Kareena biwi aur Padosi

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( door rohan uncle ne open kiya) namaste uncle mai theek hu

( when rohan said ki goal maar rhe ho ) Ha ye baar inter state level ka medal bhi mila hai mujhe 

( i came inside wearing the same jersey and trouser and joota bhi utara nhi andar aa gya studs pehankar)

ha mai wo karee..( i was about to say ki abhi 5 minute pahle baat kiya lekin tab tak rohan ne apni biwi ko awaaj diya and kareena came out wearing slevelss pinkish sa saree )

( i was expecting the same yoga dress)

( ur wifes makhani arms were making me a bit horny the milky white skin )

( i looked down as kareena said ki kafi fit hai) wo ab har din khelta hu na kareena ji isiliye fit hu 

( i was the only black person in the house both of u were white)

( both of u were at my chest level height)

So kareena ji kyu bulaya mujhe aapne kaha ki rohan uncle mujhe bula rhe hai ? kya kaam tha ?

Rohan: arey kuch nhi Satish bas tumhe aur Kareena ko milana tha. Aaj main free tha toh socha ki biwi ko apne doston se milau

Kareena: haa mera idhar koi dost nhi toh socha tumse hi dosti karlu? tumhare type ki tu hoona? matlab tumhare age se badhi fir bhi karoge na mujhe....mujhse dosti? (she giggles and rohan giggles too)



Rohan: aunty na tumse impressed hai, goal ronaldo jesse maarana tumne. free ho na hum dono ke liye tum abhi?