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Romance sardani aunty ko apni banaya
#41
Main to bohat khush hua kyunki meri barso ki dil ki murad puri hone wali thi. Ab main aajpahli baar apni punjaban biji ke nashile malaidaar gudaaz badan ko dance ke bahane shuu sakta tha.biji ko kya pata tha ki main unke saath videshi dance isliye karna chahta tha takhi unke punjabi nisihle badan ko khoob chuu sakoon aur maja le sakoon. Doston phir maine ek english light music song play kar diya cassete palyer main. Ek song ek couple dance tha. doston apko to pata hi hai ki couple dance main admi aur aurat ko lagbhag ek saath chipak kar nachna hota hai. Isiliye maine couple dance karne ka plan kiya apni punjaban sundar biji ke saath. Phir main biji ke pas ka kar khad hua aur bola... Main: Biji chalo apne bajuaen mere gale main dalo. Aur main apni bajuon ko apki kamar par rakhunga. Biji: puttar pehlaan main apni jutti khol dawaan. Phir biji boli.. 
Biji: Aja mere bihari puttar nach laiy apni biji naal. Phir maine biji ki  ek bah ko apne gale ke aas pass rakha   aur dusri bah mo apne hath  mu liya or apni dusro bah ko  apni punjaban biji ki mansal kamar par rakh diya. Doston kya mulayam gaddedar mansal kamar thi meri biji ki. mera to bura haal ho gaya tha. Phir maine biji se kaha.... Main: Biji ab aap mere sharir ke bilkul kareeb aao. Biji apne nashile badan ko mere kareeb le ayee. Aur main bhi apne shareer le gaya itna kareeb ki mera seena biji ke mulayam bade bade mamme ko choone laga. Bhaiyoon kya mast sparsh tha biji ke mammon ka mere seene se lagne ka. Maza a gaya tha aur mere lund to pura ka pura khada hone ko tha. main biji se bola.... 
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main: biji yeh kya aap to abhi bhi kafi door hain mujhse, apne shareer ko aur pas laaeeye. Biji: Oh puttar hoor kina khool avaan main tere. main: Biji is dance main hum logon ko apne shareer ko ek dusre ke shareer ke saath satta kar nachna hota hai. isiliye biji apne shareer ko mere shareer ke saath satta kar rakhiye. Doston mera to lund pura tann gaya tha aur isi wajah sey mujh mein bahot himmat bhi a gayi thi. To maine khud hi apni punjaban biji ko apne shareer se sata liya. Aur ab use motion main yani, (biji ke bajuaen mere gardan ke piche aur meri bajuaen unki biji ki mansal kamar par) maine biji ke saath couple dance karna shuru kar diya. Aur tabhi biji bolii... biji: Oh... puttar ye kihojaa dance haigaa aae. Tu teh pura mere naal hee chumbak(magnet) wang chipak gaya aaen. Main: biji yeh dance is tarah se hi kiya jata hai aap dekhna party main sab hamare tarref karenge hamara yeh dance dekhne ke baad. Biji: kihoje kihoje taranh de dance haigey ney videshaan vish. Phir maine apna poor pet biji ke pet ke saath jodh liya aur saath hi apni jaange bhi biji ke malaidaar punjabi jaang se jodh di. Doston itna maza aya mujhe apne badan ko biji ke nashile badan se sattane ke baad.  or mera khada lund ab  thik biji ke chut ke upar   ragad maar raha tha jis ka andaza sayad biji ko bi tha.Biji bahot naram thi. Ek dam makkhan jaise. main ne biji se kaha. Main: biji ek baath batoan aap bahot soft soft ho. Biji: O puttar punjabi vehahiyaan hoyiyaan auratan te is tarah dian hondi yaan ne. Main: biji ek baat boloon mujhe apka yeh soft soft badan chone main bada acha lag raha hai. biji: Dhat badmash! ramu  puttar tu teh lagda aee mere badan nu zyzda pasand kar rahe yaan aeen dance naalon.
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#42
Phir maine biji ko kaha ... Main: Biji ab dance ka naya step karte hain. biji ab aage khadi hongeen. main apke ek dam piche. Biji: Oh... puttar ye dance da step mainu samajh naee aya aaee. Phir main biji ke piche khada ho gaya aur unki dono bahoon ko apni gardan ke piche rahka aur unke haathon ko jhoda(jaise ke bahoon ka gaale par har ho) Aur ab maine apne haath biji ki masal kamar par dubara rakhe. Phir maine himmat ki aur biji badan biji ke badan ke saath kodh diya. yaani ab mera Seena pura pet aur lauda meri punjaban biji ke peth kamar aur chutadoon ko shoo rahe the. Doston zindagi main pahli baar aaj main biji ke malaidaar punjabi chutadon ka sparash apne mote laude  par kar raha tha. main to maze se pagal ho gaya. Biji ke mulayam mulayam bade bade chutad to unki salwar kameez se sparsh kar raha tha main apne lund se jo ki meri meri pant main buri tarah se khada ho chuka tha. main apne lode ko pant ke andar se hi biji ke chutadon par malne laga jo ki biji salwar kameez main the. Doston biji ko bhi lagne laga tha ki main kya kar raha tha. biji boli... Biji: Oh  ramu  puttar mere piche ki karda paya aaen. main: Biji yeh to dance ka mukhya step hai aur aap bhi apni kamar ko hilao. Ab meri punjaban biji apne kamar ko matkane lag gaye jisse unke rasile mulyam chutad hilne dulne lage. Biji ke mulayam bade bade chutadon ke hilne dulne se mujhe aur bhi maza mil raha tha. Kyunki mere pura shareer aage se biji ke peeth kamar aur chutadon aur saath hi biji ke mansal malaidaar jaango se saate hue the. Main apne shareer ko aage piche karne laga aur lode ko pant main sai hi biji ke malaidaar kamar aur chutadon se malne laga. Jabki biji  ne salwar kameez pahna hua tha par phir bhi main unke naram naram nasile badan ka achi tarah se sparash kar pa raha tha. Doston kya bataon kya chutad the meri punjaban  sardarni biji ke bilkul makan jaise mulayam. Doston main dekh raha tha ki biji apne chutadon ko dance ke waqt kafi aur zyzda hilane lagi thi. mujhe lag raha tha jaise biji ko bhi maja a raha tha mere badan ki moment age piche hone se. Biji boli... Biji: Oh.. putar ki karda payan aae tu mere naal. Main: biji dance kar rahaon hoon apni soft soft sundar punjaban biji ke saath.darsal koi sanu agar is tarah dekh leta to yahi sochta ki is samay apni sardarni  biji ke piche khada uske gusse maar raha hu. Biji: o mere wahe guru ye munda pata nae kis kis jagah te ki marda paya aaee. Doston ab to mujhe vishwas ho gaya tha ki biji ko mere laude  ka mere pant main se unke chutadon(joki unki salwar kameez main the) par aucha sparsh mil raha tha. tabhi to mujhe biji rokh nahi rahi thi. maine kafi der aise hi lode ko apni pant main se unke chutadon par unke salwar kameez par se ghis ta raha. Biji boli... Biji: Puttar gaana teh kaadon da khatam ho gaya ae tera dance te hun tak nai khatam hoya haigaa aae main: biji bas ek step aur reh gaya hai. Biji: oh keda step karna paynaa aaee. main: Biji ab main aur app ek dusre aame samne hokar dance kargein. Ye kahte hi main biji ke saame ek baar phir aa gaya. aur apne seene ko biji ke mote mote maammon se sata liya. Aur apne pet ko bhi biji ke pet se sata liya aur saath hi saath spni jhagoon ko bhi biji ki mulayam moti moti jhangoon se saata liya . Dost ab to aur bhi zyada maza a raha tha mujahe. Biji mujhese boli.. Biji: Oh.. puttar tu te apna pura sharreer mere shareer nal jodh laya aaee. maine biji ko shedte hue bola... Main: kya kaaroon biji apka nashile mulayam punjabi badan ka to mujhe nasha chad gaya hai. ye kehte hi main apna lund pant ke andar main se hi biji ke salwar kameez ke upar se unki mulayam mansal jagoon ke bhich malne laga. jahan meri punjaban biji ke punjabi choot thi. Biji ko bhi ab maza ane laga..
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#43
Biji: Ssss...ss... Oh puttar ss..ss.. ki karda payaan aaen kithe kithe waar karda paya aaen tu mere sharreer te ss.ss.ss Doston main to apna peth bhi biji ke peth par malne lag gaya tha, biji ka pet bohat hi maulayam tha thoda sa bahar ko nikla hua tha kameez main se jaisi ki aamtor par punjabi shadi shuda auraton ka nikla hota hai. Aur sach bataon mujhe biji ke mulayam pet ka sparsh bada mazedaar lag raha tha. biji tabhi boli... Biji[Image: confused.png]s..ss.. Ye mere wahe guru mainu is munde teh bacha ke rakheen kithe ye methon kujh galat kam na karwa dawe. Main: Biji ab apka waheguru kya kar sakta hai hai. Aap ho hi itni sundar aur sach batoan biji mere toh mann kar raha hai ki main aapse aise hi lipata raha aur apke badan o chuta rahoon  or itna bolte hi maine apna jo hath  biji ke piche  uski kamar per tha  usko thoda niche karke biji ke  chutar per rakh diya  or pyar se usko sahlane laga or biji se  kaha  biji  ap ko dekh kar wahe guru ki bi niyat kharab  hoti hogi Yeh kahte hi biji boli.. Biji: sss.. ss..... Oh ramu  puttar tu teh bad hi shaitaan ho gaya haiga aaen. Biji ab maze main siskariyaan lene lagi thi. Maine kauch der baad mere jo  haath biji ke chudtadon par  rakhe the mi  unhe dabane laga. Biji ke bade bade chutad to bahut hi mulyam aur mazedaar the. Biji boli... Biji: Ye mere waheguru ye bihari munda ki karda paya hai mainu is te bacha key rakheen. Biji phir boli... Biji: oh.. Puttar sss..ss.. bas vi kar hun vohat dance kar laya appan dowaan ne. Phir main biji se alag ho gaya. Aur unhe lagattar Dekta raha hawas bhari nazron se biji boli... Biji: Oh... puttar hun teh saadda dance khatam ho gaya haiga aaee.Te tu menu is tarah hun ki vekh daa paya aaen. biji ne menu  rokeya nahi  jado ki mere hath biji se chutado per the jinko  mi ab haule haule dabha  bi rana tha or sahla bi raha tha per biji muje rok nahi  rahi thi jis se muje ehsas  ho raha tha  ki biji  ko bi  mere dwara  chutado ko  sahlawane  mi maza le rahi thi. Main: Dekh raha hoon ki meri punjaban  sardarni biji kitni sundar hai. Biji: Dhat badmash!...bada shararti ho gaya aaen tu teh apni biji nu cheddha paya aaen. Main: Biji kya karoon aap ho hi itni pyaari itni sundar kei man karta apko yuun hi niharta rahoon. Biji: Oh.. puttar.. kinhi vaar kavengaa ki main bahut sohni hain. Doston biji ne apni chunni(duppata) apne gale may lei hue thi. Par jaise ki main apko phale bata chuka hunn ki mujhe biji aur bhi khoobsurat lagti theen jab ve Apni chunni ko apne sar par suhagano ki tarah dakhti thi. Aaj to mujhe biji ke khoobsoorat bhare bhare nishile badan ko dekh aur bhi tharkh mehsoos ho rahi thi. main biji se bola... Main: Biji agar aap apni chunni se apne sar ko dakhein to aap aur bhi zyada sundar lagaingi. Biji: oh.. puttar chunni naal sar te paath karde hoye dakhdi aan main jaa pher gurudwara jandein hoye. Main: biji kya main apki chunni ko apke sar par dakh sakte hoon. Biji: Puttar tenu ki mil javega is tarah meri chunni mere sar te takkh ke. main: Biji aap us roop main bahot achi lagiti hain yaani sundar lagti hain. Biji maan gaye aur boli... Biji: Kar layeen puttar meri chunni mere sar te. Bas phir kya maine biji ki chunni unke gale se hatai aur phir us chunni se unka sar dakha doston mera to lund khada hoga biji ko dekh kar ab vo aur bhi zyada sexy lag raheen theen. main lagatar hi biji ke sundar mukhde ko dekhta raha. biji boli... Biji: Oh ramu puttar injh ki mainu lagatar vekhda paya aaen. main: Biji sach bataon aap is sar par chunni odhne se ek bahut sundar suhagan jaisi lag rahi hain. Biji main apko har roz kam se kam 2 3 baar is roop main dekhne ki ischa rakhta hoon. Biji kya main apko is roop main harroz sar pe chunni oodhe dekh sakta hoon.biji: O puttar vekh laya kareen menu. main; biji tusi menu putar na   keha karo. biji; acha je tenu mi puttar na kaha te pher ki kiha kara mera dil   aaya ki bol diya  ki biji je tusi chaho menu apna sardar ji bol diya kaho per mi bol na sakeya.phir uske baad hum chale gaye niche ghar main. Biji boli... Biji: ramu  puttar mere layee ek cup chaa bana ke lyaanveinga. phir maine biji ko chaayay banakar pilayi. Aur phi biji boli... biji: Puttar jheday pannday rasoee wich jhhutte paye aan ona nu manjh deyeen. Maine rasoiyee main jaa kar sabhi jhute bartan saaf kiye aur phir ghar ki thodi bohat safai ki aur phir rasoyee ke paas wale store may chala gaya jahan main niche farsh par sota tha.Biji apne kamre main so chuki theen
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#44
main bhi sone ka asafal prayas karne laga. kyunki mujhe to baar baar videshi dance yaad aa raha  tha ki kaise main apni punjaban sardarni  biji ke mamme ko apni chhatti se  ragadta or  Kabhi unke motte motte malaidaar chutadon ko ape sakht haatho mi bhar kar  dabata . or meri sardarni biji muje rokne ki bajaya chupchap khadi maza le rahi thi.. Aur mera lauda  yahi  soch kar phir khad hogaya woh saab drushya yaad karne ke baad. ab  mera lauda underwear ke andar bhagwat per  per ytar chuka tha  or akhir kar muje usse underwear se azad karna hi pada.
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Aur anth main mujhe chir shanti prapth karne ke liye mujhe sone pehle phir apni punjaban malaidaar biji ke naam ki mutth marne padhi 
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bada maza aya biji ke naam ki mutth mar kar. phir main so gaya kyonki subah uthkar mujhe ghar ke safai karni the. Agle din subah uthakar pahle maine ghar ki safai ki aur phir chaaye banani apni biji ke liye. Biji utth chuki theen. main biji ke kamre main chaaye lekar gaya aur bola... Main: biji chaaye ban gai hai. Biji: ramu  chah nu table tey rakh dey.
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#45
Beejee : leh aaya chaa.. Main : beejee main keyaa happy holi.
Beejee : o..tenu vee phir beejee bathroom se fresh ho kar aayeen main : beejee naashta rakhaa eh...teh tussi hune nahana nahin..holi khelne de baad hi nahaana beejee ne muskurateh hue kahaa.
Beejee : achcha..main- nu naa pataa see.. Naashta karne ke kuch der baad


Beejee : par   putar..assi holi khelaange kitheh.? Main :bananabeejee  holi ta tuhade naal bister te hi khedan da maza aana hi ) per mi kiha chath (roof) teh khelaangen.. .saadee chath sabse unchee eh..koi saanu dekhege nahin..aur teen taraf unchi deewaaran vee teh ehn..
Beejee : theek eh.. Main : tussi chath teh chalo..main saare darwaazeh check karke oopar aandaa aan.. Main-ne saaraa rang raat ko hi bana liya thaa, aur gubbaare bhi raat ko hi tayyar kar liye theh..main-ne bhaang kitchen mein chupaa rakhee thee.. Jab main oopar gayaa toh beejee sadak par dekh rahee thee...sirf saamne ki taraf se hi chath ki deewaar choti thee..baaki teeno taraf se deewaaren kaafi oonchee thee..main-ne socha pehle gali mein jaateh hue logo ko gubbare maare jaaye main : chalo beejee.. Eh rahee gubbaron dee baaltee..eh main kal raat hi tayyar kar liti see.
Beejee : par in gubbaraan da kee karaange.. Main : kee karaange..!! ..gali ich jaande hue logaan teh maarenge..
Beejee : koi dekh legaa teh samajh legaa ki tu teh main holi khel rahe ehn.. Main : ados pados de log teh tolee ich gaye ehn..main dekhaa see..tolee wapas 2 ghanteh se pehle nahin aayegee...zyaadaa gal hai teh tussi gubbaaraa maar ke chup jaana beejee maan gayeen...beejee ne haath mein gubbaare liye aur maarne lageen..


Beejee : ramu..jo aadmi cycle teh aa raha eh..main eh gubbara usteh sir teh maaraageen.. Main : rehen do beejee..twaade nishaane inhen achche nahin eh.. Beejee ne maaraa aur o gubbaara us aadmi teh sir teh hi pada...assi dono chup gaye..beejee zor ne hassneh lagee..
Beejee : dekh ramu ..mere nishaane teh tenu hune vee shak eh ?... Main : arre beejee..aap noo teh kaaafi practice lagdee eh....hun main us aati hui aurat de sir teh maaraangan main-ne maaraa aur gubbaara uske sir pe laga....hum phir se chup gaye aur hassneh lage..
Beejee : dharam lagdaa eh tu vee kaafi practice kiti eh.. Main : o dekho ik aurat aur jaa rahee hai..eh le mera gubbaara.. Main-ne gubbaara us aurat ke mammon pe mara tha aur vo vahin laga....hum dono chup gaye..beejee thoda thoda hassneh lagee phir muskuraaneh lagee..
Beejee : putar..tu galat jagah maar dita hai.. Main : nahin beejee..usko teh pataa vee nahin chala hoga....kitne bade theh usde.. Phir ek aadmi aa raha tha..thoda boodah tha..
Beejee : hun meri vaari.. Beejee ne uss budheh ko maraa toh uske pet pe laga.......hum phir chup gaye....beejee ki hassee nahin ruk rahee thee.... Main : oh beejee...thoda oopar reh gayaa....is vaar nishaana chook gayaa twaada...tussi maarnaa teh pet se thoda nichche see.
Beejee : dhat..mera iraada utheh maarnaa nahin see....main teri tarah nahin jo galat jagah maaroo.. Ab galee mein do auratein jaa rahee thee.. Main : hun dusso..kis aurat de maaraan..left de ki right de
Beejee : left de.. Main : us de kis teh maaraan...left teh ki right teh..
Beejee : left teh..nahin nahin....ki matlab.... Main-ne left waali aurat de left maamme teh maaraa...... ..uss teh hi lagaa...hum phir chup gaye.....beejee sharaarti muskuraahat se hassneh lagee.....
Beejee : tenu teh maarneh waastey ik hi jagah pasand aayee hai.... Hun beejee sadak teh dekh rahee see ki aglaa vaar kaun hoga...mein thoda peeche gayaa aur bola main : beejee..auraan noo teh bahut maar litaa, hun asse vi teh thoda rang laga le...itheh aa jaao beejee thoda paas aayeen aur boli
Beejee : nahin nahin..main- nu darr lagdaa eh..main zyaada rang nahin lagaandi.. Main : beejee..hun bahaaneh naa banaao..itheh aao..
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#46
suuuuuuuuupppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
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#47
Lightbulb 
Beejee : na....main nahin aandee.. Main : teh main hi aa jaandaa aan apni sardarni biji  nu rang laan wastee... Beejee mujhse door bhaagne lagee.....hass rahee thee
Beejee : main tere haath naa aavaangee... Main beejee ko pakadne ke liye bhaagaa..... Beejee kabhi idhar hoti..kabhi udhar...main- ne haath mein gulaal le rakhaa tha.... Main : beejee....aaaaoo. ...haa haa..bachoge nahin tussi...
Beejee : hee..door reh mundaya... Beejee bhaag rahee thee..main unke peeche bhaag raha tha rang lagaane ke liye....veh hasstee jaa rahee thee....kuch der baad main-ne unheh pakad hi liya aur unke gaalon pe gulaal lagaane lagaa....veh mujhe se phirse bhaageh naa isliye main-ne ek haath se unhe kamar se pakad liya.. Main : haahaa..yehhhhh. .pakad liya na beejee....oh hoooooo...holi haiiiiiii. Main beejee ke gaalon pe gulaal mal rahaa tha....beejee chudaaneh ki koshish kar rahee thee..
Beejee : mmmmmm....bas bas..zyaada mat lagaa.... Beejee chudaa kar phir bhaag gayee.....main bhi unke peeche bhaaga....jahan rang rakhe theh main-ne unheh vahan jaa ke peeeeeche se pakad liya....peeeche se ek haath unke pet pe rakha aur peeche se hi ek haath se unke gaalon pe gulaal malneh lagaa.. Main : oo..beejee.. Holi ehhhhhhh....
Beejee : hat shaitaann... .mmmm hum log front ki deewaar se kaafi door theh..isliye humein koi dekh nahin sakta tha......... ...kyunki rang aur gubbaare bilkul paas mein hi padeh theh, main-ne unke gaal se haath hata kar ek gubbaaraa haath mein liya..aur apne haath mein hi rakh ke beejee ke pet pe maaraa.... Main : holi ehhhhhhh.... .
Beejee : ohhh..putar. Main-nu vee gubbaare mardaa hai... Mera ek haath abhi beejee ke pet par kus ke rakha tha jisse beejee bhaag naa jaaye....... . Main-ne dibbaa (jar) rang ki baaltee mein daaltaa...aur dibba beejee ke sir pe ulat diya.....
Beejee : ohhh..tu teh mainu poora geela kar dita hai..chohr main-nu.. Main : beejee..hallee teh holi shuru hi kiti hai.... Main-ne ek dibba aur daal diya beejee ke sir pe.........beejee ne raat waala salwaar kameeez pehna tha jo kee bahut patleh kapdeh ka tha..beejee ki kameez geelee ho gayee thee..unke badan se chipak gayee thee..unka kaalaa bra saaf dikh raha thaa..aur halkee halkee poori skin.. Ab main-ne haath mein thoda gulaal aur liya aur beejee ke galeh pe malneh laga....jo haath mera unke pet pe tha main usse unka pet halkaa halkaa dabbaaneh lagaa toh beejee hassneh lagee..

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Beejee : hhaaaa..haaaa. ..mat kar..haaaa.. Main-nu gud-gudee honddddeeeeee. Aaa..eh.. Ab main unke pet pe gulaal malneh lagaa..main- ne doosre haath mein bhi gulaal le liya aur peeche se hi dono haathon se unke pet pe kas kas  ke gulaal malneh lagaa....
Beejee : ohhh..haaa.. Tu teh meri kameez vee kharab kharega.. Main : teh holi ich kapde kahan bachteh hai beejee..... Ab beejee ne jhuk kar thoga gulaal uthaayaa aur mud kar mere moonh par malneh lagee..
Beejee : tu mere hi lagaandaa rahega.kya.. Main tere vee teh lagaavaangi. ... Beejee mere moonh pe gulaal lagaa rahi thee..mere haath unke pet pe theh..main-ne bhi thoda gulaal aur liya..aur haath unki peeth (back) ke peeche le jaake unki peeth pe gulaaal ragadneh lagaaa...unki kameez unki skin se chipki hui thee isliye mere haath unki skin ke bilkul paas theh.. Beejee ne rang ka dibbaa uthaa ke mere sir pe daal diyaa...mere haath unki peeth pe theh..main-ne ek haath unke pet pe rakhaa aur phir dabbaaneh lagaa....... ...beejee phir hassneh lagee
Beejee : haaaaaaaa..haaaaaaa aaaa...eeeeeee. ... Beejee thoda choodaaneh ki koshish karneh lagee toh main phir unke peeche aa gayaa...beejee hass rahee thee....main- ne ek haath mein gubbaaraa liya aur haath mein rakhteh hue hi beejee ki dhunnee (navel) pe de maaraa..



Beejee : ah.... Main beejee ke gudgudee ab-bhi kar raha tha aur beejee hass rahee thee.. Main-ne ek gubbaara aur liya haath mein aur beejee ke right maamme pe de phoda..


Beejee : ah..ramu.. Kitheh (where) maardaa payaa eh.. Main-ne gubbaara maarteh hi maamme se haath hattaa liya main : beejee tussi vee teh dekho iss jagah gubbaara lagdaa eh teh kaisa lagdaa eh.. Main-ne ek gubbaara aur liya aur haath mein hi rakhteh hue beejee ke left maamme pe de phodaa..
Beejee : ah..holi eh.. Iss baar main-ne gubbaara phatneh ke baad beejee ke maamme ko halllllllllllkaa sa dabaa diya..


Beejee : ah.. Beejee ki kameez unke maammo se chipki hui thee.. Main-ne rangon ke paas ki chupaa kar bhaang rakhi thee..lekin main-ne us mein thoda sa roohafzaa (squash) mix kar diyaa thaa......main- ne bhaang ka ek gilaas uthaaya aur beejee ko diya..main beejee ke peeche tha aur beejee ke pet aur peeth pe gulaal lagaa raha tha....main- ne peeche se hi gilaas aageh kiyaa.. Main : eh lo beejee....thoda naashta vee karlo.
.Beejee : eh kee eh.. Main : kuch nahin beejee..rooohafzaa eh..main pehle hi banaa ke leh aayaa see.. Kisi ne bahut tez volume pe gaane chalaa diye...."ang se ang lagaanaa, sajan humein aise rang lagaanaa".. Beejee bhaang da saara gilaas ik jhatke ich pee gayee.. Main : achchaa lagaa beejee..
Beejee : ah ho..tu pehlee vaar itnaa achchaa roohafzaa banayaa eh.. Main : beejee..tussi bhaang piti eh....



Beejee : ki!...bhaang. . Main : ah ho beejee..holi teh bhaang piti jaandee eh...twaanu taste teh achchaa lagaa..



Beejee : taste teh theek eh..par eh peena theek nahin.. Main : beejee saal ich ik baar peeneh naal kuch nahin hondah....aur loge..



Beejee : chal..thodi de de.. Main : pehle thoda aur gilaa ho lo.. Main-ne rang ka dibba utha ke unke sir pe daal diyaa....vo mujhse dibba cheeneh lagee..cheenah jhaptee mein hum dono ka balance bigad gaya aur hum dono neeche gir gaye..khade khade thoda thak bhi gaye theh isliye phirse khadaa hone ki koshish hi nahin ki....beejee let gayee..unhone ne mujhse dibbaa le liya aur lete lete hi mujh par rang gera..main-ne ab ki baar pakka wala rang nikaalaa..aur beejee ke lagaane laga..



Beejee : eh nahin ramu..eh pakaa rang lagdaa eh..eh nahin main : beejee agar pakka rang nahin lagayaa teh yaad kaise rahegaa ki hum holi khele theh..lagvaalo beejee varna twaanu pata eh main teh lagaa hi doongaa...



Beejee : yeh rang asaani se nahin saaf hoga..aur agar iss beech tere sardar aa gaye toh unhen pata chal jaayegaa ki main holi kheli eh...phir o menu puchaangeh ki kideh naal holi kheli eh..teh main ki kavaangee... .nahin main nahin.. Yeh keh ke beejee khadi ho kar mujhse bhaagne lagee.. Main-ne socha pehle thodi bhaang peelee jaaye....... .main-ne bhaang ki bahri hui bottle uthaayi aur gata-gat peene lagaa..


Beejee : o dharma...inhi bhaang na pee..tenu nasha chad jaayegaa.. Main peetaa rahaa..
Beejee : o ramu ...inhi bhaang na pee..tenu nasha chad jaayegaa.. Main peetaa rahaa..
Beejee : bus kar...bus kar.... Main-ne pooree bottle ek ghnoot mein hi khatam kar di...mujhe pata tha ki ek do bottles ne nasha nahin chata tha..aur viase bhi jo bhaang main laya tha vo zyaadaa strong nahin thee....mujhe toh bus thode nashe ka bahaanaa chaahiye tha.. Main : aaa..mazaa aa gaya..jaan aa gayee.. Main khadaa hua..haath mein pakka waalaa rang liya aur beejee ki taraf bhaag pada...beejee bhi bhaag padi..



Beejee : haaa..haa..( beejee hass rahi thee)...hun na pakad paayegaa tu main-nu..eeee main : rehne do beejee....(main beejee ke peeche bhaag raha tha)..ik minute di gal eh..tussi mere paas hoeyge.. Beejee ke peeche bhaag ke main-ne beejee ko peeche se pakad liya..main-ne unke peeche khadeh hokar unhen pet se jakad liya....



Beejee : chohr main-nu..badmaash. . Main : pakad liya naa beejee....hun chuhdaa ke dekho..



Beejee : mere moonh te mat lagaaiyo eh pakka rang...eh rang utarega nahin teh tere sahab samajh jaayenge ki main holi kheli eh... Main-ne beejee ko aur jakad liya.. Main : moonh te nahin teh aur kitheh lagaavaan beejee....tussi te poore kapde pen rakhe ehn..



Beejee : ki....tenu bhaang da nasha chahd gayaa eh...chohr main-nu.. Main : beejee..rang te main lagaavaanga hi..tussi bach nahin sakde


Beejee : mnooh par te main lagaavaangi nahin....mere kapdeyaan (clothes) te lagaa leh.. Main : theek eh beejee..par eh galat gal eh..kher..teh main twaade kapdeyaan te hi lagaavaangaa. . Main-ne unhen peeche se pet se pakad rahka tha... Main-ne halke halke unke pet haath ghumaane shuru kiye.. Phir main-ne haath thode oopar kar diye aur kus ke dabbaane laga..mere haath unke maammo se thode se door theh.. Main-ne ek haath mein gubbaaraa liya aur unke dono maammo ke beech mein phoda..
Beejee : ah.. Yaad rahe ki main-ne beejee ko peeche se pakad rakha tha...main-ne ek haath mein pakka waala rang malaa aur usee haath mein gubbaaraa leke beejee ke left maamme pe phoda....



Beejee : ah.. Gubbaaraa phodne ke baad bhi main-ne unke maamme se haath nahin uthaayaa... Ab..main dheeree dheeree unke maamme pe pakka waalaa rang malne laaga...unka maamma mere haath mein poora fit nahin aa raha thaa..kya karoon..kamina itna badaa thaa.. Main unke maamme pe haath ghumaa raha tha..



Beejee : sshh..ramu . .bus kar.. Main : nahin beejee..tussi te kaha eh ki kapdo pe lagaa le..beejee.. ...tussi bade soft soft ho.. Yeh keh kar main ab beejee ke saamne aa gayaa..aur haath unki peeth pe le jaa-ke unki peeth pe rang malneh laga..main aur beejee chipke hue theh.. Main-ne gubbaaraa uthaayaa aur unke right chootad pe de phoda...main unke right chootad ko haath se dabbaane laga..main apnaa doosra haath unke left chootad pe le aayaa aur us chootad ko bhi dabbaane laga.. Main-ne haathon mein aur rang malaa...ab tak unke chootadon ke oopar unki kameez aa rahi thee...main- ne haathon mein rang malaa aur neeche se haath oopar layaa..unki kameez ke andar se......ab main unki chootaden zyaadaa achchi tarah feel kar sakta tha kyunki ab unke chootadon aur mere haathon ke beech unki salwaar aur underwear tha....main unke chootadon ko kus ke ke dabaa rahaa tha..


Beejee : ah..ramu  ki karda payaa hai eh.. Main : beejee rang maldaa payaa aan...
Beejee : kaisee kaisee jagah te rang maldaa payaa eh.. Main-ne ek haath beehee ke chootadon ke beech mein laayaa...aur ek ungli unke chootadon ke beech mein oopar neeche karne lagaa.. Main : beejee...tussi kinhe soft ho....jee chaandaa eh main twaadi puppee (kiss/chumban) le leyaan.. Ek ungli se unke chootadon ke beech mein oopar neeche kar rahaa tha jaise ki rang mal raha hoon.. Beejee: ah..hh....main- nu lagdaa eh tera bhaang da nasha bad-daa jaa reyaa eh.. Main : beejee...... ....ik puppee lene do beejee: eh tu jo bhi kar reyaa eh bahang de nashe ich kar rayaa eh...tenu nahin pata tu ki karda payaa eh teh ki boldaa payaa eh.. Main : beejee..ik puppee dene ich twaadaa ki chalaa jaayegaa.... Len do.. Beejee: hun main ki kavaan...ik le leh..bus ik mere hnoth (lips) beejee ke  chikne gaalon (cheeks) se chipak gaye........ ..main-ne apnee ungli unke chootadon ke bilkul beech mein ghusaadee..lekin unki salwaar geelee hone ke kaaran chootadon se itni tight ho gayee thee ki meri ungle zyaadaa andar na ghuss paayee.... Main-ne phir beejee ke chootadon ke beech ungli oopar neeche karni shuru kar di..... Mere honth beejee ke galon par theh.. Beejee dheeeeere se boli.. Beejee: bus kar... Main-ne honth unke galon se hataaye..lekin mere haath unke chootadon ko dabbaa rahe theh..salwaar ke oopar se hi...main bola.. Main : beejee..tussi bade meethe ho......sachi  tuhade gaal bilkul kashmiri seb (apple) warge hun ek dum laal laal te kinne mulayam, beejee ik puppee aur len do.. Mere haath beejee ke chootadon ko dabba rahe theh.. Beejee: ah..nahin..eh tu nahin..bhaang bol rahi hai......bus aur nahin.. Beejee ne khud ko mujhse alag kiya aur boli..bada badmash  hi tu je kr menu pata hunda ki tu mere  naal is tarah holi khedni hi  ta mi nahi khedni si  agar  khed di  vi ta pichkari naal hi khedni si. main; acha beejee tusi pichkari naal holi khedni si ta pehle kehnde  mere kol  pichkara hega hi  lo tusi  chaho ta mere pichkare naal holi khed lawo or phir  apni sardarni ke samne hi khade khade apne laude  ko  sahlane laga 
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 to  neejee buri tarah se sharma gayi  or apna muh ghuma liya  lekin beejee ne menu kuch kiya nahi bus muh ghumake ina boli khasama eh ki karda hi tu. beejee ne menu khasama kiha ta mi bola sach beejee  bana lo na menu apna khasam.
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great update
keep them coming.
cheers
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Beejee  nu mi jiwe kiha ki beejee menu apna khasam bana lo . menu apna sardar bana  lo., beejee ne  mere te gussa nahi kita  per muskarande te sharmande hoye kiha ki  kehnde piya hi tu  pata vi hi tenu  mi sardarni haa te tu bhaiya . mi samaj gaya  biji  andaro andaro meni apna khasam banan lai razi hi per upar inkar kar kar rahi hi sayad dar   naal ya duniya  di sharm naal per mi beejee  de maan vich is sharm nu bahar kadna si . beejee menu bhaiya bol ke thale jaan lagi ta mi  beejee de chutada te jor  di thappad marde kiha , haye meri sardarni je tusi menu menu apna sardar nahi banana ta pher meri bhaiye rani ban jao. jado mi  beejee nu kiha ki meri bhaiyerani ban jaa ta beejee  gussa nahi hoyi bus muskarandi apni ungli muh vich paa meri aankho mi dekh boli.
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haye mi nahi banana bhaiye rani mi ta sardarni ha te sardarni hi rehna.
main;beejee   de vade vade chutad pakad ke us ni dabade kiha meri sardarniye jado tak  tu menu apna sardar nahi kehindi udo tak  mi tenu apni bhaiye rani  hi samjana ya apni bhaiye rani hi kehna  . beejee muskrayi  te bina koi jawab diti thalle aa gayi  moi vi apni sardarni beejee nu jayda rokne ki koshish nahi ki  akhir kafi masti toh le hi chukaa tha.. phir mi  apni sardarni de piche thale aa gaya.
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Phir dupher tak hum dono naha-dho ke saaf ho chuke theh.. Beejee ne naha ke  white   color ka suit pehna tha 
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aur bahut akarshak lag rahi thee...chunni nahin pehne thee..suit itna patla tha ki unki kaali bra saaf saaf dikh rahi thee....pata nahin aaj kal auratein itna patla suit kyon pehentee hain.
Humne naashta hi 1:30 pm baje kiya aur isliye lunch ki bhook na thee.. Kareeban 7 baje main rashoyee mein khaana bana raha tha..beejee rasoyee mein aayee.. Beejee: ramu..ki bana raha eh ? Main : beejee..aaloo- beh (beh is a rod like vegetable which is cut into pieces before making..it is quite solid and cannot be pressed but only cut..it is normally 6 to 12 inches in length) bana reya aan.. Beejee ne ik beh haath ich liya.. Beejee: ramu ..tenu beh lene nahin aande.. Main : kyon beejee.. Beejee: hamesha moteh beh achche honde eh...te tu patleh beh lite eh..
Main: par beejee patleh beh jaldi ban jaande ehn.. Beejee: par swad moteh beh da hi achcha honda eh... Mujhe lag raha tha ki beejee beh ke baare mein nahin aur kisi cheez (you understand! ki  biji mote  te lambe lund de bare) Ke baare mein baat kar rahi thee beejee: aggon(aage se) naal moteh moteh teh lambeh beh liya kar..samajha. .
Main: changa meri bhaiye rani  . meri bhaiye rani  nu je kar mote  mote te lambe pasand hi ta ohi lawaga mi ..waise meri bhaiye rani  tussi iss suit ich bahut sundar lagde paye o...iss suit da rang twaade gore rang te khoob match karda peyaa eh.. Beejee:  ramu tenu kinni wari kiha mi bhaiye rani nahi  mi ta sardarni ha  sardarni . mi beejee ke chutada te thaappad marde kiha  sardarni ta tahi kahanga je tusi menu apna sardar banaoge  te jado rak menu sardar nahi banana mi ta bhaiye rani hi kehna kyu jasmeet kaure  mi hum beejee da naa lee ke unha bulayan lagan  jad beejee ne kuch naa kia taa mi phir beejee de tarbuj warge wade wade chittada te  thappad marde kiha hun taa tenu jasmeet kaur  to apni jasmeet kair mishra banauna hun tu jas  kado banana jasmeet kour mishra meri bhaiye raniya beejee kuch na boli bus muskara padi. beejee achchaa....
Main: beejee je  tussi bura na manno teh mera dil chaanda eh ki twaadi ik puppee aur le la.. Beejee: teri holi khatam nahin hui.

Main: holi teh khatam ho gayee lekin tussi te o hi ho.. Beejee: main nahin..ik puppee le li..bus..aur nahin

Main: please beejee..len do na....ik puppee naal twaada ki chala jaayegaa.. Beejee: tu khaana bana..main bahar jaa rahee aan yeh keh kar beejee rasoyee se bahar chalee gayee.. Humne khaana khaya aur soneh chale gaye.. Agli subeh main beejee ko bed tea dene gaya toh beejee so rahi thee
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Phir dupher tak hum dono naha-dho ke saaf ho chuke theh.. Beejee ne naha ke  white   color ka suit pehna tha 
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aur bahut akarshak lag rahi thee...chunni nahin pehne thee..suit itna patla tha ki unki kaali bra saaf saaf dikh rahi thee....pata nahin aaj kal auratein itna patla suit kyon pehentee hain.
Humne naashta hi 1:30 pm baje kiya aur isliye lunch ki bhook na thee.. Kareeban 7 baje main rashoyee mein khaana bana raha tha..beejee rasoyee mein aayee.. Beejee: ramu..ki bana raha eh ? Main : beejee..aaloo- beh (beh is a rod like vegetable which is cut into pieces before making..it is quite solid and cannot be pressed but only cut..it is normally 6 to 12 inches in length) bana reya aan.. Beejee ne ik beh haath ich liya.. Beejee: ramu ..tenu beh lene nahin aande.. Main : kyon beejee.. Beejee: hamesha moteh beh achche honde eh...te tu patleh beh lite eh..
Main: par beejee patleh beh jaldi ban jaande ehn.. Beejee: par swad moteh beh da hi achcha honda eh... Mujhe lag raha tha ki beejee beh ke baare mein nahin aur kisi cheez (you understand! ki  biji mote  te lambe lund de bare) Ke baare mein baat kar rahi thee beejee: aggon(aage se) naal moteh moteh teh lambeh beh liya kar..samajha. .
Main: changa meri bhaiye rani  . meri bhaiye rani  nu je kar mote  mote te lambe pasand hi ta ohi lawaga mi ..pher sardarni se samne hi apne lund nu masalde kiha waise meri bhaiye rani tere liye mere kol ik mota lamba beh hi kade oh tahanu khawanga beejee jandi si ki unha nu kehda beh khawan di gaal kar riha si meri gal sun ke bijee muskarandi sharm  nal muh duje
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 passe karke bada kanjar hi tu  waise meri bhaiye rani  tussi iss suit ich bahut sundar lagde paye o...iss suit da rang twaade gore rang te khoob match karda peyaa eh.. Beejee:  ramu tenu kinni wari kiha mi bhaiye rani nahi  mi ta sardarni ha  sardarni . mi beejee ke chutada te thaappad marde kiha  sardarni ta tahi kahanga je tusi menu apna sardar banaoge  te jado rak menu sardar nahi banana mi ta bhaiye rani hi kehna beejee kuch na boli bus muskara padi. beejee achchaa....
Main: beejee je  tussi bura na manno teh mera dil chaanda eh ki twaadi ik puppee aur le la.. Beejee: teri holi khatam nahin hui.

Main: holi teh khatam ho gayee lekin tussi te o hi ho.. Beejee: main nahin..ik puppee le li..bus..aur nahin

Main: please beejee..len do na....ik puppee naal twaada ki chala jaayegaa.. Beejee: tu khaana bana..main bahar jaa rahee aan yeh keh kar beejee rasoyee se bahar chalee gayee.. Humne khaana khaya aur soneh chale gaye.. Agli subeh main beejee ko bed tea dene gaya toh beejee so rahi thee
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Main: beejee..chaa rakhi eh..

Beejee: ahhmmmm..(angdaayee lete hue)….le aayaa..

Main chaaye rakhe ke baad bhi beejee ko dekhta raha..

Beejee: ramu ..aise ki dekh da peyaa eh..

Main: mi dekhda pia hi ki meri bhaiye rani kinni sohni hi ..tussi jad so ke uth de ho te itne sundar kyon lag de o…tussi itne sundar lagde o ki twaadi puppee len da jee karda eh..


Beejee: phir puppee..subeh subeh..halli main so ke uthi nahin ki tu puppee maangda peyaa eh..



Main: len do na..



Beejee: offf..o..nahin di te tu poore din maangda rahegaa….. .le le..



Beejee leti hui thee..main beejee ke paas gayaa..unke palang (bed) par chada..aur apne hnoth unke kaano (ears) ke paas layaa..aur dheere se bola..


Main: beejee…tussi bade soft soft ho..
Beejee: kinhi vaar main-nu dussega ki main soft soft aan……..hun le puppee



Main: beejee…kithon di (kahan ki) puppee laa..



Beejee: puppee te gaalon di lee jaandi eh..aur kithon di ?



Main: beejee gaalon di te kal le lee see…aaj kahin aur ki len do..


Beejee: aur kithon di leni eh..
Main: apne gale (neck) di len do..
Beejee: gale di..



Main: haan beejee..



Beejee: chal le le..aur mera peecha chohr..



Main-ne apne honth geeleh kiye aur beejee ke gale ko choomne lagaa…
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main-ne ek haath beejee ke pet pe rakh diya..aur halka halka ghumaane lagaa..


Beejee: ramu . .aaahhhh
Main kuch der apni sardarni ke  gale ko choomta raha..kabhi left se kabhi right se…aur ek haath unke pet pe ghumaata raha..



Beejee: bus kar..ve. .meri chaa thandee ho jaayegee.. main alag ho gayaa


Beejee: hun te theek eh..khush..
Main: aa ho beejee…maza aa gayaa..tussi te chaa piyoge par main te sharbat pee lita eh..twaade gale se..aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh kina swadist si maza aa gaya. beejee  meri gaal sun ke muskara padi.
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dupher ko kareeb 1:30 pm baje main rasoyee mein khaana bana raha tha toh beejee aayee…… beejee ne aaj pehlee baar sleeve-less kameez pehnee thee…beejee ki gori gori baahein dekh kar mere moonh ich paani aa gayaa..
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Beejee: ki banaanda peyaa eh ?

Main: paalak paneer..

Main: beejee…tussi suit di baavaan (sleeves) cut diti ehn..

Beejee: main nahin cut-tee..eh suit sleeveless hai..

Main: beejee..eh gal galat hai..

Beejee: kaunsi gal ?

Main: main twaadi gori gori baavaan dekhi hondi te main subeh puppee twaadi baavaan di lendah..tussi hun main-nu apni baavaan dikhaande paye ho..

Beejee: kyun tu pehle meri baavaan nahin dekhi..main pehle vi te half sleeves di kameez paandi see..

Main: par poori baavaan te aaj hi dekhi ehn…main twaadi poori baavaan dekhi hondi te subeh puppee twaadi baavaan di lenda..tussi main-nu dhokha dita eh..

Beejee: te tu ki chaanda eh ?

Main: twaade baavaan di puppee..

Beejee: tu khaana te bana..baad ich dekhaange

Main: nahin beejee..abhi len do..

Beejee: hun..rasoyee ich..

Main: puppee len waastey koi khaas kamra naihn chaahiye..

Beejee: off..o..le le..

Main beejee ko rasoyee ki deewar ke paas le gaya aur unko deewar ke saath laga diya.. phir main beejee ki gori aur nangi baahon ko choomne laga.. main-ne unki kalaayee (wrist) se shuru kiya aur dheere dheere oopar aata gaya.. ab main beejee ke kandhe (shoulder) ke paas unki nangi baahein ko choom raha tha

Beejee: oh..ramu .. tu teh pagal hee ho gaya eh..
Main: beejee mi tahanu pagal nahi kitta balki  tussi main-nu pagal kita eh……apnee baah (arm) oopar karo..



Beejee: kyon ?..



Main: karo teh sahi..



Beejee apnee baah apne sir se oopar kar lee..hands-up position mein.. main beejee ke baahon ka andar wala portion choomne laga.. beejee ki dono arms oopar thee..aur main unki arms pe kisses kar raha tha.. main-ne apne haath unki kamar pe rakh diye.. phir unki peeth pe….aur phir.. unke chootad pe..

Beejee: mere iss jagah thode baal hain…isliye shaayad tenu pasand na aaye



Main: beejee ki gaal tusi apne  baal saaf nahi karde

Beejee; nahi ramu  mi sardarni aaaaaaaaaa te sardarni apne baal saaf nahi kardiya 

Main; beejee phir ta tuhadi ithe  vi kafi baal hone ve meri baat sun sun beejee sharma gayi  te boli hun je tu jayda boliya te mar khayenga



Beejee ne apne kachh se apni kameez jhatke se neeche kari.. unke kachh mein thode baal theh..



Main-ne ek dum se apna moonh unke kachh mein ghusaa diya..aur choomne laga..main unke chootadon ko bhi dabba raha tha



Beejee: aaah..ssss.. ..



Main beejee ko choom raha tha toh mmmcchh..mmmcchh. .ki awaaz aa rahi thee.. ab main apnee jeebh (tongue) beejee ke kachh ke baalon pe chaalneh lagaa…..


Beejee: oohh..sss..ramu…tenu eh jagah pasand aayee eh..
Main: bahot….ice cream chaatan naalo  se teh twaade kachh de  chaat-neh  vich jayda maza aata hi..twaade kachh di gundh (smell) bhi saare perfumes se achchi hai…twaade kachh bahot garam hain..
Beejee: haye..ss..meri itni taareef na kar…uumm.sss. .



Main: twaade gaal teh gardan meethe..twaade kachh namkeen..twaada kachh kitna tasty eh..ahh..



Main beejee ke kachh chaat raha tha..chootad dabba raha thaa….itneh mein phone ki ghantee baji..



Beejee: chohr main-nu..phone hai.



Main: chohro phone noo..


Beejee: nahin nahin ..



Beejee phone uthaane chalee gayee……. unke pati ka phone tha…veh kaafi der tak baatein kartu rahi…. main-ne roti banalee aur humnein khaana kha liya…. raat ko dinner ke baad saara kaam khatam karne ke baad main-ne beejee se kaha..



Main: beejee….dupher noo tussi main-nu puppee poori nahin karne di..o..phone aa gayaa see na..



Beejee: hun nahin…main- nu neend aa rahee eh….kal dekhaange.agleh din main beejee ko bed tea dene gayaa… beejee ne vahi apna patlaa vaalaa suit pehna hua tha..



Main: beejee..chaa rakhi eh



Beejee: rakh de..



Main vahin khada rahaa..



Beejee: tenu roz subeh subeh puppee chaayee di eh..



Main: beejee..kal tussi puppee noo adhoora chohr dita see..



Beejee: off..o..le karle hun adhoora kaam poora.



Main beejee ke palang par chad gayaa…apna moonh unke kachh ke paas le gaya..



Main: par beejee..tussi o suit nahin pehen rakha jo kal pehen rakha see….



Beejee: teh tu dus..hun ki karaa..o suit teh main naha ke pavaangi (pehenoongi)



Main: teh hun aur kitheh di puppee len do..



Beejee: kitheh di ?..


Main: uthon (vahan) di..
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#55
Beejee: uthon kithon di (vahan kahan ki) ?

Main: o..chunni waali jagah di..mi beejee de mote mote mamme wal ishara kita.

Beejee:  sharma ke chunni waali jagah..nahin nahin..uthon di puppee nahin lene dungi..

Main: kyon beejee..
 beejee bina koi jawab dite jaan lagi ta mi beejee da hath phad lia . beejee mere kolo hath chudan di koshish kar lagi te boli.Please Ramu chad na menu.
Main; nahi beejee mi nahi chadna tuhada hath nahi ta tussi itho chale jaana
Beejee ; nahi jawangi ithe sachi
Main;meri kasam kha k bolo.
Beejee: (Peechha chudane ki koshish mein) tumahri kasam Ramu, mani nahi bhagugi. beejee mere samne sharmayi nazre jhukaye khadi thi to maine honsla kar beejee se pucha,beejee aap hamse prem nahi karte kya ? beejee meri baat sun kar chup thi or sharm se aankhe jhukaye thi.
Beejee ; ramu ye tum kya bol rahe hi mere liye mi tumare liye kuch bi nahi mi to tumhe bacha hi samjati hu Aur jise tum prem bolte ho who kuchh aur hai. Aur aisi koi aurat  kisi se prem nahi karti. or beejee jaise hi bahar jane lagi to maine beejee ka hath pakad liya to beejee boli plz ramu chodo na  maine note kiya beejee muj se hath chodane ki jayda koshish nahi kar rahi thi.main; beejee  hamne apki baat mani thi pehle aur chhoda tha . abh aap ko hamari baat manni hogi.

beejee : kya ?


Main: muje apni sardarni beejee ke mast raseelle gulabi honthon ki pappi chahiye.
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#56
Bejee;eh tu ki keh riha hi . ih nahi ho sakda 
Main; kyu nahoi ho sakda beejee daso na ki tusi menu pyar nahi karde. beejee hun buri tarah phas chuki si ki meri gal da ki jawab dawe  to beejee ne  apne aap ko muj se chudane ki koshish band kar diti  mi is ko apni sardarni ki  sehmati samja or dheere se  beejee ke  pass gaya. maine beejee ka muh apne hath se upar uthaya beejee ki garam saanse muje apne chehre per saaf mehsus ho rahi thi.maine jhat se apne honth beejee ke hontho per rakh diye or beejee ke hontho ko chusne laga
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kuch der  beejee ke hontho ko chusne ke baad beejee muj se alag huyi  hor kinna mera hontho nu chusega.  main ; sachi tusi tusi bade meethe ho  beejee muskara padi or boli kinni wari kihega tu  mi muje lagne laga ki mi bahut jald apni sardarni da sardar ban ke us di fuddi lawanga.
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#57
Main ab jab chahta  apni sardarni ki fuddi mar sakta tha lekin mi   sardarni ko or  tadpana chahta tha usko  garam karke apni banana chahta tha. mi  apni sardarni ko apni bhaiye rani bana kar  pyar nahi karna chahte tha balki  mi chahta tha ki wo muje khud apne  sardar bana kar. or muje  ab ye yakeen tha ki meri sardarni beejee khud muje apna  sardar bana muje apni fuddi ka maza de degi.
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#58
nice dear
waiting more
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#59
Agle  din mi or beejee baithee  the or maine beejee se kaha beejee ap se ek baat pucho to beejee agar nahi bolugi to kya nahi puchega or phir hans padi or boli puch jo puchna hi tuze maine kisi baat ke liye roka hi kya kabhi.
Main; meri kasam kha k bolo aap naraz nahi honge 
Beejee; changa nahi howangi.
Main beejee kya hum dono  ek ho sakte hi  ye bolte hi meri juban ladkhadane lagi
beejee ; chounkde hoye eh ki tu kehenda piya hi 
Main beejee ohi jo tusi suniya ki asi dono  ik ho sakde ha 
 beejee kuch naa boli  te chup ho gayi.
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#60
main: maine bola tha beejee aap naraz nahi honge. Please batayie na. 
beejee haale vi chup si. sayad soch rahi si ki meri gal da ki jawab dawe.
main: ham mante hai hamm anpad aur ganwar hai.hum  mamuli se gaon ke bhaiye or ap itni khoobsurat  Per kya hame apse pyar karne ka haak nahi hai ?
beejee plz rami iho jihi gal nahi hi tu changa munda hi.
main; te pher  sardarni ji ki tusi mere naal pyar nahi karde
beejee; pata nahi
main; jhuth  beejee tussi vi mere naal pyar karde ho tahi ta tusi menu apni pappiya len dende ho. sach beejee mi tuhade naal bahut pyar karda hi mi tuhade liye jaan vi de sakda ha,
beejee chup  kar ve wadda aaya jaan den liye khabardar je hun jaan den baare kiha te.
main ; beejee to batao kya mi ap ko pane ka sapna is janam mi dekh sakta hu.
beejee chup  thi to maine phir se kaha beejee batao na ki  tussi mere naal pyar karde ho.
beejee  boli ramu agar mi tere naal pyar nahi kardi te tenu ena kuch karn kithe dendi mi samaj gaya beejee  menu ditiya pappia baare bol rahi si. main phir beejee nu kiha beejee phir apna milan kab hoga. beejee is gaal te meri aankha vich aankha paa ke boli ramu ki ih sab zaroori hi sade vich.
main; beejee prem ki akhri manzil do jismo ka ek hona hota hai. Aur main apni akhiri manzil pana chahta hu.

beejee : jaroori to nahi hai aisa ho. Prem to do dilo ka mel hota hia.

main: Do dilo ka mel jaroor hota hai. Lekin yeh do dil mard aur aurat hote hai. Dono ke dil apas mein isi liye milte hai ta jo apni apni manzil hasil kar sake.
beejee: (kuchh der chup rehne k baad) gaala te badi gyan vali karda hi tu
main: jo sach hai beejee wohi baatein karta hu . Aap apne mann se puchhiye kya aap apni manzil pane k liye tadap nahi rahi ?
ab bejee  ko  samaj main nahi aa  raha  tha woh kya bole.
main : batao na beejee . Ham donon apni manzil kab paa sakte hai. Please batao na apko meri kasam hai.
beejee : pata nahi Ramu. Abhi jaise chalta hai chalne do. Mujhe nahi pata kya hona hai aage. Vaise v sardar  ji ghar pe hote hai to aisa kuchh nahi ho sakta
main; beejee sardar ji nu tuhadi kithe chinta oh ta apne vich hi mast  . sardar  ji ghar  hi to  iska matlab hamara kabhi milan nahi hoga ?
beejee: shayad.

main: nahi beejee main apne prem ko aise khatam nahi hone de sakta. 

beejee: Ramu life mein harek kam karne ko time hota hai. Jab hamara time ayega tab dekhege. Abhi to kuchh nahi ho sakta.
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