Kya Chahtay ho? ( Long Story ) - Copied

[hirarandi]

Asma ne ab aisa saabit kar diyaa tha ki who ek khoobsurat amir ghar ki larki ke saath saath ek kaamyaab hoshiyaaar businesswoman bhi hai ooske office mein utarte hi sabki nazre oos par hoti thi lekin kuch logo ki oospe buri nazar thi asma ko ab kaam kartey huye pura 1 mahina honey waala tha sabkuch oos raat ke toofan ne badal diyaa jis raat ………………….


Asma apne office mein baithey kaam kar rahi thi itney mein ek call bell baji asma ko call uthaya aur kaha hello 

Udhar se ek gambhir shaks ki awaz – hmmmmmm mam asma mam

Asma – yes I am speaking 

Ji mera naam kastur hai aur main Pakistan ke Lahore se baat kar raha hoo kya aapne mujhe finance shares ke liye call kiyaa tha

Asma – haan wohi 

Asma ki meethi awaaz ne aisa kya jaadoo kiyaa ki wo shaks bhi jaisey mohit ho padaa aur har ek baat theek hai theek ha imam koi baat nahi 

Mam maine aapko 15 laakh documents mein laganey ke liye mr Abraham ko kaha tha

Asma – kya lekin mujhe toh unhoney aisa kuch nahi bataya

Asma apni baalo par pencil se ragadne lagi 

Ji ni nahi kaha aise kaise ho sakta hai koi koi baat nahin madam main theek kar dungaa apne boss se dealing ke liye main nikaal longaa

Asma ke chehre par muskurahat aa gayi aur kaha thank you so much 

Ooske hiltey gaal jab deep hotey toh do pyaare dimples chodh jaatey khair asma ko apne is attraction se kaafi logo ko lubhaane ka maukaa thaaa lekin office ke kuch logo ki baatein sunkar ooski saari muskurahat ek jhatke mein chali gayi 

Kyunki cabin ke diwaar ke piche ek secretary ka room tha jo koi aur nahin lalita thi aur oosse baat kar rahey do aur office workers

Jinki baatein ye thi 

Array shaam yaar kya bums hai saali ke dil toh karta hai noch daalooo 

Arre pagal hai kyaa marna hai tujhe office se toh haath dhoyega dhoyega jail mein rotiyaa bhi todhne ka irada hai kyaa waise kya farak padhta hai hum to sirf nihaartey hai 

Lalita ke chehre par to gussa saaf jhalak raha tha aur oosne keh daala tum madarchodo ko oos randi pe badaa pyaar aa raha hai aisa kyaa hai ooss mein 

Pehle bandey ne kaha teri se toh 10 gunaaa acchi hai kitni mast hot hai 

Dusrey bandey ne sirf muskuraayaaa

Aur waise bhi hum to sirf nihaar aur baat kar saktey hai aur tumhey kyaa lagta hai ki wo apni chut humhe de degi betey mr khan ki beti hai jab ooske baap ke chalney se patta patta hil jaata that oh isse kya expect kar saktey hai 

Dusrey bandey ne wohi toh 

Tabhi ek zordaar cabin ki ghanti baji jo sirf unhey hi suni 

Pehla bandaa – loh madam ne bulaa liyaaa lagta hai aaj promotion pakkaa maine 2 din se oose nihaartey nihartey pagal ho chukaa hoo 

Ghanti ek baar phir baji aur iss baar naam sameer ka tha jo ki dusra bandaaa tha 

Khan industries bahut rayizz thi yahan ek kaam karne waale yahan tak peon ko bhi boss sirf ghanti ki bajaa kar apnaa msg dekar office mein daakhil honey ke liye keh detaa tha baaki hulkam ke gulaamo par thaaa

Sameer aur who pehlaa bandaa cabin mein ghusey aur apney maasum chehre se kaha yes mam 

Par asma ki nazar toh teekhi nazro se unhey taaak rahi thi maano kitna gussa oosne pee liyaa tha apni baatein sunkar

Sameer – yes yes mam 

Asma ki nazar pehle bandey par padii jo idhar udhar tha who pehle se kala tha aur chehre par pasine dekh kar asma ki muskurahat badalne mein zaraa sa bhi waqt nahi lagaaa

Asma – kyaa huaa mr… Deepak oh yaa mr Deepak 

Wo pehla bandaa ne kaha – kuch nahin who wo…. Main mam aapne ekdum se bulaya is wajah se 

Sameer oosey dekh kar kuddhh raha thaa 

Asma ne kaha waise aap log agar soch rahe hai ki jo aap logo ne mere peeth peeche meri gandi baatein ki ooosse main zara bhi waqqiff nahi hoo so you are wrong 

Dono ki sitti pitti gum ho gayi aur ek dusre ko dekhkar kehne lagey mam ye aap kya bol rahi hai hum to aapke office ke workers hai aapki izzat ne hi to humhe yahan rozi roti de rakhi hai 

Asma ek dum se uthi aur catwalk ke andar par chalkar table par bath gyai aur kaha oh yeah asma ke do boobs bahar dikh rahe they jo ki kuch )( mein dikh rahey they 

Asma – aapki rozi roti aaaj chin chukhi hai mere khilaaf galat lavz use karne wala abhi koi paida nahi huaa aur tum dono barkhaast kiye jaatey ho you both fired

Sameer to jaise chilaa padaa – mam what you’re talking mam aisa mat kariye mam meri biwi bachche hai agar main ye job nahi kar sakaa to apne family ko kaise chalaa paaungaa

Asma – oh shut up I don’t care haa jab mere hips aur pussy ke bare in mein tum baat kar rahey they tab toh baraa mazaa aa raha tha rozi roti kam aur bistar ke baarein mein zyada baatein ho rahi thi isn’t it

Mr Deepak – mam ye sab gaalt hai humne aisa kuch nahi kaahaa pls believe us 

Asma – ye tapes to jhutt nahi bolegi jab aap log mrs lalita ke cabin mein they maine recordings se aapki saari baatein sun li aura b I have decided ki aap ko job se barkhaast kiyaa jaata hai 

Mr Deepak to jaise mann hi mann asma ko gaali de rahaa tha

Asma ne oospar nazar gadhaatey huye kaha mr Abraham ji 

Mr Abraham ke jhatkey mein room mein aaye aur kaha yes mam 

Asma – inkey resignation application banaiye they both are fired 

Mr Abraham ke sar par shikaar ki leher daudh gayi aur kaha kyu kyu mam 

Asma – mujhe kisi ko explain dene ki zarurat nahi jitna kaha hai utnaa kijiye unless mere guards inhey dhakke maarkey yahan se nikaalengey and then kahin to kya kisi office mein kaam karne ke laayak nahi rahenge 

Mr Abraham ne jhat se sar hilaaya aur kaha ok ok madam 

Aye tum dono nikalo 

Sameer aur Deepak kaafi request karney lagey apni baton ke liye maanfi maangi par shayad asma ke chehre par brown chashmein ne daya karne ki wo bhaavna ooske aankho se mitaa li thi 

Sab log hairat se dono ko dekh rahey they unko office se bezzat hotey dekh sab ki hassi chutt gayi aur cabin mein asma ki ek kaatil muskurahat 


26th December 2011

Office – khan industries 

Raat ke savaa das baj chukey they aur yahan asma office mein baithey kaam kar rahi thi itney mein mr Abraham room mein enter huye aur poonchaa array mam aap gayi nahin 

Asma ne piche palat kar kaha – haan who main bas jaa hi rahi thi ye hamari last sigment hai 

Mr Abraham – aapne toh is industry ko oochaaiyo mein chuaa diyaa hai ab aapko itni mehnat ki kya zarurat

Asma – who kahavat to suni hi hogi agar imaarat ki ek int hataa di jaaaye to who imaarat ko kamjor honey mein samay nahi lagta aur aisey mein wo imaarat kabhi bhi gir sakti hai anyways aap office se chaley jaaiye new years ke liye toh office 5 days ke liye band rahegaa 

Mr Abraham – aap chahey to main ruk sakta hoo 

Asma – koi zaurat nahi I really appreciate it aap jaa sakey hai 

Mr Abraham – ok 

Mr Abraham piche mudhkar apne haath se mauk gawaane se niraash they aur wahan se chaley gaye mauka thaa to is machli ko pakadna par shaayad asma oon jaiso mein se nahin thi 


Asma ne jhat se kaam nipataaya aur office se nikalne lagi tabhi asmaa ka call bell bajaa jis par maa ka call tha

Asma documents mein itni busy thi ki uski mom ko msg chodhna padhaa

Asma beti main teri maa bol rahi hoo tu kab aayegi ghar bol naye saal mein bhi itna kaam tu kaafi mehnati hai ye main jaanti hoo par itni laparvaah oh god

Asma ne muskurate huye jhat se ek button on kiyaa aur kaha maa main yahin hoo phone nahi utha saki document send kar rahi thi accha bataiye kya hua main bas 2 minute mein nikal rahi hoo acchaa mam 

Maa ne kaha theek hai sidhe ghar aana beta waise bhi raat ko sunsaan bahut ho jaata hai 

Asma – maa darro nahin main aa jaaungi 

Asma sidhe uthi aur apne skirt ko piche se khichaa aur ek overcoat pehen liyaa shayad thand zyada thi coat pehne ke baad asma office ko band kiye nikalne lagi ooske heels ki awaaze khaali padey office hall mein gunz rahi thi who jhat se lift mein gayi aur sidhe ground floor ka button dabaya 

Asma ground floor par thi tabhi watchmen se kaha acchaa ab main jaa rahi hoo office ki zimmedaari tumhari alright 

Watchmen – ji madam 

Watchmen ki bhi aankhen ek tak asma par padi aur ooosne bhi kaha kaash aap aur main in 5 dino mein yahin fass jaaye haaye meri to lottery lag jaayegi 

Asma ne piche palat kar kaha kuch kahan tumne 

Watchmen – nahin nahin nahin kuch bhi kucch bhi to nahin hahahaha aap kaaft khubsurat ha imam 

Asma – thankyou par watchmen ki hi hassiyat mein raho zyada bahar aaoge toh naukri se nikaal diye jaaoge understand got it 

Watchman to bas hi ,.' bolkar reh gaya asma bahar aayi raat ghani thi kuch der pehle barsaat huyi thi road pura lighto se ujaala bharaa tha har taraf yellow lights 

Asma tez kadmo se car ki taraf jaaa rahi thi jo ki ek post box ke bagal mein khadhi thi black Mercedes jo kaafi chamak rahi thi jis par bearish ke thodhey bundey padhey huye they asma ne car ki taraf aakar chaabi se ek button dabay car unlock ho gayi asma ne car ka gate kholaa aur andar ghus gayi us waqt asma ne black overcoat pehna tha jisne safed shirts ke do button ab band they shayad zayda thand se asma ne band karna hi laazmi samjhaa

Asma ne car start kiyaa par car start honey kaa naam hi nahin le rahi thin baar baar asma car ko chaalu karne ki koshish karti par car jhohh johhooooooo jaisi awaaz nikaal raha thaa

Asma ne gusse mein steering par dono haath maarey aur kaha ise abhi hi start nahi honaa tha bastard 

Asma car se bahar nikaali aur car ke  engine door ko kholaa oos mein dhuaa thaa shayad car mein kachra honey se car fass gayi thi 

Asma ne kaha damn it car ko ek laat maari asma ke chhere par gusse se dono gaal pink ho gaye jo oose aur bhi khubsurat aur sexy banaa rahey they asma ne phone liaya aur kaha hello haa haa dekho meri car kharab ho gayi hai main sector 24 mein meri industry hai aur mere paas iss waqt car bhi avalaible nahi hai kya mujhe taxi mil sakti hai 

Kyaa ? aisaa kaise ho sakta hai 

Sorry mam car ki hadtaal kuch dino tak chalegi aur mam I am sorry jahan bhi aap hai shayad aapko lift le leni chahiye aur maybe wohi kahin stay kar lena chahiye aaj hinsaa ki virodh bhi chal raha hai aapka sadak par rehna bhi khatre se khaali nahin

Asma ke toh dimaag chakra gaye aur keh baithi oh you motherfuckerss go to hell 

Asma ne jhat se phone kaataaa

Asma apne haatho par sar rakhke roney roney par ho gayi 

Asma aaj kaafi pareshaan thi maa ko diyaa wada bhi puraa naa ho sakaa

Tabhi wo shaks apne car se utaraa aur tez kadmo se asma ki or jaane lagaa asma ab bhi bekhabar paresshaani mein khoyi baithi thi oos shaks ne apnaa haath tezi se paas laaya aur sidhe asma ke shoulder par narmi se rakhaaa 

Asmaa ek dum se hadbhadhaayi aur piche mudhke chilaa padii aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...