Babbli Di Chitti Bund ਬਬਲੀ ਦੀਦੀ ਦੀ ਚਿੱਟੀ ਬੁੰਡ with pics

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Update 5
Mai naha k bahar nikliya , te sreer punjn laggya , meri pent aunty ne kadd ke rakhi hoi c so mai fadke payi te apni shirts dekhn laggya kiteh v nahi c , odo hi aunty room ch aayi , ohna de hath ch meriya shirts di tayy lagii hoi pyi c , mai aunty nu dekh smile kiti te aunty ne vi same respounce ditta ,

Saroj Aunty :- elleh beta teriya shirts , dekhle jo paouni a ,


karan :- sariya kyu le aandiya , ikk koi v kadd deni c , vaise mai raat nu kapde ghtt e pake sounda haan .

Saroj Aunty :- achha , ohh mi press kar rahii c , watt e bahut pye hoye c ,

karan :- press kida kar rahe c ,

Saroj Aunty :- kida matlb ki , press iron nal press keete hor kida ,

karan :- lay press di ki load c aunty , awein bizzlli waste keeti tusi , press nalo jyada garam sekk te tuhaade vichho niklda , apne paa laini c , press ho jani c ,

Apni treef sunn aunty de chehre di muskaan ne saaf dass ditta k aunty kinna andro khush ho , koi aurat kise v uar di howe usdi sabh toh wadi kamjori usdi treef hundi hai , aunty de hath cho tshirt faddi te paoun laggya , jad mai tshirt paoun lyi aapni dono bahva uper karke tshirt paayi te aunty di nazar mere sreer te hi c , mai duabara aunty nu garam karn vali koi gall aakhni chaounda c , jo gall mere muh toh niklde hi sidhha aunty di fuddi ch jake vajjeh,, mai kiha aunty ji eda ki dekh rahe , ?

Saroj Aunty :- kush nahi , tu thalle aja dinner bs ready kush der ch

karan :- mainu pata a ,meriya kashha de vaal dekh rahe no ? kaafi wadde ho gye time e nahi lagda kattan da ,, vaise tuhade kol jugaad hona kattan vaala ?

Saroj Aunty :- mere kol jugad kitho aaya ?

karan :- kyu tussi nahi katt de ho kasssha apniya cho vaaal hmmmm ?

Eh gall aaakh mai aage wadhya ,aunty meriya akha ch dekhn laggi , mai holi yahe aunty di kamar de pishhe svere vaang hath paaya te apne seene naal ghuttya , auntyy ne mainu pishee dhakka maar apna aaap nu shudayyaa , te kihaa , ahmmm , hatttttt beshrmmmm , mai duabara aunty nu fadke apne seene nal lounde kiha , dasso pehla ,

Saroj Aunty :- nhinn mai nahiin katt di , chal dafa ho hun mai kmm karna
Aunty khud nu meri pakd ch chuudwoun lyi jor loun laggi ,

karan :- sachhi nahii katt dee tusii , chubde nahii , achha kashha ch nahin katt de , thalleyon te katt de hone , jharnne ageyo te ghaaah kattna e paina hnnaa , nahin te paani rukk rukk digda ,
Aunty ne mainu ikdum dhakde hoye pishe kar kiha , daffa ho preh , batmizz jihaa , mai fer aunty nu fadke khichya te kihaa , dasoge te jaoge , mainu jwaab chaida a ,


Saroj Aunty :- shadd na karan ,, beta ki batmizi krda rendaa , oh mai sabzi rakhi hoi gas te , (merri jaffi vicho nikldi aunty khizzi hoi boli)
aunty da eh safaayi dena k sazji gas te rakhi saaf eh gall sabit kaar reha c , k je sabzi naa rakhi hundi te tu bhaave fer mainu lamme paa k mere utteh chadd k reejh la le aapnni ,

Enna bol aunty room ch bahar jaan lahggi te mai pisheyo aunty de hilde chittda da nzara lain laggya ,

turii jandi aunty di hildi bund eh gall dass rahi c k shayd aunty e thalle pentyy nahi paayi a ,

thodo der tak mai thalle gya te jake hall ch bath gya , jithe aunty di rasoi ch khadi kmm kardi di bund saaaf saaaf nazar aa ske ,, eh gall aunty ne gaur kar layyi c k mai aksar aunty da pishada bahut takk da haan , shaami v kiss karde waqt mai aunty de chittda nu dabban di 3-4 vaar koshish keeti c par aunty mera hath hatta dendi c ,

Ehh gall aunty v tah jrur is waqt feel kar rahi honi pakka , jo ghtnna aunty naal vaapri c ajjj aunty de kolo v bhulln vaali te nahi c , aunty rasoyi cho mere vall muh kar bolli ,

Saroj Aunty :-, kaan beta dev nu call lga puch kithe hai ,, ajj fer na shraab jyda pi lwe , vaise samjhya tah batherea c ,

karan :- haana meri gll hoi thodi der takk aa rahe ne ,,

Saroj Aunty :- achhaaa ,

karan :- thodi chaa bna do plss , sreer bahut thakkya jiha lgg reaha
Aunty thodi der tak chaa bna k liyaayi te jhukk k cups ch poun laggi , aunty da motta gadwa sreerr te saadi cho adha nangga hundaa tiddd m te tiddd de uperr kathha hoyaa double triple maaas diyaan lines lun khdaaa kr rahian c , mera man kita aunty de picheyo jake ik khicke ghsaa mara ,

aunty da jhotte warga sreer hatha ch madhlollan da maza bahut aouna c , par aunty filhaal hatha ch khiskdi ja rahi c ,

Saroj Aunty :- kithe gwaacha hoya ? 4 vaar bulaa leya tenu awaaz ni denda ? “aunty ne mera modha hilounde kiha” ..

karan :- gwaacha haan tuhade husaan de mehall ander ,, sohna bahutt a , dill krda mehll da ikk ikk konnaaa , changi traah reejh naaal wekhaa ..


Saroj Aunty :- karannnnnnn betaaaa , mai ik serious galll kehn laggi , jo kuch v hoya a , beta dekh mjaak ch hoya a ennu bhull ja , hun dubara kush eda da karn di kosish na kari beta , changa nahi lagda ,
Aunty eh gall boldi boldi mere naal soffe teh gyi te mera hath fadke samjhondi hoyi ageh boli,

Saroj Aunty :- dekh jidda da mera beta vikey hai oda da tu hai , tu pishle 3 saal toh ghr aa ja reha a , pyar bnaya hoya a , tu faimly da hissa a , par eh sab jo hoya thik thodi a , kal nu koi dekh lwe ki izaat rehjegii ?

karan :- koi ni dekhega

Saroj Aunty :- tu pagal a , gall kise de deekhn di nahi a , tu eh sab dubara mainu toch na kri , meri umar dekh beta 55 saal hai , kyu apni life khraab krda , koi kudi dekh apne haan di , vyaah krwa ohde naal apni life sett kar beta ,, gall nu samjhh meri ,

karan :- mai kush ni samjhna , svere v kiha c tuhanu , i love you , mera sab kush hun tusi hi ho , mainu kise kolo koi matlb nhi kaun ki aakhda hai ,

Ehh gall aakh mai aunty de lips vall apne lips laike gya , aunty ne meri shaati te hath rakh mainu pishe rokta , te soffe toh ikdum khdaa hokee , meri gall te ik zordaar thappd maarya ,

Saroj Aunty :- batmiz a , samjh ni aa rahi mai ki aakh rahi haan , daffa hojja eitho , dubara mere ghar vallll mudke na dekhii , chall daffa ho

karan :- ok bye , eda te eda sahi , bahar te kde miloge he , dekhna ohthe road te kiss kraga , ohthe he prpose kruga , fer ohthe sabh nu tusi dasyeo k tusi 55 saal de ho te mai 22 saal da haan , mainu koi fark ni painda , vyaah te mai tuhade naal krouna nahi te kuwaara marugaa , bye ...

Saroj Aunty :- karnnn betaa rukk kithe challya ?

karan :-aape tusi kiha daffa ho , (mai akhan ch pani liya natk krde kiha)

Saroj Aunty :- karnn ,,, betaaa , tu gall ni samjda na , aithe baith ik mintt

karan :- aunty hatt jao pls , jan deyo mainu , “aunty nu mai preh dhkde hoye kiha”

Saroj Aunty :- beta ik mintt rukk na , meri gall araam nal sunn pehla , tu baith pehla , mai tenu samjondi han “aunty ruqest kardi hoi boli”

karan :- mai ni smjna kush , mainu pta a sab jovi tuhade dimag ch hai , tuhanu apna jwayi pasnad hai hnaa ,, ohnu apniya kasshiya diya kro muthh maarn nu wichh ..”mai akha cho gledu sutt de kiha”

Saroj Aunty :- ki ho gya tenu ki bol reha , “tu rona band kar” aunty ne mere athru poonjde kiha

karan :- ki bol reha kiiiii ??? tusi dekhya ni apni akhaa naal ? tuhade jwaayi ne tuahdi kashhi ch ki keeta ?? tuhada jwayi v te tuhade bete warga , ohthe koi aitraz nahi tuhanu ,, mere vaari sab aitraz hai.

Saroj Aunty :-beta eeda nahin hain kush vv , darasalll

karan :- darasall kiii “mai aunty di gall nu gusse nal tokkya” ki darssal ? dekhya mai sab kushh , tussi aap hi kasshi diiti honi apne jwaayi nu k layy je meri kudi ni haigi te meri kasshi ch muthh maarle , jwaayi kise nazar nal v tuhanu dekhe koi aitraz nahi , jadon mai dilon aakh reha k tuahnu pasand krda han . ,mere naal vyaah krwalo , tee mainu kinjh ghro dhakke maarke kaddn lagg pye ho,,

Saroj Aunty :-betaaaaa .. meri gall tah sunnn , tu aap boli janda meri te sundani ,

karan :- bolo fer vyaah kroun mere nal ?

Saroj Aunty :- betaa eh possible nahin aa

karan :-achha te tuhada jwaayi tuahdi kashhi ch muthh maare ohh possible a , hnaa , jwaayi nu saare kmma lyi haan wa .

Saroj Aunty :- mainu te pta v nahi ohh ki kar reha c , mai te ap thakk k so gyi c ,, tenu pta te hai , mere satt v laggi c gitte te ,

karan :- vyaahh krwouna mere naal yan nahiiiiiii ???? haan yaan naaa

Saroj Aunty :- betaaaaaaa

karan :-betaa wetaa kush ni , han ya naa

Saroj Aunty :- tu baith pehla , meri gall te sunnn le , batmiz ,

karan :- mai ni kushh sunn na , mainu jaan deyo , mera rasta na rokko aunty plsss , pishhe howe “mai aunty nu pishe krde kiha”

Saroj Aunty :- tu jadd tak meri gall nahin sunega , mai ni jaan dena

trinnnnnnnn trinnnnnnn dorr bell wajji shyad dev aa gya c ,

karan :- looo aa gya tuhada jwaayi , jaffi pa k soo jayeo jwaayi naaal ,, hunn jwaayi mubarkk tuhaanu “mai bhare galle naal hor athrru suutn da natk keeta ”

Saroj Aunty :- beta tu galt soch reha mera kushh ni a dev naal , mai jwayi naal eda de kmm kyu karugiii

karan :- oh sab mainu ni pta, kall jwaayi daa lunn te dekh rahe c naal akhha add k , dekhya c mai ,

trinnnnnnnn trinnnnnnn

trinnnnnnnn trinnnnnnn

karan :-jao kholoo drwaja raah cahddoo meraaa

trinnnnnnnn trinnnnnnn

Saroj Aunty : meri gall sunn tu jo kahega mei kruggi , meri gall tah seahjj nal sunn

karan :- vyaaahhhhhh kroge

Saroj Aunty :- tu ki jiddd pakdi a

karan :- pishhe hatoo fer , mai aunty nu dhakka maar piche krde ne door open keeta ,, dev ander aaya te kendaaa , ki gall hoi enna time ,, mai kado da ring kr reha , mai kiha mainu thodi kmm c , nikln lgya c , actully tv di volume tez hon karke bell suniii nhi,,

Dev kenda par is waqt 10 vje ki kmmmm , mai kiha ohh thodi meeting jrrori , hor sunaao tusi thik tbiyat hun , chalo mai chalda haan , mai dev naal haath mila bahar aaya , theek 15 mint beet chukke c , mai apne ghar de kol pahuchn hi vala c ,, mai jnda jnda ehhi raah ch soch reha c k aunty di fuddi da raah bahuta door nhi reh gya ,, aunty di mill gyi te ediya dono kudiya v bahuta time nahin bachdiya , mai ghar pahuchya , thik swa ku gnte baad aunty di wtsapp te video call aayi mai katt ditti , lgataar call kattn te aunty ne masg paaya ..

Saroj Aunty :- beta dekh tu ajy jwan a bnda jwaani ch galt kdm chuk lainda a,tu bachya vaang jidd kr rea a ,eh sab thk ni a , badnami howegi meriya jwaan betiyn ne , oh ki kehngiya maa saadi vyaah rachyi firdii , tenu pta hai babbli de v vyah nu 3 saal hoge ohde jwaak koi ni , lokka kehna kudi viyai a , ohde jwak ni hoya ajy te maa ne apni adhi umar toh v ghatt umr de munde naal vya krwa lya , tuu beta dass kida posible hai ,, vyah krouna koi bachya da khel a dass ?? tu apne maa piyon nu dass ki aakhega k ehh dekhlo mai 55 saal di jnaani naal vyaah krwa k liaaya haan , isde 3 niyane v ne , mere nalo waddi umar de ,, naale eh dass is umar ch mai tere naal vyah krwa v lwa , fer tu aakhna mera bacha v howe , iss umar ch pregnet hoke mai hospitl jandi changgi laggugii ?? tu soch k dekh ,

karan :- mai sab manage kar lwaga , mainu kise di koi tension ni

Saroj Aunty :- jmaaaa e pagal a , tu svere ghar aa , 10 vje dev chala jayega baad ch aayi , tenu beh k samjau gall saari .

karan :- mai ni aouna kade , mai svere punjab chala jana , kde ni mudke aouna

Saroj Aunty :- krnnn mere babyyyyy pls

karan :-baby ????? babyy mtlb ki hun

Saroj Aunty :- tu baby vng jidd pkdi te baby kahugi na-

karan :- te baby di jidd haar maan pgoundi a , tusi ni puga re

Saroj Aunty :- par koi baby apni maa nu thodi aakhda k mere naal vyaah krwa

karan :-aakh v dende ne , khush krn lyi babay nu maa krwa v laindi a

Saroj Aunty :- tu svere ghar aa pehlaaaa

karan :- mahi aouna mai , ehh dekho tiket booking payii , mai aunty nu online tiket book di pich bheejii ,

Saroj Aunty :- kyun tang kar reha mainu tu

karan :-tusi kar rahe ho mainu tang , meinu punjb jake mushkil honi job labhn di , vgera vgera , par hun kush ni ho skda jana paina a , aithe reh k mai roz roz tuhade bare soch soch pagaal hojuga ,

Saroj Aunty :- tuuuuu vyaah krouna na mere naal bol ??

karan :- haan

Saroj Aunty :- thik a mai krwawa gi ,,

karan :- ohhhhhhh yesss sachiiiiiii , i love u auntyyy meri jaan meri baby i love uu ,,

Saroj Aunty :- jyada khush na ho merii ik sharat a

karan :- mainu sab shartt manjoor a

Saroj Aunty :- dekh vyaah toh pehla kudi munde ikdoje nu dekhde ne , oh te tu mainu dekhya e wa , fer angegjment hundi a , fer thoda gyab painda a , mai tere naal vyaah krwa lwagi par same ehhi rools naal ,, te mainu 5 saaal tak tere naal angege rehna a , manzoor a na , hun mukkri na tu kiha sab mnjoor aaaa ,

karan :- yrrr 5 saal nu te tusi 60 saal de ho jana

Saroj Aunty :-haan te tuu 27 da ho jana

karan :- haan par 27 da hoke mai jwaan hi hona a , pr tussi te hun e akhde rende ho k tuhada lakk bahut dard karda hai ,, fer suhaagraat vale din tussi mere ghasse kinjhh bardashtt kroge , hehehhe tuhada lakk peed kruuga heheh

Saroj Aunty :- chup kar batmizzzzz , enna khyaal mere lakk da te kyu jidd krda vyaa di , opppsss sorrry sorry meri ikk hor v shart aa ,

karan :- hor shartt kehdii

Saroj Aunty :- mai pregnacyy naahin lainii , plssss yaaarrrrrrr

karan :- huhhhhh jao mai ni krouna vyaa taade naal , chally mai punjab svere ee

Saroj Aunty :- tu fer shuru ho gyaa ,

karan :- challo thik a mai try kruga k , jaddo mera lunn pichakari shaddnn lagge te mai tuhaddi fuddi choo apna lunn bahar khichh lwugaa , pr je a controll hoya te ander he kreem loadd krnii fer.

Saroj Aunty :- sheeeeeeehhh tu bahut ganda a , kida de words use krda a

karan :- jyada 20 saal di kudi vali feeling na lao shee sheee karke , tuhanu sabkush pta a , 2 kudiyaa jmmiya ghossa pdwaaya , fer mundaa jmaaa ohdo guffa da muhh khulla karwyaaa , hun mere vari sheee sheee krdeee

Saroj Aunty :- hmmm kutta hraamjada , ikk gal dass jadon tenu pta meri guffa da muhh khulla hai , fer tenu mere kolo milna ki a , kyu mere pishee pya , tenu seel packk kudiya da ghataaa koi ?/

karan :-ede pishe v raaj a

Waqt raat 11:30 da ho gya c , mainu te aunty nu gall krde dedh ghnta ho gya c ,
Saroj Aunty :- tu dinner v nahi krke gya pagal ?

karan :-hunn awaa karn

Saroj Aunty :- iss waqttt

karan :- hmmmm dev so gya hona ,

Saroj Aunty :-haan ohh te shraab pike so gya ,

karan :-mai aa raeha haan

Saroj Aunty :- oyee nahi samjhya kar ,,

karan :- mainu kush ni pta , mai kush nahi sunn na , bahar aake mai msge paawaga, drwaja kholdo nahi te , bell waja deniii aa ,

Saroj Aunty :- jidd na kar ,

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