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Oye lala.. kahan mar gya sale.. jaldi aa baha..

Gali me khada hua sarfraj apne dost babu urd lala ke ghar ke bahr khada hua chilla rha tha..

Babu ghar ki chhat se bahar ki aur jhankte hue bola – Abe kyo chilla rha hai be.. teri behen bhag gyi kya apne yaar ke sath..

Sarfraj – Sale niche aa fir btata hoon kiski behen bhagi hai apne yaar ke sath.

Babu niche aaya.. usne abhi tak ghariyon wala pejama aur baniyaan hi pehni hui thi.. matlab abhi wo nahaya bhi nhi thi.

Babu – Ab bol.. kya bol rha tha.

Sarfraj (apni aankhe gol gol ghumate hue) – Pta hai aaj mohalle me kon aaya hai??

Babu – Kon? kon aaya hai.. bol na be behen chod.. kyo peheliyan bun rha hai.

Sarfraj – Abe.. amit aaya hai.. aur sath me bhabhi bhi hai.

Amit aur uski patni ka naam sunte hu babu ke tan badan me aag si lag jati hai..

Darasal amit unke group ka banda tha.. group bole to babu urf lala, sarfraj urf mulla, amit urf chikna aur jain urf jokar, jokar is liye kyoki humare group me wo hi ek aisa banda tha jo hamesha maskhare pan me rehta tha, hum sabhi ki umar lagbhag 25 ke aas pass thi, mumbai me ek hi muhalle me padhe likhe aur bade hue

Duniyan ka koi aisa bura kaam nhi jise humne nhi kya tha.. sigret, sharab, randibaaji, jua, satta.. sab kuch aur sabhi ek dusre se badh chadh kar maje lete the.

Aur pichle mahine hi humare ek dost ki shaadi ho gyi, hum gye the uski shaadi me nasik, sab kuch thik tha, khub maje kiya, daaru party ki aur shaadi ke samye jab humne bhabhi ko dekha to humari aankhe fati ki fati reh gyi. Anita naam tha uska, umar lagbhag 22, ranf gora chutta, lambi, jese koi film hiroin ho, hum to amit ki kismat ko gaaliyan de rhe the ki saale ki kismat me aisi ladki aa kaha se gyi.

Aakhir ladki ne ya uske ghar waalon se amit me aisa kya dekh tha, kaam dhaam to kuch karta nhi tha, baap ki kiryane ki dukan thi, bas yehi bol kar ki ladka bhi sath bethta hai uski shaadi karva di ghar walon ne, darasal amit ki maa ki tabiyat khrab rehti thi aur usi ke maike walo ne ye rishta btaya tha nasik me, do mahino me andar hi sab te ho gya aur shaadi bhi karwa di.

Hum sabhi ne amit ki leni kar di thi har samye use chhedte rehte the ki bhabhi ka khyal rakhna agar koi problem ho to bta dena, aakhir dost kis din kaam aayege.. us samye to amit kuch nhi bolta tha, balki humare majak ke sath sath wo bhi shuru ho jata tha ki jese humari dosti chal rhi hai vese hi chalegi aaj tak humne har chij mil bant kar khai hai (uska matlab randiyon se hota tha) vese hi isko bhi mil bant kar khayege..

Par jab humne anita ko dekha to hume wo sab baate yaad aane lgi thi, saali kya maal thi, amit ke to maje ho gye yaar..

Aur humare maskhare jokar ne aakhir unke samne bol hi diya – Amit bhai, apna vaada yaad hai na..

Amit – Vaada.. kon sa?

Jain – Arre vahi.. mil bant kar khane wala.. hahaha..

Uski baat sun kar amir buri tarah se kisal gya aur hum teeno dost thahake maar maar kar hasne lge.. aur wo bechari anita bechara sa muh bna kar soch rhi thi ki aakhir baat kya hai..

Kher, shaadi khatam hui, maine yaani babu ne amir se puchha – Aur bta.. kya program hai aage ka.. honeymoon ke liye kaha ja rha hai.

Wo bolne hi lga tha ki bich me mulla ji bol pde – Haan yaar bta de na.. hum bhi apni ticket kta lenge waha ki.. hahaha..

Usne to wo baat majak me hi boli thi par pehle jain aur ab sarfraj ki bat sunkar uski jhanthe buri tarah se sulag gyi thi, wo chilla pda – Abe bhutnike pehle kabhi ladki nhi dekhi kya? jo saale kal se apni laar tapkaye ghum rhe ho yaha, mujhe jaha jana hoga chala jaunga, abhi tum log jaao vapis.. samjhe.

Hum sabhi ko uske is tarah se bartav ki umid nhi thi par uska ghar tha, uski shaadi thi isliye hum kuch nhi boli aur apna saman utha kar vapis mumbai chal diye..

Rasta bhar main sabhi ko samjhata rha ki aisa majak nhi karna chahiye tha.. par wo log samjh rhe the ki langur ko hur mil gyi is liye uchhal rha hai.

Pure ek mahine ke baad aaj wo mumbai aaya hai, apna honymoon mnakar aur sab kaam nipta kar..

Par jo bartaav usne kiya tha uske baad uske ghar jana bda ajib lag rha tha.. par dost tha humara.. par dil ke ek kone me uski khoobsurat biwi bhi ghum rhi thi.. uski bhi to dekhna tha na..

Maine jaldi se jaldi se jain ko phone lgaya aur use sab btaya, pehle to usne bhi aana kaani kari par baad me wo maan gya.

Shyaam ko hum teeno ghar par beth kar plan bnane lge, agle din diwali thi aur har diwali ko hum sabhi dost aur dino se jada daaru pite the aur puri puri raat jua bhi khelte the.. bas yehi plan bna ki kal amit ke ghar diwali ki badhai dene ke bahane jayege.

Agle din subah hum sabhi uske ghar pahonch gye, mithai lekar..

Hume dekhte hu wo bhavukh sa ho gyaa aur uski aankho me aansu aa gye aur wo daod kar humare gale lag gya..

Amir – Yaar.. mujhe maaf kar do.. Maine tum sabke sath itna bura bartav kiya, main to soch rha tha ki tumhare samne kese apna ye chehra lekar jaunga..

Hum sabhi ki tenshan to usne apne aap hi khatam kar di thi.. par hum sabhi to besharm log the aur soch rhe the ki amit ab humse baat bhi karna pasand karega ya nhi.. par hua iska ulta, par jo bhi hua usse sab khush ho gye..

Aur wo maskhara jain bol pda – Chal bula bhabhi jaan ko aur mila hume unse dobara..

Bechara amit khisyani billi ki tarah reh gya aur usne bade hi pyaar se apni patni ko aawaj di – Annu.. jra bahar aana..

Hum sabhidam sadhe bhabhi ka intejaar karne lge.. thodi der me payal ki jhankaar ke pichhe pichhe wo bahar aayi..

Pile rang ki saadi pehni hui thi usne, gori chitti, bhare hue stan, chehra khila hua aur pet par usne ek chen bandhi hui thi, jo badi hi sexy lag rhi thi.. hum sabhi ki najar uski chen par chipak kar reh gyi.

Uske aa kar hum sabhi ko namaste kiya aur hum sabhi ke liye cold drink lekar aai aur sabhi ko jhuk kar cold drink di..

Aur hum sabhi tharki dost uske pallu ke girne ka wait karte rhe jo gira nhi..

Maine amit se baat shuru ki – To kya plan hai aaj diwali ka?

Amit – Tu bol lala.. kya karna hai..

Main – Hum to wahi karne wale hai jo humesha karte hai.. daaru aur taash ki bajiyan.. tu bol..

Amit – Bilkul yaar.. ye bhi koi puchhne wali baat hai aur ye daaru meri taraf se hogi.. meri shaadi ki party hai tum sabhi ke liye.. tum sabhi raat ko yahi aa jana.. puri raat jua chalega aaj..

Uski baat sun kar sabhi khush ho gye.. ek to muft ki daaru aur upar se amit ke ghar beth kar uski biwi ke jalvon ko dekhne ka mika milega..

Raat ko milne ka time fix hua.. sabhi na kaha ki wo raat ko das bje pahonch jayege..

Ab to bas raat ka intejaar tha..

sri7869 · 09-05-2024, 05:17 AM

Good start

jlamdhar · 09-05-2024, 09:30 AM

Uski baat sun kar sabhi khush ho gye.. ek to muft ki daaru aur upar se amit ke ghar beth kar uski biwi ke jalvon ko dekhne ka mika milega..

Raat ko milne ka time fix hua.. sabhi na kaha ki wo raat ko das bje pahonch jayege.. Ab to bas raat ka intejaar tha..

Ab aage..

Hum teeno raat ko apne apne gharo me puja karne ke baar ek sath ikatha ho kar amit ke ghar pahonch gye.

Amit apni nayi naveli biwi ke sath patakhe bja rha tha, hum sabhi ko dekh kar wo bahot khush ho gya aur sabse gale milne ke baad wo hume andar le aaya.

Andar table pehle se hi saji hui thi, mithai.. namkeen.. aadi se.

Hum sabhi sofe aur kursiyon par beth gye aur mehfil jma li.

Anita bhabhi tre me gilass aur ice cubes lekar aayi, jise dekh kar humari aankhe fati reh gyi, aakhir jokar ol pda.

Jokar – Abe saale.. aaj kya baat hai skach pila rha hai.. lagta hai bda maal taal mila hai sasural se.. hahaha..

Amit – Are nhi yaar.. aisa nhi hai, ye to bas.. kaha tha na shaadi ki party hai.. to itna to banta hai.

Aur fir usne anita ko aawaj di – Arre anita.. suno.. wo rosted kaaju bhi leti aana andar se jra..

Uski daryadili dekh kar hum sabhi khush ho rhe the.

Anita bhabhi andar se ek plet me kaaju lekar aayi.

Amit – Bas yahi rakh do.. aur jab mutan ban jaye to sabhi ke liye katoriyon me leti aana jra..

Wo sir jhuka kar fir se andar chali gyi.. andar wale kamre se tv chalne ki aawaj aa rhi thi, wo wahi ja kar beth gyi.

Maine peg bnaye aur hum sabhi ne chears karke pina shuru kar diya.

Mulla – Ab btao.. kya khelna hai?

Sabhi ne ek mat se flash khelne ko kaha.

Amit – Aur boot 100 rupees ka hoga.

Hum sabhi ki to fat gyi.. aaj se pehle hamesha humne 10. 20 ya 50 ka boot khela tha.. sach me, aisa lag rha tha ki saale ki shaadi me kaafi maal taal mila hai..

Kher sabne maan liya aur khel shuru ho gya.

Sabhi ko 3-3 pate bant diye gye aur sabne apni taraf se 100-100 rupees nikal kar bich me rakh diye, boot wale.

Amit – Ye aayi meri 100 ki blaid..

Mulla – Meri bhi..

Main – Meri bhi 100 ki blaid.

Jokar ne pate utha kar dekhe aur bura sa muh bna kar gaddi me rakh diya – Maine to pek..

Amit ne thoda sa soch aur fir 100 ka note utha kar bich me fenka – Meri ek blaid..

Ab mulla bhi ghabra rha tha.. usne pate uthaye aur thoda sochne ke baad usne bhi apne pate gaddi me fenk diye, matlab wo bhi pek ho gya

Ab market me sirf main aur amit hi bache the.

Maine bhi 100 ki pati bich me fenki aur kaha – Meri bhi blaid..

Amit ne 200 rupees bich me daale – Meri 200 ki blaid.

Ye amit hamesha aisa hi karta tha.. jadatar games wo blaid me daal kar hi jitta tha..

Maine apne pte upar utha hi liye..

Mere pass gulam, begam aur satti thi.. dhat teri ki.. ek ptta miss ho gya bas..

Par ye bhi kam nhi the..

Maine pek karne se achha show mangna uchit samjha..

Maine 500 ka not bich me rakha aur 100 utha liye aur amit se show manga..

Usne ek ek karke apne patte kholne shuru kiya.

Pehla gulam..

Dusri begam..

Uska chehra khushi se fula nhi sma rha tha.. aur mera dhak se betha ja rha tha.

Aur teesra..

Tisri panji nikli..

Hahaha.. main tej hasi hsa aur apne patte uske samne fenk kar bich pade hue sare rupees utha liye.

Wo bechara dekhta reh gya ki kitna karibi mamla tha aaj.

Kher.. humne fir se patte bantne shuru kiye.

Tabhi anita bhabhi andar se sabke liye katoriyon se meet lekar aayi.. uski mehek se hi kamra sugandhit hua ja rha tha..

Unhone jese hi katoriya niche rakhi.. unka pallu niche gir gya..

Aur hum kutton ki bhukhi najre unke ubharo par ja jami.. boss! kya chij the.. ek dam gore-chitte, blauj bhi deep gale wala tha.. lagbhag aadhe ke aas pass ke chuche saaf dikhai de rhe the aur meri peni najron ne to uske upar lga hua laal nishan bhi dekh liya, jise shayad amit ne hi bnaya hoga, is kutte ki hamesha se aadat rhi hai,, humesha randi ko chodte hue uske chuchon ke upar kaat kar apni nishani chhod deta tha aur yehi nishan usne apni patni ke sine par bhi bna dala tha.

Bhabhi ne jaldi se apna pallu sambhala aur jane lgi.. tabhi amit ne use roka aur patte utha kar unki kamar me chhupa diye aur vapis, bina dekhe, niche rakh diye.. saala apni patni se chhua kar totka kar soch rha tha ki patte badhiya ho jayege.. anita bhabhi ne bhi aakhe dikhai aur ghurte hue andar chali gyi.

Fir se sabhi ne boot ke 100-100 rupees bich me rakhe.. aur is baar sabhi ne 100 ki blaid bhi chali.. jokar ne bhi..

Aur jokar ke chalte hi mulla ji ne apne patte uthaye aur fir se gaddi me fenk kar bole – Saale patte hi nhi aa rhe aaj to..

Maine bhi ek aur 100 ka patta fenka – Meri 100 ki blaid..

Amit ne bhi blaid chali..

Ab jokar ne patte uthaye aur bola – Meri 200 ki chaal..

Lagta tha saale ke pass patte aa gye the..

Maine apne patte uthaye.. dhat teri ki, bakwas pate the.. 7,10,2.

Maine bhi apne patte patak diye bich me..

Ab amit ki baari thi.. usne blai kheli is baar bhi..

Jokar – Meri 200 ki chaal aur..

Amit – Blaid..

Jokar – 200 ki chaal..

Amit ab ghabra rha tha.. usne apne patte uthaye aur patte utha kar wo sochne lga aur aakhir usne 400 ki show maang li..

Jokar ke pass do badshah the..

Ye dekhte hi amit ne foran apne patte fenke.. uske do ikke the..

Amit – Hahaha.. saala chutiya.. do patte lekar bhi chaal chal rha tha..

Jokar maus hokar reh gya.

Amit ne fir se patte bantne shuru kiye aur maine agla peg bnaya, amit ne anita ko aawaj lgayi.. mujhe pta tha ki wo kisliye bula rha hai.. wo thumakti hui aayi aur amit ne patte utha kar fir se uski kamar se chhua diye..

Ab wo bol hi padi – Ye kya kar rhe ho?

Aur thoda gussa dikhate hue andar chali gyi.

Uska bartav dekh kar hum sab bhi apni khinse niporne lge aur amir fir se kilas kar reh gya..

Sabne paise fenke bich me.. aur fir se blaid ka khel shuru hua.

Is baar sabne 2-2 baar blaid chali.. par is baar sabse pehle patte utha kar dekhne walon me amit tha.

Aur patte dekhte hi jhallate hue usne patte gaddi me fenk diye aur bola – Pek..

Aur ek hi baar me gilass khaali karke utha aur andar chal diya.

Hum sabhi ne ek dusre ko dekha aur hasne lge.

Jokar bola – Ab to bhabhi ji ki kher nhi.. hahaha..

Andar se unke jhagadne ki aawaje aane lagi thi.. do peg ka nasha bhi bol rha tha aamit ke sar par..

Maine apne patte utha kar dekhe.. ohh teri.. ab ki baar mere paas chidi ka kalar aaya tha badshah, sati aur panji.. maine bina koi expreshan diye.. sar khujlate hue 200 ki chaal chali.. dusro ko gumrah karne ke liye.

Jokar ne bhi patte uthaye aur khushi se ubka chehra bhi khil utha,, usne bhi 200 ki chaal chali..

Mulla ji 100 ki blaid chalte rhe..

Do chaalo ke baad mulla ne bhi patte dekhe aur sar pitte hue pek kar diya.

Ab bache the.. main aur jokar..

Humne agli 7 bajiyan chaal chalne me lga di.. ab tak amir bhi vapis aa chuka tha aur uske pichhe pichhe anita bhabhi bhi thi, sar jhukaye hue aur wo jakar sofe ke baaju wale hisse par jakar amit ke sath beth gyi..

Anita ka gudaj pet muje saaf dikhai de rha tha.. usne najre utha kar mujhe dekha aur muskura diya.. aur usne apni najre fir se jhuka li.

Use dekhte hi mere josh me sufurti si aa gyi.. maine 500 ki kautar chaal chali, ab wo ya to 1000 ki chaal chalta ya pek kar leta.. par usne bhi himmat dikhai aur 1000 ko show maang li mujhse.. sabhi ka dhyan table ki taraf tha.

Maine apne patte fenk diye, anita ki taraf dekhte hue..

Jinhe dekh kar jokar ki sitti-pitti gum ho gyi.

Usne apne patte dikhaye.. uske pass bhi kalar tha, iit ka, par isse bda ptta uske pass 10 ka tha aur mere pass badshah tha.. is liye main jeet gya, vese patte uske bhi bure nhi the, itni dur aana to uska banta tha.

Maine table par pade hue paise smet liye.. lagbhag 6 hajar aaye the mere pass is baaji me.

Mere pass itne paise aane se bhabhi ke aa jane se mahol garam ho chala tha.

Fir maine bhabhi ko kaha ki apne matan bahot achha bnaya aur apni tarif sun kar anita bahot khush hui..

Uske baad hume ek aur baaji kheli aur joki 10,000 ki thi aur use amit jeet gya aur wo rawan ki hasi hasta hua bich me pade hue paiso ko batorne kga..

Apne pati ki jeet dekh kar anita bhi khush najar aa rhi thi aur uski aankho me ajib si chamak aa gyi thi.

Maine mann me socha – Anita darling.. teri khushi par ye game kurban..

Anita ka bhi mann lagne lga tha ab.. game me..