MERI MAA AISHWARYA RAI

[Aliapet]

Myself ROHAN 18,
I was always a dumb kid all my life.
 Mai apni mummy me sath rahta hu , 
mere dad ki death ho Chuki thi jab mai Chota tha. 
Mai Abhi college me apna graduation kar raha hu waise abhi bhi mai bhut se subjects mai fail Hoya hu.
meri mummy ko hamesha parents teacher meeting mai mere waza se bhut kuch shana padta tha.
school mai to mummy jaise taise mujhe teacher ko bol ke pass karwa deti thi,par yaha college mai pata nahi kya hoga.


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[KaliaPintu]

( myself Satish Yadav 47 years old 6 feet 3 inch height dark black skinned i had a wife and 2 kids who were in second year and first year in my own college whose age is 19 and 18 years )

( i was the principal of Xavier College and i was very strict when it comes to grace marks)

( Mai hamesha parents ko kehta tha ki agar aapke bache nhi pad rhe then i wont give a single marks )

( this year very few kids have failed in my college and i had already made the mind ki jo fail hue hai unhe har giz pass nhi krunga)

( as i was strict sare students and even teachers mujhse thoda darte the and used to respect me a lot )

[Aliapet]

( myself Satish Yadav 47 years old 6 feet 3 inch height dark black skinned i had a wife and 2 kids who were in second year and first year in my own college whose age is 19 and 18 years )

( i was the principal of Xavier College and i was very strict when it comes to grace marks)

( Mai hamesha parents ko kehta tha ki agar aapke bache nhi pad rhe then i wont give a single marks )

( this year very few kids have failed in my college and i had already made the mind ki jo fail hue hai unhe har giz pass nhi krunga)

( as i was strict sare students and even teachers mujhse thoda darte the and used to respect me a lot )

me---pata nahi is baar kya hoga mere saath sayad mai sach mai fail ho jaunga

(going to sir's office) sir may i come in.....

sir wo ...kuch baat karni thi...

sir mai last year se improve kiya hu,,, 

bass kuch hi marks se fail ho gaya 

please koi grace marks dila ke pass karwa do na

im improving sir please sir nxt time aapko mujhe grace marks dene ki jarurat nahi padegi

please sir.......

[KaliaPintu]

me---pata nahi is baar kya hoga mere saath sayad mai sach mai fail ho jaunga

(going to sir's office) sir may i come in.....

sir wo ...kuch baat karni thi...

sir mai last year se improve kiya hu,,, 

bass kuch hi marks se fail ho gaya 

please koi grace marks dila ke pass karwa do na

im improving sir please sir nxt time aapko mujhe grace marks dene ki jarurat nahi padegi

please sir.......

(I was going through higher secondary and BSc students mark sheets aur tabhi bina puche koi mere cabin me aa jata hai)
(Pahle to tera gidgidana mai suna i dont know who u are lekin itna oata chala ki grace marks ka bheek mangne aya hai to fail hua hai)

Firat of all how dare u come into my office without prior permission

Is this what your teachers teach you ?

College ke principal ka door knock kiye bina aur may i come in sir bole bina hi andar aa gaye and u expect to get grace marks u idiot hmm ?
(I was rude to you for doing a mistake that u didnt meant to do as u were more concerned about getting passed)

Who are you konse class se ho tumhara red mark calendar me mark krna hoga (it was something which will make u fail in next semester too so every student is afraid of getting red mark in their calender)

[Aliapet]

(I was going through higher secondary and BSc students mark sheets aur tabhi bina puche koi mere cabin me aa jata hai)
(Pahle to tera gidgidana mai suna i dont know who u are lekin itna oata chala ki grace marks ka bheek mangne aya hai to fail hua hai)

Firat of all how dare u come into my office without prior permission

Is this what your teachers teach you ?

College ke principal ka door knock kiye bina aur may i come in sir bole bina hi andar aa gaye and u expect to get grace marks u idiot hmm ?
(I was rude to you for doing a mistake that u didnt meant to do as u were more concerned about getting passed)

Who are you konse class se ho tumhara red mark calendar me mark krna hoga (it was something which will make u fail in next semester too so every student is afraid of getting red mark in their calender)

no please sir sry sir
galti ho gayi..please sir...

next time mai pass ho jaunga
please sir is barr maaf kar dijiye please sir

it wont happen again i promise sir

sir im from bsc chemistry hons.class 
sir mai bass kuch marks se hi fail hua hu please sir....
forgive me sir

[KaliaPintu]

no please sir sry sir
galti ho gayi..please sir...

next time mai pass ho jaunga
please sir is barr maaf kar dijiye please sir

it wont happen again i promise sir

sir im from bsc chemistry hons.class 
sir mai bass kuch marks se hi fail hua hu please sir....
forgive me sir

(I felt like laughing jab ekdum tu dar gya and when i heard ki tu Bsc chemistry wale class se hai so i thought ye to mera beta rahul bhi same class me hai but i wanted to punish you for the way u entree so socha red mark to nhi dunga lekin )

Chup !!!!!!!

(My voice base was higher so tu ekdum se chup ho gya)

Go outside and kneel down kaan pakad ke for 2 hours 

And 2 din baad aana baat krne by 1 pm

Now get out (mera beta us class me tha krke red mark nhi diya )

[Aliapet]

(I felt like laughing jab ekdum tu dar gya and when i heard ki tu Bsc chemistry wale class se hai so i thought ye to mera beta rahul bhi same class me hai but i wanted to punish you for the way u entree so socha red mark to nhi dunga lekin )

Chup !!!!!!!

(My voice base was higher so tu ekdum se chup ho gya)

Go outside and kneel down kaan pakad ke for 2 hours 

And 2 din baad aana baat krne by 1 pm

Now get out (mera beta us class me tha krke red mark nhi diya )

i was begging continously .....
aur phir se chup ho gaya...!

sir okay sir ...

(i tell you my name ROHAN..so you will see my marks and give me grace marks..)

okay sir mai karta hu...
mujhe thoda kharab lag raha tha ki office ke bhahar ja ke kneel down karna padega.,..
(but mujhe marks to chaiye the..)

ye ssir i will do it...
mai sry bol ke office ke bahar aa aya aur dekha to bahar bhut se girls the ....

aur meri crush bhi thi ...jo abhi  to prof. ke bete ki girlfrind thi ...
(mai socha sir ko kya hi pata chalega bina kneel down kiye hi chala jata hu aur 2 din baad sir sir baat karne aa jaunga..)
(aur sir ko bol dunga 2 hour ke baad ki mai kneel down kar liya...tha...)

to mai waha se chala gaya apne class mai...

[KaliaPintu]

i was begging continously .....
aur phir se chup ho gaya...!

sir okay sir ...

(i tell you my name..so you will see my marks and give me grace marks..)

okay sir mai karta hu...
mujhe thoda kharab lag raha tha ki office ke bhahar ja ke kneel down karna padega.,..
(but mujhe marks to chaiye the..)

ye ssir i will do it...
mai sry bol ke office ke bahar aa aya aur dekha to bahar bhut se girls the ....

aur meri crush bhi thi ...jo abhi  to prof. ke bete ki girlfrind thi ...
(mai socha sir ko kya hi pata chalega bina kneel down kiye hi chala jata hu aur 2 din baad sir sir baat karne aa jaunga..)
(aur sir ko bol dunga 2 hour ke baad ki mai kneel down kar liya...tha...)

to mai waha se chala gaya apne class mai...

(after u left in about 1 hour i was about to leave office aur tab tak college me bache nhi the but i knew ki ye rohan ko bola tha 2 ghante kneel down krne wo usne nhi kiya as i came out and checked i came to know ki ye to bana over smart ban rha hai)

( next day ur teacher gave u a Fail Certificate in ur hand in class which means 1 saal to tera gaya and u are not even allowed to reappear for exam )

teacher in class : rohan this is from principal sir ( teacher gave u the Fail Certificate jiske neeche remarks me likha tha " DUmb idiots who try to be oversmart should learn a lesson " )

teacher : rohan i am cutting ur name off my attendance sheet u can leave 

( i was on leave that day so u cant beg me again but only go to ur house crying )

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(after u left in about 1 hour i was about to leave office aur tab tak college me bache nhi the but i knew ki ye rohan ko bola tha 2 ghante kneel down krne wo usne nhi kiya as i came out and checked i came to know ki ye to bana over smart ban rha hai)

( next day ur teacher gave u a Fail Certificate in ur hand in class which means 1 saal to tera gaya and u are not even allowed to reappear for exam )

teacher in class : rohan this is from principal sir ( teacher gave u the Fail Certificate jiske neeche remarks me likha tha " DUmb idiots who try to be oversmart should learn a lesson " )

teacher : rohan i am cutting ur name off my attendance sheet u can leave 

( i was on leave that day so u cant beg me again but only go to ur house crying )

(teacher give the certificate ....i looked at the certificate ..)

(it was my fail certificate i felt like crying...)

i read the remarks and mai smajh gaya tha ki mujhe kneel down kar lena 

(and just after that teacher asked me to leave the class...)

i leaved the room, and starts running to sir's office

i saw that office to band tha ....(ab mai kya karu....)
i asked the staffs sir aaj aayenge kya...?(to pata chala sir bahar gaye hue hai 2 din baad aayenge..)

mujhe smajh nahi aa raha tha kya karu...
mai college se nikala aur ghar janae laga...

ghar pauchte hi meri mai sidha apne karme mai jane laga

mummy nai mujhe rote rote jate hue dekh..


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[Analyst-PK]

You are back ,Where were you

So you have graduated from wife to being a mom cuck lol

[KaliaPintu]

(teacher give the certificate ....i looked at the certificate ..)

(it was my fail certificate i felt like crying...)

i read the remarks and mai smajh gaya tha ki mujhe kneel down kar lena 

(and just after that teacher asked me to leave the class...)

i leaved the room, and starts running to sir's office

i saw that office to band tha ....(ab mai kya karu....)
i asked the staffs sir aaj aayenge kya...?(to pata chala sir bahar gaye hue hai 2 din baad aayenge..)

mujhe smajh nahi aa raha tha kya karu...
mai college se nikala aur ghar janae laga...

ghar pauchte hi meri mai sidha apne karme mai jane laga

mummy nai mujhe rote rote jate hue dekh..


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( i didnt know anything about ur background ki u lost your dad 3 months ago and all and wo bhi ek reason hai ki tu depressed tha aur padhai nhi kr paya )

( i was strict and i never have in my 14 years of being principal in my college have ever given grace marks )

( i thought ki rohan ne masti kiya hoga and hence time waste kiya and failed)

( ghar pe i told my son ki )

Beta tere class mate rohan ko fail kiya hu 

rahul : ha papa wo to ek dum dumb type ka ladka hai he has a good heart but padhai me dhyaan nhi rehta 

( after listening to my son i was confirmed ki i made the right decision)

( My wife was going to her native place so 2 din ka chutti dalke gaya tha biwi ko mayke chodke wapas aane ka )

[Aliapet]

You are back ,Where were you

So you have graduated from wife to being a mom cuck lol

IT WAS MEANT TO HAPPEN SOME DAY...



MY DESTINY IS ALREADY BEEN WRITTEN BY SATISH SIR

[Aliapet]

( i didnt know anything about ur background ki u lost your dad 3 months ago and all and wo bhi ek reason hai ki tu depressed tha aur padhai nhi kr paya )

( i was strict and i never have in my 14 years of being principal in my college have ever given grace marks )

( i thought ki rohan ne masti kiya hoga and hence time waste kiya and failed)

( ghar pe i told my son ki )

Beta tere class mate rohan ko fail kiya hu 

rahul : ha papa wo to ek dum dumb type ka ladka hai he has a good heart but padhai me dhyaan nhi rehta 

( after listening to my son i was confirmed ki i made the right decision)

( My wife was going to her native place so 2 din ka chutti dalke gaya tha biwi ko mayke chodke wapas aane ka )

AISH---(noticeed ki mai rote rote apne room direct chala gaya....)

         so i followed my son .....

ME---(mai bed mai lete lete ro raha tha)



 

AISH--kya hua beta tum ro yu rahe ho...

me--(i pointed to the table where i have kept the my fail certificate...)

sry mom please aap ek baar ja ke principal se baat kar ke dekh lo na 

maine baat kar ke dekh meri baat nahi sun re wo (i didn't tell her about i was being oversmart...)


AISH---acha chalo... tum rona band karo mai kuch karti hu....

         (LOOK AT THE TIME ITS 11 am...)

acha chalo beta tum fresh jao ...phir chate hai sir se baat karne....

ME---nahi kar shakte ...

AISH--- kyu beta...

ME---sir  nahi hai abhi town mai bahar gaye hue hai....

AISH-- kab aaynge ...pata hai????

ME---2 din baad...

AISH--- aare mai to busy ho jaungi aur abhi work load bhi bhut hai...
(aaj staurday hai aur mera office aaj off tha ..but monday se to phir office start ho jayega)

       ek kaam karte hai ....tum mujhge batana sir jab clg aa jaynege to mai pahle phone mai usse baat kar lungi....

abhi ke chalo ache bacche ki tarah aao kyu khane ka bana deti hu tumhare liye....

[Analyst-PK]

IT WAS MEANT TO HAPPEN SOME DAY...



MY DESTINY IS ALREADY BEEN WRITTEN BY SATISH SIR

I thought you wont return , mujhe laga tere satish sir ne tujhe itna zalil kiya inta insult kiya ki you quit this space out of guilt and shame

But you proved me wrong lol

Ab maa ke bedroom ke bahar darbari banega tu lol

[Aliapet]

I thought you wont return , mujhe laga tere satish sir ne tujhe itna zalil kiya inta insult kiya ki you quit this space out of guilt and shame

But you proved me wrong lol

Ab maa ke bedroom ke bahar darbari banega tu lol

i wish room ke andar rahu....

[Analyst-PK]

i wish room ke andar rahu....

I cant believe you are a cuckson now

[KaliaPintu]

AISH---(noticeed ki mai rote rote apne room direct chala gaya....)

         so i followed my son .....

ME---(mai bed mai lete lete ro raha tha)



 

AISH--kya hua beta tum ro yu rahe ho...

me--(i pointed to the table where i have kept the my fail certificate...)

sry mom please aap ek baar ja ke principal se baat kar ke dekh lo na 

maine baat kar ke dekh meri baat nahi sun re wo (i didn't tell her about i was being oversmart...)


AISH---acha chalo... tum rona band karo mai kuch karti hu....

         (LOOK AT THE TIME ITS 11 am...)

acha chalo beta tum fresh jao ...phir chate hai sir se baat karne....

ME---nahi kar shakte ...

AISH--- kyu beta...

ME---sir  nahi hai abhi town mai bahar gaye hue hai....

AISH-- kab aaynge ...pata hai????

ME---2 din baad...

AISH--- aare mai to busy ho jaungi aur abhi work load bhi bhut hai...
(aaj staurday hai aur mera office aaj off tha ..but monday se to phir office start ho jayega)

       ek kaam karte hai ....tum mujhge batana sir jab clg aa jaynege to mai pahle phone mai usse baat kar lungi....

abhi ke chalo ache bacche ki tarah aao kyu khane ka bana deti hu tumhare liye....

( after 2 days i returned to college ab ghar pe biwi nhi hai to thoda bhot miss bhi kr rha tha as i had very high testosterone )

( it was friday afternoon 12 pm and i was accesing some complaints given from parents about some teachers and making a file )

( i was wearing a ash coloured shirt and gray pant and a tie )

( i was sitting on my rotating chair )

[Aliapet]

( after 2 days i returned to college ab ghar pe biwi nhi hai to thoda bhot miss bhi kr rha tha as i had very high testosterone )

( it was friday afternoon 12 pm and i was accesing some complaints given from parents about some teachers and making a file )

( i was wearing a ash coloured shirt and gray pant and a tie )

( i was sitting on my rotating chair )

ME---i knew ki sir aaj clg aayenge...  (i was in the clg but not attending the classes..)

        (i went to check that sir was still in the office and my mom told me to be patience and wait till sir was not doing anywork and was alone in her office...)
                 
       i waited for the perfect opportunity   and i found it....

ME---(calling my mom ....)

AISH---(phone ringing....ring ring ring..)
           
           oh!! its my son...lagta hai time aa gaya

    haa bolo beta...?

ME--mom sir aa gaye hai ...aap aa ke baat kar lo...

AISH---beta abhi to work mai phasi hui ho (even though i'm not...)

           beta ek kam karo mai ek video message bhej rahi hu....

           ye direct sir ko ja ke dikhna ....AND DONT PLAY IT OKAY...EK BAAR PLAY ye video messgae ek hi baar play hoga....

ME---okay mom as u say....
         then send me the vid...

       i will show it  to sir...

AISH---nahi beta tum phone sir ko hi de dena wo apne se dekh lenge.....




ME---(outside the sir's office)... after receiving the video file...

           SIR MAY I COME IN....

[KaliaPintu]

ME---i knew ki sir aaj clg aayenge...  (i was in the clg but not attending the classes..)

        (i went to check that sir was still in the office and my mom told me to be patience and wait till sir was not doing anywork and was alone in her office...)
                 
       i waited for the perfect opportunity   and i found it....

ME---(calling my mom ....)

AISH---(phone ringing....ring ring ring..)
           
           oh!! its my son...lagta hai time aa gaya

    haa bolo beta...?

ME--mom sir aa gaye hai ...aap aa ke baat kar lo...

AISH---beta abhi to work mai phasi hui ho (even though i'm not...)

           beta ek kam karo mai ek video message bhej rahi hu....

           ye direct sir ko ja ke dikhna ....AND DONT PLAY IT OKAY...EK BAAR PLAY ye video messgae ek hi baar play hoga....

ME---okay mom as u say....
         then send me the vid...

       i will show it  to sir...

AISH---nahi beta tum phone sir ko hi de dena wo apne se dekh lenge.....




ME---(outside the sir's office)... after receiving the video file...

           SIR MAY I COME IN....

( i was about to call my wife jab darwaje pe kisne may i come in sir bola )

Yes come in

( i am not even looking at you right now as i was looking at my mobile and when i lift my head and saw u )

are rohan tumhe 1 saal tak nhi ana hai college are u this dumb ki tumhe us Fail Certificate me mera likha hua remark samajh nhi aaya

I am not going to reverse it so dont beg and cry mere pass time nhi hai 

Learn from ur mistakes and 1 saal baad aa jana same first year me 

Now get out

( kehte hue mai apne biwi ko call krne hi wala tha ki gaav me haal chal kaisa hai krke i dont know that ur mom had made some plans or anything i thought ki wahi bacho ka rona dhona rehta hai as usual when they are failed)

[Aliapet]

( i was about to call my wife jab darwaje pe kisne may i come in sir bola )

Yes come in

( i am not even looking at you right now as i was looking at my mobile and when i lift my head and saw u )

are rohan tumhe 1 saal tak nhi ana hai college are u this dumb ki tumhe us Fail Certificate me mera likha hua remark samajh nhi aaya

I am not going to reverse it so dont beg and cry mere pass time nhi hai 

Learn from ur mistakes and 1 saal baad aa jana same first year me 

Now get out

( kehte hue mai apne biwi ko call krne hi wala tha ki gaav me haal chal kaisa hai krke i dont know that ur mom had made some plans or anything i thought ki wahi bacho ka rona dhona rehta hai as usual when they are failed)

ME---sir ...i have something to say sir ...

        sir wo meri mummy apse baat karna chati hai....

           (i saw u lokking outside the door...)
    sir but mom bhut busy thi isliye aa nahi payi ,  
sir wo papa ke death ke baad mom hi akeli bread earner hai ghr mai to kam mai thodi jata busy rahti hai..

but mom me aake liye ye video message bheja hai....

ME--(talking and opening the app on my phone and handing over to you the phone...)

        sir ye lo video message ye wali hai...mom  nai bola tha aapke phone de do app dekh loge ....

(mai aapko phone deke 2 steps peche aa gaya...)