18-12-2020, 07:54 AM
Bhaag 1
Rajesh bhagta bhagta ghar agaya aur fatafat darwaza band karke seedhe apne kamre me prastut hua. Lekin andar aate hi jo drishya usne dekha, usse uski aankhe khula ka khula reh gaya!
Samne bister par uski pyari si dharam patni Vinita lal banarsi saree pehne ghutno ko jabre se tikaye huye bethi hui thi, odhne me uski chehra dhaki hui thi. "Vini!! Vini! Tum kah.......! Tum......" Lekin baat adhuri reh gayi jab Rajesh ki nazar niche uski patni ki hathon par aa gaya. Hath kisi aurat ya insan ki nahi balki ek khunkar janwar ki lag rahi thi, kyonki haath me kuch jale jale se nishan the aur khaas baat yeh thi ke bade bade naukhile nakhun ungliyo se jude huye the.
Yeh dekhkar Rajesh ka hosh hi maano ud gaya aur voh ghabrakar piche deewar se sat gaya "yyyeehh tunhari haath ko kya hua Vini?????" Uske ruh kamp to utha pal pal apne patni ki hathon ko dekhkar. Lekin Vinita se koi awaz nahi ayi, lekin tabhi ek ajeeb tarike se voh hasne lagi "are Rajeshji! Ghabra kyo rahe ho hehehe! Aao pas betho hehe!".
Rajesh ko kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha! Yeh shararti bhari shabd to beshak Vinita ki thi, lekin awaz? Itni ajeeb kyo lag raha tha use? Uske mathe par pasina hi pasina aane laga aur aankh band kiye is lamhe ko ek daravne sapne ki tarah bhulna chah raha tha. Palke munde apne purane din yaad aane lage use.
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Ek hafta pehle :
"Vini? Vini kaha ho tum?? Tie kahin nahi mil raha hai mujhe!!" Keval shirt pehne Rajesh jan bujh kar apne kamre me apne pyari si patni ka intezar karne laga. "Uff ho! Aap bhi na!" Kehti hui Vinita andar pravesh karti hai aur jaise hi kamre me pahuchti hai, bas tabhi Rajesh mano ek sanki premi ki tarah apne patni ki sudol jism ko jhapat leti hai aur uski honth pe honth rakh deta hai.
Jhat se apne pati ko ek chummi deke voh alag ho jati hai "uff! Aap bhi na! Bittu abhi tak school nahi gaya hai! To yeh hai aapka tie na milne ka Karan!" Pati se alag hoke Vinita uske gaalo ko sehlane lagi ke tabhi Rajesh vahi hatho ko pakadker us makhmali twacha ke ird gird chumne lagta hai "are hum to thehre purane aashiq aapke! Tie to bahana hai, tumhe pyar jo karna hai!". Yeh har subhah ki dastan thi aur hamesha ki tarah Vinita kehti "my sweet patidevji! Yeh program raat ko hi rakhe, to behtar hai." Lekin Rajesh kaha manne vala tha! Uske lund me to ab tak kaafi akad aa chuka tha aur apne patni ki saree ke upar se hi uski pyari si sudol moti kamar par pyar bhare thokre maar raha tha jiske ehsas se Vinita bhi kamuk ho uthi aur us nagn lund ko apne makhmali hathon me thaam leti hai aur Rajesh ke ankh se aankh milaye lund ko pyar se hilane lagi. "Vaise kuch zyada hi akad rahe hai aap! Kuch to samay ka khayal kijiye!" pyar bhare andaz me Vinita boli aur Rajesh aankhe munde apne lund ke khichav ka maza lene laga "tum aisa hi karti hai Vini! Ohhh please karti jao!"
"Mummnyyyy!!!!" Yeh awaz tha Bittu ka, jise sunke Vinita "aayi beta!!kehke ek zoron ki khichav de deti hai lund ke chamre par, jisse hua yeh ke Rajesh pure tanav me aakar teen teen jhatke deta hua vahi ke vahi apne patni ke naram hatheli par jhad gaya. Viryo ko apne ungliyo tale mehsus karke Vinita jhuth muth ke ghusse se apne pati ki aur dekhne lagi aur dhimi awaz me "besharam!" Bolkar pallu se saaf karti hui kamre me se chal deti hai. Jhade huye avastha me Rajesh kuch lambe lambe aahe deta hai aur tayyar hokar seedhe office ki aur ravana ho jaata hai.
Hamesha ki tarah Bittu apne pita ke sath hi nikal jaata hai aur puri ghar me akeli reh jati hai bechari Vinita. Lekin apne aap hi rehne me ek alag hi maza aati thi use. Is maze ki shurvat hoti thi shower se! Jahan Vinita hamesha ki tarah apni sare vastr utaarker apne nagn sudol jism pe sabun malne lagti thi. Pani ki bauchar use bachpan se hi pasand thi aur aksar sabun ko khas karke apni moti moti gudaj Stan par malne lagti hai, jaha unki golayi se lekar nipplo tak acchi tarah masalti thi voh.
Stan ke bad niche gadraye huye hi halke se phule huye pet ki aur, jaha Bermuda triangle ke saman ek gehri nabhi maujud thi. Sabun ke katra katra us nabhi ke andar samane lage aur pet ke golayi bhi jhaag se sajne lagi. Aise hi pet aur stan ke manoranjan ke baad ab baari thi us kaatil gudaj gaand ki, jo tarbuj se kam nahi the.
Un gaand ke patto par sabun mal mal kar unke gudajpan ka maza voh hamesha hi leti thi. Khair, isi tarah apni badan ko sabun se malne ke baad Vinita seedhe rasoi ki aur jaane lagi. Fridge me se chicken ka ek baara sa gosht nikalker voh table par rakh deti hai aur dusre hi haath me churi leleti hai. Voh gosht ke tukde kar hi rahi thi ke uski ungli kat jaati hai, jisse Vinita "uuhh ho" karti hui foran apne hi halki si kati hui ungli ki aur dekhne lagti hai.
Ungli ke cut se chalakti hui khoon ki bund dekhkar, uski aankhe chaudi ho jaati hai aur issse pehle kuch aur khayal uske mann me aate, voh us ungli ko chus leti hai. Hairat ki baat yeh thi ke us ungli ko ek lolipop saman chus rahi thi voh aur zayke ka maza bhi le rahi thi maano. Aise me darvaje ka bell bajta hai aur Vinita jaake keyhole se dekhti hai ke Bansi tha, jo doodh dene aata tha.
Darwaja khul gaya aur Bansi Vinita ke samne, doodh ki bada sa tin liye khada tha. Uska huliya ekdam ganv ke hatte khatte mardo jaisa tha aur to aur ek robdaar much aur daari liye, aur bhi vikral lagta tha. Vinita ko dekhte hi aksar uske lund me hulchul hota tha. "thehro!" Kehke Vinita jaakar bartan leke aati hai aur Bansi ko deti hai "aaj late kaise ho gaye Bansi?? Jaante ho na sahb aur chote baba jaldi nikal jaate hai??". Lekin Bansi ki nazre samne un mote mote stan ki darar pe chipka tha.
"Doodh ki ka jarurat hai tumka memsahab? Tohre dibbe ma khub doodh bhravat hai!" Besharmo ki tarah Bansi bol para. Yeh vakya sunke Vinita ghusse se use dekhne lagi "kya keh rahe ho????". Bansi doodh bartan me dalta hua, apne dant dikhate huye "are memsahab! Humra matlab to eii tha ke tumre paas to doodh ka ek aur bartan jarur hoil! Hoil ki nahi?". "Bakavas band karo aur kal se time pe aana!" Bartan leke, uske muh par darvaja band kar deti hai. Darvaje ke band hote hi, Bansi apne aap ko bol para "ek din tohar dibbe ma doodh humra muh ma hoga!!! Aur hum dabach dabach kar uuka piel!!" Khud ko itna tasalli deta hua, voh apne tin uthaye jaane laga.
Vaha office me hamesha ki tarah Rajesh aur uske doston ke bich baate hote the, alag alag vishay ko lekar. Ek tha Mehul, jo bachpan ka dost tha aur kafi flirt kisam ka banda tha, aur dusra Ajay, jo college ke time se Mehul aur Rajesh ke sath hua karta tha. Har din ki tarah yeh teeno ek ajeeb o garib vishay ko lekar vartalab kar rahe the. Ajay, haath me paper liye bar bar ek hi panne par dekhe ja raha tha. "Are yaar! Chor bhi de is news to! Faltu ke bakwas hai, me keh raha hu!" Mehul vada pav ka ek tagda bite leta hua bola. Ajay se raha nahi gaya "tum dono ko mazak sujh raha hai??? Aaj 6 mahine beet gaye, aur sheher me yeh 50va hadsa! Aur bacche ho ya budhe, koi is dayan ke changul se bach nahi paya". Paper me ek naujavan ki tasveer thi, jiska chehra buri tarah se zakhmi ki gayi thi, aur yeh kafi tha Ajay ko khauf me lane ke liye.
Rajesh coffee pita hua bol para "Ajay, voh koi khuni bhi to ho sakta hai! Yeh dayan ka khayal kaha se aya tere dimag me??". Ajay "gaur se dekh is zakmhi ke chehre ki aur! Nakhun se kharocha gaya hai!, Yeh ya to koi janwar hai, ya to dayan!". "Hahhhahaa! Eh bhagvan! Are yaar koi isko Preeti ke bar me leke jao! Uske jalwe hi ise shant kar sakta hai!". Rajesh bhi has deta hai "tum dono jao! Mujhe to bas tumhari bhabhi hi sambhal sakti hai!".
"Sahi baat hai! Vaise ek baat to hai! Tujhe is branch me shift huye kareeb 7 mahine have ho chuke hai, lekin ek baar bhi bhabhi ka darshan nahi karwaya yaar tune!" Mehul shararti andaz me bola. Ajay bhi rang me rangne laga "vaise lagta hai bhabhi pe teri nazar abhi se hai Mehul saale!". Mehul bhi akad ke "are kyo na ho! College me har ladki mere picha karti thi aur to aur...". Rakesh bich me hi bola "hahaha are bas bas! Ek kaam karo, is Sunday ko dinner ke liye aajao mere ghar! Khub jamega maza!". Dono Rajesh ki aur dekhkar muskurate hai aur apne apne kaam me lag jaate hai.
Shaam ko Rajesh ghar ko laut aata hai, aur aate hi Bittu ko god me utha leta hai "beta! Mummy kaha pe hai???". "Mummy to bahar gayi hai papa! Bol rahi thi, kuch kaam hai, so behave yourself!" Masum swvar me bete ki baat sunte hi Rajesh muskura utha aur use niche sofe pe vapas rakh deta hai. Bina jhijhak ke, voh turant mobile pe phone karne laga, lekin number unreachable aa raha tha. Kuch chintit hoke Rajesh apne ghari ki taraf dekhne laga, jisme 9 bajne me keval 13 minut hi baaki the. "Kaha gayi Vini? Number bhi not reachable aa raha hai!" man me chintan liye apne kamre ki aur jaane laga aur nahake fresh hokar aake Bittu ke baju beth gaya, jo use bade gaur se dekhe ja raha tha.
"Kya hua beta? Kuch kehna chahte ho???". "Papa papa! Mummy bahut ajeeb tarah se hasti hai!!! Kabhi kabhi! Me sun raha tha!!". "Haha, aisa kyo, kab sun rahe the??" Bittu ko god me bithaye Rajesh ne pucha. "Papa! Mummy to aksar hasti rehti hai, nahate vakt!!! Me roz sunta hu!!". Rajesh apne bete ke gaal ko dabata hai "chalo ab jao homework khatam kar lo!". Bittu kamre ki aur bhag jaata hai aur Rajesh bhi in ajeeb bebuniyad baato ko talne laga, aur ghari ki aur dekhkar intezar karne laga.
Dekhte hi dekhte 10 baj jaate hai aur tabhi ghanti baj utha. Darwaja kholte hi Rajesh ko Vinita dikhi, puri ke puri bheegi avastha me aur sari to maano badan se puri chipak hi chuki thi. Yeh to hona hi tha, kyonki bahar baarish bhi kafi tez thi. "Madam!! Kaha the aap?" Rajesh jhat se hand towel apne patni ki aur dete huye bola. "Ohh sorry sorry!!! Mat pucho Rajeshji! Anita mil gayi thi raste par, aur aap to jante ho use!". Lekin Rajesh sun kaha raha tha, apne patni ke bhige sari me lipte bhige badan ko dekhe ja raha tha "vaise! Bahut namkin lag rahi ho!".
Pati ke harkat ko dekhti hui Vinita pyar se uske gaal daba deta hai "bas bhi kijiye! Yeh khujli raat tak bacha ke rakhiye!". Rajesh kaha manne vala tha, foran apne patni ko apne bahon me jakad leta hai aur uske honth se honth mila deta hai. Ras bhare pyalo ko pite pite Rajesh aur kamuk ho utha, aur apne patni ko pyar se god me uthaye apne kamre ki aur jaane hi vala tha, ke Bittu bich me khada hoke, apne maa baap ko dekhne laga "papa!!! Mummy ko aise kyo uthaye aapne???". "Tunhari mummy aur me, ek game khel rahe hai beta!" Is tarah bete ke samne, apne pati ke god me samaye, Vinita ko sharam aane lagi aur uski bur ki hontho se kuch katre chalak pari. Voh piche haath le jaati hai aur apne pati ki pith par ek mukka maarti hai.
Rajesh samajh gaya aur seedhe patni ko baho me liye apne kamre me pahuch jaata hai. Bittu vapas yo yo khelta hua, apne kamre me jaane laga. Vaha, bistar par dono ke dono let jaate hai aur Vinita aur Rajesh phir ek baar ek dusre ke agosh me chale jaate hai. Aise me Rajesh apne patni ki hatho ko chumne laga aur tabhi kuch ajeeb sa nazara uske aankho ke samne aaya. Vinita ke nakhuno ke aas paas kuch laal laal se chinte the, jise dekh Rajesh samajh gaya tha ke kuch khoon jaisa hi tha. Aise chinte har ek ungli me laga hua tha. "Vini! Yehh sab..... Yeh kaise hua?". Vinita samajh chuki thi ke ishara uski nakhuno ki taraf tha, aur andar hi andar kuch ghabra si gayi. "Main kuch puch raha hu! Kaise hua??". Vinita kuch der chuppi ke baad, has deti hai "aap ko malum nahi yeh kaise hua??? Yeh to dayan ki haath hai! Kharochne ke kaam to aati hi hogi!!" Itna kehne ke baad Vinita gaur se apne pati ki aur dekhne lagi. Kuch ajeeb si muskan thi aaj uski patni ki, jise dekh Rajesh khud ghabraya sa lagne laga "what do you mean Vini???". Is baar Vinita aur zor se has deti hai "ufffho!!! Is buddhu ko kaun samjhaye! Are baba, galti se inpe hathora lag gaya tha, bas itni baat hai!".
Rajesh kuch khoya khoya tha, mushkil se muskura raha tha, aur jab Vinita uske pant me phase lund ko hilane laga, to Rajesh use rok deta hai "tum fresh ho jao, yeh program raat ko hi rakhte hai!". Itna kehna tha ke, voh seedhe kamre ke bahar chala jaata hai. Kamre se bahar jaate huye, use shayad kuch khilkhilane ki awaz sunayi Diya, lekin react nahi kiya. Shayad man ka vaham ho.
Rajesh bhagta bhagta ghar agaya aur fatafat darwaza band karke seedhe apne kamre me prastut hua. Lekin andar aate hi jo drishya usne dekha, usse uski aankhe khula ka khula reh gaya!
Samne bister par uski pyari si dharam patni Vinita lal banarsi saree pehne ghutno ko jabre se tikaye huye bethi hui thi, odhne me uski chehra dhaki hui thi. "Vini!! Vini! Tum kah.......! Tum......" Lekin baat adhuri reh gayi jab Rajesh ki nazar niche uski patni ki hathon par aa gaya. Hath kisi aurat ya insan ki nahi balki ek khunkar janwar ki lag rahi thi, kyonki haath me kuch jale jale se nishan the aur khaas baat yeh thi ke bade bade naukhile nakhun ungliyo se jude huye the.
Yeh dekhkar Rajesh ka hosh hi maano ud gaya aur voh ghabrakar piche deewar se sat gaya "yyyeehh tunhari haath ko kya hua Vini?????" Uske ruh kamp to utha pal pal apne patni ki hathon ko dekhkar. Lekin Vinita se koi awaz nahi ayi, lekin tabhi ek ajeeb tarike se voh hasne lagi "are Rajeshji! Ghabra kyo rahe ho hehehe! Aao pas betho hehe!".
Rajesh ko kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha! Yeh shararti bhari shabd to beshak Vinita ki thi, lekin awaz? Itni ajeeb kyo lag raha tha use? Uske mathe par pasina hi pasina aane laga aur aankh band kiye is lamhe ko ek daravne sapne ki tarah bhulna chah raha tha. Palke munde apne purane din yaad aane lage use.
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Ek hafta pehle :
"Vini? Vini kaha ho tum?? Tie kahin nahi mil raha hai mujhe!!" Keval shirt pehne Rajesh jan bujh kar apne kamre me apne pyari si patni ka intezar karne laga. "Uff ho! Aap bhi na!" Kehti hui Vinita andar pravesh karti hai aur jaise hi kamre me pahuchti hai, bas tabhi Rajesh mano ek sanki premi ki tarah apne patni ki sudol jism ko jhapat leti hai aur uski honth pe honth rakh deta hai.
Jhat se apne pati ko ek chummi deke voh alag ho jati hai "uff! Aap bhi na! Bittu abhi tak school nahi gaya hai! To yeh hai aapka tie na milne ka Karan!" Pati se alag hoke Vinita uske gaalo ko sehlane lagi ke tabhi Rajesh vahi hatho ko pakadker us makhmali twacha ke ird gird chumne lagta hai "are hum to thehre purane aashiq aapke! Tie to bahana hai, tumhe pyar jo karna hai!". Yeh har subhah ki dastan thi aur hamesha ki tarah Vinita kehti "my sweet patidevji! Yeh program raat ko hi rakhe, to behtar hai." Lekin Rajesh kaha manne vala tha! Uske lund me to ab tak kaafi akad aa chuka tha aur apne patni ki saree ke upar se hi uski pyari si sudol moti kamar par pyar bhare thokre maar raha tha jiske ehsas se Vinita bhi kamuk ho uthi aur us nagn lund ko apne makhmali hathon me thaam leti hai aur Rajesh ke ankh se aankh milaye lund ko pyar se hilane lagi. "Vaise kuch zyada hi akad rahe hai aap! Kuch to samay ka khayal kijiye!" pyar bhare andaz me Vinita boli aur Rajesh aankhe munde apne lund ke khichav ka maza lene laga "tum aisa hi karti hai Vini! Ohhh please karti jao!"
"Mummnyyyy!!!!" Yeh awaz tha Bittu ka, jise sunke Vinita "aayi beta!!kehke ek zoron ki khichav de deti hai lund ke chamre par, jisse hua yeh ke Rajesh pure tanav me aakar teen teen jhatke deta hua vahi ke vahi apne patni ke naram hatheli par jhad gaya. Viryo ko apne ungliyo tale mehsus karke Vinita jhuth muth ke ghusse se apne pati ki aur dekhne lagi aur dhimi awaz me "besharam!" Bolkar pallu se saaf karti hui kamre me se chal deti hai. Jhade huye avastha me Rajesh kuch lambe lambe aahe deta hai aur tayyar hokar seedhe office ki aur ravana ho jaata hai.
Hamesha ki tarah Bittu apne pita ke sath hi nikal jaata hai aur puri ghar me akeli reh jati hai bechari Vinita. Lekin apne aap hi rehne me ek alag hi maza aati thi use. Is maze ki shurvat hoti thi shower se! Jahan Vinita hamesha ki tarah apni sare vastr utaarker apne nagn sudol jism pe sabun malne lagti thi. Pani ki bauchar use bachpan se hi pasand thi aur aksar sabun ko khas karke apni moti moti gudaj Stan par malne lagti hai, jaha unki golayi se lekar nipplo tak acchi tarah masalti thi voh.
Stan ke bad niche gadraye huye hi halke se phule huye pet ki aur, jaha Bermuda triangle ke saman ek gehri nabhi maujud thi. Sabun ke katra katra us nabhi ke andar samane lage aur pet ke golayi bhi jhaag se sajne lagi. Aise hi pet aur stan ke manoranjan ke baad ab baari thi us kaatil gudaj gaand ki, jo tarbuj se kam nahi the.
Un gaand ke patto par sabun mal mal kar unke gudajpan ka maza voh hamesha hi leti thi. Khair, isi tarah apni badan ko sabun se malne ke baad Vinita seedhe rasoi ki aur jaane lagi. Fridge me se chicken ka ek baara sa gosht nikalker voh table par rakh deti hai aur dusre hi haath me churi leleti hai. Voh gosht ke tukde kar hi rahi thi ke uski ungli kat jaati hai, jisse Vinita "uuhh ho" karti hui foran apne hi halki si kati hui ungli ki aur dekhne lagti hai.
Ungli ke cut se chalakti hui khoon ki bund dekhkar, uski aankhe chaudi ho jaati hai aur issse pehle kuch aur khayal uske mann me aate, voh us ungli ko chus leti hai. Hairat ki baat yeh thi ke us ungli ko ek lolipop saman chus rahi thi voh aur zayke ka maza bhi le rahi thi maano. Aise me darvaje ka bell bajta hai aur Vinita jaake keyhole se dekhti hai ke Bansi tha, jo doodh dene aata tha.
Darwaja khul gaya aur Bansi Vinita ke samne, doodh ki bada sa tin liye khada tha. Uska huliya ekdam ganv ke hatte khatte mardo jaisa tha aur to aur ek robdaar much aur daari liye, aur bhi vikral lagta tha. Vinita ko dekhte hi aksar uske lund me hulchul hota tha. "thehro!" Kehke Vinita jaakar bartan leke aati hai aur Bansi ko deti hai "aaj late kaise ho gaye Bansi?? Jaante ho na sahb aur chote baba jaldi nikal jaate hai??". Lekin Bansi ki nazre samne un mote mote stan ki darar pe chipka tha.
"Doodh ki ka jarurat hai tumka memsahab? Tohre dibbe ma khub doodh bhravat hai!" Besharmo ki tarah Bansi bol para. Yeh vakya sunke Vinita ghusse se use dekhne lagi "kya keh rahe ho????". Bansi doodh bartan me dalta hua, apne dant dikhate huye "are memsahab! Humra matlab to eii tha ke tumre paas to doodh ka ek aur bartan jarur hoil! Hoil ki nahi?". "Bakavas band karo aur kal se time pe aana!" Bartan leke, uske muh par darvaja band kar deti hai. Darvaje ke band hote hi, Bansi apne aap ko bol para "ek din tohar dibbe ma doodh humra muh ma hoga!!! Aur hum dabach dabach kar uuka piel!!" Khud ko itna tasalli deta hua, voh apne tin uthaye jaane laga.
Vaha office me hamesha ki tarah Rajesh aur uske doston ke bich baate hote the, alag alag vishay ko lekar. Ek tha Mehul, jo bachpan ka dost tha aur kafi flirt kisam ka banda tha, aur dusra Ajay, jo college ke time se Mehul aur Rajesh ke sath hua karta tha. Har din ki tarah yeh teeno ek ajeeb o garib vishay ko lekar vartalab kar rahe the. Ajay, haath me paper liye bar bar ek hi panne par dekhe ja raha tha. "Are yaar! Chor bhi de is news to! Faltu ke bakwas hai, me keh raha hu!" Mehul vada pav ka ek tagda bite leta hua bola. Ajay se raha nahi gaya "tum dono ko mazak sujh raha hai??? Aaj 6 mahine beet gaye, aur sheher me yeh 50va hadsa! Aur bacche ho ya budhe, koi is dayan ke changul se bach nahi paya". Paper me ek naujavan ki tasveer thi, jiska chehra buri tarah se zakhmi ki gayi thi, aur yeh kafi tha Ajay ko khauf me lane ke liye.
Rajesh coffee pita hua bol para "Ajay, voh koi khuni bhi to ho sakta hai! Yeh dayan ka khayal kaha se aya tere dimag me??". Ajay "gaur se dekh is zakmhi ke chehre ki aur! Nakhun se kharocha gaya hai!, Yeh ya to koi janwar hai, ya to dayan!". "Hahhhahaa! Eh bhagvan! Are yaar koi isko Preeti ke bar me leke jao! Uske jalwe hi ise shant kar sakta hai!". Rajesh bhi has deta hai "tum dono jao! Mujhe to bas tumhari bhabhi hi sambhal sakti hai!".
"Sahi baat hai! Vaise ek baat to hai! Tujhe is branch me shift huye kareeb 7 mahine have ho chuke hai, lekin ek baar bhi bhabhi ka darshan nahi karwaya yaar tune!" Mehul shararti andaz me bola. Ajay bhi rang me rangne laga "vaise lagta hai bhabhi pe teri nazar abhi se hai Mehul saale!". Mehul bhi akad ke "are kyo na ho! College me har ladki mere picha karti thi aur to aur...". Rakesh bich me hi bola "hahaha are bas bas! Ek kaam karo, is Sunday ko dinner ke liye aajao mere ghar! Khub jamega maza!". Dono Rajesh ki aur dekhkar muskurate hai aur apne apne kaam me lag jaate hai.
Shaam ko Rajesh ghar ko laut aata hai, aur aate hi Bittu ko god me utha leta hai "beta! Mummy kaha pe hai???". "Mummy to bahar gayi hai papa! Bol rahi thi, kuch kaam hai, so behave yourself!" Masum swvar me bete ki baat sunte hi Rajesh muskura utha aur use niche sofe pe vapas rakh deta hai. Bina jhijhak ke, voh turant mobile pe phone karne laga, lekin number unreachable aa raha tha. Kuch chintit hoke Rajesh apne ghari ki taraf dekhne laga, jisme 9 bajne me keval 13 minut hi baaki the. "Kaha gayi Vini? Number bhi not reachable aa raha hai!" man me chintan liye apne kamre ki aur jaane laga aur nahake fresh hokar aake Bittu ke baju beth gaya, jo use bade gaur se dekhe ja raha tha.
"Kya hua beta? Kuch kehna chahte ho???". "Papa papa! Mummy bahut ajeeb tarah se hasti hai!!! Kabhi kabhi! Me sun raha tha!!". "Haha, aisa kyo, kab sun rahe the??" Bittu ko god me bithaye Rajesh ne pucha. "Papa! Mummy to aksar hasti rehti hai, nahate vakt!!! Me roz sunta hu!!". Rajesh apne bete ke gaal ko dabata hai "chalo ab jao homework khatam kar lo!". Bittu kamre ki aur bhag jaata hai aur Rajesh bhi in ajeeb bebuniyad baato ko talne laga, aur ghari ki aur dekhkar intezar karne laga.
Dekhte hi dekhte 10 baj jaate hai aur tabhi ghanti baj utha. Darwaja kholte hi Rajesh ko Vinita dikhi, puri ke puri bheegi avastha me aur sari to maano badan se puri chipak hi chuki thi. Yeh to hona hi tha, kyonki bahar baarish bhi kafi tez thi. "Madam!! Kaha the aap?" Rajesh jhat se hand towel apne patni ki aur dete huye bola. "Ohh sorry sorry!!! Mat pucho Rajeshji! Anita mil gayi thi raste par, aur aap to jante ho use!". Lekin Rajesh sun kaha raha tha, apne patni ke bhige sari me lipte bhige badan ko dekhe ja raha tha "vaise! Bahut namkin lag rahi ho!".
Pati ke harkat ko dekhti hui Vinita pyar se uske gaal daba deta hai "bas bhi kijiye! Yeh khujli raat tak bacha ke rakhiye!". Rajesh kaha manne vala tha, foran apne patni ko apne bahon me jakad leta hai aur uske honth se honth mila deta hai. Ras bhare pyalo ko pite pite Rajesh aur kamuk ho utha, aur apne patni ko pyar se god me uthaye apne kamre ki aur jaane hi vala tha, ke Bittu bich me khada hoke, apne maa baap ko dekhne laga "papa!!! Mummy ko aise kyo uthaye aapne???". "Tunhari mummy aur me, ek game khel rahe hai beta!" Is tarah bete ke samne, apne pati ke god me samaye, Vinita ko sharam aane lagi aur uski bur ki hontho se kuch katre chalak pari. Voh piche haath le jaati hai aur apne pati ki pith par ek mukka maarti hai.
Rajesh samajh gaya aur seedhe patni ko baho me liye apne kamre me pahuch jaata hai. Bittu vapas yo yo khelta hua, apne kamre me jaane laga. Vaha, bistar par dono ke dono let jaate hai aur Vinita aur Rajesh phir ek baar ek dusre ke agosh me chale jaate hai. Aise me Rajesh apne patni ki hatho ko chumne laga aur tabhi kuch ajeeb sa nazara uske aankho ke samne aaya. Vinita ke nakhuno ke aas paas kuch laal laal se chinte the, jise dekh Rajesh samajh gaya tha ke kuch khoon jaisa hi tha. Aise chinte har ek ungli me laga hua tha. "Vini! Yehh sab..... Yeh kaise hua?". Vinita samajh chuki thi ke ishara uski nakhuno ki taraf tha, aur andar hi andar kuch ghabra si gayi. "Main kuch puch raha hu! Kaise hua??". Vinita kuch der chuppi ke baad, has deti hai "aap ko malum nahi yeh kaise hua??? Yeh to dayan ki haath hai! Kharochne ke kaam to aati hi hogi!!" Itna kehne ke baad Vinita gaur se apne pati ki aur dekhne lagi. Kuch ajeeb si muskan thi aaj uski patni ki, jise dekh Rajesh khud ghabraya sa lagne laga "what do you mean Vini???". Is baar Vinita aur zor se has deti hai "ufffho!!! Is buddhu ko kaun samjhaye! Are baba, galti se inpe hathora lag gaya tha, bas itni baat hai!".
Rajesh kuch khoya khoya tha, mushkil se muskura raha tha, aur jab Vinita uske pant me phase lund ko hilane laga, to Rajesh use rok deta hai "tum fresh ho jao, yeh program raat ko hi rakhte hai!". Itna kehna tha ke, voh seedhe kamre ke bahar chala jaata hai. Kamre se bahar jaate huye, use shayad kuch khilkhilane ki awaz sunayi Diya, lekin react nahi kiya. Shayad man ka vaham ho.
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