23-12-2018, 04:54 PM
My mind is like internet browser, at least 19 tabs open, 3 are frozen and i have no idea where the music is coming from.
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23-12-2018, 04:54 PM
My mind is like internet browser, at least 19 tabs open, 3 are frozen and i have no idea where the music is coming from.
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23-12-2018, 04:54 PM
if i blocked you on social media and you see me in the streets, the block still applies in real life.
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23-12-2018, 04:55 PM
i love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up,
because i’m still looking for ideas.
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23-12-2018, 04:55 PM
on mercury a day lasts 1,408 hours. just like every Monday does on earth.
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23-12-2018, 04:56 PM
i’m not lazy, i’m on power savings mode.
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23-12-2018, 04:56 PM
when i die I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his taxi.
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23-12-2018, 04:56 PM
life is a soup and I’m a fork.
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23-12-2018, 04:57 PM
my mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth.
but unfortunately earth is round.
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23-12-2018, 04:57 PM
at the end of each day life should ask us:
do you want to save the changes?
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23-12-2018, 04:57 PM
life’s too short to remove the usb drive safely.
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23-12-2018, 04:58 PM
being an adult is mostly just googling how to do stuff.
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23-12-2018, 04:58 PM
it takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 muscles to smile.
but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
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23-12-2018, 04:59 PM
people say i act like i don't care.
it's not an act.
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23-12-2018, 04:59 PM
8 planets
204 countries 809 islands 7 seas 6,000,000,000+ people and I'm single.
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23-12-2018, 04:59 PM
sometimes i wish i was an octopus, so i could slap eight people at once.
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23-12-2018, 04:59 PM
before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are.
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23-12-2018, 05:00 PM
don't break someone's heart, they have only one.
break their bones, they have 206 of them
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23-12-2018, 05:00 PM
the only exercise I done last month was running out of money
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23-12-2018, 05:01 PM
if i got a dollar for every time i thought about you, i would start thinking about you
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23-12-2018, 05:01 PM
my secret talent is getting tired without doing anything
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