SATISFACTION THREAD

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( myself satish yadav 62 year old politician black skinned slight bald side me grey haired 5 feet 11 inch tall central oil minister aka YADAVJI )

( i have been the minister for past 15 years and i was very powerful and influential and was one of the party heads of JKP (Jan kalyan party ) aur election shuru hone wala tha to prachaar ka shuruat krna tha to pahle hi kuch mere vidhansabha ke janta ko adress krne pohocha tha aur apne kaam ko sabke samne batana tha)

( I hold the key power to distribution of ticket for nagar sevaks, MLA and MPs isiliye party ke sare log mera chamcha giri chatukarita krte hai ) 

( road pe poora mere bade bade banners lage hue the ki "WLCOMING YADAVJI " krke )

( i arrived in helicpoter aur waha se car me event jaha ho rha tha waha tak pohocha  tha )



( event start hue 30 minutes hua tha i dodnt even know the name of the guy jisne sara bandobast kiya tha aur nahi poster pe uska naam ane deta tha mai )

( i reached the event aur sare log khade hue sabko maine namaskaar kiya almost 15000 log aye hue the )






( finally i sat in the front row middle seat jo VVIP ke liye hota hai and tabhi mujhe NAMASTE MANTRIJI krke kisine kaha aur upar podium pe dekha ek transparent saree pehni thi ek koi aur mujhe smile deke namste ki thi and i smiled back )

Namaste (with action )

( bc ye kaun hai ye maal badi tonch maal hai ye anchor to ) 

( i wanted to find out this womans name and maine thoda puch taach krne ki koshish ki )

( waha khada koi karyakarta tha ) oyee parchi do is venet ka ( as i wanted to see the event pamplet taki anchor ka naam waha se dekh saku but mujhe nhi pata tha ki ye anchoring koi aur kr rhi hai )

(Abb mantriji aa gaye the toh main even shuru karna tha)

(yun toh mene full covered blouse hi pehna tha, back puri tarah se covered tha aur front thoda low cut that par pallu k piche cover lag raha tha)

(par lights jo lagaye the wo saamne se lagaye hue the)

(Main even shuru karne k liye mene lambi saans li tabhi unn llights ki wajah se meri semi transparent saree kind of transparent ho gai)

(lambi saans lete waqt mere seene ki ubhar aur halka cleavage line bhi dikh rahi thi which I din't realise)



(and I continued hosting the event)

(I didn't know i had gained full attention of mantriji)

(mai apne anchoring mein busy thi)

(age ppiche hilti ya lambi saansein leti to seena bhi umar neeche ho raha tha)



(jab jab mantri se nazrein milti tab tab ek lamba smile deti mantriji ko)

(aur anchoring continue karti)



( mujhe kya pata tha mantri ji mujhe hi taad rahe hain)

(unki nazrein mere upar se hatt hi nahi rahi)

(martri ji ka dyaan mere seene k saath sath mere muh par bhi tha)



(wo toh saambe podium tha toh lower body covered tha )

(to saara dhyaan seene se lekar chehre tak hi tha)

(wo ye bhi notice kar rahe the ki mau mic k piche apna muh kaise chala rahi hun)