15-03-2019, 04:18 PM
udar birju chacha apne jhopde se idar ane ke liye nikal chuka tha...thodi der baad oh pohch jata hai....door bell bajata hai...aur radha jab door kholti hai toh use jhatka lagta hai....
radha- arey birju chacha kaha tha re tu...?
Birju(man men)- ye saali ab kaha se agyi....ye agyi matlab mera patta kat...meri koel rand ko chor kar main nahi jaskta....
birju- radha kab ayi tu....
radha- subha hi...
birju- oh...
Birju(man men)- saali ki waja se pura kara karya bigad jayega....
radha- kya soch raha hai birju chacha....??
Birju- soch raha hu....ab tu agyi hai main wapas bekar hojaunga....radha hasnti hai....
radha- arey nahi re birju chacha....khud sahab ne tujhe kaam par rakha hai....oh bole ke birju chacha ko kaam par rakh lo....birju achambit reh jata hai...
birju- kya sachmen?
Radha- haan....
birju chacha ki khushi ka thikana nahi thi....birju man men....saala ye toh chamtkar hi hogya...khud saali ka pati hi mujhe yahan rakhna chahta hai....shikayat ka mauqa nahi dunga teri biwi ko main dar mat.....birju chacha man hi man hans raha tha....
radha- waise birju chacha aisa kitna acha kaam kiya tune jo sahab itna tuje rakhne ka bol rahe hain??
Birju- oh kya hai na radha mera kaam madam ko bohat pasand aya hai.....
radha- acha madam ko.....kya baat hai re chacha mera kaam chudwa dega kya.....
birju- hahaaha....
radha- oh tere liye sahab ne terrece par ka room dene ko kaha hai....wahan saaf safai kar di hai maine.....
birju- chal acha hai sahab sab suvidha de rahe hain mujhe....
birju double meaning baat kar raha tha....lekin radha ke samjh men kuch nahi arha tha....birju koel ke room ke taraf dekhne lagta hai....
radha- kya dekh raha hai chachaa??
Birju- oh sahab aur madam dikh nahi rahe??
Radha- haa oh bahar gaye hain dono....
birju- bahar??
Radha- haa kahin ghumne gaye hain.....
radha- mujhe kaam hai....tu bhi bahar paudon ko pani de de....
radha apne kaam par lag jati hai....udar birju bahar pani dene men lag jata hai paudon ko.....wahan koel aur raj city men pohch chuke the....oh ghum fir rahe the....dopeher men lunch ke baad dono park men baithe hue the....
raj- aur kahan chalna hai koel...??
Koel- Shopping....
raj- thik hai chalte hain....
koel- chalo fir....
dono ek mall jane ke liye jate hain.....mall pohchkr koel shopping bhi karne lag jati hai....aaj use bohat acha lag raha tha apne pati ke sath ghumne firne men...oh mall men ek jaga ruki thi ke use bachon ke dipers ka counter dikhta hai....tab uske dimag men wahi tension ajata hai ke kahin oh pregnent toh nahi hojayegi...kyunke oh itne din unprotected sex kar rahi thi birju chacha ke sath.....uske mathe par paseena arha tha...uske chehre par tension saaf dikh raha tha....itne enjoyment men use achanak ye tension aya tha use.....
koel(man men)- ab kya karun jaldi se jakar chekcup karana hoga mujhe.....lekin ye baat main raj ko bata nahi sakti....mujhe kisi taraha hospital jakar ana hoga....kya karuuu....
raj- koel kaha kho gayi kya hua??
Koel- raaj oh mujhe ek kaam hai...main jakar awun....
raj- arey toh main bhi chalta hun na sath men....
koel- nahi raj main jakar ajaungi....
raj- peronal hai kya madam?
Koel- kya raj tum bhi personal bol rahe ho...bas chots sa kaam hai ajaungi....
raj- acha thik hai mujhe call karna main pick karlunga tumko....
koel- thik hai...
koel fir wahan se niklti hai.....oh thodi der baad ek clinic pohch jati hai...uska number aneke baad oh andr chali jati hai....wahan ke ladies docter thi....
koel- hello...
docter- hello sir....so kya problem hai apko??
Koel- docter mera oh pregnancy test karwana tha.....
docter- sure...tum wahan let jawo....
koel jakar let jati hai....docter apna pura checkup krti hai.....
docter- so whats your name??
Koel- ji koel....
docter- so koel sab normal hai....pregnant toh nahi ho tum.....
koel khush hojati hai....aur rahat ki sans leti hai....aisa nahi tha ke oh maa nahi banna chahti thi..lekin birju chacha se nahii....koel ke dil ko ab sunkoon ata hai ab.....matlab oh i-pill thik se le rahi thi.....
docter- waise koel tum prega-news kit bhi toh use kar sakti thi na....its rather easy.....
koel- yes docter but main sure hona chahti thi....oh kya hai na docter main is waqt maa nahi banna chahti thi isliye....
docter- oh i can understand....
koel- thanks docter....apki fees....??
Docter- haa oh counter par de dena....
koel...okay thanks docter....
docter- your welcome....
koel fir wahan se pay karke chali ati hai....oh bohat khush thi....bohat rahat mili thi use....oh raj ko call lagati hai.....
koel- haa raj kahan par hoo?
Raj- main yahin malle men hun....
koel- acha thik hai main ati hun wahi....tum main door ke paas raho....
fir koel chali jati hai....shaam men kareeb 6 baje oh dono ek film dekhne ke liye theater pohch jate hain.....wahan kafi bhid thi....ek super hit film lagi thi toh kafi rush tha....raj aur koel ticket counter par ruke the ticket lene ke liye....raj aage tha aur koel piche.....koel ke piche ek worker type kala sa admi khada tha....ek shirt aur purani si pant me.....uske baal bhi ghungru se...pakka unpad lag raha tha....koel khadi khadi idar udar dekh rahi thi....jis dress men oh us waqt thi...
kafi log use ghur chuke the....oh wahin khadi thi ke use apne piche kamar kisi ka hath mehsus hota hai.....raj toh ho nahi sakta....koel ghabra jati hai......oh raj ki taraf dekhti hai....lekin oh toh aage dekh raha tha.....koel ko ghabrahat horhi thi....uske piche ek anjan admi use chu raha tha....koel jhat se uska hath hat deti hai.....aur thoda aage hojati hai raj ke taraf.....line abhi bhi lambi thi toh counter par pohchne time lag raha tha.....
thodi der baad firse hath koel ko apni kamar par mehsus hota hai....koel firse pareshan hone lagti hai...piche wale admi ka confidence bad gaya tha koel ko zyada kuch virod na krte dekh.....oh admi ab apne dono hath koel ke kamar par dal deta hai.....koel toh ekdum se shock hojati hai....ek anjan admi use chu raha tha aur uska pati samne hi khada hai.....
oh admi ab apne hath wahi chalne lagta hai...koel ki ghabrahat bad rahi thi.....tabhi waham line ke side men ek admi ata hai jo black ke tickets bech raha tha.....oh raj se....
admi- arey chahiye kya tickets??
Raj- kitne ka diya??
Admi- sirf 300....
raj- 150 se sidha 300..bohat zyada hai....
admi- arey le lo warna jald hi housefull ka board lag jayega.....
yahan us admi ke hath koel ki kamar par chal rahe the....koel firse uske hath jhatka deti hai...
koel- raj le lo na....film miss na hojaye....koel bas yahan se jana chahti thi...
raj- lekin koel....
koel- pls raj....
raj- acha thik hai....haan bhai do de de.....
ticket lekar oh dono jane lagte hain....jate hue koel us admi ko mudkar dekhti hai...oh admi apne peele dant nikal kar muskurata hai...koel ko ghin ati hai....oh raj ka hath pakad leti hai aur oh dono andr chale jate hain......
dono film dekh kar kareeb 10 baje ghar pohchte hain....kafi long day tha dono ke liye.....lekin aaj koel bohat khush thi...apne pati ke sath ghum fir kar jo ayi thi.....door par pohchkar oh door bell bajate hain....thodi der baad radha door kholti hai....
radha- ayiye madam sahabb....oh dono andr chale ate hain.....
raj- khana kha liya na radha?
Radha- haa sahabb...
Radha- sahab aap dono ke liye laga dun khana??
Raj- arey nahi hum khakr hi aye hain....
Radha- oh
raj- oh birju chacha aye kya nahi??
Koel raj ko dekhne lagti hai....use samjh nahi arha tha ke kyun raj birju chacha ki itni care kar raha hai....
Radha- haa oh sahab tabhi agya tha....
raj- kahan hain oh??
Radha- sahab oh upar terrece wale room men hai....
raj- oh achi baat hai....koel side men tehri hui thi...oh thaki hui thi...
radha- madam aap thak gayi hain lagta hai....
koel- haa radha bohat....
raj- chalo fir chalte hain sone.....
fir oh aur koel apne bedroom chale jate hain......radha bhi kitchen chali jati hai sone.....bedroom jakar koel apne kapde change kar leti hai....aur ek night suit pehen leti hai...raj bhi change kar leta hai....din bhar ki thakwat ki waja se letate hi raj ko nind ajati hai....
koel lekin pata nahi kyun abhi bhi jaag rahi thi....usne toh expect kiya tha ke aaj raj kuch karega uske sath....khush jo itna kiya tha usko aaj.....lekin oh toh sogy....koel raj ke taraf dekhne lagti hai.....oh ek baar raj ko uthane ki kosish karti hai lekin fir uski thakwat dekh kar nahi karti hai....oh thodi der waise hi leti rehti hai....
lekin fir oh achank uth jati hai aur door ki taraf jane lagti hai.....pata nahi use kya hua oh door kholti hai aur band kar deti hai bahar se.....oh ek baar hall ki tarf dekhti hai fir oh ghum kar terrece jane wale raste ki taraf dhire se chal deti hai.....uski dhadkan tez thi...use khud pata nahi tha ke oh akhir kyun jarhi hai oh wahan.....lekin oh jaise khud ka control kho chuki thi....chalte hue oh last stair tak pohchti hai aur ruk jati hai....uski dhadkan bilkul tez thi...use pata tha oh sher ke mun men jarhi hai....lekin pata nahi kyun oh shikar hona chah rahi thi....
oh is waqt ek night suit men thi...bhikare baal, gulabi honth, maang men sindoor aur uska masum sa chehra bohat hot lag rahi thi oh.....last step tak pohchkar uski nazar terrece par bane ek chote se room par padti hai....uski dhadkan dhire hone ka naam nahi le rahi thi.....tabhiii.....
radha- arey birju chacha kaha tha re tu...?
Birju(man men)- ye saali ab kaha se agyi....ye agyi matlab mera patta kat...meri koel rand ko chor kar main nahi jaskta....
birju- radha kab ayi tu....
radha- subha hi...
birju- oh...
Birju(man men)- saali ki waja se pura kara karya bigad jayega....
radha- kya soch raha hai birju chacha....??
Birju- soch raha hu....ab tu agyi hai main wapas bekar hojaunga....radha hasnti hai....
radha- arey nahi re birju chacha....khud sahab ne tujhe kaam par rakha hai....oh bole ke birju chacha ko kaam par rakh lo....birju achambit reh jata hai...
birju- kya sachmen?
Radha- haan....
birju chacha ki khushi ka thikana nahi thi....birju man men....saala ye toh chamtkar hi hogya...khud saali ka pati hi mujhe yahan rakhna chahta hai....shikayat ka mauqa nahi dunga teri biwi ko main dar mat.....birju chacha man hi man hans raha tha....
radha- waise birju chacha aisa kitna acha kaam kiya tune jo sahab itna tuje rakhne ka bol rahe hain??
Birju- oh kya hai na radha mera kaam madam ko bohat pasand aya hai.....
radha- acha madam ko.....kya baat hai re chacha mera kaam chudwa dega kya.....
birju- hahaaha....
radha- oh tere liye sahab ne terrece par ka room dene ko kaha hai....wahan saaf safai kar di hai maine.....
birju- chal acha hai sahab sab suvidha de rahe hain mujhe....
birju double meaning baat kar raha tha....lekin radha ke samjh men kuch nahi arha tha....birju koel ke room ke taraf dekhne lagta hai....
radha- kya dekh raha hai chachaa??
Birju- oh sahab aur madam dikh nahi rahe??
Radha- haa oh bahar gaye hain dono....
birju- bahar??
Radha- haa kahin ghumne gaye hain.....
radha- mujhe kaam hai....tu bhi bahar paudon ko pani de de....
radha apne kaam par lag jati hai....udar birju bahar pani dene men lag jata hai paudon ko.....wahan koel aur raj city men pohch chuke the....oh ghum fir rahe the....dopeher men lunch ke baad dono park men baithe hue the....
raj- aur kahan chalna hai koel...??
Koel- Shopping....
raj- thik hai chalte hain....
koel- chalo fir....
dono ek mall jane ke liye jate hain.....mall pohchkr koel shopping bhi karne lag jati hai....aaj use bohat acha lag raha tha apne pati ke sath ghumne firne men...oh mall men ek jaga ruki thi ke use bachon ke dipers ka counter dikhta hai....tab uske dimag men wahi tension ajata hai ke kahin oh pregnent toh nahi hojayegi...kyunke oh itne din unprotected sex kar rahi thi birju chacha ke sath.....uske mathe par paseena arha tha...uske chehre par tension saaf dikh raha tha....itne enjoyment men use achanak ye tension aya tha use.....
koel(man men)- ab kya karun jaldi se jakar chekcup karana hoga mujhe.....lekin ye baat main raj ko bata nahi sakti....mujhe kisi taraha hospital jakar ana hoga....kya karuuu....
raj- koel kaha kho gayi kya hua??
Koel- raaj oh mujhe ek kaam hai...main jakar awun....
raj- arey toh main bhi chalta hun na sath men....
koel- nahi raj main jakar ajaungi....
raj- peronal hai kya madam?
Koel- kya raj tum bhi personal bol rahe ho...bas chots sa kaam hai ajaungi....
raj- acha thik hai mujhe call karna main pick karlunga tumko....
koel- thik hai...
koel fir wahan se niklti hai.....oh thodi der baad ek clinic pohch jati hai...uska number aneke baad oh andr chali jati hai....wahan ke ladies docter thi....
koel- hello...
docter- hello sir....so kya problem hai apko??
Koel- docter mera oh pregnancy test karwana tha.....
docter- sure...tum wahan let jawo....
koel jakar let jati hai....docter apna pura checkup krti hai.....
docter- so whats your name??
Koel- ji koel....
docter- so koel sab normal hai....pregnant toh nahi ho tum.....
koel khush hojati hai....aur rahat ki sans leti hai....aisa nahi tha ke oh maa nahi banna chahti thi..lekin birju chacha se nahii....koel ke dil ko ab sunkoon ata hai ab.....matlab oh i-pill thik se le rahi thi.....
docter- waise koel tum prega-news kit bhi toh use kar sakti thi na....its rather easy.....
koel- yes docter but main sure hona chahti thi....oh kya hai na docter main is waqt maa nahi banna chahti thi isliye....
docter- oh i can understand....
koel- thanks docter....apki fees....??
Docter- haa oh counter par de dena....
koel...okay thanks docter....
docter- your welcome....
koel fir wahan se pay karke chali ati hai....oh bohat khush thi....bohat rahat mili thi use....oh raj ko call lagati hai.....
koel- haa raj kahan par hoo?
Raj- main yahin malle men hun....
koel- acha thik hai main ati hun wahi....tum main door ke paas raho....
fir koel chali jati hai....shaam men kareeb 6 baje oh dono ek film dekhne ke liye theater pohch jate hain.....wahan kafi bhid thi....ek super hit film lagi thi toh kafi rush tha....raj aur koel ticket counter par ruke the ticket lene ke liye....raj aage tha aur koel piche.....koel ke piche ek worker type kala sa admi khada tha....ek shirt aur purani si pant me.....uske baal bhi ghungru se...pakka unpad lag raha tha....koel khadi khadi idar udar dekh rahi thi....jis dress men oh us waqt thi...
kafi log use ghur chuke the....oh wahin khadi thi ke use apne piche kamar kisi ka hath mehsus hota hai.....raj toh ho nahi sakta....koel ghabra jati hai......oh raj ki taraf dekhti hai....lekin oh toh aage dekh raha tha.....koel ko ghabrahat horhi thi....uske piche ek anjan admi use chu raha tha....koel jhat se uska hath hat deti hai.....aur thoda aage hojati hai raj ke taraf.....line abhi bhi lambi thi toh counter par pohchne time lag raha tha.....
thodi der baad firse hath koel ko apni kamar par mehsus hota hai....koel firse pareshan hone lagti hai...piche wale admi ka confidence bad gaya tha koel ko zyada kuch virod na krte dekh.....oh admi ab apne dono hath koel ke kamar par dal deta hai.....koel toh ekdum se shock hojati hai....ek anjan admi use chu raha tha aur uska pati samne hi khada hai.....
oh admi ab apne hath wahi chalne lagta hai...koel ki ghabrahat bad rahi thi.....tabhi waham line ke side men ek admi ata hai jo black ke tickets bech raha tha.....oh raj se....
admi- arey chahiye kya tickets??
Raj- kitne ka diya??
Admi- sirf 300....
raj- 150 se sidha 300..bohat zyada hai....
admi- arey le lo warna jald hi housefull ka board lag jayega.....
yahan us admi ke hath koel ki kamar par chal rahe the....koel firse uske hath jhatka deti hai...
koel- raj le lo na....film miss na hojaye....koel bas yahan se jana chahti thi...
raj- lekin koel....
koel- pls raj....
raj- acha thik hai....haan bhai do de de.....
ticket lekar oh dono jane lagte hain....jate hue koel us admi ko mudkar dekhti hai...oh admi apne peele dant nikal kar muskurata hai...koel ko ghin ati hai....oh raj ka hath pakad leti hai aur oh dono andr chale jate hain......
dono film dekh kar kareeb 10 baje ghar pohchte hain....kafi long day tha dono ke liye.....lekin aaj koel bohat khush thi...apne pati ke sath ghum fir kar jo ayi thi.....door par pohchkar oh door bell bajate hain....thodi der baad radha door kholti hai....
radha- ayiye madam sahabb....oh dono andr chale ate hain.....
raj- khana kha liya na radha?
Radha- haa sahabb...
Radha- sahab aap dono ke liye laga dun khana??
Raj- arey nahi hum khakr hi aye hain....
Radha- oh
raj- oh birju chacha aye kya nahi??
Koel raj ko dekhne lagti hai....use samjh nahi arha tha ke kyun raj birju chacha ki itni care kar raha hai....
Radha- haa oh sahab tabhi agya tha....
raj- kahan hain oh??
Radha- sahab oh upar terrece wale room men hai....
raj- oh achi baat hai....koel side men tehri hui thi...oh thaki hui thi...
radha- madam aap thak gayi hain lagta hai....
koel- haa radha bohat....
raj- chalo fir chalte hain sone.....
fir oh aur koel apne bedroom chale jate hain......radha bhi kitchen chali jati hai sone.....bedroom jakar koel apne kapde change kar leti hai....aur ek night suit pehen leti hai...raj bhi change kar leta hai....din bhar ki thakwat ki waja se letate hi raj ko nind ajati hai....
koel lekin pata nahi kyun abhi bhi jaag rahi thi....usne toh expect kiya tha ke aaj raj kuch karega uske sath....khush jo itna kiya tha usko aaj.....lekin oh toh sogy....koel raj ke taraf dekhne lagti hai.....oh ek baar raj ko uthane ki kosish karti hai lekin fir uski thakwat dekh kar nahi karti hai....oh thodi der waise hi leti rehti hai....
lekin fir oh achank uth jati hai aur door ki taraf jane lagti hai.....pata nahi use kya hua oh door kholti hai aur band kar deti hai bahar se.....oh ek baar hall ki tarf dekhti hai fir oh ghum kar terrece jane wale raste ki taraf dhire se chal deti hai.....uski dhadkan tez thi...use khud pata nahi tha ke oh akhir kyun jarhi hai oh wahan.....lekin oh jaise khud ka control kho chuki thi....chalte hue oh last stair tak pohchti hai aur ruk jati hai....uski dhadkan bilkul tez thi...use pata tha oh sher ke mun men jarhi hai....lekin pata nahi kyun oh shikar hona chah rahi thi....
oh is waqt ek night suit men thi...bhikare baal, gulabi honth, maang men sindoor aur uska masum sa chehra bohat hot lag rahi thi oh.....last step tak pohchkar uski nazar terrece par bane ek chote se room par padti hai....uski dhadkan dhire hone ka naam nahi le rahi thi.....tabhiii.....
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