12-07-2019, 07:55 AM
UPDATE 12
Guru – tumhare face se sab pata chalta hai. Ki tum kya chaha rahe ho. Par isme bhi tumhari galti nahi hai.
PB – wo kese???
Guru – tumko pata hai tumhara lund ke sath dalasur ki sakti hai. Or mere rup me dakshasuri ka rup. To tumhara bhadakna normal hai. Balki tum dalasur ki saktiyo ko kabu karke khud pe control kar leti ho ye bari baat hai.
PB uske muh se lund sun kar idar udar dekhne lagta hai. To guru bolti hai – oohe oye ab dekho kese gabraraha hail und sun kar. Or abhi tori der pehle to inke muh se mere liye phul jhar rahe the. Mere to kaan hi pak gaye itni gaali sun kar….
Pb sarminda sa ho jata hai. Or sorry bolta hai
To guru – koi baat nahi, mujko tumhara gaali dena bhi achcha laga. Kiyoki wo mere natak ki saphalta ka inam tha. (thabhi uski najar fir se uske lund kar jati hai jo abhi bhi khara tha.)
To guru uske pass ja kar uski pent utane lagti hai. To pb hadbada kar piche to jata hai. To guru thora date huye kahati hai – side khare raho. Or ek shabd bhi muh se na nikge..
Pb khada ho jata hai. Or guru uski pent utar kar uske lund ko bahar nikal kar sahalane lagti hai. Wo ese jhuki hui thi ki lund se virya nikle to uske upper na gire. 4-5 bar sahlane se hi uska suka hua virya nikal jata hai. Or dono ki muh se ek aaahhhh bhi nikal jati hai…. Fir jab PB ko hosh aata hai to wo use dekhta hai Q. bhari najro se….
Guru – yadi nahi nikalti to ye phat jata samje….
PB – wo uski baat pe muskura deta hai… or kahata hai – or ye tumhare muh se aahhhh kyu nikli. Nikla to mera than a….
Guru – yaar me bhi ek ladki hum era bhi maan hota hai… (or sarmane lagti hai)
PB – tum or ladki????… hahahahahahaha
Guru – usko jhute gusse se – kya matlab me ladki nahi hu???
PB – nahi nahi tum wakai me ek khubrurat ladki ho bahar se bhi or andar se bhi..
Guru apni tariff sun kar kar kush hoti hai or sarma jati hai….
Guru – cholo ab so jao subah hamko north side me jana hai. Waha tumko tumhari pahli bibi milegi. Wo wahi se sab suru hoga.
PB – tumko kese pata itne din me to ek bhi nahi mili. Ab kese??
Guru – are bataya na ki wo sab test tha. Main jan kar tumko waha nahi le gai jaha tumko jana tha. Kyu bhul gaye DS maa ne kya kaha tha main tumko marg bataugi or tum chloge. Or nahi to kya me aase hi tumhare sath gum rahi hu. Yadi mujko kuch bhi nahi pata to…..
PB – Danya ho aap guru maa. Aap danya ho … (or uske paon pakar leta hai.)… phle to bachche ki mar lo fir kaho ki test tha. Sab ho gaya ya or leni hai…
Guru – chal ab so ja or ye natak band kar.. nalayak kahi ka……
PB – ek baat kahu. Main soch raha hu ki tumko dekh kar mere andan uttejna aati hai. To kahi main kuch galat na kar betu. Abhi kuch der pelhe meri yahi tamnna thi…………. Kya kuch aaesa nahi ho ssakta ki main apne app pe or kabu rakh saku.
Guru – hmm sahi kah rahe ho tum mere sath to kuch nahi kar paoge. Tum abhi mujko jante nahi ho. Par haan tumko apne sayam ko badana chahiye. Chalo kal se hi me tumko dayan lagana sikhati hu. ab so jao….
PB – (ek dum se guru ke najdik jate huye) kyu, kyu nahi kar sakta tumhare sath kuch. Kya tum mujko nahi chahati ho. Kya tum meri tamnna puri nahi karogi (wo ye baat guru ki aankhon me dekhte huye bolta hai)
Ye sab sun kar guru bhi ek pal ko bahak jati hai or uski or barti hai abhi dono ke face ke bich bus kuch incho ka fasla tha. Dono ek dusre ki aakhon me dekhne lagte hai. Per kuch palo me hi dono sabhal jate hai. Or ek dusne se najse churane lagte hai. Or du rho kar gress pe let jate hai.
Guru badbadati hui bolti hai lofar kahi ka or muskurane lagti hai. Wo bhi muskurate huye so jata hai.
Dono suraj ki pehle kiran ke sath udte hai. Or apne daily wale kamo ko kar kea a jate hai bapas. Tab guru PB ko dayan lagana sikhati hai. Or dono hi dayan me beth jate hai. Kafi der tak dayan lagane ke baad dono udte hai. To PB ko achcha feel ho raha tha. Abhi uska lund khara nahi tha.
Fir dono chal dete hai guru ke bataye huye raste par. Abhi wo kasbe ke bajar me hi pahuche the. Ki guru ek dukan ke samne ruk jati hai. Ye ek jawlri shap thi. Wo us dukan ko dekh rahi thi. Pb ko lagta hai ki guru kuch lena chahati hai. Per unke pass to rs nahi the.
PB – guru chalo na yaha kyu ruk gayi. Hum abhi kuch bhi nahi kharid sakte hai. Humare pass rs nahi hai.
Guru – (usko kha jane wali najro se dekhte huye) kisi se ek pen or pepar le kar aao.
PB chup chap le aata hai kisi se mag kar. Or guru ko de deta hai. Guru us paper par ek design banati hai. Ek symble type ka tha. Pankaj ke to kuch samaj me nahi aaya. Guru us design ko complete kar ke PB ko deti hai or kahti hai ki ye samne wali shop ke malik ko de do. Or wo job hi de le aana chup chap. Usko mat batna ki main yaha khari hu.
Guru – tumhare face se sab pata chalta hai. Ki tum kya chaha rahe ho. Par isme bhi tumhari galti nahi hai.
PB – wo kese???
Guru – tumko pata hai tumhara lund ke sath dalasur ki sakti hai. Or mere rup me dakshasuri ka rup. To tumhara bhadakna normal hai. Balki tum dalasur ki saktiyo ko kabu karke khud pe control kar leti ho ye bari baat hai.
PB uske muh se lund sun kar idar udar dekhne lagta hai. To guru bolti hai – oohe oye ab dekho kese gabraraha hail und sun kar. Or abhi tori der pehle to inke muh se mere liye phul jhar rahe the. Mere to kaan hi pak gaye itni gaali sun kar….
Pb sarminda sa ho jata hai. Or sorry bolta hai
To guru – koi baat nahi, mujko tumhara gaali dena bhi achcha laga. Kiyoki wo mere natak ki saphalta ka inam tha. (thabhi uski najar fir se uske lund kar jati hai jo abhi bhi khara tha.)
To guru uske pass ja kar uski pent utane lagti hai. To pb hadbada kar piche to jata hai. To guru thora date huye kahati hai – side khare raho. Or ek shabd bhi muh se na nikge..
Pb khada ho jata hai. Or guru uski pent utar kar uske lund ko bahar nikal kar sahalane lagti hai. Wo ese jhuki hui thi ki lund se virya nikle to uske upper na gire. 4-5 bar sahlane se hi uska suka hua virya nikal jata hai. Or dono ki muh se ek aaahhhh bhi nikal jati hai…. Fir jab PB ko hosh aata hai to wo use dekhta hai Q. bhari najro se….
Guru – yadi nahi nikalti to ye phat jata samje….
PB – wo uski baat pe muskura deta hai… or kahata hai – or ye tumhare muh se aahhhh kyu nikli. Nikla to mera than a….
Guru – yaar me bhi ek ladki hum era bhi maan hota hai… (or sarmane lagti hai)
PB – tum or ladki????… hahahahahahaha
Guru – usko jhute gusse se – kya matlab me ladki nahi hu???
PB – nahi nahi tum wakai me ek khubrurat ladki ho bahar se bhi or andar se bhi..
Guru apni tariff sun kar kar kush hoti hai or sarma jati hai….
Guru – cholo ab so jao subah hamko north side me jana hai. Waha tumko tumhari pahli bibi milegi. Wo wahi se sab suru hoga.
PB – tumko kese pata itne din me to ek bhi nahi mili. Ab kese??
Guru – are bataya na ki wo sab test tha. Main jan kar tumko waha nahi le gai jaha tumko jana tha. Kyu bhul gaye DS maa ne kya kaha tha main tumko marg bataugi or tum chloge. Or nahi to kya me aase hi tumhare sath gum rahi hu. Yadi mujko kuch bhi nahi pata to…..
PB – Danya ho aap guru maa. Aap danya ho … (or uske paon pakar leta hai.)… phle to bachche ki mar lo fir kaho ki test tha. Sab ho gaya ya or leni hai…
Guru – chal ab so ja or ye natak band kar.. nalayak kahi ka……
PB – ek baat kahu. Main soch raha hu ki tumko dekh kar mere andan uttejna aati hai. To kahi main kuch galat na kar betu. Abhi kuch der pelhe meri yahi tamnna thi…………. Kya kuch aaesa nahi ho ssakta ki main apne app pe or kabu rakh saku.
Guru – hmm sahi kah rahe ho tum mere sath to kuch nahi kar paoge. Tum abhi mujko jante nahi ho. Par haan tumko apne sayam ko badana chahiye. Chalo kal se hi me tumko dayan lagana sikhati hu. ab so jao….
PB – (ek dum se guru ke najdik jate huye) kyu, kyu nahi kar sakta tumhare sath kuch. Kya tum mujko nahi chahati ho. Kya tum meri tamnna puri nahi karogi (wo ye baat guru ki aankhon me dekhte huye bolta hai)
Ye sab sun kar guru bhi ek pal ko bahak jati hai or uski or barti hai abhi dono ke face ke bich bus kuch incho ka fasla tha. Dono ek dusre ki aakhon me dekhne lagte hai. Per kuch palo me hi dono sabhal jate hai. Or ek dusne se najse churane lagte hai. Or du rho kar gress pe let jate hai.
Guru badbadati hui bolti hai lofar kahi ka or muskurane lagti hai. Wo bhi muskurate huye so jata hai.
Dono suraj ki pehle kiran ke sath udte hai. Or apne daily wale kamo ko kar kea a jate hai bapas. Tab guru PB ko dayan lagana sikhati hai. Or dono hi dayan me beth jate hai. Kafi der tak dayan lagane ke baad dono udte hai. To PB ko achcha feel ho raha tha. Abhi uska lund khara nahi tha.
Fir dono chal dete hai guru ke bataye huye raste par. Abhi wo kasbe ke bajar me hi pahuche the. Ki guru ek dukan ke samne ruk jati hai. Ye ek jawlri shap thi. Wo us dukan ko dekh rahi thi. Pb ko lagta hai ki guru kuch lena chahati hai. Per unke pass to rs nahi the.
PB – guru chalo na yaha kyu ruk gayi. Hum abhi kuch bhi nahi kharid sakte hai. Humare pass rs nahi hai.
Guru – (usko kha jane wali najro se dekhte huye) kisi se ek pen or pepar le kar aao.
PB chup chap le aata hai kisi se mag kar. Or guru ko de deta hai. Guru us paper par ek design banati hai. Ek symble type ka tha. Pankaj ke to kuch samaj me nahi aaya. Guru us design ko complete kar ke PB ko deti hai or kahti hai ki ye samne wali shop ke malik ko de do. Or wo job hi de le aana chup chap. Usko mat batna ki main yaha khari hu.
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