Kachrawala ka kala lavda ban gaya shehar me raja

[Potlagitta]

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Mera naam suresh. Me soljur bihar se hu jaha na current na school hote he.  Mera baap kethi kaam karte hu chota mota kaam. Me jhopda me rehta hu. Jab me 13 sal hogaya. Gauv ke sare yuvak shehar ko jrahe kaam keliye.
Mera pas na padayi na kaam he. Mera dost he uska naam virendar dosra te ka he, par hum dono he. Me kala hone karak mera koi dost nahi he. Mera kaam ke karan mereko koi ijjath nahi he gauv me. Jab mera dost shaam hoti he ladki ko patane ke liye gauv ke talab me nahate hui ladki ko dekhte he.
Jab mereko much aya tab me ek ladki ko choda aur mera baap ko bata diya usne kaha "mast kiya re tu tu bada hogaya " aur usne muche ghumadiya. Agar koi  hota mereko pitayi hoga par hamare ghar me esi nahi hota.... Roj khana pina chodna jaruri he.

Me tab se me pehalwani dekhna shuru kiya par uske liye paise chahiye.. Isliye mene gauv ke kachrawala bangya. Mene kachrautadiya aur usko bechke paise se khana khaya.
Achi se body bangaya. 90 kg wajan hu.

Mera dost to shehar ko chalgaya mereko batabhi nahi kiya. Mene mere baap se kaha me bhi chalajatha hu.
Baap ne kaha "agar tum bhi gaya to mere ko kaun dekhega palega bhi koi nahi." Mene kaha" agar paisa he to sab kuch hoga baap, mereko job milne do". Usne kaha "ha tereko collctor kam dega kya padayi ki tune, 7th class me hi tune ek teacher ki gaand mara, aur tereko angrezi bhi na ayega ". Mene kaha " to me kya karu is gauv me na current na school he na kaam".

Mera baap shant hoke batadiya"tu chale par tu 1 sal me 2 bar mereko milne ana ".... Mene usi raat ko bus me baita shehar agaya.


Idhar mereko ko bhi nahi pata..... Kaam ke liye dhundra hu... Mereko paani pine keliye ek talab dekha usme bhainsa naharaha.. Mene pani pirahu... Tab ekvyakti bola"chi ye kyareho.. Bhains nahare ho..."mene bola "to kya hua bhainsab vo bhi prani he "... Usne bola " yaaak... " mene us vyakti se bola kaam he apke pas, usne bola.. " kya pade tune "  mene bola "ji mene 7th tak pade he."  Us vyakti bola "haha 7th tak kiya aur tumko kaam chahiye vaise tumari kya he?." Mene bola " bhaisab mera  ". Usne door hatake.. Kaha " chi.
Tu thu door hatjao... 7tak pada aur .. Kaha kaha se ate ye log.. Gande shakal ka bhainsa ". Usne ye bolke chala...

Mene us raat footpath par mere bag par soya. 4 din ka bad kaam ke liye dhundra is samay me mera kapda bhigad gaya gandagi arahe. Aur mera kachara phat gaya...

Me ab to kachra utane ke liye jarahu usse bhi koi kaam dhunpaungi. Me shehar ke kayi kachra mila. Aur usse khana bhi.mila.


Mene ek roj kachra utane keliye ek scoiety me gaya.. Mene dustbin se kachra utarahu... Usme dhud packet dalne ke liye ek vyakti ara he.. Door se na dikaya dera... Vaise me mera sar mod liya virendar dikha.... Virendra bola"suresh tum. Kya kareho yahpe?" Mereko ansu ane laga.... "Bhai.. Kaha gay tune mereko chdoke?".. Usne bola " abe yaar naujan hogaya kaam karne hena isliye mene shear gay aur watchman bangaya yah pe paise bhi achi. Milra. " kuch bat chit hone ka baad....usne kaha "tu chinta mat kar me huna..."khake society me rehne walo se mila he...

Ek he president lala he... 56 sal ka he
Aur dosra uncle.. Sagar patel buisnesmen....


Aur usne bola me driver bhi bangaya... Uska dost ka.. Uska naam he rohit jo bada university me padra he... Uska car fortuna he... Uska mom se mila he  uska naam he... Swethanup he






Dikhna me 50 sal ka hodi pakka *****, gora, kajol jaisa... Bada gaand chutad, 1 kg ek kg ka aam rasila ka chcuhe... Sar par sindhoor aur mangalsutra pehne ke aya...

S: kahiye

V: madam me hu, ye suresh.. Yegav se naya aya he.. Mera dost he.

Usne pranam kiya.. Bat chit hua..

Uske baad mene jhopda gaya.

Ek raat ko us society ke drianage par kachra utarahu.. Aur gatar ka saaf karahu... Swethanup.. Chikini saadi me aya aur bola

S: suresh tum ye kya kareho
Me:memsaab ye mera kaam he..
S:kya... Tum ko koi job nahi he
Me:nahi he ji..
S: kya padayi ki tu ne
Me:7th tak ji..
Mera kapdo se badbu are hi.. Aur usne door hata..

S: kya ye tak takiya tune.. Tera kya he aur kaha se aya
Me: ji me hu aur bihar se hu


Usne ye sun kar aur door chalaa ur kaha
S: chi... . Yaaaaak thuuuuuu.. ???pata nahi kaha kaha ke ajate he.. Aur vo chala gaya
.


Aur ek din virendar ne kaha ravivar ao memsaab ghar ke kchra utarne ke liye....

Mene dopahar chala us ghar ke loye... Mene darwaja daba diya

S: agaya.. Ye kachra utao jaldi se.. Paisa batao kaise bechte ho
Me: mene kachra utarahu... Bahut zyada he... Me adha kachra utarke baad... Room me ek kapda se pasina pocha... Memsaab gussa se ake... Ek THAPAD mara....

S: kya kiya tune...
Me: ji pasina ke liye ji
S: ye vastr mangalswaroop ke liye mene.. Ye 3000rs ka he.
Me : ji maaf karo memsaab... Pranam kiya...
S: jao kachra utaro..

Mene kachra uta aur rate batadiya usne... Paisa phenke mara mera sar par aur darwaja band kiya.

Mene gira hua paisa lekar jeb rak ke... Uski ghar se ayi gandi pani ko chehra ko dhoya a.....


Usi raat mene... Uski drinage ke niche ek jhopda he.. Jaha daaru milta... Sasta daaru milta he aur suar ka maams bhi.
Kul milke 30 pandrah rupay hoga...me us daaru ko pira hu... Aur nasha chad gaya..... Saur ka maams garam masala
Nasha agaya.... Jeb me.. Ek heorine photo mila kachra se utara..


Usko dekhe.. Niche lund khada hogaya....

Mereko susu are he.. Mene daaru ke bootle khatam karke.
Bootle phenka... Uske baad drinage ke a paas chala aur pant gira.

Mera kccha ganda se smell arahe jaha 10 din se nahi dhoya.. Vo bhi fati he.. Uske niche kara...

Jaha me susu karna chahta hu vaha sweta anup ke balcony se drushy hota... Me nasha me... Kaccha niche katke... Susu kara hu


Ji dosto mera lund ko malish karna mera adat he jaha mera baap 13 sal me mereko oil. Bootle diya aur malish karne ka baad mereko nahata he... Tab se mere lund ko maalih karta hu


Mera lavda ko pakada.... KALA oil se chamak rahi gandagi se fela hua  mota lund ko pakada.... Aur upar ke tuomato size ki tarah topi par chadar jaisa chamdi ko niche kara he.... Aur tomato walarang se raseele topi bahar aya
.. Aur mene.. Susu kara...




Mere ankhe daaru masala ke nashe me kuch nahi dikra he... Par ek aurat dekh vo samaj me aya.... Vo he... Swetanup ***** memsaab... Kajol heroine aunty wala... Dekhri he.
.
Me hasra hu peshab karte samay aur to aur ek aunty bhi dekra he....





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[Pandu1990]

Mast story thanks bro

[Veer]

very very nice start!

[Wanton]

bahut badhiya shuruaat

[Rumana]

bahut badhiya kahaani,lajawab shoruaat

[Faizi610]

Ek no.1 title

[Potlagitta]

Me yaha peshab kar rahu... Khula me.. Ankhe band hora he..vahi ankhe band hogaya me sogaya.. Usi kachra me..

Din me kachra utana bechna rat me daaru sutta ek randi ko chodna he ye meri zindagi.......

Me ankhe khula suraj jaga... Dekha to kayi logi mere par thuk kar nikalra he.. Kuch log chi kheke jarahe.. Kuch log mu mud kar chalra he...

Me aas pas dekha to me drinage canal me soya.. Tha.. Ye dekh kar mujhe hasi aya.. Aya..

Me utkar kachra utarna shuru kiya... Ek basti me jaha raha tha me ek tailor ki shop me jaya me...

Ek ladka mila vo he gabbu. Gabbu 18 sal ka tha jo baap ki shop chala raha tha....

Gabbu : bolo kya kaam he.
Me:ji mere kapda fat gaya ek shirt ko silna he....
Gabbu :tik he shirt dedo...
Mene shirt dediya

Gabbu aankh kholke dekhra he...
Me: kya hua
Gabbu: aap pehalwaan kart he kya
Me: ha gauv me kartha..
Gabbu: ho ap kis gaauv se bhai
Me: me soljur
Gabbu: me bhi aur baap vaha se he... Paisa ke liye yaha ana padha
Me: tik bhai..
Gabbu: isliye apka chauda chati dikhra he.. Apka to bahubali prabhas ka he...
Me muskurate se : nahi he bhai me kaha uske...
Gabbu: chaliye me shirt silta hu...
Me: kitne din hoge...
G: 2 din bhai....
Me: bhai yeha koi jhopda honge kya
Gabbu: kyu bhai
Me: me kachrawala hu jine keliye jhopda zarur he
G: arre bhai... Tere bhai jaisa koi hardich nahi he... Is basti mere bat sab sunta... Ao dikhata hu...

Me jhopda dekha.... Aur dopahar me ek raste par kachra utara
Ek dabba ko phenka... Vo jake ek aurat par pada

Vo mujhe mere shirt pakad kar mujhe tappad mara..

Vo he rambha... Counsellor ki wife....





Badtameez ankh nahi dikra...
Me: ji maaf kijiye dikha nai
R: chale jao... Aur usne car me baitkar chala gaya..

Usi rat me virendar se milne gaya...
Me aur vo sutta mara he... Apartment me kayi ladkiyo ki matak matak se hilte hue gaand.... Aur sadi me chuchiyo chuttad dikhate hue auntyia... Sab ki ankh marehe ...

Me: bhai.. Ye counselor kaune he
V: bhai uski baat mat nikal
M: kya hua.
V: bhai me ek galat giya aur usne mereko mara...
M: itna gamandh
V:ha
M:par saali ka gori matak matak se hila hue gaand he tarbuj jaisa
V:oo bhai ye sheharaisa kuch na chalega...
Phir ek jatak me swapna se chilate hue awaz

Virendar ghabrahat se chalgaya...
S: uska naam kya he s... Suresh... Usko bulao
V: bhai tereko bulrahe
Me jake pucha
S:suresh ye kachra jake kawadiwalo ko becho na na meri pati ghar me.. He na mereko time bhi nahi he
Me: ji madam ji par mereko kafi paihe...dena chahiye
S:tik he
.. Aur usne kachra me ek rod nikala...
S: iski kimti kya he...
Me: apke liye to 60rs he ji
S:kyu mereko itna special
Me: memsaab ap to dil me saf he aur bol bhi mthi he...
Swapna sanskari randi muskrati hue...

Chaliye me utahu... Mene ek ek utakar bahar phenka..
Me ant me ek bag ko utake chalra hu aur... Ek hi jatke me swapna high class sanskaari moti aunty ki gori gaand me mere hath chua..
Me(man me): saali kya jawani jaisa garam garam gaand he.. Ek dum tarbuz jaisa...

Mw: madam ji maaf kijie galti se...
Swapna:koi baat nahi he... (Man me) kal raat mene ek ladka ka lund dekha he kya yehi he vo.... Cha cha ye kya me sochri hu.. Ye ladka aisa nahi he...

Mene kachra utakar.. Chala gaya....

Us raat me... Paisa milne ke baad... Raandi ko milne ko gaya.. Mila he... Ekdum nayanthara jaisa he... Rate 70 he... Me usko uatakar jhopda me fenka...

Uski gaand ko swapna sanskari gaand ki samja.. Aur usko chodra hu... Thapad thapad se thapad... Mara....

Fir so gaya

[Wanton]

bahut badhiya update

[Vik88]

Fantastic update! very very nice and amazing writing

[Rohit]

bahut badhiya ek shandar kahaani

[Ghosthunter]

Awesome story! Nice going brother.

[Bimal]

Amazing start! keep writing please

[Potlagitta]

Agla din me uta... Aur me chala kachra utana... Utarte waqt ek ajib se ring mila vo bhi chamak rahe... Usko chata... Badbu arahi ye sona he pata chal gaya.. Turanth me uski kimthi pata lagne keliye shop me gayi ek galli me... Uski kimti ek lakh ka he... Bhagwaan he... Kaise lottery lag gayi... Ye baat kisi ko bhi batana nahi chahiye...
Aur me kaam pe nikal padi
Phir virendar se mila...
V: kabtak ye kaam karte hu tu...
Me: kya karu bhai koi kaam na milra
V: ha tereko it job milta tere padayi par.... Dekh tereko is apartmentpe  kaamwala ya safaiwala kaam deta hu rat me kachra utaro.. Bas khatam
Me:yaar ye idea bahut kadak he...
V: chal mere sath

Virender ne swapna memsaab se mila mereko





Swapna sanskari aunty darwaja se ek rani jaisa bahar aya sadi pehnke mangalsutra bade bade doodh ki darshan hua matak matak se hilate hue gaand.... Ekdum gujjari bhainsa jaisa..





S:kya virender
V: memsaab ye suresh apki ghar me kaam ke liye aye hai
S:kya kaam karega
V: koi bhi memsaab... Safai karna pocha, bartan dhona, akhi sandaz saf karna...
S: sandaz bhi
Me: ji memsaab.. .. Hamare khandan vahi kaam kiya.. Ap logo ki ajib aur badboodar par hamko adat lag gai akhir hum log vahi kam karna layak lagta he
S: thik he suresh tum kaam karne ke liye manjoor karta hu.. Par tum samay par ana subah 9 se shaam 5 tak kaam karna rat me tum ghar jsakte ho....
Me: thik he memsaab shukriya... Kaam ke liye..
Swapna aunty tab mod ke chalra he... Uska bhainsa jaisa matak matak se hui hilata gaand darshan hua...





Me(man me): kya chal he madam... Kya gaand he saali bilkul bhainsa jaisa.... Lungi me mera  kala bada lavda khada hogaya

V: oye suresh tereko kaam milgaya.. Is kushi me daaru pilao
Me: ha bhai.. Kuch bhi karumga tere liye...

Phir mene jhopda chala aur gabbu se ye baat bola....
Vo bhi kush hua..

Me:bhai shirt tayar hua kya
Ga: ha bhai
.. Aur usne diya mene pehna... Ek hi jatka mera kando ek jatka diya... Shirt fada...
Ga: bhai kya kiya tune
Me: mene kuch nahi kiya bhai..
Ga: chalo... Ek aur silta hu... Aur usne tape nappna chate he...

Usne tape mera chati se napra he..









Ga: bhai kya gajab chathi he bhai... Tape se bhi age badr he... Tera chathi chauda dekhe.. Ladkiya marjata...
Me: kya baat kare ho...

Ga: sach bhai bilkul sanju baba jaisa he tere chathi....

Aur usne mera kandho aur hath ka napra he..







G: kya mast hath he bhai bicep tricep... Bilkul salmaan jaisa... Auntyiya marjata ...

G: kya mast body yaar... Tere isliye shirt phada he...
Aur usne niche kaccha par napra he...

G: bhai kaccha chod langot pehnle.
Me: kyu
Ga: bhai tere kaccha fad jata...





Usne mere lavda par najar kara he...
Ga: bhai tere kaccha andar bada lund hoga... 8 inch ka
Me: kya baat kare ho bhai..
Ga: sach bhai mene
Isi. Waqt me.. Andar se....gabbbu o gabbu bolke ek awaj aya..

Ek aurat aya... Dikhne me maduri dixit jaisa...
Ghora chikini kamar... Chera to dekhte padhake muh me lavda dalna chahta hu.... Gaand gora bhi he..




Gaabbu: maa kyu ayi. Mye meri maa anjali
Anjali: gab....... Bolte hi mereko dekha... He....... Mera chauda chahti.. Mera biceps... Mera kaccha... Bilkul kala sandaaz jaisa dikra hu...






Anjali: ye kaun he..
Ga: ji maa ye suresh hamare gaauv se.. Kachrawala he.. Shehar me kaam ke loye aya.. He..
Mene namaste kiya
(Man me) is sale ki itna sundari maa he...

Gaabbu ki maa mere ko dekhra he aisa hi khadake...

G: maa
Anjali:ha... Hosh me ake..ha gabbu atta kam hogaya jake suji leao kiran pe jake..
G: chalta hu..
Aur anjali andar gaya...
G: tikh bhai... Shirt silake deta hu
S: ha bhai... Chalta hu...

Aur mene jhopda chala gaya subah mil ha ring ko dekh ke 2 mahina ke baad me amir hojaunga..... Me so gaya

[KGB]

Another fantastic update!

[Veer]

Awesome update! very good writing

[Potlagitta]

Thanks people, if u have any suggestions you can comment here.

[Mr dumbo]

Fuck the shit out of these stylish city aunties
And give big updates

[ShaifBD]

Keep updating bhai

[ghost19]

Badhiya hai

[Lodabetweenboob]

Awaiting for updates