19-09-2023, 01:12 AM
Me neewi payi kharha c lulli meri cho maal aje v diggda oya c te ehe dove hassde c mere samne, me jaan lggya te,
Hariya meri baanh frh k khichda mainu
Hariya: gandu jaa kha raha hai?
Kishan: aree jaan de gandu ko kyu tang kr raha hai
Kishan nu nhi c pta k hariya meri bund naarda c
Hariya kishan nu akh maar ke kehnda: dekhn tau
Te ohne mainu paera ch bithaun lggya, main naa nukkar krn lggya te
CHATAAKKKK ehni zor di kann te vjjya thappad mere k kanna cho see seee diya awaza aun lggiya te mere asse passe da sara kamra ghuman lggya
Main hosh sambhali te haulli jehe uth k dekhya te hariya ne apna adha k sutta lunn kdhya hoya c te lunn nu frh k sehlaunda pya c oho me naa ch sir hilaya te hariye ne thappad vattya mere vall krke te main haulli jehe neewi paa k muh ch lunn lae k chuppe maaran lggya
Hariya: upar dekhal jaav gandu
Me haulli jehe utte dekhya namoshi jehi ch te toppa frh k jeebh fer fer ke choope maari janda c, kishan ehe sab dekh hairan c k hariye ne menu kidda apna paaltu kutta e bnaya hoya c
Hariya: apni maa ki choot chakh sakat hai gandu?
Me bss neewi jhi paa k han ch sir hilaya
Hariya kishan nu: tu bhi aa jaa tau
Kishan hass ke: lund toh mujhe bhi saaf krvana hai vaise
Hariya phone kdh k loudspeaker te on krda
Menu chup rehn da ishara krda
Hariya : kaisi hai badi gaand valli randi????
Mummy: hariya phone te nhi ehda kr skda gal tuuu
Kishan: arre sardarni chhokra abhi jawan hua hai maza laene do
Me lunn hariya da kdh kishan da muh ch paya te suni gya galla
Mummy: maalik tuhanu ese krke kehndi c k jawani de josh ch kamal maar dena ehne koi
Hariya: randiiii, bkwas bnd, agaryeh tohra maalik toh hum kaun?
Mummy: (dhilla jehi aaaz ch) chote maalik
Hariya: toh bta randi kaisa laga aaj tere ko??
Mummy: kuttyo tusi mera lakk bhann k rkh taa terhi terhi ayi main ghare
Kishan: arre sardarni maza aya k nhi jeh bta
Mummy: hanjiiii (haulli jehe)
Hariya te kishan hassan lgde: sardarni fir bta aaj raat humre paas ayegi k hum tohre pass aye??
Mummy: naa ve raat da e te panga sara, odan msa ayi c main
Kishan: toh hum aa jaate hai naa sardarni
Mummy: ve tuhadda dikag khrab aa?? J munda jaag gya??
Kishan: arre toh usi ke samne chod denge tujhe hum darti hai kisi se??
Mummy: aah harkat nhi krni kde tusi meri ki izzat reh jau?
Mummy: chal ikk kamm krdi ajj ehde dudh ch pva dau me golliyan
Hariya kishan hassan lgde uche uche: sardarni soch raha thaa main tere ko tu toh randi nikli hahahahaa
Hariya meri baanh frh k khichda mainu
Hariya: gandu jaa kha raha hai?
Kishan: aree jaan de gandu ko kyu tang kr raha hai
Kishan nu nhi c pta k hariya meri bund naarda c
Hariya kishan nu akh maar ke kehnda: dekhn tau
Te ohne mainu paera ch bithaun lggya, main naa nukkar krn lggya te
CHATAAKKKK ehni zor di kann te vjjya thappad mere k kanna cho see seee diya awaza aun lggiya te mere asse passe da sara kamra ghuman lggya
Main hosh sambhali te haulli jehe uth k dekhya te hariya ne apna adha k sutta lunn kdhya hoya c te lunn nu frh k sehlaunda pya c oho me naa ch sir hilaya te hariye ne thappad vattya mere vall krke te main haulli jehe neewi paa k muh ch lunn lae k chuppe maaran lggya
Hariya: upar dekhal jaav gandu
Me haulli jehe utte dekhya namoshi jehi ch te toppa frh k jeebh fer fer ke choope maari janda c, kishan ehe sab dekh hairan c k hariye ne menu kidda apna paaltu kutta e bnaya hoya c
Hariya: apni maa ki choot chakh sakat hai gandu?
Me bss neewi jhi paa k han ch sir hilaya
Hariya kishan nu: tu bhi aa jaa tau
Kishan hass ke: lund toh mujhe bhi saaf krvana hai vaise
Hariya phone kdh k loudspeaker te on krda
Menu chup rehn da ishara krda
Hariya : kaisi hai badi gaand valli randi????
Mummy: hariya phone te nhi ehda kr skda gal tuuu
Kishan: arre sardarni chhokra abhi jawan hua hai maza laene do
Me lunn hariya da kdh kishan da muh ch paya te suni gya galla
Mummy: maalik tuhanu ese krke kehndi c k jawani de josh ch kamal maar dena ehne koi
Hariya: randiiii, bkwas bnd, agaryeh tohra maalik toh hum kaun?
Mummy: (dhilla jehi aaaz ch) chote maalik
Hariya: toh bta randi kaisa laga aaj tere ko??
Mummy: kuttyo tusi mera lakk bhann k rkh taa terhi terhi ayi main ghare
Kishan: arre sardarni maza aya k nhi jeh bta
Mummy: hanjiiii (haulli jehe)
Hariya te kishan hassan lgde: sardarni fir bta aaj raat humre paas ayegi k hum tohre pass aye??
Mummy: naa ve raat da e te panga sara, odan msa ayi c main
Kishan: toh hum aa jaate hai naa sardarni
Mummy: ve tuhadda dikag khrab aa?? J munda jaag gya??
Kishan: arre toh usi ke samne chod denge tujhe hum darti hai kisi se??
Mummy: aah harkat nhi krni kde tusi meri ki izzat reh jau?
Mummy: chal ikk kamm krdi ajj ehde dudh ch pva dau me golliyan
Hariya kishan hassan lgde uche uche: sardarni soch raha thaa main tere ko tu toh randi nikli hahahahaa