane ke baad wo kuchh jyada hee ungali kar raha tha...warna tu hee soch ki strike me chaku, talwar lekar kaun aata hai...."
"teri maa ki choot...tu gaya kaam se..."Gautam ki taraf daudte hue maine uski gardan pakdi aur peechhe khadi car me uska sar de mara.
"yadi pure shahar ki aaulad na hokar sirf ek baap ki aaulad hai to ruk yahi..."bolkar main parking me se daudte hue door aaya aur ek bada sa patthar uthane laga....lekin BC patthar itna bada tha ki mujhse utha hee nahi, isliye main wapas Gautam ki taraf bhaga ki kahi wo bhag na jaye aur tabhich mera sixth sense ,jo itne dino se band pada tha ,usne kaam karna shuru kar diya.....
"ek minute....kahi Gautam ye to nahi chahta ki main isase ladayi karu...yadi main isase abhi ladta hoon to maa kasam ise iske dosto ke paas pahucha dunga aur phhir mujhpar ek security officer case banega aur abki bar to meri aur bhi durgati hogi kyunki S.P. to muh fade mera intezaar hee kar raha hai ki kab main wapas aaun....isiliye...isichliye jab maine sab kuchh sunne ke baad bhi kuchh nahi kiya to lawde ne Sidar ka topic chhed diya, taki main ise maru aur jail chala jaun....wah beta, once again nice plan....lekin ab nahi...."
"le mar...marna...dam hai to mar..."
"jis chiz me mujhe maharath hasil hai ,usme tu ek baar jeet gaya ,iska matlab ye nahi ki har baar jeetega...ja tujhe aur tere baap ko maaf kiya, tum bhi kya yaad rakhoge ki kis insaan se pala pada tha..." "tu khud ko bahut unique samajhta hai...abey tujh jaise daru peekar ,hostel ke dam par ladayi-jhagda karne wale har college me kaudiyo ke dam par milte hai.tu meri jeb me rakha sirf ek patakha hai, jise jeb se nikal kar main kahi bhi fod sakta hoon...."
"beshak main ek patakha hoon lekin main footunga wahi ,jaha main chahta hoon....aur tu apne kis jeet ki baat kar raha hai, jaha tere kayi dost buri tarah mar kha gaye ? ,jaha kuchh ne apni jaan gawa di ?
Aur itna sab hone ke bawzood tu mujhse mar kha raha hai,wo bhi khushi se....sharam kar kuchh. Yun meri tarah dialogue delivery ya mere foot-step follow karne se tu Arman nahi ban sakta....kyunki Original to main hoon ,tu to sirf mera ek copy cut hai...tune do saal laga diye mujhe harane me ,abey mand-buddhi ,tune ye nahi socha ki mere paas puri zindagi padi hai in sabka badla lene ke liye aur tu khud soch jab tu sirf meri tarah sochkar mera itna nuksaan kar sakta hai to jab main khud tere bare me sochunga to tera kitna nuksaan karunga....tera plan ekdum perfect tha ,lekin tab tak hee jab tak ke tune mujhe apne plan ke bare me bataya nahi tha...."
"dam hai to mar... Le marna"
"abey tumhari itni aaukat kaha ki mere hath se mar kha jao...tum jaiso ko mara nahi jata,unke muh me sirf thuka jata hai "Gautam ke muh par thukte hue maine kaha...lekin mera nishana thik nahi laga aur Gautam bach gaya....tab main bola"sala, tu to mere thook ke bhi kabil nahi....badbye, teri to main ab kah ke lunga..."
"Arman...main tumhari dimagi halat samajh sakti hoon..."Esha beech me boli...
"jab main kisi se baat kar raha hoon to interfere kabhi mat karna....tu...yakin nahi hota tu is gande aadmi


ke sath iske gande plan me shamil hui.tu to pure ek semester 'Arman...i love you....Arman i love you' bolti rahi Esha...mera dimag mujhe kahta ki tu jhoothi hai,lekin main nahi mana...i really love you,Esha...lekin iska matlab ye nahi ki main wo sab bhool jaunga jo tune kiya....tujhe tadpa dunga main mere paas aane ke liye...itna mazboor kar dunga ki paglo ki tarah mujhe dhoondegi aur tab main tere samne aakar tujhe reject karunga."
"Arman...mujhe tumhare liye sach me bura lag raha hai ,isliye sabki bhalayi isi me hai ki tum ab apni zindagi me aage badho aur is kahani ko yahi khatm karo...."
"wah ,apni bari aayi to zindagi me aage badho...huh, us waqt tum log zindagi me aage kyun nahi badhe
,jab ye sab kaha..."Goggle lagate hue main bola"aur ye kahani yahi khatm nahi hogi ,main iska sequal banaunga aur hero main hee rahunga...usme tum sabke har paap ka payi-payi hisab chukaya jayega....Goodbye, hate you"
Parking se hostel ki taraf jate hue mujhe kuchh yaad aaya ,isliye main parking se thodi door me hee ruk kar chillaya...

"sun be Gautam chutiye, tujhe teri girl friend ne bataya hai ki nahi mujhe nahi maloom par ek shandar, jaandar aur dhamakedar dushman hone ke karan mera farz banta hai ki main tujhe bata doo ki farewell ke din maine teri girl friend ko bahut der tak kiss kiya tha....yakin na aaye to puchh liyo..."

Ye sunte hee Gautam ki gand fati aur wo Esha ki taraf dekhne laga....
"dekha beta ,ye hai Arman ka jalwa...tum dono yaha aaye the mujhe ullo sabit karne...par ullo sabit khud ho gaye,isliye ab ek kaam aur karna ki ullo ki tarah aaj raat bhar jagna.waise bhi ab jo maine bolne wala hoon,use sunkar tujhe aaj raat neend nahi aayegi aur wo ye hai ki' farewell ke din Esha ne mujhe sex karne ke liye kaha tha...wo bhi ek baar nahi balki teen-char bar, wo to meri hee niyat achchhi thi,warna....chalo jao be, tum bhi kya yaad rakhoge ki kis mahan vyakti se pala pada tha....badbye"
Ye un dono se meri aakhiri mulaqat thi aur phhir final exams khatm karke main thik akela waise hee college se nikla ,jaise college me aaya tha.....

[Samrock19797]

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THANK YOU

[Minto61]

Awesome story bhai

[janu002]

Nice story but some points are ahead

[Minto61]

Bhai story incomplete hi rh gyi