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25-12-2018, 06:38 PM

A nun told Pinocchio “Tell me the truth, or else you’ll be condemned to hell.”

Pinocchio replied, “the truth is ... virgins are no fun.”

“Excuse me? I’m a virgin!” she replied.

“Exactly my point. You’ve never enjoyed a dick and you’ve never made one happy either.”

The nun got angry. “Oh yeah Pinocchio? You little shit! You’re just a puppet. What do you know about sex?”

Pinocchio replied, “I know that my dick is made of wood and always hard, but you’ll never get laid. That’s the truth. Ha ha!”

“Oh yeah, Pinocchio, I’ve had it with your truth telling!!” She grabbed him by the head, sat on his face and screamed at him, “Lie to me, Pinocchio, lie to me!!!”

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