Fantasy Kareena Kapoor in Village.

[KareenaKapoorLover]

Bheema ke jaane ke baad ke baad Kareena ke dil bahut tej tej dhadak raha tha, uski saase tej tej chal rahi thi..

Wo apne aap ko kaanch mai dekh bhi nhi paa rahi thi, usko apne aap se ghin aa rahi thi ki kaise usko aise Gande, kaale, budhe ,gavar  aadmi ne chua..
Chuna to dur ki baat thi Uske mulayam raseele gulabi honto ko chooma wo bhi itni behrami se..

Kaha wo ek superstar , jiske ek jalak paane ke liye hazaro log ikkhate ho jate hai, aur kaha wo ek mamuli ja ganda aadmi jisko koi cheej ki tameej to thi nhi ,
Uppar se itna ganda usne uske sath ye sab kiya..

Par anadar he andar uske Bhima ko thappad marne ka bura bhi lag rha tha..
Kareena ye accept nhi kar skti thi par uske dil mai Bhima ke prati koi na koi bhaav jarur jagruk ho rahe the..

Kareena man he man mai " mujhko usse aise thappad nahi marna cahiye tha..
Wo dil ka kaafi accha hai.. wo cahta to mere sath bahut kuch kar skta tha..
Chii ye kya soch rahi hu mai , kitna ganda hai wo, kaala , moota , aur budha bhi.. aise kya hai uss gandhe buddhe mai jo mai uske baare mai soch rahi hu..
Laakho log meri liye ghanto khade rehte hai.. mai itni badi star hu.. wo ek ghatiya aadmi..

Kaise kiss kiya tha usne meko chii..
Kitni badboo aati hai uske muhh se..
Jane kab muh dhoya ho aakhri baar , uske kaale gande honth pe kaise meri red lipstick lag gyi thi..

Ye sab sochke pata nhi kyu kareena ke dil ke dhadkan tej ho gyi thi aur..
Mjhko aise logo mai farak nhi karna cahiye , wo gareeb hai to kya hua insaan to hai , kya unko hak nhi ki kisi auart se pyar mil sake bhale he wo badsurat aur buddh he kyu na ho.. waise bhi mai star hu to kya hua hu to ek insan he mujhko usko aise thappad nhi marna cahiye tha
Shoot ke baad usko call kar lungi ..
Sorry bol dungi .. Bhima ji tumne to ek Bollywood ki Star ko zhuka diya apne aage , na jaane kya baat hai tum mai .."
Aisa soch ke kareena sharma jati hai..



Udhar Bhima ko khudpe kaafi garv mehsus ho
rahat tha.....
Wo man he man " waah BC .. maza aa gya kya raseele hoth hai meri jaan tere ekdum mulayam aur raseele.. tere jaise hush ke pari ke bare mai sochna he bahut badi baat hai , mujh jaise ghatiya aadmi ko to gaav ki ye kaali mooti aurte bhi muh nhi lagati , par tu to ek apsara hai,
Itna sundar, itni badi star, jiske ek jalak paane ke liye  lakho log mare jaate hai,
Jisko dekh ke acche acche lawde tan jate hai.. wo meri baaho mai thi , aur uske rasile honto ko chum ka aya hu mai..
Bahut he jald tu mere neeche hongi ,
Aur tujhko mai apni rakhel banaunga..
Tere makkhan jaise chikne , dood jaise goore badan ko ye koele jaisa kala aadmi nooch nooch ke khayenga..
Dene wala jab bhi deta hai chappar faad ke deta hai.. waah bhagwan, kya hush ke pari bheeji hai mere liye.."


Aab shooting shuru hoti hai ...
Par Kareena ke dil mai to Bhima he chal rha tha..
Uska maan aaj shooting mai nhi kahi aur he laga hua tha..

Director ko headache ka bahaha karke  Kareena aaj jaldi  packup karwa leti hai..

Kareena apne room mai jaane ke baad wo thode der aaram karti hai fir uska dil to Bhima ke baare mai he soch rha tha ..

Wo man he man " naah cahke bhi kyu mera dil uss dehati ki aur jaa rha hai..

Dursi taraf nhi mujhko usko aise thappad nhi marna cahiye tha.. wo to age mai bhi kitna bada hai mujh se..
Ha uske baad bhi uski najare meri taraf gandi hai.. wo to sabhi mardo ke rehti hai , wo bhi to ek mard hai, bhale he buddha., Par mard to hai.. jisne mere honto ko chuma tha...
Kya karu usse baat karu ya na karu ?"

Bahut sochne ke baad Kareena usko badi himmat juta ke call lagati hai..
Udhar Bhima phone uthata hai..

Bhima " hame pata tha madamji  ki aap hamko jarur maaf kqr dengi and aapke dil mai hamne jarur ek jagah banayi hai.."

Kareena " nhi bhima wo darasal mujhko tumhko aise thappad nhi marna cahiye tha.. I am very sorry for that.."

Bhima " are madam hindi mai boliye na ham to thare ek gavar kaha aap angreji bol rahi ho , hamko kaha samjhegi angreji.."

Kareena " wo mujhko maaf kardo Bhima ..
Mujhko tumko thappad nhi marna cahiye tha.. "

Bhima to kareena ko apne neeche lana cahta tha .. wo apna shaitani dimaag chlata hai..

Bhima " are madam maaf to ham aapko kar denge aapse pyar jo karte hai..
Aap jaise sundarta ki devi ko hamare  jaisa aadmi kaise maaf na kare..
Par agar aap sacche dil se maafi cahti ho to aapko hamare liye kuch karna honga na.. "

Kareena " ha bolo Bhima kya karna honga mujhko "

Bhima " wo madam aap dil se maafi mang rahi ho hamko ye jab he lagenga jab aap ..
Hamare gareeb khane maj, hamari kutiya mai aayengi hamare pass.."

Kareena " nahi Bhima mai waha kaise aa sakti ho , koi dekh lenga to media mai baat spread ho jaengi , meri image ka kya honga.."

Bhima " wo sab hamko kuch nhi pata ..
Agar aapko maafi cahiye to aapko hamare pass ana padenga.."

Kareena man mai " mai kaise ja skti hu ..
Kahi dekh liya kisi ne to ..
Par ye manne bhi kaha wala hai..
Itna to Bhima ji ke liye kar he sakti hu..
Ye soch kar wo muskurati hai..

Kareena " thik hai Bhima , mai sham ko aa jaungi udhar , par sirf thode der ke liye , tumhara dil rakhne ke liye..
Par yaad rakhna iss bar koi galat harkat nhi honi cahiye ek tum he ho jispe pure gaav maj mujhko bharosa hai..
Warna aainda se mai tumhari kabhi shakal nhi dekhungi .."

Bhima man mai " dekhengi to madam aaj aap bahut kuch .. hehehe.. ye sochke wo apne kaale peele daat nikal ke hasta hai..

Bhima " ha madam hamhare uppar bharosa rakhiye ..is bar koi galat harkat nhi hongi..
Par madam aapko aaj saadi pehen kar aana padenga , wo bhi kaali saadi , jismai aapki peeth dekhayi de.. hamne aapki ek
Film mai dekha tha waisa aapko..
Jabse dil mai tamanna thi ki kash aapko aise kabhi dekhe.."

Kareena " ji aur koi seva kar sakti hu aapki Bhima ji.. aur muskurati hai..

Bheema " kyu sharminda karti ho madam .. ha agar aap apne komal honto pe laal lipstick laga le to aapki sundarta aur bad jaengi.."

Kareena " thik hai Bhima mai laga ke aaungi ..  
Chlo fir milte hai sham mai .. byee"
Aur phone cut ho jata hai..

Bheema man he man jaise uchal raha tha
Waah re Bhima bhagwan tere pe kuch jyda he meherbaan hai lagta hai..
Waah Bollywood ki itni badi Sundari tere liye sajh sawar ke aayengi.. aaj to madam tumko apni rakhel bana ke rahunga..
Kareena Kapoor aur meri rakhel..
Maza aa jaenga.. pure gaav ke mardo ko jalaunga ki dekho Kareena meri maashuka hai..
Uske mulayam jism ko pura khaa jaunga aaj .. ye sab soch ke he Bhima ka lund khana ho jata hai..

Usse bas aab intejar tha to sham hone ka.
Aab dekhna ye hai ki kaise ek sundarta ki misaal , doodh jaise goori  Kareena ko Badsurti ki misaal , koele jaisa Bhima kaise apne neeche lata hai..




To be continued.........