Thriller Daayan Ke Jalwe

[KumarAnkur3456]

Bhaag 1

Rajesh bhagta bhagta ghar agaya aur fatafat darwaza band karke seedhe apne kamre me prastut hua. Lekin andar aate hi jo drishya usne dekha, usse uski aankhe khula ka khula reh gaya! 

Samne bister par uski pyari si dharam patni Vinita lal banarsi saree pehne ghutno ko jabre se tikaye huye bethi hui thi, odhne me uski chehra dhaki hui thi. "Vini!! Vini! Tum kah.......! Tum......" Lekin baat adhuri reh gayi jab    Rajesh ki nazar niche uski patni ki hathon par aa gaya. Hath kisi aurat ya insan ki nahi balki ek khunkar janwar ki lag rahi thi, kyonki haath me kuch jale jale se nishan the aur khaas baat yeh thi ke bade bade naukhile nakhun ungliyo se jude huye the. 

Yeh dekhkar Rajesh ka hosh hi maano ud gaya aur voh ghabrakar piche deewar se sat gaya "yyyeehh tunhari haath ko kya hua Vini?????" Uske ruh kamp to utha pal pal apne patni ki hathon ko dekhkar. Lekin Vinita se koi awaz nahi ayi, lekin tabhi ek ajeeb tarike se voh hasne lagi "are Rajeshji! Ghabra kyo rahe ho hehehe! Aao pas betho hehe!".

Rajesh ko kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha! Yeh shararti bhari shabd to beshak Vinita ki thi, lekin awaz? Itni ajeeb kyo lag raha tha use? Uske mathe par pasina hi pasina aane laga aur aankh band kiye is lamhe ko ek daravne sapne ki tarah bhulna chah raha tha. Palke munde apne purane din yaad aane lage use.

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Ek hafta  pehle :

"Vini? Vini kaha ho tum?? Tie kahin nahi mil raha hai mujhe!!" Keval shirt pehne Rajesh jan bujh kar apne kamre me apne pyari si patni ka intezar karne laga. "Uff ho! Aap bhi na!" Kehti hui Vinita andar pravesh karti hai aur jaise hi kamre me pahuchti hai, bas tabhi Rajesh mano ek sanki premi ki tarah apne patni ki sudol jism ko jhapat leti hai aur uski honth pe honth rakh deta hai. 

Jhat se apne pati ko ek chummi deke voh alag ho jati hai "uff! Aap bhi na! Bittu abhi tak school nahi gaya hai! To yeh hai aapka tie na milne ka Karan!" Pati se alag hoke Vinita uske gaalo ko sehlane lagi ke tabhi Rajesh vahi hatho ko pakadker us makhmali twacha ke ird gird chumne lagta hai "are hum to thehre purane aashiq aapke! Tie to bahana hai, tumhe pyar jo karna hai!". Yeh har subhah ki dastan thi aur hamesha ki tarah Vinita kehti "my sweet patidevji! Yeh program raat ko hi rakhe, to behtar hai." Lekin Rajesh kaha manne vala tha! Uske lund me to ab tak kaafi akad aa chuka tha aur apne patni ki saree ke upar se hi uski pyari si sudol moti kamar par pyar bhare thokre maar raha tha jiske ehsas se Vinita bhi kamuk ho uthi aur us nagn lund ko apne makhmali hathon me thaam leti hai aur Rajesh ke ankh se aankh milaye lund ko pyar se hilane lagi. "Vaise kuch zyada hi akad rahe hai aap! Kuch to samay ka khayal kijiye!" pyar bhare andaz me Vinita boli aur Rajesh aankhe munde apne lund ke khichav ka maza lene laga "tum aisa hi karti hai Vini! Ohhh please karti jao!"

"Mummnyyyy!!!!" Yeh awaz tha Bittu ka, jise sunke Vinita "aayi beta!!kehke ek zoron ki khichav de deti hai lund ke chamre par, jisse hua yeh ke Rajesh pure tanav me aakar teen teen jhatke deta hua vahi ke vahi apne patni ke naram hatheli par jhad gaya. Viryo ko apne ungliyo tale mehsus karke Vinita jhuth muth ke ghusse se apne pati ki aur dekhne lagi aur dhimi awaz me "besharam!" Bolkar pallu se saaf karti hui kamre me se chal deti hai. Jhade huye avastha me Rajesh kuch lambe lambe aahe deta hai aur tayyar hokar seedhe office ki aur ravana ho jaata hai.

Hamesha ki tarah Bittu apne pita ke sath hi nikal jaata hai aur puri ghar me akeli reh jati hai bechari Vinita. Lekin apne aap hi rehne me ek alag hi maza aati thi use. Is maze ki shurvat hoti thi shower se! Jahan Vinita hamesha ki tarah apni sare vastr utaarker apne nagn sudol jism pe sabun malne lagti thi. Pani ki bauchar use bachpan se hi pasand thi aur aksar sabun ko khas karke apni moti moti gudaj Stan par malne lagti hai, jaha unki golayi se lekar nipplo tak acchi tarah masalti thi voh. 

Stan ke bad niche gadraye huye hi halke se phule huye pet ki aur, jaha Bermuda triangle ke saman ek gehri nabhi maujud thi. Sabun ke katra katra us nabhi ke andar samane lage aur pet ke golayi bhi jhaag se sajne lagi. Aise hi pet aur stan ke manoranjan ke baad ab baari thi us kaatil gudaj gaand ki, jo tarbuj se kam nahi the. 

Un gaand ke patto par sabun mal mal kar unke gudajpan ka maza voh hamesha hi leti thi. Khair, isi tarah apni badan ko sabun se malne ke baad Vinita seedhe rasoi ki aur jaane lagi. Fridge me se chicken ka ek baara sa gosht nikalker voh table par rakh deti hai aur dusre hi haath me churi leleti hai. Voh gosht ke tukde kar hi rahi thi ke uski ungli kat jaati hai, jisse Vinita "uuhh ho" karti hui foran apne hi halki si kati hui ungli ki aur dekhne lagti hai. 

Ungli ke cut se chalakti hui khoon ki bund dekhkar, uski aankhe chaudi ho jaati hai aur issse pehle kuch aur khayal uske mann me aate, voh us ungli ko chus leti hai. Hairat ki baat yeh thi ke us ungli ko ek lolipop saman chus rahi thi voh aur zayke ka maza bhi le rahi thi maano. Aise me darvaje ka bell bajta hai aur Vinita jaake keyhole se dekhti hai ke Bansi tha, jo doodh dene aata tha.

Darwaja khul gaya aur Bansi Vinita ke samne, doodh ki bada sa tin liye khada tha. Uska huliya ekdam ganv ke hatte khatte mardo jaisa tha aur to aur ek robdaar much aur daari liye, aur bhi vikral lagta tha. Vinita ko dekhte hi aksar uske lund me hulchul hota tha. "thehro!" Kehke Vinita jaakar bartan leke aati hai aur Bansi ko deti hai "aaj late kaise ho gaye Bansi?? Jaante ho na sahb aur chote baba jaldi nikal jaate hai??". Lekin Bansi ki nazre samne un mote mote stan ki darar pe chipka tha. 

"Doodh ki ka jarurat hai tumka memsahab? Tohre dibbe ma khub doodh bhravat hai!" Besharmo ki tarah Bansi bol para. Yeh vakya sunke Vinita ghusse se use dekhne lagi "kya keh rahe ho????". Bansi doodh bartan me dalta hua, apne dant dikhate huye "are memsahab! Humra matlab to eii tha ke tumre paas to doodh ka ek aur bartan jarur hoil! Hoil ki nahi?". "Bakavas band karo aur kal se time pe aana!" Bartan leke, uske muh par darvaja band kar deti hai. Darvaje ke band hote hi, Bansi apne aap ko bol para "ek din tohar dibbe ma doodh humra muh ma hoga!!! Aur hum dabach dabach kar uuka piel!!" Khud ko itna tasalli deta hua, voh apne tin uthaye jaane laga. 

Vaha office me hamesha ki tarah Rajesh aur uske doston ke bich baate hote the, alag alag vishay ko lekar. Ek tha Mehul, jo bachpan ka dost tha aur kafi flirt kisam ka banda tha, aur dusra Ajay, jo college ke time se Mehul aur Rajesh ke sath hua karta tha. Har din ki tarah yeh teeno ek ajeeb o garib vishay ko lekar vartalab kar rahe the. Ajay, haath me paper liye bar bar ek hi panne par dekhe ja raha tha. "Are yaar! Chor bhi de is news to! Faltu ke bakwas hai, me keh raha hu!" Mehul vada pav ka ek tagda bite leta hua bola. Ajay se raha nahi gaya "tum dono ko mazak sujh raha hai??? Aaj 6 mahine beet gaye, aur sheher me yeh 50va hadsa! Aur bacche ho ya budhe, koi is dayan ke changul se bach nahi paya". Paper me ek naujavan ki tasveer thi, jiska chehra buri tarah se zakhmi ki gayi thi, aur yeh kafi tha Ajay ko khauf me lane ke liye. 

Rajesh coffee pita hua bol para "Ajay, voh koi khuni bhi to ho sakta hai! Yeh dayan ka khayal kaha se aya tere dimag me??". Ajay "gaur se dekh is zakmhi ke chehre ki aur! Nakhun se kharocha gaya hai!, Yeh ya to koi janwar hai, ya to dayan!". "Hahhhahaa! Eh bhagvan! Are yaar koi isko Preeti ke bar me leke jao! Uske jalwe hi ise shant kar sakta hai!". Rajesh bhi has deta hai "tum dono jao! Mujhe to bas tumhari bhabhi hi sambhal sakti hai!". 

"Sahi baat hai! Vaise ek baat to hai! Tujhe is branch me shift huye kareeb 7 mahine have ho chuke hai, lekin ek baar bhi bhabhi ka darshan nahi karwaya yaar tune!" Mehul shararti andaz me bola. Ajay bhi rang me rangne laga "vaise lagta hai bhabhi pe teri nazar abhi se hai Mehul saale!". Mehul bhi akad ke "are kyo na ho! College me har ladki mere picha karti thi aur to aur...". Rakesh bich me hi bola "hahaha are bas bas! Ek kaam karo, is Sunday ko dinner ke liye aajao mere ghar! Khub jamega maza!". Dono Rajesh ki aur dekhkar muskurate hai aur apne apne kaam me lag jaate hai. 

Shaam ko Rajesh ghar ko laut aata hai, aur aate hi Bittu ko god me utha leta hai "beta! Mummy kaha pe hai???". "Mummy to bahar gayi hai papa! Bol rahi thi, kuch kaam hai, so behave yourself!" Masum swvar me bete ki baat sunte hi Rajesh muskura utha aur use niche sofe pe vapas rakh deta hai. Bina jhijhak ke, voh turant mobile pe phone karne laga, lekin number unreachable aa raha tha. Kuch chintit hoke Rajesh apne ghari ki taraf dekhne laga, jisme 9 bajne me keval 13 minut hi baaki the. "Kaha gayi Vini? Number bhi not reachable aa raha hai!" man me chintan liye apne kamre ki aur jaane laga aur nahake fresh hokar aake Bittu ke baju beth gaya, jo use bade gaur se dekhe ja raha tha.

"Kya hua beta? Kuch kehna chahte ho???". "Papa papa! Mummy bahut ajeeb tarah se hasti hai!!! Kabhi kabhi! Me sun raha tha!!". "Haha, aisa kyo, kab sun rahe the??" Bittu ko god me bithaye Rajesh ne pucha.  "Papa! Mummy to aksar hasti rehti hai, nahate vakt!!! Me roz sunta hu!!". Rajesh apne bete ke gaal ko dabata hai "chalo ab jao homework khatam kar lo!". Bittu kamre ki aur bhag jaata hai aur Rajesh bhi in ajeeb bebuniyad baato ko talne laga, aur ghari ki aur dekhkar intezar karne laga. 

Dekhte hi dekhte 10 baj jaate hai aur tabhi ghanti baj utha. Darwaja kholte hi Rajesh ko Vinita dikhi, puri ke puri bheegi avastha me aur sari to maano badan se puri chipak hi chuki thi. Yeh to hona hi tha, kyonki bahar baarish bhi kafi tez thi. "Madam!! Kaha the aap?" Rajesh jhat se hand towel apne patni ki aur dete huye bola. "Ohh sorry sorry!!! Mat pucho Rajeshji! Anita mil gayi thi raste par, aur aap to jante ho use!". Lekin Rajesh sun kaha raha tha, apne patni ke bhige sari me lipte bhige badan ko dekhe ja raha tha "vaise! Bahut namkin lag rahi ho!". 

Pati ke harkat ko dekhti hui Vinita pyar se uske gaal daba deta hai "bas bhi kijiye! Yeh khujli raat tak bacha ke rakhiye!". Rajesh kaha manne vala tha, foran apne patni ko apne bahon me jakad leta hai aur uske honth se honth mila deta hai. Ras bhare pyalo ko pite pite Rajesh aur kamuk ho utha, aur apne patni ko pyar se god me uthaye apne kamre ki aur jaane hi vala tha, ke Bittu bich me khada hoke, apne maa baap ko dekhne laga "papa!!! Mummy ko aise kyo uthaye aapne???". "Tunhari mummy aur me, ek game khel rahe hai beta!" Is tarah bete ke samne, apne pati ke god me samaye, Vinita ko sharam aane lagi aur uski bur ki hontho se kuch katre chalak pari. Voh piche haath le jaati hai aur apne pati ki pith par ek mukka maarti hai. 

Rajesh samajh gaya aur seedhe patni ko baho me liye apne kamre me pahuch jaata hai. Bittu vapas yo yo khelta hua, apne kamre me jaane laga. Vaha, bistar par dono ke dono let jaate hai aur Vinita aur Rajesh phir ek baar ek dusre ke agosh me chale jaate hai. Aise me Rajesh apne patni ki hatho ko chumne laga aur tabhi kuch ajeeb sa nazara uske aankho ke samne aaya. Vinita ke nakhuno ke aas paas kuch laal laal se chinte the, jise dekh Rajesh samajh gaya tha ke kuch khoon jaisa hi tha. Aise chinte har ek ungli me laga hua tha. "Vini! Yehh sab..... Yeh kaise hua?". Vinita samajh chuki thi ke ishara uski nakhuno ki taraf tha, aur andar hi andar kuch ghabra si gayi. "Main kuch puch raha hu! Kaise hua??". Vinita kuch der chuppi ke baad, has deti hai "aap ko malum nahi yeh kaise hua??? Yeh to dayan ki haath hai! Kharochne ke kaam to aati hi hogi!!" Itna kehne ke baad Vinita gaur se apne pati ki aur dekhne lagi. Kuch ajeeb si muskan thi aaj uski patni ki, jise dekh Rajesh khud ghabraya sa lagne laga "what do you mean Vini???". Is baar Vinita aur zor se has deti hai "ufffho!!! Is buddhu ko kaun samjhaye! Are baba, galti se inpe hathora lag gaya tha, bas itni baat hai!". 

Rajesh kuch khoya khoya tha, mushkil se muskura raha tha, aur jab Vinita uske pant me phase lund ko hilane laga, to Rajesh use rok deta hai "tum fresh ho jao, yeh program raat ko hi rakhte hai!". Itna kehna tha ke, voh seedhe kamre ke bahar chala jaata hai. Kamre se bahar jaate huye, use shayad kuch khilkhilane ki awaz sunayi Diya, lekin react nahi kiya. Shayad man ka vaham ho.

[KumarAnkur3456]

Agla subah, sab kuch thik thaak hi shuru hua. Rajesh baar baar bread ko chabata hua, apne patni ki harkato ko yaad karne laga, khaas karke uske ajeeb vyavahar aur voh ungliyo pe khoon ka katra. Tabhi uske aankho ke samne ek chutki bajta hai "kaha kho gaye aap???". Rajesh Vinita ki aur gaur se dekhne laga, lekin kuch bola nahi, bas chup chaap khane laga. Tabhi Bittu aata hai "good morning mummy, Pappa!". Vinita uske phul jaise galo ko chum leti hai aur tiffin uske haath me dene lagi. 

Foran, dono baap bete nikal jaate hai aur Vinita ghar me hamesha ki tarah akeli. Lekin aaj voh kuch uttejit thi, kyonki us din ki tarah Bansi aaj bhi late aanewvala tha aur bilkul usi din ki tarah, yeh lazmi tha ke voh flirt karne vala tha firse. Ek uttejna ki leher baar baar Vinita ki jism se guzarne lagti thi, jab bhi Bansi uske aur voh mardani bhav se dekhta tha. Voh yeh soch hi rahi thi ke tabhi bell ring hota hai aur darwaza khulte hi, Bansi dikh jaata hai, doodh ke tin liye aur vahi ghisi piti dhoti pehna hua "bhauji! Kaisan ho aap?? Maaf karna, aaj phir late hoi gava!".

Aaj hairanjanak Vinita uske aur ek katilana andaz se dekh rahi thi "Bansi bhayia! Andar to ao!". Hairani se Bansi andar aata hai aur uske khudre haath ko Vinita apne pyare mulayam hatho me tham leti hai "sach me! Kitne mehnti haath hai!". Bansi ko apne kismat me yakeen nahi ho raha tha. Aaj suraj mano pashchim se nikla ho! Bade ada ke saath Vinita Bansi ke hath thame, use apne sath le jaane lagi seediyo ke upar. Bansi khushi khushi uske saath jaane laga upar ki aur. 

Vaha, dusre aur Rajesh Bittu ko school chorke, bas apne gari me bethne hi vala tha ke, tabhi ek tagda haath uske kohni ko thaam leta hai. Ghabrake Rajesh nazre upar karta hai to samne ek tantrik jaisa aadmi khada tha, uske baal aur daari me safedi ka mishran tha aur kapde ke naam pe ek lamba kaala gown pehna hua tha. Uske huliya do dekhkar Rajesh uske aur dekhne laga "kya baat hai?? Kaun ho tum?". Us tantrik ki aankho me kuch karuna aur bhay, dono sath sath base the "apne Zindagi ko apne hi hatho se mat gavao beta!!!! Abhi bhi vakt hai!". 

Rajesh thora haske "kya keh rahe ho aap baba???? Chaliye, jaane dijiye mujhe!". Us aadmi ko dhakelta hua, voh gari me beth gaya, lekin phir se tantrik ne uska kohni tham liya "Rajesh beta!!!". Apne naam ko sunte hi Rajesh hakkabakka reh gaya. Uska haath steering pe hi tham gaya aur gaur se us tantrik ki aur dekhne laga "aap mere naam kaise jaante hai????". Tantrik ki aankho me kuch baate thi, aur jald voh tantrik andar beth jaata hai, bagal ki seat par. 

Vaha dusre aur, Bansi ka lund hichkole maar raha tha dhoti ke andar. Vinita pyar se use dekhne lagi. Usne abhi bhi apni night gown hi pehni hui thi, jo ek gulabi rang ka tha. Bansi ki nazar uski lalima bhari honto par jaakar atak gaya. Badi natkhat andaz ke saath Vinita use dekhkar itra rahi thi, jaise mano, Bansi jitna usme bhi uttejna bhar rahi thi dhire dhire. "Ao betho Bansi! Me abhi aati hu!". Bansi keval apna dant dikhaye utavla ho raha tha, itna ke, usne kamre ki huliya pe gaur hi nahi kiya. Pure kamre me sare ke sare khidkiya parde se dhaka hua tha aur deewaro pe kuch ajeeb o gareeb tasveere sajaye huye the. Un tasvero me ek khaas baat thi. Voh tha shaitan! 

Bathroom me Vinita ko gum hote dekh Bansi utsukh bhare mann ke saath betha raha. Uske liye to bistar ki narmahat bhi kamal ka tha, jispar baar baar voh apne gaand ko ragadta gaya aur maze se matress ka anand leta gaya. "aaj to kamal ho gaya! Ei maidam humre niche hone vali hai aaj!!! Uff! Hum to ee ka chorenge nahi!". Uttejna se apne dhoti me ubhre lund ko vahi bethe bethe masalne laga. 

Vaha dusre aur, Rajesh aur tantrik ek sunsaan jagah par pahuch jaate hain. Gaari ko foran park karvake, beaabri bhara mann liye Rajesh us tantrik ki aur do dekhne laga "boliye! Kyo aap mere piche pare hai????". Tantrik ki aankho me karuna thi, aur Rajesh ke kandho par haath lagaye, uske aankho me jhankne laga "dekho beta! Jo baat mujhe kehna hai tumse, voh bahut zaruri hai. Me khud gava hu tunhari shaadi ka, aaj se 10 saal pehle! Lekin.. ..... ek baat samajh lo! Ke voh aurat jo tunhare saath sansar kar rahi hai, voh........ Voh tumhari patni nahi! Balki ek...DAAYAN hai!!!". 

Rajesh ki aankhe chaudi ho gayi "what??? Kya bakavas hai yeh??? Aap pagal to nahi hai???????? Vinita dus saalo se meri dharam patni hai! Aap jayiye yaha se!!!! Get out madman!". Rajesh ka santulan khone laga tha, lekin tantrik vaha se gaya nahi. "Patni nahi, dusri patni!" Yeh kehke tantrik chup ho gaya aur Rajesh bhi hairani se use dekhne laga. Kuch chuppi ke baad, voh bol para "yeh baat aapko kaise pata hai??". "Kyonki beta! Aaj se teen saal pehle tumahri shaadi ka gava bhi me hu!!!!. Tantrik ki baato se Rajesh ne virodh karne ka kasar chor diya. 

"Use chor do beta! Varna voh musibat leke ayegi!!!! Dekh Lena!!
Aur ha! Zarurat pare, to me us khandar ke baju mandir me hi rehta hu!". Itna kehke tantrik vaha se chala jaata hai aur Rajesh voh kadwa sach ko peene laga vapas. Sach to yeh tha, ke Bittu uske pehle patni ki aulad tha, jo ab duniya me nahi thi, aur is kaaran, Vinita kareeb teen saal pehle uske jeevan me ayi thi, lekin usne kabhi bhi apne sage sambandho ka zikar nahi ki thi. Lekin filhal in sab soch ko alvida kehke, voh u turn leleta Hain.

Vaha, ghar pe, Bansi apne lund ko dhoti ke upar se hi masalta gaya aur tabhi bathroom ki darwaza khul utha. Aankhen phade Bansi dekhta gaya ke ek tez roshni ki bhanti ek pari jaisi aurat purn nagn hoke aage aage aa rahi thi. Nagn jism pe keval stan aur yoni pe haath lagaye Vinita sharmakar Bansi ke aage aakar ruk gayi aur uska haath tham liya. 

Bansi pagal hone laga ab, komal haath ka sparsh apne haatho pe paakar, voh khush hogaya. "Maddam! aaaapp aaa...". "Sshhhh... aayie mere saath, bahut baat karte hai aap! chaliye" itna kehna tha ke Bansi apne haath uske haath pe thamaye, uske piche piche jaane laga bathroom ki aur. Dono andar chale jaate hai ke bathroom ka darwaza apne aap hi band ho jaata hai aur andar aate hi Bansi aankhe tatole hairani se yaha vaha dekhne laga.

Andar bathroom ka mahol to tha hi nahi! balki ghana jungle tha jaha keval bargad ka ped charo aur the. Andhera bhi purn nahi tha, lekin shaam ka vakt bhi nahi keh sakte the. Bansi mahol ko dekhkar ekdam hairan reh gaya aur maathe pe pasina aane laga. Uske pasine pe latpat jism ko dekhkar Vinita hasne lagi dheere se. Lekin aurat ki maya hi kuch is kadar hai ke us yuvti ki hasi dekhkar Bansi bhi kamuk hone laga, is ajeeb mahol ko bhulke. "Yeh chamatkar kaisa laga Bansi???" ab Vinita ne apne haatho ko apne stan aur yoni se hata diye the, jisse gol matol sudol jism ab purn nagn avastha me Bansi ke aankho ke saamne tha. Lund me inta tanav to shayad pehle kabhi nahi aya tha, aur Bansi lali barsate huye gubbaro saman stan par haath lagane hi vala tha ke Vinita use rok leti hai, "aree itni jaldi bhi kyaa haii??". Uske chehre par ek ajeeb si muskaan thi, maano koi apsara dharti par utaar ayi ho kisi danav ko rijhane. Aise mauke me Bansi bhi apne dil ki potli ko khol utha "maddamjiii!!! Sach kahu aapse! Aap ko chodan khatirva ham kabse raha dekhat hote! eee tohra tarbuj ko masale khatir hum pagal hoil jaa rahat the!!!!". 

Bansi ki aisi teekhi baato se, badi ada ke saath Vinita khilkhilayi aur uske ek khudre haath ko apne hath me thame jungle ki aur gehrayio me chalti gayi. Purn nagn gol matol gaand se nazar hatana Bansi ke liye adhik mushkil ho raha tha, aur bhala kyo na ho. Gaand ke patte aisi hilte rahe ke mano koi sangeet ki thirkan mache ho unme. shaadi ke baad jo Vinita ne vajan badayi hui thi, voh aaj is mahol me rang laane lagi. Bansi ki nazar ab uski gaand se leke upar kamar ke maas ke lakeer ki aur chipakne laga. "Uff aaj bhaag khul gayi hamri!!!" mann hi mann voh khud se bola. Aise me dekhte hi dekhte dono ek bade ajeeb se bargad ke ped ke saamne aakar khade ho jaate hain.

Ped ki huliya daravni si thi kuch had tak aur shakhao ke charo aur khopdiya ka ek mala maano bana hua tha. Is kamuk mahol me Bansi ko yeh dehahat se bhara nazara dekhkar bahut ajeeb sa lagne laga. Use samajh nahi aa raha tha ke is stithi me voh kaun sa jazbat dikhaye, darr ya khauf ya fir saamne khadi pari ko apne baho me lele. Uske honth kuch kehne keliye khulne hi wale the ke tabhi Vinita uski dhoti ki ganth par apni pyari pyari ungliya rakh deti hain aur Bansi ki to maano pure jism me pasina hi pasina. 

"Madda......."

"Ssssshhhhhhh....."

Saare ungliyon ka khel safal raha aur gaanth khul gaya dhoti ka!

"Areeee eee kaa kardi aaapne haaaii maddammmmm!!!" Bansi ke hawas ka koi mukabla nahi raha, aur to aur tav me aakar usne apne pasine se latpat patle se shirt ko bhi utaar diya. Kacche ke saath janmo janam tak uska koi rishta to tha hi nahi, isliye ab stithi yeh bana ke yeh danav aur voh sudol pari, ab dono bejhijhak purn nagn avastha me ek dusre ke samne khade rahe. Jaha Bansi ekdam pasine me pisa hua tha, vaha dusre aur Vinita bade pyar se use hi dekhi jaa rahi thi aur phir niche ek nazar uske lund par tika di. Ab dayan to voh thi hi, lekin samne khada admi kisi danav se kam nahi tha, aur kyonki voh apne asli duniya me kafi rakshaso aur danavo ke saath sambhog kar chuki thi, isliye use kuch had tak Bansi ki nagn jism bhaa gayi, kuch is kadar ke uske ghane sawle tond me se pasina rijhta hua jab uske lund ke chamre tak aa gira to, us chamre ka kalapan ko dekhkar Vinita apni nichle hont ko daba di pyar se. Is drishya se Bansi ke lund ka tav aur badh gaya.

"Maddamji! Aap eee sapna kahe dikha rahi ho humka! Humra to maatha hi ghumat jaa raha haiii".

"Dhatt pagal! Sapna thodi na hai! Ise apne jeevan ka safalta maan ke hi chalo Bansi bhayia!" Yeh kehte kehte badi ada ke saath voh Bansi ke bhige kandhe par apne dono bazuo ko rakhke, bahut hi dhime dhime se apne haatho ko uske kandho se leti hui niche ki aur le jaane lagi uske kohni tak aur kuch tension se bhari rukavat ke baad dono ek dusre ke gale mil gaye. Badan se badan chipak gaye aur Bansi ne apne tapte pyase hontho ko Vinita ke mulayam kandhe par chipka diya aur jee bhar ke yaha se vaha, vaha se yaha chumne laga. "Bansi ii ohhh!" Badi ada ke saath voh sudol aurat kasmasayi aur apni nakhuno ko gad diya us danav saman insan ke pith par. Kandhe ke baad agla vaar un mote mote stan pe tha, aur bina jhijhak ke Bansi apne hatheli ke giraft me ek ek stan ko leleta hai, jisse Vinita aankhe munde ek lambi siski dene lagi "iiuuuuuuuuuuuiiii mmmmm!!!!!". 

Phir dhire dhire Bansi ek ek nipplo ko baari baari chusne laga aur un gubbaro saman maas ko maaalna bhi jari rakha. Prembhog ka mahol chal raha tha aur dono ko ek saman maza aane laga ke tabhi ped me kampan hui aur Vinita us ishare ko samajh jaati hain. Usne ek baar phir se apne aap ko yaad dilayi ke use bhogta hua shaks koi rakshas ya danav to hai nahi, balke ek aam insaan hai, jiske saath use kuch aur hi karni thi! Lekin jaldi kis baat ki thi, akhir bakre ko halal karne se pehle, usko khilaya to jaata hi hai.

Isi vichar mann me liye voh Bansi ki kaamvaasna ka anand lene lagi aur Bansi bhi stan se leke gale aur kandhe tak, yaha tak nabhi ke ird gird bhi chumta gaya. Stan se chaati maaalta gaya aur fir Vinita Bansi ko apne pith ke bal leta deti hai us ghas bhare zameen par. Pasina me latpat Bansi ko samajh me aa chuka tha ke kya hone vala tha. Apni bhaari bharkam gaand liye voh apsara saman aurat bhi aagayi uske upar aur aankhe se aankhe mil gaye. 

"Maddddaaaamji kk...kyya me????" 

*Bilkul Bansi! Khud ko mat roko aaj!"

Bas! Phir kya, hari jhandi ke milte hi Bansi us tarbuj samaan gaand ke gaalo ko apne dono haatho se jakad leta hain aur jee bhar ke masalne laga, jabki iske jawab me Vinita jee bhar ke lund ke tope ke upar hi apni premras se bheegi yoni ke honto ko ghisti gayi, maano dono ek dusre ko chum rahe ho. Ek kaamyog ka mahol ban gaya tha us jungle me aur ab bina kisi vilamb kiye voh shubh ghari aa hi gaya jab Vinita khud hi thodi si upar hoti hui, seedha lund ke muhane par apni bur ko dhass deti hain aur bas! Betaab utavla supada seedha andar ki aur.

"Uuuuuuu ohhhhhhhhhh!"

Dono ke muh se ek kaamswaroop awaz nikal uthe aur bahut hi dhimi gati me Vinita Bansi ke upar halke halke uchal kud karne lagi. Lund par makhmali tvacha ka ehsaas se Bansi bhi bahut utavla ho utha aur apne haatho ko un tarbujo par gade rakha kass ke. Bahut hi dhime dhime gati me dono ke beech sambhog hota gaya. Vinita ke rasile honth kuch aise khule huye the ke unme se lalima tapak ke seedha Bansi ke chaudi chaati par girne lagi. Milan to mast chalne lagi thi.

Vaha dusre aur Rakesh kafi hadbadi me ghar ke anagan tak pahuch gaya aur kisi bhi halat me apne gadi ko park kar liya. Uska halat to dekhne layak tha! Shirt puri pasine me bheega hua tha aur ab voh bina kisi rukawat ke foran datwaje ki aur jaane laga. Teen se chaar baar ghanti bajata gaya, lekin awaaz Vinita ko pahuchta to bhala kaise.

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Vaha bathroom ke andar, ya yun kahiye ke us ghaneri jungle me ab chudai ki gati badh chuki thi aur Bansi ab Vinita ke gol matol stan ke saath khelne laga. "Ohhhhh Bansi bhayia! Bahut maza aa raha haiii ufff maslo inhe!!! Uffff!". Aise mahol me Bansi apni puri aukat me aa chuka tha aur stan ko masalte masalte Vinita ko cherne ka koi bhi mauka nahi chora. "Are maddamji! Eee papite ke khatir na jaane hum kabse paglaye jaa rahe the aur ab humka eee mauka mila! Saala hum to ekdum pagla gayeeee ooofff!" Itna kehte kehte Bansi stan ko ab pyar se lekin sakhti se masalta gaya aur voh insaani bhes me daayan ab is saand ke upar uchal uchal ke ab ekdum se jharne ki kagar pe aa chuki thi. 

Phir kuch hua yun ke Bansi bhi ekdum deewano ki tarah cheekh para "oooooohhhhhhh hum bhiiii aavaaat haaii!!!!!" aur ek se ek kadada dhakke deta gaya, saath saath apne gade malayi bhi bur ke andar parosta gaya. Yun to Vinita koi aam insaan to thi nahi, lekin aisa kadada sambhog bhala kis stree ko na pasand aye! Voh bhi jhad jaati hai malayi ki swagat ke ehaaas se aur isi kaamvaasna me ab dhire dhire voh apni asli roop me aane lagi. 

Jharne ke pashchat chain se soye huye Bansi ki aankhe thodi khul jaati hain aur apne jaango par bethi aurat ko dekhkar khauff ke maare apne jism jhatak deta hai. "Mma aadaa......" Lekin shabd nikalna namumkin sa ho gaya tha. Voh aurat jism ke mamle me to Vinita hi thi, lekin hare rang ki chamri aur muskurate huye chehre par nokhile dant aur chehre ke ird gird lambe lambe jhate huye ghunghrale balon ko dekhkar Bansi kuch pagal sa ho utha aur darr ke maare us aurat ko bas dhakelne hi vala tha ke, voh daayan muskaan barkarar rakhte huye apne lambe nakhun ko hawa me uthaye ek jhatke me Bansi ki chaati pe dhass deti hain. 

"Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!" Bansi ki dard ka koi ant nahi tha. Chaati beech me se hi cheer di gayi thi aur lahoo ka ek ek katra puri pet tak phel gaya. Us saand saman insaan ka ant vahi ke vahi ho gaya, aur Vinita bare pyare se andaaz me aapne haatho ke panjo me dher saara lahoo bharkar peene lagi. Peene ke baad voh uth khadi hui aur kuch muh se mantre ke aane ke baad, voh Bansi ke laash ko apne nikat khade huye us bade se bargad ke ped ko saump deti hain. Saumpte hi shaakhaye us laash ko apne aur khinch lete hain aur ek ped ke andar se kuch awaaz aati hai, maano koi niwala chaba raha ho. Us awaaz ko sunte hi Vinita hasne lagi aur voh apne insani roop me vapas pravesh kar leti hain aur voh ghana jungle vapas bathroom me tabdil ho jaata hain.

Darwaza na khulne ki pareshani me ab Rajesh todne ke koshish me piche ki aur chala aur jaise hi todne ke liye aage aane vala tha, bas usi vakt darwaja khul jaata hai aur saamne khadi mili Vinita! Fresh hoke, ekdum gharelu saree pehni hui "aap bhi na! Zara bhi dharya nahi!! Typically male!" Ek pyari si muskaan thi chehre par aur saamne khada Rajesh phir se dharamsankat me. "Aap pareshaan lag rahe ho, kya hu...." Lekin vakya ko khatam karne se pehle hi Rajesh use baju me dhakelta hua andar aa gaya aur foran bathroom ki aur chala gaya fresh hone ke liye. Basin me dhasti hui paani se apne chehre par chirakta hua, voh aine me khud se baate karne laga 

"Nahi....... Vinita ek daayan???? Kya bakwas hai yeh! Yeh ho hi nahi sakta.....ohhh! Pagal ho jaunga mein! Yeh horror movies dekhne ka shayad natija hoga!". Khud ko santulan deta hua voh bas bathroom se nikalne hi vala tha, ke ek ajeeb se bu aane laga use. Normally aisi gandh kisi taazi laash se mili jaati hain, lekin is baat ko bhi taalta hua voh bathroom se nikal gaya. 

Ab kuch dino tak sab normal hi raha. Lekin Vinita aur Rajesh me ab baate pehle ke mukable kaafi kam hone lagi thi, is baat ke ehsaas se Vinita kaafi mayus lagne lagi aur uske mann me bas ek hi baat chal rahi thi, ke kahin uski asliyat Rajesh ko malum to nahi ho gaya tha. Lekin phir is soch ko baju me kardi usne aur normal vaetalab karne lagi Rajesh se. Dekhte hi dekhte Shanivar aa chuka tha aur Bansi ke hadse ko pura 5 din ho chuka tha. Voh 5 din Vinita Rajesh se mansik taur pe itni door thi ke unke beech sambhog to door, koi chedkhani ya chumban bhi nahi hui thi. Sambhog se door rehke Vinita ki utsukta phir badne lagi. Kaamyog nahi to koi naya shikaar hi sahi! Lekin kuch to chahiye thi use. 

Aise me aajata hai Sunday! Aur vaade ke mutabik Rajesh ne apne do khaas doston ko bulaya tha ghar pe Dinner ke liye. Ek Mehul tha aur doosra Ajay. Shaam ka samay tha aur dono ek saath hi aa chuke the aur jaise hi Rajesh ke saath voh dono bethe, to bas gappe chalu! "Yaar Rajesh! Bhabhi nahi dilh rahi hai! Kahaa hai voh?" Mehul ek shararti andaaz me bol para aur chupke se Ajay khud ko bol para "yeh nahi sidhrega, tharki saala!". "Abe saale, maine sun liya tujhe!" Ajay ko jawab deke Mehul uske aur dekhne laga aur dono ke saath saath Rajesh bhi muskura utha "are yaar, betho to sahi, Vini aati hi hogi. 

Kuch pal ke baad, Vinita hall me pravesh karti hain, haath me samosa aur coffee liye huye. Mehul to bas pehle hi jhalak me kayal ho utha use de dekhakar, phir ek nazar coffee ko dekhkar vapas nazre Vinita se mila diya "namaste bhabhi! Tarif suni thi aapki, lekin kam ki thi is saale Rajesh ne!". Vinita fitrat samajhne me maahir thi, Mehul ka rumani swabhav dekhkar bas muskurayi. Voh jaane hi vali thi ke Ajay bol para is vakt "are bhabhiji, bethiye to sahi, kahaa chal diye???". Ek rumani aur pyari si andaaz me Vinita boli "aap mard sare ke sare male topics pe baatein karenge, me to bechari bore ho jaungi!". Uski swar me ek natkhat andaaz thi, jisse Rajesh kuch chaukanna sa ho gaya aur Mehul ko to kaafi maza aaya sunke, voh bhala piche kyo rehta "choro na bhabhi! Dakyanusi khayalat aajkal shobha nahi deti Aap aao betho!". Vinita bilkul viprit sofe par beth jaati hai aur baar baar kaatil nigahon se mehul ko dekhi jaa rahi thi. Hare rang ki saree aur peela sleeveless blouse me to aaj voh kayamat hi laag rahi thi. Vinita ki jawani dekhkar Mehul ke pant me hulchule hone shuru ho gaya tha. 

Kuch pal tak yuhi college aur office ki baate hoti gayi aur Vinita keval haan me haan milati gayi, lekin hairanjanak uski aankhe Mehul ke aankho me dhasti hi gayi. Maano, jaise dono nain matakka kar rahe the ek dusre se. Mehul to deewana ho chuka tha Vinita ka, uski pyasi honto se shuru hoke uske mote stan aur sudol kamar tak. Vinita mann hi mann apne naye shikar ka swagat karti hain aur khud se kehti hai mann me "hmmm yeh sahi rahega! Iski bhog to lena hi parega mujhe!". Vinita ki muskurahat ke piche jo vichar thi, voh Mehul soch bhi nahi sakta tha. Us daayan ki muskurahat ke jawab me voh khud bhi muskurahat vapas karne laga. 

Khair, samosa aur chai ke baad kuch beer ka intezam kiya gaya tha. Teeno dost can pe can pine lage aur hamesha ki tarah Mehul is mamle me kuch zyada hi aage badh gaya tha. Nashe ki halat me use Vinita aur bhi zyada kamuk lagne lagi aur Vinita bhi bas use dekhkar muskurati gayi. 

Dekhte hi dekhte raat ka samay ho utha aur dinner ka vakt aagaya. Khaana badiya banaya gaya tha aur vaise bhi chicken ke disho me Vinita mahir thi. "Hmmmm bahut badiya bhabhiji!" Ajay bol para aur Mehul bas leg piece ko chabaye chabaye bade besharmi ke saath Vinita ki aur dekhe jaa raha tha. Vaise bhi kaafi baar Vinita sabji paroste vakt apni madmast stano ki khai ka darshan Ajay ko karvati gayi, jisse uske lund me tav keval badta hi gaya. 

Vinita ke ishaare Mehul saaf samajh jaata hain aur dekhte hi dekhte dinner khatam ho jaata hai. Jaane ke vakt aise hi mazak mazak me Mehul Vinita ke gale mil jaata hain "thank you bhabhiji for the lovely dinner!!! Maza aagaya sachmuch!" Jhappi ke dauran uski moti stan ko apne chaati pe mehsus karke, bada maza aata hain Mehul ko. Is baat ka ehsaas Rajesh ko bharpoor tha, lekin phir dost ko jaanta bhi achhi tarah se tha. Vinita bhi pyar se Mehul ko boli "aap se milke mujhe bhi kaafi khushi hui! Take care!". Bade ada ke saath voh andar chali jaati hain aur saath saath Rajesh bhi. 

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Sharab me tun Mehul apne akhri beer ka maza le raha tha aur bar band hone ke chakkar me use uthna para. Jaate jaate ek bargirl ki gaand pe pyari si chamat maare, voh kuch paise use deta hain, to us bargirl ki shakal Vinita me tabdil hone laga. Apne aankhe tatole, voh phir ek baar dekhne laga usko, to vapas ladki normal ho jaati hain. Khair, bar se nikalte vakt apne aap ko bolne laga "saali! Har kahin nazar aati hai! Yeh saala Rajesh ne viah nahi kiya hota, to main hi lapak leta use!! Uff kya cheez hai kasam se!". 

Bar se ek sunsaan gali uske ghar ki aur jaata tha, aur aise me raat ke vadiyo maza leta hua, voh bike start kar leta hain aur ghar ki aur chal diye. Raste ke beecho beech, ek churidar pehni ladki nazar ayi. Bike ko foran rokta hua, voh us ladki ko jab gaur se dekha, to hairan reh gaya. Voh aur koi nahi balki Vinita thi! Use dekhkar Mehul kaafi hairan reh gaya aur bike ko ghasit ke park kiye voh uske aur badh jaata hain.

Raat ke andhere me aur chaand ki roshni ke upkaar se Vinita sach me kamal lag rahi thi. Churidar ke saath koi bhi dupatta nahi thi aur uski stan ki khai hamesha ki tarah manmugdha lag rahe the. "Bhabhi aaap yaahaaa??? Is vakt?" Mehul se raha nahi gaya aur Vinita ke piche piche aagaya. "Mehul! Tanhai me dhase aurat ka haal nahi pucho to accha hai!" Yeh vakya usne apni lut ke saath khelti hui boli. Is ada pe Mehul aur bhi kayal ho gaya, ek to sharab ka nasha aur Vinita ki maujudgi! Matlab sone pe suhaga hi tha uske liye. "Aap aaaaapp kya kehri ho???". 

"Sach keh rahi hoon, ab to lagta hain ke Rajesh se jee bhar gaya hai mera!". Aage aage chalti hui Vinita boli. Mehul uska picha karta gaya. Sharab ke nashe me voh Vinita ki aise samay me maujudgi ko bhi sawalat nahi kiya, bas baaton baaton me saath dene laga "koi baat nahi bhaa...."."bhabhi nahi, sirf Vini bolo mujhe!". Apne rasile honton ko laghbag kantte huye voh boli. "Sirf Vini nahi....... Kuch aur bolunga aapko me!!!!!". Uske mulayam haatho ko pyar se Mehul chum utha. "Bolenge ya.....kuch karenge bhi!" Itna kehna tha ke Vinita uske gaal ko kaantke seedha jungle vale disha ki aur bhaag jaati hain. 

Uff! Yeh to sapna jaisa tha Mehul ke liye, aur voh bhi "areeee meriii jaaaaan kaahaa chali!" kehke piche piche jaane laga. Raat ke sannate me unke awaaz keval gunj rahe the! Zara si bhi manushya abaadi ka naamo nishaan tak nahi door door tak.  

Piche bhagte bhagte Mehul ek jungle me pahuch jaata hain, jahaa ab keval sanatta hi sanatta tha. "Kahaaa hooo????? meriiii jaaan vini bhabhiiiii?????" deewangi me Mehul chillane laga, lekin Vinita ka koi naam o nishaan nahi. Keval yaha se vaha dekhne laga voh aur Vinita ko dhoodhne aage ki aur badne laga. Kuch had tak aage badte badte, Mehul ko hansi ki awaaz sunayi diya. "Haaaahhhhahaaaa" vahi khilkhilayat, aur awaaz kaafi had tak Vinita se milti thi. Mehul yeh shararti andaaz samajh jaata hain aur har ek ped ka moina karne me lag gaya "are vini darling!!!! chall bahaaar nikalllll!!!!" bade ada ke saath voh yaha se vaha phirta gaya, lekin us mrignaini ki zara bhi khabar nahi. 

Phir aage aage jaate jaate, voh apne aap ko ek bade se bargad ped ke samaksh paata hain. Ped ki daravni avastha dekhkar Mehul kuch hosh me aane laga aur tabhi uske kandhe par kisi ka haath aaajaata hain. Halke se ghabrahat ke maare voh piche dekhta hain Vinita ko. "Mere pyariiii bhabhiiii! aakhir tum mil hi gayiiiii" inta kehna tha ke Mehul apne chaati ko Vinita ke mote mote stann se dhass deta hain aur maze ki baat yeh thi ke voh bhi saath dene lagi, itna ke voh khud hi apni mulayam honto ko Mehul se jod deti hain aur bahut hi dheere dheere dono chumne lage. "pcchchchchhh" jungle ke sannate me keval honton ka milan ki awaaz aa rahe the aur ras se ras ka milan ho raha tha. Vinita se kahin guna maza Mehul ko un ras bhare honton ko chumne me aa raha tha. 

Kuch dedh ke chumban ke baad dono azaad hote hain, lekin aankhe ek dusre pe bharpur chipke huye the. "Mazaa ayaya mere deewane??" nichle hont ko jeeb se chedti hui Vinita boli. "ufff bhabhiiii!!! yeh sach hai ya sapna!!! uff! aap ki kasam, Rajesh saale ko kuch pata nahi chalega!! chalo... kuch aur had paar kar lete hain!" Mehul deewano samaan barbarane laga. "Maine roka kab! vaise bhi unke lund me ab voh baat nahi rahi!!!" zulfo ko jhatak ke badi nakchari ada ke saath Vinita boli. Dost ki lund ki bezzati me Mehul ka lund khada hone laga "uff!! sach kya????? aur batayiye na is baare me!!!!!!" khade lund ko pant me masalte huye Mehul apne kaan khada kar deta hain. "Kya bataoo aapko!! munne jaisa lund hai uska! kahin mard ke chakkar me to kisi shishu se to nahi shaadi ho gayi meri! kabhi kabhi yeh sochti hoon! hayye me to gayi kaam se!" Mehul seedha Vinita ko bahoon me jakad leta hain aur phir ek baar uski honton ko chum leti hain. Chumban kuch pal tak chala aur phir alag hote huye Mehul bola "Ooohh!!! fikar mat kijiye bhabhiiiiiii, aapko gadhewale anubhav dunga mein!". "Chiii, bade besharam hai aap!" jhoothi sharam se Vinita boli. 

Vaha ghar pe, paani ke pyaas se Rajesh ka neend tutta hain aur uthke apne baju me Vinita ko na paake, bahut hairaan ho jaata hain. Phir, aankhe seedha ghari ki aur, jahaan pure 1:50 baje huye the. "Yeh Vini kahaa chali gayi????". Ghar ke charo aur ek bebaas pati ke jaisa Rajesh yaha vaha dhoodhne laga, bathroom se leke rasoighar, sab kuch. Lekin Vinita ka naam o nishaan nahi. Jab phone try kia, to switched off ka javab mila. Aise me hairan pareshan, Rajesh apne bistar me soya hua, soch me doob gaya "Yeh pichle kuch dino se kya kya ho raha hai mere saath???? damnit! had hoti hai is aurat ke harkato ka!! kahaa gayii hogi?????".

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Vaha ghar pe, paani ke pyaas se Rajesh ka neend tutta hain aur uthke apne baju me Vinita ko na paake, bahut hairaan ho jaata hain. Phir, aankhe seedha ghari ki aur, jahaan pure 1:50 baje huye the. "Yeh Vini kahaa chali gayi????". Ghar ke charo aur ek bebaas pati ke jaisa Rajesh yaha vaha dhoodhne laga, bathroom se leke rasoighar, sab kuch. Lekin Vinita ka naam o nishaan nahi. Jab phone try kia, to switched off ka javab mila. Aise me hairan pareshan, Rajesh apne bistar me soya hua, soch me doob gaya "Yeh pichle kuch dino se kya kya ho raha hai mere saath???? damnit! had hoti hai is aurat ke harkato ka!! kahaa gayii hogi?????".  

Vaha dusre aur jungle me ab mahol yeh ho chuka tha ke Vinita aur Mehul purn tarike se nirvastra ho chuke the aur ek dusre ke alingan me kho chuke the. Dono jism purn nagn avastha me ek dusre se chipak chuke the aur hont se hont bade nazakat ke saath jud chuke the. Mehul jee bharke Vinita ko chumta gaya aur saath saath uski papite samaan stan ko bhi masalta gaya. "Sach me mazaa aagaya aaj Vinita darling!!!!!" Beech beech me aanhe bharta hua Mehul bol para, lekin jawab me Vinita kuch bhi nahi boli, keval aanhe bharti gayi aur Mehul ka saath deti gayi. Aur niche ke taraf to aalam yeh tha ke lund bilkul bur ke ird gird thokre laga raha tha. Is bechaini me dono ke dono aur ek dusre se chipak gaye. 

Apne baalo vale chaati ko Vinita ke aamo par ragadke ek thandak ka ehsaas hone laga Mehul ko. Vinita bhi use chedti gayi "uffff kahaaa tumhare yeh baalo vale chaati aur ooohh!  kahaaa voh Rajesh!! Hamesha.... Hamesha ohhhh se vaha shave kar lete hain!!! Oooooh ab bas bhi karo, aur use andar kar bhi do!!!!!!!!". Mehul ko ishaara samajh me aa chuka tha aur ab voh apne lund ke supade ko dhire dhire bur ke honton par ragdane laga. Is ehaaas se Vinita aur bechain hone lagi. Lekin shikar ko phasane ki khushi usse bhi zyada thi. 

Bade nazo se Mehul ab andar pravesh karne laga, jisse "uiiiiiiii ma!" ek pyar bhari siski Vinita ke muh se nikal jaati hain. Mehul kuch kaha nahi, bas aage aage apne safar me badta gaya aur dhakka deta gaya dhimi gati me. "Aaaah! Mazaa aagaya sach me baby!! Choot to lagta hai ke chud chud ke itni chaudi hui hai!!!! Uuufffff, kitno ke khaa chukiii hai???? Sach sach batana!!". Is ehsaas se Vinita apne baahe phalaye, apni haatho ko uske peeth par dhass deti hain "hmmmmm ginti karungi to subah ho jayegi Mehul babu!". Bas itni hi kehni thi usko aur jaise hi Mehul apne agle sawal ko beech me lata, Vinita apni ungli uske honth par rakh deti hain "bekaar sawaal mat pucho aur kaam me dhyaa n do apne!! Oooihhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!". Dono premi pagalo ki tarah kaambhog me lage rahe.

Vaha dusre aur security officer station par-

"Itni raat ko aapke patni bhala kahaa jaa sakti hai????? Bara hi ajeeb mamla hai bhai sahab!". Duty officer samne bethe Rajesh ko bol uthe aur pareshaani me dhase Rajesh jawab deta to bhi kya. "Malum nahi sir! Mein to pagal ho jaunga!!! Aaap..... Ab aap hi kuch kijiye!". Maathe pe haath lagaye Rajesh betha raha kursi par. Duty officer ek glass paani aage badhata hua bola "yeh lijiye! Pareshan mat hoyiye". Paani ke kuch ghoont pine ke baad, voh Vinita ki ek tasveer officer ko deta hain, jiske copies baki areas me bhejne ki ghoshna hoti hain. "Ab aap jauiye yaha se, kuch khabad milte hi, aapko bataya jayega!". 

Pareshan hota hua Rajesh thaane se nikalke, apne gaadi ki aur badh hi raha tha ke tabhi thori door pe use vahi tantrik nazar aata hain. Krodh ke maare Rajesh ki aankhein laal ho gaya. 

Khair, yeh to raha sheher ka hissa, vapas aate hain vahi sunsaan jungle me, jahaa yeh do naye naye bane premi ab apne ras ko chalakne ke kagaar par takrerban pahuch chuke the. 

Jhadne ke kareeb ab dono Mehul aur Vinita aa chuke the aur sabse pehle jhadi Vinita! "aaaarhhhhhhhhhhh sss", uske saath hi Mehul bhi ab apna lava ugalne ke liye betaab ho jaata hai "oohhhhhhhh bhabhhiiiiii jiiiiiiiii kahaaa karuuuu?????" "Andarrrr kardooooo mere dilwaaleeee!!!!" Vinita bhi uske sur me sur milati hui boli. Ab aur kya gunjaish thi, teen teen jhatke me Mehul apne lava udhel deta hain Vinita ke yoni ke andar. Maano jaise teen teen janmo ka sukoon mila tha use, apne dost ki biwi ko bhogke, use nirvaan sach me prapt hua tha aaj. "oHHHH MAZAA aagayaa Bhabhiiii jiii!!" kuch pal tak aankhe munde rakha aur baju me sadakkar so gaya, lekin palke uthaye jaise hi baju me dekha to Vinita dusre disha me apne chehre ko mudi soyi hui thi. Mamla yeh tha ke uski zulfen kuch ghungrale and lambe lage normal se. "Vinita baby???" Mehul ko koi jawab nahi mila. Chaand ki roshni se Vinita ka badan peela peela nazar aaya, kyonki uski chamri hare rang ki ho chuki thi. ek tez dhadkan ke saath Mehul kampte huye awaaz me phir bola "VV.ii.nniita jjiii???????"... lekin phir voh hua, jo sapne me bhi Mehul ne socha nahi hoga. Vinita mud jaati hain uske taraf aur uski shakal ka darshan karte hi Mehul ek cheekh ke saath uth khada hua "AAAAhhhhhhh hhheeeyyyy oyeee kaun hai tuuu?????". Lekin daayan ko bas muskurana hi aata hai, aur voh bhi ek kaatil ki bhanti, voh dhire se uth gayi aur apne laal laal ankh Mehul pe jamaye rakhi "eeeehhehe hhhheee hehhehe" Vinita ki hansi se Mehul ki dil ki dhadkan maano ruk gayi aur jaise hi voh bhagne ki koshish karta hain, baju me bargad ke pair ke shakhaye uske pairo ko rok leta hain aur ek jhatke me use Vinita ke pairo ke paas patak deta hain. Voh daayan bade pyar se Mehul ko uthati hain aur uske sar ke dono taraf apne haatho ko thaam leti hain. "nnnahiii nahhiii aiisaaaaa maaattt karooo!!!! pleasasee leave me!!!! jaane do mujhe!!!" Mehul apne kismat pe rone laga tha, lekin us daayan ko zara sa bhi farak nahi para. Usne khilkhalte huye apne panjo ko kass liya sar ke ird gird aur ek jhatke me sar ko dhar se alag kar deti hain. 

Mehul ka bin sar ka jism niche gir jaata hain aur gale se lahoo ka maano phunwara nikal para. Us bejaan sir ko Vinita shakhao ke aur havale kar leti hain aur niche para hua jism bhi kuch shankhao ke madat se ped ke aur khich jaata hain aur gayab ho jaata hain. Vinita us sir ke gale se behte lahoo ko apne haath me jama kar chuki thi, aur ab itminan se pine lagi. Ek chain ki saas leti hui voh phir khilkhalane lagi aur ped ki aur dekhkar niche jhuk gayi "jai shaitaan! bhog sweekar kijiye!". 

Vaha ghar par Rajesh pahuch jaata hain aur hairani se baramde ke jhule pe use kisi ki maujudgi nazar aaya. Daur ke dekha to uska muh khula ka khula reh gaya. Jhule pe Vinita vahi salwar pehne bethi thi, kaan me bada sa headset liye aur haath me phone, maano dil kholke gaane sun rahi thi. 

"Vini????" Rajesh apne ghusse ko kabu nahi kar paya aur tut pada apne biwi par. Vinita apne pati ke maujudgi se foran apne kaan se headphones nikaal deti hain aur bade masoomiyat ke saath upar unke aur dekhti hain "woh....actually, are haan... paas ke hi Kubera Garden pe zara sa walk ke liye gayi thi....woh darasal neend nahi aa rahi thi..." pure confidence me Vinita bol pari. Uski baaton ko sunke Rajesh phir hairani ke saath apne mansik santulan ko kayam karne me lag gaya. "TTtt ttumm keh ke to jaa sakti thii...". "Kehti kaise Mr! aap ke kharate itne badiya the, ke aapko disturb karna munasib nahi samjhi!" itna kehke, voh gaand matakti hui ghar ke andar chali jaati hain. Lekin gaand ke lachak dekhne se zyada, Rajesh ko baar baar kahin cheez baar baar ab yaad aane lage the, jaise woh akhbaro me ishtihar, woh tantrik ke baatein aur to aur Bansi ka gayab hona bhi sandeh me shamil tha. 

"Samajh hi nahi aaa raha ke kya chakkar chal raha hai!" itna kehke Rajesh bhi andar chala jaata hain. Agle din sab kuch normal hua aur achanak se Rajesh ka phone baj jaata hain ek buzz ke saath. Jab gaur se usne dekha to whatsapp par uski behn ki message ayi hui thi. Rajesh ki choti behn Rajni apne MBA khatam kar chuki thi aur ab chuttiyo ke liye apne bhayia ke saath rehna chahti thi. Message padke Rajesh khush hogaya aur maujude halat ke baare me bhul gaya. Fat se usne ek phone laga diya apni behn ko. Phone ke uthte hi ek pyar si awaaz ayi "gooood morninnnggg bhayiiaaaa!!!!!!!" bilkul meethi si koyal si awaaz thi aur Rajesh hamesha ki tarah sunke khush ho gaya "Oyee basss, yeh bata tu kab aa pahuch rahi haii??". Behn ki awaaz se Rajesh ka subhah khil utha.

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Phone ke uthte hi ek pyar si awaaz ayi "gooood morninnnggg bhayiiaaaa!!!!!!!" bilkul meethi si koyal si awaaz thi aur Rajesh hamesha ki tarah sunke khush ho gaya "Oyee basss, yeh bata tu kab aa pahuch rahi haii??". Behn ki awaaz se Rajesh ka subhah khil utha. 

"Bhayiaahh message to mil gaya hoga aapko! hai na?" bade utsukhta se Rajni bol pari. "Lekin yeh to bata, ke kab??". "Yeh to surprise hai!!!! vaise bhabhi ko mat batayiyee, surprise rehga!!". Phone dusre taraf se cut ho jaata hai aur Rajesh kaafi khushi khushi nazar aane laga aur office jaane ke liye tayyar hone hi jaa raha tha ke tabhi bathroom khulta hain aur keval towel me lipti Vinita bahaar aajati hain. Sudol badan stan ki darar se leke niche keval jangho tak ek gulabi towel lipte dekh Rajesh phir ek baar rumani hone laga. Kamar lachkaye Vinita apne pati ke saamne aajaati hain "Kyon janaab, kuch zyada hi khush nazar aaa rahe hain aaj! kya baat hai?". Rajesh upar se niche apne patni ko dekhta hain aur bina kuch soche, bas apne biwi ko vaise hi avastha me gale laga leta hain "khush to main hoon! lekinnn yeh ek surprise haii!!". Vinita niche apne pati ki pajame ke ubhar ko masalta hain "kyon ji! koi sautan to nahi leke aa raha hain???". Rajesh bahut rumani hogaya aur bistar pe apne patni ke saath vaise hi let jaata hain aur pyar se dono ke dono gaal chum leta hain "tumhare hote, koi sautan ka sawal hi nahi uththa! baby". Dhire dhire Rajesh ka haath stan ke hisse pe towel ki gaanth par aake rukta hi hain, ke tabhi "papppaa!!!!!, late ho raha huuu!!!!" darwaze ki vaha Bittu khada milta hain, jo school uniform me ekdum se tayyar khada tha. Uske masoom aankhe dekhne layak tha, dono ko us mudra me dekhne se. Sharam ke maare Vinita uth beth jaati hain aur Rajesh ka utha hua lund bhi beth jaata hain "aaaree voohhh..... mmaaainn aaabhi aata hu!!! and manners Bittu! door knock karne ke liye kaha tha na tumko!" apna huliya thik karte huye, ek baap ke hasiyat se Rajesh bola. Bittu sar hilata hua vaha se chala gaya aur Vinita khilkhilane lagi aur Rajesh ready hone chala gaya. Khair, baar baar apne pati ke khushi ka karan janne ke liye utsukh, bina puche seedhe Rajesh ke phone tatolne lagi, tab jaake use pata chali ke karan kya hai. "To janab ki rani behna aa rahi hai! hmmmmmmm.........mazaaa ayega!". Yeh soch koi mamuli soch nahi thi, Vinita ke chehre pe jo khushi thi, voh nanad ki swagat ki nahi thi. Balki, yeh janne ke liye, hume kuch saal pehle jaana parega. 

Kareeb 1000 saal pehle :

Insaani roop ke aane se pehle, junglo me kaafi had tak Daaayano ki kabza tha aur aise me Vinita bhi unme se ek thi. Apni nagn avastha me, aur daayano ki tarah, uska ek rakshas ke saath sangam ho chala tha aur unke sambhog ke samay ka koi seema nahi thi. Pahado me, vadiyo ka mazaa lete vakt, raat ke andhere me voh manchali daayan aur voh raubdaar rakshas lund aur choot ki milan me lage huye the ek din. "aaaahhhhhhhhhh uurrhhhhhh huuuuuuuhhhhhh" voh daayan baar baar siskiya nikalne lagi aur voh rakshas apne naag jaise lund ko uski hari rang ki bur me ghusedta gaya "aaerrghhhhhh lee aur leeeee" voh rakshas bare maze ke saath bol raha tha. Lekin jo un dono ko pata nahi tha, ke jis pahaadi ke upar unka sangam chal raha tha, usi ke andar ek rakshas yogi ka tapa chal raha tha. Siskiyon ki awaaz aur chudaii ki ghamasamta us rishi ko apne dhyan se bhatakne me kamyab raha aur voh ghusse me pahadi ke bahaar nikal jaata hain. Bade bade laal laal ankhein liye voh us daayan aur rakshas ka sambhog dekhne laga aur zor awaaz me garaj para "BASSS!!!!!! Bahut ho gaya yeh hungama!!! band karo yeh tamashhaa!!". Pareshani me voh rakshas aur daayan apne kriya band kar lete hain aur us rishi ki aur dekhne lage. Rakshasi rishiyo se to pura jungle khauff me rehte the, kyonki unke krodh ka koi ant nahi hota tha. "Huu hhhume maaaff kardena gurudevvv!! vvv vvoohh!" voh daayan bol pari, kyonki uski saathi kaafi ghusse me tha. Daayan ke saathi ke krodh dekhkar, voh rishi ki aankho me se aag ka leher ugal para aur voh rakshas raakh me bhasm ho gaya. "NAAAAhiiiiiii!!!!!!" Voh daayan khauff me aaa gayi aur krodh aur mayusi mile huye bhav se us rishi ki aur dekhne lagi. "murkh daayan!!! apne saathi ko to samjha nahi saki tu! ab agar tujhe sada jivit rehna hai, to ek kamsin ladki ka bali deni hogi!!!!". "Yeh kaam to main kabhi bhi kar saktii...." lekin uski baaton ko risi ne kaant liya bich me "puri baat to sun akal ki ankhi daayan!!! yeh kaam tujhe kareeb 1000 saal ke baad karni hogi! aur tab tak, kisi bhi rakshas ya pisaj ke saath teri sharirik rishta hai ho sakti!! SAMJHI!!!!". Rishi itna takatvar tha ke voh daayan kuch kar bhi nahi sakti thi, isliye mamla yeh hua ke 1000 saal tak, voh insaani roop me logo ki soshan aur katal karti rahi aur aakhir aaj itne saal baad, jab voh Vinita ki roop me thi, to ek shandaar mauka mil raha tha use, barso purane shrap se mukt hone ki. 

Vapas vartaman me : 

Purane is kisse ko yaad karke Vinita khushi se jhoom uthi aur bistar pe aaraam se let gayi. Rakshaso ke saath use sambhog kiye itne vakt ho chuke the, ke voh ab aur ruk nahi sakti thi. "Shikaar to mil gayi mujhe! Is Rajni rani ko botel me utarni hi paregi mujhe!" itni soch soch ke, ek halki neend me chali gayi. 

Dekhte hi dekhte subah se dophar ho jaata hain aur achanak se darwaje ki ghanti baj utha. Vinita jo ghar ke kaam kaaj ke baad, kuch der tak aaram kar rahi thi, achanak se hi uth jaati hain "yeh is vakt kaun aaya bhala???". Jhat se darwaje ki aur voh jaane lagi aur khulte hi, uski aankhe chaudi ho gayi. Saamne uski ek behad jawan ladki khadi thi. Kaale mulayam baal jo pony me bandhe huye the aur chehre pe hirni si aankho ke saath saath taaze taaze gulabi rasile honth. Jism kuch had tak sudol thi, khaas karke stan aur jaangho ke hisse aur tight jeans me gaand bhi mast nazar aa rahe the uske. Lal t-shirt me voh ladki kayamat lag rahi thi aur uske muh we se foran nikal gayi "bhabhi!!! Helllooo???". Malmukdh hoke Vinita keval upar se niche use dekhe jaa rahi thi aur mann hi mann ek taazi jawan ladki ko shikaar banane me use mazaa bhi aane lagi.  "Rajni!! What a surprise! Aaao andar ao!".

Nanad aur bhabhi gale mil lete hain aur andar jaane lage, samaan samet.

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"Rajni!! What a surprise! Aaao andar ao!". Nanad aur bhabhi gale mil lete hain aur andar jaane lage, samaan samet. 

Bhari dophar me, nanad aur bhabhi AC on karke, hall pe beth jaate hain aur Vinita besharmo ki tarah apne nanad ko upar se niche tak dekhti gayi. Rajni yeh bhamp leti hain aur apne bhabhi ki aur dekhke bol pari "Vaise bhabhi, aap itne gaur se kya dekhi jaa rahi hain?. Vinita ek juice ka glass aage karte huye boli "Kuch khaas nahi, bas dekh rahi hoon ke meri nanad rani kuch zyada hi moti ho gayi hain!". Yeh sunke Rajni sharma gayi, aur dhire se boli "dhatt, itni bhi nahi hui hoon!". Vinite lekin is vakt bilkul uske piche pad gayi ekdum se "kyonji! bhabhi ched nahi sakta kya??? vaise jin jin hisso pe motapa aani hai, vahi ayi hai!" yeh kehte vakt Vinita ki ishara Rajni ki madmast gaand aur sudol jaangho par thi. 

Rajni bhi kuch kam nahi thi, usne bhi counter attack kiya foran "vaiiiseee bhabhiii dearest!!! moti to aap bhi lag rahi ho! lagta hai bhayiaa ne kaafi khayal rakha hai aapka!" itna kehna tha ke Rajni ek chikoti kat gayi Vinita ke lachak kamar par. Ek halka phatka voh bhi apne nanad ke pith par maar deti hain "Oyee, bas bhi kar! varna kaccha chaba jaungi ekdin!" yeh aakhri lavz maano kuch saaf saaf kahin gayi thi, jiska vajut Rajni ko samajh hi nahi ayi. Khair, apni kamar matkate huye Rajni fresh hone bathroom chali jaati hain aur uski yeh lachak dekhkar, Vinita khud se kehti hain "Ghodi hai to kamal ki, iska ashwamedhyagna karne me maza aayegi!" itni sochke, voh khud hans deti hain. Nahane ke vakt, Rajni normally thodi chedchar karti thi apni madmast jism ke saath, aur aaj bhi koi nayi baat to nahi thi. Jab bathtub me voh let gayi, to tub ke tilo par apni moti gaand ghisti hui aaram se apni puri jism par sabun malne lag jaati hain. "Kya bhabhi aur bhayiya bathroom me bhi shararat karte honge?" yeh sochte sochte uski bur geeli hone lagi aur shower ke handle se aye phunware ko seedhe apni bur pe thaup di. "aaaahhhhhhhh mazaaa agaayaa sach me!" aise karti hui, bari pyar se voh nahane lagi aur sabun ke jaaghe kabhi uski jaango ko, kabhi pairo ko to kabhi uski halke halke mote stan ko bhigoti gayi. Jab bahaar nikli, to gulabi towel me uski jism dekhne layak thi. Foran kamre me jaake ek tshirt aur pajama pehn li aur ek tez khushbu sunghke seedhe dining room me "hmmmm bhabhiii kya ban rahi hai????". "Matar paneer! ajao betho!" badi matkani ada ke saath Vinita boli. Jald hi nanad bhabhi khaana khaake baagh pe tehelne jaate hain. "Vaise bhayia ke bina, aapka vakt kaise guzarta hai?" ek lut ke saath khelti hui Rajni boli. "Insaano me research karti hoon! aur kya" aise hi bol di Vinita aur hans pari apni nanad ki expressions dekhkar. "Are laado, main ek article likh rahi hoon Human Evolution par, aur iske liye manav jaati ke pragati ke upar, bas research karni padti hain aur kya!". "Woops, bahut pyas lagi hai, paani peeke aati hoon abhi!" itni kehke Rajni rasoi ki aur bhaag jaati hain aur uski matakti hui gaand dekhne lagi Vinita. 

Paani peete vakt Rajni ki nazar khidki par thi, jahaan koi use gaur se dekhe jaa raha tha. Yeh vohi tantrik tha, jo kuch din pehle Rajesh ko mila tha. Rajni baar baar dekhke jaa rahi thi ke tantrik uski aur dekhker, kuch ishaare kiye jaa raha tha. Kuch gharbati hui Rajni sochne lagi ke shayad koi budha tharki hoga, jo aaam taur pe ek jawan ladki par line maar raha tha. Ghusse me, khidki ki kanch kholke, voh bhadak pari "oyeeee, jao yaha se!!! tharki saala! get lost you fu....". Tabhi Vinita ki awaaz ayi "Oye, kisse baat kar rahi hai??". Apni bhabhi ki aur Rajni mudi ki voh tantrik us daayan ke aate hi, vaha se khisak jaata hain. Vinita ko jab Rajni us buddhe ki baat batati hain to sab jante huye bhi Vinita anjaan banke time pass karti hain "Tujhe dekhke to buddho ka bhi....". "ka bhi kyaa???" sharamakar Rajni boli. Besharam banke Vinita uske kaan me jaake dhire se boli "are buddho ka bhi lund khada hota hoga, meri chammo!". Is baat se Rajni ki bur geeli hone lagi aur voh apni hont kant deti hain "cheee bhabhi! aap ek number ke voh ho!" aur voh bhaag jaati hain. Is ada pe Vinita has pari aur khud ko boli "Bilkul chulbuli ladki hai! jo yagna me kaam ayegi!". 

Shaam ka samay :

Ghar ki ghanti bajta hain aur Rajesh ki nazar ek kamsin ladki par. "Bhayyyiyaaa!!" seedhe jaake Rajni apne bhai ke gale lag gayi aur Rajesh bhi use gale laga deta hain "wow Rajni! tu to kaafi moti ho gayi hai!" itna kehke, Rajesh tie loose karte huye andar aa gaya. "Khushi me moti ho gayi hoon shayad! vaiseee... I think I look sexy! kya kehto ho?" ek pose deti hui Rajni boli. Ab behn ho na ho, lekin tight pajame me apni gaand aur kamar lehrati hui ladki ko dekhkar Rajesh ka lund thoda uthne laga aur jee me aaya, vahi haath deke masalde. Bina kuch bole, voh khade khade apni behn ko upar se niche dekh hi raha tha ke tabhi "VVVVooooooooooooooohhh" karta hua Bittu daud aaya apne haath me ek plane liye aur chilla utha "Bua!!!!! mera plane dekho!!! voooooo". "So cuteeee Bittu! chalo aapke kamre me chalte hain!" Gaand ko matkati hui Rajni Bittu ke saath chali gayi aur aise me Rajesh ke pith par ek thapki aa gaya "kyon behn ki jawani pe hi fida hogaye kya??".

"Nnnnahiii... aisa kuch nahi!" sharma gaya Rajesh, lekin Vinita uske pant ke ubhar ki aur saaf saaf dekh rahi thi. "Aapke chote bhai sahab ne sach ugal bhi diya! aur aap hai ke nautanki kar rahe hain!" ada ke saath Vinita boli aur us ubhar ko masal di halke se. Uff, aise mauke me Rajesh kamuk to ho hi utha, lekin behn ki khair karke, raat tak rukna hi munsasib samjha. Jawab me usne bhi Vinita ki ek moti stan daba di halke se "Iska badla to lunga main!". Aankhen dikhaye Vinita bhi boli "Yudh kubul hai sarkar!" aur aankh maar leti hain.

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Saath bane rahe

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Nice story bro
Keep going