23-12-2018, 03:34 AM
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Johnny’s class went of a field trip to the farm.
The next day they had a quiz. Teacher asked Johnny, “What shines brightly every morning and illuminates the day for hours?”
“The sun?”
“No, Johnny, that’s all wrong. We all know what you’re thinking, but the right answer is the sunlight. You have to be more precise.”
Next day, Johnny asked the teacher “Maam, what rises proudly and stands erect every morning?”
The teacher was shocked. “Johnny! It’s very inappropriate to talk about such personal matters in class!”
Johnny replied, “We all know what you’re thinking about, but to be precise, I was just asking about a rooster.”
Johnny’s class went of a field trip to the farm.
The next day they had a quiz. Teacher asked Johnny, “What shines brightly every morning and illuminates the day for hours?”
“The sun?”
“No, Johnny, that’s all wrong. We all know what you’re thinking, but the right answer is the sunlight. You have to be more precise.”
Next day, Johnny asked the teacher “Maam, what rises proudly and stands erect every morning?”
The teacher was shocked. “Johnny! It’s very inappropriate to talk about such personal matters in class!”
Johnny replied, “We all know what you’re thinking about, but to be precise, I was just asking about a rooster.”