Ammi Ka Pati Mummy Ka Sohar

[Ayush67]

Irfan- wow aap Kamal ki ho kya mast maal ho aap
Mummy- aise mat bolo mujhe sharam aati hai.
Irfan- sharmna kaisa. Aap ho he mast maal. Koi bhi dekh kar pagal ho jayega.
Mummy- hmm
Irfan- chalo ab apna saree ka pallu hatho.
Mummy- wo kyu
Irfan- are hatho to sahi.
Mummy lo hata liya.
Irfan- mujhe kaise pata chalega.
Mummy- sach me hata liya. 
Irfan- thik hai mujhe bhi pata rahna chahiye. Mujhe pik send karo.
Mummy- Aisa mat karo Irfan
Irfan- plz dikhao na. ( main shock tha mummy Irfan har ek baat maan Rahi thi)
Mummy- lo dekh lo

Irfan- wah kya baat hai yaar. Kitne mast hai aapke
Mummy- kya mast hai mere Irfan
Irfan- aapke aam
Mummy- hmm. 
Irfan- par maine aise pallu hathne nahi bola tha. Pura khol do.
Mummy- nahi Irfan
Irfan- plz khol na
Mummy- lo khol liya. 
Irfany mujhe bhi dekhna hai.
Mummy- tum nahi maanoge na
Irfan- nahi dikhao.
Mummy- lo 

Irfan- aapke aam to blouse ke bahar aane ko taiyar hai. Waise kya size hai inka
Mimmy- size ka kya karoge.
Irfan- btao to sahi mujhe bhi pata chale.
Mummy- 34d
Irfan- kahi bade hai aap aam aur kitni gehri hai aapki aamo ki ghati
Mummy- Aisa mat bolo. Mere pati ke baad tum he ho Jo mujhe aise dekh rahe ho. 
Irfan- iska matlab hai main bohat khush nasib hu.
Mummy- hmm Aisa mat bolo mujhe sharam aati hai
Irfan- sach me kitne Gore hai aapke aam. Kash main inhe real me dekh pata. Kitne khushnaseeb the aapke pati ho inhe Roz dekhte hoge. 
Mummy- Irfan chup ho jao. Aise mat bolo.
Irfan- such me bohat mash hai aapke. Ek kaam karo na sirf aam ki he pik send karo na.
Mummy- nahi nahi main Aisa nahi kar skti.
Irfan- bhejo na. Plzz
Mummy- fir se wo he baat.
Irfan- aapko Kasam hai. 
Mummy- are yaar. Thik hai.  Dekho lo

Irfan- are wah kya mast aam hai. Ab to Aisa lag raha hai abhi upar aa jau.
Mummy- Aisa mat karna. 
Irfan- are aata hu na. Shayad mummy ne phone band kar diya. Aur Irfan ke bohat msg the. Par koi rly nahi tha. Birchara Irfan uske haath kuch nahi laga kyuki dar ke maare mummy ne phone he band kar diya tha.