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#81
02-02-2019, 01:28 PM
Sidharth was having s*x and suddenly the condom tore off but he took out his d*ck immediately and shouted... Bahut Kareebi Maamla Ho Sakta Tha!
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#82
02-02-2019, 01:29 PM
Ek Ladki Office Se Apne Ghar Aayi Aur Rote Hue Apni Maa Ko Boli.
Ladki: Maa, Pata Hai Aaj Subha Subha Mera Boss Mere Uper Chad Gaya.
Maa Hairan Hote Hue: Achhha, Lekin Kyun?
Ladki: Subha Late Jo Gayi Thhi.
Maa: Lekin Tu Leti Kyu Thhi, Vo Toh Chadega Hi Na!!!!
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#83
02-02-2019, 01:30 PM
Ladka GF Ko Dinner Pe Le Gaya. Girlfriend Ne Mahnge Items Order Kar Diye.
Ladka: Maa Ke Ghar Bhi Yehi Khaati Hai Kya??
Girlfriend: Maa Dinner Ke Baad Meri Leti Nahin Hai.
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#84
02-02-2019, 01:31 PM
Ek Aurat Auto Rukwa Kar Rate Final Karte-Karte Doosre Auto Mein Baith Gayi.
Pehla Auto Waala Hadbadi Mein Jaldi-Jaldi Se Bola: Ab Ye Kya Baat Hui Madam? Khada Aapne Mera Karwaya, Aur Chadd Doosre Par Gayi??
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#85
02-02-2019, 01:32 PM
Doctor Saab, Main Jab Bhi Apni Biwi Ki Leta Hun Toh Andar Jaa Ke Mera Teda Ho Jaata Hai. Doctor Ko Yakeenn Nahi Hota. Vo Engineer Ko Kehta Hai Ki Apni Biwi Ko Clinic Mein Lekar Aao. Kuch Time K Baad Engineer Apni Biwi Ko Lekar Aata Hai Aur Doctor Ke Saamne Us Ke Saath S*x Karta Hai. Doctor Maze Le Lekar Dekhta Rehta Hai. Phir Bahana Banate Hue Kehta Hai Ki Baad Mein Aana Aur Unko Vaha Se Bhej Deta Hai. Kuch Din Baad Kisi Shaadi Mein Doctor Apne Doston Ke Saath Engineer Ka Mazaak Udaa Raha Hota Hai Ki Kaise Us Bewakoof Ne Apni Biwi Ke Saath Mere Saamne S*x Kiya. Dusri Taraf Engineer Apne Doston Ke Saath Khada Ho Ke Us Doctor Ka Mazaak Udaate Hue Kehta Hai, "Yaar Kuch Din Pehle Ek Tharki Ladki Mil Gayi, Per Karne Ki Jagah Nahin Mili Toh Is Doctor Ke Clinic Mein Jaakar Meine S*x Kiya!"
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#86
02-02-2019, 01:32 PM
Ek Aadmi Bazaar Mein Jor-Jor Se Chilla Raha Tha: Jannat Ke Parde 20-20 Rupaye Mein, Jannat Ke Parde 20-20 Rupaye Mein... Saare Bazaar Ke Log Apna-Apna Kaam Chhod Kar Uske Paas Gaye. Paas Jakar Dekha Toh, Haramkhor Bra Aur Pantis Bech Raha Tha.
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#87
02-02-2019, 01:33 PM
Chemistry Ki Class Mein Sir Ne Ek Ladki Se Poocha: Yes You, Tell Me What is Nitrate ? Ladki Sharma Kar Boli: Kya Sir, Aap bhi N Qasam Se, Ekdum Direct Hi Jaate Ho. Night Rate is 5000/- Woh Bhi Sirf Aap Ke Liye.......
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#88
02-02-2019, 01:33 PM
Ladka, Ladki ke Baap Se: Mai Aapki Beti ka Haath Mangne Aaya Hu..!!!
Baap: Kyun??
Ladka: Kyunki Ab Mera Haath thak Chuka Hai…
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#89
02-02-2019, 01:34 PM
Pota: Dadaji Ye Condom Kya Hota Hai?
Dadaji: Chal Bhag, Mujhe Nahi Pata.
Pota: Main Janta Tha Buddhe, Tujhe Pata Hota Toh Aaj PROPERTY Ke 14 Tukde Nahin Hote.
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#90
02-02-2019, 01:35 PM
Girl (During S*x): Nahi Ye Galat Hai.
Boy: But I Love You.
Girl: Woh Mujhe Pata Hai, Lekin Ye Galat Hai.
Boy: Hum Shaadi Kar Lenge.
Girl: Abey Bhosdike..... Jahan Daal Raha Hai, Woh Jagah Galat Hai !
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#91
02-02-2019, 01:36 PM
Pappu went to Film City to see the movie shoot. Actress at shooting: Ufff.... Kitni Garmi hai. Dil Kar Raha Kissi Bade Fan ke Niche Jaake So Jaun!
Pappu: M'am, Main Aapka Buhut Bada Fan Hun!
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#92
02-02-2019, 01:37 PM
Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Ke P*NIS pe Madhu-Makkhi kaat gayi. He goes to a doctor with his wife. Wife Sharmate Hue: Doctor Saab, Sirf Dard Ki Dawa Dena, Sujan Rehne Dena.
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#93
02-02-2019, 01:37 PM
Jeeto: Baba Ji, Mera Gharwaala Kab Sudhrega?
Baba: Usko Saath Laayi Ho?
Jeeto: Nahin Baba Ji, Woh Toh Ghar Par Hain.
Baba: Theek Hai, Apni Bra Utaaro.
Jeeto: Kyun??? Baba: Uske Hathon Ki Lakeerein Dekhni Hain.
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#94
02-02-2019, 01:38 PM
1970-1985 = Sunny means Sunil Gavaskar.
1985- 2010 = Sunny means Sunny Deol.
2010-2025 = Sunny means Sunny Leone.
Kaam Teeno Ka Ek Hi Hai..... Thukai... Bas Tareeke Alag Alag Hai.
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#95
02-02-2019, 01:38 PM
Pappu ne apni girlfriend ke baalon mein haath pherte hue kaha: Darling, tum toh mera chaand ho.
Girlfriend: Aur tum ho mere Neil Arms strong.
Pappu ne hairan hote hue pucha: Neil Armstrong??? Woh Kyun?
Girlfriend ne sharmate hue jawab diya: Chand par chadne waala pehla aadmi tha woh.
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#96
02-02-2019, 01:40 PM
Pappu ke right side ki ball kat gayi. Doctor ne operate kiya aur mitti ka bana ke laga diya. After two months Pappu went back to doctor and said furiously: Oye doctor nikal bahar teri maa ki aankh, tune mitti ka bana ke laga diya.
Doctor: Kamaal hai, tujhe kaise pata chala?
Pappu: Pata toh chalna hi jana tha, LEFT side me baal nikal rahe hai, aur bhenchod right side me GHAAS nikal rahi hai.
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#97
02-02-2019, 01:42 PM
EK Bachcha college Ka Kaam Kar Raha Tha Ki Uski Pencil Zameen Pe Gir Gayi, Usne Seenay Pe Haath Rakh Ke Utha Li. Thodi Der Ke Baad Uski Rubber Neeche Gir Gayi, Usne Phir Seenay Pe Hath Rakha Aur Rubber Utha Li.
Uski Maa Ne Poocha Ke Beta Tum Seenay Pe Haath Rakh Ke Cheezein Kyun Uthate Ho?
Bachcha Bola: Hamari Miss Bhi Aise Hi Uthati Hain.
Maa: Beta Unko Aise Uthane Do Lekin Tum Aise Na Kia Karo.
Bachcha: Nahi Maa Ek Baar Unhone Haath Nahi Rakha Tha Toh Unke Fefde Bahar Aa Gaye The.
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#98
02-02-2019, 01:43 PM
Boys and Girls Ka Same Baat Kehne Main Farak:-
Girl: Woh Teachers Ki Bahut Respect Karta Hai.
Boy: Woh Toh Saala Teachrs Ki Gaand Mein Ghusa Rehta Hai.
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#99
02-02-2019, 01:44 PM
An HR manager got married. On the first night of their honey moon, on seeing his wife nude for the first time, he was furious: Tumne mujhse dhoka kiya!! You have cheated me! The astounded but smart bride asks: Kaise? Kya dhokha diya hai maine? The HR man shouts: Your B*obs are so small.... I definitely remember noticing their size when I met you at the engagement... they appeared to be much bigger... The hitech bride replies, "Honey, what you saw and agreed upon was the CTC Package... but this is what you get in hand...

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Ek Ladki ki 5 Crore ki lottery nikli. Company ne socha achanak bataaya to ladki khushi se mar sakti hai. Unhone us ladki ke best friend Tinku ko ye kaam saunpa, to inform her in such a way so that she doesn't die of shock.
Tinku went and started: Assume you get 1 Crore ki Lottery ? What will you do?
Ladki: I will strip Nude in front of you.
Tinku: Agar 2 Crore ki Nikle toh?
Ladki: You can f*ck me as many times you want...
Tinku: Agar 5 Crore ki Lottery mile toh?
Ladki: I will s*ck your c*ck all day and night... You can f*ck me in the back too. And moreover... I'll give you half the money... Saala Tinku hi khushi se marr gaya...
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02-02-2019, 01:45 PM
Ek Ladki ki 5 Crore ki lottery nikli. Company ne socha achanak bataaya to ladki khushi se mar sakti hai. Unhone us ladki ke best friend Tinku ko ye kaam saunpa, to inform her in such a way so that she doesn't die of shock.
Tinku went and started: Assume you get 1 Crore ki Lottery ? What will you do?
Ladki: I will strip Nude in front of you.
Tinku: Agar 2 Crore ki Nikle toh?
Ladki: You can f*ck me as many times you want...
Tinku: Agar 5 Crore ki Lottery mile toh?
Ladki: I will s*ck your c*ck all day and night... You can f*ck me in the back too. And moreover... I'll give you half the money... Saala Tinku hi khushi se marr gaya...
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