19-12-2020, 12:23 PM
Bhaag 2
Agla subah, sab kuch thik thaak hi shuru hua. Rajesh baar baar bread ko chabata hua, apne patni ki harkato ko yaad karne laga, khaas karke uske ajeeb vyavahar aur voh ungliyo pe khoon ka katra. Tabhi uske aankho ke samne ek chutki bajta hai "kaha kho gaye aap???". Rajesh Vinita ki aur gaur se dekhne laga, lekin kuch bola nahi, bas chup chaap khane laga. Tabhi Bittu aata hai "good morning mummy, Pappa!". Vinita uske phul jaise galo ko chum leti hai aur tiffin uske haath me dene lagi.
Foran, dono baap bete nikal jaate hai aur Vinita ghar me hamesha ki tarah akeli. Lekin aaj voh kuch uttejit thi, kyonki us din ki tarah Bansi aaj bhi late aanewvala tha aur bilkul usi din ki tarah, yeh lazmi tha ke voh flirt karne vala tha firse. Ek uttejna ki leher baar baar Vinita ki jism se guzarne lagti thi, jab bhi Bansi uske aur voh mardani bhav se dekhta tha. Voh yeh soch hi rahi thi ke tabhi bell ring hota hai aur darwaza khulte hi, Bansi dikh jaata hai, doodh ke tin liye aur vahi ghisi piti dhoti pehna hua "bhauji! Kaisan ho aap?? Maaf karna, aaj phir late hoi gava!".
Aaj hairanjanak Vinita uske aur ek katilana andaz se dekh rahi thi "Bansi bhayia! Andar to ao!". Hairani se Bansi andar aata hai aur uske khudre haath ko Vinita apne pyare mulayam hatho me tham leti hai "sach me! Kitne mehnti haath hai!". Bansi ko apne kismat me yakeen nahi ho raha tha. Aaj suraj mano pashchim se nikla ho! Bade ada ke saath Vinita Bansi ke hath thame, use apne sath le jaane lagi seediyo ke upar. Bansi khushi khushi uske saath jaane laga upar ki aur.
Vaha, dusre aur Rajesh Bittu ko school chorke, bas apne gari me bethne hi vala tha ke, tabhi ek tagda haath uske kohni ko thaam leta hai. Ghabrake Rajesh nazre upar karta hai to samne ek tantrik jaisa aadmi khada tha, uske baal aur daari me safedi ka mishran tha aur kapde ke naam pe ek lamba kaala gown pehna hua tha. Uske huliya do dekhkar Rajesh uske aur dekhne laga "kya baat hai?? Kaun ho tum?". Us tantrik ki aankho me kuch karuna aur bhay, dono sath sath base the "apne Zindagi ko apne hi hatho se mat gavao beta!!!! Abhi bhi vakt hai!".
Rajesh thora haske "kya keh rahe ho aap baba???? Chaliye, jaane dijiye mujhe!". Us aadmi ko dhakelta hua, voh gari me beth gaya, lekin phir se tantrik ne uska kohni tham liya "Rajesh beta!!!". Apne naam ko sunte hi Rajesh hakkabakka reh gaya. Uska haath steering pe hi tham gaya aur gaur se us tantrik ki aur dekhne laga "aap mere naam kaise jaante hai????". Tantrik ki aankho me kuch baate thi, aur jald voh tantrik andar beth jaata hai, bagal ki seat par.
Vaha dusre aur, Bansi ka lund hichkole maar raha tha dhoti ke andar. Vinita pyar se use dekhne lagi. Usne abhi bhi apni night gown hi pehni hui thi, jo ek gulabi rang ka tha. Bansi ki nazar uski lalima bhari honto par jaakar atak gaya. Badi natkhat andaz ke saath Vinita use dekhkar itra rahi thi, jaise mano, Bansi jitna usme bhi uttejna bhar rahi thi dhire dhire. "Ao betho Bansi! Me abhi aati hu!". Bansi keval apna dant dikhaye utavla ho raha tha, itna ke, usne kamre ki huliya pe gaur hi nahi kiya. Pure kamre me sare ke sare khidkiya parde se dhaka hua tha aur deewaro pe kuch ajeeb o gareeb tasveere sajaye huye the. Un tasvero me ek khaas baat thi. Voh tha shaitan!
Bathroom me Vinita ko gum hote dekh Bansi utsukh bhare mann ke saath betha raha. Uske liye to bistar ki narmahat bhi kamal ka tha, jispar baar baar voh apne gaand ko ragadta gaya aur maze se matress ka anand leta gaya. "aaj to kamal ho gaya! Ei maidam humre niche hone vali hai aaj!!! Uff! Hum to ee ka chorenge nahi!". Uttejna se apne dhoti me ubhre lund ko vahi bethe bethe masalne laga.
Vaha dusre aur, Rajesh aur tantrik ek sunsaan jagah par pahuch jaate hain. Gaari ko foran park karvake, beaabri bhara mann liye Rajesh us tantrik ki aur do dekhne laga "boliye! Kyo aap mere piche pare hai????". Tantrik ki aankho me karuna thi, aur Rajesh ke kandho par haath lagaye, uske aankho me jhankne laga "dekho beta! Jo baat mujhe kehna hai tumse, voh bahut zaruri hai. Me khud gava hu tunhari shaadi ka, aaj se 10 saal pehle! Lekin.. ..... ek baat samajh lo! Ke voh aurat jo tunhare saath sansar kar rahi hai, voh........ Voh tumhari patni nahi! Balki ek...DAAYAN hai!!!".
Rajesh ki aankhe chaudi ho gayi "what??? Kya bakavas hai yeh??? Aap pagal to nahi hai???????? Vinita dus saalo se meri dharam patni hai! Aap jayiye yaha se!!!! Get out madman!". Rajesh ka santulan khone laga tha, lekin tantrik vaha se gaya nahi. "Patni nahi, dusri patni!" Yeh kehke tantrik chup ho gaya aur Rajesh bhi hairani se use dekhne laga. Kuch chuppi ke baad, voh bol para "yeh baat aapko kaise pata hai??". "Kyonki beta! Aaj se teen saal pehle tumahri shaadi ka gava bhi me hu!!!!. Tantrik ki baato se Rajesh ne virodh karne ka kasar chor diya.
"Use chor do beta! Varna voh musibat leke ayegi!!!! Dekh Lena!!
Aur ha! Zarurat pare, to me us khandar ke baju mandir me hi rehta hu!". Itna kehke tantrik vaha se chala jaata hai aur Rajesh voh kadwa sach ko peene laga vapas. Sach to yeh tha, ke Bittu uske pehle patni ki aulad tha, jo ab duniya me nahi thi, aur is kaaran, Vinita kareeb teen saal pehle uske jeevan me ayi thi, lekin usne kabhi bhi apne sage sambandho ka zikar nahi ki thi. Lekin filhal in sab soch ko alvida kehke, voh u turn leleta Hain.
Vaha, ghar pe, Bansi apne lund ko dhoti ke upar se hi masalta gaya aur tabhi bathroom ki darwaza khul utha. Aankhen phade Bansi dekhta gaya ke ek tez roshni ki bhanti ek pari jaisi aurat purn nagn hoke aage aage aa rahi thi. Nagn jism pe keval stan aur yoni pe haath lagaye Vinita sharmakar Bansi ke aage aakar ruk gayi aur uska haath tham liya.
Bansi pagal hone laga ab, komal haath ka sparsh apne haatho pe paakar, voh khush hogaya. "Maddam! aaaapp aaa...". "Sshhhh... aayie mere saath, bahut baat karte hai aap! chaliye" itna kehna tha ke Bansi apne haath uske haath pe thamaye, uske piche piche jaane laga bathroom ki aur. Dono andar chale jaate hai ke bathroom ka darwaza apne aap hi band ho jaata hai aur andar aate hi Bansi aankhe tatole hairani se yaha vaha dekhne laga.
Andar bathroom ka mahol to tha hi nahi! balki ghana jungle tha jaha keval bargad ka ped charo aur the. Andhera bhi purn nahi tha, lekin shaam ka vakt bhi nahi keh sakte the. Bansi mahol ko dekhkar ekdam hairan reh gaya aur maathe pe pasina aane laga. Uske pasine pe latpat jism ko dekhkar Vinita hasne lagi dheere se. Lekin aurat ki maya hi kuch is kadar hai ke us yuvti ki hasi dekhkar Bansi bhi kamuk hone laga, is ajeeb mahol ko bhulke. "Yeh chamatkar kaisa laga Bansi???" ab Vinita ne apne haatho ko apne stan aur yoni se hata diye the, jisse gol matol sudol jism ab purn nagn avastha me Bansi ke aankho ke saamne tha. Lund me inta tanav to shayad pehle kabhi nahi aya tha, aur Bansi lali barsate huye gubbaro saman stan par haath lagane hi vala tha ke Vinita use rok leti hai, "aree itni jaldi bhi kyaa haii??". Uske chehre par ek ajeeb si muskaan thi, maano koi apsara dharti par utaar ayi ho kisi danav ko rijhane. Aise mauke me Bansi bhi apne dil ki potli ko khol utha "maddamjiii!!! Sach kahu aapse! Aap ko chodan khatirva ham kabse raha dekhat hote! eee tohra tarbuj ko masale khatir hum pagal hoil jaa rahat the!!!!".
Bansi ki aisi teekhi baato se, badi ada ke saath Vinita khilkhilayi aur uske ek khudre haath ko apne hath me thame jungle ki aur gehrayio me chalti gayi. Purn nagn gol matol gaand se nazar hatana Bansi ke liye adhik mushkil ho raha tha, aur bhala kyo na ho. Gaand ke patte aisi hilte rahe ke mano koi sangeet ki thirkan mache ho unme. shaadi ke baad jo Vinita ne vajan badayi hui thi, voh aaj is mahol me rang laane lagi. Bansi ki nazar ab uski gaand se leke upar kamar ke maas ke lakeer ki aur chipakne laga. "Uff aaj bhaag khul gayi hamri!!!" mann hi mann voh khud se bola. Aise me dekhte hi dekhte dono ek bade ajeeb se bargad ke ped ke saamne aakar khade ho jaate hain.
Ped ki huliya daravni si thi kuch had tak aur shakhao ke charo aur khopdiya ka ek mala maano bana hua tha. Is kamuk mahol me Bansi ko yeh dehahat se bhara nazara dekhkar bahut ajeeb sa lagne laga. Use samajh nahi aa raha tha ke is stithi me voh kaun sa jazbat dikhaye, darr ya khauf ya fir saamne khadi pari ko apne baho me lele. Uske honth kuch kehne keliye khulne hi wale the ke tabhi Vinita uski dhoti ki ganth par apni pyari pyari ungliya rakh deti hain aur Bansi ki to maano pure jism me pasina hi pasina.
"Madda......."
"Ssssshhhhhhh....."
Saare ungliyon ka khel safal raha aur gaanth khul gaya dhoti ka!
"Areeee eee kaa kardi aaapne haaaii maddammmmm!!!" Bansi ke hawas ka koi mukabla nahi raha, aur to aur tav me aakar usne apne pasine se latpat patle se shirt ko bhi utaar diya. Kacche ke saath janmo janam tak uska koi rishta to tha hi nahi, isliye ab stithi yeh bana ke yeh danav aur voh sudol pari, ab dono bejhijhak purn nagn avastha me ek dusre ke samne khade rahe. Jaha Bansi ekdam pasine me pisa hua tha, vaha dusre aur Vinita bade pyar se use hi dekhi jaa rahi thi aur phir niche ek nazar uske lund par tika di. Ab dayan to voh thi hi, lekin samne khada admi kisi danav se kam nahi tha, aur kyonki voh apne asli duniya me kafi rakshaso aur danavo ke saath sambhog kar chuki thi, isliye use kuch had tak Bansi ki nagn jism bhaa gayi, kuch is kadar ke uske ghane sawle tond me se pasina rijhta hua jab uske lund ke chamre tak aa gira to, us chamre ka kalapan ko dekhkar Vinita apni nichle hont ko daba di pyar se. Is drishya se Bansi ke lund ka tav aur badh gaya.
"Maddamji! Aap eee sapna kahe dikha rahi ho humka! Humra to maatha hi ghumat jaa raha haiii".
"Dhatt pagal! Sapna thodi na hai! Ise apne jeevan ka safalta maan ke hi chalo Bansi bhayia!" Yeh kehte kehte badi ada ke saath voh Bansi ke bhige kandhe par apne dono bazuo ko rakhke, bahut hi dhime dhime se apne haatho ko uske kandho se leti hui niche ki aur le jaane lagi uske kohni tak aur kuch tension se bhari rukavat ke baad dono ek dusre ke gale mil gaye. Badan se badan chipak gaye aur Bansi ne apne tapte pyase hontho ko Vinita ke mulayam kandhe par chipka diya aur jee bhar ke yaha se vaha, vaha se yaha chumne laga. "Bansi ii ohhh!" Badi ada ke saath voh sudol aurat kasmasayi aur apni nakhuno ko gad diya us danav saman insan ke pith par. Kandhe ke baad agla vaar un mote mote stan pe tha, aur bina jhijhak ke Bansi apne hatheli ke giraft me ek ek stan ko leleta hai, jisse Vinita aankhe munde ek lambi siski dene lagi "iiuuuuuuuuuuuiiii mmmmm!!!!!".
Phir dhire dhire Bansi ek ek nipplo ko baari baari chusne laga aur un gubbaro saman maas ko maaalna bhi jari rakha. Prembhog ka mahol chal raha tha aur dono ko ek saman maza aane laga ke tabhi ped me kampan hui aur Vinita us ishare ko samajh jaati hain. Usne ek baar phir se apne aap ko yaad dilayi ke use bhogta hua shaks koi rakshas ya danav to hai nahi, balke ek aam insaan hai, jiske saath use kuch aur hi karni thi! Lekin jaldi kis baat ki thi, akhir bakre ko halal karne se pehle, usko khilaya to jaata hi hai.
Isi vichar mann me liye voh Bansi ki kaamvaasna ka anand lene lagi aur Bansi bhi stan se leke gale aur kandhe tak, yaha tak nabhi ke ird gird bhi chumta gaya. Stan se chaati maaalta gaya aur fir Vinita Bansi ko apne pith ke bal leta deti hai us ghas bhare zameen par. Pasina me latpat Bansi ko samajh me aa chuka tha ke kya hone vala tha. Apni bhaari bharkam gaand liye voh apsara saman aurat bhi aagayi uske upar aur aankhe se aankhe mil gaye.
"Maddddaaaamji kk...kyya me????"
*Bilkul Bansi! Khud ko mat roko aaj!"
Bas! Phir kya, hari jhandi ke milte hi Bansi us tarbuj samaan gaand ke gaalo ko apne dono haatho se jakad leta hain aur jee bhar ke masalne laga, jabki iske jawab me Vinita jee bhar ke lund ke tope ke upar hi apni premras se bheegi yoni ke honto ko ghisti gayi, maano dono ek dusre ko chum rahe ho. Ek kaamyog ka mahol ban gaya tha us jungle me aur ab bina kisi vilamb kiye voh shubh ghari aa hi gaya jab Vinita khud hi thodi si upar hoti hui, seedha lund ke muhane par apni bur ko dhass deti hain aur bas! Betaab utavla supada seedha andar ki aur.
"Uuuuuuu ohhhhhhhhhh!"
Dono ke muh se ek kaamswaroop awaz nikal uthe aur bahut hi dhimi gati me Vinita Bansi ke upar halke halke uchal kud karne lagi. Lund par makhmali tvacha ka ehsaas se Bansi bhi bahut utavla ho utha aur apne haatho ko un tarbujo par gade rakha kass ke. Bahut hi dhime dhime gati me dono ke beech sambhog hota gaya. Vinita ke rasile honth kuch aise khule huye the ke unme se lalima tapak ke seedha Bansi ke chaudi chaati par girne lagi. Milan to mast chalne lagi thi.
Vaha dusre aur Rakesh kafi hadbadi me ghar ke anagan tak pahuch gaya aur kisi bhi halat me apne gadi ko park kar liya. Uska halat to dekhne layak tha! Shirt puri pasine me bheega hua tha aur ab voh bina kisi rukawat ke foran datwaje ki aur jaane laga. Teen se chaar baar ghanti bajata gaya, lekin awaaz Vinita ko pahuchta to bhala kaise.
Agla subah, sab kuch thik thaak hi shuru hua. Rajesh baar baar bread ko chabata hua, apne patni ki harkato ko yaad karne laga, khaas karke uske ajeeb vyavahar aur voh ungliyo pe khoon ka katra. Tabhi uske aankho ke samne ek chutki bajta hai "kaha kho gaye aap???". Rajesh Vinita ki aur gaur se dekhne laga, lekin kuch bola nahi, bas chup chaap khane laga. Tabhi Bittu aata hai "good morning mummy, Pappa!". Vinita uske phul jaise galo ko chum leti hai aur tiffin uske haath me dene lagi.
Foran, dono baap bete nikal jaate hai aur Vinita ghar me hamesha ki tarah akeli. Lekin aaj voh kuch uttejit thi, kyonki us din ki tarah Bansi aaj bhi late aanewvala tha aur bilkul usi din ki tarah, yeh lazmi tha ke voh flirt karne vala tha firse. Ek uttejna ki leher baar baar Vinita ki jism se guzarne lagti thi, jab bhi Bansi uske aur voh mardani bhav se dekhta tha. Voh yeh soch hi rahi thi ke tabhi bell ring hota hai aur darwaza khulte hi, Bansi dikh jaata hai, doodh ke tin liye aur vahi ghisi piti dhoti pehna hua "bhauji! Kaisan ho aap?? Maaf karna, aaj phir late hoi gava!".
Aaj hairanjanak Vinita uske aur ek katilana andaz se dekh rahi thi "Bansi bhayia! Andar to ao!". Hairani se Bansi andar aata hai aur uske khudre haath ko Vinita apne pyare mulayam hatho me tham leti hai "sach me! Kitne mehnti haath hai!". Bansi ko apne kismat me yakeen nahi ho raha tha. Aaj suraj mano pashchim se nikla ho! Bade ada ke saath Vinita Bansi ke hath thame, use apne sath le jaane lagi seediyo ke upar. Bansi khushi khushi uske saath jaane laga upar ki aur.
Vaha, dusre aur Rajesh Bittu ko school chorke, bas apne gari me bethne hi vala tha ke, tabhi ek tagda haath uske kohni ko thaam leta hai. Ghabrake Rajesh nazre upar karta hai to samne ek tantrik jaisa aadmi khada tha, uske baal aur daari me safedi ka mishran tha aur kapde ke naam pe ek lamba kaala gown pehna hua tha. Uske huliya do dekhkar Rajesh uske aur dekhne laga "kya baat hai?? Kaun ho tum?". Us tantrik ki aankho me kuch karuna aur bhay, dono sath sath base the "apne Zindagi ko apne hi hatho se mat gavao beta!!!! Abhi bhi vakt hai!".
Rajesh thora haske "kya keh rahe ho aap baba???? Chaliye, jaane dijiye mujhe!". Us aadmi ko dhakelta hua, voh gari me beth gaya, lekin phir se tantrik ne uska kohni tham liya "Rajesh beta!!!". Apne naam ko sunte hi Rajesh hakkabakka reh gaya. Uska haath steering pe hi tham gaya aur gaur se us tantrik ki aur dekhne laga "aap mere naam kaise jaante hai????". Tantrik ki aankho me kuch baate thi, aur jald voh tantrik andar beth jaata hai, bagal ki seat par.
Vaha dusre aur, Bansi ka lund hichkole maar raha tha dhoti ke andar. Vinita pyar se use dekhne lagi. Usne abhi bhi apni night gown hi pehni hui thi, jo ek gulabi rang ka tha. Bansi ki nazar uski lalima bhari honto par jaakar atak gaya. Badi natkhat andaz ke saath Vinita use dekhkar itra rahi thi, jaise mano, Bansi jitna usme bhi uttejna bhar rahi thi dhire dhire. "Ao betho Bansi! Me abhi aati hu!". Bansi keval apna dant dikhaye utavla ho raha tha, itna ke, usne kamre ki huliya pe gaur hi nahi kiya. Pure kamre me sare ke sare khidkiya parde se dhaka hua tha aur deewaro pe kuch ajeeb o gareeb tasveere sajaye huye the. Un tasvero me ek khaas baat thi. Voh tha shaitan!
Bathroom me Vinita ko gum hote dekh Bansi utsukh bhare mann ke saath betha raha. Uske liye to bistar ki narmahat bhi kamal ka tha, jispar baar baar voh apne gaand ko ragadta gaya aur maze se matress ka anand leta gaya. "aaj to kamal ho gaya! Ei maidam humre niche hone vali hai aaj!!! Uff! Hum to ee ka chorenge nahi!". Uttejna se apne dhoti me ubhre lund ko vahi bethe bethe masalne laga.
Vaha dusre aur, Rajesh aur tantrik ek sunsaan jagah par pahuch jaate hain. Gaari ko foran park karvake, beaabri bhara mann liye Rajesh us tantrik ki aur do dekhne laga "boliye! Kyo aap mere piche pare hai????". Tantrik ki aankho me karuna thi, aur Rajesh ke kandho par haath lagaye, uske aankho me jhankne laga "dekho beta! Jo baat mujhe kehna hai tumse, voh bahut zaruri hai. Me khud gava hu tunhari shaadi ka, aaj se 10 saal pehle! Lekin.. ..... ek baat samajh lo! Ke voh aurat jo tunhare saath sansar kar rahi hai, voh........ Voh tumhari patni nahi! Balki ek...DAAYAN hai!!!".
Rajesh ki aankhe chaudi ho gayi "what??? Kya bakavas hai yeh??? Aap pagal to nahi hai???????? Vinita dus saalo se meri dharam patni hai! Aap jayiye yaha se!!!! Get out madman!". Rajesh ka santulan khone laga tha, lekin tantrik vaha se gaya nahi. "Patni nahi, dusri patni!" Yeh kehke tantrik chup ho gaya aur Rajesh bhi hairani se use dekhne laga. Kuch chuppi ke baad, voh bol para "yeh baat aapko kaise pata hai??". "Kyonki beta! Aaj se teen saal pehle tumahri shaadi ka gava bhi me hu!!!!. Tantrik ki baato se Rajesh ne virodh karne ka kasar chor diya.
"Use chor do beta! Varna voh musibat leke ayegi!!!! Dekh Lena!!
Aur ha! Zarurat pare, to me us khandar ke baju mandir me hi rehta hu!". Itna kehke tantrik vaha se chala jaata hai aur Rajesh voh kadwa sach ko peene laga vapas. Sach to yeh tha, ke Bittu uske pehle patni ki aulad tha, jo ab duniya me nahi thi, aur is kaaran, Vinita kareeb teen saal pehle uske jeevan me ayi thi, lekin usne kabhi bhi apne sage sambandho ka zikar nahi ki thi. Lekin filhal in sab soch ko alvida kehke, voh u turn leleta Hain.
Vaha, ghar pe, Bansi apne lund ko dhoti ke upar se hi masalta gaya aur tabhi bathroom ki darwaza khul utha. Aankhen phade Bansi dekhta gaya ke ek tez roshni ki bhanti ek pari jaisi aurat purn nagn hoke aage aage aa rahi thi. Nagn jism pe keval stan aur yoni pe haath lagaye Vinita sharmakar Bansi ke aage aakar ruk gayi aur uska haath tham liya.
Bansi pagal hone laga ab, komal haath ka sparsh apne haatho pe paakar, voh khush hogaya. "Maddam! aaaapp aaa...". "Sshhhh... aayie mere saath, bahut baat karte hai aap! chaliye" itna kehna tha ke Bansi apne haath uske haath pe thamaye, uske piche piche jaane laga bathroom ki aur. Dono andar chale jaate hai ke bathroom ka darwaza apne aap hi band ho jaata hai aur andar aate hi Bansi aankhe tatole hairani se yaha vaha dekhne laga.
Andar bathroom ka mahol to tha hi nahi! balki ghana jungle tha jaha keval bargad ka ped charo aur the. Andhera bhi purn nahi tha, lekin shaam ka vakt bhi nahi keh sakte the. Bansi mahol ko dekhkar ekdam hairan reh gaya aur maathe pe pasina aane laga. Uske pasine pe latpat jism ko dekhkar Vinita hasne lagi dheere se. Lekin aurat ki maya hi kuch is kadar hai ke us yuvti ki hasi dekhkar Bansi bhi kamuk hone laga, is ajeeb mahol ko bhulke. "Yeh chamatkar kaisa laga Bansi???" ab Vinita ne apne haatho ko apne stan aur yoni se hata diye the, jisse gol matol sudol jism ab purn nagn avastha me Bansi ke aankho ke saamne tha. Lund me inta tanav to shayad pehle kabhi nahi aya tha, aur Bansi lali barsate huye gubbaro saman stan par haath lagane hi vala tha ke Vinita use rok leti hai, "aree itni jaldi bhi kyaa haii??". Uske chehre par ek ajeeb si muskaan thi, maano koi apsara dharti par utaar ayi ho kisi danav ko rijhane. Aise mauke me Bansi bhi apne dil ki potli ko khol utha "maddamjiii!!! Sach kahu aapse! Aap ko chodan khatirva ham kabse raha dekhat hote! eee tohra tarbuj ko masale khatir hum pagal hoil jaa rahat the!!!!".
Bansi ki aisi teekhi baato se, badi ada ke saath Vinita khilkhilayi aur uske ek khudre haath ko apne hath me thame jungle ki aur gehrayio me chalti gayi. Purn nagn gol matol gaand se nazar hatana Bansi ke liye adhik mushkil ho raha tha, aur bhala kyo na ho. Gaand ke patte aisi hilte rahe ke mano koi sangeet ki thirkan mache ho unme. shaadi ke baad jo Vinita ne vajan badayi hui thi, voh aaj is mahol me rang laane lagi. Bansi ki nazar ab uski gaand se leke upar kamar ke maas ke lakeer ki aur chipakne laga. "Uff aaj bhaag khul gayi hamri!!!" mann hi mann voh khud se bola. Aise me dekhte hi dekhte dono ek bade ajeeb se bargad ke ped ke saamne aakar khade ho jaate hain.
Ped ki huliya daravni si thi kuch had tak aur shakhao ke charo aur khopdiya ka ek mala maano bana hua tha. Is kamuk mahol me Bansi ko yeh dehahat se bhara nazara dekhkar bahut ajeeb sa lagne laga. Use samajh nahi aa raha tha ke is stithi me voh kaun sa jazbat dikhaye, darr ya khauf ya fir saamne khadi pari ko apne baho me lele. Uske honth kuch kehne keliye khulne hi wale the ke tabhi Vinita uski dhoti ki ganth par apni pyari pyari ungliya rakh deti hain aur Bansi ki to maano pure jism me pasina hi pasina.
"Madda......."
"Ssssshhhhhhh....."
Saare ungliyon ka khel safal raha aur gaanth khul gaya dhoti ka!
"Areeee eee kaa kardi aaapne haaaii maddammmmm!!!" Bansi ke hawas ka koi mukabla nahi raha, aur to aur tav me aakar usne apne pasine se latpat patle se shirt ko bhi utaar diya. Kacche ke saath janmo janam tak uska koi rishta to tha hi nahi, isliye ab stithi yeh bana ke yeh danav aur voh sudol pari, ab dono bejhijhak purn nagn avastha me ek dusre ke samne khade rahe. Jaha Bansi ekdam pasine me pisa hua tha, vaha dusre aur Vinita bade pyar se use hi dekhi jaa rahi thi aur phir niche ek nazar uske lund par tika di. Ab dayan to voh thi hi, lekin samne khada admi kisi danav se kam nahi tha, aur kyonki voh apne asli duniya me kafi rakshaso aur danavo ke saath sambhog kar chuki thi, isliye use kuch had tak Bansi ki nagn jism bhaa gayi, kuch is kadar ke uske ghane sawle tond me se pasina rijhta hua jab uske lund ke chamre tak aa gira to, us chamre ka kalapan ko dekhkar Vinita apni nichle hont ko daba di pyar se. Is drishya se Bansi ke lund ka tav aur badh gaya.
"Maddamji! Aap eee sapna kahe dikha rahi ho humka! Humra to maatha hi ghumat jaa raha haiii".
"Dhatt pagal! Sapna thodi na hai! Ise apne jeevan ka safalta maan ke hi chalo Bansi bhayia!" Yeh kehte kehte badi ada ke saath voh Bansi ke bhige kandhe par apne dono bazuo ko rakhke, bahut hi dhime dhime se apne haatho ko uske kandho se leti hui niche ki aur le jaane lagi uske kohni tak aur kuch tension se bhari rukavat ke baad dono ek dusre ke gale mil gaye. Badan se badan chipak gaye aur Bansi ne apne tapte pyase hontho ko Vinita ke mulayam kandhe par chipka diya aur jee bhar ke yaha se vaha, vaha se yaha chumne laga. "Bansi ii ohhh!" Badi ada ke saath voh sudol aurat kasmasayi aur apni nakhuno ko gad diya us danav saman insan ke pith par. Kandhe ke baad agla vaar un mote mote stan pe tha, aur bina jhijhak ke Bansi apne hatheli ke giraft me ek ek stan ko leleta hai, jisse Vinita aankhe munde ek lambi siski dene lagi "iiuuuuuuuuuuuiiii mmmmm!!!!!".
Phir dhire dhire Bansi ek ek nipplo ko baari baari chusne laga aur un gubbaro saman maas ko maaalna bhi jari rakha. Prembhog ka mahol chal raha tha aur dono ko ek saman maza aane laga ke tabhi ped me kampan hui aur Vinita us ishare ko samajh jaati hain. Usne ek baar phir se apne aap ko yaad dilayi ke use bhogta hua shaks koi rakshas ya danav to hai nahi, balke ek aam insaan hai, jiske saath use kuch aur hi karni thi! Lekin jaldi kis baat ki thi, akhir bakre ko halal karne se pehle, usko khilaya to jaata hi hai.
Isi vichar mann me liye voh Bansi ki kaamvaasna ka anand lene lagi aur Bansi bhi stan se leke gale aur kandhe tak, yaha tak nabhi ke ird gird bhi chumta gaya. Stan se chaati maaalta gaya aur fir Vinita Bansi ko apne pith ke bal leta deti hai us ghas bhare zameen par. Pasina me latpat Bansi ko samajh me aa chuka tha ke kya hone vala tha. Apni bhaari bharkam gaand liye voh apsara saman aurat bhi aagayi uske upar aur aankhe se aankhe mil gaye.
"Maddddaaaamji kk...kyya me????"
*Bilkul Bansi! Khud ko mat roko aaj!"
Bas! Phir kya, hari jhandi ke milte hi Bansi us tarbuj samaan gaand ke gaalo ko apne dono haatho se jakad leta hain aur jee bhar ke masalne laga, jabki iske jawab me Vinita jee bhar ke lund ke tope ke upar hi apni premras se bheegi yoni ke honto ko ghisti gayi, maano dono ek dusre ko chum rahe ho. Ek kaamyog ka mahol ban gaya tha us jungle me aur ab bina kisi vilamb kiye voh shubh ghari aa hi gaya jab Vinita khud hi thodi si upar hoti hui, seedha lund ke muhane par apni bur ko dhass deti hain aur bas! Betaab utavla supada seedha andar ki aur.
"Uuuuuuu ohhhhhhhhhh!"
Dono ke muh se ek kaamswaroop awaz nikal uthe aur bahut hi dhimi gati me Vinita Bansi ke upar halke halke uchal kud karne lagi. Lund par makhmali tvacha ka ehsaas se Bansi bhi bahut utavla ho utha aur apne haatho ko un tarbujo par gade rakha kass ke. Bahut hi dhime dhime gati me dono ke beech sambhog hota gaya. Vinita ke rasile honth kuch aise khule huye the ke unme se lalima tapak ke seedha Bansi ke chaudi chaati par girne lagi. Milan to mast chalne lagi thi.
Vaha dusre aur Rakesh kafi hadbadi me ghar ke anagan tak pahuch gaya aur kisi bhi halat me apne gadi ko park kar liya. Uska halat to dekhne layak tha! Shirt puri pasine me bheega hua tha aur ab voh bina kisi rukawat ke foran datwaje ki aur jaane laga. Teen se chaar baar ghanti bajata gaya, lekin awaaz Vinita ko pahuchta to bhala kaise.
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