Fantasy Samverse: Samantha & Chai Novel - Ayurvedic Treatment For My Wife

[Saravroman]

Chapter 75 - Eka Vastra (single clothing) {Season 9, episode 10, time: present}

Beta, wait until I treat my people, BB said and he continued talking to each person one by one.
Chai was observing. Most of the people had common complaints – indigestion, pain, headache and stuff.
BB would give instructions to Sangi & Mangi and they would mix some herbs, powders and pastes and give them to the people.

Ayurvedic cures rendered by Bhikari Baba


Chai had an aside conversation with one of those people. That guy said: “Bhikari Baba is a very magical person, Sir.
He treats all kinds of people. Even rich people like you come sometime. I have seen with my own eyes.
He even drives away ghosts and has even given children to unfortunate woman who didn’t have kids.
He is a powerful person although he looks like a Bhikari”
 
When all the people left, BB motioned Chai to sit and looked deep into Chai’s eyes.
 
So Beta, you have come to get treatment for your wife’s Adultery and Randi (slutty) behavior!
 
Although Chai doubted BB knew what was going on,
hearing it explicitly from BB’s mouth shocked him.
 
Baba… Babaaa… please these guys are here…
Chai motioned to Sangi Mangi…
 
Not to worry…
They are my Shishyas – Sangi & Mangi.
They are innocent tribal boys. They will do no harm.

What neither BB nor Chai knew was that Samantha had already encountered Sangi Mangi
and in fact has given them a hand job in the wood area near Lover’s Lake.
What Sangi Mangi didn’t know was Chai is the hubby of the heavenly beauty they chased in the woods.
 
BB continued: 
Beta, I am the Bhishek & the Bhesajam. The curer & the cure.
I can solve all your problems but you have to trust me.
And submit to me. And surrender to me completely.
 
Chai feels a little awkward.

Beta, I see you are reluctant.
Let me get you initiated.
Come into my Hermit Hut and I will tell you details
about you and your wife that no one ever told you.

Chai got goosebumps, his body hair stood up, and he felt creeped out.
What will Bhikari Baba tell me. Oh no! What more does he know
 
There are rules and rituals in my Hermit Hut.
 
Rule number one: You have to adorn Eka Vastra, a single piece of clothing.
(Chai is shocked. Though it made sense, BB too was in a Dhoti and so were Sangi & Mangi)
 Then no electrical stuff (BB meant electronics, that is, phone).
You body and thoughts should be pure.
Then you have to first do Guru seva to me
 
My Shishyas will guide you. Go take a bath and come in Eka Vastra.
 
Chai is unsure of what to do
What does BB mean Eka Vastra, single piece of clothing?
Should I strip to my Undies? Oh god no!
 
Then one of the Shishyas Sangi tells BB – Swamy, there are no medicated Dhotis.
Its okie, fold a medicated saree in fours and give it to him. He can wear the Saree as a Dhoti
 
Chai is shell shocked. Saree? Nooooo Wayyyyyy I am wearing a saree, Chai is thinking.
 
As if BB heard him, he said to Sangi.
Give him either a folded medicated Saree or a medicated loin cloth (langota).
And he went inside saying bring him in after he is cleansed.
As Sangi brought Chai a loin cloth, Chai got jitters imagining himself in it.
The folded Saree is not bad, its much better than this loin cloth
{What poor Chai doesn't know is one day he will be standing in that same loin cloth(langota) in BB's hut on day}
Then Mangi asked Chai to give all his belongings which Chai handed over.

Loin cloth given to Chai to wear


Sangi took him to the Lake and asked him to bathe nude. He stood right there.
Chai realized Sangi was just standing there.
He felt so weird. You go, I will come. Sangi still stood there.
Then Chai again asked him to go. Then Sangi turned and left.
Chai made sure no one is there, removed all his clothes,
took a quick skinny dip fully nude in the lake, came out, and quickly dbangd the SAREE as a Dhoti.

Chai feels so embarrassed to wear it but what option did he have, that skimpy loin cloth?
It is not bad. No one is watching anyway, I will quickly hear what Bhikari Baba has to say
and I will leave in a short while. Still, inside his conscious, he felt like a Sissy boy wearing a Saree as Dhoti.
The texture of the Saree was taunting him.
He shivered thinking all the abusive words Sam and VV would say if they saw him in Saree.
And in-turn, thinking of VV & Sam’s abusive words made his cock raise a bit.
My goodness, no Undies either. He tried to divert his attention away
from those abuses – pellam broker na kodaka (wife’s pimp), thevidiya mavane (son of a bitch).

He came near the Hermit Hut and Sangi was standing there.
Chai put his clothing in a corner outside the hut.
 
Sangi took him in a direction and asked him to pray to the East-god!
Then another direction, West-god!
Another, North-god!
Yet, another, South-god!

Then Sangi told him the details of the ritual, in imperfect sentences
Sangi: inside Swamy Maharaj there. Call him Swamy. Kneel down. Fall at his feet and lick. Kiss hands.
Chai: wait a minute! Lick feet?
Sangi: (repeats himself) inside Swamy Maharaj there. Call him Swamy. Pray to him. Fall at his feet and lick. Kiss hands. Beg to save you.
Chai: Lick his feet? No way
Sangi: Yes, lick feet of Swamy Maharaj.
 
Chai was really tempted to run away from there right now.
But the hook of Bhikari Baba, “I will tell you details
about you and your wife that no one ever told you” was too powerful to let go.
 
Reluctantly he went in.
Bhikari Baba was seated in a corner on a white raised platform that looked sort of like a diwan.
Mangi was standing behind him. Sangi also went and stood behind him.
Still reluctantly Chai went and stood in front of him with folded hands, saying “Pranam Baba” (Salutations, Baba)
BB stared. Didn’t my Shishya tell you all the instructions of the Initiation Ritual?


 
Chai stood silently.
 
Beta, I am a human who has forsaken the world.
I have self-realized and I am the Lord of the Universe.
You should realize that and accept that before I can solve your problems.

There are people more richer than you and more powerful than you,
who have fallen at my feet, and got rewarded beyond their wildest imagination.
 
Just remember when you are serving me,
You are serving the all-conscious permanence,
the all seeing, omnipotent self, that it, the Para Brahma, the God.

Chai was slowly getting into the seduction of Bhikari Baba’s words
 
Beta, you have a problem and no one other than me know the reason.
Beta, answer me, can your family or friends or doctors or anyone in world solve your problem?
Chai nodded and said NO.
Then isn’t it wise to serve the God who can solve all your problems?
Chai nodded and said YES.
 
Half in a state of trance and half because of having decided to take the leap of faith, Chai stepped forward.
 
Chai knelt in front of BB.
Swamy, I pray to you he said.
He bent down touched his feet and reluctantly quickly put his tongue on the feet and drew it back.
BB’s feet tasted muddy.
He then kissed BB’s hands.
Swamy, please help me. Help me with my problems.
 
BB was smiling inside, that Chai was slowly coming around.
BB imagined the ultimate price – Samantha

 
Beta, sit down near my feet.
I will tell you the most unknown facts about you and your wife.
 
Before that take my prasad.
He gestured to Mangi and Mangi brought a Bronze Kalash.
And poured the liquid in his hands.


Chai took it. Strangely it tasted so strange.
Chai is feeling little yucky.
A bit of Thulsi… smell of raw camphor… a dash of betel leaf…
But, also …. It kind of faintly smells like … like … urine …
Or am I imagining. Chai almost vomited.

Swamy, can I get some water?
Mangi was about to give more of the same strange liquid.
Chai declined. He didn’t want even one more drop of it.                
Maybe the liquid is a bit stale and I’m imagining things, Chai consoled himself.
 
BB started his narration:
 
Beta take that Betel leaf and apply the kajal (black greasy substance used in rituals) on it.
Chai did and handed it to Bhikari Baba.



Now are you mentally ready to hear all the Adultery activities of your wife and all the Cuckold activities of youself?
Bhikari Baba asked looking into Chai’s eyes.

Chai nervously nodded with bated breath. He was sweating profusely.

Again Bhikari Baba narrated his poem:

What is existent on the East
Is non existent on the West
What is non existent on the North
Is existent on the South

Whatever is existent now
Is also non existent now
What you think as existing now
Had existed in the past too
In this Maya of existence & non existence
O Human! You suffer!

You know neither you nor your wife
You know neither your past or present or future
You know neither your wife’s past or present or future

I see thru the third eye
I see all
I see you
I see her
I see all
I see past
I see present
I see future

As BB looked into the blacked betel leaf as if star gazing,
He said to Chai - Do you know the first time you were Cuckolded???


With his cock moving around in his SAREE, Chai waited for the ultimate disaster, 
a psychological blow, that would shake his confidence forever,
and from which he would never recover.

YES, SWAMY!