02-01-2019, 08:29 PM
Me – nahi
He - kyun
(tabhi achanak mujhe khyal aaya ki ye kya puch raha hai aur mai kya kah rahi hun sardi ka mausam tha lekin mujhe paseena aa raha tha pata nahi kyun )
Me – sardi ke mausam me pankha kaun chalata hai
He – abhi to tum ne kaha ki garmi hai
Me – please meri kuch samajh me nahi aa raha ye sab kya ho raha hai mujhe kyun pagal kar rahe ho
He – hmmm pagal nahi kar raha hun aapko maza dila raha hun
Me – hmmmm
He – acha maza a raha hai sahlane me is tarah
Me – hun
He – ok , ab dressing chair pe baith jaiye bilkul aaine ke paas hoke
(yes maine dressing chair pe baithte hue kaha aur main baithgayi)
He – good aap ke pas lipstick hai
Me – nahi main lipstick nahi use karti mujhe bshut zyada make up hi pasand nahi
He – good, koi bat nahi acha aaj sab kuch naya naya lag raha hai na
Me – haan mere liye to ye sab naya hi hai
He – acha ab apni tange dresser pe rakh lo aaine ke dono taraf failakar
Me – kyun
He – karo na aur plz ye kyu kyu mat karo
Me – ok (aur main apni tange dresser pe rakh ke baith gayi)
He – aaine ke pas ho ya dur
Me – bahut paas hun
He – tumhare ghutne kahan hain
Me – meri heel aaine ke dono taraf hain aur ghutne mure hue hain meri kohniyon ke pas tak
He – good , aaine me kya dikh raha hai
Me – pata nahi – jo dikh raha hai tum ko maloom hai fir kyun pooch rahe ho
He – batao na time kam hai jaldi batao
Me – peshab ki jagah dikh rahi hai
He – naam kya hai us jagah ka
Me – please ye sab baaten mat pucho kisko nahi pata fir bhi puch rahe ho
He – arey in baton me jo maza aata hai wo shayad aap nahi janti is liye kah rahi hain
ab jaldi se naam bataiye aur jo main puch raha hun uska jawab do sawal ke badle sawal mat karo
Me – ok thik hai
He – batao
Me – vagina , sharam gaah kahte hain
He – hmmm (fir hansne laga )
Me – hans kyu rae ho
He – tumhari is baat pe ek joke yaad aa gaya suno
Ek aurat rickshe se ja rahi thi tabhi rickshaw disbalnce hua aur wo aurat gir gayi
aurat ulti giri sir niche pair upar is position me uski saree upar ho gayi aur usne panty nahi pahni hui thi
, aurat bahut tezi se uthi aur rickshe wale se boli dekhi meri furti
Rickshe wala bola – acha to aap is ko furti kahti ho hamare yahan is ko chut kahte hain
(ye joke sunakar wo hansne laga main bhi muskurane lagi thi)
Me – very funny
He – acha joke tha ?
Me – bahut hi ghatiya tha
He – ok to aaine jo dikh raha hai kaisa lag raha hai
Me – bata nahi sakti
He – hmm ab apna ek hath apni chut pe rakho aur batao kaisi hai
Me – pahle to apni zaban ko lagam do
He – ok sorry yaar lekin tum ko acha nahi lagta to mat kaho lekin mai jo kah raha hun wo kahne do
Me – agar chahte ho ki main baat karun to ye sab nahi , mujhe bilkul nahi pasand
He – thik hai nahi pasand lekin ye batao jo abhi kar rahi ho kya aaj se pahle yeh sahi laga tha kabhi ?
ab aaj ye experience kiya to acha laga thik isi tarah ye word bhi ache lagne lagenge bas mujhe use karne do
Me – mere khyal se koi bhi educated lady is tarah ke kalam ko pasand nahi karegi
He – ye sahi nahi hai sab pasand karti hain
Me- nahi ho sakta bahas mat karo , acha tumhari docter aise baat karti hai
He – hmmmm zyada to nahi lekin mujhe mana bhi nahi karti aur jab main bahut kahta hun kayi baar wo is tarah ke word use karti hai
Me – haan dekho jab tum bahut zyada kahte hoge to hi wo zabardasti aisa karti hai tumhari wajah se
He – to mujhe bolne do tum mat bolo ye sab
Me – thik hai jo chahe bako lekin mujhe ye pasand nahi
He – thank you thank you permition dene ke liye
(jawab me main kuch nahi boli)
He - kyun
(tabhi achanak mujhe khyal aaya ki ye kya puch raha hai aur mai kya kah rahi hun sardi ka mausam tha lekin mujhe paseena aa raha tha pata nahi kyun )
Me – sardi ke mausam me pankha kaun chalata hai
He – abhi to tum ne kaha ki garmi hai
Me – please meri kuch samajh me nahi aa raha ye sab kya ho raha hai mujhe kyun pagal kar rahe ho
He – hmmm pagal nahi kar raha hun aapko maza dila raha hun
Me – hmmmm
He – acha maza a raha hai sahlane me is tarah
Me – hun
He – ok , ab dressing chair pe baith jaiye bilkul aaine ke paas hoke
(yes maine dressing chair pe baithte hue kaha aur main baithgayi)
He – good aap ke pas lipstick hai
Me – nahi main lipstick nahi use karti mujhe bshut zyada make up hi pasand nahi
He – good, koi bat nahi acha aaj sab kuch naya naya lag raha hai na
Me – haan mere liye to ye sab naya hi hai
He – acha ab apni tange dresser pe rakh lo aaine ke dono taraf failakar
Me – kyun
He – karo na aur plz ye kyu kyu mat karo
Me – ok (aur main apni tange dresser pe rakh ke baith gayi)
He – aaine ke pas ho ya dur
Me – bahut paas hun
He – tumhare ghutne kahan hain
Me – meri heel aaine ke dono taraf hain aur ghutne mure hue hain meri kohniyon ke pas tak
He – good , aaine me kya dikh raha hai
Me – pata nahi – jo dikh raha hai tum ko maloom hai fir kyun pooch rahe ho
He – batao na time kam hai jaldi batao
Me – peshab ki jagah dikh rahi hai
He – naam kya hai us jagah ka
Me – please ye sab baaten mat pucho kisko nahi pata fir bhi puch rahe ho
He – arey in baton me jo maza aata hai wo shayad aap nahi janti is liye kah rahi hain
ab jaldi se naam bataiye aur jo main puch raha hun uska jawab do sawal ke badle sawal mat karo
Me – ok thik hai
He – batao
Me – vagina , sharam gaah kahte hain
He – hmmm (fir hansne laga )
Me – hans kyu rae ho
He – tumhari is baat pe ek joke yaad aa gaya suno
Ek aurat rickshe se ja rahi thi tabhi rickshaw disbalnce hua aur wo aurat gir gayi
aurat ulti giri sir niche pair upar is position me uski saree upar ho gayi aur usne panty nahi pahni hui thi
, aurat bahut tezi se uthi aur rickshe wale se boli dekhi meri furti
Rickshe wala bola – acha to aap is ko furti kahti ho hamare yahan is ko chut kahte hain
(ye joke sunakar wo hansne laga main bhi muskurane lagi thi)
Me – very funny
He – acha joke tha ?
Me – bahut hi ghatiya tha
He – ok to aaine jo dikh raha hai kaisa lag raha hai
Me – bata nahi sakti
He – hmm ab apna ek hath apni chut pe rakho aur batao kaisi hai
Me – pahle to apni zaban ko lagam do
He – ok sorry yaar lekin tum ko acha nahi lagta to mat kaho lekin mai jo kah raha hun wo kahne do
Me – agar chahte ho ki main baat karun to ye sab nahi , mujhe bilkul nahi pasand
He – thik hai nahi pasand lekin ye batao jo abhi kar rahi ho kya aaj se pahle yeh sahi laga tha kabhi ?
ab aaj ye experience kiya to acha laga thik isi tarah ye word bhi ache lagne lagenge bas mujhe use karne do
Me – mere khyal se koi bhi educated lady is tarah ke kalam ko pasand nahi karegi
He – ye sahi nahi hai sab pasand karti hain
Me- nahi ho sakta bahas mat karo , acha tumhari docter aise baat karti hai
He – hmmmm zyada to nahi lekin mujhe mana bhi nahi karti aur jab main bahut kahta hun kayi baar wo is tarah ke word use karti hai
Me – haan dekho jab tum bahut zyada kahte hoge to hi wo zabardasti aisa karti hai tumhari wajah se
He – to mujhe bolne do tum mat bolo ye sab
Me – thik hai jo chahe bako lekin mujhe ye pasand nahi
He – thank you thank you permition dene ke liye
(jawab me main kuch nahi boli)
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