Misc. Erotica Niishaa ki alternate life ..

[Wickedguy]

Update 34


Chunnilal aur  Mangu kabhi ek dusree ko hairaani se dekhteee toh kabhi apni biwiyo ko…..

Mangu – kaun kal muhiiiii???

Kiss ki  baat kar rahi ho bhagywaaan??/

Mangu ki Biwi – aacha  tumhe nahi pata main kiss ki baat kar rahi ho???

Mangu hairaan hotaa huaa - nahiiiiiiiiiiiii 

Itne mein chunni ki biwi boli – wahiiii jiiissski maadak siskaaariyaan mere ghar ki chat tak sunaaiyee de rahi thi,..

Aaah aahh  uuuh  ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…………………. 
Jaisiii  maadak awaazzeeiinnn

chiiii chiiiiii chiiii…………. Aisseeee siskaariyaan bhar rahi thi jaiseee maano dono taraf se kissi ne hamla bol ddiyaa hooo

Chunni ki phat ke hath mein agayi thi….– uskko apna thukk gataknaa pada……

Mangu lekin shant khada raha au hastteee hasteee bola – aaareeee bhabhijieee aap dono bahot chaalak ho aap pakad hi liyee humarii chori...
Chunni hairaani se mann – mein – yeh haramkhor kyaa bol raha hai marwaayega yeh toh ??

Mangu – fir apni jeb se mobile bhaar nikaal keee ussmein lagi ek bluefilm chaala diyaaa

Aahhhhhhhhhhh ummmmmmmmmm aahhhhhhhhhhhh

Aawwaazein gunjnee lagi kamree mein…

Mangu -apna mobile aagey badata hua apni biwi ki oree – aarreey hum blue cinema dekh rahe the…

Yeh looo yehhh ussska awaaz tha

Mangu ki biwi – chiichiiiii…………….  Isss umar mein bhi aap dono buddho ko jawaani chaddi hai

Aap bhi naaa pata hai …………hum dono kitoh haalat kharab hogayi thi…humein ek pal ke liyee laga ki aap dono mil keee koi garam jawaan aurat ko pel rahe ho…

Mangu zor se has diyaa – kyaa kyaa sochtiii ho tum dono bhiiii

Mangu aur chunnilal ki biwiyon ko dilaaasa hua aur dhatttt  aap log bhi naaa

Kehtiii huiiii wahaan se chali gayiiii

Unkee jaate hi chunilal mangu se – baal baal bacheee..   vaiseee
kyaa baat hai mangu teree lund ke sath sath tera dimaag bhi jawaan hone laga hai Nisha madam ki raseeli chootki sair karkeeeee… 

Mangu – hahahaha….woh toh hai…gajab maal hai Nisha madam.. humnein koi toh aache karm kiye hogee jo dono ko chodne mil gayiii aisa maal…

Chunni – haan bhai… lekin apne maal ko ghar ke liye swaaari toh mil gayi hogi naa ????

Mangu – haaan hann…………bilkul mil gayi hogiiii

Chunnilal apne gahr chala gaya…

Mangu  jaisee hi pichli khidki bandh kar raha tha uski nazar khidki se nicheee gayi toh woh chounk gaya…

 khidki ke bhar Nisha ne kudtee waqt hadhbhadi mein apna purse gira diyaa tha..

Mangu – ohhhhhhhhhhhhh saala madam ka purse toh yehi chutt gya

Nisha ke paisee aur uska mobile sab kuch ussi purse mein tha. 

Dusri ore..
Nisha chunni aur mangu ki biwiyo se apni jaan bachaakeee kissi tarah highway tak pahuch chukki thi…  woh ab bhi iss baat se bekhabar thi ki woh apna purse kahi gira aayi hai…

Mangu ki basti saher se kuch durrr basi hui thi   Nisha ka ghar aur saher yahaan se  kam se kam  50 kms ki durri pe tha…


Highway pe jyada tar durr durr se aane jaane wale  trucko ka hi jamaaava tha...

Nisha  naane jaane wali tez taxi aur busses ko hath…dikhaakeee ke rokne ki koshish karne lagi...
lekin ek toh bahot tej raftaar wala highway aur ghani raat ka andhera hone ki wajah se  buso ke drivers  ko Nisha ka woh naajuk sa hath dikhaayi hi nahi pad raha tha

aadhe ghante lagaatar kohsih ke baawjood bhi koi gaadi naa ruki... toh iss baarr Nisha khaafi maayooss hogayi thi ..

usska cheraa utar saa gya tha aankhn mein aanshoo agaye the..
do do mardo se chudai aur din bhar ki trip ke baad bhook ke maaree bhi uska  bura haal ho raha tha...


Fir Nisha ne iss baar thodi himmat dikhaa keee  gaadi rukaane ke liyeee
el street light ke prakash ke nichee khadi hogayii aur 
 apna hath aagey badhaati hui kuch hadh tak road pe hi aagayii

issseeee  ab saamne se aane wali gaadi ke driver ko ab pehele se behatar dikhaayi padne laga ki saamne andheri raat mein bich sadak pe ekjawaan khoobsoorat ladki aadhi raat ko lift maang rahi hai...

lekin... fir bhi hairaat ki baat thi yaa yun kahe ki traffic itna tez tha ki koi rok hi nahi paa raha tha apni gaadi...

Nisha toh bas jo gaadi dikhaayi padti usseee rokne ki koshish karti

chaahe woh bus  ho ...car ho yaaaaa truck..................

aur akhirkaar.....................
safalta praapt huiiiii
ek HEavy loaded truck jo ki dheemi gatti se aa raah tha  

usske driver ki nazar Nisha pe padi...
aur driver apne cleaner se bola 
Driver - ohhhh teriiii.. oyeeee Chotuuu  ....oyeee udhar dekh... woh ladki apne ko ishara kar rahi hai rukne ko yaa maine jyada pee rakhi hai

Cleaner - ohhh  nahiii  ustaadddd yehh ladki toh sach mein apneee ko hi ishara kar rahi hai...rukne ka...

Driverrr - ohhh firr toh ruknaa hi parega..

Driver ne gaadi road se nicheee ki taraf utaar di.. aur Nisha ke paas le jaake khadi kardi...

Nisha -ki jaan mein jaan aayi ki koi toh akhir ruka ...

Driver ne nichee jhuk ke ek nazar Nisha pe daali toh ..lungi mein uskeeeee ghamashaan mach gaya....
kyun naaa machta ghamashan ??
Nisha nichee khadi thi. woh bhi theek street light ke prakash ke bilkul nicheee.
 aur Chunni aur Mangu ki mehrbaani se uskee kurti ke upari do button toot chuke the... chunnar toh thi hi nahi
toh madmast bade bade aam aadhe se jyada bhar ki taraf chalakte hue Driver ki nazro ke saamne the....
tohh   aisaaaa  nazara dekh ke kyun nahi machta uss truck driver ki lungi mein ghamashaan..

Nisha ne  bhi truckdriver ki ore gaur se dekha -  woh ek moti tond wala lambi daadhi aur lambe khule baalo wala 50 - 55 saal ke bich ke bich ka shaqs tha
Nisha ko niche khade khade bhi uskeee jism se sharab kidurgandh aa rahi thi..
apneee jism ko iss tarah nihaaarteee huee dekh Nisha thodi   uncomfortable si hogayi
lekin  fir bhi kissi tarah boli - Bhaiyaji mujhe koi taxi nahi mil rahi mujhe iss waqt.... mujhe aaagey saher tak jaana hai

Truck driver - hohoohohohooo  woh toh  kudiyee iss time pe tujhee highway pe kaunsi taxi milegi ..yaa bas trucke hi dikhayi degi tujhe durr durr tak..

Nisha - Jeee sahi keh rahe hai aap ...Bhaiyaaji please aap hi  mujhe aagey saher tak  chod dijiyee .. main aapko double paisee de dungi....

Truck Driver Balloo - Nisha ke jism ke utaar chadav ko  nazro kaamuk nazro se dekhta hua.. - ohhh theek hai madam aajao 
1 hazaar rupaya de dena...  lekin paisee pehle lunga..

Nisha khush hogayi - haaan haan bilkul ... yeh lijiyeeeee apne pursee ki khoj mein uska hath apni bagal mein badha.....................

lekin fir agle hi pal.. uskeee pairo talle zameen khisak gayi....

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh  noooooooooooooooo...yehhh purseeeeeeeeeeeeee ohhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooo yehh kaha gir gayaaa
..............

Nisha daaye baayee wahi andhereee mein khojne lagi....

Truck driver Nisha ko iss tarah pareshaan apna purse khojte hue bola - kyaa hogyaa kudiyee?
Nisha - woh wohhhh bhaiyaa meraaa purseee kahi gir gaya hai

Truck driver zor se tahaakeee maar ke hasne laga - hohohohoho.....
ab toh dikkat hogayi ...  mujhe toh uss saher ki taraf jaana bhi nahi tha lekin tumhare liye hum ne socha ki kaha bhatkogi aadhi raat ..isliye hum taiyaar hogayeee.. hum toh sirf tel ke paisee maang rahe hai tumseee 
aur fir cleaner ki taraf dekh ke pucha -
kyun chotu ?...
lekin koi utar nahi aaya...
kyunki chotu toh kahi aur hi khoyaaa huaa tha...
chotu toh muh kholee Nisha ke bade bade boobs mein hi khoyaa hua tha......jo Nisha  bechari ko khabar nhi  thi ki purse dhundne ke chakkar mein pinjre se aur bhi jyada bahar agaye the...

Truck driver ne fir chotu ko zor se pukaara - abey bhutni ke sunn raha hai main kyaa bol raha hoon....
Chotu jaiseee hosh meinn aaya - jeee jeee balloo ustaad..haan boliyeee kyaa keh rahe the aap ??

Balloo - aabey bhutni ke tu kaha khoya hua tha...main kab se  bole jaa raha hoon aur tune kuch sunna hi nahi ??

Chotu - apni chori pakdi jaane se chotu hadhbhada kee- woh woh... balloo ustaad... woh 
Balloooo - chal chod....ab dikkat yeh hai ki iss kudi ka purse kho gaya hai ...aur iskee paas paisee nahi toh ab hum iski madat kaisee karegeee ...saaab ji jab puchege ki itna tel kaisee khatam hogya toh kya jawaab dege unhee ??
Chotu - haaan haan ustaad... saab ji toh bahot gussa hogee ki itna tel kaisee lag gaya...
Balloo maayoos chehraa bana ke  Nisha ki ore dekh ke bola - paisee liye bina mai chaa ke bhi tujhee saher nahi chod paaunga kudiyee .. mujhee ussi paise se tel bharna hoga truck mein..

Nisha ghabraa gayi - itni mushkil se ussseee lift mili thi aur aab yehh nayii musibat agayiiiii
mainn apko ghar chal ke paisee de dungi

Truck drriver - hohohohoho.......  nahi nahi.hum kissi ke ghar var nahi jaatee...
Nisha -bhaisaab  ...dekhiyeee pleaseeee kuch kijiyeee main apka udhaar chukaa dungii...  
Truck driver ballloo - hohoho ....kal kisne dekha hai kudiyeee..udhaar toh  tum chaho toh aaj hi  chuka sakti ho..
Nisha - hairaani se kaiseeee??

Truck driver ballooo- hohohoh  udhaari ki chinta mat karooo.... aajaooo baith jaao...

Nisha ne chain ki saans li aur dusri baaju se truck mein chad ke Chotu ki seat pe baith gayi...
chotu bich mein khisak liyaa
lekin truck mein itni jagah nhi thi Nishaa aur Chotu khul ke baith paaye...

iss liyee Nisha ka jism puri tarah Chotu ke jism se sata huaa tha..
Chotu ko bhallaaa iss sunhare avsaar pe kyaa aitraaz hota 
woh khushi  khushi Nisha jaisii jawaan ladki ke komal jism ko mehsoos karta hua baith gaya..
truck chal padi...

truckkk bich bich mein speedbreakerss pe jab jhatkee khaata toh
Nisha ki hauli cheek nikal jaati -ouuuuuuuuuuuchhhhhhhhhh

uska naajuk jism seat se haule se  uchal jaata..
jisseee uskee bade bade boobs upar ki ore uchal padte.
Chotu ki nazar unh pe jaati toh burmude mein tamboo sa banne lag jaata..
woh bich bich mein khud bhi jhatke khaaane ke bahaane Nisha ke jism se ore jyada sat jaata..

ek baar toh jahtke ke maare usska muh Nisha ke aadhe bahar boobs pe jaa laga..
aiseee hi safar chal rah tha....

ki achanak....................truck ne break laga di...

iss achanak lagi break se dono Nisha aur Chotu hairaan the....

Nisha hairaan thi - ki truck kyun roki ... ussee ghar jaane mein deri ho rahi thi..
aur chotu maayoos tha - woh Nisha ke jism ko sat ke batha maze le raha tha ..aur 
yeh bhaada agayi...

lekin uski himmat nahi thi ki apne ustaad ke saamne kuch bole....

Truck park kar ke - ballooo Nisha ki ore dekh ke bola - kudiyee thodii pait puja hojayeeee aur fir aagey chalte hai...

Nisha ne khidki ke bahr nazar daaudayi toh  dekha toh ek kachakhaj bheed se bhara dhabbaa tha ...
jyadatar truck drivero se hi bhara hua tha Dhabba.. 

Nisha - kyaa kehtiiii ...kissi tarah boli - theek hai bhaisaab aap dono  khana khaa aayiyeee  ..main yeh truck mein rukti hoon...

Truck driver Balloo -aaree kudiyee aisee kaisee? humara toh usull hai hum sab sath mein khaate hai...

Chotu - hahah didi chaliyee ...hum khaayegee aap nahi aisaa humein bhi aacha nahi lagega...

Nisha normal situtation mein chali jaati Dhabbe mein kyuki usseee bhi dabaake bhoook lagi hui thi  lekin isss samay woh pehli hi pareshaan thi uska purse khogya tha uske paas paisee nahi the...
pehle hi truck driver ka 1000 udhaar tha usspee...  isliyeee woh sankoch kar rahi thi....
Truck driver Balloo bhi samajh gaya ki Nisha kyun sankoch kar rahi hai ...
Arreeee kudiyee udhaar ki fikar mat kar ...main naa kissi ka udhaar rakhta hoon naa kissi pe apna udhaar rehne deta hoon.
Nisha ko jyada kuch toh samajh nahi aayi Balloo ki baat ki woh kiss tarah apni udhaari vasoolne ki baat kar raha tha...
lekin iss samay  ballooo ka ehsaan tha usspe toh ussne usse mana karna theek naa samjha aur haami bhar ke nichee utar gayi balloo aur Chotu ke sath...