02-01-2019, 07:51 PM
He – kaha na ki kabhi kabhi so leta hun
Me – kyun kabhi kabhi kyun
He – pata nahi kyun , main suntan hun ki sona bhi chahiye to ajeb lagta hai , shayad nind se hi dar gaya hun
Me – bekar ki philosophy mat jhariye pappu aisa koi nahi hai jisko nind na aaye samjhe
He – thik kah rahi hain aap lekin raat ke kisi bhi waqt kabhi bhi bas ek masg kar ke dekhiyega bas aapko pata chal jayega ki mai so raha hun ya nahi fauran hi aap ko reply milega
Me – arey beta pappu mujhe bewakuf mat banaiye computer mobile ka itna knowledge hai to kuch system bana rakha hoga aap ne
He – acha thik masg na karke call kar liyega tab to pata chal jayega aur mujhe ye pappu pappu mat kahiye mai koi pappu nahi hun
Me – kyu pappu abhi pappu hi to ho
He – nahi mai pappu nahi hun kyunki mera pappu bhi bada ho gaya hai
Me – matlab tumhara pappu?
He – choriye aap nahi samjhengi , aur ye aap aap kar ke kyu bat karti hai tum kaho na mujhe tum acha lagta hai hum dost hain to ye formality kyu
Me – ye formality aur dikhawe se mujhe sakht nafrat hai aur rahi bat ki to mujhe acha lagta hai ki baat saleke aur thzeeb aur tameez se ki jaye
He – hmmm acha hai acha hai lekin dosto me ye mujhe acha nahi lagta main samajhta hun ki is aap janab ke chakkar me hum khul kar baaten bhi nahi kar pate
Me – ab aisa aap ka sochna hai mera nahi
He – acha agar aap ko mere pe gussa aaye aur galiyan dene paren to bhi kya aap janab se dengi jaise aap ki maa kii ... aap ki bahan kii... ap kamine .. aap ki amaa ki ..
Me – bakwas mat karo samjhe
He – han to fir normal way me baat kariye aur ye aap janab band kar diye
Me – thik hai pata nahi kahan se badtamizon se pala par gaya
He – he he he he – ye badtamizi nahi hai is ko hi nazdiki bolte hain hum doston me aur jo aap janab karta hai to lagta hai ki wo bahri aadmi hai
Me – waah kya baat hai aap logon ki , to aap apne dosto se kis andaz me baat karte hain
He – hmmm main aapko ek msg send kar raha hun dekh liye mere dost log kaise hain
Me – ok send karo
Usne msg diya
Boy- aj accident hua uff marte marte bacha hun
Dad – tumhari hi ghalti hogi hawa me to chalte ho
Maa- beta thik to ho na ?
Bahan – kahin chot to nahi aayi bhai ?
Bhai – dhayan se chalaya karo bhai
Lover – tum ko mera zara bhi khyal nahi kuch ho jata agar tumko to
Friends – ooh shit fatihe ka pulaao milte milte rah gaya
Me – hmmm Maine parh liya masg to ye hai aap ki dosti
He – han dost to hote hi kamine hain bach jao to marne ki dua karenge marne lago to saale aake gher lenge aur dam nahi nikalne denge
Me – nice friendship acha ab mujhe sona hai bahut time ho gaya hai aur bahut bat bhi ho gayi aap se
He – abhi to 1:20 hua hai kahan bahut time hua hai
Me – mere liye bahut time ho gaya hai mujhe subah jaldi uthna hota hai ok
He – thik hai bas thori der aur baat karo na plz ab mera kaam bhi khatam ho gaya hai aur ab sirf baat thori der please
Me – thik hai lekin ab kya bat karni hai
He – wait mujhe ab bed pe Jana hai baithe baithe terha ho gaya hun
Me – ok
He – yes ab main bed pe hun razayi ke andar
Me – ok to kahiye kya kah rahe the aap
He – fir aap
Me – arey thik hai
He –aadat se majboor ho
Me – acha yeh bataiye ki nind kyun nahi aati hai aapko agar nind na aane ki beemari
hai to uska ilaj kariye
Me – kyun kabhi kabhi kyun
He – pata nahi kyun , main suntan hun ki sona bhi chahiye to ajeb lagta hai , shayad nind se hi dar gaya hun
Me – bekar ki philosophy mat jhariye pappu aisa koi nahi hai jisko nind na aaye samjhe
He – thik kah rahi hain aap lekin raat ke kisi bhi waqt kabhi bhi bas ek masg kar ke dekhiyega bas aapko pata chal jayega ki mai so raha hun ya nahi fauran hi aap ko reply milega
Me – arey beta pappu mujhe bewakuf mat banaiye computer mobile ka itna knowledge hai to kuch system bana rakha hoga aap ne
He – acha thik masg na karke call kar liyega tab to pata chal jayega aur mujhe ye pappu pappu mat kahiye mai koi pappu nahi hun
Me – kyu pappu abhi pappu hi to ho
He – nahi mai pappu nahi hun kyunki mera pappu bhi bada ho gaya hai
Me – matlab tumhara pappu?
He – choriye aap nahi samjhengi , aur ye aap aap kar ke kyu bat karti hai tum kaho na mujhe tum acha lagta hai hum dost hain to ye formality kyu
Me – ye formality aur dikhawe se mujhe sakht nafrat hai aur rahi bat ki to mujhe acha lagta hai ki baat saleke aur thzeeb aur tameez se ki jaye
He – hmmm acha hai acha hai lekin dosto me ye mujhe acha nahi lagta main samajhta hun ki is aap janab ke chakkar me hum khul kar baaten bhi nahi kar pate
Me – ab aisa aap ka sochna hai mera nahi
He – acha agar aap ko mere pe gussa aaye aur galiyan dene paren to bhi kya aap janab se dengi jaise aap ki maa kii ... aap ki bahan kii... ap kamine .. aap ki amaa ki ..
Me – bakwas mat karo samjhe
He – han to fir normal way me baat kariye aur ye aap janab band kar diye
Me – thik hai pata nahi kahan se badtamizon se pala par gaya
He – he he he he – ye badtamizi nahi hai is ko hi nazdiki bolte hain hum doston me aur jo aap janab karta hai to lagta hai ki wo bahri aadmi hai
Me – waah kya baat hai aap logon ki , to aap apne dosto se kis andaz me baat karte hain
He – hmmm main aapko ek msg send kar raha hun dekh liye mere dost log kaise hain
Me – ok send karo
Usne msg diya
Boy- aj accident hua uff marte marte bacha hun
Dad – tumhari hi ghalti hogi hawa me to chalte ho
Maa- beta thik to ho na ?
Bahan – kahin chot to nahi aayi bhai ?
Bhai – dhayan se chalaya karo bhai
Lover – tum ko mera zara bhi khyal nahi kuch ho jata agar tumko to
Friends – ooh shit fatihe ka pulaao milte milte rah gaya
Me – hmmm Maine parh liya masg to ye hai aap ki dosti
He – han dost to hote hi kamine hain bach jao to marne ki dua karenge marne lago to saale aake gher lenge aur dam nahi nikalne denge
Me – nice friendship acha ab mujhe sona hai bahut time ho gaya hai aur bahut bat bhi ho gayi aap se
He – abhi to 1:20 hua hai kahan bahut time hua hai
Me – mere liye bahut time ho gaya hai mujhe subah jaldi uthna hota hai ok
He – thik hai bas thori der aur baat karo na plz ab mera kaam bhi khatam ho gaya hai aur ab sirf baat thori der please
Me – thik hai lekin ab kya bat karni hai
He – wait mujhe ab bed pe Jana hai baithe baithe terha ho gaya hun
Me – ok
He – yes ab main bed pe hun razayi ke andar
Me – ok to kahiye kya kah rahe the aap
He – fir aap
Me – arey thik hai
He –aadat se majboor ho
Me – acha yeh bataiye ki nind kyun nahi aati hai aapko agar nind na aane ki beemari
hai to uska ilaj kariye
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