Adult/Dirty/Sex Jokes

[pastispresent]

A kid asks his dad "What's the difference between realistically and potentially?"

The father responds with "Go ask your siblings and your mother if they would have sex with a celebrity for a million dollars."

The boy asks his mom "Would you have sex with George Clooney for a million dollars?"

The mother responds " While I am a married woman, that is a lot of money. He is also a very attractive man."

The boy asks his sister "Would you have sex with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

"Well of course! " she exclaims.

Finally he asks his brother "Would you have sex with Tom Cruise for a million dollars"

And he hums and haws about it "I dunno man, well... That is a lot of money. Yeah alright I'd do it."

When the boy sees his father again the father asks " Did you figure out the difference between potentially and realistically?"

"Yes father, Potentially were sitting on $3,000,000. Realistically were living with two whores and a fag."