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Strand, Jeff Out of Whack
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Hilarious! I laughed so hard that my chiropractor had to reset a couple of my ribs. Enormously rewarding and entertaining. --Sime-Gen Revie
Once again Jeff Strand has proven that he can take any topic and turn it into one of the most hilarious reads of the year. For comedy, it gets no better than this! --Huntress Revie
If I told you this was a tender coming-of-age story, filled with pathos and emotional moments and the long, hard road to achieve one's dreams, it would be accurate but you'd be afraid to buy it for fear of death by boredom. Don't worry, "Out of Whack" by Jeff Strand, author of "How to Rescue a Dead Princess," will definitely appeal to your Hoot Island sensibilities. Yes, it's about a young man growing up and achieving his dreams, but fortunately those dreams are to get laid and to become a comedian, not necessarily in that order, and you may actually find yourself in physical pain from laughing about both.
This isn't, strictly speaking, an "adult" book, but after you've read about the disastrous double date, The Burger Bordello, and the painful-to-read first sex scene, you'll be giggling too hard too care. --Hoot Island.com Revie
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From the author of How to Rescue a Dead Princess comes Out of Whack, an outrageous comedy about friendship, love, following your dreams, and other really scary stuff. Seth Trexler has two goals in life: to find success with his off-the-wall sketch comedy troupe, and to win the girl of his dreams. But when you suffer from brain-erasing stage fright and an incredible female-phobia, those goals can be a bit tricky to attain. With his best friend Travis at his side, Seth struggles to overcome his fears (along with the 2,873 other roadblocks in the path to success) in this hilariously demented yet heartfelt tale. But don't read it for the laughs. And don't read it for the heartfelt parts. Read it for the sex scene, which proves that even if you're filled with ravenous animal passion, trying to dramatically tear off somebody's underwear can only lead to wedgies.
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Strand, Jeff Stranger Things Have Happened
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Description: You can't always believe what you see in this hilarious coming of age novel from the author of The Greatest Zombie Movie Ever and I Have a Bad Feeling about This
Harry Houdini. Penn and Teller. David Copperfield. Marcus Millian the Third.
Okay, so Marcus isn't a famous magician. He may not even be a great magician. But his great-grandfather, the once-legendary and long-retired Zachary the Stupendous, insists Marcus has true talent. And when Grandpa Zachary boasts that he and Marcus are working on an illusion that will shock, stun, and astonish, Marcus wishes he could make himself disappear.
The problem? Marcus also has stage fright-in spades. It's one thing to perform elaborate card tricks in front of his best friend, Kimberly, but it's an entirely different feat to perform in front of an audience.
Then Grandpa Zachary dies in his sleep.
To uphold his great-grandfather's honor, the show must go on. It would take a true...
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Strand, Jeff The Sinister Mr Corpse
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Description: Stanley Dabernath dies in a freak accident and is brought back to life on a prime time television special. As the world's first official zombie, he becomes an international sensation, but is it harder to be a celebrity than a living corpse?
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Strand, Jeff Wolf Hunt
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Description: Two thugs for hire. One innocent woman. And one VICIOUS frickin' werewolf. George and Lou are hired to transport some cargo across Florida: a man in a cage. They're told he's a werewolf. They don't believe in that kind of thing, but still, they follow all of the rules. He gets out anyway, and it's gonna be bloody...
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Strand, Jeff McBride, Michael The Mad and the Macabre (Kutter & Remains)
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Two novella-length tales of the twisted and the bizarre...the frightening and the deranged...the mad and the macabre...
KUTTER by Jeff Strand: Charlie, a vicious, heartless serial killer, takes home a stray Boston Terrier he finds in a park. Can this dog make him into a better person?
REMAINS by Michael McBride: The discovery of human remains prompts a new search for seven missing theology students. To learn what happened, their families must recreate their final days and decipher a series of cryptic clues, but nothing can prepare them for the truth.
[McBride] desplays pitch-perfect pacing and creates interesting, believable characters, resulting in a tale that's gripping and yet at times also philosophical." -- Robert Morrish, Cemetery Dance
"Jeff Strand beautifully crafts a heart-wrenching tale of a man and his dog...and his unquenchable thirst for murder." -- Desmond Reddick, Dread Media
About the Author
Jeff Strand and Michael McBride have written over thirty books, though not together. Their novels include PRESSURE by Jeff Strand, BLOODLETTING by Michael McBride, DWELLER by Jeff Strand, THE INFECTED by Michael McBride, WOLF HUNT by Jeff Strand, GOD'S END by Michael McBride, BENJAMIN'S PARASITE by Jeff Strand. and INNOCENTS LOST by Michael McBride.
Mike likes to write about science and the end of the world, and does a lot of research. Jeff thinks Mike should really be taking better advantage of Facebook as a promotional took, but the fact that Mike doesn't waste time on Facebook might help explain why he writes his books at a steady, consistent pace while Jeff freaks out right before the deadline.
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Wilson, F Paul Crouch, Blake Konrath, J A Strand, Jeff Ultimate Supernatural Horror Box Set
epub | 1.42 MB | English | F. Paul Wilson, Blake Crouch, J. A. Konrath, Jeff Strand, Scott Nicholson, Iain Rob Wright, Jordan Crouch, Jack Kilborn | Haunted Computer Books
Description: See more 99-cent Kindle box sets on sale now! Copy and paste smarturl.it/snboxes in your broer to see them at Amazon.
ULTIMATE SUPERNATURAL HORROR BOX SET
A box set of six supernatural, paranormal, and horror thrillers from international bestselling authors. More than 455,000 words of fiction, including the complete text of:
VIRGIN by F. Paul Wilson-- She was hidden in the desert...to rest in peace. They shouldn't have disturbed her.
HAUNTED HOUSE by J.A. Konrath & Jack Kilborn--People are dying to leave.
WOLF HUNT by Jeff Strand-- Two thugs. One innocent woman. And one VICIOUS frickin' werewolf.
EERIE by Blake Crouch & Jordan Crouch-- One scary m **f*** house.
SPEED DATING WITH THE DEAD by Scott Nicholson-- Ghost hunters at a paranormal conference stir up demons.
THE FINAL WINTER by Iain Rob Wright-- The snow was just the start...of the end.
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Strand, Jeff Pressure
epub | 310.17 KB | English | Jeff Strand | 2005 | Dorchester Publishing Co., Inc.
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Experimenting with Babies 50 Amazing Science Projects You Can Perform on Your Kid
epub | 2.81 MB | English | Shaun Gallagher | Penguin Publishing Group
Description: Babies can be a joy-and hard work. Now, they can also be a 50-in-1 science project kit!
This fascinating and hands-on guide sho you how to re-create landmark scientific studies on cognitive, motor, language, and behavioral development-using your own bundle of joy as the research subject. Simple, engaging, and fun for both baby and parent, each project sheds light on how your baby is acquiring new skills-everything from recognizing faces, voices, and shapes to understanding new words, learning to walk, and even distinguishing between right and wrong.
Whether your little research subject is a newborn, a few months old, or a toddler, these simple, surprising projects will help you see the world through your baby's eyes-and discover ways to strengthen newly acquired skills during your everyday interactions.
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Savonarola The Rise and Fall of a Renaissance Prophet
epub | 3.16 MB | English | Donald Weinstein | Yale University Press
Description: Girolamo Savonarola, the fifteenth-century doom-saying friar, embraced the revolution of the Florentine republic and prophesied that it would become the center of a New Age of Christian renewal and world domination. This new biography, the culmination of many decades of study, presents an original interpretation of Savonarola's prophetic career and a highly nuanced assessment of his vision and motivations.Weinstein sorts out the multiple strands that connect Savonarola to his time and place, following him from his youthful rejection of a world he regarded as corrupt, to his engagement with that world to save it from itself, to his shattering confession-an admission that he had invented his prophesies and faked his visions. Was his confession sincere? A forgery circulated by his inquisitors? Or an attempt to escape bone-breaking torture? Weinstein offers a highly innovative analysis of the testimony to provide the first truly satisfying account of Savonarola and his...
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Using SQLite Small Fast Reliable Choose Any Three
epub | 3.85 MB | English | Jay A. Kreibich | 2010 | O'Reilly Media
Description: Application developers, take note: databases aren't just for the IS group any more. You can build database-backed applications for the desktop, Web, embedded systems, or operating systems without linking to heavy-duty client-server databases such as Oracle and MySQL. This book sho you how to use SQLite, a small and lightweight relational database engine that you can build directly into your application.With SQLite, you'll discover how to develop a database-backed application that remains manageable in size and complexity. This book guides you every step of the way. You'll get a crash course in data modeling, become familiar with SQLite's dialect of the SQL database language, and much more.Learn how to maintain localized storage in a single file that requires no configurationBuild your own SQLite library or use a precompiled distribution in your applicationGet a primer on SQL, and learn how to use several language functions and extensionsWork with SQLite...
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The Eat Like a Man Guide to Feeding a Crowd How to Cook for Family, Friends, and Spontaneous Parties
epub | 14.47 MB | English | Ryan D'Agostino | Chronicle Books LLC
Description: This welcome follow-up to Esquire's wildly popular Eat Like a Man cookbook is the ultimate resource for guys who want to host big crowds and need the scaled-up recipes, logistical advice, and mojo to pull it off whether they're cooking breakfast for a houseful of weekend guests, producing an epic spread for the playoffs, or planning the backyard BBQ that trumps all. With tantalizing photos and about 100 recipes for lazy breakfasts, afternoon noshing, dinner spreads, and late-night binges-including loads of favorites from chefs who know how to satisfy a crowd, such as Linton Hopkins, Edward Lee, and Michael Symon-this is the only cookbook a man will ever need when the party is at his place.
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Mike Ryan [CIA Ghost 04] Ghost Revival
epub | 537.3 KB | English | Mike Ryan | CreateSpace Publishing | N/A
Description: It's been almost a year since Alex Parker left the CIA. Though the agency hadrepeatedly tried to get her to come back for various missions in that time,she always had the same answer. She wasn't coming back. In her mind, there wasonly one thing that would ever get her to go back into the field as an agentagain. And that was if someone she cared about was in grave danger.Unfortunately for Parker, her worst fears have come true.
Jim Cole is missing. While on a mission in Colombia, Cole is supposed to begathering intel on Santiago Barrios, a leader of a drug cartel, who has beenexpanding his business to include illegal arms dealing in Asia. Once Cole goesmissing for several days, he's assumed to be dead or held hostage. And there'sone person they know will find him. Alex Parker.
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The Safety Net by Andrea Camilleri
epub | 657.77 KB | English | 9780143134961 | Andrea Camilleri | 2017 | Penguin
Description: The new novel in the transporting New York Times bestselling Inspector Montalbano mystery series
Vigàta is bustling as the new filming location for a Swedish television series set in 1950. In the production frenzy, the director asks the locals to track down movies and vintage photos to faithfully recreate the air of Vigata in that time. Engineer Ernesto Sabatello, while rummaging in the attic of his house, finds some films shot by his father from 1958 to 1963, always on the same day, March 27 and always the same shot; the outside wall of a country house. Montalbano hears the story, and intrigued by the mystery of it, begins to investigate its meaning. Meanwhile, a middle college is threatened by a group of armed men, and a closer look at the situation finds Montalbano looking into the students themselves and finally delving into the world of social media. **
About the Author
Andrea Camilleri , a mega-bestseller in Italy and Germany, is the author of the New York Times bestselling Inspector Montalbano mystery series as well as historical novels that take place in nineteenth-century Sicily. His books have been made into Italian TV sho and translated into thirty-two languages. His thirteenth Montalbano novel, The Potter's Field, won the Crime Writers' Association International Dagger Award and was longlisted for the IMPAC Dublin Literary Award.
Stephen Sartarelli is an award-winning translator and the author of three books of poetry.
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Deceit and Other Possibilities Stories
epub | 1.4 MB | English | Vanessa Hua | Counterpoint
Description: "[A] searing debut." --O, The Oprah Magazine
In her powerful collection, first published in 2016 and now featuring new stories, Vanessa Hua gives voice to immigrant families navigating a shifting America. Tied to their ancestral and adopted homelands in ways unimaginable in generations past, these memorable characters span both worlds but belong to none, illustrating the conflict between self and society, tradition and change. This all-new edition of Deceit and Other Possibilities marks the emergence of a remarkable writer.
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Has Life Taught Yo
epub | 1.03 MB | English | Zoe Sallis | Watkins Media
Description: A unique concept: 40 extraordinary people give answers to 10 searching questions about their beliefs. In our current age of uncertainty and turmoil, this is a book to give insight for life's journey and to encourage readers to confront the same questions themselves.
"My suggestion or advice is very simple; that is, to have a sincere heart." - The Dalai Lama
What Has Life Taught You? features the answers given by 40 outstanding people to 10 profound questions about life, the mind and the spirit. Author Zoë Sallis has a passion for stirring up debate on philosophical and ethical questions and journeyed all over the globe to ask well-known figures of widely varying beliefs the same 10 questions.
Interviewees include:
Nelson Mandela
His Holiness the Dalai Lama
Neale Donald Walsch
Anjelica Huston
Jack Nicholson
Sophia Loren
Teale Swan
Richard Dawkins
David Lynch
Gore Vidal
And more...
The questions range from "What is your...
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Hearts of Oak
epub | 1018.36 KB | English | Eddie Robson | Tom Doherty Associates
Description: Hearts of Oak is a delightful science fiction adventure from Eddie Robson, the creator of the acclaimed Welcome to Our Village, Please Invade Carefully.
The buildings grow.
And the city expands.
And the people of the land are starting to behave abnormally.
Or perhaps they've always behaved that way, and it's normality that's at fault.
And the king of the land confers with his best friend, who happens to be his closest advisor, who also happens to be a talking cat. But that's all perfectly natural and not at all weird.
Iona, close to retirement, finds that the world she has always known is nothing like she always believed it to be. There dark forces . . . not dark. There are uncanny forces . . . no, not uncanny. There are forces, anyway, mostly slightly odd ones, and they appear to be acting in mysterious ways. It's about town planning, it's about cats and it's about the nature of reality.
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Hit List
epub | 1.26 MB | English | Stuart Woods | 2020 | Penguin Publishing Group
Description: Stone Barrington faces down a vengeful miscreant in this latest heart-stopping thriller from the #1 New York Times bestselling author
When Stone Barrington finds his name on a hit list, he plans to lie low until the culprit is caught. But when this foe sho no signs of stopping until his deadly objective is realized in full, Stone is left with no choice but to face the problem head-on.
Armed and alert, Stone joins forces with his most savvy connections to catch the perpetrator before the next strike. But it turns out this scum is an expert at evasion in more ways than one, and the international cat-and-mouse hunt that ensues has Stone questioning if he has become the predator or the prey. . .
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Less Than a Moment
epub | 2.22 MB | English | Steven F. Havill | Sourcebooks
Description: In less than a moment, unexplained intentions, then murder, upend life in Posadas County, New Mexico
Posadas County, sitting along New Mexico's southern border, has enjoyed a surge in visitors, jobs, and prosperity since rancher Miles Waddell used much of his inherited half billion to create an internationally renowned astronomy complex atop Torrance Mesa. Passion, not profit, drives Waddell. Yet benefits include a narrow gauge train linking the village of Posadas to NightZone. It's a boon to employees and for nature lovers, hikers, and birders as well as star gazers.
A ripple of unease is felt across the county with the arrival of developer-no, speculator-Kyle Thompson. Why did he and his wife quietly purchase a large scrubby acreage to the north of NightZone? Any light pollution would jeopardize Waddell's success. "Lights are like cancer cells. One comes, others follow."
Unease gro with a drive-by shoot-up at the Posadas Register, its 25...
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Made in India A Memoir
epub | 8.65 MB | English | Milind Soman | Penguin Random House India Private Limited
Description: There's more to Milind Soman than meets the eye (although, as his legions of female fans will agree, what meets the eye is pretty delish).
Combining in himself the passion of an entrepreneur, the mind of a nerd, the discipline of an athlete, the curiosity of an explorer, the heart of a patriot and the soul of a philosopher, Milind has made the stunning-and apparently seamless- transition from champion swimmer to supermodel to actor to extreme sportsperson to women's fitness activist, enabler and proselytiser, all in one lifetime.
How does he do it? What makes him tick? On the twenty-fifth anniversary of 'Made in India', the breakout pop music video of the 1990s that captured the apna-time-aagaya zeitgeist of post-liberalization India and made him the nation's darling across genders and generations, Milind talks about his fascinating life-controversies, relationships, the breaking of vicious habits like smoking, alcohol, rage, and more-in a freewheeling, bare-all (easy,...
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Unknown 9
epub | 1.17 MB | English | Layton Green | Reflector Entertainment Ltd
Description: To solve the enigma of her past, a brilliant but troubled young woman joins a deadly global treasure hunt. Strange hallucinations have plagued PhD student Andie Robertson throughout her life. After years of consulting doctors, she decided the visions were a glitch in her own mind-until her mentor, the famous physicist Dr. James Corwin, is murdered in Italy, and Andie finds a stack of ink drawings in his office that bear a remarkable resemblance to her hallucinations.
Shocked, Andie digs deeper and learns that Dr. Corwin developed a device that might shed light on the very nature of reality. She is even more stunned to discover that her mother, an academic who disappeared when Andie was a young girl, might also be involved.
Determined to find answers, Andie follo a trail of clues placed by Dr. Corwin, for reasons unknown, in museums and cultural sites around the world, highlighting human achievement as well as a tapestry of...
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