Cum Fuck

[KaliaPintu]

(it was his sons bday and she had bought a small cake to celebrate in the evening)

Son: mummy mummy mere bday pe koi nahi aaya

(the kid had seen the bday celebration on his neighbour kids, jahaan bhar bhar k log aate aur parties hoti)

(Asin felt very bad as he asked so she tried to invite the neighbour kids, but no one was around the floor was empty)

(But Satish k ghar ka darwaza khula tha bas safety gate bandh tha, she knocks the door)

Asin: Uncle ji, sorry to bother you but wo aaj mere bete ka bday hai and wo log expect kar raha hai

pass k flats k saare families bahar gayehue lag rahe hai

Asin: kya aap thodi der k liye cake cut karne aa sakte hai please? he will feel good

(this was the first time she ever had a conversation with satish)

( i was sitting in a reclining chair and watching Tv jab mera sfatey gate pe kisne knock kiya dekha to padosi thi )

( u are standing outside mai aya aur safety door khola )

( i was wearing a banyan and a lungi ) are beti aao andar ( bada ache se baat kr rha tha as u were almost 35 or 36 and i was 58 ) 

zarur zarur mai zarur aunga ( i had a curved moustache )



waise mujhe aapka beta bada tata bye bye deta hai khidki se ( acting very friendly and homely )

tumhari naam kya hai waise beti ? 

( i asked you ) 

kitne baje hai waise birthday celebration ( i was thinking ki pahli baar koi padosi aya hai baat krne i should act like a good neighbor)