02-01-2019, 08:51 PM
AAJ KA UPDATE AAP SAB KE NAAM
Ab udhar dekho wo dusri taraf dikhata hua bola ,Yes
Dono taraf pathar pe likha hua hai ki aage admiyon ka jana mana hai
Ok – main bola fir yahan ke log apne kheton me pani kaise dete hain kya wo bhi aurten hi karti hain
Nahi pani ke liye aadmi raat se subah tak yahan rahte hain suraj doobne se suraj nikalne tak admi
Suraj nikalne se suraj dubne tak admi nahi aa sakta – wo bola
Kya bekaar ka kanoon hai
Haan aur agar din me koi admi aaya to panchayat usko saza deti hai
Maine usko chup rahne ko kaha aur us se bola ki dekho un logon ko bas
Wo bhi dekhne laga main us se bahut gandi gandi baten karne laga un aurton ke bare me
Usko baton me hi bahut maza aane laga -bilkul aap ki tarah
Me – matlab
He – matlab jaise ki abhi aap ko meri baton se maza aa raha hai
He - fir maine us se kaha ki inme sekisi ek ko bulao yar lee jaye uski
Pagal ho gaye ho kya – wo bola yahan se chalo agar kisi ne awaz sun lii to thik nahi hoga
Tumne kisi aurat ki lee kabhi – maine pucha
Nahi – us ne kaha
Maine apna hath pant ke upar se hi uske pappu pe rakh diya aur sahlane laga usko maza aane laga
Maine fir uski hip ko sahlana shuru kar diya aur uska hath pakarkar apne pappu pe rakh liya aur us ko kaha ki isko hilao wo hilane laga
Mujhe bahut maza aa raha tha main us ko lekar wahan se hat gaya aur dusri taraf chal diya
main us ko lekar ek jagah gaya wahan par kathal aur shareefe ke bahut se ped the aisa samjho ki wo shareefe ka ek chota sa bagh tha aam ke bagh ki taraf chacha the is liye main wahan nahi gaya Aur Amrood ki belt wahan sekafi doori par thi
Wahan pahunch kar maine jaldi se apni pant utarkar per pe dal di aur underwear bhi nikal diya aur fir se apna pappu usko pakra diya
Wo pakar kar upar niche karne laga
maine uski pant utar dii aur underwear bhi nikal di ab wo bhi nanga tha main uske piche aa gaya aur uske chutar sahlane laga
Maine us se pucha kaisa lag raha hai
Acha lag raha hai wo bola
Uske gore gore chutar dekh kar pappu to zor zor ke jhatke khane laga tha
Kuch der aise hi kerne ke baad maine us ko kaha ki jaldi jhuk ja ghora ban jaa wo ban gaya
Main apne ghutno pe khara ho gaya aur uske chutar failakar uska ched dekha
uska ched dekh kar main to control hi nahi kar saka aur dher sa thuk nikalkar uski gand pe lagaya aur apna pappu ko rakh kar ek halka sa push kiya
Pappu ne andar jane ki jagah bana lii lekin wo bahut tez chillane laga
Chup rah main us se bola kisi ne sun liya aur aakar dekh liya to soch lo kya haal hoga – main us se bola
Wo dar gaya lekin bola bahut dard ho raha hai dheere dheere kar saale
Fir main ruk gaya aur bahut dhere dheere aage piche hone laga aur us se bola ki ab koi awaz mat karna
Kuch der me hi pappu pura andar ja chukka tha pappu ki yahi to quality hai
ki bas darwaza dikha do andar jane ki jagah to wo apne aap bana kar andar chala jata hai
(uskli baton se mujhe ab gudgudi hone lagi thi main apne hath apne pet pe fer rahi thi)
He- aur fir hamesha khule aasman ke niche rahne wale bechare beghar pappu ko pahli baar kisi ghar me jagah mili thi
Isliye wo adnar pahunch kar khushi se koodne laga
(Uski in baton me mujhe hansi aayi aur main boli)
Me -Kya kya bolte ho
He – matlab ?
Me – matlab itni ghuma firkar baten karna , ye sab kaha se seekhi hai ye khurafat itni si age me
He – (hanste hue )bas seekh liya ap ko acha laga na
Me – pata nahi
He – haan bataogi hi nahi, han to mai kah raha tha ki pappu andar jakar khushi se koodne laga
mujhe bahut maza aa raha tha main ne uski kamar pakar kar dhakke lagane shuru kar diye
aur thori der tak aise hi dhakke lagan eke baad main us ke andar hi jhar gaya
Ab udhar dekho wo dusri taraf dikhata hua bola ,Yes
Dono taraf pathar pe likha hua hai ki aage admiyon ka jana mana hai
Ok – main bola fir yahan ke log apne kheton me pani kaise dete hain kya wo bhi aurten hi karti hain
Nahi pani ke liye aadmi raat se subah tak yahan rahte hain suraj doobne se suraj nikalne tak admi
Suraj nikalne se suraj dubne tak admi nahi aa sakta – wo bola
Kya bekaar ka kanoon hai
Haan aur agar din me koi admi aaya to panchayat usko saza deti hai
Maine usko chup rahne ko kaha aur us se bola ki dekho un logon ko bas
Wo bhi dekhne laga main us se bahut gandi gandi baten karne laga un aurton ke bare me
Usko baton me hi bahut maza aane laga -bilkul aap ki tarah
Me – matlab
He – matlab jaise ki abhi aap ko meri baton se maza aa raha hai
He - fir maine us se kaha ki inme sekisi ek ko bulao yar lee jaye uski
Pagal ho gaye ho kya – wo bola yahan se chalo agar kisi ne awaz sun lii to thik nahi hoga
Tumne kisi aurat ki lee kabhi – maine pucha
Nahi – us ne kaha
Maine apna hath pant ke upar se hi uske pappu pe rakh diya aur sahlane laga usko maza aane laga
Maine fir uski hip ko sahlana shuru kar diya aur uska hath pakarkar apne pappu pe rakh liya aur us ko kaha ki isko hilao wo hilane laga
Mujhe bahut maza aa raha tha main us ko lekar wahan se hat gaya aur dusri taraf chal diya
main us ko lekar ek jagah gaya wahan par kathal aur shareefe ke bahut se ped the aisa samjho ki wo shareefe ka ek chota sa bagh tha aam ke bagh ki taraf chacha the is liye main wahan nahi gaya Aur Amrood ki belt wahan sekafi doori par thi
Wahan pahunch kar maine jaldi se apni pant utarkar per pe dal di aur underwear bhi nikal diya aur fir se apna pappu usko pakra diya
Wo pakar kar upar niche karne laga
maine uski pant utar dii aur underwear bhi nikal di ab wo bhi nanga tha main uske piche aa gaya aur uske chutar sahlane laga
Maine us se pucha kaisa lag raha hai
Acha lag raha hai wo bola
Uske gore gore chutar dekh kar pappu to zor zor ke jhatke khane laga tha
Kuch der aise hi kerne ke baad maine us ko kaha ki jaldi jhuk ja ghora ban jaa wo ban gaya
Main apne ghutno pe khara ho gaya aur uske chutar failakar uska ched dekha
uska ched dekh kar main to control hi nahi kar saka aur dher sa thuk nikalkar uski gand pe lagaya aur apna pappu ko rakh kar ek halka sa push kiya
Pappu ne andar jane ki jagah bana lii lekin wo bahut tez chillane laga
Chup rah main us se bola kisi ne sun liya aur aakar dekh liya to soch lo kya haal hoga – main us se bola
Wo dar gaya lekin bola bahut dard ho raha hai dheere dheere kar saale
Fir main ruk gaya aur bahut dhere dheere aage piche hone laga aur us se bola ki ab koi awaz mat karna
Kuch der me hi pappu pura andar ja chukka tha pappu ki yahi to quality hai
ki bas darwaza dikha do andar jane ki jagah to wo apne aap bana kar andar chala jata hai
(uskli baton se mujhe ab gudgudi hone lagi thi main apne hath apne pet pe fer rahi thi)
He- aur fir hamesha khule aasman ke niche rahne wale bechare beghar pappu ko pahli baar kisi ghar me jagah mili thi
Isliye wo adnar pahunch kar khushi se koodne laga
(Uski in baton me mujhe hansi aayi aur main boli)
Me -Kya kya bolte ho
He – matlab ?
Me – matlab itni ghuma firkar baten karna , ye sab kaha se seekhi hai ye khurafat itni si age me
He – (hanste hue )bas seekh liya ap ko acha laga na
Me – pata nahi
He – haan bataogi hi nahi, han to mai kah raha tha ki pappu andar jakar khushi se koodne laga
mujhe bahut maza aa raha tha main ne uski kamar pakar kar dhakke lagane shuru kar diye
aur thori der tak aise hi dhakke lagan eke baad main us ke andar hi jhar gaya